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We have a device that can allow us to
send one human being back in time.

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President's moving. Get the football.

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Okay. The football is now linked to the
communications launch system satellite.

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Has any president ever even looked in
there?

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All of them once got a box with a red
button that could blow up the world.

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Could you resist taking a peek?

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Bill once told me he knew he was in
Washington when he saw a man get up to

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a speech not to say a word, and three
men disagreed with him for the next hour

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and a half.

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But seriously, I have always known Bill
Bradford to be a fair -minded,

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conscientious, and loyal American,
probably the best director the CIA has

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had.

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From his seven -year -ago appointment to
this very night, he has transformed

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that... sprawling and embattled agency
into the well -oiled sea today.

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So, um, what are you wearing?

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Mr. Parker, this is no time for your
childish idea of a joke.

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Well, I just thought you'd be getting
pretty bored right about now.

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Aren't you going to some sort of an
inane sporting event?

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Marshal, how's your date with Mr.
Continental?

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Well, actually, someone had the sadistic
idea of seating him next to the White

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House press secretary.

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I had to stop him from jamming an oyster
fork through her hand.

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of what Lincoln liked to refer to as the
indispensable man.

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I can think of no one else who deserves
or... And he's going to cut the defense

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budget by another 15 % next year.

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Well, what's he going to spend it on?

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Saving the tree slugs?

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Oh, bye -bye.

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It's that tight black number with those
strappy things across the front.

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Do svidaniya, Mr. Parker.

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Sir, we're not scheduled to leave for
another hour. I want to watch the end of

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the Denver game. Sir.

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Excuse me. The president's motorcade.
Where is it? You just missed it.

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Take care of yourself.

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Thank you.

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Taxi! Wait! Wait!

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Take me to the White House, please.

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What? You flag me down to go on the next
block?

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Hey!

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Ah, no!

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No, no!

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No, no, no. What are you... Shoot,
shoot, shoot.

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Shoot, shoot. I can't believe this is
happening.

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Hey, stop that bloody bastard. Did he
listen to me? No, I'm just a crazy

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It's a sunroof. You idiot clown. I told
you, swollen holes will not last all

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night. What?

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This is my fault from driving. You
better send tow truck here right now.

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Hey. You still owe me $6 .20.

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DJ. What?

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You heard me. I am going to cut you up
into pieces and put you in a box like a

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bucket of fast food chicken.

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Hey, anybody seen Larry?

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Damn, he's got the football.

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What are you looking for, Matt?

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No.

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What's in the box?

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Nothing.

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There's got to be something worth
something in there, man.

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Son, I'm thinking like maybe diamonds or
gold or something. Right.

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Yo, let's go see Matt and Marie, man.

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Come on, son.

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Oh, come on. You're kidding me.

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What the

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hell is this? The end of the world?

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Uh, quite possibly.

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We will.

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Every silo in America and more than 50
of our subs have just launched nuclear

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missiles. Against who?

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Everybody. Oh, boy, the Chinese are
retaliating. So are the Russians.

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What happened?

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Somebody dropped the football.

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This is over the game?

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The nuclear football. The portable
encryption device that allows the

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to order a nuclear strike even if he's
away from the White House. It goes

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everywhere he goes. Less than three
hours ago, the warrant officer got

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from the president's team.

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He's still AWOL.

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It's quite possible this fell into the
hands of the enemy. Yeah, but that thing

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must have at least 100 pay cards.

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And they were all activated as soon as
the Secret Service found out the

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was missing. The chances of someone
cracking the launch code are 10 million

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one. Which means we're dealing with a
cryptological mastermind. So let's just

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get in the sphere. There's not enough
time to fire her up.

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Thank God we built this place to
withstand a nuclear attack.

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All right, people, into the bunkers now.

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Where's Olga?

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In Washington with Nick.

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Come on Frank, we gotta get below.

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Come on, come on.

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Nate and Olga will already be at the
Excelsior Hotel when you get back in

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One phone call and Nate will have a
backup team make damn sure that nothing

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happens to that briefcase.

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We're going to try and land you as close
to DC as we can. You're going to be

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arriving the night the football
disappears, so time is not going to be

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side. When is it ever, Mallard?

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Good luck, friend.

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Locking assembly is now in place.

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Locking assembly is now in place.

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is going to disappear tonight while the
president's at the Excelsior Hotel.

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Wait a minute, Frank.

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Nate and Olga should be there already.

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Right, I'll take care of that end. Now,
you better check with the NSA.

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See if they're tracking any terrorists
from the city.

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Whoever wound up with the football in
the last timeline knew how to use it.

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We'll get right on it. Okay.

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Senator Bill Bradford.

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Not funny. Listen.

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No.

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Damn it.

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Excuse me, the president's motorcade.

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Where is it? You just missed him.

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Oh.

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Thank you.

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Taxi. Wait.

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Wait.

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Take me to the White House, please.
What?

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You flagged me down.

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I heard your cell phone during the
president's toast.

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I said to myself, that's the moment we
have to meet.

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Please don't remind me. That's not a
moment that will go down fondly in my

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memory book.

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Well, it must have been an important
call.

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Well... Mr. Parker?

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Sorry, pal, this dance is mine. What are
you doing here?

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You okay?

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Yes, it's okay.

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Why didn't you take my call? I thought
you were on the base.

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I was.

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Oh, God, it's been a backstab.

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Lousy timing, I know. What happened?

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Ever heard of the nuclear football?

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Yes, of course. We have one in Russia,
too. Well, I just got fumbled. Where's

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Ramsey? I don't know. He was around here
somewhere.

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What about the president?

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I think he's already left the building.

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Come on.

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Who was that schmuck anyway?

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You see a guy come out here, metal case,
came to his breast?

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Yeah, he was looking for the president's
motorcade. He missed it by a couple

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minutes. The president just forgot him?

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You wouldn't believe the things people
leave in hotels.

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The guy caught a cowboy. Which company?

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Blue Line, I think. Maybe he's okay.

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Yeah, well, they didn't make it to the
White House last time.

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I have a car.

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Great.

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There's something going on here.

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Excuse me. You didn't just pick up a guy
from the Excelsior Hotel. He had a

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metal case with him.

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He's gone.

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What do you mean he's gone?

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He walked away. Does it look like I can
drive him?

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Mr. Parker, at this point, there's no
indication whatsoever of foul play. So

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let's just be logical here.

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All right. Okay, okay.

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I'm the man with the football.

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What do I do?

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Well, we're only a few blocks from the
hotel.

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Obviously, you go back to the hotel,
call your superiors, tell them it's been

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terrible mistake, and wait for them to
bring you in.

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That's the stupidest thing I've ever
heard.

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What do you mean, stupid?

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I'm an army officer with one of the
highest responsibilities in the nation.

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you think I'm going to, A, admit I'm
some kind of idiot who got himself

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separated from the pack, or, B, let the
president look like an idiot for leaving

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me here?

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Okay, what do you do then, Mr. Football
Man?

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You shouldn't be too hard to miss in
this neighborhood.

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I can't believe anyone in his bright
mind would walk through this

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carrying a nuclear trigger.

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Then we're leaving. I can't believe
you'd run a green compact.

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Stop. Back up.

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What happened?

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Who got the football?

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A gang of three, I think.

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They called one of them Boney. He had a
bullet crease in his forehead.

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He could have a concussion.

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We have to get him to a hospital. Call
an ambulance. We can't wait.

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We can't just leave him. A headache's
nothing compared to what's going to

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if we don't get the football back in,
I'll say, 97 minutes.

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Yes, I need an ambulance at 10.

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Where are we?

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There are good news and bad news. We
found the warrant officer, but the

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football's gone.

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We better get out an APB on some local
bangers. Leader's name is Bone. He's got

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a bullet crease across his forehead.

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The NSA has changed the launch codes,
Frank, and activated the football's

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safeguards. Yeah, well, that doesn't
actually make me feel any safer. They

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the same thing in the last timeline.

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We're also pulling in every known
foreign agent operating in the area,

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who might have a hostile interest in the
device.

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All right, I'm going to try and get a
lead on that gang.

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How many guys named Bone are going to be
around here anyway?

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The ambulance ought to be here any
minute. You stay with Larry. Maybe they

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drop you back at the hotel. See if you
can find Ramsey. I will not.

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Oh, come on, Olga. This is a rough
neighborhood. It's no place for you.

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What? You think I'm some sort of a
hothouse flower?

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Well, yeah.

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I mean, don't get me wrong. You're great
on your home turf, and you've had your

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moments in the field, but this is the
jungle, baby.

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Oh, so you're doing this because you'd
be so worried about me, because you care

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so deeply.

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Yes, Olga, because I care so deeply
about you. You know what?

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Forget it. You are not leaving me
behind. I feel guilty enough about not

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your stupid phone call. I will not also
be made to feel like some little

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sheltered prude who can't take care of
herself.

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Oh, God.

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I'm standing on a person.

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I'm just saying, you know, this could be
like an expensive jewelry carrier. You

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know, probably got like diamonds in
there. That maybe is one of them FBI

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settles.

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Trolls a bunch of red powder all out in
your face as soon as you open it up.

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Sure.

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Can't wash that stuff off no hour.

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Who are you?

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Excuse me, ma 'am.

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Do you realize what that is you're
talking on?

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Hello?

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Hello?

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So, listen, Madam Marie, what I'm saying
is, look, you're getting this at a

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steal. You know, it's the best deal in
town.

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You know, so I'm thinking, uh, five
blocks.

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The... Okay, I'm done now. Okay, four.

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Two. Two rocks.

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Okay.

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There's three of us, though.

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Okay, okay, okay.

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It's fine. It's cool.

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Nice doing business with you.

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Hello,

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operator. Port Oak, France 80, please.

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NSA.

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What the hell is NSA?

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It's the National Security Agency. Is it
American?

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Because, honey, you don't sound... Yes.
Look, we're just looking for a Mr.

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Bone. Yeah, I know. A -Bone. Ain't no
Mr. Bone, though.

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So, did you see him tonight?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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He lives up on Fifth and High.

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No, no, no. Eighth and New.

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Eighth and High.

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That was ballard. Someone just picked up
the phone on the football.

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The problem is, it's unprincipled.

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No, no, no, no, no.

245
00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:26,400
Thanks very much, fellas.

246
00:19:26,660 --> 00:19:27,660
Appreciate it.

247
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,520
Yeah.

248
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:05,159
What now?

249
00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:07,020
Three to one, huh?

250
00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:10,200
They put the gun down.

251
00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:11,800
Three to one, huh?

252
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:15,660
I'll take those odds. I was in a
situation once against five guys. That

253
00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:16,660
a little sticky, I admit.

254
00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:20,120
What happened?

255
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,640
Well, I'm standing here with my gun
pointed at you, aren't I?

256
00:20:23,980 --> 00:20:27,540
Now, did I just hear you guys say
something about getting ripped off?

257
00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:50,919
I got to go.

258
00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,820
No, no, no, Selma. I got to go.

259
00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,600
Yes? It's me, Madam Marie.

260
00:21:09,740 --> 00:21:12,620
Chico said there's a police stakeout
down the block. He thinks they're

261
00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:16,180
you. Probably one of those animal rights
people reporting their goats again. I

262
00:21:16,180 --> 00:21:17,180
don't need this.

263
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:19,520
One more arrest and bang, they're going
to deport me.

264
00:21:19,850 --> 00:21:20,850
Thank you.

265
00:21:58,860 --> 00:21:59,860
Okay,

266
00:22:01,660 --> 00:22:02,660
lady, open the door.

267
00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:05,140
Police? I didn't do nothing.

268
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,280
No, we're not the police. We're the NSA.

269
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:08,680
The NBA?

270
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,600
I got a boy playing ball in jail.

271
00:22:12,980 --> 00:22:14,300
No, ma 'am, the NSA.

272
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,200
National Security Agency?

273
00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:18,180
Never heard of it.

274
00:22:20,010 --> 00:22:21,010
What is that?

275
00:22:21,350 --> 00:22:22,990
Oh, potion.

276
00:22:23,630 --> 00:22:24,630
Love potion.

277
00:22:24,910 --> 00:22:26,670
Maybe you could use some, huh?

278
00:22:27,030 --> 00:22:28,030
No.

279
00:22:29,570 --> 00:22:32,590
Look, where's the case you got from
Bone?

280
00:22:32,790 --> 00:22:34,370
You are not here about my gold.

281
00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,590
No, we just need the case back.

282
00:22:36,910 --> 00:22:39,110
I don't know nothing about no case.

283
00:22:41,270 --> 00:22:42,270
Really?

284
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,030
We're not here to bust you, okay?

285
00:22:44,290 --> 00:22:46,810
And I'm telling you, I ain't got no
case.

286
00:22:47,650 --> 00:22:48,650
All right.

287
00:22:48,750 --> 00:22:49,970
Do you practice centuria?

288
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,170
I can see the future.

289
00:22:53,750 --> 00:22:57,730
Do you want to know it? I already know
the future. If I don't get that case

290
00:22:57,730 --> 00:23:01,570
in the next 63 minutes, we're all going
to go to hell in one very big

291
00:23:01,570 --> 00:23:05,290
handbasket. The fate of this world is
not in your hands.

292
00:23:06,230 --> 00:23:07,990
It will be decided by an animal.

293
00:23:08,610 --> 00:23:11,130
Someone with no reason or morality.

294
00:23:11,630 --> 00:23:12,730
That's what I'm afraid of.

295
00:23:13,710 --> 00:23:17,530
Before this night is true, you too will
become an animal.

296
00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:24,040
Someone is going to fall hopelessly in
love with you.

297
00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:29,920
Don't count on it.

298
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,540
Would you happen to know where the case
went?

299
00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,280
Hey!

300
00:23:39,020 --> 00:23:40,020
Hey!

301
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:44,560
Hold it right there.

302
00:23:49,459 --> 00:23:50,459
Look,

303
00:24:08,140 --> 00:24:09,360
our IDs must have been stolen.

304
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:12,760
What's the NSA got to do with the madam
here? We're looking for a very important

305
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:13,760
government briefcase.

306
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:15,640
You must have heard the APB, right?

307
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,720
What about me and my goat?

308
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:06,480
you. This is so sweet.

309
00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,640
This has been the worst day of my life.

310
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,600
Looks to me like you need a new
suitcase.

311
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:20,760
20 bucks.

312
00:25:44,940 --> 00:25:46,340
Some kind of computer game?

313
00:26:02,940 --> 00:26:05,540
What do you think Madame Marie meant by
all that animal business?

314
00:26:06,220 --> 00:26:09,160
This is clearly a metaphor. She
obviously understood that the briefcase

315
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:12,040
contained some sort of a tool of mass
destruction, and she was simply

316
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:15,940
postulating that whoever used it might
be somehow less than human. Yeah, but

317
00:26:15,940 --> 00:26:17,140
what about me becoming an animal?

318
00:26:17,460 --> 00:26:19,580
Please, you don't need a psychic for
that one.

319
00:26:19,820 --> 00:26:21,180
Oh, well, now that's rich.

320
00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:24,360
You get all bent out of shape when you
think I'm calling you a brute, but you

321
00:26:24,360 --> 00:26:27,040
have no problem whatsoever calling me
some kind of pro -magnum brute?

322
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,960
No, no, no, don't think I don't
appreciate your physical aggressiveness.

323
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:33,540
comes in handy tonight, for example. I
just think a little more self -control

324
00:26:33,540 --> 00:26:36,760
and a little less wild instinctual
abandon would serve you infinitely

325
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:37,760
the long run, Mr. Parker.

326
00:26:37,860 --> 00:26:41,340
Well, my instinctual abandon suits me
just fine, thank you very much. Yes, and

327
00:26:41,340 --> 00:26:44,460
I'm sure many women at rodeos and
professional wrestling matches would

328
00:26:44,460 --> 00:26:46,760
with you. Yeah, and what's wrong with
professional wrestling?

329
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:06,290
Where's my patience?

330
00:27:51,310 --> 00:27:52,330
a few blocks away from here.

331
00:27:52,830 --> 00:27:54,290
Did you see a metal briefcase?

332
00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:56,750
Nope. I took it.

333
00:27:57,150 --> 00:27:58,150
What'd you do with it?

334
00:27:59,190 --> 00:28:00,190
Twenty bucks.

335
00:28:05,590 --> 00:28:07,670
I sold it to a nurse.

336
00:28:08,450 --> 00:28:10,530
Wonderful. Thank you, Olga. Call the
nurse's hospital.

337
00:28:10,790 --> 00:28:12,550
She wasn't on her way to no hospital.

338
00:28:13,390 --> 00:28:15,190
Well, where was she on her way to?

339
00:28:17,150 --> 00:28:18,150
Twenty bucks.

340
00:28:37,710 --> 00:28:39,430
I don't think that nurse was born at
Nightingale.

341
00:28:39,710 --> 00:28:40,710
You know what I mean?

342
00:28:48,610 --> 00:28:55,470
Do you realize who we are?

343
00:28:55,950 --> 00:28:59,650
We're the N -Ass Freakin' A's. We'll
take this place out alive.

344
00:29:00,010 --> 00:29:05,110
Exactly. So, you should give us that
bottle of Petman snaps right there.

345
00:29:05,110 --> 00:29:06,550
the N -Ass Freakin'. Tell me.

346
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:07,960
What's it stand for?

347
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,120
Thank you very much. Oh, man.

348
00:29:13,860 --> 00:29:16,480
You've seen a nurse come in here.

349
00:29:16,820 --> 00:29:17,960
Check the lap lounge.

350
00:29:19,580 --> 00:29:21,360
Yeah, maybe I should handle this myself.

351
00:29:21,620 --> 00:29:22,620
Just move. Right.

352
00:29:38,350 --> 00:29:41,050
Have your fun. We're just trying to find
your stripper. Did she have a metal

353
00:29:41,050 --> 00:29:42,690
case with her? Yeah, but she left.

354
00:29:43,470 --> 00:29:45,270
Well, did you get her address or a
number, maybe?

355
00:29:45,470 --> 00:29:46,970
I got a business card somewhere.

356
00:29:47,310 --> 00:29:48,310
Could we see it, please?

357
00:29:50,130 --> 00:29:51,390
She left a strip for it.

358
00:29:54,770 --> 00:29:58,170
Whoa, are you sure you want to throw
that punch? I have to. You better be

359
00:29:58,170 --> 00:30:00,450
prepared to take on the defensive line
of Penn State.

360
00:30:01,410 --> 00:30:02,830
You're the football team.

361
00:30:03,210 --> 00:30:04,450
First and second straight.

362
00:30:06,330 --> 00:30:07,710
All right, I'm going to level it.

363
00:30:08,270 --> 00:30:11,490
We're with the NSA. Now, that girl is
carrying around something very

364
00:30:11,550 --> 00:30:12,550
and she doesn't even know it.

365
00:30:12,870 --> 00:30:13,870
We don't get it back.

366
00:30:14,570 --> 00:30:15,930
The world is going to end tonight.

367
00:30:16,590 --> 00:30:18,910
Well, it's certainly going to end
forever. You get paid, Mom!

368
00:30:19,230 --> 00:30:22,830
You guys get it? We're trying to save
his stupid lives.

369
00:30:23,050 --> 00:30:24,050
Fine.

370
00:30:24,370 --> 00:30:26,050
But she still strives for it.

371
00:30:26,990 --> 00:30:27,990
Wait!

372
00:30:28,350 --> 00:30:29,670
How much time do we have?

373
00:30:30,350 --> 00:30:31,350
44 minutes.

374
00:30:31,370 --> 00:30:33,310
Okay, how many people died on the other
side of the timeline?

375
00:30:33,770 --> 00:30:34,770
Do you want a number?

376
00:30:34,830 --> 00:30:35,830
For moral support.

377
00:30:36,510 --> 00:30:38,420
Uh... How's it feeling yourself?

378
00:30:39,320 --> 00:30:40,279
Music, please.

379
00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,760
I can't do this. I had broken news about
Mr.

380
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,100
Parker. The Bolshoi was interested.

381
00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:46,480
This one's for humanity.

382
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:48,660
There's the prey. This is his.

383
00:32:39,050 --> 00:32:44,030
Oh, that's not so bad. I... Hey!

384
00:32:46,810 --> 00:32:48,230
I'll tell you if I stand.

385
00:32:48,490 --> 00:32:50,290
Okay, okay. Get out of the car, man!

386
00:32:50,990 --> 00:32:53,990
Man, that's just low. You're actually
stealing a rental compact?

387
00:32:54,370 --> 00:32:55,370
Why not? You did.

388
00:33:13,900 --> 00:33:16,420
You did good back there. Oh, is that an
apology?

389
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:19,520
All right. You're not a... Little
sheltered prude?

390
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:23,160
I never actually said that, you know.
Well, thinking it is bad enough.

391
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:24,620
How much time do we have?

392
00:33:25,980 --> 00:33:26,980
25 minutes.

393
00:34:27,469 --> 00:34:30,050
If you're here about the sublet, this
really isn't a good time. No, no, no.

394
00:34:30,050 --> 00:34:31,250
about the briefcase you picked up.

395
00:34:31,969 --> 00:34:32,969
Oh, man.

396
00:34:33,409 --> 00:34:35,630
I left it on the bus. I cannot catch a
break today.

397
00:34:42,150 --> 00:34:44,929
You see that window up there?

398
00:34:45,449 --> 00:34:46,530
The one with the light on?

399
00:34:48,969 --> 00:34:50,969
That is my slut ex -wife up there.

400
00:34:51,730 --> 00:34:53,270
And she is with her new boyfriend.

401
00:34:53,710 --> 00:34:56,350
And do you know where she met him? The
gym. Do you believe that?

402
00:34:56,889 --> 00:35:01,390
Well, I don't care how pumped your pecs
are, Jim boy, because J .D. has a great

403
00:35:01,390 --> 00:35:04,550
equalizer right here! No, no, no, no,
no. For 50 cents.

404
00:35:04,770 --> 00:35:05,770
Right.

405
00:35:08,070 --> 00:35:09,350
Welcome to America, pal.

406
00:35:09,550 --> 00:35:10,610
Thank you, Sam.

407
00:35:11,190 --> 00:35:14,310
I could have started World War III.

408
00:35:14,550 --> 00:35:15,388
Calm down, Cindy.

409
00:35:15,390 --> 00:35:19,030
I could have nuked Detroit. My God, I
could have nuked my mother. Cindy, deep

410
00:35:19,030 --> 00:35:21,090
breaths. Now, can you remember which bus
you took?

411
00:35:21,710 --> 00:35:26,470
Number 12, downtown. Great. Can I use
your phone? It's over there. Okay, I'll

412
00:35:26,470 --> 00:35:27,470
check on the baby.

413
00:35:33,790 --> 00:35:35,390
Hey! Drop the phone!

414
00:35:35,630 --> 00:35:36,630
No, J .D.!

415
00:35:36,670 --> 00:35:38,450
So, this is Jim Boy!

416
00:35:38,890 --> 00:35:39,950
Buddy, this ain't the night.

417
00:35:40,150 --> 00:35:42,290
No, it's not your night, that's for damn
sure.

418
00:35:42,590 --> 00:35:45,990
J .D., get the gun down now, you psycho.
He's not Billy.

419
00:35:46,630 --> 00:35:47,549
He's not?

420
00:35:47,550 --> 00:35:50,890
Maybe you guys should hash this out some
other time. Without firearms, I really

421
00:35:50,890 --> 00:35:52,510
need to make this call. Don't you fool!

422
00:35:53,110 --> 00:35:55,490
Now, you give her the phone, and you
call Jim Boy.

423
00:35:55,840 --> 00:35:58,080
And you tell him to get his steroid
ankle band now!

424
00:35:58,400 --> 00:35:59,840
No! No?

425
00:36:03,700 --> 00:36:07,380
What is it with you people? I'm trying
to save your miserable damn lives!

426
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:08,760
Watch it with that thing!

427
00:36:09,780 --> 00:36:13,800
You know, in the last three hours, I've
been up for six days straight trying to

428
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,100
keep this world from blowing up. And who
cares? Nobody.

429
00:36:17,780 --> 00:36:21,180
Aqualung wants 20 bucks. Brutal Lady
wants to save her stupid goats.

430
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,600
And the woman in the next room thinks
that I need to control my impulses. So

431
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:25,600
maybe she's right.

432
00:36:25,940 --> 00:36:27,980
This thing's one big friggin' joke,
isn't it?

433
00:36:28,260 --> 00:36:29,218
But you know what?

434
00:36:29,220 --> 00:36:30,940
I'm the only person on the planet who
gets it.

435
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,680
So maybe the joke's on me, right? Well,
I'm sick of it!

436
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:35,220
Just put the gun down.

437
00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:37,180
You know, I don't even know why I'm
doing this job.

438
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,500
Why don't I just let this whole thing go
to hell?

439
00:36:39,780 --> 00:36:40,658
Mr. Parker.

440
00:36:40,660 --> 00:36:41,660
What?

441
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:43,160
I called the bus line.

442
00:36:43,380 --> 00:36:44,600
I know where the football went.

443
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:21,860
What's the matter, Kiki? Can't you
sleep?

444
00:37:25,340 --> 00:37:27,100
How about a little midnight snack?

445
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:28,820
I got something special for you.

446
00:37:33,220 --> 00:37:34,460
Oh, Kiki, no.

447
00:37:35,020 --> 00:37:36,560
Oh, Kiki, no. Come on.

448
00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,780
and play with it, but just until I
finish my rounds.

449
00:38:05,020 --> 00:38:08,480
One of the night attendants at the
National Zoo got off the bus with a

450
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:11,380
said he took responsibility for it, and
since the bus driver knew him as a

451
00:38:11,380 --> 00:38:13,220
regular commuter, he said it'd be okay.

452
00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:15,080
He doesn't sound like a terrorist to me.

453
00:38:15,620 --> 00:38:17,000
Tonight I'm not so sure of anything.

454
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:18,280
How much time do we have?

455
00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:00,280
No one's answering.

456
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:02,960
Watch your eyes.

457
00:39:39,630 --> 00:39:40,750
All right,

458
00:39:44,390 --> 00:39:45,650
Kiki, give me the cage.

459
00:39:48,550 --> 00:39:53,030
Kiki's kind of having a stressful time
right now. She's getting over rabies.

460
00:39:53,290 --> 00:39:55,710
Let me try.

461
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,220
I don't think that's such a good idea.
Got a better one?

462
00:39:59,940 --> 00:40:00,940
Give me.

463
00:41:21,150 --> 00:41:23,370
76. You're kidding. What? Just do it.

464
00:41:43,370 --> 00:41:50,310
I think she

465
00:41:50,380 --> 00:41:51,380
likes you.

466
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:53,460
Prophecy fulfilled, Mr. Parker.

467
00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:55,400
Very funny, guys.

468
00:41:58,600 --> 00:41:59,160
Why

469
00:41:59,160 --> 00:42:13,120
so

470
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:14,120
quiet?

471
00:42:14,540 --> 00:42:16,120
Processing reality shifts.

472
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:20,480
Oh? Yeah, you surprised me tonight. I
thought you were going to come.

473
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:22,140
You're freaking me wrong.

474
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:27,940
I, on the other hand, behaved exactly
like you knew I would. Hell, that voodoo

475
00:42:27,940 --> 00:42:29,040
lady even predicted it.

476
00:42:29,900 --> 00:42:30,900
I'm an animal.

477
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,980
You saved the world.

478
00:42:33,340 --> 00:42:37,640
Yeah, well, still doesn't change the
fact that I'm the love interest of a

479
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:38,640
depressed ape.

480
00:42:39,220 --> 00:42:41,200
She even saw through to my true nature.

481
00:42:42,520 --> 00:42:45,200
Hey, where the hell have you been all
night?

482
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:49,120
Call me Nathan.

483
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,740
It was a delight to exchange views.

484
00:42:54,860 --> 00:42:57,000
So, is that what you were doing, Miss
Carranzi?

485
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:58,320
Changing views?

486
00:42:58,500 --> 00:43:01,220
I guess that's what they call it in D
.C. these days.

487
00:43:01,620 --> 00:43:05,940
You know, I may be a lower primate, but
I do believe that man is a dog.