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Oh, cartoons.

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Ben, you're watching cartoons at your
age?

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What's wrong with that? What's wrong,
Ben, is that with cable, we have got the

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all -women's wrestling channel.

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Oh,

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hey, the roadrunner, my favorite.

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Maybe you didn't take your wallet with
you.

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Maggie, I know I had it with me. I could
feel my bulge when I was talking to

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that woman in cosmetics.

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I'm telling you, somebody lifted my
wallet.

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Didn't they cut the chain that you had
hooked to it?

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I did that once, one time, water skiing,
and you won't let me forget it.

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Three, one, two, three. Think how happy
he will be.

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Okay, girls, 50 more.

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50? Since you whined, 60.

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No man is worth power squats.

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Carol, you haven't seen your father's
wallet, have you? No, did you fix, Mike?

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That's a thought.

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Carol. Yeah? No man is worth power
squats.

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Jumping jacks?

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Maybe.

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And one, and two, and three, and four,
and five...

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All right, well, then how come in your
TV commercials the claims adjuster is

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there writing a check before the dust
even settles?

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What are you laughing at?

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Look, pal, I'm telling you, my daughter
just came crashing through the ceiling.

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She could have been hurt.

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No, she's not a large girl.

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Hello?

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Jason, don't expect service when you buy
insurance out of a machine.

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I bought that policy from a guy in a
van.

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He had business cards and everything.

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Okay, folks, I checked the whole house.

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Well, what exactly did you find, Mr.
Cummins? Call me Lloyd.

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Okay, Lloyd. I told her to call me
Lloyd, not you.

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Okay, Mr.

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Cummins, you called me Barry.

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Barry, Larry, whoever the hell you are,
why have we got a hole in the ceiling?

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Termites. I told you it wasn't me.

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Carol, please get away from the hole.
The whole thing could come down.

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Oh, nice, Dad. Thanks.

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If you need an exterminator, I have...
somebody I can recommend.

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But this is you.

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By God, it is. How can I help you?

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I thought you were a handyman.

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I've obviously never worked for you
before.

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So how many termites?

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Well, I hope a lot. Because if it's one,
we'd better all run for our lives.

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Just for the record, I'm four pounds
lighter than I should be for my height.

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thinks you're chunky.

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It's right here in black and white.

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I'll read it later.

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I could have the place tinted today,
sprayed tomorrow, and you could be back

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here by Monday.

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What's all this going to cost me? Well,
it's hard to say, but it is the weekend.

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All right, thank you. We'll call you.

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Yeah, that's a wild... choice.

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You just check on a cheaper price while
the termites floss.

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Jess, why don't we just let him get
started?

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Maggie, I am a professional judge of
human character. And I'm telling you,

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guy can't be trusted. There's something
about him that's crooked.

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Excuse me.

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I found this wallet on the porch.

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Belong to you?

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Well, what do you know?

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Jason, your wallet wasn't stolen. Oh,
and not only that, your credit cards are

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here and all your money.

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You were saying, sweetheart?

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So, how soon could you start?

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Poncho.

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Carol, what could possibly be so
essential and so heavy that you couldn't

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without it for two days?

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Her pimple plaster.

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Well, um, Dr.

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Seaver, we called ahead for a
reservation.

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Oh, yes, and you needed three additional
cots with that room.

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Cots?

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Well, I don't think it's right for the
kids to sleep on the floor.

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Oh, you're a naughty man.

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Pardon me? You're trying to use a stolen
credit card.

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Oh, no, no. I see that. You thought they
were stolen, so you reported them, then

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found them later and forgot to call
back.

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That's it? And women receive equal pay
for equal work.

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Wait, wait. Don't do that. What are you
doing there?

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Because that's how we treat scum buckets
like you, sir.

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I want to talk to your manager.

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You can do that after you put the room
on my card.

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Maggie, don't look at me like that. I
did what I had to. I had to call and

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cancel the card. Some goofball could be
on a wild spending spree. On a card with

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a $100 limit?

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$250.

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Uh -oh.

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Uh -oh what?

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When we lie down with pigs, we come up
smelling like garbage.

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Same account number.

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I am not a crook. And where have we
heard that before?

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Listen, the credit cards were not
stolen. This has all been a mistake. My

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will vouch for me. I don't know this
man.

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Listen, Miss Tanya, our house is being
fumigated and we have no place to

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stay. Can't you just accept our personal
check?

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Oh, certainly.

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With a valid credit card.

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Well, my husband is a well -known
psychiatrist.

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Sure, Jason.

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Um, the session's over for today.
That'll be $100.

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Trust me, this is gonna work out fine.
Well, I still think it's wrong to barge

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in on your mom and Wally like this.
Maggie, they have a huge apartment,

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their family.

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What's my mom gonna say?

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Sorry, son, it's a bad time?

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Sorry, son, but it's a bad time.

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You always said I'd have a home under
your roof. Maybe, but it's our roof now.

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It's just with all these people. Irma,
you mean you're having a party and you

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didn't invite us?

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Well, this is a different kind of party.

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Yes, it isn't anyone you know. It isn't
even anybody we know.

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You're entertaining people you don't
even know?

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Don't pay any attention to Wally. Yes,
we do know them.

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How?

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Through the newsletter.

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Mm -hmm.

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I knew it. I knew as soon as you married
that bum, he'd drag you down to his

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level. Doing God knows what with total
strangers.

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You're not against the Jerry Vale fan
club.

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Hey, it's really him.

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Why don't you see if Jerry needs
anything?

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You got it.

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Where are we supposed to go till Monday?
We have no credit cards, no cash.

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I feel really bad about this. Mom, look,
if we can't stay here, maybe you could,

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you know, help me out with a little...
Would you kids wait in the hall, please?

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Why? Ben, don't you have any
sensitivity?

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He doesn't want to hear him begging his
mommy for money.

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Jason, I'd be very happy to lend you
some money. Thank you, Irma.

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Just talk to Wally. He handles all of
that for us.

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Just talk to Wally? Come on, Mom. Can't
you do it?

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Oh, Jason, grow up.

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You still here?

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Look, I'm sorry about the bum thing, you
know. Well, if I weren't married to

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your mother, I'd have thrown you out
that window.

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You're going to find the irony of this
pretty amusing.

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We'll see.

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Well, you know, with the whole thing
with the credit cards kaput and

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well, you could really help me out if
you could, you know, you know what I'm

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saying. I'd be happy to introduce you to
Jerry. No, no, no, no. It is,

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too. It's Jerry Vail.

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No, that's not it. This is... It's
financial, Wally. You know, you follow?

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Yeah, but I want you to say it. Oh, come
on, Wally. This isn't easy for me. Now,

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Jason, if you want to borrow money, all
you have to do is ask me.

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Forget it.

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Hey, what did he say?

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He said no.

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Excuse me, I couldn't help overhearing
that you needed some money.

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That's tough, pal.

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Mike, this is a wonderful meal.

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Oh, thanks. You know, it's always risky
when you're cooking kielbasa.

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You know, I handled the main course, and
you were going to handle dessert,

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right?

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Right.

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You know, Kate, all this kissing's
great, but I really had my heart set on

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moon pie.

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Mike!

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Mike!

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Um, look, if we're really quiet, he'll
go away.

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You can be as quiet as you want, we're
not going to...

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You've got six.

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Come on, come on. You guys are kidding,
right? You're not going to stay here.

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You're kidding, right? Did my nostrils
flare like this when I'm kidding?

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You guys were going to a hotel.

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We did go to a hotel.

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Yeah, they pulled a gun on us.

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Dad, do you have any idea what you just
walked into?

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Yeah, the structure I believe I own,
which I can double the rent on at a

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moment's notice.

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I just wanted to make sure you
remembered that.

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to sleep in this dump, this place isn't
fit for a pig.

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I know what you're all thinking, and
nobody say a word.

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Well, we're all sleeping here unless
somebody can come up with $200.

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No problem.

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No problem.

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Uh, Kate, you got $197?

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Look, I've got some space in my dorm
room, so if anybody wants... Okay, okay.

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For the good of the family, I'll go.

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I wasn't talking about you, Mike.

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I'll be right with you, Kate, as soon as
I'm done with my sausage.

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I was talking about Chrissy.

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If that's okay with you. Well, let's let
Chrissy decide, honey. You want to

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spend the night in Mike's apartment or
with Auntie Kate?

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Look,

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I have an idea. I mean, why doesn't the
whole family go over to Kate's house

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except for Kate?

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No, Mike.

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Come on. Now, Dad, come on. Shouldn't we
let Kate make this decision?

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No, Mike.

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Okay, kid, here's everything she needs
for the night. And, sweetheart, I will

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see you tomorrow.

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Okay, I got one more idea.

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I mean, how bad could this pesticide
really be?

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You are so cute when you're frustrated.

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I must be stinking gorgeous right now.

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Well, thank you, everyone, a whole
bunch. Well, Mike, this isn't a barrel

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monkeys for me either.

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Or me.

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Or me. Jason, why couldn't you...
Maggie, I called the bank. The bank said

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you got to do. What?

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I found a hair in this sausage.

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It's not a hair. It's just a vein.

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Stop it.

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Stop it. Stop it. Stop, stop, stop,
stop. Stop it.

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Come on. Okay, we've had a tough day.

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Yes, you fell through the floor.

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You had your credit cards cut up. You
ate a vein.

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Jerry Vale dumped on me.

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Mike, and you, you had a chance. You're
sitting here with a chance to have a

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nice conversation with a lovely lady.

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And are we going to let all this stuff
get us down?

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Yes!

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Well, not this camper.

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No, I'm going to make the best of what
we have.

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I'm going to look at this glass as being
half full, not half empty.

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I'm going to accentuate the positive,
not the negative.

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I'm going to take me these lemons and
I'm going to make lemonade.

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Anyone else still awake?

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Yes.

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How can I get to sleep? I've got my bed.

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Well, I did it for your mother. She's
getting on in years.

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Oh, well.

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Come on, as long as everybody's awake,
why don't we talk?

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You mean to each other?

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families have been known to talk to each
other, you know. Yeah, sure, on TV.

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Well, all right, all right, let's
pretend we're on TV. Why don't we give

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try? Come on, Carol, go first.

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Okay, what do you want me to say?

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Well, whatever's important to you,
whatever you're feeling, whatever weighs

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heaviest on your mind.

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Here we go, another fat joke.

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Why can't anybody just accept the fact
that I have lost 33 and a third pounds?

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start with Carol.

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Ben. Well, I've got a good joke.

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If bodily fluids don't offend you.

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Okay, we won't start with Ben.

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Mike. Look, I'm not saying anything
until I get my bed back.

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Okay, we won't start with Mike.

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Maggie. I don't appreciate that crack
about me getting on in years.

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Good idea. I'll start.

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You guys remember when the last time was
that we all spent a night together in

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one room?

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Remember?

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It was ten years ago, and that was at
your Aunt Rose's funeral.

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Now, that was a fun time.

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I don't mean the funeral was fun,
Maggie. I mean the fact that we had to

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the night in your Uncle Bobby's bomb
shelter.

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Remember that?

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Remember what we did? We played games.
We sang songs.

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We invaded the emergency rations, and we
gorged ourselves.

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Remember that?

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Your mom got all tanked up and set off
Uncle Bobby's flares.

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I did not. I know you didn't. I made
that up just to make this more

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Is there a point to this?

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Yes, Mike.

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The point is we were a family then.

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You know, we didn't want to spend the
night together all crowded in one room

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underground with no air and Mike's feet.

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But the point is we did it. You know, we
made the most of it.

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And it just occurred to me that, I don't
know, maybe this is the last time we'll

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ever... Spend a night together, alone in
one room.

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Phoebe, do you get in the hotel room
tomorrow night? Great. You mean it?

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Maggie, Maggie.

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When did these kids change?

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Yo,

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Mikey, can you spare me a ten?

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What?

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I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were
sleeping with your mother.

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Hey, Michael, what's happening?

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Well, you're pretty much looking at it,
Ed.

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Eddie, what are you doing?

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Well, actually, Michael, I was wondering
if you could lend me a tent.

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At four in the morning?

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Uh, look, all I got's a 20. Oh, that'll
do. Wait, wait. For me, you had three.

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For him, you've got 20?

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Well, he pays me back.

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Thank you, Michael. Yeah. This is really
neat.

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You know, my family never sleeps all
together in the same room.

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Wow, Carol, you're developing quite
nicely.

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Oh, I can't sleep on this floor. Things
are crawling on me.

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Oh, I'm sorry, honey. Just climb in.

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Oh. Wait a second.

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Can I forget the bed and I have to
suffer on the floor? I get it.

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Hey, wait a minute. We're on a whole
time out. I'm the one who owns the bed

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you guys are going to sleep in it. I'm
supposed to sleep on the floor? No way.

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Make room.

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Oh, come on.

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How? Hey, Mike, that's my forehead. I'm
sorry. Yeah, well, who's got their elbow

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in there?

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Nobody needs to cut their toenails.

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You can't have this many people in this
bed. I have twice as many people in this

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baby.

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Hey, wait a minute. We're not wetting
the bed. The bed's wetting us. What?

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Where the hell am I?

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Jason, what are you doing out here? I
don't know. I got confused. I got lost.

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thought I was heading for the step.

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Didn't this look like a pretty small
door?

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Maggie, I should warn you. If you're
coming out here, we may actually have to

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converse. And as you know, that's
something this family does not do.

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Okay, Jason.

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You want to talk about this or are you
still wallowing in your melodrama? I'm

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still wallowing. Thank you.

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I'll be fine, Maggie, as soon as I
accept and realize the fact that the

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that I once knew and loved is gone.

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Oh, Steve.

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Oh, Maggie, come on. We used to
appreciate the simple things.

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Shut up there. I'm talking.

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You know, I don't think I've been up on
this balcony since the day we moved in

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here.

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Remember, Jason?

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We climbed up here to look at our brand
new house, and you were complaining

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about how much more the movers charged
us than their estimate?

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Still say those guys ripped us out.

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Geez, honey, I think you're missing the
spirit here.

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Remember what we talked about that day?

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Yeah, we talked about having all these
rooms, and would we ever have enough

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to fill them?

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Well, we sure have come a long way,
haven't we? I don't know. We're standing

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the same balcony overlooking the same
house and watching those rooms empty one

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by one.

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Oh, honey, we can't have time stands
still.

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No, no, but I just feel sad.

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Jason, you like to be sad.

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Yeah.

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No, but come on, face it, honey. Things
are never going to be the way they were.

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I just feel I've lost something.

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How come when you remember Aunt Rose's
funeral and that night in the bomb

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shelter, you don't remember Carol and
Ben fighting all night long? Or Mike

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locking Carol out, yelling, nuker,
nuker.

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Or Ben setting off emergency flares at
three in the morning. I remember all

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stuff. Maggie, it was a great night.

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Back then you said Aunt Rose had a
better weekend than we did.

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I didn't mean that. Oh, yes, you did.

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Sweetheart, you are one of those rare
individuals that needs ten years to look

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back on something before he appreciates
it.

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In the year 2000, you'll look back on
this as the day Carol crashed through

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ceiling, our credit cards were
confiscated at gunpoint, and Mike's

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turned into Old Faithful.

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And you'll remember it fondly.

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I will.

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Well, I'm sure glad I married you.

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See what I mean?

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21 years and you're just starting to get
it.

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And when I do look back on this night,
I'm going to be with you.

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Right here from the same balcony.

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We'll be back in a moment.