1 00:00:01,520 --> 00:00:05,280 Okay, Ben, we'll be back from the theater by 11, unless your father 2 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:06,280 an after -show supper. 3 00:00:07,220 --> 00:00:08,320 We'll be back by 11. 4 00:00:09,460 --> 00:00:12,480 Now, you know where Chrissy's diapers are, and I laid out her pajamas, and I 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:14,860 don't think it's a good idea for you to have any friends over. 6 00:00:15,260 --> 00:00:17,560 Hey, Ben, Big Bad Mama's on cable tonight. 7 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:22,820 Stinky, I think you're going to have to go home now. 8 00:00:23,100 --> 00:00:26,320 I'm not allowed to go home whenever my mom and dad rent videotapes. 9 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:32,400 Hello? 10 00:00:33,640 --> 00:00:35,840 Mike, somebody's calling about your car ad. 11 00:00:36,340 --> 00:00:39,420 He's not here. He's outside showing his car to a ripe one. 12 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:43,980 No, I'm not selling flash or chrome or any space -age ignition systems like the 13 00:00:43,980 --> 00:00:48,160 cars you've been considering. I'm talking about reliable transportation 14 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:50,860 country that was a major participant in World War II. 15 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:53,400 Did I mention it floats? 16 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:55,800 Mike, a lot of things float. 17 00:00:57,580 --> 00:00:59,360 I am insulted. Mike. 18 00:00:59,770 --> 00:01:01,150 Forget it. Oh, come on, Carol. 19 00:01:01,430 --> 00:01:04,150 Do me just this one favor. After all the good times we've had together. 20 00:01:04,430 --> 00:01:05,430 Do I count this one? 21 00:01:05,670 --> 00:01:08,910 Not yet. Come on, just try it, Carol. Look, around the block. Okay, great. 22 00:01:09,250 --> 00:01:12,210 Shut up. I'll take it for a spin. Great. Have a spin. 23 00:01:12,790 --> 00:01:16,390 By the way, you are sitting on something that did not require the slaughter of a 24 00:01:16,390 --> 00:01:17,390 single living thing. 25 00:01:18,450 --> 00:01:20,090 Why does it smell in here? 26 00:01:20,630 --> 00:01:21,910 I'll tell you after the check clears. 27 00:01:23,190 --> 00:01:24,190 Where's the key? 28 00:01:24,550 --> 00:01:28,730 Uh, interesting, Carol. I have done away with the inconvenience of keys. 29 00:01:29,430 --> 00:01:32,430 What? Yeah, you just trust the little red wire to the blue wire. 30 00:01:36,330 --> 00:01:39,290 Uh -huh. I see my anti -theft system is on guard. 31 00:02:49,580 --> 00:02:51,860 That's an odd time for a Broadway play to start. 32 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:53,500 Yeah, we'll have to clear all the dishes. 33 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:56,560 What dishes? 34 00:02:57,140 --> 00:02:58,140 From the dinner. 35 00:03:00,020 --> 00:03:03,120 Jason, what Broadway theater serves dinner before the show? 36 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:07,080 I thought we were going to a Broadway play. I didn't think we were going to a 37 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:08,080 Broadway theater. 38 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:13,260 So we're not going into New York? 39 00:03:13,580 --> 00:03:16,120 Not if you want to make it to Paramus by showtime. 40 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:21,770 So instead of... going to Broadway. We're going to a dinner theater in New 41 00:03:21,770 --> 00:03:23,610 Jersey and we're not even having dinner? 42 00:03:23,930 --> 00:03:29,570 Honey, I don't know about you, but when I'm going to see Charles Nelson Reilly, 43 00:03:29,750 --> 00:03:32,090 I don't care where he performs. 44 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:38,550 Hello? 45 00:03:38,830 --> 00:03:41,690 Oh, yes, I think it's still for sale. I'll try and find him. 46 00:03:41,970 --> 00:03:42,970 Mike! 47 00:03:43,770 --> 00:03:44,770 What? 48 00:03:45,870 --> 00:03:48,250 It's for you. It's about your car. Oh, thanks. 49 00:03:57,770 --> 00:04:00,690 Uh, yeah, Debra, come on. If I look too anxious, then this guy's going to think 50 00:04:00,690 --> 00:04:01,690 something's wrong with the car. 51 00:04:02,170 --> 00:04:03,430 I thought there was. 52 00:04:03,790 --> 00:04:04,790 See? 53 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:10,830 Uh, hello, sir. Sorry for the wait, but I was just out showing my V -dub to a 54 00:04:10,830 --> 00:04:13,570 young publishing executive who's test -driving it now. 55 00:04:13,850 --> 00:04:15,470 What young publishing executive? 56 00:04:15,850 --> 00:04:21,570 Carol. Um, well, uh, the deal hasn't actually been finalized yet, and 57 00:04:21,570 --> 00:04:22,570 don't even like the woman. 58 00:04:25,490 --> 00:04:29,130 Well, you could wait till morning, but I think it would be better if you could 59 00:04:29,130 --> 00:04:30,130 see it when it's dark. 60 00:04:30,150 --> 00:04:32,890 I mean, now, before it's old. 61 00:04:34,270 --> 00:04:35,270 Hello? 62 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:37,010 Hello? 63 00:04:38,190 --> 00:04:40,010 Mike, why do you have to be so sleazy? 64 00:04:40,270 --> 00:04:43,150 Dad, I'm still in the car. Come on, what am I supposed to do? 65 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:46,510 Tell them that the engine's shot, that tires are bald, and the brakes are bad? 66 00:04:47,510 --> 00:04:48,510 Yes. 67 00:04:48,630 --> 00:04:50,110 But then I'd only get what it's worth. 68 00:04:52,830 --> 00:04:56,060 You know, there are... There are times in a father's life when he looks into 69 00:04:56,060 --> 00:04:58,660 son's eyes and he knows he's done a good job. 70 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:00,640 This isn't one of them. 71 00:05:35,850 --> 00:05:38,650 You mend me. I've never been pulled over by a policeman before. 72 00:05:40,010 --> 00:05:41,990 I stopped you because of the poor salesman. 73 00:05:42,830 --> 00:05:46,670 Oh, you don't want to buy this piece of junk. Would you mind turning the engine 74 00:05:46,670 --> 00:05:47,670 off, please? 75 00:05:47,910 --> 00:05:50,050 Could you do it? I hate to touch bare wires. 76 00:05:54,050 --> 00:05:56,290 Is this car a piece of junk or what? 77 00:05:56,570 --> 00:05:58,810 Can I see your operator's license and registration, please? 78 00:05:59,570 --> 00:06:02,210 Why? You're operating an unsafe vehicle. 79 00:06:02,790 --> 00:06:05,130 Oh, you didn't have to pull me over to tell me that. 80 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:08,390 operator's license and registration, please. 81 00:06:08,950 --> 00:06:14,570 I bet Mike's registration's in the... Right. It's probably buried under all 82 00:06:14,570 --> 00:06:17,290 these unsaved parking tickets. Pardon me? 83 00:06:17,810 --> 00:06:20,150 There must be 40 or 50 in here. 84 00:06:21,730 --> 00:06:23,710 I'm afraid you'll have to arrange other transportation. 85 00:06:24,070 --> 00:06:25,370 Please step out of your vehicle. 86 00:06:25,630 --> 00:06:30,790 It's not my vehicle. If I had a vehicle, I would be happy to exit it, and I 87 00:06:30,790 --> 00:06:33,770 promise you my vehicle would not smell like a cheese factory. 88 00:06:34,230 --> 00:06:35,230 Excuse me. 89 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:33,080 somebody on call waiting. No, Stinky, this is more important. 90 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:35,200 Hello, scene resident, Stinky speaking. 91 00:07:36,420 --> 00:07:38,140 Oh, hi, Laura, it's Stinky. 92 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:40,300 Ben, it's Laura Lynn. 93 00:07:42,180 --> 00:07:46,360 All right, all right, all right. 94 00:07:48,780 --> 00:07:49,780 Hello. 95 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:51,380 Oh, hi, Laura. 96 00:07:52,060 --> 00:07:53,060 Uh -huh. 97 00:07:54,580 --> 00:07:55,980 Both your parents are gone? 98 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,680 Yeah, I think I could stop by sometime tonight. 99 00:08:00,840 --> 00:08:01,840 I think it'll be late. 100 00:08:02,580 --> 00:08:04,220 Uh -huh. All right, thanks. Bye. 101 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:07,860 What are you waiting for, Chrissy? Grab Sticky and let's go. 102 00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:10,720 I think he's got that backwards. 103 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:14,460 Ben! 104 00:08:16,180 --> 00:08:17,780 I'm not going to answer it. 105 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:19,320 Never for me. 106 00:09:03,690 --> 00:09:04,690 feel the same. 107 00:09:36,550 --> 00:09:38,730 Oh, Don, she melted my heart. 108 00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:41,190 What the heck? What do you say we let her out? 109 00:09:41,990 --> 00:09:42,990 You can do that. 110 00:09:44,490 --> 00:09:45,490 Think about it. 111 00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:48,130 If we could do that, would we be here with you? 112 00:09:48,670 --> 00:09:52,010 I guess then you probably can't. What did you do to get in here anyway? 113 00:09:52,290 --> 00:09:55,030 Nothing, absolutely nothing. What do they charge you with? 114 00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:12,240 of New York. 115 00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:18,160 Jail isn't for people like me. It's for people like... I'll just say it. You. 116 00:10:25,140 --> 00:10:28,760 Okay, I'll make you a deal, Christy. You don't breathe a word of where we were 117 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:30,740 tonight, you get another suck box. 118 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:32,000 Okay. 119 00:10:36,980 --> 00:10:42,030 Jason. I'll admit, I had my doubts about Charles. of Nelson Reilly doing 120 00:10:42,030 --> 00:10:43,030 Othello. Hey. 121 00:10:45,430 --> 00:10:47,490 My gosh, the man has range. 122 00:10:49,390 --> 00:10:50,390 Hi, Chrissy. 123 00:10:50,910 --> 00:10:51,910 Chrissy. Chrissy. 124 00:10:52,230 --> 00:10:54,610 What are you doing out here all alone? 125 00:10:54,830 --> 00:10:55,910 Ben, what's going on here? 126 00:10:56,590 --> 00:10:59,490 Uh, I was just gonna give her this box. 127 00:10:59,850 --> 00:11:00,850 Would you call me? 128 00:11:02,630 --> 00:11:03,690 You explain it, Mom. 129 00:11:03,930 --> 00:11:07,690 No, Ben, you explain why you and your baby sister are up past midnight and why 130 00:11:07,690 --> 00:11:08,810 she's wearing this jacket. 131 00:11:09,550 --> 00:11:13,450 Hey, she's going through this overcoat stage, but I've been here with her on 132 00:11:13,450 --> 00:11:14,470 couch all evening. 133 00:11:14,810 --> 00:11:16,130 Is that why there are phone messages? 134 00:11:16,590 --> 00:11:20,030 Uh, well, you know what you've told me about not answering the phone when I'm 135 00:11:20,030 --> 00:11:20,809 home alone. 136 00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:23,010 Ben, we never told you anything like that. 137 00:11:23,810 --> 00:11:25,310 Oh, right. That was President Bush. 138 00:11:26,950 --> 00:11:30,230 So you've heard all these phone messages as they were coming in? 139 00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:31,750 Sure. 140 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:10,199 You're telling me. 141 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:13,240 There's some kid going around this town pretending he's me with my girl. 142 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:21,720 Seaver! 143 00:12:22,060 --> 00:12:23,580 Daryl Seaver! Yes. 144 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:29,440 Miss Seaver, on behalf of the state of New York, we're sorry. 145 00:12:31,020 --> 00:12:34,000 A fine person like you doesn't deserve to be in jail. 146 00:12:42,910 --> 00:12:43,910 Announcements make. 147 00:12:44,090 --> 00:12:45,150 I'm kidding, twerp. 148 00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:49,350 Your parents are here to bail your uptown butt out of here. 149 00:12:53,330 --> 00:12:55,970 Of course I want you in court tomorrow, Sid. You're my lawyer. 150 00:12:57,490 --> 00:12:59,950 Well, could you possibly move the racquetball thing? 151 00:13:02,090 --> 00:13:06,150 Yeah, yeah. Our time to see the judge is 8 a .m. They tell us the charge is 152 00:13:06,150 --> 00:13:07,150 resisting arrest. 153 00:13:08,050 --> 00:13:10,150 No, no, it's not Mike. It's Carol. 154 00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:19,300 Oh, Jason, Carol's been in this horrible place all evening. 155 00:13:19,940 --> 00:13:21,820 Honey, it's all right. They said she's okay. 156 00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:25,240 Oh, Jason, honey, I'm scared to even think of what went on here tonight with 157 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:27,340 poor baby. You know how fragile she is. 158 00:13:28,120 --> 00:13:31,380 We're just going to have to try to put our frightened little girl back 159 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:33,920 Where the hell have you been? 160 00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:39,640 I have been in jail for six hours. 161 00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:43,020 A very large woman drooled on me. 162 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,280 But near, close by the drooling of the large one. 163 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,660 Can't wait to get that policeman in court. 164 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:02,560 Yes, well, speaking of court... All right, now, when do we meet with the 165 00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:05,640 Tomorrow, right before we see the judge. But we need time to gather our 166 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:08,740 evidence, interview witnesses, take depositions. Wait, wait, wait. 167 00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:10,340 It's going to be a lot simpler than that. 168 00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:11,580 Really? Yes. 169 00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:14,700 Feynman says as long as you plead guilty in the judge's chambers tomorrow, 170 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:17,700 there'll be no trial, no hearing, and nothing goes on your record. 171 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:18,980 But I'm not guilty. 172 00:14:19,630 --> 00:14:22,410 Honey, that's not the important thing here. What's important is that you don't 173 00:14:22,410 --> 00:14:24,130 get yourself in deeper than you already are. 174 00:14:24,410 --> 00:14:26,230 What's more important than justice? 175 00:14:26,590 --> 00:14:27,770 My car. Where the heck is it? 176 00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:31,510 It pounded like I was for six hours. 177 00:14:31,930 --> 00:14:33,090 Oh, that's horrible. 178 00:14:33,770 --> 00:14:36,750 Well, it was for a while, Mike, but I'm okay now. 179 00:14:37,450 --> 00:14:39,130 They got my cute little car. 180 00:14:41,210 --> 00:14:44,170 Mike, your sister has been through a lot tonight. Can you please show a little 181 00:14:44,170 --> 00:14:47,030 compassion? Oh, sorry about the jail thing. 182 00:14:51,690 --> 00:14:53,890 Forget your car. This is bigger than your stinking car. 183 00:14:54,190 --> 00:14:56,630 Why? Person has made you a bitter woman. 184 00:14:57,690 --> 00:15:02,730 Mom, Dad, I want a full vindication, and I will not rest until my name is clear. 185 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:06,610 Good night. Wait, wait, wait. Carol, Carol, wait. This could drag on for 186 00:15:06,610 --> 00:15:08,150 and months. You really want that to happen? 187 00:15:08,550 --> 00:15:12,470 Well, you always told me not to lie, and I don't want to say I'm guilty when I'm 188 00:15:12,470 --> 00:15:15,510 not. What if this thing goes to trial, and somehow they find you guilty of 189 00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:16,349 resisting arrest? 190 00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:17,350 You could go to prison. 191 00:15:17,590 --> 00:15:18,590 I'm innocent. 192 00:15:18,810 --> 00:15:21,890 Carol, sometimes they find innocent people guilty. You gotta remember what's 193 00:15:21,890 --> 00:15:22,589 important here. 194 00:15:22,590 --> 00:15:23,590 My car! 195 00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:26,950 No! Your future. 196 00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:28,530 Mom! Carol, listen. 197 00:15:28,810 --> 00:15:32,250 I know more about this thing than you do, okay? And I'm telling you now, 198 00:15:32,250 --> 00:15:35,510 gonna go down to the judge's chamber, you're gonna plead guilty, that's it, 199 00:15:35,510 --> 00:15:39,690 period. And I thought I was out of jail. 200 00:15:42,410 --> 00:15:46,990 And Mike, you, 7 .30 sharp tomorrow, we leave for the court, okay? 201 00:15:47,330 --> 00:15:48,790 Me? What do you want me for? 202 00:15:49,530 --> 00:15:51,390 The judge requested your presence. 203 00:15:51,830 --> 00:15:54,950 Something about a glove compartment full of unpaid parking tickets? 204 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,810 Well, good thing you didn't check the trunk. 205 00:16:05,470 --> 00:16:09,350 Honey, it's almost time. Where's our lawyer? Don't worry, Maggie. Sid has 206 00:16:09,350 --> 00:16:10,350 let me down. 207 00:16:10,550 --> 00:16:13,770 Hey, this isn't going to be so bad. I have a feeling this judge is going to be 208 00:16:13,770 --> 00:16:14,569 pretty cool. 209 00:16:14,570 --> 00:16:16,450 Why? It's Judge Herman. 210 00:16:16,940 --> 00:16:19,260 I mean, how many of these dudes would want you to call them by their first 211 00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:20,260 names? 212 00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:25,740 Jason, I'm so sorry. Oh, Sid, it's all right. I'm glad you made it. 213 00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,700 So this is Sid. 214 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:29,960 Sidney, actually. 215 00:16:29,980 --> 00:16:30,980 Must be Maggie. 216 00:16:31,460 --> 00:16:34,240 You know, I don't know why we haven't met before. 217 00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:35,860 I do. 218 00:16:38,220 --> 00:16:41,920 Forget what she looks like. Sidney is a qualified attorney. 219 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:46,080 Wow. So this is what a judge's chambers looks like. 220 00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:54,420 You know, a lot of lawyers don't actually work in the courtroom. 221 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:56,880 She passed the bar, Maggie. 222 00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:00,840 Why? Nobody offered to buy her a drinky? 223 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:03,680 You're Carol, right? 224 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,119 Mm -hmm. Don't worry, I'll take good care of you. 225 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,500 I might, and I can use a little care myself. 226 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:12,359 I may have to throw you to the wolves to thank your sister. 227 00:17:14,740 --> 00:17:18,880 So this is why you didn't mind taking our lawyer out to lunch and didn't mean 228 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:19,880 paying. 229 00:17:24,839 --> 00:17:25,900 Old judge's joke. 230 00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:30,940 Your Honor, my client... Hold your water a sec, honey. 231 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:40,340 This is the case of the people versus the rude little college girl, right? 232 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:43,740 Well, I don't really start Columbia till next fall. 233 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,860 Harold, the judge doesn't want to hear about your college plans. Sure he does. 234 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,100 What are you majoring in? 235 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,160 Well, I'm not really sure yet. I was thinking of something in business, but 236 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:54,520 lately I... Your Honor, if we may, my client would like to enter her plea now. 237 00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:55,840 Easy, Counselor. 238 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:58,760 You act like you're late for a racquetball game or something. 239 00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:02,580 That's a nice dress. 240 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:04,320 Thanks. 241 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:10,300 It says here you're going to plead guilty to resisting and pay a fine. 242 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:12,940 Well... That's correct, sir. Honey? 243 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:14,240 That's correct. 244 00:18:14,420 --> 00:18:16,640 Uh -huh. You swear? Hardly ever. 245 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:21,540 Your Honor, there is something I would like to say. 246 00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:22,719 Call me Herman. 247 00:18:22,720 --> 00:18:23,439 Just Herman? 248 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:25,300 Sure, why not? It's my first name. 249 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:26,920 Told you so. 250 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:29,880 Who the hell are you, sport? 251 00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:32,500 I'm, you know, her brother. 252 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:35,200 Oh, the parking ticket kid. 253 00:18:36,820 --> 00:18:38,220 I'll deal with you later. 254 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,320 Thank you, Your Holiness. 255 00:18:44,180 --> 00:18:45,220 Look, Judge. 256 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:46,800 Herman. Herman. 257 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,340 I don't think I did anything wrong. 258 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:51,900 Carol. Are you a defendant? 259 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:53,560 No, sir. You want to be? 260 00:18:54,990 --> 00:18:55,990 Carol, 261 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,990 how do you want to handle this thing? 262 00:18:59,270 --> 00:19:00,270 Well, what are my choices? 263 00:19:00,650 --> 00:19:06,950 Well, as Miss Kansas here has probably explained, you can plead guilty and pay 264 00:19:06,950 --> 00:19:10,510 fine, or you can go to court and maybe pay a bigger fine or maybe get a jail 265 00:19:10,510 --> 00:19:13,110 term. Well, could I plead guilty with an explanation? 266 00:19:13,550 --> 00:19:14,550 What's the explanation? 267 00:19:14,810 --> 00:19:15,830 That I'm not guilty. 268 00:19:16,190 --> 00:19:17,850 Sorry, it doesn't work that way. 269 00:19:18,990 --> 00:19:22,920 You see, I was just trying to explain... my situation to that policeman, but he 270 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:26,440 took it the wrong way when the door hit him in the groin and arrested me. Carol, 271 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:30,600 your mother has something to say. 272 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,380 No, she doesn't. 273 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:38,860 And I know all my parents and everybody else wants me to say I'm guilty, but how 274 00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:40,500 can I when I know I'm not? 275 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:45,820 So you want the state of New York to spend thousands of dollars and hours of 276 00:19:45,820 --> 00:19:48,680 work, none of which it can afford, so you can plead not guilty? 277 00:19:51,180 --> 00:19:52,180 Sir, I do. 278 00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:55,620 Well, that's how I find you. 279 00:19:56,340 --> 00:19:57,340 Case dismissed. 280 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:58,800 What? 281 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:02,480 Oh, I think you probably did resist arrest, technically. 282 00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:06,360 But I think the Republic will survive if I let it slide. 283 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:10,160 See, I got a problem with people who plead guilty when they're not. 284 00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:13,900 Just because doing the right thing is too much of a hassle. 285 00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:18,420 Now, I know our system of law around here isn't perfect. 286 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:20,920 But... 287 00:20:21,290 --> 00:20:25,050 I like rewarding people who count its virtues instead of being afraid of its 288 00:20:25,050 --> 00:20:26,050 flaws. 289 00:20:26,470 --> 00:20:29,930 And by the way, if you're still looking for something to major in in the fall, 290 00:20:30,210 --> 00:20:33,910 you might try bringing some of that chutzpah of yours into my line of work. 291 00:20:34,430 --> 00:20:35,490 Good dental plan. 292 00:20:37,470 --> 00:20:39,350 Thanks, Your Honor. Thank you very much. 293 00:20:39,590 --> 00:20:40,590 Way to go, Carol. 294 00:20:40,870 --> 00:20:45,130 Oh, I almost forgot about that parking ticket thing. 295 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:50,460 Mr. Seaver, it says here you had $400 worth of tickets in your glove 296 00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:51,980 compartment. Ah, yes. 297 00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:53,280 You're great. 298 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,700 This is a VW ragtop convertible, isn't it? 299 00:20:57,400 --> 00:21:00,060 Well, yeah, but what does that have to do... It so happens that I've been 300 00:21:00,060 --> 00:21:02,680 looking for one of those for my no -account grandkid. 301 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,800 I'll give you $400 for it. 302 00:21:05,860 --> 00:21:09,740 $400? It's worth at least... We looked in the trunk, Mr. Seaver. 303 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:13,360 Sold. Happy motoring. 304 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,360 Good decision. 305 00:21:16,060 --> 00:21:21,140 Now, if you folks will excuse me, I gotta get back into the courtroom and 306 00:21:21,140 --> 00:21:22,620 some bad guys to the cooler. 307 00:21:23,460 --> 00:21:24,840 But just the guilty ones. 308 00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:29,500 Oh, but he was so proud of you. 309 00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:30,700 He was really something. 310 00:21:31,060 --> 00:21:32,060 I did all right. 311 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:36,040 Well, hey, all those weeks of watching L .A. Law really paid off. 312 00:21:37,420 --> 00:21:41,480 I just couldn't. Hey, Carol, it's me who owes you an apology. 313 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,400 Thank God you had the good sense to disobey me. 314 00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:45,680 Pardon me? 315 00:21:45,820 --> 00:21:50,520 Carol, I think what your father means is that sometimes it's just best to ignore 316 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:51,520 him. 317 00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:57,080 Thank you. All right, now I've got to get to the office. Come, I'll give you a 318 00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:00,300 lift. Oh, on the way, can we stop at Columbia University? 319 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:01,359 Sure, why? 320 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,700 I want to pick up a catalog. 321 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:06,260 Well, don't we have other catalogs? Not the pre -law one. Law? 322 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,180 Carol, are you... Dad, I'm just thinking. 323 00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:13,860 It didn't occur to me until last night that something like this could happen to 324 00:22:13,860 --> 00:22:17,280 me. And if it can, it can happen to anybody. 325 00:22:20,020 --> 00:22:21,020 Law school. 326 00:22:21,460 --> 00:22:22,500 All right. 327 00:22:23,020 --> 00:22:26,600 Carol becomes a lawyer, we won't need Sid anymore. 328 00:22:26,820 --> 00:22:29,260 Honey, we don't need Sid anymore now. 329 00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:36,660 We'll be back in a moment. 330 00:22:42,220 --> 00:22:45,280 Dreaming kids for missing their curfews for at least another 16 years? 331 00:22:45,980 --> 00:22:48,220 Oh, by then I'll look like one of the Golden Girls. 332 00:22:48,940 --> 00:22:50,500 Maggie, don't even joke about that.