1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:05,023 --> 00:00:07,084 Looks like our new neighbors are finally moving in. 2 00:00:07,109 --> 00:00:08,809 Ooh, I hope they're fun and nice. 3 00:00:08,909 --> 00:00:10,111 They're not. 4 00:00:11,312 --> 00:00:12,913 Babe, you haven't even met them yet. 5 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:15,448 My point exactly. What kind of people 6 00:00:15,473 --> 00:00:16,826 don't introduce themselves to the neighbors? 7 00:00:16,850 --> 00:00:19,254 And especially with all that construction noise. 8 00:00:19,279 --> 00:00:21,689 I hate to say it, but I'm getting a tingle. 9 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,558 What does that mean? 10 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:27,027 The tingle is my intuition. 11 00:00:27,128 --> 00:00:29,763 And I hope it's wrong, because one new neighbor 12 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,998 can change the whole vibe of a neighborhood. 13 00:00:31,999 --> 00:00:35,969 Yeah. I just hope it's not another Dave. 14 00:00:37,305 --> 00:00:40,708 Me, too. That would be confusing. 15 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,544 But maybe he could be "New Dave." 16 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:45,812 And I could be "O.G. Dave." 17 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:48,216 Dave, do you even know what that stands for? 18 00:00:48,349 --> 00:00:51,885 I want to say Olive Garden but I feel like that's wrong. 19 00:00:52,019 --> 00:00:53,887 No, for you it's right. 20 00:00:55,523 --> 00:00:57,567 ♪ Welcome to the block, welcome to the neighborhood ♪ 21 00:00:57,591 --> 00:00:59,093 ♪ Welcome to the hood. ♪ 22 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:05,733 (RACKETS HITTING BALL) 23 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:07,568 What the hell is that sound? 24 00:01:07,668 --> 00:01:09,970 It's 6:30 in the morning! 25 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:11,949 Dave. 26 00:01:11,974 --> 00:01:13,441 Don't take this the wrong way, 27 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:15,075 but are you on meth? 28 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:16,910 I wish! 29 00:01:17,010 --> 00:01:20,348 Instead of being gently stirred to greet the day 30 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:23,516 by my aromatherapy white noise LED sunrise alarm, 31 00:01:23,517 --> 00:01:25,919 - I was jolted awake by that... - (RACKETS HITTING BALL) 32 00:01:26,019 --> 00:01:28,656 Whack! Whack! Whack! 33 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:31,125 Dave, you don't have to do it. We all hear it. 34 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:34,962 What the hell are those new neighbors doing over there? 35 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,264 I don't know. 36 00:01:36,364 --> 00:01:37,684 Either they're building something 37 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:38,999 or they're killing something, 38 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,835 but either way it needs to be finished. 39 00:01:43,304 --> 00:01:46,207 See, this is what I was worried about with new folks moving in. 40 00:01:46,307 --> 00:01:48,309 We have a way that we do things around here. 41 00:01:48,442 --> 00:01:50,010 Now you go over there and you tell them 42 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,845 how we do things around here. 43 00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:55,115 Why are you making me a Karen? 44 00:01:55,216 --> 00:01:56,717 I don't want them to hate me. 45 00:01:57,618 --> 00:01:59,219 Go on now! 46 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:01,721 Tina, I'm wearing slippers! 47 00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:04,292 You cannot argue with people in slippers. 48 00:02:04,425 --> 00:02:07,328 What if things go wrong? I'm-a need some grip! 49 00:02:10,097 --> 00:02:12,666 - Fine. Go change. - All right, then. 50 00:02:13,901 --> 00:02:17,471 By the way, you know, Calvin, I like the pajamas. 51 00:02:17,571 --> 00:02:19,273 I never pictured you as a pajama guy. 52 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:21,408 Just laying in bed, all cozy. 53 00:02:21,409 --> 00:02:23,477 Dave, don't picture me in bed. 54 00:02:27,315 --> 00:02:29,850 (SHOUTING) 55 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:33,687 (SHOUTING CONTINUES) 56 00:02:34,955 --> 00:02:38,359 One-button collapsible, portable, lightweight my ass! 57 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:40,961 (SHOUTING) 58 00:02:41,795 --> 00:02:43,831 I know it's a pain, but my mom really wants 59 00:02:43,931 --> 00:02:45,399 to take Daphne to the beach. 60 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:48,569 So your mama is in town babysitting for a whole week? 61 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,941 What are you two going to do with yourselves? 62 00:02:50,942 --> 00:02:52,340 Ooh! I know what we should do. 63 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:54,648 We should go to the Long Beach aquarium. 64 00:02:54,673 --> 00:02:56,444 I want to see them feed that red octopus. 65 00:02:56,544 --> 00:02:58,045 That sounds fantastic. 66 00:02:58,087 --> 00:03:02,350 But actually, I can't. I have a date. 67 00:03:03,451 --> 00:03:04,718 A date, you say. 68 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:07,288 Yeah, just some guy I met on Tinder. 69 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:10,824 Tinder, you say. 70 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:12,860 That's great! 71 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,126 Good for you. 72 00:03:14,127 --> 00:03:15,329 Okay, that's great. 73 00:03:15,429 --> 00:03:16,597 - Yeah. - That's great. 74 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:18,699 That's great. Great, great, great. 75 00:03:18,832 --> 00:03:20,434 Marty, Marty, Marty. 76 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:21,802 You are buffering. 77 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:26,874 You're cool with this, right? 78 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:29,877 With your date? Girl, of course! 79 00:03:29,977 --> 00:03:31,844 Ain't nobody worried about your date. 80 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:34,180 No, I'm just... I'm just upset at this 81 00:03:34,181 --> 00:03:39,186 non-portable playpen that I hate with the fury of ten hells! 82 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:40,721 (CHUCKLES) 83 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:43,424 We can help you out, little bro. 84 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:45,125 Oh. Oh. 85 00:03:47,628 --> 00:03:48,896 I was gonna do that next. 86 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:50,731 Yeah. 87 00:03:50,831 --> 00:03:52,433 Thanks, guys. 88 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:53,767 All right. 89 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:56,236 Go on and get your groove back, girl! 90 00:03:56,337 --> 00:03:57,905 Ha! 91 00:03:58,005 --> 00:04:00,006 (CHUCKLES) Ah... 92 00:04:00,007 --> 00:04:01,875 Okay. Okay. Uh... 93 00:04:01,975 --> 00:04:03,477 (CLEARS THROAT) What's going on? 94 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:05,913 Going on? Man, nothing. I'm great. 95 00:04:06,013 --> 00:04:08,081 I'm great. I'm great. 96 00:04:08,181 --> 00:04:09,383 Don't start that again. 97 00:04:10,618 --> 00:04:13,621 It's fine. It's fine. Courtney and I are not a couple. 98 00:04:13,721 --> 00:04:16,424 You know, we're just co-parents. 99 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:18,691 So, she's going on a date, 100 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:20,257 and I'm-a see a red octopus. 101 00:04:20,282 --> 00:04:22,029 (BOTH CHUCKLING) 102 00:04:22,129 --> 00:04:24,998 (RACKETS HITTING BALL) 103 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:29,236 All right, now, Calvin, don't worry, if this goes sideways, 104 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:31,104 I brought pepper spray. 105 00:04:31,204 --> 00:04:32,539 Damn it! 106 00:04:32,540 --> 00:04:34,375 It's just my inhaler. 107 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:38,646 Hey. Neighbors? 108 00:04:38,746 --> 00:04:40,881 Hey, look. I'm Calvin, right across the street. 109 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:42,149 This is Dave, 110 00:04:42,249 --> 00:04:43,769 the next house over. Nice to meet you. 111 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:46,286 I'm Zak. No C, just K. 112 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:49,590 Okay, look, here's the thing, Zak. 113 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:51,424 This is a quiet neighborhood. 114 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:54,962 And there is an awful lot of noise coming from your backyard. 115 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:58,466 Oh, my gosh. It's my pickleball, isn't it? 116 00:04:58,599 --> 00:04:59,932 Yeah, all I'm asking is 117 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:02,336 can you not play it at the crack of dawn? 118 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:04,638 And maybe... not at all? 119 00:05:04,738 --> 00:05:06,840 Oh. I'm so sorry. 120 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:08,509 We didn't realize the sound carried. 121 00:05:08,609 --> 00:05:10,777 How about we don't play till 9:00 a.m., is that cool? 122 00:05:10,778 --> 00:05:12,779 Thank you. We'll appreciate that. 123 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:14,448 You know how it is with pickleball, right? 124 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:16,916 You start playing, you just can't stop. 125 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:18,419 No, I wouldn't know. 126 00:05:18,519 --> 00:05:21,021 I don't play sports that aren't sports. 127 00:05:21,955 --> 00:05:24,792 Wait, you've never played pickleball? 128 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:27,960 You must. It will consume you. 129 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:29,997 Everything okay, honey? 130 00:05:30,097 --> 00:05:32,299 Hey, babe, meet our new neighbors, 131 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:33,901 Calvin and Dave. 132 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:36,404 They are pickleball virgins. 133 00:05:37,270 --> 00:05:41,575 Oh, my God, well, let us pop your pickle! 134 00:05:43,944 --> 00:05:47,014 I'm Sara, just an A, no H. 135 00:05:47,147 --> 00:05:49,517 That's a thing with you guys, huh? 136 00:05:49,617 --> 00:05:51,619 Come on in. We have extra paddles. 137 00:05:51,719 --> 00:05:54,087 You know, doubles is twice as much fun as singles. 138 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,823 Nah, I'm good. Thank you. 139 00:05:55,923 --> 00:06:00,561 You hear that, babe? I think our new neighbors are scared. 140 00:06:01,395 --> 00:06:06,266 Whoa. Whoa. Ain't nobody scared to play you at baby tennis. 141 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:09,298 You must be from that generation 142 00:06:09,323 --> 00:06:11,739 that doesn't want to be beaten by a girl. 143 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:15,175 First of all, we are allies. 144 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:16,777 And I will whup a woman. 145 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,879 Whoa... 146 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:22,382 That came out wrong. Obviously. 147 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:24,752 Whatever, it's on! Let's pickle. 148 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:33,727 SARA: Yours! Got it! 149 00:06:37,330 --> 00:06:38,798 Hey, hey. (SHOUTS) 150 00:06:38,799 --> 00:06:40,800 Ooh! Sorry, Calvin. Kitchen violation. 151 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:41,869 (DAVE SHOUTS) 152 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:43,504 Oh! 153 00:06:44,271 --> 00:06:46,674 Well, that's game. You're a fast learner, Calvin. 154 00:06:46,774 --> 00:06:49,108 Okay, hey, one more game? Calvin? 155 00:06:49,109 --> 00:06:51,545 Nah. Tina's been texting me. 156 00:06:51,679 --> 00:06:53,112 Plus I've been playing so long, 157 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:55,315 my drawers are sticking to my leg. 158 00:07:07,695 --> 00:07:08,896 Hey, Marty. 159 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:10,830 MARTY: Hey. A little birdie told me 160 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:12,265 Courtney back in these streets. 161 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:15,469 Is that little birdie six-one with a beard? 162 00:07:17,571 --> 00:07:18,972 Well, let me ask you... 163 00:07:19,072 --> 00:07:20,969 would you like to get back in these streets, too? 164 00:07:20,993 --> 00:07:22,275 You know what? 165 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:24,095 If she's going to get back in these streets, 166 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:26,413 there's no reason why I should not be in these streets. 167 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:29,517 So yes. Give me streets! 168 00:07:31,384 --> 00:07:33,787 Okay. Don't say it like that. 169 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:36,989 But it just so happens, tomorrow night at Ernie's bar, 170 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:38,658 I'm hosting a balloon pop. 171 00:07:38,659 --> 00:07:40,594 Oh. What's a balloon pop? 172 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:43,196 I saw it on YouTube. It's a dating game where 173 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:45,232 a line of beautiful women hold balloons. 174 00:07:45,365 --> 00:07:47,234 Yes. And I bring out a single guy, 175 00:07:47,334 --> 00:07:48,835 he tells the women about himself, 176 00:07:48,836 --> 00:07:51,739 and the women who aren't interested pop their balloons. 177 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:53,406 I'm in! 178 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:55,708 All right. You in, Malcolm? 179 00:07:55,709 --> 00:07:57,578 I mean, your phone's dry. 180 00:07:58,411 --> 00:08:00,480 Wait. So I just stand there, 181 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:02,249 and let the women decide whether or not 182 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:03,469 they want to go out with me? 183 00:08:03,517 --> 00:08:04,818 Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. 184 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:07,219 You know what, that would take the pressure off. 185 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:09,122 I am terrible at choosing women. 186 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:11,659 I always end up overthinking and picking the wrong person. 187 00:08:11,684 --> 00:08:12,710 Yeah, you do that a lot. 188 00:08:12,734 --> 00:08:14,003 - You're notoriously bad. - You don't have to tell us. 189 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:16,997 Okay, okay, I know. Please. You know what? 190 00:08:17,097 --> 00:08:19,031 - I'm in. - All right! 191 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:20,167 I'll see you guys tomorrow. 192 00:08:20,267 --> 00:08:22,469 Okay. H-Hey. Give me some. 193 00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:24,213 - All right, all right. - It's gonna be fun, man. 194 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:25,649 - In the streets. Marty in the streets. - Oh, oh, oh. 195 00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:27,875 It's $50 apiece, with a two-drink minimum. 196 00:08:27,975 --> 00:08:29,476 Really, Trey? 197 00:08:29,577 --> 00:08:31,354 Hey, man, you know when they say love don't cost a thing? 198 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:32,746 They lied. 199 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:39,919 Dave hasn't come back. Have you heard from Calvin? 200 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:42,055 No. You know, I knew I had a bad feeling 201 00:08:42,155 --> 00:08:44,024 about those new neighbors. 202 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:47,360 I bet you they're those perky, chatty, friendly types 203 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,395 who insist on being your best friend, 204 00:08:49,396 --> 00:08:51,765 and who pop over all the time. 205 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:55,703 Tina, you realize you just described us. 206 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:57,738 Yeah, but y'all grew on me. 207 00:08:58,639 --> 00:08:59,506 Hey, babe. 208 00:08:59,607 --> 00:09:01,174 Ugh, there you are! 209 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:02,575 What took you so long? 210 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:05,111 We have been pickleball-ing. 211 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:07,914 Pickleball? Is that what that noise was? 212 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:11,885 Yup, it's noisy, but it's fantastic. 213 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:14,187 Hey, and you guys should meet our new neighbors, 214 00:09:14,321 --> 00:09:16,724 the, uh, Zerleckys. 215 00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:17,858 They're fun, 216 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,627 fun people, great hosts, 217 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:22,029 and you should see their dinks. 218 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:24,131 (LAUGHING) 219 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,833 Excuse me? 220 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:29,136 Calvin, they don't get it. They're not p-ballers. 221 00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:32,005 Get your foot off my counter. 222 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,508 CALVIN: Nah, babe. 223 00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:39,246 A dink is the word for a soft shot in the kitchen. 224 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:41,147 So you play in the kitchen? 225 00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:42,782 (BOTH LAUGHING) 226 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:46,186 - You hear that, Calvin? - It's hilarious. I know, right? 227 00:09:46,286 --> 00:09:48,689 No, babe, the kitchen is a zone near the net 228 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,357 where you're not allowed to volley. 229 00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:52,684 So did you ask them to stop playing so early? 230 00:09:52,708 --> 00:09:53,730 Yeah. 231 00:09:54,962 --> 00:09:57,230 Yes, yes. 232 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:59,332 No playing before 9:00 a.m. 233 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:00,461 Boom. 234 00:10:00,486 --> 00:10:01,568 Oh, but, uh, remember 235 00:10:01,593 --> 00:10:03,278 - they have that brunch thing. - Oh. 236 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:04,337 Forgot about that. 237 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,206 Yeah, so, except for tomorrow. 238 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:09,109 We're just gonna get a quick game in at 7:00 a.m. 239 00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:15,515 All right, look at that. Another love connection! 240 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,385 Let's get these ladies some fresh balloons. 241 00:10:18,485 --> 00:10:22,422 All right, let's bring up our next bachelor, Marty! 242 00:10:28,662 --> 00:10:31,198 Good evening, fair maidens. 243 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:33,100 Oh! 244 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:35,602 Wow. Uh, okay. 245 00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:37,714 Uh, why don't you tell them something about yourself. 246 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:40,340 Yes, well, uh, I'm a new father... 247 00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:45,045 Uh, no, see, see, I'm-I'm not with the mother. 248 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,680 It was a one-night stand. 249 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:50,550 No! No, not like that! She-she works for me. 250 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,454 You'd better start lying. 251 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:56,522 No. My truth is amazing. 252 00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:58,558 Fun fact about me... 253 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:01,161 I am quite literally a rocket scientist. 254 00:11:01,929 --> 00:11:03,764 Y'all don't like science?! 255 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:05,833 What is wrong with you people?! 256 00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:11,238 All right. Well, that went much faster than I expected. 257 00:11:13,864 --> 00:11:14,875 MARTY: Hey. 258 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:15,976 That phone you're on? 259 00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:18,311 - That is science! - (BALLOON POPS) 260 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,850 Now y'all just wasting balloons! 261 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:26,787 (RACKETS HITTING BALL) 262 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,956 Oh. 263 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:31,891 Oh, my God. (GROANING) 264 00:11:31,892 --> 00:11:33,493 That's Calvin and Dave, isn't it? 265 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:35,162 Hear that girlish grunt? 266 00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:36,329 (HIGH-PITCHED GRUNT) 267 00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:39,499 Yup, that's Dave. 268 00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:42,451 Oh, this is so annoying! 269 00:11:42,476 --> 00:11:44,637 We were gonna go fantasy bathroom shopping. 270 00:11:44,738 --> 00:11:46,006 What the hell is that? 271 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,540 It's this fun activity 272 00:11:47,640 --> 00:11:50,677 where we plan a bathroom remodel that we can't afford. 273 00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,981 That's the saddest thing I've ever heard. 274 00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,715 (HIGH-PITCHED GRUNT) 275 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:58,218 Actually, that's sadder. 276 00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:04,057 These women are brutal! 277 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,294 That's okay. 278 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,963 I'm just gonna lay myself bare out there, 279 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,799 and let the pops come. 280 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,801 The pops sting, Malcolm. 281 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,003 All right, ladies. 282 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:19,372 Your next victim is my boy, Malcolm. 283 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:21,341 Whoo! Malcolm! 284 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:22,775 That's my brother! 285 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:25,012 Yeah, this should be quick. 286 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:28,248 Sorry. (MUTTERS, CHUCKLES) 287 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:31,584 Uh, hey. My name is Malcolm. 288 00:12:31,684 --> 00:12:33,353 I'm a baseball coach at USC. 289 00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,455 ALL: Ooh... 290 00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:39,426 Now don't get too excited. 291 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,161 I'm just an assistant coach. 292 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,864 I, uh, I can't be a head coach 293 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,999 because I dropped out of college to go pro. 294 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,368 Yes. 295 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:52,873 I did not make it. (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 296 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:55,141 I got hurt. Both knees are gone. 297 00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:56,877 It's bone on bone. 298 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:59,279 (ALL MOANING) 299 00:13:02,349 --> 00:13:06,053 Anyway, uh, after that I kinda spiraled down. 300 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,788 Yeah, until fairly recently, I was... 301 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,623 living on my parents' couch. 302 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,593 ALL: Aw... 303 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:19,399 Uh, did you not hear him? 304 00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,869 He said he was living on his parents' couch! 305 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:24,804 On-on his parents' c... 306 00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:34,614 Look, Marty, I know you're not having the best of times, 307 00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:37,417 but you gotta buy another drink. It's a two-drink minimum. 308 00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:46,559 CALVIN: Okay. Hey, pickle point. 309 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,700 Oh! Ooh, yeah! 310 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:54,935 Yeah! 311 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:57,570 You see that spin for the win, baby. 312 00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:59,239 Way to go, baby. 313 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,241 Sorry to win and run, 314 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:04,244 but I got to go ice my glute. 315 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:08,147 No! Hang out! Stay for a victory beer. 316 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:09,582 I'm making some wings. 317 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,052 Hey, you ain't gotta twist my arm. 318 00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:13,553 Ow! 319 00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:17,824 Is there such thing as pickle elbow? 320 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:19,158 Actually, yes. 321 00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:22,195 And Dr. Zak says apply a cold beer to it, stat! 322 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:23,730 (CHUCKLING) 323 00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,197 Can't argue with my doctor. 324 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:29,236 Yeah, I'll "nurse" one of those beers. 325 00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,072 This guy is a riot. 326 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,441 Hear that, Calvin? She thinks I'm a riot. 327 00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:37,144 Well, she's dehydrated, Dave. 328 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,782 Okay, clearly I am not getting through to you. 329 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,252 Uh, my dating history is littered 330 00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:46,819 with broken relationships. 331 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:51,058 And I can honestly say that 90% of them were my fault. 332 00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:53,626 I am terrified of commitment, 333 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,762 so I'm warning y'all. 334 00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:58,498 You do not want this! (CHUCKLES) 335 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,203 Are y'all hearing me? 336 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,873 Look, I am a mess! 337 00:15:06,974 --> 00:15:08,908 He ain't lying. 338 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:12,479 Malcolm is a mess. 339 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,316 Oh, damn. (CHUCKLES) 340 00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:17,850 Hey, Kayla. 341 00:15:17,951 --> 00:15:21,654 (DEVIOUS LAUGHTER) 342 00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,824 Kayla! Here comes Poppapalooza! 343 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,528 Malcolm and I dated for six weeks 344 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,063 and do you know what he did? 345 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:31,263 What'd he do? 346 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,399 He ghosted me! 347 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,134 Mm. 348 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,635 Guilty as charged. 349 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,804 Pop away. 350 00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:41,908 But this? This is a different man. 351 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,012 This is a vulnerable man. 352 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,647 This is a man who has been working on himself. 353 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,984 Are you kidding me?! 354 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,918 You know what? 355 00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:54,753 Give me one of those balloons. 356 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,523 No, no, no, ma'am. 357 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,503 You aren't in the game. You don't get a balloon. 358 00:15:58,591 --> 00:16:00,459 You don't tell me what I can't get. 359 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,694 But I just did, though. 360 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,306 - (CLAMORING) - Hey, hey, ladies! Ladies! 361 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:05,464 No fighting. Ladies, no fighting! We got rules! 362 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,201 We got rules! Two-drink minimum! 363 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:13,024 Tina! Dave just texted that he's eating wings 364 00:16:13,049 --> 00:16:14,125 with the pickle people. 365 00:16:14,150 --> 00:16:15,342 And I made dinner! 366 00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:20,580 Okay, it's a heat-and-serve from Costco, but I heated it. 367 00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,883 I burned it. 368 00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,853 (SCOFFS) But he doesn't know that. 369 00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:29,689 All right, you know what? I saw this coming. 370 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:32,692 I told y'all I got a tingle, but nobody listened to me. 371 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:35,661 Now I'm gonna be the one that's gonna have to shut it down. 372 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:38,331 Ooh, here's your chance. New neighbor, ten o'clock. 373 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,967 Hi neighbors! Hey. 374 00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:42,735 I just wanted to introduce myself 375 00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:44,237 and drop off a peace offering. 376 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:48,075 I know we've been making a racket. No pun intended. 377 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,409 (LAUGHING) 378 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:50,842 I'm Allison. 379 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,080 Isn't that sweet? I mean, we were just talking about 380 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:55,382 how we were looking forward to meeting you. 381 00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,783 I'm Tina. 382 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:59,386 I'm Gemma. 383 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:01,754 And intended or not, that pun was delightful. 384 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,926 I cannot believe this. 385 00:17:07,060 --> 00:17:10,097 All I wanted was one date without having to choose. 386 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:13,566 (LAUGHS) Now I've got seven women calling me. 387 00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,070 I don't even know her name. 388 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:19,106 Hey, hey, hey. 389 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:21,574 I hate you. 390 00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,413 Courtney? What are you doing here? 391 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,216 My date was a little... 392 00:17:29,316 --> 00:17:31,118 Yes? 393 00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,852 I don't know, just kind of like... 394 00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,522 Yes? Yes? 395 00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,524 He was a little off. 396 00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,026 (GASPS) 397 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,295 How unfortunate. 398 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,963 (MOUTHING) 399 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,266 I had him drop me off here 400 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:48,301 because I did not want him to know where I live. 401 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:52,605 Oh. So you led a crazy man to our house? 402 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,541 Do you need a ride home? 403 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:56,708 Would you? 404 00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:59,646 I'd love to! I mean, yes, I can. 405 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,381 I got you. Come on. Right this way. 406 00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,984 All right, Marty. 407 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,286 You're smiling way too big. 408 00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:08,221 Am I? Yes. 409 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,857 How's this? 410 00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,426 That's better. Okay. 411 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:16,396 Marty, don't skip. 412 00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:21,801 Huh, that is so interesting. 413 00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,971 I've never met a dental hygienist before. 414 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:28,141 Well, not one who didn't have her fingers in my mouth. 415 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:31,778 Well, now you have. 416 00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:35,581 And I gotta say, your gums are spectacular. 417 00:18:35,582 --> 00:18:40,653 (LAUGHS) Waterpik. 418 00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:42,822 Knew it. 419 00:18:43,590 --> 00:18:45,258 Ugh. Well, I've got to run. 420 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:47,894 Oh. Great meeting you. 421 00:18:47,994 --> 00:18:50,830 Yeah. You know, Calvin said how much fun you guys are. 422 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:54,867 You know what? You all have to come over for dinner sometime. 423 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,337 And I am not taking no for an answer. 424 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,539 Then yes! 425 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,641 - Oh, hello. - Hi. 426 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,845 You know, Calvin, I owe you a big apology. 427 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,147 I mean, I was so wrong about our new neighbors. 428 00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:12,118 Okay, thanks, but, uh, who was that lady? 429 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,654 Who? Allison? 430 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,289 Who's Allison? 431 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,692 The woman you've been playing pickleball with. 432 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,861 You mean Sara? Who's Sara? 433 00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:24,096 The woman we've been playing pickleball with. 434 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:27,934 I've never seen that woman before in my life. 435 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,771 What y'all talking about? 436 00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:35,375 Wait a minute now. 437 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:40,847 Yeah. Look. On the left. 438 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,715 That's Zak's wife Sara. 439 00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,217 GEMMA: But that's Allison, 440 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:45,918 and she's putting her hand on Zak's back. 441 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:47,754 That's just friendly. 442 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,723 Now it's going down to her butt. 443 00:19:50,823 --> 00:19:53,593 That's a little too friendly. Okay, I get that. 444 00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:58,365 - How you doing? - Hey, now. (CHUCKLES) 445 00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:00,066 How y'all doing? 446 00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,434 Wow. 447 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,371 Well, now Sara and Allison are holding hands. 448 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:07,340 Okay, and Zak's kissing Sara. 449 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:10,009 Okay. All right, now. 450 00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:11,911 - Now he's kissing Allison. - Okay. (CHUCKLES) 451 00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,480 I knew it. I knew it, y'all. 452 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,081 The tingle is never wrong. 453 00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:17,149 Those people are freaky deaky! 454 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,654 Okay, Zak with a K. 455 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,356 Yeah. Looks like they're doing more 456 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,024 than playing doubles over there. 457 00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:28,328 (LAUGHING, MUTTERING) 458 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:30,330 Can't wait for that dinner! 459 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,398 (QUIETLY): Not gonna happen. 460 00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:35,134 Okay, girl! (LAUGHS) 461 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:38,438 - Your pickleball days are over. - Mm-hmm. 462 00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:40,205 I just bought this whole outfit. 463 00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:41,941 Yeah, and I just ordered mine. 464 00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,176 What you say now? 465 00:20:45,244 --> 00:20:46,513 I-I can return mine. 466 00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:48,983 I mean, soon as it come, it'll just go right back. 467 00:20:49,008 --> 00:20:50,817 (MUTTERING) 468 00:20:50,979 --> 00:20:57,492 sync and corrections by awaqeded