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Dad.

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Mike, you promised me that you'd be
studying for your speech class exam.

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I am. Well, start over.

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I don't get it. I was wearing
headphones.

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Study, Mike.

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All right.

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Hello?

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Hey, Boner, my man, how you doing?

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Yeah, I could use a study break.

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Yeah, yeah, the arcade sounds great.

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Oh, wait a second, I'm broke. Do you
think you could lend me, like... All

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all right, all right. I'll pay you back
for that and for this, okay?

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Oh, hold on a second.

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Oh, Carol!

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Not a dime!

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Well, I don't know.

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Hold on a minute. Oh, Benny, my man!

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Not a... chance, Mike.

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Phone, this could take a couple seconds.

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You want to hold? Okay, don't go away.

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No problem. I'll wait right here.

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Ben, my little compadre.

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Huh?

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Ben, you know, when you look at me
suspiciously like that, it hurts.

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Good.

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Ben, come on, man. We're brothers. You
know, this is our time to bond.

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You know, before you know it, you'll be
a grown man and... You'll be in prison.

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All right, okay, fine.

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If you don't want to see this great new
card trick that I learned that you could

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use to win big money out of your
trusting little friends.

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How much money?

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Plenty. Get the cards.

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I thought Dad said you weren't supposed
to be playing cards with Ben anymore.

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Hey, we're bonding.

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Okay, now pick a card, any card, and
I'll tell you what it is. And I'll bet

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only a dollar on it. Okay, all right,
you don't have to bet a dollar.

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Let's make it a pretend dollar.

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It's the queen of spades.

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Seven of diamonds.

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Gosh,

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what did I mess up?

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All right, here, let me try it again.

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The ace of hearts.

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Nine of diamonds. You owe him two
dollars.

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Pretend dollars.

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That's right, it's working.

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I bet my allowance.

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Four dollars.

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Real dollars.

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You know, Ben, it's really sleazy of you
to take advantage of me like this.

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Five dollars more.

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Hey, come on, guys.

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And another buck.

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Okay,

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what is it?

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Jack of diamonds. Thank you very much.

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It's your excuse.

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Show me that smile.

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I just went down to the arcade for a
half an hour after Boner calls and

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me and he doesn't even show up.

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Mike!

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Boner?

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Mike?

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Hello?

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Boner, look! I was just out at the
arcade for a half an hour. Where you

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Oh.

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Boner, why didn't you just call and tell
me you were waiting on the phone?

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Mike, no wasting time.

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So have you settled on a topic?

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Well, it's a little early, Dad.

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Well, what are your choices?

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Dad, you know how you always said you
never wanted to push me?

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Well, you're pushing me.

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Did you tell Dad about all the money you
stole from us? What?

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No, no, Dad, she doesn't know what she's
talking about. Just between you and me,

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I'm worried about it.

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Did you spend all that money at the
arcade?

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Ben, of course, has several. Several
cylinders misfired.

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You were down at the arcade playing
video games?

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That's a very complicated question, Dad.

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Try me.

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I was definitely not playing video
games. But you were there.

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For a very short time.

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With my money! And mine!

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I won it! You stole it! From a little
kid, too!

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Whose idea was it to bet?

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Dad, look, I tried to talk him out of
it. I mean, all I wanted to do was stay

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home and study.

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So you conned your own family out of
money?

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Well, I wouldn't put it exactly that
way.

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Come on, Mike. When are you going to
learn that conning people will only hurt

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you? Oh, please. Mike, I'm talking about
your future here.

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You know the nine out of ten con men end
up running circus side shows?

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I want something better for you than a
lifetime of hanging out with bearded

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ladies and Ronaldo the dog boy.

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topic is indecent exposure.

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Now, it's interesting to note that in
some places in the world, the only part

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the female body that by law must be
covered is the face.

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And if you've been to a convenience
store lately, you can clearly see where

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law comes from.

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Hey, Mom, what are you doing home early?
Oh, I need an insurance

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for my tooth.

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where I sit.

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Ben, you've got to stop being an easy
mark for every two -bit con man in the

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neighborhood. No offense, Mike.

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But, Mom, this is a magic rock. It can
do anything.

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Ben, think. If Vinnie really had a magic
rock, why would he sell it to you for

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five bucks?

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Said he liked me.

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Well, as soon as I get back from the
dentist, I'm calling Mrs. Bobot and

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your money back.

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Where is that stupid...

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Let mom find her stupid farm. Let mom
find her stupid farm.

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Ben, please, I'm in pain here.

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How's your tooth?

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Well, it's... It's fine.

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If that rock's magic, I'm a gorilla.

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That can be arranged.

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No,

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I couldn't believe it. Not one cavity.
The x -rays showed nothing. My tooth is

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in perfect condition.

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Of course. Ben, I think we've heard
quite enough about magic rocks.

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But Vinnie, Bobot's got the rock.

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Everybody knows they're witches.

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Well, Magic Lock didn't help their
teeth. They don't have any.

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We all know it's important to believe in
something, but believing in something

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that isn't real can only let you down.

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But it cured Mom's toothache.

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It did stop hurting.

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Don't you start.

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And I did find the insurance form stuck
to the bottom of the drawer.

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Maggie, insurance forms are always stuck
to the bottoms of drawers. Dad,

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without magic, how do you explain the
miracle of life?

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The mystery...

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of a child. Wayne Newton's entire
career.

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Must you take cheap shots at the man who
brought his dunk a -shining?

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What about all those guys on TV who
carry you if you send them money?

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My heroes.

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But the point is, Ben, if there were any
such thing as magic rocks, that the

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only place you could find them would be
California.

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In fact, I'm sure the people out there
are just tripping over them.

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Maybe your magic rock can finish the
laundry for me.

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Honey. A mother can dream.

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Oh, that hits books.

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Mike, books are those square paper
things that frighten you?

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Speaking of books, Mike... Ah, Dad,
look, I know it's a school night, but I

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to go to Boner's and check some research
for my speech, okay? Sure, Mike. But,

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Dad, I... Sure?

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Yeah, you can go just as soon as you
clean up your room.

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I thought my room was my space.

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Your space smells.

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Thanks, Benny.

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Magic rock.

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Clean Mike's room.

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Magic... No, no, no, Ben, Ben. You're
going to clean my room for real, okay?

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It's already clean.

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See for yourself.

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Give me my dollar.

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you how much i hate being called benny
yes many times and i'm just now getting

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the message good look ben what's your
hurry i gotta go i have many miracles to

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perform okay one quick thought

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to teach Mike how it feels to be conned
and to get back the ten bucks that he

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took from you and Ben. You're right, of
course.

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A sucker? Oh, what a pigeon.

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I love this.

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Yes, well, you know, we could sell those
magic rocks and we could make a

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fortune. Yeah, you could give up the
paper, I could give up my practice.

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We could all go from town to town
fleecing and bilking people.

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Yeah, then we could get arrested and we
could sell our story to Hollywood.

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TV movie of the week.

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The Seavers, a life of crime.

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If Fawcett could play you, I'd be played
by Richard Chambers on the court.

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And in part one, maybe... Jason. Yes?

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You have a certain quality that gets on
my nerves.

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I just think you guys are enjoying this
a little too much.

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Does Molly Ringwald do TV?

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Now stop it.

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So I'm sure right about now, Mike is
learning his lesson.

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Okay, okay, all right.

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Hmm, so I'd have the money, but I'd
still have to take the garbage out every

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night. All right, I'll do the garbage
for a month.

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And clear the table every night?

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Why, you little terrific kid.

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Of course, Mom and Dad could never know
how much you paid me.

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No, I'll tell them that you gave it to
me. No.

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I just need some kind of magic for my
speech class tomorrow.

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So it's a deal, right?

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I'll sleep on it.

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The first thing I'm going to do is turn
him into a snake.

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Nah, I'm too late.

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Then the doctor washes his hands, they
hose down the room, and that's it.

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This concludes my speech on where babies
come from.

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question. No, no. That was extremely
thorough.

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Oh, thanks.

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However, I can't help but wonder if it
really wouldn't have been more effective

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if you had used the proper names for the
parts of the body.

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I thought I did.

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You may sit.

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Mr. Stabone, please, would you take your
visual aids with you?

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Let's just take a moment here, okay, and
catch our breath.

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Great speech, folks.

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Thanks a lot, man. I knew a third of my
grade depended on it.

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All right.

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Well, now, let's see who's next.

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Mike Seaver.

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Watch this, folks.

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Great speech, great speech, great
speech, great speech, great speech.

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Great speech, great speech, great
speech.

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Not yet, it isn't.

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Magic.

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Rock.

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Magic.

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Johnson.

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Mike, I'm having a little trouble
following this.

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Magic.

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Mike, I think you've overdone the
pregnant pause.

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Not a...

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You want to bet?

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Mike, either finish your speech or take
your seat.

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Look, are you going to help me out here
or what?

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I've been conned.

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Okay, that's it.

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Right. That's it. Con jobs.

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Yeah, now that's the real title of my
speech. You're going to love this, Mrs.

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Scott from JRL.

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Okay, con jobs, friend or foe. Anybody
can be a victim. You don't believe me?

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Well, you all... look pretty
intelligent, but I just made you believe

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didn't know what I was doing up here.

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Ha! So foolish.

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Hi, Mom.

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Hi, honey.

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Hey, Ben, what you got there?

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The catcher's mitt, a Buzzy Babone
autographed model.

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Ben, Buzzy Babone's a bum.

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He couldn't catch a cold.

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You bought that?

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and Carol's money back from Mike? I did.

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Ten dollars?

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Yeah. Total?

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No.

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Ben, how much?

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Fifty bucks.

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And I think he's learned his lesson.

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Ben? Ben?

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Oh, Ben?

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You swindled your brother?

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trying to teach Mike a lesson, not con
him out of $50.

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$50?

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What a joke!

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Jason, this idiotic scheme of yours has
gotten way out of hand.

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Well, I was just trying to teach him a
simple moral lesson.

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I don't know what went wrong.

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Boner, come in.

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Where's Mike? Don't try to hide him.
What's your problem?

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He took advantage of my innocence.

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Pardon me?

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Mr. Seaver, he, like, ripped me off.

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He sold me this stupid rock and told me
it was magic.

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No. Yeah.

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I almost got myself killed trying to
take Dead Man's Curve on my skateboard.

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You didn't. I did. I figured with this
rock, I could boldly go where no man has

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gone before.

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Boner, it's not a magic rock.

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No kidding.

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I'm out 60 bucks, too.

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It's gone.

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Mike as soon as he gets home. So will I.
Jason, let's get Boner's money back.

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Okay, then let's everybody give me their
money back. Come on, give me that.

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All right, this is... Ben, you've even
cheated us on the split.

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Hey, I did most of the work.

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Why, you little double -crosser. What is
this, Miami Vice?

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Okay, this is, uh, here's $50 and a
genuine autographed buzzy baboon mitt.

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Hey! My favorite baseball player.

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Oh, thanks.

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You guys are okay.

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Oh, and, uh, tell Mike that I'm never
speaking to him again.

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Oh, never mind. I'll tell him when I see
him tomorrow.

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You can keep the mid, Bowen. You earned
it. Oh, thanks.

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Uh, could I have the rock, too?

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What for?

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Oh, sentimental.

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Yeah, here.

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Hey! Bowen, relax. It's worthless.

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You think so, huh?

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What? I had this rock in my chemistry
class. Mr. Rembaloff would buy it for

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What? Yeah, at the collector's. It's
called, uh, tourmaline or something like

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that. Very rare.

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He's gonna give me 200 bucks!

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Oh, this isn't fair.

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I know. Ain't it great?

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Oh, well, fine. But did it ever occur to
you that when you con somebody, you

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always get hurt?

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People never learn.

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that you can't lie to people. You can't
abuse their trust.

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You're not going to get away with it.

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People get what's coming to them in this
world.

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Coming up on the news, former President
Richard Nixon is honored tonight at a

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thousand dollar a plate dinner.