1 00:01:18,423 --> 00:01:20,796 Fall in love, it's beautiful. 2 00:01:25,555 --> 00:01:30,514 We do it for a good reason. You never feel better. 3 00:01:30,685 --> 00:01:32,476 - Stop. - Stop. 4 00:01:33,229 --> 00:01:34,605 It hurt. 5 00:01:34,773 --> 00:01:37,182 Poor Kate. I'll fix that. 6 00:01:38,026 --> 00:01:40,399 You're ugly. Ugly. 7 00:01:52,248 --> 00:01:55,784 The first love is the strongest. We're not in pain yet. 8 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:59,044 My first love, it was Bobby Norton. 9 00:01:59,214 --> 00:02:04,173 Everything he did was magical. His way of smiling, of speaking. 10 00:02:04,344 --> 00:02:09,967 To walk like my idol, Billy Jack. Bobby was a movie star. 11 00:02:24,489 --> 00:02:25,984 How are you? 12 00:02:26,157 --> 00:02:29,906 Push me less hard, next time. 13 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:36,614 My heart just got bigger. 14 00:02:41,089 --> 00:02:44,956 When I look at you like that, It looks like you only have one eye. 15 00:02:45,135 --> 00:02:46,547 THANKS. 16 00:02:59,357 --> 00:03:02,359 What differentiates man of the woman... 17 00:03:02,527 --> 00:03:06,442 it's the need to tell all the details to everyone. 18 00:03:06,614 --> 00:03:11,657 But if you trust, don't choose Becky Sussman. 19 00:03:20,920 --> 00:03:24,254 - Bobby, are you okay? - How could you do that? 20 00:03:24,424 --> 00:03:25,800 Do what? 21 00:03:25,967 --> 00:03:31,092 You told everyone! My friends make fun of me. 22 00:03:31,264 --> 00:03:33,637 Now it's over. 23 00:03:37,854 --> 00:03:41,852 Bobby. I'll tell your friends that I lied. 24 00:03:43,902 --> 00:03:46,108 You can hit me harder. 25 00:03:47,363 --> 00:03:49,320 Bobby? 26 00:03:49,491 --> 00:03:53,276 Love is a minefield. We take a step, we explode... 27 00:03:53,453 --> 00:03:57,581 we pick up the ends and stupidly, we take another step. 28 00:03:57,749 --> 00:04:03,752 It's human nature. It hurts so much to be alone, we'd rather explode. 29 00:04:48,508 --> 00:04:51,877 The elevator won't arrive any faster, Kate. 30 00:04:52,053 --> 00:04:56,134 No, but like that I feel myself existing. 31 00:04:56,307 --> 00:04:58,881 - Are you playing? - No. For what ? 32 00:04:59,060 --> 00:05:04,351 They say that single women represent 8 times more than brides. 33 00:05:04,524 --> 00:05:08,605 write an article about it, since you're not married. 34 00:05:08,778 --> 00:05:10,688 Maybe so. 35 00:05:10,864 --> 00:05:14,281 But there I'm writing one about bald people... 36 00:05:14,451 --> 00:05:17,571 who can't get hard without Viagra. 37 00:05:47,942 --> 00:05:50,351 - You're late. - I know. 38 00:05:50,528 --> 00:05:53,447 - No time to be late. - For what ? 39 00:05:53,615 --> 00:05:59,369 The antichrist is furious with you. She wants to see you in her office. 40 00:05:59,537 --> 00:06:02,206 - For what ? - I can't say. 41 00:06:06,878 --> 00:06:09,417 - Do you have stretch marks? - Not yet. 42 00:06:09,589 --> 00:06:15,047 I have an article on vitamin E. The accountant has some, but she doesn't give up. 43 00:06:15,220 --> 00:06:17,973 Anyone have stretch marks? 44 00:06:20,141 --> 00:06:21,553 Sit down. 45 00:06:26,439 --> 00:06:29,773 Don't get old, Kate. 46 00:06:29,943 --> 00:06:32,482 Old age is ugly. It's death. 47 00:06:36,324 --> 00:06:38,898 You are fired. Pass me Leo. 48 00:06:39,077 --> 00:06:43,123 You were planning to deliver me your real article after? 49 00:06:43,289 --> 00:06:46,373 You asked me to be personal. 50 00:06:46,543 --> 00:06:50,079 It's a manual for pipe cutters. 51 00:06:50,255 --> 00:06:53,707 - I titled it Su�ons. - Very clever. 52 00:06:53,883 --> 00:06:59,756 “If life sucks you, suck dicks.” But what came over you? 53 00:06:59,931 --> 00:07:04,760 The title is perhaps a little crude. But it's a good subject, right? 54 00:07:04,936 --> 00:07:08,934 I asked you to draw inspiration from your relationships. 55 00:07:09,107 --> 00:07:14,351 I did it. I know more about it in blowjobs than in relationships. 56 00:07:14,529 --> 00:07:17,780 All my relationships were failures. 57 00:07:17,949 --> 00:07:20,702 Your private life, I don't care. 58 00:07:20,869 --> 00:07:26,492 Our readers still have hope. It's Monique Magazine. My name. 59 00:07:26,666 --> 00:07:28,956 It's not The Old Suckers. 60 00:07:29,127 --> 00:07:36,672 What if Mary did the article on relationships, and me about stretch marks? 61 00:07:41,973 --> 00:07:46,932 I'll be frank. I can't allow myself to be fired. 62 00:07:47,103 --> 00:07:51,054 It's the only thing in my life where I did not fail. 63 00:07:51,232 --> 00:07:54,352 I can do this article. I know it. 64 00:07:54,527 --> 00:07:57,611 You can give me 2500 cheerful words for this evening? 65 00:07:57,781 --> 00:07:58,897 Absolutely. 66 00:07:59,074 --> 00:08:03,155 So, I'll give you a reprieve. Now disappear. 67 00:08:11,211 --> 00:08:12,789 Are you fired? 68 00:08:14,506 --> 00:08:15,882 Not yet. 69 00:08:16,841 --> 00:08:21,800 Someone circulated your article on the pipes. Not bad. 70 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:25,012 So, do you use your hands? 71 00:08:39,531 --> 00:08:43,197 Joyful and optimistic notes... 72 00:08:44,285 --> 00:08:47,654 on how to find and keep the perfect man. 73 00:08:56,256 --> 00:08:58,332 We all want to be loved. 74 00:08:58,508 --> 00:09:03,135 Sometimes, it doesn't matter by whom, as long as we feel less alone. 75 00:09:04,180 --> 00:09:06,719 What maintains a relationship? 76 00:09:07,308 --> 00:09:11,555 If I knew it, I wouldn't live alone with my four cats. 77 00:09:18,570 --> 00:09:21,821 You have to settle for little before finding the prince. 78 00:09:21,990 --> 00:09:28,076 Richard Miltner was the worst. But you have to go out sometimes. 79 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:38,084 We were lucky. Corns on the feet of my mother are usually bearable. 80 00:09:38,256 --> 00:09:44,342 Luckily it didn't work well. Obsessive, don’t you think? 81 00:09:45,555 --> 00:09:46,801 What ? 82 00:09:47,682 --> 00:09:51,051 The tables. Rather disturbing. 83 00:09:52,604 --> 00:09:54,099 Do you find it? 84 00:09:54,272 --> 00:09:58,602 If I had a kid, I wouldn't hang that in his room. 85 00:09:59,486 --> 00:10:01,194 Unless I hated him. 86 00:10:01,988 --> 00:10:06,365 My father would have worn one at my house. 87 00:10:06,534 --> 00:10:08,824 He hated me. 88 00:10:08,995 --> 00:10:11,154 My mother hated me too. 89 00:10:11,331 --> 00:10:15,661 At 4 years old, she told me that I was going to die of cancer. 90 00:10:15,835 --> 00:10:21,293 I was depressed, but that made it better: no need to cook for me. 91 00:10:23,009 --> 00:10:26,627 She hated that I ask him to eat. 92 00:10:29,599 --> 00:10:31,924 Do you want a glass of champagne? 93 00:10:32,102 --> 00:10:36,314 - Champagne. Do you want some? - Yes, certainly. 94 00:10:50,745 --> 00:10:52,489 Is it me you're looking for? 95 00:10:55,375 --> 00:10:58,246 I wasn't really looking someone. 96 00:10:59,003 --> 00:11:01,542 Can I talk to you for a minute? 97 00:11:01,715 --> 00:11:03,210 Of course. 98 00:11:04,467 --> 00:11:06,377 Over there, in the corner? 99 00:11:06,553 --> 00:11:07,669 Around here? 100 00:11:07,846 --> 00:11:13,600 I don't like being in the middle. In the corner, there is no one behind you. 101 00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:26,739 - Who is this guy with you? - What type? 102 00:11:26,906 --> 00:11:31,817 - Richard? He is a comic actor. - He looks funny. Your boyfriend? 103 00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:36,657 No. He is 30 years old and he lives with his mother. 104 00:11:36,833 --> 00:11:41,294 - What do you think of the paintings? - It's okay, but a little immature. 105 00:11:41,463 --> 00:11:44,251 What makes you say that? 106 00:11:44,424 --> 00:11:46,334 Look at this one. 107 00:11:48,053 --> 00:11:50,094 What is this supposed to represent? 108 00:11:50,263 --> 00:11:54,973 A woman going out a head cut off from his ass. 109 00:11:55,143 --> 00:11:58,227 And after? What does this teach me? 110 00:11:58,396 --> 00:12:02,892 Maybe that's all. Maybe that shouldn't teach you anything. 111 00:12:03,068 --> 00:12:08,063 The artist must be terrifying, if he paints crusts like that. 112 00:12:08,239 --> 00:12:13,115 Maybe he has a dark side that it is better not to know. 113 00:12:14,954 --> 00:12:17,956 How long did it take you? this one? 114 00:12:22,962 --> 00:12:26,628 There you are. I looked for you everywhere. 115 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:29,837 How nice. Thank you so much. 116 00:12:30,011 --> 00:12:32,135 Richard? Adam Levy. 117 00:12:33,348 --> 00:12:38,806 - You are the artist. - You're the lucky one. 118 00:12:38,978 --> 00:12:43,355 We were just going to talk of our future children. 119 00:12:43,525 --> 00:12:46,859 According to me, you have no future. 120 00:12:47,028 --> 00:12:48,440 Pardon ? 121 00:12:48,613 --> 00:12:54,367 For that, we would have to see it again. But now she's my girlfriend. 122 00:12:55,662 --> 00:13:01,499 As soon as we saw each other, we fell in love at first sight. Not true... 123 00:13:02,502 --> 00:13:05,753 - Right, Kate? - Actually, no. 124 00:13:05,922 --> 00:13:08,710 Is this a joke? 125 00:13:08,883 --> 00:13:12,715 No, but I have one. Two guys walk into a bar. 126 00:13:12,887 --> 00:13:16,885 One is a comic actor 30 year old who lives with his mother. 127 00:13:19,561 --> 00:13:22,314 We can go there, please? 128 00:13:28,069 --> 00:13:31,818 With women like you men go crazy. 129 00:13:31,990 --> 00:13:37,068 Leave alone. Once I was hurt, there is nothing more to do. 130 00:13:39,247 --> 00:13:42,498 It wasn't good. I have gone too far. 131 00:13:42,667 --> 00:13:46,416 It was nasty. You shouldn't have done that. 132 00:13:47,881 --> 00:13:50,254 Okay, where are we going to eat? 133 00:14:03,772 --> 00:14:07,818 You are the greatest woman that I have known. 134 00:14:07,984 --> 00:14:09,360 It's true ? 135 00:14:10,904 --> 00:14:12,814 Can I see your hand? 136 00:14:12,989 --> 00:14:17,616 You have long fingers, like E.T. 137 00:14:17,786 --> 00:14:19,696 Like a tree frog. 138 00:14:22,791 --> 00:14:25,282 Oh my God. What size? 139 00:14:26,544 --> 00:14:27,872 45. 140 00:14:28,046 --> 00:14:30,288 45 girl? 141 00:14:30,465 --> 00:14:33,384 It's an artist's thing to point out the faults? 142 00:14:33,551 --> 00:14:36,671 These are just the artistic choices of God. 143 00:14:36,846 --> 00:14:40,595 So God gave you a disproportionate head. 144 00:14:41,601 --> 00:14:48,814 Do you know where the difference is? You are stupid. I celebrated your body. 145 00:14:48,983 --> 00:14:51,356 Were you celebrating my body? 146 00:14:51,528 --> 00:14:55,656 - I like this phase of the relationship. - What phase? 147 00:14:55,824 --> 00:15:00,201 When it's new. We ask ourselves funny questions. 148 00:15:00,370 --> 00:15:02,197 Me first. 149 00:15:02,372 --> 00:15:05,077 How do you get along with your father? 150 00:15:06,459 --> 00:15:11,798 My father is dead. Run over by a car when I was 6 years old. 151 00:15:11,965 --> 00:15:16,379 - I'm sorry. - I was joking. We get along well. 152 00:15:18,054 --> 00:15:20,213 - Brothers and sisters? - My turn. 153 00:15:20,390 --> 00:15:22,846 No, it's mine. Brothers and sisters? 154 00:15:23,017 --> 00:15:26,719 Three brothers. How many women have you slept with? 155 00:15:26,896 --> 00:15:30,562 - Pardon ? - As if you hadn't counted. How much ? 156 00:15:30,734 --> 00:15:35,230 - How many men have you slept with? - Not that much. Thirteen. 157 00:15:35,405 --> 00:15:36,900 Thirteen ? 158 00:15:37,824 --> 00:15:40,114 Thirteen different guys? 159 00:15:40,952 --> 00:15:43,989 Over all these years, it's not huge. 160 00:15:44,914 --> 00:15:47,535 You don't want to answer? 161 00:15:49,711 --> 00:15:51,419 Two. 162 00:15:53,631 --> 00:15:56,004 Two ? Is that all? 163 00:15:56,176 --> 00:15:59,842 There are some who believe � deep relationships. 164 00:16:00,013 --> 00:16:04,723 Me too. But mine were short. 165 00:16:04,893 --> 00:16:08,013 Excuse me, but she looks like a whore. 166 00:16:10,565 --> 00:16:12,060 Pardon ? 167 00:16:12,233 --> 00:16:15,317 Thirteen ? Good God, don't mess around. 168 00:16:17,197 --> 00:16:20,448 - Were you successful at school? - In your opinion? 169 00:16:21,701 --> 00:16:23,362 I guess not. 170 00:16:23,536 --> 00:16:27,487 There, you're wrong. I was very successful at school. 171 00:16:27,665 --> 00:16:32,576 I drew pretty girls. I made them more beautiful than in real life. 172 00:16:33,463 --> 00:16:36,334 We didn't sleep, but they adored me. 173 00:16:36,508 --> 00:16:41,586 And you ? You must have been successful. The kind of girl to persecute. 174 00:16:42,430 --> 00:16:45,550 No, I had huge rabbit teeth... 175 00:16:45,725 --> 00:16:49,972 and I walked bent to hide that I had no breasts. 176 00:16:50,146 --> 00:16:54,097 And stiff hairs. They called me Horsehead. 177 00:16:54,275 --> 00:16:56,648 - It suits you well. - Do you think so? 178 00:16:57,987 --> 00:17:01,190 What is the longest kiss that you had? 179 00:17:01,366 --> 00:17:02,908 The longest? 180 00:17:03,660 --> 00:17:09,034 Shh! I would be jealous. Make this one longer. 181 00:17:15,839 --> 00:17:20,917 Adam was really different. We became friends straight away. 182 00:17:21,094 --> 00:17:25,140 We compressed each other without saying a word. 183 00:17:25,306 --> 00:17:28,640 It was completely different from my first relationship. 184 00:17:29,811 --> 00:17:35,055 I shouldn't have offered my virginity to my French teacher. 185 00:17:40,613 --> 00:17:44,196 If two people want to be together... 186 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:49,160 it's good to make love together, because they feel good. 187 00:17:49,330 --> 00:17:50,528 What ? 188 00:17:50,707 --> 00:17:52,119 Let's make love. 189 00:17:52,751 --> 00:17:57,046 We will, Mr. Bossard. It's promised. 190 00:17:58,048 --> 00:18:02,710 But tonight, I can't. I'm not ready yet. 191 00:18:02,886 --> 00:18:09,387 Because you feel that we are not made one for the other. It's sad. 192 00:18:09,559 --> 00:18:10,675 What ? 193 00:18:10,852 --> 00:18:13,972 Let's make love. I've been waiting for so long. 194 00:18:15,231 --> 00:18:16,512 Will it hurt? 195 00:18:16,691 --> 00:18:20,689 Don't be afraid. I'm here for you more than me. 196 00:18:21,321 --> 00:18:22,780 What ? 197 00:18:32,332 --> 00:18:34,622 Mr. Bossard... 198 00:18:34,793 --> 00:18:36,917 Are you doing it there? 199 00:18:37,796 --> 00:18:41,379 I can't believe it. It's supposed to hurt. 200 00:18:41,549 --> 00:18:44,337 Maybe it's Because of horse riding. 201 00:18:44,511 --> 00:18:47,548 You are smaller than normal? 202 00:18:50,016 --> 00:18:54,596 My Oedipus phase continued until college. 203 00:18:54,771 --> 00:18:58,022 I was still tender when I met Eric. 204 00:19:05,407 --> 00:19:07,234 - Are you okay? - Are you blind? 205 00:19:07,409 --> 00:19:11,276 Are you crazy? Do you have a problem? A brand new car. 206 00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:13,329 You could have killed me. 207 00:19:13,498 --> 00:19:16,618 I said that I was sorry. 208 00:19:16,793 --> 00:19:18,952 This shirt is worth $500. 209 00:19:19,129 --> 00:19:21,122 I hadn't seen you. 210 00:19:21,297 --> 00:19:25,793 - Did you paint your toes? - Listen, asshole! I didn't see you! 211 00:19:25,969 --> 00:19:32,470 I didn't get up and say to myself: I'm going to beat the shit out of some yuppie bastard. 212 00:19:32,642 --> 00:19:34,801 You know what? Kiss my ass. 213 00:19:34,978 --> 00:19:36,888 Fuck you, you. 214 00:19:40,316 --> 00:19:41,894 There! See? 215 00:19:45,071 --> 00:19:47,112 Stop fighting. 216 00:19:47,282 --> 00:19:50,117 Shut up! Hands behind your back. 217 00:19:50,285 --> 00:19:52,610 You, shut up. Go there. 218 00:19:55,623 --> 00:20:01,330 - We got off to a bad start. - you smashed my car to pieces. 219 00:20:01,504 --> 00:20:06,249 Sorry. Maybe we could start from scratch. 220 00:20:06,426 --> 00:20:10,044 You have plans for tonight, as soon as we are released? 221 00:20:14,476 --> 00:20:17,181 It's here what do writers come from? 222 00:20:20,065 --> 00:20:21,607 What do you write about? 223 00:20:21,775 --> 00:20:25,560 I'm working on a novel between my classes. 224 00:20:25,737 --> 00:20:27,481 A novel? 225 00:20:27,655 --> 00:20:29,814 - About what? - Death. 226 00:20:32,202 --> 00:20:34,408 That looks interesting. 227 00:20:35,872 --> 00:20:37,580 What do you do? 228 00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:41,543 I work with the Big Red-Ass Monkeys. 229 00:20:42,295 --> 00:20:44,537 It's a group. You know, this group... 230 00:20:48,468 --> 00:20:50,259 I make video clips. 231 00:20:50,428 --> 00:20:54,556 Where a naked girl swimming with a chimpanzee? 232 00:20:54,724 --> 00:20:57,097 With a monkey, a big monkey. 233 00:20:57,268 --> 00:21:00,602 Chimpanzees don't have big red ass. 234 00:21:00,772 --> 00:21:03,014 I don't know. Never checked. 235 00:21:11,908 --> 00:21:15,111 You think who can I kiss? 236 00:21:16,204 --> 00:21:19,039 - Maybe later. - When? 237 00:21:19,207 --> 00:21:21,413 In say five seconds. 238 00:21:22,711 --> 00:21:26,460 Five, four, three, two... 239 00:22:19,059 --> 00:22:21,598 I hate when this happens. 240 00:22:23,104 --> 00:22:26,188 Let's drink in our first three weeks. 241 00:22:31,821 --> 00:22:35,155 This is my record in terms of relationships. 242 00:22:35,325 --> 00:22:40,569 Except the one with Mr. Bossard. I told you that... 243 00:22:40,747 --> 00:22:44,745 Does it bother you if we don't talk from your French teacher? 244 00:22:44,876 --> 00:22:46,252 GOOD. 245 00:22:47,545 --> 00:22:52,705 - And you, your last relationship? - My God, what else? 246 00:22:52,884 --> 00:22:57,012 - How long did it last? - Five years of misery. 247 00:22:57,180 --> 00:22:59,422 What did you have in common? 248 00:23:00,558 --> 00:23:02,266 Nothing. 249 00:23:02,435 --> 00:23:04,476 And we, what do we have in common? 250 00:23:04,646 --> 00:23:08,015 - Lots of things. - What, for example? 251 00:23:10,819 --> 00:23:18,068 How many people do you know Who can have sex in public? 252 00:23:18,243 --> 00:23:20,236 All the guys I've ever known. 253 00:23:22,455 --> 00:23:25,824 You know what day it is, no? 254 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,456 Sunday morning. It's my turn. 255 00:23:30,046 --> 00:23:32,336 I thought it was mine. 256 00:23:32,507 --> 00:23:34,880 No. It's my turn. 257 00:23:39,013 --> 00:23:44,517 This game is stupid. It's not spontaneous if it is programmed. 258 00:23:44,686 --> 00:23:50,144 This is false. Scheduled spontaneity is the key to lasting love. 259 00:23:52,819 --> 00:23:54,397 Don't look so happy. 260 00:23:55,613 --> 00:23:57,357 I love Sundays. 261 00:24:00,869 --> 00:24:02,411 Gently. 262 00:24:09,169 --> 00:24:13,297 - I'm not going. - Let them wait. Go on. 263 00:24:14,591 --> 00:24:19,135 - Go open or you'll get nothing. - I can't go. 264 00:24:24,059 --> 00:24:25,518 I'll come back. 265 00:24:31,066 --> 00:24:34,186 Don't lose your concentration, huh? 266 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:36,519 Where are you going? 267 00:24:36,696 --> 00:24:41,110 Now you want it, huh? Don't get that out of your head. 268 00:24:41,284 --> 00:24:42,779 Dad ! 269 00:24:44,704 --> 00:24:48,869 - Guess what I did at Kiddieland. - We're leaving. Come with mom. 270 00:24:49,042 --> 00:24:52,660 It's not what you think. Nell, wait a minute. 271 00:24:54,297 --> 00:24:56,587 Kate, I will explain to you. 272 00:24:57,550 --> 00:25:00,006 Come back. I'll tell you. 273 00:25:00,178 --> 00:25:03,097 - Stop. - But what are you? 274 00:25:03,264 --> 00:25:05,305 I understand what you feel. 275 00:25:05,475 --> 00:25:09,058 You don't understand anything at all. You careerist. 276 00:25:09,229 --> 00:25:13,180 - I'm going to divorce you. - Don't ever touch me again. 277 00:25:13,858 --> 00:25:16,231 -Kate. - Dad. 278 00:25:18,571 --> 00:25:23,482 Even a bad relationship that ends, takes years to recover from. 279 00:25:23,660 --> 00:25:26,614 After a breakup, we take our little baggage. 280 00:25:26,788 --> 00:25:32,328 We hope to win until the next relationship. 281 00:25:32,502 --> 00:25:38,006 Luckily I had little baggage by moving in with Adam. 282 00:25:40,635 --> 00:25:44,716 - Put it in the bedroom. - Why not “Les Entrailles”? 283 00:25:44,889 --> 00:25:49,054 - It will look better in the bathroom. - If you are for the blatant. 284 00:25:49,227 --> 00:25:50,805 As you wish. 285 00:25:54,941 --> 00:25:58,393 - I love you, Horsehead. - Me too. 286 00:25:58,570 --> 00:26:03,992 I love you like I haven't yet never loved anyone in my life. 287 00:26:07,203 --> 00:26:10,323 Where are you going? Kate? 288 00:26:15,086 --> 00:26:16,545 Repeat. 289 00:26:16,713 --> 00:26:21,043 - Why is that? - It was beautiful. You have to immortalize it. 290 00:26:21,217 --> 00:26:25,215 That won't work. It will look forced. And I am... 291 00:26:25,388 --> 00:26:27,594 - Say it. - I love you. 292 00:26:29,476 --> 00:26:32,430 - Horse's Head. - I love you, Horsehead. 293 00:26:32,604 --> 00:26:36,650 I love you too. Now, naked. 294 00:26:36,816 --> 00:26:39,735 Put this thing aside and we will... 295 00:26:40,278 --> 00:26:42,687 - Don't provoke me. - Come on. 296 00:26:42,864 --> 00:26:44,905 - Don't provoke me. - naked. 297 00:26:45,075 --> 00:26:47,696 - Don't provoke me. - Naked, I said. 298 00:27:38,670 --> 00:27:44,792 Once in bed with the person you love, life seems perfect. 299 00:27:47,721 --> 00:27:50,094 It wasn't me. 300 00:27:50,265 --> 00:27:52,140 Stop. Please. 301 00:27:53,935 --> 00:27:57,434 This is the first time that... Your first fart. 302 00:27:57,605 --> 00:28:02,398 - Your first fart. You love me. - Oh, don't blame me. 303 00:28:02,569 --> 00:28:05,190 How cute. You are embarrassed. 304 00:28:05,363 --> 00:28:09,859 No women never farted in front of me. 305 00:29:10,595 --> 00:29:12,007 What ? 306 00:29:12,889 --> 00:29:14,764 Why are you smiling at me like that? 307 00:29:14,933 --> 00:29:19,310 Our first anniversary. You should smile too. 308 00:29:19,479 --> 00:29:21,140 I guess. 309 00:29:22,107 --> 00:29:24,598 Come here. Come on. 310 00:29:26,361 --> 00:29:30,359 Come here. Are we playing the grumpy bunny? 311 00:29:31,825 --> 00:29:36,618 - I'm taking you to a special place. - Where? 312 00:29:36,788 --> 00:29:40,620 It's a surprise. Run me a bath first. 313 00:29:40,792 --> 00:29:45,122 - In the middle of the day? - I feel dirty. I need it. 314 00:29:45,296 --> 00:29:46,874 Forget. 315 00:29:47,048 --> 00:29:52,126 It's our anniversary. Would you like to let me have it? Come on. 316 00:29:52,303 --> 00:29:56,633 You, before we make you move... 317 00:29:59,436 --> 00:30:00,931 Oh, my God. 318 00:30:03,815 --> 00:30:09,189 - What am I going to do with these kittens? - I don't know. A gossip? 319 00:30:10,321 --> 00:30:14,272 What are they doing there? They love you, it seems. 320 00:30:14,451 --> 00:30:19,494 He's Louie and he's Murray. This is Steve and this is Mordecha. 321 00:30:20,707 --> 00:30:24,076 They come from a Chinese restaurant. 322 00:30:24,252 --> 00:30:26,079 Hello, mom. 323 00:30:26,254 --> 00:30:28,378 I'm cute, right? 324 00:30:30,258 --> 00:30:32,583 You're my new mom. 325 00:30:33,887 --> 00:30:38,134 Your 13 other lovers never had you gift of kittens, eh? 326 00:30:38,308 --> 00:30:39,886 I am pregnant. 327 00:30:41,853 --> 00:30:43,977 You're... Is that true? 328 00:30:44,147 --> 00:30:47,765 I did a test and it turned pink. 329 00:30:47,942 --> 00:30:51,394 It's not a plus sign who appears? 330 00:30:51,571 --> 00:30:55,866 I know how to do it and interpret the result. 331 00:30:58,536 --> 00:31:03,412 - We were careful, though. - Not enough, probably. 332 00:31:05,543 --> 00:31:08,960 - We barely know each other. - We know each other. 333 00:31:09,130 --> 00:31:15,845 I don't know if I'm ready to be a mother. I'm too messy. 334 00:31:16,012 --> 00:31:21,849 What about abortion? Have you considered this possibility? 335 00:31:26,606 --> 00:31:31,565 I never would have believed that it would happen to me. I'm lost. 336 00:31:31,736 --> 00:31:33,646 Come on, come on. 337 00:31:33,822 --> 00:31:38,567 Don't worry. For many people, this is a great gift. 338 00:31:39,494 --> 00:31:43,077 - What do you think? - I'll tell you. 339 00:31:43,248 --> 00:31:47,958 Our baby will be the most beautiful little thing never seen in Pampers. 340 00:31:49,921 --> 00:31:51,712 Are you afraid? 341 00:31:51,881 --> 00:31:55,927 To do the most natural thing in the world? 342 00:31:56,094 --> 00:32:02,595 To give birth to a wonderful little genius? No, I'm not afraid. 343 00:32:02,767 --> 00:32:07,512 And if he's not a genius, but a horrible little troll? 344 00:32:07,689 --> 00:32:11,901 We're going to have to pray so that the baby looks like me. 345 00:32:14,237 --> 00:32:17,736 We'll call him Ned, like my grandfather. 346 00:32:17,907 --> 00:32:21,110 - What if it's a girl? - Nedina, then. 347 00:32:21,286 --> 00:32:26,411 This must be changed. Show that you will be a good mother. 348 00:32:27,417 --> 00:32:28,829 My God, my stomach is huge. 349 00:32:30,336 --> 00:32:32,578 He looks like Buddha. 350 00:32:32,756 --> 00:32:35,793 You haven't changed. You are always the same. 351 00:32:35,967 --> 00:32:38,458 I've always had a stomach like that? 352 00:32:38,636 --> 00:32:42,682 It's only been a month. The baby is still very small. 353 00:32:42,849 --> 00:32:47,974 - Soon, you'll look like a car. - You really have a disproportionate head. 354 00:32:48,146 --> 00:32:50,305 Come here, Horsehead. 355 00:32:50,482 --> 00:32:51,894 Come on. 356 00:32:54,736 --> 00:32:56,978 Let's see what's in there. 357 00:32:59,616 --> 00:33:04,196 - Ned wants a uterus with a view. - Ned is not funny. 358 00:33:04,371 --> 00:33:07,907 Ned is just a fetus. You have to forgive him. 359 00:33:10,126 --> 00:33:12,617 And I find you more beautiful than ever. 360 00:33:52,335 --> 00:33:53,961 How are you, my darling? 361 00:34:00,677 --> 00:34:02,338 What's wrong? 362 00:34:06,850 --> 00:34:08,677 I'm bleeding. 363 00:34:09,853 --> 00:34:11,479 There is a problem. 364 00:34:12,856 --> 00:34:15,015 There is a big problem. 365 00:34:15,191 --> 00:34:16,733 Get up. 366 00:34:17,694 --> 00:34:21,740 - Here we go. Where is your dressing gown? - I don't know. 367 00:34:56,441 --> 00:34:59,644 Can we love the same person his whole life? 368 00:34:59,819 --> 00:35:01,563 Of course. Don't you think so? 369 00:35:01,738 --> 00:35:06,234 I don't know. I have never seen a relationship that doesn't break. 370 00:35:06,409 --> 00:35:09,162 And your parents? Together for 35 years. 371 00:35:09,329 --> 00:35:13,873 They live under the same roof, but no longer say “I love you”. 372 00:35:14,042 --> 00:35:15,952 Maybe it's human nature. 373 00:35:16,127 --> 00:35:21,834 Say "I love you", It’s like saying “cheese toast.” 374 00:35:23,051 --> 00:35:24,510 I hope not. 375 00:35:29,849 --> 00:35:31,842 I'll spread cheese on you. 376 00:35:33,186 --> 00:35:35,725 I'll spread cheese on you too. 377 00:35:48,660 --> 00:35:51,911 in the long run it becomes boring. 378 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:53,907 And you too. 379 00:35:54,082 --> 00:35:58,875 If everything must be perfect, do not start a relationship. 380 00:35:59,045 --> 00:36:03,874 Have you seen the little old lady? She looked sad and lonely, right? 381 00:36:04,050 --> 00:36:07,502 I didn't see it well. I need shoes. 382 00:36:07,679 --> 00:36:09,755 Her eyes were so empty. 383 00:36:09,931 --> 00:36:13,430 All old people have that. Especially women. 384 00:36:13,601 --> 00:36:15,013 Are we going here? 385 00:36:15,186 --> 00:36:18,188 How is that, “especially women”? 386 00:36:18,356 --> 00:36:20,930 They age less well. 387 00:36:21,109 --> 00:36:24,894 - How is that? - Do you see any 50 year olds with a young guy? 388 00:36:25,071 --> 00:36:28,607 It's a prejudice, It's not based on the facts. 389 00:36:28,783 --> 00:36:32,911 Who is better? Sean Connery or Shelley Winters? 390 00:36:33,079 --> 00:36:36,330 It's nature. Man has thicker skin. 391 00:36:36,499 --> 00:36:39,750 You are a woman and you're afraid of getting old. 392 00:36:39,919 --> 00:36:44,380 The men look at the young people. It freaks you out. 393 00:36:44,549 --> 00:36:46,590 You will be bald. 394 00:36:49,429 --> 00:36:52,597 I'm the one who has the keys. Where are you going? 395 00:37:03,151 --> 00:37:08,490 - I chose. What do you have? - It's about topless ninjas. 396 00:37:08,656 --> 00:37:14,327 Let's take just one. We're going anyway forget to bring them back. 397 00:37:14,496 --> 00:37:17,699 - Which one do you want to take? - Nosferatu. 398 00:37:17,874 --> 00:37:20,543 You've seen it 50 times and every time you get depressed. 399 00:37:20,710 --> 00:37:23,997 I like that. It makes me deep and introspective. 400 00:37:24,172 --> 00:37:26,877 Do you want the summary? You might like it. 401 00:37:27,050 --> 00:37:31,096 'Topless ninjas infiltrate the mafia, invade Little Italy... 402 00:37:31,262 --> 00:37:34,299 and attack � Don Guide Mantucci. 403 00:37:34,474 --> 00:37:36,716 That looks awesome. 404 00:37:36,893 --> 00:37:39,135 Why are you bringing this? 405 00:37:39,312 --> 00:37:44,105 I don't like reading subtitles and black and white films. 406 00:37:44,275 --> 00:37:48,107 We can't go to a video club without arguing? 407 00:37:48,279 --> 00:37:50,272 You have shitty tastes. 408 00:37:50,448 --> 00:37:53,782 You don't appreciate German Expressionism. 409 00:37:53,952 --> 00:37:58,366 I adore. But not the way which you are looking at. 410 00:37:58,540 --> 00:38:02,668 You become completely obsessed by death. 411 00:38:02,836 --> 00:38:07,961 You watch your film, I watch mine. We each report them separately. 412 00:38:11,970 --> 00:38:16,217 It's his birthday. There is one that is free. 413 00:38:16,975 --> 00:38:21,934 Love. The most important element to maintain a relationship. 414 00:38:22,105 --> 00:38:26,601 Enjoy each intimate moment that you spend in bed. 415 00:38:26,776 --> 00:38:32,234 We haven't made love since long time. It's been three weeks. 416 00:38:34,034 --> 00:38:38,115 - You don't even listen to me. - No, I didn't listen. 417 00:38:38,288 --> 00:38:41,325 We didn't make love anymore for 3 weeks. 418 00:38:41,499 --> 00:38:44,951 Maybe because you do your nails to bed. 419 00:38:46,629 --> 00:38:50,675 - What is the real reason? - I don't know. 420 00:38:52,385 --> 00:38:54,093 Do you want to make love? 421 00:38:55,430 --> 00:38:57,803 No. And you ? 422 00:39:01,352 --> 00:39:04,639 - Do we have a problem? - I don't know. 423 00:39:05,565 --> 00:39:10,227 - Maybe we should force ourselves. - Mutual rape? 424 00:39:10,403 --> 00:39:13,322 Maybe that will excite us. 425 00:39:24,501 --> 00:39:26,791 - I'm sleepy. - Me too. 426 00:39:34,552 --> 00:39:37,173 - I love you. - Me too. 427 00:39:42,018 --> 00:39:45,601 Stop. You know that it annoys me. 428 00:39:50,151 --> 00:39:51,859 Stop, I said! 429 00:39:57,951 --> 00:40:02,281 If you do it again, I scream. 430 00:40:13,591 --> 00:40:17,506 - I think it's over. - What is finished? 431 00:40:18,221 --> 00:40:23,216 - I think it's over between us. - What are you saying? 432 00:40:23,393 --> 00:40:26,146 I need to separate. 433 00:40:28,815 --> 00:40:30,523 What did you say? 434 00:40:30,692 --> 00:40:35,735 - That we should separate. - No, you needed it. 435 00:40:35,905 --> 00:40:38,029 - What does that change? - All. 436 00:40:38,199 --> 00:40:44,653 “We” implies reciprocity. There, you're the one breaking up, right? 437 00:40:44,831 --> 00:40:47,868 I don't know. Yes, I suppose. 438 00:40:49,961 --> 00:40:52,120 Do you have anyone else? 439 00:40:54,007 --> 00:40:59,346 No, that's not it. I have the impression that we become an old married couple. 440 00:41:00,513 --> 00:41:02,838 It's because of the 13 guys, huh? 441 00:41:03,016 --> 00:41:09,185 You are obsessed with my past. Now you want to catch up. 442 00:41:09,355 --> 00:41:15,393 No, I passed the threshold. That's not it, the problem, I assure you. 443 00:41:16,488 --> 00:41:18,529 Why now, then? 444 00:41:18,698 --> 00:41:22,150 I don't know. I have never been single. 445 00:41:22,327 --> 00:41:27,998 I've always moved on from a relationship to the other. I have never been alone. 446 00:41:28,166 --> 00:41:31,915 Do you realize what you're saying? What does that mean? 447 00:41:32,087 --> 00:41:33,748 What is that? 448 00:41:33,922 --> 00:41:38,667 That means it's over. And when it's over, it's over. 449 00:41:39,719 --> 00:41:41,760 Yes, I suppose. 450 00:41:41,930 --> 00:41:45,679 But we can always stay friends. 451 00:41:45,850 --> 00:41:47,594 Who said anything about staying friends? 452 00:41:47,769 --> 00:41:50,142 We love each other. I don't want to lose you. 453 00:41:50,313 --> 00:41:54,478 When you are on your 13th, I won't be there to wait for you. 454 00:41:54,651 --> 00:41:58,317 Stop, that's not it. It doesn't work anymore between us. 455 00:41:58,488 --> 00:42:01,109 - You're not happy, are you? - No. 456 00:42:01,282 --> 00:42:04,651 - Me neither. - That's it. I am unhappy. 457 00:42:04,828 --> 00:42:09,787 Stop, will you? You take away my dirty laundry. 458 00:42:14,546 --> 00:42:18,129 I feel good. No, extremely good. 459 00:42:18,299 --> 00:42:19,497 Come back to bed. 460 00:42:19,676 --> 00:42:23,461 I am free of enormous weight. 461 00:42:23,638 --> 00:42:26,806 - It can't wait? - I'm breathing, I think. 462 00:42:26,975 --> 00:42:32,266 Life suddenly becomes clear. Not possible! I'm happy. 463 00:42:32,439 --> 00:42:38,477 Thinking back on my relationship, I see a plant that hasn’t been watered. 464 00:42:38,653 --> 00:42:44,490 A beautiful, succulent green plant become a poor withered stem. 465 00:42:52,250 --> 00:42:57,494 Parting is like dying Slowly, abandoned by everyone. 466 00:42:57,672 --> 00:43:00,081 We must therefore take care... 467 00:43:00,258 --> 00:43:04,173 by doing things that doesn't depress you. 468 00:43:27,035 --> 00:43:29,408 Damn! Name of God. Kate! 469 00:43:29,579 --> 00:43:34,040 I can't believe it. We have only just separated. 470 00:43:34,209 --> 00:43:35,288 Who is it? 471 00:43:35,460 --> 00:43:40,253 My friend Kate. Let me introduce you to my friend Prune. 472 00:43:40,423 --> 00:43:44,041 This must be the one that you just left. 473 00:43:44,219 --> 00:43:48,596 And she, the one you start to fuck. 474 00:43:57,065 --> 00:43:58,560 Wait. 475 00:43:58,733 --> 00:44:01,142 Plum ? Oh my God ! 476 00:44:01,319 --> 00:44:05,317 - What is that thing on your chin? - Speak lower. 477 00:44:05,490 --> 00:44:11,528 You come to see my favorite film with someone named Prune. What nerve! 478 00:44:11,705 --> 00:44:13,200 Can I call you? 479 00:44:14,958 --> 00:44:18,494 I'm going to mourn. Afterwards, I will call you. 480 00:44:18,670 --> 00:44:20,545 It can last for days. 481 00:44:21,798 --> 00:44:24,289 Well, let's see... 482 00:44:26,094 --> 00:44:28,051 It's awful. 483 00:44:28,221 --> 00:44:31,472 There you go. Kate, what do you say to that? 484 00:44:31,641 --> 00:44:34,262 I would look of a dirty whore. 485 00:44:34,436 --> 00:44:37,935 I want to be alluring. Like a camera model. 486 00:44:38,106 --> 00:44:42,436 - It's just a birthday party. - Adam will be there. 487 00:44:42,610 --> 00:44:45,398 - Still not forgotten? - Yes, of course. 488 00:44:45,572 --> 00:44:50,033 He will have to die of jealousy seeing me with Jerome Davies. 489 00:44:50,201 --> 00:44:52,574 Jerome Davies? Wait a bit. 490 00:44:52,746 --> 00:44:56,744 This perverted basketball player Who is obsessed with your butt? 491 00:44:57,459 --> 00:44:58,954 It's true ? 492 00:44:59,127 --> 00:45:00,835 You have a wonderful ass. 493 00:45:01,004 --> 00:45:05,465 You're tall, but your ass is small and compact, well in harmony. 494 00:45:05,633 --> 00:45:11,802 If we put it on your girlfriend here, it would seem huge. 495 00:45:13,183 --> 00:45:14,891 Okay, I'm leaving. 496 00:45:22,692 --> 00:45:24,187 Oh my God. 497 00:46:32,178 --> 00:46:34,005 I thought well that it was you. 498 00:46:36,558 --> 00:46:40,604 I didn't know that Sam invited you. 499 00:46:40,770 --> 00:46:44,021 - It's Mary. - Mary, of course. 500 00:46:44,190 --> 00:46:48,817 I was like, this is great... It's nice to see you again. 501 00:46:50,447 --> 00:46:53,615 It's been a long time. I missed you. 502 00:46:53,783 --> 00:46:55,776 Yes, it's been a while. 503 00:46:59,956 --> 00:47:04,203 - My name is Adam. - What's happening, Ad? Jerome. 504 00:47:04,377 --> 00:47:07,580 It's not Ad, it's Adam. I didn't say: "That's good, Jet?" 505 00:47:07,756 --> 00:47:12,383 - Can I call you tomorrow? - Don't complicate things, man. 506 00:47:12,552 --> 00:47:14,011 I'll call you tomorrow. 507 00:47:14,179 --> 00:47:16,303 On my phone or on my beep. 508 00:47:18,892 --> 00:47:21,217 - That's it, call me? - I promise. 509 00:47:21,394 --> 00:47:27,315 Don't hide your number. That way I'll know it's you. 510 00:47:41,331 --> 00:47:44,997 It was weird yesterday. It was a bit strange. 511 00:47:47,128 --> 00:47:49,287 - Are you in love? - And you ? 512 00:47:49,464 --> 00:47:52,715 - How is that? - You kept kissing your Lolita. 513 00:47:52,884 --> 00:47:58,673 And your Michael Jordan, he was sucking out your tonsils. Where do you get it from? 514 00:47:58,848 --> 00:48:05,385 - We're not going to dwell on it. - You started it. 515 00:48:07,649 --> 00:48:10,270 - What a jerk. - And she, what a bitch. 516 00:48:10,443 --> 00:48:12,934 A bitch? She plays the harp. 517 00:48:13,113 --> 00:48:15,652 A learned chick, then. 518 00:48:15,824 --> 00:48:17,948 Me, I don't go out with asparagus. 519 00:48:19,619 --> 00:48:22,573 - You're jealous. - I'm not jealous. Stop. 520 00:48:22,747 --> 00:48:27,208 I don't like him. I'll probably never see her again. 521 00:48:31,131 --> 00:48:33,290 I was waiting for you across the street. 522 00:48:33,466 --> 00:48:35,459 We said noon, right? 523 00:48:35,635 --> 00:48:39,847 I finished early. I bought some lingerie. 524 00:48:41,349 --> 00:48:43,639 - My name is Savannah. -Kate. 525 00:48:43,810 --> 00:48:47,013 I know. Adam told me everything last night. 526 00:48:47,188 --> 00:48:52,610 Why don't you go back and wait for me at the café? I'll be there at noon. 527 00:48:52,777 --> 00:48:55,268 And command me a moccacino. 528 00:48:55,447 --> 00:48:58,282 I'll leave you. Nice to meet you, Cynthia. 529 00:48:58,450 --> 00:48:59,648 It's Kate. 530 00:49:00,243 --> 00:49:01,785 Yes, of course. 531 00:49:14,591 --> 00:49:16,133 Noon. 532 00:49:18,344 --> 00:49:21,962 - It wasn't cool. It was horrible. - I know. 533 00:49:22,140 --> 00:49:26,268 You'll have to get used to it. Now I have to go throw up. 534 00:49:26,436 --> 00:49:29,271 I miss you so much. 535 00:49:29,439 --> 00:49:31,930 You are my best friend. 536 00:49:33,485 --> 00:49:36,819 I feel abnormal, now. 537 00:49:36,988 --> 00:49:41,733 I hope it will pass with time. 538 00:49:41,910 --> 00:49:46,905 I promise you. We must free ourselves feelings we had. 539 00:49:47,749 --> 00:49:49,375 Perfect. 540 00:49:56,257 --> 00:49:59,626 This Jerome... Was he well mounted? 541 00:50:01,888 --> 00:50:05,340 I ask this as a friend. Is it bad? 542 00:50:05,517 --> 00:50:10,346 He had it very big or just big take me home? 543 00:50:12,273 --> 00:50:16,105 Like “damn, I can’t believe it”? Big like that? 544 00:50:26,246 --> 00:50:31,704 In the quest for love, sex is the ideal way to erase the past. 545 00:50:54,733 --> 00:50:59,194 - Promise me not to leave me. - I promise you. 546 00:51:13,126 --> 00:51:14,585 What are you doing ? 547 00:51:16,629 --> 00:51:18,124 What are you doing ? 548 00:51:25,138 --> 00:51:26,466 Great. 549 00:51:26,639 --> 00:51:29,723 My sexual relations now, it's with you. 550 00:51:42,572 --> 00:51:46,784 Being alone is hard. But also liberating. 551 00:51:46,951 --> 00:51:52,989 After my breakup, I went everywhere to forget my loneliness. 552 00:51:53,166 --> 00:52:01,293 I'm looking for a prank gift for a friend. Something dirty? 553 00:52:01,466 --> 00:52:06,425 You mean dirty hard or ordinary porn? 554 00:52:06,596 --> 00:52:08,637 Regular porn, please. 555 00:52:09,599 --> 00:52:12,090 - Third ray. - THANKS. 556 00:52:29,869 --> 00:52:31,660 It's an anal stimulator. 557 00:52:32,997 --> 00:52:37,292 Some guys get into it in the baba. 558 00:52:37,460 --> 00:52:39,335 Great. THANKS. 559 00:52:46,636 --> 00:52:51,512 What does a nice girl do? like you at Earl's Pornorama? 560 00:52:51,683 --> 00:52:57,639 Buy a gift. No chatting with guys in raincoats. 561 00:52:57,814 --> 00:53:00,056 Why are you so nervous? 562 00:53:00,608 --> 00:53:02,933 Do you feel attracted to me? 563 00:53:03,111 --> 00:53:05,021 What arrogance. 564 00:53:05,780 --> 00:53:11,368 I'm uncomfortable because I pick up dildos with a guy... 565 00:53:13,413 --> 00:53:19,167 - Do I know you? - It's possible. 566 00:53:22,714 --> 00:53:27,792 You don't act in these movies with topless ninja girls? 567 00:53:27,969 --> 00:53:31,836 I've done other things since. That was at the beginning. 568 00:53:34,976 --> 00:53:37,895 - My name is Joey Santino. - I know. 569 00:53:38,063 --> 00:53:42,275 My ex-boyfriend forced me to watch all your movies. 570 00:53:42,442 --> 00:53:43,937 Did he force you? 571 00:53:45,070 --> 00:53:46,778 He admires you. 572 00:53:48,156 --> 00:53:51,739 More after that we will have fallen in love. 573 00:53:51,910 --> 00:53:53,867 I don't go out with actors. 574 00:54:30,573 --> 00:54:34,322 Joey wasn't very smart. But I loved his innocence. 575 00:54:34,494 --> 00:54:39,738 I was in my non-judgmental phase and I didn't want to reject it too quickly. 576 00:54:39,916 --> 00:54:44,044 - I love you. - We've only known each other since 2 p.m. 577 00:54:44,212 --> 00:54:49,041 I loved you from the first hour, but I waited until 1 p.m. to say it. 578 00:54:49,217 --> 00:54:53,797 You think you love me because we made love non-stop. 579 00:54:55,348 --> 00:54:57,839 How can you be so cynical? 580 00:54:58,017 --> 00:55:03,854 I feel so good. You are the best thing that happened to me. 581 00:55:04,023 --> 00:55:06,562 That's why I don't go out with actors. 582 00:55:06,735 --> 00:55:09,309 And you don't have to tell me “I love you” back. 583 00:55:09,487 --> 00:55:14,149 I just want you to know what I feel. That's all. 584 00:55:16,286 --> 00:55:22,787 Unless you want to. I will stop you not tell me you love me. 585 00:55:36,848 --> 00:55:38,723 I like you a lot. 586 00:55:42,854 --> 00:55:44,349 All right. 587 00:55:52,363 --> 00:55:53,989 - Come on. - It's me. 588 00:55:54,157 --> 00:55:56,032 Hey Adam, how are you? 589 00:55:56,201 --> 00:55:59,986 Not great. Two weeks without seeing you. See you tomorrow? 590 00:56:00,163 --> 00:56:03,331 That's nice, but I can't. I'm going out. 591 00:56:03,500 --> 00:56:08,245 - And Friday? Shall we make a movie? - No, I'm spending the weekend in Malibu. 592 00:56:08,421 --> 00:56:11,790 - What's in Malibu? - A large beach. 593 00:56:11,966 --> 00:56:16,131 Yes, I saw that in a travel guide. Who are you going with? 594 00:56:16,304 --> 00:56:20,681 Just a guy, you don't know him. He has a house there. 595 00:56:20,850 --> 00:56:23,970 - Do you like it? - Why all these questions? 596 00:56:24,145 --> 00:56:26,980 I want to know please, that's all. 597 00:56:27,148 --> 00:56:29,058 Yes, I like him. 598 00:56:30,318 --> 00:56:34,067 - A lot ? - Yes, he’s nice. 599 00:56:38,326 --> 00:56:39,821 Do you like it? 600 00:56:39,994 --> 00:56:45,498 I think so. We see each other almost every day. 601 00:56:45,667 --> 00:56:47,458 So much the better. 602 00:56:47,627 --> 00:56:51,874 I have to leave you. I have a meeting with an actress. 603 00:56:53,133 --> 00:56:55,257 I'll call you when I get back. 604 00:56:55,427 --> 00:56:56,969 Yes, great. 605 00:57:18,742 --> 00:57:19,821 I can't do it. 606 00:57:19,993 --> 00:57:24,573 - I can't stand it. - Come on, come in. 607 00:57:24,748 --> 00:57:31,202 I thought I was cured of you. Oh my God. It's awful. 608 00:57:31,421 --> 00:57:34,505 Please, Don't go to Malibu. 609 00:57:34,674 --> 00:57:36,916 Are you crazy? You're kidding, right? 610 00:57:37,093 --> 00:57:40,759 - No not at all. - What then? 611 00:57:40,930 --> 00:57:45,058 You're always going out. This is my first thing... 612 00:57:45,226 --> 00:57:48,595 I was wrong. I was stupid, I was stupid. 613 00:57:48,772 --> 00:57:51,311 I ignored my feelings for you. 614 00:57:51,483 --> 00:57:54,057 - And your date with the actress? - Canceled. 615 00:57:54,235 --> 00:57:56,359 You shouldn't have. Joey is coming. 616 00:57:56,529 --> 00:58:00,859 Joey? Joey? How can you date a Joey? 617 00:58:01,034 --> 00:58:05,530 Let's get back together. I love you. Let's make babies. 618 00:58:05,705 --> 00:58:10,285 Stop acting stupid. Go home and relax. 619 00:58:10,460 --> 00:58:12,951 Go on your date, you'll be fine. You unlock. 620 00:58:13,129 --> 00:58:15,834 Can you tell me just one thing? 621 00:58:16,007 --> 00:58:18,712 What's his last name? 622 00:58:18,885 --> 00:58:21,839 Just tell me his last name. 623 00:58:22,013 --> 00:58:23,294 Santino. 624 00:58:23,473 --> 00:58:25,846 Santino, great. Joey... 625 00:58:29,854 --> 00:58:32,096 Joey Santino, the actor? 626 00:58:32,273 --> 00:58:35,690 Topless ninjas? But you hate him. 627 00:58:35,860 --> 00:58:40,736 In reality, he's a good actor. You haven't seen his latest films. 628 00:58:40,907 --> 00:58:44,609 How are his latest films? Ah, the bastard! 629 00:58:46,079 --> 00:58:49,330 You're kidding me! How can you... 630 00:58:49,499 --> 00:58:51,290 Adam, go away. 631 00:58:51,459 --> 00:58:55,457 - Fall in love! - Stop these hypocrisies. 632 00:58:55,630 --> 00:58:59,462 I'm a guy. I'm fucking! I don't fall in love. 633 00:58:59,634 --> 00:59:04,048 - You maybe not. - Do you think that Mr. Italian... 634 00:59:04,222 --> 00:59:07,057 He fucks you, so he loves you? I doubt it. 635 00:59:07,225 --> 00:59:08,257 Never mind. 636 00:59:08,435 --> 00:59:10,891 I'm leaving, holy shit! 637 00:59:12,439 --> 00:59:14,480 And don't call me! 638 00:59:51,561 --> 00:59:53,602 It's you, Miss Kate Wells? 639 00:59:53,772 --> 00:59:57,023 I have a message from by Adam Levy. 640 00:59:58,318 --> 01:00:01,936 Even if we are only Friends 641 01:00:02,113 --> 01:00:06,527 I don't like these other idiots, It's you my darling 642 01:00:07,535 --> 01:00:11,367 Don't go out with this bewildered guy, This bewildered, this bewildered 643 01:00:11,539 --> 01:00:18,159 otherwise I'll cry in my bed. It's you my darling 644 01:00:22,300 --> 01:00:28,173 Mr. Levy wishes to give you this autographed photo of himself... 645 01:00:28,348 --> 01:00:31,516 as well as... wait, it gets tough... 646 01:00:32,268 --> 01:00:34,724 - this cheese toast. - THANKS. 647 01:00:52,539 --> 01:00:55,956 - Did the dwarf sing? - In your opinion? 648 01:00:56,960 --> 01:01:00,875 You put my photo with those of other types? 649 01:01:01,047 --> 01:01:05,958 I received your toast and your photo. Will you stop harassing me? 650 01:01:06,136 --> 01:01:10,763 Come on. Tackle him. We're going to cuddle and kiss. 651 01:01:10,932 --> 01:01:13,138 Stay in bed all day. 652 01:01:13,852 --> 01:01:15,228 What are you wearing? 653 01:01:23,403 --> 01:01:25,562 It's wonderful here. 654 01:01:33,246 --> 01:01:34,990 Are you talking to me? 655 01:01:38,543 --> 01:01:40,287 Are you talking to me? 656 01:01:41,588 --> 01:01:45,087 It's just me here. Are you talking to me? 657 01:01:46,176 --> 01:01:49,178 who do you think you're talking to, what the hell? 658 01:01:50,847 --> 01:01:52,555 De Niro. 659 01:01:52,724 --> 01:01:55,975 De Niro is the best. I love it. 660 01:01:56,144 --> 01:01:57,520 De Niro. 661 01:01:58,146 --> 01:02:00,139 Yes, he's a good actor. 662 01:02:02,817 --> 01:02:04,359 Good ? 663 01:02:06,488 --> 01:02:09,656 It's by Robert De Niro let's talk. 664 01:02:11,993 --> 01:02:13,405 Well... Come on, please. 665 01:02:14,662 --> 01:02:20,950 Jam toasts are good. Asparagus. De Niro... 666 01:02:21,127 --> 01:02:23,417 Take for example Red Nerves. 667 01:02:26,508 --> 01:02:31,668 Lawyer... Show yourself, wherever you are. 668 01:02:32,514 --> 01:02:37,094 I know you, you piece of trash. I'm better than all of you. 669 01:02:37,268 --> 01:02:42,227 I learn better than you, I read better, I think better... 670 01:02:42,399 --> 01:02:47,903 and I philosophize better than you. And I will live longer than you. 671 01:02:50,490 --> 01:02:51,818 It's good, huh? 672 01:02:51,991 --> 01:02:57,116 And in Raging Bull, the greatest performance of all time. 673 01:03:02,377 --> 01:03:03,789 How are you? 674 01:03:04,963 --> 01:03:07,502 I have my first aid certificate. 675 01:03:09,884 --> 01:03:12,008 - Do you want to destroy my relationship? - Your nose is so beautiful. 676 01:03:12,178 --> 01:03:15,880 - What trip are you on? - Can I kiss him? 677 01:03:16,057 --> 01:03:17,338 Your nose... 678 01:03:17,517 --> 01:03:21,053 Stop ruining my life. I have someone else. 679 01:03:21,229 --> 01:03:24,681 - Do you want to marry me? - Are you listening to me? 680 01:03:24,858 --> 01:03:28,524 I understand. I broke up with you out of inexperience. 681 01:03:28,695 --> 01:03:32,741 It was my 3rd relationship. I didn't know it was the right one. 682 01:03:32,907 --> 01:03:38,032 It was easier for you. I was your 14th, you my 3rd. 683 01:03:38,204 --> 01:03:42,914 Marry me. I was stupid. I can't live with this error. 684 01:03:43,084 --> 01:03:47,379 You have a timing problem. You wait until I have another... 685 01:03:47,547 --> 01:03:50,631 and suddenly you ask me to marry you. 686 01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:51,998 I'm going to change. 687 01:03:52,177 --> 01:03:55,676 We're going to sign a contract. I will change everything. 688 01:03:55,847 --> 01:03:58,801 The death penalty. I will be against it, like you. 689 01:03:58,975 --> 01:04:02,807 - We're going to demonstrate. - I don't want you to change. 690 01:04:02,979 --> 01:04:08,139 I won't change. You know what? We are going to travel by plane. 691 01:04:08,318 --> 01:04:12,779 I will overcome my fear of flying and we will go wherever you want. 692 01:04:12,947 --> 01:04:15,521 Adam, stop. Immediately. 693 01:04:18,244 --> 01:04:23,404 Let me ask you seriously, no joke: 694 01:04:26,127 --> 01:04:27,871 Do you want to marry me? 695 01:04:31,132 --> 01:04:32,508 No. 696 01:04:36,304 --> 01:04:42,556 I won't harass you anymore, then. If you're happy, I'm happy. 697 01:04:42,727 --> 01:04:46,429 I made you unhappy and I regret it. 698 01:04:46,606 --> 01:04:49,857 - But I want you to know one thing. - What ? 699 01:04:51,027 --> 01:04:56,366 I can't stay your friend. I'm too weak for that. 700 01:04:57,617 --> 01:04:59,574 I can't even to be with you. 701 01:04:59,744 --> 01:05:03,825 You're like a delicious sandwich with ham... 702 01:05:03,998 --> 01:05:08,245 that I want to devour, but my lips are sealed. 703 01:05:08,420 --> 01:05:11,919 - Nice analogy. - You know what I mean. 704 01:05:22,225 --> 01:05:23,969 Be happy. 705 01:05:24,144 --> 01:05:27,810 Don't say that. You know we'll see each other again. 706 01:05:42,996 --> 01:05:47,243 Affection, is it love? No. But it looks like it. 707 01:05:47,417 --> 01:05:51,582 Chemical activity of the brain transforms his words into poetry. 708 01:05:51,755 --> 01:05:55,338 You know what I was doing with my little brother? 709 01:05:55,508 --> 01:05:59,922 To punish him, I put dog poop under his pillow. 710 01:06:00,096 --> 01:06:05,221 "We're playing hide and seek. Put your head below and count to 20." 711 01:06:05,393 --> 01:06:09,723 It was already at 10 before he realizes it. 712 01:06:09,898 --> 01:06:11,891 It was really stupid. 713 01:06:12,067 --> 01:06:16,777 Jimmy? No, he's the smartest. He is a lawyer. 714 01:06:24,871 --> 01:06:26,497 Do you remember? 715 01:06:28,917 --> 01:06:33,378 A relationship based on sex ends when sex loses its spice. 716 01:06:33,546 --> 01:06:38,541 To go beyond, you have to connect On a deeper level. 717 01:06:38,718 --> 01:06:41,387 I brought cheese toasties. 718 01:06:41,554 --> 01:06:43,180 THANKS. 719 01:06:47,143 --> 01:06:51,770 You believe that passion can last forever? 720 01:06:51,940 --> 01:06:56,851 As long as we maintain the relationship and we don't gain weight. 721 01:06:57,737 --> 01:07:03,159 I wonder if this is really natural. I wish it were possible. 722 01:07:03,326 --> 01:07:07,621 With time, it's as if the other no longer exists. 723 01:07:07,789 --> 01:07:13,080 After years, saying "I love you" or “cheese toast” it’s the same. 724 01:07:13,253 --> 01:07:16,955 You know that Robert De Niro can't stand milk? 725 01:07:23,763 --> 01:07:27,014 As soon as the chemistry of affection stopped acting... 726 01:07:27,183 --> 01:07:30,801 I started going out of my non-judgmental phase. 727 01:07:31,855 --> 01:07:36,684 Joey and I had to have a real discussion. 728 01:07:38,570 --> 01:07:40,112 I'm going to die. 729 01:07:42,157 --> 01:07:43,865 Are you listening to me? 730 01:07:45,535 --> 01:07:48,323 - I'm going to die. - When ? 731 01:07:49,748 --> 01:07:51,374 A day. 732 01:07:53,334 --> 01:07:56,917 We're all going to die. Watch the movie. 733 01:07:57,088 --> 01:08:01,335 - That doesn't bother you? - I don't think about that stuff. 734 01:08:01,509 --> 01:08:03,170 Why not ? 735 01:08:03,344 --> 01:08:08,137 - We're in the middle of a movie. - That's why I'm thinking about it. 736 01:08:08,308 --> 01:08:13,303 All these stares in the dark freak me out. Don't you understand? 737 01:08:13,480 --> 01:08:18,060 Why would I understand? I don't want to understand. 738 01:08:18,234 --> 01:08:24,071 Two people together must understand each other. We don't understand each other. 739 01:08:26,117 --> 01:08:28,608 But what are you talking about? 740 01:08:28,787 --> 01:08:32,405 Do you know my problem? I am a floating cork. 741 01:08:32,582 --> 01:08:36,877 Like a corpse on a river, hitting the logs. 742 01:08:37,045 --> 01:08:40,830 I don't choose my path. I go for it, like you. 743 01:08:41,007 --> 01:08:43,380 I meet you in a sex shop, we fuck... 744 01:08:43,551 --> 01:08:47,383 and we start a relationship. I don't think... 745 01:08:47,555 --> 01:08:52,929 Is that who I am? A trunk you hit in a sex shop? 746 01:08:53,103 --> 01:08:57,268 - You wear Ray-Bans to the movies. - It's by subscription. 747 01:08:57,440 --> 01:09:00,524 It's "prescription", you idiot. 748 01:09:00,693 --> 01:09:05,154 Okay, Ms. Thesaurus. I'm an idiot. I'm breaking. 749 01:09:06,032 --> 01:09:11,276 Hasta la vista, baby Here is a man who no longer lets himself get carried away. 750 01:09:11,454 --> 01:09:14,906 You are all going to die! Think about that. 751 01:09:15,083 --> 01:09:20,291 People won't remember you, because they will all be dead too. 752 01:09:26,094 --> 01:09:30,756 This is Adam. I'm away. Leave a message. 753 01:09:30,932 --> 01:09:35,346 Hi, Adam, it's me. Are you there? 754 01:09:38,523 --> 01:09:40,101 Come on, Kate? 755 01:09:40,275 --> 01:09:44,356 I wanted to call no one else. 756 01:09:45,196 --> 01:09:49,324 Are you okay? What is it, darling? 757 01:09:49,492 --> 01:09:53,573 We broke up. I left Joey. 758 01:09:53,830 --> 01:09:55,954 It's awful. 759 01:09:58,209 --> 01:10:00,618 - I'm a failure. - But no. 760 01:10:00,795 --> 01:10:03,037 Yes. I am a leper of love. 761 01:10:03,882 --> 01:10:07,381 No, you have enormous relational potential. 762 01:10:07,552 --> 01:10:09,711 Everyone can have one. 763 01:10:09,888 --> 01:10:13,590 Are you kidding? You have a timing problem, that's all. 764 01:10:13,767 --> 01:10:17,599 We could be made for each other, but if it's not the time... 765 01:10:18,480 --> 01:10:22,016 This is why normal people are alone. 766 01:10:22,192 --> 01:10:23,818 Normal people? 767 01:10:23,985 --> 01:10:26,773 The crooked are alone since they are twisted... 768 01:10:26,946 --> 01:10:31,573 but we, It's because of bad timing. 769 01:10:31,743 --> 01:10:34,614 When did you discover that? 770 01:10:34,788 --> 01:10:38,655 Since you fell in love and I don't stop... 771 01:10:38,833 --> 01:10:42,618 to ask me if I would still feel normal. 772 01:10:50,762 --> 01:10:52,423 No. Bad timing, Adam. 773 01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:04,431 If at any moment you feel it, warn me. All right ? 774 01:11:07,362 --> 01:11:12,024 Now, are you ready? Okay, take your time. 775 01:11:23,712 --> 01:11:29,051 Love is agony and ecstasy, freedom and imprisonment... 776 01:11:29,217 --> 01:11:31,673 desire and solitude... 777 01:11:33,221 --> 01:11:36,970 This is what remains when life separates us. 778 01:11:38,852 --> 01:11:44,475 So when you have found this perfect man, hang in there. 779 01:11:45,400 --> 01:11:50,739 I want to see it and have a good laugh because it doesn't exist... 780 01:11:50,905 --> 01:11:54,488 poor little cheerful little things and optimistic. 781 01:11:59,330 --> 01:12:00,528 I resign. 782 01:12:00,707 --> 01:12:06,046 I have always been next to my pumps. I was writing shit. 783 01:12:06,212 --> 01:12:09,166 I'm completely floundering. I can't anymore. 784 01:12:09,340 --> 01:12:13,386 And I'm really sorry if I caused you any problems. 785 01:12:13,553 --> 01:12:15,712 One minute. 786 01:12:15,889 --> 01:12:17,301 Much too big. 787 01:12:17,474 --> 01:12:20,594 You only wrote bullshit, here? 788 01:12:20,769 --> 01:12:24,435 Nothing that conceals a hint of truth? 789 01:12:24,606 --> 01:12:30,728 Blowjobs that heal depressions, were they therefore false? 790 01:12:30,904 --> 01:12:33,028 No, that was true. 791 01:12:33,198 --> 01:12:38,952 But that only works for success. The cocksucker remains depressed. 792 01:12:40,455 --> 01:12:41,997 I told you so. 793 01:13:02,602 --> 01:13:07,513 - I'm coming to... - Can I ask you a few questions? 794 01:13:09,484 --> 01:13:11,940 Certainly. Go for it. 795 01:13:12,112 --> 01:13:14,781 - Are you married? - No. 796 01:13:14,948 --> 01:13:18,400 Do you have unrecognized children? 797 01:13:18,576 --> 01:13:22,622 Do you need to sleep with lots of women? 798 01:13:22,789 --> 01:13:24,331 - No. - Are you a liar? 799 01:13:24,499 --> 01:13:26,741 Yes. I'm kidding. 800 01:13:28,420 --> 01:13:32,122 Well, you have a sense of humor. That was my next question. 801 01:13:32,298 --> 01:13:34,042 Do you know how to listen? 802 01:13:34,217 --> 01:13:35,795 Pardon ? What ? 803 01:13:37,178 --> 01:13:39,587 - Do you understand the system? - I see. 804 01:13:39,764 --> 01:13:41,591 The last one, I promise. 805 01:13:42,475 --> 01:13:46,390 Do you have anything against complicated women? 806 01:13:46,563 --> 01:13:48,604 Tremendous. Let's go. 807 01:13:48,773 --> 01:13:51,561 I can ask you a question? 808 01:13:51,735 --> 01:13:55,271 Of course, excuse me. Whatever you want. 809 01:13:55,447 --> 01:13:59,943 Have you welcomed Jesus in your heart? 810 01:14:00,118 --> 01:14:03,701 - If you have a little time... - No. Out ! 811 01:14:03,872 --> 01:14:06,031 - I can... - No. 812 01:14:06,207 --> 01:14:08,580 If the next visitor is the devil... 813 01:14:08,752 --> 01:14:10,080 Go away. 814 01:14:10,253 --> 01:14:11,712 Have you... 815 01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:13,624 Disappear immediately. 816 01:14:14,215 --> 01:14:15,876 THANKS. 817 01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:18,966 Kate Wells? 818 01:14:19,137 --> 01:14:22,471 - You're Rob, right? - That's it. 819 01:14:57,258 --> 01:14:59,002 Thank you, thank you very much. 820 01:14:59,177 --> 01:15:01,087 Delighted to meet you. 821 01:15:13,691 --> 01:15:15,684 - You are good. - THANKS. 822 01:15:17,404 --> 01:15:19,148 And bad. 823 01:15:21,074 --> 01:15:24,408 I love them good and bad, my men. 824 01:15:24,577 --> 01:15:26,321 THANKS. 825 01:15:27,789 --> 01:15:31,158 - Do you have a girlfriend? - Yes yes. 826 01:15:32,293 --> 01:15:35,544 She's on a date, for now. 827 01:16:05,452 --> 01:16:08,406 - And your date? - I told him I was sick. 828 01:16:08,580 --> 01:16:12,661 - You look like one. - Yes, I'm sick of you. 829 01:16:42,530 --> 01:16:47,074 It was extraordinary. I am very proud of myself. 830 01:16:48,620 --> 01:16:52,832 - I was good, right? - It was different. 831 01:16:52,999 --> 01:16:57,045 I probably surprised you. You looked scared. 832 01:16:57,212 --> 01:16:59,881 I wonder where you learned all that. 833 01:17:00,632 --> 01:17:03,171 We should separate more often. 834 01:17:03,968 --> 01:17:05,463 It's true. 835 01:17:06,221 --> 01:17:08,096 - I love you. - Me too. 836 01:17:09,974 --> 01:17:11,469 Come on, get lost. 837 01:17:15,271 --> 01:17:18,273 - So, with Joey, it made 16? - Shut up. 838 01:17:18,441 --> 01:17:19,983 No, seriously. 839 01:17:20,151 --> 01:17:23,022 Fifteen. I was the 14th. 840 01:17:23,196 --> 01:17:28,025 And Plum? Tell me about her. No, that doesn't interest me.