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Run for your lives. The monster lives.

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It's Geekzilla.

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Hey.

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Oh, no, it's Geekspit.

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Geekspit. You've been contaminated.

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Mike. Besides, Carol, shouldn't you be
saving your drool for your date tonight?

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Would you just stop bothering your
sister?

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In fact, if you're both through with
dessert, why don't you just clear out of

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the kitchen? Mom, if I clear out of the
kitchen, I won't be able to get Carol's

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boyfriend on tape.

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Sandy is not my boyfriend.

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He's not?

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Well, but from the amount of time that
you've been spending with... Well, he

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never said that I'm his girlfriend, so
I'm not going to say that he's my

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boyfriend first. I mean, if he hears
that I think that he's my boyfriend and

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doesn't think that I should think that
I'm his girlfriend, I'd sound pretty

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silly, wouldn't I?

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Hope you're rolling on that one, Benny.

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Hello.

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Hello. Hello.

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Hi. Just being polite.

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How'd that look, Benny? Great. Yeah.

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Camera loves me.

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How are you this evening, Sandy?

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Fine, Dr. Fever, and yourself?

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Oh, very good.

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So, do you two have something fun
planned tonight?

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Dad! I'm sorry, okay, it's none of my
business.

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I'm only the father here. Go ahead,
Sandy. Take my daughter anywhere, do

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anything. Enjoy!

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Wow, thanks.

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I was kidding, Sandy. And so was I, sir.

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Can you two stay for dessert before you
go? Oh, that'd be great. A terrible

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mistake. I mean, we're going to a party
and there's going to be lots of very

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fine desserts, sir. Right, Sandy?

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Uh, right.

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Uh, Carol, could you say that again?
You're squinting.

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And we should go right now before all
the best desserts are eaten. And you

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how I love desserts.

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Sure do.

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You'll be home by midnight.

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Uh -huh. You know, it's a very wise
thing, Sandy, because Carol turns into a

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porker at midnight.

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I said let's go.

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Hey, Betty, come on. Something real
embarrassing could happen on the way to

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Sandy's farm.

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And it'd be a shame not to get that on
tape.

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You're right.

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You know, Jason, I've really gotten to
like Sandy.

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Mm -hmm. He's polite.

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He's bright. He's ideal for Carol.

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Uh -huh.

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You know, I bet no matter how perfect
the guy was she brought home, you'd

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be suspicious.

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Uh -huh.

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Sure glad they didn't get that on tape.

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Cut!

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At midnight, you turn into a sex maniac.

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I should go.

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Oh, yeah.

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Okay, talk me into it. I'll stay one
more minute.

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That's me, one smooth talker.

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Shut up, Sandy.

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I had such a wonderful time tonight.

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Oh, me too.

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You know, I've never been to a college
party before.

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not much different than high school
ones, just more people with facial hair.

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Guys. If you're lucky.

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And that restaurant was so romantic.

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Shindig's? It's a bar with sawdust on
the floor.

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Yeah. You know, they didn't even card
me. I guess I look older when I'm with

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you. Well, it's probably the bare
shoulders.

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Listen,

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Carol, I know it's kind of short notice,
but there's this Dean's List luncheon

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tomorrow, and...

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I was wondering if you'd like to go with
me.

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Oh, I'd love to.

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But my whole family's going into the
city to have brunch with my grandma and

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fiancé. I've got to be there. I mean, if
I don't show up, I'll be dead.

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Oh, right. Well, okay. I understand.

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Just would have been kind of nice to
have my girlfriend there with me.

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Girlfriend?

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Yeah.

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I'll be dead.

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Huh?

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Boyfriend invited me to.

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Great.

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You know... I sure do, and...

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You wouldn't want to wake Mom and Dad
up, would you? Especially not at 12 .46

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the morning.

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If that tape is not in my hands in three
seconds, I'm going to wake Mom and Dad

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and tell them where Dad's missing
medical journals are. And I'm pretty

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don't have them.

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One, two... I'm not... Thank you.

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You know, you take all the fun out of
being your little brother.

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Good.

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that cassette

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mom

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i can explain explain what why it's way
past midnight

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and i'm just getting in oh is it that
late you didn't notice no i'm

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completely unaware that it's 47 minutes
past 12.

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didn't come home late. You just came in
late. You were on the porch by 11 .52,

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right when I set your dad up to sleep.

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You knew I was outside the whole time?

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Uh -huh. Is Ben still out there?

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Well, he... Climbed up the trellis?

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Yeah. What happened? Did he run out of
tape?

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Do you guys know everything we do?

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Mike trained us very well.

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So, am I punished?

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Well, that depends.

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How are you going to explain coming in
late?

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Well, we were just talking.

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Mostly talking.

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Do you want to see the videotape? No.

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Well, no.

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Can I go to bed?

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Sure. Thanks, Mom.

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Did I mention that I ran into Mrs.
Kuzman today?

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No. Yeah, she must have gone on about an
hour, Brad.

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about how she and her daughter have no
secrets, how they talk about everything.

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And I, of course, said, nothing.

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You want to talk?

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Oh, no, honey, not if you're too tired.

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Mom, does this guilt stuff work with
Mike?

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Like a charm.

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Okay, what do you want to talk about?

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Yes.

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Yes, Mom, I really like Sandy.

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Oh, he seems like such a nice boy.

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Oh, he is.

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And tonight, he called me his...
girlfriend. Oh, Carol, that's wonderful.

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Mom, I know I've liked other boys
before, but it's never been like this. I

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I thought it was like this, but now I
just see I was being a silly teenager.

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And now you're a mature teenager.

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Of course.

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And Mom, he's on the Dean's list.

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I didn't know that.

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But he's not a nerd. I mean, he knows
how to have fun, but not too much fun.

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Good. And Mom?

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He shaves.

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Wow.

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And he told me that the school is having
a luncheon to honor those so chosen.

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Those who shave?

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No, those on the dean's list.

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Well, and he asked me to go with him to
meet the dean.

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Oh, Carol, honey, this is serious.

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Yeah.

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But it's tomorrow, so...

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missed the brunch with Grandma Irma and
Wally?

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Unless you want me to risk alienating a
boy, we both agree is very right for me.

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Does this guilt stuff work with your
dad?

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Like a charm.

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We were having a nice brunch at a nice
restaurant and we were all eating. That

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noise was totally inappropriate.

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Well, in some countries it's considered
the highest compliment.

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Yeah, well, find out where and go there.

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Wally laughed.

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Yeah, that's because Wally's going to be
your stepfather very soon.

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Don't anybody touch that phone.

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Carol, what are you doing here?

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All right, Sandy is two and a half hours
late.

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Must you rob it in? That phone has not
rung once since you left the house. Are

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you happy now?

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Ooh, let me go get the camera.

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So, Carol.

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Any messages?

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Mike. Hey, if I didn't say that. it
wouldn't have been me.

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And that would have been fine.

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Is there any chance that the phone just
might be broken?

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I don't think so. I can call the phone
company and check.

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No. Sandy might call and get a busy
signal.

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Honey, we have call waiting.

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Well, not if the phone is broken.

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And we won't find out if I don't call.

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Why are these men tormenting me?

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Jason. What?

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All right. Come on, Mike. I say you and
I ought to head into the living room.

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I think that's the best idea for
everybody, especially everybody wearing

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shorts.

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Dad, are they all crazy?

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I'll tell you, no.

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I know why Sandy hasn't called. I mean,
he just didn't mean to call me his

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girlfriend yesterday. He's trying to
figure out an easy way to let me down.

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Well, I'll show him. When he calls, if
he calls, I'll refuse to talk to him,

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that swine.

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Hello, Sandy?

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That's enough. Carol, why don't you pick
up the call in the living room?

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Hey!

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Looking for this?

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Yes!

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What's the magic word?

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Mike! That's it.

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Great stuff, Mike.

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Hello, Sandy.

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This doc said he ain't out of the woods
yet, but I don't get it. I mean, he

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seems okay to me. I'm sure he's banged
up and everything, but, I mean, we were

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just talking, even joking. He told me I
look worse than he does.

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Probably do.

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I mean, like Sandy said, at least he got
some sleep last night. Look, I'll be

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honest with you. I've been here since 3
a .m. I've had 15 cups of coffee. Are

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you Carol's parents?

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Yes.

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Maggie Seaver. Hi.

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Jason Seaver. Hi, Doug Wallach, Sandy's
roommate. Nice to meet you. Yeah.

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I'll see what I can find out.

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My dad's a doctor.

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Is his family here? No, no. His folks
are out of town. I talked to his dad. He

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said they're flying back. They're
supposed to be here tonight.

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Can I see him? Maybe if you play your
card right, Carol. See, they only let

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relatives into intensive care. I told
this nurse, who, by the way, looks

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like Larry Bud Melman, that I was
Sandy's brother. You can just tell her

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her sister, all right? I'll go get her.

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Anybody beside me need some coffee?

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I think you should get some food, too,
Doug.

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Food? Great idea.

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I still can't believe this is happening,
Mommy. I mean, Sandy's gonna be okay.

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He's just got to.

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We'll all think good thoughts,
sweetheart.

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He missed the dean's luncheon today.
He's really going to be upset.

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They tell me Sandy's hemoglobin is
stable at this point. What does that

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Well, that means that he's all right for
now.

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Honey, sometimes a friendly face can do
more than any medicine can.

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Right, Jason?

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Right.

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Your friend, Mr. Coffey, tells me
someone's here to see Sandy Callison.

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Yes, I am. I'm his sister. These are my
parents, and they'll vouch for me.

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So, you're Sandy's parents? No.

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I'm not very good at lying, so... We
restrict visitors to immediate family.

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I'm his fiancée.

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Fiancée? Well, it's true.

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She's not lying.

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You have our word.

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You're still her parents?

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I think so.

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Look, we ought to know if our daughter's
engaged.

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Follow me.

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So... engagement thing with the roots,
right?

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Of course. Yeah, I knew that.

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Now remember, this has to be quick.

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Sandy?

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Carol? Hi.

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Hi.

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You'll forgive me if I don't get up.

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To tell you the truth, I don't feel so
hot.

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I got so many tubes and wires in me.

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I get HBO now.

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Are you in a lot of pain?

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Not as much as I'm going to be when my
dad gets here.

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Sandy, I am so sorry this happened to
you.

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Carol, don't worry. I'm going to be
okay.

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My car, on the other hand, that's who
you should worry about.

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What happened last night?

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Well, this big tree ran right out in
front of me.

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And I'm going to be charged with drunk
driving.

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I don't understand. I mean, it's not
like we had that much to drink. I know.

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mean, there's been plenty of times I've
put away a lot more than that, and

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nothing happened.

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I guess I just ran out of luck last
night.

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Are you kidding?

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I mean, when you think of what could
have happened, you were really lucky.

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And so you lost a car.

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Second chance now, and you're never
going to do anything like that again.

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Right?

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Right.

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Listen, could you do the talking when my
dad gets here? I mean, you could

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probably get me a new car.

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So how long do they say they're going to
keep you here?

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I don't know. The nurse says these
internal injuries can be pretty tricky.

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Don't you think she looks a little
like... Larry Bud Millman?

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Yeah.

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You know, Sandy, I didn't know how much
I liked you until I found out you were

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her.

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I mean, maybe that's why this happened.
I mean, they say everything happens for

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a reason, right? I mean, maybe this
accident was a good thing for both of

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Sounds dumb, doesn't it?

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No.

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But now that you found out that I'm
going to be okay, do you like me any

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Carol?

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Well, I'm thinking.

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So, have you ever kissed a guy with
tubes up his nose before?

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Up his nose?

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No.

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Careful, they're monitoring my heart
rate.

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Can I get you anything?

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I wouldn't mind a beer.

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What? How can you?

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Carol, that was a joke.

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Believe me, it's going to be a long time
before I bend my elbow again.

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Well, obviously.

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Ha, ha, ha.

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Carol, let your boyfriend get the
laughs, please.

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Okay.

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Girlfriend will just sit here and be
quiet.

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Miss, you'll have to go.

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Just one... I don't care if he is your
fiancé.

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Fiancé?

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Oh, yeah, that's what I said so they let
me in to see you.

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Not that it's a lie.

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Or the truth, either.

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I mean... I hate hospitals.

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Jason, you're a doctor.

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I know. Keep it quiet.

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Don't tell Carol this, but... I really
like Sandy.

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Jason. Hmm?

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I really like you.

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Hmm.

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Every parent's nightmare, isn't it?

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Yeah.

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You know, you live in your own little
world and everything seems so safe.

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But I guess right outside there's
always... There's plenty of it, too.

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Carol. Well, he's feeling great. He
looked good. He was laughing and making

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jokes. I'm sure he's going to be fine.

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Thank goodness.

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You said it.

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Did he tell you how it happened? How
what happened?

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The accident, Carol.

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What's going on?

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Okay, I might as well tell you.

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I mean, I find out anyway with the
police and everything.

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The police?

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What happened?

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Sandy and I went to a place. A place?

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Kind of a restaurant that serves drinks.

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A bar?

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That's it.

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Were you drinking? Yes.

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Was Sandy?

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Yes.

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And driving.

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Carol, we have talked about this. Mom! I
don't believe what I'm hearing, Carol.

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I mean, I thought you had more sense to
get into a car with a guy like that.

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I... I do. Well, it doesn't sound like
that to me.

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Well, Dad, you don't have to get mad. I
mean, we know it was wrong. We've

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learned our lesson.

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Sandy's got a second chance now, and
he's never going to do it again.

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But right... And I'm never going to do
it again either.

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Carol, look.

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Honey.

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Honey, I love you so much.

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The idea of you lying in there...

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I bought the entire cafeteria. We're
talking liverwurst, tuna, egg salad,

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pie. I got some apples and some bananas.

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That's a good thing we're in a hospital,
huh?

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You haven't broken anything, have you?

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Not. Yes.

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Ouch.

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So Sandy's parents will be in around
six? Yeah, I'm going to go back to the

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hospital around seven. Sandy thinks an
hour should be enough time for his dad

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stop yelling.

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Speaking of the parents, Carol, I would
say two hours yelling minimum.

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Better make it eight o 'clock.

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Hi, Mike.

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Hi.

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Uh, listen, Carol, um, that guy Doug
just called from the hospital.

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Uh -huh.

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00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:19,940
Well, he told me that, uh... He said
that... What is it, Mike?

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Carol, Sandy just died.

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Oh, my God.

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00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:33,540
Yeah, he said it was just a few minutes
ago.

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Michael Thiever, that is the sickest
joke that I have ever heard, and I am

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gonna forgive you.

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Carol, I...

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The doctor said that he was just
bleeding inside or something.

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