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[Homelander] Scorched-earth.

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[uneasy music playing]

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Shock and awe.

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Blood and bone.

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In the end...

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...only one of us left standing.

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Too fucking right.

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♪ ♪

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[laughing]

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[groans forcefully]

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Easter is just around the corner.

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How perfect would it be
for your Second Coming

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to come on the day
of Jesus's Resurrection.

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[Bashley] You got the president killed.

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- [gasps]
- I didn't have a choice.

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It's over.
You will never hear from me ever again.

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She's using you!

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- You're throwing us away...
- You shut the fuck up!

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...for a woman who thinks you're pathetic!
Kevin!

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[Xander] You step one foot
in the water anywhere,

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we're gonna kill you!

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Why would Homelander be bringing together

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the world's most dangerous psychics?

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[Mother's Milk] Literal thought police.

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There is no room for heresy.

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[screaming]

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I really did care. I was just like you.

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Be the annoying, Goody Two-shoes asshole
that you are.

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- What do you want?
- Your help.

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[Kessler] You see, Billy

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had no conscience.

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He will ask you to pull him back.

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But the truth of the matter is, is that
you are fucked when you get in his way.

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'Cause anyone who's ever loved you,
you end up getting 'em killed, don't you?

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I set the Doppler system on the roof
to detect unexplained objects.

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Frenchie. Frenchie.

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Thank you for saving me.

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Mon coeur, you saved me.

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[Kimiko] No. No.

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No. [crying]

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[somber music playing]

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- [shovel scrapes echoing]
- [whines]

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♪ ♪

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[dirt falling]

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"I, Serge Emilien Les Saintes,

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being of unsound mind and haggard body,

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declare this my last will and testament.

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Though I have no worldly possessions
to bequeath.

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But as I compose this letter on cardstock
smuggled into the Freedom Camp,

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within the a... nus

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of a rotund guard with colitis named Burt,

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I am reminded
that I do have something to give you...

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the knowledge that I've seen
each and every one of your assholes."

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Excuse me?

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It says what it says.

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Um, "Butcher, I installed
a toilet cam once, purely for science...

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long story...
and inadvertently captured yours.

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Hughie and M.M.,
as we were bent over and searched

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for contraband in the camp.
Annie, I accidently

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walked in on you and Hughie
plumbing each other's depths,

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but you did not notice me."
I-I am... I'm just gonna

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- skip ahead.
- Yeah, that's a good idea.

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[Hughie] "Some refer to it
as a mud dungeon..."

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"Chestnut balloon knot."

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Okay. Okay.

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All right, he drew... he drew sketches.

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This is mostly asshole-related,
but, um, okay, yeah.

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I think he's getting to his point. Um,

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"We've been through so much together,

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the best and worst of times.

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And I've become closer to all of you
than my own blood.

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So close that I've seen all your assholes.

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And that, to me, is a true mark of family.

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You are my family.

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I cannot know
if I will have wiped my own slate

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clean enough
to enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

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But fear not. I am at peace,

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because for a moment,
I knew Heaven on Earth.

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In your arms, mon coeur."

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[sniffles]

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[Kimiko groans softly, sniffles]

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[rumbling]

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[tense, mysterious music playing]

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[Oh Father] Here's to the mavericks.

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The radicals.

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The revolutionaries.

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Because the ones strong enough
to change the world

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are the ones who usually do.

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Easter Sunday, 4:00 p.m.
live from the White House.

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Homelander reboots the universe.

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Streaming on VoughtBook, VoughtTube...

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[eerie, sinister music playing]

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[Homelander] It's all right.

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I'm not here to hurt you.

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- You mean like last time?
- Look at you.

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No harm done.

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How'd you find me?

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Crime Analytics caught wind of a young man
flying outside Kolvereid.

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Tends to draw attention.

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I don't want your help.

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I know. You've made that very clear.

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But you're also the son of God,
and you should not be sleeping in a barn.

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You can have a whole floor of the Tower,

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do what you want with it,
come and go as you please.

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I don't want to be anywhere near you.

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Everything is different now.

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I've ascended.

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- I'm immortal.
- Then why do you give a shit

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about what happens to me?

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- Because we're family.
- [scoffs]

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We have the same blood pumping
through our veins.

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Yeah, well,
you've got your shitty racist dad.

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- So you don't need me.
- No, Soldier Boy doesn't matter.

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You and I, that's all that matters.

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I know you,

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because I am you.

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And you're me.

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[haunting music playing]

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Dad?

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Get fucked.

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I am nothing like you.

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You were already
the most powerful person on Earth.

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And you were a lonely,
miserable piece of fucking shit,

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throwing tantrums
when you didn't get what you want.

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Why the fuck
would more power make you any better?

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It's just going to make you
an even more lonely,

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miserable piece of shit.

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Scaring people into calling you God

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doesn't make you God.

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And deep down, you know that.

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[Homelander scoffs]

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It's okay.

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You don't know what's going on.

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It's okay.

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But you will.

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[eerie music playing]

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[Mother's Milk] She won't talk,

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or she can't talk?

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I don't know.

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[Jordan] That girl's got a real, uh,

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"I'm gonna rip your arm off
and fist you with it" energy.

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She's been through a lot.

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What's Sage saying?

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- Is there any sign the experiments worked?
- [Mother's Milk] Nope.

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Which means Frenchie died for nothing.

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All right, when you get
to where you're going,

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make sure you change that dressing out.

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- Okay.
- All right.

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When are we leaving?

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That's a good question.

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I told you, we're not running.

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I'm not asking you to run.

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I'm asking you to save these people.

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Save them from the guy whose hog

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they were drooling to suck
literally yesterday?

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I bet Homelander has a weird dick.

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[Marie] We can do more.

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- We want to do more.
- Saving these people

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is the best that any of us can do.

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Just get them to Canada,

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hook up with the rest of your team
and keep helping people one at a time.

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While you die on some suicide mission?

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- Do you even have a plan?
- [Emma] I mean,

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suicide versus Canada,
it's a real horse race.

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Am I right?

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Gotcha. Earnest o'clock.

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I'll fuck myself right out.

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When I joined The Seven,

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I was so excited to meet Queen Maeve.

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But... never meet your heroes.

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She was bitter,
she was checked out, and she just...

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She gave away so many parts of herself,
there was nothing left.

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And I was such an annoying little shit,

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just running around, saying, "There's
always something worth fighting for."

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I swore to myself
I would never let that happen to me.

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But it did.

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Not anymore.

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I'm not on a suicide trip.

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It's not a lost cause.

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It's not even about winning. It's...

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It's about keeping the light burning
as long as we fucking can.

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So thank you
for being my annoying little shit.

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[both chuckle]

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I don't know about
"never meet your heroes," by the way.

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It worked out okay for me.

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[engine starts]

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[slow, gentle music playing]

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[Ashley] Happy anniversary,

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Mr. First Gentleman.

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[Oh Father gasps softly]

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I had it custom-made
from turbine-grade titanium.

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The straps are
reinforced ballistic Kevlar.

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- Mm.
- No matter how much I defile you,

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[whispers] this one will never explode.

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Oh, baby,

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I lucked out when I arrange-married you.

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Mmm.

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Hmm.

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- Oh.
- You need more time?

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[Oh Father] Ain't enough time
in the world for that one.

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What's the problem?

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Oh, don't get me wrong.

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I am honored
to be writing Homelander's speech,

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heralding the coming of our new Lord.

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But?

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I guess I just didn't expect
so many people would...

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...doubt...

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Homelander's godhood.

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You still have that '95 Chateau Margaux?

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The one you took from that pedo-priest
at Immaculate Conception?

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[laughs] Mm-hmm.

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- Let's crack it open.
- Great idea.

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[tense, dramatic music playing]

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- [door closes]
- Look, I know you're pissed at me,

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but I really need you right now.

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What is he thinking?

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If I press him,
will he flip on Homelander?

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Oh, for fuck's sake,
is this the eighth grade?

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So, all those people who are gonna doubt?

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What if you did something about it?

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What do you mean?

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I think you know.

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No, I don't.

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Well...

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[eerie music playing]

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I just mean, how can we help Homelander
make the world believe?

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I ponder that every day.

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Mmm.

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[laughs softly]

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Yum.

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[vehicle doors opening, closing]

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When I was a little girl,
I had this dog Peaches.

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She died.

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I was riding the school bus
that ran her over.

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So messy.

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And I carried her collar with me
for weeks.

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Anything to remind me
of the pet I loved so much.

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That's what you're doing. Yeah?

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You let everyone think that you were
the stray, that Frenchie took you in,

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when you know
it was really the other way around.

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He was your pet, your lapdog really.

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Yeah, you strung him along,
but you kept his leash tight,

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'cause you loved using him.

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You got off on his devotion.

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And just when it looked like
he might move on

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with someone else, you finally fucked him.

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Anything to keep him from being happy.

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When he would have done anything for you,

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even throw his life away.

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[tense, dramatic music playing]

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- [rumbling]
- And you let him.

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You wanted him to do it.

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[grunts, pants]

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[panting]

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[sniffles]

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[Kimiko breathing heavily]

257
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[Butcher] Oi. Oi.

258
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,618
Easy does it. Listen to me.

259
00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:49,704
Soldier Boy has to be fucking fuming
for his blast to work, all right?

260
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:53,542
I thought you might be the same,
so we spilled a bit of tea on ya.

261
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,126
And it was nothing personal, God's honest.

262
00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:57,754
"O, now, forever.

263
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:03,635
Farewell. Farewell the-the-the..." what?

264
00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:04,886
Fuck are you on about?

265
00:14:04,970 --> 00:14:10,850
Othello. I knew it by heart,
but now, it's-it's... gone.

266
00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:16,022
My brain was so loud, and now it's...

267
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:18,900
[whooshing]

268
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,027
It worked?

269
00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:24,114
I'm fucking stupid like you guys.

270
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:27,867
[atmospheric music playing]

271
00:14:29,077 --> 00:14:30,829
Thank you.

272
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:36,418
[staticky clicking]

273
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,753
[Hughie] Cool. Cool.

274
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:44,676
Cool. So, we're all getting
pretty irradiated right now, which is fun.

275
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:47,637
What matters is Frenchie did it.

276
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:52,058
- It works.
- Yo, I did... stuff, too.

277
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:53,310
[Butcher] I mean, I knew

278
00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:54,936
you'd make a bloody good weapon, but never

279
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:57,480
in my wildest did I think
you'd be this good.

280
00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:00,066
- [Annie] So what's the plan?
- [Mother's Milk] Homelander's using Easter

281
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,193
to announce he's God Almighty,

282
00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:03,945
so we know where he'll be and when.

283
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:05,530
And if it's anything
like that Vought Studios shit,

284
00:15:05,614 --> 00:15:09,034
soon as he's done, he's siccing
his thought police on America.

285
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:12,829
- Millions of people are gonna die.
- [Annie] So just to state the obvious,

286
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,248
we're talking about
breaking into the White House?

287
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:16,666
- Yeah.
- [Hughie] And we have to assume

288
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,752
- Homelander knows we're coming.
- [Sage] No. I got it.

289
00:15:18,835 --> 00:15:21,171
You wear disguises.
You dress up like those...

290
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,256
those soldiers with the-the furry hats.

291
00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,344
Shit. That's England.

292
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:28,637
Ignore me.

293
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:32,265
- And how do we get in?
- Underground tunnel.

294
00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:34,809
The off-the-books one
that JFK used to shag Marilyn.

295
00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:38,396
We have to imagine the secret presidential
fuck-tunnels must be pretty secure.

296
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,732
True, but I still got the blueprints
from last year

297
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,567
when we did protection for Singer.

298
00:15:42,651 --> 00:15:44,402
Every door code, every entrance.

299
00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:45,820
Smart.

300
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,822
So how about it, you lot?

301
00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:50,325
One last go?

302
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,827
[exciting music playing]

303
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:05,340
I'll take that as a yes?

304
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:10,095
Fuck no.
Y'all are dumb as fucking shit.

305
00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:13,723
Homelander's gonna kill you,
and he'll find me, so,

306
00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:16,434
the rest of the time I got,

307
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:18,770
I'm going to Harry Potter World
in Orlando.

308
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:20,522
Who's with me?

309
00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:25,819
Wands up, bitches. Sage out.

310
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,823
[slow, gentle music playing]

311
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:34,994
[sighs]

312
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:43,586
I'm a disruptor. I disrupt.

313
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,048
And I was thinking,
why can't Starlighters work in my factory

314
00:16:47,132 --> 00:16:49,175
as non-compensated employees?

315
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:52,011
So... slaves?

316
00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:54,264
Homelander, I'm glad you're here.

317
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,891
I'd love to bend your ear
about white fertility rates.

318
00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:59,352
Oh, why don't you wait for us
in the garden?

319
00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,646
- We just need a moment. Right this way.
- All right.

320
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,483
- Who the fuck is that?
- [Oh Father] Günter Van Ellis.

321
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,569
World's richest man.

322
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:10,447
Seventeen children? Amateur astronaut?

323
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,365
- So?
- Well, he represents a consortium

324
00:17:12,449 --> 00:17:15,785
of billionaires,
and they have a-a few requests.

325
00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,162
- I don't have time for this.
- Well,

326
00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,497
they are the ruling class of America.

327
00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:22,292
To build your church,
we'll need their support.

328
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:27,881
Is he a believer?

329
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,424
Are any of them?

330
00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:31,593
Or are they just scared of me?

331
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,178
Even Thomas doubted.

332
00:17:33,261 --> 00:17:38,641
With enough time, the gentlest water
can wear down any stone. Patience...

333
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,227
Wherever you're going, get there faster.

334
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,813
I believe we should consider postponing.

335
00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,232
- Out of the question.
- You saw Butcher's lab.

336
00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:48,902
If he managed
to figure out Soldier Boy's blast,

337
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:52,405
or if there were even the slightest chance
that he might render you powerless...

338
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:54,908
You think I'm afraid of William Butcher?

339
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,451
No. No. Of course not.

340
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:59,204
[laughing] Of course not.
And we've taken the necessary precautions.

341
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:00,455
We moved the venue here.

342
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:04,375
We just don't want any distractions
on your blessed day.

343
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:08,421
And it will give me more time
to do what I do best,

344
00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:11,216
convert more souls
to your righteous banner.

345
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:12,300
Your Eminence?

346
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,637
[sighs]

347
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,764
- [Oh Father] Not now, Deep.
- Not your call, Prophet Brohammad.

348
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,891
Look, you don't need The Seven anymore?

349
00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:22,185
Genius move, as always,
but I've been thinking.

350
00:18:22,268 --> 00:18:24,312
What you do need is a Crusader.

351
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:26,648
Yeah, like one of those yoked knights
from the olden days?

352
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,983
Crack some skulls, lay down your holy law.

353
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:31,694
- [Homelander sighs]
- Where did you learn about the Crusades?

354
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,321
Um, the Bible? Ever heard of it?

355
00:18:33,404 --> 00:18:35,657
It's not in the Bible.
Uh, let me guess.

356
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:38,326
- Indiana Jones?
- What? No.

357
00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:39,828
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.

358
00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:41,996
- That's not a documentary.
- No shit, Sherlock.

359
00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,706
[whooshing thud]

360
00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:48,002
What did you...?

361
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:50,463
He's an astronaut. I took him to space.

362
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,549
Now, listen to me.

363
00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,133
I don't need anyone anymore.

364
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:55,718
- I don't need billionaires...
- [Deep] I couldn't agree more, sir.

365
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:59,806
And I don't need perverted fish fuckers
who debase themselves endlessly

366
00:18:59,889 --> 00:19:02,350
for mere drops of my affection.

367
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,896
- Is that what you think of me?
- Since the day we met.

368
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:13,611
I have never had less respect
for anyone in my life.

369
00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:16,364
In fact, Kevin, the only reason

370
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:19,701
that I haven't fucking killed you

371
00:19:19,784 --> 00:19:23,621
is that I want you
to feel deep in your heart

372
00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:26,708
how truly worthless you really are.

373
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,047
Ah.

374
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,465
Are the psychics in place?

375
00:19:34,549 --> 00:19:36,551
- Nationwide.
- Good.

376
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,513
The second the live broadcast is over,

377
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,724
I want the wheat separated from the chaff.

378
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:49,272
Those who don't accept my truth will be
the first to burn in my holy fire.

379
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:53,359
Smile, Father.

380
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:56,362
One way or another,
it's going to be a beautiful day.

381
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,998
[lively, energetic music playing]

382
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,136
Yeah. Uh, Kimiko?

383
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,679
Butcher's wrong.

384
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,891
You are not just a weapon.

385
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:30,188
From the start, Frenchie saw who you were.

386
00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:33,733
And because he saw it, we saw it.

387
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:38,738
Just because he's gone
doesn't mean all that's gone, too.

388
00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:40,782
[door opening]

389
00:20:40,865 --> 00:20:43,076
All right, this should be a bit
of a fuckin' laugh.

390
00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:44,911
Come on, then.

391
00:20:44,994 --> 00:20:46,996
♪ ♪

392
00:21:06,015 --> 00:21:08,893
[quietly] You know what would be
super fucking helpful right now,

393
00:21:08,977 --> 00:21:10,895
is if you would talk to me, bitch.

394
00:21:10,979 --> 00:21:13,731
- What was that?
- Hmm?

395
00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:14,983
Nothing.

396
00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:17,610
I'm just super psyched
to hear your speech, babe.

397
00:21:17,694 --> 00:21:19,362
I'm sure you crushed it.

398
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,906
- [high-pitched ringing]
- [producer] We're live

399
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,450
in five, four, three.

400
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:32,750
My fellow Americans...

401
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:36,796
Happy Easter.

402
00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:41,384
A day commemorating Jesus,
who, as we all know, was tortured,

403
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:43,970
stripped of his dignity and killed.

404
00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:45,722
And that's all well and good.

405
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:48,766
But you're Americans.

406
00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:51,519
You deserve a God who doesn't die.

407
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:53,855
A God who fights back.

408
00:21:53,938 --> 00:21:56,899
A God you can believe in.

409
00:21:56,983 --> 00:22:01,362
Well, today, I bring you good news.

410
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:03,197
- [man grunts]
- [Homelander] Recently,

411
00:22:03,281 --> 00:22:07,577
I was visited by, uh, an exquisite angel

412
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:10,204
bearing the gift of revelation.

413
00:22:10,288 --> 00:22:12,874
[sniffs]
Ooh, yep. Smells exactly how I thought

414
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,542
a secret fuck tunnel would smell.

415
00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:17,086
- [sniffles]
- [Homelander] As I bathed in her light,

416
00:22:17,170 --> 00:22:18,588
her heavenly lips spilled

417
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:21,299
sweet truth into my ear,

418
00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:24,677
and I was awakened to my true purpose.

419
00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:27,638
Not just to be the world's greatest hero

420
00:22:27,722 --> 00:22:32,101
but to save all humanity.

421
00:22:32,185 --> 00:22:33,478
To be...

422
00:22:35,438 --> 00:22:38,149
...the Second Coming.

423
00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:43,696
But in a way, really,
I'm the First Coming.

424
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:45,198
America...

425
00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:48,743
...I am the Lord.

426
00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:50,828
Your savior.

427
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:54,916
I am your God.

428
00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:57,168
And as such,

429
00:22:57,251 --> 00:23:00,838
I'm going to usher this world
into a new, golden dawn.

430
00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:03,549
An age in which your God moves among you,

431
00:23:03,633 --> 00:23:05,343
seen and heard.

432
00:23:05,426 --> 00:23:07,720
Your prayers are truly answered

433
00:23:07,804 --> 00:23:09,722
when you visit homelander.church.

434
00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:11,516
And all I ask for in return...

435
00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:13,392
Madam President,
there is a threat on the building.

436
00:23:13,476 --> 00:23:15,394
A small group has infiltrated the tunnels.

437
00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:17,188
It's Butcher and his team.

438
00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:19,190
Don't worry, we're ready.

439
00:23:19,273 --> 00:23:20,775
Take her to the secure facility.

440
00:23:20,858 --> 00:23:22,485
[Homelander] ...all of which
you'll find outlined in chapter two

441
00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:23,820
of the Homelander Bible.

442
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:25,446
Hang about.

443
00:23:26,531 --> 00:23:29,283
There weren't no door here
on them blueprints.

444
00:23:29,367 --> 00:23:31,661
[Mother's Milk] No. That's new.

445
00:23:32,745 --> 00:23:34,163
[heavy thud]

446
00:23:34,247 --> 00:23:35,206
The fuck?

447
00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:37,333
- [high-pitched tone blaring]
- [all groaning]

448
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:38,918
Hey, hey! Annie.

449
00:23:39,001 --> 00:23:40,086
Annie, what's going on?

450
00:23:40,169 --> 00:23:41,379
Fucking Supe dog whistle.

451
00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:52,265
[tense music playing]

452
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:55,560
[agent] We have a Code 30. Shots fired.

453
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:57,186
Agent down.

454
00:23:57,270 --> 00:23:58,604
[sighs]

455
00:23:58,688 --> 00:24:01,149
Fuck my fucking life.

456
00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:03,234
[exciting music playing]

457
00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:04,527
[agent] Madam President!

458
00:24:06,654 --> 00:24:08,114
[beeping]

459
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:16,664
[groaning]

460
00:24:16,747 --> 00:24:19,250
[dramatic music playing]

461
00:24:21,836 --> 00:24:23,754
- [moaning]
- Hang on, okay?

462
00:24:26,174 --> 00:24:27,258
Uh...

463
00:24:27,341 --> 00:24:29,093
[Bashley] Right. Go right.

464
00:24:29,177 --> 00:24:31,762
Fucking finally, you judgmental cunt.

465
00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:39,145
- Ah!
- [heavy gunfire]

466
00:24:39,228 --> 00:24:41,147
You gonna flick your clits all day?
Get out of there!

467
00:24:41,230 --> 00:24:42,899
Move!

468
00:24:42,982 --> 00:24:44,275
Come on!

469
00:24:45,276 --> 00:24:46,319
[Annie shouts]

470
00:24:52,742 --> 00:24:53,868
[exhales]

471
00:24:53,951 --> 00:24:56,204
- [panting]
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

472
00:24:56,287 --> 00:24:57,997
[Hughie] You okay?

473
00:24:58,998 --> 00:25:00,625
Homelander's in the Oval Office.

474
00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:01,834
Good. Lead the way.

475
00:25:01,918 --> 00:25:04,629
Fuck no, he would rip my tits out
through my vag.

476
00:25:05,630 --> 00:25:07,298
But I'm sure you'll be fine.

477
00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:10,051
It's that way.

478
00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:12,678
Break a leg.

479
00:25:21,437 --> 00:25:23,231
Uh, left.

480
00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:29,779
[Bashley] Proud of you, bitch.

481
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,370
[Ashley] Shit.

482
00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:40,373
[suspenseful music playing]

483
00:25:47,588 --> 00:25:49,382
[Deep crying]

484
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,178
[sniffles]

485
00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:56,847
You been crying?

486
00:25:59,642 --> 00:26:00,810
No.

487
00:26:01,310 --> 00:26:02,436
Starlight.

488
00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:04,397
It was all a test.

489
00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:05,815
[laughs] Yes.

490
00:26:05,898 --> 00:26:07,191
The universe is rewarding me
for my loyalty,

491
00:26:07,275 --> 00:26:08,859
just like Sean Connery rewarded Costner

492
00:26:08,943 --> 00:26:11,028
at the end of
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.

493
00:26:11,112 --> 00:26:13,322
Sweet Jesus, you're a moron.

494
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:15,366
[exhales]

495
00:26:15,449 --> 00:26:16,575
I'm gonna kill you.

496
00:26:18,035 --> 00:26:19,912
And then Homelander will finally see.

497
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:22,832
I got him.

498
00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:24,333
Keep going.

499
00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:31,632
[exciting music playing]

500
00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:36,345
[grunting]

501
00:26:36,429 --> 00:26:37,555
[groans]

502
00:26:37,638 --> 00:26:39,932
I just want Butcher and the girl.

503
00:26:40,016 --> 00:26:41,642
The rest of you can go in peace.

504
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:46,439
Hey, hey, no, no, no. We don't have time.

505
00:26:46,522 --> 00:26:49,358
You have to get Kimiko to Homelander
before he fucks off.

506
00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:50,568
I got this.

507
00:26:50,651 --> 00:26:52,153
Yeah, and how you gonna manage that?

508
00:26:53,154 --> 00:26:55,781
That is an ANSUL IGS-300.

509
00:26:57,533 --> 00:27:00,077
I mean, you have your thing, I have mine.

510
00:27:01,412 --> 00:27:03,331
[smoke hissing]

511
00:27:07,335 --> 00:27:08,419
[Hughie imitating Butcher] Oi.

512
00:27:08,919 --> 00:27:10,546
Come on. This way!

513
00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:13,716
♪ ♪

514
00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:16,927
Oi, this shite is diabolical.

515
00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:27,855
[Deep grunting]

516
00:27:30,441 --> 00:27:31,942
Why are you doing this? Huh?

517
00:27:32,026 --> 00:27:33,444
Risking your life

518
00:27:33,527 --> 00:27:35,988
for a man who wouldn't even piss on you
if you were on fire.

519
00:27:36,072 --> 00:27:37,365
I'm his right-hand bro.

520
00:27:37,448 --> 00:27:39,075
He'll piss on me whenever I want.

521
00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:41,202
Listen, I know you're scared...

522
00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:42,703
- I'm not scared of shit.
- Deep?

523
00:27:42,787 --> 00:27:44,121
Kevin.

524
00:27:44,205 --> 00:27:45,623
I can see it in your eyes.

525
00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:47,666
Homelander terrifies you.

526
00:27:47,750 --> 00:27:50,336
But he sure as fuck doesn't respect you.

527
00:27:51,295 --> 00:27:53,047
Don't you want to be free of it?

528
00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:54,507
Of him?

529
00:27:54,590 --> 00:27:56,092
[panting]

530
00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,301
That fucking mouth of yours.

531
00:27:57,385 --> 00:27:58,636
This isn't about me.

532
00:27:58,719 --> 00:27:59,970
Of course it is!

533
00:28:01,055 --> 00:28:02,556
I used to have it all.

534
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,267
You know, power, respect,

535
00:28:05,351 --> 00:28:08,020
a top 50 STARmeter on IMDbPro.

536
00:28:08,104 --> 00:28:10,606
But all the bad shit started
when you showed up!

537
00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,608
I lost everything!

538
00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:14,402
You made those fucked-up choices,

539
00:28:14,485 --> 00:28:16,445
you ruined your own life.

540
00:28:16,529 --> 00:28:17,863
You're not a fucking baby.

541
00:28:17,947 --> 00:28:20,825
For once,
take some responsibility for yourself.

542
00:28:20,908 --> 00:28:22,868
[tense music playing]

543
00:28:23,869 --> 00:28:24,870
No!

544
00:28:24,954 --> 00:28:26,455
♪ ♪

545
00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,207
[panting]

546
00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:32,253
[Hughie] Fuck. There's no way out.

547
00:28:32,336 --> 00:28:33,963
- [window rattling]
- The fuck?

548
00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:35,005
[muffled screaming]

549
00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:37,383
Where's Butcher?

550
00:28:40,636 --> 00:28:41,679
[muffled scream]

551
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:47,726
[grunts]

552
00:28:47,810 --> 00:28:49,895
[panting]

553
00:28:49,979 --> 00:28:51,730
I really need a new job.

554
00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:56,610
I simply ask that you open your hearts

555
00:28:56,694 --> 00:28:58,612
and put your faith in me.

556
00:28:58,696 --> 00:29:01,615
Those who accept my truth will be welcomed

557
00:29:01,699 --> 00:29:03,909
into a land of milk and honey.

558
00:29:03,993 --> 00:29:06,036
For I am your Fa...

559
00:29:08,914 --> 00:29:11,542
[eerie, childlike music playing]

560
00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:14,920
I am, uh...

561
00:29:19,383 --> 00:29:21,177
But no matter what I do,

562
00:29:21,260 --> 00:29:24,680
some of you people
will never accept me into your hearts.

563
00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:27,224
Never love me.

564
00:29:27,725 --> 00:29:29,560
Never believe in me.

565
00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:34,398
And to such heretics, I offer oblivion.

566
00:29:34,982 --> 00:29:36,859
And those who seek to destroy me,

567
00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:40,779
you will die the most horrible of deaths,

568
00:29:40,863 --> 00:29:43,449
as befits your wickedness.

569
00:29:43,532 --> 00:29:45,159
My reign will last forever,

570
00:29:45,242 --> 00:29:49,205
and when this world is cold and dead,

571
00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:50,831
I shall remain...

572
00:29:50,915 --> 00:29:52,333
eternal.

573
00:29:53,709 --> 00:29:54,960
God of the ashes.

574
00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:57,963
[exciting music playing]

575
00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:05,054
Evening, cunts.

576
00:30:07,389 --> 00:30:08,474
Daddy's home.

577
00:30:10,476 --> 00:30:11,560
[soft gasps]

578
00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:14,271
William.

579
00:30:14,355 --> 00:30:16,148
[suspenseful music playing]

580
00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:21,403
I was starting to think you weren't going
to hold up your end of our deal.

581
00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:22,696
Uh-huh.

582
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:27,409
Scorched-earth?

583
00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:32,873
Shame about the French one.

584
00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:37,002
How's your little science experiment
going without him?

585
00:30:38,087 --> 00:30:39,213
Let's find out.

586
00:30:55,062 --> 00:30:56,522
[exciting music playing]

587
00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:01,402
[shouts]

588
00:31:10,244 --> 00:31:11,537
[audience gasping]

589
00:31:20,337 --> 00:31:22,256
[both grunting]

590
00:31:28,470 --> 00:31:30,598
- [exhales]
- [groaning]

591
00:31:34,977 --> 00:31:36,604
[both grunting]

592
00:31:38,606 --> 00:31:39,607
[moans]

593
00:31:40,649 --> 00:31:41,525
[chokes]

594
00:31:44,445 --> 00:31:45,946
[yelling]

595
00:31:47,823 --> 00:31:50,242
- [suspenseful music playing]
- [gasping]

596
00:31:50,326 --> 00:31:52,328
- [voice] Justice for Ambrosius!
- Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.

597
00:31:52,411 --> 00:31:53,537
[Deep] Oh, my God.

598
00:31:53,621 --> 00:31:55,414
- Oh, my God. Shit. I'm so sorry.
- [voice 2] Say her name!

599
00:31:55,497 --> 00:31:57,708
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Stay away from me!

600
00:31:57,791 --> 00:32:00,127
[voice 2] Justice for Ambrosius!

601
00:32:00,210 --> 00:32:02,880
♪ ♪

602
00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:04,506
[voice] Say her name!

603
00:32:05,966 --> 00:32:09,053
[voice 2] Justice for Ambrosius!

604
00:32:09,136 --> 00:32:10,429
[Deep] I'm sorry!

605
00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:12,181
Oh, shit. Ah!

606
00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:13,807
[bones crunching]

607
00:32:22,232 --> 00:32:23,442
Huh.

608
00:32:29,531 --> 00:32:30,699
- [bones crack]
- [shouts]

609
00:32:30,783 --> 00:32:32,451
♪ ♪

610
00:32:32,534 --> 00:32:34,411
[blows landing]

611
00:32:40,584 --> 00:32:41,585
Blast the cunt!

612
00:32:42,795 --> 00:32:44,797
[whooshing]

613
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:45,881
No. No.

614
00:32:56,433 --> 00:32:57,810
[snarls]

615
00:33:03,607 --> 00:33:04,692
[grunts]

616
00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:11,782
[grunts]

617
00:33:28,006 --> 00:33:29,383
You little piece of shit.

618
00:33:31,885 --> 00:33:34,012
[exciting music playing]

619
00:33:40,185 --> 00:33:43,147
[snarls]
Everyone dies, starting with you.

620
00:33:53,574 --> 00:33:54,783
[blows landing]

621
00:33:54,867 --> 00:33:56,785
The fuck you waiting for? Now, goddamn it!

622
00:34:05,627 --> 00:34:06,712
[panting]

623
00:34:10,591 --> 00:34:11,592
[Frenchie] What is wrong?

624
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:27,733
I can't do it.

625
00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:29,401
Why not?

626
00:34:31,028 --> 00:34:34,782
The rage I'm supposed to feel.

627
00:34:34,865 --> 00:34:37,034
It's not there.

628
00:34:38,827 --> 00:34:41,538
I just feel sad.

629
00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:46,168
[gentle music playing]

630
00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:52,382
Rage is not what makes you strong.

631
00:34:58,639 --> 00:35:00,849
It has never been, mon coeur.

632
00:35:02,935 --> 00:35:04,812
It has always been yours.

633
00:35:08,941 --> 00:35:10,359
[sniffles]

634
00:35:15,823 --> 00:35:18,075
♪ ♪

635
00:35:38,011 --> 00:35:39,471
[Homelander screams]

636
00:35:56,113 --> 00:35:57,364
[Butcher groans]

637
00:35:58,740 --> 00:36:00,158
[exhales]

638
00:36:03,871 --> 00:36:05,122
[grunts softly]

639
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:12,796
[groaning]

640
00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:24,308
[gasps]

641
00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:30,105
[Homelander panting]

642
00:36:30,188 --> 00:36:31,523
[coughing]

643
00:36:46,413 --> 00:36:47,873
[grunts softly]

644
00:36:51,001 --> 00:36:52,377
Hmm.

645
00:36:53,629 --> 00:36:55,339
[grunts]

646
00:36:57,341 --> 00:36:59,176
[panting]

647
00:37:03,180 --> 00:37:05,057
[dark music playing]

648
00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:12,356
Shock and awe, my son.

649
00:37:14,983 --> 00:37:19,071
Blood and fucking bone.

650
00:37:35,671 --> 00:37:38,840
This... is for Frenchie.

651
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:52,729
[groans]

652
00:37:53,647 --> 00:37:56,149
[Homelander wailing]

653
00:37:56,233 --> 00:37:57,526
Stop!

654
00:37:58,694 --> 00:37:59,903
You owe me.

655
00:37:59,987 --> 00:38:02,322
All the times I could've killed you

656
00:38:02,406 --> 00:38:03,949
and I didn't?

657
00:38:04,032 --> 00:38:05,617
I let you live.

658
00:38:05,701 --> 00:38:07,703
I'll-I'll give you Vought.

659
00:38:08,704 --> 00:38:10,163
I'll give you Vought.

660
00:38:10,247 --> 00:38:13,208
All right?
You can do whatever you want with it.

661
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:14,418
Okay?

662
00:38:14,501 --> 00:38:16,503
I'll, I'll...

663
00:38:16,586 --> 00:38:17,921
I... Becca.

664
00:38:18,005 --> 00:38:20,257
You want your wife back?

665
00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:23,093
I'll have a shape-shifter be her.

666
00:38:24,177 --> 00:38:25,721
Just tell me.

667
00:38:25,804 --> 00:38:27,973
I'll fucking suck your dick!

668
00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:29,933
Please! I'll do anything.

669
00:38:30,017 --> 00:38:32,436
You want me to eat shit?
I'll eat your fucking shit.

670
00:38:32,519 --> 00:38:36,314
I'll eat your fucking shit on live TV.

671
00:38:41,278 --> 00:38:42,821
[Homelander whimpering]

672
00:38:42,904 --> 00:38:44,656
Madelyn, you promised me.

673
00:38:45,657 --> 00:38:47,200
It's not real.

674
00:38:47,284 --> 00:38:50,328
You... you can't fucking do this.

675
00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:52,664
You can't fucking do this.

676
00:38:52,748 --> 00:38:56,126
[hoarse] I am the Homelander.

677
00:38:56,209 --> 00:38:57,627
No.

678
00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:00,422
Nah, you ain't nothing.

679
00:39:02,174 --> 00:39:03,800
And this...

680
00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:07,054
...this is for my Becca.

681
00:39:07,137 --> 00:39:08,638
[panting] No, no...

682
00:39:17,314 --> 00:39:18,607
[bone crunching]

683
00:39:24,905 --> 00:39:26,073
[body thuds]

684
00:39:26,156 --> 00:39:29,076
[breathing heavily]

685
00:39:30,744 --> 00:39:32,746
[somber music playing]

686
00:39:42,964 --> 00:39:44,966
♪ ♪

687
00:40:00,774 --> 00:40:03,151
♪ ♪

688
00:40:22,712 --> 00:40:24,714
♪ ♪

689
00:40:28,468 --> 00:40:30,470
[grunts] I got you, kid.

690
00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:34,516
Easy.

691
00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:36,059
You all right?

692
00:40:37,477 --> 00:40:38,895
All right.

693
00:40:40,063 --> 00:40:41,398
Just take it easy.

694
00:40:42,399 --> 00:40:44,401
♪ ♪

695
00:40:49,656 --> 00:40:51,658
[sirens wailing in distance]

696
00:41:10,552 --> 00:41:14,014
...confirmed that the shocking footage
out of the White House is legitimate.

697
00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:18,268
Homelander, the world's
most prominent superhero, was killed today

698
00:41:18,351 --> 00:41:21,146
after proclaiming himself a so-called god.

699
00:41:21,229 --> 00:41:23,023
I'll [bleep] suck your [bleep]!

700
00:41:23,106 --> 00:41:25,817
I'll eat your [bleep] [bleep] on live TV.

701
00:41:25,901 --> 00:41:27,986
- ...and Homelander was deeply unwell.
- [cameras clicking]

702
00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:30,989
I would like to thank
the brave men and women of the CIA,

703
00:41:31,072 --> 00:41:36,369
who, on my direct orders, dealt
with this terrifying threat to democracy.

704
00:41:36,453 --> 00:41:40,207
And to those of you speculating,
I want to say no.

705
00:41:40,290 --> 00:41:42,167
I am not going to resign.

706
00:41:42,250 --> 00:41:44,252
I did absolutely nothing wrong.

707
00:41:44,336 --> 00:41:46,796
That was former President Ashley Barrett,

708
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:50,175
who, by an unprecedented
unanimous vote in Congress,

709
00:41:50,258 --> 00:41:54,721
was impeached this afternoon
and immediately removed from office.

710
00:41:54,804 --> 00:42:00,227
So ends the scandal-plagued tenure
of America's first female president...

711
00:42:00,310 --> 00:42:02,437
- Here you go.
- Thank you.

712
00:42:03,688 --> 00:42:05,607
My brother.

713
00:42:05,690 --> 00:42:07,817
- Oh, nice one.
- [Kimiko] Ooh.

714
00:42:07,901 --> 00:42:09,027
Can I try that?

715
00:42:09,611 --> 00:42:11,821
You did good today, kid. Here you go.

716
00:42:13,490 --> 00:42:16,701
I just wish Frenchie could have seen you.

717
00:42:18,370 --> 00:42:19,537
He did.

718
00:42:19,621 --> 00:42:21,122
[cigar sizzling]

719
00:42:22,249 --> 00:42:23,917
[coughs]

720
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:25,543
[strains] Oh.

721
00:42:25,627 --> 00:42:28,463
It tastes like dirty cock.
Is this so rich men can taste dirty cock?

722
00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:30,090
- Mm-mm.
- [laughter]

723
00:42:30,173 --> 00:42:32,259
[TV playing indistinctly]

724
00:42:33,343 --> 00:42:34,761
[newswoman] We'll be right back.

725
00:42:40,308 --> 00:42:41,476
[exhales]

726
00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:42,644
[sets bottle down]

727
00:42:44,771 --> 00:42:46,606
Listen, mate, uh...

728
00:42:49,025 --> 00:42:51,361
There ain't nothing I can say to...

729
00:42:52,362 --> 00:42:53,822
...to make this any easier.

730
00:42:54,864 --> 00:42:56,866
But you done what you had to do.

731
00:42:57,450 --> 00:42:59,577
You done the right thing, all right?

732
00:43:06,126 --> 00:43:07,544
Anyway...

733
00:43:07,627 --> 00:43:11,339
we can put all this shite behind us now.

734
00:43:11,423 --> 00:43:13,967
We ain't got no powers no more,
we're just...

735
00:43:15,093 --> 00:43:16,594
...ordinary blokes.

736
00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:18,722
We could find somewhere quiet.

737
00:43:19,681 --> 00:43:20,890
Start again.

738
00:43:20,974 --> 00:43:23,143
Just you, me and Terror.

739
00:43:24,185 --> 00:43:26,187
I reckon your mum would've liked that.

740
00:43:29,983 --> 00:43:31,609
I know what my dad was.

741
00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:35,405
And it's better that he's gone.

742
00:43:37,657 --> 00:43:39,534
But you're not a good person, either.

743
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:42,495
[somber music playing]

744
00:43:42,579 --> 00:43:44,539
I didn't choose you over him.

745
00:43:47,167 --> 00:43:49,336
I-I chose myself.

746
00:43:50,420 --> 00:43:51,588
I'm sorry, but I...

747
00:43:51,671 --> 00:43:53,840
I don't want a fresh start with you.

748
00:43:55,675 --> 00:43:57,510
I want this to be the end.

749
00:44:15,111 --> 00:44:18,573
Well, it's just you and me now, Terror.

750
00:44:26,498 --> 00:44:27,999
Terror?

751
00:44:31,503 --> 00:44:33,505
♪ ♪

752
00:44:52,732 --> 00:44:53,942
[sniffles]

753
00:45:02,033 --> 00:45:04,035
[dark music playing]

754
00:45:25,598 --> 00:45:29,811
For too long, the worst behavior
of superheroes has gone unchecked.

755
00:45:29,894 --> 00:45:32,730
If my months of imprisonment
at Homelander's hand

756
00:45:32,814 --> 00:45:34,274
has taught me anything,

757
00:45:34,357 --> 00:45:38,528
it's the need for a complete rethinking
of our relationship with superheroes.

758
00:45:39,112 --> 00:45:43,533
That's why I've agreed
to return to Vought as its interim CEO.

759
00:45:43,616 --> 00:45:45,785
- Motherfucker.
- A steady hand

760
00:45:45,869 --> 00:45:49,205
is just what our shareholders need
in a time of crisis,

761
00:45:49,289 --> 00:45:50,999
to start the process of rebuilding.

762
00:45:52,041 --> 00:45:56,421
I believe Vought's greatest,
most profitable days are ahead of it.

763
00:45:56,504 --> 00:45:59,507
It's time for Vought to do some listening.

764
00:45:59,591 --> 00:46:01,468
Hey, Butcher, I...

765
00:46:16,524 --> 00:46:18,151
Sorry, buddy.

766
00:46:20,653 --> 00:46:22,655
[eerie music playing]

767
00:46:36,085 --> 00:46:38,087
[panting]

768
00:46:53,770 --> 00:46:55,480
[lock clicking]

769
00:46:58,691 --> 00:47:00,693
♪ ♪

770
00:47:16,376 --> 00:47:17,460
[beeps]

771
00:47:17,544 --> 00:47:19,546
[elevator bell chimes]

772
00:47:35,395 --> 00:47:36,604
[Butcher] Traffic?

773
00:47:38,898 --> 00:47:40,650
Yeah.

774
00:47:40,733 --> 00:47:43,111
Accident on the bridge.
Should have taken the tunnel.

775
00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:45,488
I thought you might try to stop me.

776
00:47:45,572 --> 00:47:47,490
But you shouldn't have come alone.

777
00:47:48,908 --> 00:47:50,910
You should've brought a fucking army.

778
00:47:50,994 --> 00:47:54,622
No. If you were gonna release the virus,
you would have done it already.

779
00:47:54,706 --> 00:47:56,291
Unless...

780
00:47:57,292 --> 00:48:00,753
...I'm waiting for all the Supe cunts
to clock in for the day shift.

781
00:48:03,464 --> 00:48:07,427
Not much point shooting spunk into
an empty fucking building, now is there?

782
00:48:09,679 --> 00:48:13,391
Okay, well, now I kind of wish
I brought an army.

783
00:48:15,685 --> 00:48:17,061
Where's the virus, Butcher?

784
00:48:19,188 --> 00:48:21,065
I dumped it in the sprinkler tank.

785
00:48:22,609 --> 00:48:27,196
Frenchie's idea, God rest the mad bastard.

786
00:48:29,032 --> 00:48:33,244
All I got to do is pull this trigger,

787
00:48:33,328 --> 00:48:36,414
and it rains kill juice on all 99 floors.

788
00:48:36,497 --> 00:48:38,666
Shit will be worldwide
within a couple of days.

789
00:48:38,750 --> 00:48:40,793
Why?

790
00:48:40,877 --> 00:48:43,546
I mean, we already won.

791
00:48:43,630 --> 00:48:44,964
Won?

792
00:48:45,548 --> 00:48:47,967
No, we just gave them a black eye.

793
00:48:48,051 --> 00:48:50,386
As long as there's Vought,
there'll be Supes,

794
00:48:50,470 --> 00:48:52,722
and sooner or later,
some cunt that's already out there

795
00:48:52,805 --> 00:48:56,434
becomes the next Homelander,
and you fucking know it.

796
00:48:58,811 --> 00:48:59,812
No.

797
00:49:02,565 --> 00:49:07,820
We need to end
the whole bloody notion of Supes.

798
00:49:10,323 --> 00:49:14,327
And we need to make it permanent.

799
00:49:15,578 --> 00:49:17,580
I mean, you can see it, right?

800
00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:22,418
This is it. This is the moment.

801
00:49:22,502 --> 00:49:27,131
You dragged me
through fucking hell... for this.

802
00:49:27,215 --> 00:49:28,383
For now.

803
00:49:29,384 --> 00:49:33,179
To be your... canary.

804
00:49:34,180 --> 00:49:35,932
Or your Kessler.

805
00:49:37,475 --> 00:49:38,685
Or Lenny.

806
00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:43,147
But here's the thing,
you don't need me for that.

807
00:49:43,231 --> 00:49:45,900
You never did.
It's already in you. I can see it.

808
00:49:45,983 --> 00:49:49,904
You might have a broken fucking heart,
but you have one.

809
00:49:50,863 --> 00:49:55,159
You are not a monster, Butcher.

810
00:49:57,328 --> 00:49:59,539
It just hurts to be human.

811
00:50:03,543 --> 00:50:05,169
I'm sorry, mate.

812
00:50:07,463 --> 00:50:10,091
Superheroes...

813
00:50:10,174 --> 00:50:11,175
are done.

814
00:50:20,518 --> 00:50:21,936
I can't let you do it.

815
00:50:22,520 --> 00:50:26,816
Petit Hughie and his gun.

816
00:50:27,316 --> 00:50:30,737
Takes some big bollocks
to pull the trigger on a mate.

817
00:50:34,991 --> 00:50:37,744
- I will if I have to.
- [chuckles]

818
00:50:37,827 --> 00:50:39,245
Nah.

819
00:50:39,328 --> 00:50:40,538
You ain't got the...

820
00:50:45,001 --> 00:50:46,961
[gasping]

821
00:50:47,044 --> 00:50:48,045
Stay down.

822
00:50:52,592 --> 00:50:53,634
[both grunting]

823
00:51:00,767 --> 00:51:02,769
[panting]

824
00:51:06,689 --> 00:51:08,316
[shouts]

825
00:51:19,702 --> 00:51:21,120
[wheezing gasp]

826
00:51:25,583 --> 00:51:26,959
[tense music playing]

827
00:51:45,019 --> 00:51:46,896
♪ ♪

828
00:52:03,746 --> 00:52:05,957
I'm sorry. Um...

829
00:52:06,040 --> 00:52:08,251
I didn't want to,
I didn't want to do that.

830
00:52:08,334 --> 00:52:09,710
Um...

831
00:52:09,794 --> 00:52:11,546
I'm-I'm g... I'm gonna
call an ambulance, okay?

832
00:52:13,881 --> 00:52:15,299
I wouldn't bother.

833
00:52:19,345 --> 00:52:21,097
It's all right, Hughie.

834
00:52:22,473 --> 00:52:24,433
I gave you no choice. I...

835
00:52:25,643 --> 00:52:26,894
I wasn't gonna stop.

836
00:52:30,439 --> 00:52:32,108
All the blood...

837
00:52:33,276 --> 00:52:34,986
...and shite I put you through...

838
00:52:37,572 --> 00:52:41,534
...and none of it
made a blind bit of difference.

839
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:46,330
Y-You stayed yourself...

840
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:50,042
...no matter what I done.

841
00:52:52,211 --> 00:52:54,213
- [coughing]
- Hey. Hey...

842
00:52:55,298 --> 00:52:58,301
[shallow breathing]

843
00:52:59,927 --> 00:53:01,387
I don't know what to do.

844
00:53:02,054 --> 00:53:03,598
You don't need to do anything.

845
00:53:15,401 --> 00:53:16,527
[sniffles]

846
00:53:16,611 --> 00:53:18,821
You really are...

847
00:53:21,032 --> 00:53:22,783
...the spittin' of Lenny.

848
00:53:24,577 --> 00:53:25,786
[sniffles]

849
00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:39,467
[cries softly]

850
00:53:47,308 --> 00:53:49,310
[crying]

851
00:53:53,481 --> 00:53:54,815
[sobbing]

852
00:54:02,865 --> 00:54:05,034
[crying echoes]

853
00:54:10,456 --> 00:54:13,709
If Butcher were here, he'd probably
give us shit for crying over him.

854
00:54:15,336 --> 00:54:17,713
But I mean, he's dead,

855
00:54:17,797 --> 00:54:21,342
so you know, fuck him.

856
00:54:22,426 --> 00:54:28,015
I mean, he was nothing
but flaws and bad choices.

857
00:54:29,016 --> 00:54:31,060
But he never gave up hope

858
00:54:31,143 --> 00:54:35,773
that he could stop Homelander,
and then he actually did it.

859
00:54:35,856 --> 00:54:37,650
Love him or hate him...

860
00:54:39,235 --> 00:54:41,153
...he made the world a safer place.

861
00:54:41,862 --> 00:54:43,531
Which makes him a hero.

862
00:54:46,075 --> 00:54:49,036
And I bet he's in hell right now

863
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:50,997
flashing that smile...

864
00:54:51,998 --> 00:54:54,166
...and kicking the fuck out of the devil.

865
00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:02,091
Yeah. That's it.

866
00:55:06,262 --> 00:55:08,222
I think it's good
that he's next to my mom.

867
00:55:11,183 --> 00:55:13,102
It's where he always wanted to be.

868
00:55:25,740 --> 00:55:26,907
Bye.

869
00:55:30,911 --> 00:55:33,372
[Annie takes deep breath]

870
00:55:41,881 --> 00:55:42,882
Hughie.

871
00:55:45,468 --> 00:55:47,887
- Let's go, kid.
- [sniffles]

872
00:55:51,015 --> 00:55:52,558
Are we really about to go to a...

873
00:55:52,641 --> 00:55:54,560
Topless steak house in Reno?

874
00:55:54,643 --> 00:55:55,936
[chuckles]

875
00:55:56,020 --> 00:55:57,938
- Yes, we are.
- [laughs]

876
00:55:59,315 --> 00:56:00,524
I promised.

877
00:56:03,069 --> 00:56:05,071
He would have liked this.

878
00:56:08,532 --> 00:56:10,701
Definitely.

879
00:56:10,785 --> 00:56:12,787
[♪ Billy Joel plays "Piano Man"]

880
00:56:33,641 --> 00:56:37,394
♪ It's nine o'clock on a Saturday ♪

881
00:56:38,896 --> 00:56:40,773
♪ The regular crowd shuffles in ♪

882
00:56:41,857 --> 00:56:45,820
♪ There's an old man sitting next to me ♪

883
00:56:45,903 --> 00:56:49,532
♪ making love to his tonic and gin ♪

884
00:56:51,242 --> 00:56:53,244
[speaking inaudibly]

885
00:57:00,167 --> 00:57:04,130
♪ He says,
"Son, can you play me a memory? ♪

886
00:57:04,213 --> 00:57:08,300
♪ I'm not really sure how it goes ♪

887
00:57:08,384 --> 00:57:10,302
♪ but it's sad and it's sweet ♪

888
00:57:10,386 --> 00:57:12,638
♪ and I knew it complete ♪

889
00:57:12,721 --> 00:57:15,766
♪ when I wore a younger man's clothes" ♪

890
00:57:17,059 --> 00:57:21,063
♪ Sing us a song, you're the piano man ♪

891
00:57:21,147 --> 00:57:24,191
♪ Sing us a song tonight ♪

892
00:57:24,275 --> 00:57:28,112
♪ Well, we're all in the mood
for a melody ♪

893
00:57:29,196 --> 00:57:33,033
♪ and you've got us feeling all right ♪♪

894
00:57:47,882 --> 00:57:50,968
[phone vibrating, ringing]

895
00:57:53,220 --> 00:57:54,346
Hello?

896
00:57:54,430 --> 00:57:56,182
[Singer] Hugh Campbell? It's Bob Singer.

897
00:57:56,265 --> 00:57:58,267
Uh, Mr. President.

898
00:57:58,350 --> 00:58:00,060
- Uh, hi.
- Campbell,

899
00:58:00,144 --> 00:58:03,689
the nation owes you and your team
a huge debt.

900
00:58:03,772 --> 00:58:06,192
But I'm gonna skip
all the dick tickling, all right?

901
00:58:06,275 --> 00:58:10,446
Uh, I certainly wouldn't want
the president to t-tickle my dick, sir.

902
00:58:10,529 --> 00:58:12,781
Vought is a clusterfuck right now.

903
00:58:12,865 --> 00:58:17,953
All those V'd up nutjobs they cooked up
are running loose, doing God knows what.

904
00:58:18,037 --> 00:58:21,332
So we're putting the Bureau
of Supe Affairs back on its feet.

905
00:58:21,415 --> 00:58:22,958
We need someone to run it.

906
00:58:23,042 --> 00:58:24,793
So, what do you say, son?

907
00:58:24,877 --> 00:58:26,587
You'd be reporting directly to me.

908
00:58:26,670 --> 00:58:27,880
That's...

909
00:58:27,963 --> 00:58:30,132
Wow, uh, that's, uh...

910
00:58:30,216 --> 00:58:32,760
That's an honor, sir. It's just, um...

911
00:58:33,802 --> 00:58:35,638
...no, thank you?

912
00:58:35,721 --> 00:58:37,097
"No, thank you"?

913
00:58:37,181 --> 00:58:40,851
I-I really appreciate the offer,
it's just, I actually have my own...

914
00:58:41,852 --> 00:58:43,938
...start-up venture I'm working on.

915
00:58:44,021 --> 00:58:46,398
Fucking private sector.

916
00:58:46,482 --> 00:58:48,984
Offer stands if you change your mind.

917
00:58:54,490 --> 00:58:55,824
[entry bell jingles]

918
00:58:55,908 --> 00:58:57,117
Okay.

919
00:58:57,201 --> 00:59:00,204
I got you ginger beer,

920
00:59:00,287 --> 00:59:01,789
- ginger candies...
- Mm-hmm.

921
00:59:01,872 --> 00:59:02,957
- And...
- Oh.

922
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:04,375
- Saltines.
- Saltines.

923
00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:05,960
[Annie] Give me the saltines.

924
00:59:06,043 --> 00:59:07,878
So, what'd I miss?

925
00:59:07,962 --> 00:59:09,797
Mm. I puked.

926
00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:13,008
Um, and then I had to pee,
but I got there a little bit too late.

927
00:59:13,092 --> 00:59:14,260
And then I puked again.

928
00:59:14,343 --> 00:59:16,553
And then my mom called.

929
00:59:16,637 --> 00:59:18,347
And I assume that was the worst part?

930
00:59:18,430 --> 00:59:21,141
Mm-hmm. She spent 30 minutes straight just
bitching about us not getting married.

931
00:59:21,225 --> 00:59:24,979
Look, we can go down to the courthouse
right now if that's what you really want.

932
00:59:25,062 --> 00:59:28,274
No, no, I can't, because these
are the only shoes that fit me.

933
00:59:30,734 --> 00:59:32,027
Hey.

934
00:59:32,111 --> 00:59:35,114
I would 100% marry you in those.

935
00:59:36,282 --> 00:59:38,158
- [radio crackles]
- [dispatcher] 11-99 at Broadway and 96th.

936
00:59:38,242 --> 00:59:40,703
- Requesting nearest officer.
- [Hughie sighs]

937
00:59:40,786 --> 00:59:42,246
Ah, there's construction on the Parkway.

938
00:59:42,329 --> 00:59:43,747
Backup's gonna be a minute.

939
00:59:43,831 --> 00:59:45,040
You feeling up to it?

940
00:59:45,624 --> 00:59:47,543
Yeah. But I'm not changing my shoes.

941
00:59:47,626 --> 00:59:49,086
Mm.

942
00:59:52,047 --> 00:59:53,590
[sighs]

943
00:59:56,218 --> 00:59:58,095
Take care of your mom, Robin.

944
00:59:58,178 --> 01:00:01,265
[♪ Billy Joel plays "Piano Man"]

945
01:00:01,348 --> 01:00:05,019
♪ Sing us a song, you're the piano man ♪

946
01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:08,897
♪ Sing us a song tonight ♪

947
01:00:08,981 --> 01:00:13,277
♪ Well, we're all in the mood
for a melody ♪

948
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:16,196
♪ and you've got us feeling all right ♪♪

949
01:00:32,588 --> 01:00:34,256
[♪ Flogging Molly plays
"If I Ever Leave This World Alive"]

950
01:00:36,091 --> 01:00:38,927
♪ She says I'm okay ♪

951
01:00:39,011 --> 01:00:40,679
♪ I'm all right ♪

952
01:00:40,763 --> 01:00:43,599
♪ Though you have gone ♪

953
01:00:43,682 --> 01:00:44,767
♪ from my life ♪

954
01:00:44,850 --> 01:00:47,102
♪ You said that it would ♪

955
01:00:47,186 --> 01:00:50,022
♪ Now everything should ♪

956
01:00:50,105 --> 01:00:51,774
♪ be all right ♪

957
01:00:54,193 --> 01:00:57,029
♪ She says I'm okay ♪

958
01:00:57,112 --> 01:00:58,781
♪ I'm all right ♪

959
01:00:58,864 --> 01:01:01,700
♪ Though you have gone ♪

960
01:01:01,784 --> 01:01:02,868
♪ from my life ♪

961
01:01:02,951 --> 01:01:05,204
♪ You said that it would ♪

962
01:01:05,287 --> 01:01:08,123
♪ Now everything should ♪

963
01:01:08,207 --> 01:01:09,958
♪ be all right ♪

964
01:01:11,460 --> 01:01:13,170
♪ Yeah, should be all right ♪♪

965
01:01:33,982 --> 01:01:35,984
[exciting music playing]

966
01:02:06,014 --> 01:02:08,016
♪ ♪

967
01:02:33,834 --> 01:02:35,836
♪ ♪

968
01:03:06,033 --> 01:03:07,493
♪ ♪