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Show me that smile again.

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Don't waste another minute on your
crying.

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We're nowhere near the end.

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The best is ready to begin.

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Oh, as long as we got each other.

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We can take anything that comes our way.

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Here

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she

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comes.

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Have you finished moving your science
project, Carol?

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You bet.

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Oh, we're sorry, sweetheart, but we
needed the guest room.

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So you throw my volcano out on the
street?

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That's wrong, Mom.

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I say we keep the volcano. Just throw
Carol out on the street.

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Carol, we're all sorry. It's just that
Jeff's law school interview got moved up

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a week. These things happen.

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Yeah, well, I've cleaned it up as best I
could.

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He finds me in his bed, he can sue me.

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Boy, Jeff must be 23 by now.

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And I don't think we've seen him since
Fred and Doris moved to Ohio. What,

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six years ago? Yeah.

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I hope they've resolved that situation
with his teeth.

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Oh, yeah.

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Now I remember this guy.

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Hi. Oh, my God.

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Can it, you guys. Now, Jeff's a nice
boy, and while he's in our house, I

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you to treat him like one of the family.

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Treat him like a human being.

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No, please, don't get up. I'd rather
enjoy doing all the work in the house.

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Carol, be nice.

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Oh, come on, Dad. When have you ever
known me not to be... nice?

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Carol?

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Boy, somebody's really grown up.

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Somebody's really been to an
orthodontist.

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Well, after I graduated, I decided to do
some traveling in South America.

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Oh, give us the highlights.

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Well, I went to Carnival in Rio, then I
did some rock climbing in the Andes, and

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then I got dysentery in Bogota.

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That sounds fascinating.

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You've obviously never had dysentery.

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So tell us about Brazil, Jeff. I've
always wanted to go there. Oh, it's

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spectacular. The people, the history,
the... culture. I hear they got a lot of

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nude beaches there.

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Mike!

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He's so immature.

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Nude beaches aren't so great, Mike.

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Yeah, where are you supposed to keep
your keys?

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You can hang them on your... I just
wanted to say ear.

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Okay, okay, we're ready for a little
trivial pursuit.

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Great. What are the teams?

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Hey, I'm not getting stuck with Ben
again.

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I mean, when he doesn't know the answer,
he gets huffy. I do not!

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Okay, Ben, I'll be on your team.

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Oh, great.

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Now I have to carry Dad again.

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Wait a minute, wait a minute. Jeff's our
guest. He should get to pick.

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Yeah, Jeff, you pick.

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Okay, one question.

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Who wrote Gulliver's Travels? What's the
chemical formula for sulfuric acid? And

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where's Tierra del Fuego?

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Jonathan Swift, H2SO4, the southernmost
tip of Argentina.

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There's my partner.

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What's so funny?

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Oh, I was just thinking about Carol and
Jeff last night.

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She has such a crush on him. No.

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Well, I remember Miss White, my seventh
grade biology teacher.

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Wow.

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Of course, that was more of a
relationship than a crush.

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Uh -huh, and I bet every boy in your
class had the same relationship.

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Oh, I was different.

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I was the only guy allowed to clean out
the hamster cage.

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Ooh, sounds pretty torrid.

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It was in her apartment.

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Well, it's on that road map. Now I
really have to visit Aunt Vera.

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Aunt Vera's the one who's always
dreaming up those fatal diseases?

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Mm -hmm. You name it, she's almost died
from it.

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And now for the Huntington Huskies,
Huskies, Huskies. It's number 68 in your

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program, gram, gram, and number one in
your heart. It's hard.

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It's Ben, the Sandman Seaver!

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Sandman, all of America wants to know,
why do they call you the Sandman?

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when I hit him, I put him to sleep.

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What position do you play, Ben?

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Defensive tackle.

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Whoa, one of the big boys, huh? What do
you take the scales at, 280, 285?

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73 and a half.

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Today he goes against the biggest
offensive lineman in the league.

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Yeah, Jumbo Jimbo Luzetsky, 4 '6", 81
pounds.

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They say he can eat a whole cheeseburger
in one sitting.

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Hey, last chance, Jeff.

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You sure you don't want to join us for
some peewee football?

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Yeah, and you don't even have to watch
the game.

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Most guys just watch the peewee up.

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I really love you guys, but I promised
my Aunt Vera I'd stop by so she could do

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this for a half an hour. Oh, Jeffy, I'll
be dancing.

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Why don't you call more?

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Hey, if she's dead when you get there,
why don't you just go on by the gate?

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Mike. Just kidding.

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Well, we're about ready. Where's Carol?
You want me to get it for you, Mom?

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Yo, rhino breath!

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Thank you, Mike.

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Mike, you are such a... Oh, hi, Jeff.

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Hi. Oh, Carol, you ready to go to the
gate?

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Oh, um, I've got to watch my banana
bread cool.

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Well, Carol, I'm no physicist, but I
think it can manage without you.

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I can't abandon it now, Dad.

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I've been with this bread since it was
dough.

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I'm going to visit a relative, and I'm
going to meet a friend in the city for

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dinner and a show.

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Oh, what are you going to say?

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The new Gershwin review.

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Oh, I just love Gershwin.

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His music is so musical.

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Hello?

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No, there's no spud brain here.

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Oh, Carol, I think that's for me.

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to do with these two tickets.

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Fine. Yeah, great.

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Good talking to you too, spud brain.
Bye.

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Kara.

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Yeah, Jeff? What are you doing tonight?

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Um, eating banana bread.

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Darn. Shoot, heck, I was hoping you
weren't busy.

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I can get out of it.

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Would you like to see the Gershwin
review tonight?

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at your place? You know where I live?

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Let's see. Second door from the
bathroom.

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Right. That's it.

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Someday he'll come along.

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The man I love.

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And he'll be going to NYU Law School in
the fall.

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And oh, wait.

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He has another tackle for Ben, the meat
cleaver steaver.

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Are you guys hungry? Not me. I had

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jumbo Jim for lunch.

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All right, somebody get this kid a
cheeseburger.

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A whole one? Yeah, and make it raw.

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Hey,

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I hate to sound like a mother here, but
you guys won't be happy until you've

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broken something, will you?

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No, no.

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And hit the showers.

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I've got a bad punting practice within
the living room. Ah!

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Chocolate, too.

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So, have you heard what your daughter
has planned for tonight?

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About cross -indexing her National
Geographics again.

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No, she's going to dinner and the
theater in the city.

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With Jeff.

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Oh, that sounds a lot like a date.

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I'm afraid that's what Carol thinks.

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Oh.

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and Jeff just thinks he's taking his
little friend Carol out to see a show.

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got it.

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Well, we shouldn't be too protective and
tell her she can't go. She'll be

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crushed. Yeah, but if we let her go, and
then she finds out she's taking it all

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wrong, she'll be crushed.

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Well, at least she'll get to see a good
show first.

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Well, Maggie, maybe Carol isn't quite as
carried away as we think. I'm sure on

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some level she realizes Jeff's an adult
and she's still a child.

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Uh -huh.

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It's always like that on a helmet night.

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Thank you.

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She's very pretty.

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She's okay.

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If she's only okay, I'd like to see her
idea of great.

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I looked on everything. She looks a
little dopey to me.

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So your ideal woman should be
intelligent?

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Yeah, I like an intellectual woman.

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But she should be romantic, too.

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But not take herself too seriously.

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Like that.

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What else?

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Wait a minute.

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You have somebody specific in mind,
don't you?

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Yes.

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I thought you were in London. Oh, yes.
Well, I got in a fight with my acting

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coach. He insisted I play Lady Macbeth
in a tank top.

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Hey, I'd go.

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I'm sorry, Leslie, this is... Carol.

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Carol Seaver. Carol, this is Leslie
Berenson.

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Carol's an old family friend. She's like
a little sister I never had.

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Oh, that's sweet.

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What grade are you in in school, Carol?

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Ninth.

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If you'll excuse me, I have to go to the
bathroom.

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Show? Oh,

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the show was great.

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Well, good night.

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Carol?

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Yeah, Dad?

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Where's Jeff?

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not wanting to print that last 50 yards.

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Right. Well, nighty -night.

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Carol?

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Uh, I think I can explain.

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Well, I guess that's it.

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Hey, kids, why don't you help Jeff get
his bags in the car?

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Okay, I get the big one.

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No one wants the big one.

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Okay, but only because you're my brother
and I love you.

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Works every time.

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Be sure to say goodbye to Carol for me.
I really feel terrible about last night.

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Oh, Jeff, how many times do we have to
tell you it's not your fault?

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Carol gets a little carried away, but
she's resilient.

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She gets hurt, she bounces right back.

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That's bouncy.

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Oh, Jeffrey.

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I'm so glad I caught you before you
left.

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I'd like you to meet Richard, my
significant other.

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Pleasure to meet you, Richard.

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Significant other what?

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Richie's been out of town. He just flew
in from Paris.

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Oh? Now, what were you doing in Paris,
Richie?

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Uh...

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I was on business.

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What do you do, Richie?

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He's our paper boy.

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Well, that's some route.

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Well, au revoir, Jeff.

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Do come back and visit soon.

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Richie and I will be upstairs. We have
so much catching up to do.

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We're so this way.

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Oh.

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Oh, this is incredible.

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Oh, I mean, I come here to collect for
the paper.

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And I find romance.

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Then they say it comes when you least
expect it.

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second floor.

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There's a ledge and a drainpipe. Use
your imagination.

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Now out.

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All right, I'm going.

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Wait.

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Is this a test of my love for you?

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Sure.

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Where's Richie?

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Oh, I threw him out.

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Out where?

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Out there.

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Don't worry, he climbs like a squirrel.

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Well, sounds like you two have a pretty
stormy relationship.

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Oh, come off it, Dad. You know Richie
and I don't have a relationship.

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I just pretended he was my boyfriend so
I could get back at Jeff.

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Oh, sweetheart.

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Jeff, my...

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00:17:11,079 --> 00:17:13,819
No, Carol, Jeff does not think you're a
doofus.

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He thinks you're a beautiful,
intelligent young woman who just happens

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little too young for him.

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Yeah, sure.

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Oh, Carol, that's what he said. He feels
terrible about the whole thing.

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Everybody acts a little crazy sometimes,
you know. That doesn't mean you're a

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jerk. It just means you follow your
heart.

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That's right, honey.

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In fact, your father...

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Made a major bozo of himself over his
seventh grade biology teacher.

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Well, what'd you do?

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I didn't do anything. Oh, come on.

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Well, uh, mine's a little embarrassing.

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I kidnapped her hamsters and threatened
to flush them if she married Mr.

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Sprinkleman, the shop teacher.

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You didn't do that.

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You didn't really do that.

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I really did.

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And I put a bag over my head and I stood
outside her window and sang, that's

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what you get for loving me.

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You must have looked like a real doofus.

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It happens to be one of my best numbers.

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Well, I'm sure your mother's not exactly
an innocent in the doofus for love

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department.

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Yeah? What have you done?

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Oh, well, honey, I've done so many.

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Silly things, I couldn't possibly list
them all.

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Well, come on, just pick one.

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Yeah, the silliest.

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Well, okay, okay, let's see.

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Okay. Okay, once.

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Once I wrote a note that said, I think
you're cute to a boy I

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didn't even know.

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thing you ever did?

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Your mother's a pretty zany lady, Karen.

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So I guess you're trying to tell me this
problem is genetic.

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Mom? Yes, sweetheart?

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Did Jeff really say that he thinks that
I'm beautiful and intelligent?

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Mm -hmm.

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He really said that.

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And I think he'd appreciate it if you
went downstairs and said goodbye to him.

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Still here?

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Said he'd wait for you.

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Yeah?

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Did he say how long?

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I really appreciate you coming down to
say goodbye with Richie coming in from

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Paris and all.

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Yeah, well, Richie and I have an
understanding.

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He lets me say goodbye to other men.

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Look, Carol, if I hurt you in any way,
I'm really sorry.

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Don't worry about it. I mean, we had
some good times.

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What more can ask from life?

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Well, if it makes any difference, if we
were both 14, I'd be one lovesick puppy.

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Really?

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Really.

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Imagine how fun it would be if we were
both 23.

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Well, maybe when I'm 23 and you're 32.

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Or when you're 32 and I'm 41.

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I'm not going to be wanting to date any
old geezers in the prime of my life.

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What if I'm a rich old geezer?

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We'll talk.

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You know, you're very special, Carol.

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Pretty soon you're going to bump into
some lucky guy your own age who's going

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find that out.

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Bye, Carol.

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Bye. But brain.

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Richie!

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Well, guess I should be going, huh?

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No, Richie.

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I'm sorry I was so rude to you.

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I hope you can forgive me.

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Oh, that's okay.

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This was the best day of my life.

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You're sweet.

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Thanks for everything.

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Sure.

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You know, I couldn't help but overhear
what Jeff was saying about some lucky

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your own age.

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I just thought since I am 14... Go!

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Men.

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until something gets broken, will you?

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All right, time out. I'm sorry. Mother's
right.