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He drives to the basket.

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Two seconds, he's up.

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It's good.

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And the Knicks tie it up. We go into
overtime.

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All right, here we go.

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Jason, Chris and I are getting tired of
waiting out in the court because the

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game would be over in 30 seconds. Great
news, honey. Knicks just tied it up.

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We're heading into overtime.

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No, we're not. We're going to Christie's
Play School.

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Honey, we had a relax.

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There's not going to be any traffic out
there.

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Everybody who calls himself an American
is at home watching this game.

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Jason, what's more important here, this
silly game or Chrissy's first day of

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school? Did I mention it was overtime?

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I'm coming, I'm coming.

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Oh, good, you guys are still here.

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Here, Chrissy, it's my old animal pencil
case with the elephant eraser and the

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zebra sharpener. Oh, how so sweet of
you, isn't it, honey?

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Yeah, yeah, just putting on my coat.
You're wearing your coat.

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Okay, then we have a couple more
minutes.

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Did you take me on my first day of
preschool?

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Yeah, yeah. I missed the seventh game of
the World Series because of you.

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What about me?

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Missed the Reagan -Carter debate.

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That's why you've always been my
favorite.

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Look, Jason, if you don't want to go, I
want to go. I'm coming. I want to go.

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I've been waiting for Carol to stop
babbling here so we can hit the road.

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Mom, Dad.

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I just think it's wonderful that you two
are willing to start all over again

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with Chrissy at your age.

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Just yesterday there was a segment on
Oprah.

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Old people with kids.

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Not the kids, the parents. Oh, they're
not all that young.

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Excuse me.

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Doctor and Mrs. Seaver, I'm Lori McNeil.
I used to date Mike. Oh, yeah? Hi,

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Lori. Hi. Hi.

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What a beautiful baby.

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Oh, thank you. This is Canaan. Yeah, I
can.

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Yeah, look at that. He's got dimples
just like Mike's. Yeah, there's a reason

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for that.

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Huh?

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Yeah, his daddy has dimples like Mike's,
too.

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Oh, his daddy has? Yes.

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That's wonderful.

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It's nice seeing you guys. Nice seeing
you.

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Oh, so that's what a stroke feels like.

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Hi, I'm Sally Garner. Welcome.

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Hi, Maggie and Jason Seaver, and this is
Chrissy. Hi, Chrissy. I am so glad

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you're in our class. Well, thanks. You
know, our young parents can certainly

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profit from your mature experience.

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Mature?

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Well, we do plan to pass on so much of
what we learned during World War II.

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You're just making a little joke there.

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You remind me of my mom. She's always
making jokes that nobody gets.

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Come on, Chrissy.

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I have some new friends over here that I
want you to meet.

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Maggie,

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come on. Don't take it personally. She's
just a kid.

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Maggie?

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Jason, we're the oldest parents here. We
are not. Come on. Look, hey, there's a

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guy I raised.

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Hello. Oh, that looks like fun. It sure
is.

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Hang on, honey.

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Your daughter sure is adorable.

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Granddaughter.

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Granddaughter.

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Yep, my kid stuck Grandpa with
babysitting duty again.

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But obviously, you two know how that
goes.

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It's 10 -15, Jason. 10 -15.

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Maggie, easy. Come on, Ben's only 15. 15
minutes late for his curfew. I don't

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need this after the day we had. What
does the day we had have to do with Ben

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blowing curfew? Everything.

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Jason, do you realize that we're going
to be reaming kids for missing curfews

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for at least another 16 years?

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By then, I'll look like one of the
Golden Girls.

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Maggie, don't even joke about that.

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I'm not. Jason, do you realize how old
I'll be when we're going through this

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with Chrissy? Yes.

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A year older than me.

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I hadn't time for that.

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Hi, guys. I'm out of here. Don't wait
up. Wait, wait, wait. Are you going out

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now? Come on. It's after 10.

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Come on, Ted. The party won't be going
good until at least 1 or 2.

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Mike. Guys, guys, lighten up.

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Weren't you two ever young?

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Not that I can recall.

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What'd I say?

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Oh, just the worst possible thing at the
worst possible time.

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It didn't mean it. You've got a gift.

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Get out, Mike.

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What you got?

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Honey, come on. I think you're
overreacting to what...

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You know, sometimes I'm glad Ben is such
a klutz. It makes him easier to catch.

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No, let me. I'm in the mood to chew
somebody out.

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Better him than me.

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Ben Seaver.

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Freeze.

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You happen to know what time it is,
young man?

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Um, my watch says 8 .30. Good night. It
is 10 .15, Ben.

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Well, that's why the night seems to drag
on and on.

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I said freeze, mister.

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And I want the truth.

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Oh. Mom, Dad, I'm sorry. I didn't think
you'd still be awake.

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Oh, you think at our age it's tough to
stay up past ten?

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It always has been.

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So you figured you'd just sneak in,
nobody'd be the wiser, huh?

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Isn't the important thing here that I'm
home safe?

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Who says you're safe?

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Ben, Ben, Ben, don't you think your mom
and I are going to get just a little

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tired of having this conversation over
and over again?

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Well, then imagine how I feel.

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Ben, can the wise guy step? I'm in no
mood.

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Well, then maybe we should talk about
this in the morning, when you're fresh.

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I am plenty fresh.

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Now, Ben, this is getting old. You have
got to learn to listen. Now, what do you

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have to say for yourself?

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And it better not be any back talk. And
don't tell me you're sorry. I'm waiting.

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Uh, Maggie.

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What? Why don't you and I have a word in
the kitchen? Oh, Jason, I am busy here.

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Maggie, the kitchen?

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Why? Because I don't want Ben to see us
arguing.

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Ben, if you move, or even think of
moving before we get back, I'll...

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I'll do something incredible.

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What is it, Jason? What? I was on a roll
out there.

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I mean, he's got to know that we can
keep up with him, that we're one step

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ahead. Oh, Maggie, come on. The kid was
just 15 minutes late.

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Oh, just 15 minutes late.

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Just 15 minutes late? Well, the next
thing you know, he's... Well, he's 115

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minutes late.

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And then he stays out all night.

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And then he falls into a group of
hardened criminals, and the next thing

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know, he's hiding out at the Vatican
Embassy.

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Sweetheart. Oh, you think I'm being
irrational, don't you? Where am I?

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Don't you?

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I have the right to remain silent.

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Oh, I am being irrational.

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Honey, you're tired.

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You want to stay tired? Wait till
Chrissy's a teenager.

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Well, didn't you and I always say that
we wanted to grow old together?

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Yeah, you're only being rational because
you're younger than me.

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Thirteen months.

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Come on.

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We got a couple good years left.

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Why don't you go take care of Chrissy
while you still can?

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Coming, Chrissy.

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Mommy's coming.

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Oh, Chrissy's crying.

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Thank you, Carol.

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Mom, you look tired.

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Well, kids can take a lot out of you.
That's why I intend to have my children

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when I'm young.

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Oh, it's okay, sweetheart.

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Mommy's here.

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Mommy's here. You want to rock a little
bit?

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Yeah, you're such a good girl.

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Just don't say I look good in this
chair.

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Yeah.

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You're my little angel, aren't you,
sweetheart?

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Huh?

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For everybody's sake, please stay that
way.

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You probably haven't done the math,
Chrissy, but by the time you're 18, I'm

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gonna be... Oh, I'm gonna be...

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This is getting really old, young lady.

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Tell me about it.

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Chrissy Seaver, where have you been?
We've been worried sick about you.

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Mom, it's only 10 .30.

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You've been gone three days.

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Not one of these clothes can smell.

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Young lady, you are in big trouble and I
am in no mood to... fool around. They

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haven't been in years.

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Jason, we are dealing with our daughter.
Right.

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Don't you know we worry about you?

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Mom, isn't the important thing that I'm
home safe?

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She has a point, Maggie.

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Heck, she does. Where have you been?

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I'm sorry I upset you. Here, I brought
you back something.

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Oh, my wallet. Thanks, Chrissy.

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Dad, I think a well -respected
psychiatrist like yourself should have

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higher spending limits on his credit
card.

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You're letting me down.

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I'm sorry, Chrissy. I'll make a call in
the morning. Oh, Jason.

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She's calling us again. Don't let her do
it.

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You're right.

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Chrissy, you're just going to have to...

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Make do with these credit cards the way
they are.

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Jason, she conned us again.

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Mom, is it a con that I care about you?
Is it a con that I love you? Because

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that's how I feel, even sometimes when I
don't know how to say it.

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Oh, Chrissy, it's just... I know. You
have your rules for my own good.

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Exactly. So that I can go on to a good
person.

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A happy person? Yeah.

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The punishment will be... Think about
what you've done and why it is wrong.

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Okay.

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Done.

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Well, now that that's settled, I'm going
to get something to eat.

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You guys are the best.

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Oh, Jason.

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Jason, she's done it again.

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She did what?

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She caught us out of punishing her.

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Oh, she's a smart one, isn't she?

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She's got my soul in Carol's brain.

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Hey! There's no food in here!

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And Ben's appetite.

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Jason, we can't let her keep getting
away with this behavior.

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Oh, think about what it's gonna be like
when we're old.

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Jason, we are old.

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Being 13 months younger doesn't amount
to a hill of beans now, does it? Mr.

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Soft Food Only.

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Jason, I... I know what you're going to
say, but you won't listen to reason.

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What? But didn't my long -winded
discussions make a difference with Mike

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Carol?

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Ben?

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No. No?

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Well, there's always a first time,
Maggie.

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What did Chrissy do again?

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I'll come with you. All right.

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Not there.

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There.

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Yes!

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Who's the Heversate? We have to talk.

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Why don't you call your mother?

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Dad, what do you want to talk to me
about? I want to talk about... About

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gone for three days. About being gone
for three days.

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Oh, my God. would become the Reagan
song.

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Well, oh, the big deal is, it's not like
it's the first time I disappeared.

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Exactly.

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Uh, wait.

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Is this going to be the responsibility
lecture?

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Well, I've been told between that one
and the one that goes, uh, someday

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thank me for this. I know your mother
likes that. I mean, I could do either,

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because I'm in a mood. Just be quiet!

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All right.

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Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy!

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Oh, Jesus, I hate this part. Just get to
the point.

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Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy. I can't start
in the middle, baby!

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Chrissy, Chrissy, you're worrying your
mother and me to death with all this

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running around. I wanted to stop and
stop this minute, young lady.

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Go from there. In the future.

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In the future.

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I want you to promise me that you will
never repeat this behavior again.

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Do it for yourself, if not for your
mother and me.

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I promise.

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Rick Jet.

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Mom,

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Dad, I want to meet my fiancé, Jim.

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Mrs. Seaver. Dr.

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Seaver. Oh, Jason, did you hear that?

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Yeah, Dr.

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Seaver. I like this boy.

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Jason, fiancé.

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Fiancé. Yes, do something.

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Sausage?

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Look, do you mean to tell me that you
love this... this... Off -road hobbyist?

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Yes, Mom. I love him very much.

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And Dr. and Mrs. Seaver, I'm an honest
kind of guy. So I want to tell you, I

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don't really love your daughter.

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But with a body like that, I'm going to
learn to.

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Come on, crazy hot bomb. We're going to
be late for the party.

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Okay, I'm ready.

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That's what I like about you.

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Jason, let's go.

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Thank you. I'm invited.

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Jason! All right, let's go, Maggie. Come
on, maybe I'll try the old be -yourself

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lecture, the one Mike never listened to.
Oh, no more lectures.

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I'm taking over.

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Jason.

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Jason, you've lost it.

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I saw this coming from the day we took
Chrissy to play school and you wanted to

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watch that stupid basketball game.

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Maggie always had such enthusiasm for my
skills as a parent.

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Yes, a long time ago.

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But frankly, Jason, and I'll just say
it, I've been faking my enthusiasm for

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years.

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Jason, have you heard a word I've said?

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Did the Knicks win that game or is my
memory faulty?

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me, and you can turn off the phony
tears.

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Chrissy, we are talking about
responsibility here.

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Now, I'm going to tell you something,
and someday you'll thank me for this.

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I gave him that one.

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Is that who you really are? A bratty,
spoiled little pain in the rear?

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Chrissy, Chrissy, Chrissy, be yourself.

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Gave him that one, too.

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And these two people are the best darn
parents in the world, but do you

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appreciate it? No.

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Let me share something with you.

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You know, it took me 15 years to figure
out that...

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Everything they told me was right.

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And everything I thought was completely
wrong.

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Now grow up. Go upstairs and get started
on your homework.

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I get straight A's.

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Is that the best you can do?

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hear him quoting you there, Maggie.

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Well, when I heard you two were in
trouble, I left the office and got here

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quick as I could.

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Oh, Mike, I've been meaning to ask you,
what is it that you actually do?

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Well, I don't really know.

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I'm very successful.

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up, Mike?

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I should have known. I left work early
for nothing.

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Ben, what is it you do again?

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I work for Mike.

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As Dad has said over and over, it
doesn't really matter what we do because

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family. We rally together and we love
you guys.

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Why else would we all still be living in
this house?

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Jason, this is like a dream come true.

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Oh, if it's a dream, I don't want to
wake up, Maggie.

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What? Wake up, Maggie. What? Wake up,
Maggie.

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Wake up, Maggie.

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Wake up, Maggie. Maggie, wake up. Wake
up, Maggie.

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Jason, you're so young.

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Thank you.

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Oh, and Chrissy's still a baby?

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Yeah. Oh, and I'm young, too?

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That's not Elizabeth.

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We get through to our kids. It doesn't
always seem like it, but we do. Even

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dumb lectures sink in. And, honey, it's
okay if we get old. I mean, it's not,

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but when we do, we can count on our
kids. And I love you, and I want to grow

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with you.

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Dumb lectures?

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Wait a minute.

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What are all those cars doing pulling
into our driveway?

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Mike's got about 30 kids going up to his
place. Maggie, I'm going to put a stop

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to that. Oh, Jason, don't be too rough
on him. We're going to need him to save

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the day after we've lost it.

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Oh, and, honey, one more thing.

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I have never, ever faked my enthusiasm
for you.

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That's a good thing for a guy to know.

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Oh, Chrissy!

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What's that?

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Nope, nope.

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We'll be back in a moment.