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All right. I said one more time.

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We got one ski trip, 72 hours, 23 women,
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guys, and one nearsighted chaperone.

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Gentlemen, the possibilities are
endless.

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Yeah. I'm only taking one ski.

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There's no way my folks are going to let
me go.

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But look, you just got to learn how to
handle old people.

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Mike, you haven't even talked to your
parents yet.

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Oh, come on, Bone. You actually think my
parents could say no to me?

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I know you can talk to my mom and dad
for me.

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No, Eddie, go get a couple of chairs,
all right?

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Now, Bone, look, I'll show you. I'll be
your dad, and, Eddie, you be Bone's mom.

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Yes, dear.

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Okay. Now, it's evening at the Sabone
residence, and you and your charming

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parents are sitting down for a lovely
dinner.

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My dad usually sits here.

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Fine. Pass the potatoes.

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What's your dad's name, Bonner?

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Sylvester.

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Wait a minute. Your dad's name is
Sylvester Stabone?

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Who knew?

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Yeah.

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Okay. So, Richard, what is it you wanted
to talk to us about?

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Well, it's a ski trip. Ski trip? Huh.

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Now, why would you want to go on a ski
trip? You don't even know how to ski.

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See, guys, what'd I tell you? He ain't
gonna even let me go.

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Oh, look, it's just for pretend, all
right?

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Oh, come on.

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All right, now give me one good reason
why we should let you go.

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Women.

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Women? I will not have talk like this at
my table. Go to your room, Richard.

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Bone, look, Bone, you never say women in
front of your parents, okay?

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You say stuff like... Class spirit. You
say growth experience, but you never,

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ever say women.

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Okay, class spirit. Right.

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Growth experience.

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Yes.

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Women!

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take him to your room.

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No snacking, you'll spoil your dinner.

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Mom and dad are sick and Carol's mad
with power.

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Is it clean yet?

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I'm working, I'm working.

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Hey, wait a minute. Mom and dad are
sick?

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Oh, then it's perfect.

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Now I can ask them about the ski trip
while they're weak.

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Carol just told me the awful news, and,
well, I just thought I'd come in to

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offer my condolences.

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We're sick, Mike, not dead.

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Well, okay, then, that settles it.

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Settles what?

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Oh, see, there was a class ski trip this
weekend, and I thought I'd try to get

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out of it so I could spend some time
palling around with you guys.

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But obviously you're in no shape for
that, so I guess I gotta go.

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Dad?

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You're not going anywhere while you're
still flunking English.

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Oh, oh, great timing, Dad. I mean, we
had an English test today. I mean,

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couldn't you have told me this before I
took it? I mean, if I'd known you would

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take this kind of an attitude, I'd just
be a study for it.

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Oh, I feel worse than Mike's grades.

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Me too.

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I gotta try again to call a doctor.

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You are a doctor.

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Oh, I guess that's why I keep getting a
busy sick.

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Oh,

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Siva, wait up, guy.

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Oh, Mikey, Mikey, Mikey, you're not
going to believe this. This has got to

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the best news since Lucy came back to
TV.

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share it in my joy.

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Guess I'm not going.

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What? Yeah, my dad says I have to be
passing English. He tells me this after

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yesterday's test.

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Are you sure you want?

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Eddie, come on. It's me we're talking
about. Wake up and smell yourself.

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Well, Mikey, as long as there's a grade
curve, there's always hope.

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Yeah, you know, especially with Boner in
the curve.

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I do what I can.

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Let's go ask the teacher's aide on this
one, huh?

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Hey, thanks a lot, guys.

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Uh, hi.

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Well, hi, Mike.

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Uh, Bobby, right?

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Robin. Robin, Robin, yeah.

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So, Robin, uh, have you finished grading
those tests from yesterday yet?

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Yeah.

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Your definition of a dangling participle
was... Inspired?

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Dirty.

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Oh, well, how did I do overall?

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Mike, I can't tell you.

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Come on, Robin, I gotta know.

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Look, whatever you want. I'll trade you
my body for the information.

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Is that an offer?

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Uh... Look, Robin, I really need to know
this crane. If I don't pass, I don't go

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on the ski trip.

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Oh, you're going.

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Well, yeah, if I get a C.

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So come on, tell me what I got.

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What you got rhymes with C.

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Schools are giving out Gs now?

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D plus.

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D plus.

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Well, is that with a curve?

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It's with an incredible curve.

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You would not believe what the rest of
this house looks like.

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I'm going to kill those kids. We asked
them for one favor. Will you help with

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the house while we're sick? But do they
do it? No.

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Jason, the house is...

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out there. There is no dust.

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All the laundry's been done. The table's
been set for dinner. Ben's little

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clothes have been ironed.

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I haven't seen a house this organized
since I went back to work.

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Oh, good. No, that's very good. You tell
a dying man he's a bad housewife.

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Honey, don't get upset. Carol just went
a little overboard trying to do a great

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job and I just...

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I've hurt your feelings, haven't I?

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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Just,
well, it's really no big deal. If Carol

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does a better job than I do, then we
should be grateful. She's a big help,

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right? Right.

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And just to be clear, we are saying she
does do a better job.

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Oh, Jason. No, that's what we're saying.
That's what I hear when you say, no,

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that's what I'm hearing.

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passes out your test from yesterday.

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I must say, I was so shocked no one got
below a C.

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I'm thinking professional health.

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An A?

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I got an A?

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Robin! An A?

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I rechecked your paper.

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Yeah, but Ms. Trotter's gonna find out.
I mean, she'll know. She never even sees

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the paper.

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You're safe with me.

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Oh.

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You look kind of cute with your mouth
hanging open like that.

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Oh, yes.

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You think that can go on the ski trip?
Look, Robin, I really owe you in a major

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way.

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Well, you're welcome in a major way.

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Look, if there's anything that I can do
for you, Robin, you got it, okay?

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Mike?

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The ski trip?

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Yeah. Yeah, what about it?

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I'd love to be your date on the ski
trip.

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What ski trip?

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The ski trip.

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No, Rod and Pete, the thing is, none of
us guys are taking dates on the ski trip

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because there's going to be so many
coyotes up there.

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Those hills are just crawling with
coyotes.

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The only reason that you're able to go
is because I changed your grade.

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Yeah, and I'm very thankful for that.

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Are you?

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Oh.

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Now you're even cuter with that dumb
look on your face.

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So a girl is forcing you to spend the
weekend with her?

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Yes.

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And this is a bad thing.

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Yes. Okay, Mikey, look at it this way.

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Let's say you was a teacher's aide and
you were helping out a cute chick with a

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phony grade.

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What would you expect in return?

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Right there. Right there, you see?

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No, no.

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Totally in this situation. How?

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All right, okay. If I treat a girl the
way she's been treating me, I mean, it

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would be obvious that...

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Well, that the girl would feel is rotten
as I do.

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All right, man, it's no different.

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Oh, no, I'm maturing. No!

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Hey, don't get carried away.

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All right, now, the facts here are if
you don't take Robin with you on the ski

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trip, she's going to change her grade
back, and you can't go.

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Now, what do I do?

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I wish I had problems like this.

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You know, I've never had a second date
with a chick in my life.

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Girls never like me once they get to
know me.

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If no girls knew me, I'd probably be the
most popular dude in school.

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Hey, Carol, I need to ask you something.
Take your shoes off.

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Why?

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I just waxed the floor.

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Hey, Carol, look, I need some advice,
okay?

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From what?

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Okay.

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Nice job.

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Okay, now, Carol, let's say you're
really desperate and you trap this guy

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going out with you.

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Let's not.

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No, no, no. Let's say you trapped him
because you like him. Now, what could he

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do to make you not like him?

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You're serious?

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Yeah.

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Okay. Well, first, any guy who'd be
trapped into a date is a weak, needy,

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man. I ain't talking.

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Major wimp here.

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Forget it. Forget it.

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Okay.

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nice job.

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Place doesn't look so great.

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Hey, Dad.

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Look, dust.

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She calls this clean? Ah.

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Yeah, I think it's the fever talking.

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Oh, yeah, it's me. It's me. Everything
else is just fine.

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Wait a minute. I know it's something
that's not fine. What happened on your

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English test, huh?

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Huh? Huh?

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All right.

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I got an A.

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Let me see that test.

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Hey, wow.

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Yeah, I didn't even cheat on it.

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Punctuation. The colon is where food
digests after you eat it.

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Ah, it was graded on a curve. Yeah,
apparently.

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Well, I guess that means you'll be able
to go on that ski trip after all.

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Yeah, I guess so.

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You don't sound too thrilled about it.

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Dad, can I ask you a question? Can I ask
you advice about something?

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Why? Well, you're my dad. You like that
kind of stuff.

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Oh, yeah.

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Now, if somebody does you a favor out of
the blue, and it's a really great

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favor, but you didn't ask them to, and
now they want you to pay them back, what

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do you do?

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Well, for starters, you should refuse
the favor.

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Are you kidding?

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Well, then you gotta pay them back.

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That was not the answer I was hoping
for.

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Does this have anything to do with that
ski trip you're going on?

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You're going, Mike. You passed?

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Passed. He got an A.

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An A? Wow.

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Mike.

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Let me see that text.

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A comma is the deep sleep you fall into
after you get hit on the head.

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It's graded on the curve.

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Oh. Well, Mike, I think it's wonderful.

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Yep, yep, yep. It's wonderful.

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Everything's wonderful.

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Everything's running very smoothly
around here lately.

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Now, what are you two doing up? Now,
come on. That's upstairs. I'll bring you

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dinner up in a little while.

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What are you having?

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Cocoa van.

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I made that once.

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Yeah, but don't worry. I found a new
recipe.

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Well, I'm going to go see if any of my
patients have called.

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With my luck, they're probably all
cured.

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Dad's still in shock. Mike got an A on a
test.

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An A?

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Let me see that test.

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Not now. Carol, honey, listen. You are
doing a terrific job of taking care of

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things while we're sick.

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Well, thanks. I have just one request.

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Sure. Stop it.

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What? Well, see, your father is feeling
like you're doing a better job of

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running the house than he does.

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I am.

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I know.

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All I wanted to do was help. Oh, and
that's what your dad wanted, too. But

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by giving him what he wanted, you've,
well, you've upset him.

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By giving him what he wanted, I've upset
him?

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Sure, honey, you'll find out that most
people hate it when they get what they

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want.

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Hey, wait a minute. Is this true?

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Sure, there's even a Chinese curse that
says, may you get what you wish for.

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Oh, this is perfect.

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Look, Mom, the next time I have a
problem, I'm coming to you first.

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Oh, I'm going back to bed.

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Uh, Mom, I gotta go make a phone call,
okay?

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Hello, Boner?

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Oh, Mr. Stabone.

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Uh, it's Mike.

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Yo to you too, sir.

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Uh, is Richard there?

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Hello, Boner? Yeah, look, I need some
help.

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Well, I'm going to ask Robin out
tonight.

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Okay, now I need you to tell me step by
step exactly what to do on a first date

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so I can completely gross this girl out.

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Mike, what are you doing?

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Who needs an attraction of a movie?

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Not me.

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Ow. Oh, I'm sorry.

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It's okay.

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Look, Robin, let's not kid each other,
all right?

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Now, you have needs, and I have needs.

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Now, why should we both be needy on a
night such as this?

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Mike. Girl, you'll be a woman soon.

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Here, now, tonight.

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Oh, Mike, yes.

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Look, wouldn't a nice big tub of
something go good right now?

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Tub tub?

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Yeah, great idea.

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Where'd he go?

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I can't tell. My binoculars are all
fogged up.

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Mine. Dad, what are you doing here?

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Catching a movie, which is more than I
can say for you.

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I know what I'm going to do. I've tried
every sleazy move you gave me on the

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phone, and they're all working.

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Don't give me that. Those lines never
work.

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Girl,

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you'll be a woman soon. Here, now,
tonight. Yeah, I tried it, and she loved

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I got my face slapped for it. I got my
face kissed for it.

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Wait, wait, how'd you say it?

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Girl, you'll be a woman soon.

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Here, now, tonight.

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Wow.

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That's how I say it.

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Eddie, maybe you should consider the
possibility that you're a scum.

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Guys. Guys.

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Guys, stop.

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Come on.

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I'm going to find you. I need a line
that is guaranteed to offend.

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Well, Boner, give me your best line.

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Okay.

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Look me in the eye.

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Say, you got need.

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I got need.

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Why should we both be need? I already
gave him that line. Yeah, and it worked.

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It never worked for me. You guys are no
help at all.

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Yours is coming.

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I

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thought

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you were going to get popcorn.

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It wasn't real butter.

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I hate that, too.

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Look, Robin, do you have any idea why I
brought you here tonight?

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I have a pretty good idea.

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No, you don't. Yes, I do.

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No, you don't. Yes, I do. No, you don't.

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Robin, I brought you here tonight so
that I could totally gross you out so

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wouldn't like me anymore.

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You did?

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Yeah, I mean, what does a guy have to do
to offend you anyway?

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You just did it.

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All right, finally.

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And after I put my TA status on the line
for you and this is how you treat me?

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Well, only after you put my ski trip on
the line.

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I was just flirting.

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Robin, that was blackmailing, not
flirting.

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Flirting I know about.

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You sure do.

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Like this morning when you offered me
your body.

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Robin, I offer every girl my body.

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All right? Nobody ever took me up on it.

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What's wrong with treating you the way
that guys have treated girls since the

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beginning of time?

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The beginning of time? Robin, I've only
been dating for a year.

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Well, don't worry.

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You can go on your precious ski trip,
and you won't be stuck with me.

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Come on, Robin, don't cry.

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What do you mean, stuck?

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I just don't want to be forced into
doing something.

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Look, just because guys are coming to
girls doesn't mean you have to be coming

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to me.

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You know, I think it is the guys who
ought to change, not the girls.

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I know. Pretty frightening concept,
isn't it?

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Wow, look at that. She's crying.

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Must have been one of my lines.

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I just wish that none of this had ever,
ever happened.

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You're right.

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Well, thank you. I shouldn't have
blackmailed you. Yeah.

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I was so wrong.

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Yeah. I should have never changed your
grade.

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Yeah, no.

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And tomorrow, I'm going to make it
right.

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Tomorrow, I'm going to change your grade
back to a D . You know what happened?

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And thank you, Mike.

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Thanks for helping me see how wrong I
was.

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How many children?

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Oh, you're still up two hours after your
bedtime and you trashed the entire

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living room. I'll clean it up.

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00:22:02,890 --> 00:22:06,250
No, no, this is fine. Stay right where
you are. Get comfortable.

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Perfect. Night, Ben. Night, Ben.

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Night, Carol.

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Ben, you're up two hours past your
bedtime.

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Ben, well, she always... And what is
this mess?

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Ben, you take these dishes out of the
kitchen, you get straight up to bed

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now. I'm going, I'm going.

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00:22:27,390 --> 00:22:30,610
Look at the peanut butter all over the
plate.

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Mike, are you responsible for any of
this mess?

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Probably. What are you doing?

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Out following Mom's advice.

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Just between you and me, Dad. It was the
worst advice I've ever gotten.

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Oh, and Dad, the grade on my English
test, after tomorrow it won't be an A,

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00:22:47,650 --> 00:22:49,390
it'll be a D . What?

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00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,800
Oh, my teacher's throwing out the grade
curve.

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Well, Mike, I'm very... Disappointed in
me. Yeah, I know. Me too.

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00:22:55,940 --> 00:22:59,060
How do you think I feel? I'm missing out
on the ski trip and all that gorgeous

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class spirit.

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00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:04,920
I mean, Dad, all I know is nothing has
been right since you've been sick.

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Well, suddenly I'm feeling much better.