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What are you doing?
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I'm just cleaning up my pride and joy.
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You know, every time I
open this little library,
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I find something new and magical.
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Mm. There's a little
spider on Charlotte's Web.
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Ah, it's on me.
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Dave, with Grover on his class trip,
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I took a peek at his application
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- for Oak Ridge Prep.
- Mm-hmm.
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He had to write an essay
about a historical figure
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he'd like to have dinner with.
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He picked Wolverine.
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Nice.
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I mean, not... not nice. No.
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Oak Ridge Prep. What,
y'all win the lottery?
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I know. We've gotten so spoiled.
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One of the perks of being principal
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was Grover got free tuition.
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But he graduates middle
school this year.
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Free ride's over.
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Or... the free ride can continue
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in public high school.
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Yeah, but, you know, Grover
won't get the same education
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that he'd get at a private school.
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Well, I went to public school.
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So did Marty. You know,
the astrophysicist?
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Yeah! Yeah, public school's great.
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We love public school.
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We'd send Grover to public
school in a heartbeat.
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We're just not going to.
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You know, it's your money,
do what you want, but...
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you might have to cut
back on the fancy coffee.
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- Fancy?
- Yeah.
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This isn't fancy.
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It's just a single origin, fair trade
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shade-grown, half-caff frap.
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It's only seven dollars.
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And you drink two a day.
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So, let me see, 14 times 365...
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That's $5,110 a year.
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You just did that in your head?
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Not bad for public school, huh?
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Wow, Calvin. Nice car.
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Isn't this the car that Trey got
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for sleeping with Miss Kim?
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Yeah, I bought it from him.
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Just got her fully detailed.
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Because God only knows
what they did in here.
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Oh, come on, Pop.
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Look, just let me drive
it around the block.
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Yeah, I would love to let
you drive it, but I can't.
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Well, why not?
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Look, I let you drive the car,
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you scrape it, all
right, I kill you...
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your mother gets mad,
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we break up, I'm in jail,
and your mama's all alone.
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I just don't want that on you, okay?
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Well, our weekend is shot.
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I just got a text from my dad.
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"Hey, Bobby girl,
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"highway my great grand Bobby,
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"finding to town turquoise.
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Noel."
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That's gibberish.
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It means, "Hey, baby girl,
how's my great grand-baby?
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Coming tomorrow."
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Huh. Impressive translation, Mama,
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but what is "noel"?
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Eh, that's a new one.
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But it better not mean
that he and that woman
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are staying until Christmas.
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Ooh, is this about the stepmother
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that Tina refuses to talk about?
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We are not talking about that heifer.
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Oh, come on, Mama.
Loretta's not that bad.
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Yeah, and her oatmeal
cookies are the bomb.
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They are straight trash.
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See, Gemma, what happened was
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when Tina's mama died,
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her daddy got remarried a little
too quick for Tina's taste.
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A little? Ha! Five months.
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That woman took advantage
of my poor grieving father.
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He was lost and vulnerable
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and then she just swooped on
in with her little kitten heels
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and started bossing him around
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and redecorating my mother's house.
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You know, in all fairness to Loretta,
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taking that carpet out the kitchen
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wasn't the worst idea.
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You know, I can't even
visit my father anymore
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because she's always over there.
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Well, she does live there.
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Well, look who's on Team Loretta.
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All right, I've crunched the numbers
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and I believe we can afford
Grover's private school
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if we just cut our spending
by roughly ten percent.
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Okay, yeah, we can do this.
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Look how much we'll save if
we cut out your fancy lattes
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and switch to grocery store coffee.
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Yeah, okay, um...
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Well, look, here's another easy one.
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Your wine club.
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Yeah...
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Well, as long as I'm drinking
grocery store coffee,
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you can make wine in the bathtub.
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Okay.
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Let's stop taking this
personally and move on.
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Do we really need all
these streaming services?
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Yes. Next item.
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Dave. Come on.
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We're paying for like ten.
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Like, like, what is this one? Heist?
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Yes, Heist. It's all
the great heist movies.
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You know how much I love
putting a good team together
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for one last job.
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Do you love a good
school for your son?
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Yes.
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Okay.
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Now, this is utilities, car
repairs, miscellaneous...
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Hold on, what's this? What's this?
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What's this "salon"?
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Is that how much you
pay for a haircut?
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Well, it's not just a cut.
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I also get it colored.
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You do?
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Are you not blonde? Well...
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I'm blonde-ish.
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Okay, well, fine.
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I guess we're going to the
grocery store for coffee, wine,
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DVDs and hair dye.
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Because we love our son so much.
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Hey, remember how Grampa Otis
used to take us roller-skating?
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Oh, yeah, man. He
could skate backwards.
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Man, he was smooth. He'd
be smoking a menthol,
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holding a Colt 45
while doing the splits.
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And the man wouldn't spill a drop.
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Daddy's home.
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- Hey!
- Grandpa.
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Hey, boy.
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How you doing?
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- Let me get that for you.
- Hey, Calvin.
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- What's going on?
- Uh, Daddy...
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where's Loretta?
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Didn't you get my text?
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I told you "No L."
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Not "noel," no Loretta.
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I'm-a break this code.
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Well, Daddy, w-where is she?
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Well, hell if I know. What?
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I gave Loretta her walking papers.
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- You did?
- I did.
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I'm a free man.
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Daddy!
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Otis, you're looking good, man.
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Me?
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Well, I ain't looking as
half as smooth as you.
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Boy, you know you're smooth
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as room temperature butter.
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My two cents? You're
even smoother than that.
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Like a dolphin.
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- Daphne...
- Oh...
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This is your great grandfather.
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Yes, yes, look at my
great grand puddin'.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Look, she's got my smile.
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And she's got my gums, look.
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Yeah, Grandpa, yeah,
she's got the family gums.
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Tina, your dad is so charming.
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So what happened to the heifer?
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Mm. He dumped her.
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What are you guys talking about?
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How Gemma's hair's not really blonde?
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What?
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He didn't know.
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You didn't? How could you not?
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Look at her roots.
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Anyway...
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thanks to our new budget,
it's no more salon for me.
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Yeah, we're trying to
cut back on luxuries.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Haircare
is not a luxury, Dave.
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It's a woman's God-given right.
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Well, I thought the same thing
about my streaming services,
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but those had to go, too.
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Whoa, whoa, now that's crazy talk.
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You need your streamers, Dave.
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Why? So you can keep mooching
off of Dave's passwords?
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Tina.
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So what I heard was that, uh,
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you were engaged to a Nigerian woman.
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Right.
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But you put a baby
in a Canadian woman.
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That is one way to put it.
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- And you're raising the baby together.
- Yes.
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But you're not "together" together.
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No, no.
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So, my question is,
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who you getting busy with?
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Uh...
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Well, you know, I've been...
No, no one right now.
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No, no one.
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You know, I'm just... I'm really busy.
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You know, like, not getting busy,
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but just, like, regular "busy" busy.
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"Busy" busy. Well, you know,
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I-I was never too busy to get busy.
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Eh, Malcolm?
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Malcolm. I know my grandson.
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He's still having fun
with the ladies, right?
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Now, Grandpa, you know how I do.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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So, uh, who's on your roster?
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Oh, uh, you know what?
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Nobody right now. Uh, I'm just...
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You know, I'm taking some
time to j-just work on myself.
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Ah, well, you got to
be careful with that.
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You touch yourself too much,
you end up with astigmatism.
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Come on, people, let's eat.
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Mmm.
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Ooh, that smells good.
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Oh, it's been too long since
I've had some fried chicken.
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- That's right.
- Why? I made it because it's your favorite.
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Oh, Loretta wouldn't let me have it.
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Eh, she was too controlling.
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Always telling me what
to eat, what to wear.
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Oh, I-I couldn't take it anymore.
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Mm. You know, she's
got a lot of nerve.
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You're a grown man.
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You can eat whatever you want.
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Put that down. Hey.
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I-I'm a grown man, too, Tina.
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Yeah, you're a grown man
with high cholesterol.
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You get baked.
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What are you watching?
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C-SPAN.
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It's looking like Milwaukee's
gonna get a bridge.
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Are you trying to make me feel bad
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about canceling your
streaming channels?
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No, not at all.
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Guess I'll go read a book.
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You know, I'd be so screwed
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if I didn't have my
little library outside.
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Ooh. All right, let's see what we got.
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No!
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Calvin.
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Uh... Otis? Damn.
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You all right?
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You need to change your drawers?
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No.
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W-What are you doing
sitting in the dark?
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Oh, uh, see you finished the chicken.
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That's good.
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Well, I got to fortify myself
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'cause tomorrow,
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I'm getting back out
there in them streets.
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Oh, yeah.
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Gonna find me a fine, young
thing. Something in her 60s.
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Mm-hmm.
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Eh, with... with her original hip.
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Well, you sure rebound quick, man.
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Mm. Oh, yeah.
261
00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:40,834
I can't wait to get
back in the game, baby.
262
00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:44,471
Hey, man, so, uh...
263
00:11:44,604 --> 00:11:46,273
you don't miss Loretta at all?
264
00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:47,374
Oh, shoot, man.
265
00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:50,443
You miss a toothache, huh?
266
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:52,479
No, I'll be all right.
267
00:11:55,749 --> 00:12:00,287
I wish Loretta had walked
out on me years ago.
268
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:05,125
Oh-oh-oh, I-I thought you walked out.
269
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,194
Isn't that what I said?
270
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:10,964
No.
271
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,232
Otis, you sure you're okay?
272
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,601
I'm good.
273
00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:17,204
I'm good.
274
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:22,309
So what's the problem? He's good.
275
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,776
No, babe.
276
00:12:23,777 --> 00:12:27,647
He said, "I'm good.
I'm good." Two times.
277
00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:29,149
How is that bad?
278
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:33,452
You got to understand, when
a man says he's good twice,
279
00:12:33,453 --> 00:12:35,655
he's trying to convince
himself he's good,
280
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:38,558
but really, he's not good at all.
281
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:42,762
Now, that's just dumb.
282
00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:45,198
Remember when you broke up with me
283
00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,742
for, like, two weeks back in the day?
284
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:47,766
Yeah.
285
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,036
And I was talking all big,
286
00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,004
trying to tell my
friends how happy I was
287
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,539
to be back out in them streets.
288
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:55,508
I'm like, "I'm good. I'm good, son!"
289
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,044
You know?
290
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,846
But the whole time,
291
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:02,149
I'm checking my beeper every
minute, hoping you'd beep.
292
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:06,053
Oh, but, baby, that was
different, you know?
293
00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:07,988
He's just losing a heifer,
294
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:11,458
and I'm getting my daddy back.
295
00:13:12,492 --> 00:13:13,760
All right.
296
00:13:14,694 --> 00:13:15,996
Mmm.
297
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:19,066
What were you doing in the kitchen?
298
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:22,468
I... was getting some
of that baked chicken
299
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,905
and some-some water.
300
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,040
How was it?
301
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:31,912
It was good. It was good.
302
00:13:39,853 --> 00:13:42,022
So, Malcolm,
303
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:44,557
how come you don't
have any babies yet?
304
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,527
I don't know, Grandpa.
305
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:50,197
It just, uh, hasn't happened yet.
306
00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:52,099
You ain't shooting blanks, are you?
307
00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,805
Hey, Mama,
308
00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:02,442
come get your daddy.
309
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:07,146
So, Daddy, um...
310
00:14:07,147 --> 00:14:08,448
you enjoying your new freedom?
311
00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,550
Oh, couldn't be better.
312
00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,484
You would tell me if
you weren't okay, right?
313
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,754
Oh, don't worry about me, T.
314
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,523
I'm good.
315
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:17,891
All right.
316
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,359
I'm good.
317
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:26,066
Oh, my God, Calvin, you were right.
318
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,268
He just said, "I'm good" twice.
319
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:29,903
I told you.
320
00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:33,440
Oh, man, we got to do something
to cheer him up. Ooh!
321
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,008
You should take him
out and do a guy thing.
322
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,945
What's an 80-year-old guy thing?
323
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:41,014
I don't know. Take him to CVS.
324
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,283
Buy him some compression socks.
325
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:50,390
Okay, here we go. Let's
steam some hazelnut oat milk.
326
00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,430
You okay?
327
00:14:57,564 --> 00:14:59,231
Yeah.
328
00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,899
You know, uh...
329
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:04,437
garage sale espresso
machine, it's got its quirks.
330
00:15:05,805 --> 00:15:07,073
You look pretty.
331
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,275
I do?
332
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:11,410
Yeah. I mean, for whatever reason,
333
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:14,114
I really want a Wendy's
Baconator and a Frosty.
334
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,616
Stop.
335
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,417
Stop it.
336
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,653
Obviously, saving
money isn't easy, but
337
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,588
we're getting the hang of it.
338
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,091
Hey, hey, you know what?
339
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:25,959
Let's celebrate
340
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:29,129
with a budget-conscious, store brand,
341
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:33,433
half-caff, n-n-no-hazelnut latte.
342
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:38,471
Mmm.
343
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:40,473
Mm-hmm.
344
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:42,142
Nutty.
345
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,343
Mm-hmm.
346
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,745
Gritty. What's that, uh, earthy taste?
347
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,147
That's dirt.
348
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:52,618
I can't do this anymore.
349
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:55,188
- Me neither.
- I hate being poor!
350
00:15:56,123 --> 00:15:57,723
Life is not worth
living with bad coffee.
351
00:15:57,757 --> 00:15:59,092
I want my old hair back now.
352
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,626
Okay, fine, look,
353
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,163
we can figure out the money
in some other way. Okay.
354
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,264
I just, I love you, but I
can't spend another night
355
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:08,235
with Raggedy Anne.
356
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:10,837
- That's beautiful.
- Mm-hmm.
357
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:13,439
Just beautiful. Yeah.
358
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,874
I was driving one of these
359
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,010
- when I met Tina's mama. Mm.
- Mm-hmm.
360
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,511
Oh...
361
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:21,848
I had, uh, the Ohio Players
playing on the 8-track.
362
00:16:21,948 --> 00:16:23,149
Okay.
363
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,983
Your mama put her hand on my knee,
364
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:27,654
- so I pulled on over. We got busy...
- Oh. O-O-Okay.
365
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:31,024
Okay, okay. Daddy.
All right, thank you.
366
00:16:32,859 --> 00:16:33,860
Hey, T.
367
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,994
Oh, damn!
368
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,864
I know, I know.
369
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:42,202
What in the I Love Lucy did
you do to your hair, woman?
370
00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:45,038
I colored my own
hair, but don't worry,
371
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,638
I'm going to see Percival right now.
372
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:49,109
Dave and I talked it through,
crunched the numbers,
373
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,877
and after careful consideration...
374
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,245
We said, "Screw it."
375
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,546
Mm.
376
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:55,158
I'm going on a
half-caff run, who's in?
377
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,949
Ooh. In. Please.
378
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:59,219
So you're looking into
public school for Grover?
379
00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:01,588
We're thinking scholarship, maybe.
380
00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:03,223
Oh, well, no plan B?
381
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,058
Tina, look at my hair.
382
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:09,429
Y'all, let's roll out.
383
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:13,266
- It is a perfect day for a drive.
- Yes.
384
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,568
Hey, hey, hey, Calvin.
385
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:16,668
Yeah?
386
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:19,206
H-How about you let me drive?
387
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,447
Okay.
388
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,382
Sure. Why not, man?
389
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,418
My man.
390
00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:41,194
Man, Pop, this is a sweet ride.
391
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:42,728
Oh, isn't it, man?
392
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:46,299
Original engine. 350, Rocket V8.
393
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,900
Whew. Man, it feels good
394
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,870
to be back behind the wheel.
395
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,805
Oh, it's been way too long.
396
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:54,873
Why's that?
397
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:57,710
Well, Loretta. Took my keys away.
398
00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:00,247
- Mm-hmm.
- Interesting.
399
00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,715
Oh, okay, th-this lane is turn only.
400
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,318
You got to turn in this lane.
401
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,820
You-you-you going a
little fast for the turn.
402
00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:09,732
He is not turning. I got
it. I got it. I got it.
403
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:10,890
I got it!
404
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,925
Oh!
405
00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:18,331
Whew.
406
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,433
Told you I got it.
407
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:25,972
Yeah. You know what we need
to do? Go get some burgers.
408
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,974
Yeah, that cute little
number next door...
409
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,977
made me feel like a Wendy's.
410
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,744
You know what? Burgers is a good idea.
411
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,985
You know, why don't we turn
around, go back to the house,
412
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:36,615
- let me get my wallet.
- Yeah. Yeah.
413
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:40,353
Now you're talking.
I'll just bust a U-ie.
414
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,155
No. Don't. No, no, no, no!
415
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:49,095
Ah...
416
00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:52,199
Yeah, Loretta, she
took away my burgers,
417
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,500
my cigarettes.
418
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:56,403
Eh, talking about, uh,
uh, my blood pressure
419
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:59,206
- was "out of control."
- Okay. Okay.
420
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,708
Hands on the wheel. Hands
on the wheel.
421
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,009
You don't want no ticket now.
422
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,844
No, no, you can say that again.
423
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:07,013
Last thing I need is another ticket.
424
00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:09,448
- Another?
- Yeah.
425
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,384
Well, they say I can't see.
426
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:13,186
Who says you can't see?
427
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:14,721
Loretta.
428
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,455
And the DMV.
429
00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:19,192
And my eye doctor, but
they don't know me.
430
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:22,729
Please let me out. I have a child.
431
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,465
I want to live to have a child.
432
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:28,735
You know, Otis, I'm not
trying to defend Loretta here,
433
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,537
but it sounds like she might...
434
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:32,471
- A stop sign. Stop sign!
- Stop sign! Stop sign!
435
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:33,472
Stop sign.
436
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,246
What-What's that you said?
437
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,881
Oh, Lord in Heaven,
the man is deaf, too.
438
00:19:45,051 --> 00:19:47,220
Dave, I got to admit,
this is really delicious.
439
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,222
Well, you're welcome.
440
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,592
You're not gonna Venmo me?
441
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:56,996
That's fine. E-Enjoy.
442
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,538
Calvin.
443
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:08,308
You need to bleed your brakes.
444
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:11,377
You're lucky I got strong feet.
445
00:20:11,378 --> 00:20:13,613
Oh, lucky me.
446
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:17,083
Oh, my God, are you okay?
447
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:19,719
Yeah. Yeah, we're fine.
448
00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:22,422
Just came back for Calvin's wallet.
449
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,428
What...
450
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:29,695
did you do...
451
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:32,098
to my library?!
452
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,905
I hate to tell you,
Tina, but your step-mama?
453
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:41,225
- What?
- She was the only thing
454
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:42,775
keeping your daddy alive.
455
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,744
Wait, what are you saying?
456
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,381
We got to get Loretta back.
457
00:20:55,776 --> 00:21:02,370
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