1 00:00:04,530 --> 00:00:05,530 Hey. See ya. 2 00:00:05,710 --> 00:00:06,970 Hey, wait a minute. Where are you going? 3 00:00:07,530 --> 00:00:08,970 Work. This early? 4 00:00:09,330 --> 00:00:12,650 Well, I promised my boss I'd come in early so I could get off by four to make 5 00:00:12,650 --> 00:00:13,970 freshman orientation at Columbia. 6 00:00:14,210 --> 00:00:15,330 Oh, is that today? 7 00:00:15,990 --> 00:00:20,190 Yeah, isn't that exciting? Well, I gotta go. Oh, honey, I remember how 8 00:00:20,190 --> 00:00:23,630 devastated you were when Columbia didn't have room for you last semester. 9 00:00:24,130 --> 00:00:28,340 Yeah. And I believe I said, Carol, why don't you use the downtime to take a 10 00:00:28,580 --> 00:00:33,100 Your semester will be around before you know it. I've actually enjoyed working. 11 00:00:33,460 --> 00:00:35,440 Which I believe I also predicted. 12 00:00:36,660 --> 00:00:40,160 Well, it's time for Columbia University and I am ready. 13 00:00:42,180 --> 00:00:47,160 Yep, yep, yep. Which is exactly what I knew she... Right. 14 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:58,320 What are you doing here? 15 00:00:58,940 --> 00:01:03,580 Mr. Carpenterio, don't you remember I said I'd come in early? You mean nobody 16 00:01:03,580 --> 00:01:04,580 called you? 17 00:01:05,180 --> 00:01:06,180 About what? 18 00:01:06,320 --> 00:01:07,500 You don't work here anymore. 19 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:11,040 What? But I'm the best page break clerk in the department. 20 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:12,320 Not anymore. 21 00:01:12,400 --> 00:01:16,040 And before you go, I'd like to say a few things. Well, there are a few things 22 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:17,040 I'd like to say, too. 23 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:19,020 You are not a very good boss. 24 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:22,640 What? And somebody should tell you this because it might do you some good. You 25 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:24,760 have major B .O. 26 00:01:28,430 --> 00:01:31,010 Because I'm being fired. You're not being fired. You're being promoted. 27 00:01:31,250 --> 00:01:33,450 Have you ever been alone with yourself in an elevator? 28 00:01:35,430 --> 00:01:36,430 Pardon me? 29 00:01:36,470 --> 00:01:40,310 Those punks in punctuation heard how good you are and they're stealing you to 30 00:01:40,310 --> 00:01:41,310 their manager. 31 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:43,470 I'm a manager? 32 00:01:43,610 --> 00:01:46,890 And do you know who told them all those good things about you? 33 00:01:47,890 --> 00:01:50,190 Your smelly ex -boss. That's who. 34 00:03:07,630 --> 00:03:10,490 is due here any second, and his office has got to be perfect. 35 00:03:10,990 --> 00:03:14,910 I don't want to give him any excuse to fire me and bring in his own secretary, 36 00:03:15,150 --> 00:03:17,210 who he's probably having an affair with. 37 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:21,090 Excuse me, I think I'm your new manager. 38 00:03:21,890 --> 00:03:23,030 You're Mr. Fever? 39 00:03:24,450 --> 00:03:25,450 I am. 40 00:03:27,330 --> 00:03:29,550 Ever said anything to your boss you regretted? 41 00:03:31,030 --> 00:03:32,470 That he smelled bad? 42 00:03:46,830 --> 00:03:47,448 Miss Bieber. 43 00:03:47,450 --> 00:03:50,570 Oh, please. Call me Carol. Hi, I'm Leslie, your secretary. 44 00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:53,570 Oh, I'm sorry, but I have my own secretary. 45 00:03:54,210 --> 00:03:55,970 He's pumping up at the gym today. 46 00:03:57,830 --> 00:03:58,830 I'm kidding. 47 00:03:59,210 --> 00:04:01,710 Oh, wow. A boss with a sense of humor. 48 00:04:06,050 --> 00:04:07,450 This is my office? 49 00:04:07,730 --> 00:04:08,668 Uh -huh. 50 00:04:08,670 --> 00:04:10,710 You know, I expected a guy. 51 00:04:11,050 --> 00:04:12,310 They're always guys. 52 00:04:15,050 --> 00:04:20,110 asked me to call them by their first name, except once at a Christmas party 53 00:04:20,110 --> 00:04:21,110 the Xerox machine. 54 00:04:22,190 --> 00:04:28,190 What should I do first? 55 00:04:28,930 --> 00:04:30,370 Should I learn my new job? 56 00:04:31,170 --> 00:04:32,450 Call Mike and gloat. 57 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:41,950 I'm just asking if my grades stay up and if Gary's parents say it's okay, and if 58 00:04:41,950 --> 00:04:45,460 I promise to obey the chaperone, would you have any objection to me going on a 59 00:04:45,460 --> 00:04:46,299 ski weekend. 60 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:47,620 Oh, what did your father say? 61 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,240 He has no problem with it. 62 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:50,480 Hmm. 63 00:04:50,660 --> 00:04:51,900 Did you ask your father? 64 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:53,480 He has no problem with it. 65 00:04:54,760 --> 00:04:56,500 So you didn't ask your father. 66 00:04:57,100 --> 00:05:00,620 Well, I kind of figured I'd start at the top and work my way down. 67 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:03,440 Uh, okay. 68 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Hi, Ben. 69 00:05:05,940 --> 00:05:06,939 Hi, Chrissy. 70 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:10,200 Dad, you remember that ski trip you said I could go on if Mom said it's okay? 71 00:05:10,500 --> 00:05:11,500 He said okay. 72 00:05:11,580 --> 00:05:12,580 Yeah! 73 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:19,540 I've just been outsmarted by a 13 -year -old. Well, he got me, too. It's tough 74 00:05:19,540 --> 00:05:23,220 to resist a little tyke when he looks at you and says, I'm starting at the top 75 00:05:23,220 --> 00:05:24,220 and working my way down. 76 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,460 Don't start whacking those skis yet, young man. 77 00:05:31,780 --> 00:05:34,340 Hi, guys. Hey, Mom, listen, I've got a pay -per -view tomorrow, so I'm just 78 00:05:34,340 --> 00:05:35,780 going to get some dinner and take it up to my place, okay? 79 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:37,520 Fine. Okay. Go ahead. 80 00:05:38,860 --> 00:05:42,040 Deprive me of the single chance I have each day to enjoy the oneness of my 81 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:43,040 brood. 82 00:05:43,500 --> 00:05:44,500 Okay. 83 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:48,040 But I told everybody I was going. 84 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:49,440 When? Yesterday. 85 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:53,460 You guys will never believe what happened at work today. 86 00:05:53,980 --> 00:05:57,220 Carol, we're in the middle of something very important here. No, we're not. 87 00:05:57,300 --> 00:06:01,200 We're at the end of it. I got a promotion. I'm the manager of the 88 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:03,560 department. Oh, honey, that's wonderful. 89 00:06:04,060 --> 00:06:05,060 Yeah. 90 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:08,720 Oh. So, Carol, were they disappointed at work when you told them you couldn't 91 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:09,699 accept the promotion? 92 00:06:09,700 --> 00:06:11,360 Well, why would I tell them that? 93 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:14,280 Because you're starting Columbia University in two weeks. 94 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:15,600 Right, right. 95 00:06:15,900 --> 00:06:17,820 Oh, how was the freshman orientation? 96 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:20,180 That was today, wasn't it? 97 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:21,400 You didn't go? 98 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:24,140 I completely forgot. 99 00:06:24,840 --> 00:06:27,540 I forgot, too. Did you say I could or couldn't go? 100 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:33,640 Couldn't. Well, I'll just catch the next orientation. I'll have my secretary put 101 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:34,640 it on my calendar. 102 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:37,120 You have a secretary? 103 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:42,200 a ski trip. 104 00:06:45,260 --> 00:06:46,260 Okay. 105 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:51,380 Philosophy, anthropology, calculus, political science, English literature, 106 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:53,240 French, and German. 107 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:55,180 Now for Tuesday. 108 00:06:58,600 --> 00:07:01,380 Hey, Carol, listen, I have this paper due tomorrow, and I wanted to know if 109 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:02,800 could look it over for me. How much? 110 00:07:03,220 --> 00:07:04,840 Oh, from the bottom of my heart. 111 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:07,820 No. How much are you going to pay me? 112 00:07:08,340 --> 00:07:09,299 Pay you? 113 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:10,300 Forget it. 114 00:07:10,860 --> 00:07:14,080 I'll be washing my hair. Every minute you wait, the price goes up. 115 00:07:15,460 --> 00:07:18,460 Yeah, well, who needs your help? I'm perfectly happy with the tea. 116 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:23,860 Hello? 117 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:25,800 Okay, just a minute. 118 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:28,040 Carol, for you, some guy. 119 00:07:28,460 --> 00:07:29,880 You expect me to fall for that? 120 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:32,200 I'm sorry, she doesn't know any guys. 121 00:07:34,640 --> 00:07:36,340 Well, she can't come to the phone right now. 122 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:39,440 If you must know, she's in the can. 123 00:07:42,660 --> 00:07:44,320 Is there really somebody on the phone? 124 00:07:44,540 --> 00:07:47,840 Yeah. Oh, yeah. He said he's from your work. He said it's an emergency. 125 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:49,240 Well, that's impossible. 126 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:52,300 You expect her to climb off the throne for that. 127 00:07:55,420 --> 00:07:56,920 Hello, this is Carol Seaver. 128 00:07:58,140 --> 00:07:59,520 Bill, sure I remember you. 129 00:08:00,640 --> 00:08:03,000 No, you didn't pull me away from anything. 130 00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:06,360 I have to approve the text? 131 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,120 I've only been the manager for one day. 132 00:08:11,180 --> 00:08:12,180 Uh -huh. 133 00:08:13,560 --> 00:08:16,780 Well, I guess if I didn't check the file draft, I should say no. 134 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:18,880 Right? 135 00:08:19,960 --> 00:08:21,040 Okay, bye. 136 00:08:25,700 --> 00:08:31,100 Mike, a $50 ,000 press run was set up to start tonight, but they needed my 137 00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:32,100 verbal okay. 138 00:08:32,620 --> 00:08:35,500 Oh, wow, a $50 ,000 press run? 139 00:08:35,760 --> 00:08:36,760 Yes! 140 00:08:37,580 --> 00:08:39,059 I didn't know they printed money there. 141 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:42,280 Get out. Ow. 142 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:43,760 What did I say? What did I say? 143 00:08:45,720 --> 00:08:46,720 Oh. 144 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:50,480 Oh. 145 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:51,920 Oh. 146 00:08:52,820 --> 00:08:55,340 Did I tell you that was a great book or what? 147 00:08:56,220 --> 00:08:58,760 I have 400 pages in and I can't put it down. 148 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:02,260 Yeah. You get to the part yet where they find out that Mr. Shepard is just an 149 00:09:02,260 --> 00:09:04,080 alias and he's really the dragon. 150 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:10,160 He's the dragon. 151 00:09:10,180 --> 00:09:11,180 Oh. 152 00:09:11,480 --> 00:09:13,080 Oh, honey, I'm sorry. 153 00:09:14,060 --> 00:09:15,060 No, 154 00:09:16,780 --> 00:09:19,760 Ben, we haven't changed our minds. No ski trip. 155 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:22,220 Am I interrupting something? 156 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:24,080 Not tonight. 157 00:09:28,460 --> 00:09:31,260 Well, I wanted to talk to you about the right time to quit my job. 158 00:09:31,820 --> 00:09:35,440 Well, honey, it's customary to give about two weeks' notice. Well, that's 159 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:36,079 what I meant. 160 00:09:36,080 --> 00:09:37,380 I don't think I want to quit. 161 00:09:38,440 --> 00:09:39,399 Oh, wait a minute. 162 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:42,760 Does this end up with you asking me if Ben can go on a ski trip? 163 00:09:43,860 --> 00:09:47,000 Mom, I'm serious. I don't want to go to Columbia next semester. 164 00:09:48,580 --> 00:09:49,820 Not go to Columbia? 165 00:09:50,820 --> 00:09:55,360 You're kidding with your grades and your scholarship and your dreams. Oh, honey, 166 00:09:55,580 --> 00:09:57,440 don't go off half -cocked here. Let her finish. 167 00:09:57,740 --> 00:09:59,240 Fine, I'll go off half -cocked then. 168 00:10:00,260 --> 00:10:04,160 You see, I was thinking. Thinking? And where do you get this behavior, huh? 169 00:10:08,170 --> 00:10:10,350 talk this out with someone who's rational. No offense. 170 00:10:11,170 --> 00:10:12,530 Well, your father understands. 171 00:10:13,070 --> 00:10:14,170 Jason, will you give us a minute? 172 00:10:20,050 --> 00:10:21,050 Oh. 173 00:10:23,650 --> 00:10:25,750 Well, you don't have to leave. Just don't say anything. 174 00:10:28,350 --> 00:10:29,350 Fine. 175 00:10:30,010 --> 00:10:32,090 I'll just read a book. 176 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:38,500 only supposed to be a temporary job. 177 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:41,320 Which was your idea, and thank you. You're welcome. 178 00:10:42,620 --> 00:10:46,500 But with this promotion, I'll get more time in the workforce, which you said 179 00:10:46,500 --> 00:10:49,480 a good idea, and again, thank you. 180 00:10:49,860 --> 00:10:50,860 You're welcome. 181 00:10:52,780 --> 00:10:56,500 But it'll only be for one more semester, and Columbia will be waiting for me in 182 00:10:56,500 --> 00:11:00,140 the fall. So I don't see how a reasonable person like yourself could 183 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:01,639 Thank you. 184 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:02,640 You're welcome. 185 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:11,340 Well, Carol, I know that getting a promotion and being entrusted with all 186 00:11:11,340 --> 00:11:13,060 responsibility is pretty heady stuff. 187 00:11:13,280 --> 00:11:15,060 It is. But I'm sure you've asked yourself this. 188 00:11:15,380 --> 00:11:20,120 Is this new job really worth putting my 12 years of preparation on hold? 189 00:11:20,740 --> 00:11:24,100 Well... Because a lot of people, you know, once they lose sight of their 190 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:25,720 they never quite get a fix on them again. 191 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:28,100 You think that's what I'm doing? 192 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,340 Do you? 193 00:11:32,660 --> 00:11:33,660 Maybe. 194 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:38,330 Well... Sweetheart, it's your life. You gotta make your own decisions and call 195 00:11:38,330 --> 00:11:41,630 your own shots. I just hate to see you lose your momentum for college. 196 00:11:43,250 --> 00:11:45,130 You're right. I'll give my notice tomorrow. 197 00:11:45,510 --> 00:11:47,270 No, no, no. Only if you want to. 198 00:11:47,670 --> 00:11:48,670 I do. 199 00:11:48,810 --> 00:11:49,810 Thanks, Daddy. 200 00:11:50,970 --> 00:11:52,950 And thanks, Mom, for not saying anything. 201 00:11:59,290 --> 00:12:00,290 It's just a phase. 202 00:12:00,950 --> 00:12:04,370 Sometimes I want to talk to the mom. Sometimes I want to talk to the dad. 203 00:12:04,890 --> 00:12:06,530 Let's just be thankful she's talking. 204 00:12:07,410 --> 00:12:10,150 Jason, the watchmaker did it. 205 00:12:17,110 --> 00:12:18,110 Morning, Carol. 206 00:12:18,410 --> 00:12:19,530 Leslie, who's my boss? 207 00:12:19,810 --> 00:12:22,230 All department managers report to Mr. Littlefield. 208 00:12:22,470 --> 00:12:24,250 Well, could you tell him I have to see him right away? 209 00:12:24,850 --> 00:12:26,270 It'll take weeks. 210 00:12:27,070 --> 00:12:29,730 Well, I can't wait. I'm going to Columbia in two weeks. 211 00:12:30,090 --> 00:12:33,570 Do you think that's wise with that whole drug thing going on down there? 212 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:36,720 Could you just call him? 213 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:44,020 Morning. I have the press run deadlines for next week. Oh, thanks, Ray. Sure. 214 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,080 Wait, what kind of a guy is Mr. 215 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:47,480 Littlefield? VP? 216 00:12:47,740 --> 00:12:48,860 Oh, he's a great guy. 217 00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:50,600 Yeah? Well, how do you know him? 218 00:12:50,980 --> 00:12:53,040 Last year we had a major screw -up and he came down. 219 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,480 He reamed half of us and he fired the other half. 220 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:57,920 So how is he a great guy? 221 00:12:58,500 --> 00:12:59,500 I'm still here. 222 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:07,050 Not... if Mr. Littlefield going to see you today, he's coming here now. 223 00:13:07,410 --> 00:13:08,730 He is? You're kidding. 224 00:13:08,990 --> 00:13:10,490 You're more important than I thought. 225 00:13:20,270 --> 00:13:23,310 Carry on, troops. 226 00:13:28,430 --> 00:13:29,650 You're Carol Seaver. 227 00:13:30,050 --> 00:13:32,770 Yes, Mr. Littlefield. Please, please, I'm Warren. 228 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,840 I didn't expect you to come down here and see me. Oh, nonsense. I wanted to 229 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:39,200 down and welcome you aboard yesterday, but I got tied up. 230 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,000 Not literally, of course. 231 00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,920 Hey, that was a great call last night. 232 00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:50,780 Great call? You saved us 50 grand by stopping that press run. The copy was 233 00:13:50,780 --> 00:13:52,440 ready, and you made the right decision. 234 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:55,540 Well, thank you. I've got my eye on you, Carol. 235 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:59,380 This is just the start of big things for you here. 236 00:14:00,220 --> 00:14:02,320 Really? Now, what was that, uh... 237 00:14:03,049 --> 00:14:04,990 urgent matter you want to talk to me about? 238 00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:13,270 Well, see, I, uh... Well... This is my life, and I have got to call my 239 00:14:13,270 --> 00:14:14,670 own shots, and I am not quitting. 240 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:17,730 You're not? 241 00:14:18,350 --> 00:14:19,350 No. 242 00:14:20,530 --> 00:14:21,530 Oh. 243 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:26,910 Well, this has been a productive meeting. 244 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:38,320 They hurt me. 245 00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:50,200 But all the other kids are going to go skiing. 246 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:53,000 Well, we're not all the other kids. Parents, we're yours. 247 00:14:54,420 --> 00:14:55,820 Benny, did you tell them about the hot tub? 248 00:14:58,220 --> 00:14:59,220 Everything's going to be cool. 249 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,400 Gary's older brother is home on leave from the Navy. 250 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,300 He's going to be watching us the whole time. 251 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:06,730 A 19 -year -old tailor is not my idea of a chaperone. 252 00:15:08,310 --> 00:15:10,770 But, Carl, I think I'm a total weenie. 253 00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:12,110 Girls are going to? 254 00:15:15,410 --> 00:15:17,590 Are you two as shocked as I am? 255 00:15:20,110 --> 00:15:21,110 Hi, honey. 256 00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:22,109 How did it go? 257 00:15:22,110 --> 00:15:22,969 You're right. 258 00:15:22,970 --> 00:15:25,490 It's my life, and I have to call my own shots. 259 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:26,970 So I'm taking your advice. 260 00:15:27,450 --> 00:15:29,450 I'm keeping my job. Thank you. 261 00:15:34,090 --> 00:15:35,090 young lady. 262 00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:38,310 Stay. 263 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:40,770 Carol, don't you take another step. 264 00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:44,770 I thought that we covered this matter last night. Jason, if you start 265 00:15:44,770 --> 00:15:49,170 again, I swear I am going to go on that ski trip with the 19 -year -old sailor. 266 00:15:50,570 --> 00:15:54,210 Mom, don't you understand this was my decision to make? Well, maybe we 267 00:15:54,210 --> 00:15:55,830 miscommunicated last night, Carol. 268 00:15:56,050 --> 00:15:59,750 Not at all. Did you or did you not say this is my life? Yes, but I... And did 269 00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:02,980 you or did you not say that I had... I have to call my own shot. Oh, yes. And 270 00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:06,160 did you or did you not say... Did you or did you not say you were going to 271 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:07,600 Columbia and quitting this job? 272 00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,040 Well, we know it wasn't me. 273 00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:12,740 I thought you trusted my judgment. 274 00:16:13,020 --> 00:16:13,839 So did I. 275 00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:16,880 But since that didn't work, I'm going to lay it out for you, Carol. You're not 276 00:16:16,880 --> 00:16:19,960 dumping 12 years of preparation over some goofy job. 277 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:22,200 Goofy job? 278 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:28,400 Come on, Maggie. We've been counting on it. I mean, straight A's, class 279 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,940 valedictorian, full scholarship to Columbia. 280 00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:34,440 And she's not going to throw it all down the drain. No, over my dead body. 281 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,060 Oh, Jason, you're not reasonable. 282 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,360 I love you. 283 00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:44,680 Maggie, reason is my cover. Inside, I'm as wacko as you. 284 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:49,880 Jason, I have never seen you like this. 285 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:52,660 Well, what am I going to do, Maggie? I mean, I'll never forgive myself if I 286 00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:53,700 don't graduate from Columbia. 287 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:58,800 I mean, if we don't, if she, if her doesn't, oh, you know what I mean. 288 00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:02,020 I'll go up and talk to her. 289 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:08,359 Dad, 290 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:12,480 about the ski trip deal, I feel I have to call my own shot here. Oh, oh, oh, 291 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:13,480 oh. 292 00:17:17,220 --> 00:17:18,220 Oh, 293 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:21,440 I'm glad you're here. 294 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:23,319 Here's my Columbia course catalog. 295 00:17:24,650 --> 00:17:27,290 classes. I want to make sure there's no miscommunication. 296 00:17:28,329 --> 00:17:30,190 Carol, you can pick out your own classes. 297 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,390 Oh, gee, I don't know if I'm up to that. 298 00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:35,670 Carol, I'd like a better attitude than this. 299 00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:37,790 Whatever you want. 300 00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:42,270 Look, Carol, I think you're expecting too much from us if you think we'll 301 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:44,550 a major change in your life's direction without an argument. 302 00:17:45,930 --> 00:17:49,430 Now, I know you say it's only temporary, honey, but how can we be sure? 303 00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,750 I'm sorry if our expectations are a burden, but... 304 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:57,420 You brought that on yourself when you started reading at the age of five. 305 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,080 Four and a half. 306 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:02,800 Yeah. 307 00:18:04,580 --> 00:18:11,260 You know, honey, just between us, and if you ever repeat this, I'll deny it, you 308 00:18:11,260 --> 00:18:14,920 have a gift that, frankly, your brothers don't have. 309 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:19,780 There's so much you can do. You have so many opportunities. 310 00:18:24,910 --> 00:18:25,910 are reporting to me. 311 00:18:26,370 --> 00:18:27,830 I'm running a department. 312 00:18:28,590 --> 00:18:30,090 I've never had that. 313 00:18:30,530 --> 00:18:34,910 I mean, my first month there, my hands shook every day. 314 00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:40,850 And now when people come and see me, little me, their hands shake. 315 00:18:42,490 --> 00:18:45,010 I'm not changing my direction. 316 00:18:46,970 --> 00:18:48,210 I'm finding it. 317 00:18:48,730 --> 00:18:51,130 This job is more important to you than school? 318 00:18:51,490 --> 00:18:52,670 Yes, right now. 319 00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:57,890 I mean, sometimes I get the feeling that it wouldn't be me who would be 320 00:18:57,890 --> 00:18:59,930 graduating from Columbia. It'd be you and Dad. 321 00:19:01,630 --> 00:19:08,410 Oh, Carol, how can you... Look, honey. 322 00:19:09,050 --> 00:19:13,830 Just promise me that it will only be for one more semester. 323 00:19:14,290 --> 00:19:16,510 Oh, yes. Anything, Mom. Thank you. 324 00:19:17,930 --> 00:19:20,190 Wait. Why are you being so reasonable? 325 00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:24,820 Well, you can't sleep with your father for 21 years and not catch a little 326 00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:25,820 something. 327 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:30,380 You know what I mean. 328 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:39,200 If I were you, I'd hold off on that. 329 00:19:40,940 --> 00:19:43,360 Excuse me, I'm here to see Carol Stever. Your name? 330 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,380 I'm her father. She invited me to lunch. 331 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000 Daddy, you're early. 332 00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:49,520 Yes, well, I drive fast when I'm tense. 333 00:19:49,860 --> 00:19:50,860 Go ahead, go ahead. 334 00:19:51,410 --> 00:19:54,290 This is my office, and these are all... So where are we going to lunch? 335 00:19:54,870 --> 00:19:57,690 Anywhere. I just thought that if I could show you... There's nothing you're 336 00:19:57,690 --> 00:19:59,990 going to show me, Carol, that's going to change my mind. Now, if that's why you 337 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,990 invited me down here for lunch, then you made a big mistake. 338 00:20:02,310 --> 00:20:05,110 Well, I just thought that if you came down here... Carol, they need you in 339 00:20:05,110 --> 00:20:06,390 layout. They said it's an emergency. 340 00:20:06,710 --> 00:20:09,890 Well, I can't. Go ahead. Go, go, go. I'll wait here. All right, I'll hurry. 341 00:20:13,370 --> 00:20:14,370 Office. 342 00:20:14,470 --> 00:20:15,470 It's a cubicle. 343 00:20:17,230 --> 00:20:18,790 Is the boss around? The boss? 344 00:20:19,090 --> 00:20:20,750 Yes. Miss Beaver, hold me... 345 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:21,979 Oh, Carol. 346 00:20:21,980 --> 00:20:23,580 No, she just stepped up for a minute. 347 00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:24,679 Darn it. 348 00:20:24,680 --> 00:20:27,800 I got her to start these galleys. We've got a whole press run waiting to go. 349 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,000 Well, she'll be right back. Just leave them with me. 350 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:31,640 Can you be trusted? 351 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,480 What do you think? 352 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:57,560 for a minute. 353 00:20:58,020 --> 00:21:01,360 No, I can't approve anything. I'm just, uh, I'm her father. 354 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:05,720 Yes, yes, I'm very proud. Very proud. 355 00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:08,120 Dad. Oh, here she comes. 356 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,080 Sounds important. 357 00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:12,140 Yes? 358 00:21:13,220 --> 00:21:14,440 No, I need it today. 359 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:16,400 No, it must be today. 360 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:20,820 I'll sign off any overtime, but I want to see it on my desk by the end of the 361 00:21:20,820 --> 00:21:21,820 day. 362 00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:22,860 Bye. 363 00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:29,860 I know I'm not going to change your mind. I really don't want to get into an 364 00:21:29,860 --> 00:21:30,860 argument here. 365 00:21:31,580 --> 00:21:32,580 You're the boss. 366 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:34,600 Yeah. 367 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:36,920 My little girl, imagine this. 368 00:21:37,420 --> 00:21:40,220 Dad, I'm not following. This isn't a goofy job, Carol. 369 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:43,160 Do you want some water? You've got your own cubicle here. 370 00:21:43,460 --> 00:21:46,440 No, I mean, you've got an office. You've got real plants. You've got furniture. 371 00:21:46,580 --> 00:21:48,680 You have people coming in asking you to solve problems. 372 00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:50,040 I'm doing all right here. 373 00:21:50,620 --> 00:21:53,060 I mean, we're... You and I... We're... You. 374 00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:54,660 You. What? 375 00:21:56,010 --> 00:21:57,630 I'm saying I'm so proud of you. 376 00:21:57,870 --> 00:22:01,230 So I don't have to quit? You have to. Come on. No, honey, I was never going to 377 00:22:01,230 --> 00:22:02,230 force you. 378 00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:04,690 Maybe. 379 00:22:05,630 --> 00:22:07,630 Daddy, have I ever let you down? 380 00:22:09,370 --> 00:22:10,770 No. No. 381 00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:12,990 I wish I could ask you the same question. 382 00:22:13,670 --> 00:22:14,850 Daddy, thank you. 383 00:22:15,810 --> 00:22:20,330 I promise, next fall, I'll be a freshman at Columbia just like you wanted. No, 384 00:22:20,330 --> 00:22:21,129 you won't. 385 00:22:21,130 --> 00:22:24,690 What? No. I want you to go where you want to go. 386 00:22:25,390 --> 00:22:26,410 But I hope it's Columbia. 387 00:22:29,510 --> 00:22:30,510 Let's have lunch. 388 00:22:31,170 --> 00:22:32,170 I'm buying. 389 00:22:35,190 --> 00:22:38,110 Are you going to get my daughter's name on this door or are you going to sit 390 00:22:38,110 --> 00:22:39,650 there gnawing on your salami? 391 00:22:48,970 --> 00:22:50,070 We'll be back in a moment. 392 00:22:55,630 --> 00:22:56,630 Just wanted to buy some paste. 393 00:22:56,810 --> 00:22:57,810 Hey, you never know. 394 00:22:58,170 --> 00:23:00,570 I mean, look, you feel like you're going to run into a couple of hot babes like 395 00:23:00,570 --> 00:23:01,610 them. Not a shot. 396 00:23:02,570 --> 00:23:03,570 Well, hello. 397 00:23:03,950 --> 00:23:05,890 Are you sure we should be doing this? 398 00:23:06,310 --> 00:23:09,010 Oh, come on, buddy. That's what we were put on this earth to do. We're guys. 399 00:23:10,010 --> 00:23:14,050 When I say now, you pop the clutch. Like I said before, I got it. That was then. 400 00:23:14,110 --> 00:23:15,110 This is now.