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["Diggin' This Right Here"
playing]
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[alarm ringing]
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[grunts]
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Oh, crap.
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[alarm stops ringing]
[groans]
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[sighs]
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Shit.
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[phone ringing]
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Oh, God.
[Chaim] Hey,
thinking about tonight.
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Why don't we just stay in?
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Hang out
and talk about life,
you know?
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Sounds refreshing,
but I have my sister's
engagement thing tonight.
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[Chaim]
Oh, hell yeah, I'm in!
I'll be there.
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Oh, no. No, it's--
it's family stuff so you could
totally be out if you wanted to.
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Okay, listen, Nicole,
uh, I actually think
that we need to talk.
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Okay, aren't we currently
talking right now? I don't--
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You are completely shut off.
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[gasps] I'm not.
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I am not shut off.
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It feels like
you're incapable
of loving anyone.
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Chaim, can we just, like--
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That's not even my name.
It's Chaim.
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Okay, Chaim.
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Chaim!
Chaim.
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[Chaim] Chaim!
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[Nicole] I'm saying that.
Look, I'm sorry.
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[drive-through attendant]
Pull up to the next window.
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[phone ringing]
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Hey, sweetie.
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Latte with oat?
Yeah.
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Is that a girl?
Oh, my--
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No. I'm not-- It's--
Did she spend the night?
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-I'm at a drive-through.
Goodbye.
-Is she cute?
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[attendant] Um, here you go.
Oh, thank you.
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[chuckles]
[groans]
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-Thank you.
-Yeah.
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Just a quick sanitize.
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[radio host] This is KCLW,
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and you're listening to
We Chill Radio Station
in Seattle.
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Next up, we have a track
that will ease your mind
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and kick-start your morning
with some meditative--
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There was that one time
where I was telling you
about a dream that I had.
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-Oh. My lip balm.
-You don't even
talk to me about your dreams.
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[radio host]
And it's another pleasant day.
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-[tires screeching]
-Fuck! What the fuck?
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[Chaim]
...and to share an emotional--
Got it.
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-[horn honking]
-Thank you.
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[radio host]
60,000 fans will be there
to cheer them on.
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[guide on recording]
Welcome to your guided
meditation experience.
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Before we begin, remind yourself
that this is a time...
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-[sighs] Okay, I can do it.
-...for you and you alone.
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I'm just gonna walk
into the office
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and not be weird.
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[guide] Relax your neck...
They're just...
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...and shoulders.
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...people that I actually know.
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Deepen your breath
in through the nose...
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-Okay.
-...and out through the mouth.
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[horn honks]
[gasps]
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I hate people. I hate people.
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-[horn honking]
-Yeah. God.
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[horn honks]
Yeah, okay!
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-And travel your consciousness
down for--
-[inhales] Okay.
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-[ringtone blares]
-God--
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Bro,
this is getting ridiculous.
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I was planning on coming in.
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It's just, my uncle's
in the hospital
with, um, a thing.
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And, um...
[Sid] You're such a liar, Max.
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Someone already
saw you outside.
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And I'm looking at you
from my window right now,
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circling the parking lot
looking like a freak.
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-Look like
a student driver, bro.
-I--
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-Look, I know things
are rough, man, but--
-You don't-- [sighs]
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Are you okay?
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I can't explain it, okay?
I just-- I-I don't know.
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I mean, my-- my--
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my heart's beating really fast,
and I'm-- I'm sweating,
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and I just, um--
It's just--
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You are really taking advantage
of my post-COVID,
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very liberal
work-from-home policy.
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-This is a real condition, Sid.
Okay?
-I know, social anxiety is real.
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I feel for you, dog.
I seen the commercials.
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You gotta snap that shit quick,
'cause I can't
protect you anymore.
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You're gonna get canned.
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I can't do it. I can't do it.
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I'm going to talk
to my fucking therapist.
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[Max]
I blew off the office. Again.
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I did go get coffee,
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but, um, it was the--
it was the drive-through.
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Sorry.
No need to apologize, Max.
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Yeah. No, no, I know. I just--
You know, I just feel like
a helpless idiot.
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Well, I don't listen
to helpless idiots.
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Uh...
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you're my therapist, so--
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It's called mirroring.
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-It's a therapy technique.
-Oh.
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Shows you how
you talk about yourself.
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Oh, wow, that's--
that's cool. Um...
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-And that--
that's supposed to help?
-Rarely.
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Perhaps now it's time
to introduce something
a little different.
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Oh, yeah? Something else?
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Pet therapy.
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[sighs]
Now listen,
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if you can talk
to a dog and make
an emotional connection,
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it can help you learn
how to connect with people.
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-Um...
-Dogs teach acceptance.
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It's just, you know,
a dog is a serious invasion
of my, um, space.
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Max, we need to take
some bold steps here.
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-I'm not sure I'm capable--
-Do you have a problem
with dogs, Max?
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Well, I just--
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I don't have a problem
with a dog.
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"I don't have a problem
with a dog."
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What?
"What?"
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-I'm sorry.
-I'm sorry. I just--
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That was mirroring.
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Mirroring. Mm-hmm.
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-Um...
-Go out, Max.
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Go out
and make a canine connection.
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Yeah, I get it.
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-Hey. Whatever-his-name
broke up with me.
-Oh, no. Really?
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Yeah. He said I was closed off,
but, like, I let him in.
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Like, in.
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You know there are
other kinds of intimacy, right?
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All the way in.
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I'm just worried
Bumble's gonna raise
its price on ya.
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Listen, I have a lot going on
right now with work and just,
like, life in general.
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And I know that I have my needs,
but I don't need a guy for that.
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Serious question.
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Do I put my real height
in my profile
or my height in heels?
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Uh, not needed.
Tonight we're going out.
[Nicole] Oh, thank God.
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[muttering] I think this
will look good here.
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These are pretty good.
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-Oh, thanks. Here.
-Mmm.
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Listen.
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Hunter Fosterini is putting
his Bellevue estate
on the market.
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Wait, CEO of Crypt-Yo?
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He's hired me
to stage it.
Really?
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But with
the twins coming,
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I'm finally promoting you
to do it solo.
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Oh, my God.
Stacey, are you serious? That--
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Wow, I--
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It's make-or-break.
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Yeah.
No, I know that. [chuckles]
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As one strong woman to you,
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don't mess it up.
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I-- I won't. I will not.
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I will-- I won't let you down.
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Just make him feel good
about himself.
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Blur the line between stager
and potential sexual partner.
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That's how
you'll succeed.
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Oh. Hi.
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Wait, are you somebody's?
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Oh, no, no, no. No, no.
No, no, no. I'm sorry.
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Sorry, buddy. I've just got
to go find an outfit
for my sister to criticize.
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But good luck, okay?
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[attendant] Thank you
for coming down
and checking us out.
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You know, these dogs do deserve
a loving home.
[dogs barking]
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And I got the perfect
fucking guy for you.
Real beauty.
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Just needs some belly rubs
and tolerance training.
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-[dog barking]
-Oh, my--
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Don't worry,
he'll get bigger.
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[Max] That's a therapy dog?
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Oh, yeah.
He's perfect for you.
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You're not gonna have
any problems with this guy.
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He'll destroy anyone
that messes with you.
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Um, I--
[barking continues]
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I mean,
I've seen him go ballistic.
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Anyone look him directly
in the eye, they're fucked!
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I don't think
this is a good idea.
[barking continues]
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What?
I'm sorry, I just--
I don't need a--
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Well, don't worry about it.
No problem.
We've got some other dogs.
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Hmm. Ah.
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What about
this cute little one
right here, huh?
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[chuckles]
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[Max] What's her name?
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[attendant] Well,
it's up to you, my dude.
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Just bring her back
in a week
to get spayed.
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She might be perfect for you.
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Yeah, maybe she is.
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[chuckles]
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[sighs]
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Sorry, I'm just--
I'm just a little nervous. Uh...
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[sighs]
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Well, hey, if you wanna
change anything,
that's fine. You know?
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Just run it by me first,
if that's cool.
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So what will I call you?
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King Charles?
Or Queen Charles?
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What do you think about,
uh, Chloe?
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I think I'm gonna
call you Chloe,
if that's okay.
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Great.
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Do you want to do a tour?
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Um, I work in IT.
This is my
work-from-home station.
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Popped for Xfinity,
so my Internet's crazy fast,
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like, over a gig.
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Trust me,
that's really fast.
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I mean, I-- I could talk about
this shelf all day.
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We got an unopened
'80s original right here.
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And this whole collection
is just next-level.
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Oh, and-- So Brando smoked this
for one take in The Godfather.
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I mean, supposedly.
It didn't make
the final cut of the film.
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But he did smoke a cigar
in the poster, so it's still
kind of dope. [exhales]
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This is my keyboard.
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[keyboard playing]
[laughs]
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That's not bad.
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And, you know,
it can be yours,
if you want.
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I'm-- I'm really tired
of making music
just for myself, so...
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Well... [sighs]
...that's it.
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That's me.
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It's impressive, right?
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Oh, thank you.
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That's fine, I guess.
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Wow.
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[sighs]
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[exhales] Okay.
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Mom? Hello?
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[sighs]
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[cat hisses]
[gasps]
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-[meows]
-[groans]
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-Princess, you are
looking hypoallergenic.
-[hisses]
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[Nicole's mother] Nicole?
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[meows]
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Hey!
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-Shoes.
-Oh.
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Shoes, Nicole.
You know we don't wear shoes
in the house.
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[sighs] It's good
to see you too, Mom.
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Hi, Sis. I'm home.
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Hi!
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Shoes!
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Okay.
I don't think we've met yet.
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Oh!
Hi.
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-Nicole, this is Alistair.
-[Nicole] Hello.
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He flew all the way here
to ask Mom for my hand.
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[Alistair]
Well, of course.
Oh, wow. That--
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I had to come for this.
[kisses]
Oh. [giggles]
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-Mom, is this your ring?
-[both giggling]
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Well, you're hardly
galloping down the aisle, Nic.
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[timer dings]
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So, how's work going, Nicole?
239
0:12:8,936 --> 0:12:12,102
Uh, oh, really good,
actually.
240
0:12:12,104 --> 0:12:16,304
Yeah, Stacey promoted me
to head stager today, I think.
241
0:12:16,306 --> 0:12:18,75
[gasps] She's killing it.
242
0:12:18,77 --> 0:12:21,738
-Number two for Stacey Dorin,
a legend in home staging.
-Oh, my God.
243
0:12:21,740 --> 0:12:24,818
Nicole's a very talented artist.
She could have gone
to art school.
244
0:12:24,820 --> 0:12:28,349
But instead she chose to spend
her life rearranging furniture.
[chuckles]
245
0:12:28,351 --> 0:12:33,24
It's home staging, Mom,
in highest-luxury real estate.
246
0:12:33,26 --> 0:12:35,455
You make it sound like
it's musical chairs.
247
0:12:35,457 --> 0:12:37,864
She turned down a spot at U-Dub
for art and design.
248
0:12:37,866 --> 0:12:40,592
Yeah, well, someone needed
to take care of Dad
249
0:12:40,594 --> 0:12:41,967
while you were in Paris, so...
250
0:12:41,969 --> 0:12:43,870
-See what I mean? Defensiveness.
-[Alistair] Mm-hmm.
251
0:12:43,872 --> 0:12:46,466
I mean, she's been
completely closed off
these last three years.
252
0:12:46,468 --> 0:12:49,942
-Curious.
-Mom, I'm literally sitting
right here.
253
0:12:49,944 --> 0:12:52,340
-I mean,
she parties every night.
-Yeah.
254
0:12:52,342 --> 0:12:56,773
But I'm afraid
deep down she's really lonely.
255
0:12:56,775 --> 0:12:58,379
-Fascinating.
-Oh, my God, Mom.
256
0:12:58,381 --> 0:13:1,855
Why are you discussing this
with Alistair?
257
0:13:1,857 --> 0:13:4,825
Because he's British, Nicole.
258
0:13:8,358 --> 0:13:10,391
[people chattering]
[glass smashes]
259
0:13:10,393 --> 0:13:13,900
Nothing good happens out there
past 9:00 p.m.
260
0:13:14,903 --> 0:13:18,3
Just a bunch of packed bars
261
0:13:18,5 --> 0:13:21,908
and people breathing
on each other.
262
0:13:21,910 --> 0:13:24,75
♪ I, I, I can't go now♪
263
0:13:24,77 --> 0:13:27,705
♪ DJ's playing
My, my, my, my song now♪
264
0:13:27,707 --> 0:13:30,675
♪ But if you want
To wait all night♪
265
0:13:30,677 --> 0:13:36,681
♪ I just might
Go all the way
With you tonight♪
266
0:13:36,683 --> 0:13:39,189
♪ Erase the visual
You like my--♪
267
0:13:39,191 --> 0:13:40,817
You killed it on the bridge.
268
0:13:40,819 --> 0:13:44,722
Uh, no, you killed it.
Oh, my God.
269
0:13:48,35 --> 0:13:52,37
Yeah, there are
zero one-night-standable guys
in this bar.
270
0:13:52,39 --> 0:13:54,941
-[loud rock playing]
-[feedback squeals]
271
0:13:56,406 --> 0:13:58,241
[singer shouts]
Oh, my God.
272
0:14:0,949 --> 0:14:3,774
[Chloe whining, barks]
Seriously?
273
0:14:4,876 --> 0:14:7,613
[sighs]
Chloe, what are you--
274
0:14:7,846 --> 0:14:9,285
[groans]
275
0:14:9,287 --> 0:14:12,387
[sighs]
You need this right now?
276
0:14:12,851 --> 0:14:14,785
Okay, hold on.
277
0:14:17,130 --> 0:14:19,262
[whirs, buzzes]
278
0:14:20,67 --> 0:14:21,902
[grunting]
279
0:14:25,941 --> 0:14:26,973
Okay.
280
0:14:27,976 --> 0:14:29,767
Hmm.
281
0:14:31,276 --> 0:14:32,638
Oh.
282
0:14:32,948 --> 0:14:35,80
Hi.
283
0:14:35,82 --> 0:14:36,477
Who are you?
284
0:14:36,479 --> 0:14:38,908
Delivery guy.
285
0:14:38,910 --> 0:14:42,582
Well, I'm willing
to receive a delivery.
286
0:14:44,960 --> 0:14:46,784
Of a guy.
287
0:14:48,887 --> 0:14:51,789
Pad thai with beef
for Rahul.
288
0:14:53,969 --> 0:14:55,595
No, okay.
289
0:14:55,597 --> 0:14:58,268
-Here you go.
-[beeping]
290
0:14:58,270 --> 0:15:0,897
[door buzzes]
All right.
291
0:15:0,899 --> 0:15:3,504
Have a good night,
delivery guy.
292
0:15:3,506 --> 0:15:5,605
-Thank you.
-See ya.
293
0:15:5,607 --> 0:15:7,838
Ugh.
294
0:15:9,743 --> 0:15:11,512
[sighs]
295
0:15:11,745 --> 0:15:14,20
[beeping]
296
0:15:14,22 --> 0:15:15,780
Hey, Chaim.
297
0:15:15,782 --> 0:15:18,189
Oh, I'm sorry. Chaim.
298
0:15:18,191 --> 0:15:19,949
Hello, it's me.
299
0:15:19,951 --> 0:15:23,194
Listen, I just wanted
to let you know
that I can let people in.
300
0:15:23,196 --> 0:15:25,823
I actually let
so many people in.
301
0:15:25,825 --> 0:15:27,132
Everyone in but you.
302
0:15:27,134 --> 0:15:32,632
And I am capable of love,
so thank you.
303
0:15:32,634 --> 0:15:34,733
And good night. Goodbye.
304
0:15:35,43 --> 0:15:38,77
Idiot. [sighs]
305
0:15:41,49 --> 0:15:43,709
Buddy, you're still here?
306
0:15:43,942 --> 0:15:45,942
[groans]
307
0:15:45,944 --> 0:15:47,53
[sighs]
308
0:15:47,55 --> 0:15:48,846
Oh, man. No.
309
0:15:48,848 --> 0:15:50,551
Don't look at me like a person.
310
0:15:50,553 --> 0:15:52,949
[whimpering]
311
0:15:52,951 --> 0:15:54,60
[sighs]
312
0:15:56,31 --> 0:15:59,989
Okay. All right. Come on.
313
0:15:59,991 --> 0:16:2,530
One-night stand,
all right?
314
0:16:2,532 --> 0:16:3,993
Let's go.
315
0:16:3,995 --> 0:16:6,171
Make yourself at home.
316
0:16:6,173 --> 0:16:8,800
Oh, sorry about the mess. Just--
317
0:16:8,802 --> 0:16:12,177
[sighs] Put some music on.
[keys jangle]
318
0:16:12,179 --> 0:16:15,114
Just gonna make a drink.
[humming]
319
0:16:16,51 --> 0:16:17,6
Yum, yum, yum, yum.
320
0:16:17,8 --> 0:16:21,252
Oh! No! Ooh, no, no, no. No.
321
0:16:21,254 --> 0:16:24,57
That lo mein is,
like, weeks old. [sniffs]
322
0:16:24,59 --> 0:16:25,586
Oh, God.
323
0:16:25,588 --> 0:16:29,194
Is that you
or is that the noodles?
324
0:16:29,196 --> 0:16:30,987
["Guiding Light" playing]
325
0:16:30,989 --> 0:16:32,263
Come on,
we'll get you washed up.
326
0:16:32,265 --> 0:16:33,825
Come on. Come on, buddy.
327
0:16:33,827 --> 0:16:36,861
♪ No more work
Or things to do♪
328
0:16:36,863 --> 0:16:40,73
Okay, next up,
let's talk conditioner,
shall we?
329
0:16:40,75 --> 0:16:42,999
Would you like
argan oil to strengthen,
330
0:16:43,1 --> 0:16:47,707
or coconut milk to thicken?
Hmm?
331
0:16:47,709 --> 0:16:51,909
♪ ...Back up
On the stars tonight
I'll keep you warm...♪
332
0:16:51,911 --> 0:16:53,218
Argan oil?
333
0:16:53,220 --> 0:16:57,189
Yeah. Smart dog.
Solid choice.
334
0:16:57,191 --> 0:17:1,226
[song continues playing]
335
0:17:1,228 --> 0:17:5,54
Done. Okay,
let's take a peek. Okay.
336
0:17:5,56 --> 0:17:8,233
One, two, three.
337
0:17:8,235 --> 0:17:10,26
Oh, wow.
338
0:17:10,28 --> 0:17:12,897
Look at you, handsome!
339
0:17:12,899 --> 0:17:14,206
Ooh.
340
0:17:14,208 --> 0:17:17,242
It's like I'm looking
at Channing Tatum.
341
0:17:17,244 --> 0:17:19,112
Yeah. There's you.
342
0:17:19,609 --> 0:17:21,147
[rustling]
343
0:17:21,149 --> 0:17:24,117
Chloe, whatever you're doing
is loud. I'm trying to sleep.
344
0:17:25,76 --> 0:17:26,713
Are you trying to dig a hole?
345
0:17:26,715 --> 0:17:29,122
♪ I'll keep you warm
Near the ocean tonight♪
346
0:17:29,124 --> 0:17:30,948
Thank you.
347
0:17:30,950 --> 0:17:34,985
♪ You'll be my love
And my guiding light♪
348
0:17:37,660 --> 0:17:39,990
[groans]
349
0:17:41,136 --> 0:17:44,995
Definitely woken up
next to hairier,
that's for sure.
350
0:17:46,141 --> 0:17:47,272
Good morning.
351
0:17:47,274 --> 0:17:51,100
[groans] No.
No morning-after make outs.
352
0:17:51,102 --> 0:17:52,244
[sighs]
353
0:17:52,246 --> 0:17:56,281
Okay. All right. [sighs]
354
0:17:56,283 --> 0:17:58,481
Time to find your person.
355
0:18:0,111 --> 0:18:3,189
-We have 32 pounds.
-Mmm.
356
0:18:3,191 --> 0:18:4,685
He's in great shape.
357
0:18:4,687 --> 0:18:6,984
You're a tough guy, aren't you?
You're a real tough guy.
358
0:18:6,986 --> 0:18:9,954
Hey, tough guy,
how old are you?
Can you tell me?
359
0:18:9,956 --> 0:18:11,659
"I'm two years old, yes."
360
0:18:11,661 --> 0:18:13,166
He says he's two years old.
Okay.
361
0:18:13,168 --> 0:18:14,464
Isn't that cute?
Adorable.
362
0:18:14,466 --> 0:18:16,301
You know what,
here's an odd thing.
363
0:18:16,303 --> 0:18:19,964
I don't see any testicles,
so he's been neutered,
but no chip.
364
0:18:19,966 --> 0:18:22,802
-So two snips, zero chips.
-Um...
365
0:18:22,804 --> 0:18:24,771
Did you find him
outside of a store
with a sign reading,
366
0:18:24,773 --> 0:18:26,707
"No chips, no balls,
no service"?
[groans]
367
0:18:26,709 --> 0:18:28,181
[chuckling]
368
0:18:28,183 --> 0:18:29,479
Okay.
We have fun here.
369
0:18:29,481 --> 0:18:31,943
So what do I do then?
What am I supposed to do?
370
0:18:31,945 --> 0:18:35,12
Well, the first thing
you should do is get him
some shots for worms,
371
0:18:35,14 --> 0:18:38,389
because he was a stray,
and that's very common.
372
0:18:38,391 --> 0:18:41,491
And it's also extremely common
for humans to ingest them.
373
0:18:41,493 --> 0:18:43,493
So have you checked
your stools yet?
374
0:18:43,495 --> 0:18:45,297
My stool?
For worms.
375
0:18:45,299 --> 0:18:46,694
Holy shit.
No, I haven't.
376
0:18:46,696 --> 0:18:48,333
And maybe for
an old Monopoly piece
377
0:18:48,335 --> 0:18:50,698
if you ever shoved one of those
up your butt.
Jesus Christ.
378
0:18:50,700 --> 0:18:52,238
Okay. All right.
[laughing] It happens.
379
0:18:52,240 --> 0:18:54,130
It happens
when you're a kid.
380
0:18:54,132 --> 0:18:56,968
All right, well,
good luck, pal.
381
0:18:56,970 --> 0:18:59,971
Um, okay, well--
He's gonna be a great dog
for you.
382
0:18:59,973 --> 0:19:1,973
The thing is,
I can't have a dog
right now.
383
0:19:1,975 --> 0:19:3,546
I'm really busy.
I'm never home.
You're busy?
384
0:19:3,548 --> 0:19:5,42
Yeah, work, is--
It's crazy.
385
0:19:5,44 --> 0:19:6,813
It's crazy.
So what do you do?
386
0:19:6,815 --> 0:19:8,254
Are you like
a long-haul trucker,
387
0:19:8,256 --> 0:19:10,322
or you work on an oil rig
or neurosurgeon?
388
0:19:10,324 --> 0:19:11,752
I'm a home stager.
Ah.
389
0:19:11,754 --> 0:19:13,358
Yeah, for high-end
luxury real estate.
390
0:19:13,360 --> 0:19:14,854
It's kind of a big deal,
so...
391
0:19:14,856 --> 0:19:16,427
Do you still want her
to be your owner?
392
0:19:16,429 --> 0:19:18,154
"Probably not.
She seems selfish."
393
0:19:18,156 --> 0:19:20,365
Hey, she's not selfish.
She's just busy.
394
0:19:20,367 --> 0:19:22,26
You don't have
to talk through the dog.
395
0:19:22,28 --> 0:19:24,237
I can't help it.
He's very talkative.
Okay.
396
0:19:24,239 --> 0:19:26,734
You know what? That's fine.
Don't worry about it.
397
0:19:26,736 --> 0:19:29,539
Don't adjust your lifestyle
for anything or anybody.
398
0:19:29,541 --> 0:19:30,771
Excuse me?
399
0:19:30,773 --> 0:19:32,410
Sorry.
That was an inner thought.
400
0:19:32,412 --> 0:19:35,248
I think you should
post on Nextdoor,
maybe put up a few flyers,
401
0:19:35,250 --> 0:19:37,250
and if you don't
hear anything,
402
0:19:37,252 --> 0:19:39,747
you know, take him to
an animal shelter, I guess.
403
0:19:39,749 --> 0:19:42,288
-They'll find him a home,
right?
-Yeah, probably not.
404
0:19:42,290 --> 0:19:44,620
You might as well
get it over with--
put up the flyers,
405
0:19:44,622 --> 0:19:48,217
and then get ready
to see this guy
in the dumpster.
406
0:19:48,219 --> 0:19:52,892
Typically I wouldn't be outside
during a pedestrian hour,
407
0:19:52,894 --> 0:19:56,225
or ever, but it's better
you pee out here
than on my floor.
408
0:19:56,227 --> 0:19:59,63
So, just get it done,
and then we'll go--
409
0:19:59,65 --> 0:20:0,273
Oh, my God.
410
0:20:0,275 --> 0:20:3,67
-Oh, God. Fuck. No.
-[dog walker] Hi, friends.
411
0:20:3,69 --> 0:20:5,377
-Chloe, no, no, no, no, no.
-[gasps] And who is this?
412
0:20:5,379 --> 0:20:8,39
Uh, she's--
Oh, so adorable!
413
0:20:8,41 --> 0:20:9,315
Come here, you.
Come here.
414
0:20:9,317 --> 0:20:11,317
She's, uh, Chloe.
Come here. Come here.
415
0:20:11,319 --> 0:20:13,44
Mm-hmm.
So adorable.
416
0:20:13,46 --> 0:20:14,287
Oh. Oh!
Oh.
417
0:20:14,289 --> 0:20:16,421
-Oh, my God. Yeah.
-Such a sniffer.
418
0:20:16,423 --> 0:20:18,115
Whoa.
All right.
419
0:20:18,117 --> 0:20:19,391
Um, could you just--
420
0:20:19,393 --> 0:20:22,218
Okay. Please, um,
just-- Thank you.
421
0:20:22,220 --> 0:20:24,429
Hey, we should do a playdate.
422
0:20:24,431 --> 0:20:26,266
Oh, um...
423
0:20:26,895 --> 0:20:27,993
Okay, bye.
424
0:20:28,633 --> 0:20:30,226
Come on, Strawberry!
425
0:20:30,228 --> 0:20:32,668
Chloe,
never do that again, okay?
426
0:20:32,670 --> 0:20:35,407
Do you hear me?
I was just violated for you.
427
0:20:35,409 --> 0:20:39,70
Your Canva presentation
looks pretty dope.
428
0:20:39,72 --> 0:20:40,137
Well, I'm trying.
429
0:20:40,139 --> 0:20:42,348
I really have to impress
this guy.
430
0:20:42,350 --> 0:20:44,944
Next, maybe you should make
lost dog posters.
431
0:20:44,946 --> 0:20:46,682
Do you think
someone's gonna claim him?
432
0:20:46,684 --> 0:20:49,245
I mean, maybe he's already home.
Your place is a dumpster.
433
0:20:49,247 --> 0:20:51,951
My place is not a dumpster.
It's organized chaos.
434
0:20:51,953 --> 0:20:53,689
Mm-hmm. Oh. Oh.
[splashing]
435
0:20:53,691 --> 0:20:57,88
-Oh, your dog.
-Hey! Oh! No, no! No, boy.
436
0:20:57,90 --> 0:20:58,925
Oh. [sighs]
437
0:20:58,927 --> 0:21:2,467
Okay. All right. Fine,
I will take him out. [groans]
438
0:21:2,469 --> 0:21:4,337
Looks like you got a girlfriend.
439
0:21:4,339 --> 0:21:7,263
[chuckles]
Maybe a little.
440
0:21:7,265 --> 0:21:9,474
Yeah-- But no,
you know, not really.
441
0:21:9,476 --> 0:21:11,542
Maybe it's time
for a real one?
442
0:21:11,544 --> 0:21:13,874
Oh, no. I mean, I don't know.
443
0:21:13,876 --> 0:21:16,448
I-- [laughs] I got a dog, so...
444
0:21:16,450 --> 0:21:18,945
Why?
Because you're an ugly loser?
445
0:21:18,947 --> 0:21:21,277
Okay, can we maybe stop
with the mirroring?
446
0:21:21,279 --> 0:21:22,982
It kind of hurts my feelings.
447
0:21:22,984 --> 0:21:25,886
Let's just try going out
on a random date.
448
0:21:25,888 --> 0:21:30,561
Think of it as an experiment
in conquering your anxiety.
449
0:21:30,563 --> 0:21:32,398
You never need
to see them again.
450
0:21:32,400 --> 0:21:34,895
This is the next step.
451
0:21:34,897 --> 0:21:39,229
Maybe Chloe can help you
with your dating profile.
452
0:21:41,299 --> 0:21:44,234
Back on the prowl.
453
0:21:45,908 --> 0:21:47,512
[shutter clicking]
454
0:21:47,514 --> 0:21:50,9
Ah! Do you approve?
455
0:21:50,11 --> 0:21:52,11
[growls]
I'm gonna take that as a yes.
456
0:21:52,13 --> 0:21:54,882
Add new photo.
457
0:21:54,884 --> 0:21:58,215
What do you think?
Not bad, right?
458
0:21:59,317 --> 0:22:0,690
Do your magic, Bumble.
459
0:22:0,692 --> 0:22:4,89
Okay. Now we wait.
460
0:22:4,322 --> 0:22:7,532
Nice. Neat.
461
0:22:7,534 --> 0:22:11,195
Reasonably funny.
462
0:22:11,197 --> 0:22:15,441
Currently have a job,
at time of posting.
463
0:22:16,411 --> 0:22:18,444
[sighs]
I should put some hobbies.
464
0:22:19,205 --> 0:22:21,7
Figurine aficionado?
465
0:22:21,9 --> 0:22:24,417
How about hanging
with my fluffy roommate?
466
0:22:25,13 --> 0:22:26,243
Yeah?
467
0:22:28,181 --> 0:22:30,423
This is stupid.
468
0:22:30,425 --> 0:22:35,725
I just want you to know,
if I ever manage to actually
bring home another woman,
469
0:22:35,727 --> 0:22:38,563
it's not gonna change
what we're building together.
470
0:22:38,565 --> 0:22:40,389
[laughing]
471
0:22:40,391 --> 0:22:43,667
No bio.
Only an Instagram link.
472
0:22:44,197 --> 0:22:46,802
That's a really deep V-neck.
473
0:22:46,804 --> 0:22:50,234
Why are you posting
a group photo?
Which one are you?
474
0:22:50,236 --> 0:22:53,974
Oh, my God.
This guy is literally in prison.
475
0:22:56,374 --> 0:22:58,209
"Reasonably funny."
476
0:22:58,211 --> 0:22:59,210
[chuckles]
477
0:22:59,212 --> 0:23:3,280
Okay. Oh, my God. Wow.
478
0:23:4,217 --> 0:23:5,491
Your dog is a ten.
479
0:23:6,384 --> 0:23:8,54
Hey.
480
0:23:8,56 --> 0:23:10,430
I'm gonna swipe right
on this one
for you, all right?
481
0:23:18,605 --> 0:23:19,934
Damn.
482
0:23:20,607 --> 0:23:23,201
This girl's out of my league.
[exhales]
483
0:23:24,105 --> 0:23:29,779
But, as a very wise
Jedi Master once said,
484
0:23:29,781 --> 0:23:34,179
[imitating Yoda]
"Do. Or do not.
There is no try."
485
0:23:35,523 --> 0:23:36,786
Yeah.
486
0:23:38,317 --> 0:23:42,286
[sighs] Look, Chloe,
you gotta understand,
this girl's hot,
487
0:23:42,288 --> 0:23:45,531
and I'm kinda odd.
488
0:23:46,457 --> 0:23:48,534
-No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
-[app chimes]
489
0:23:49,999 --> 0:23:53,539
[chuckling]
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!
490
0:23:55,510 --> 0:23:57,576
Oh, my God.
491
0:24:1,43 --> 0:24:3,307
Does this mean I have to
actually meet up with her?
492
0:24:3,309 --> 0:24:4,814
Whoo-hoo.
493
0:24:4,816 --> 0:24:6,651
She's way out
of your league, dude.
494
0:24:6,653 --> 0:24:9,346
-Yeah, man, thank you.
I know that.
-Well, don't worry about it.
495
0:24:9,348 --> 0:24:11,117
I got a three-step approach
that will guarantee
496
0:24:11,119 --> 0:24:14,21
to help you score points
on any date.
497
0:24:14,23 --> 0:24:17,156
Trust. 'Cause you already know
the ladies I be bringin' in.
498
0:24:17,158 --> 0:24:19,158
No, I don't.
499
0:24:19,160 --> 0:24:21,666
-You heard about
my many stories of conquest.
-No. What are you talk--
500
0:24:21,668 --> 0:24:24,460
You're the only person
I know from school other than me
that's still single.
501
0:24:24,462 --> 0:24:26,165
Take this down.
502
0:24:26,167 --> 0:24:27,903
Step one.
Give me my phone.
503
0:24:27,905 --> 0:24:30,466
You'll want to get
on the lady's level, right?
504
0:24:30,468 --> 0:24:32,138
Which in your case,
505
0:24:32,140 --> 0:24:33,975
you're gonna have to
bring her down to your level.
506
0:24:33,977 --> 0:24:38,551
So you have to neg her
to keep her vulnerable
with, uh, veiled insults.
507
0:24:38,553 --> 0:24:41,81
That will keep her
off guard.
Insult her.
508
0:24:41,83 --> 0:24:45,657
So you want to say something
like, "Oh, those shoes
were hot last season."
509
0:24:45,659 --> 0:24:47,593
I don't know
what a season is.
510
0:24:47,595 --> 0:24:49,386
Doesn't matter.
She does.
511
0:24:49,388 --> 0:24:51,696
-Step two.
Now you broke her down...
-Yeah.
512
0:24:51,698 --> 0:24:53,522
...you want to build her up now.
513
0:24:53,524 --> 0:24:55,700
-[whimpers]
-Be specific.
514
0:24:55,702 --> 0:24:58,362
Talk about her nail polish
and how that's a great color
on her.
515
0:24:58,364 --> 0:25:0,573
Okay, her nail polish.
Yeah, she'll love that.
516
0:25:0,575 --> 0:25:2,707
And then comes
the physical part.
Yeah?
517
0:25:2,709 --> 0:25:4,104
My favorite.
Mm-hmm.
518
0:25:4,106 --> 0:25:6,106
You ready for this?
Okay.
Yeah.
519
0:25:7,582 --> 0:25:8,878
Blow on her neck.
520
0:25:8,880 --> 0:25:10,583
-Just go like this.
-What?
521
0:25:10,585 --> 0:25:13,212
-[blows] That's the secret.
-What?
522
0:25:13,214 --> 0:25:14,719
Yeah. Yeah.
523
0:25:14,721 --> 0:25:16,622
-That's why you're single.
-No.
524
0:25:18,186 --> 0:25:21,594
Wait, wait, wait.
Slow down. Slow down.
You should never rush on stairs.
525
0:25:23,730 --> 0:25:27,94
Do you see her anywhere?
Kind of forget what
she looks like, to be honest.
526
0:25:27,96 --> 0:25:28,227
Holy shit!
527
0:25:28,229 --> 0:25:30,427
Hey.
[dogs barking]
528
0:25:30,429 --> 0:25:32,132
Come on. It's okay.
529
0:25:32,134 --> 0:25:35,69
What the fuck. Jesus!
[barking continues]
530
0:25:35,643 --> 0:25:39,942
Okay, come on. I know.
That was insane.
531
0:25:40,747 --> 0:25:43,374
No, hey! Gross, gross, gross.
532
0:25:43,376 --> 0:25:46,410
We're expecting company.
Disgusting.
533
0:25:46,412 --> 0:25:49,479
[sighs]
She's three minutes late.
534
0:25:49,921 --> 0:25:51,954
She's probably not gonna come.
535
0:25:52,253 --> 0:25:53,989
[exhales]
536
0:25:53,991 --> 0:25:55,661
You don't see her, do you?
537
0:25:56,158 --> 0:25:57,762
She's not coming.
538
0:25:57,764 --> 0:26:0,633
Okay, we-- we should just go.
This place is terrify--
539
0:26:0,635 --> 0:26:3,460
That is Chloe,
so you must be Max. Hey.
540
0:26:4,430 --> 0:26:5,737
Hey... lo.
541
0:26:5,739 --> 0:26:8,674
-Hi. [clears throat]
-[chuckles]
542
0:26:8,676 --> 0:26:11,941
-This must be Channing Tatum.
-Yeah.
543
0:26:11,943 --> 0:26:13,679
[imitating Tatum]
"I'm not gonna give up on you."
544
0:26:14,605 --> 0:26:16,308
Wait, what?
545
0:26:16,310 --> 0:26:19,278
It's, uh, G.I. Joe:
Rise of the Cobra.
Right, right.
546
0:26:19,280 --> 0:26:22,611
Yeah, well, I think he's more of
a Magic Mike kind of Channing.
547
0:26:22,613 --> 0:26:25,790
[imitating Tatum]
"Do I look like I own tights?"
548
0:26:27,662 --> 0:26:29,255
Uh, yeah.
That might be Step Up.
549
0:26:29,257 --> 0:26:31,796
Yeah, I think that is Step--
I don't know.
550
0:26:31,798 --> 0:26:33,666
Movie confusion.
Doesn't matter. Um. so--
551
0:26:33,668 --> 0:26:34,700
Cool shirt.
552
0:26:34,702 --> 0:26:36,801
Oh, this-- Thanks.
It's a band.
553
0:26:38,299 --> 0:26:40,805
[exhales] Your boots.
554
0:26:40,807 --> 0:26:42,268
My boo--
Your boots.
555
0:26:42,270 --> 0:26:45,678
Oh. Oh, yeah.
Yeah. They're whatever.
556
0:26:45,680 --> 0:26:46,976
They're really,
uh-- really cool.
557
0:26:46,978 --> 0:26:49,913
Um, just, like, uh,
558
0:26:50,608 --> 0:26:52,817
last season maybe?
Oh.
559
0:26:52,819 --> 0:26:56,447
Yeah, probably.
I got them at
a vintage store, so...
560
0:26:56,449 --> 0:26:58,284
Oh.
561
0:26:58,286 --> 0:27:1,188
Nail polish.
That's a really nice color.
562
0:27:2,620 --> 0:27:4,59
[chuckles]
563
0:27:4,61 --> 0:27:7,326
-You are "reasonably funny."
-[chuckles]
564
0:27:10,705 --> 0:27:12,331
-[chuckles]
-Um, anyway, shall we--
565
0:27:12,333 --> 0:27:13,332
Mm-hmm.
566
0:27:13,334 --> 0:27:15,466
Ooh. Hold on.
567
0:27:15,468 --> 0:27:16,742
[chuckles]
568
0:27:19,846 --> 0:27:21,538
Well, they seem to be
getting along nicely.
569
0:27:21,540 --> 0:27:23,749
Yeah.
That's cute.
570
0:27:24,312 --> 0:27:25,916
He's had all his shots, right?
571
0:27:25,918 --> 0:27:29,546
No, no. It's all
a government conspiracy.
572
0:27:29,548 --> 0:27:31,20
What?
573
0:27:31,726 --> 0:27:33,88
I'm kidding.
[chuckles] Oh.
574
0:27:33,90 --> 0:27:35,860
Of course
he's had his shots.
575
0:27:37,831 --> 0:27:40,62
Uh, hey, are you hungry?
Uh...
576
0:27:40,64 --> 0:27:43,494
No, it's the best chicken
I've ever had.
Just trust me.
577
0:27:43,496 --> 0:27:45,364
-Oh, actually, I don't--
-No, no, no.
578
0:27:45,366 --> 0:27:47,234
Just watch the dogs.
I will be right back. Hold on.
579
0:27:47,236 --> 0:27:48,741
Check the health rating.
580
0:27:48,743 --> 0:27:51,601
Less than an A
means potential
for contamination.
581
0:27:52,505 --> 0:27:54,571
What?
Make sure it's--
582
0:27:54,573 --> 0:27:55,704
Yeah.
Okay.
583
0:27:55,706 --> 0:27:59,785
Two dogs. Two dogs.
584
0:27:59,787 --> 0:28:2,348
I don't even know
this other dog.
585
0:28:2,350 --> 0:28:4,757
Okay, yeah,
don't touch the bench yet.
Hold on.
586
0:28:5,793 --> 0:28:8,387
[whispering] Okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay.
587
0:28:11,392 --> 0:28:13,590
-Okay.
-Hi.
588
0:28:14,593 --> 0:28:16,769
-Just move that.
-Oh, okay, well,
I was-- Okay.
589
0:28:16,771 --> 0:28:20,531
All right, rule number one--
do not touch your eyes
or you will go blind.
590
0:28:20,533 --> 0:28:21,972
I'm serious.
What?
591
0:28:21,974 --> 0:28:23,875
It's ghost pepper.
You've never had it before?
592
0:28:23,877 --> 0:28:25,910
-No.
-Oh! [laughs]
593
0:28:25,912 --> 0:28:29,782
Uh, rule number, uh, two--
sanitize hands.
594
0:28:29,784 --> 0:28:32,378
Oh. Yeah, sure.
Yeah, I got you.
595
0:28:32,380 --> 0:28:35,854
Little bit of-- [squeaks]
Okay.
596
0:28:36,615 --> 0:28:38,582
All right. Here we go.
597
0:28:38,584 --> 0:28:40,892
Rule number three--
maybe we just,
like, feed ourselves.
598
0:28:40,894 --> 0:28:44,555
-Can you just try the chicken?
-I don't really dabble
with hot stuff.
599
0:28:44,557 --> 0:28:46,161
Yeah, okay.
Sometimes you just
gotta try stuff.
600
0:28:46,163 --> 0:28:47,492
Okay. All right.
601
0:28:48,561 --> 0:28:51,804
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God,
that's so spicy.
602
0:28:51,806 --> 0:28:53,806
[coughs]
[chuckles]
603
0:28:53,808 --> 0:28:55,764
My God, that's spicy.
604
0:28:55,766 --> 0:28:57,601
-[coughing]
-Are...
605
0:28:57,603 --> 0:29:1,847
Oh, my God. Wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Here. Here.
606
0:29:2,817 --> 0:29:4,146
Really?
Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.
607
0:29:4,148 --> 0:29:8,117
[coughing]
[chuckles] Here.
Here, just--
608
0:29:8,416 --> 0:29:10,548
Okay.
[laughs]
609
0:29:11,584 --> 0:29:14,827
[laughs] Wow. [gasping]
Why do people eat this?
610
0:29:14,829 --> 0:29:16,92
Okay, reveal.
611
0:29:16,94 --> 0:29:17,786
Super spicy chicken
is a natural truth serum.
612
0:29:17,788 --> 0:29:19,788
-It's really fun, right?
-Mmm. Super fun.
613
0:29:19,790 --> 0:29:21,834
Well, let's get to know
each other a little.
614
0:29:21,836 --> 0:29:23,429
Okay, first question.
Oh, my God.
615
0:29:23,431 --> 0:29:25,937
What did you keep
in your high school locker?
616
0:29:25,939 --> 0:29:28,467
Yes, you do.
I don't remember.
[clears throat]
617
0:29:28,469 --> 0:29:30,799
What did you keep in there,
like, all the way in the back?
618
0:29:30,801 --> 0:29:32,438
Magic cards.
619
0:29:32,440 --> 0:29:35,144
You were a nerd. I knew it.
Nothing wrong
with being a nerd.
620
0:29:35,146 --> 0:29:37,212
Liar.
And I didn't play
with them.
621
0:29:37,214 --> 0:29:38,950
Eat another wing.
Okay.
622
0:29:38,952 --> 0:29:42,448
Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
[chuckling] Okay, okay.
623
0:29:42,450 --> 0:29:43,713
[groans]
624
0:29:44,485 --> 0:29:47,926
Okay, it's my turn to ask.
[chuckles]
625
0:29:48,390 --> 0:29:50,390
Okay, uh...
626
0:29:50,392 --> 0:29:53,591
Okay. Oh--
Wait, you've prepared questions?
627
0:29:54,792 --> 0:29:56,495
Yeah, I thought it--
628
0:29:56,497 --> 0:29:57,870
What, uh--
629
0:29:57,872 --> 0:29:59,795
What's one of
your favorite family memories?
630
0:29:59,797 --> 0:30:1,907
-Um...
-[coughs]
631
0:30:1,909 --> 0:30:3,975
Christmas, I guess.
632
0:30:3,977 --> 0:30:6,175
Well, you have to give me
more than just Christmas.
633
0:30:6,177 --> 0:30:7,836
That's all I got.
I'm gonna pass.
634
0:30:7,838 --> 0:30:9,915
You can't pass.
That's a boring question anyway.
635
0:30:9,917 --> 0:30:12,676
Yeah, I'm gonna pass.
What's your favorite
family memory?
636
0:30:12,678 --> 0:30:14,480
-I said I'm gonna pass.
-You can't change the rules.
637
0:30:14,482 --> 0:30:18,583
Well, I made up the rules,
so I kind of--
I can change them.
638
0:30:20,389 --> 0:30:23,720
-Rules are there
to be followed.
-Can you just let it go?
639
0:30:29,431 --> 0:30:31,431
Wait,
where are the dogs?
640
0:30:31,829 --> 0:30:32,828
Uh-oh.
641
0:30:32,830 --> 0:30:35,39
Channing?
[Max] Chloe?
642
0:30:35,41 --> 0:30:37,239
I'm sure they're close by.
Chloe?
643
0:30:37,241 --> 0:30:39,505
Channing?
Chloe!
644
0:30:39,507 --> 0:30:41,45
[Nicole] Channing?
[Max] Chloe?
645
0:30:41,47 --> 0:30:42,46
[toy squeaking]
646
0:30:42,48 --> 0:30:43,883
Channing?
Chloe?
647
0:30:45,711 --> 0:30:47,18
Chloe!
648
0:30:47,20 --> 0:30:48,921
Chloe!
Chann-- [groans] Shit.
649
0:30:48,923 --> 0:30:50,681
Channing?
Do you see either of them?
650
0:30:50,683 --> 0:30:51,924
-I think--
-Chloe!
651
0:30:51,926 --> 0:30:54,751
[giggling] Look.
652
0:30:55,721 --> 0:30:57,853
[Nicole] Channing? Channing?
[Max] Chloe?
653
0:30:57,855 --> 0:30:59,558
Chloe? Oh, my God!
654
0:30:59,560 --> 0:31:2,66
-[Nicole] What?
-Get away from her,
you monster!
655
0:31:2,68 --> 0:31:4,860
[chuckles] Hey, it's fine.
He's neutered.
They're just having fun.
656
0:31:4,862 --> 0:31:6,136
-Fun?
-Come on!
657
0:31:6,138 --> 0:31:8,864
How do we know she gave consent?
It's assault.
658
0:31:8,866 --> 0:31:11,42
Hey, it's okay.
Calm down.
659
0:31:11,44 --> 0:31:12,736
[groans] It's not--
660
0:31:12,738 --> 0:31:14,947
She looked like
she was having a good time.
661
0:31:14,949 --> 0:31:17,708
[retching, spits]
Oh, my God.
662
0:31:17,710 --> 0:31:20,711
-Are you okay?
-Do you vomit
when you're okay?
663
0:31:20,713 --> 0:31:23,87
No, I mean, I feel bad.
Like, do you need anything?
664
0:31:23,89 --> 0:31:26,717
This is your fault.
This is all because
of your stupid chicken game.
665
0:31:26,719 --> 0:31:28,290
Oh, my-- I'm sorry.
666
0:31:28,292 --> 0:31:30,61
-I was just trying
to have some fun.
-Oh, my--
667
0:31:30,63 --> 0:31:31,887
I was trying
to get to know you.
668
0:31:31,889 --> 0:31:34,967
So you think burning your throat
on lethally spicy chicken
is fun?
669
0:31:34,969 --> 0:31:37,332
Really fun! Psycho!
670
0:31:37,334 --> 0:31:39,103
-It's truth serum!
-It's truth serum!
671
0:31:39,105 --> 0:31:41,270
I thought you were sweet,
if a bit weird.
672
0:31:41,272 --> 0:31:42,975
But you know what?
You're a dick!
673
0:31:42,977 --> 0:31:44,900
-Whatever.
-Lose my number. Quick.
674
0:31:44,902 --> 0:31:47,771
Okay, gone,
deleted it.
675
0:31:47,773 --> 0:31:50,510
[stomach grumbling]
Oh, my God. No fuckin' way.
676
0:31:50,512 --> 0:31:53,513
[Channing whining]
677
0:31:53,515 --> 0:31:56,450
What are you whining about?
At least you got laid.
678
0:31:56,947 --> 0:31:58,914
Oh, hey, you--
[Max] Holy shit.
679
0:31:58,916 --> 0:32:1,950
Do you know where
the bathroom is?
[passerby] Over there.
680
0:32:1,952 --> 0:32:3,127
That way? Jesus.
Yeah.
681
0:32:3,129 --> 0:32:4,788
Where? How far?
Just keep going north.
682
0:32:4,790 --> 0:32:6,130
Is it far?
It's a good walk.
683
0:32:6,132 --> 0:32:7,791
It's far?
Straight that way.
684
0:32:7,793 --> 0:32:9,727
Fuck.
685
0:32:12,336 --> 0:32:15,832
I can't believe
this is happening to me.
686
0:32:17,770 --> 0:32:20,474
Dear God. [groans]
687
0:32:21,15 --> 0:32:22,641
I can't believe
I'm doing this.
688
0:32:22,643 --> 0:32:26,18
Oh, my fucking God. Jesus.
689
0:32:26,20 --> 0:32:28,515
Oh, my God. This--
Okay, it's happening.
It's happening.
690
0:32:28,517 --> 0:32:32,651
It's happening. No! Fuck!
Oh, my-- Fuck.
Are you fucking kidding?
691
0:32:32,653 --> 0:32:35,27
-I'm so sorry, Chloe.
We gotta go.
-[belt unfastening]
692
0:32:35,29 --> 0:32:37,392
[flies buzzing]
[groans]
693
0:32:37,394 --> 0:32:40,164
We gotta-- [groans]
[diarrhea splattering]
694
0:32:41,167 --> 0:32:42,892
Oh, I'm so sorry.
695
0:32:43,796 --> 0:32:45,631
[Max farts, sobs]
696
0:32:45,633 --> 0:32:47,831
We are never dating again.
697
0:32:47,833 --> 0:32:50,174
Holy crap.
698
0:32:50,836 --> 0:32:52,176
[text alert dings]
699
0:32:52,178 --> 0:32:54,871
["Growing Up" playing]
700
0:32:56,644 --> 0:32:58,50
[sighs]
701
0:32:58,52 --> 0:33:0,547
I literally--
702
0:33:1,253 --> 0:33:7,653
♪ Down the halls
Of shy and awkward♪
703
0:33:7,655 --> 0:33:10,590
Okay, buddy,
let's get the hell out of here.
704
0:33:11,593 --> 0:33:16,827
♪ Without somebody like you♪
Chloe, look what I got.
[laughs]
705
0:33:16,829 --> 0:33:19,599
What do you think?
Yeah, check it out.
Check it out. [babbles]
706
0:33:19,601 --> 0:33:22,701
[woofs]
Do you like it? [babbles]
707
0:33:22,703 --> 0:33:24,274
♪ Every day attached...♪
708
0:33:24,276 --> 0:33:26,705
Yes, this is where
you can dig your hole.
709
0:33:26,707 --> 0:33:28,36
Knock yourself out.
710
0:33:28,38 --> 0:33:30,874
♪ Wreaking our own kind
Of havoc♪
711
0:33:30,876 --> 0:33:32,216
[Nicole] Okay.
712
0:33:33,384 --> 0:33:35,219
Okay, Channing. Come here.
713
0:33:35,221 --> 0:33:38,717
Come on. Good boy. Good boy.
714
0:33:40,919 --> 0:33:42,193
[groans]
715
0:33:42,195 --> 0:33:45,889
♪ And joy was the name
Of the game♪
716
0:33:45,891 --> 0:33:47,55
It's a little fish.
717
0:33:47,57 --> 0:33:49,233
♪ Growing up beside you♪
718
0:33:49,235 --> 0:33:51,26
Yeah. Good, huh?
[text alert dings]
719
0:33:51,28 --> 0:33:52,698
That's yours. It's for you.
720
0:33:52,700 --> 0:33:56,108
♪ Living out loud every day♪
721
0:33:56,110 --> 0:33:58,33
[song continues playing]
722
0:33:58,35 --> 0:33:59,441
[shutter clicks]
[chuckles]
723
0:34:0,708 --> 0:34:3,841
♪ Growing up with you♪
724
0:34:5,119 --> 0:34:7,119
[no audible dialogue]
725
0:34:7,121 --> 0:34:10,254
♪ Careless♪
726
0:34:10,256 --> 0:34:15,259
♪ Shortcutting through
The wild abandon♪
727
0:34:16,53 --> 0:34:18,658
♪ If I was no, you were yes♪
728
0:34:18,660 --> 0:34:21,265
♪ You were the dollars
To my cents♪
729
0:34:21,267 --> 0:34:26,270
♪ If I would whisper
You would roar♪
730
0:34:26,272 --> 0:34:29,174
♪ Roar♪
731
0:34:29,902 --> 0:34:32,969
♪ Oh, growing up♪
732
0:34:36,282 --> 0:34:40,119
I should have invested
in Crypt-Yo stock
when it was cheap.
733
0:34:41,980 --> 0:34:44,684
[gasps] Holy shit.
734
0:34:45,786 --> 0:34:48,116
[whispering] Oh, my God.
735
0:34:48,118 --> 0:34:49,854
What is that?
736
0:34:55,532 --> 0:34:58,170
Wait, is this a room
just for a tub?
737
0:34:58,172 --> 0:35:0,172
Wow.
738
0:35:3,771 --> 0:35:5,210
Fuck it.
739
0:35:6,213 --> 0:35:9,280
Oh, God. Ooh.
740
0:35:9,282 --> 0:35:12,217
Yep. Yes.
This fits just right.
741
0:35:12,219 --> 0:35:14,813
-[owner] Ding dong!
-Shit.
742
0:35:16,223 --> 0:35:18,47
You must be Nicole.
743
0:35:19,116 --> 0:35:20,918
Hey.
744
0:35:21,228 --> 0:35:23,921
Hi, I'm Nicole. Hi.
745
0:35:24,154 --> 0:35:25,725
Um... Oops.
746
0:35:25,727 --> 0:35:27,793
I was just, uh,
747
0:35:27,795 --> 0:35:30,202
really getting a feel
for the space.
748
0:35:30,204 --> 0:35:31,500
Cool, cool.
Do your thing.
749
0:35:31,502 --> 0:35:33,238
I respect your process.
750
0:35:33,240 --> 0:35:34,899
Just wanted to say,
751
0:35:35,209 --> 0:35:36,340
yo.
752
0:35:37,244 --> 0:35:38,243
Yo.
753
0:35:38,245 --> 0:35:39,244
I'm Hunter.
754
0:35:39,246 --> 0:35:42,973
Oh, yeah. I-I figured.
755
0:35:42,975 --> 0:35:45,514
-Want to take a bath?
-No, no. I'm good. I'll get out.
756
0:35:45,516 --> 0:35:47,219
-Are you sure?
-Yeah, I'm sure.
757
0:35:47,221 --> 0:35:50,453
Because I call this
a room for a bath.
758
0:35:51,49 --> 0:35:52,752
Right. Of course.
759
0:35:52,754 --> 0:35:55,920
Did you want
to see the rest?
Yes. Please.
760
0:35:56,230 --> 0:35:58,87
I show you the world.
761
0:35:59,563 --> 0:36:1,959
This is room for cook.
762
0:36:5,371 --> 0:36:10,198
So, yeah,
that is what I'm thinking.
763
0:36:10,200 --> 0:36:13,278
I gotta say,
I am vibing this.
764
0:36:13,280 --> 0:36:14,378
Hard.
765
0:36:14,380 --> 0:36:16,204
Yeah?
Yeet!
766
0:36:16,206 --> 0:36:22,881
It's the Dalai Lama
meets Wayne Manor.
But, like, in an authentic way.
767
0:36:22,883 --> 0:36:26,258
That-- That is exactly
what I was going for.
768
0:36:26,260 --> 0:36:29,789
Hey, there's this restaurant
downtown I'm thinking
of investing in.
769
0:36:29,791 --> 0:36:32,792
It's completely inspired
by ASMR.
770
0:36:32,794 --> 0:36:34,860
You will eat
with all your,
uh, senses.
771
0:36:34,862 --> 0:36:39,568
I'd, uh-- I'd love
to take you there,
get your feel on the flow.
772
0:36:41,33 --> 0:36:42,604
Oh, wow.
773
0:36:42,606 --> 0:36:46,102
Yes, I-- I'm flattered.
[chuckles]
774
0:36:46,104 --> 0:36:50,238
It's the ultimate
sensory experience.
It's rad.
775
0:36:50,240 --> 0:36:53,978
Yeah. Um... i-it sounds rad.
776
0:36:54,420 --> 0:36:56,211
[whimpering]
777
0:36:56,213 --> 0:36:59,819
Hey, what's going on,
girl?
778
0:36:59,821 --> 0:37:2,987
Yesterday you were throwing up.
Now you want seconds?
779
0:37:4,430 --> 0:37:5,660
[sighs]
780
0:37:5,662 --> 0:37:8,58
Okay, I'm-- I'm sorry,
we gotta get ready.
781
0:37:8,60 --> 0:37:13,305
It's time to meet
Grandma and Grandpa.
And try not to judge me.
782
0:37:13,307 --> 0:37:15,131
We can't choose
our parents.
783
0:37:16,233 --> 0:37:17,441
Okay, here we are.
784
0:37:17,443 --> 0:37:20,136
This is the place.
[whirring]
785
0:37:20,138 --> 0:37:22,6
Holy shit.
786
0:37:24,76 --> 0:37:28,111
I can't believe
you're here, Max.
[chuckles]
787
0:37:28,113 --> 0:37:30,421
Here, sweetie,
have a cracker.
Oh, no, thanks.
788
0:37:30,423 --> 0:37:32,852
-There you go.
-Thank you.
789
0:37:32,854 --> 0:37:35,690
I love what you've done
with the place.
790
0:37:35,692 --> 0:37:38,286
-It's always a work
in progress, yeah.
-Mmm.
791
0:37:38,288 --> 0:37:42,433
-Did you see the wind man
out front?
-Uh-huh. Yeah, he-- he's cool.
792
0:37:42,435 --> 0:37:44,633
Max, you seem happy.
793
0:37:44,635 --> 0:37:47,163
Yeah. Yeah, I am. I'm--
794
0:37:47,165 --> 0:37:52,476
I mean,
Chloe's been helping a lot.
You know, she's pretty special.
795
0:37:52,478 --> 0:37:54,269
Yeah, she's a real beauty,
Son.
796
0:37:54,271 --> 0:37:57,140
She's got a little meat
on her bones too.
Like her grandma.
797
0:37:57,142 --> 0:37:58,306
[laughing]
[laughs] Stop.
798
0:37:58,308 --> 0:38:0,847
Is she looking kind of heavy?
It's weird.
799
0:38:0,849 --> 0:38:3,355
I mean, at first
she couldn't keep
any food down,
800
0:38:3,357 --> 0:38:5,489
and lately she can't get enough.
801
0:38:5,491 --> 0:38:9,119
Well, let me take a look at her.
Here, come to Mama,
you sweet girl, yeah.
802
0:38:9,121 --> 0:38:12,661
-Look at you.
You're just so pretty.
-[all chuckling]
803
0:38:13,994 --> 0:38:15,323
Honey?
Hmm?
804
0:38:15,325 --> 0:38:17,127
Could she be pregnant?
805
0:38:17,129 --> 0:38:18,403
[laughing] No.
806
0:38:18,405 --> 0:38:20,372
[Max's father laughing]
No, that's impossible.
807
0:38:20,374 --> 0:38:22,66
So she's been spayed?
808
0:38:27,480 --> 0:38:29,381
No fucking way.
809
0:38:30,142 --> 0:38:31,482
[paper crinkling]
810
0:38:31,484 --> 0:38:33,484
All right, pick her up
and place her over the bowl,
811
0:38:33,486 --> 0:38:36,520
but, like,
in her normal
squatting position.
812
0:38:36,522 --> 0:38:38,918
I don't think
this is how we do it, man.
813
0:38:38,920 --> 0:38:42,20
It is.
I read this is how they do it
in Finland.
814
0:38:42,22 --> 0:38:44,154
Finland? What?
815
0:38:44,156 --> 0:38:45,397
Yes. I read, okay?
816
0:38:45,399 --> 0:38:47,223
Don't be uncultured, Max.
It's unattractive.
817
0:38:47,225 --> 0:38:49,324
You're the one who dragged me
to a drugstore bathroom
818
0:38:49,326 --> 0:38:51,997
to stick a piece of plastic
under my dog's vag--
I can't even say it.
819
0:38:51,999 --> 0:38:55,0
I'm trying to help you with
your 16 and Pregnant -ass dog,
okay?
820
0:38:55,2 --> 0:38:58,36
You could learn something
from her.
Gettin' laid on the first date.
821
0:38:58,38 --> 0:39:0,5
Can you not be
so disrespectful?
822
0:39:0,7 --> 0:39:1,743
I swear I get stupider
just being around you.
823
0:39:1,745 --> 0:39:5,142
Hold on,
I feel her muscles moving.
I think she's gonna...
824
0:39:5,419 --> 0:39:7,177
[farts]
Oh.
825
0:39:7,179 --> 0:39:9,784
-Oh, that's vile! Whew.
-It's okay. It's okay, Chloe.
826
0:39:9,786 --> 0:39:12,556
-She's probably just nervous.
-It's lingering! [laughs]
827
0:39:12,558 --> 0:39:13,722
It's okay, Chloe.
It's lingering, dude.
828
0:39:13,724 --> 0:39:15,526
[panting]
Hold on.
829
0:39:15,528 --> 0:39:18,430
-Okay.
-Oh, she's weeing. She's weeing.
830
0:39:18,432 --> 0:39:20,190
She's weeing.
Oh, thank God.
831
0:39:20,192 --> 0:39:22,434
[groans] It's on my finger.
Did it get on the thing?
832
0:39:22,436 --> 0:39:24,359
It did. Ugh!
833
0:39:24,361 --> 0:39:25,569
Okay.
Here, girl.
834
0:39:25,571 --> 0:39:28,803
I'm sorry. [kisses]
Okay, all right.
835
0:39:28,805 --> 0:39:30,541
What?
I got good news
and bad news.
836
0:39:30,543 --> 0:39:32,543
Well,
what's the bad news?
837
0:39:32,545 --> 0:39:35,403
It's the same news either way.
It's inconclusive.
838
0:39:35,405 --> 0:39:39,77
That's just no news.
So what do we do now?
839
0:39:39,79 --> 0:39:41,585
-You know.
-[whispering]
I don't know.
840
0:39:41,587 --> 0:39:43,312
If plan A didn't work...
841
0:39:44,381 --> 0:39:47,459
Can you go up there?
No, this is your dog.
You got it.
842
0:39:47,461 --> 0:39:49,87
I'm too anxious, man.
I'm anxious being in here.
843
0:39:49,89 --> 0:39:51,89
Think about it
as a growing experience.
844
0:39:51,91 --> 0:39:52,992
Adding to your progress.
You got this.
Here we go.
845
0:39:52,994 --> 0:39:55,797
Hi.
Hi there. How can I help you?
846
0:39:56,228 --> 0:39:57,799
Um...
847
0:39:57,801 --> 0:40:0,65
Do you sell the, um...
848
0:40:0,67 --> 0:40:2,265
[whispering]
...the Plan B pill here?
849
0:40:2,267 --> 0:40:3,475
Yes, we do.
850
0:40:3,477 --> 0:40:4,773
Um...
You do.
851
0:40:4,775 --> 0:40:6,302
I mean,
we generally do
a short consultation
852
0:40:6,304 --> 0:40:9,173
with the patient
who we'll be
prescribing it to.
853
0:40:10,11 --> 0:40:11,274
Oh, okay.
854
0:40:11,276 --> 0:40:12,517
Um,
855
0:40:12,519 --> 0:40:14,442
I mean, she's--
she's right here.
856
0:40:14,444 --> 0:40:17,489
We're kind of, uh--
Yeah, she's--
857
0:40:18,448 --> 0:40:20,448
Uh...
858
0:40:20,450 --> 0:40:22,824
He got the bitch
pregnant. [laughs]
859
0:40:24,25 --> 0:40:28,126
Oh, yeah.
You're the two morons who got
the pregnancy test for your dog.
860
0:40:28,128 --> 0:40:29,699
They've been laughing at you
for the last ten minutes.
861
0:40:29,701 --> 0:40:31,327
Is that not--
[pharmacist] Okay.
862
0:40:31,329 --> 0:40:33,461
Do you know how inaccessible
this kind of health care is
863
0:40:33,463 --> 0:40:35,463
to most people
across America?
864
0:40:35,465 --> 0:40:40,39
And you want me to hand it over
to you so you can put it
in a piece of cheese.
865
0:40:40,41 --> 0:40:41,843
-Um...
-Maybe smear
some peanut butter on it.
866
0:40:41,845 --> 0:40:43,713
I wasn't gonna wrap it in--
I hadn't thought that far.
867
0:40:43,715 --> 0:40:45,814
Put it in a Beggin' Strip.
You know?
868
0:40:45,816 --> 0:40:47,475
No. No.
No? Yeah?
869
0:40:47,477 --> 0:40:49,147
What was the plan?
870
0:40:49,149 --> 0:40:51,281
Was this the plan?
This was the whole plan?
871
0:40:51,283 --> 0:40:54,119
You were gonna come in,
swing hard on the
"it's for a dog" angle.
872
0:40:54,121 --> 0:40:58,57
Not even broach a lie
that it's for a human woman.
873
0:40:58,59 --> 0:41:2,501
And I was gonna be like,
"Yeah, guys. Let's do it."
874
0:41:2,734 --> 0:41:3,898
Uh...
875
0:41:3,900 --> 0:41:5,669
We'd hoped.
Yeah?
876
0:41:5,671 --> 0:41:7,671
Why don't we just go snort
some fuckin' Adderall?
877
0:41:7,673 --> 0:41:10,542
'Cause apparently I can just
grab some stuff off the shelf
and give it to anyone.
878
0:41:10,544 --> 0:41:14,370
Okay, I have one solution
I can offer you.
879
0:41:14,372 --> 0:41:16,141
We'll go around back,
880
0:41:16,143 --> 0:41:19,177
and I'll give your fuckin' pug
a back-alley abortion
or whatever.
881
0:41:19,179 --> 0:41:20,750
-Can you do that?
-No, I can't fucking do that!
882
0:41:20,752 --> 0:41:22,686
-She can't do that!
-Right. Yes, okay.
883
0:41:22,688 --> 0:41:26,558
I can't do that
because I'm not a vet.
You need to go to a vet.
884
0:41:26,560 --> 0:41:30,320
[whispering] Vets are
really expensive, and I could
lose my job any day now.
885
0:41:30,322 --> 0:41:32,58
I'm his boss.
886
0:41:32,60 --> 0:41:33,697
That's terrifying.
I hope you don't work
in anything important.
887
0:41:33,699 --> 0:41:35,765
He's spending a lot of his money
on that psychoanalyst.
888
0:41:35,767 --> 0:41:37,525
It's a therapist, man.
889
0:41:37,527 --> 0:41:40,396
-I absolutely don't care
about this.
-Just letting her know.
890
0:41:40,398 --> 0:41:41,705
-You need to go to a vet.
-[Sid] Yep.
891
0:41:41,707 --> 0:41:43,366
And if you can't
afford that,
892
0:41:43,368 --> 0:41:46,72
you need to get in touch
with the owner
of the father.
893
0:41:46,338 --> 0:41:47,711
[groans]
Ah!
894
0:41:47,713 --> 0:41:49,207
She's talkin' about
Channing Tatum's mom.
895
0:41:49,209 --> 0:41:51,77
What the fuck planet
do you guys live on?
896
0:41:51,79 --> 0:41:53,585
It doesn't matter.
It's-- It--
The mom to the doggy.
897
0:41:53,587 --> 0:41:55,686
[whispering] Come here.
Come here.
898
0:41:55,688 --> 0:41:57,688
Now, get the fuck
out of my face.
899
0:41:57,690 --> 0:41:59,316
Yeah.
Yeah.
900
0:42:0,957 --> 0:42:2,550
It's a stupid fuckin' idea.
901
0:42:2,552 --> 0:42:4,420
You gotta call that girl,
Nicole.
That's not happening.
902
0:42:4,422 --> 0:42:8,556
[Hunter]
Prepare to experience food
with all your senses.
903
0:42:8,558 --> 0:42:10,360
It's really nice.
904
0:42:10,362 --> 0:42:13,902
Yes, it makes you
question reality.
905
0:42:19,437 --> 0:42:21,305
Soup.
906
0:42:23,210 --> 0:42:24,649
Oh, excuse me,
do you have a--
907
0:42:24,651 --> 0:42:26,310
[squelching]
908
0:42:27,819 --> 0:42:31,755
Ah! It is now time to enjoy
the sense of touch.
909
0:42:31,757 --> 0:42:33,592
Okay.
910
0:42:35,420 --> 0:42:39,422
[gasps]
Shit, that's really hot.
911
0:42:39,424 --> 0:42:41,160
It's delicious.
912
0:42:41,591 --> 0:42:45,670
[Hunter]
The next course is, uh, smell.
913
0:42:47,399 --> 0:42:50,103
[sniffing]
914
0:42:50,468 --> 0:42:52,105
[sniffs] Whoo!
915
0:42:52,778 --> 0:42:54,470
Delicious.
916
0:42:54,747 --> 0:42:56,615
[whispering] Delicious.
917
0:42:56,947 --> 0:42:57,946
[exhales]
918
0:42:57,948 --> 0:43:0,113
[snaps]
[shouts]
919
0:43:1,413 --> 0:43:3,479
[crunching]
Mmm.
920
0:43:3,481 --> 0:43:7,483
[whispering]
It's salty. It's bready.
It's tasty.
921
0:43:7,485 --> 0:43:9,793
[crunching]
922
0:43:9,795 --> 0:43:12,455
Delizioso.
[crunching continues]
923
0:43:12,457 --> 0:43:13,698
[Nicole] Yeah.
924
0:43:14,998 --> 0:43:18,362
Hey, are you not vibing this?
925
0:43:19,464 --> 0:43:20,804
Do you want to get
some real food?
926
0:43:20,806 --> 0:43:22,168
Yes. Yes, I do.
927
0:43:22,170 --> 0:43:23,774
Well, let's get out
of here, huh?
Oh, okay.
928
0:43:23,776 --> 0:43:26,304
-Two-piece chicken.
You bet.
-Thank you.
929
0:43:26,306 --> 0:43:28,273
Thanks for being,
uh, cool with this.
930
0:43:28,275 --> 0:43:30,715
Are you kidding me?
I love food trucks.
931
0:43:30,717 --> 0:43:32,442
Right?
Mm-hmm.
932
0:43:32,444 --> 0:43:35,687
There's something about
their transient nature.
933
0:43:35,689 --> 0:43:37,986
You gotta enjoy it
while it's here.
934
0:43:39,649 --> 0:43:41,451
That's almost
sorta deep.
935
0:43:41,453 --> 0:43:44,223
I'm very deep.
Like infinity pool.
936
0:43:44,225 --> 0:43:47,61
[phone ringing]
Mmm.
937
0:43:47,63 --> 0:43:49,657
I'm so sorry.
This number keeps calling me.
938
0:43:49,659 --> 0:43:52,528
Why can't people just do
normal phone calls?
939
0:43:52,530 --> 0:43:55,201
Um, this might be an emergency.
Could you just hold on?
940
0:43:55,203 --> 0:43:57,5
-[phone chimes]
-Oh, my God--
941
0:43:57,7 --> 0:43:59,667
-Hey. So, um--
-Um, yeah,
I'll just be right back.
942
0:43:59,669 --> 0:44:2,538
What the fuck?
I said lose my number.
943
0:44:2,540 --> 0:44:7,543
Well, I can't
when you're gonna be
a grandmother. [laughs]
944
0:44:7,545 --> 0:44:10,546
What are you talking about,
you psychopath?
945
0:44:10,548 --> 0:44:13,351
W-- Wait a sec-- No. No way.
That's not even possible.
946
0:44:13,353 --> 0:44:15,859
[Max] No, it's possible.
It's possible
because it's happening.
947
0:44:15,861 --> 0:44:19,357
That's what's happening
right now. It's happening now,
so it's possible.
948
0:44:19,359 --> 0:44:21,733
Okay, well,
Channing Tatum
is not the father.
949
0:44:21,735 --> 0:44:23,361
Well, Chloe hasn't been
sleeping around.
950
0:44:23,363 --> 0:44:25,528
Really? She seemed kind of
free with herself at the park.
951
0:44:25,530 --> 0:44:28,69
Hold on. I'm sorry.
Are you slut-shaming my dog?
952
0:44:28,71 --> 0:44:31,534
Listen to me.
Channing does not
even have balls, okay?
953
0:44:31,536 --> 0:44:34,273
Hold on-- What do you--
How do you know that?
954
0:44:34,275 --> 0:44:36,341
I think I would have
noticed his balls.
955
0:44:36,343 --> 0:44:38,112
And the vet checked, okay?
He's neutered.
956
0:44:38,114 --> 0:44:40,510
Okay, well, he has a penis.
What?
957
0:44:40,512 --> 0:44:44,580
Yes, of course he has a penis,
but you need balls
for the penis--
958
0:44:46,760 --> 0:44:48,892
-I can't do this right now.
-You can't do this?
959
0:44:48,894 --> 0:44:50,553
Wait,
how come Chloe wasn't spayed?
960
0:44:50,555 --> 0:44:52,621
Yeah, well, she was gonna be.
She was about to be.
961
0:44:52,623 --> 0:44:56,394
I was gonna take her
to an appointment,
and then your mutt mounted her.
962
0:44:56,396 --> 0:44:58,561
-Oh, who are you calling a mutt?
-I'm calling your mutt a mutt.
963
0:44:58,563 --> 0:45:0,772
Yeah, well, it's better a mutt
than a slut!
964
0:45:0,774 --> 0:45:1,773
[phone beeping]
965
0:45:1,775 --> 0:45:5,909
Wow. [laughing] Wow.
966
0:45:5,911 --> 0:45:7,911
[Nicole]
Oh, my God.
967
0:45:8,914 --> 0:45:10,540
I am so sorry
about that.
968
0:45:10,542 --> 0:45:13,411
Chill, chill,
chill, chill, chill.
No worries.
969
0:45:13,413 --> 0:45:17,789
So you were saying that--
I got an early sound bath,
so I should call it.
970
0:45:17,791 --> 0:45:20,825
Thanks for hanging.
Okay. Um...
971
0:45:21,619 --> 0:45:23,993
Let's get down to work
tomorrow.
972
0:45:23,995 --> 0:45:25,830
[text alert dings]
973
0:45:28,296 --> 0:45:29,999
[sighs]
974
0:45:30,1 --> 0:45:32,837
Okay, these puppies
better not be yours.
975
0:45:34,434 --> 0:45:35,840
Come on.
976
0:45:36,942 --> 0:45:38,634
[vet] ...or a Monopoly piece
up your butt.
977
0:45:38,636 --> 0:45:40,735
It happens
when you're a kid.
978
0:45:40,737 --> 0:45:42,946
Uh-oh, look who's here.
Hey.
979
0:45:42,948 --> 0:45:44,816
I smell a vape pen.
[scoffs]
980
0:45:44,818 --> 0:45:46,950
-You guys ready
to solve a mystery?
-Mmm.
981
0:45:46,952 --> 0:45:48,644
It's like Scooby-Doo.
982
0:45:48,646 --> 0:45:50,316
I'll be Fred,
you can be Daphne or Velma,
983
0:45:50,318 --> 0:45:51,955
and you can be
a young Abraham Lincoln,
984
0:45:51,957 --> 0:45:53,858
'cause that's
what you look like.
985
0:45:53,860 --> 0:45:55,453
So how did you two meet?
986
0:45:55,455 --> 0:45:56,960
-God. Please, just no.
-Can we not do this?
987
0:45:56,962 --> 0:45:58,456
Really none of my business.
988
0:45:58,458 --> 0:46:1,327
But I just have to say,
I sense some sexual tension.
989
0:46:1,329 --> 0:46:2,834
-You are mistaken.
-Mmm.
990
0:46:2,836 --> 0:46:5,661
Not between you.
The dogs. [laughs]
991
0:46:5,663 --> 0:46:10,798
You know what?
I think that Chloe does feel
a little thicc, with two C's.
992
0:46:10,800 --> 0:46:14,978
I know the lingo.
Tell you what, let's get old
Channing Tatum up on the table
993
0:46:14,980 --> 0:46:17,442
and we'll see
if this is even possible, huh?
994
0:46:17,444 --> 0:46:18,641
Yeah, let's.
995
0:46:18,643 --> 0:46:20,676
-Chloe, come here.
-[Nicole] Come on. Okay.
996
0:46:20,678 --> 0:46:22,777
Come on up, pal. There ya go.
997
0:46:22,779 --> 0:46:25,483
Ooh. Well,
I'm glad you didn't kill him.
There you go.
998
0:46:25,485 --> 0:46:27,452
-You were gonna kill the dog?
-[vet] How you been?
999
0:46:27,454 --> 0:46:29,454
-No, just shut up.
-[vet] Should we find out
what's going on?
1000
0:46:29,456 --> 0:46:31,654
-What's that?
-Well, that's his penis.
1001
0:46:31,656 --> 0:46:33,788
And that's a great penis.
It's a really, really good one.
1002
0:46:33,790 --> 0:46:34,998
Not that, the--
1003
0:46:35,0 --> 0:46:37,869
Yeah, the ball--
the ball circle things.
1004
0:46:37,871 --> 0:46:38,969
What are those?
1005
0:46:38,971 --> 0:46:41,499
Oh, fuck me.
He's cryptorchid.
1006
0:46:41,501 --> 0:46:43,666
-What does that mean?
-In English, please.
1007
0:46:43,668 --> 0:46:45,668
It means that he has
two functioning testicles.
1008
0:46:45,670 --> 0:46:47,703
They just never dropped
from his abdomen.
1009
0:46:47,705 --> 0:46:49,705
-What? That's possible?
-Yeah, it's possible.
1010
0:46:49,707 --> 0:46:52,708
Well, good for you!
You're shooting live rounds,
buddy!
1011
0:46:52,710 --> 0:46:54,677
-[imitates shooting] All right.
-Okay.
1012
0:46:54,679 --> 0:46:57,20
Are you ready
for the next segment
of The Maury Povich Show?
1013
0:46:57,22 --> 0:46:59,484
-Please stop.
-Come on, Chloe, you're next.
1014
0:46:59,486 --> 0:47:0,585
Okay.
1015
0:47:2,522 --> 0:47:6,524
I'd say it's about
T-minus 45 days
until showtime.
1016
0:47:7,824 --> 0:47:9,901
You two are
gonna be grandparents.
1017
0:47:14,864 --> 0:47:16,369
Oh.
1018
0:47:16,668 --> 0:47:18,437
Come on, Channing.
1019
0:47:20,837 --> 0:47:24,872
[vet] Now, if you want a copy
of the ultrasound,
it's just 49.95.
1020
0:47:24,874 --> 0:47:29,448
[Max] And then she just
storms out. I mean,
she's an awful human. 750 bucks!
1021
0:47:29,450 --> 0:47:30,878
Thank God
you currently have a job.
1022
0:47:30,880 --> 0:47:33,221
I'm sure I can be
a single grandfather.
1023
0:47:33,223 --> 0:47:35,289
I'm good with one dog.
I can handle five.
1024
0:47:35,291 --> 0:47:37,522
Don't worry.
I'll be your godfather.
1025
0:47:37,524 --> 0:47:41,31
[in gruff voice]
May your first puppies
be masculine puppies.
1026
0:47:41,33 --> 0:47:43,693
I'm so fuckin' screwed.
1027
0:47:43,695 --> 0:47:46,762
[keyboard playing]
1028
0:47:50,141 --> 0:47:55,914
I haven't really
written anything
in a while, um...
1029
0:47:56,708 --> 0:47:58,81
but you've kind of inspired me,
1030
0:47:58,83 --> 0:48:1,249
so I thought maybe
I'd try to write you a little--
1031
0:48:1,251 --> 0:48:3,548
[keyboard playing]
1032
0:48:3,550 --> 0:48:7,882
♪ Chloe, little spaniel♪
1033
0:48:7,884 --> 0:48:10,962
♪ Nothin' we can't handle♪
1034
0:48:10,964 --> 0:48:14,966
♪ Stealin' my toast
And stealin' my heart♪
1035
0:48:14,968 --> 0:48:17,969
♪ Buddies even when you bark♪
1036
0:48:17,971 --> 0:48:19,696
Or fart.
1037
0:48:20,105 --> 0:48:21,731
Yeah, fart. [chuckles]
1038
0:48:21,733 --> 0:48:24,734
♪ Chloe, every day♪
1039
0:48:24,736 --> 0:48:28,78
♪ We both wake up
Ready to play♪
1040
0:48:28,80 --> 0:48:32,115
♪ Never gonna say goodbye♪
1041
0:48:32,117 --> 0:48:37,714
♪ To my furry Jedi♪
1042
0:48:38,915 --> 0:48:40,959
What do you think?
1043
0:48:42,589 --> 0:48:44,127
I'm sorry.
1044
0:48:45,130 --> 0:48:47,31
[Nicole]
Does he look sad to you?
1045
0:48:47,528 --> 0:48:49,759
Hate that he misses that hussy.
1046
0:48:49,761 --> 0:48:51,761
Dude, maybe he's bummed
1047
0:48:51,763 --> 0:48:54,203
because you've basically
robbed him of the chance
to be a father.
1048
0:48:54,205 --> 0:48:58,603
You're like single-handedly
perpetuating the stereotype
of deadbeat dads.
1049
0:48:58,605 --> 0:49:2,145
Okay, what am I supposed to do?
Max is a complete lunatic.
1050
0:49:2,147 --> 0:49:5,148
Well, you're just mad
because you kind of liked him,
1051
0:49:5,150 --> 0:49:6,512
and he wasn't into you.
1052
0:49:6,514 --> 0:49:8,151
Oh, no. [scoffs] Please.
1053
0:49:8,153 --> 0:49:11,979
Okay, the guy
disinfected a park bench
for, like, five minutes,
1054
0:49:11,981 --> 0:49:13,354
like a serial killer.
1055
0:49:13,356 --> 0:49:15,59
Are you really
gonna punish your dog
1056
0:49:15,61 --> 0:49:17,160
because the owner
of his baby mama
rejected you?
1057
0:49:17,162 --> 0:49:19,888
[sighs] Okay, bye.
[phone beeps]
1058
0:49:20,792 --> 0:49:23,628
Oh, buddy,
what did you get us into, huh?
1059
0:49:23,630 --> 0:49:25,993
I think you're muted.
Yeah, you're muted.
1060
0:49:25,995 --> 0:49:28,831
[colleague] Oh, my gosh.
Sorry, you guys. [chuckles]
1061
0:49:28,833 --> 0:49:30,998
You would think I would know...
[cell phone chimes]
1062
0:49:31,0 --> 0:49:32,637
...how to use Zoom by now.
Okay, sorry.
1063
0:49:32,639 --> 0:49:35,970
Um, so what I'd love to do
is just jump into
1064
0:49:35,972 --> 0:49:39,248
the customer survey numbers
that came back.
1065
0:49:39,250 --> 0:49:41,778
Um, I know we're just digging--
1066
0:49:44,651 --> 0:49:46,90
Hey.
1067
0:49:47,93 --> 0:49:48,422
Hey.
1068
0:49:48,424 --> 0:49:50,94
Uh...
1069
0:49:51,20 --> 0:49:52,195
Wow.
1070
0:49:52,197 --> 0:49:54,98
Aw. [chuckles]
1071
0:49:54,100 --> 0:49:55,693
He was a little concerned
1072
0:49:55,695 --> 0:49:57,860
she wouldn't go for him
with the cone on.
1073
0:49:57,862 --> 0:49:58,993
So you had him...
1074
0:49:58,995 --> 0:50:1,600
Yeah, just right off.
1075
0:50:1,602 --> 0:50:4,867
But he's been acting strange
since before then.
1076
0:50:4,869 --> 0:50:8,2
Yeah, Chloe's had
a permanent case
of the Mondays.
1077
0:50:8,4 --> 0:50:10,114
Mmm. Look at them now.
[chuckles]
1078
0:50:10,116 --> 0:50:13,150
Yeah, they clearly
dig each other.
1079
0:50:14,87 --> 0:50:16,87
-Oh, uh...
-Yeah?
1080
0:50:16,89 --> 0:50:18,386
Sorry. He wouldn't
give it up that easy.
1081
0:50:18,388 --> 0:50:19,849
At least not as easy
as she did.
1082
0:50:19,851 --> 0:50:21,422
Ha!
1083
0:50:23,855 --> 0:50:29,232
Oh. Here.
It's my half of the vet bill.
1084
0:50:29,927 --> 0:50:31,102
Oh.
1085
0:50:32,237 --> 0:50:34,402
Thanks.
Yeah.
1086
0:50:34,404 --> 0:50:36,239
I also found
some great podcasts
1087
0:50:36,241 --> 0:50:37,702
about raising puppies
on Spotify.
1088
0:50:37,704 --> 0:50:40,738
I can share the playlist I made
with you, if you want.
1089
0:50:40,740 --> 0:50:42,245
That's actually
really cool.
1090
0:50:43,479 --> 0:50:46,315
Look, I know how long this
whole pregnancy thing lasts.
1091
0:50:46,317 --> 0:50:48,119
And I do everything alone.
1092
0:50:48,121 --> 0:50:50,121
And I know how hard it is,
and how--
1093
0:50:50,123 --> 0:50:51,848
Look, I mean,
honestly, I could--
1094
0:50:53,126 --> 0:50:54,752
I couldn't have done
the vet visit
1095
0:50:54,754 --> 0:50:57,51
without somebody else there
helping me stay focused,
1096
0:50:57,53 --> 0:50:58,954
even if it was you.
1097
0:50:58,956 --> 0:51:1,132
Thanks. I think.
[sighs]
1098
0:51:1,134 --> 0:51:2,760
And I've been reading online
1099
0:51:2,762 --> 0:51:4,630
about the mother's
emotional well-being
1100
0:51:4,632 --> 0:51:6,929
during the pregnancy and how
it can affect the puppies.
1101
0:51:6,931 --> 0:51:10,966
And, I mean, look how happy
they are together, so...
1102
0:51:11,738 --> 0:51:14,277
I don't know,
what if we, as friends,
1103
0:51:14,279 --> 0:51:16,444
got them together
for a few playdates?
1104
0:51:16,446 --> 0:51:17,940
Just until the delivery?
1105
0:51:17,942 --> 0:51:19,150
And, I don't know,
1106
0:51:19,152 --> 0:51:21,152
we can just, like,
drop them off somewhere.
1107
0:51:21,154 --> 0:51:23,484
I definitely do not want you
sticking around my place.
1108
0:51:23,486 --> 0:51:25,288
Well, yeah, I don't want you
at my place either.
1109
0:51:25,290 --> 0:51:26,817
Okay, cool, great.
1110
0:51:26,819 --> 0:51:29,655
Then we can choose
some place neutral
to let them meet up.
1111
0:51:29,657 --> 0:51:31,261
Does that work for you?
1112
0:51:31,263 --> 0:51:33,989
I mean, I guess we'll be
doing it for the kids, right?
1113
0:51:35,927 --> 0:51:37,993
[video narrator]
You don't deliver the puppies.
1114
0:51:37,995 --> 0:51:39,302
Mom does.
1115
0:51:39,304 --> 0:51:42,129
Nature takes absolute control
of everything
1116
0:51:42,131 --> 0:51:45,99
and it all runs smoothly. But--
1117
0:51:45,101 --> 0:51:48,146
[cell phone chimes]
1118
0:51:48,544 --> 0:51:50,5
[snoring]
1119
0:51:59,16 --> 0:52:1,16
It's nice to get
that cone off, huh?
1120
0:52:1,18 --> 0:52:2,886
That thing sucked.
1121
0:52:3,328 --> 0:52:4,789
Hi. Sorry.
Hey.
1122
0:52:4,791 --> 0:52:7,198
We, uh, we got
a little lost. Um...
1123
0:52:7,200 --> 0:52:8,727
I've never been here
before, so...
1124
0:52:8,729 --> 0:52:12,203
Oh. Hi, Chloe.
Oh, she's getting hefty.
1125
0:52:12,205 --> 0:52:13,567
Hefty girl.
1126
0:52:13,569 --> 0:52:15,338
Wait, you've lived here
your entire life
1127
0:52:15,340 --> 0:52:16,999
and you've never been
to Discovery Park?
1128
0:52:17,1 --> 0:52:18,968
How is that
even possible?
1129
0:52:18,970 --> 0:52:21,212
Strangers, bacteria,
wild animals.
1130
0:52:21,214 --> 0:52:23,346
But I brought
a first-aid kit
1131
0:52:23,348 --> 0:52:25,315
and bear repellent,
non-toxic. [sighs]
1132
0:52:25,317 --> 0:52:28,43
Very prepared. All right.
Yeah, I try to be prepared.
1133
0:52:28,45 --> 0:52:30,144
I take it you're not
a big hiker then, huh?
1134
0:52:30,146 --> 0:52:31,453
No, I can hang.
1135
0:52:33,424 --> 0:52:36,260
Nice cardigan.
Thanks.
1136
0:52:36,262 --> 0:52:39,197
I didn't know I was supposed
to dress like Danny Zuko.
1137
0:52:40,156 --> 0:52:42,266
This is amazing.
1138
0:52:42,268 --> 0:52:46,237
I could just
sit here and chill.
1139
0:52:46,239 --> 0:52:49,537
Yeah. It's my thinking spot.
1140
0:52:49,539 --> 0:52:51,242
It gives me good vibes.
1141
0:52:51,244 --> 0:52:54,476
Well, thanks for sharing
your spot with me-- us.
1142
0:52:55,611 --> 0:52:57,248
[sighs]
1143
0:52:57,250 --> 0:52:58,480
You're welcome.
1144
0:53:2,178 --> 0:53:4,552
Oh, shit.
What?
1145
0:53:4,554 --> 0:53:7,181
I just finished all my water
and I forgot to bring them some.
1146
0:53:7,183 --> 0:53:8,754
Oh.
1147
0:53:8,756 --> 0:53:11,394
I swear, I'm such
a selfish asshole sometimes.
1148
0:53:11,396 --> 0:53:13,330
No, you're not.
Here, I got it.
1149
0:53:14,223 --> 0:53:15,860
Got it.
1150
0:53:15,862 --> 0:53:17,862
It's BPA-free, don't worry.
Oh.
1151
0:53:17,864 --> 0:53:20,29
Of course.
I could only assume.
1152
0:53:20,31 --> 0:53:22,306
Here you go, guys!
Here you go.
1153
0:53:22,308 --> 0:53:24,605
♪ Let me go♪
1154
0:53:24,607 --> 0:53:27,410
♪ Let me let you go♪
1155
0:53:27,412 --> 0:53:29,775
♪ Let me go♪
[knocking on door]
1156
0:53:29,777 --> 0:53:32,976
♪ Let me let you go♪
1157
0:53:34,78 --> 0:53:37,145
[song fades]
1158
0:53:38,324 --> 0:53:41,325
Shit, what am I gonna do?
1159
0:53:45,925 --> 0:53:47,661
Okay, make sure
you behave yourself.
1160
0:53:47,663 --> 0:53:49,223
He's doing us a big favor.
1161
0:53:49,225 --> 0:53:51,797
[knocking on door]
[inhales deeply] Okay.
1162
0:53:52,261 --> 0:53:53,667
-Hey.
-Hey.
1163
0:53:53,669 --> 0:53:56,307
Hi. Okay, come on in.
[clears throat]
1164
0:53:56,309 --> 0:53:59,442
Um, I'm gonna need you
to put this on, if that's...
1165
0:54:0,511 --> 0:54:2,544
Really?
Yeah, just in the house.
1166
0:54:3,140 --> 0:54:4,315
Okay.
Sorry.
1167
0:54:4,317 --> 0:54:6,383
[grunts]
Do it quickly,
if that's okay.
1168
0:54:10,147 --> 0:54:13,423
[laughing] I'm just kidding.
You don't have to wear that.
1169
0:54:13,425 --> 0:54:14,688
You don't have to
wear that.
1170
0:54:14,690 --> 0:54:16,151
Would've been
reasonably funny
1171
0:54:16,153 --> 0:54:17,625
if I weren't being
threatened with eviction.
1172
0:54:17,627 --> 0:54:19,693
Yeah, no.
They gave me two days--
1173
0:54:19,695 --> 0:54:21,926
You are gonna have to take
your shoes off though. For real.
1174
0:54:21,928 --> 0:54:23,862
They gave me
two days to decide.
Yeah.
1175
0:54:23,864 --> 0:54:27,129
Me or Channing has to go.
[sighs] And I'm really sorry,
1176
0:54:27,131 --> 0:54:29,538
I just need a little more time
to figure out where to move.
1177
0:54:29,540 --> 0:54:33,344
-Mm-hmm. Yeah.
-Thank you for letting him stay.
1178
0:54:33,346 --> 0:54:35,676
Yeah, I mean,
it's a big step for me,
1179
0:54:35,678 --> 0:54:36,875
but it's what's best
right now.
1180
0:54:36,877 --> 0:54:38,679
You know,
for both of them, so...
1181
0:54:38,681 --> 0:54:41,143
[gasps] Whoa.
Just gonna have to--
What?
1182
0:54:41,145 --> 0:54:42,881
Wait, is this really
from The Godfather?
1183
0:54:42,883 --> 0:54:44,355
Uh, well, technically it is,
but--
1184
0:54:44,357 --> 0:54:47,281
-That is my all-time
favorite movie.
-Which part?
1185
0:54:47,283 --> 0:54:49,316
Not Part III,
that's for damn sure.
1186
0:54:49,318 --> 0:54:51,725
Yeah.
Wait, don't touch it!
Geez!
1187
0:54:51,727 --> 0:54:54,288
I'm sorry. I just--
I didn't. Just--
1188
0:54:54,290 --> 0:54:55,498
-You were going to.
-Oh.
1189
0:54:55,500 --> 0:54:57,368
Oh, oh, oh.
Yeah?
1190
0:54:57,370 --> 0:55:1,570
Will you hook this up
to your Wi-Fi for me?
1191
0:55:1,572 --> 0:55:3,330
Just so I can
make sure he's okay.
1192
0:55:3,332 --> 0:55:5,68
Uh, well, I can't let you
on my network.
1193
0:55:5,378 --> 0:55:6,509
Why?
1194
0:55:6,511 --> 0:55:8,478
I'd have to give you
my password.
1195
0:55:8,480 --> 0:55:10,337
And what if you see me
in my underwear?
1196
0:55:10,339 --> 0:55:11,910
Mmm. That is not
a vision that I need.
1197
0:55:11,912 --> 0:55:13,978
Just please hook it up,
just at night.
1198
0:55:13,980 --> 0:55:16,915
Anything else of mine
you'd like to take over?
1199
0:55:16,917 --> 0:55:20,17
Channing is used to his things,
so this will just...
1200
0:55:20,19 --> 0:55:22,184
-It doesn't have to--
-...get him acclimated.
1201
0:55:22,186 --> 0:55:24,351
Likes them spread out?
Wait, where is Channing?
1202
0:55:24,353 --> 0:55:26,694
-I don't know.
-Ooh, I bet he's marking.
1203
0:55:26,696 --> 0:55:28,399
You don't think he is, do you?
1204
0:55:30,931 --> 0:55:33,437
[whimpering]
1205
0:55:33,439 --> 0:55:36,638
[Channing barking]
1206
0:55:45,242 --> 0:55:46,879
Really?
1207
0:55:47,420 --> 0:55:50,344
[cell phone ringing]
1208
0:55:50,346 --> 0:55:52,247
What happened? Is he okay?
1209
0:55:52,249 --> 0:55:54,249
[Max] Do you want to
just come over
and sleep on the couch?
1210
0:55:54,251 --> 0:55:55,382
Really? Are you sure?
1211
0:55:55,384 --> 0:55:57,890
[Max] Yes, he misses you.
1212
0:56:9,475 --> 0:56:11,365
[Nicole] Hey.
Hi.
1213
0:56:11,367 --> 0:56:14,38
We having
a little family cuddle.
1214
0:56:14,40 --> 0:56:15,677
Aren't we?
1215
0:56:18,209 --> 0:56:21,452
[Max] What's happening?
Right.
1216
0:56:21,454 --> 0:56:24,48
Well, I went to
the Fremont Sunday Flea
this morning
1217
0:56:24,50 --> 0:56:25,379
and I found
all this great stuff.
1218
0:56:25,381 --> 0:56:28,85
What-- Okay. Yeah, um...
1219
0:56:28,87 --> 0:56:29,955
Why is it here?
1220
0:56:29,957 --> 0:56:31,990
It's for the house
that I'm staging.
1221
0:56:31,992 --> 0:56:34,498
This way I don't have to
keep going back and forth
from my place.
1222
0:56:34,500 --> 0:56:36,291
It's just for a couple of days.
1223
0:56:38,97 --> 0:56:41,571
But there's a path.
I mean, it's a little
"zig-zag-y," but--
1224
0:56:41,573 --> 0:56:44,233
-"Zig-zag-y" isn't a word.
-Why are you freaking out?
1225
0:56:44,235 --> 0:56:47,71
You've disrupted my apartment.
What does that mean exactly?
1226
0:56:47,73 --> 0:56:51,273
I don't like
junk all over my apartment.
Or people.
1227
0:56:51,275 --> 0:56:53,583
Um, I can't--
I can't be-- I'm gonna--
[Nicole] Okay.
1228
0:56:53,585 --> 0:56:55,112
Chloe? Chloe, come on.
1229
0:56:55,114 --> 0:56:56,685
Chloe, we're gonna--
1230
0:56:56,687 --> 0:56:58,786
I, um--
Yeah, I'm just gonna--
1231
0:56:59,492 --> 0:57:1,525
Chloe, come on.
1232
0:57:3,628 --> 0:57:5,628
Oh, my God. What just happened?
1233
0:57:5,630 --> 0:57:8,92
[Max] I mean, am I crazy?
Am I being unreasonable?
1234
0:57:8,94 --> 0:57:10,259
I feel like she's being
pretty inconsiderate.
1235
0:57:10,261 --> 0:57:13,460
Who brings a bunch of garbage
to somebody else's apartment?
1236
0:57:13,462 --> 0:57:16,364
It's unbelievable.
1237
0:57:17,268 --> 0:57:18,509
[exhales]
1238
0:57:18,511 --> 0:57:20,841
I mean,
I know I have some issues.
1239
0:57:29,346 --> 0:57:31,555
Hey, look,
thanks for listening.
1240
0:57:33,350 --> 0:57:34,657
All right.
1241
0:57:34,659 --> 0:57:37,495
Sometimes I just freak out.
You know?
1242
0:57:39,532 --> 0:57:41,829
[exhales]
1243
0:57:42,634 --> 0:57:44,535
[Nicole] Listen,
I'm gonna get out of your space.
1244
0:57:44,537 --> 0:57:45,866
Hey, Nicole, I--
1245
0:57:45,868 --> 0:57:48,297
This was a really,
really bad idea.
1246
0:57:48,299 --> 0:57:51,300
I've messaged some other friends
to see if they can take him.
1247
0:57:51,302 --> 0:57:55,139
I am sorry. Um...
1248
0:57:55,141 --> 0:57:59,473
I have my own issues
and I'm trying to work on them.
1249
0:57:59,475 --> 0:58:3,785
-Oh. So it's not all me?
-That's what I'm trying to say.
1250
0:58:4,689 --> 0:58:7,921
I know rules
aren't really your thing, but...
1251
0:58:7,923 --> 0:58:12,596
for me, they're how
I get through the day, so...
1252
0:58:12,598 --> 0:58:15,324
Why do you think
you worry so much?
1253
0:58:15,326 --> 0:58:17,524
I don't know.
I guess I've always
just been a worrier.
1254
0:58:17,526 --> 0:58:19,603
Even when you were a kid?
1255
0:58:19,605 --> 0:58:21,671
I used to
drive my parents crazy
1256
0:58:21,673 --> 0:58:23,904
with all my thoughts
of bad shit.
1257
0:58:25,336 --> 0:58:28,205
It's created
a bit of loneliness.
1258
0:58:28,207 --> 0:58:32,209
Yeah, and then
I chose to pursue music,
which was stupid
1259
0:58:32,211 --> 0:58:34,684
because, you know,
it sets you up
for a lot of judgment.
1260
0:58:34,686 --> 0:58:36,719
And people really do judge.
Yeah.
1261
0:58:36,721 --> 0:58:38,622
Um... [snaps fingers]
1262
0:58:38,624 --> 0:58:41,350
So that kind of messed with
my whole confidence thing.
1263
0:58:41,352 --> 0:58:43,594
Yeah, I bet.
Yeah.
1264
0:58:43,596 --> 0:58:46,289
Then I met a girl who, uh...
1265
0:58:47,127 --> 0:58:49,424
didn't really care
about my issues.
1266
0:58:49,426 --> 0:58:53,802
She seemed to love me
for who I was,
which was cool.
1267
0:58:53,804 --> 0:58:55,430
Really cool, in fact.
1268
0:58:55,432 --> 0:58:59,533
And I was, um--
I was gonna propose to her.
1269
0:58:59,535 --> 0:59:1,678
Oh, wow!
Mm-hmm.
1270
0:59:2,373 --> 0:59:5,308
Until I got COVID.
1271
0:59:6,443 --> 0:59:9,213
Fr-- Um, from her.
1272
0:59:9,215 --> 0:59:12,755
Okay.
Which she got
from a dude.
1273
0:59:12,757 --> 0:59:13,954
Oh.
1274
0:59:13,956 --> 0:59:16,451
Oh, no! She was cheating on you?
Yeah.
1275
0:59:16,453 --> 0:59:21,588
So, you know,
I quarantined, um, solo
for, like, two years.
1276
0:59:21,590 --> 0:59:24,129
But I actually
really liked being alone.
1277
0:59:24,131 --> 0:59:26,637
I'm better off by myself,
I've realized.
1278
0:59:26,639 --> 0:59:32,269
But it, you know,
perhaps explains
my, uh, lameness.
1279
0:59:32,271 --> 0:59:33,974
Max.
1280
0:59:33,976 --> 0:59:37,175
Hey, I do not
think you're lame.
1281
0:59:37,177 --> 0:59:38,440
[scoffs]
1282
0:59:38,442 --> 0:59:39,683
Seriously, at all.
1283
0:59:39,685 --> 0:59:42,477
I'm actually really enjoying
getting to know you.
1284
0:59:42,479 --> 0:59:43,951
Seriously.
1285
0:59:47,660 --> 0:59:49,187
And I will-- Oh.
1286
0:59:49,959 --> 0:59:52,289
Oh, my God. I--
I'm sorry.
1287
0:59:52,291 --> 0:59:54,291
No, I thought--
No, I--
1288
0:59:54,293 --> 0:59:56,700
Sorry, I was trying to lean--
No, I'm sorry.
1289
0:59:56,702 --> 0:59:57,767
Don't be sorry.
1290
0:59:57,769 --> 0:59:59,703
I just kissed your chin.
Yeah, it's--
1291
0:59:59,705 --> 1:0:1,199
I should--
1292
1:0:12,14 --> 1:0:15,818
Look, I'm sorry
for taking over your sanctuary.
1293
1:0:15,820 --> 1:0:17,314
No, look--
Seriously, Max.
1294
1:0:17,316 --> 1:0:19,822
It's really nice
that you're letting me stay here
1295
1:0:19,824 --> 1:0:22,517
and I will sign
a new apartment lease
right after the puppies arrive.
1296
1:0:22,519 --> 1:0:26,521
And I can even, you know,
help out around the house.
1297
1:0:26,523 --> 1:0:27,698
I can cook.
1298
1:0:27,700 --> 1:0:29,623
That's okay.
Okay, probably for the best.
1299
1:0:29,625 --> 1:0:30,833
Um...
1300
1:0:30,835 --> 1:0:34,298
Okay. Yeah, um,
all right,
offer accepted.
1301
1:0:34,300 --> 1:0:35,673
Great.
1302
1:0:41,846 --> 1:0:44,506
Where the fuck
are the towels?
1303
1:0:44,508 --> 1:0:47,575
[sighs] Oh, my God,
where are the towels?
1304
1:0:49,84 --> 1:0:52,250
What the hell has she done
with the-- Oh, my God!
[door opens]
1305
1:0:52,252 --> 1:0:54,351
What? What?
1306
1:0:54,353 --> 1:0:56,23
Get out! What-- Get out!
1307
1:0:56,25 --> 1:0:57,453
Okay!
1308
1:0:57,862 --> 1:1:0,258
Lock the door next time, dude.
1309
1:1:0,260 --> 1:1:1,688
Close the goddamn door!
1310
1:1:1,690 --> 1:1:3,767
[Nicole] What did you say?
Jesus.
1311
1:1:4,528 --> 1:1:5,769
-Yeah?
-No, no. Go!
1312
1:1:5,771 --> 1:1:8,772
-Oh. You are so confusing.
-Go.
1313
1:1:10,666 --> 1:1:13,777
Goddamn it. Okay, guys.
Come on, dogs. Go, go! Out.
1314
1:1:13,779 --> 1:1:15,746
[dog barks]
Come on. Out, out.
1315
1:1:15,748 --> 1:1:17,209
Go.
1316
1:1:17,750 --> 1:1:20,982
God. For fuck's sake.
1317
1:1:22,854 --> 1:1:25,85
-Hey, Max?
-What?
1318
1:1:26,550 --> 1:1:27,791
Not bad.
1319
1:1:35,768 --> 1:1:36,800
Okay, guys.
1320
1:1:37,693 --> 1:1:39,297
Ready?
1321
1:1:39,299 --> 1:1:43,598
No preservatives or fillers
or anything artificial.
1322
1:1:46,911 --> 1:1:48,779
That's really good.
1323
1:1:49,914 --> 1:1:53,740
No, this is silly.
Look. Channing and Chloe.
1324
1:1:53,742 --> 1:1:58,415
No, I mean, it's good--
I mean, all your art is awesome.
1325
1:1:58,417 --> 1:2:0,285
You ever think about
doing it professionally?
1326
1:2:0,287 --> 1:2:3,255
You ever think about
doing that professionally?
1327
1:2:9,802 --> 1:2:12,528
Okay, I'm retreating now.
1328
1:2:20,813 --> 1:2:22,571
[plays notes on piano]
1329
1:2:22,573 --> 1:2:27,675
♪ Take my home
And take my things♪
1330
1:2:28,612 --> 1:2:33,648
♪ I give my all to thee♪
1331
1:2:34,321 --> 1:2:38,26
♪ Take them for eternity♪
1332
1:2:38,28 --> 1:2:44,835
♪ Dearest Nicole-y♪
1333
1:2:44,837 --> 1:2:48,839
♪ Nicole-y, Nicole-y, Nicole-y♪
Okay, okay.
1334
1:2:48,841 --> 1:2:50,335
All right,
all right.
1335
1:2:50,337 --> 1:2:52,469
I get it.
1336
1:2:52,471 --> 1:2:54,845
I wanted to go U-Dub
for art and design,
1337
1:2:54,847 --> 1:2:56,847
but my dad got sick,
so I didn't,
1338
1:2:56,849 --> 1:2:59,80
and then he died,
and now I'm here.
1339
1:3:1,216 --> 1:3:2,578
Okay.
1340
1:3:3,889 --> 1:3:5,449
Okay.
1341
1:3:5,451 --> 1:3:7,682
Thanks for
telling me that.
1342
1:3:11,226 --> 1:3:14,359
I showed you mine.
Play me a real song.
1343
1:3:14,361 --> 1:3:16,460
No, that's not gonna happen.
1344
1:3:16,462 --> 1:3:17,791
I'm turning it off,
actually.
1345
1:3:17,793 --> 1:3:19,364
[imitating Elvis Presley]
Thank you very much.
1346
1:3:19,366 --> 1:3:21,69
["Fever to the Form" playing]
1347
1:3:21,71 --> 1:3:23,907
Hey, I really like your tone,
though.
Shut up.
1348
1:3:23,909 --> 1:3:25,502
[Max] Shuffling the deck.
1349
1:3:25,504 --> 1:3:27,9
Everyone has
their card locked in.
No cheating!
1350
1:3:27,11 --> 1:3:28,802
No cheating. Okay?
1351
1:3:28,804 --> 1:3:30,672
♪ So whether music or madness♪
1352
1:3:30,674 --> 1:3:34,181
I have not altered
the deck of cards.
Don't do any funny business.
1353
1:3:34,183 --> 1:3:35,886
[Max] A little bit of magic.
1354
1:3:35,888 --> 1:3:37,184
♪ We live by one of the two♪
1355
1:3:37,186 --> 1:3:39,21
Was this your card?
1356
1:3:39,23 --> 1:3:40,385
No way!
[Channing barking]
1357
1:3:40,387 --> 1:3:41,683
It was, huh?
[laughs]
1358
1:3:41,685 --> 1:3:43,25
How did you do that?
1359
1:3:43,27 --> 1:3:44,895
That's crazy.
1360
1:3:44,897 --> 1:3:46,930
Blow your mind, Chloe.
1361
1:3:48,98 --> 1:3:51,660
♪ Not a moment too soon♪
1362
1:3:51,662 --> 1:3:54,663
♪ Not a moment too soon♪
1363
1:3:54,665 --> 1:4:0,977
♪ Should we ration
The reasons?♪
1364
1:4:1,837 --> 1:4:3,276
♪ Choose a child to ignore♪
1365
1:4:3,278 --> 1:4:4,739
Uh-uh.
1366
1:4:5,742 --> 1:4:6,950
Really?
1367
1:4:8,283 --> 1:4:10,921
♪ So I will follow♪
Just put it in.
1368
1:4:10,923 --> 1:4:14,617
♪ The feeling♪
1369
1:4:14,883 --> 1:4:18,258
♪ And sing fever to the form♪
1370
1:4:18,260 --> 1:4:19,853
♪ All of my fever to the form♪
1371
1:4:19,855 --> 1:4:21,888
[vacuum whirring]
[barking]
1372
1:4:21,890 --> 1:4:24,264
You should check out
the classes we offer.
1373
1:4:24,860 --> 1:4:26,970
Wait. Lamaze for dogs?
1374
1:4:30,701 --> 1:4:33,438
[singer vocalizing]
1375
1:4:35,739 --> 1:4:41,875
♪ 'Cause the very thing
You're afraid, afraid of♪
1376
1:4:41,877 --> 1:4:45,252
♪ It keeps you clean
But unclear♪
[screaming]
1377
1:4:45,958 --> 1:4:48,992
-Oh, my God!
-Whoo!
1378
1:4:48,994 --> 1:4:52,61
Just put it in your mouth.
Just put it in your mouth!
1379
1:4:52,63 --> 1:4:55,999
♪ Is the dirt that you're made
You're made of♪
1380
1:4:56,1 --> 1:4:58,892
♪ And that's nothing to fear♪
1381
1:4:58,894 --> 1:5:2,71
♪ No, it's nothing, my dear♪
Oh, my God! It worked!
Oh, my God!
1382
1:5:2,73 --> 1:5:4,898
-[Nicole] Ah!
-Did you get it? Did you get it?
1383
1:5:4,900 --> 1:5:5,932
I got it. I got it.
1384
1:5:5,934 --> 1:5:7,769
I got it.
Good job, guys!
1385
1:5:7,771 --> 1:5:8,902
Mine's good.
1386
1:5:8,904 --> 1:5:10,112
[cell phone chimes]
1387
1:5:10,114 --> 1:5:15,777
♪ Maybe I thought it before♪
1388
1:5:15,779 --> 1:5:22,718
♪ Maybe that's why
I'm at your window♪
1389
1:5:22,951 --> 1:5:26,128
♪ Hear me at your door♪
1390
1:5:26,130 --> 1:5:30,297
♪ Singing give me some more♪
1391
1:5:30,299 --> 1:5:33,135
[people chattering]
1392
1:5:33,137 --> 1:5:36,138
♪ Oh, fever to the form♪
1393
1:5:36,140 --> 1:5:38,8
♪ Singing fever to the form♪
1394
1:5:38,10 --> 1:5:39,372
Happy to see you, man.
1395
1:5:39,374 --> 1:5:41,11
How are you feeling?
Yeah, good.
1396
1:5:41,13 --> 1:5:42,474
All right?
Yeah.
1397
1:5:44,313 --> 1:5:46,148
I wasn't gonna fire you.
1398
1:6:0,560 --> 1:6:2,857
[Max] Okay.
[Nicole] Aw, good boy!
1399
1:6:2,859 --> 1:6:4,397
Good boy! Did you--
1400
1:6:4,399 --> 1:6:6,663
-Oh. Did you--
-Okay.
1401
1:6:6,665 --> 1:6:7,961
[laughing] Oh, my God.
1402
1:6:7,963 --> 1:6:9,633
How does this even happen?
1403
1:6:9,635 --> 1:6:11,800
-Hold on. I got it. I got it.
-[laughs]
1404
1:6:11,802 --> 1:6:14,869
Okay. Hold on, I got it.
I got it.
[dogs barking]
1405
1:6:14,871 --> 1:6:16,178
Okay, okay.
1406
1:6:16,840 --> 1:6:19,247
Sorry.
It's okay.
1407
1:6:19,249 --> 1:6:22,19
Okay.
[giggling]
1408
1:6:27,158 --> 1:6:29,59
[cell phone chimes]
Oh.
1409
1:6:29,61 --> 1:6:30,654
[Nicole sighs]
1410
1:6:30,656 --> 1:6:32,689
Crap, we're gonna be late.
1411
1:6:32,691 --> 1:6:34,988
Time to go to our class
full of dog people.
1412
1:6:34,990 --> 1:6:36,594
Mmm, all right.
1413
1:6:36,596 --> 1:6:38,662
Wait. Are you--
1414
1:6:38,664 --> 1:6:42,39
You're sure that
that won't make you anxious?
1415
1:6:43,372 --> 1:6:45,405
No, I think I'm good.
1416
1:6:54,878 --> 1:7:1,421
Hello and welcome to your first
Doggie Lamaze session.
1417
1:7:2,193 --> 1:7:5,425
When I say,
"Who let the dogs out?"
1418
1:7:5,427 --> 1:7:9,99
you say,
"Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!"
1419
1:7:9,101 --> 1:7:10,859
This is insane.
[whispers] I love it.
1420
1:7:10,861 --> 1:7:12,432
Who let the dogs out?
1421
1:7:12,434 --> 1:7:15,732
[all]
Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!
1422
1:7:15,734 --> 1:7:17,437
I think we can
do better than that.
1423
1:7:17,439 --> 1:7:20,605
-Let's get on all fours.
-[Max] Wait, what?
1424
1:7:21,36 --> 1:7:22,145
I'm not doing it.
1425
1:7:22,147 --> 1:7:23,740
Who let the dogs out?
1426
1:7:23,742 --> 1:7:26,743
[all]
Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff!
1427
1:7:26,745 --> 1:7:32,254
Yes! See, dogs feed on
our enthusiasm.
1428
1:7:32,256 --> 1:7:35,950
So we want to show them
a lot of positive energy.
1429
1:7:35,952 --> 1:7:41,131
We're gonna start today's class
by doing a bit of role play.
1430
1:7:41,133 --> 1:7:42,726
Okay?
Fuck off.
1431
1:7:42,728 --> 1:7:47,665
Can one grandparent please adopt
the female urination stance?
1432
1:7:47,667 --> 1:7:50,965
Now, this is a common position
1433
1:7:50,967 --> 1:7:55,277
that a bitch will adopt
during contractions.
1434
1:7:55,279 --> 1:7:56,674
Okay?
1435
1:7:56,676 --> 1:7:58,148
There. Good.
1436
1:7:58,150 --> 1:8:0,909
I'm gonna go around
and check everyone out, okay?
1437
1:8:0,911 --> 1:8:3,681
Quick. You're gonna
fall behind. Get up.
Okay, all right.
1438
1:8:3,683 --> 1:8:7,289
Okay.
I almost stepped on your bitch.
1439
1:8:7,291 --> 1:8:11,293
Oh, well,
what a nice couple you are.
1440
1:8:11,295 --> 1:8:12,789
-Oh, no. We're--
-We're not a couple.
1441
1:8:12,791 --> 1:8:14,120
All right.
1442
1:8:14,122 --> 1:8:16,166
-[cracking]
-[Max wheezes]
1443
1:8:16,168 --> 1:8:18,300
[instructor]
How does that feel?
It feels great.
1444
1:8:18,302 --> 1:8:20,797
Mm-hmm. Okay.
1445
1:8:20,799 --> 1:8:25,175
A gentle ear rub
and panting encouragement
1446
1:8:25,177 --> 1:8:27,969
when a bitch is
having contractions
1447
1:8:27,971 --> 1:8:31,313
can really help calm
a laboring bitch.
1448
1:8:31,315 --> 1:8:33,777
So let's all pant together,
okay?
1449
1:8:33,779 --> 1:8:38,155
[all panting]
1450
1:8:40,16 --> 1:8:41,290
[instructor] Yes.
Yeah.
1451
1:8:41,292 --> 1:8:43,149
See how he's doing
over here?
1452
1:8:43,151 --> 1:8:45,723
How are you guys doing?
Good job.
1453
1:8:45,725 --> 1:8:50,24
Ma'am, you need to get
your crotch lower to the floor.
All right.
1454
1:8:50,26 --> 1:8:52,301
[whispering]
She said you were
being a good bitch.
1455
1:8:52,303 --> 1:8:53,797
Let's try it again.
Uh-uh.
1456
1:8:53,799 --> 1:8:57,163
[Max] Did she have to use
the word "bitch" so much?
1457
1:8:57,165 --> 1:8:59,209
[Nicole] I actually
learned something though.
1458
1:8:59,211 --> 1:9:1,167
[Max] Oh, yeah?
We learned something?
1459
1:9:1,169 --> 1:9:4,247
I mean, Nicole,
she was dry-humping my leg
1460
1:9:4,249 --> 1:9:6,843
and breathing into my face,
asking me to--
1461
1:9:6,845 --> 1:9:10,583
Heel, heel, heel,
heel, heel, heel.
Okay, you're not even listening.
1462
1:9:10,585 --> 1:9:11,947
Halt.
1463
1:9:12,257 --> 1:9:14,48
Socialize.
1464
1:9:17,262 --> 1:9:19,922
-Rescue?
-Uh, yeah.
1465
1:9:20,265 --> 1:9:22,232
Really?
1466
1:9:22,234 --> 1:9:23,530
Yes, really. Yeah, really.
1467
1:9:23,532 --> 1:9:26,27
Why'd you stutter?
Are you lying?
1468
1:9:26,29 --> 1:9:27,237
What? No.
1469
1:9:27,239 --> 1:9:28,766
You don't look
like a rescuer.
1470
1:9:28,768 --> 1:9:31,373
What is a rescuer?
I assure you, she is a rescue.
1471
1:9:31,375 --> 1:9:33,67
She better be.
1472
1:9:33,69 --> 1:9:35,245
Hey! What's going on here?
1473
1:9:35,247 --> 1:9:38,743
This man is a breeder.
Who are you calling
a breeder?
1474
1:9:38,745 --> 1:9:41,581
Listen, lady. Back off.
1475
1:9:41,583 --> 1:9:43,77
Jesus.
1476
1:9:44,784 --> 1:9:47,290
A dog's for life,
not just for Christmas.
1477
1:9:47,292 --> 1:9:50,392
Yeah, we know.
It's fucking September.
1478
1:9:50,394 --> 1:9:51,888
[sighs]
1479
1:9:51,890 --> 1:9:55,89
That was amazing.
Yeah, well,
we're a pack, right?
1480
1:9:55,91 --> 1:9:59,93
This week has been crazy,
but in a good way.
In a good way.
1481
1:9:59,95 --> 1:10:2,30
You excited to be a dad?
You're gonna do so great.
1482
1:10:2,32 --> 1:10:7,640
Hey,
thank you so much for today.
That was so fun and so weird.
1483
1:10:7,642 --> 1:10:10,775
Yeah, and thank you.
It was a blast.
1484
1:10:23,625 --> 1:10:25,119
Hey.
1485
1:10:26,56 --> 1:10:27,297
Whoa.
1486
1:10:27,299 --> 1:10:32,93
-What?
-You just--
You look really, uh, good.
1487
1:10:32,95 --> 1:10:33,600
Thanks.
1488
1:10:37,639 --> 1:10:39,309
Do you want to go out?
1489
1:10:39,311 --> 1:10:41,135
[laughs]
1490
1:10:41,137 --> 1:10:42,444
Yeah, right.
1491
1:10:42,446 --> 1:10:45,271
No, come on.
It'll be fun.
1492
1:10:45,273 --> 1:10:47,449
Are you--
Just you and me?
1493
1:10:48,650 --> 1:10:50,320
Uh...
1494
1:10:50,322 --> 1:10:54,82
No, no, no.
I'm going to meet Shay.
1495
1:10:54,84 --> 1:10:55,281
Oh.
Um.
1496
1:10:55,283 --> 1:10:58,86
And Naomi, I think,
later, so I just, um--
1497
1:10:58,88 --> 1:11:1,122
Didn't want to exclude you
if you wanted to
come out with us.
1498
1:11:1,124 --> 1:11:3,256
Just-- No. At a bar?
1499
1:11:3,258 --> 1:11:4,664
Yeah.
1500
1:11:4,666 --> 1:11:7,469
-Yeah, no, thanks.
-Come on, it'll be fun.
1501
1:11:7,471 --> 1:11:10,703
Somebody's gotta
walk the dogs. Um...
1502
1:11:10,705 --> 1:11:14,443
No, just not tonight. I mean,
actually I have other plans.
1503
1:11:14,445 --> 1:11:17,204
-I've got some plans, so...
-Oh.
1504
1:11:17,943 --> 1:11:19,712
Other plans. Okay.
1505
1:11:19,714 --> 1:11:23,452
-I sometimes have plans too.
-Yeah, I get it.
1506
1:11:23,454 --> 1:11:26,180
You've got plans.
Have fun with your plans.
1507
1:11:26,182 --> 1:11:29,986
I will. They're real plans.
1508
1:11:29,988 --> 1:11:31,317
Okay, my friend.
1509
1:11:31,319 --> 1:11:32,890
[mutters]
Stop saying the word "plans."
1510
1:11:32,892 --> 1:11:35,827
I'll be back later
and I'll walk the dogs.
1511
1:11:40,163 --> 1:11:42,372
Thank you
for hanging last minute.
Of course, babe.
1512
1:11:42,374 --> 1:11:45,1
I can't believe that hermit dude
turned down this dime-piece.
1513
1:11:45,3 --> 1:11:46,332
He's not a hermit.
His loss.
1514
1:11:46,334 --> 1:11:47,905
He's not.
1515
1:11:49,414 --> 1:11:52,349
Oh, my God. Oh, God.
1516
1:11:52,582 --> 1:11:54,208
[Shay] What are you doing?
1517
1:11:54,210 --> 1:11:56,749
Hunter Fosterini
just walked in.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
1518
1:11:56,751 --> 1:11:58,520
I saw he texted
while you were in the bathroom,
1519
1:11:58,522 --> 1:12:0,522
so I responded
with your location. [laughs]
1520
1:12:0,524 --> 1:12:2,315
Goddamn it, Shay, why?
1521
1:12:2,317 --> 1:12:4,350
I thought you'd want
a rebound beard
since you were rejected.
1522
1:12:4,352 --> 1:12:6,187
Well, I don't.
1523
1:12:6,189 --> 1:12:7,760
Really? You've changed.
1524
1:12:7,762 --> 1:12:10,928
-That's awesome, Nic.
Oh! Oh, oh.
-Hide me. Hide me.
1525
1:12:10,930 --> 1:12:12,435
Please.
[Shay] Okay. Uh, I don't--
1526
1:12:12,437 --> 1:12:15,31
Ding dong!
1527
1:12:15,770 --> 1:12:17,231
Hi!
1528
1:12:17,233 --> 1:12:19,200
Hey, Nicole. Yo!
1529
1:12:19,202 --> 1:12:21,169
Hey.
How are you?
1530
1:12:21,171 --> 1:12:22,236
Are you good?
1531
1:12:22,238 --> 1:12:24,172
No, Nicole. I am not good.
1532
1:12:24,174 --> 1:12:26,548
As you know, I put my house
on the market this week.
1533
1:12:26,550 --> 1:12:27,780
Yeah.
And it sold.
1534
1:12:27,782 --> 1:12:31,421
For 500,000 over asking,
all Ethereum.
1535
1:12:31,423 --> 1:12:34,182
So no. No, Nicole.
I am not good.
1536
1:12:34,184 --> 1:12:37,955
I'm fricking fantastic!
You did amazing! [cheers]
1537
1:12:37,957 --> 1:12:40,353
A drink for everybody!
Tequila, eh?
1538
1:12:40,355 --> 1:12:42,894
[dance music playing]
[all cheering]
1539
1:12:44,568 --> 1:12:45,732
Ah. Ugh!
1540
1:12:45,734 --> 1:12:49,439
It went up my nose!
[laughing]
1541
1:12:49,441 --> 1:12:51,441
♪ When I close my eyes♪
1542
1:12:51,443 --> 1:12:54,235
♪ You're all that
I'm thinking of♪
1543
1:12:54,237 --> 1:12:56,446
♪ And when I say good night♪
1544
1:12:56,448 --> 1:12:58,943
♪ You're all that
I'm thinking of♪
1545
1:12:58,945 --> 1:13:1,275
♪ And when I'm driving home♪
1546
1:13:1,277 --> 1:13:3,409
♪ You're all that
I'm thinking of♪
1547
1:13:3,411 --> 1:13:8,414
♪ And when I'm all alone
I'm not alone
Just need you to know♪
1548
1:13:8,416 --> 1:13:11,461
♪ You're all that
I'm thinking of♪
1549
1:13:11,463 --> 1:13:13,595
♪ Baby♪
1550
1:13:14,59 --> 1:13:15,564
♪ Baby♪
1551
1:13:15,566 --> 1:13:19,601
[Hunter vocalizing]
[bar patrons whooping]
1552
1:13:19,603 --> 1:13:21,427
♪ Come on, baby♪
1553
1:13:21,429 --> 1:13:23,99
Whoo!
1554
1:13:23,475 --> 1:13:25,937
So, are you from here?
1555
1:13:26,511 --> 1:13:28,434
Are you from here?
1556
1:13:28,436 --> 1:13:30,579
Is your family here?
They live here?
1557
1:13:30,581 --> 1:13:33,307
You're funny.
I like funny.
I'm funny?
1558
1:13:33,309 --> 1:13:34,814
You're funny, yes.
1559
1:13:34,816 --> 1:13:37,344
How'd you get to be
so chill?
1560
1:13:38,248 --> 1:13:39,489
What?
1561
1:13:40,85 --> 1:13:41,447
[speaking Italian]
1562
1:13:41,449 --> 1:13:43,86
What? I don't--
Bellissima.
1563
1:13:43,88 --> 1:13:44,285
Oh.
1564
1:13:44,287 --> 1:13:46,122
Beautiful.
1565
1:13:48,632 --> 1:13:51,424
Mmm. [laughs]
Oh. Oh, oh.
1566
1:13:51,426 --> 1:13:52,535
Okay.
1567
1:13:52,537 --> 1:13:53,635
[door creaks]
1568
1:13:53,637 --> 1:13:55,835
Shh.
[speaking Italian]
1569
1:13:55,837 --> 1:13:59,36
Please be quiet.
Don't touch anything.
[laughs] Shh. Shh.
1570
1:13:59,38 --> 1:14:2,138
[laughs] It's tiny.
1571
1:14:2,140 --> 1:14:4,470
Charming.
Okay, I'm gonna walk the dogs.
1572
1:14:4,472 --> 1:14:7,110
All right.
Look,
the little dogs!
1573
1:14:7,112 --> 1:14:9,277
Shh.
Please don't touch anything.
1574
1:14:9,279 --> 1:14:10,553
No, no, no.
[laughs]
1575
1:14:10,555 --> 1:14:12,148
Please. No touching. Shh.
1576
1:14:12,150 --> 1:14:14,282
[shushing]
1577
1:14:14,284 --> 1:14:16,251
[laughs]
1578
1:14:16,528 --> 1:14:18,858
Who is this? What's--
1579
1:14:18,860 --> 1:14:20,255
Hey.
1580
1:14:20,532 --> 1:14:24,567
Uh, this is Hunter.
1581
1:14:24,569 --> 1:14:26,162
I'm her boss.
1582
1:14:26,494 --> 1:14:28,868
Who are you?
I live here.
1583
1:14:28,870 --> 1:14:32,135
This is Max.
He's my roommate.
1584
1:14:32,137 --> 1:14:34,500
Ah, cute. Roommates.
1585
1:14:34,502 --> 1:14:37,173
Eh, a little small
for a roommate.
1586
1:14:37,175 --> 1:14:38,680
[Nicole] Oh!
Oh.
1587
1:14:38,682 --> 1:14:40,77
Hey. Hey, no, no!
1588
1:14:40,79 --> 1:14:42,508
I think I broke a tooth!
Give that to me.
1589
1:14:42,510 --> 1:14:44,686
[laughs] Relax.
Those are collectibles, man!
1590
1:14:44,688 --> 1:14:48,481
So I'll buy a new one.
Buy me a new--
1591
1:14:48,483 --> 1:14:50,692
Can I talk to you for a second
in privacy, please?
1592
1:14:50,694 --> 1:14:52,320
Oh, my-- Jesus.
1593
1:14:52,322 --> 1:14:54,355
Relax. I'll buy you ten, 20.
1594
1:14:54,357 --> 1:14:56,566
Who is this douchebag?
Did you seriously
bring a guy back here?
1595
1:14:56,568 --> 1:14:59,569
I said I was gonna
walk the dogs tonight.
I'm just trying to help out.
1596
1:14:59,571 --> 1:15:2,935
You're trying to help
by bringing Italian Fabio
back to the house?
1597
1:15:2,937 --> 1:15:5,575
Yeah.
He's the CEO of Crypt-Yo.
1598
1:15:5,577 --> 1:15:7,335
What the fuck is Crypt-Yo?
1599
1:15:7,337 --> 1:15:8,908
He's the house that I'm staging.
It's really important to me.
1600
1:15:8,910 --> 1:15:10,613
You're staging a house
for this mother--
1601
1:15:10,615 --> 1:15:11,779
Hey! No!
[screams]
1602
1:15:11,781 --> 1:15:13,946
Hey.
Give that back to me right now.
1603
1:15:13,948 --> 1:15:16,718
You can't buy me a new one.
It's irreplaceable, you dick!
1604
1:15:16,720 --> 1:15:19,182
Do-- Give it to me.
Oh, my God.
1605
1:15:19,184 --> 1:15:20,887
[coughs]
1606
1:15:20,889 --> 1:15:23,626
Max, I'm really sorry.
Please don't touch the dogs.
1607
1:15:23,628 --> 1:15:25,628
Hey, no, no, no, no.
Pookie.
1608
1:15:25,630 --> 1:15:27,597
Do not fuck with my dog, okay?
1609
1:15:27,599 --> 1:15:32,558
Bro, sit the fuck down
or I'm gonna give you
a spanking like a little baby.
1610
1:15:32,560 --> 1:15:34,395
Can we just--
Let's not.
[laughs]
1611
1:15:34,397 --> 1:15:36,199
-[grunts]
-Oh!
1612
1:15:36,201 --> 1:15:37,838
Ah.
1613
1:15:38,940 --> 1:15:42,535
[lightsaber whirs]
You like that? Huh?
1614
1:15:42,537 --> 1:15:45,648
Jerker. You want it, huh?
1615
1:15:45,650 --> 1:15:49,652
Bitch pig, huh?
Spunk-- Spunk man, huh?
1616
1:15:49,654 --> 1:15:51,544
Spunk?
1617
1:15:51,546 --> 1:15:53,216
-Huh?
-Hi-yah! [screams]
1618
1:15:53,218 --> 1:15:54,448
Jesus.
1619
1:15:54,450 --> 1:15:56,153
[shrieks]
1620
1:15:56,155 --> 1:15:58,419
[Nicole] Hunter.
Come on, bring it!
1621
1:15:58,421 --> 1:16:0,256
[Nicole]
Hunter,
this is so weird.
1622
1:16:0,258 --> 1:16:3,556
I think you need to go.
Like, it's really time to leave.
1623
1:16:3,558 --> 1:16:4,634
It's time to go, Hunter.
1624
1:16:4,636 --> 1:16:6,933
Good luck with, uh-- [scoffs]
1625
1:16:8,134 --> 1:16:9,463
This.
1626
1:16:12,644 --> 1:16:15,645
Whoo! Whoo!
1627
1:16:16,780 --> 1:16:19,781
Max, I am so sorry.
1628
1:16:19,783 --> 1:16:21,915
Everywhere you go,
chaos just follows you.
1629
1:16:21,917 --> 1:16:27,283
Chaos? You mean the things
that come with having a life
outside of your own apartment?
1630
1:16:27,285 --> 1:16:30,660
Not just reading
other people's Yelp reviews.
1631
1:16:30,662 --> 1:16:33,696
You left a bowl
of disgusting old milk
and cereal in the bathroom.
1632
1:16:33,698 --> 1:16:36,864
Who eats any kind of food
in the bathroom,
let alone cereal?
1633
1:16:36,866 --> 1:16:38,624
-What are you
talking about?
-[scoffs]
1634
1:16:38,626 --> 1:16:42,595
Okay, but if we're
on the topic of bathrooms,
do you know what you do?
1635
1:16:42,597 --> 1:16:46,269
You go in the bathroom,
and then you spray
that little lavender spritz,
1636
1:16:46,271 --> 1:16:49,206
and it's a dead giveaway
for what just happened in there.
1637
1:16:49,208 --> 1:16:51,813
It's called being considerate.
Okay.
1638
1:16:51,815 --> 1:16:55,278
And B, you are incapable
of turning off a light switch
after you've been in a room.
1639
1:16:55,280 --> 1:16:56,983
Okay, cool.
That's really fucking cool!
1640
1:16:56,985 --> 1:16:58,820
No, it's not fucking cool.
1641
1:16:58,822 --> 1:17:1,647
Know what else you do
that's infuriating?
What? What?
1642
1:17:1,649 --> 1:17:3,649
The way that
you delicately sip.
1643
1:17:3,651 --> 1:17:5,695
It makes my skin crawl.
1644
1:17:5,697 --> 1:17:9,831
I'm sorry, so I should chug
every drink that's ever put
in front of me like you
1645
1:17:9,833 --> 1:17:12,625
so I can get trashed
and hook up
with dirty strangers?
1646
1:17:12,627 --> 1:17:14,528
[scoffs]
1647
1:17:14,530 --> 1:17:15,837
Like me?
1648
1:17:15,839 --> 1:17:18,565
Max, you are such
a pathetic loser.
1649
1:17:21,636 --> 1:17:25,781
Well, I'd rather be a loser
than a closed-off,
selfish asshole.
1650
1:17:27,752 --> 1:17:28,949
Wow.
1651
1:17:35,650 --> 1:17:37,353
-Where's Chloe?
-I-I don't know.
1652
1:17:37,355 --> 1:17:39,861
Chloe?
Oh, my-- Where's Chloe?
1653
1:17:39,863 --> 1:17:41,764
I don't-- What--
Oh, my God.
1654
1:17:41,766 --> 1:17:43,161
Chloe?
Are you fucking--
1655
1:17:43,163 --> 1:17:44,492
Chloe?
Jesus.
1656
1:17:44,494 --> 1:17:46,362
I'm gonna come with you.
1657
1:17:46,364 --> 1:17:48,34
Absolute chaos.
No, you just stay here, okay?
1658
1:17:48,36 --> 1:17:49,739
You've done enough.
Max! I--
1659
1:17:49,741 --> 1:17:51,565
[door closes]
[Max] Chloe?
1660
1:17:51,567 --> 1:17:53,567
["The Other Side
of Mt. Heart Attack" playing]
1661
1:17:53,569 --> 1:17:54,777
Chloe!
1662
1:17:59,344 --> 1:18:1,278
[line ringing]
1663
1:18:1,280 --> 1:18:3,346
[operator] 911.
What's your emergency?
1664
1:18:3,348 --> 1:18:9,352
Hi, yeah, uh--
I guess it's not 911,
but my dog is missing and I--
1665
1:18:9,354 --> 1:18:11,684
Okay, sir,
you need to call animal control.
1666
1:18:11,686 --> 1:18:15,292
Sorry, animal control?
I'm supposed to call-- Fuck me.
1667
1:18:15,294 --> 1:18:18,559
Excuse me. Have you seen
a little dog?
No.
1668
1:18:18,561 --> 1:18:20,968
Have you guys seen a dog?
A little dog-- A black-- No?
1669
1:18:20,970 --> 1:18:23,905
Fucking-- Chloe! Chloe.
1670
1:18:23,907 --> 1:18:26,908
Fuck. What am I gonna do?
[cell phone beeps]
1671
1:18:26,910 --> 1:18:30,780
♪ I won't run far♪
1672
1:18:30,782 --> 1:18:32,738
♪ I can always...♪
1673
1:18:32,740 --> 1:18:33,739
It's gonna be okay.
1674
1:18:33,741 --> 1:18:35,147
♪ ...be found♪
1675
1:18:35,149 --> 1:18:36,577
♪ I can always...♪
1676
1:18:36,579 --> 1:18:39,514
[Channing whimpers]
Hey, it's gonna be okay.
1677
1:18:39,989 --> 1:18:42,484
[exhales shakily]
1678
1:18:44,829 --> 1:18:47,555
[thunder rumbling]
1679
1:18:47,557 --> 1:18:51,834
♪ If you need me♪
1680
1:18:51,836 --> 1:18:55,332
♪ If you need me♪
1681
1:18:55,334 --> 1:18:59,765
♪ If you need me♪
1682
1:18:59,767 --> 1:19:3,945
♪ I can always be found♪
1683
1:19:3,947 --> 1:19:7,608
♪ I can always be found♪
1684
1:19:7,610 --> 1:19:8,851
Chloe!
1685
1:19:13,825 --> 1:19:15,649
Chloe!
1686
1:19:17,587 --> 1:19:19,554
[Chloe whimpering]
1687
1:19:20,359 --> 1:19:24,361
♪ If you want me to stay♪
1688
1:19:24,363 --> 1:19:27,595
♪ If you want me to stay♪
1689
1:19:27,597 --> 1:19:30,873
Hey. Hey, come here.
[whimpering continues]
1690
1:19:30,875 --> 1:19:32,875
♪ If you want me to stay♪
1691
1:19:32,877 --> 1:19:36,472
♪ I will stay by your side♪
1692
1:19:36,474 --> 1:19:37,803
I'm sorry.
1693
1:19:37,805 --> 1:19:40,982
♪ I will stay by your side♪
1694
1:19:40,984 --> 1:19:43,776
♪ I will stay
By your side♪
1695
1:19:43,778 --> 1:19:45,547
He's gonna find her.
1696
1:19:51,687 --> 1:19:52,818
[thunder rumbling]
1697
1:19:52,820 --> 1:19:57,64
♪ I won't run far♪
1698
1:19:57,66 --> 1:20:1,167
♪ I won't run far♪
1699
1:20:1,169 --> 1:20:4,907
♪ I won't run far♪
1700
1:20:5,470 --> 1:20:7,844
[door opens]
1701
1:20:9,914 --> 1:20:11,672
Thank God. Where was she?
[Channing barks]
1702
1:20:11,674 --> 1:20:13,14
You're still here? Why?
1703
1:20:13,16 --> 1:20:15,885
I couldn't leave
until I knew she was okay.
1704
1:20:15,887 --> 1:20:17,920
Well, now you know,
so...
1705
1:20:20,892 --> 1:20:22,892
Okay. Yeah, okay.
I'm gonna go.
1706
1:20:22,894 --> 1:20:27,523
Uh, I'll come back later
for my stuff.
1707
1:20:29,32 --> 1:20:30,493
I'll see you soon, buddy.
Okay?
1708
1:20:30,495 --> 1:20:32,495
He can go with you.
1709
1:20:32,497 --> 1:20:35,498
What? No, you know
that I'll get evicted.
1710
1:20:35,500 --> 1:20:38,765
He's not my dog,
and I'm not your sitter.
1711
1:20:39,207 --> 1:20:41,834
Dude, seriously?
Yeah.
1712
1:20:41,836 --> 1:20:44,144
I've got Yelp reviews to read.
1713
1:20:46,511 --> 1:20:48,214
Okay. Come on.
1714
1:20:48,216 --> 1:20:50,953
["It Must Have Been Love"
playing]
1715
1:20:56,851 --> 1:21:1,898
♪ Lay a whisper
On my pillow♪
1716
1:21:2,527 --> 1:21:7,629
♪ Leave the winter
On the ground♪
1717
1:21:8,467 --> 1:21:9,895
♪ I wake up lonely♪
1718
1:21:9,897 --> 1:21:11,468
Hey, Chloe.
1719
1:21:11,470 --> 1:21:13,701
♪ There's an air of silence♪
1720
1:21:13,703 --> 1:21:14,900
What is this?
1721
1:21:14,902 --> 1:21:18,706
♪ In the bedroom
And all around♪
1722
1:21:18,708 --> 1:21:20,477
Yeah, I miss her too.
1723
1:21:20,479 --> 1:21:21,918
♪ Touch me now♪
1724
1:21:23,284 --> 1:21:26,153
♪ I close my eyes♪
1725
1:21:26,155 --> 1:21:28,683
♪ And I dream away♪
1726
1:21:31,490 --> 1:21:34,62
♪ It must have been love♪
1727
1:21:34,64 --> 1:21:35,789
Do you want to play?
1728
1:21:35,791 --> 1:21:36,922
♪ But it's over now♪
1729
1:21:36,924 --> 1:21:38,561
You're not in the mood.
1730
1:21:38,563 --> 1:21:39,595
♪ Must have been good♪
1731
1:21:39,597 --> 1:21:40,970
I get it.
1732
1:21:40,972 --> 1:21:42,301
♪ But I lost it somehow♪
1733
1:21:44,503 --> 1:21:45,975
Hold on.
1734
1:21:45,977 --> 1:21:47,570
Don't pull.
1735
1:21:47,572 --> 1:21:52,608
♪ Make-believing
We're together♪
1736
1:21:53,182 --> 1:21:54,808
♪ That I'm sheltered♪
1737
1:21:54,810 --> 1:21:56,84
Oh, my God.
1738
1:21:56,86 --> 1:21:58,218
♪ By your heart♪
1739
1:21:59,23 --> 1:22:2,123
♪ And in and outside♪
1740
1:22:2,125 --> 1:22:4,290
♪ I turn to water♪
1741
1:22:4,919 --> 1:22:7,194
♪ Like a teardrop♪
1742
1:22:7,196 --> 1:22:10,32
♪ In your palm♪
1743
1:22:10,826 --> 1:22:12,958
♪ Now it's a hard♪
1744
1:22:12,960 --> 1:22:14,135
Hey.
1745
1:22:14,137 --> 1:22:15,532
♪ Winter's day♪
1746
1:22:15,534 --> 1:22:18,40
They want to meet me.
They want to meet me!
1747
1:22:21,936 --> 1:22:24,607
♪ It must have been love♪
1748
1:22:24,609 --> 1:22:28,116
♪ But it's over now♪
1749
1:22:28,118 --> 1:22:30,646
♪ It's where the water flows♪
1750
1:22:30,648 --> 1:22:34,353
[Sid] Ah, bro,
you were doing so good!
Then you lost it.
1751
1:22:34,355 --> 1:22:36,619
I'm not gonna have you
go dark on me as a friend again.
1752
1:22:36,621 --> 1:22:39,556
You know how hard it is for men
to find friends in their 30s?
1753
1:22:39,558 --> 1:22:41,525
Where I'ma go? Jamba Juice?
1754
1:22:41,527 --> 1:22:44,231
Man, I'm better off by myself.
1755
1:22:44,233 --> 1:22:46,35
I told her everything.
1756
1:22:46,37 --> 1:22:49,170
I told her about
getting cheated on, and she goes
and does the same thing.
1757
1:22:49,172 --> 1:22:52,41
But she never cheated on you.
You just didn't show her
how you felt.
1758
1:22:52,43 --> 1:22:53,999
Can you just
stop judging me for--
1759
1:22:54,1 --> 1:22:56,243
Me, judging you?
You judge everyone!
1760
1:22:56,245 --> 1:22:58,179
Nobody's never
good enough for you.
1761
1:22:58,181 --> 1:23:0,346
That's why you
by your damn self.
1762
1:23:0,348 --> 1:23:3,877
The truth of the matter is,
you do way better
with Chloe and Nicole.
1763
1:23:3,879 --> 1:23:6,11
And you need to be honest
with yourself about that.
1764
1:23:6,13 --> 1:23:8,189
You gotta tell her how you feel.
1765
1:23:8,191 --> 1:23:10,587
The chaos of the world
is here to stay.
1766
1:23:10,589 --> 1:23:12,820
Bro, just face it.
1767
1:23:12,822 --> 1:23:15,97
Face it as a pack.
1768
1:23:16,23 --> 1:23:18,67
[Shay]
How's your furry dependent?
1769
1:23:18,69 --> 1:23:20,102
I don't know.
1770
1:23:20,104 --> 1:23:23,72
I feel like he would be happier
with Chloe and Max
than he is with me right now,
1771
1:23:23,74 --> 1:23:26,108
and I still haven't found
an apartment I can afford
that takes dogs.
1772
1:23:26,110 --> 1:23:29,78
Are you really trying to tell me
you think that dog
is better off without you?
1773
1:23:29,80 --> 1:23:32,807
I mean, maybe everyone is right.
Maybe I am selfish.
1774
1:23:33,612 --> 1:23:35,909
I just feel like
a fucking mess.
Okay.
1775
1:23:36,615 --> 1:23:39,220
I want to say something to you,
1776
1:23:39,222 --> 1:23:42,322
but I don't want you to punch me
in the face when I say it.
1777
1:23:43,193 --> 1:23:45,952
That happened one time.
Okay? We were five.
1778
1:23:48,99 --> 1:23:50,231
Look,
1779
1:23:50,233 --> 1:23:54,730
since you lost your dad,
you've put up some major walls.
1780
1:23:54,732 --> 1:23:56,468
And they may be
really cool walls,
1781
1:23:56,470 --> 1:24:0,65
covered in, you know,
stained glass
and vintage fabrics,
1782
1:24:0,67 --> 1:24:2,78
but they're still walls.
1783
1:24:3,114 --> 1:24:5,906
Babe, you really
gotta ask yourself,
1784
1:24:5,908 --> 1:24:7,974
what are these walls
getting you?
1785
1:24:10,154 --> 1:24:14,189
[Chloe barks]
Who is it? It's so early.
1786
1:24:18,261 --> 1:24:20,96
What the hell?
1787
1:24:27,897 --> 1:24:28,962
Jesus!
1788
1:24:29,932 --> 1:24:31,140
Hey.
1789
1:24:31,934 --> 1:24:35,144
Hi. What? Why are you in a box?
1790
1:24:36,642 --> 1:24:37,839
Hey.
1791
1:24:38,149 --> 1:24:39,973
What are you doing?
1792
1:24:42,747 --> 1:24:45,979
Can you ask your mom
if this is
an authentic Glengholm?
1793
1:24:45,981 --> 1:24:49,158
Huh? Where is she?
1794
1:24:49,160 --> 1:24:55,263
That is the Rolls-Royce
of Swedish whelping boxes
right there.
1795
1:24:55,265 --> 1:24:58,24
Only the best
for Chloe's delivery.
1796
1:25:0,963 --> 1:25:2,303
Thanks.
1797
1:25:3,504 --> 1:25:5,702
Can we talk?
Yeah.
1798
1:25:7,2 --> 1:25:9,2
Look, I--
No, Max.
1799
1:25:10,5 --> 1:25:11,180
I'm sorry.
1800
1:25:13,184 --> 1:25:15,217
I overstepped.
1801
1:25:16,286 --> 1:25:18,319
Especially after everything
you've done for me,
1802
1:25:18,321 --> 1:25:22,323
and how you opened up to me
about your ex.
1803
1:25:22,325 --> 1:25:23,951
And I'm not--
1804
1:25:23,953 --> 1:25:28,230
I know that we're not
a thing or whatever, but--
1805
1:25:29,332 --> 1:25:32,234
I mean, it wasn't cool
and I really regret it.
1806
1:25:32,236 --> 1:25:33,895
And I'm sorry.
1807
1:25:36,31 --> 1:25:40,935
Well, I really regret
not dealing with it better,
and I'm sorry.
1808
1:25:42,510 --> 1:25:46,72
What you said was kinda true.
1809
1:25:48,219 --> 1:25:50,945
You were pretty accurate
about me too.
1810
1:25:52,223 --> 1:25:56,148
I guess we both
kinda got some things.
1811
1:25:56,150 --> 1:25:59,228
Yeah. [laughs]
Yeah, I'd say we do.
1812
1:26:5,159 --> 1:26:7,962
I really like having you
in my life.
1813
1:26:9,240 --> 1:26:10,734
Yeah, me too.
1814
1:26:16,280 --> 1:26:18,577
Honestly,
it's just hard-- [scoffs]
1815
1:26:20,383 --> 1:26:21,877
It's hard
to care about someone
1816
1:26:21,879 --> 1:26:24,484
when you know
that they can just be
taken away from you.
1817
1:26:28,622 --> 1:26:31,392
I'm just scared, Max.
1818
1:26:31,394 --> 1:26:32,987
I know.
1819
1:26:38,797 --> 1:26:40,896
[dog barks]
1820
1:26:43,98 --> 1:26:45,604
[laughs]
Are you kidding me?
1821
1:26:47,36 --> 1:26:48,640
[Nicole grunts]
1822
1:26:48,642 --> 1:26:51,280
[Max] I could have helped
with the box.
[laughs] I got it.
1823
1:26:51,282 --> 1:26:53,315
Okay, Chloe. Go ahead.
1824
1:26:53,317 --> 1:26:56,10
Good girl. Good girl.
1825
1:26:58,245 --> 1:26:59,981
[door closes]
1826
1:27:3,426 --> 1:27:5,327
I thought
they looked good there.
1827
1:27:9,91 --> 1:27:10,332
[sighs]
1828
1:27:12,600 --> 1:27:17,339
Oh, my God.
I missed you guys so much.
[chuckles]
1829
1:27:20,102 --> 1:27:22,267
Can you take
your shoes off?
Yeah.
1830
1:27:22,269 --> 1:27:23,807
[cell phone chimes]
1831
1:27:23,809 --> 1:27:25,446
[Max] These instructions
are in Swedish.
1832
1:27:25,448 --> 1:27:28,515
Yeah, we'll just attach
the "golv" to the "vagg"...
1833
1:27:28,517 --> 1:27:30,275
Oh, my God.
...using the "ryka."
1834
1:27:30,277 --> 1:27:31,518
[laughs]
1835
1:27:31,520 --> 1:27:34,48
-Okay,
we'll just wing it.
-Yeah.
1836
1:27:34,325 --> 1:27:36,116
I can't read Swedish, so--
1837
1:27:36,118 --> 1:27:39,328
And I don't think
it says "vagg."
[laughs]
1838
1:27:39,330 --> 1:27:41,858
All right, step one.
1839
1:27:41,860 --> 1:27:47,61
I'm gonna miss
this whole roomie sitch
after the puppies are born.
1840
1:27:48,867 --> 1:27:50,372
Yeah, me too.
1841
1:27:51,639 --> 1:27:53,969
[people chattering]
1842
1:27:53,971 --> 1:27:57,170
[guitar strumming]
1843
1:27:57,172 --> 1:27:58,303
You ready?
1844
1:27:58,305 --> 1:28:0,41
For what, dinner?
1845
1:28:2,353 --> 1:28:4,386
No. Absolutely not.
1846
1:28:4,388 --> 1:28:6,355
I thought we were
just gonna have
a casual roommate's dinner.
1847
1:28:6,357 --> 1:28:10,986
Max, you helped me
fill out my U-Dub app.
This is me pushing you.
1848
1:28:10,988 --> 1:28:14,319
All right,
I don't want to be pushed
to do this.
1849
1:28:14,321 --> 1:28:16,123
Max, you are doing so good.
1850
1:28:16,125 --> 1:28:18,367
But I don't--
This would ruin everything.
Seriously.
1851
1:28:18,369 --> 1:28:21,370
What if something happens to me?
What if this is
my last night alive?
1852
1:28:21,372 --> 1:28:22,998
Why do you have to
go so dark?
1853
1:28:23,0 --> 1:28:26,375
Because I figured out
that it makes you do
what we both want.
1854
1:28:26,971 --> 1:28:28,201
Come on.
1855
1:28:29,138 --> 1:28:30,302
We can watch.
1856
1:28:30,304 --> 1:28:31,974
[person singing]
1857
1:28:31,976 --> 1:28:34,141
[employee] Hey, guys,
how's it going?
Sign up right here.
1858
1:28:34,143 --> 1:28:37,452
Do not sign me up.
I'm not doing it
if they call me.
1859
1:28:38,983 --> 1:28:40,422
Sorry.
Sorry.
1860
1:28:40,424 --> 1:28:43,425
♪ Stay tuned, stay tuned♪
1861
1:28:43,427 --> 1:28:45,350
What is this guy?
It's great.
1862
1:28:45,352 --> 1:28:50,25
This is not normal.
This isn't right.
This guy's insane.
1863
1:28:50,27 --> 1:28:52,533
He's gotta be, like,
professional or something.
1864
1:28:52,535 --> 1:28:56,405
-Hey, you're gonna be fine.
-This is his concert.
This is not open--
1865
1:28:56,407 --> 1:28:58,407
[crowd cheering, applauding]
1866
1:28:58,409 --> 1:29:0,200
[emcee] That was spectacular.
1867
1:29:0,202 --> 1:29:2,510
I would not want to
follow that, people!
That was-- [mimics explosion]
1868
1:29:2,512 --> 1:29:4,413
[whistling, cheering]
1869
1:29:4,415 --> 1:29:6,448
Next up we have...
1870
1:29:6,450 --> 1:29:8,208
Max Stevenson.
1871
1:29:8,210 --> 1:29:11,13
No. No. I just got here.
Whoo!
1872
1:29:11,15 --> 1:29:12,718
Hey. Hey.
1873
1:29:12,720 --> 1:29:14,720
I fucking can't.
I'm not kidding.
Listen. [shushes]
1874
1:29:14,722 --> 1:29:18,20
Look me in the eye.
Just imagine that it's me
and Chloe and Channing Tatum.
1875
1:29:18,22 --> 1:29:20,385
[emcee] Max Stevenson.
Come on. Let's go!
Okay?
1876
1:29:20,387 --> 1:29:21,529
[applause continues]
1877
1:29:21,531 --> 1:29:23,355
You're ready for this.
1878
1:29:23,357 --> 1:29:25,291
-Come on.
-Go.
1879
1:29:25,568 --> 1:29:27,227
[whooping, applauding]
1880
1:29:27,229 --> 1:29:28,569
Oh, God.
1881
1:29:28,571 --> 1:29:32,364
-Whoo-hoo!
-[cheering,
applauding continues]
1882
1:29:32,366 --> 1:29:34,366
[cheering, applause fades]
1883
1:29:34,368 --> 1:29:37,512
Hi, I'm Max.
1884
1:29:37,745 --> 1:29:40,174
I'm gonna sing a song.
1885
1:29:41,375 --> 1:29:43,45
A song I like.
1886
1:29:43,47 --> 1:29:44,486
[Max clears throat]
1887
1:29:47,282 --> 1:29:48,985
[plays piano note]
1888
1:29:58,95 --> 1:30:2,229
♪ All through the night♪
1889
1:30:2,231 --> 1:30:7,509
♪ I'll be awake
And I'll be with you♪
1890
1:30:9,7 --> 1:30:13,405
♪ All through the night♪
1891
1:30:13,407 --> 1:30:16,243
♪ This precious time♪
1892
1:30:16,245 --> 1:30:19,213
♪ When time is new♪
1893
1:30:20,623 --> 1:30:25,494
♪ All, all through the night♪
1894
1:30:25,496 --> 1:30:27,958
♪ Today♪
1895
1:30:28,994 --> 1:30:32,501
♪ Knowin' that
We feel the same♪
1896
1:30:32,503 --> 1:30:35,427
♪ Without sayin'♪
1897
1:30:35,429 --> 1:30:36,637
♪ The same♪
1898
1:30:36,639 --> 1:30:40,333
♪ Without sayin'♪
1899
1:30:43,646 --> 1:30:46,548
♪ We have no past♪
1900
1:30:46,550 --> 1:30:48,143
♪ We won't reach back♪
1901
1:30:48,145 --> 1:30:53,720
♪ Keep with me forward
All through the night♪
1902
1:30:53,722 --> 1:30:56,525
♪ And once we start♪
1903
1:30:56,527 --> 1:30:58,560
♪ The meter clicks♪
1904
1:30:58,562 --> 1:31:3,532
♪ And it goes running
All through the night♪
1905
1:31:3,534 --> 1:31:5,633
♪ Until it ends♪
1906
1:31:5,635 --> 1:31:11,837
♪ There is no end♪
1907
1:31:13,467 --> 1:31:17,678
♪ All through the night♪
1908
1:31:17,680 --> 1:31:20,582
♪ Stray dog is crying♪
1909
1:31:20,584 --> 1:31:24,80
♪ So stray dog sings back♪
1910
1:31:25,83 --> 1:31:27,149
♪ Oh♪
1911
1:31:27,151 --> 1:31:32,858
♪ Under those
White street lamps♪
1912
1:31:32,860 --> 1:31:38,567
♪ There is a little chance
They may see it♪
1913
1:31:39,493 --> 1:31:44,199
♪ A chance they may see it♪
1914
1:31:45,873 --> 1:31:52,306
♪ Stay with me
All through the night♪
1915
1:31:52,539 --> 1:31:54,880
[applause]
1916
1:31:54,882 --> 1:31:59,555
-[cheering, whistling]
-[audience member] Yeah!
1917
1:32:5,893 --> 1:32:7,90
[exhales]
1918
1:32:7,92 --> 1:32:8,597
Good boy. Good boy.
Okay.
1919
1:32:8,599 --> 1:32:9,895
You ready
for your interview?
1920
1:32:9,897 --> 1:32:11,732
Yeah.
[Max] Yeah?
1921
1:32:11,734 --> 1:32:13,635
Aw. [chuckles]
1922
1:32:13,637 --> 1:32:15,736
That's so sweet.
Thank you, guys.
1923
1:32:15,738 --> 1:32:19,432
Are you sure
you don't mind driving me?
I'm, like, really nervous.
1924
1:32:19,434 --> 1:32:22,611
Yeah, of course. We're your
emotional support mammals.
1925
1:32:22,613 --> 1:32:23,975
Get off her.
Yes. [laughs]
1926
1:32:23,977 --> 1:32:25,240
All right, road trip.
1927
1:32:25,242 --> 1:32:26,912
You're gonna do so great.
1928
1:32:26,914 --> 1:32:29,112
They're lucky
they get to meet with you.
1929
1:32:30,577 --> 1:32:32,577
[sniffs]
1930
1:32:32,579 --> 1:32:34,315
Do you smell
something funny?
1931
1:32:35,549 --> 1:32:37,219
What? No.
Oh, man.
1932
1:32:37,221 --> 1:32:39,760
What?
I think
one of them peed.
1933
1:32:39,762 --> 1:32:41,421
In the car?
1934
1:32:41,423 --> 1:32:44,391
I knew I should have
just got plastic covers
for the seats.
1935
1:32:44,393 --> 1:32:47,559
I think it was Chloe.
She went on the carpet
last night too.
1936
1:32:47,561 --> 1:32:49,231
You didn't tell me that.
1937
1:32:49,233 --> 1:32:52,267
Did you--
Yes, I used
the Nature's Miracle.
1938
1:32:52,269 --> 1:32:55,402
[Chloe panting, yelps]
1939
1:32:55,404 --> 1:32:58,977
What's going on back there?
I don't know.
They're getting zoomies.
1940
1:32:58,979 --> 1:33:1,650
-Can we please
be respectful of the seats?
-[Chloe whines]
1941
1:33:1,652 --> 1:33:4,411
[Nicole]
She keeps licking her hoo-ha.
1942
1:33:4,413 --> 1:33:5,984
What do you mean?
Oh, my God.
1943
1:33:5,986 --> 1:33:7,612
I think that
she might be in labor.
1944
1:33:7,614 --> 1:33:9,284
No!
Yeah!
1945
1:33:9,286 --> 1:33:11,583
I don't think that that was pee.
I think that her water broke.
1946
1:33:11,585 --> 1:33:14,454
She's not due for three days!
Yeah, but it's not
an exact science.
1947
1:33:14,456 --> 1:33:18,260
Shit, we gotta get to a vet.
What do you mean, a vet?
What about your interview?
1948
1:33:18,262 --> 1:33:19,998
A premature delivery
can be really dangerous.
1949
1:33:20,0 --> 1:33:21,802
We gotta go, like,
right now!
1950
1:33:21,804 --> 1:33:24,431
-Okay, okay, okay, okay.
-Where are we even going?
1951
1:33:24,433 --> 1:33:25,674
Google something!
I am.
1952
1:33:25,676 --> 1:33:27,203
[car horn honks]
1953
1:33:27,205 --> 1:33:29,436
Is she okay?
She's still
licking her hoo-ha.
1954
1:33:29,438 --> 1:33:32,439
Is her hoo-ha okay?
And can we please use
proper terms?
1955
1:33:32,441 --> 1:33:34,177
She's about to give birth.
We need to be technical.
1956
1:33:34,179 --> 1:33:36,443
Okay, technically,
she is licking her vulva.
1957
1:33:36,445 --> 1:33:38,643
-I want to try that spot.
-[Max] Nicole!
1958
1:33:38,645 --> 1:33:40,645
Okay! Wait.
1959
1:33:40,647 --> 1:33:42,823
Wait. Okay, turn right. Now.
1960
1:33:44,728 --> 1:33:46,893
Very good.
I think we made a wrong turn.
1961
1:33:46,895 --> 1:33:49,830
-What? Is she okay?
-Well, she's--
1962
1:33:49,832 --> 1:33:52,558
[Nicole] Oh, my God!
It's happening!
1963
1:33:52,835 --> 1:33:54,230
Okay, let's go!
1964
1:33:54,232 --> 1:33:56,628
-[retches]
-Why are you puking?
1965
1:33:56,630 --> 1:33:58,531
Get the gloves
out of the glove box!
Okay.
1966
1:33:58,533 --> 1:34:0,335
-Wait. Where are they?
-In the glove box!
1967
1:34:0,337 --> 1:34:2,40
-Do you need a ginger ale?
-I don't need a ginger ale!
1968
1:34:2,42 --> 1:34:3,239
-Something bubbly?
-Good girl.
1969
1:34:3,241 --> 1:34:4,713
Get the blanket and lay it out.
1970
1:34:4,715 --> 1:34:6,913
-Come on. Lay it out! Here.
-Okay, I got it.
1971
1:34:6,915 --> 1:34:8,46
Put the blanket down.
Okay.
1972
1:34:8,48 --> 1:34:9,850
Wait, pull up YouTube.
1973
1:34:9,852 --> 1:34:11,643
[whistle blowing]
What are you doing?
1974
1:34:11,645 --> 1:34:13,755
Nothing. The dogs are tired.
Just nap time. Sleepy time.
1975
1:34:13,757 --> 1:34:15,757
Nap time. Go ahead.
It's probably
your nap time now.
1976
1:34:15,759 --> 1:34:17,726
[video narrator]
The female hyena's
birth canal...
1977
1:34:17,728 --> 1:34:19,24
That's the best
you could find?
1978
1:34:19,26 --> 1:34:20,729
...is only
an inch in diameter...
1979
1:34:20,731 --> 1:34:22,929
You can't do that here.
Recess starts in two minutes.
1980
1:34:22,931 --> 1:34:24,689
We didn't seek out
the most idyllic birthing spot!
1981
1:34:24,691 --> 1:34:27,868
-But there's children.
-They're about to get
a biology lesson!
1982
1:34:27,870 --> 1:34:32,70
You're, like, at a ten.
Bring it down.
What the teacher said. Like--
1983
1:34:32,72 --> 1:34:33,368
Ha!
1984
1:34:33,370 --> 1:34:35,337
I knew you were a breeder!
1985
1:34:35,339 --> 1:34:36,745
[both] Fuck off!
[teacher] Language!
1986
1:34:36,747 --> 1:34:38,109
-Where did she come from?
-I don't know.
1987
1:34:38,111 --> 1:34:39,748
It's happening.
She's crowning.
1988
1:34:39,750 --> 1:34:41,750
That's gross!
[Nicole] Holy shit.
1989
1:34:41,752 --> 1:34:43,246
It's coming!
Oh, my God.
1990
1:34:43,248 --> 1:34:45,754
It's coming!
It's happening.
1991
1:34:45,756 --> 1:34:47,85
[children shouting]
1992
1:34:47,87 --> 1:34:49,252
Oh, my God.
That's like--
1993
1:34:49,254 --> 1:34:50,891
Oh, my God.
That's a puppy.
1994
1:34:50,893 --> 1:34:53,520
Oh, my God.
That's a puppy.
That's a puppy head.
1995
1:34:53,522 --> 1:34:55,555
[dog barks]
1996
1:34:55,557 --> 1:34:57,557
[Max] Vito Corleone
Stevenson-Matthews,
1997
1:34:57,559 --> 1:34:59,801
Michael Corleone
Stevenson-Matthews,
1998
1:34:59,803 --> 1:35:1,528
Sonny Corleone
Stevenson-Matthews,
1999
1:35:1,530 --> 1:35:3,563
Grand Moff Tarkin
Stevenson-Matthews--
2000
1:35:3,565 --> 1:35:7,600
And Babu Frik
Stevenson-Matthews.
2001
1:35:7,602 --> 1:35:8,777
[imitates Babu Frik]
2002
1:35:8,779 --> 1:35:10,911
-What was that?
-That's Babu Frik.
2003
1:35:10,913 --> 1:35:12,539
Oh.
Don't worry about it.
2004
1:35:12,541 --> 1:35:15,608
Were you able to, um,
talk to the admissions office?
2005
1:35:15,610 --> 1:35:18,380
Could you reschedule
your interview?
Voice mail.
2006
1:35:18,382 --> 1:35:20,514
They haven't responded
to my emails.
2007
1:35:20,890 --> 1:35:24,419
I'm sorry.
No, it's okay.
2008
1:35:24,421 --> 1:35:27,488
My dad always said
that everything happens
for a reason.
2009
1:35:28,392 --> 1:35:32,328
And right now,
I'm meant to be
a doggie grandma.
2010
1:35:33,760 --> 1:35:35,870
And I'm happy
with that.
2011
1:35:54,352 --> 1:35:55,780
Nicole.
2012
1:35:55,782 --> 1:35:57,287
Hmm?
2013
1:35:59,423 --> 1:36:0,554
What?
2014
1:36:21,775 --> 1:36:23,346
[sighs]
2015
1:36:30,685 --> 1:36:32,190
[Nicole moans]
2016
1:36:38,165 --> 1:36:40,627
What is it?
Chloe's looking at us.
2017
1:36:40,629 --> 1:36:42,167
Oh.
Chloe? Chloe, can you--
2018
1:36:42,169 --> 1:36:44,730
I gotta--
Chloe, come on. Go.
2019
1:36:45,205 --> 1:36:47,667
Come on. Chloe, come on.
Go, go, go.
2020
1:36:47,669 --> 1:36:49,735
Thank you. Okay.
2021
1:36:50,914 --> 1:36:52,738
[Nicole sighs]
2022
1:36:54,808 --> 1:36:55,917
[Channing barks]
2023
1:36:55,919 --> 1:36:57,677
-What?
-Jesus Christ.
2024
1:36:57,679 --> 1:36:58,986
Channing Tatum's
watching us.
2025
1:36:58,988 --> 1:37:1,923
Come on, buddy. Come on.
Mama's busy. Come on.
2026
1:37:1,925 --> 1:37:3,122
Come on.
2027
1:37:3,894 --> 1:37:5,850
Okay, just stay in here please.
2028
1:37:5,852 --> 1:37:8,28
Okay, good boy.
Holy shit.
2029
1:37:27,874 --> 1:37:29,676
No, no, no.
2030
1:37:29,678 --> 1:37:31,920
-No, no, no, no!
This is incestuous.
-[Nicole laughs]
2031
1:37:31,922 --> 1:37:35,55
-Come on. Get off. Get off.
Channing, no.
-Yeah, but you turned him on.
2032
1:37:35,57 --> 1:37:36,958
No, don't say that.
2033
1:37:36,960 --> 1:37:39,521
Go! Come on, guys, I--
Oh, man.
2034
1:37:39,523 --> 1:37:41,127
[Nicole chuckles]
2035
1:37:41,129 --> 1:37:44,460
[laughing] God.
Let's go to the bedroom.
2036
1:37:44,462 --> 1:37:45,791
Yeah.
2037
1:37:53,471 --> 1:37:55,977
Oh, my God. I got in.
2038
1:37:55,979 --> 1:37:57,869
What?
Yeah, I got in.
2039
1:37:57,871 --> 1:37:59,541
You--
That's amazing!
2040
1:37:59,543 --> 1:38:2,280
Wait. I'm confused.
I don't understand
how this happened.
2041
1:38:2,282 --> 1:38:4,876
I was supposed to show
my portfolio in my interview.
2042
1:38:4,878 --> 1:38:6,713
Right. Um...
2043
1:38:6,715 --> 1:38:9,958
I submitted
a virtual deck.
You what?
2044
1:38:9,960 --> 1:38:12,488
I mean, all I did was
put all your stuff together,
2045
1:38:12,490 --> 1:38:15,656
and I wrote
a little personal statement
and hit "send."
2046
1:38:16,923 --> 1:38:18,692
I mean,
it was just--
2047
1:38:24,766 --> 1:38:27,41
I can't believe
that you would do that for me.
2048
1:38:27,604 --> 1:38:29,10
Yeah.
2049
1:38:30,112 --> 1:38:31,507
We should have
a party to celebrate.
2050
1:38:31,509 --> 1:38:34,312
A party? Who are you?
Yeah.
2051
1:38:34,314 --> 1:38:37,18
It'll be like
a "you're awesome"
party/puppy shower.
2052
1:38:37,20 --> 1:38:39,482
Okay, where are we having
this party?
2053
1:38:40,122 --> 1:38:42,991
Here.
In the apartment.
Wait a second.
2054
1:38:42,993 --> 1:38:48,821
You're telling me you are
going to have actual humans
in your sanctuary?
2055
1:38:48,823 --> 1:38:50,955
Obviously they're gonna be
wearing booties and masks.
2056
1:38:50,957 --> 1:38:55,69
No, I-- Obviously
I don't think that they will.
2057
1:38:57,370 --> 1:38:59,502
Nicole, I don't want you
to move out.
2058
1:39:0,769 --> 1:39:2,142
Then I won't.
2059
1:39:3,805 --> 1:39:6,146
["Sweet Thing" playing]
2060
1:39:14,57 --> 1:39:15,991
[doorbell rings]
2061
1:39:18,28 --> 1:39:19,951
Congratulations, my darling.
2062
1:39:19,953 --> 1:39:21,326
Thank you, Mom.
2063
1:39:21,328 --> 1:39:24,824
So we do have a no shoes
and a hand sanitizer policy.
2064
1:39:24,826 --> 1:39:27,860
Sounds like my kind of party.
I thought so.
2065
1:39:27,862 --> 1:39:30,797
Thank you.
2066
1:39:30,799 --> 1:39:34,735
♪ And I shall watch
The ferry-boats
And they'll get high♪
2067
1:39:38,807 --> 1:39:44,283
♪ On a bluer ocean
Against tomorrow's sky♪
2068
1:39:46,881 --> 1:39:48,221
Oh, wow.
2069
1:39:48,223 --> 1:39:51,290
♪ And I will never
Grow so old again♪
2070
1:39:55,560 --> 1:40:0,134
♪ And I will walk and talk
In gardens all wet with rain♪
2071
1:40:3,205 --> 1:40:4,897
♪ Oh, whoa♪
2072
1:40:4,899 --> 1:40:6,800
She's such a sniffer!
2073
1:40:7,902 --> 1:40:11,46
♪ Sweet thing, sweet thing♪
2074
1:40:12,82 --> 1:40:14,709
♪ Baby, yeah♪
2075
1:40:15,910 --> 1:40:18,53
♪ Sweet thing♪
2076
1:40:19,89 --> 1:40:21,716
[music fades, continues faintly]
2077
1:40:25,623 --> 1:40:27,62
Mmm.
2078
1:40:29,924 --> 1:40:31,924
Diane Matthews.
2079
1:40:32,135 --> 1:40:34,135
Nicole's mother.
2080
1:40:34,698 --> 1:40:37,732
Sid Saliba, Max's father...
2081
1:40:37,734 --> 1:40:40,933
figure, role model and boss.
2082
1:40:41,936 --> 1:40:43,111
Mmm.
2083
1:40:44,246 --> 1:40:48,743
That scarf is chic as shit,
a few seasons ago.
2084
1:40:51,154 --> 1:40:56,157
But, ooh,
that nail polish
is beautiful on you.
2085
1:40:56,159 --> 1:40:58,423
Really brings your eyes out.
2086
1:40:59,954 --> 1:41:1,360
[chuckles]
2087
1:41:2,759 --> 1:41:4,363
[blows]
2088
1:41:9,238 --> 1:41:11,370
When this party's over...
2089
1:41:13,242 --> 1:41:15,968
take me
somewhere sophisticated.
2090
1:41:15,970 --> 1:41:17,277
Yes, ma'am.
2091
1:41:19,446 --> 1:41:23,613
♪ My, my, my
My-my, my, my, my♪
2092
1:41:27,916 --> 1:41:35,20
♪ And I will raise my hand up
Into the nighttime sky♪
2093
1:41:37,464 --> 1:41:42,665
♪ And count the stars
That's shining in your eye♪
2094
1:41:44,174 --> 1:41:50,211
♪ And just to dig it all
And not to wonder
That's just fine♪
2095
1:41:52,182 --> 1:41:59,220
♪ And I'll be satisfied not to
Read in between the lines♪
2096
1:42:0,982 --> 1:42:6,524
♪ And I will walk and talk
In gardens all wet with rain♪
2097
1:42:8,231 --> 1:42:14,202
♪ And I will never, ever, ever
Ever grow so old again♪
2098
1:42:16,998 --> 1:42:19,207
♪ Oh, whoa♪
2099
1:42:21,134 --> 1:42:23,68
♪ Sweet thing♪
2100
1:42:26,348 --> 1:42:29,217
["Growing Up" playing]
2101
1:42:45,565 --> 1:42:47,532
Now?
Get the gloves
out of the glove box!
2102
1:42:47,534 --> 1:42:49,996
Okay. Wait, where are they?
In the glove box!
2103
1:42:49,998 --> 1:42:54,0
Okay. They're not in here!
They're not in here.
We don't have them.
2104
1:42:54,2 --> 1:42:58,70
Okay, well,
the show must go on. Okay.
2105
1:42:59,40 --> 1:43:0,171
Delicious!
2106
1:43:0,173 --> 1:43:2,74
[laughter]
2107
1:43:6,212 --> 1:43:8,256
Delicious.
2108
1:43:8,258 --> 1:43:9,884
[laughter]
2109
1:43:9,886 --> 1:43:11,589
Shit.
2110
1:43:11,591 --> 1:43:14,218
It literally
smells like crotch.
It's so bad.
2111
1:43:14,220 --> 1:43:15,857
She's still
licking her hoo-ha!
2112
1:43:15,859 --> 1:43:18,266
Well, is everything okay
with her-- with her hoo-ha?
2113
1:43:18,268 --> 1:43:21,368
And can we please use--
Okay, one more time.
2114
1:43:21,370 --> 1:43:23,568
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-ha.
2115
1:43:23,570 --> 1:43:27,308
[dog trainer]
Stay! Good girl.
Stay. Stay. Stay.
2116
1:43:34,42 --> 1:43:35,283
Bitch pig, huh?
2117
1:43:37,287 --> 1:43:39,210
[Max] You want it,
you bitch pig?
2118
1:43:39,212 --> 1:43:40,387
Come on.
2119
1:43:40,389 --> 1:43:41,817
Let's go.
All right, hold on. Huh?
2120
1:43:41,819 --> 1:43:44,50
Who the hell
you think you talkin' to?
2121
1:43:44,52 --> 1:43:47,823
Your mother does not
have a hot brother.
Oh, fuck me. [laughs]
2122
1:43:47,825 --> 1:43:50,122
You have me in my head
about my teeth now.
2123
1:43:50,124 --> 1:43:51,827
[director] Huh?
[laughter]
2124
1:43:51,829 --> 1:43:54,335
[director]
Let us see your teeth.
Please show us your teeth.
2125
1:43:54,337 --> 1:43:55,633
Stop.
2126
1:43:55,635 --> 1:43:57,129
[director] More teeth.
2127
1:43:57,901 --> 1:43:59,98
And cut.
2128
1:43:59,100 --> 1:44:1,342
[crew laughs]
[laughs]
2129
1:44:1,344 --> 1:44:4,37
Puppies!
Puppies, puppies!
2130
1:44:4,314 --> 1:44:5,907
[both laugh]
2131
1:44:5,909 --> 1:44:8,349
Fuck! Sorry, guys.
We just tooth banged.
2132
1:44:8,351 --> 1:44:13,145
That hurt so bad.
Sorry. [laughing]
[director] Let's reset.
2133
1:44:13,147 --> 1:44:16,456
We generally do
a short consultation
with the patient.
2134
1:44:16,458 --> 1:44:18,117
What type of--
2135
1:44:18,119 --> 1:44:21,153
What do you need to--
[laughs] I'm sorry.
[laughter]
2136
1:44:21,661 --> 1:44:22,924
Um...
2137
1:44:22,926 --> 1:44:26,158
Yeah, so what kind of--
[giggles] So sorry.
2138
1:44:26,160 --> 1:44:28,336
Okay. Fuck.
2139
1:44:28,338 --> 1:44:30,965
[instructor panting]
[Max grunting]
2140
1:44:32,342 --> 1:44:35,266
[Max laughs]
Yes, yes. Really good.
2141
1:44:35,268 --> 1:44:39,845
Keep finding your place, okay?
You supple little bitch.
2142
1:44:42,880 --> 1:44:46,211
[song playing]
2143
1:46:16,446 --> 1:46:18,479
[song ends]