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Hola, damas y caballeros.
Bienvenidos. I'm Chuy.
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Can I get you all started
with some margaritas?
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Oh, God yes. Margarita me.
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16 ounces or 24?
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You know what? It's been
one of those weeks at work.
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I'll take a 24.
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Ooh, me, too.
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Turn up.
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Just make mine skinny.
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Um, I'll have a Coke and the car keys.
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Hey, guys, this round's on me.
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Daphne is officially
enrolled in day care,
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and that means that Marty's
paternity leave is finally over.
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Aw. I think it's sweet
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how you miss working
with your baby boy.
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What I miss is leaving at 3:00.
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Well, good for you,
Calvin, but, you know,
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- we have reason to celebrate, too.
- Ooh.
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Our little amigo Grovercito
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got an A on his Spanish paper.
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- What? Congrats! All right now.
- Okay, Grover.
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Okay, four margaritas, and
a skinny for the gentleman.
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Ah, gracias.
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Uh, can I interest you
all in some appetizers?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Yes. Yeah.
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Oh, you know what? Grover,
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why don't you use some
of that grade-A Spanish
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to order us some starters?
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- Ah, yes.
- Yeah.
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Okay, I can do that.
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Hola, Chuy.
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Whoa!
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He's fluent. He's fluent.
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Right.
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Quiero nachos en biblioteca
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y chaqueta de naranja.
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Okay. Uh, you ordered nachos
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in a library with an orange jacket.
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I don't think so.
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- He-He's just getting warmed up, right?
- Yeah.
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Tal vez quieras guacamole?
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Um, zapatos con queso.
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And that'll be for the whole table.
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Grover, y-you just ordered
cheese shoes for the table.
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You know, I'm-I'm just
good with anything.
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Um, I've got to go use el pollo.
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Even I know the boy just said
he's going to use the chicken.
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Yeah.
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I can't. I can't do it.
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I can't send Daphne
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to a place like this.
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Look at these Yelp reviews
for Miss Sandra's Day Care.
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Uh...
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Didn't you pick this place
because of the reviews?
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Yes, yes, but-but look at this.
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All five stars?
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There's no way that's legit.
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No, no, you see,
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the place you want is one that
has four and a half stars.
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Marty, you had her enrolled
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in the place with
four and a half stars
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and you cancelled it because
it wasn't good enough.
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No, no, no, that's
'cause I visited it, Dad.
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That place had monkey
bars. Monkey bars.
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What's wrong with monkey bars?
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Nothing, if you like
dislocated baby shoulders.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
we're back at square one.
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Monday is out. Okay, uh, Marty,
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you've cancelled on
five different places.
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This could go on forever.
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No day care's gonna be good enough.
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It's just such a leap of faith, Dad.
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Leaving my baby with strangers.
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You know, I agree, Marty.
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Who could leave this
precious, little angel?
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Oh, look at those little boogie
woogies in your nosey wosey.
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You know...
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you guys make a good point.
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And I just wish there was
somebody that Daphne knew
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who could spend time with
her her during the day and...
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feed her, play games with her
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and read her a book. Hey...
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Take her to the zoo, clean
that little nosey wosey.
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You know what? I have
got a crazy idea.
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Oh, really?
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Why don't I watch Daphne?
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Now, that is crazy
right there. I mean...
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Even though I can't
think of a better idea,
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that's the thing about it.
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I can't think of anything.
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Mom, Mom, that would be so great.
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Yeah. But-but your job.
What will you tell Gemma?
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Ain't nobody thinking
about no damn Gemma.
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I'm sorry, I just get very passionate
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when I'm talking about my family.
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I mean, it wouldn't be forever.
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She's just so little right now.
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Yes, she is.
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See you at work Monday, son.
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- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Hey Malcolm.
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Somebody's in a good mood.
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Who, me? Uh, it ain't
no big deal, Mama.
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I'm just a published author.
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Oh, that's nice.
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Oh, somebody spit up.
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Yeah, I just, uh,
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- I wrote a story in my creative writing class...
- Here's a wipe.
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Thank you.
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Anyway, as I was saying,
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the-the professor, she liked
it so much, she suggested
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I submit it to the USC literary
quarterly, The Trojan Horse.
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Do you have the unscented
ones? I hate these.
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The Trojan Horse, I said,
and they published it.
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You know, I remember the last time
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you was in The Trojan Horse.
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You'd hit that walk-off
against Oregon State.
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Oh, no.
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No, that was the Daily Trojan, Pop.
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You know, I knew it was the
Trojan something like...
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No, no, that was a
school newspaper, Pop.
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- This is creative writing.
- Shh.
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You're too loud. She might cry.
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Man, I'm just saying,
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I'm finally starting to
get some recognition.
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Oh, my God. Thank you, Marty.
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Did y'all go to that new
Mexican restaurant without me?
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Oh, yeah.
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It was fantastic. We
gonna go back there Thursday.
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- Oh.
- Yeah, anyway, I'm just
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gonna, uh, leave a copy here.
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Y'all could read it if
you want to, or don't.
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It's considered to
be very prestigious.
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But no big deal.
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You know? Ain't a big deal.
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- Oh, wait!
- Yes?
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- Did y'all try the mole enchiladas?
- Oh...
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Oh, yeah.
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- My God, it was so good. Bomb.
- The mole enchiladas.
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When Grover got that A in
Spanish, I was so excited.
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But then when he tried to speak it...
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Let me guess... no bueno?
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I just have to ask, you didn't
give him that A because...
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you know, I'm your boss?
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No. I mean, that paper was perfect,
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but speaking the language... yikes.
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His accent is so bad
it actually offends me,
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and I'm Filipino.
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I wish you'd told me
my son was struggling.
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Well, I wish you'd approved me
to teach summer school last year
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so I wouldn't have had to
drive Uber for two months.
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I'd keep that Uber
account if I were you.
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Hey.
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Oh, hey, Tina. What's up?
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Well, I have got some great news.
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I'm gonna be spending more
time with my grandbaby.
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Oh, good.
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Mm-hmm. We talking weekends?
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No. Weekdays.
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Weekday nights?
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No.
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I'm running out of day parts here.
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Okay. I'm so sorry, Gemma,
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but I'm gonna have to
take a little sabbatical
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so Marty can get back to work.
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No, but, Tina, you know I don't
have anyone to replace you.
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I know, but it-it just made more sense
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that, you know, I watch Daphne.
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And Calvin, you know,
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he made all of these
really great points.
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And now Calvin gets
Marty back full-time?
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Yup. Win-win.
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You do see how that's
not a win for me.
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That's why I only did two wins.
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- Look, thank you for understanding, Gemma.
- Of course.
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- Mm, you're the best.
- Oh.
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Have a good day.
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Well played, Calvin Butler.
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Well played.
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Tina is one of my best teachers.
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Ugh! Calvin can be so self-centered.
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It's not my fault Marty had a baby,
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and now he doesn't want
the baby in day care,
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so Calvin tricked Tina
into watching the baby.
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Nobody is thinking about me.
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Okay. Gemma.
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Just take a deep breath, okay?
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You and I are going to...
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If you say meditate,
you are a dead man.
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I'm sorry. It has just
been a really tough day.
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You know last night wasn't a fluke?
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Grover can't speak
Spanish in class, either.
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Oh, no?
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Maybe he freezes under pressure.
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Do you think he has anxiety
issues? Does he need therapy?
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Okay, okay. Gemma,
let's not jump to...
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Is it because of the
time he walked in on us?
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I told him we were wrestling,
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but I don't know if he bought it.
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Gemma, pl...
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Please, stop.
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I think there may be a
different answer here.
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Uh, Grover...
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may have done well on
his homework because...
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I helped him with it.
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- You did?
- Mm-hmm.
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- How much help?
- Just a little.
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I-I tweaked the beginning
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and the end and...
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Well, you know, the middle
was just sitting there.
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Dave!
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I... Look, I'm-I'm sorry,
okay? I didn't mean to.
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It's just that Grover doesn't
have that killer instinct,
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and he's got to keep his grades up
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if he wants to get into
a good high school.
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So you did the work?
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Well, I mean, he chimed in with
stuff like, "Are you done?"
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- And... "Can I go?"
- Ugh.
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Ugh.
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My intentions were good. Dave,
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we have to let Grover
sink or swim on his own.
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Ooh... he's gonna sink.
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Like a rock.
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Let's get it.
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Hey, Pop. What's going on?
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Hey, what up, Malcolm?
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Hey, uh... I'm just asking,
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you know, no big deal, but
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did you happen to
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check out my piece in the T.H.?
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Trojan Horse, Pop.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, yes.
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Blown away.
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Wh... Blown away, man.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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Okay, well, um...
Well, which part blew you away?
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You know, it was the, um...
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the-the part about the cracks
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- in the sidewalk being scars...
- Being scars.
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- Of a lost generation.
- Lost generation.
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Amazing.
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Yup.
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That was the third
sentence in the prologue.
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A-And I was blown away.
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I mean, I was blown away.
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I had to take a break after that.
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So you could watch the Laker game.
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- Oh, come on, I mean, you get it.
- Yeah.
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And... Well, now,
look, here's the thing.
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If the rest of it is anything
like that "scars" stuff,
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I smell a Grammy.
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Grammys are for music, Pop.
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I mean, they give 'em
out for audiobooks.
253
00:10:57,667 --> 00:10:59,568
It's open.
254
00:10:59,569 --> 00:11:00,770
Hey.
255
00:11:00,904 --> 00:11:02,138
Oh, hey, Gemma. What's up?
256
00:11:02,238 --> 00:11:03,738
Nothing, I just got the sudden urge
257
00:11:03,739 --> 00:11:06,708
to snuggle that sweet
little baby of yours. May I?
258
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:07,911
Oh, please. Enjoy.
259
00:11:08,011 --> 00:11:09,044
Ooh!
260
00:11:09,045 --> 00:11:11,414
Hi! Oh!
261
00:11:11,514 --> 00:11:14,117
She is getting so big. Oh.
262
00:11:14,217 --> 00:11:15,550
It goes so fast, doesn't it?
263
00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:17,620
You blink and they're off to college.
264
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:21,124
Yeah. That'd be more like a
coma than a blink, but yeah.
265
00:11:21,224 --> 00:11:26,196
Aw. Don't let a minute of
this pass you by, because...
266
00:11:26,296 --> 00:11:27,964
Oh. Oh.
267
00:11:28,098 --> 00:11:29,832
I shouldn't have said
that. I just realized
268
00:11:29,966 --> 00:11:32,335
you're about to go
back to work full-time.
269
00:11:32,468 --> 00:11:35,138
Yeah, but my mom's gonna
be taking care of Daphne.
270
00:11:35,238 --> 00:11:38,107
I know! And that's great.
271
00:11:38,108 --> 00:11:41,044
At least someone will be there
to savor all the golden moments,
272
00:11:41,144 --> 00:11:42,845
the ones you'll be missing.
273
00:11:42,946 --> 00:11:44,147
Oh.
274
00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:46,849
Like the first time
she sees a butterfly.
275
00:11:46,950 --> 00:11:48,918
Oh, or takes her first steps.
276
00:11:48,919 --> 00:11:50,653
Oh, or eats her first ice cream cone
277
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,922
where she gets that little
blob of vanilla on her nose
278
00:11:52,923 --> 00:11:55,158
and it just drips and drips.
279
00:11:55,258 --> 00:11:57,894
Well, yeah, but some of
those moments will happen
280
00:11:57,994 --> 00:12:00,296
- over the weekend...
- Probably not.
281
00:12:01,731 --> 00:12:03,033
But hey, what are you gonna do?
282
00:12:03,133 --> 00:12:05,134
Your boss needs you back at work.
283
00:12:05,135 --> 00:12:08,404
Okay, my dad is not my
boss. We are equal partners.
284
00:12:08,504 --> 00:12:09,940
Oh, that's right, I forgot.
285
00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:13,176
Probably 'cause of the
way he bosses you around.
286
00:12:16,046 --> 00:12:17,447
Oh, hey, buddy.
287
00:12:17,547 --> 00:12:19,615
Working on your español?
288
00:12:19,715 --> 00:12:21,084
Uh, my what?
289
00:12:24,654 --> 00:12:25,688
Your Spanish.
290
00:12:25,821 --> 00:12:27,957
Oh, yeah. Yep, killing it.
291
00:12:27,958 --> 00:12:29,525
Great.
292
00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,261
'Cause you know, I...
293
00:12:31,361 --> 00:12:33,063
will not be helping you anymore.
294
00:12:33,196 --> 00:12:35,265
Okay. I don't need it.
295
00:12:35,365 --> 00:12:37,367
Okay, good.
296
00:12:42,038 --> 00:12:44,007
Are you sure about that answer?
297
00:12:44,874 --> 00:12:46,542
Oh, the...
298
00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:48,878
the word for "door"
isn't "Dorito," is it?
299
00:12:48,979 --> 00:12:50,380
No.
300
00:12:51,214 --> 00:12:52,548
Okay, buddy, listen, I...
301
00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:54,368
I'm not gonna help you,
I'm just gonna erase
302
00:12:54,417 --> 00:12:55,986
the things that need to be redone.
303
00:12:56,086 --> 00:12:57,819
All right. You, uh...
304
00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,822
What are you doing?
305
00:12:59,922 --> 00:13:02,025
I'm not writing Spanish,
I'm just erasing it.
306
00:13:03,893 --> 00:13:05,860
Grover, can you give us a minute?
307
00:13:05,861 --> 00:13:07,063
Yeah, no problem.
308
00:13:07,163 --> 00:13:08,931
Uh, Dad, take all the time you need.
309
00:13:12,535 --> 00:13:14,570
Dave, what is going on?
310
00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:16,506
You have to let our son
make his own mistakes.
311
00:13:16,606 --> 00:13:17,907
I know.
312
00:13:18,008 --> 00:13:19,909
I know.
313
00:13:20,010 --> 00:13:22,712
- Dave!
- I'm done! I'm done.
314
00:13:25,115 --> 00:13:27,783
Hey, man, we need to talk.
315
00:13:27,883 --> 00:13:30,253
Man-to-man.
316
00:13:30,353 --> 00:13:31,954
Boss-to-boss.
317
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:36,059
If-if that's okay with you, Daddy.
318
00:13:37,393 --> 00:13:38,794
What's on your mind?
319
00:13:38,928 --> 00:13:42,465
Look, man, I am
co-owner of the Fusebox,
320
00:13:42,565 --> 00:13:44,399
and I decide when it's time for me
321
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,969
to return to work full time,
and now is not that time.
322
00:13:47,070 --> 00:13:49,139
What are you talking about, Marty?
323
00:13:49,239 --> 00:13:51,206
Your paternity leave is over.
324
00:13:51,207 --> 00:13:53,309
Yeah, but there's still so
many milestones I'd miss.
325
00:13:53,409 --> 00:13:54,944
Like, what if I miss her first words?
326
00:13:55,045 --> 00:13:57,480
First words are overrated.
327
00:13:57,580 --> 00:13:59,782
Your first words was "doo-doo."
328
00:14:00,816 --> 00:14:03,418
Wait, Mama said my
first word was "rocket."
329
00:14:03,419 --> 00:14:05,188
How would I know? I was at work.
330
00:14:06,156 --> 00:14:07,190
Look...
331
00:14:07,290 --> 00:14:09,058
where is all this coming from, Marty?
332
00:14:09,059 --> 00:14:10,793
Gemma came over and made me realize
333
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,462
how precious this time is.
334
00:14:12,595 --> 00:14:13,829
Gemma came over?
335
00:14:13,929 --> 00:14:15,565
Yeah, she really opened my eyes, Dad.
336
00:14:15,665 --> 00:14:17,967
She did, did she?
337
00:14:18,068 --> 00:14:19,735
Well, how helpful.
338
00:14:19,835 --> 00:14:21,570
- Okay. All right.
- Yeah.
339
00:14:21,571 --> 00:14:23,072
- Thank you for getting it, man.
- Okay.
340
00:14:23,073 --> 00:14:25,308
- All right. Thanks, Daddy.
- All right.
341
00:14:27,143 --> 00:14:30,346
Well played, Gemma Johnson.
342
00:14:30,446 --> 00:14:32,215
Well played.
343
00:14:37,787 --> 00:14:39,122
Oh, hey, Malcolm. Whoa!
344
00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:43,659
What you doing?
345
00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:44,870
Dave, why are you just sitting
346
00:14:44,894 --> 00:14:46,229
in your car like that?
347
00:14:46,329 --> 00:14:49,165
Uh, just making sure that
Grover fails Spanish.
348
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,769
Okay, well, I'm-a leave
you to that, then. Well...
349
00:14:55,171 --> 00:14:57,139
Were you putting a book in my library?
350
00:14:57,140 --> 00:14:59,309
No, no, it's not a book, exactly.
351
00:14:59,409 --> 00:15:02,212
It's a, uh, a literary journal.
352
00:15:02,345 --> 00:15:03,846
Oh, yeah. The Trojan Horse.
353
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:05,448
I didn't know a new issue was out.
354
00:15:05,548 --> 00:15:08,351
Well, it is. Hot off the presses.
355
00:15:08,451 --> 00:15:09,784
There's a bookmark in it.
356
00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:11,286
Is there? Uh, let me get that
357
00:15:11,287 --> 00:15:13,523
up out of there. Well,
hold on, hold on.
358
00:15:13,623 --> 00:15:16,392
"A Rock in a Soft Place" by...
359
00:15:16,492 --> 00:15:18,694
by Malcolm L. Butler.
360
00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:19,995
Whoa.
361
00:15:20,096 --> 00:15:21,573
Eh, I just thought
some of our neighbors
362
00:15:21,597 --> 00:15:23,077
might get a kick out of it, you know?
363
00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:24,434
I-It's not that big a deal.
364
00:15:24,534 --> 00:15:27,036
Not a big dea...
Malcolm, this is huge.
365
00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:29,038
Your family must be so proud of you.
366
00:15:29,139 --> 00:15:30,706
Oh, they are. Yeah, yeah, my pops
367
00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:33,776
has already gotten through
most of the first paragraph.
368
00:15:35,044 --> 00:15:37,813
Which is a paragraph more
than my mama has read.
369
00:15:38,881 --> 00:15:40,649
Hold on. What?
370
00:15:40,650 --> 00:15:42,652
Malcolm, this is unacceptable.
371
00:15:42,752 --> 00:15:44,920
I, for one, am honored
372
00:15:45,054 --> 00:15:48,791
to have the opportunity
to gaze into your soul.
373
00:15:50,893 --> 00:15:52,462
Thank you?
374
00:15:56,532 --> 00:15:57,532
Gemma.
375
00:15:57,567 --> 00:15:59,435
Calvin!
376
00:16:00,870 --> 00:16:02,672
What are you doing?
377
00:16:02,772 --> 00:16:04,740
Thought we should talk.
378
00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:07,041
You know, clear the air.
379
00:16:10,713 --> 00:16:12,415
Fine.
380
00:16:12,515 --> 00:16:14,684
Start talking.
381
00:16:14,784 --> 00:16:17,753
Look, I understand you got
a situation at your school.
382
00:16:17,853 --> 00:16:19,422
And I feel for you.
383
00:16:19,555 --> 00:16:21,857
But you're messing with my business.
384
00:16:22,725 --> 00:16:25,060
Well, the school is my business.
385
00:16:25,161 --> 00:16:27,763
And if I have to play dirty
to keep my best music teacher,
386
00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:30,232
well, then, I'm gonna do
387
00:16:30,233 --> 00:16:32,602
what I got to do.
388
00:16:34,270 --> 00:16:35,905
You playing with fire, Gemma.
389
00:16:36,005 --> 00:16:37,539
Oh, oh.
390
00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:40,710
If you think you can bully
me, you got the wrong Johnson.
391
00:16:42,278 --> 00:16:44,113
Hey, guys. What's up?
392
00:16:44,247 --> 00:16:45,880
Nothing, I'm just getting
your girl Gemma straight here.
393
00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:47,283
Oh, really, Calvin?
394
00:16:47,383 --> 00:16:49,223
We're really doing this,
right here, right now?
395
00:16:49,319 --> 00:16:50,796
- Oh, right here and right now. Of course...
- Right here at this moment?
396
00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:52,221
- Okay, okay.
- Wait. Wait. Oh, wait, wait.
397
00:16:52,222 --> 00:16:54,056
Wait-wait a minute!
398
00:16:54,156 --> 00:16:55,658
What is going on here?
399
00:16:55,791 --> 00:16:59,128
Gemma convinced Marty to
stay on paternity leave
400
00:16:59,262 --> 00:17:01,831
just so she could keep
you at her school.
401
00:17:01,931 --> 00:17:04,500
- She manipulated him.
- Uh, me?
402
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,569
You manipulated Tina.
403
00:17:06,669 --> 00:17:08,704
You used Daphne as bait
just so you could get her
404
00:17:08,804 --> 00:17:10,973
to quit her job and babysit,
405
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,407
just so you could have Marty back
406
00:17:12,408 --> 00:17:14,810
at your silly little Fusebox.
407
00:17:16,446 --> 00:17:18,314
Did you just call the Fusebox silly?
408
00:17:18,414 --> 00:17:19,849
Did I stutter?
409
00:17:19,949 --> 00:17:21,551
- Okay, okay.
- No, no, no. Did I?
410
00:17:21,651 --> 00:17:23,462
- Did I stutter?
- Get-get, get your girl. Get your girl.
411
00:17:23,486 --> 00:17:25,096
- Yeah. Go ahead.
- Hold on, wait-wait a minute.
412
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,856
Wait a minute, now let
me get this straight.
413
00:17:26,956 --> 00:17:29,792
You two have been acting
like selfish little brats
414
00:17:29,892 --> 00:17:31,960
who only care about what benefits you?
415
00:17:31,961 --> 00:17:34,597
Well, he was.
416
00:17:34,697 --> 00:17:38,167
Okay, listen, I only
care about one thing.
417
00:17:38,268 --> 00:17:40,169
- The school.
- Yes, the Fusebox. I...
418
00:17:42,004 --> 00:17:43,072
Daphne.
419
00:17:43,172 --> 00:17:44,840
- Y... Of course. Yes.
- Yeah, right. Duh.
420
00:17:44,940 --> 00:17:47,018
Yeah, okay. Yes, no. That makes...
that makes a lot of sense.
421
00:17:47,042 --> 00:17:50,513
And the best thing for her
is to spend as much time
422
00:17:50,613 --> 00:17:54,384
as possible with the people
who love her the most.
423
00:17:54,517 --> 00:17:56,451
Her parents.
424
00:17:56,452 --> 00:17:58,888
Baby, you know I agree with you.
425
00:17:59,021 --> 00:18:01,156
Okay. But Marty and Courtney
426
00:18:01,257 --> 00:18:03,125
both have full-time jobs.
427
00:18:03,225 --> 00:18:04,626
I mean, what do you expect them to do,
428
00:18:04,627 --> 00:18:06,696
bring the baby to the Fusebox?
429
00:18:09,064 --> 00:18:10,164
Calvin.
430
00:18:10,165 --> 00:18:11,367
No.
431
00:18:11,467 --> 00:18:14,503
Calvin. No, no, no, no, no...
432
00:18:14,504 --> 00:18:17,707
Calvin.
433
00:18:17,807 --> 00:18:19,775
Oh, damn.
434
00:18:22,712 --> 00:18:24,646
Yeah, I missed you, too, Daphne.
435
00:18:24,647 --> 00:18:27,016
Is that my wallet? Give me my wallet.
436
00:18:27,116 --> 00:18:28,451
Marty.
437
00:18:28,476 --> 00:18:29,484
Where is Ms. Yvette?
438
00:18:29,485 --> 00:18:30,853
You not on the phone.
439
00:18:30,953 --> 00:18:32,422
You get in here.
440
00:18:32,555 --> 00:18:35,425
Okay. They throwing sippy cups.
441
00:18:35,558 --> 00:18:36,892
Get in here.
442
00:18:41,331 --> 00:18:43,433
I have margaritas. Ooh.
443
00:18:43,566 --> 00:18:45,568
Ah, yes, Chuy, mi amigo.
444
00:18:46,836 --> 00:18:49,539
If I may, a toast to my son Grover,
445
00:18:49,639 --> 00:18:51,106
for earning a gentleman's C
446
00:18:51,206 --> 00:18:52,575
on his Spanish paper.
447
00:18:52,675 --> 00:18:55,578
- A paper he wrote sin ayuda.
- Mm.
448
00:18:56,612 --> 00:18:58,814
And without any help.
449
00:19:01,016 --> 00:19:03,385
That's what I just said, but anyhoo...
450
00:19:03,386 --> 00:19:05,688
Uh, to you, I raise a blended
451
00:19:05,788 --> 00:19:07,499
- strawberry mango margarita.
- All right.
452
00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:09,625
Now to Grover and Dave.
453
00:19:09,759 --> 00:19:11,126
I'm proud of you both.
454
00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:13,262
Gracias, mi amor.
455
00:19:14,897 --> 00:19:16,098
I mean, he d-he does love you.
456
00:19:16,231 --> 00:19:17,391
I... It's progress. Drink up.
457
00:19:17,433 --> 00:19:18,534
- Hey.
- Hey.
458
00:19:18,634 --> 00:19:19,901
W... And that is not all.
459
00:19:19,902 --> 00:19:21,937
I would be remiss if
I did not point out
460
00:19:22,037 --> 00:19:24,205
that I am not the only parent
at this table whose son
461
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:25,608
has something to be proud of.
462
00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:26,875
Oh, Dave, please don't. No, no, no.
463
00:19:26,876 --> 00:19:28,143
M-Malcolm, Mal,
464
00:19:28,277 --> 00:19:30,112
- Mal-Mal-Mal-Malcolm...
- O-Okay.
465
00:19:30,245 --> 00:19:33,949
has written a story that
will make you laugh, think
466
00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:36,118
- and cry.
- Aw.
467
00:19:36,218 --> 00:19:38,153
Okay, let's sit on down. No, no, no.
468
00:19:38,287 --> 00:19:40,889
No, Mal-Malcolm, this
is an accomplishment,
469
00:19:40,890 --> 00:19:42,592
and it should be
celebrated by the people
470
00:19:42,692 --> 00:19:44,560
who love you the most.
471
00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:46,237
And if you're embarrassed
to toot your own horn,
472
00:19:46,261 --> 00:19:48,798
I have a few amigos
who will do it for you.
473
00:19:48,931 --> 00:19:51,166
Guillermo, Esteban, Nestor, Jaime!
474
00:19:52,568 --> 00:19:53,869
Oh, come on, Dave,
475
00:19:53,969 --> 00:19:56,305
why do you have to
embarrass the man like that?
476
00:19:56,439 --> 00:19:58,841
You know he doesn't want to
make a big deal out of this.
477
00:19:58,974 --> 00:20:01,110
Yeah. Actually, Mama, Pop,
478
00:20:01,210 --> 00:20:02,512
I-I think I kind of do.
479
00:20:02,645 --> 00:20:04,346
Look, if I'm being honest, I-I just...
480
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:07,216
Okay, hey, can y'all give
us one second, please?
481
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:10,185
Thank you. Gracias, muchachos.
482
00:20:10,285 --> 00:20:12,622
Love the hats. Yeah. Uh...
483
00:20:12,722 --> 00:20:15,691
look, I know you guys just
see me as an athlete, and
484
00:20:15,825 --> 00:20:17,660
if I'm being honest, I was embarrassed
485
00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:19,960
to put myself out there like
this, but getting published
486
00:20:20,029 --> 00:20:22,164
makes me think I can be a writer.
487
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:25,034
I know I'm grown, but I still
want y'all to be proud of me.
488
00:20:25,167 --> 00:20:27,202
Son. So, Mama,
489
00:20:27,336 --> 00:20:28,504
Pop,
490
00:20:28,638 --> 00:20:30,272
my sweet brother Marty,
491
00:20:30,372 --> 00:20:32,041
- read the damn 11 pages!
- Okay.
492
00:20:32,174 --> 00:20:33,609
All right, all right.
493
00:20:33,709 --> 00:20:35,545
And you-and you know
I started it already.
494
00:20:35,678 --> 00:20:38,980
I mean, that-that
first paragraph... wow.
495
00:20:38,981 --> 00:20:40,249
Wow.
496
00:20:40,349 --> 00:20:42,351
Malcolm, we are so proud of you.
497
00:20:42,485 --> 00:20:44,153
Dave? Come on, hand over the book.
498
00:20:44,253 --> 00:20:46,055
Ah, I brought copies for everyone.
499
00:20:46,155 --> 00:20:47,222
- Oh!
- Aw.
500
00:20:47,322 --> 00:20:49,224
Guillermo! ¡Otra canción!
501
00:20:49,324 --> 00:20:50,492
Oh.
502
00:20:56,902 --> 00:21:03,476
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