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Did you hear that?

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What, that kind of scraping sound?

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Yeah.

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From up on the roof?

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Yeah.

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No, I didn't.

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I didn't hear that one either.

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Jason.

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Okay, I'll handle it.

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I can't believe this myself.

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plenty of time to get home before
midnight because, as you know, I

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my curfew.

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So there I was, feeling pretty obedient,
when what do you think I saw?

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A spaceship.

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Come on, Dad, don't be ridiculous.

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I saw... fire.

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Yeah, I saw a towering... Oh, my.

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So then I said to myself, Mike, you got
two choices.

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If you can turn your head the other way
and make your curfew, We can be a measly

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two hours and ten minutes late and save
a few lives.

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Wow. What a kid.

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So with no concern for my personal
safety or the time... It's 11 .30.

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I know. So with no concern... What?

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It's 11 .30 right now, Mike. A whole
half hour before your curfew.

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I guess the joke's on all of us. I'll be
back before 12.

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Okay,

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okay, so there was no towering inferno.

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No.

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So you admit that you lied to us.

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Lie is such an ugly word.

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Come on, Maggie.

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Suitcases are in the car. We can go just
as soon as your parents get here.

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Come on, honey. Cheer up.

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In two hours, you'll be cavorting in
Atlantic City with a group of 5 ,000

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conventioning psychiatrists.

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Come on, if you're ever going to have a
breakdown, this is the weekend to do it.

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Jason, it's not that Mike lies. It's
that he does it so often.

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Well, at least he doesn't do it well.

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I'm serious.

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Oh, come on, Meg. He's 16.

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I'm sure when you were 16, you must have
lied to your folks once in a while.

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I did not.

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I was never like Mike.

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Never.

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Is Grandpa here yet?

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Never hear any minute.

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I'm going to ambush Grandpa when he
comes.

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Well, eat your breakfast first.

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Um... Let's ground him.

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I'll eat, I'll eat.

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We're talking about Mike.

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Ground him.

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But we can't. We're going to be away at
a psychiatric conference this weekend.

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But my parents will be here.

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And my dad's been retired from the
police force for over three years now.

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I mean, it would be really sweet to let
him lock somebody up again.

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Morning, Mother.

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Morning, Dad.

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Morning, little Ben.

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I guess you're all wondering why I'm
standing here in this wrinkled, tattered

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shirt. No.

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Well, let me explain.

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Okay, now, I was up all last night with
worry, thinking about what I did and why

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I was so wrong and what I can do to make
it up to you, my parents, the two most

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important people in my life.

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Well, we've been doing some thinking,
too, Mike.

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Oh. Well, let me run my thoughts by you.

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Mike, I... Wait a minute, Maggie. This
might be good.

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Ben,

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maybe you better take your breakfast and
get ready to go jump Grandpa.

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I don't want to watch Mike suffer.

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Ben, your mother told you to please go
ambush your grandfather.

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Okay. All right, now, one, I was
actually on time. And two, I admitted

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and honestly that I lied. And three, you
are grounded this house for the

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remainder of the weekend in bed by eight
and no TV.

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Well, look at it this way, Mike. You won
two out of three points.

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Mom, is it okay if I stay over at
Wanda's so Grandma and Grandpa are here?

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Carol, is it really going to hurt you to
spend one whole weekend here with your

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grandparents?

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Not physically, but... The answer is no.

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Mom, you can't ground me this weekend.

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Oh, yes, I can.

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You have to learn that lying is wrong.

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Mom, I've got major plans this weekend.
Want to bet?

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Hello?

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Oh, Susan, what's up?

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Oh, I thought Christopher was going to
cover that story this weekend.

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Today?

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Well, I can't do it.

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I know you can make it an order, but
see, I'm going to Atlantic City with...

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It's not a flimsy excuse.

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See, I'm going to my Aunt Marge's
wedding. I'm in the wedding.

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I'm sorry, too, Susan. Any other weekend
I'd be available.

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Right, you too.

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Bye -bye.

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Lie. A deception.

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A fabrication.

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An untruth. A falsehood.

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Well, I admit we do have something of a
dilemma, honey, but it's not a problem

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that can't be solved. In fact, the
solution is really very simple.

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You're grounded, too.

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Very funny.

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Yes. But seriously, honey, we...

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You are serious.

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Well... Oh, Jason, that's absurd.

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You're right. I don't see how it would
help anything. You're right. I don't

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believe we're even discussing it. You
are right. I hate it when you say you're

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right when you really mean you're wrong.

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Forget I even mentioned you being
grounded.

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Forget that it would teach Mike that
lying is wrong for everyone.

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Forget that I... I hate this more than I
hate the other thing. You're right.

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You're doing it again. I'm sorry.

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I will go and tell Mike that it's all
right to lie as long as you don't base

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on an Irwin Allen disaster movie.

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Jason. Yeah?

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I don't want to be grounded.

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Honey, it's only two days of workshops
on schizophrenia, paranoia, phobias,

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fetishism. Sounds fun.

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Well, just imagine the look on Mike's
face when we tell him that his surefire

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escape from punishment doesn't work.

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I've seen that look on Mom's face when I
caught her in that lie. I love that

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look. It's that look of defeat.

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All right, Mike, your mom and I have
been discussing the situation.

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I'll bet.

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And we both agreed that it's not fair
for you to be grounded while she spends

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the weekend in Atlantic City.

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Hey, I'm glad to see you guys came
around.

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So, your mother's been grounded, too.

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Excuse me? But you're kidding, right?

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No, Mike, I'm grounding myself for lying
to my boss.

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Whoa, wait a minute. You're grounding
yourself?

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That's right. I saw the chance to nail
myself to the wall and I took it.

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Will I just front door standing wide
open?

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Stick it up, copper!

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All right.

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Shoot if you want to, but I'm giving you
a hug.

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Daddy!

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Hi, Mom. Hi, sweetheart.

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How are you?

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Oh, Mikey.

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Oh.

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Dad, it's good to see you. Carol,
haven't you got a hello for your old

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Hi. Kate.

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Oh, Jason, it's so good. Maggie, I'm so
sorry we're late. Ed had to pick up a

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little surprise for you.

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Oh, Daddy, what?

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Not so fast.

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How do little girls ask for something
from their pup?

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Pretty, pretty please with a cherry on
top.

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I'm gonna gag.

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Sinatra tickets.

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What? Well, I know you had to be
dreading that shrink convention, so when

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found out that Sinatra was going to be
playing in Atlantic City, well, I just

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pulled a few strings.

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We know how much you love Old Blue Eye.

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Oh, Jason.

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Sinatra! Ed,

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I've been knocking myself out trying to
get these.

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Yeah, I'm sure you did.

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Oh, Daddy, thank you so much.

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Uh, excuse me, Mother, but aren't you
grounded?

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What was that, Mikey?

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Well, Mom was just saying before you got
here how she was grounding herself for

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this weekend. Maggie?

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That's right. I did.

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Sounds like another one of your
screwball shrink deals.

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It's good to see you too, Ed.

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Dad, we're grounding Mike for lying to
us, and just this morning he caught me

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lying to my boss, so I've grounded
myself.

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You lied in front of the children.

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Yes, she has.

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And look what has done to little Ben.

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I bet Jason and Carol are probably
getting ready for the dinner show about

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Eight o 'clock from the perimeter
secure, Grandpa.

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Might not sink in out tonight.

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Good job, Deputy Ben.

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Carry on.

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I know that Betty's going to make a
great cop.

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She lived that long.

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Oh, I got a six -letter word. Triple
word score.

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Sexual.

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Oh.

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My tiles are all gone.

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I win.

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Wow, that's six in a row, Grandma.

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Well, Mike, it's time for you to go to
bed.

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What? It's 8 o 'clock.

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Well, you are being punished. You're not
supposed to be having fun.

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I'm not. I'm hanging out with you guys.

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Mike, bed.

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Okay, okay, I'll go.

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I just want you to know, if I ever do
spot a towering inferno, I'm just going

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let those people die.

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Mom, Dad, more coffee?

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Yes. No.

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And you know how it keeps you awake.

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Well, tonight's the night to stay awake.
It's all love week on Channel 8. And

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tonight's late movie is Love Story 2.

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Maggie, I thought you were grounded,
too.

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Well, sure, but I don't want to get
carried away.

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You can do what you want.

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Mom. Dad, would you explain to her how
silly this is?

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I don't understand anything about this
grounding business.

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Or why you'd listen to one of your
husband's half -baked ideas.

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Or for that matter, why you'd even marry
him in the first place.

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Thank you, Dad.

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If I were you, I'd go to bed and take my
punishment like an adult.

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I am an adult.

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Well, you're not acting like it now, are
you?

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Margaret Catherine, don't argue with
your mother.

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Will this table be satisfactory, sir?
Oh, this is great. Thank you.

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Are you absolutely certain this table is
to your satisfaction?

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Are you kidding? What's not to like?
We're practically ringside. Because I do

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have a lovely table back there behind
that pillar.

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So...

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Girl, what do you think of the gambling
capital of the East?

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I think it's the most disgusting place
I've ever been.

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Is that having fun?

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Are you kidding? I love it.

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Cocktails?

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Yes, shrimp.

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Shrimp? Oh, she means the little
crustaceans, not you.

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I didn't think she did.

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One shrimp cocktail and you, sir.

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I'll just have a vodka gimlet on the
rocks, please. Just make it a short one.

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Psychiatrist?

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Yeah.

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Figured.

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Wow. Sinatra live.

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Yeah.

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You know, the greatest thing about it is
that any or all of his friends could

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show up. We could see Dean Martin or
Sammy Davis Jr., maybe even Joey Bishop.

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Dare we dream.

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Going somewhere?

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Oh, sleepwalking.

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Can you beat that? Look at this mom.

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I'm fully dressed.

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Michael Aaron Seaver.

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Don't you dare compound your escape from
your punishment for lying by using

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deception.

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I didn't understand a word of that.

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Sit down.

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Michael, what are you thinking?

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Is it really that hard to do as you're
told?

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You had a simple punishment, but can you
be trusted?

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No, every single time... Hey, hey, hey,
what's this?

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Forget that.

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That's Kleenex. You've been watching
Love Story.

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I have not. It was Love Story 2.

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Excuse me, but aren't you supposed to be
grounded?

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Michael, we are discussing you.

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Oh, I get it. It's okay for you to skip
out on your punishment, but it's not

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okay for me.

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Michael, if you think I get some great
pleasure from punishing you, you're

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wrong. Oh, come on, Mom. I've seen that
little glimmer of excitement in your eye

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when you catch me doing something wrong.

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I've heard that happy ring in your voice
when you call me by my full name.

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Michael, you don't understand what a
parent goes through.

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And you shouldn't understand me.

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No, I don't.

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Not when you act like this.

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And because you're confused, I have to
miss out on the biggest party of the

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year.

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I thought you said last weekend's party
was the biggest party of the year.

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What? What, do you keep transcripts of
our conversations there?

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Michael, when you're 16, every party is
the biggest party of the year.

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That's easy for you to say. I mean, what
do you know about being 16 and having a

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parent who's always right?

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A lot.

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Have you met my father?

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Pleasant man.

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Pleasant man.

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You know, once he grounded me for no
reason at all. No.

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And all I did was say damn at the dinner
table.

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You? And even though he was known to say
that and a lot worse, he still grounded

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me. Well, of course. He was an adult.

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I mean, you want to talk about unfair?

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I believe I have been.

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Grounded. Forget the fact that it was
Vicki Tamar's sweet 16 party.

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It was a pizza party.

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I mean, she was my best friend. I mean,
what was I supposed to do?

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So I climbed out the window and went to
that party anyway.

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Wow.

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And it was a truly great party.

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Because you got away with it. Yeah.

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I understand.

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And I'm beginning to.

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Come on.

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Where? Out.

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I'm in the mood for pizza.

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Mom, we're grounded, remember?

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Shh. I won't tell me what I did if you
don't.

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This is deeply weird.

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So when does the show start?

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Carol, a superstar like Frank Sinatra
never performs while they're still

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food.

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Does it make him hungry or what?

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Showtime.

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Ladies and gentlemen, the jackpot room
of the Fallbrook Hotel in Atlantic City

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is proud to present the unique, one -of
-a -kind song stylings of a living

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legend, Mr. Frank Sinatra, Jr.

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Junior?

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I wish you peace.

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Yeah, I guess I do.

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I don't think I like this.

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Me either.

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Hey, I got it. We just canceled the
grounding for the rest of the weekend.

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No, Mike.

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I thought you knew how rotten it was to
be grounded.

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I do, but I also remember that every
time it was done to me when I was a kid,

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there were lessons that I never forgot.

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And I think it helped mold me into a
mature, responsible person.

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Some French actor by the name of Yves
Montand. Oh, I love him.

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Yeah, well, he's running for president
of France.

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Why would anybody be dumb enough to vote
for an actor for president?

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Reagan was an actor.

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Well, yeah, but not a good one.

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You lucky people. How was Atlantic City?

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Really, Vapid? Oh, that's wonderful.

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How was Frank?

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Well, Ed, he looks a lot younger in
person.

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Ringy ding ding, huh?

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The only way we can thank you for
getting those tickets is by having him

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autograph the menu.

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Oh, Eddie.

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Oh.

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Ed, I was so sorry that you missed the
show.

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It made my day to find out you were a
fan.

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Your pal, Frank.

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Wow.

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Pal.

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You know, when a big guy like this has
time for a regular show like me, it kind

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of brings back my faith in the world.