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Tonight, some lucky contestant will walk
out of here with fame, fortune, and the

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total respect of the journalism
community.

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Yes, it's time for... The Food Surprise!

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And here are our contestants. From the
Washington Post, Woodward and Bernstein.

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From his retirement home... in Martha's
Vineyard. You know him, you love him,

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and boy, do you trust him.

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Walter Cronkite!

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Hearing from the Long Island Daily
Herald, Mary D.

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What were you thinking, Maggie?

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I mean, what were the birds?

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Walden, you're not in that league.

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Let me thank you for having me.

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Jason,

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why are you talking to me like this?
Don't ask me, Maggie. It's your

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dream.

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Would I wear polka dots?

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Maggie, what is this? Maggie!

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Jason?

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Yes, it's Jason, honey.

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Oh, honey, I had the weirdest, furious
dream.

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Oh, I was a chicken, and I was nominated
for the Pulitzer Prize with Walter

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Cronkite and Woodward and Bernstein, but
then everybody started laughing at me

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and making fun, and I felt terrible.

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You were a chicken?

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Even you were cruel to me.

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Honey, I know what this is. Aren't you
even going to apologize?

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For what? For being so cruel.

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Honey, it was your dream. That's exactly
what you said in my dream, and I didn't

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buy it then either. So?

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That's better.

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Honey, your dreams are just little
messages from your subconscious.

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You have to think of it as being sent
little telegrams.

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So what's the message?

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Well, all right, we went to the
journalism awards dinner last night.

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Yeah. And you didn't win anything.

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Yeah. So you're afraid that...

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Well, that means you're not a good
reporter.

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Jason, I am certainly not afraid I'm a
good reporter.

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I know.

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I mean a bad reporter. And it doesn't
matter to me one little bit that I was

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overlooked for the second year in a row.

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No. What do I need a silly little Long
Island Journalism Award for, huh?

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Afraid I'm a bad reporter.

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What kind of a crack is that?

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Don't waste another.

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Courtney, I can't help you if you don't
communicate.

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If I tell you things, how do I know you
won't turn around and sell it to 60

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Minutes? The patient -doctor
relationship is practically sacred.

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I've never violated it, and I never
will.

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Okay. I'll tell you everything.

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I'm sorry your time's up.

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You know, Mr. Whitey, one of these weeks
we're going to have to get around to

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why you're here. Yeah, right.

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Right, right.

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Next week. I promise.

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Max Drummond. Max Drummond, right!

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Anyway, out of the blue, he calls me and
says he thinks I'm talented and ready

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for the big time.

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Then he offers me a job on his paper.

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Jason, me, running for the New York
Clarion.

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Isn't that fantastic?

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Well, isn't it? Yeah.

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Then he said he wanted you and me to
have dinner tonight with him and his

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He said he'd like to get to know us
socially.

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Isn't this exciting?

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Bye, sweetheart.

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Well, don't just sit there. Call me.

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Well, Maggie, we're going to be in
Manhattan by 8.

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What do you think?

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This guy doesn't hire you.

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Why wouldn't he hire me? Well, sure.

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Then again, why would he hire me?

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He's got to know. Maybe there isn't a
job. Maybe this is all the same bad

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Honey, relax. If this were a dream, I'd
be wearing more comfortable shoes.

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Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry. I'm just
being a big chicken.

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That's why I was a chicken in my dream.

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Will you forget that dream?

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You're a talented, experienced reporter
who just happens to lay eggs.

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Right. I hope not.

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I mean, I must know what I'm doing. I
mean, why else would a New York City

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editor want to hire me? Right. Thank
you.

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It's about time you tuned into what
everybody else already knows, and that

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how totally terrific you are. Oh.

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Hey, get that woman out of here. Mom's
upstairs.

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Is that a hot, sexy babe, Mom?

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Isn't he sweet?

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Among other things.

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Carol, Ben, we're leaving.

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All right.

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Good luck. Yeah, you guys have fun. And
don't worry, we'll keep Carol in line.

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Oh, good.

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Bye, guys. Bye -bye. Bye.

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Ice cream!

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We'll keep Carol in line.

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Yeah, come on. I mean, we know what a
nutty troublemaker you are.

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Oh, uh, don't forget the other one,
Carol.

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Oh, I won't.

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Here, cat.

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I didn't do it!

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Monsieur and Madame Drummond should be
along shortly.

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Bon appétit. Thank you.

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Wow, when they hired me at the Herald,
all they bought me was chicken

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what my dream was about. Maggie, if you
love me, you'll forget that dream, okay?

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Relax, sweetheart.

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You're good at what you do.

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Oh, honey, you're right. You know, I do
belong here.

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Oh, no, I don't smoke.

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This would be a good time to start.

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Maggie, Maggie, Maggie.

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Oh, don't you look just lovely.

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Thank you.

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Um, this is my husband.

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Jason. Yeah. We met at the Long Island
Press Award.

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Yeah, I enjoyed your speech. Of course.

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Sit, sit, sit.

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Mr.

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Drummond.

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Oh, excuse me.

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Drummond, talk.

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Yeah, well, tell the senator we're going
to go with the story you've written. I

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run this newspaper.

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Yeah, well, we can play hardball, too.

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Yeah.

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Do you mind if I just take a second to
clear my head?

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Oh, of course.

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I

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promise

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you, that is the last business
interruption for the evening, Maggie.

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You'll have my undivided attention.

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Well,

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Jason, I was just saying what a lovely
restaurant this is.

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Let me get right to the point.

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I want you. I need you.

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And I'm not going to let you go till you
see it.

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Well, Matthew, you overwhelm me.

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Sorry. Shiny nose.

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This is my lovely wife, Margo.

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This is Maggie and Jason. Oh, my
goodness.

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You two know each other?

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Well, doesn't Jason look exactly like my
brother, Bill?

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Your brother looks like Bea Arthur.

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A lot of guys look like Bea Arthur.

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Well, now that we've got that all
straightened out, why don't we just sit

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and relax and enjoy the rest of the
evening?

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Maggie?

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Do you have that answer for me yet?

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I'm thinking.

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I think better when I dance. Me too.
Yeah.

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Okay.

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Small world, huh, Doctor?

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Very. I use my maiden name in our
sessions because Max is kind of famous.

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Max would have a fit if he knew I told
anybody he's the sleazy two -timing

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chaser he is.

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Well, I may have a fit myself.

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Oh, God.

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I just realized everything I told you.
You could tell your wife and she could

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be... No, no, I can't tell anybody.

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What goes on between you and I, patient,
doctor, is strictly confidential.

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Good.

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No, bad.

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If your wife actually believes my
husband wants to hire her for a talent,

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got her hooked.

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Would you like to hear the catch of the
day?

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I think I'm married to her.

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Say, Ben, wasn't this mom's brand new
lamp?

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I'm just glad I was in the kitchen when
Carol trashed it.

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Would you guys shut up?

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You know, you'd figure Carol would know
how to use something called goofy glue.

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Maybe you need some nerd glue.

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All right, then.

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Okay, okay.

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Here's the deal.

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You two are going to help me glue this
back together again.

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Ah, yeah, right.

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I'll put it another way.

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When Mom and Dad come home and see this
broken lamp, who do you think they'll

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believe did it?

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Oh, sure, fine. Go ahead, blame little
Ben.

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And whenever Ben gets in trouble, who do
they always say is the bad example?

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Hey.

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Come on, you wouldn't lie to him, would
you?

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Oh, I would.

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And I'd enjoy it.

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Anything for our little sis.

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Was that a yes I heard?

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No, not yet anyway.

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Max, what makes you think I'm ready for
the New York Clarion?

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Well, I can tell from your writing.

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And what does my writing tell you?

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Your writing tells me that you're very
talented, mature, fairly self

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with absolutely no doubts about who you
are, where you're headed. Am I right?

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Oh, I'm pretty close.

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Sad enough to make you puke or what?

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Oh, he's subtle.

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Very subtle.

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Right about now, he's telling her how
much he admires her work and how that

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reflects on her as a person.

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My wife is a very smart woman. Oh,
sorry.

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You know, we shouldn't even be
discussing this.

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This is very awkward for me. No, no,
you're right, you're right.

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I'm sure your wife is much more together
than that. I mean, a week after she's

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hired, he'll hit on her.

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She'll turn him down and he'll give her
the act.

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I bet that makes you feel a lot better.
Oh, much.

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Maybe I should charge you for a change.

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I think I'll go to the powder room. I
can only take a little of this at a

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And I can't warn Meg.

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I can't say a thing.

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Oh, perfect.

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It isn't bad. Do you think it'll hold?

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What are you kidding? On a commercial,
this stuff holds five elephants over the

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Grand Canyon.

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Yeah, and they don't put anything on TV
that isn't true.

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Well, we're in the clear now.

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You two clean up the mess.

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Carol, if I'd clean up the mess around
here, you'd probably find yourself

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standing in a trash can out by the curb.

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Come on, Ben, get up.

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You're kidding, right?

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No, he isn't.

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What are you screaming about?

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I've never been glued to a table before.

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All right, put your hands on my neck.
And when I pull on you, I'll throw your

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weight towards me, okay? Okay. All
right, ready?

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One, two, three.

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Did I tell you the number of Pulitzer
Prize winning writers on the clarion?

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Oh, no.

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Well, you'll have to wait till I have a
chat with the chef. I have a very

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special dinner plan.

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Yeah, with Maggie as dessert.

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This is the most fantastic night or am I
dreaming?

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Are these the only two choices?

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You cannot believe how much Max wants
me.

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Oh, yes, I can.

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He says he has a very exciting position
in mind for me.

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And I wouldn't be doing cute little
stories like I do at the Herald. I'd

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finally, for the first time, get to do
hard news, real news, crime, corruption.

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Murder? If I'm lucky.

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Maggie, how can I tell you without
telling you?

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Oh, what do you think?

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Well, honey, I think you should think.

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That's it?

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I'd get better advice from a fortune
cookie.

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Well, I mean, I think that you've got to
carefully weigh all the possibilities

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here. Well, I'm trying. What do you
think I should do?

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Well, I think there are angles.

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Think.

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But could I take the job?

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Look at my eyes. It's right there.

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I don't think you should make that
decision tonight.

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Jason, what's going on? You suddenly
sound like you work in the White House.

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Maggie, the only help I can give you...

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is to tell you to ask yourself why you
really want the job and why

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Max wants you.

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I do sound like I work in the White
House.

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I feel much better.

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You won't when Mom and Dad get home.

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Stand aside.

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Big problems call for big solutions.

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What is that?

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The answer to our prayers, the electric
sander.

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Good night.

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Hey, come on, where are you guys going?

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Anywhere but here.

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Come on, guys, relax, relax.

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Now, this is a foolproof plan, all
right? Now, all we got to do is we glide

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sander over the tabletop a couple of
swoops, we stand it to a perfect match,

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dries by morning, and we got it made in
the shade.

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So what do you guys think?

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Either this or we tell Mom and Dad that
we ruined the coffee table.

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Now, do you want to do that, Ben?

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Carol?

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Good. We agree.

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Don't worry, Ben.

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Someday you'll look back and this is the
day you became a man.

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You too, Carol.

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Maggie, I hope your silence means you're
thinking.

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I sure hope so.

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Oh, yeah.

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Good thought, I hope.

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You know, I shouldn't have any problem
making the decision. I mean, after all,

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wrote an entire feature article on
career choices.

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Well, it wasn't really your feature
writing that caught my eye.

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Ha!

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Sorry, gas.

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Well, what was it then?

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It was your hard news.

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What hard news.

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Like my urban crime series?

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Exactly. My piece on government
corruption.

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What piece on government corruption?

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That. That vigilante murder trap.

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Oh, reel him in, Maggie.

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I like what you wrote better than what
we printed.

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Well, Maggie, this really, really helped
me make up my mind.

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I'm going to have to say no.

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bucket. I was truly flattered by your
offer, Matt.

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But no.

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Well, uh, Maggie, this was very
important. You should really be... I'm

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Thank you.

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But no thank you.

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Mr.

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Drummond, dinner is served.

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I trust everything will be to your
complete satisfaction.

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Not tonight.

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Well, I am starved.

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What do you got here?

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Good night, Max.

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Margo, thank you for a lovely, lovely
evening.

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He's got some nerve lying to me about
how good my stories were when I was

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to him about writing them.

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Honey, I'm sorry.

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Really. And I was really excited about
this show. I mean, for a while there, I

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actually thought it was good.

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Well, you were.

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I made this job offer because he wanted
to sleep with me. Oh, I have to say

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something very clever here. I can't
believe that.

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Well, that's the only thing that makes
sense to me. His lies, his compliments,

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the way he danced, the way he ignored
his wife.

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Well, that's shocking.

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Yeah, well, wait till you hear this.

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From the look on his wife's face, she
knows.

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Well, look at it this way. You know, you
took all those clues, you put them all

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together, and you came up with the truth
about Max Drummond.

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Now, that takes a very good reporter.

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I did do that, didn't I? Yes, you did.

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That's a feather in your cap.

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Feather?

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Maybe that's why I was a chicken in my
dream.

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Shut your beak.

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We got enough money for a new coffee
table. Okay, and Mom and Dad sleep late

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Saturdays, so first thing tomorrow, me
and Benny will go down to Chadwick's and

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pick one up.

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They're home!

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They're here! They're coming!

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Ben,

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Ben, sit down.

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Okay, now just don't move, okay?

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Hi! Hi, everybody.

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How's everything?

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Everything's great, Dad.

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Ben?

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Hungry, too.

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I want you in bed in five minutes.

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Okay. Make your luck up, okay?

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Yeah, sure thing, Dad. All right, we'll
see you guys in the morning. Good night.

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Good night.

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Night.

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Oh, no!

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So,

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uh, what'd you guys have for dinner?