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Mike, I really had fun today. Well, I
must say, today has gone pretty much the

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same for me, too.

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So far.

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Knock on wood.

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All right. Do you like card tricks?

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They're my favorite. All right. Pick a
card, any card.

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Okay. All right. Now, think of that
card.

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The whole card?

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Yep, the whole thing.

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Okay. Now, was your card the ace of
spades?

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No.

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What's that say?

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It says...

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Now, wow, you read my mind.

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And I can read your thoughts, too.

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Shame on you.

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Shame, shame on you.

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Julie! Don't mind me.

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Mike, who is this woman? And what's she
doing with your shorts?

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Oh, she's an employee.

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That'll be all, my good woman.

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Like a word.

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Later. You know, you pay someone a
salary, they think they own you.

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Mike, you know you're not allowed to
have girls in your room.

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What are you, babe?

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Dinner's on as soon as your mother gets
home.

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Mother? Um, listen, Tony, where were we?

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Mike, I'm very sorry, but I've got to
leave.

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No, no, no, Tony, come on, don't listen
to Julie. I mean, she just told me that

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my parents hired to take care of my
stupid little sister.

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No, see ya.

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I just don't date guys who aren't
allowed to have girls in their rooms.

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I have a reputation.

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Come on, you can't do this. I mean, just
come walking into my room, turn off the

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lights, start talking suggestive, and
then just leave?

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Mike, I'm dumb, but I'm not stupid.

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The best is ready to begin.

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you permission to come barging up into
my place anytime you want, and who the

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heck gave you a key?

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You did, right after you said, Julie,
come up to my place anytime you want.

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Look, I hereby withdraw that permission,
and you give me back my key. You have

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no right to come barging into my, my,
uh... Into your what?

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Into my what what?

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You're the one talking.

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Well, look, I would appreciate it in the
future if you would just keep your,

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your, your, um... Keep my what? Keep
your what what?

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Uh, look, please, maybe I could finish
if you'd just stop interrupting me. I

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haven't said a word. Look, Mike, I'm
just trying to do my job.

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Well, uh, speaking of your job, Julie,
what time do you get out of here?

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Uh, pretty soon. Why?

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Well, I bet I could make that right now.
See, I got a little bit of pull with

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your, uh, mom.

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My mom?

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Hey, gang.

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Hey, Maggie.

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Dinner's on the stove. Oh, great. Were
you able to arrange that thing that I...

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Oh, Mike, could you go tell everybody
the dinner's ready? Yeah, sure.

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Anybody go anyplace?

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So you can make the trip with us? Yeah,
it's fine. Oh, great. I can't wait to

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tell the family. All at once is a
surprise.

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Now, I'm not ruining any weekend plans
you had, am I? Well, I had a date, but

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was no big deal to change it.

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Julie? Maggie, believe me, things
weren't going anywhere with this guy.

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He already failed my little Willie test.

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Pardon me?

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Oh, well, Willie's my little baby
brother. See, I bring guys to my

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house to meet Willie.

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If they start getting real uncomfortable
and say, hey, hey, hey, you're messing

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with my suit, then I know he's a waste
of my time. But if he starts playing

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around with them and stuff like that,
then I know I think I've got a, you

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a... A keeper.

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Exactly. Pretty nuts, huh?

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No, it's pretty smart. In fact, could
you mention that to Carol and not make

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sound like I said, could you mention
that to Carol?

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Sure. No, Chrissy's upstairs sleeping.
I'm going to go home and pack. I'll be

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back in an hour. Great. See you then.
Okay.

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Yeah, Julie, leave. Uh -huh. Now,
where'd she go?

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Well, as a matter of fact... Oh, hi,
everybody.

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Sit down. I have wonderful news. Yeah,
Mike already told us. Dinner's on.

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No.

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It's even better than that.

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You know how we've been talking about
doing a getaway family weekend?

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Well, how does leaving tonight for two
days in Martha's Vineyard sound?

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You know how much those beach houses
cost to rent?

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stuck watching Chris while you guys have
a great time.

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Drop me a card.

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First of all, Jason, my boss is letting
us use his beach house free of charge.

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Free? Well, well, well.

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Hey, this sounds like fun, eh, kids?

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Carol, Julie just told me that she can
come with us and help out with Chrissy.

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Oh, then great, I'm in.

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And Mike, well, if you're not interested
in a family weekend... Hey, Mom, Mom, I

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live for family fun. Count me in.

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So the fact that Julie's going has
nothing to do with your decision to go.

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going? Yeah.

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She just fell asleep.

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Jason, if we leave now, I think she'll
sleep the whole way.

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Let me see if Maggie's ready.

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Okay. Well, Dad, listen, I'm ready now.
We've got to take two cars anyway, so

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why don't I just take Chris?

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Okay. Yeah, sure. Here's the address.

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And why don't you take this map just in
case? Me get lost?

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Dad, Dad, Dad.

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Mike, cut out the macho stuff. Will you
just take the map, please?

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Well, no, I thought that maybe I should
leave it for you.

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Me? Get lost?

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Mike, Mike, Mike.

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Okay, kids.

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Ben and Carol's still packing.

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Okay. Mike and Julie are going to hit
the road now so Christy can get some

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sleep. But I wanted the baby with us.

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Maggie, let sleeping babies lie.

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Enough said.

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Jason, why is a four -hour ride taking
so long? Five hours. It did not take

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hours. Excuse me, four hours and 58
minutes.

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You promised if you couldn't find the
cutoff, you'd look at the map.

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Well, I didn't. I didn't bring the map.

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He's kidding, isn't he, Mom?

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Carol, do I seem to be in a jocular mood
to you?

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Of all the silly, macho things to do.
Maggie, we're going to be just fine. I

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have a feeling we'll be there. We'll be
there before we know it.

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Then we could have left you at Stinky's
for the weekend.

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All of this could have been avoided if
you just brought the stupid map. Maggie,

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it wouldn't have made any difference to
bring the map. I mean, obviously,

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they've moved the sign for the cutoff.
The one that reads... To the ferry boat

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landing. See? Even Ben remembers.

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Of course I remember. We just passed it.

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What?

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Is this where you buy the ferry tickets
to Martha's Vineyard?

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I just said, yes, it is.

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Can we get on the boat now? Good, son.

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Don't say why you'd want to.

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Doesn't pull out till morning.

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What? There's no other way to get on the
island?

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Or off the island, for that matter.

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Unless you got fins and a blowhole.

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Local joke.

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The guy got a teenage son and he's
trapped on that island with a 19 -year

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blonde. What will become of him?

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A living room, bedroom, and indoor
plumbing with a flusher.

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I'll get Christy settled upstairs.

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Right.

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I'm sorry, but you look so familiar.

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Maybe you met my twin brother, Chester.

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Runs the ferry from the mainland.

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I got the looks and the personality.

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He got the ferry.

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Right. Well, my family's going to be
coming up with the next ferry, so when's

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that get here? Tomorrow.

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Pardon me? There's no way on or off this
island till morning.

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Unless you've got fins and a blowhole.

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Local joke.

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So we're stuck here all night, alone?

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Little lady, you and your hubby. He is
not my husband.

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Well, it makes no difference to me.

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I'm a liberal thinker.

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Not a prude like my brother.

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Good night.

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Looks like it's just you and me tonight.

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You, me, and Chrissy.

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Oh, right, you, me, and Chrissy.

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What will they think of next? These
sleeping bags zipped together.

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Mike, I've got to tell you something.

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Yes? Oh, this isn't easy.

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Oh, come on, Julie, you can tell me. You
can tell me anything.

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Don't hit on me tonight.

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Almost anything.

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Well, I didn't... I mean, that's the way
that it sounded, but it's just that

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I... Julie, Julie, hey, it's fine. No,
no, no, that's fine.

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In fact, I am very relieved. I mean, I
was thinking, how am I going to fight

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this poor girl off who so obviously
wants all of me?

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Uh -uh, no touching.

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Hello? Mike, it's me.

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Hey, what the heck happened to you guys?

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Well, we missed the last ferry, so we're
here at the, quote, historic Whale

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Watch Inn.

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I was lucky enough to get the thar she
blows, sweet.

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So, uh, you guys doing okay?

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It's gotta be a while, Carol. The fat
guy from Ohio's still hot in the

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Never better.

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So how about you?

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Yep, things are looking good here.

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Mike, look, just remember that Julie's
there to look after Chris, okay?

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And I do not, I repeat, I do not want
you to think of her as a pretty girl.

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You gotta think of Julie as, uh, as your
mother.

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Dad, that's sick.

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Come on, I'm dying out here.

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Uh, Ben, will you tell your mother I got
Mike on the phone?

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I can. I don't want to waste my shot if
the fat guy gives up the can.

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I'll get her.

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Mike, hold on, will you?

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You sly dog.

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Hey, what are you talking about?

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Oh, come on, you bribed that ferry boat
guy to cancel the last boat so you could

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put some moves on Julie, didn't ya?

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Well, uh, it is a bit chilly now, but I
am expecting a warm front soon.

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Here comes Mom.

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Sleep well.

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Hi, Mike. How's my baby?

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Please, Mom, I'm fine.

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I met Chrissy.

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Oh, oh, uh, she's fine, too.

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Ah!

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Mom, when have I ever not been a
gentleman?

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That's funny.

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Look, I just want you to think of Julie
as, well... You?

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Mike, that's sick.

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But you get the idea.

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Okay, let me talk to Julie. Okay.

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Julie, my mom.

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Hi. Hi, Julie. Is my baby okay?

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Well, now that we got the ground rules
down, I think you'll be just fine.

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Really? I'm just kidding.

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Chrissy's great.

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Great. Well, thank you, Julie.

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Bye -bye. Bye -bye.

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Honey, you look worried.

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Well, it's just that it's my baby's
first night alone.

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With a girl, I know.

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That, too.

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Notice anything different?

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You're wearing that silly smoking
jacket.

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Very observant. It's not mine, though. I
didn't think so.

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All right, Julie, pick a card, any card,
and I will read your mind.

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Okay, was your card the ace of spades?

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That's not it.

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Okay, but the answer to my question
is... It's another card.

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So the one -word answer is... Forget it,
I hate card tricks.

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You know, Julie, I really respect a
woman who's into the book thing.

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You know, I mean, I'm not the type of
man who thinks of every woman as a mere

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plaything. Just every other woman.

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Julie, I'm surprised at you. You know, I
mean, you act like I'm trying to put a

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move on you or something.

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Mike, just be honest.

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Honest? Yeah, I like honest.

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You like honest? Very much. All right.

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I'll give you honest. I'll give you
honest up the wazoo.

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I mean, I think you're cute.

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That's sweet, Mike. I think you're kind
of cute, too.

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Really? Yeah.

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Well, I also think, as long as this
honesty deal is cooking, that we could

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possibly make a cute couple.

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Mike, it takes more to get me interested
in a guy than just being really cute.

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Oh, now it's really cute. You know, a
minute ago, you just said it was kind of

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cute. Now, it sounds to me like you're
not being totally honest. I can't

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continue in this conversation.

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Okay, Mike, I do think you're
attractive.

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I believe you said really attractive.

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But if people just went for people they
found really attractive, where would we

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be?

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Exactly. I'm holding out for an ugly
woman.

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You're a pretty funny kid.

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A kid?

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That's funny.

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You really meant that, didn't you?

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Well, yeah.

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So I have absolutely no shot here
whatsoever?

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Oh, fine.

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Fine, fine, fine. I mean, I was crazy to
think that you'd think that I was...

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You'd probably think of me the same as
you do Ben, right?

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Yeah. Yeah, well, fine. And I wore a
stupid smoking jacket and everything.

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Mike, I didn't mean to insult you.

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Maybe it's better if we just don't talk.

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So just to be totally clear, you have
absolutely no attraction here

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I didn't say that.

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So you admit there is some kind of
attraction.

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Were you always like this as a child?

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Eh, pretty much.

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Maybe a little shorter.

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What about you?

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I mean, were you like this when you were
a child?

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Oh, no.

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When I was a little girl, I was very
uptight.

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You've come a long way.

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Actually, I have. I'll tell you
something. I was so shy that I didn't

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first date until I was 16.

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That's not so weird. I mean, I didn't
have my first date until I was...

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Well, it's hard to get to know any boys.
We moved around a lot. See, my dad was

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in the Marines, and gosh, I've lived
just about every place in the world

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people don't even speak English.

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Well, maybe I did get asked out before I
was 16, but I really never knew what

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they were saying.

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So I decided to sign up at Al Flanagan
Junior College and see what happened.

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But you're serious about wanting to give
acting a try?

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Yeah, I think so. I mean, it's the only
part of high school that I was really

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good at.

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But the thought of actually doing it
scares me to death.

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That's something I never told anybody.

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Isn't this kind of neat? Just talking
like friends and not like, you know...

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Yeah.

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Yeah, it is.

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Who knew?

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So, uh, we were talking about the guys
you were dating.

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When were we doing that?

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Hey, look, if you're uncomfortable with
the subject of who you're dating, then

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we can change the subject.

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Fine. So who's dating you?

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Okay, I've been dating this guy.

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Yeah, are you guys kind of serious?

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No. No? He's probably not into this
talking thing like I am.

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Well, what about you? Was that girl in
your apartment your girlfriend?

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Tony? I don't know.

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Why? Is there something wrong with her?
No, there's nothing wrong with her. It's

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just that... I don't know. If I'm gonna
have a girlfriend, she's gotta have...

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more.

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Tony looked like she had plenty to make.

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No, I don't mean more like that. I mean,
uh...

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Mike, I like you when you don't know
what to say next.

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Well, gosh, I don't know what to say
next.

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You know, Mike, I guess I'm looking for
more, too.

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Yeah? What?

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Well, it's hard to put into words, but I
think I'll know them when I find them.

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Yeah, I know what you mean.

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I've dated a lot of girls like Tony
before, but I don't know. Lately, it's

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getting tough. I mean...

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It's like last week. I went out with
this incredibly hot babe at this drive

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and I fell asleep.

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Please, don't ever tell anybody I told
you that.

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Julie.

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Oh, and a shower.

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All right, I'm coming, Chrissy.

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I'm coming.

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Hey, look, if you stop crying, I'll give
you my car.

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Yeah, how you doing, Chrissy, huh?

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Hey, I think you're going to like my
car. It's a five -speed. Can I drive a

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stick? Good. All right.

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Hey, you want your rattle? Here you go.

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Here you go.

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Hey, come on.

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Hey, hey, we're the monkeys.

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We'll keep the monkey around.

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I will keep on singing because you're
smiling now. Hey, hey, we're babies.

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Uh,

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00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:47,620
hi. Uh, how long you been, uh... You
were listening when I was telling your

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about my little willy test yesterday,
weren't you?

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00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,240
Huh?

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00:19:51,780 --> 00:19:53,420
No, you couldn't have been.

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00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,580
Look, Julie, why are you looking at me
like that?

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Because you're not who I thought you
were.

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00:20:02,580 --> 00:20:03,580
Well, who am I?

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00:20:06,220 --> 00:20:07,220
You're more.

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00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:11,420
Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. You're going
to make me start thinking I got a shot

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00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:13,180
again, and then you're going to tell me
no, right?

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No.

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Then a no -no or a no -yes?

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Yes.

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Yes, yes?

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Shut up, Mike.

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This can't happen. I work for your
parents.

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You don't work on the weekends, do you?

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00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:55,760
Yeah, but I'm older than you. And when
you were one, I was twice as old as you.

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00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:58,920
Yeah, but when you were ten and I was
nine, then you were only ten percent

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than me. And now that you're nineteen
and I'm eighteen, that makes you only

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00:21:01,780 --> 00:21:03,200
Well, look, the point is I'm gaining on
you.

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Just wait. I could maybe even pass you.

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00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:11,460
Don't pass me, Mike.

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00:21:13,100 --> 00:21:14,100
Maybe just catch up?

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Chrissy needs changing.

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Yeah.

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00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:26,700
Hey, Julie?

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Uh -huh?

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It was nice spending the night with you.

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00:21:34,180 --> 00:21:35,860
Michael, see if you really are new.

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I'm neat.

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00:21:48,470 --> 00:21:49,610
Hey, Mama.

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00:21:50,130 --> 00:21:52,350
Daddy -o, how's it going? Hi, Mike.

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00:21:52,550 --> 00:21:54,970
Where's Christy? She's up in the room
with Julie.

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00:21:56,070 --> 00:21:57,070
Hey, Dad.

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00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:58,550
So, Mike, you sleep well?

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00:21:58,830 --> 00:21:59,830
No, hardly at all.

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00:22:00,990 --> 00:22:02,550
I mean, look, Dad.

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00:22:03,970 --> 00:22:08,350
Nothing you were worried about happened,
so you don't have to worry about it,

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00:22:08,390 --> 00:22:09,770
right? Ben, I can't carry...

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00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:18,480
What's your angle?

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00:22:20,460 --> 00:22:21,460
No angle.

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00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:32,480
Maggie, Mike says nothing happened
between him and Julie, and I'm very

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00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,400
Why?

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Because I believe him.

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I don't see them together. They don't
have much in common. Well, I can see the

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attraction in Freudian terms. You know,
men are often attracted to women who

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remind them of their mothers.

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00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,240
Oh, you think Julie reminds them of me?

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00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:50,560
Yeah, sure.

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She's blonde, she's smart, she's cute.

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00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:55,260
Not much of a sense of hue.

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00:22:56,300 --> 00:22:57,300
Mike,

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00:23:04,820 --> 00:23:06,240
you filled me with this great card
trick.

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00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:07,920
Let me show you mine.

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00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:10,520
Okay.

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00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:15,360
Pick a card. Any card. Pick a card.
There you go. Okay.

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00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:22,660
Now, I am going to read your mind. Is
that card the Ace of

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Spades?

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00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:25,960
Yes, it is.

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00:23:27,660 --> 00:23:29,080
Yes, yes.

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00:23:33,260 --> 00:23:34,260
Impressive or what?

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00:23:36,330 --> 00:23:37,330
Can you do it again?

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00:23:37,690 --> 00:23:39,870
Um, what's that say?

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00:23:40,870 --> 00:23:41,870
No.

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00:23:42,010 --> 00:23:43,010
Pretty slick, huh?