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You can be sure the wok is at the
correct temperature by sprinkling water

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surface. The droplets should dance
before evaporating. Yes, ballet or

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Perfecto. Hey, Dad, look, we got a deal
for you. If you'll just order pizza,

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we'll pay for it. Two toppings?

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Are you guys saying you have no faith in
your old dad's ability to cook a simple

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Chinese dinner?

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Yep.

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Hi, honey.

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Hi, guys.

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What's burning? Me.

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If anyone says one more thing about my
cooking, I may just forget the whole

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thing. No one's going to say a word.

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What are we having? Fact beef.

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Yum.

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Sorry I'm late. I was over at Annie's.
Oh, your new friend?

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Oh, Carol, I don't remember that
sweater.

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Oh, no, it's not mine. It's Annie's. She
loaned it to me.

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Oh, no, call the nerd police. She's out
of uniform again.

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Bye.

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You wearing makeup?

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Just a little base.

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Powder, blush, lipstick, mascara, and
eyeliner.

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Annie? Yeah, she says with the right
color and shading, I have a beautiful

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Hey, you know she's right.

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Shut up. You don't see me making fun of
your friends.

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Even the ones that drool.

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You guys would be less hostile after
some crispy fried duck lips.

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Oh? Yeah, Annie and I are going out if
that's okay.

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Well, Carol, usually we know your
friends before you go out with them.

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Well, what's to know? She's a
cheerleader. She's on the drama club.

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and very popular.

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So what's he hanging around with you
for?

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Mike. Hey, I didn't say it. He did.

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Sorry, it sounded like you.

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So is it okay?

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Where will you be going?

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Shopping for earrings since I just got
my ears pierced.

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Oh.

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Is it okay?

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Sure. Just be careful walking after
dark. Oh, don't worry. We won't be

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Annie, drive.

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Annie, drive.

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I heard.

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Hey, do you think she could pick up some
burgers for us on the way over?

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If it makes you feel any better, you can
take me to get my ears pierced.

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I'm serious, Jason.

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Well, what I'm hearing is that I think
you're a little bothered by the fact

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Carol's actually making a friend who has
some real influence on her. Oh, how

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wrong you are, Doctor.

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I want Carol to have plenty of friends.
I just wish she'd pick someone who

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wasn't a slut.

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who makes our daughter up to look like
Prince.

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Prince is very popular.

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I know, I know. I'm just worried about
her, that's all. I mean, Carol's never

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had a friend who was so social.

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Well, Carol's also at the age where
she's going to rebel a little. And that

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include picking some friends her parents
don't always approve of.

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Think how the parents of Mike's friends
must feel.

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Okay, Mom, Dad, I'll see you in the
morning.

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Okay. Morning!

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Boner just called, and his parents don't
want him home alone tonight because

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they're out. So I'm going to go spend
the night at his place.

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You're babysitting Boner?

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Somebody's got to.

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Mike, shouldn't you tell us these things
first?

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That's what I just did, Mom.

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No, no, that's not how it works.

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Are you guys actually saying I can't go?

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You know the rules, Mike. You have to
ask in advance.

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Please, oh, please, can I go to the
bonus house?

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Maybe staying home tonight will teach
you how and when to ask for something.

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I don't... You guys have gone too far
this time.

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You know what I'm going to do?

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I'm going to tell you what I'm going to
do.

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All right, now I'm going to stay like
this until you let me go to the bonus

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house. How do you like that?

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rushing to your brain will do it some
good.

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What didn't they let you do this time?

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Spend the night at Boner's.

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Can't believe this. Annie Boyer is
coming to my house.

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My stupid brother is sitting on his
head. And I'm going to stay just like

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I don't know, maybe it's time we
wallpaper Carol's room in rubber.

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After you'll excuse me, I have to go
call Boner and break my best friend's

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heart.

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Why does he have to be related to me?

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While I can't, I have a normal brother
who's not a total embarrassment.

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Hey, that's what I'm here for.

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Boner, look, I'm sorry, I just can't
make it, all right?

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My family needs me.

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Yeah, all right, let me ask. Hey, Dad?

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You're busy. Uh, yeah, boom.

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Should be fine. I'll call you if it's a
hassle.

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Okay, bye.

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These are good. You want one?

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No, thanks, Dad.

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Uh, about tonight.

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Yeah, about tonight. Look, would you
please do me a favor and try not to

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your sister tonight, okay?

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Carol? Yeah, that sister.

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She's got a new friend, you know, so try
to be a little sensitive, okay?

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Hey, Dad, guys are supposed to be tough,
not sensitive.

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Oh, really?

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Well, then explain Alan Alda.

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I can't.

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Let me let you in on a little secret,
Mike. Women go crazy for sensitive guys.

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Oh, come on, Dad.

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Yeah, you remember those classic movies
I bought and I forced you to watch?

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Yeah. Remember Cat's a Blanket?

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Yeah, with that old guy with the lisp?

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Bogey, yes.

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Well, do you remember how Carol and your
mom cried at the end?

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Yeah. Well, they cried as all women do,
Mike. Not because Bogey's a tough guy,

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which he was, but because he was also
sensitive.

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Sensitive, huh? Mm -hmm.

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Here's looking at you, kid.

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Needs work.

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brother, too.

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And this is my father. Hi, Annie. Hi.

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Well, it's nice to meet the artist who
painted Carol's face.

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Dad? Okay. I have a father, too.

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Oh,

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and that's Mike.

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Hi.

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See you later, Mike.

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Oh, right. Yeah, I have to go out and
change. I was just in the garage fixing

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the Porsche.

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It's Porsche, Ferrari, who can keep them
straight?

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Come on, girl. I brought over a couple
of hot sweaters I went to this drive.

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great.

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So you guys can just hang around here
tonight?

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Uh -huh.

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This one makes you look so sexy.

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Really?

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What do you want to do tonight?

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Well, I thought we were going to the
mall.

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Yeah, but we just did that this
afternoon.

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Well, we could see something in six
blocks. Anything you want to see? Not

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really.

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You mean stay here? We could. For the
night? Hey, that would be fun.

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Yeah.

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Carol's going to have her own friends,
and we shouldn't worry unless there's

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something to worry about.

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You sound so smart when you agree with
me.

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Don't miss your lunch.

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Sweet and sour shrimp?

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Oh, is that me?

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that recipe to the letter, I had water
dancing like Baryshnikov here.

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Honey, I think you used salt instead of
sugar.

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Oh, that's impossible.

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Oh, it's okay. I mean, it could happen
to anybody. I mean, it looks exactly

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alike. It's an easy mistake.

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So you've done it too, huh?

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You've got to be kidding.

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This color would look good on you.

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Not as good as it looks on you. Not
true.

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Let's face it, all these look better on
you.

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Carol, your father and I are getting
some Chinese takeout from Walk Around

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Clock.

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I thought Dad was... He was.

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Would you set the table for me, please?
Sure.

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Are you sure you don't mind hanging out
here all evening? No.

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Ladies.

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Hi.

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What do you want?

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Not a thing. I was just out for a fresh
breath of air.

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A vicious sweater, Annie.

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Thanks. Nice to have a boy's point of
view.

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Yeah, well, that's me.

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Oh, boy.

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Some might even say a man.

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Some might even say a sensitive man.

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Some might even say I'm gonna puke on my
shoes.

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I like your outfit, too.

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This? Yeah, well... Well, Don Johnson
sends me these test clothes every month

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for my approval.

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I guess I'll give these, uh, thumbs up.

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Oh, Mike, there's something hanging from
your nose.

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Uh, no, Carol, I get the distinct
feeling that it's you wanting me to

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Now, if you do, just say the word, and
I'm going.

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I want you to know you don't have to be
nice to Mike just because he's my

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brother, okay?

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I gotta go set the table. I'm gonna
change. I'll be right down. Okay.

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Sherry, guess where I am?

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The Severs.

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Yes, Mike's here.

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I think he likes me.

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Well, he changed his clothes and combed
his hair.

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No, Carol doesn't suspect a thing.

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I was wrong.

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You should spend the night at Boner's
and leave now.

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I'm never going to learn that darn
lesson if I don't stay here tonight.

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Well, I don't want you learning any more
this evening.

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I think you should go. Go and babysit
your friends. Oh,

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well, thanks, Mrs. Steven.

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Boner.

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Boner, what are you doing here?

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Oh, my folks didn't want me to spend the
night alone, so I asked Mikey here if I

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could stay over.

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He didn't ask?

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No, he didn't.

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No, no, I didn't ask. And we all know
what that means. No asking, no getting.

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I'm only going to learn the hard way.

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Boner, my friend, you'll have to go.

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Oh, no, but we're all... When, Mike, we
all forget things.

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I mean, why should your innocent friends
suffer on account of silly me?

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Eh, it's okay.

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Boner's tough.

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No, I'm not.

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Mike, I insist.

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Boner, please stay and enjoy the fever
hospitality. Watch TV, play games, keep

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each other busy.

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Peggy, what's holding you? Let's go,
Jason. We don't have all night.

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So I was crying, and my dad said, what's
wrong?

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I was too embarrassed to tell him. What
was it? Something on TV.

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I don't want to tell you. You'll think
I'm a ditz. No, I won't. You promise you

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won't laugh?

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I promise.

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Okay.

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It was one of those long -distance
commercials.

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Are you kidding me?

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We have to tell Carol because she has to
know.

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But we can't tell Carol because it would
break Carol's heart if we tell her. But

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if we know, she should know. Yes or no,
you know?

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Believe it or not, I do.

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I was right about Annie all along, see?

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Oh, this is no time to talk about who's
right or wrong.

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Why do you only say that when I'm right?

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Look, after we pick up dinner, then
we'll come back, we'll warn Mike about

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Annie. By then, maybe we'll have figured
out a way to break it to Carol. We

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can't go now.

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Oh, Maggie, it's a minute there, a
minute back. Nothing will happen.

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Especially with Boner there.

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Mikey, come on, let me in.

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Boner, look, if you're really my friend,
you go spend the night at Eddie's.

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Eddie's got a date tonight.

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Come on, Mikey, at least let me in to
get my sleeping bag.

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All right, all right.

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Back in.

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Just so you can make the moves on that
chick, huh?

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Of course not.

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You know, Mike, this is totally uncool.
She's your sister's friend and... Oh,

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wow.

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You were saying?

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Mike, is Boner staying for dinner?

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Uh, no, no. Actually, he's leaving right
now to go spend the night at Eddie's

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house. You sure you can't get out of it
yet? He gets real disappointed.

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But thanks for stopping over, and I'll
see you at school on Wednesday.

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Carol, go ahead and try on the peach
blouse I brought. I forgot the

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Okay.

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Call us when Mom and Dad get back, okay?

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Yeah, sure, fine. No problem.

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Are these the good chopsticks?

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Best we have.

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Annie, that blue thing you have on
there, it's nice.

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What do you call it?

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Sweater.

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Oh, good.

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It's catchy.

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I'm not sure this one goes with my
earrings, though.

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Earrings? Here.

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Tell me what you see.

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Uh, yeah, yeah, those are earrings, all
right.

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Would you like to go with my sweater?

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Oh, oh, definitely.

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Are you sure?

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Uh, well, just to be sure, let me double
check.

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Wow.

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I was hoping this night would end up
like this.

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Yeah, but Carol might come back.

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Forget Carol.

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I like your style.

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Annie! Carol!

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Hey, Carol.

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Oh, my good, we have to talk.

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Yeah. Now, I know this is shocking, but
Annie is using Carol because she's

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interested in you.

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No.

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Yes, I heard her on the phone, and I
wanted to warn you before anything

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because something like this could
devastate Carol.

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Yeah. I mean, yeah.

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You know, probably the best thing would
be for me to go over to Boner's right

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now. Great.

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Hey, see you, Dad. Where are you going?

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Uh, Boner's house. What?

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At Mom's idea.

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Don't give me that.

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Carol, open the door.

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Please?

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No, I'm never coming out, ever.

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She's trying on a skirt she doesn't
like.

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Okay.

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I won't bother nobody. I'll just stay
right here.

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Boner, I kissed Annie.

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Oh, man.

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That's fantastic.

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Are you nuts? That's horrible.

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But I thought that's what you were
after.

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Boner, hitting on your sister's best
friend is totally uncool.

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Well, you've been.

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But Carol saw us, and she went upstairs
crying.

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Oh.

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So how was it?

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How was what? Well, you know, the kiss.

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Well, I'm not one to kiss and tell,
Boner, but just between you and me, it

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pretty hot.

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Wow.

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Show me.

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I was so stupid to think that somebody
like you would want to be my friend. I

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your friend.

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Annie, I'm not stupid.

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I have a 4 .0 graded average. I'm a
member of the chess club and president

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the Future Nuclear Physicists of
America.

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I know why you're here.

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Okay, you're right.

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But I really like you too, I swear.

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I never told anybody about those long
-distance commercials before.

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Carol, this is the worst thing I've ever
done.

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If you hate me forever, I don't blame
you.

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Fine, I will.

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Just one question, though. What?

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Anything to make it up to you.

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Why Mike?

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He's cute.

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Yuck.

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Can't kiss worth doodly.

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You're just saying that to make me feel
better.

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Yeah, I am.

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00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:11,620
Somehow Carol must have found out what
Annie was up to.

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Well.

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We'd better get up there and check on
him. That's what I've been saying all

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along. So you agree?

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Of course I agree. I said it.

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Jason, this is no time to be claiming
credit.

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Carol!

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Sweetheart, are you okay?

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00:20:34,810 --> 00:20:36,850
Oh, Jason, they're both hysterical.

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00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,900
I told you there was no reason to come
up here.

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I didn't mean to hurt anybody.

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Is it my fault that women find me
irresistible?

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It's a curse.

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00:20:58,780 --> 00:21:01,140
Now, what would that sensitive guy with
the lisp say?

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I guess he'd say, I'm sorry.

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00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:08,060
I got it.

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Hey, Carol, Annie, can I talk to you
both for a minute?

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00:21:15,210 --> 00:21:19,450
Now, a great many things have happened
to us tonight, and I know that I have to

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do the thinking for all of us.

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00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:22,010
What is it, Mike?

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00:21:23,270 --> 00:21:28,010
Look, I'm no good at being noble, Carol,
but it doesn't take much to see that

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the problems of three little people
don't amount to a hill of beans.

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Yeah, and you guys must remember this.

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A kiss is just a kiss.

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00:21:39,370 --> 00:21:41,470
Mike, is this going to take long?

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00:21:42,550 --> 00:21:44,210
All right, the point is,

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I'm sorry, but it can never be for us.

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00:21:49,790 --> 00:21:52,950
And, Carol, I am really sorry that I
kissed Anne.

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00:21:53,690 --> 00:21:54,790
Forget about it, Mike.

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00:21:55,010 --> 00:21:56,510
Yeah, it was nothing.

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00:22:02,550 --> 00:22:06,030
It was nothing.

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00:22:07,730 --> 00:22:08,970
Forget about it.

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00:22:10,110 --> 00:22:11,690
Hey, what about the tears?

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00:22:12,430 --> 00:22:13,610
The heartbreak?

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00:22:13,950 --> 00:22:14,950
Hey, what about...

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00:22:36,170 --> 00:22:37,170
What was I doing wrong?

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Play it again Ben.