1 00:00:08,109 --> 00:00:14,630 So he moved out. That little, no -good, ungrateful... My son's gone. 2 00:00:15,170 --> 00:00:19,190 My firstborn. My namesake, if we'd decided to go that way. 3 00:00:21,570 --> 00:00:23,250 I want to go to school here. 4 00:00:27,310 --> 00:00:29,390 Philip Boynton State Teachers College? 5 00:00:29,910 --> 00:00:30,910 Exactly. 6 00:00:31,730 --> 00:00:32,730 Michael Seaver. 7 00:00:32,990 --> 00:00:34,610 Well, Mr. Seaver. 8 00:00:35,020 --> 00:00:37,980 Would you like to tell us a little about your most recent acting experience? 9 00:00:38,900 --> 00:00:43,140 Uh, well, just yesterday I convinced my parents that I'd given up acting. 10 00:00:44,480 --> 00:00:46,100 So you lied to us? 11 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:47,480 Uh -huh. 12 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:51,480 So you never had any intention of going to Boynton? 13 00:00:51,900 --> 00:00:52,900 You got it. 14 00:00:54,660 --> 00:00:55,660 Here's the deal. 15 00:00:56,260 --> 00:00:59,860 You want that same rent, you want the Seaver meal plan, then you gotta study 16 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:02,820 something. You gotta be a student. Study something anywhere. I don't care. 17 00:01:03,390 --> 00:01:06,610 So you're saying if I don't do what you say, you're making me move out? No, 18 00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:08,230 Mike, you're choosing to move out. 19 00:01:08,850 --> 00:01:09,789 But why? 20 00:01:09,790 --> 00:01:12,330 I don't know. You tell me. I like you living here. 21 00:01:12,890 --> 00:01:14,010 Well, me too, Dad. 22 00:01:14,670 --> 00:01:16,110 So what are we fighting about? 23 00:01:17,230 --> 00:01:18,430 We're not fighting anymore. 24 00:01:20,170 --> 00:01:21,730 I want your decision in the morning. 25 00:01:23,250 --> 00:01:24,250 Jason? 26 00:01:25,210 --> 00:01:26,210 Jason? 27 00:01:27,050 --> 00:01:28,048 Yeah, honey? 28 00:01:28,050 --> 00:01:30,090 Tell Mike to hurry up. His breakfast is getting cold. 29 00:01:34,730 --> 00:01:36,310 Boy, how am I going to tell Maggie? 30 00:01:37,670 --> 00:01:42,850 Look at her, all safe and secure in her little pink robe, whipping up eggs. 31 00:01:44,050 --> 00:01:45,210 God, that's sexy. 32 00:01:46,090 --> 00:01:48,150 Stop, stop. Now get back to the problem. 33 00:01:48,510 --> 00:01:49,770 How am I going to tell her? 34 00:02:00,150 --> 00:02:01,450 Jason, what are you doing? 35 00:02:01,990 --> 00:02:03,290 I'm hugging my gal. 36 00:02:04,010 --> 00:02:07,310 And it's not just because you're beautiful, Maggie. It's because, well, 37 00:02:07,310 --> 00:02:10,449 I know that you and I can face anything, even Mike moving out. 38 00:02:11,490 --> 00:02:15,870 Mike moved out? Well, I... Oh, you did it, didn't you? You, with your senseless 39 00:02:15,870 --> 00:02:17,730 babbling, drove our firstborn away? 40 00:02:18,650 --> 00:02:21,810 Maggie, remember, honey, the important thing is here. Our love will survive. 41 00:02:24,950 --> 00:02:28,630 You know, maybe I'm making too much of this. She's an adult. She'll understand. 42 00:02:31,790 --> 00:02:33,890 Now, you better put down that whisk. 43 00:02:34,410 --> 00:02:35,309 Pardon me? 44 00:02:35,310 --> 00:02:36,490 I have some terrible news. 45 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:39,210 My kid's moved out. 46 00:02:39,510 --> 00:02:40,530 Oh, that's nice. 47 00:02:43,930 --> 00:02:44,970 What, you're not upset? 48 00:02:45,470 --> 00:02:47,150 Heck no. We can have more kids. 49 00:02:47,390 --> 00:02:50,150 In fact, I'm in the mood to start trying right now. 50 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:04,440 What am I doing? I'll just go in and bite the bullet. 51 00:03:05,340 --> 00:03:06,560 Oh, God, bullet. 52 00:03:10,700 --> 00:03:13,540 Tell Mike to get here sooner or his three -minute egg is going to be hard 53 00:03:13,540 --> 00:03:15,980 -boiled. Well, Mike won't be having breakfast this morning. 54 00:03:16,540 --> 00:03:18,060 Decided to starve him into submission? 55 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:19,760 He's gone, Maggie. 56 00:03:20,060 --> 00:03:24,080 What? Gone. Mike moved out. He's gone. His car's closed, everything. He moved 57 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:25,360 out to do that stupid play. 58 00:03:26,300 --> 00:03:28,780 Oh, I can't believe it. It's just another one of these tricks. 59 00:03:29,530 --> 00:03:31,590 Sweetheart, he took the toilet paper. 60 00:03:33,430 --> 00:03:34,430 My baby. 61 00:03:34,910 --> 00:03:38,770 But I thought you reasoned with him. I thought you worked everything out. So 62 00:03:38,770 --> 00:03:41,330 I. And I hate to say this, Maggie, but I gotta blame you. 63 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:47,010 Me? Wait a minute. You're the one that talked to him last night, alone, 64 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:48,950 secretly. And you blame me? 65 00:03:49,170 --> 00:03:50,170 That's right. 66 00:03:50,510 --> 00:03:54,570 Because when my sober reasoning didn't work, I tried your stupid, hard -as 67 00:03:54,570 --> 00:03:55,570 -nails approach. 68 00:03:55,730 --> 00:03:57,870 What stupid, hard -as -nails approach? 69 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:01,720 Oh, you know, the ultimatum that you didn't have the guts to give him face to 70 00:04:01,720 --> 00:04:06,940 face? I would never corner him like that, stay in school or get out. Oh, now 71 00:04:06,940 --> 00:04:07,940 think we see why. 72 00:04:09,880 --> 00:04:11,580 I can't believe my baby's gone. 73 00:04:12,340 --> 00:04:13,860 I'm going after him. Where? 74 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:15,860 To New York. I didn't know he was in New York. 75 00:04:16,079 --> 00:04:19,160 Oh, Jason, you know what city he's in, and you stand here in your pajamas and 76 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:21,160 robe like, like Hugh Stingy Hefner? 77 00:04:22,780 --> 00:04:25,580 There's eight million people in that city. What am I supposed to do? 78 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:32,500 No, I'm just worried my baby's fallen into something terrible. 79 00:04:33,420 --> 00:04:35,060 Thanks for putting me up for the night, babe. 80 00:04:36,540 --> 00:04:38,800 Anything for you, cowboy. 81 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:42,280 Boy, I love acting. 82 00:04:43,380 --> 00:04:44,420 Mr. Seaver. 83 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:47,280 Must you say that after every line? 84 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:49,460 Oh, well, she is saying some great stuff. 85 00:04:50,460 --> 00:04:52,900 Maybe if you'll shut up, she'll say some more. 86 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:55,360 Now get back into that bed with that young woman. 87 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:57,460 boy I love acting 88 00:06:01,740 --> 00:06:03,100 Jason, I feel so terrible. 89 00:06:03,340 --> 00:06:05,440 I never got the chance to tell him goodbye. 90 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:07,480 Bye, Mike. 91 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,700 It was fun raising you. 92 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:13,120 No, it wasn't, Maggie. It was a nightmare. 93 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,380 So you're happy he's gone? 94 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:18,680 I'm not happy, Maggie. I'm destroyed. I'm hurt. 95 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:23,520 I'm at a loss here, but come on, I love that no -good, irresponsible, 96 00:06:24,540 --> 00:06:30,260 selfish, hard -headed, crafty, opportunistic, dangerous outlaw of a 97 00:06:32,650 --> 00:06:33,650 when he lies. 98 00:06:35,970 --> 00:06:40,470 Look, Mom, Dad, look, I know what you guys are going to say, and I don't care. 99 00:06:40,610 --> 00:06:43,330 This is what all the kids in school are wearing, and if you ask me, I think it 100 00:06:43,330 --> 00:06:44,289 looks darn good. 101 00:06:44,290 --> 00:06:47,810 We have bigger problems, Ben. Mike has moved out and gone to New York. Oh. 102 00:06:51,410 --> 00:06:53,510 My mother cried, too, when she saw me. 103 00:06:54,010 --> 00:06:55,850 Stop crying about this. 104 00:06:56,130 --> 00:06:57,230 Mike moved to New York. 105 00:06:57,550 --> 00:07:01,090 and we are talking window of opportunity here. I have a feeling that Mike's old 106 00:07:01,090 --> 00:07:03,310 apartment is about to become Ben's house of pleasure. 107 00:07:04,830 --> 00:07:06,670 All right, enough practice, girls. 108 00:07:07,250 --> 00:07:10,290 Now, who wants to be shirts and who wants to be skin? 109 00:07:16,190 --> 00:07:21,490 All right! 110 00:07:23,970 --> 00:07:25,870 Honey, come on, look on the bright side. 111 00:07:26,220 --> 00:07:29,100 Mike might become rich and successful and never need us again. 112 00:07:30,220 --> 00:07:34,900 Can you believe this? 113 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:37,800 Carol, shouldn't you be catching a bus? 114 00:07:38,620 --> 00:07:39,820 Well, yes, I should. 115 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:41,200 But just look at me. 116 00:07:41,460 --> 00:07:42,680 Not now, Carol. 117 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:46,660 Oh, is this a bad time for your daughter to have a breakdown? 118 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:49,080 Yes. 119 00:07:49,740 --> 00:07:51,980 Mike has moved to New York and we're pretty upset. 120 00:07:56,800 --> 00:08:03,340 Nice. Here I am, a Columbia student who has to leave at 7 a .m. to make a 10 o 121 00:08:03,340 --> 00:08:04,219 'clock class. 122 00:08:04,220 --> 00:08:05,500 But do I live in New York? 123 00:08:05,940 --> 00:08:06,940 No. 124 00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:13,760 I have to wait at a bus stop and get splashed with mud by a traveling 125 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:18,760 who then stops his car and offers to wipe me off without using his hands. 126 00:08:20,900 --> 00:08:22,960 Here, you better change. You're going to be late for class. 127 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:28,040 What are we going to do about Mike? 128 00:08:28,340 --> 00:08:30,100 Well, I know we can't give in, Maggie. 129 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:32,500 I mean, we can't just let him live here and be a bum. 130 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:36,080 I don't know what to do. Our only hope is that he comes to his senses. 131 00:08:36,700 --> 00:08:38,020 Then we have no hope. 132 00:08:41,820 --> 00:08:42,820 Don't leave me, cowboy. 133 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:44,100 Don't leave me. 134 00:08:44,540 --> 00:08:46,840 Sorry, babe, but I'm a traveling man and I gotta go. 135 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:49,180 So I'll just say, yo. 136 00:08:51,100 --> 00:08:52,100 Okay. 137 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:54,680 We may have to do a little work on this ending. 138 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:59,530 People! That's it for today, and please leave your address so we can send you 139 00:08:59,530 --> 00:09:00,530 your revised pages. 140 00:09:01,990 --> 00:09:05,270 What do you do if you don't know your address? 141 00:09:06,030 --> 00:09:07,070 Look inside your underwear. 142 00:09:08,530 --> 00:09:11,770 I haven't found a place yet. Do you know where I can find a nice, clean little 143 00:09:11,770 --> 00:09:13,970 apartment for, say, $100, $200 a month? 144 00:09:14,470 --> 00:09:15,530 Yeah, Milwaukee. 145 00:09:18,930 --> 00:09:22,190 Maurice, could you help me out? I mean, is there any way that I could get my 146 00:09:22,190 --> 00:09:23,550 first day's pay now? 147 00:09:24,010 --> 00:09:27,670 Michael, nobody gets paid until the play opens, and that's four weeks away. 148 00:09:27,930 --> 00:09:28,930 Four weeks? 149 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,210 How's a guy supposed to live? 150 00:09:31,490 --> 00:09:32,750 Well, you could sell your blood. 151 00:09:33,590 --> 00:09:35,690 As a matter of fact, I'm going right now. You want to go? 152 00:09:35,990 --> 00:09:36,990 No. 153 00:09:37,750 --> 00:09:38,750 No, thanks. 154 00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:41,870 875 Central Park South, Penthouse. 155 00:09:43,810 --> 00:09:44,810 Uh, Liz. 156 00:09:45,430 --> 00:09:49,290 Liz, you know, I was thinking, you know, I think you would really help me 157 00:09:49,290 --> 00:09:53,010 understand my part if I could spend the night on your couch tonight. 158 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:56,760 Sorry. Tonight my boyfriend's fighting for the late heavyweight crown. 159 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:24,400 haven't seen each other in a few months, but, heck, we can't say that anymore. 160 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:26,360 How are you, Mike? I'm fine. 161 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:30,000 Kate, Kate, I did it. I moved to New York, and I'm starring in a play. 162 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:34,380 Broadway? Uh, off -Broadway. How far off? Uh, there's a nursing home on the 163 00:10:34,380 --> 00:10:35,380 second floor. 164 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:38,800 Look, it doesn't matter. The point is, here I am, and here you are, and, heck, 165 00:10:38,900 --> 00:10:39,679 you seen anyone? 166 00:10:39,680 --> 00:10:41,380 No. Well, me neither. Want to live together? 167 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:47,120 Kate. Okay, okay, Kate, look, look, I know it was my idea for the two of us to 168 00:10:47,120 --> 00:10:51,820 just be friends, but, hey, look, Kate, the question you gotta ask yourself is, 169 00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:54,260 how meaningful do you want this friendship to be? 170 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:58,380 I would love to help you, but... Okay, look, Kate, here's the truth. I just 171 00:10:58,380 --> 00:11:01,520 moved away from home. I got a hundred bucks in my pocket, and I got no place 172 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:05,320 live. I mean, it would only be for a couple of days. A week. I mean, six 173 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:08,340 tops. I would love to help you, but your mother's visiting. 174 00:11:09,580 --> 00:11:10,580 Hello. 175 00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:15,540 That's your mother? 176 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:17,080 You bet your butt. 177 00:11:22,190 --> 00:11:24,910 Really nice to see you. And don't you know anybody else in the city? 178 00:11:26,110 --> 00:11:27,490 Don't I know anybody else in the city? 179 00:11:27,790 --> 00:11:29,070 Kate, my book is filled. 180 00:11:29,330 --> 00:11:31,170 I just thought that I'd give you first shot. 181 00:11:32,050 --> 00:11:33,050 Thanks. 182 00:11:33,470 --> 00:11:36,430 Kate, any of the time that we were going out, did I ever lend you money? 183 00:11:37,010 --> 00:11:38,010 No. 184 00:11:38,530 --> 00:11:39,930 In fact, you owe me 50. 185 00:11:40,510 --> 00:11:41,510 You're right. I'm sorry. 186 00:11:41,710 --> 00:11:42,810 Bad time to bring up money. 187 00:11:43,390 --> 00:11:44,850 Hey, I'll call you when the play opens. 188 00:11:45,150 --> 00:11:46,630 I would love to see it. Okay. 189 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,950 You want to pay for two tickets now? 190 00:11:52,870 --> 00:11:54,450 Grandma, it's your favorite grandson. 191 00:11:54,950 --> 00:11:56,330 Do I have good news for you? 192 00:11:56,870 --> 00:11:59,130 Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. 193 00:11:59,430 --> 00:12:00,430 Jerry Vale. 194 00:12:01,630 --> 00:12:03,070 Hi, I'm Jerry Vale. 195 00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:06,730 Is this my Grandma Irma and Wally's apartment? 196 00:12:07,070 --> 00:12:09,930 Yes, and I'm house -sitting. I do that for all of my fans. 197 00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:12,750 Wally and Irma are in the Bahamas. 198 00:12:13,370 --> 00:12:14,370 The Bahamas? 199 00:12:14,550 --> 00:12:16,370 Yeah, it's a little chain of islands off the East Coast. 200 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:21,760 Well, uh... Look, look, Mr. Vail, it's like this. I am Irma's grandson, Mike. 201 00:12:21,900 --> 00:12:24,820 And I just moved to New York to become an actor. And I don't have a place to 202 00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:25,779 stay. 203 00:12:25,780 --> 00:12:26,780 What do you say? 204 00:12:26,940 --> 00:12:28,000 That's a tough break, kid. 205 00:12:28,220 --> 00:12:30,060 It'll make you a better person. So long. 206 00:12:57,930 --> 00:12:59,650 want to stay, you gotta order some food. 207 00:12:59,990 --> 00:13:05,070 Uh, well, excuse me, but that sign in the window clearly offers a bottomless 208 00:13:05,070 --> 00:13:07,730 of coffee. It also says friendly service. 209 00:13:11,050 --> 00:13:12,050 Look, 210 00:13:12,590 --> 00:13:13,590 lady, here's the truth. 211 00:13:14,330 --> 00:13:16,150 I'm an actor without a place to stay. 212 00:13:16,370 --> 00:13:17,610 Would you please cut me a break? 213 00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:19,830 You want a break? I'll tell you about breaks. 214 00:13:20,510 --> 00:13:24,730 Forty years ago, I understudied Mary Martin in South Pacific and that broad 215 00:13:24,730 --> 00:13:26,410 never even once got sick. 216 00:13:28,050 --> 00:13:33,430 So, I joined the circus and spent my reproductive years with the two -headed 217 00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:36,330 man. Would you like to see a picture of my kids? 218 00:13:39,190 --> 00:13:40,370 I'm sure they're beautiful. 219 00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:41,570 Yeah, right. 220 00:13:54,820 --> 00:13:57,580 Everybody's talking at me. 221 00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:01,020 I don't hear a thing. 222 00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:06,880 Only the echoes of my mind. 223 00:14:10,820 --> 00:14:13,800 People stop telling me. 224 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:28,480 You know whose fault it is? It's my father's. 225 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:31,960 Here. 226 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,200 A buck? 227 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:37,540 You're giving me a buck? 228 00:14:38,940 --> 00:14:40,140 Sorry, it's all I can afford. 229 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:41,980 It's winter. 230 00:14:45,460 --> 00:14:46,460 Come to this. 231 00:14:46,940 --> 00:14:49,580 An anonymous homeless man gives me a buck. 232 00:14:50,980 --> 00:14:51,980 Otis. 233 00:15:28,319 --> 00:15:31,440 Stupid. Chrissy, that's the first time you ever insulted me. 234 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:34,360 No, it's the first time you've ever been in the room. 235 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:39,960 Where's Dad? 236 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:41,100 Upstairs. 237 00:15:42,740 --> 00:15:44,360 Dad, come down here now! 238 00:15:46,100 --> 00:15:48,440 Our turf. Keep out. The Regents. 239 00:15:50,860 --> 00:15:54,980 I was graffitied, Ben, by a gang of twerps dressed just like you. 240 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:57,720 Carol. 241 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:02,780 Dad, I need to talk to you. I'm not asking you to violate any confidences 242 00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:05,140 have with your brother, but if you see Mike, I want you to give him this money. 243 00:16:05,180 --> 00:16:07,800 Do not say it's from me. I want him to learn a lesson, but I don't want him to 244 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,260 suffer. Enough said. Get away from me. 245 00:16:10,420 --> 00:16:12,780 But, Dad, I have something to say. I've reached a decision. 246 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,780 Apparently so have the regents. 247 00:16:16,360 --> 00:16:19,420 Oh, good. You're here, too. I have something to say. say to both of you? 248 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,120 you've got pain all over your coat. 249 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:22,720 You should read her butt. 250 00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:25,620 Ben, go to your room. 251 00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:28,920 Carol, you can't tell me where to go. Anyway, I don't live there anymore. 252 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:31,260 What? I moved up to the garage yesterday. 253 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,600 Ben, you don't move anywhere without permission. 254 00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:35,020 Dad said it was okay. 255 00:16:36,040 --> 00:16:40,160 Well, Maggie, my point was that just in case Mike should happen to come back, 256 00:16:40,380 --> 00:16:43,800 this would symbolically communicate to him that no individual... 257 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:47,880 is more important or larger than the family as an entity because, as you 258 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:51,900 the fiber of the basic familial... Ben, go to your apartment. 259 00:16:57,800 --> 00:17:02,900 I'm still here. 260 00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:05,020 Why is that? 261 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:10,200 What do I have to do to get your attention? Wear vinyl like Ben? 262 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:11,760 Ben's wearing vinyl? 263 00:17:15,109 --> 00:17:18,150 I can't take this anymore. This commute is killing me. 264 00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:21,550 Honey, I think there's something important going on here, and we've 265 00:17:21,550 --> 00:17:24,130 been just too preoccupied with Mike to even notice it. 266 00:17:24,690 --> 00:17:25,690 Finally, Dad. 267 00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:27,569 Carol's dropping out of school. 268 00:17:27,930 --> 00:17:29,490 No. I'm not dropping out. 269 00:17:29,690 --> 00:17:30,770 Thank God, that's so. 270 00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:34,490 Listen, if Mike can live in the city, so can I. 271 00:17:34,770 --> 00:17:38,490 Oh, no, you don't, Carol. You can save your breath. You're not moving anywhere. 272 00:17:38,610 --> 00:17:41,650 You haven't even heard a word I've had to say. That's true, Maggie. Not another 273 00:17:41,650 --> 00:17:42,650 word. What? 274 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:45,350 I think what your mother's trying to say is maybe this isn't the right time. 275 00:17:45,530 --> 00:17:47,450 I'll tell her what I'm trying to say. Thank you very much. 276 00:17:47,730 --> 00:17:51,410 Honey, I'll talk to her. It's okay. I can take care of things. Oh, like you 277 00:17:51,410 --> 00:17:52,410 care of things with Mike? 278 00:17:53,010 --> 00:17:56,930 Oh, so now we're blaming me all of a sudden. No, I blamed you all along. 279 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,570 Ah, because you couldn't hear the truth, huh? 280 00:17:59,830 --> 00:18:01,870 Oh, Jason, I am going to handle this, okay? 281 00:18:02,090 --> 00:18:03,090 Okay? Okay? 282 00:18:03,230 --> 00:18:04,230 Okay? 283 00:18:04,350 --> 00:18:05,350 Okay. 284 00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:06,889 All right. 285 00:18:06,890 --> 00:18:07,890 Where were we? 286 00:18:08,050 --> 00:18:10,870 Well, you are not moving anywhere. End of discussion. 287 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,290 Okay. selfish. 288 00:18:12,670 --> 00:18:14,130 Selfish? You think I'm keeping you here for me? 289 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,690 Bingo. Carol, what could I possibly have to gain by having you here? 290 00:18:17,970 --> 00:18:19,790 Oh, thank you very much. 291 00:18:20,070 --> 00:18:23,830 Honey, I just mean that maybe I think you're not ready to move out on your 292 00:18:24,110 --> 00:18:27,770 How am I not ready? Name one thing. Just one. Okay. Uh -huh. For one? Uh -huh. 293 00:18:27,770 --> 00:18:30,510 For one. If you were adult enough to move out, you'd be adult enough to know 294 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,390 this is a rotten time to be having this stinking conversation. 295 00:18:33,010 --> 00:18:35,090 So trapped here till I die? 296 00:18:36,330 --> 00:18:39,910 No, honey. The odds are you'll outlive your dad and me. You know, the best 297 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:43,310 Mike ever did was move away. from here. Oh, really? Yeah, at least he had the 298 00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:44,990 good sense to get away from you. Me? 299 00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:47,970 Yeah, and I'll tell you something else. If I had the money, I'd do the same 300 00:18:47,970 --> 00:18:50,050 thing. Is that all that's keeping you here? Yes. 301 00:18:50,270 --> 00:18:51,710 Well, here. 302 00:18:54,010 --> 00:18:55,010 What are you doing? 303 00:18:55,390 --> 00:18:57,410 Far be it for me to stand in your way. 304 00:18:58,430 --> 00:19:00,070 A blank check. You want to move? 305 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:01,450 Move. You're free. 306 00:19:32,940 --> 00:19:33,940 is because you were right. 307 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:35,160 Forgive me. 308 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000 Loser. 309 00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:39,580 Loser. 310 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:41,760 I should talk to Mom. 311 00:19:44,060 --> 00:19:48,480 Mommy, your baby boy is home. In the real world, it's really rough on him. 312 00:19:52,620 --> 00:19:55,320 What the heck am I doing here? 313 00:19:57,440 --> 00:19:58,440 Oh, right. 314 00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:01,700 I got nowhere to go. 315 00:20:06,510 --> 00:20:08,430 What are you doing here? You look filthy and disgusting. 316 00:20:09,130 --> 00:20:12,050 Uh, yeah, but after I shower, I'll be fine. 317 00:20:14,170 --> 00:20:15,170 Do me a favor. 318 00:20:15,390 --> 00:20:18,770 Don't look me up when I'm in New York. I won't. Wait a minute. 319 00:20:18,990 --> 00:20:20,810 What do you mean when you're in New York? 320 00:20:21,330 --> 00:20:22,330 Yeah, I'm moving there. 321 00:20:22,550 --> 00:20:23,550 What? 322 00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:26,230 Mm -hmm. Mom gave me a blank check. 323 00:20:27,330 --> 00:20:28,630 It's some kind of joke, right? 324 00:20:28,850 --> 00:20:32,130 Nope. With Mom's money, I'm finally on my own. 325 00:20:33,970 --> 00:20:35,310 Uh, well, we're caroling. 326 00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:36,660 What an amazing coincidence. 327 00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:40,940 I mean, here you are on your way to New York, and here I am on my way back 328 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,460 there. Why don't I give you a ride? 329 00:20:43,160 --> 00:20:44,160 You would do that? 330 00:20:44,260 --> 00:20:45,099 Oh, yeah. 331 00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:49,060 And Carol, I also hope to ease your first few troublesome days in Manhattan. 332 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:52,900 I don't trust you. Perhaps I should try a different borough. 333 00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:55,560 A borough? Carol, I've got a car. 334 00:21:03,050 --> 00:21:09,950 i come down now or will i just be in the way no no i can't come down 335 00:21:09,950 --> 00:21:16,870 or no i won't be in the way honey if i am in the way i'll stay in my room no no 336 00:21:16,870 --> 00:21:21,770 it's not that just carol's gone i gave her a blank check and now she's moving 337 00:21:21,770 --> 00:21:25,070 new york and now she'll never speak to me again you gave her a what 338 00:21:33,350 --> 00:21:37,990 doesn't care she hates us maggie all kids hate their parents at some time 339 00:21:37,990 --> 00:21:41,290 perfectly healthy didn't you ever hate your parents no they never did anything 340 00:21:41,290 --> 00:21:42,290 to upset me 341 00:21:59,660 --> 00:22:02,720 Are you happy now that you've driven out two of my grandkids, you quack? 342 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:08,140 I'm in no mood for you, Ed. We were doing just fine till you showed up. Oh, 343 00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:09,140 hell we were. 344 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:10,580 Oh, I sense tension. 345 00:22:11,220 --> 00:22:14,080 Hey, you guys keep it down. I got some people over. 346 00:22:19,380 --> 00:22:20,980 He's $20 ,000 hyphenated. 347 00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:24,520 What? Uh, no reason. 348 00:22:26,420 --> 00:22:28,580 You were thinking of my blank check, weren't you? 349 00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:30,260 No. 350 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,040 I was thinking of our blank check. 351 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:39,180 All 352 00:22:39,180 --> 00:22:48,980 right, 353 00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,980 from now on, you are staying with me. 354 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:52,240 Okay. 355 00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,760 What am I thinking? 356 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,260 My place is too small. I like it. 357 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,880 Is this the best place yet? 358 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:05,700 Hey, baby, let me see you dance. 359 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,580 Carol, what the heck is going on here? Who are these people? I met them all.