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Man, how the heck did I let you talk me
into getting up before the pig just to

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get tickets to a stupid concert?

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Because you're broke and I'm paying you
five bucks an hour.

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I hope we get there while there's still
some good tickets left.

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Hey, hey, all right, there's another
five bucks in my pocket.

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And why, you stole a forum.

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So, all these people are here to see
Jonathan Keith.

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Eh, boy, kids today.

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What's wrong with him?

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Nothing, I just said, hey, let's face
it, he's not the whatever.

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The who?

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No, no, not the who. That's that old
group of deadlifes.

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Whatever. Now, they are hot.

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Hey! Hey, what the heck are you doing?

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For breakfast.

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Uh,

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what's your name? Ellie.

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Hey, that's the same name as Jonathan's
wife.

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I know.

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What's your name?

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Jonathan. Wow.

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Yeah, what a coincidence, huh?

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Don't listen to him. His name's not
Jonathan. He's just my taxi driver.

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You talking to me?

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I'm the only taxi driver here.

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You ever see the movie Taxi Driver?

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With Danny DeVito and Louie?

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No, with Robert De Niro as an insane
person.

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See, he starts to, like, talk to himself
and makes no sense whatsoever.

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Kind of like I'm doing right now.

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Uh -huh.

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Hey, look, Jonathan's on.

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that doesn't hear any music?

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He said it.

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Hey, folks, can you believe it? The
concert's sold out.

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I've been camped out here for three
days, man.

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I cannot believe this. I've been saving
my money for months.

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going to do? Hey, look on the bright
side, Benny. Now you can pay your tax.

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brought over that big tip that he
deserves.

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It's all going to me?

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Listen to what you say.

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Man, sold out. The cruelest word I've
ever heard.

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Well, actually, Ben, it's two words.

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Carol, I can think of another two words.

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Ben, sorry, I'm just upset.

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Come on, Ben, there'll be other
concerts.

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Not Jonathan's.

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Well, I wish there was something I could
do, son.

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Well, you could call a scalper, Dad.

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I'm sure the tickets will only be about
200 bucks apiece.

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Like I said, I wish there was something
I could do.

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Well, I was reading in a fan magazine
that Jonathan's dad's a psychiatrist.

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Yeah, well, I don't know every
psychiatrist.

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Dr. Alexander Keith?

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Alex Keith?

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Uh -huh. From Boston?

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Uh -huh. I know him.

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From med school, Maggie, remember?

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Oh, yeah, is he the guy that threw all
those parties?

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This is great!

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Oh.

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Well, what's the matter?

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I'm married to a man old enough to have
a son that's a rock star.

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I think I like it.

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Alex's number is right here.

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When's the last time you spoke to him?
Well, it's the last reunion.

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Honey, that's quite a while ago. Oh,
yeah, but you remember the kind of guy

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is. You can go for years without talking
to him, and the minute you do, it's

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like not a day has passed.

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Hello, Alex.

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Hey, Jason.

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Seaver.

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Medical school, Cornell.

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Right, right.

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No, no.

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Yeah, like, I was wondering, you know,
since you and I spoke at that last

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reunion a couple years ago, and you said
make sure you keep in touch, and...

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Yeah, you said that.

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Well, you know, my son, he thinks that
your son is just the most un... No, I

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have no idea how many people hit you up
for tickets.

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No, you have every right to resent that.

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No, no, no, that's it. I just...

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wanted to touch base.

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Yeah, so I'll see you at the next
reunion.

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Or not.

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Yeah, go ahead.

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How many tickets did you get? Maggie.

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Oh, I'm just trying to cheer you up with
a little joke.

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Ben would have been so happy.

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Now I gotta go call a scalper and spend
400 bucks.

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I've got an idea.

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I love it.

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why I didn't think of this before.

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What is it? I'm going to call the
entertainment editor at the station.

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Yes, this is Maggie Malone for Steve
Juergens.

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He's always bragging about his music
contacts.

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Yeah, well, it's worth a shot.

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Hello, Steve.

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This is Maggie.

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I've got a question.

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See, my son Ben is a big fan of Jonathan
Keith, and he would just kill for

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tickets if... Uh -huh.

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Don't feel bad, sweetheart. I've failed,
too.

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That would be wonderful.

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And how about if you and I take Ben
tonight?

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Sure. Oh, Steve, I can't thank you
enough.

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Oh, no, no. Three tickets is plenty.

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Oh, don't be silly. You don't have to
send a limo.

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Yes. And, and this afternoon we can go
down to the arena and watch them do the

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sound check for tonight's concert.

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I get to watch Jonathan set up for the
show?

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Uh -huh.

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Oh, you conned your old pal into giving
you the tickets. All right, Dad.

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I knew I got my gift from someplace.

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Thank you, Dad.

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Thank you, thank you. Benny, Benny,
look, I think it's about time you learn

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difference between gratitude and
groveling, all right?

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Yeah, easy, Ben. That look on your face
is thanks enough for me.

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Did I forget to mention that your mom
actually got the tickets and arranged

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everything? Because I meant to mention
that. I just...

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I might have mentioned it to... Well,

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Chrissy's napping and her food is in the
refrigerator and the number to the call

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is... Whoa, whoa, whoa. Why are you
telling me?

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Because you're going to babysit this
afternoon.

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Oh, Mom, I would, but I told Debbie that
we'd go to a movie.

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Oh, honey, your father and I are really
stuck. What if I offered you $10?

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Mom, I do not expect to get paid to
babysit. It's my family duty.

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But, you know, I just can't break a
commitment to Debbie. $20?

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Who's Debbie?

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Honey, Mike has graciously agreed to
babysit today.

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Yeah? How much?

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Mother, I do not expect to be paid to
babysit. It's a family duty.

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Jason? Twenty bucks.

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Okay, Carol, you can go to the movies
with Debbie.

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But, Mom, I really need the money, and
you promised.

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Mike, that lets you off the hook. Now
you can go to your party.

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What party?

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I mean, what do you mean, Jason? I mean,
I was like, I'll psych to babysit

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tonight.

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Besides, I'm broke.

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Hey, Maggie, this is quite a bargain.
Two babysitters for the price of five.

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Jonathan Stratton's got to be around
here somewhere.

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Jason, would that sound check especially
loud or I'm getting older than I

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thought?

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Your hearing's fine. You're a young
woman.

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That's the door. I bet you that's it.

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Then that door says janitor.

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That's probably just a fool proposal,
but it didn't fool me.

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Well, you know, he may have gone back to
his hotel or something. May not even be

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around here. That's the way Elvis used
to do it.

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Dad, Elvis is dead.

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All right. Jonathan wants some hot
coffee in his dressing room ASAP.

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Where am I going to find hot coffee at 3
o 'clock in the afternoon?

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Okay, I'm on it.

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He's here, Thomas, he's here.

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I gotta go to the bathroom again.

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That's not a bad idea.

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Well, the excitement's too much for you
two.

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What? Just go to the bathroom.

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Thank you, thank you.

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Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't see. No sweat,
Pops.

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Pops.

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Yeah, they say the eyes are the first to
go.

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Oh, God.

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Excuse me, Jonathan.

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Jonathan, could I get your autograph?

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Yeah, no problem, man.

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You know, it's nice to have fans your
age.

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I'm not a fan of yours.

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No, my son is a big fan of yours.

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His name's Ben.

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Can you make it out to Ben, please?

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Oh, boy.

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Dad, you know.

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Yeah, me too.

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Yeah.

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Medical school. Cornell.

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Did he ever tell you the story of the
missing cadaver?

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No.

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No, he didn't. I guess I better not tell
you either then, eh?

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Oh, thanks.

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I'm Jason Seaver. Ah, Jonathan Keith. I
know.

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Oh, boy. My son's going to die, you
know. He's had us out here for the last

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just to try to get a glimpse of you.

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His kidneys pick now to pull him away.

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Yo, Jonathan, coffee will be here in
about ten minutes.

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All right, thanks, pal.

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Well, it's been a pleasure. You got to
run. Oh, hey, hey, whoa, whoa.

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Hey,

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Jonathan, pardon me. I know you got a
million things to do. It's concert day

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everything, but he'll be down here in
about any second, I swear. So if you

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just... If you'd wait just a teensy
-teensy minute, you'll say hello. All

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all right. I'll tell you what, man. If
he's back within ten minutes, just bring

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him by my dressing room. He'll be more
than happy to say hello. Oh, that would

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be so terrific.

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Yeah, um, mine's the one marked janitor.

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Helps keep the bozos away.

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Didn't fool me.

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So, uh, I'll see you around. Hey, I'll
see you. All right.

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All right.

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All right.

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Oh, nice guy.

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Hey, boy.

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Tony, where you been, man?

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but is it not
your job to protect me? Oh, I was

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a donut.

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You're out stuffing your fat face, man.
Some bozo hits on me to meet a stupid

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kid. I'm sorry.

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Oh, oh, you're sorry.

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Well, sorry's not good enough.

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Now, I will meet this guy's brat. Why?

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Because I'm a nice guy.

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So go grab this paint -in -the -butt
photographer and let's get some PR

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out of this, please.

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And make sure the future bozos stay out
of my bank!

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Hey, it's all right. I belong here. I'm
the original bozo.

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Maggie. Where's Ben?

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Still in the bathroom. Oh, they say
women take forever.

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Hey, I just met Jonathan Keith, and I...
Oh, and he signed it.

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Yeah, well, I was just standing here,
and I came over, we started talking, and

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before I knew it, he said Ben could meet
him in the dressing room. Are you

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kidding? Yeah, but look, I gotta tell
you... Ben, Ben, your father has

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news. He's arranged it so you can go
back to Jonathan's dressing room and

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him. Whoa!

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Yeah, Ben, wait a minute. Just before
you do... Ben.

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Nice to see you.

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Make me believe it.

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Okay, so where was I?

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Oh, yeah. My name's, um, um... Ben
Thiever. Yeah.

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And, uh, Jonathan, this is my wife
Maggie. She's also met your dad. Very,

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nice to meet you. My pleasure.

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And this is my road manager, Tony.

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He takes care of me sometimes.

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I've heard.

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Uh, Jonathan, hey, how about one with
your arm around it?

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All right.

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Make me believe it.

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I bet Ben is your biggest fan. He knows
everything about you.

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Oh, well, I hope not.

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Well,

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I know you're 24.

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You're from Boston.

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I know that your song, My Only One, was
written for your wife, Ellie.

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Well, she is my only one.

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She did Home with the Baby.

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Oh.

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I know all the words. Don't be down.

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Don't be down. Uh -huh, uh -huh. Don't
be down. Uh -huh, uh -huh.

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you're interested in what he's saying.

250
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So how'd you end up crashing backstage?

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All right, make me believe it.

252
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My mom called the Skyder TV station.

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See, I'm kind of a celebrity myself.

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I'm a reporter for Channel 19.

255
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:22,940
Oh, yeah, very cool.

256
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,620
I think you know our editor, Steve
Jerkins?

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Yeah, yeah.

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You gotta press these.

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I got what I need.

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It's been nice meeting you. Is it true
you've got a dog named Grammy?

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Yeah, I'm gonna have to let people know.
Is that your favorite guitar?

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00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:44,900
Okay, uh, Tony, would you make sure our
guests receive front row tickets for

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tonight's show?

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Front row?

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Hey, I got connections.

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Thanks, Jonathan.

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Thank you. All right, bye -bye. You
folks enjoy the show.

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Bye.

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Bye -bye.

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Jonathan, coffee's here.

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Juan Valdez would approve.

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He likes me. He really likes me. What a
great guy.

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Hey, he sure seems like a great guy.

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Man, I can't wait to show my album to
Vito and Stinky and the Vox Brothers.

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00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,760
Oh, no, I forgot my album. Be right
back.

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Jason, after a while, didn't you get the
sense that Jonathan was... I don't

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know. Full of bull?

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So was his father.

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Sorry, Jonathan, I forgot my... Dammit,
I'm busy.

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That's not Ellie.

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Would you get the hell out of here,
you... snot -nosed brat.

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Get out!

283
00:15:38,330 --> 00:15:41,050
Out! Out! Out! Shut the... Get out!

284
00:15:41,890 --> 00:15:46,130
He called you a bozo? Mm -hmm. But he
doesn't even know you.

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00:15:47,850 --> 00:15:49,610
I mean... I know what you mean.

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Oh, here he comes.

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Pumpkin, are you ready to go?

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00:15:53,650 --> 00:15:55,310
Mm -hmm. Yeah, got your album?

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00:15:55,730 --> 00:15:57,270
Mm -hmm. Yeah, got to see Jonathan?

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00:15:57,570 --> 00:15:58,850
I sure did. Okay.

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needs to be changed.

292
00:16:13,850 --> 00:16:15,710
No, she doesn't. Then you do.

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00:16:16,110 --> 00:16:19,430
All right, all right, she does. All
right, we'll decide who changes Chrissy

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and square.

295
00:16:20,330 --> 00:16:21,590
All right, we'll flip for it.

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Heads, you look.

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Heads. Let's go, Chrissy.

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00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:29,210
Yeah, it's a good thing we're both
babysitting tonight, Carol. You know

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they say, two heads are always better
than one.

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Especially on coins.

301
00:16:36,130 --> 00:16:37,130
Hey, guys.

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00:16:37,350 --> 00:16:38,129
Hi, Mike.

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00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:39,230
Hey, how was that sound check?

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00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,300
but it was exciting.

305
00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:42,580
Yeah, very.

306
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:43,740
Where's the aspirin?

307
00:16:44,640 --> 00:16:45,640
I'm going upstairs.

308
00:16:46,060 --> 00:16:48,060
Yeah, you gonna go up and call your
friends? Tell them?

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00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:49,380
Yeah, that's a good idea.

310
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:50,599
Tell them what?

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Ben got to meet Jonathan Keith.

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Hey, all right, Benny.

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So, is everything you hoped you'd be?

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More.

315
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,680
Why do I lose every single coin flip?

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00:17:15,220 --> 00:17:16,339
This belongs, right?

317
00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:21,980
Come on, Ben. We're going to be late.

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00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:24,960
Carol will be back from the concert by
11, okay?

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Okay.

320
00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:28,060
Hey, is this the right house?

321
00:17:28,820 --> 00:17:30,500
It is for us. Can I help you?

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00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:33,380
Yeah. I'm Boom Boom.

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00:17:35,060 --> 00:17:36,660
You're not here to pick up Carol, are
you?

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00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:38,040
Carol?

325
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,170
No. Oh, good.

326
00:17:41,290 --> 00:17:42,390
I'm here to pick up tickets.

327
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:44,189
What tickets?

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00:17:44,190 --> 00:17:46,050
For the Jonathan Keith concert, front
row.

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00:17:46,570 --> 00:17:49,670
I know it's going to put me into hock,
but hey, who among us hasn't been there

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00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:50,670
before, right?

331
00:17:51,710 --> 00:17:56,490
Hey, listen, um... Oh, boom boom. Boom
boom, yeah, look, I don't know anything

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about this.

333
00:17:57,870 --> 00:18:02,090
Oh, well, I talked to a guy named Mike
on the phone. He said it's a done deal.

334
00:18:02,510 --> 00:18:06,190
He said just go to the back house and be
sure not to disturb his parents.

335
00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:15,860
Yeah, look, Boom Boom, I don't want to
break the news to you, but these tickets

336
00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:16,860
aren't for sale.

337
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:19,660
Oh, well, sorry to disturb you, then.

338
00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:21,760
Are you Carol?

339
00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:23,220
No.

340
00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:25,820
No, she's not.

341
00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:27,860
Ben? Yeah?

342
00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:32,680
A guy named Boom Boom just left here,
and he said... Ben?

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00:18:32,980 --> 00:18:34,500
Dad, I don't feel too good.

344
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:35,800
Oh, what's the matter?

345
00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,040
I've got a fever.

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00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:40,980
128.

347
00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:44,620
So I should probably stay in tonight,
huh?

348
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,000
Yes, and you should be basted, too.

349
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:50,220
I knew it was bad.

350
00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:52,160
What's going on, Ben?

351
00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:54,180
I told you, I'm not a well man.

352
00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:56,820
You held this up to the light bulb,
didn't you?

353
00:18:58,880 --> 00:19:01,680
Okay, so maybe I don't have a
temperature, but I'm still sick.

354
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:02,959
Mm -hmm.

355
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:05,040
And what's this about Mike selling your
ticket?

356
00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:08,340
Well, since I wasn't going to the
concert, I figured I could make some

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00:19:08,340 --> 00:19:09,340
money.

358
00:19:09,830 --> 00:19:12,570
You used to have a poster of Jonathan
Keith up there, didn't you?

359
00:19:12,870 --> 00:19:13,870
I took it down.

360
00:19:13,950 --> 00:19:14,950
Why?

361
00:19:15,150 --> 00:19:16,490
It was making me sick.

362
00:19:16,970 --> 00:19:18,050
The ink or something.

363
00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:21,950
Something happened today when you went
backstage to get your album, didn't it?

364
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:23,770
Hmm?

365
00:19:25,110 --> 00:19:26,110
Hey.

366
00:19:27,590 --> 00:19:28,590
It's me, remember?

367
00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:31,770
Dad, Jonathan is a real jerk.

368
00:19:31,990 --> 00:19:35,470
I saw him kissing this lady who wasn't
his wife, and he called me a snot -nosed

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00:19:35,470 --> 00:19:36,470
little brat.

370
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,230
I'm sorry, Ben.

371
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:43,800
Hey, I had a feeling that maybe Jonathan
wasn't exactly what you thought when

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00:19:43,800 --> 00:19:47,900
you... He's just a big phony. I hate
him. I wish I hadn't seen him today.

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00:19:48,140 --> 00:19:50,640
I don't ever want to see him or his
stupid music again.

374
00:19:50,860 --> 00:19:52,900
I'm going to get rid of his records
right now.

375
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:55,080
Hey, hey, hey.

376
00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:56,899
Oh, no.

377
00:19:56,900 --> 00:20:00,640
What? What if all the guys whose records
that I like are jerks like Jonathan?

378
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:04,500
What if all the famous people are scum
bucket?

379
00:20:05,140 --> 00:20:07,700
Hey, come on. Hey, come again. Wait a
second. Hey, Ben.

380
00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:09,660
Now, just a second.

381
00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:13,780
Now, I don't know every famous person,
but I'll tell you one thing. I imagine

382
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,020
they're just like everybody else.

383
00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,380
I mean, some are going to be nice and
some aren't so nice. You can't hate

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00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:19,900
everybody just because of one person.

385
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:22,340
Alan, I thought Jonathan liked me.

386
00:20:22,700 --> 00:20:23,960
I thought I liked him.

387
00:20:24,580 --> 00:20:27,700
Well, but you didn't even know him, Ben.
Come on, all you know about him are

388
00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:31,460
what you hear on his records and what he
says on TV, what you read about him.

389
00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:32,700
So?

390
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,860
So, well, the image isn't always what
the person is really like.

391
00:20:36,689 --> 00:20:39,930
Now, take your mom, for instance. People
watch her on TV. They think she's this

392
00:20:39,930 --> 00:20:43,510
cool, rational, all -business -type
newswoman.

393
00:20:43,830 --> 00:20:45,770
You and I know that's not the truth.

394
00:20:47,430 --> 00:20:48,530
That's not the whole truth.

395
00:20:49,870 --> 00:20:54,350
Man, how can Jonathan act like that? I
mean, doesn't he know what a slime he

396
00:20:54,510 --> 00:20:55,510
Maybe not.

397
00:20:55,970 --> 00:20:58,570
Maybe not. Maybe you know him better
than he knows himself.

398
00:20:59,190 --> 00:21:00,790
That doesn't make me feel any better.

399
00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:05,220
Hey, remember when you first heard that
Kermit wasn't a real frog?

400
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:06,440
Whoa.

401
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,180
Don't remind me.

402
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:13,300
Yeah, well, it took you months before
you could even watch Sesame Street

403
00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,040
But you did.

404
00:21:15,260 --> 00:21:16,920
I couldn't help it. It's a good show.

405
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:22,020
Okay, so just because you found out the
truth about Jonathan Keith doesn't mean

406
00:21:22,020 --> 00:21:23,020
you can't enjoy his music.

407
00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:26,600
Come on. What's that song that you like
so much?

408
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,020
Don't be that one.

409
00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:29,880
Don't be that one.

410
00:21:32,150 --> 00:21:34,410
A man sure does write a good song. Yeah.

411
00:21:37,090 --> 00:21:39,970
So, come on, why don't you and I just go
to that concert and see if we can have

412
00:21:39,970 --> 00:21:40,970
some fun?

413
00:21:41,250 --> 00:21:42,250
I don't know.

414
00:21:42,270 --> 00:21:45,730
All right, if you don't want to see
Jonathan Keith, Gary Puckett's in town

415
00:21:45,770 --> 00:21:47,730
I happen to know. He's a real nice guy.

416
00:21:48,170 --> 00:21:50,030
Dad, I don't like Gary Puckett's music.

417
00:21:50,870 --> 00:21:53,370
Oh, so you go to a rock concert for the
music?

418
00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,840
Hey, Benny, Benny, I got some great
news. I got this guy who's coming over

419
00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:00,280
willing to pay big bucks for those
tickets.

420
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:02,660
His name wouldn't be Boom Boom, would
it?

421
00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:04,920
Yeah, you know.

422
00:22:05,220 --> 00:22:06,520
We went to med school again.

423
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:13,220
Yeah, yeah, well, anyway, Benny, listen.
This guy is willing to... I don't want

424
00:22:13,220 --> 00:22:13,959
to sell him.

425
00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,320
We're going to the concert, right, Dad?

426
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:16,520
Right.

427
00:22:16,620 --> 00:22:19,600
You are willing to give up 300 bucks a
ticket?

428
00:22:20,260 --> 00:22:22,020
We don't care about the money, do we,
Dad?

429
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:23,920
No.

430
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:43,840
concert me too what'd you say pumpkin me
too you know kids after a while i got

431
00:22:43,840 --> 00:22:48,320
used to the noise i did too who says
we're all fogies what