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Ben, do you have to suck up your cereal
like that?

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No.

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Ben, don't drink out of a bowl.

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It was Mike's idea.

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Go on, guys, finish up your breakfast.
We've got a lot of chores to do today.

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Dad, it's Saturday. I mean, today is my
day to unwind after all the hard work I

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put in at school.

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Will it hurt you to help me and little
Ben?

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Sorry, Dad, I'm tied up today.

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Excuse me?

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You always say I should make better use
of my time, so I drew up a schedule.

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Ben Sievert's Saturday. Morning, watch
cartoons.

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Noontime, eat lunch.

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Afternoon, play video games.

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Late afternoon, light snacks.

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Nothing heavy.

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Since Ben has absolutely nothing to do
today, he can help you with the chores.

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And what exactly do you have planned?

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Um...

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Well, I wasn't going to tell you, Dad,
but now I guess I have to.

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I'm taking some orphans out for burgers.

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Forget it, Mike.

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Oh, fine, fine. Just break the little
kid's heart.

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All right, well, we can begin with an
old favorite, scrubbing out the garage.

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Even I didn't buy the orphan bit, Mike.

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Hi.

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Well, good morning. Oh, don't you look
chic today.

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Thanks. Yeah, you're just perfect for
hosing out the garage.

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Oh, I'd love to do my share, but the
thing is, I can't. Well, Dad, you want

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handle this one or shall I?

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Well, we do have a few odd jobs around
the house today, Carol.

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Dad, I'd love to do my share, but the
thing is, Mom's in one of her moods

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she says we're turning into strangers.

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So she has a whole day planned of
shopping, lunch...

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And even a visit to her hair salon.

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But today is a scheduled fever chore

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day, Carol.

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Well, Mom got inspired from watching you
bond with Mike and Ben.

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Well, thank you. No, that's good. Good.

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The good, that's it? That gets Carol out
of all the grunt work?

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Mike, I think that it's an important
opportunity here for your sister and

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mom to spend some fun time together
bonding. It's good for the relationship.

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Can't they bond? while they're scrubbing
the grease stain in the garage?

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You're right. It's unfair, and if it
were up to me, I'd be here slaving away

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with the guys. But how can I break Mom's
heart, right?

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Good morning.

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Better get your coat, Carol. We've got a
lot of ground to cover today.

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Why do I have the feeling you're going
to exhaust me?

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Oh, isn't that cute? I had so many
things that I needed to get done today,

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Carol's feeling like we're turning into
strangers, and how can I break her

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heart?

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Nice, but I wish you had told me. You
know, we had agreed that today would be

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Seaver chore day.

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We did?

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Oh, I'm sorry. It slipped my mind.

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You're right.

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I'll cancel my appointment at the salon.

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Good.

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Well, darn it. If I cancel this late,
I'm going to have to pay anyway, and

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so expensive.

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No, no, no, no.

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You just go ahead, then. Yeah, that
would be best.

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Well, I don't want to keep you menfolk
from all those sweaty chores you have to

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do.

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See ya.

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Guys, we've been had.

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promise me you'll never wear it in
public sweetheart i have enjoyed every

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of today oh me too especially the look
on mike ben and dad's face when we

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skipped out on shorty that's not nice
you

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ever tell your father i was laughing

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When are you going to dust that shrink
of yours and run off with me? I mean, ba

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-boom, ba -bang, ba -bang. We hit the
open road. What do you say?

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After you do my hair.

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Mom.

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Mom.

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Well, you told me you had a daughter,
but this is a full -grown woman with the

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face and the curves and the whole thing.

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Whoa.

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This is Carol. Carol, this is... Rodney,
hi.

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Uh -huh.

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Who's been doing your hair?

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name Brenda.

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Look, from now on, nobody but nobody
touches this ad but me.

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You got that?

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Yeah. Ba -bay.

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Well, Maggie, how about this visit? You
take a walk on the wild side

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like that.

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Oh, well, I don't know.

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You tell me that isn't extremely hot.

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Well, Carol, what do you think?

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About what?

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My hair.

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You think I should try a different look?

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Oh, you're asking me?

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Yes. Oh, gee.

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Carol, you tell her how delicious it
would look.

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Well, well, it's provocatively
scrumptious.

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See? Yummy.

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Well, if you think so, Carol.

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She knows where else she speaks.

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I will be back in five.

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Mom, that man was flirting with you.

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Well, yes.

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You knew it?

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Of course.

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But, but you're, you're a mother.

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Carol, it does happen occasionally.

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You're kidding me.

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Carol, this is silly. Mom, no, it's not.
I want to hear all about it.

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You mean you want to hear about every
time some guy innocently flirted with

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Yes, I want to hear everything.

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Every juicy decision. Disgusting detail.

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There is nothing disgusting to tell.

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And that's what I'll tell Dad if he ever
asks.

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So finish your sordid story.

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Well, I forgot where I left off.

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Dustin Hoffman was coming on to you.

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Well, I didn't exactly say he was coming
on to me.

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He was promoting Midnight Cowboy at this
press conference. This was years ago

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when I worked at Newsweek.

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Dustin Hoffman. And I was sitting in the
back of this crowd of reporters waiting

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for him when I had to go to the
bathroom.

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So out in the hallway, who do I run into
face to face?

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Dustin Hoffman.

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Yes. And he looked me right behind and
said, is this the way to the press

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conference?

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And?

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And what?

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And that's all he said?

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Well, what else could he say? We were in
the office hallway for crying out loud.

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Mom, that's not much of a story.

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Yeah, but it's all mine.

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Here you go, ladies.

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Oh, thank you, Izzy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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And the juice is for the kid. We got it.

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Enjoy.

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I mean, Mom, I was expecting something
really sleazy.

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Sleazy? Yeah, you know, like Joan
Collins kind of stuff.

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Have something that you've never told
anyone?

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Something you've been keeping for all
these years?

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Well, sure, everybody does. Oh, tell me.
Carol. Mom, it's just between us,

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across my heart.

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You know, when you were a baby, I used
to imagine the day when you and I would

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be trading secrets like sisters.

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I hope that's not your secret.

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Okay, for your ears only. Of course.

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Two years ago, At that neighborhood
picnic, Bud Kuzman tried to kiss me on

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back porch.

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Well, what happened?

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Well, I told him to behave himself, and
he got very embarrassed, and he

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apologized and begged me never to tell
your father.

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Then he threw up.

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Did you tell Dad?

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No, there was no reason to get your
father upset, and you promised never to

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a word.

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Oh, I won't.

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Okay. Okay, now it's your turn to share.
All right.

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Remember the Saturday night last month
when Debbie Shelley and I went to the

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library and then we spent the night at
Debbie's house?

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Yeah.

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Well, we didn't study at all.

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Yeah. Instead, we took the train into
Manhattan and went to this really neat

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dance club in Soho.

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Yeah?

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It had to be 21 to get into this place.

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Debbie and Shirley were about to give
up.

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But I was so cool.

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I greased the doorman.

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Greased? I slipped him $20 to let us in.
I mean, is that neat or what?

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It was so great.

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We danced till 4 in the morning with
these guys who didn't even speak

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took the train back and snuck into her
room and went down to sleep before her

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parents ever woke up.

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And to this day, no one is any the
wiser.

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It's been 50 days.

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There's no reason to be so excited.

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Mom, what a great day.

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Hey, what happened to Stephen Shorten?

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What the heck happened to your head,
Carol?

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Well, we decided you two were right, so
today's bonding day. And, Carol, you

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look gorgeous. You look so grown up.

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Well, thanks.

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I don't like it.

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Maggie.

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Hello? Uh, no, sorry, Shelly. Carol
can't talk. She just got out of a wind

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tunnel.

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Mike, I'll take it upstairs and be sure
to hang it up.

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I'll do that right now.

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Jason, we need to talk.

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Oh, I'm sorry, honey. Your hair looks
great, too.

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Sure you should be showing this much
neck in front of the children?

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Cute.

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I thought so.

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What'd you do this time?

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Nothing. I've been sitting here with
you.

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Well, trouble's in the air, and it
usually lands on you.

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In Soho? Yes. Alone?

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Yes. In some seedy bar?

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Greasing palms and dancing with men who
don't speak English.

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Well, I've got to talk to her.

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Oh, Jason, you can't. I promised her I'd
never tell anyone what she told me.

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What you told me?

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But only after you promise never to tell
Carol what I told you.

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So what am I supposed to do here? Just
keep my mouth shut and do nothing?

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That's right.

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But we can't let her get away with that.

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Jason, if Carol knows I told you, she'll
never speak to me again.

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Look, you're the one that's always
saying that we should communicate with

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kids, be open and honest and speak the
same language.

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Well, but not in cases where my teenage
daughter is dancing with guys who speak

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another language.

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Excuse me? What is it?

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Is this a bad time?

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No, Carol. What is it?

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Well, if it's all right, I was going to
go over to Shelly's house to show off my

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new hairdo.

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Oh, over to Shelly's. Well, from what
I... I think that would be just fine.

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Don't you, Jason? You promised.

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Okay. Well, great. I'll see you then.

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Oh, and I might spend the night, too.

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Oh, spend the night like you did when
you took your little field trip to Soho?

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You told Dad?

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Well, I... Well, of course you told me.
I'm your father.

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But it was our secret.

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But your mother realized that I had a
right to know.

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And I think I trusted you.

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Well, she's got to learn that sometimes
it's just necessary to break a

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confidence.

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Honey?

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Carol, wait.

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What? I want to explain.

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There's nothing for you to explain. It
was my fault. I should never have

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you as my equal.

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If you're going to take that tone, just
go to your room.

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Fine.

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And you said you dreamed of the day that
we'd be trading secrets like sisters.

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Carol,

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that's not fair.

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Mom, how would you have felt if I had
told Dad about the Bud Kuzman tryst?

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Or even the Dustin Hoffman affair, huh?

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What?

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Maggie, I don't... Okay, but I know you
had good reasons to do what you did, but

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I am not...

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Whoa, this is big. I can feel it.

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Yeah, you're a dead man.

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Can you stop saying that?

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Okay.

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Who's Dustin Hoffman, anyway?

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Oh, he's some actor guy. He was in that
movie where he dressed up like a chick

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and kissed some guy.

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You're in more trouble than I thought.

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Excuse me. Oh, excuse me. Not today.

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Maggie, I know you're upset. I know you
also understand that my responsibility

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as a parent supersedes my obligation to
keep a confidence.

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Of course I do.

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Well, good.

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Then this is progress.

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And I know that you understand that your
handling of the situation was

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completely... Okay,

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. My emotions got
the best of me.

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I'm sure you can understand that.

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I certainly can.

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Good.

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Because right now, my emotions have the
best of me.

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Mike, Carol, Ben.

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Ben, this doesn't concern Mike. See, I
told you. That just means he'll get to

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you later.

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I'll sit, but I won't eat.

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Mother.

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Mother. She called me mother.

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Maggie, she doesn't mean that.

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Oh, so she's not the only person at this
table who says things they don't mean?

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Okay, I think it's time we have a family
talk about this.

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I should go.

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Don't worry, Mike. I'm the one who's
going to be grounded.

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I should stay.

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Mike, I said this doesn't concern you.

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Well, you said we should have a family
talk, and I believe I am part of this

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family. Leave, Mike, and take Ben with
you.

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Good going, Mike. You just got me kicked
out of this family, too.

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Well, what we need to talk about is why
your mother had a right to...

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What we need to talk about is why your
mother had a right to tell me what you

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did, and why I had a right to act on
that information.

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Uh... Excuse me.

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Um, just to be 100 % clear, this has
nothing to do with me whatsoever.

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Get out, Mike.

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May I be excused, too? No, you may not.

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Carol, your mother had a right... No,
she had an obligation to tell me what

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did. That's right.

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No, not when you promise not to.

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What your father is saying, sweetheart,
is that we're your parents. Yes. And

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we're responsible for you. Yes. And it
would be a different matter, Dave, if

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your father violated my confidence.

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Eggs, oh, no.

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Yes. No, no. No.

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I'm busy.

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Carol, it's your father.

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I want to apologize for grounding you.

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I think I treated you unfairly, and to
make it up to you, I want to buy you a

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new car.

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Come in, come in.

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I was lying.

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I'm not really here to apologize at all.
Oh.

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Well, what about the new car?

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Also a lie.

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I just wanted you to feel, if only for a
moment, what it was like, well, when

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somebody you trust lies to you.

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What about a used car?

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Carol, I'm talking about the lie you
told about spending the night at

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Like moms lie to me?

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Boy, you just won't get off this thing
about your mom telling me what you did,

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will you? I just know that mom would be
real mad if I told you even a hint of

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the disgusting things that she told me
about.

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Honey, there's a difference.

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What did she say?

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No, never mind. No, I'm not interested.
It wouldn't be right for me to... What's

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wrong?

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Nothing. Dad, you're in pain.

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No, no, I'm fine. I'm great. No, you're
not. I'm fine. I'm... I didn't want

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anybody to know. Dad, I...

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There's a chance that... There's a
chance I'm developing an ulcer.

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Well, are you serious?

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Well, it could be if I get agitated or
upset.

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Well, Mike is just going to have to move
out.

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That's very funny, but... Dad!

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We're going to talk more about this
later.

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I'm just going to go to the office and
rest for a bit.

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Oh, no.

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If there's any justice at all, I should
get an Emmy for that.

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Mom. Carol.

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I need to talk to you first.

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Okay.

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After you.

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Oh, honey, I am sorry I broke my word to
you and told your father. Mom, I don't

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care about that.

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00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:07,760
You don't? No.

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He always looks like that when we've
been in a fight.

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No, he is in pain. He told me.

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What?

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It's an ulcer.

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He didn't want to worry you.

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Jason Roland Seaver.

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He's in his office.

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It's getting closer, Mike.

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End of the world.

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Jason, why didn't you tell me?

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Four minutes, 15 seconds. Not bad.

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00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,380
What? Hold that thought.

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I think there's somebody else who should
be included in this conversation.

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What, Carol?

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Dad, I don't care if you get mad or not.

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Jason, what is this about an ulcer?

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Carol, your mom seems to know things
only you and I were supposed to know.

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could this be?

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00:21:02,820 --> 00:21:05,700
Well, you have to worry about how run
down you seem lately, Dad.

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00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:07,560
Run down?

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about this ulcer business.

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Ah, but it does matter. Oh, Jason,
that's... Dad, Mom had a right to know.

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Oh, so it's okay to violate a
confidence? That's not the point. The

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that we're both worried about you and
that's more important. That's right.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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00:21:27,020 --> 00:21:30,080
Well, I'm sure you two have things to
talk about.

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And even if you don't, I'm leaving now
before you throw something at me.

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I hate it when he does that. Me too.

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He gets so smug.

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But it does matter.

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I don't want to laugh. I'm still mad at
you.

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Oh, I'm sorry, sweetheart. I'm sorry I
told your father, but what choice did I

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have? I'm your mother.

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00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:59,180
Yeah, and I should have remembered that
before I opened my mouth.

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When I think of what I could have told
Carol...

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Yeah, but we did have fun today.

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00:22:09,650 --> 00:22:10,650
Yeah.

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The same, we'll never be able to talk
like that again.

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00:22:14,590 --> 00:22:18,310
Oh, sure we will, sweetheart, when
you're a little bit older.

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00:22:18,910 --> 00:22:22,190
Say, when you're in college, maybe
living in a co -ed dorm.

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00:22:23,690 --> 00:22:27,070
On the other hand, college is such a
tumultuous, crazy, try -it -all period

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that, I know, after college, when you
move into your first apartment... We can

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meet for lunch and you can tell me about
all the men you're dating and all the

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crazy things.

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After you're married.

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00:22:39,610 --> 00:22:42,150
What? And have a baby. Me? Maybe two.

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Honey, we'll have so much in common.
We'll have real woman -to -woman bonding

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then.

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When you come home for Christmas, we can
sit by the fire, sip eggnog, chat after

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the grandchildren are put to bed.

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00:22:57,650 --> 00:22:59,530
Are these your grandchildren or mine?

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00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:13,680
You're telling me that Carol voluntarily
told Mom that she went to the CD

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nightclub? Yep.

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00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:19,060
Why? Forget why. When does the bomb drop
on Mike?

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It doesn't, Ben.

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00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:24,680
Wow, you know, I never even thought that
Carol would have the guts to cut loose

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00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:27,660
and boogie with... That's terrible.

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00:23:29,140 --> 00:23:30,520
Yeah, it is. Why?

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00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:33,780
Well, because you're supposed to be 21
to get into a place like that.

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00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,300
Then how'd she get in?

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00:23:35,960 --> 00:23:38,440
Let's see. She probably just had a fake
ID like the one I do.

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Thank you