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This baby care schedule really stinks.

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You gonna eat your cereal? No.

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It doesn't bother you?

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Not if I don't use your spoon.

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Morning, house dwellers.

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And cage dwellers.

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Hey, listen, did that mom leave for work
yet? What do you care?

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Well, you know, it's just being her
first day back at work and away from the

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baby. I predict one of those sappy, tear
-filled things that I feel.

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Mom, Dad, good morning. Bye.

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Sure, you're going to feel rotten at
first. You're going to feel like you're

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abandoning your baby.

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Yes, you're going to feel... I'm a
terrible mother!

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Oh, Jesus. Oh, I'm sorry I've gone too
far.

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I'm sorry.

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I'll be okay. Just give me a minute.

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And we've been planning our schedule for
days. It's going to go like clockwork.

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Look at this. I've got a big board made
up and everything.

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Huh?

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All right. Attention, please. What's
going to happen when I'm with patients

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the afternoon? Show of hands.

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school at 2 .30, I then come straight
home and attend to my only sister's

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need. Yes!

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And when Carol can't get right home,
Mike Thiever.

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My dog ate my homework, sir.

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Hi.

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All right, I get stuck with Chris.

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I mean, uh, I'll take care of Chris.

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Mom, listen, you can count on me to do
whatever it takes. Make sure that that

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little tyke is healthy, happy, and
gurgling spit.

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And on those days when Mike can't make
it, For reasons that are hopefully

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-related or legal?

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Spin people.

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I'll do it. I just hope when it's my
turn to change Chris's diapers, there's

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a bullet in the chamber.

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Thank you, Ben, for that heartfelt
sentiment.

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Maggie, you see, we're all in this
together. Things are going to work out

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sweetheart. Oh, you're right. Besides,
you'll be here the whole time, too, and

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the baby should sleep most of the day
anyway.

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Oh, thanks, honey. Thanks, kids.

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See you later, Mom. Bye -bye.

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back before she knows I'm gone she knows

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I'd like to see you.

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And I was worried no one would miss me.

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Oh, sure we missed you, Mary.

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It's Maggie.

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I gave up spending time with my baby for
this.

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I love you guys.

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I miss you.

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I've forgotten how happy I am. could be
around here. The pressures, the

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deadlines, the office politics.

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Hey, Maggie, if I had known things would
go this smoothly with the baby, I would

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have kicked you out years ago.

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That's so sweet.

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Right now, Carol's on her way home, and
my three o 'clock hyperkinetic won't be

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here for another half hour, so you just
relax. Enjoy being back.

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Oh, sweetheart, did I ever tell you that
you're terrific?

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Not in so many words, but I love you.

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I wasn't talking to you.

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Then who do you think's so terrific?

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You, Jason, don't be silly.

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Bye.

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I'm glad I called.

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All right, Mr.

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Bombazi, hyperkinetic. Two tenths.

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Goes too fast. Way too fast.

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Daddy's coming, Chrissy. Daddy's coming.

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Of course, my hyperkinetics early.

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Oh, easy, baby, easy.

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Easy, easy, easy.

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Carol, look, I really need to find
Debbie.

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No, Debbie, I need to find Carol, yes.

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No, she's supposed to be home a half an
hour ago.

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Carol Seaver.

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Yes, I'm trying to find her.

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I did say that in the first place.

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Mike, Mike, Mike.

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Yeah, yeah, not fair. Come on. Mike,
look, I need you to take Chris.

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Dad, look, look.

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Dad, I know about babes, not babies.
I've got a patient in my office.

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Look there, you see?

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She likes you.

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Women.

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What if she starts crying?

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Sing to her. And if that doesn't work?
Peter. And what if she still keeps

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crying? Burp her. Hey, I don't know
nothing about burping no babies.

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Frankly, Mike, I don't give a damn.

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Come on, I haven't got time to stand
here and argue with you.

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Carol's not here, you're next in
succession, and I gotta be with this

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Great.

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Hey, Mike.

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Yeah?

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Hey, Ben, where the heck have you been?

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Huh? You know, Dad had really ticked
off. Carol ducked out of Chris' duty.

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Duty?

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Yeah, and you're supposed to be filling
in. I've been covering for you.

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You're supposed to take over when
Carol's not here. It's on the big board.

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Oh, come on, Ben. You know no one can
read the big board but Dad. Your turn.

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There you go. You don't need to thank
me, Benny. After all, what are brothers

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for? Oh, and you might want to check to
see if she needs to, uh, you know...

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Hey,

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Sink, what are you doing here?

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I don't know. My sweet parents are more
of the stupid people, Chris.

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Aren't you wise to get stuff delivered?

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It's really weird.

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Sting, wait up. Would you hurry? Come
on, sit, relax.

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Want to hold my sister, Chris?

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Why not?

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Maggie, I need you to cover a breaking
story.

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Uh, now?

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Yes, now. That's why it's called a
breaking story.

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Uh, I'm sorry, Mr. Sidlovich, I can't.
I've got to get home to my baby.

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Oh, is he sick?

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She? No, it's my turn on the big board
to relieve Jason.

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The big boy?

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Yes, Mrs. Sidlovich, I'm sorry, but I
can't. See, no more.

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I'd like to have had a reporter in this
hostage situation, but I understand.

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I mean, when it's your turn on the old
big board, it's your turn.

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Ralph, how'd you like to be a reporter?

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Well, it has always been my dream. Good.
Can I bring my gun? Okay, I'll do it.

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Okay, I won't bring my gun.

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Yes, look, will you excuse me for a
minute? You just go ahead.

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He hates me, by the way. Hi,

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Dr. Stever.

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This is a gift from my mom and dad.

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still talking to me.

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Jason? I'm thinking.

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Was it that bad?

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Well, I had to cancel all of my
appointments for the rest of the day.

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I got six loaded chambers.

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And to top it all off, I found Stinky
Sullivan breastfeeding our baby.

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Trust me, you...

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I thought the kids were going to help.

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Yeah, so did I.

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Look at this. Every name in its own
color.

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Every hour a corresponding color. No
clashes.

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It's a beautiful board. Yeah, yeah,
yeah.

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But where are the kids?

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Well, I think they're upstairs at Mike's
place.

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Waiting for you to come home. They're
hiding. They figure with you here as a

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witness, maybe I won't kill them.

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Little do they know the thought of
prison doesn't bother me.

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Mom, I know I should have phoned and
said I was going to be late, but I knew

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my...

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Aren't you going to tell us to shut up?

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Aren't you going to at least blame
somebody?

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Come on, aren't you going to yell?

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I'm going to my room. This is too
spooky.

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We get the picture.

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They're grounded and I get no cable this
month.

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Fine. No cable for two months.

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And I'm going to leave right this minute
before it's three.

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Talked about a couple of hotheads.

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Jason, what do we do?

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Well, I think it's time we talked about
a concept that we've never really given

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a fair chance.

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Oh, Jason, we can't leave the kids and
run off to Jamaica.

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I never thought of that.

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I was kidding.

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Well, I think that we should be hiring
someone to come in here afternoons and

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help out.

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I know we always said we didn't want a
stranger to raise Chris, but I don't

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think a couple hours of lighthouse work
and babysitting in the afternoon is

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exactly raising.

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What do you think? Well... Well, what?

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Jason, maybe I should just stay home.

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Honey, come on. That's fatigue and
emotions talking.

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You know how important your career is?

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I just wanted to make sure you knew it,
too.

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Oh, honey, where do we get somebody to
do this? I mean, it sounds like a tough

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job to fill.

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Yeah, especially at minimum wage.

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Who said anything about minimum wage?

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Me.

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Come on, honey. We're not the first
couple to face this.

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I'll call some friends. I'll look in the
newspaper.

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We'll look for some agencies. We'll set
up interviews. We'll meet these people.

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Great.

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How about Friday?

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Uh, no. Solid Friday. How about
Thursday?

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Can't. Wednesday? No. No way, Wednesday.
Tuesday.

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This is Tuesday.

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So that's up.

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Jason, by the time both of us get the
chance to interview these people, Chris

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will be in college.

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Honey, why don't you just handle it? Oh,
but we both should.

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No, I trust your judgment.

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I mean, after all, you did choose a
great wife.

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Maybe I just got lucky.

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help out with the baby and everything.

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Oh, he didn't mention anything to me on
the phone.

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Oh, he's so sweet. He wanted to surprise
you with me.

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Well, he did.

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So my husband interviewed and hired you
all today, huh? That's right.

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So that happened very quickly.

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I know.

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I'm...

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Surprised. Me too.

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I mean, on the phone he said that he
couldn't make a decision today, but

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we met, he asked me if I could start
this afternoon.

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Really?

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I better run. Now, Christy's asleep in
her room. Oh? And dinner will be ready

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just a few minutes. You cooked dinner?
Uh -huh.

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I'll be back tomorrow at two.

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And tell Jace goodbye for me.

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Jace?

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Oh, that's what he wants me to call him.
I don't really feel very comfortable

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doing it.

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Maggie.

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Mags will be fine.

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Bye.

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Maggie,

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you're home.

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Darn.

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Darn? Yeah, well, I had a little
surprise for you. I met her.

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Oh, hey, great. Isn't she great?

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She's a bundle of energy.

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Every time I came out of the office
today, she was doing something

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So she's a regular miracle worker, huh,
Jason?

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Well, she did part the clothes on Ben's
floor.

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So how was day two at work?

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Don't try to change the subject with me,
Jason Seaver.

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Pardon me?

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No, I come home exhausted from work and
find you've hired someone all on your

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own. Right. What's going on here?

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I'm not sure.

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But we can talk about it over dinner.

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Cornish game hen.

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Where's Julie?

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She just left.

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Oh, nuts.

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What's wrong?

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We were going to exercise together.

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Ben, you hate exercise.

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Not anymore.

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I think that's cute.

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So is Julie.

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Yeah.

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Hi, Carol.

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Hi, Mom.

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Don't spoil your appetite with this
gourmet dinner waiting.

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Oh, Julie already cooked dinner for us.
It was great.

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Carol, you know, someone has cooked a
good meal or two around here before

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Oh, I'm sorry. That was very insensitive
of me.

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Dad, you're a wonderful cook, too.

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How are you going to feel a lot better
after a good meal?

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Come on, honey, now, don't get carried
away. You're just as needed around here

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as you ever were.

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Oh, hi, Mom.

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Oh, hey, look, did you meet that
outrageous fox that Dad hired?

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She even did my laundry for me. Finally,
things are running right around here.

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in its game hand, you should at least
have this.

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Bad day at work?

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Whoa!

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You know, all this exercise is really
paying off. You're going to have your

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figure back in no time.

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Halfway through that sentence, I knew I
was a dead man.

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Look, I know I don't have my pre -baby
figure back.

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Oh, honey, I love you no matter how
big... No, no, no, no.

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ever thought about jogging? I do jog.

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I meant now.

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Maggie, why is it for some reason I get
the sense that you don't like Julie?

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Ooh, look out, Kreskin.

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I just don't understand it. I mean,
she's a sophomore at Columbia

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majoring in child psychology.

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She practically raised five brothers
single -handedly. The agent that sent

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over couldn't say enough nice things
about her. And the moment she picked

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Chrissy up, Chrissy stopped crying.

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And that impressed you?

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Jason, are you telling me that you
didn't notice her looks at all?

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Of course I did.

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Oh, why don't you admit it? You like
beautiful women.

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Guilty.

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Men.

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Maggie, I did not take this decision
lightly.

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I interviewed a ton of people today.

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A ton?

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How many?

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Four.

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Oh, so that makes Julie and, uh...

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Three very large women.

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Maggie, if I were hiring strictly on
looks, I would have taken the second

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I saw.

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Well,

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you've had quite a day.

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I thought we decided last night that I
would handle this, Maggie. I can't help

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it if I got lucky with Julie.

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I thought you'd be pleased that I found
somebody who's so young and pretty.

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Oh, well, clearly I misjudged the way
you'd react to Julie.

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Bingo, Jase!

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Oh, come on, this can't be all about the
way she looks. Is everything all right

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at work? Well, it's about time you
asked. Oh, I did ask Maggie the first

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Okay, you're right.

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Jason, do you have any idea what it's
like going back to work, going back to

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work three months behind where I started
from, which was 15 years behind to

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begin with?

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And did you realize that the word baby
pops up in a conversation every 3 .2

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minutes? The cameraman was putting his
camera on his tripod and he said, this

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baby's sure heavy.

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And I started to cry.

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And then I come home and I'm told that I
don't need to do anything. I'm told

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that things haven't ever run better.

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And then I find that the kitchen table
is 11 and 5 inches farther away from the

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refrigerator.

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Fred, you know you'd be so insecure. I
am not insecure.

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I am as 40 years old, 10 pounds
overweight and incredibly tired.

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But I am not insecure.

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Sweetheart, come here. I'm going to do
anything I possibly can to make you feel

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better. Really?

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Of course.

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I mean it.

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Oh, Jason, that's so sweet. That's so
sweet. Thank you.

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And I'll help you find Julie's
replacement.

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You want me to fire Julie?

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Honey, that's not fair.

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Well, I just think that we can find
somebody better. Someone with more

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experience. Someone weathered.

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Mr. Belvedere already has his own show.

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And I think we can do a whole lot better
if we pay above minimum wage.

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Yeah, well, Julie gives a little more
than minimum wage.

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A little more?

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Double. What? We can't be cheapskates
when it comes to child care.

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I think you'll like her if you just get
to know her a little bit. You haven't

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given her a fair shake.

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And I sure hope you haven't.

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All right, Maggie, if you feel that
strongly about this, Julie is gone.

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But you're going to be the one to have
to look her right in the eye and tell

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she's fired.

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Fine.

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Make me the heavy.

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Hey,

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Ben, look, if you drag me down here just
to see Mom on the news, I got news for

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you. I'm not interested.

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You will be. Sit down.

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Julie!

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Mom's on!

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Oh, I'm glad you called me.

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Maggie? What's this rattle doing down
here again?

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She's on.

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And the landlord said regardless of the
building code, he will be using these

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razor -sharp coils until, and I quote,
these screwy pigeons go home where they

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belong.

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have any thoughts about where these
pigeons should go?

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Uh, Maggie?

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Maggie?

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Oh, good.

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You're still here.

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Yeah, just finishing up.

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Can you drop my husband's shorts,
please?

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I mean, can we sit and talk?

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Sure. What's on your mind?

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I should just say this as quickly as I
can. Oh, I'm in no hurry. Well, I am.

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Julie, you're a sophomore, right?

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Uh -huh.

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Well, what I want to say is... But I may
not graduate in two years. I've been

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thinking about changing my psych major.

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Uh -huh. See, well, the thing is, is
that I... Journalism.

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What about it? Well, that's what I'm
thinking of switching to.

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Good. Well, back to my point. See,
you're thinking of switching from

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to journalism?

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Uh -huh.

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Well, I did the same thing.

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Really?

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Yeah, but I didn't do it till the first
semester of my junior year. See, after I

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got a taste of journalism, I was hooked.

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Print or TV news? No, my first love is
print, but since I've been on the air,

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I'm starting to feel like this could
really be my... Bailiwick?

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I'm off my point.

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Sorry. We can talk about this later.

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Uh -huh. Julie, let me start this
another way.

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See, sometimes you can do all the right
things on a job, and...

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And just because you happen to be who
you are, you can make the people who

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you... Excuse me, that's the souffle.

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Perfect.

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Can we forget the souffle for now?

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Sorry, you were saying? I'm not sure.

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You said, sometimes you can do all the
right things on a job, and just because

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you are who you are, people can... Ding!
Do I have the makings of a good

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reporter or what?

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There's something wrong, isn't there?

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You've got the makings of a
psychologist, too.

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That's what James told me. Now I
remember my point.

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So this is about your husband? I hope
not. I mean, no.

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He talks about you all the time.

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He does?

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Maggie holds Chrissy this way to quiet
her. And Maggie called while I was with

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the patient.

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Maggie would never let Mike get away
with that.

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I'll tell you, I think he really misses
you now that you're back at work.

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Do you think?

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Between us, I think he's a little
jealous.

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Of what?

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I mean, he has to share you with the
whole city.

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Most men would be too insecure to share
their wives.

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Most women, too.

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Pardon me?

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Oh, insecurity can drive you crazy, or
so I've heard.

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Boy, a husband like that, your family...

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A dream job. You've got it all.

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I didn't think it was possible.

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Neither did I.

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I'm sorry. I changed the subject again.
You were going to say?

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You're fired.

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00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:37,120
What?

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Just kidding.