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Who says Chinese food can't be filling?

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Ben. That stuff looks like snot.

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Oh.

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Now, now, let's not get down to the
little lad. I mean, after all, this

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Ben's last meal.

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Hey, I don't need to hear stuff like
that when I got major surgery tomorrow.

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Ben, minor surgery.

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Say that when they're going to cut your
throat.

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Ben, having your toxins out is a simple
thing. It's nothing to worry about.

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It's probably fun.

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Funny. I went too far?

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Yes.

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Okay, everybody, fortune cookies, and
I'll go first.

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All right.

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Your home will always be filled with the
sounds of laughter.

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Chow's takeout Chinese kitchen, be sure
to try Chow's Mexican kitchen.

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110 south of the border entrees served
in that customary oriental

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stylish flair.

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Now back to your meal.

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Dad, you got a commercial.

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You're up, Mike.

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Okay, okay. What will Mike Seaver's
fortune be? Fame?

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Fortune? Clear skin.

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Every dog has his day.

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Sorry, Carol, I got yours.

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So this must be yours. A handsome
gentleman will ask for your hand.

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Kids, cut it out.

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All right, Ben, your fortune.

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Beth, before I open this, what makes
this minor surgery?

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Well, you're the patient and you're a
minor, so it's minor surgery.

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I'm joking, Ben.

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I'm joking. The reason I'm free to joke
is because there's really nothing that

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can go wrong.

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I'm telling you again as your father and
as a doctor that a tonsillectomy is

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about the easiest kind of surgery there
is.

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And we'll be with you at the hospital
all day, sweetheart.

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But I like my tonsils. I'm attached to
them.

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Not for long.

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Oh, um, yeah, right. Well, I gotta go
study for that test with Boner.

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Mike, you said you'd play some video
games with me.

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Oh, I'd love to, Benny, but schoolwork
comes first.

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Carol, a little Super Vito Brothers?

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Sorry, Ben, I've got homework that I'm
actually going to do.

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Well, Ben, I'll take some of that Super
Vito action.

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But, Dad, you stink.

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Ben, what can I say? It's true.

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Okay.

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that it may be the final game I ever
played. Ben, enough.

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This is not the final game of any kind.
You'll be back here tomorrow night as

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good as new.

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Maybe better.

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Yeah, right.

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Come on, open that fortune cookie so we
can finish clearing.

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What?

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that the doctors use to feed healthy
fluids directly into your body.

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I'd rather feed myself the old
-fashioned way.

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Just remember, sweetheart, that the
doctors and nurses are here to help you.

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I had Chinese food last night.

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I'll tell my family.

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So next thing, Ben, they'll take you
into the operating room and then they

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you the anesthesia that'll put you to
sleep just like that. You won't feel a

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thing. Do we have to do this?

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Honey, your tonsils keep getting
infected. They have to go.

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But I'm scared.

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Oh, I know, sweetheart, I know.

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You'll be fine, I promise.

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You sure will.

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Hi, Maggie.

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Hi. Oh, hi, Jerry.

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Hey, James. Ben, say good morning to Dr.
Marquez.

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Forget it.

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Benjamin, don't tell me you're afraid of
a little snip -snap.

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I see.

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Yes, well, Jerry, he's a little nervous.

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think you're going, Betty?

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I was going to the bathroom, and my
name's not Buddy.

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Well, it's too late.

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What if you have to go?

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Here. The motorman's friend.

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I'll wait.

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So, Benjamin, what do you say? Are we
ready?

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Oh, come on, Ben. Buck up.

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Show him what you're made of. Be a
seaver.

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I am a seaver, and so are my tonsils.

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Well, fevers face their problems head
on. They don't run away from things and

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they don't let their fears get in the
way.

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All of the fevers? You bet.

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Then I don't want to be a fever.

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Oh, Ben.

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I mean it. I'm not a fever. Can I go
home now?

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Here we go.

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Can you feel the anesthesia yet?

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I don't feel anything.

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What's going on?

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Sometimes I find patients your age relax
and go to sleep a little quicker if

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they do something like naming their
favorite TV shows, you know, like Dr.

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Kildare, Medical Center, Chopper John M
.D.

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Huh? You know, with Gonzo.

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What do you like to watch?

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Um, TV's Playhouse, Gilligan's Island.

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Other stuff, like who's the boss,
moonlighting, and the one that comes in

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between them.

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You know what I mean.

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No, I don't.

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Oh, you should see it sometime. The
little kid on it's really good.

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Going somewhere, little buddy?

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What's with you people? My name's not
Buddy, it's Ben.

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Hey, going somewhere, Ben?

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Yeah, hey, can you give me a ride?

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You see this sign on my cap?

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I couldn't walk around with this sign on
my cap if that wasn't what I do.

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Are you ready? I'm ready.

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How embarrassing.

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Where to, Benny boy?

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were going to do to me?

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Cut my tonsils out.

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No, just because they kept getting
infected, right?

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You know it. And I bet they told you
they were going to put you to sleep and

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wouldn't feel a thing.

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Yep. Did you believe them?

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What do I look like, a dope?

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Well, you do look pretty silly in that
getup.

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Yeah, I know. They made me wear it.

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Look, why don't we take you home, 15
Robin Hood Lane, and get you some real

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clothes. Then you can decide where we go
next.

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Great idea. Take me home.

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I just said that.

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But how'd you know that?

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Like I told you before. That's what I'm
here for, little buddy.

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Okay.

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You know, you look just like the skipper
on Gilligan's Island.

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Oh, I wouldn't know. I don't watch TV
much myself.

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Boy, you know, your seats are really
old.

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Okay, now we got dinosaur heads, baloney
ponies, silent pedestrians.

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I'm sorry.

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Boy, am I impressed. I didn't think he'd
go through.

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Fools out!

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Kids, your brother's bravery at the
hospital this morning was, frankly, the

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stuff of legends.

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Are you sure you don't want any more ice
cream, Ben?

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No, thanks, Mom.

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Gotta watch my weight.

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Oh, boy. How come you think this guy's
me?

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Okay, then.

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Oh, sure, put the ice cream away. You
can't hear me, you can't see me, why

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me?

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house before dinner.

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Poor son of mine.

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Oh, now you're gonna get it, Mr.
Watching My Weight.

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Oh, wow, Bansky. Oh, look, now this is
the leather jacket of mine that no one

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allowed to touch, especially you,
remember?

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Hit him, Mike, hit him.

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But, uh, you know, I've been thinking
and, well, I... I don't want it anymore.

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Heck, why don't you just keep the darn
thing?

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What? You really mean it, Mike?

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I sure do.

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Keep!

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I'm gonna puke.

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I'll just wear your old one, okay?

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All right, I'll see you guys later.

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See you, Mike. Have a neat old time.
Hey, thanks, bro.

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Holy moly, what was I thinking?

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Now, how could I just leave this house
when I can stick around here and play

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with good old Ben?

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Hey, Ben, how about a little Super Vito
Brothers?

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No, no, no, wait, Carol. I'm playing
with Ben. No, I am. But I want to. Well,

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do I. No, I said it first.

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Well, then what?

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Double big laugh. Oh, Jason.

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puke right now.

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Because you got them fooled doesn't mean
anything. I know you're not me. I mean,

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you...

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stupid like that. In the hospital hall.
Right before the operation you chickened

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out of. Remember?

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Then I don't want to be a Seaver.

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I did say something stupid like that.

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So I got the job.

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I guess I should thank you. It was a
good deal.

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I didn't mean it. I want to be a Seaver.
Too late. See?

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Sorry, buddy.

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My name's not Buddy. It's...

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If you like that, you're going to love
this.

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Just scream all you want to. It's not
going to help.

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You're right. I'm done talking.

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I wouldn't do that if I were here. And I
am.

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What gives here?

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Rousseau's upstairs.

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Now I'm downstairs.

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It was day and now it's night?

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Who says Chinese food can't be?

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filling. Ben.

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This duck sauce is divine.

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Wow, you know, this is gonna be Benny's
first tumble -free meal.

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It was only minor surgery, Mike.

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I'm a minor. It was surgery. Get it?

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Oh, that's a good one, Ben.

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You would say that, Dad.

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Okay, everybody.

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Fortune cookies, and you go first, Ben.

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Okie dokie.

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life with your loving family.

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This can't be happening. I must be
dreaming.

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Mom, Dad, I'd like to propose a toast.

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To Ben, the best little brother. Or son.

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Oh, excuse me. Or son a family could
ever have. To Ben. To Ben.

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I would have that dumb old operation if
I would have known I wouldn't be a

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thiever anymore.

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I should have never left the hospital.

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What is it?

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Hey, Benny, you okay?

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You're looking kind of pale.

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I can turn this around.

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It's not too late.

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I'm going to go get some milk.

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It's good for me, and it tastes good,
too.

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If I go back to the hospital, I can get
my life back, can't I?

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No. No, you can't. Yeah, I can, I can.
That's it.

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No, it won't work, Ben. I made it. You
said it.

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You're not Ben. I'm Ben.

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Who was that?

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I don't know. I heard it, too. It
sounded like a kid.

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Yeah.

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Kid we know and love.

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Ha!

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Quick, quick, quick! Back to the
hospital!

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Oh, no can do. I only take one -way
rides. Company policy.

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But you've got to, you've got to, you've
got to! No, I don't, I don't, I don't!

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I don't understand.

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I've got to get my life back.

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Well, if I let you get your life back,
then I've got to let everybody get their

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lives back.

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If you can figure out a new place to go,
then I'm your man.

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Short trip, long trip.

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Heck, three hour...

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Let's call it a day.

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Save your voice. Don't try to talk.

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You guys can hear me?

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Always.

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I changed my mind.

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I'm happy to have my tonsils out. Well,
sorry. You're too late.

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No, no, no, no. No, honey. What your
father means is you can't take them out

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again, Ben.

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You called me Ben.

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Yeah?

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Well, we've been doing that since you
were a kid.

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Not today.

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and you guys were there, but you didn't
see me, and there was this weenie guy,

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and you called him Ben.

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Ben, you're the weenie.

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That must have been some dream pumpkin.

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Call me Ben.

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Ben.

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Thank you.

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So your fears about this operation and
all those wild dreams you had, well,

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that's all up here.

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That's about the only thing up there.

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Oh, Dad, everybody.

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00:22:23,930 --> 00:22:28,270
I just want to say that being a Seaver
makes me feel really... swell.

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Swell?

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I'm serious.

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From now on, I'm going to try and be the
best Ben I can be. No more peeing out,

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no more screaming, no more weird stuff.

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What kind of anesthesia did they give
him?

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Mom, Dad, I just want to say that I'll
be proud to be a Seaver.

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stink, remember?

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Ben, don't touch that candy. You'll
spoil your dinner.

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I mean it, Ben.

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Sure is great to be home.