1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:07,890 --> 00:00:10,370 Calvin, I thought you never cleaned the smoker. 2 00:00:10,500 --> 00:00:13,730 Yeah, Pop, you said it ruins the flavor. 3 00:00:13,860 --> 00:00:16,290 Well, I had no choice. 4 00:00:16,380 --> 00:00:19,730 Dave smoked a bunch of eggplant on here. 5 00:00:20,820 --> 00:00:22,390 I'm sorry, baby. 6 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:25,260 No, no, the meat coming soon. No, the meat... 7 00:00:25,350 --> 00:00:27,040 Yes, it is. 8 00:00:27,170 --> 00:00:29,236 I'm gonna get you some meat. I'm gonna get you some meat. 9 00:00:29,260 --> 00:00:30,610 Yes, I am. Yeah... 10 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:33,010 Should we leave you two alone? 11 00:00:34,140 --> 00:00:35,750 Look, man, I'm just excited. 12 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:38,660 This is Daphne's first yardecue. 13 00:00:38,790 --> 00:00:41,580 You know, one day all this is gonna be hers. 14 00:00:41,710 --> 00:00:43,320 Daddy, she's 26 days old. 15 00:00:43,450 --> 00:00:45,570 She won't remember any of this or eat any of the food. 16 00:00:45,710 --> 00:00:47,190 You don't know that. 17 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:49,720 In some countries they give babies a rib 18 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:51,590 instead of a pacifier. 19 00:00:53,900 --> 00:00:55,550 What country is that, Pop? 20 00:00:55,720 --> 00:00:57,550 I don't know, Malcolm. 21 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:00,120 Maybe a country where the kids don't question their parents. 22 00:01:01,990 --> 00:01:04,650 Daphne, that's your grandfather. 23 00:01:04,820 --> 00:01:06,130 Don't take a pacifier from him. 24 00:01:06,210 --> 00:01:09,260 Don't you take that baby... 25 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:13,310 Mmm. Well, 26 00:01:13,440 --> 00:01:14,920 look at you, Malcolm. 27 00:01:15,050 --> 00:01:16,610 I like that color on you. 28 00:01:17,750 --> 00:01:19,830 It brings out your eyes. 29 00:01:21,230 --> 00:01:24,190 Uh... uh, thank you, Miss Kim. 30 00:01:24,320 --> 00:01:25,450 And all that wagon 31 00:01:25,580 --> 00:01:27,890 you dragging. 32 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:37,240 Good afternoon, Calvin. 33 00:01:37,420 --> 00:01:39,640 Oh, damn, I ain't even got my phone 34 00:01:39,770 --> 00:01:41,900 to pretend like I'm on my phone. 35 00:01:41,990 --> 00:01:45,250 Hey, Miss Kim. How you doing? 36 00:01:45,380 --> 00:01:48,820 Oh, is it yardecue time again already? 37 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:52,350 - Time sure flies. - Yep. 38 00:01:52,430 --> 00:01:53,780 What you want me to bring? 39 00:01:53,910 --> 00:01:54,910 My, um, 40 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:56,700 asparagus macaroni loaf 41 00:01:56,830 --> 00:02:00,660 or my oatmeal-crusted shrimps? 42 00:02:00,790 --> 00:02:02,660 Well, that's a toughie. 43 00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:04,230 Both it is. 44 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:07,670 - Question. - Mm-hmm. 45 00:02:07,800 --> 00:02:13,280 You know how you always have those bags under your eyes? 46 00:02:15,150 --> 00:02:17,720 Yes, I'm sure it's a fraudulent charge. 47 00:02:17,890 --> 00:02:20,070 - Mom? You busy? - Very. 48 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,770 How would I spend $2,300 at a Dollar Tree? 49 00:02:22,900 --> 00:02:25,290 I'd own the store. 50 00:02:25,380 --> 00:02:27,120 Wh-Where do we keep the lighter fluid? 51 00:02:27,290 --> 00:02:29,690 Check in the garage behind the... Wait, why? 52 00:02:29,820 --> 00:02:33,260 What? No, I would remember buying a whole store. 53 00:02:33,390 --> 00:02:34,870 I'll be in the garage. 54 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:36,430 Stop. Don't go to the garage. 55 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:38,240 Get the door, please. 56 00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:40,700 No, do not put me on a brief hold. 57 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:43,660 Hey, Miss Kim. 58 00:02:43,790 --> 00:02:46,440 - Do you have a lighter on you? - No lighters. 59 00:02:46,570 --> 00:02:47,880 Yes, yes, I'm still here. 60 00:02:47,970 --> 00:02:49,750 Miss Kim, this is not a good time. 61 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:52,540 Gemma, it's always a good time to work on your appearance. 62 00:02:52,620 --> 00:02:54,710 I already bought your exfoliating cream 63 00:02:54,890 --> 00:02:57,060 and your foot scrub, so I'm good, bye-bye. 64 00:02:57,150 --> 00:02:58,350 But if you give me 15 minutes, 65 00:02:58,410 --> 00:03:01,020 I'll take five years off your face. 66 00:03:01,150 --> 00:03:02,590 I don't have 15 minutes. 67 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:04,900 Girl, you should always make time for me time. 68 00:03:05,070 --> 00:03:06,640 Girl, I said no, thanks. 69 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:07,940 But your face is saying... 70 00:03:08,070 --> 00:03:10,950 I don't want any of your crap. Goodbye. 71 00:03:19,220 --> 00:03:22,000 Gemma, I just got an alert from our credit card. 72 00:03:22,130 --> 00:03:25,440 You spent $2,300 at a Dollar Tree? 73 00:03:25,610 --> 00:03:27,700 No, Dave, that's fraud. I took care of it. 74 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:29,790 Oh. 75 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,140 You bought me a surprise. 76 00:03:33,190 --> 00:03:34,930 Yeah, that's it. 77 00:03:38,060 --> 00:03:40,370 What is going on out there? 78 00:03:46,150 --> 00:03:47,500 Guys, what's happening? 79 00:03:47,630 --> 00:03:49,810 Looks like something's going on at Miss Kim's house. 80 00:03:49,940 --> 00:03:51,900 I hope she didn't set her bathroom on fire again 81 00:03:51,990 --> 00:03:54,600 with those scented candles. 82 00:03:54,730 --> 00:03:56,380 She sold me one of those candles. 83 00:03:56,510 --> 00:04:00,080 It smelled like hot cat food. 84 00:04:00,210 --> 00:04:02,300 Uh, I would stop 85 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:04,000 talking bad about her if I were you. 86 00:04:04,130 --> 00:04:06,650 Miss Kim is no longer with us. 87 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:09,400 - Oh, my God. - No. 88 00:04:09,530 --> 00:04:11,090 Where'd she go? 89 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:15,580 Dave, she's dead. 90 00:04:16,710 --> 00:04:17,725 Oh, no. 91 00:04:17,750 --> 00:04:19,970 Oh, man. 92 00:04:20,100 --> 00:04:21,800 Not Miss Kim. 93 00:04:21,890 --> 00:04:24,670 She was the first neighbor we met on this street. 94 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,646 - Yeah. - She brought us a casserole. 95 00:04:26,670 --> 00:04:29,680 - Yeah. - Ooh, and I had the toots for three days. 96 00:04:29,850 --> 00:04:31,500 Excuse me. 97 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:38,950 Oh, no. Oh, no. 98 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:41,950 I know, Gemma. It's just so sad. 99 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:44,000 No. My last words to her 100 00:04:44,080 --> 00:04:46,080 were "I don't want any of your crap." 101 00:04:46,260 --> 00:04:49,170 What an awful thing to say to a dying woman. 102 00:04:49,310 --> 00:04:50,750 Oh, how could you have known, Gemma? 103 00:04:50,780 --> 00:04:54,790 Yesterday she was her usual, spry, horny self. 104 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,660 Yeah, but now she's dead. 105 00:04:56,830 --> 00:04:58,840 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 106 00:04:58,970 --> 00:05:01,750 Is it possible that my yelling at her is what killed her? 107 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:03,000 Look, Gemma, don't be silly. 108 00:05:03,060 --> 00:05:04,125 Okay, well, now, Marty, 109 00:05:04,150 --> 00:05:05,670 now, don't call Gemma silly. 110 00:05:05,840 --> 00:05:07,320 You know, a confrontation like that 111 00:05:07,450 --> 00:05:09,500 could elevate an older person's blood pressure, 112 00:05:09,590 --> 00:05:12,980 which could easily trigger a very severe health scare. 113 00:05:13,070 --> 00:05:15,030 Dave, stop defending me! 114 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:22,120 Gemma, you can't kill somebody by yelling at them. 115 00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:24,080 I mean, if you could, between me and Calvin, 116 00:05:24,210 --> 00:05:27,690 our boys would have been dead years ago. 117 00:05:27,820 --> 00:05:30,610 You're just saying that to make me feel better. 118 00:05:30,740 --> 00:05:32,716 Stop tripping and get the door. 119 00:05:32,740 --> 00:05:34,960 I will never yell at anybody again. 120 00:05:35,090 --> 00:05:37,660 I don't want more blood on my hands. 121 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:43,880 Hello. I'm here about your neighbor Kimberly Wilcox. 122 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,320 Yes, it's true, I yelled at her, 123 00:05:45,490 --> 00:05:46,986 but I never thought it would kill her. 124 00:05:47,010 --> 00:05:48,840 At worst, it's involuntary manslaughter. 125 00:05:49,020 --> 00:05:51,301 Please, Officer, I've got a little boy. 126 00:05:53,890 --> 00:05:57,550 Miss, I'm not an officer, I'm Miss Kim's estate lawyer. 127 00:05:57,630 --> 00:06:00,200 - Phew. - I'm sorry about my friend. 128 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:03,730 She's a little dehydrated. 129 00:06:03,860 --> 00:06:05,290 - Oh. - Can I help you? 130 00:06:05,380 --> 00:06:07,730 Yes, I'd appreciate it if the Butler family 131 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:09,650 could join me at Miss Kim's house, 132 00:06:09,780 --> 00:06:11,300 so we can go over her last wishes. 133 00:06:11,430 --> 00:06:13,430 Oh. Oh, okay. 134 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:15,220 - We'll be right over. - Okay, great. 135 00:06:15,350 --> 00:06:16,520 So, I'm good? 136 00:06:16,700 --> 00:06:19,440 I don't know who you are, but I'd say no. 137 00:06:22,620 --> 00:06:25,750 We lived across the street from this woman for decades. 138 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:28,270 I don't think we've ever set foot in her house. 139 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:29,710 Wow. 140 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:34,500 I didn't know Miss Kim was a Jet Beauty in 1973. 141 00:06:34,580 --> 00:06:36,320 Oh. 142 00:06:36,410 --> 00:06:39,280 And here she is sitting on the lap of Telly Savalas. 143 00:06:40,290 --> 00:06:43,200 Oh, my God, Miss Kim could've whipped all our asses. 144 00:06:43,330 --> 00:06:44,860 What are you talking about? 145 00:06:44,990 --> 00:06:48,640 She won a bronze medal in judo at the Montreal Olympics. 146 00:06:50,730 --> 00:06:53,390 Whoa. Look at these photos. 147 00:06:53,520 --> 00:06:57,610 Miss Kim was married three times? 148 00:06:57,740 --> 00:07:01,350 Same dress each time. 149 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:02,570 Well, why buy a new dress 150 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:04,570 when you know how it's gonna turn out? 151 00:07:06,750 --> 00:07:09,920 Okay, Butler family, if we could get started? 152 00:07:10,050 --> 00:07:13,410 I've got a very busy day. People are dropping like flies. 153 00:07:14,670 --> 00:07:16,800 So, uh, Miss Kim didn't have any family 154 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,190 she could leave her stuff to? 155 00:07:18,370 --> 00:07:19,850 Very little. 156 00:07:19,980 --> 00:07:22,021 Uh, the house and the furniture are going to her sister, 157 00:07:22,045 --> 00:07:23,125 but that's pretty much it. 158 00:07:23,150 --> 00:07:25,370 Uh, Malcolm Butler? 159 00:07:25,500 --> 00:07:26,590 Miss Kim 160 00:07:26,770 --> 00:07:29,030 left you a Rolex watch. 161 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:30,860 - Whoa! - What? 162 00:07:30,990 --> 00:07:32,730 - Wow. - Oh. 163 00:07:32,860 --> 00:07:35,910 Hell, Malcolm, hold up, did you ever, uh, you know... 164 00:07:41,910 --> 00:07:43,260 - ...with Miss Kim? - Uh... 165 00:07:43,390 --> 00:07:45,740 No, Pop, I was just nice to her. 166 00:07:45,870 --> 00:07:48,050 Rolex nice? 167 00:07:48,180 --> 00:07:49,700 Calvin. 168 00:07:49,830 --> 00:07:51,750 I can't wait to see what I got, 169 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:54,450 because I was much nicer to her than Malcolm. 170 00:07:54,580 --> 00:07:55,970 - Martin Butler. - Yes? 171 00:07:56,060 --> 00:07:57,190 Miss Kim left you 172 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:58,890 a rather sizable collection... 173 00:07:58,970 --> 00:08:00,670 Yes? Yes? 174 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:02,190 ...of snow globes. 175 00:08:02,291 --> 00:08:03,385 No! 176 00:08:03,410 --> 00:08:06,200 No! 177 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:08,850 Well, we know Marty ain't never, you know... 178 00:08:08,940 --> 00:08:11,330 Stop... Would you stop that? Stop. 179 00:08:11,420 --> 00:08:13,200 It's okay, Marty. 180 00:08:13,380 --> 00:08:14,810 It's the thought that counts. 181 00:08:17,990 --> 00:08:19,650 Uh, Calvin Butler? 182 00:08:19,780 --> 00:08:21,040 - Yeah? - Miss Kim left you 183 00:08:21,170 --> 00:08:22,820 one of her most treasured possessions. 184 00:08:22,950 --> 00:08:25,700 The fountain from her backyard. 185 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:28,090 Oh, come... that-that... 186 00:08:28,220 --> 00:08:30,000 That's just too nice. I can't accept that. 187 00:08:30,090 --> 00:08:31,790 Oh, no, no, Calvin. 188 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:35,270 You have to, baby. You have to obey her wishes. 189 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:38,190 Ah, she won't know, baby, she's gone on to glory. 190 00:08:39,230 --> 00:08:40,750 No, she will. 191 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:42,490 If you don't obey the wishes of the dead, 192 00:08:42,630 --> 00:08:45,320 they will haunt you for all eternity. 193 00:08:45,450 --> 00:08:46,760 - All eternity? - Yeah. 194 00:08:46,890 --> 00:08:49,850 So even after I'm dead, they gonna haunt me? 195 00:08:49,980 --> 00:08:52,240 Well, I'll just haunt their ass back. 196 00:08:53,810 --> 00:08:56,030 I-If we can continue... 197 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:57,600 Tina Butler? 198 00:08:57,680 --> 00:08:58,820 - Yeah. - Miss Kim 199 00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:01,340 left you a very special bequest: 200 00:09:01,470 --> 00:09:03,380 her collection of recipes. 201 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:05,520 - Oh. - Ah. 202 00:09:06,560 --> 00:09:10,130 Oh, wow, that... that-that... 203 00:09:10,260 --> 00:09:12,000 that was very nice of her. 204 00:09:13,830 --> 00:09:15,400 Thank you, Miss Kim. 205 00:09:15,530 --> 00:09:17,400 - There's more. - Okay. 206 00:09:17,530 --> 00:09:19,710 She would like for you to prepare these recipes 207 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:23,360 for every "yardecue" from now on, 208 00:09:23,490 --> 00:09:27,020 uh, so you can always feel like she's there with you. 209 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:30,930 Well, remember, Mama, it's the thought that counts. 210 00:09:37,420 --> 00:09:39,420 Oh, hey, buddy. 211 00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:46,650 You, uh, know that TV's not on, right? 212 00:09:46,780 --> 00:09:48,820 Yep. 213 00:09:49,650 --> 00:09:52,220 Did you just turn it off? 214 00:09:52,350 --> 00:09:53,960 No. 215 00:09:54,090 --> 00:09:57,790 I just felt like I needed to stare into a black void. 216 00:09:59,090 --> 00:10:00,570 Okay. 217 00:10:03,310 --> 00:10:04,840 I mean... 218 00:10:06,970 --> 00:10:10,410 ...Miss Kim was standing right there two days ago, 219 00:10:10,540 --> 00:10:12,760 You know? And now she's just gone. 220 00:10:12,890 --> 00:10:15,590 I mean, we talked. She was perfectly healthy. 221 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,290 Look, I-I... 222 00:10:18,420 --> 00:10:20,900 I understand how upsetting this could be. 223 00:10:20,980 --> 00:10:23,030 And we have to realize that Miss Kim 224 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:24,640 may have seemed healthy, 225 00:10:24,770 --> 00:10:27,210 but there are all sorts of diseases and conditions 226 00:10:27,380 --> 00:10:31,430 that a person can have that they may never know about. 227 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:33,210 And then you just suddenly die? 228 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:37,650 No! No, no, no. Uh, not... not like that. 229 00:10:37,830 --> 00:10:40,260 I mean, those-those conditions are almost unheard of. 230 00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:41,676 I don't even know any of those conditions. 231 00:10:41,700 --> 00:10:43,750 Why would I even bring it up? 232 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:46,880 B-But Miss Kim did die of something. 233 00:10:47,010 --> 00:10:49,750 Well, yeah. I mean, Grover, she was quite old. 234 00:10:49,880 --> 00:10:52,410 - Was she older than you? - What? 235 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:56,630 Yes! She was much older than me. 236 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:58,540 Just watch your void. 237 00:11:04,770 --> 00:11:06,510 Good deal... 238 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:09,690 Good Lord! 239 00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:12,950 I'm-a go crack a window. 240 00:11:16,340 --> 00:11:18,406 Mama, you aren't serving this at the yardecue, are you? 241 00:11:18,430 --> 00:11:20,220 Oh, yes, I am. 242 00:11:20,350 --> 00:11:23,090 I'm serving all of these, as per Miss Kim's last wish. 243 00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:25,790 Well, can't you improve on them? Like... 244 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:28,140 by changing all the ingredients? 245 00:11:29,530 --> 00:11:33,060 No, no. When the dead tell you what to do, you do it. 246 00:11:33,230 --> 00:11:36,230 Ghosts, they strike back. They're very petty. 247 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,760 - Really, Mama? - Yes. 248 00:11:38,890 --> 00:11:42,110 Look, I will never ever forget when I was nine years old. 249 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:43,850 Christmas Eve. 250 00:11:43,980 --> 00:11:47,110 My Aunt Peaches brought her new husband, Mr. Randy. 251 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:48,810 All of a sudden, I felt a cold breeze. 252 00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:50,600 And I turned and looked... 253 00:11:50,730 --> 00:11:52,600 I saw the ghost of my Uncle Clarence 254 00:11:52,730 --> 00:11:54,250 take the Christmas tree and knock it 255 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:55,910 right onto Mr. Randy. 256 00:11:57,780 --> 00:11:59,260 Now, boys, keep in mind, 257 00:11:59,390 --> 00:12:02,520 that was the Christmas that, unbeknownst to your mom, 258 00:12:02,650 --> 00:12:04,910 she ate those 151 rum balls. 259 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:10,440 Okay, uh, Marty, Malcolm, y'all wash these pots 260 00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,750 while I get to Miss Kim's... 261 00:12:13,570 --> 00:12:16,530 ...Vienna sausage shortcake. 262 00:12:18,670 --> 00:12:20,670 Uh-oh. Okay. 263 00:12:28,370 --> 00:12:31,590 Ah! I see you have to take off your watch. 264 00:12:31,720 --> 00:12:33,706 Guess you didn't get one of the waterproof ones, then. 265 00:12:33,730 --> 00:12:35,510 No. 266 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:38,250 All Rolexes are waterproof. 267 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:39,910 I'm just being extra careful, 268 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:42,040 'cause it's a Rolex. 269 00:12:43,260 --> 00:12:45,276 Yo, man, how many times are you going to say "Rolex"? 270 00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:48,260 I will say Rolex as many times as I want to say Rolex, 271 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:50,180 so why don't you just rolax? 272 00:12:50,310 --> 00:12:52,480 Come on! 273 00:12:52,610 --> 00:12:54,270 There has got to be a story behind this. 274 00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:55,830 A sordid story. 275 00:12:55,970 --> 00:12:57,580 What did you do with that pervy old lady? 276 00:12:57,710 --> 00:13:00,490 May she rest in peace, but what did you do? 277 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:02,540 Marty, it was just a gift. 278 00:13:02,710 --> 00:13:05,320 Oh, just a gift, huh? 279 00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:06,930 - You a boy toy, Malcolm. - What? 280 00:13:07,060 --> 00:13:09,020 You are a kept man. You are a sugar baby! 281 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,250 Calvin, 282 00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:17,420 I just want you to know something. 283 00:13:17,550 --> 00:13:18,990 I love you. 284 00:13:22,860 --> 00:13:24,340 Thanks... Gemma. 285 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:25,780 Hey, Tina. 286 00:13:25,950 --> 00:13:27,130 Yeah? 287 00:13:27,260 --> 00:13:29,430 I love you like the sister I never had. 288 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:32,310 You have a sister. 289 00:13:32,440 --> 00:13:34,830 But you're the one I never had. 290 00:13:40,010 --> 00:13:41,530 Does she think we're about to die? 291 00:13:41,660 --> 00:13:43,100 I don't know, but all this love is 292 00:13:43,230 --> 00:13:44,333 getting on my damn nerves. 293 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:45,989 - Hey, hey, babe. - Yeah? 294 00:13:46,013 --> 00:13:47,733 I can get rid of this fountain thing, right? 295 00:13:47,970 --> 00:13:49,580 Yeah, be my guest. 296 00:13:49,670 --> 00:13:51,830 If you want your ass haunted for the rest of your life. 297 00:13:56,030 --> 00:13:57,460 Um... 298 00:13:57,590 --> 00:13:59,510 - Haunted? - Oh... 299 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:01,990 - I don't, I don't want my ass haunted. - Okay. 300 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:03,900 First of all, language. 301 00:14:04,030 --> 00:14:06,210 Second of all, don't listen to Miss Tina. 302 00:14:06,340 --> 00:14:07,990 Grover, 303 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:09,470 ghosts are not real. 304 00:14:09,650 --> 00:14:12,220 So when you die, that's it? Y-You're just forgotten? 305 00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:14,910 No! No, look, 306 00:14:15,090 --> 00:14:17,000 the people that we love, when they die, 307 00:14:17,180 --> 00:14:19,350 they live on, inside of us. 308 00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:21,050 What? 309 00:14:22,270 --> 00:14:24,880 That's not the same as a demonic possession. 310 00:14:25,050 --> 00:14:27,360 Who said anything about a demonic possession? 311 00:14:27,530 --> 00:14:29,280 Nobody! 312 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:31,150 Oh, my God, now I can feel them. 313 00:14:31,175 --> 00:14:32,190 They're of inside me! 314 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:34,020 Oh, they're not inside of you! 315 00:14:39,110 --> 00:14:41,290 Hey, fellas. 316 00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:43,380 - You guys knew Miss Kim? - Oh, yes, sir. 317 00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:44,876 Yo, and it's dope what you're doing for her. 318 00:14:44,900 --> 00:14:46,030 Now when people drive by, 319 00:14:46,210 --> 00:14:48,030 this fountain will always be here. 320 00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:49,380 Always? 321 00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:53,690 I was thinking, like, till the end of the month. 322 00:14:53,870 --> 00:14:56,300 She was a wonderful woman. 323 00:14:56,430 --> 00:14:57,700 Always on top of me. 324 00:14:57,830 --> 00:15:00,220 Pushing me to go harder than I thought I could. 325 00:15:01,870 --> 00:15:05,570 But she knew I could finish, and I did. 326 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:09,450 Miss Kim was all talk, huh, Malcolm? 327 00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:12,410 What? No, please. I have nothing in common with them. 328 00:15:12,490 --> 00:15:13,710 Hey, my man. 329 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,200 That's a nice watch you got there. 330 00:15:19,890 --> 00:15:23,070 Hey, Sergio, Bobby, Adonis, what's up, man? 331 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,330 Hey, Trey. You know these guys? 332 00:15:25,460 --> 00:15:28,160 Yeah, yeah, I met this guys through Miss Kim. 333 00:15:28,290 --> 00:15:30,730 - You know, she touched so many of us. - Yes. 334 00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:32,860 I knew it! Yo, I told you. 335 00:15:32,990 --> 00:15:34,510 No, no, no. No. Not like that, man. 336 00:15:34,690 --> 00:15:37,300 She created a scholarship fund. Sent all these guys to college. 337 00:15:37,430 --> 00:15:39,480 - She did? - See, man? Apologize. 338 00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:44,960 Thank you, Kimberly Wilcox. For everything. 339 00:15:47,140 --> 00:15:49,970 Wow. Who knew Miss Kim had such a big heart? 340 00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:52,010 Yeah, I guess we had her all wrong. 341 00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:54,750 Yeah, I guess we all did. 342 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,930 Hey, listen up, everybody. 343 00:15:57,060 --> 00:15:58,230 Listen up. 344 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:05,110 I hope you all are having a good time here today. 345 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:08,510 I just want to acknowledge someone who isn't here with us. 346 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:10,510 Miss Kim... 347 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:12,730 ...berly Wilcox. 348 00:16:13,550 --> 00:16:16,250 Kimberly Wilcox. 349 00:16:16,380 --> 00:16:19,210 Can we have a moment of silence in her memory? 350 00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:27,130 Listen, guys, we're all neighbors. 351 00:16:27,260 --> 00:16:28,806 That means some of us have been neighbors 352 00:16:28,830 --> 00:16:31,220 for a long time, but... 353 00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:34,230 how much do we really know about each other? 354 00:16:34,255 --> 00:16:37,735 And turns out, I didn't know Miss Kim very well at all. 355 00:16:38,010 --> 00:16:39,410 And she was an amazing woman. 356 00:16:41,930 --> 00:16:43,280 And I wish I'd taken the time 357 00:16:43,410 --> 00:16:45,110 to get to know her while she was here. 358 00:16:46,150 --> 00:16:48,310 So, you know what? I don't want that to happen anymore. 359 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,500 I didn't mean to kill her! 360 00:16:52,770 --> 00:16:54,330 Get over yourself, Gemma. 361 00:16:56,380 --> 00:16:59,470 So let's take the time today 362 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,510 to really get to know each other. 363 00:17:01,650 --> 00:17:03,860 All right, so the ribs are up, but... 364 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,390 there's a price. 365 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:06,820 If you want a plate of ribs, 366 00:17:06,950 --> 00:17:08,740 you got to tell me something about yourself, 367 00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:10,870 something I don't know. 368 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,700 Look, we shouldn't be strangers, guys. 369 00:17:12,830 --> 00:17:13,960 We're neighbors. 370 00:17:14,140 --> 00:17:16,230 So let's eat up. All right? Come on. 371 00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:17,440 Not y'all. 372 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:20,010 Go, go, go. Just get on out of here. 373 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:23,230 So, you're saying you got a little crush on Steve Harvey? 374 00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:27,630 You know, as long as we're sharing, 375 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,980 I used to have a little thing for Tootie from Facts of Life. 376 00:17:32,850 --> 00:17:35,290 She had the cutest little lisp. 377 00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:37,030 "Mithuth Garrett." 378 00:17:39,030 --> 00:17:40,136 My boyfriend just convinced me 379 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,160 to be vegan, but he's not here. 380 00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:44,600 So, you're saying run you some of these ribs? 381 00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:46,040 Yes, please. 382 00:17:47,303 --> 00:17:48,319 Hey, Tina. 383 00:17:48,390 --> 00:17:49,950 Danny here just found out 384 00:17:50,090 --> 00:17:53,870 that his sister is his mama, and his mama is his grandmama. 385 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,156 Oh, that-that was a secret. That supposed to be a secret. 386 00:17:58,180 --> 00:18:00,440 That was secret? Yeah. Yeah. 387 00:18:00,570 --> 00:18:02,970 That-that was a secret, babe. Don't tell nobody. 388 00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:06,800 Okay, Malcolm. 389 00:18:06,930 --> 00:18:08,760 It's just us. 390 00:18:08,890 --> 00:18:11,540 Why did Miss Kim leave you that watch? 391 00:18:11,670 --> 00:18:14,630 I am telling you, Marty, I don't know. 392 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,420 - I do. - Yes! 393 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:18,240 Yes. Spill it. 394 00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:21,070 She told me that years ago, when you were a little boy, 395 00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:22,900 she was sitting on her porch crying, 396 00:18:23,030 --> 00:18:24,600 because her third husband had just died. 397 00:18:24,730 --> 00:18:26,510 And you came over 398 00:18:26,600 --> 00:18:28,576 and you sat with her until the street lights came on. 399 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,470 - I did? - That's what he said. 400 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:32,480 Oh, man, I don't even remember that. 401 00:18:32,610 --> 00:18:34,130 Because it wasn't you! 402 00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:37,610 It was me! 403 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,660 We played Battleship, like, ten times. 404 00:18:39,790 --> 00:18:42,270 She kept peeking at my ships, and I pretended not to notice. 405 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,270 That is my watch! 406 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,010 Well, according to the will, 407 00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:47,580 it is mine. 408 00:18:51,060 --> 00:18:52,280 Malcolm... 409 00:18:52,450 --> 00:18:55,020 You better sleep and bathe with that watch on. 410 00:18:55,110 --> 00:18:56,930 You get that out of my face, man. 411 00:18:58,020 --> 00:18:59,330 Now, look, this watch is nice, 412 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:01,810 but I wish she would have left me her car. 413 00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:04,330 You'd had to do a lot more 414 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,006 than sit on the porch to get the car, my boy. 415 00:19:06,030 --> 00:19:07,340 Wh... 416 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,960 - Hmm. - What? 417 00:19:22,090 --> 00:19:24,310 I was going to throw out Miss Kim's leftovers, 418 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,270 but I'm worried it'll make her mad. 419 00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:30,660 So, Miss Tina, you believe in the afterlife. 420 00:19:30,750 --> 00:19:33,490 Of course. It gives me great comfort. 421 00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:36,450 But you think the dead are vengeful and terrifying. 422 00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:38,540 Well, that's not the comforting part. 423 00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:43,550 Buddy, I-I-I think what Miss Tina is trying to say is 424 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,110 that nobody knows for sure. 425 00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:48,380 But the important thing is to not fear death 426 00:19:48,510 --> 00:19:50,770 but to make the most of our time here. 427 00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:52,030 Yeah. 428 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:53,950 That's what Miss Kim did. 429 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:55,650 She lived a full life. 430 00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:58,780 And now she's as dead as this chicken wing. 431 00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,830 I guess the important thing is, 432 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:07,130 it doesn't really matter what or who killed her. 433 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:12,050 You know, maybe I'm taking things a little too far. 434 00:20:12,180 --> 00:20:16,450 Come on, Grover, let's take these leftovers to the garbage. 435 00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:18,410 You know, I've already honored her wishes. 436 00:20:18,580 --> 00:20:20,346 I mean, she can't be too upset if I throw away 437 00:20:20,370 --> 00:20:22,850 - half-eaten leftovers, right? - Yeah. 438 00:20:24,940 --> 00:20:26,330 Miss Kim! 439 00:20:28,110 --> 00:20:29,290 I told you! 440 00:20:29,370 --> 00:20:30,420 - I told you! - Oh, my God! 441 00:20:30,550 --> 00:20:33,640 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 442 00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:36,160 Sorry, can we help you? 443 00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:39,300 I'm Kim's sister, Florence. 444 00:20:39,430 --> 00:20:40,470 Oh. 445 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,170 I heard her house keys were here. 446 00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:44,350 Ah, yes. Of course. I'll get them for you. 447 00:20:45,740 --> 00:20:47,220 Nice wagon. 448 00:20:49,480 --> 00:20:52,180 Damn, you are her sister, aren't you? 449 00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:54,570 All right. 450 00:20:58,403 --> 00:21:05,294 sync and corrections by