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S02E08 - "Errand Boy"

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TRANSLATION: JuBaLoKo
J.victor | Fabi_o | Tamizão

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REVIEW:
JohnyBoy | @Maubri84

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<i>Everyone loves
weekends.

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<i>� a while
to relax and unwind.

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<i>Unless you
be me.

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I have to go shopping!
Where are my coupons?

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They were here next to me
list. Where's my list?

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<i>it's time to do everything you want
You can't do it on the other 5 days.

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Mom, can you take me,
Carly and Shannon at the movies?

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Honey, I'm very busy.
Can no other mother take it?

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Shannon's mom is already going to get it
and Carly's mother

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need rest for 1 week
because Carly's father

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accidentally slammed the door
of the car at her foot.

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Lucky.

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Daddy,
Can you take us?

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I have to go to the hardware store
which is in the opposite direction.

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Furthermore,
I really don't want to.

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Football.
See you later.

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-Axl! Give me a ride...
-What?!

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What's going on
on top of your lip?

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-� dirt?
-No. It's pole, okay?

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The entire football team is
leaving the beard for the finals.

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-And what are you doing?
-Hilarious, Dad.

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For your information,
this is only two days old

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and in agreement
with barbaguru.com

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is growing above average
for my age.

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I think it's great,
Axl. Totally manly.

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Tap here.

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So can you give me
a ride to...

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Dad, you too
He's very manly today.

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Get in the car.

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Okay, Brick,
you know what to do.

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Get a box
of something that makes you fat

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and some diet sodas
and let's hit the road.

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-I won't.
-What?

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Sorry mom,
I can't do this.

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Every time you go shopping
"Get in the car, Brick"

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"Grab a snack, Brick."
I won't be your poodle anymore.

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That's enough for me.

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<i>"Never again the poodle.
Enough for me..."

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Seriously?! Shopping with me
Is it that bad?

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Okay, onto the prairie project
from Sue, mint or moss green?

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Mint or moss green?

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Which one gets us out of here?
faster?

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Remnants...

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So what do you think?

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Flattering
or not so much?

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I loved.

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Okay, we're going
home.

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Frankie!

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Hi, Paula! I don't see you
since the party.

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Did you hear what happened
after you left?

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Long and crazy story.
Do you have a minute?

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-Of course.
-You know we have that locker room

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downstairs?
Well, Mrs Barnes...

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Well what can I say,
Brick?

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Our team of babysitters
is off,

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so unless you have
a better idea

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I'm afraid you
be stuck with me.

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But you can be
my Captain-Coupon.

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In fact
I have a better idea.

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I want to stay at home
alone.

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T�. That's not going to happen.
You are very young.

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But it was enough to close
your bra in the locker room.

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-"Close your..."
-I understand.

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Well, God... if it's so bad
come with me,

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maybe you prefer
spend the afternoon

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with Aunt Edie and Aunt Gina.

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That would be great.

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He would be? Aunt Edie is
with leg edema again

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and it is swollen to the size
of a watermelon,

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and you can't react to it
or you will hurt her.

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You can send it!

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Really?
Does he like Amelia?

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But she just moved.
They barely know each other.

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But she doesn't like him. She is
just using it to get revenge

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from Julia,
because it is false.

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Wow, Shannon,
you write sms very fast.

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Thanks.
Don't you write sms?

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Well... that's the old cell phone
from my mother.

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It doesn't work.
I just wear it like a watch.

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It's Spencer.

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We're all in the same car,
let's shout softly.

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He's with Greg and Brandon.
They'll meet us at the cinema.

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Wait a minute. You didn't say
that there would be boys there.

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-Does your mother know about this?
-Dad, it's just a movie.

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Cinema is not just films
for the boys.

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They are big dark rooms
with girls in them.

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Nothing will happen.
Don't trust us?

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What? I heard this
It's a good film.

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<i>So Mike was there
to keep an eye on problems,

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<i>but he soon realized that the real
The threat didn't come from the boys.

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There's a bullet stuck
on your device.

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He has?
Have you left yet?

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Is it out now?

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Maybe it's better
do it in the bathroom.

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-OK. Does anyone want to come?
-I go.

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Do you really need it? I'm very bad
in saving place.

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Okay.
I'll be back in a flash.

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I'm actually very good
in saving places.

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I just wanted to talk to you
for a second, maybe?

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-Of course.
-You and Sue are close, aren't you?

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Our!
She's my best friend.

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-That's why I need your help.
-OK.

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Here's the thing, I'm having a party
Saturday night pajamas

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-and you are invited.
-I am?

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But I don't think we should
say nothing to Sue.

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but how will she know
What's to go?

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She won't.

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This is very difficult for me because
I wanted to invite her so much

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because she is so sweet,

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but I worry that if you invite
she feels uncomfortable there.

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There will be many female fighters there
and I don't want them to make fun of her.

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I'm super sensitive
with feelings.

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-Hey.
-What are you doing?

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Knows how the food you eat
magically appears in the closet?

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Well, that's behind the scenes
of this process.

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The coach said that dairy
make your beard grow.

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Cheese, right?

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So... How was your afternoon?
with your aunts, Brick?

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Delicious.

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It was horrible.

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Why can't I be alone?
I turned 9. 9 years old, mom!

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I'm growing.

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I clean the leaves and almost make it
that thing about tying shoelaces.

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Sorry, Brick.
Not old enough.

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If it's any consolation, I didn't leave
Axl and Sue alone at their age.

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I'm smarter than them
and you know.

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Frankie, you weren't there.
I've never seen anything like it.

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That girl was like
a James Bond villain.

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Said things that seem cool,
but they are not. They are cruel.

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We are talking
from Shannon?

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Yes. Shannon.

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I was worried about her.
I thought she was bad.

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You think it's right, she's taking
Carly with this overnight stay.

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You know how Sue
loves an overnight stay.

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Poor Sue.

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I know.
What are you going to do?

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-Nothing.
-Nothing?

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What do you expect me to do?

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Well, whatever you want to do.
I don't know. It's not my area.

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Mike, don't you think?
that I feel horrible?

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I feel horrible,
but there is nothing I can do.

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Wait. You jumped into action
and organized a petition

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when they stopped doing
the cookies you liked.

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Now our daughter gets hurt
and you're not going to do anything?

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We're talking about drama
female high school students.

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It's a minefield.
Believe.

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You can't just step foot,
or your legs will be torn off.

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When did girls get like this?
I thought they were cool.

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Girls are horrible to each other.
How do you not know this?

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I never took them
to the cinema first.

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-So girls are like that?
-Yes.

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-And we can't do anything?
-No.

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Brutal. I have to say, I don't
would last 10 seconds as a girl.

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Now you realize why
Do we eat so much chocolate?

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Sue, how old were you when
Mom let you stay at home alone?

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Let's see...

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2 times accidentally at 8
and on purpose at 9.

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What?!

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1st of all, never
that this is true, and if it is

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It's because girls mature
faster than boys.

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Axl, how old were you when
Mom let you stay at home alone?

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You don't need to answer that.
It's not on trial.

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Let's see...

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Accidentally when I was 6,
and for real when I was 9.

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It doesn't heat up. People mature
at different ages, you know?

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Well, well, well. It's not
an interesting development?

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Looks like I should be treated
with the same confidence as them,

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who came before me.
Don't you agree?

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I don't think you should stay
Only at home, but I agree...

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it's torture
stay with your mother.

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So what will it be?

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What should I do? If you refused,
I would think I didn't trust him.

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You don't trust.

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Of course not.
You know how distracted he gets.

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God.
Remember last week?

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He forgot he was
pedaling a bicycle.

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You'll never have the right time with him.
We should take off the band-aid

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and hope for the best.

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That reminds me, he ate
another band-aid in the morning.

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Ours or did he find it?
He forgets. I don't want to know.

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We have a fish
to fry.

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Look what Sue left
on the kitchen counter.

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"Sue and Shannon - M.A.P.S."
M.A.P.S., Frankie!

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-You can't do anything.
-Drug!

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<i>I think both
we discovered

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<i>that it is easier to give advice
than follow...

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<i>Because the next day...

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-Hi, dad.
-Hi, Sue. Hi, Carly. Shannon.

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I'm helping Shannon and Carly
studying for the science test.

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It's very cool
on your part, Sue.

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You are a kind and loyal friend.
It's important to be loyal.

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Thanks.

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Thank you for helping us.

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Sue got an "A" in the class
from Mr Murphy last year.

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My God!
Hilarious story from Mr Murphy.

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He said I was the student
smarter than ever.

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He was?

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I'm sorry, as this is a
Mr Murphy's hilarious story?

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Because it didn't seem to be about
Mr Murphy. And it wasn't hilarious.

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Did I miss something?

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Well, I'm ready to hear one
It was funny of him, but it wasn't.

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What I want to say, without bragging,
I'm the best in the class,

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but like a fighting captain,
I've been very busy.

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Teachers are saying
who don't know how to get it.

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I wonder...
How is that not bragging?

209
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You said "no bragging",
but do you know what bragging means?

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Maybe I should kill
some fighter training

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-and try using a dictionary.
-Father!

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What? I'm just trying to help.
You know, in case you fail a test.

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Come,
Let's study in the room.

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Not you, dad.

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<i>A few days later, I was
no milk and no excuses.

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Brick,
I made a decision.

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I need to go to the grocery store,
and decided...

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Leave you alone
at home.

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Right.

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Is that it?

221
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You've been bugging me for days.
I thought you'd be excited.

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I'm excited.

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Okay, listen.

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I will stay out
for exactly 24 minutes.

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Emergency numbers
are near the phone.

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No subscribing to channels,
baths, knives or going to the attic.

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If someone knocks on the door,
don't answer.

228
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If it's the phone, you can answer it.
But if it's for me,

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say I'm in the room
cleaning my gun

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and I will call you back
in 24 minutes, understand?

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Yes, bye.

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You're welcome.

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<i>With what
Was I worried?

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<i>Everything he does
Just sit on the couch and read.

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<i>Everything would be fine.
And everything would have been fine,

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00:11:42,220 --> 00:11:44,930
<i>if he hadn't
finished the book.

237
00:12:15,950 --> 00:12:18,459
<i>And there he was,
right where I left it.

238
00:12:18,460 --> 00:12:21,010
<i>With what
Was I worried?

239
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:27,017
Brick, what happened?

240
00:12:27,018 --> 00:12:29,861
Brick, Brick!
Brick!

241
00:12:36,916 --> 00:12:40,590
Is that all you have to say?
What did you use the oven for?

242
00:12:40,591 --> 00:12:41,975
You didn't say
that I couldn't.

243
00:12:41,976 --> 00:12:44,259
You said nothing
subscribing to channels, baths...

244
00:12:44,260 --> 00:12:45,860
I didn't find it
that was necessary!

245
00:12:45,861 --> 00:12:47,789
Nobody in this house
Never used the oven!

246
00:12:47,790 --> 00:12:50,810
That's why I used it to
save Aunt Pearl's pillow.

247
00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:53,149
I just wanted to make pizza.

248
00:12:53,150 --> 00:12:56,848
If you make pizza in the microwave,
the oven is for storing things.

249
00:12:56,849 --> 00:12:59,629
This is what happens when I go
against my instincts.

250
00:12:59,630 --> 00:13:01,900
You will never again
will be alone at home.

251
00:13:01,901 --> 00:13:03,341
End of story.

252
00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:08,880
Al�, I still need
of my lunch.

253
00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:14,699
<i>When the following Saturday arrived,
Brick was with me again.

254
00:13:14,700 --> 00:13:18,509
Okay, it's our last stop.
Let's just wash the car.

255
00:13:18,510 --> 00:13:21,010
Don't even start.

256
00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:26,240
Mike wanted to ensure that Sue,
even though I'm not invited

257
00:13:26,241 --> 00:13:29,369
for sleepovers,
had a special night.

258
00:13:29,370 --> 00:13:31,700
I'm really excited
for our movie night.

259
00:13:31,701 --> 00:13:34,669
I don't believe you
want to watch "Eclipse".

260
00:13:34,670 --> 00:13:36,449
 �, � a little
hard to believe.

261
00:13:36,450 --> 00:13:38,859
Dad, pretty cool, right?

262
00:13:38,860 --> 00:13:40,630
My sideburns
finally grew up.

263
00:13:40,631 --> 00:13:43,070
Just need to grow
my "connection area".

264
00:13:43,071 --> 00:13:46,190
I am sure that these terms
regarding beards don't even exist.

265
00:13:47,150 --> 00:13:49,665
I should call Shannon
and Carly and see if they

266
00:13:49,666 --> 00:13:51,889
want to watch the movie
with us.

267
00:13:51,890 --> 00:13:56,059
They're probably busy,
each with their commitments.

268
00:13:56,060 --> 00:13:59,979
And I wanted to keep that
like a father-daughter night.

269
00:13:59,980 --> 00:14:01,680
Really?

270
00:14:04,420 --> 00:14:06,019
Al�?

271
00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:08,519
Hi, Shannon.

272
00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:10,969
Nothing, I'll just watch
a movie with my dad.

273
00:14:10,970 --> 00:14:12,467
And you?

274
00:14:13,910 --> 00:14:16,569
Yes, I have
a sleeping bag.

275
00:14:16,570 --> 00:14:18,270
Of course.

276
00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:21,600
What did she want?

277
00:14:21,601 --> 00:14:23,869
Shannon wants to borrow
my sleeping bag.

278
00:14:23,870 --> 00:14:26,378
-What?
-Her family is going camping,

279
00:14:26,379 --> 00:14:28,050
then the father
come here and look for it.

280
00:14:28,051 --> 00:14:30,770
Do you want to know?
How about I take it myself?

281
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:36,570
How are you?
I'm Mike Heck.

282
00:14:36,571 --> 00:14:38,500
Hi, I'm Steve Kendrick.

283
00:14:38,501 --> 00:14:40,460
I didn't need to bring it,
I would go look for it.

284
00:14:40,461 --> 00:14:43,060
Alright, I was in the area
and I decided to save you the trip.

285
00:14:43,061 --> 00:14:46,269
-I appreciate that.
-And I'm happy to do that.

286
00:14:46,270 --> 00:14:49,539
Steve, I wanted to talk to you
from father to father.

287
00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:53,199
Maybe you don't know, but your daughter
you didn't invite mine to sleep

288
00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,829
and now she called asking
a sleeping bag.

289
00:14:55,830 --> 00:14:58,299
-Face.
-Yes I know.

290
00:14:58,300 --> 00:15:00,979
Good, thank you
for bringing it.

291
00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:03,250
Hey, wait.
I don't think you understand.

292
00:15:03,251 --> 00:15:05,070
They supposedly
they are friends,

293
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:07,649
and we are talking
of a girl's feelings...

294
00:15:07,650 --> 00:15:10,659
I know, but Shannon
I wanted something limited.

295
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,510
Of course, but what would
one more?

296
00:15:12,511 --> 00:15:16,499
Well, Shannon thinks
which only fits 5 in the room.

297
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:19,519
So it's a question
of measurement.

298
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,050
Can be squeezed
one more.

299
00:15:21,051 --> 00:15:23,119
What is the size of the room?
18m�, 26m�?

300
00:15:23,120 --> 00:15:25,050
There must be space
for six sleeping bags.

301
00:15:25,051 --> 00:15:27,380
-Even more so if we tighten it.
-We have a big table.

302
00:15:27,381 --> 00:15:29,239
-I'll help you move it.
-iron.

303
00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:30,900
I have a screwdriver
in the truck.

304
00:15:30,901 --> 00:15:32,779
I bet we dismantled it
in 10 seconds.

305
00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:35,800
Look, Shannon is Shannon
and she invites whoever she wants.

306
00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:36,974
Did you understand?

307
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:40,270
No...
Not really.

308
00:15:40,371 --> 00:15:42,843
I don't understand how you can see
your daughter would do something like that

309
00:15:42,844 --> 00:15:45,180
with someone
and not say anything.

310
00:15:45,181 --> 00:15:50,159
It's not my job to force her
doing something you don't want to do.

311
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,989
In fact, this is
exactly your job.

312
00:15:52,990 --> 00:15:56,150
It's our job to help
our children to be kind.

313
00:15:56,151 --> 00:15:58,139
Teach them to be
decent people.

314
00:15:58,140 --> 00:16:00,389
Well, Shannon won't
accept this.

315
00:16:00,390 --> 00:16:02,387
Maybe I should speak
with her,

316
00:16:02,388 --> 00:16:04,634
because obviously it's her
who is sending here.

317
00:16:04,635 --> 00:16:05,750
You know what, man?

318
00:16:05,751 --> 00:16:08,920
Maybe Shannon doesn't consider
your daughter a best friend.

319
00:16:08,921 --> 00:16:10,699
And she is best friend
from Amelia?

320
00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:11,930
Amelia is finished
to move.

321
00:16:11,931 --> 00:16:14,570
And I know she's just using
your daughter

322
00:16:14,571 --> 00:16:16,369
to enter
on the fighters' team.

323
00:16:16,370 --> 00:16:18,849
Maybe I should go there now
and make that very clear.

324
00:16:18,850 --> 00:16:21,500
It's not true,
they met through Júlia.

325
00:16:21,501 --> 00:16:23,909
The same Júlia who did not return
no message,

326
00:16:23,910 --> 00:16:25,570
because I was busy
cheating on her.

327
00:16:25,571 --> 00:16:27,810
Do you want to know?
Your daughter doesn't deserve mine.

328
00:16:27,811 --> 00:16:29,589
Take this stupid
sleeping bag.

329
00:16:29,590 --> 00:16:31,029
I don't want to.

330
00:16:31,030 --> 00:16:33,659
-Then I shouldn't have asked.
-I said I don't want to.

331
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:36,191
-Stay with him.
-You stay.

332
00:16:36,192 --> 00:16:38,710
Father, we need
more popcorn.

333
00:16:40,130 --> 00:16:44,040
Go ahead, Steve.
We both know you will.

334
00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:57,659
Backseat.

335
00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:59,800
Just while
the car is washed.

336
00:16:59,801 --> 00:17:02,650
I bet Axl and Sue
sat here at my age.

337
00:17:02,651 --> 00:17:05,590
Don't start,
It's been a long day.

338
00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:07,018
Don't even talk to me.

339
00:17:07,019 --> 00:17:09,289
Hey, chores aren't either
fun for me.

340
00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:11,915
You think I don't want to pass
the weekend reading magazines

341
00:17:11,916 --> 00:17:13,050
and getting your nails done?

342
00:17:13,051 --> 00:17:15,010
But these things
need to be done, Brick.

343
00:17:15,011 --> 00:17:16,999
Alright,
but let me stay at home.

344
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,760
I left and you
practically set the house on fire.

345
00:17:19,761 --> 00:17:21,409
Who keeps a pillow
in the oven?

346
00:17:21,410 --> 00:17:24,490
Who uses 150 meters
of aluminum foil roll?

347
00:17:24,491 --> 00:17:26,770
That's right,
I found the giant ball.

348
00:17:26,771 --> 00:17:28,259
I hate coming with you!

349
00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:30,890
It's not fun for me either,
Sometimes I just want...

350
00:17:31,892 --> 00:17:33,692
Close the window.

351
00:17:34,860 --> 00:17:37,200
Give me that package!

352
00:17:58,120 --> 00:18:00,459
Hey dad, why are you still
with the sleeping bag?

353
00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:01,513
They didn't want to.

354
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:05,785
They didn't understand
How good is this sleeping bag.

355
00:18:05,786 --> 00:18:09,599
And if they don't like him,
who are going to hell.

356
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:11,219
But it's not really
very good.

357
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:14,060
I think the mother
found him in the church.

358
00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:19,659
What a wonderful week.

359
00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:22,360
First a fighter
almost takes my sleeping bag

360
00:18:22,361 --> 00:18:25,169
and now I'm going to watch a movie
only with my father.

361
00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:26,950
<i>Mike knew that
One day she would find out.

362
00:18:26,951 --> 00:18:28,407
<i>Would someone send an SMS
to someone

363
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:30,755
<i>what would you put on Facebook
there was a party

364
00:18:30,756 --> 00:18:33,759
<i>and she was not there,
and he was.

365
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:39,199
<i>Yes, Sue will have many
teenage problems tomorrow.

366
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:42,089
<i>So Mike decided that they
they should enjoy the night.

367
00:18:42,090 --> 00:18:45,451
Explain to me again why
Her only dating options

368
00:18:45,452 --> 00:18:47,409
are a vampire
and a werewolf?

369
00:18:47,410 --> 00:18:52,070
It's not dating, dad.
They fight for Bella's soul.

370
00:18:52,071 --> 00:18:54,820
See that, Edward,
he is in love with Bella.

371
00:18:54,821 --> 00:18:57,619
-But then Taylor Lautner arrived.
-Is he the one with the six-pack?

372
00:18:57,620 --> 00:19:01,700
Yes, and now she's confused
because you have to choose

373
00:19:01,701 --> 00:19:04,081
between Taylor Lautner
and your six-pack,

374
00:19:04,082 --> 00:19:07,151
and Robert Pattinson
and your hair.

375
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:14,288
Should have seen your face
when water came in through the window.

376
00:19:14,289 --> 00:19:18,550
And you?
It was spraying foam.

377
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:23,109
Brick, I'm sorry
for what I said.

378
00:19:23,110 --> 00:19:26,279
Sometimes mothers shout things
that they didn't want.

379
00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:28,670
I'm sorry too.

380
00:19:29,970 --> 00:19:33,092
It's difficult, you know.

381
00:19:33,093 --> 00:19:36,661
You are my youngest,
my last.

382
00:19:36,662 --> 00:19:41,707
I think the reason
of me not leaving him alone,

383
00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:43,818
beyond the issue of fire,

384
00:19:43,819 --> 00:19:47,369
It's because I'll miss it
to go out with you.

385
00:19:47,370 --> 00:19:48,559
Me too.

386
00:19:48,560 --> 00:19:51,130
But we'll still see each other
around the house.

387
00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:54,649
Hey, I'll tell you.

388
00:19:54,650 --> 00:19:56,603
When to learn
tying your shoes,

389
00:19:56,604 --> 00:19:58,500
I will leave you
be alone at home.

390
00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:02,469
Closed, back to the topic
in ten minutes.

391
00:20:02,470 --> 00:20:06,410
<i>It was more like ten months,
but who's counting?

392
00:20:08,420 --> 00:20:09,860
I answer.

393
00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:14,750
Dude, where's your beard?
It's falling behind.

394
00:20:14,751 --> 00:20:16,889
Pretty funny, guys,
Hilarious!

395
00:20:16,890 --> 00:20:19,640
Relax,
We're just kidding.

396
00:20:27,740 --> 00:20:30,241
Okay, new plan.
I will say that my mother

397
00:20:30,242 --> 00:20:32,916
forbade me to wear a beard.
Do you support me on this?

398
00:20:33,860 --> 00:20:35,659
Of course yes.

399
00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:39,519
I just need something
in return.

400
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:41,830
Royal blue or sky blue?

401
00:20:41,831 --> 00:20:45,379
I saw a sweater in that color
in a store and I really liked it.

402
00:20:45,380 --> 00:20:47,687
Let's stop there
on the way home.

403
00:20:47,688 --> 00:20:49,688
.::The Tuunz::.
We Do It For Family!

404
00:20:49,689 --> 00:20:51,689
S02E08
"Errand Boy"

405
00:20:51,690 --> 00:20:54,690
TRANSLATION: JuBaLoKo
J.victor | Fabi_o | Tamizão

406
00:20:54,692 --> 00:20:57,427
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