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Hi, Carol.

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Hi. You want to come with us to watch
the basketball team work out?

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Why would I want to do that?

4
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Tall, tall guys in teeny weeny shorts.

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Luteus to the Maximus, if you get my
meaning.

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Oh, sorry, I can't. I'm helping Bobby
study for an English test.

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Whoop -dee -doo.

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Carol, when you and Bobby started going
out, we had great hope for you. Great

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hope? Your relationship has turned into
something disgustingly boring.

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Boring, huh?

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Well, just because we don't run around
here like teenagers doesn't mean that

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underneath there's not a seething river
of white -hot passion.

13
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No, Carol!

14
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Look, I'm sorry I'm late, but I can't
study right now. I owe Coach Lubbock

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power squats. But I'll study at your
house after football practice, okay?

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Kiss.

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Is that...

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or what?

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Carol, admit it. The river of passion
has dried up like my mother's skin.

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Well, it's obvious that neither one of
you have ever been involved in a mature,

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lasting relationship.

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Who'd want to be? So how did you
possibly understand that Bobby and I are

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different? We're not into that typical,
flirty, giggling kind of teenage flame.

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We're building something lasting and
good. And even if Mr. Perfect were to

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up to me right now, I'd say I'm taken.

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Oh, excuse me. No, it's my fault. Could
you tell me where the biology lab is?

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I'm due.

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I'm taken.

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Not only was I born in Salinas, but I
lived there all my life. So when my dad

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announced that we were moving, it was
quite a shock.

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I'll bet.

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Change is good, right?

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I mean, who wants life to be the same
day after day after day? Not me.

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New places, new adventures. New people?

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Yeah.

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A chance at the unexpected.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, well, well, this is my house.

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No kidding. I'm just down the road a
couple of blocks.

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Really? It's got to be fate.

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Must be.

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So, uh, maybe we can walk to school
together sometimes?

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Well, I usually ride the bus or my
brother takes me.

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We could do that.

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You know, this has been a pretty good
first day at my new school.

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Geez.

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I sound like James Dean in Rebel Without
a Cause.

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When he met Natalie Wood.

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Yeah. Yes.

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When she went as nice to him as you've
been to me.

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Well, how could she be? I mean, she was
going steady with Buzz. At that point in

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the movie, she had no idea that James
Dean was fated to be her soulmate.

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Boy, was Natalie a dunce.

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and he's not Bobby.

55
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Well, that's none of your bit... What
guy?

56
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I don't know, but I think he's a little
weird.

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Why? He's interested in Carol.

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Did I tell you to stay away from that
window?

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Because your sister is not the type who
flirts.

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They all are, Dad.

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If I'm gonna get to the library, I
better get going.

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Yeah, I gotta go too.

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Lots to do. Thanks, Carol.

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And for what it's worth, I'm really glad
I bumped into you today.

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Me? Oh, no, no, Carol. I didn't hear the
words the guy said, including... And

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for what it's worth, I'm really glad I'm
talking to you.

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You are so gross. You are so
indescribably low.

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Oh? Oh, maybe would you stay as low as
somebody who would two -time their

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boyfriend? Just because I extend my hand
in friendship to a new student on his

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first day of school is no reason to
think that I'm interested in him.

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So, does Bobby know that you stutter
when you lie?

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I do not.

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Carol,

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honey, aren't you forgetting about
Bobby?

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I am not forgetting about Bobby. I was
just being friendly. What is it with you

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people?

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Carol, honey, I just meant that Bobby's
waiting downstairs to study with you.

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Oh, yeah.

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Carol, is everything okay?

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Mom, do you believe in fate?

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Fate? You know, that there are these
inexorable forces that can push us

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certain things.

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We're powerless to stop them.

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What things?

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Let me put this another way, Mom, okay?

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All right, all right. Let's say you're
out for a walk, okay? And you pass a

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store, okay?

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And let's say it's a mall.

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Now, in this shoe store, you see this
really hot... looking pair of shoes.

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Now, you really don't need new shoes. I
mean, your old ones are very comfortable

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and fine and you wouldn't have even
thought about getting a new pair except

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fate brought you to this store with this
window and these shoes

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standing right there looking so sexy and
right.

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Uh, what would you do, Mom?

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What color are these shoes?

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Mom, the color doesn't matter.

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Of course the color matters. If you have
to buy a new dress to go with them,

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it's going to... Mom, Mom.

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They're the right color.

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The perfect color and style.

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Okay.

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Are they on sale?

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Never mind, Mom.

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Cracking his knuckles again.

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How gross.

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So what?

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This is what building a mature, long
-lasting relationship is all about.

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Oh, yeah, I forgot.

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Well, Carol will probably get used to it
after they've been together for about

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20 or 30 years.

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Would you stop that, please?

112
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What?

113
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Cracking your knuckles.

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Oh, I didn't even know I was doing it.

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Okay, he's not perfect.

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He's no James Dean.

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What matters here isn't a few little
annoying habits like... Cracking his

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knuckles, breathing through his nose,
scratching himself, hit and miss

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hygiene.

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Don't they shower after football
practice?

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What matters is what's beneath the
surface.

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Bobby here is someone intelligent you
can talk to.

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You know, I don't give this Scarlet
Letter garbage at all. I mean, if I was

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tester chick, I'd rip off the A and
stuff in the mouth of any guy who got

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Boy, this Nate Hawthorne guy, he's a
major yin -yang, you know what I mean?

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Yes, I do.

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I wonder what that cute transfer student
is doing right now.

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You mean James Dean?

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No, his name is Jeffrey.

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Hey, what do you say we go to a movie
tomorrow night?

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Forget Jeff. He may be perfect, but
Carol's already taken by a guy who's

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completely reliable and predictable.

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Carol! Oh, uh, what word don't you know?

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No, I wanted to know if you wanted to go
to a movie tomorrow night.

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Well, gee, we never go to the movies on
weeknights.

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So do we have to do the same thing day
after day, day in, day out? So let's get

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crazy. Well, okay, yeah. You know, maybe
we could rent something. I'm really in

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the mood to see a James Dean movie.
James Dean? I like him.

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Oh, you do?

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Heck yeah.

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So he acts when he's not cranking out
sausages, huh?

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Carol. Bobby, where have you... Oh, hi.

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You are not going to believe this. On
the way to the library yesterday, I

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that revival movie theater.

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And guess what was playing?

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What?

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Rebel Without a Cause.

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No. Yeah, isn't that incredible?

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Must be fake.

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So I was thinking, maybe we could go
tonight.

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Go out with you?

152
00:10:09,180 --> 00:10:13,860
Well, I really don't... Go out with you,
huh?

153
00:10:15,820 --> 00:10:18,060
Carol, you said it. It's fate.

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Don't try to fight it. Done, Bobby. Go
for it. Go for it. Go for it.

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Go for it. Go for it. Go for it.

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Go for it.

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Pick you up at seven.

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Well, you know me, Carol. I'm always
late.

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Exactly. Well, what is that supposed to
mean? There's no reason to yell.

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I'm not yelling. If you're going to
carry on this way, it's only going to

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embarrass us both.

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00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:04,340
Huh? If you can be so inconsiderate of
me, it can only mean one thing.

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What's that?

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You're tired of me. I'm tired of you.
Oh, so you don't deny it. Deny what?

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I'm just going to say you want to break
up with me.

166
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Wait a minute here. What's going on? Why
are you acting like this?

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Oh, so childish to blame me.

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There's something going on.

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You got another guy or what?

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Oh, you have to drag this into the
gutter, don't you? I suppose next you're

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going to say you're going to want to
break up with me, huh? I don't want to

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break up with you. Well, neither do I.

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But, but, under the circumstances, I do
think it would be a

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good idea for both of us to see a little
less of each other.

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Okay. Okay, fine. If that's what you
wanted, we'll break up. Fine.

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If you didn't know.

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I did not say you were insensitive to
Carol. Oh, no, no, no. You said, honey,

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couldn't you muster a little sympathy
for our heartbroken daughter?

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00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:09,520
Yes, after what this jock did to her.

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00:12:09,820 --> 00:12:13,460
Honey, she didn't say that he dumped
her. She said they broke up.

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And you believed her.

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You know what I think? I think that
you're just getting swept up in all the

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melodrama. Mellow drama? Jason, our
innocent little girl takes one tentative

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step into the tumultuous world of dating
only to have it chopped off.

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I really don't think Carol has lost a
limb.

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Okay, this time I will say it. You are
insensitive.

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Well, I'm sorry.

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I didn't notice that Carol was all that
broken up. She was covering... Jason,

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don't you know anything about women?

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No.

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was her first boyfriend, her first real
love.

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I know.

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00:12:54,300 --> 00:12:58,320
You know what I think? I think when
Carol told us that they broke up, she

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lying. I think Bobby dumped her.

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00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:01,560
You do?

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And you're happy about it.

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Happy? Honey, do I look happy?

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00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:10,480
Jason, how many times have you said that
Carol should not be going steady with

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the first guy she ever dated? And you
agreed with me. Of course I did.

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00:13:17,859 --> 00:13:20,040
Well, then you think it's good that
they're not together?

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No. Oh, so you'd prefer that Carol and
Bobby were together for the rest of

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lives so Carol wouldn't meet any other
guys and she'd never have a chance to

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broaden her horizons? Oh, of course not.

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00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,180
Maggie, I'm getting very confused with
this conversation.

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Well, obviously.

206
00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:38,320
Well, maybe I am insensitive.

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Maybe she's nuts.

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Ben!

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00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:50,320
Honey. I know exactly what you're
feeling. I'm a woman, too. I know that.

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All I can say is the hurt will fade.
With each passing day, it'll get easier

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easier to forget him. Who?

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Bobby.

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Oh, yeah.

214
00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:05,540
Honey, I want to tell you a story about
my first love and how he broke my heart

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and how I ended up stronger for the
experience. Mom, is this a long story?

216
00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:10,360
No, no, not really. Because I have a
date.

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00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:13,580
Good, because it's important for you to
realize that there are so many other

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boys out there and you have a date.

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00:14:17,460 --> 00:14:20,920
Honey, I decided you were right. I
should let Carol know that I heard for

220
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too. Why?

221
00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:23,720
Pardon me?

222
00:14:24,340 --> 00:14:26,540
She doesn't need you to cheer her up.
She's got a date.

223
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,000
Oh, with Bobby?

224
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:29,640
Of course not. She dumped Bobby.

225
00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:34,060
I thought Bobby dumped her. Jason, how
many times do I have to go over this?

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Just one more.

227
00:14:38,480 --> 00:14:43,280
Is this what it's like to love somebody?

228
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I don't know.

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00:14:47,210 --> 00:14:49,510
What kind of a person do you think a
girl wants?

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A man.

231
00:14:53,890 --> 00:14:54,890
Yes.

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But a man who can be gentle and sweet.

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Like you are.

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Gosh, I love this movie.

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00:15:06,330 --> 00:15:08,010
It's an even better thing yet with you.

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00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:19,750
We should watch the movie, okay?

237
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Right, right.

238
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I'm serious.

239
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What's with you?

240
00:15:29,350 --> 00:15:30,350
What do you mean?

241
00:15:30,950 --> 00:15:32,150
I know you like me.

242
00:15:33,070 --> 00:15:35,150
You wouldn't have dumped your boyfriend
if you didn't.

243
00:15:35,410 --> 00:15:38,530
I didn't dump... Wait, how did you know
I was going with Bobby?

244
00:15:39,650 --> 00:15:40,650
I don't know.

245
00:15:41,310 --> 00:15:42,590
I heard it around school.

246
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,770
So you knew that when you asked me out?

247
00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:50,300
something.

248
00:15:50,820 --> 00:15:51,820
Why didn't you?

249
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:56,020
Why is it easy now? I don't know.

250
00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:58,360
See?

251
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:02,060
You didn't want that to stand in our way
any more than I did.

252
00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:07,620
I knew exactly what I wanted from the
moment I decided to bump into you at

253
00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:08,940
locker. Really?

254
00:16:10,380 --> 00:16:14,040
But I thought it was fate that brought
us together.

255
00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:16,460
It was.

256
00:16:17,180 --> 00:16:19,540
Why, you just said you planned our
meeting.

257
00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:22,700
Okay, I did plan it.

258
00:16:23,180 --> 00:16:27,900
A guy cannot depend on mere fate when
he's trying to meet the most popular

259
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:28,900
in school.

260
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,700
What? What makes you think I'm that?

261
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:36,700
The girl who goes with the captain of
the football team is always the most

262
00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:37,700
popular girl in school.

263
00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:41,600
But I'm not the most popular girl in
school. Not even close. That's not me at

264
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:42,600
all. Shh.

265
00:16:47,150 --> 00:16:50,450
I'm not sure. This isn't exactly what I
thought it would be like at all.

266
00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:52,470
What did you expect?

267
00:16:55,010 --> 00:16:59,450
Something... Something like up on that
screen.

268
00:17:00,470 --> 00:17:03,330
Something meant to be. Something
destined.

269
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:07,510
You see, I thought that you came out of
the blue and that you were so right and

270
00:17:07,510 --> 00:17:11,050
it was not just an accident that we met,
but that it was fate.

271
00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:14,630
But it wasn't.

272
00:17:19,389 --> 00:17:21,030
Hey, come on.

273
00:17:21,790 --> 00:17:25,150
Look, we're here together at a great
movie.

274
00:17:26,589 --> 00:17:28,670
So we both schemed a little bit to get
here.

275
00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:30,190
So what?

276
00:17:30,630 --> 00:17:34,130
What matters is that I'm a lot better
for you than Watson.

277
00:17:35,770 --> 00:17:40,030
His name is Bobby, and he doesn't flinch
when I do that to him.

278
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:49,399
Here she comes.

279
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:50,400
Do you want to talk to her?

280
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,720
Well, I think both of us would be a bit
much.

281
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:54,880
Right. You handle it.

282
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:56,360
What?

283
00:17:58,220 --> 00:17:59,220
Hello.

284
00:18:01,540 --> 00:18:05,760
Yes, well, Carol, I think that we should
have a little talk about this whole

285
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:06,980
situation with Bobby.

286
00:18:08,620 --> 00:18:11,160
Bobby? The situation with Bobby? I blew
it.

287
00:18:11,420 --> 00:18:14,980
Carol Siever, the girl who's supposed to
be so smart, just lost the only guy

288
00:18:14,980 --> 00:18:15,980
that she ever cared about.

289
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,300
Jason, I didn't say to browbeat her.

290
00:18:36,980 --> 00:18:41,820
Carol, what are you... Bobby, honey,
before you say anything, I just want to

291
00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:44,320
apologize for my obnoxious behavior
yesterday.

292
00:18:44,580 --> 00:18:47,020
I am so... Hi, Carol.

293
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:48,680
Hi.

294
00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:50,100
What?

295
00:18:50,820 --> 00:18:53,600
Carol, you are absolutely right about
seeing other people.

296
00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:56,220
We better get to class, Bobby, honey.

297
00:18:56,990 --> 00:18:58,070
She won't let me be late.

298
00:19:00,170 --> 00:19:01,850
This is not happening.

299
00:19:12,030 --> 00:19:13,030
Nope, nope.

300
00:19:13,290 --> 00:19:15,930
Truth is, Ben, even I don't understand
women.

301
00:19:20,270 --> 00:19:24,290
Dad, I would like to thank you for
allowing me to blunder my way into an

302
00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:25,290
bigger mistake.

303
00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:27,360
ruined my entire life.

304
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:28,900
What happened?

305
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:33,840
After all that Bobby and I meant to each
other, he dumped me for that airhole

306
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:37,480
Debbie, a girl that he hardly even knows
yet. Can you believe that?

307
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:40,800
Well, you know... Isn't that exactly
what you did to Bobby?

308
00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:42,900
I think maybe Ben has a point.

309
00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:44,260
You do?

310
00:19:44,340 --> 00:19:45,420
Yep, he do.

311
00:19:48,360 --> 00:19:51,420
You sure she's not home? Yeah, yeah,
look, if she was, she'd be sitting there

312
00:19:51,420 --> 00:19:53,620
that couch doing her stupid homework
making me look bad.

313
00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:57,180
Mike, I just want to get my stuff and
get out of here. Yeah, come on. Look, I

314
00:19:57,180 --> 00:19:58,760
know which drawers she keeps everything
in.

315
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,920
No. I no longer have the right to go
near Carol's drawers.

316
00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:09,060
What are you doing here?

317
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,360
I thought you had chess club this
afternoon.

318
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:17,380
Oh, uh, right. Well, I'll leave you two
alone. I'm sure you've got lots to, uh,

319
00:20:17,380 --> 00:20:18,380
talk about.

320
00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:21,840
Well, I don't have anything to talk
about.

321
00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:23,400
Neither do I.

322
00:20:24,010 --> 00:20:26,050
I'll come back later for my Tony Danza
tank top.

323
00:20:26,830 --> 00:20:27,830
Say hi to Debbie.

324
00:20:29,110 --> 00:20:32,470
You know, you're the one who went out
with other people in the first place. I

325
00:20:32,470 --> 00:20:33,890
only went out with Debbie because you
went out with Mr.

326
00:20:34,590 --> 00:20:35,590
Vavavavum.

327
00:20:36,710 --> 00:20:39,830
Well, what's wrong with going out with
other people? We weren't officially

328
00:20:39,830 --> 00:20:40,830
steady, remember?

329
00:20:40,850 --> 00:20:42,130
Now, you're right. It wasn't official.

330
00:20:42,430 --> 00:20:45,490
So that's why I'm going out with Debbie.
And you've got no reason to be mad,

331
00:20:45,630 --> 00:20:46,970
Carol. Well, yeah.

332
00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:54,880
And what's good for the goose is good
for the mice to play when the cat's

333
00:20:56,460 --> 00:20:58,740
You're right. And I'm right. I'm right.

334
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,360
Yes.

335
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:06,580
Look, I never should have gone out with
Jeff.

336
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:09,680
It was the worst mistake that I have
ever made.

337
00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:12,840
And you have every right to hate me.

338
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:19,200
No, Carol, I couldn't hate you. Sure you
can. It's easy. I'm a flying bucket.

339
00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:23,840
No. I was the first guy you ever dated.

340
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,360
I could see how you might get a little
curious.

341
00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:30,600
Hey, it's amazing you did so well your
first time around.

342
00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:34,360
There's no understanding.

343
00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:36,380
I know temptation.

344
00:21:36,660 --> 00:21:40,220
I mean, I think girls every day, I would
just love... Bobby. Oh, shut up.

345
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:43,480
Look.

346
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:45,960
I'm really sorry.

347
00:21:49,710 --> 00:21:54,610
than anybody, and I don't care about
your irritating habits.

348
00:21:55,350 --> 00:21:57,350
That's just the way I feel about you,
too.

349
00:22:02,090 --> 00:22:08,610
You can still see other people if you
want.

350
00:22:09,610 --> 00:22:10,610
Oh, you too.

351
00:22:11,490 --> 00:22:12,490
Right.

352
00:22:12,810 --> 00:22:17,730
Bobby, we can stand here and lie to each
other, or you can kiss me.

353
00:22:18,510 --> 00:22:19,510
Hmm.

354
00:22:21,730 --> 00:22:25,030
So we agree it's a good thing that Carol
and Bobby are finished.

355
00:22:25,370 --> 00:22:26,370
Absolutely.

356
00:22:47,470 --> 00:22:48,590
Yeah, you know, it's really sad.

357
00:22:48,850 --> 00:22:52,790
Look, Ben, take it from me. Never, ever
get into a long -term relationship with

358
00:22:52,790 --> 00:22:56,870
a girl, because then they start
controlling you, and that means the end

359
00:22:56,910 --> 00:22:57,910
as you know it.

360
00:22:58,130 --> 00:23:01,270
So you're saying guys should control
girls or our lives will be miserable?

361
00:23:01,990 --> 00:23:02,990
Exactly.

362
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:07,370
Leah, what do you mean by that, Ben?
Come on now, haven't you heard a word

363
00:23:07,370 --> 00:23:07,949
been saying?

364
00:23:07,950 --> 00:23:09,750
Look, women should be in control.

365
00:23:10,330 --> 00:23:13,950
What? Oh, yes, if they're smarter, more
sensible, and more responsible.

366
00:23:14,490 --> 00:23:15,770
Look, think of Mom.

367
00:23:16,190 --> 00:23:19,510
All right? Now, she's the real head of
this family, and I, for one, couldn't be

368
00:23:19,510 --> 00:23:20,510
happier.

369
00:23:23,710 --> 00:23:26,010
So you're saying women should be in
control?

370
00:23:26,550 --> 00:23:29,130
No. How many times do I have to explain
this to you?

