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All I'm saying is that if my wife, a
woman that I cherish, thinks getting a

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is more important than our marriage, let
her die.

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Mr. Lepepki, think for just a moment.
Isn't this woman the same person you

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married ten years ago?

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No. She's fat.

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But does she not also have a right to
her own professional fulfillment?

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Why, you're whipped.

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Mr. Lepepki, let me share with you a
personal anecdote, if I may. I was in a

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similar situation about four years ago.

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Oh, your wife was putting on the pounds,
too, huh?

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No. No, but after 15 years as a
homemaker, she suddenly decided to

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career. I couldn't believe it. I mean, I
certainly didn't want to give up

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everything I'd worked for and come home.

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After all, I mean, the patients that you
deal with at a home practice, frankly,

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aren't always that interested.

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With the exception of you.

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So I had a decision to make. What came
first, my career or my marriage?

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I came home.

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And quite frankly, Mr.

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Lepepki, I couldn't be happier.

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Now, does that sound whipped to you?

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You could put it on pumpkin pie.

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All right, well, that's our session for
today.

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I'll be remodeling this office, so next
week we'll be at another address, okay?

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Oh, a real office, huh?

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This is a real office, Mr. Lepepki. I do
real work here.

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No, I didn't mean to insult you. I
welcome the change.

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Psychiatrists with real offices are so
much more interesting.

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Jason, I'm home.

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She could whip me any time.

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We can take it.

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My pancakes are cold.

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So sit on them.

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Ben, what are these little black things
in my pancakes?

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The ones without legs or red nets.

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You are never going to cook breakfast
again.

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That's my plan.

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Hey, look, you are only seeing the
downside of Dad going to work here. Now

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is an upside, too.

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Okay, with Mom at work and Dad safely
out of the way all week, when you get

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from school today... You will behave
exactly as if I were watching your every

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move.

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Isn't that crazy? The man read my mind.
Yeah.

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I brought extra diapers. You see, he
doesn't use the daycare.

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Well, where's that contractor? I should
have left five minutes ago. There's all

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that traffic and then the toll.

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Oh.

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Maggie, I'm going to need an exact
change for the toll.

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Allow me, Dad.

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Ben, give the man a buck.

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Maggie, come on. You said you'd get me
some extra diapers for Chrissy.

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I did, Jason. You're nervous.

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Well, I'm just not a guy who's
comfortable with change.

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Then give me my quarters back.

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You know, everything I need is right
here at home. I don't have to commute

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don't have any interruption. You get to
watch Oprah.

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Everybody knows, Dad.

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All these years, I thought you were
doing me a big favor by working at home.

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Well, I'm not the kind of guy to bring
it up, but I am.

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Oh, finally.

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Yep. Hi, I'm, uh...

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Dr. Steven.

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I thought my truck got on the lawn. I
hope it's okay.

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Yeah. Everybody, this is Frank. He's
gonna be remodeling the office.

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My beeper went off. I gotta call it in.

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I heard the stinking beeper. Get off my
back, will you?

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Oh?

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Is any one of you named Maggie Malone?

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No.

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Gil something or other from Esquire
magazine.

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Did you make it quick?

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I heard. Your beeper went off.

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Gil, can I call you right back on my
husband's line?

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Okay.

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Frank, about my office. Just a sec.

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Go ahead, talk. I can do two things at
once.

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Is there anything you want to have done?
Any certain ideas?

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Well, just a few random thoughts off the
top of my head, really.

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I got to let you go.

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Yeah, I got another one of those.

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Hey, wait a second.

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I'm going to have the whole house to
myself every afternoon for a whole week.

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It's a good thing I've got a poker face.

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Believe me, Gil, I would love to do the
article, but they keep me so busy.

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Losing these bookshelves will open up a
whole workspace here. Chase and I am on

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the phone with him.

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Don't we subscribe to enough magazines
already?

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Oh.

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Well, we need some time to check these
plans.

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Gil, I have to try yet another phone.

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Be patient with me.

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Sorry.

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So, what this office really needs is
just a new face.

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You know, I'd like to have an office
that says a professional psychiatrist

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here. A professional psychiatrist calls
me home.

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I was just wondering about what time are
you going to get home tonight?

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I don't know, Ben. If I don't get out of
here soon, I may not be home at all.

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This is better than I thought.

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What would Mike do in a situation like
this?

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Party, party, party.

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I mean, does this office say anything to
you?

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Not a peep.

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Sorry, I have no time to write anything.

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Bye.

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Do you believe I had to turn in another
terrific freelance assignment?

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Do you believe $3 ,000 for textured
walls? Sure, now that I've been offered

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articles to write, I'm too busy to take
them. Now that I've bothered with

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medical school, I find out the big bucks
are in contracting.

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Oh, Chrissy, I'm sorry, Daddy. I
wouldn't leave without you.

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Oh,

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Chrissy, don't cry, baby. Don't cry.
Take care of yourself.

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Bye -bye, Chrissy.

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Hi.

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Hello.

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You're a little early. The doctor's not
in yet.

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Yes, he is.

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Sure he is.

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Oh, I'm Jason Seaver. I'm going to be in
Dr. Friedman's office. Right. We were

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expecting you. I'm Kevin Randall.

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Just putting my daughter in daycare.

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So, what's your area of expertise?

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Typing, filing, you know.

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Oh, you treat secretaries?

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I am a secretary.

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In fact, I'm yours.

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Ah, a male secretary.

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That's kind of strangely fascinating as
an idea. Yes.

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Well, I'll be in my office.

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Which is where?

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Jason Siever. You son of a gun! How long
has it been?

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About a week.

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Oh, and why am I hugging you? Well, I
don't know. You always do that when you

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see me, and you're starting to get on my
nerves.

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Hey, have you seen your office?

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No. Oh, I've got to show you.

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Whoa. Yeah.

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All right.

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A male secretary?

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Come on, where have you been, Jase?
Well, it's just that I've never had a

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secretary with hairier legs than mine.

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Once, maybe, but that's another story.

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I really have to thank you and Phil for
letting me use this office. Hey, please,

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don't mention Phil, huh?

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He's off at a Zurich conference, and I'm
here stuck with a double patient loan.

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Oh, well, at least you're not bitter
about it.

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Nice furniture, huh?

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I own it, but I lease it back to myself
through my own corporation for a double

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write -off. You still practice
psychiatry, though?

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Nice chair, huh?

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It vibrates. Oh, good. I thought it was
me.

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And it's got a built -in phone.

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No. Yeah, yeah, okay, let's see now. Uh,
you know about the daycare center? You

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know there's a running track on the roof
here?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I've got to get
going.

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I've got two patients waiting for me.
All right, well, if you get swamped this

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week, I'll be happy to pitch in.

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Oh, I may take you up on that. All
right, I'll just have your chair call my

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chair.

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Hello?

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Hello?

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We have got to be kidding. Thelma, have
you seen the signage sheet?

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Thelma, you typed it.

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Well, yeah, but I didn't read it. That
way I don't get involved.

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I'm supposed to do a feature entitled
Winterizing Your Dog.

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So rather than writing an insightful,
respectable, journalistic piece for

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Esquire magazine, I'll be showing people
how to put snow tires on their shih

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tzus.

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Nice alliteration.

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So this is the day I take my stand.

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Mr. Sidlovich, I... am a darn good
reporter, and I have worked very hard to

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you that, but it's not easy when the
biggest story I've done in months is

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gingivitis or your gums trying to tell
you something.

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I have failed to make use of your
journalistic talent.

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I accept full responsibility.

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As of today, I'm out of here.

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Oh, well, I didn't mean that you had to
quit.

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I didn't quit. I'm fired.

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You're kidding.

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No, I'm fine. If I were kidding, I would
not be packing all of my worldly

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possessions into this pathetically small
box.

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You want my happy feet?

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Mr. Sedlovich, how can I do this to you?

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Station manager's unhappy with our
image.

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So we hired a media consultant.

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They consulted.

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I'm gone.

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But that is so unfair.

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Oh, what if we're all gone?

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Oh, I don't think you have to worry,
Maggie.

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I said some very nice things about you.

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Of course, I said some very nice things
about me, too, and look what happened.

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Well, I guess that's about it.

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Mr. Sidlovich, if there's anything I can
do, let me know. I mean it.

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Anything.

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You know, I might take a shot at print
journalism again.

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That guy from Esquire that keeps calling
you?

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What's his number?

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Oh, it's, uh, 56...

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Wait a second. Mr.

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Sidlovich, I may need that number.

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Bye, Maggie.

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Bye, Sid.

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Bye, office.

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No number, no feet.

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Oh, yeah. I forgot Dad was at work, and
I thought I'd have to make my own

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dinner.

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Good to see you, too, Mike.

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Oh, Mom, you've had a hard day at work,
huh?

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Hey, you know, you should really ease
up. I mean, you're getting some major

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frown lines.

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If you value your life, Mike, back off.

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Hello, Mikey.

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Hello, Mike.

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Dad, get a grip on yourself.

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Well, you certainly seem to have had a
good day. Oh, good doesn't begin to

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describe it, Maggie. I had a great day.
I'm telling you, I have the most

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fabulous office. The people down there
are terrific. And today, two, count

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two doctors consulted me on their cases.
I have never been so excited.

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How was your day?

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My boss was fired.

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Oh, sweetheart, just because you're
being evaluated doesn't mean you're

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be fired.

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You're a good reporter. They're going to
realize that.

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That's true.

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I am a good reporter.

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Oh, remember that story on gingivitis?
Please.

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And that cute little dog wedding, honey,
when that little beagle caught the

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bouquet in his teeth.

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You're telling me.

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Hi, Carol.

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Hey, as long as you're fixing breakfast,
can I get a scrambled egg?

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Dad, do you want me to be late for work?

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All right, Frankie, I got a whole new
way to go.

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You don't take suggestions well, do you?

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Sorry.

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What? I just figured that, you know, if
you're tearing out all these bookshelves

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anyway, why not maybe put in a whole
wall of Japanese screens, you know?

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do the rest of the room in some blue
-gray tones, huh?

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What do you think?

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I think I should have charged you by the
hour.

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Well,

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I gotta run.

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My colleagues are expecting me.

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Well, I guess I can't put it off any
longer. I'd better get into the office.

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Honey, you don't have to fake being down
for me. I'm fine.

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You sure?

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What can I do without my hands?

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Well, that's a very good attitude.

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But if what I think is going to happen
to me happens and you have another great

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day, fake your little heart.

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doing the weather forever.

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Dr. Klaus, not you too.

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Auf Wiedersehen.

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If that's the way they're going to be, I
don't care if they fire me.

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Maggie Malone.

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Oh, God, I hope they don't fire me.

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So, I thought maybe I was wrong about my
wife wanting to work.

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Then we're making progress.

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I took your advice.

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I told her, if you don't want to be at
home anymore, fine.

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Bravo.

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Haven't seen her for three days.

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I'm very sorry.

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I'm not.

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I'm just waiting for the day she comes
waddling home with her tail between her

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legs.

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Excuse me.

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Dr. Seaver, is that your chair ringing?

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Yes.

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My secretary will get it.

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Well, our time's up, Mr. Lepevki, and
we'll be meeting again next week, but

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that'll be back home at my place.

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Oh.

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I knew this place was so good to laugh.

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Hey, uh, Kevin.

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Kevin.

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Kevin.

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Kevin, did you get that call through to
my wife?

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He was in a meeting.

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You got a minute, Chase?

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Yeah, sure. Come on in. What is it?

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Well, Phil called from Zurich this
morning.

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He's taking a teaching job there. Oh,
are you kidding? What a great

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for him. Yeah, teaching job and good
cheese whenever you want it.

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Well, it's a great opportunity for him,
but what about me?

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I mean, he's abandoned me.

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Just like my father did when I was a
child. I was only five years old, which

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know is a very vulnerable age.

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Well, there's a reason your father
abandoned you, Paul. He hated you.

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Everybody hates you.

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Is this the way you talk to all your
patients? Well, I do when I think

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trying to con me about something. Oh, I
don't believe this.

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After 20 years of friendship, college, a
professional relationship, Jason, do

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you really think I'd be less than honest
with you?

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Oh, yeah.

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I'm not crazy about me.

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But wait a second now. Here's the deal.

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How would you like to take over for Phil
here?

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Are you serious?

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Look, it's obvious you enjoy being here.

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And you'd fit in perfectly. Come on,
what do you think?

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It's a very unexpected offer.

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A very attractive offer.

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Maybe we could do something finally
about that free clinic idea we talked

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at lunch.

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Absolutely. This is exactly the kind of
work situation I have always wanted. Oh,

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Jason's fantastic.

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I can't do it.

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Jason, I promise I won't hug you again.

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Paula, I have a deal with Maggie. We
have always believed that one of us

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be there for the kids at all times. It's
her time for career opportunities, not

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mine. Oh, come on. Give me a break,
Chase.

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I mean, look, you can make a lot of
money here.

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And that's important to your family,
too. Besides, you're the man of the

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I mean, what you say goes, right?

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Well, that's a very sexist thing to say.

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Agreeable, but sexist.

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Think, Chase. I mean, this office can be
yours permanently.

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Yes, even the chair.

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Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

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I can't. No, and I'm happy at home,
Paul.

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Wait a second. You're happy?

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I'm happy.

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I'm happy.

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Are you sure you're not blocking or
displacing or repressing? Yes. Yes,

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repressing? No, I'm not.

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Well, then you're blocking. No, I'm not.
Yes, you are. No, I am not. I am not. I

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am not. I am not. I am not.

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I am not. I am not. Jason is blocking.

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blocking, blocking, blocking.

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Hey, Mike, check this out.

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What the heck is that?

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00:19:04,120 --> 00:19:07,540
It's a laser light show machine that
pulses with a jungle animal rhythm that

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cannot be denied.

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00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,700
Too much of that laser light, Benny, and
you'll go blind.

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It's for my party tomorrow.

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00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:14,800
What party?

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The one I didn't tell you about. The one
that's a secret from everybody,

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especially Dad.

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Hi, guys.

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It's Mr.

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Ben.

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There you go, baby.

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So, that brings us to the end of my
illustrious sophomore year.

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As a junior, I faced the future with...
Dad, just because I'm being friendly

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doesn't mean I'm flirting.

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00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:48,720
This is a perfectly acceptable outfit.
Give me a break.

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00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:52,920
So, what do you think?

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About what?

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About the troubles in the Middle East.

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About this office.

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00:19:58,760 --> 00:20:01,580
Oh, yes. Well, no, it's getting there.
It's really getting there. I just wish

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those Japanese screens were over here,
you know, on this wall, over where Kevin

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00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:06,860
sits. Who's Kevin?

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00:20:07,060 --> 00:20:08,060
Kevin, my secretary.

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00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:13,380
Do you know what I'm doing?

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00:20:13,940 --> 00:20:14,940
Not a clue.

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00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:18,940
I'm trying to make this room look like
my office at work.

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00:20:19,260 --> 00:20:22,760
All these suggestions I said I was
making randomly, they're not random.

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my subconscious talking.

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00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:27,740
All this time I thought that I was tired
of working in this room. No.

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What I'm tired of is working at home.
Isn't that something?

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I'm stunned.

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Me too. I'm glad I figured this out.

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I mean, this changes nothing.

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00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:40,840
No.

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Peggy put her career on hold for 15
years to stay home with the kids. Now

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my turn.

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00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:48,060
That was our deal, right? Yes, right. Of
course it is.

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00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:52,280
Still, would you pass up an opportunity
like this? Why?

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I didn't think so.

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00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:55,600
Let me ask you this.

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You think that a man should be boss? You
think what a man says goes?

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00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:01,100
Well, that's a pretty sexist thing to
say.

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00:21:02,340 --> 00:21:03,360
Agreeable, but sexist.

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00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:06,480
Well, I don't feel that way.

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00:21:07,340 --> 00:21:10,680
I feel that if Maggie's happy at her
job, and by the way, I'm not so sure

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Maggie is all that happy at her job.

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00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:15,360
In fact, it may not even be her job
anymore if they decide who they're going

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00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:16,360
fire.

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00:21:16,490 --> 00:21:18,530
Oh, wouldn't that be something to make a
good cast?

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00:21:19,110 --> 00:21:20,150
No, no.

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00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:21,690
No, I didn't mean that.

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00:21:23,010 --> 00:21:24,010
Hello, Jason?

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00:21:26,210 --> 00:21:27,210
Anybody home?

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00:21:28,170 --> 00:21:29,350
Oh, hi, honey. Oh, hi, honey.

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00:21:29,550 --> 00:21:30,550
How was your day?

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00:21:31,150 --> 00:21:36,170
Well, since you asked, actually, there
was something I kind of wanted to talk

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00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:37,810
you about. Mine was absolutely without a
doubt.

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00:21:38,470 --> 00:21:42,310
The most fabulous day of my entire life.
Not only did they not fire me, you were

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00:21:42,310 --> 00:21:45,170
looking at the core of Channel 19's new
news team. From now on, we're a...

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00:21:46,670 --> 00:21:48,990
I'm the number one hard news reporter.
They don't want to fire me. They want to

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00:21:48,990 --> 00:21:50,310
sign me to a seven -year contract.

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00:21:58,410 --> 00:21:59,410
Seven years.

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00:22:00,250 --> 00:22:01,850
Honey, is something wrong? No.

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00:22:03,190 --> 00:22:04,190
No.

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00:22:04,590 --> 00:22:08,370
No, that's fantastic unexpected news.

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00:22:15,850 --> 00:22:17,470
Sweetheart, what was it you wanted to
say?

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00:22:17,790 --> 00:22:24,410
Well, um... It doesn't compare to your
news.

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00:22:25,650 --> 00:22:26,690
Seven years!

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00:22:27,310 --> 00:22:28,310
Oh!

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00:22:34,510 --> 00:22:35,930
We'll be back in a moment.

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00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,680
Now it's time for a little dirty
dancing.

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00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:52,500
Benjamin Hubert Horatio Humphrey Caesar.

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00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:55,480
Yeah, uh -huh. All right, everybody,
out.

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00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,680
What is going on here? You were home,
too?

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00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:04,240
Hey, Benny, here are those CDs that you
absolutely cannot borrow from this

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00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,560
illegal party that I knew absolutely
nothing about.

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00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:10,060
You kids can't be trusted. What was I
thinking?