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Hey, Ben, you seen Grandma yet?

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I'm not sure.

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Usually it's easy to spot her, but
everybody on this boat has gray hair.

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Relax, honey. I'm sure your mother had a
great time.

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Whoa!

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Well, you see her, Ben?

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No, but I do see a blonde fox in a
really tight red dress.

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She's kissing an old bald guy.

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Hey!

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Almost all the guys are gone.

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Half the boat's unloaded. Maggie, where
is she?

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You know, she's never traveled alone. I
think maybe this is just too close to

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Dad's funeral.

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Honey, a year of mourning is enough.

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Well, maybe it's just too much for her.
Maybe I shouldn't have sent her on this

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cruise. Oh, give her some credit, Jason.
She could take care of herself.

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I should have listened when she said
she'd rather just be at home staring at

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walls and remembering Dad.

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Oh, honey, she didn't know what she was
saying and she needed you to step in and

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take care of her. Oh, first you say she
can take care of herself, then you say

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it's a good thing I stepped in.

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Let's have some consistency, Maggie.

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I'm just saying to not get carried away.

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You know, Ethel Merman went through
exactly the same thing as your mom when

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set sail on the love boat and she ended
her cruise with Gene Rayburn.

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And to think they canceled that show.

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Hey, there's a guy with hair.

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Not a wig. If you're not going to look
for grandma, give me the binoculars. Oh,

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Jason, there she is.

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Irma. Where?

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Where is she? On the gateway, Irma.

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The only woman on the gangway is that
blonde.

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Oh, my God.

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and kiss your mother.

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Oh, Irma, you look great.

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Well, I should for what I paid for it.

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Okay, okay, for what you paid for it.

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Benjamin!

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Benjamin! Oh, you get better looking
every time I see you.

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It's puberty, Grandma.

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Benjamin Steven, don't you ever say that
nasty word again.

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Puberty? No, Grandma.

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Come on, you two strong men, and get my
luggage. It's that Paisley set over

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there. Whatever I can do, Ma.

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Oh, Irma, you look wonderful.

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Oh, Maggie, I feel wonderful.

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Well, it must have been all that sea
air.

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Well, it could have been that, or, um...
You

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met a man?

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No.

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I met my future husband.

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You did what?

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Okay, Mom, here we go.

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Now, I want to stop by your place first
because I have some souvenirs for the

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children. Oh, no.

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I mean, I hope it's something to wear.

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Is she amazing when she's laughing and
smiling? Souvenirs for the kids?

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And all the while, her heart is
breaking.

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Thank you.

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It's Grandma coming over. I mean, if she
doesn't have her glasses on, she'll be

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lucky to find the couch.

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Oh. Oh, they're here, okay?

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You explain to Dad why you couldn't do
this one little favor for him.

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A one little favor? Carol, for your
information, I had my whole Saturday

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planned, okay? I mean, this was going to
be a day of solid studying.

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And now I'm just expected to scrap my
education waiting around for Grandma?

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Mike Seaver, but he said he lived in an
apartment.

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Hi, Tony!

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Hey!

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Hi!

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Hey, listen, didn't you get my message
at your dorm?

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No, I was at a aerobics all morning.

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Is that your major?

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Listen, listen, we're going to have to
put off tutoring for about an hour or

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But I thought we were going to spend the
whole day cramming.

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Oh, you know, that's what I want, too.

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Why don't I take you out to my apartment
where you can cool off from your

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workout while I take care of some
business? Okay, great.

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It's out back above the garage. It's
kind of a loft.

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Mike!

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Listen, after you're done cleaning up
the living room here, why don't you give

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the kitchen a once -over?

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I'm a cleaning lady.

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Do you mind if I go take a shower?

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Do I mind?

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Oh, I insist on it.

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you ask me one more time how I really
feel about the cruise, I'm going to take

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back that souvenir I gave you and
Maggie.

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Behave yourself, Jason. I sure don't
want to lose this.

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I have to say, Irma, you haven't seen
the baby in three whole weeks, so why

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don't you and I go upstairs and you can
tell me all about your... Oh, I want to

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give out my souvenirs.

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Oh, welcome home, Grandma.

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Hello!

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Hola, honey.

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Oh, you didn't happen to give me a
sombrero, too, did you? No. Wow, honey,

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afraid I didn't. Ah, darn it all,
anyway.

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This room is here for you, too, Carol.

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I did bring you this.

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Wow!

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Somehow, thank you seems inadequate.

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Well, wasn't that fun? We were going to
go upstairs, and you were going to tell

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me all about it. Hey, wait, hold on,
Maggie. Where's Mike?

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He's cramming in his loft.

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Okay, Ben, will you run and get him,
please?

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Well, I'm standing still.

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Now, Mom, you really don't have to
pretend anymore that you had a good

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Jason, you are coming this close to
losing that work of art. Well, if you

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me, Irm, he just stepped over the line.
You should just take it back to teach

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him a lesson.

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Now, we can wait upstairs while I'm
waiting for you.

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Grandma!

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Hi!

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How was your trip to Mexico?

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Fabulous. And for the millionth time, I
mean it.

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I hear you're living on your own now.

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Yeah, well, it was time.

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He's 30 feet away in the stupid garage.

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Let's see what we have in our happy bag
for Mikey.

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All right,

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girl.

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Boy,

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I can't wait to wear this puffy to
college.

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It's real hip.

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Oh, my words exactly.

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You know, as much as I would love to
hear all about your trip, I've got to go

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cuddle up with my studies.

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You've certainly changed since I left.

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Since this morning.

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Well, speaking of changing, you haven't
seen the baby in three whole weeks.

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I will see you later. Okay, bye -bye.
Bye -bye.

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Ben. Hey, Ben, what's the matter? You
look as white as a sheep.

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Ben?

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Uh, Dad, uh... No, uh, Dad.

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I went upstairs to look for Mike, like
you said, and I, uh... I

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was in his apartment, and there's a
woman in his shower.

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Naked!

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What? What?

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Mike. Dad, I'll handle this.

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No, you won't.

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Now, tell me about the gentleman.

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Well, there's... Not much to tell on an
8 o 'clock show.

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Irma, I can't believe what I'm not
hearing.

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You can't believe it.

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Three weeks ago, I stepped on that boat
just to stop Jason from saying, Mom,

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there is more to life than the new
family feud.

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I mean, he wants to be reminded this is
a world of couples and you're alone.

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And then I met Wally.

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Second day at sea, we had dinner.

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Third day, I bleached my hair.

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And by the fourth, we danced in the
moonlight. And by the end of the trip,

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decided if we could share a cabin, we
could share a home.

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Hold on here. Hold on here. You're
leaving out a whole bunch of your story.

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I certainly did.

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Oh, Maggie, Wally is so much better than
the family feud.

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Armand is so happy for you.

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Oh, it would be perfect if I could just
tell Jason. Well, of course you can tell

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Jason. Maggie, you know him as well as I
know him, and you know how close he was

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to his father.

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This isn't going to be easy for him. Oh,
yes, but when he thinks about it,

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he'll... Oh, it is going to be hell.

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What kills me, he will never admit when
he's upset. He has been that way since

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he was a kid.

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Tell him the worst news in the world,
and his mouth goes into that frozen

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simpleton smile.

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As if everything's okay.

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And his voice goes real high, and he
says, well, well, well, what an

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turn of events.

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And then his eye starts twitching.

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I don't see why it happens at your
house. I mean, I told you, I was just

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tutoring her.

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You're having trouble buying that one,
aren't you?

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Mike, we agreed when you moved out there
that from now on... Grandma, hey, why

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don't you tell me all about your trip
and don't leave anything out?

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You're not off the hook yet.

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Well, Mikey, at first I thought it was
going to be pretty boring.

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But then I made a friend.

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Oh, well, what a trip, Grandma.

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Did you hear that? Your mother made a
friend. Isn't that nice?

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Oh, I think that's wonderful.

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Does she live around here?

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He lives in Manhattan.

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Oh.

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Well, well, well.

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So, like, is he hot for you, Grandma?

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Is he a good friend?

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Mm -hmm.

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Well, well, well.

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Well, I'd like to meet him sometime.

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Well, we could have your mother and her
friend over to dinner sometime.

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Hey, why don't you invite me, too? I'd
love to scope this dude out.

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That would be lovely.

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I should do that sometime.

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Tonight.

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Tonight? Well, Jason, I don't think I
can get a dinner party ready tonight.

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I'll cook.

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I can start now.

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Well, Tonight it is, then.

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Oh, no, huh?

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Oh, I got plans tonight.

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So, my little old formerly gray -haired
mom met a fella, huh?

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Well, well, well.

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Unexpected turn of events.

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Mike, can I throw these to the washing
machine?

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's in
the... Basement?

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Yeah, yeah. It's right out here and to
your left.

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Hi. Hi.

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He's tutoring her.

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When's dinner? I thought you had plans.

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Oh, I did, so you sent her home.

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Oh, they're here.

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Hurry up, Ben. Grandma's here with her
squeeze.

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Carol, please.

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Oh, how come she gets Carol, please, and
I get whacked in the back of the head?

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Because I smack you in the head, there's
no risk of doing any damage.

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Jason.

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The door.

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Thank you.

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Five bucks says Grandma's got herself a
bald guy.

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Now, listen up, all of you. Now, your
grandmother's feeling very uncomfortable

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tonight. I expect you all to keep that
in mind before you go and open your

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mouths.

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Get your lips off my mother.

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Nice dupe.

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Wonderful.

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Yeah, it came out of a can, didn't it?
Ow!

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So, Mr. Obermeyer, what do you do?

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Oh, please, ma 'am. Call me Wally.

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I'm retired from the U .S. Army.

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Oh, really?

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He worked his way up through the ranks
and retired a captain.

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Kill anybody?

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Wally's been all over the world.

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Germany, France, Vietnam, Ohio.

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So, did you kill anybody?

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Well, let me put it this way, Ben.

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They never found one single Viet Cong in
Cincinnati.

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So, Jason, your mother tells me you're a
psychiatrist.

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That's right.

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Well, that means you're a medical
doctor, too. Isn't that right?

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Mm -hmm.

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Ever kill anybody?

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I like this guy.

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No, I do, too.

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Oh, this is so sweet.

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Jason, your mother tells me I have you
to thank for sending her on this cruise.

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Succotash.

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What?

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I have to go get the stinking
vegetables.

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Oh, excuse me a moment, please. I'm
going to go help Jason with his

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And isn't it wonderful to see your mom
so happy?

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Maggie, Maggie.

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Don't you see what's going on here?

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That poor woman is miserable.

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She's torturing herself.

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I'm sorry, honey. I couldn't hear you
over your mother's guffaw.

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She's picked a career army man for
crying out loud.

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So? Maggie, do you know what my mother
did during the Vietnam War?

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She joined mothers and other living
things for peace.

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She's gone and picked someone clearly
unsuited for her. That way, when the

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relationship fails, as it predictably
will, she can retreat back into her life

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of solitude more miserable than before.

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Okay, okay, so what type of man would
you consider suitable?

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Oh, well, someone thinner, dignified,
maybe someone who exudes a certain

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inner strength.

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Someone with a solid blue shirt.

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A cardigan with the patches, the
leather. Oh, Jason, Jason, honey, do you

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who you just described?

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Jimmy Stewart.

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Your father.

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Maggie, come on. Oh, honey, I know you
loved your dad.

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And this would be difficult for you even
if Wally was Jimmy Stewart.

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Maggie, you know what's difficult for
me?

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What's difficult for me is seeing my
poor mother suffer.

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Just screaming for help.

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Okay, giggling for help.

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We were doing the funky chicken.

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That's the young man that entertained
every night.

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But it isn't really Elvis.

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Oh, that's lovely.

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That was our view from our porthole.

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I mean, my porthole.

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Motor scooters in Puerto Vallarta.

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Hey, that bimbo with the old poop in the
sidecar. I saw her this morning.

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Well, it's been some day for you, hasn't
it, Benny?

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Conrad and Bambi.

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They were on their honeymoon.

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Old Conrad wasn't acting his age.

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We really shouldn't laugh.

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I guess that hits a little close to
home, doesn't it?

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Next slide, Wally.

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Jason, I want a word. Mom, I really...
In the kitchen right now, young man.

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Woo -hoo!

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Hey, uh, if he gives you any trouble,
just cuff him on the back of the head.

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I love you, Mom.

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Jason Roland Stever, what in the hell
are you doing?

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That's good.

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Admit your feelings. I am not one of
your patients.

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Okay, go with that. Go with what? Yes.

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Say what you're feeling this instant.

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Pity for Maggie.

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Mom, come on. You're not fooling
anybody.

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I know why you brought Wally here.

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At this moment, I don't know why I
brought him here.

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You brought him here knowing full well
that as soon as I'd met him, I'd tell

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he's not your kind of guy.

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I knew no such thing.

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Mom. Oh, stop whining.

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The point is... He's just not right for
you. The point is, he is not your

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father. Exactly. And if you can't admit
that to yourself, then I can. I just

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did. Yeah, well, okay.

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All right.

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Well, now we're finally getting under
the surface, Mom, of those feelings that

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you've been blocking that are making you
act so incredibly irrational.

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Are we talking about me or you?

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What? Maybe you're the one who's
blocking how you really feel.

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Oh, it's me.

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I should have realized how upset you
were when you started acting like a

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Mom. You never acted like a child when
you were a child. Mom.

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Honey, what is wrong?

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Mother.

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You must be feeling so bad to be acting
like such a jackass.

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If the problem is not what I'm refusing
to admit, it's what you're refusing to

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admit.

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What did you just say? The problem is
not what I'm refusing to admit, it's

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you're... Oh, Mom. This is the most
ridiculous conversation. I mean, if you

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think, I mean, actually, for one minute,
that I could buy an object. You're way

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off base, Mom. I'm telling you that.

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Paul, you're right.

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Thanks.

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I'm supposed to be smarter than this.

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I don't know what's the matter with me.
I've been rude to Wally and to you.

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I'm a 40 -year -old man, and I'm worried
about someone.

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Replacing my dad.

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Do you want to hear something crazy?

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Well, of course you do. You're a
psychiatrist.

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You know, when Wally first came into my
life, I was so thrilled, so excited.

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The first thought that came into my
head, I couldn't wait to tell your dad.

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Yeah, that would have shocked him.

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Jason.

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There was only one Neil Seaver, and I'll
never forget him.

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But he's gone.

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Yeah.

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You know, when you get a little bit
older, you finally realize that there's

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sense in waiting for something that's
not there.

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Mom, I just don't want anything to hurt
you.

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Oh, honey, I'm not going to be hurt.

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I'm going to be married.

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Really? Jason, Wally loves me, and I
love him.

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Yeah, but, Mom, how long have you known
each other? Three weeks, three of the

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happiest, most exciting weeks I've known
since your father passed away.

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Oh, you don't want to take that away
from me now, do you?

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No, but I... No.

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You know something?

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I'm going to need somebody to give me
away, and I thought that... Wait, now, I

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want you to be happy and everything,
Mom. I just don't think I could do that.

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I know.

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That's why I'm planning on asking Ben.

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Kiss you, Mom.

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Hey,

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Maggie. What?

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Well, you know, after I'm gone, I mean,
would you fall for somebody who's

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completely the opposite of me?

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Absolutely.

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Oh.

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He wouldn't be good -looking or funny or
sensitive or open -minded.

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Sexy?

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No, he'd be sexy.