1 00:00:02,480 --> 00:00:04,400 All right, come on now, help me out here. 2 00:00:04,920 --> 00:00:10,200 Tell our audience, when you first realized you would rather be a woman. 3 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:11,440 In high school. 4 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:17,680 By the time I was a senior, I was quite a baton twirler. 5 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:20,780 Have you guys seen Mom and Dad? 6 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:25,580 From then on, I knew I was a female trapped in a male body. 7 00:00:28,140 --> 00:00:30,100 Hey, Carol, somebody else is your problem. 8 00:00:32,940 --> 00:00:37,160 Mike, when are you going to grow up? For your information, today, Mike Thiever 9 00:00:37,160 --> 00:00:38,300 became a man. 10 00:00:41,740 --> 00:00:44,580 Just a boy with a job at Bernie's Car Wash, but not anymore. 11 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:48,320 Bernie fired him. 12 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:52,260 You were fired? I wasn't fired. I quit. 13 00:00:52,540 --> 00:00:55,060 Either way, our deal was no job, no car. 14 00:00:55,380 --> 00:00:58,400 But, Dad, I have a job. It's a great job, an incredible job. Oh, God, this is 15 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,880 exciting. You guys might get a little dizzy when I tell you. You better sit. 16 00:01:01,780 --> 00:01:03,100 I'll take my chances. 17 00:01:06,720 --> 00:01:11,220 Okay, okay. You two are looking at the newest member of the sales force at 18 00:01:11,220 --> 00:01:12,220 Stereo Village. 19 00:01:13,750 --> 00:01:17,290 That's right. I am one of the lucky, lucky few who has been given a shot at 20 00:01:17,290 --> 00:01:22,070 unlimited earnings selling quality audio, video, and computer components at 21 00:01:22,070 --> 00:01:23,070 -bottom prices. 22 00:01:23,970 --> 00:01:25,030 I better sit down. 23 00:01:26,270 --> 00:01:29,350 I warned you guys. Look, I'd love to chat about this some more, but I'm going 24 00:01:29,350 --> 00:01:32,070 be late for the first night at work, so... Mike, we're not finished talking. 25 00:01:33,100 --> 00:01:35,780 Well, gee, Mom, I don't know what else I could possibly tell you guys. 26 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:39,840 Well, how about how did you hear about this job? Who are you working for? What 27 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:40,579 are your hours? 28 00:01:40,580 --> 00:01:41,720 How are you going to get your homework done? 29 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:42,960 How much does it pay? 30 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:43,899 Is it legal? 31 00:01:43,900 --> 00:01:44,900 Hold it. 32 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:47,660 Oh, Mike, you look a little dizzy. Maybe you better sit down. 33 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:51,620 Come on. Now, I get the feeling that you guys have no faith in me at all. 34 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:53,800 What have I ever done to make you feel that way? 35 00:01:55,260 --> 00:01:57,200 Well, in the first grade, it started. 36 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,320 Show me that smile again. 37 00:02:02,380 --> 00:02:05,780 Don't waste another minute on your crying. 38 00:02:06,140 --> 00:02:08,240 We're nowhere near the end. 39 00:02:09,580 --> 00:02:12,240 The mystery's ready to begin. 40 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:52,880 Okay, 41 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:03,460 Mike, tell us about the new job. And don't sound like a game show host. 42 00:03:03,700 --> 00:03:07,300 Okay, I work just three afternoons after school and on Saturday. 43 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:09,380 With Boner. Go on. 44 00:03:10,830 --> 00:03:13,010 And the store's just right up the street at the mall next to that shop that 45 00:03:13,010 --> 00:03:14,510 sells the sexy underwear for women. 46 00:03:15,950 --> 00:03:16,950 I know the place. 47 00:03:19,610 --> 00:03:21,130 I get my hair cut near there. 48 00:03:22,550 --> 00:03:25,850 So how much does this job pay? Well, it's a job in sales, Mom. 49 00:03:26,090 --> 00:03:27,890 How much? Well, it's kind of hard to say. 50 00:03:28,090 --> 00:03:29,090 How much? 51 00:03:30,750 --> 00:03:34,510 Well, see, when you sell things, you get a commission. And I'd be getting 10 % 52 00:03:34,510 --> 00:03:37,930 of everything I sell. I mean, it's going to be worth thousands, guys. So it has 53 00:03:37,930 --> 00:03:39,190 no base salary whatsoever. 54 00:03:41,060 --> 00:03:44,140 Now, Dad, I know this isn't going to be easy, but I sure can't spend the rest of 55 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:45,200 my life at that car wash. 56 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:48,140 Well, Jason, what do you think? 57 00:03:49,780 --> 00:03:52,640 Okay, Mike. All right. Hey, thanks, guys. Thanks a lot. I've got to go 58 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:53,239 for work. 59 00:03:53,240 --> 00:03:55,060 I can't be late. Andrew has this policy. 60 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:58,100 It says party net is unacceptable for any reason. 61 00:03:58,980 --> 00:03:59,980 Who's Andrew? 62 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:03,620 Oh, he's the manager of the whole store. See you later. 63 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:04,840 What's his last name? 64 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:06,760 Uh, Dush. 65 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:07,899 Take it easy. 66 00:04:07,900 --> 00:04:08,900 What? 67 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,080 Delish. See you later. 68 00:04:12,140 --> 00:04:18,380 Delish? He wouldn't be related to Jerry High School dropout Delish, would he? 69 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:22,380 Well... Or Jerry High, we're both in jail, Delish? 70 00:04:23,180 --> 00:04:26,060 Uh, actually, what was the question again? 71 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:30,780 Is Andrew Delish related to that jerk that used to get you into trouble all 72 00:04:30,780 --> 00:04:34,160 time? Related? Um, they're very close. 73 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:35,500 How close? 74 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:36,600 Same guy. 75 00:04:41,070 --> 00:04:44,570 Didn't we forbid you to associate with Jerry Delish? Yeah, but you didn't say 76 00:04:44,570 --> 00:04:45,570 anything about Andrew. 77 00:04:45,630 --> 00:04:47,230 Come on, what's this Andrew business? 78 00:04:47,750 --> 00:04:48,810 Why'd he change his name? 79 00:04:49,030 --> 00:04:50,490 Well, I think it's kind of obvious, Dad. 80 00:04:51,270 --> 00:04:53,050 He had to throw the cops off the trail. 81 00:04:53,950 --> 00:04:58,390 No, Dad, he wanted to change his life around, so he started with his name. I 82 00:04:58,390 --> 00:05:00,250 mean, Dad, he's the manager of the whole store. 83 00:05:00,770 --> 00:05:03,470 And you're the one who's always saying we should believe the best in people, so 84 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,290 why not give Jerry the benefit of the doubt? 85 00:05:07,150 --> 00:05:10,310 Well, um... Okay, what do you think, Maggie? 86 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:12,820 I'll agree with your decision. 87 00:05:16,380 --> 00:05:18,820 All right, Mike, give it a shot. Hey, thanks a lot, Dad. 88 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:21,860 That wasn't the decision I was going to agree with. 89 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:25,240 Uh -huh. 90 00:05:26,340 --> 00:05:28,560 You know, if you're going to deal with the public, you'll need a nice 91 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:29,560 conservative suit. 92 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:33,700 Come on, Dad, let's sell them stereos. Well, yeah, but it never hurts to look 93 00:05:33,700 --> 00:05:35,060 sharp. Uh -huh. 94 00:05:35,360 --> 00:05:36,440 Tell me about it. 95 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,860 tell Mike that he could work for Jerry Delish? 96 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:03,040 Well, honey, after you left, I got to hear Jerry's philosophy. 97 00:06:03,860 --> 00:06:05,980 The road to success is hard work. 98 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:11,100 And don't expect others to make it easy for you. Each of us is responsible for 99 00:06:11,100 --> 00:06:12,099 himself. 100 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:13,100 Really? Really. 101 00:06:13,820 --> 00:06:16,460 He's got Mike wanting to be prompt and dependable. 102 00:06:16,780 --> 00:06:18,960 Things I've been trying to make him think about for years. 103 00:06:19,300 --> 00:06:23,780 Gee. If I wasn't so darn self -confident myself, I might even be a little 104 00:06:23,780 --> 00:06:24,780 jealous. 105 00:06:25,420 --> 00:06:28,800 I was just like... State for the record that I never once suggested that you 106 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:29,800 might have been a man. 107 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:34,860 What the heck are they watching in there anyway? 108 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:40,760 And don't forget to send your friends in. 109 00:06:41,080 --> 00:06:45,120 Uh, if I have a problem with my unit... Call me. I will. 110 00:06:55,720 --> 00:06:56,720 What do you think? 111 00:06:57,860 --> 00:06:59,040 I think you're dangerous. 112 00:07:03,180 --> 00:07:04,460 Boner, what are you doing? 113 00:07:04,820 --> 00:07:08,160 All I know is I got a guy to look at a couple speakers who only want a change 114 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:09,159 for the pocket meter. 115 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:10,400 I say I did a lot. 116 00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:15,120 Remember what Andy said, a good salesman could sell a refrigerator to an Eskimo. 117 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:18,480 Well, an Eskimo wouldn't need a... Oh. 118 00:07:20,380 --> 00:07:21,380 Yeah. 119 00:07:22,060 --> 00:07:23,760 Okay, I'll give it another shot. That's right. 120 00:07:25,979 --> 00:07:29,700 Hello, and welcome to Stereo Village, where quality and value... Dr. Siva. 121 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:31,980 Boner. It's Richard here. 122 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:33,600 You changed your name, too? 123 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:37,100 No, it's always been Richard. I just don't use it because it's a dumb 124 00:07:37,100 --> 00:07:38,100 name. 125 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:40,500 Good thinking, Boner. 126 00:07:42,260 --> 00:07:43,460 Hey, Mikey, look who's here. 127 00:07:44,100 --> 00:07:45,280 Ah, excuse me a second. 128 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:47,300 Hi, Mike. Hey. 129 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:50,680 Boner, can you take care of my customer while I take care of my dad? Well, I'd 130 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:51,920 rather sell to your dad. Okay. 131 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:57,140 So, Dad, what are you doing here? 132 00:07:57,480 --> 00:08:00,860 I'm just taking advantage of Stereo Village's grand opening sale. 133 00:08:01,420 --> 00:08:03,620 You're checking up on me. Oh, come on. 134 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:05,340 I'm not checking up on you. 135 00:08:06,260 --> 00:08:08,840 Okay, I'm checking up on you. So sue me. 136 00:08:09,480 --> 00:08:11,720 Dad, uh... I see you took my advice about the suit. 137 00:08:11,940 --> 00:08:14,260 Well, yeah, yeah. Andrew said dress for success. 138 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:18,360 Hey, Michael, when you get a chance... Dr. Seaver. 139 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:23,460 Jerry. Andrew. I haven't seen you since you bailed Michael and me out of jail. 140 00:08:24,460 --> 00:08:26,540 Yes. That was a very long time ago, Dan. 141 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:27,439 That's right. 142 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,540 Well, I think Michael and I have done quite a bit of growing up. 143 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:31,340 Mikey, look who else is here. 144 00:08:31,780 --> 00:08:32,780 Jason, 145 00:08:33,860 --> 00:08:35,100 what are you doing here? 146 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:36,740 Checking up on the famous you. 147 00:08:37,539 --> 00:08:41,360 Oh, no, no, no, honey. I just happen to be shopping at the lingerie store next 148 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:42,700 door. Really? 149 00:08:46,869 --> 00:08:50,670 You remember Jerry Delish, don't you? That dirtbag? Where is he? 150 00:08:50,990 --> 00:08:52,270 It's Andrew now. 151 00:08:54,390 --> 00:08:58,330 Oh, my goodness. You've changed. How you doing, Mr. Seaver? 152 00:08:58,830 --> 00:09:01,310 You two must be just as proud of Michael as I am. 153 00:09:01,990 --> 00:09:03,170 Why? Why? 154 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:04,630 You don't know? 155 00:09:05,390 --> 00:09:08,390 Michael here has outsold everybody. It's his first four days. 156 00:09:09,569 --> 00:09:13,130 That's wonderful, Michael. Why didn't you tell us? Well, I just thought I'd 157 00:09:13,130 --> 00:09:13,969 surprise you. 158 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:17,010 Well, he sure has surprised me. I've never seen a harder worker. 159 00:09:18,550 --> 00:09:21,230 Well, look, I'd love to talk to you guys, but I have a customer over here 160 00:09:21,230 --> 00:09:22,069 needs some help. 161 00:09:22,070 --> 00:09:23,370 Go get him, Mike. Okay. 162 00:09:25,250 --> 00:09:26,250 Dr. Seaver. 163 00:09:27,230 --> 00:09:31,750 Seaver, I just wanted to tell you, I'm deeply touched that you overlooked all 164 00:09:31,750 --> 00:09:35,290 that stupid trouble I used to get Mikey into and took a chance and let Michael 165 00:09:35,290 --> 00:09:36,870 work here. Not many parents would do that. 166 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:39,870 Heck. Anybody could end up in jail. 167 00:09:41,390 --> 00:09:43,150 Well, it was a pleasure to see you both. 168 00:09:43,390 --> 00:09:44,570 Thank you, Jerry. 169 00:09:44,930 --> 00:09:45,930 Andrew. 170 00:09:46,170 --> 00:09:49,290 Is our radio cassette TV thing any good? 171 00:09:49,510 --> 00:09:50,510 Oh, yes, yes. 172 00:09:51,510 --> 00:09:54,450 Well, I can't lie to you, Ed. It's really not worth the price. 173 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:55,970 Yeah? Yeah. 174 00:09:56,370 --> 00:09:57,370 That's my boy. 175 00:09:57,770 --> 00:10:00,250 I told you my taking the shot was a good idea. 176 00:10:00,470 --> 00:10:01,890 Oh, come on. You were so untrue. 177 00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:04,950 It's not fair. It's not fair. It's not fair. 178 00:10:05,490 --> 00:10:06,510 It's not clean. 179 00:10:07,770 --> 00:10:08,870 Have you guys seen Mom and Dad? 180 00:10:09,370 --> 00:10:11,230 Mike, it's your turn to do the dishes. 181 00:10:11,590 --> 00:10:12,590 Not tonight, Benny. 182 00:10:13,630 --> 00:10:14,630 Mom? Dad? 183 00:10:15,370 --> 00:10:19,270 You think just because you didn't dirty any of these dishes, you can get out of 184 00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:21,390 Washington? Looking good tonight, Carol. 185 00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:24,530 Hey, Mike, we thought you'd be at work. 186 00:10:25,410 --> 00:10:26,410 Bye again. 187 00:10:27,230 --> 00:10:30,310 See, this is the big surprise I was telling you about. I just got my first 188 00:10:30,310 --> 00:10:33,630 commission check, and it was major. You guys aren't going to believe this. 189 00:10:34,130 --> 00:10:36,850 But I thought I'd share some of the wealth with my family. 190 00:10:37,820 --> 00:10:42,960 Mom, Dad, Ben, and Carol. 191 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,580 What the heck's going on here? 192 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:48,300 Just go ahead and open it. 193 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:52,440 Wow, Super Vito Brothers and Naomi. 194 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:54,340 I'm going to go play this. 195 00:10:56,300 --> 00:11:00,020 Mike, this is so unlike you. 196 00:11:01,220 --> 00:11:03,840 Yeah, well, I figured you could use it while you do your aerobic. 197 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,080 Well, I don't do it. 198 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:17,360 The thesaurus program? 199 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:20,100 Yes, yes. You get that, you know, when you're writing your stories and you need 200 00:11:20,100 --> 00:11:22,980 a word that means the same as the one you've already used. You just press a 201 00:11:22,980 --> 00:11:24,700 button and it gives you a whole bunch of other words. 202 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:27,520 Michael, this is so sweet. 203 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:30,600 Thoughtful, considerate, caring. 204 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:32,220 Sounds like she doesn't need a thesaurus. 205 00:11:33,580 --> 00:11:35,020 I'm going to cry. Thank you. 206 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:36,520 You're welcome. 207 00:11:39,820 --> 00:11:41,040 Mike, you amaze me. 208 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:42,960 Well, thanks for believing in me, Dad. 209 00:11:44,970 --> 00:11:46,650 Hey, go on. Go ahead, open it up. Yeah, okay. 210 00:11:48,370 --> 00:11:50,730 Oh, hey, Mike, this is terrific. 211 00:11:51,030 --> 00:11:55,210 Yeah, yeah, I figured that, you know, you could put it in... You could, uh, 212 00:11:55,210 --> 00:11:57,890 know, you put it in your office so that when your patients are talking, you 213 00:11:57,890 --> 00:11:58,890 could watch some TV. 214 00:12:00,850 --> 00:12:04,550 I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but isn't this the model that you told that 215 00:12:04,550 --> 00:12:06,370 guy in the store would be a waste of his money? 216 00:12:07,290 --> 00:12:08,930 Yeah, that was his salesmanship, Dad. 217 00:12:10,210 --> 00:12:11,210 I don't understand. 218 00:12:11,550 --> 00:12:14,510 Oh, see, that's the model that we used to lure him into the store. 219 00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:18,680 It's my job to hook them, reel them in, and get them to spend a lot more money. 220 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:29,360 Jason, would you just calm down and tell me what Mike did? 221 00:12:29,660 --> 00:12:33,680 What did he do? Well, he's just taken the first step on the road to Sing 222 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:38,120 Sing -Sing? Yeah, and you know who's going to be holding the cell door open 223 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:39,220 him. Ben? 224 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,180 I'm talking about Jerry Delish. 225 00:12:42,750 --> 00:12:46,410 And you and I were fools to think that Jerry wasn't Jerry anymore just because 226 00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:47,410 he's Andrew. 227 00:12:48,090 --> 00:12:50,910 I can't follow you when you're ranting. Oh, I do not rant. 228 00:12:51,150 --> 00:12:54,210 Oh, no, no, no, no. Of course you don't. And don't just say what I want to hear. 229 00:12:55,010 --> 00:12:58,670 Okay, then. You are getting incredibly carried away. And so far, you haven't 230 00:12:58,670 --> 00:12:59,990 told me what has gotten you so upset. 231 00:13:00,370 --> 00:13:01,370 All right, here it is. 232 00:13:01,670 --> 00:13:02,970 It's the Delish philosophy. 233 00:13:04,350 --> 00:13:08,310 Tardiness is unacceptable for any reason. The road to success is hard 234 00:13:08,310 --> 00:13:11,090 get this one. Each of us is responsible for himself. 235 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:18,320 Mike's buying that 100%. Jason, do you think perhaps you were on to something 236 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:21,100 last week when you said that you might be a little jealous of Andrew's 237 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:23,860 influence? Oh, I was completely off base. And frankly, I don't even know why 238 00:13:23,860 --> 00:13:24,860 you'd listen to me. 239 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:29,760 Okay. Maggie, you're saying okay, but your eyes are saying jealous. 240 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:32,820 My eyes didn't open their mouth. 241 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:36,960 Now, if it isn't jealousy, what is it then? 242 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:40,540 All right, have you ever heard of something called bait and switch? 243 00:13:41,770 --> 00:13:42,770 Andrew does that? 244 00:13:42,870 --> 00:13:43,870 Mike, too. 245 00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:46,250 Oh, no. 246 00:13:47,290 --> 00:13:48,290 Well, 247 00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:55,150 I'd like a word with that, Andrew, Jerry, and Mike. 248 00:13:55,410 --> 00:13:57,190 Well, I'd like a word with all three of them. 249 00:13:59,810 --> 00:14:03,550 Mike, I'd like to talk to you before you... Oh, look at this room. 250 00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:05,970 What's wrong with it? 251 00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:07,430 It's clean. 252 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,970 Yeah? Is that another one of Andrew's suggestions? 253 00:14:11,370 --> 00:14:13,590 Well, he says the more organized you are, the better. 254 00:14:13,930 --> 00:14:14,930 Oh, I'll bet. 255 00:14:15,330 --> 00:14:18,270 What, you don't want me to clean my room? Well, yeah, but for the right 256 00:14:18,850 --> 00:14:21,490 Yeah, Dad, listen, I've got to get back to the store. Andrew says I can't. Will 257 00:14:21,490 --> 00:14:22,490 you just sit down, please? 258 00:14:22,670 --> 00:14:25,550 No, see, the only reason I came home was because I got a stain on my suit. Do 259 00:14:25,550 --> 00:14:32,490 you know what you're doing down there? 260 00:14:32,710 --> 00:14:35,430 Well, I mean, at first, but now I do. I mean, it's kind of fun. I like it. 261 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:39,320 No, no, I'm talking about when you tell a customer that something he wants to 262 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:40,940 buy is junk to get him to spend more. 263 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:43,140 It's called bait and switch. It's a con. 264 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,360 It's a crime. 265 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:48,160 Now, hold on. Hold a minute. Dad, now, that guy was free to buy anything in the 266 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:49,320 store. He didn't have to listen to me. 267 00:14:49,820 --> 00:14:51,380 But, Mike, you lied to him. 268 00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:56,820 Dad, I just nudged him towards some merchandise that we needed to move. 269 00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,600 Mike, you're lying to people. 270 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,640 People are more important than your sales quoted. 271 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,400 All right, all right. 272 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:06,659 Hold on. Okay. 273 00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:10,760 How about you, Dad? Now, when you wanted to get rid of the old car, you wanted 274 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:12,120 to get as much as you could for it, right? 275 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:16,140 So? So, did you tell the salesperson that the transmission was shot? 276 00:15:16,860 --> 00:15:17,860 Yes, I did. 277 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:19,259 You did? 278 00:15:19,260 --> 00:15:20,260 Yeah. 279 00:15:21,140 --> 00:15:24,180 Okay. All right. How about the taxes? All right. Now, everybody fudges a 280 00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:25,180 on their taxes, right? 281 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:26,479 Not me. 282 00:15:26,480 --> 00:15:27,480 Oh, Dad. 283 00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:32,840 There's a whole world going on out there that you don't know anything about. 284 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:35,240 Don't pity your father, okay? I'm not. 285 00:15:35,790 --> 00:15:41,030 Kid, I'm not. I'm just saying that you get up in the morning, you cook 286 00:15:41,030 --> 00:15:44,090 breakfast, you walk across the living room, go into your office. I mean, you 287 00:15:44,090 --> 00:15:45,090 never even go outside. 288 00:15:46,210 --> 00:15:47,210 Oh, really? 289 00:15:47,290 --> 00:15:50,210 Well, who do you think brings in the morning paper and thinks it just walks 290 00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,210 here by itself? 291 00:15:52,490 --> 00:15:54,530 I'm outside every day. 292 00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:59,070 So what's your point? You're going to make me quit, right? Oh, you bet I'm... 293 00:15:59,070 --> 00:16:05,310 No, I'd like to, as much as I'd like to. 294 00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:06,740 I'm not. 295 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:08,120 You're not? 296 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:10,260 No. Why not? 297 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:15,240 Because you're too old for me to make you do anything. 298 00:16:16,420 --> 00:16:17,420 I am? 299 00:16:18,860 --> 00:16:21,780 I can't be looking over your shoulder all your life, Mike. 300 00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:24,020 Uh -huh. 301 00:16:24,940 --> 00:16:28,560 You've got to learn that the only one responsible for you is you. 302 00:16:31,180 --> 00:16:33,560 Yeah, that's exactly what Andrew says. 303 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,920 Better. Mikey, this main street has three blocks to pull. 304 00:16:57,780 --> 00:16:58,780 Four. Hey, great. 305 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:02,380 Four blocks. It's on the corner. Senor Stereo. You can't miss it. 306 00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:04,119 Oh, great. Thanks a lot. Hey, my pleasure. 307 00:17:04,339 --> 00:17:07,300 If you hadn't have told us, we would have wasted all that money here. 308 00:17:14,079 --> 00:17:15,119 Boner, what are you doing? 309 00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:16,740 Well, they need a whole new stereo system. 310 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,660 Boom. That's what we sell here. 311 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:23,020 I know that, but Senor Stereo is having a call -me -local sale. 312 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,920 Listen, they just got married, so they're kind of broke. 313 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,500 Boom, that's not your problem. 314 00:17:29,260 --> 00:17:32,720 Mikey, if I would have stuck him with Bob Price, I would have felt like a 315 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:34,740 Who are you calling a thief? 316 00:17:35,060 --> 00:17:36,060 Nobody. 317 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,480 I'm just saying I can't hook him. I can't reel him in. 318 00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,020 And you know how much I like fish. 319 00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:44,960 You've got to straighten up your act, man. Look at you here. 320 00:17:58,670 --> 00:18:02,470 couldn't find a handkerchief. Michael, when you get a chance, I need to talk to 321 00:18:02,470 --> 00:18:03,490 you. Yeah, sure, Andrew. 322 00:18:10,730 --> 00:18:13,930 So, what can I do for you? I just want to let you know, Michael, I think you're 323 00:18:13,930 --> 00:18:15,390 doing one heck of a job. Hey, thanks. 324 00:18:15,770 --> 00:18:18,170 You know, I'm really proud of you. Well, I learned from you. 325 00:18:18,410 --> 00:18:19,670 What'd you do this week in commissions? 326 00:18:20,210 --> 00:18:21,210 Uh, 350. 327 00:18:21,370 --> 00:18:22,370 What did Bonner do? 328 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:25,210 Uh, well, you know, he's working real hard out there. Mike. 329 00:18:25,590 --> 00:18:28,330 You know, I've known Boner a long time, almost as long as I've known you. 330 00:18:28,970 --> 00:18:32,410 Well, as I know Boner, I also know he doesn't have it. 331 00:18:32,730 --> 00:18:35,430 Well, maybe he's just nervous. I mean, maybe he just got so much of it, he 332 00:18:35,430 --> 00:18:38,230 doesn't know what to do with it. Mike, well, you've made $350. 333 00:18:39,710 --> 00:18:42,390 Boner has made $3 .62. 334 00:18:43,830 --> 00:18:45,050 Is that net or gross? 335 00:18:45,350 --> 00:18:46,350 His net is gross. 336 00:18:47,730 --> 00:18:50,750 Come on, come on, Joe, just give the guy a break. I mean, he's trustworthy and 337 00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:53,710 good -hearted, but that guy couldn't tell a lie that life depended on it. 338 00:18:54,010 --> 00:18:55,910 Mike, you know what it takes to sell. 339 00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:59,010 But can you honestly tell me that Boner's going to have that killer 340 00:19:00,710 --> 00:19:05,350 Now, I know you're a little closer to him than I am, so I thought I'd ask you 341 00:19:05,350 --> 00:19:06,350 you wanted to tell him. 342 00:19:08,250 --> 00:19:09,250 Tell him what? 343 00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:11,050 Well, he's gone. 344 00:19:12,870 --> 00:19:14,930 What? Hey, this is business. 345 00:19:15,910 --> 00:19:16,910 Do you want to tell him? 346 00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:18,330 Me? 347 00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:22,270 By closing time, somebody's got to. I just thought he'd take it better from 348 00:19:25,689 --> 00:19:27,830 So, uh, how many watts per channel is this? 349 00:19:28,050 --> 00:19:29,050 Huh? 350 00:19:29,090 --> 00:19:33,590 Oh, um, 40 watts. Uh, listen, we've got a few minutes before closing, and why 351 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,070 don't you think it over and I'll be right back. 352 00:19:37,390 --> 00:19:41,090 Here is your diode and your receipt for buck 20s in the bag. 353 00:19:41,450 --> 00:19:42,450 Enjoy. 354 00:19:43,610 --> 00:19:45,330 That's 12 more cents right in my pocket. 355 00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:49,670 Excuse me, you carry the Thunderclap 2 system. 356 00:19:49,990 --> 00:19:51,130 Uh, yeah, yeah, we got it. 357 00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:54,400 And? Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, sir. It's been a long day. 358 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:59,040 Yes, we do carry the Thunderclap 2 system, and I'd be happy to have Richard 359 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:02,440 demonstrate it for you. Could you please show this gentleman the Thunderclap 2 360 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,160 system? Oh, that's expensive. 361 00:20:05,660 --> 00:20:06,660 Right this way, sir. 362 00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:15,220 Michael, it's almost closing, sir. Yeah, I know, I know, Jerry. Just give him a 363 00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:17,720 minute. He's about to move the highest -priced system in the store. 364 00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:19,960 You're right. It is this way. 365 00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:26,580 Well, just for old time's sake, all right? I mean, he's your buddy, too. 366 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:28,680 It's a time for buddies, and it's a time for business. 367 00:20:28,980 --> 00:20:30,040 I can't thank you enough. 368 00:20:30,260 --> 00:20:31,260 Hey, tell a friend. 369 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:35,400 Boy, that was quick. Well, we'd be happy to help you load your components into 370 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,760 your car for you. No, I can wait. The bone here tipped me that the Thunderclap 371 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:39,860 is going to be on sale next week. 372 00:20:40,060 --> 00:20:41,820 I'll wait till then. Hey, see you then, Maurice. 373 00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:43,300 Hey. 374 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:48,900 So, who else is up for fish and chips, huh? 375 00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:53,020 The bone? No, wait. I need a moment with Andrew, please. 376 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:55,160 Sure thing. 377 00:20:58,420 --> 00:21:01,100 Come on, Jay, just give him one more chance. He's got as many chances as he's 378 00:21:01,100 --> 00:21:01,759 going to get. 379 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,060 I've got a sales quota to meet here. So what do we do? We just duck bone because 380 00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:08,860 he's... He's boner? 381 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,500 No, because he can't sell. 382 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:14,180 He's not like us, Mike. He's too concerned with the customer and whether 383 00:21:14,180 --> 00:21:15,180 can afford the stuff. 384 00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:18,220 Then what's wrong with that? Mike, if you couldn't get rid of the stuff, I'd 385 00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:19,179 rid of you. 386 00:21:19,180 --> 00:21:20,180 But we're buddies. 387 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,660 This is a business. 388 00:21:22,140 --> 00:21:26,280 But that's... That's wrong. 389 00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:28,020 What are you talking about? 390 00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:32,400 I'm just saying that people are more important than your sales quotas. Who's 391 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:33,560 been handing you that garbage? 392 00:21:33,780 --> 00:21:34,920 Who? I'll tell you who. 393 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:38,880 Somebody who knows a heck of a lot about the real world out there. 394 00:21:39,100 --> 00:21:40,240 You know, somebody... 395 00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,840 Who always seems to be right and is really beginning to get me tense. 396 00:21:44,980 --> 00:21:48,560 You know, I think I might as well just quit this job right now because that's 397 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:51,780 what he thinks I should do. And that's probably what I'm going to end up doing. 398 00:21:51,820 --> 00:21:53,020 So I'll just save you the time, huh? 399 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:54,500 Hey, Mike. 400 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:55,880 Mike. 401 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:57,440 Mikey. 402 00:21:59,740 --> 00:22:00,740 Hey, folks. 403 00:22:03,820 --> 00:22:07,060 Senor Stereo has got this exact same stuff for half the price. 404 00:22:07,260 --> 00:22:09,020 And they care about their customers. 405 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:11,560 Adios, chair. 406 00:22:17,140 --> 00:22:22,820 I thought you wanted some fish. 407 00:22:23,140 --> 00:22:24,140 Ooh. 408 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:25,480 See you tomorrow, Jen. 409 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:35,260 All right. All right, where is he? 410 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:36,899 Where's who? 411 00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:37,900 Dad. 412 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:42,420 Well, he went for a long walk. He was pretty upset with you, Mike. Oh, he's 413 00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:46,020 upset with me? Well, I'm upset with me. And him, both of us. 414 00:22:46,860 --> 00:22:48,240 What? What? 415 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,120 Do you have any idea what a rotten thing he did to me earlier tonight? 416 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:52,620 No, what? 417 00:22:53,120 --> 00:22:54,120 Nothing. 418 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:55,300 Yeah, nothing. 419 00:22:55,740 --> 00:23:00,940 He knew what a major mistake I was going to make, and he left it to me to figure 420 00:23:00,940 --> 00:23:03,720 it out. Would you prefer that we monitor your every move? 421 00:23:04,040 --> 00:23:05,040 Yeah. 422 00:23:05,770 --> 00:23:09,270 No, I mean, I just wish that you guys would come down on me when you know I'm 423 00:23:09,270 --> 00:23:10,410 going to mess up majorly, all right? 424 00:23:11,030 --> 00:23:13,250 I mean, excuse me for saying it, but isn't that your job? 425 00:23:17,510 --> 00:23:21,350 Hey, Dad, if you're going to start treating me with touch and respect, I 426 00:23:21,350 --> 00:23:22,350 know what's going to happen.