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So, then, the hypotenuse of any right
triangle can be found by squaring each

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leg, summing those totals, and then
what?

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Mike Sieber?

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Yes, ma 'am?

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I'm waiting for an answer to my
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Oh.

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False.

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This isn't a true -false question.

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Oh, right.

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D, none of the above.

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I'd like you to stay after school today.
We'll go over the material you've

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missed. Oh, gee, I can't. Coach Lubbock
has me staying after his class today.

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Tomorrow will be fine.

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No can do. I got detention in history.

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All right. Thursday, then?

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Look, to tell you the truth, Mrs.
Salinger, my whole week is kind of

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But I do have a couple of days open next
week, though.

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Well, class, a visit from Mr. DeWitt.

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This is an honor indeed.

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Stop sucking up, Gallinger. I'm in no
mood.

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Where's Mike Seaver?

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Out in the hallway, mister, and I mean
now.

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Next week will probably be booked up,
too.

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Mr. Seaver. Uh, sir, if you just give me
a chance, I can explain. I hope so.

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Um, I had no idea something as serious
as this would happen, and I will pay for

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all of the damages.

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What the gull darn are you talking
about?

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Uh, what are you talking about?

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You first.

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Well, um, I was just kind of apologizing
for going to school here.

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Too late for that.

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I want you to explain how a boy who is
known as the school screwball A boy who

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has spent more time sitting outside my
office than my secretary.

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Explain how this boy gets picked by the
student nominating committee to be one

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of the candidates for student body
president.

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In student body government?

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It's a mockery. What will people think?
A total embarrassment. Absolutely. Not

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only for me, but for this whole school,
too.

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That?

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We're nowhere near the end.

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We're nowhere near the best. She's ready
to begin.

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Carol,

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can't you just be happy for your
brother?

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Seaver should be nominated for student
body president, it should be me.

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Now, honey, are you sure those aren't
just your hurt feelings talking?

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Absolutely not.

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Carol, obviously the nominating
committee saw beneath Mike's surface.

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And what did they see?

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Well, qualities of, um... Um... Jason,
what did they see?

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This is your point, honey.

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Isn't there just one... in this house
with a scintilla of objectivity, a

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of judgment, a basic sense of fairness
and decency... My

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guess would be no.

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When word gets out that I have been
nominated, people are going to start

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accusing me of being a hard -working,
responsible young adult.

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Gee, this is worse than we thought.

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You know, Steve, you're turning into a
regular Michael J. Fox.

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Hey, look, I have not worked since
kindergarten on my party animal image to

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it all flushed down the toilet.

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Mike, why don't you just drop out?

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I can't drop out. My name is already on
the ballot.

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If I drop out now, I'll be a weenie on
top of everything else.

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What a stupid suggestion.

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Oh, yeah? I wasn't talking about
dropping out of the elections. I was

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about dropping out of school.

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Now who's stupid?

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Speaking.

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Who's this?

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The Schwartz twins?

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I have both of you on the line?

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Well, Bone, you're out. And Cindy Bauer,
too? The Bone is back in.

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Well, who told you ladies that I was a
candidate?

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Well, I haven't actually decided if...
What?

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You would?

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All of you?

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Well, I'm...

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I'm moved.

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Okay, you too. Bye -bye.

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The Schwartz twins say that they are
willing to do anything to help us out

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my campaign.

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Yeah!

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Okay, this brings us to the candidates
for student body president.

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Our first candidate...

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is quarterback of the varsity football
team, three -time member of the honor

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roll, and recipient of the Perfect
Attendance Award, Robert Jordan.

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His opponent, Lord knows why, is Mike

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Seaver.

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We'll hear first from Mr.

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Seaver.

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Watch your language, mister.

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Thank you, thank you. And I mean that
very, very sincerely, Mr. DeWitt.

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want to be your student body president
is it the fame the money the power it's

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the power just kidding now what can i
tell you people you all know

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me you know what i'm all about and you
know what i stand for i ask you to

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overlook all that and vote for me anyway

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Mr. Jordan.

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Thank you, Mr. DeWitt.

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Ladies and gentlemen, fellow Hooters.

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Way to go out there, Mikey.

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Thank you. Did you get a load of this
guy? He's handing out campaign tags at

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candy bars.

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Yeah.

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All good reasons.

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What we can ill afford to turn over the
student council to someone who's logged

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more time in detention.

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than most of us have in our regular
classes.

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And look who he's chosen for his running
mate, Richard Stabone, known to one and

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all as... I

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bet

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Mike Seaver thinks it's pretty funny he
could be your president.

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What he doesn't realize, though, is that
if he is elected, the joke will be on

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all of us.

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You don't have to take my word for it.

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Who would know him better than his own
sister?

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My colleague from the Honor Society,
Carol Seaver.

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Carol, who are you supporting in this
election?

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Uh, well, I haven't decided yet.

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Right, sorry, Carol. Didn't mean to put
you on the spot like that.

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Anyway, my point is, how bad a candidate
can you be if your own sister won't

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even vote for you?

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Why did you do that to me?

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I thought you wanted your brother to
lose.

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That's right. I wanted him totally
humiliated, but I didn't want to hurt

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feelings.

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If I wouldn't have known you care, I
would have supported Mike.

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I just feel terrible.

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I'll support him now if you want.

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I'm a traitor.

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It doesn't matter that he doesn't stand
a chance. It doesn't matter that the

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only reason he's on the ballot is
because Jordan had a few friends on the

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nominating committee.

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I don't care. I love you.

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What did you just say?

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I love you.

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No, the important part.

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The only reason Mike's on the ballot is
because Jordan had a few friends on the

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nominating committee.

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Why? Well, he needed an opponent who
looked popular, but who no one takes

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seriously. The perfect loser.

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Really?

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Thanks, Bob.

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The Computer Club. will be tallying this
year's election electronically, so be

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sure you don't fold, spindle, or
mutilate your ballot.

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Assembly, this way.

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Uh, hold on a second, please.

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Um, now even though some people may
think that I am a bozo, I am in this

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election because I am a hooter through
and through.

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boner to be my running mate at some kind
of joke.

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That's right.

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I won the coin toss fair and square.

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Right, Mikey?

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Hi,

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Benny. Hi, Mom.

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So how did I do on tonight's newscast?

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You missed my newscast.

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Are you kidding?

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No, Ben and I were right on the edge of
our chairs. Right, Ben?

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Too late, Dad. I already told her the
truth.

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Why'd you have to pick now to tell the
truth?

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Honey, I wanted to watch. I honestly
did.

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Oh, it's okay, sweetheart. You had your
hands full making dinner.

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Yeah, well, we're eating out tonight.

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Oh? Yeah, well, Mike commandeered the
kitchen for the campaign.

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You're changing the subject. Yes, I am.
Just in time, too.

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Yeah, he's got Eddie and Boner in there,
they're making signs, planning

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strategy. You won't believe the way he's
committed to this election.

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All right, all right, I want you to get
600 copies of this made, and by tomorrow

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morning we're going to have one stuffed
into every locker.

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Right. Right, okay.

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And you said I couldn't do 25 of them.

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I lick my... What?

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Ben, you misspelled like on every one of
these.

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So you can't use them?

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Very humorous.

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I'll fix them. All right, just don't
watch TV when you do it, huh, Ben?

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So this is Seaver for President
Headquarters?

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Yeah. Hey, Mom.

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Well, Mr.

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Candidate, we're going to go for some
takeout down at the Choo Choo Lemieux

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Look, before you leave, Mom, do you
think you could take a look at this?

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Sure, Mike. What is it? Well, the
elections are tomorrow, and each

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to read a speech over the PA system. So
I thought maybe you could take a look at

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it and tell me if it's okay.

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Sure.

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I'm Mike Seaver, your candidate for
student body president.

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A lot of you think of me as the guy in
the back of the classroom who makes rude

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noises with my armpit.

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Well, okay, maybe I've done that. Maybe
I'm not a genius or anything, and maybe

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I'm not a jock.

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But that doesn't mean I don't care about
Dewey High.

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Ask my friends.

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They'll tell you how much I care about
our school and about them.

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Hey, I'm just one of you guys. And if
you think somebody just like you might

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a good job as student body president, I
ask for your vote today.

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Thank you.

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No good, huh?

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Mike, I wouldn't change a word of this.

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Except maybe armpit.

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I was kind of thinking about that, but
that's kind of how I'm best known.

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Oh, I wish I was still in high school.

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So do I.

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Bye. See you, Mike. Bye -bye. Have fun.

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All right.

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Rude noises with my armpit.

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Weird noises with my armpit.

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Much better.

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Mike?

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Look, Carol, I really don't have time to
talk to you right now. Come on, I've

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been waiting for you to be alone since I
got home.

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Why? Well, to apologize for embarrassing
you today. See, I was just mad that

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somebody as pathetically inadequate as
you would be nominated for student body

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president. Look, Carol, when does the
apology start?

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Look, I said I was sorry.

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Hey, look, maybe you don't think I stand
a chance, but the nominating committee

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sure did.

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The nominating committee?

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Mike, you should know... No, no, look,
you should know that I am not some kind

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of joke just because people are laughing
at me.

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With me.

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You know what I mean.

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Mike, if you think you can win, you're
really stupid.

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I mean... Hey, look, look, the
nominating committee disagreed, and a

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those guys happen to be friends of
Jordan's.

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Well, now I'm stupid, Carol.

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Voting is now taking place in all home
rooms.

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Get out and vote.

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Now be...

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Thank you.

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Ah, fun. Look, you got any more returns
in? Yeah. All right, all right. Give

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them to me slow. Okay.

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Freshman returns so far.

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Would you give me that?

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Jordan, 191.

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Seaver, 56.

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Mike, you sure?

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Yeah, yeah. That's what it says.

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Read the other one.

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Pee -wee Herman 64.

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Yeah, I didn't even know he was running.

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Go see if you can get any more returns,
huh? Sure.

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Mike, Mike, Mike, would you like to hear
my victory cheer?

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Maybe later.

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Maybe Carol's right.

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I mean, maybe there's no place in
politics for a guy who comes to class

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toilet seat cover around his neck.

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Then it's a pretty sad day for America,
Michael.

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Sophomore class total, Jordan 115,
Stephen 106.

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Hey, this is good, Mikey.

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Yeah, peewee dropped out.

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Yeah, I'm still way behind.

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All right, boy, go see what else you can
get, huh, buddy? Okay.

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Hey, how come I got to do all the stupid
grunt work?

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Well, you said you wanted to be vice
president, right?

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Oh, right.

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Don't you give up yet, Michael.

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Yeah, right.

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Hey, Mikey, you okay?

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Like, this is no big deal. I mean, who
wants to be student body president

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anyway? You know, the only reason that
I'm even in this election is because...

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Look, this whole thing is just a joke.

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You guys ain't gonna believe this one.

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Junior class total.

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Jordan, 64.

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Siva, 198.

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Hey, look at this, Mickey.

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You are only ten votes down from Jordan.

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I get the senior tally.

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Oh, man, I could actually do this. I
might win this one.

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Attention, please. This is Mr. DeWitt
speaking.

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We have the results of the student body
election.

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This is it.

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This is it.

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For student body president, the winner
is him.

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It can't be him.

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Did you hear the contempt in his voice?
It's got to be me.

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Vice President, me, Richard Milhouse the
Bone.

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They ain't gonna have Boner to kick
around no more.

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Okay.

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To President Michael Aaron Thieber, who,
oh gosh, that has a nice ring to it.

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Take care of the toast.

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Some be better. My arm's getting tired.

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Carol, hey, you're just in time to toast
your brother's victory.

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Oh, yeah, Carol, someone wanted to tell
you from the bottom of my heart.

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Come on, you want to be the first
president in history to get grounded for

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entire term?

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Well, if I'm not wanted, I'll go to my
room.

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Hey, hold on here. You better go.

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I'm going.

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Good riddance.

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has to. Now, what is going on here?

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Mike?

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Carol?

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Don't anyone go anywhere?

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Except you, Ben.

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Hello?

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Hello, I'm Willie DeWitt, principal of
Dewey. Oh, wow.

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You're Maggie Malone. I watch on the
news every night.

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Well, thank you.

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He watches me on the news every...
You're Mrs. Deaver. Oh, I didn't make

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connection.

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Well, come in. You've met my husband,
Jason.

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Many, many, many times.

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How are you, Mr. Dewey? Not good.

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Yo, Mr. D. I need a word with both of
you in private about a grave matter

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concerning one of your children.

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Mike, don't go anywhere.

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Good choice.

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My husband's office.

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I know why he's here. So do I, but it
was only fake vomit and nobody got hurt.

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Listen to me. It's about the election.
It was rigged.

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So this has, like, nothing to do with
the vomit whatsoever?

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Mike, listen. You won the election
because I rigged it.

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Oh, yeah?

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Yeah. Why would you do that?

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Well, at this moment, I'm questioning
that myself.

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I didn't want you finishing behind Pee
Wee Herman.

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Look, you expect me to believe that you
could pull something like that off?

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I interfaced with the school computer,
cross -referenced all active student ID

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numbers to come up with 125 AirSats
ones, which I then input as ASCII code

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into the central data bank.

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Okay, that's one way to do it.

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Why should I believe you? I mean, you
have been against me ever since the

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nominating committee picked me for this.
They picked you because they thought

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you were a sure loser.

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Well, they didn't.

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Mike, think about it.

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Didn't it seem a little odd that they
choose someone who's best known for

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rude noises with his armpit?

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Weird noises.

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I'm just telling you how it was.

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I don't want people laughing at you who
aren't related to you.

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You rigged the election for me?

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Yeah.

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And for what it's worth, came really
close to winning without my votes.

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You actually did something illegal for
me?

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I don't know what to say.

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00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,600
Well, you're my brother.

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Like it or not.

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00:21:50,399 --> 00:21:51,399
Gee.

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In my office.

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Mr. President. Mom, Dad. Carol, this
doesn't concern you. But it does. Carol,

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please. Mike. Mom, I have to tell you
something.

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Carol, what is it?

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Okay. All right. Carol, look. This has
nothing to do with you, all right? Huh?

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I am the one who rigged the election,
not you.

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I interplaced with some of the computer
hoosets, and I did

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some stuff.

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Some bad stuff, some very, very bad
stuff.

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You did not! I did, too. Marie! Carol,
hold it! I don't know who's responsible,

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but whoever gets that detention at
school will also be held here at home,

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grounded for a long, long time.

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She did!

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As you all heard on the PA system this
morning, there was some, uh...

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Fraud. Okay, fraud in yesterday's
voting.

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So I will not be able to serve as your
president.

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But I do want to thank everyone out
there who did vote for me, both those

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exist and those who don't.

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So since the charter of the student
council says that those who tamper with

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nominations or the elections must be
disqualified, here is your new student

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president. The only person on either
ticket who was not a crook, Richard

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Milhouse Stabone.