1 00:02:25,411 --> 00:02:27,402 [Engine Roaring] 2 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:35,287 **[Car Radio: Reggae] 3 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:49,430 - [Phone Line Rings] - [Man] Hello? 4 00:02:49,502 --> 00:02:51,629 It's dead out here, and I'm hating you about now. 5 00:02:51,704 --> 00:02:54,400 - What kind of agent are you? - You'll find the road. 6 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:57,409 Kimberly, look, it's 4:00 a.m. in L.A. Can I go back to sleep? 7 00:02:57,477 --> 00:03:01,470 I was up all night on the red-eye, and it wasn't first class like you promised. 8 00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:05,951 - Give me credit for the car. Nice ride, huh? - Yeah, whatever. 9 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:09,955 By the way, these directions suck. This project sucks. 10 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:13,390 - K., it's a great opportunity. - It's a reality show pilot. 11 00:03:13,459 --> 00:03:16,792 You sang your way to the top seven the last time you were on TV. 12 00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:19,889 Now you're the star. You're Kimberly fucking-Caldwell. 13 00:03:19,966 --> 00:03:21,991 You're the only celebrity they've got. 14 00:03:22,068 --> 00:03:25,401 If I'm such a celebrity, Tommy, get me a movie. 15 00:03:25,471 --> 00:03:29,669 "Kimster," your Q score's gonna go way up, and you'll have a chance to win 90 grand. 16 00:03:29,742 --> 00:03:33,200 - I thought it was a hundred. - Well, I get 10%, remember? 17 00:03:35,248 --> 00:03:37,239 Wait. There's a turnoff. 18 00:03:37,317 --> 00:03:42,687 - ** [Ends] - [Radio Clicks Off] 19 00:03:42,755 --> 00:03:45,815 [Tommy] Look, I've got power yoga in, like, two hours. 20 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:49,123 - Did you find it yet? - I don't know. There's some old paper mill here. 21 00:03:49,195 --> 00:03:51,959 - But there's nothin' about it on the map. - Yeah. That's gotta be it. 22 00:03:52,031 --> 00:03:55,990 Look, "Kimbo," you can't afford to make a wrong turn here. You really don't have the time. 23 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:14,177 - Why am I here? - [Cell Line Cutting Out] 'Cause this business is tough. 24 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:16,552 - You're breaking up. - Of all my clients, you're the one... 25 00:04:16,623 --> 00:04:20,115 - Hello? Hello? - with the- factor here- [Line Drops, Beeping] 26 00:04:20,193 --> 00:04:24,152 Fuck! [Screams, Gasps] 27 00:04:24,230 --> 00:04:26,460 - [Tires Screeching] - [Grunts] 28 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:31,832 [Engine Idling, Stops] 29 00:04:41,481 --> 00:04:44,382 [Gasping] 30 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:48,284 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 31 00:04:56,429 --> 00:04:58,659 Don't be dead. Don't be dead. 32 00:04:59,999 --> 00:05:03,400 [Breathing Deeply] 33 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:06,666 [Door Opens, Closes] 34 00:05:09,942 --> 00:05:11,933 Oh! [Gasps] 35 00:05:18,951 --> 00:05:22,580 Help! Help! 36 00:05:23,756 --> 00:05:27,419 - [Cell Phone Beeping] - Shit! 37 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:29,518 Anybody! 38 00:05:33,866 --> 00:05:37,768 - [Groaning] - Don't worry. I'm gonna get you help, okay? 39 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:43,374 - [Coughing] - No! No, please! Please! No, don't die! 40 00:05:43,443 --> 00:05:46,412 Come on! Breathe! Breathe! 41 00:05:46,479 --> 00:05:48,538 - [Moaning, Gagging] - [Gurgling] 42 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,951 I'm here. I'm here. 43 00:06:00,026 --> 00:06:02,790 - [Screaming] - [Masticating] 44 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:15,967 [Screaming] 45 00:06:25,551 --> 00:06:28,349 [Whimpering, Sobbing] 46 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:32,824 [Bones Snapping] 47 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:36,328 [Whimpering, Crying] 48 00:06:47,673 --> 00:06:50,369 [Drooling, Chortling] 49 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,373 - [Beep] - [Thunderclap] 50 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,812 [Male Announcer] It's the end of the world- 51 00:07:28,881 --> 00:07:33,978 society in chaos, governments no longer in control. 52 00:07:34,053 --> 00:07:39,457 The world has been devastated by a catastrophic disaster, but you're still alive. 53 00:07:41,794 --> 00:07:45,059 Overnight, you've been thrust back into the Stone Age. 54 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:47,929 Modern conveniences are a thing of the past. 55 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,059 Would you have the guts to survive? 56 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:53,003 I am retired Marine Colonel Dale Murphy. 57 00:07:53,072 --> 00:07:55,097 Welcome to The Apocalypse. 58 00:07:55,174 --> 00:07:58,200 Over the next five days, these six contestants... 59 00:07:58,277 --> 00:08:00,745 will be put to the ultimate test. 60 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:02,906 I'm gonna be the ultimate survivor... 61 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:07,009 because on my last show I learned more than anything what it takes to win. 62 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:09,281 [Man] So what's the tattoo? 63 00:08:09,355 --> 00:08:13,553 It's the "infinity" sign, because I wanna be remembered forever. 64 00:08:13,626 --> 00:08:16,720 My friends call me "Jonesy"... 65 00:08:16,796 --> 00:08:19,128 but "Fearless" is my middle name. 66 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:24,394 - Ow! That sucked, dude. - [Video Roll Beeps] 67 00:08:24,470 --> 00:08:28,270 I told you to shave that ride. Can we do that again? 68 00:08:28,341 --> 00:08:30,400 Hi. I'm Elena. 69 00:08:30,476 --> 00:08:33,912 I'm like a fox- sexy, sleek... 70 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:36,380 and I always get what I want. 71 00:08:36,449 --> 00:08:38,747 Nina. I'm a survivor... 72 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:43,585 because I know there's only one person I can count on- myself. 73 00:08:43,656 --> 00:08:46,887 I'm Jake. Three surgeries on my rotator cuff... 74 00:08:46,959 --> 00:08:49,427 destroyed my shot at a pro football career- 75 00:08:49,495 --> 00:08:51,520 but not my drive to win. 76 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:57,028 Amber. One tour of duty in I raq. They call me "La Conquistadora. '" 77 00:08:58,170 --> 00:09:01,264 Enough said. Semperfi. 78 00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:04,935 These six contestants have been thrown together in a devastated wasteland... 79 00:09:05,011 --> 00:09:08,947 with only the clothes on their backs... and the will to survive. 80 00:09:09,015 --> 00:09:13,645 Rain or shine, in five days, only one will remain. 81 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:17,086 - Welcome to The Apocalypse. - [Shell Incoming] 82 00:09:24,697 --> 00:09:27,291 - [Switch Clicks] - Well, what do you think, man? 83 00:09:27,366 --> 00:09:30,358 We spent all last night cutting it. 84 00:09:30,436 --> 00:09:34,304 - Brando, eat your heart out. - You're the real deal, Dale. 85 00:09:34,373 --> 00:09:36,364 - That's why the network loves you. - [Door Opens] 86 00:09:36,442 --> 00:09:39,036 - It rocks, M. - Damn straight. 87 00:09:39,111 --> 00:09:41,409 - [Door Closes] - We're goin' to series for sure. 88 00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:45,975 [Beeping] 89 00:09:46,052 --> 00:09:49,180 Ah! Today's a good day to die. Where's my producer? 90 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,746 - It's brilliant, Michael. Really. - Thankyou. 91 00:09:55,361 --> 00:09:58,888 I still don't see what makes this show any different from that other survivor show. 92 00:09:58,965 --> 00:10:01,195 I don't watch television. 93 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:04,668 It's supposed to take place at the end of the world. That's what makes it different. 94 00:10:04,737 --> 00:10:07,228 You're not on some summer resort trying to make alliances. 95 00:10:07,306 --> 00:10:10,070 You're trying to be the last man standing after the apocalypse. 96 00:10:10,142 --> 00:10:13,908 - It's killer- Middle America family entertainment, mate. - Booyah. 97 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:17,507 - That's damn right. - I'm so there, dude. 98 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:20,484 - No. - I plan on being the last woman standing. 99 00:10:20,553 --> 00:10:23,920 [Scoffs] Chill, "Ramba." The prize money's gonna be mine. 100 00:10:23,990 --> 00:10:26,083 Oh, you two girls could mud wrestle for it. 101 00:10:26,158 --> 00:10:28,422 - Be ratings gold. - Ew. 102 00:10:28,494 --> 00:10:30,826 - You're stupid, man. - I am tappin' that. 103 00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:34,832 Hey, it's the parrot heads. Nice shirts, boys. 104 00:10:34,900 --> 00:10:36,993 Yeah, make fun all you want. 105 00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:39,902 But while you Hollywood freaks are out here sleepin' on rocks... 106 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:44,568 us parrot heads will be in Margaritaville back at the hotel. 107 00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:48,410 The woods are all wired up- 32 cameras and mikes ready to go. 108 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:53,612 Oh, you the man, Wojo. Just make sure everything's copacetic with Neil, okay? 109 00:10:53,686 --> 00:10:57,247 Yeah. See ya in five days. Enjoy the great outdoors, Tarantino. 110 00:10:57,323 --> 00:11:00,087 - Nice. - [Laughing] 111 00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:03,356 I could help you spread it on all those hard-to-reach places. 112 00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:05,195 If I hadn't seen you eat shit at the X Games last June, maybe you'd stand a chance. 113 00:11:05,195 --> 00:11:09,188 If I hadn't seen you eat shit at the X Games last June, maybe you'd stand a chance. 114 00:11:09,265 --> 00:11:11,358 Hey, I made the street comp finals. 115 00:11:11,434 --> 00:11:14,801 Okay. Here's a clue. I only give it up to winners- 116 00:11:14,871 --> 00:11:17,032 not guys who choke. 117 00:11:17,106 --> 00:11:19,472 I'll give you something to choke on. 118 00:11:21,444 --> 00:11:23,503 [Huffing] 119 00:11:27,450 --> 00:11:31,216 - [Engine Starts] - I wish I had abs like yours. 120 00:11:31,287 --> 00:11:33,983 I do 200 of these a day. 121 00:11:34,057 --> 00:11:37,720 I guess I'll just stick to my low-carb diet and hope for the best. 122 00:11:37,794 --> 00:11:41,286 - Mara, where the hell's Kimberly? - Still no answer. 123 00:11:41,364 --> 00:11:44,458 Goddamn it. I knew that prima donna was a problem when we cast her. 124 00:11:44,534 --> 00:11:46,627 Yeah, but she's got those Angelina Jolie lips. 125 00:11:46,703 --> 00:11:48,933 You know what I'm talkin' about, don't you? 126 00:11:49,005 --> 00:11:51,132 - Hello, papa. - It's gonna be a long five days. 127 00:11:51,207 --> 00:11:54,176 We can't wait any longer. I gotta shoot, like, now. 128 00:11:54,244 --> 00:11:57,441 You're the producer, Pop-Tart. That's why you make the big bucks. 129 00:11:57,513 --> 00:12:00,175 - What are we gonna do? - Um, well, we can't recast. 130 00:12:00,250 --> 00:12:02,810 - We're just gonna have to go with five. - Whoa, whoa. No, wrong. 131 00:12:02,885 --> 00:12:06,912 You know the show. All I have to do is shoot your character intro, and we're good to go. 132 00:12:06,990 --> 00:12:09,356 - No, I don't think so. - What other choice do we have? 133 00:12:12,362 --> 00:12:15,195 Um. [Chuckles] Okay, yeah. What the hell? 134 00:12:15,265 --> 00:12:18,257 That's it! Show 'em what you're made of. 135 00:12:18,334 --> 00:12:20,427 All right, boys and girls, listen up! 136 00:12:20,503 --> 00:12:22,869 We have a half-mile hike to the survivalist camp. 137 00:12:22,939 --> 00:12:25,100 Let's go! It's time to move out! 138 00:12:25,174 --> 00:12:27,335 All right. Everybody grab your gear, and let's get going. 139 00:12:27,410 --> 00:12:30,106 - This is it. - Hey, Michael. 140 00:12:30,179 --> 00:12:34,013 You know I'm a complete geek without my BlackBerry and my cell. 141 00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:36,210 There's a good chance I'll be the first to go. 142 00:12:36,286 --> 00:12:40,347 Come on. Just change your clothes, put on some bug spray. 143 00:12:40,423 --> 00:12:42,516 You'll be great, even without your "CrackBerry." 144 00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:47,454 Okay. I'll do it for you. 145 00:12:47,530 --> 00:12:50,226 - [Laughing] - But, um, now, Mara. 146 00:12:50,300 --> 00:12:53,133 It's M. now, not Michael. 147 00:12:53,202 --> 00:12:56,535 - Yes, I know. Okay. Sorry. - Right. 148 00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:12,713 God, who am I kidding? 149 00:13:14,390 --> 00:13:16,255 - [Door Closes] - Okay. We're movin' out. 150 00:13:16,326 --> 00:13:19,955 You're all alone out here, so let's close ranks and stick together. 151 00:13:26,903 --> 00:13:30,498 - ** [Headphones: Loud Pop] - Hey, everyone's leavin'- 152 00:13:30,573 --> 00:13:33,736 Hello? Hey. Everyone's leaving. 153 00:13:33,810 --> 00:13:36,870 - What? - We're about to start the game. It's time to go. 154 00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:39,039 Hi. I'm Jake. You're Nina, right? 155 00:13:39,115 --> 00:13:43,176 Look, I'm just here for the money, not to make friends, okay? 156 00:13:43,252 --> 00:13:46,688 Wow. Okay. Fair enough. 157 00:13:46,756 --> 00:13:50,715 - ** [Continues] - Oh. Nina. Nina. [Claps Hands] 158 00:13:50,793 --> 00:13:53,728 I saw you drop this while you were getting out of the R.V. 159 00:13:53,796 --> 00:13:58,290 - Now, M. said, " No food." - Oh, well, I'm vegan. 160 00:13:58,368 --> 00:14:01,235 That might be the only thing I can eat out here. 161 00:14:01,304 --> 00:14:05,263 Well, you can always go chew on a tree. This is cheating. 162 00:14:07,110 --> 00:14:09,977 - Sue me. Give it back. - Uh-uh. 163 00:14:10,046 --> 00:14:14,813 I would have, but... since there's no need to be makin' friends- 164 00:14:17,453 --> 00:14:19,944 Mmm! 165 00:14:20,022 --> 00:14:22,115 That's good. [Chuckles] 166 00:14:25,795 --> 00:14:28,229 [Michael] All right, everybody. Ready? 167 00:14:28,297 --> 00:14:30,458 And action, Dale. 168 00:14:30,533 --> 00:14:33,127 You cannot survive the apocalypse alone. 169 00:14:33,202 --> 00:14:36,933 So you make friendshi ps, perform tasks together. 170 00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:41,773 You fi gure out who you need to ride out the chaos and who's expendable. 171 00:14:41,844 --> 00:14:46,406 Today, we're gonna split into three teams, go out and search for food. 172 00:14:46,482 --> 00:14:50,612 The number each of you picked decides your teammate. 173 00:14:50,686 --> 00:14:53,450 [Laughs] Number one all the way, baby! 174 00:14:53,523 --> 00:14:58,426 [Chuckl es] You and me, baby. Al I the way. 175 00:14:58,494 --> 00:15:02,157 - [Dale] Who 's got a number 2? - I did a number two back at the gas station. 176 00:15:02,231 --> 00:15:05,758 - [Sighs] - Come on, dude. That was funny. 177 00:15:08,337 --> 00:15:11,431 [Mock Gasp] Oh, sweet. 178 00:15:11,507 --> 00:15:14,533 I guess you and me are a team. Hello? 179 00:15:14,610 --> 00:15:17,101 All right, boys and girls, it's the end ofthe world... 180 00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:19,273 and the odds are against you from the start. 181 00:15:19,348 --> 00:15:21,816 Radiation poisoning is a reality. 182 00:15:21,884 --> 00:15:24,318 That's whyyou're all wearing these. 183 00:15:24,387 --> 00:15:28,687 Every day, you'll be given a radiation elimination card. 184 00:15:28,758 --> 00:15:31,454 - And one of them is already contaminated. - [Device Clicking] 185 00:15:31,527 --> 00:15:36,829 At the end of the day, the player holding the simulated radiated card is dead. 186 00:15:36,899 --> 00:15:40,391 Don't worry. It just means you're disqualified. 187 00:15:40,470 --> 00:15:45,339 But you have a chance to survive the day by giving your card to another player... 188 00:15:45,408 --> 00:15:49,037 and surviving the radiation elimination. 189 00:15:49,111 --> 00:15:54,208 It's a test of your personal will, your endurance and fate. 190 00:15:54,283 --> 00:15:59,380 And in The Apocalypse, your fate can change- like that. 191 00:15:59,455 --> 00:16:04,392 Wild animals, bacterial infection and post-apocalyptic crazies... 192 00:16:04,460 --> 00:16:08,362 are all around you, waiting to take you down. 193 00:16:08,431 --> 00:16:12,561 They' re represented... by these. 194 00:16:12,635 --> 00:16:15,695 - We call them "Twists" of Fate. - [Mouthing Words] 195 00:16:15,771 --> 00:16:18,569 They are survival challenges, and dozens ofthem... 196 00:16:18,641 --> 00:16:21,508 are scattered all over the playing area. 197 00:16:21,577 --> 00:16:24,910 You trigger the motion sensor, and you hear this- 198 00:16:24,981 --> 00:16:27,882 [Loud, High-pitched Beeping] 199 00:16:27,950 --> 00:16:29,941 - [Man Drooling, Chortling] - [Beeping Continues] 200 00:16:30,019 --> 00:16:34,046 Instructions on the back explain your survival challenge. 201 00:16:34,123 --> 00:16:37,388 Accomplish the challenge, and you earn the right... 202 00:16:37,460 --> 00:16:41,521 to take your radiated card and give it to any player you choose... 203 00:16:41,597 --> 00:16:44,430 and automatically survive the day. 204 00:16:47,436 --> 00:16:52,738 We are going to assemble back here at 1 800 hours and see who will perish in the chaos... 205 00:16:52,808 --> 00:16:57,040 and who is one step closer to $ 100,000. 206 00:16:57,113 --> 00:17:00,082 Good luck to all of you. Remember- 207 00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:04,711 You have to work as a team to survive the game. 208 00:17:04,787 --> 00:17:07,722 But only one of you can be the ultimate survivalist... 209 00:17:07,790 --> 00:17:10,588 after the apocalypse. 210 00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:13,823 - And cut! Nice work, Dale. [Grunts] - All right! 211 00:17:13,896 --> 00:17:17,093 - I'm ready for my 15 minutes, Hollywood. - [Scattered Laughter] 212 00:17:17,166 --> 00:17:19,259 Okay, everybody. [Coughs] 213 00:17:19,335 --> 00:17:21,394 [Beeps] 214 00:17:21,470 --> 00:17:25,236 Uh, the headsets are transmitting audio and video back to the edit bay, so- 215 00:17:25,308 --> 00:17:27,640 - So don't take them off. - And, also, uh- 216 00:17:27,710 --> 00:17:30,076 Cell phones and P.D.A.'s, etcetera- give 'em to Neil. 217 00:17:30,146 --> 00:17:32,205 He's gonna put them in the R.V. 218 00:17:36,252 --> 00:17:40,780 - Have fun. I got to go take a wicked piss, mate. - Mm-hmm. 219 00:17:40,856 --> 00:17:44,019 Okay. I'm gonna follow Elena and Jake first, as planned. 220 00:17:44,093 --> 00:17:47,654 Uh, just remember, everybody- Let's make it feel real. 221 00:17:47,730 --> 00:17:49,823 Okay. 222 00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:54,295 - Hey. What's up? - I'm so gonna suck at this. 223 00:17:54,370 --> 00:17:56,497 Why'd I let you talk me into it? 224 00:17:56,572 --> 00:17:58,665 Mmm, because I'm irresistible? 225 00:18:00,042 --> 00:18:02,374 - You're a jerk, you know? - Gotta go. 226 00:18:02,445 --> 00:18:04,811 [Chuckles, Sniffles] 227 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:08,816 Colonel! What happens if we lose the elimination round? 228 00:18:08,884 --> 00:18:12,445 We go back to the R.V., and you drown your sorrows with me and Jack Daniel's... 229 00:18:12,521 --> 00:18:14,887 - until the game is done. - Oh, that sounds like fun. 230 00:18:14,957 --> 00:18:17,152 But don't worry, sweetness. I won't let you lose. 231 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:20,320 And if any of those pig-fuckin' hillbillies come around, I got your back. 232 00:18:20,396 --> 00:18:23,058 Hey, bonehead! I grew up two counties from here! 233 00:18:23,132 --> 00:18:25,327 I never had sex with a pig in my life! 234 00:18:25,401 --> 00:18:27,494 You're not promotin' stereotypes, are you, son? 235 00:18:27,570 --> 00:18:29,868 - [Silent Stammer] - Outstanding! 236 00:18:29,939 --> 00:18:33,966 People in these parts might not take that talk too well! You might wanna put a lid on it! 237 00:18:34,043 --> 00:18:36,910 - Is that all right with you, funnyman? - Ye-Yes, sir. 238 00:18:41,651 --> 00:18:43,744 Uh- [Clears Throat] Th-Th-That's cool. 239 00:18:43,819 --> 00:18:46,219 You guys got the whole "military bond" thing happenin'. 240 00:18:46,288 --> 00:18:48,381 - Semperfi and shit. - Yeah. 241 00:18:48,457 --> 00:18:50,584 And we both hate assholes. 242 00:18:55,731 --> 00:18:59,997 Shit. The techies were supposed to finish setting these up before they left. 243 00:19:00,069 --> 00:19:02,697 Put your producer hat away and get your head in the game. 244 00:19:02,772 --> 00:19:05,366 I'll set these up. I got time to kill anyway. 245 00:19:05,441 --> 00:19:08,274 Thankyou. God, I wish I didn't have to do this. 246 00:19:08,344 --> 00:19:10,904 Old Mikey really put you on the spot, didn't he? 247 00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:14,507 I guess he thinks it'll be entertaining to send a city girl into the woods. 248 00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:17,177 [Sighs] Cruel if you ask me, but don't worry. 249 00:19:17,253 --> 00:19:19,619 There's something in you he doesn't see that I do. 250 00:19:19,689 --> 00:19:22,214 You may be pretty, but you're tougher than you think. 251 00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,782 - [Engine Starts] - You'll be all right. 252 00:19:28,698 --> 00:19:31,064 So, "Neen," which way should we- 253 00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:33,192 I guess we go that way. 254 00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:04,822 [Beeping] 255 00:20:12,641 --> 00:20:15,576 [Zipper Zips] 256 00:20:15,644 --> 00:20:18,841 [Grunting, Choking] 257 00:20:39,334 --> 00:20:42,497 If you eat fish, maybe we should head towards the river to find some food. 258 00:20:42,571 --> 00:20:45,540 I'm vegan. I don't eat or use any animal products... 259 00:20:45,607 --> 00:20:47,973 including the swimming kind. 260 00:20:48,043 --> 00:20:51,501 Oh. Isn't your belt made of leather? 261 00:20:51,580 --> 00:20:54,048 It's pleather. I'm not a hypocrite. 262 00:20:54,116 --> 00:20:57,381 No, I didn't think that you were. 263 00:20:57,453 --> 00:21:00,013 Being vegan is why you got picked to be on the show. 264 00:21:00,088 --> 00:21:02,852 M. thought there wouldn't be a lot for you to eat out here... 265 00:21:02,925 --> 00:21:06,326 and you might have to resort to gulping down insect larva or something. 266 00:21:06,395 --> 00:21:08,363 [Sighs] 267 00:21:08,430 --> 00:21:11,024 It's the kind ofthing America loves in its reality shows, right? 268 00:21:11,099 --> 00:21:14,660 - America's sick. - Yeah. 269 00:21:14,736 --> 00:21:19,332 I hate reality shows. They're pretty idiotic. 270 00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:23,970 - Then why are you doing this? - Because it's my job. 271 00:21:24,046 --> 00:21:26,879 It's M.'s first project, and I'm just trying to be supportive. 272 00:21:26,949 --> 00:21:30,578 If I was his girlfriend, I would've said, "This sucks. You're on your own." 273 00:21:30,652 --> 00:21:32,745 - Come on. No, you wouldn't. - Yeah, I would. 274 00:21:32,821 --> 00:21:35,756 If you haven't noticed, I can be a bit of a bitch. 275 00:21:37,893 --> 00:21:40,794 Well, if you hate reality shows, then why are you doing this? 276 00:21:42,397 --> 00:21:45,457 Let's just keep going. We've gotta find some food. 277 00:21:49,104 --> 00:21:52,596 [Beeps] 278 00:21:52,674 --> 00:21:55,404 [Camera Whirring] 279 00:22:08,924 --> 00:22:12,360 [Rustling In Distance] 280 00:22:25,674 --> 00:22:28,370 [Hissing] 281 00:22:32,014 --> 00:22:34,039 Fucking weekend warriors. 282 00:22:34,116 --> 00:22:36,209 - [Branch Snaps] - [Sharp Thud] 283 00:22:55,003 --> 00:22:58,632 You'd better stand down, or someone's gonna get hurt! 284 00:23:04,079 --> 00:23:07,344 [Gasping] 285 00:23:16,558 --> 00:23:19,254 [Whooping] 286 00:23:19,895 --> 00:23:23,262 [Grunts] 287 00:23:23,332 --> 00:23:26,028 [Drooling, Chortling] 288 00:23:32,874 --> 00:23:34,842 [Grunts] 289 00:23:45,020 --> 00:23:49,013 Broken arrow. That's really gonna help us hunt for food. 290 00:23:53,362 --> 00:23:56,957 A spear. I like it. It's so long and hard. 291 00:23:57,032 --> 00:23:59,728 [Laughing] I'm just goofin'. 292 00:23:59,801 --> 00:24:03,498 Come on. I- I read your bio back in the R. V.. 293 00:24:03,572 --> 00:24:07,872 West Point, 4.0 average. You're brainy. That's tight. 294 00:24:07,943 --> 00:24:10,810 I, uh, bet you're a reader. What's your favorite book? Huh? 295 00:24:12,614 --> 00:24:15,481 I'm into Cat in the Hat myself. 296 00:24:15,550 --> 00:24:18,144 You did the whole "tour of duty in Iraq" thing. That's cool. 297 00:24:18,220 --> 00:24:21,519 I'm more of a pacifist myself, but, hey, I can get down with the patriotism. 298 00:24:21,590 --> 00:24:23,717 - Woman in uniform's a turn-on. - Will you shut up? 299 00:24:23,792 --> 00:24:25,885 - Oh. She talks. - Shh! 300 00:24:28,330 --> 00:24:31,322 We've been hiking for three hours... 301 00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,891 but we haven't seen or heard any animals or birds. 302 00:24:33,969 --> 00:24:36,062 It's dead quiet out here. 303 00:24:36,138 --> 00:24:38,902 It's freaky, right? It's like we're all alone. 304 00:24:38,974 --> 00:24:42,876 We could get all nasty, and nobody'd see a thing- except for 30 million people. 305 00:24:42,944 --> 00:24:45,003 Come on. You're into me, like, a little bit. 306 00:24:46,481 --> 00:24:49,507 You just don't get it, do you? I'm not into men. 307 00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:53,747 [Gasping] You- You're a lesbian? 308 00:24:53,822 --> 00:24:55,847 How hot is that? 309 00:24:57,793 --> 00:25:00,023 [Michael] All right. Let me just get it focused here. 310 00:25:00,095 --> 00:25:02,086 And action. 311 00:25:02,164 --> 00:25:04,689 So I'm at the two. I'm at the one. 312 00:25:04,766 --> 00:25:07,735 I jump. I leap. Bam! 313 00:25:07,803 --> 00:25:11,204 Shoulder was never the same. 314 00:25:11,273 --> 00:25:14,765 Killed my chances at a pro career just like that. 315 00:25:14,843 --> 00:25:17,937 [Scoffs] It's funny. 316 00:25:18,013 --> 00:25:21,141 'Cause you never know when your life's gonna change. 317 00:25:21,216 --> 00:25:26,210 Man, I wanted to be in the NFL so bad- since I was 6. 318 00:25:26,288 --> 00:25:29,917 Oh, honey, I totally understand where you're coming from. 319 00:25:29,991 --> 00:25:34,087 No. Dude, don't- Don't look in the lens. Look at- 320 00:25:34,162 --> 00:25:39,464 So, um, then, after college, you just bounced around tryin' to find yourself? 321 00:25:39,534 --> 00:25:43,595 Yeah, well, this opportunity came up, you know, to be on this TV show. 322 00:25:43,672 --> 00:25:46,004 I can't throw a football no more, but I'm still athletic. 323 00:25:46,074 --> 00:25:49,373 - Mm-hmm. - I figure I'll use the talents that God gave me, right? 324 00:25:50,912 --> 00:25:53,472 Well, we'll have to thank God later. 325 00:25:53,548 --> 00:25:55,675 Yeah, right. Thank God later. 326 00:25:55,751 --> 00:25:58,413 You know, I- I think I hear the river this way. Yeah. 327 00:25:58,487 --> 00:26:00,352 Come on. 328 00:26:04,526 --> 00:26:07,859 God didn't give you a pair of balls? 329 00:26:07,929 --> 00:26:10,830 [Footsteps] 330 00:26:10,899 --> 00:26:13,493 [Mara] How about we take a break? 331 00:26:13,568 --> 00:26:17,334 We have to find food. If we prove that we're the best at it... 332 00:26:17,405 --> 00:26:21,171 then it's less likely anybody will give us their radiation card. 333 00:26:21,243 --> 00:26:23,711 [Sighs] I haven't seen anything to eat. 334 00:26:25,447 --> 00:26:28,610 - [Loud, High-pitched Beeping] - Ow! Holy shit! 335 00:26:28,683 --> 00:26:30,776 It's one of those Twist of Fates. I set it off. 336 00:26:30,852 --> 00:26:33,377 - [Nina] Where is it? - [Stops] 337 00:26:33,455 --> 00:26:37,983 "You've been infected by anthrax from a nearby laboratory explosion. 338 00:26:38,059 --> 00:26:41,187 An antidote can be found by the river. You have two minutes." 339 00:26:41,263 --> 00:26:45,563 God, I would get this. Yeah, well, good luck. Go. 340 00:26:45,634 --> 00:26:47,898 Hey, come and shoot. We need your footage. 341 00:26:50,739 --> 00:26:52,900 [Panting] 342 00:27:01,049 --> 00:27:03,745 - I think I see the river! - Where? 343 00:27:12,994 --> 00:27:15,986 - What do you need now? - That! 344 00:27:16,064 --> 00:27:17,964 [Female Electronic Voice] One minute remaining. 345 00:27:30,011 --> 00:27:32,946 Forty-five seconds remaining. 346 00:27:43,525 --> 00:27:46,187 Thirty seconds remaining. 347 00:27:54,436 --> 00:27:58,964 [Screams, Gasping] 348 00:28:04,479 --> 00:28:07,448 [Electronic Voice] Eight, seven... 349 00:28:07,515 --> 00:28:10,541 - [Gasping] - six, five... 350 00:28:10,619 --> 00:28:13,281 four, three, two- [Beeps] 351 00:28:13,355 --> 00:28:17,621 [Gasping] Got it. 352 00:28:17,692 --> 00:28:20,183 Yes! [Whoops] 353 00:28:20,362 --> 00:28:23,388 - I can't believe I did it. - You kicked ass! 354 00:28:23,465 --> 00:28:27,561 [Out Of Breath] 355 00:28:29,971 --> 00:28:32,030 Awesome. 356 00:28:34,009 --> 00:28:38,173 All right, guys. One sec. Okay. Keep it loose. 357 00:28:38,246 --> 00:28:40,373 - You ready? - Go. 358 00:28:41,983 --> 00:28:45,009 Whew. It is hot out here. [Chuckles] 359 00:28:45,086 --> 00:28:48,214 You know what? I think we can fish later. 360 00:28:49,524 --> 00:28:52,015 We are rolling. 361 00:28:54,696 --> 00:28:57,290 [Sighs, Chuckles] 362 00:28:57,365 --> 00:29:00,857 I think I need to, uh, cool off. 363 00:29:10,278 --> 00:29:12,644 So... 364 00:29:12,714 --> 00:29:15,945 do you want to get, uh, wet? 365 00:29:19,788 --> 00:29:23,849 - What are you doing? - M.! What the fuck? 366 00:29:23,925 --> 00:29:27,224 I am standing here giving it my all, and this jock is just... standing there! 367 00:29:27,295 --> 00:29:30,423 - Cut! - Hey, what's goin' on, man? 368 00:29:32,467 --> 00:29:34,901 Look, man, I- I want to create chemistry between you two. 369 00:29:34,970 --> 00:29:37,734 Okay? You guys are, like, the sex of this thing. 370 00:29:37,806 --> 00:29:40,536 Mm-hmm. You said you wanted a family reality show. 371 00:29:40,608 --> 00:29:43,543 Well, sex is America's dirty little secret. 372 00:29:43,611 --> 00:29:46,910 Huh? You can't talk about it at church, but at home, on TV... 373 00:29:46,982 --> 00:29:49,382 people wanna see hard bodies wet and glistening in the sun. 374 00:29:49,451 --> 00:29:53,080 If I do that, I have a mother and six nieces that will never speak to me again. 375 00:29:53,154 --> 00:29:56,214 Look, man, people wanna be entertained. 376 00:29:56,291 --> 00:29:58,418 Elena and I are just greasing the wheels a little. 377 00:29:58,493 --> 00:30:00,552 - Greasin'the wheels. - Yeah. 378 00:30:00,628 --> 00:30:02,892 Well, look, man, I'm here to play the game, okay? 379 00:30:02,964 --> 00:30:05,057 Now you can go grease the wheels. 380 00:30:05,133 --> 00:30:07,863 - You can try catching some fish. - [Mock Chuckle] 381 00:30:07,936 --> 00:30:10,404 I'll see if I can find somethin' to eat in the woods. 382 00:30:10,472 --> 00:30:13,771 "Grease the wheels." You two. What- I'll catch y'all later. 383 00:30:15,176 --> 00:30:17,235 Catch y'all later. 384 00:30:17,312 --> 00:30:19,576 Great. I wanted Diddy. I got a Boy Scout. 385 00:30:19,647 --> 00:30:23,174 [Drooling, Chortling] 386 00:30:23,251 --> 00:30:26,709 M., wait. We don't need Jake. 387 00:30:26,788 --> 00:30:29,689 I'm all the sex that you want. 388 00:30:29,758 --> 00:30:33,626 - You're hot, but it's not the same thing. - Hey, where are you going? 389 00:30:33,695 --> 00:30:35,822 What, are you gonna go shoot your girlfriend? 390 00:30:37,499 --> 00:30:41,026 No. Actually, I've gotta rethink the story lines. 391 00:30:41,102 --> 00:30:45,095 Hey, listen, I'm doing this gig for, like, free... 392 00:30:46,608 --> 00:30:50,203 and I want all the screen time that I can get. 393 00:30:50,278 --> 00:30:52,644 And I know how to make sure that happens. 394 00:30:55,116 --> 00:30:57,175 - Really? - [Zipper Unzips] 395 00:30:58,486 --> 00:31:01,114 Oh. 396 00:31:01,189 --> 00:31:03,282 Works for me. 397 00:31:05,827 --> 00:31:08,694 [Elena Gulping] 398 00:31:11,866 --> 00:31:15,131 [Gasping] 399 00:31:15,203 --> 00:31:17,296 [Mara] You don't get it. 400 00:31:17,372 --> 00:31:20,466 I'm, like, a complete spaz when it comes to anything even remotely athletic. 401 00:31:20,542 --> 00:31:23,568 I'm sorry I didn't help. 402 00:31:23,645 --> 00:31:26,307 You're just playing the game. I understand. 403 00:31:26,381 --> 00:31:28,679 I just really need this money. 404 00:31:28,750 --> 00:31:32,948 I'm not gonna give you my radiation card, if that's what you're worried about. 405 00:31:33,021 --> 00:31:35,512 I'm just thrilled that I actually get to live another day. 406 00:31:38,259 --> 00:31:41,353 [No Audible Dialogue] 407 00:31:45,333 --> 00:31:48,496 [Nina] Motherfucker. 408 00:31:48,570 --> 00:31:51,266 [Gasping] 409 00:32:01,015 --> 00:32:04,951 - [Shudders] - Look, I know it hurts... 410 00:32:05,019 --> 00:32:08,614 but you don't need a piece of shit like that in your life. 411 00:32:08,690 --> 00:32:11,181 - You're better off without him. - [Crying] 412 00:32:13,761 --> 00:32:17,128 - I thought he was the one. You know? - Yeah. 413 00:32:21,402 --> 00:32:24,963 I've known scumbags like this all my life. 414 00:32:25,039 --> 00:32:29,066 Six months ago, I caught my fiancé in bed with my best friend. 415 00:32:29,144 --> 00:32:31,279 [Sighs] Really? 416 00:32:31,412 --> 00:32:33,846 Top it off- 417 00:32:33,914 --> 00:32:36,906 He used my credit cards to put me into major debt. 418 00:32:36,984 --> 00:32:39,680 That's why I have to win this game. 419 00:32:39,754 --> 00:32:44,316 The sooner you realize you can only depend on yourself... 420 00:32:44,392 --> 00:32:46,451 the better off you'll be. 421 00:32:48,596 --> 00:32:51,497 Come on. 422 00:32:51,565 --> 00:32:54,261 Take a breath. Let's go down there and kick his ass. 423 00:32:54,335 --> 00:32:56,860 [Crying, Laughing] 424 00:32:56,937 --> 00:33:00,737 - Is that what you did to your fiancé? - Put him in the hospital. 425 00:33:00,808 --> 00:33:03,402 Come on. 426 00:33:03,477 --> 00:33:07,038 No. I'll just deal with it in my own way. 427 00:33:07,114 --> 00:33:10,447 It's what he deserves. 428 00:33:10,518 --> 00:33:13,681 - It's not me. - Come on. 429 00:33:13,754 --> 00:33:17,850 No. I'm not like you. I don't want to be. 430 00:33:19,827 --> 00:33:23,991 - I'm sorry. That came out wrong. - It's okay. 431 00:33:31,339 --> 00:33:35,207 - [Loud Sigh] - Come on. Just tell me one hot experience that you had. 432 00:33:35,276 --> 00:33:37,801 - Oh, God. - I can get you on Howard Stern if it's good. 433 00:33:37,878 --> 00:33:41,279 - I got a buddy who works in the studio in New York. - You're such a moron. 434 00:33:41,349 --> 00:33:45,285 Yeah, but we're on the same team here. You know, the same... team. 435 00:33:45,353 --> 00:33:48,117 All right. All right, all right. I'll stop. I'll stop. 436 00:33:48,189 --> 00:33:51,420 I swear. Cross my heart. No more sex talk. 437 00:33:51,492 --> 00:33:55,053 From now on, you'll be the uptight lesbian sister I never had. Truce? 438 00:33:58,799 --> 00:34:03,736 Oh. And now that we're family, tell me- Who went down on who first? 439 00:34:03,804 --> 00:34:06,967 - Pendejo! - I'm kidding. I'm just- 440 00:34:07,041 --> 00:34:09,976 [Sniffing] 441 00:34:10,044 --> 00:34:12,410 Is that barbecue? 442 00:34:14,382 --> 00:34:16,680 Mission fuckin'-accomplished. 443 00:34:16,751 --> 00:34:21,017 Wait. This is too easy. Maybe this is a trap to make us lose the game. 444 00:34:21,088 --> 00:34:23,249 What trap? It's a hunter's camp, sister. 445 00:34:23,324 --> 00:34:26,020 - What are you doing? - I'm starved, and, damn, that smells awesome. 446 00:34:26,093 --> 00:34:29,153 If this is a real hunter's camp, we can't just steal his food. 447 00:34:29,230 --> 00:34:32,597 Why the hell not? It's a "survival of the fittest" kind of thing. Finders, keepers. 448 00:34:32,666 --> 00:34:35,658 You're a lesbian. Where are your cojones? 449 00:34:35,736 --> 00:34:39,604 If we bring this back to share with the others, nobody's gonna want us out of the game. 450 00:34:39,673 --> 00:34:42,403 - Ow! - What, it's hot? 451 00:34:45,012 --> 00:34:47,037 [Sighs] 452 00:34:53,020 --> 00:34:57,252 - Finally, we're a team. - Don't push your luck. 453 00:34:58,559 --> 00:35:01,221 Mmm! Pork. 454 00:35:01,295 --> 00:35:04,230 Man, these hillbillies really know their barbecue. 455 00:35:17,745 --> 00:35:20,373 [Chopping] 456 00:35:34,328 --> 00:35:36,421 [Chopping Stops] 457 00:35:39,166 --> 00:35:42,192 [Growls] 458 00:35:42,269 --> 00:35:44,396 [Chortling, Growling] 459 00:35:54,782 --> 00:35:57,444 [Groaning] 460 00:35:57,518 --> 00:36:00,851 [Drooling, Jeering] 461 00:36:08,128 --> 00:36:10,460 [Chortling] 462 00:36:15,636 --> 00:36:18,935 - [Nina] So what are you gonna do? - I'm getting outta here. 463 00:36:19,006 --> 00:36:21,236 I'll call the techies to drive me back to Wheeling. 464 00:36:21,308 --> 00:36:25,267 You're headed the wrong way. R.V. and cell phones are back that way. 465 00:36:25,346 --> 00:36:28,213 I can't get a signal from the R.V. 466 00:36:28,282 --> 00:36:31,183 - I'm just gonna call them from there. - Okay. 467 00:36:33,053 --> 00:36:36,045 Besides, I really don't want to run into Michael at the trailer. 468 00:36:37,224 --> 00:36:39,317 You're kidding. No, you're crazy. 469 00:36:39,393 --> 00:36:41,554 - Okay. - Hello? 470 00:36:41,629 --> 00:36:44,325 [Knocking] 471 00:36:46,634 --> 00:36:48,625 Hello? 472 00:36:50,037 --> 00:36:53,973 Uh, you can't just walk into somebody's house. 473 00:36:54,041 --> 00:36:56,236 Hello? 474 00:36:56,310 --> 00:36:58,676 I need to use your phone, please. 475 00:37:02,550 --> 00:37:04,643 We shouldn't be here. 476 00:37:04,718 --> 00:37:06,811 Then just wait for me outside. 477 00:37:06,887 --> 00:37:09,185 I wanna make one phone call, and I'm gone. 478 00:37:12,393 --> 00:37:14,384 Hello? 479 00:37:21,936 --> 00:37:24,234 [Exhales] Ew. 480 00:37:38,586 --> 00:37:40,611 Oh. 481 00:37:40,688 --> 00:37:43,179 [Footsteps] All right. No phone, so- 482 00:37:43,257 --> 00:37:46,124 [Inhales, Gasps] 483 00:37:46,193 --> 00:37:48,286 Uh, we done yet? 484 00:37:48,362 --> 00:37:50,421 [Gasping] 485 00:37:53,033 --> 00:37:55,433 Holy shit. 486 00:37:58,272 --> 00:38:01,571 The whole family's deformed. 487 00:38:01,642 --> 00:38:04,543 God. Look at the twins. 488 00:38:04,612 --> 00:38:07,513 - [Woman Screaming] - [Door Opens] 489 00:38:07,581 --> 00:38:11,540 -[Screaming Continues] -[Man] You'll be all right. Just don't worry. 490 00:38:11,619 --> 00:38:13,883 Hold on. Don't drop her. 491 00:38:13,954 --> 00:38:16,388 [Woman Screaming, Panting] 492 00:38:16,457 --> 00:38:18,516 Get her over on the table. 493 00:38:18,592 --> 00:38:21,527 [Muttering] 494 00:38:21,595 --> 00:38:23,756 There! Yeah! Yeah! 495 00:38:23,831 --> 00:38:26,356 Baby's comin 'now. You stay here with Ma. 496 00:38:26,433 --> 00:38:28,663 I'll go and fetch some water. 497 00:38:28,736 --> 00:38:31,432 [Crying, Groaning] 498 00:38:35,075 --> 00:38:37,441 [Girl Shushing] 499 00:38:44,485 --> 00:38:47,249 [Loud Groaning] 500 00:38:49,323 --> 00:38:51,985 [Chittering] 501 00:38:55,362 --> 00:39:00,698 [Gasping, Crying] 502 00:39:04,605 --> 00:39:07,665 [Chitters] 503 00:39:08,809 --> 00:39:10,674 [Shrieks] 504 00:39:12,546 --> 00:39:15,276 - [Both Gasping] - [Pounding] 505 00:39:16,684 --> 00:39:18,709 The toolbox! 506 00:39:23,357 --> 00:39:26,884 - [Pounding Continues] - Go! Go! 507 00:39:29,229 --> 00:39:33,325 - It's locked! - What do we do now? - [Shrieking] 508 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,493 - Help me! - [Pounding Continues] 509 00:39:38,405 --> 00:39:40,464 [Shouting] 510 00:39:42,509 --> 00:39:45,740 [Both Screaming] 511 00:39:45,813 --> 00:39:49,579 - [Gasps] - [Flies Buzzing] 512 00:39:49,650 --> 00:39:51,641 [Retching] 513 00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:54,017 There's light! There's light! 514 00:39:57,357 --> 00:39:59,655 [Gasping] 515 00:40:03,897 --> 00:40:06,866 - Push! - [Grunts] 516 00:40:13,507 --> 00:40:18,240 - [Flies Buzzing] - [Grunts] 517 00:40:19,513 --> 00:40:22,380 Uh! 518 00:40:22,449 --> 00:40:24,417 Ma! 519 00:40:27,421 --> 00:40:29,514 [Panting, Gasping] 520 00:40:29,590 --> 00:40:33,424 [Man Grunting] 521 00:40:34,695 --> 00:40:36,959 [Gasping, Whimpering] 522 00:40:39,767 --> 00:40:43,726 [Screaming, Crying] 523 00:40:43,804 --> 00:40:45,863 [Gasping] 524 00:41:06,994 --> 00:41:10,088 [Sobbing, Gasping] 525 00:41:17,437 --> 00:41:20,668 [Whimpering] Help me. 526 00:41:20,741 --> 00:41:23,972 - Help me. - [Grunting] 527 00:41:25,412 --> 00:41:27,403 [Object Drops] 528 00:41:29,983 --> 00:41:33,817 [Grunting] 529 00:41:42,029 --> 00:41:44,293 [Muttering] 530 00:41:58,812 --> 00:42:01,372 [Sniffing] 531 00:42:19,130 --> 00:42:21,564 [Sniffing] 532 00:42:37,381 --> 00:42:39,679 [Twig Scrapes] 533 00:42:39,750 --> 00:42:42,685 [V.ehicle Horn Honks] 534 00:42:49,193 --> 00:42:52,094 - [Horn Honking] - [Muttering] 535 00:42:52,163 --> 00:42:54,996 [Engine Idling] 536 00:43:03,541 --> 00:43:05,668 [Muttering] Fuck. 537 00:43:10,181 --> 00:43:13,275 [Grunting, Shouting] 538 00:43:13,350 --> 00:43:16,183 [Both Arguing] 539 00:43:23,727 --> 00:43:26,059 [Gasping] 540 00:43:41,946 --> 00:43:44,414 - Hey. You good? - I'm good. 541 00:43:46,317 --> 00:43:49,218 Can we, uh, keep this as our secret? 542 00:43:49,286 --> 00:43:51,379 I wouldn't wanna mess things up with Mara. 543 00:43:51,455 --> 00:43:54,686 - You know, I think she's the one. - Whatever. 544 00:43:54,758 --> 00:43:57,192 - [Person Gasping] - I'm headin' back to the R.V. You comin'? 545 00:43:57,261 --> 00:43:59,821 No. My job's done. 546 00:43:59,897 --> 00:44:01,956 Just gonna stay here and tan. 547 00:44:04,902 --> 00:44:07,393 Tell Mara I say hi. 548 00:44:11,976 --> 00:44:14,240 - You're the star. - [Chuckles] 549 00:44:15,579 --> 00:44:17,638 [Sighs] 550 00:44:19,450 --> 00:44:21,748 [Gasping, Moaning] 551 00:44:21,819 --> 00:44:23,912 [Spits] 552 00:44:25,289 --> 00:44:27,689 [Moaning Continues] 553 00:44:32,696 --> 00:44:35,164 [Loud Grunt] 554 00:44:37,535 --> 00:44:40,504 M.? Is that you? 555 00:44:41,672 --> 00:44:44,106 Don't screw around. It's not cool. 556 00:44:44,174 --> 00:44:45,835 - [Grunts] - [Hisses] 557 00:44:49,547 --> 00:44:51,879 - [Whimpering] - [Grunting] 558 00:44:53,784 --> 00:44:57,151 - [Loud, High-pitched Beeping] - [Whimpering] 559 00:44:58,656 --> 00:45:00,715 Aw, shit. 560 00:45:00,791 --> 00:45:02,850 Okay. What's the challenge? 561 00:45:04,795 --> 00:45:06,990 - [Grunts] - [Beeping Stops] 562 00:45:08,666 --> 00:45:10,133 Fuck! 563 00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:12,668 - [Shrieking] - No! 564 00:45:14,038 --> 00:45:17,997 - [Grunting] - [Screaming] 565 00:45:24,815 --> 00:45:26,840 - [Screaming Stops] - [Grunting Continues] 566 00:45:32,656 --> 00:45:35,250 [Both Grunting, Gasping] 567 00:46:01,619 --> 00:46:04,486 [Barking] 568 00:46:04,555 --> 00:46:06,682 [Vehicle Approaching] 569 00:46:18,302 --> 00:46:21,897 - [Murmuring] - [Man Muttering] 570 00:46:40,924 --> 00:46:44,587 [Muttering] 571 00:46:49,967 --> 00:46:53,164 - [Truck Door Closes, Engine Starts] - Mara. 572 00:46:53,237 --> 00:46:56,263 Mara. 573 00:46:58,409 --> 00:47:00,741 [Drooling, Chortling] 574 00:47:04,815 --> 00:47:06,339 - [Grunts] - [Groans] 575 00:47:24,435 --> 00:47:27,199 - [Bone Snaps] - [Whimpering] 576 00:48:12,483 --> 00:48:14,508 [Shrieking] 577 00:48:57,194 --> 00:49:00,288 Hey, Neil. I'm back, yo. What, you droppin' a deuce? 578 00:49:00,364 --> 00:49:04,164 Seriously, Neil, light a match. 579 00:49:04,234 --> 00:49:06,225 - Neil. - [Computer Beeps] 580 00:49:06,303 --> 00:49:08,396 Guess you're not here. 581 00:49:08,472 --> 00:49:11,305 All right. Let's see what we can see. 582 00:49:15,412 --> 00:49:18,745 Run. No. Run. [Laughs] 583 00:49:21,285 --> 00:49:23,583 [Tapping Button] 584 00:49:23,654 --> 00:49:26,145 What? 585 00:49:27,224 --> 00:49:29,488 [Murmurs] 586 00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:33,087 Aw, fuck. [Sighs] 587 00:49:33,163 --> 00:49:37,031 Let's see. [Muttering] 588 00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:40,331 - Well, this- All right. This works. - [Footsteps On Gravel] 589 00:49:40,404 --> 00:49:43,168 Well, what's the ma- Neil. 590 00:49:43,240 --> 00:49:45,265 I can't fig- This seems fine. 591 00:49:45,342 --> 00:49:48,778 Great. You know, you spend money on film school just to- 592 00:49:48,846 --> 00:49:51,940 - [Door Closes] - It looks fine. 593 00:49:52,015 --> 00:49:54,108 [Grunting] 594 00:49:56,119 --> 00:49:59,782 [Muttering] Input, output. Yeah, that works. 595 00:49:59,857 --> 00:50:04,089 - Well, looks good. What is that? Nina? - [Engine Starts] 596 00:50:05,329 --> 00:50:06,591 [Grunts] 597 00:50:17,474 --> 00:50:20,966 Damn it! Neil, can't move! We're hardwired in! 598 00:50:21,044 --> 00:50:25,606 - [Growling] - [Chortling] 599 00:50:25,682 --> 00:50:27,775 What the- 600 00:50:36,159 --> 00:50:39,492 [Grunting, Shouting] 601 00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:47,500 [Muttering] 602 00:50:49,339 --> 00:50:53,469 [Screaming] 603 00:50:55,145 --> 00:50:58,205 [Screaming] 604 00:50:59,983 --> 00:51:02,679 [Screaming] 605 00:51:04,388 --> 00:51:07,084 [Screaming Continues] 606 00:51:13,931 --> 00:51:15,990 - This is cool. - It's good. 607 00:51:16,066 --> 00:51:18,261 - Going for another one, huh? - Mmm. 608 00:51:18,335 --> 00:51:22,203 The only white meat. If this is what Armageddon's like, bring it on, baby. 609 00:51:22,272 --> 00:51:24,968 Yeah, maybe next time you should search for a bib. 610 00:51:25,042 --> 00:51:27,010 I'm so glad I ran into you guys. 611 00:51:27,077 --> 00:51:29,443 Yeah, and don't forget who got you the nosh, dude. 612 00:51:29,513 --> 00:51:32,971 You win the chance to get rid of that nuclear card, send it someplace else. 613 00:51:33,050 --> 00:51:35,541 No worries. 614 00:51:35,619 --> 00:51:37,985 - Hey, where's M. and Elena? - Oh. 615 00:51:38,055 --> 00:51:41,513 Back at the river shooting the unrated version of the DVD. 616 00:51:41,591 --> 00:51:45,391 I'll see you two later. Oh, dude. 617 00:51:45,462 --> 00:51:49,023 I can't even move. I'm so stuffed, sex is gonna have to wait. 618 00:51:49,099 --> 00:51:51,294 [Farts] Shit ghost! 619 00:51:51,368 --> 00:51:53,165 - Ow! - You're nasty. 620 00:51:53,236 --> 00:51:55,295 If you win, what will you do with the money? 621 00:51:55,372 --> 00:51:59,035 When I win, I'm gonna throw the most outrageous beach party in history. 622 00:51:59,109 --> 00:52:02,977 You're a cliché, dude. How about you? 623 00:52:03,046 --> 00:52:06,914 Well, when I win, I plan on getting my degree in sports medicine. 624 00:52:06,984 --> 00:52:10,420 Since my arm won't let me play football anymore, I figure I can still help others. 625 00:52:10,487 --> 00:52:12,512 You know, stayin the game. 626 00:52:12,589 --> 00:52:16,025 Can't be a football hero, so you'll settle for a hero of any kind. 627 00:52:16,093 --> 00:52:18,755 Yeah, somethin' like that. 628 00:52:18,829 --> 00:52:21,923 Nice to know there's still hope for mankind. 629 00:52:21,999 --> 00:52:25,935 Dude, if you're sayin' this to get in her pants, forget about it. 630 00:52:26,003 --> 00:52:29,871 - She doesn't play on our team. - Shut up. How about you? 631 00:52:29,940 --> 00:52:31,999 What you plan on doin' with the cash? 632 00:52:32,075 --> 00:52:34,066 I owe my father a bunch of money. 633 00:52:34,144 --> 00:52:38,205 - If I win, I am free and clear of him for good. - Your father? 634 00:52:38,281 --> 00:52:41,182 He doesn't approve of my lifestyle. 635 00:52:41,251 --> 00:52:43,719 Wants nothing to do with me. 636 00:52:43,787 --> 00:52:46,347 Hmm. I guess you can't choose family. 637 00:52:46,423 --> 00:52:50,723 [Chuckles] Man, M. is so screwed. 638 00:52:50,794 --> 00:52:54,628 He wanted a show for Middle America, but he hired a lesbo... 639 00:52:54,698 --> 00:52:56,859 a sensitive jock, a bipolar vegan... 640 00:52:56,933 --> 00:52:58,924 an extreme fuck-up and Miss Hollywood. 641 00:52:59,002 --> 00:53:02,062 Dude, we're the red-state cast from hell. 642 00:53:02,139 --> 00:53:05,302 - [All Laughing] - Oh, God! Oh, God! 643 00:53:05,375 --> 00:53:08,105 - Yo, Nina. - [Nina Panting] 644 00:53:08,178 --> 00:53:12,706 - You all right, Nina? - [Groaning] Mara's... dead. 645 00:53:12,783 --> 00:53:15,251 - What happened to you? - We have to get out of here- now. 646 00:53:15,318 --> 00:53:17,479 - What? - They killed her! 647 00:53:17,554 --> 00:53:19,579 - Hey, look. Calm down. - They'll find us here! 648 00:53:19,656 --> 00:53:23,251 Take a deep breath. Who will find us here? What are you talkin' about? 649 00:53:23,326 --> 00:53:27,262 These hillbilly freaks! They killed Mara... 650 00:53:27,330 --> 00:53:29,560 and they tied her to the hood of their truck! 651 00:53:29,633 --> 00:53:32,500 We have to get out of here right now! 652 00:53:35,639 --> 00:53:38,904 - This is awesome! - What is wrong with you? 653 00:53:38,975 --> 00:53:42,001 - I'm not kidding! - Come on. It's part of the game. 654 00:53:42,079 --> 00:53:46,243 - Post-apocalyptic crazies roaming through the forest. - It's not a game, okay? 655 00:53:46,316 --> 00:53:48,443 These hillbillies were eating her finger! 656 00:53:48,518 --> 00:53:51,282 Hillbilly cannibals. M. is a genius. 657 00:53:51,354 --> 00:53:54,846 - Stop laughing! - Yo, stop laughing, man, okay? Hold on. 658 00:53:54,925 --> 00:53:58,326 It's Mara. She's M.'s girlfriend. She was in on it. I got this. 659 00:53:58,395 --> 00:54:02,161 What you saw was special effects. 660 00:54:02,232 --> 00:54:06,134 What I saw was real! 661 00:54:06,203 --> 00:54:08,967 We need to get out of here now! 662 00:54:09,039 --> 00:54:11,473 - Please. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. We're going. 663 00:54:11,541 --> 00:54:13,975 This is just a test to see if we bug out. 664 00:54:14,044 --> 00:54:16,478 These kind of shows always screw with their contestants. 665 00:54:16,546 --> 00:54:20,107 You guys wanna go, go ahead. I'm stayin' put and winnin' the hundred G's. 666 00:54:20,183 --> 00:54:22,310 - Then they'll kill you too, man. - [Screams] 667 00:54:22,385 --> 00:54:24,876 - What? - [Nina Screams] 668 00:54:24,955 --> 00:54:27,685 No! 669 00:54:27,757 --> 00:54:30,191 [Jake] Nina? Nina! 670 00:54:32,629 --> 00:54:37,657 - Get the fuck- - That-That's Kimberly's tattoo. 671 00:54:37,734 --> 00:54:39,998 Holy shit. That's her leg. 672 00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:47,740 That's it. Game's over. Amber, let's go. 673 00:54:47,811 --> 00:54:49,836 Come on. 674 00:54:49,913 --> 00:54:52,381 Jonesy! 675 00:55:00,991 --> 00:55:03,653 - They're fucking cannibals, dude. - Shut up. 676 00:55:03,727 --> 00:55:05,888 - Where the hell's the R.V.?. -Just over the ridge. 677 00:55:05,962 --> 00:55:08,430 - Keep quiet and keep moving. - I ain't stoppin'. 678 00:55:08,498 --> 00:55:12,832 [Screams] My foot! 679 00:55:12,903 --> 00:55:16,202 - Let me look at it. - I'm a shark, man. I gotta keep moving, or I die. 680 00:55:16,273 --> 00:55:18,366 - Shut the fuck up. - You guys get to the R. V.. 681 00:55:18,441 --> 00:55:21,205 We'll be right behind you. 682 00:55:21,278 --> 00:55:25,647 - This is gonna suck. - Oh, shit! 683 00:55:27,017 --> 00:55:29,679 I need to put pressure on that. 684 00:55:29,753 --> 00:55:31,948 - Come on. Give me your wristband. - No! 685 00:55:32,022 --> 00:55:35,253 Look, you don't have to hide anymore. 686 00:55:35,325 --> 00:55:38,021 How'd you know? 687 00:55:38,094 --> 00:55:42,190 When I found out I'd never play football again, I spiraled down pretty hard. 688 00:55:42,265 --> 00:55:46,224 My therapist told me I should sit in one of her suicide support groups. 689 00:55:46,303 --> 00:55:48,863 You know, give me a better perspective. 690 00:55:48,939 --> 00:55:53,535 There was a girl that used to do the same thing, only she used a bandana. 691 00:55:53,610 --> 00:55:57,847 - So how old is the scar? - About six months. 692 00:55:57,980 --> 00:55:59,607 What happened? 693 00:55:59,682 --> 00:56:02,617 I just trusted too many of the wrong people... all my life. 694 00:56:02,685 --> 00:56:05,916 - But I'm past it now. - So it's old news? 695 00:56:05,988 --> 00:56:10,152 [Winces] Why do you think I came to win this game? 696 00:56:10,226 --> 00:56:13,889 Guess you'll get your chance to do just that. 697 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:20,696 [Flies Buzzing] 698 00:56:36,418 --> 00:56:39,387 [Door Closes] 699 00:56:49,398 --> 00:56:53,027 You so much as fart, old man, and I'll drop you. 700 00:56:54,937 --> 00:56:58,338 Don't kill me, brother. I'm a good Christian man. 701 00:57:00,075 --> 00:57:03,272 - Shit. Are you sure? - Yeah. This was the place. 702 00:57:03,345 --> 00:57:06,109 Here are the tire tracks, the empty equipment cases, the garbage. 703 00:57:06,181 --> 00:57:08,809 This is so f'ed in the A. 704 00:57:08,884 --> 00:57:11,853 - [Gasps] The fucking R.V. is gone! - Let's just keep going! 705 00:57:11,921 --> 00:57:14,822 - We're dead meat. - Where to? The nearest town is 50 miles away. 706 00:57:14,890 --> 00:57:17,222 We're all gonna end up hillbilly barbecue. 707 00:57:17,293 --> 00:57:20,160 - I'm not gonna tell you again. Keep quiet! -Just come on. 708 00:57:20,229 --> 00:57:23,323 - There's that old paper mill out by the main road. - It's abandoned. 709 00:57:23,399 --> 00:57:25,890 - We gotta dig in somewhere. - Maybe there's a public phone. 710 00:57:25,968 --> 00:57:29,631 Dude, you know why they call it abandoned? 'Cause there's nothing in it, including phones! 711 00:57:29,705 --> 00:57:33,334 - Hey! - Don't hurt me! 712 00:57:33,409 --> 00:57:36,469 That's a bear trap. There's no animals around here. 713 00:57:36,545 --> 00:57:39,673 Why do they have a fucking bear trap set? 714 00:57:39,748 --> 00:57:43,514 They're not trapping bears. They're trapping people. 715 00:57:43,585 --> 00:57:47,749 There's no wildlife to eat around here. They're eating us. 716 00:57:47,823 --> 00:57:51,554 Okay, I was wrong. Paper mill's a great idea. Let's just get outta here. 717 00:57:51,627 --> 00:57:54,824 No, no, no. Look, man, if we take the road, we're sitting ducks, all right? 718 00:57:54,897 --> 00:57:57,764 So I want everyone to stick together and watch where you step. 719 00:57:57,833 --> 00:58:00,267 Yeah, no shit. 720 00:58:02,271 --> 00:58:04,262 Yeah. 721 00:58:09,011 --> 00:58:11,172 [Groans] 722 00:58:19,121 --> 00:58:21,351 [Groans] 723 00:58:24,126 --> 00:58:26,492 [Gasping] 724 00:58:30,632 --> 00:58:32,532 Who you blowin' up, old-timer? 725 00:58:32,601 --> 00:58:35,434 Oh, just the trout. 726 00:58:35,504 --> 00:58:38,735 Only way to bring 'em to the surface. 727 00:58:38,807 --> 00:58:41,935 Dynamite stuns 'em. 728 00:58:42,011 --> 00:58:45,947 Then they float like lily pads, and I just scoop 'em up. 729 00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:53,715 Pretty wife. 730 00:58:53,789 --> 00:58:58,920 Yeah, that's my Delilah. Gave me the happiest days ofmy life. 731 00:58:58,994 --> 00:59:01,724 God bless her soul. 732 00:59:01,797 --> 00:59:05,096 You know, you one lucky son of a bitch. 733 00:59:05,167 --> 00:59:09,729 Lotta folk go in them woods. Never seen one come out. 734 00:59:09,805 --> 00:59:12,638 I stay clear of them myself. 735 00:59:12,708 --> 00:59:15,643 How many of those freaks are out there? 736 00:59:15,711 --> 00:59:20,444 Hard to know. More than the ones you run across. That's for sure. 737 00:59:20,516 --> 00:59:22,746 What are they? 738 00:59:22,818 --> 00:59:26,515 Oh, just like you and me, brother, 'cept uglier... 739 00:59:26,588 --> 00:59:28,613 and a lot stronger. 740 00:59:28,690 --> 00:59:32,456 Hey, I hit one of them young'uns once in my pickup. 741 00:59:32,528 --> 00:59:35,793 He popped up and just kept goin'. 742 00:59:35,864 --> 00:59:39,027 - [Groans] - It's the chemicals changed 'em. 743 00:59:39,101 --> 00:59:43,333 Pulp mill shut down near 30 years ago... 744 00:59:43,405 --> 00:59:45,703 and left a mess. 745 00:59:45,774 --> 00:59:48,538 And the poison killed off all the game. 746 00:59:48,610 --> 00:59:52,512 Most folks 'round these parts left. 747 00:59:52,581 --> 00:59:57,712 There's one family that stayed on in this holler... 748 00:59:57,786 --> 01:00:02,689 and pretty soon their babies started gushin' out of their mama's womb... 749 01:00:02,758 --> 01:00:06,524 just as ugly as them trout I got hangin' out there. 750 01:00:06,595 --> 01:00:09,291 [Laughs, Mutters] 751 01:00:09,364 --> 01:00:13,596 And then they grow up, have kids of their own. 752 01:00:15,037 --> 01:00:17,267 Turned out even worse. 753 01:00:19,475 --> 01:00:22,035 You gonna stay for a bite? 754 01:00:22,111 --> 01:00:25,672 Fish is ugly, but they fry up real good. 755 01:00:25,747 --> 01:00:29,740 No. Much obliged, but I gotta get goin'. 756 01:00:32,621 --> 01:00:36,887 Well, if you're gonna head out to get your friends, settle the score... 757 01:00:36,959 --> 01:00:39,985 best jump to it before it gets dark. 758 01:00:40,062 --> 01:00:43,054 You don't wanna be out in them woods at night. 759 01:00:43,132 --> 01:00:45,191 Why do you stay, old-timer? 760 01:00:45,267 --> 01:00:49,101 Well, I could never leave. 761 01:00:50,472 --> 01:00:53,930 Gotta stay close to my young'uns. 762 01:00:54,009 --> 01:00:56,842 You motherfucker! I gonna kill you, man! 763 01:00:56,912 --> 01:00:59,881 [Shouts] You killed my boy! 764 01:00:59,948 --> 01:01:03,281 [Shouting Continues] I'm gonna kill you! 765 01:01:03,352 --> 01:01:06,287 I'll kill you! I'll kill you, motherfucker! 766 01:01:06,355 --> 01:01:08,880 I'll kill you! [Groaning] 767 01:01:08,957 --> 01:01:12,586 [Shouting, Muffled] Motherfucker! I'm sure 'nough gonna kill you! 768 01:01:14,763 --> 01:01:19,257 I'll get you! I'll teach you to mess with my kids! 769 01:01:29,011 --> 01:01:31,946 Say hello to the missus for me. 770 01:01:42,324 --> 01:01:44,315 [Rifle Clatters] 771 01:01:50,199 --> 01:01:54,465 - [Woman Screaming, Grunting] - [Man Grunting] 772 01:02:01,043 --> 01:02:03,739 [Screaming, Grunting Continue] 773 01:02:10,852 --> 01:02:13,685 [Nina] It's one of them. 774 01:02:18,894 --> 01:02:21,761 - It's Elena. - Yeah? What makes you think that? 775 01:02:21,830 --> 01:02:25,197 - [Grunting] - [Screaming] 776 01:02:25,267 --> 01:02:27,201 Hey! 777 01:02:27,269 --> 01:02:30,329 [Screaming Continues] 778 01:02:30,405 --> 01:02:32,839 Get off her! 779 01:02:35,277 --> 01:02:39,213 - Oh, my God. - [Screaming] 780 01:02:39,281 --> 01:02:41,875 - Nina, wait! - [Grunts] 781 01:02:44,419 --> 01:02:45,943 - [Grunting] - Oh, shit. 782 01:02:52,461 --> 01:02:54,088 [Whimpers] 783 01:02:56,431 --> 01:02:59,730 [Panting] 784 01:03:02,871 --> 01:03:05,396 [Screams] 785 01:03:05,474 --> 01:03:09,410 [Shrieking] 786 01:03:17,619 --> 01:03:19,951 [Jake] Come on! Come on! 787 01:03:23,792 --> 01:03:26,420 [Shrieks] 788 01:03:28,930 --> 01:03:31,797 - [Shrieks] - [Neck Snaps] - [Grunts] 789 01:03:34,102 --> 01:03:36,434 [Growling] 790 01:03:40,175 --> 01:03:43,702 Help me! 791 01:03:43,779 --> 01:03:46,839 [Whimpering] 792 01:03:49,985 --> 01:03:53,216 [Laughing, Sobbing] 793 01:03:53,288 --> 01:03:57,952 [Screaming] Help! 794 01:03:59,127 --> 01:04:02,028 - Where's Nina? - She deserted us. 795 01:04:06,134 --> 01:04:08,864 [Muttering] 796 01:04:14,810 --> 01:04:17,677 - Son of a bitch! -Just keep moving. 797 01:04:19,681 --> 01:04:21,911 Look, split up. I'll find Nina. 798 01:04:21,983 --> 01:04:24,042 - We'll meet up at the mill. Go! - Okay. 799 01:04:36,965 --> 01:04:40,093 - Nina! - [Nina] Help me! Help me! 800 01:04:40,168 --> 01:04:42,193 - Nina? - Help me! 801 01:04:56,418 --> 01:04:59,751 - [Jake] Nina? - I'm... down here. 802 01:04:59,821 --> 01:05:02,847 Nina? Are you okay? 803 01:05:02,924 --> 01:05:05,256 We gotta get you out of there, all right? 804 01:05:05,327 --> 01:05:09,195 Look, come on. Come on, Nina. 805 01:05:09,264 --> 01:05:11,494 [Grunting] I can't reach. 806 01:05:11,566 --> 01:05:13,966 - Come on, Nina! - [Whimpers] 807 01:05:14,035 --> 01:05:16,026 Almost. 808 01:05:16,104 --> 01:05:19,972 - [Grunting] - Okay, hold on. 809 01:05:20,041 --> 01:05:22,874 - [Straining] I've got you now. I've got you. - [Screams] 810 01:05:22,944 --> 01:05:25,504 - [Bone Snaps] - [Groaning] 811 01:05:25,580 --> 01:05:27,514 [Grunting] 812 01:05:29,885 --> 01:05:31,352 - Try a little right- - [Grunting] 813 01:05:33,422 --> 01:05:37,791 [Grunting, Panting] 814 01:05:37,859 --> 01:05:40,828 - [Whimpers, Panting] - What happened? 815 01:05:40,896 --> 01:05:46,129 It's my shoulder. It's dislocated. You gotta help me pop it in. 816 01:05:46,201 --> 01:05:50,968 Ah, no, Nina! Easy! Okay, pull and twist, okay? 817 01:05:51,039 --> 01:05:54,406 - Go. [Groaning] - [Joint Snapping] 818 01:05:54,476 --> 01:05:57,639 Help me up. Nina. [Grunting] 819 01:05:57,712 --> 01:05:59,703 - It's like going to war. - [Grunting] 820 01:05:59,781 --> 01:06:03,717 - Amber, Jonesy- Did they make it? - We all made it. 821 01:06:03,785 --> 01:06:06,879 - We'll meet up with them at the mill, okay? - [Vehicle Approaching] 822 01:06:06,955 --> 01:06:09,253 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go! 823 01:06:14,396 --> 01:06:16,489 Come on, Nina. 824 01:06:32,481 --> 01:06:34,472 [Gunshot] 825 01:06:37,018 --> 01:06:39,145 [Giggling] 826 01:06:40,021 --> 01:06:42,182 - Let's go. - Where? 827 01:06:49,798 --> 01:06:53,325 Shit! Shit! Shit! 828 01:07:21,830 --> 01:07:25,994 [Panting] You- You totally kicked ass back there. 829 01:07:26,067 --> 01:07:29,434 I'm serious. You were, like, Xena, Warrior Princess. 830 01:07:29,504 --> 01:07:32,166 You were right. I was a total asshole before. 831 01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:35,471 I'm never gonna dis you or any other female ever again. 832 01:07:35,544 --> 01:07:38,741 - Great. - It's cool. We outran 'em. 833 01:07:38,813 --> 01:07:40,838 - [Twig Snaps] - Run. 834 01:07:45,887 --> 01:07:47,855 Ow! Ow! 835 01:07:47,923 --> 01:07:50,391 - Come on. - [Groaning] 836 01:07:51,726 --> 01:07:54,354 - Oh, shit. - Come on! 837 01:07:55,664 --> 01:07:58,064 [Grunts] 838 01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:01,725 [Grunts] 839 01:08:03,838 --> 01:08:06,602 Just- There. 840 01:08:18,119 --> 01:08:20,815 Oh, my God! [Screams] 841 01:08:20,889 --> 01:08:23,050 -Jonesy! - Help me! Help me! 842 01:08:23,124 --> 01:08:26,025 Amber! Amber, help me! 843 01:08:26,094 --> 01:08:30,224 -Jonesy! - Get me down! Get me down! Oh, no! Oh! 844 01:08:30,298 --> 01:08:34,234 [Whimpering] Amber! Amber, help me! 845 01:08:34,302 --> 01:08:37,999 Christ! Oh! Oh, God! Hurry, Amber! 846 01:08:38,073 --> 01:08:40,906 He's coming! He's com- 847 01:08:43,278 --> 01:08:46,839 - Amber? Amber, go! - No! 848 01:08:46,915 --> 01:08:49,349 - Amber, don't do this! Get away! - I'm not leaving you! 849 01:08:49,417 --> 01:08:52,716 Go! Run! No! Amber, no! 850 01:08:52,787 --> 01:08:55,756 Oh, God! Oh, God! 851 01:08:55,824 --> 01:08:59,123 - [Gasps] - Amber? 852 01:09:01,496 --> 01:09:04,192 - [Gasping] -Jonesy! 853 01:09:04,265 --> 01:09:06,665 [Groaning] 854 01:09:07,802 --> 01:09:09,770 - [Laughing] - Jonesy! 855 01:09:09,838 --> 01:09:11,999 Give me your hand! 856 01:09:15,577 --> 01:09:20,173 [Grunting, Laughing] 857 01:09:23,485 --> 01:09:26,079 [Mutters] 858 01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:35,856 [Laughing] 859 01:09:35,930 --> 01:09:38,728 - Huh? - [Mutters] 860 01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:42,133 [Laughing] 861 01:09:44,539 --> 01:09:46,905 [Amber] Don't look down. 862 01:09:46,975 --> 01:09:49,773 [Jonesy Whimpering] 863 01:09:49,844 --> 01:09:51,903 I'm here. 864 01:09:51,980 --> 01:09:54,448 Amber, I'm scared. 865 01:09:54,516 --> 01:09:56,711 [Amber] You're not alone. 866 01:09:56,785 --> 01:10:00,448 All right. I'm gonna get us out of here. 867 01:10:00,522 --> 01:10:05,619 [Gasps] You know, my mother always used to say I'd live forev- 868 01:10:21,609 --> 01:10:24,601 [Laughing, Slurping] 869 01:10:54,908 --> 01:10:58,036 [Groaning] 870 01:11:05,085 --> 01:11:07,576 [Groaning] 871 01:11:11,424 --> 01:11:13,517 [Shouts] 872 01:11:31,578 --> 01:11:35,344 - There it is. -Jonesy wasn't kidding. - [Drooling, Chortling] 873 01:11:35,415 --> 01:11:38,782 This place is dead. 874 01:11:49,896 --> 01:11:52,262 "Birth defects." No shit. 875 01:12:03,943 --> 01:12:08,778 Can't see anything. How the hell are we gonna find 'em in here? 876 01:12:08,848 --> 01:12:11,043 Let Amber and Jonesy find us. 877 01:12:11,117 --> 01:12:14,609 - Where'd you get that? - I brought it with me for the game. 878 01:12:14,688 --> 01:12:17,122 - I thought it might come in handy. - That's cheating. 879 01:12:17,190 --> 01:12:19,249 Sue me. 880 01:12:24,831 --> 01:12:29,359 You think they're up there? Maybe they found a C.B. radio, called for help. 881 01:12:31,371 --> 01:12:34,101 I guess I'll go first. 882 01:12:36,176 --> 01:12:38,167 Be careful. 883 01:12:51,958 --> 01:12:56,588 - They gotta be around here somewhere. - [Picks Up Phone] 884 01:12:56,663 --> 01:12:59,723 If they even made it here at all. 885 01:13:04,404 --> 01:13:07,032 Come on, guys. Where you at? 886 01:13:10,143 --> 01:13:14,307 [Screams] Oh, my God. 887 01:13:14,381 --> 01:13:17,248 - She was just a little girl. - Looks like she's been in there forever. 888 01:13:17,317 --> 01:13:19,444 - She's hiding. - Yeah, but from whom? 889 01:13:19,519 --> 01:13:22,511 - This isn't right. - [Vehicle Approaching] 890 01:13:22,589 --> 01:13:24,853 - Nina, no! Nina! No, Nina! - [Shouts] 891 01:13:24,924 --> 01:13:27,984 - Too late! We've gotta get out of here now! - No! No, Nina! 892 01:13:28,061 --> 01:13:31,588 We cannot leave them, okay? Let's go. 893 01:13:36,569 --> 01:13:40,528 Look, there's the R.V. I don't see 'em. 894 01:13:40,607 --> 01:13:44,236 Oh, Jesus. This family's been doing this for decades. 895 01:13:47,013 --> 01:13:49,140 [Man Screaming] 896 01:13:49,215 --> 01:13:52,150 Oh, my God! That sounds like M. screaming. 897 01:13:52,218 --> 01:13:55,483 Okay, I'm going down there. 898 01:13:55,555 --> 01:13:58,718 [Screaming Continues] 899 01:14:01,060 --> 01:14:05,622 No, no, no, no. Hold this. 900 01:14:08,368 --> 01:14:12,998 - [Screaming Continues] - Shit. You got my back? 901 01:14:13,072 --> 01:14:15,438 [Grunts] 902 01:14:17,577 --> 01:14:21,308 - [Michael] Somebody! Please! - M.? M.?. 903 01:14:21,381 --> 01:14:24,908 Come on. Come on. Come on! Fuck! 904 01:14:24,984 --> 01:14:27,009 - Fuck face! - M.! 905 01:14:27,086 --> 01:14:29,748 Get me the fuck out of here! 906 01:14:31,424 --> 01:14:34,222 - Fuck! Get me the fuck- - [Giggles] 907 01:14:34,294 --> 01:14:36,387 [Gasps] 908 01:14:38,131 --> 01:14:41,032 [Muffled Screaming] 909 01:14:41,100 --> 01:14:43,694 [Michael Continues Shouting] 910 01:14:43,770 --> 01:14:47,763 - M.?. - Get me the fuck out! 911 01:14:49,175 --> 01:14:52,201 Help me, please! God, help! Please don't! 912 01:14:52,278 --> 01:14:53,870 - M.?. - Please! 913 01:14:53,947 --> 01:14:56,916 [Screaming] 914 01:14:56,983 --> 01:15:00,612 [Choking, Gurgling] 915 01:15:09,028 --> 01:15:13,522 Oh! M.! Nina, it's a trap! 916 01:15:15,702 --> 01:15:18,034 [Neck Snapping] 917 01:15:18,104 --> 01:15:20,595 [Grunts] Oh, shit! 918 01:15:20,673 --> 01:15:22,664 Shit. 919 01:15:39,359 --> 01:15:41,350 [Grunts] 920 01:15:58,845 --> 01:16:01,939 - [Loud Pounding] - ** [Woman Humming] 921 01:16:02,015 --> 01:16:05,416 [Man On TV.] Do you have moral rottenness? 922 01:16:05,485 --> 01:16:09,114 [TV. Continues, Indistinct] 923 01:16:09,188 --> 01:16:12,487 Brothers and sisters, you must know... 924 01:16:12,559 --> 01:16:15,289 that we live in a world oftechnology. 925 01:16:15,361 --> 01:16:18,558 - [TV. Continues, Indistinct] - [Gasps] 926 01:16:21,367 --> 01:16:24,598 [Man On TV. Continues] ... engaging in extracurricular sexuality... 927 01:16:24,671 --> 01:16:27,105 homosexuality. 928 01:16:27,173 --> 01:16:30,609 [TV. Continues, Indistinct] 929 01:16:30,677 --> 01:16:34,169 No! [Screams] 930 01:16:41,721 --> 01:16:44,656 Will it be heaven or hell that you decide on? 931 01:16:44,724 --> 01:16:47,852 - This is the crossroad- - [Flies Buzzing] 932 01:16:47,927 --> 01:16:51,363 - Do you take the turn for heaven... - [Whi m peri ng] 933 01:16:51,431 --> 01:16:53,456 or do you take the wrong turn to hell? 934 01:16:53,533 --> 01:16:55,865 - [TV. Continues, Indistinct] - [Mutters] 935 01:16:59,038 --> 01:17:02,701 [Grunts] 936 01:17:02,775 --> 01:17:05,869 It's what you need to find your way. 937 01:17:05,945 --> 01:17:09,506 - [Mutters] - It's what you need to find that light. 938 01:17:09,582 --> 01:17:13,643 Stay away from the darkness. Do not take a wrong turn- 939 01:17:15,888 --> 01:17:21,019 ... to living a life of sin, of personal destruction- 940 01:17:21,094 --> 01:17:22,755 [Gasps] 941 01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:30,436 Here I have the book that will save your life- 942 01:17:30,503 --> 01:17:32,232 [TV Continues, Indistinct] 943 01:17:33,006 --> 01:17:36,442 - [Grunting] - [Gasps] 944 01:17:39,979 --> 01:17:44,473 - [Rattling Cage] - [Grunting] 945 01:17:45,952 --> 01:17:49,046 Living a life of sin will only lead- 946 01:17:49,122 --> 01:17:51,886 - [Hammer Clicks] - [Gasps] 947 01:17:51,958 --> 01:17:54,256 [Laughing] 948 01:17:54,327 --> 01:17:55,919 Fuck you! 949 01:17:57,430 --> 01:17:58,658 [Grunts] 950 01:18:07,974 --> 01:18:11,307 [Jake] Don't do it! Leave her alone! 951 01:18:13,613 --> 01:18:16,377 [Flies Buzzing] 952 01:18:25,191 --> 01:18:28,820 [Nina Groaning] 953 01:18:31,831 --> 01:18:34,664 [Groani ng] 954 01:18:38,805 --> 01:18:42,741 [Screaming] 955 01:18:42,809 --> 01:18:46,768 Leave her alone! Leave her alone! 956 01:18:46,846 --> 01:18:51,078 [Screams, Gasps] 957 01:18:51,150 --> 01:18:54,415 [Coughing] 958 01:18:54,487 --> 01:18:57,684 - Stop messing with her! - [Mutters] 959 01:19:00,593 --> 01:19:03,858 [Whimpering] 960 01:19:03,930 --> 01:19:06,160 Stop it. 961 01:19:06,232 --> 01:19:08,826 [Mutters] 962 01:19:16,209 --> 01:19:20,236 [Whimpering, Coughing] 963 01:19:22,582 --> 01:19:25,415 [Grunting] 964 01:19:28,888 --> 01:19:34,019 [Muttering Prayer] 965 01:19:36,229 --> 01:19:39,392 What the fuck is wrong with you people? 966 01:19:39,465 --> 01:19:41,490 Amen. 967 01:19:41,567 --> 01:19:43,558 Amen. 968 01:19:45,471 --> 01:19:50,738 [Groaning] 969 01:20:02,889 --> 01:20:05,380 [Groaning] 970 01:20:10,062 --> 01:20:13,589 [Gasping] I hope you fucking choke! 971 01:20:15,935 --> 01:20:19,871 - [Screaming] - Leave her alone! 972 01:20:19,939 --> 01:20:23,534 [Shouting, Pounding Table] 973 01:20:23,609 --> 01:20:26,476 [Coughing] 974 01:20:28,648 --> 01:20:31,947 [Coughing Continues] 975 01:21:13,292 --> 01:21:15,817 [Footsteps] 976 01:21:20,466 --> 01:21:22,696 [Loud Whirring] 977 01:22:25,865 --> 01:22:28,163 [Groaning] 978 01:22:28,234 --> 01:22:30,759 [Footsteps] 979 01:22:34,071 --> 01:22:36,471 Please! Let us go! 980 01:22:36,540 --> 01:22:38,974 [Groans, Coughs] 981 01:22:39,043 --> 01:22:43,412 - Come on, man. Help! - Help. 982 01:22:43,480 --> 01:22:47,576 - Help. Help. - Help. 983 01:22:49,086 --> 01:22:52,385 [Mocking Continues] 984 01:22:52,456 --> 01:22:55,721 - [Jake] Come on. Let us go! - [Mocking] Let us go! 985 01:22:59,296 --> 01:23:04,324 - Let us go! Nina! [Pleading, Indistinct] - [Laughter] 986 01:23:07,404 --> 01:23:09,497 [Man Grunting] 987 01:23:09,573 --> 01:23:12,940 [Device Clicking] 988 01:23:13,010 --> 01:23:16,810 - Help! Help! - [Clicking Continues] 989 01:23:18,649 --> 01:23:23,245 [Jake] Help! Please! We're in here! We're trapped! 990 01:23:23,320 --> 01:23:26,915 Please, someone, hel p us! Help us! 991 01:23:26,991 --> 01:23:29,050 Fuck! 992 01:23:29,126 --> 01:23:32,687 - [Clicking Continues] - [Jake] Please help us! We're in here! 993 01:23:32,763 --> 01:23:37,359 - [Mutters] - Damn it! Don't leave! 994 01:23:37,434 --> 01:23:40,961 - [Whimpering] Help us! Please help us! - [Clicking Continues] 995 01:23:41,038 --> 01:23:45,372 Please help us! Please help us! 996 01:24:16,707 --> 01:24:19,301 [Groans] 997 01:24:41,765 --> 01:24:44,563 [Object Clatters] 998 01:24:54,878 --> 01:24:57,210 - [Grunts] - This way. 999 01:25:18,602 --> 01:25:22,060 [Screaming] 1000 01:25:34,118 --> 01:25:36,109 [Shouts] 1001 01:25:52,569 --> 01:25:54,560 Ooh-rah. 1002 01:25:57,040 --> 01:25:59,031 [Beeps] 1003 01:26:05,616 --> 01:26:10,451 [Gasps] Nina! Nina! 1004 01:26:10,521 --> 01:26:13,388 Nina! Come on. Wake up. 1005 01:26:13,457 --> 01:26:17,894 Nina, wake up! Nina! 1006 01:26:17,961 --> 01:26:20,259 Can you pul I your hands free? 1007 01:26:22,533 --> 01:26:25,525 I need you to pull your hands free. 1008 01:26:25,602 --> 01:26:28,867 [Groaning] 1009 01:26:35,546 --> 01:26:37,571 I can't. 1010 01:26:37,648 --> 01:26:40,708 Nina, you've gotta try! Nina! 1011 01:26:40,784 --> 01:26:44,584 - Nina, wake up! Nina! - Shh. 1012 01:26:44,655 --> 01:26:47,215 - Dale? - [Whispers] Be quiet. 1013 01:26:54,064 --> 01:26:57,727 I gotta do this. Breathe through it. 1014 01:27:00,070 --> 01:27:03,665 Ready? Okay? Go. 1015 01:27:03,740 --> 01:27:07,232 - [Screams] - Shh. Shh. 1016 01:27:07,311 --> 01:27:10,712 One more. 1017 01:27:14,751 --> 01:27:16,912 Go. 1018 01:27:16,987 --> 01:27:19,649 [Screams] 1019 01:27:21,024 --> 01:27:22,821 Get up. 1020 01:27:22,893 --> 01:27:25,987 - [Groans] - There's an exit door through there. 1021 01:27:26,063 --> 01:27:28,190 We are right behind you. 1022 01:27:28,265 --> 01:27:30,290 Go! 1023 01:27:30,367 --> 01:27:33,097 Dale. 1024 01:27:33,170 --> 01:27:36,401 [Gasping, Whimpering] 1025 01:27:37,507 --> 01:27:39,498 [Gasps] 1026 01:27:39,576 --> 01:27:43,535 I want you to go find Nina. [Grunts] 1027 01:27:43,614 --> 01:27:46,879 - Dale! - Hey! Hey! 1028 01:27:46,950 --> 01:27:51,546 Find Nina. Go. I've got it. Go! 1029 01:27:55,292 --> 01:27:57,385 [Grunts] 1030 01:28:02,733 --> 01:28:05,031 Is that all you got, bitch? 1031 01:28:05,102 --> 01:28:08,367 - [Growling] - [Grunting] 1032 01:28:11,575 --> 01:28:15,807 [Grunting, Choking] 1033 01:28:21,251 --> 01:28:24,152 [Grunting Continues] 1034 01:28:26,923 --> 01:28:30,916 Fuckyou! [Choking] 1035 01:28:35,265 --> 01:28:38,393 [Sobbing] 1036 01:28:38,468 --> 01:28:42,598 [Screaming] No! No! 1037 01:28:52,816 --> 01:28:56,377 [Coughing] 1038 01:28:56,453 --> 01:29:00,822 [Wheezing, Screams] 1039 01:29:06,630 --> 01:29:08,757 [Gasps] 1040 01:29:11,201 --> 01:29:14,432 [Screaming] 1041 01:29:14,504 --> 01:29:17,962 [Screams, Grunts] 1042 01:29:22,779 --> 01:29:24,770 [Screams] 1043 01:29:27,617 --> 01:29:30,882 Let go of me, you son of a bitch! Let go of me! 1044 01:29:30,954 --> 01:29:33,047 [Grunting] 1045 01:29:35,325 --> 01:29:39,921 [Jake] Let go! Let go of me! 1046 01:29:39,996 --> 01:29:42,829 - Let go of me! - [Screaming] Shit! 1047 01:29:42,899 --> 01:29:45,561 Let go of me, you son of a bitch! 1048 01:29:48,839 --> 01:29:52,172 - [Shrieking] - No! No! 1049 01:29:52,242 --> 01:29:54,938 [Shouting] 1050 01:29:55,011 --> 01:29:57,343 [Screams] 1051 01:29:57,414 --> 01:29:59,575 [Shouting] 1052 01:29:59,649 --> 01:30:02,880 No! [Grunting] 1053 01:30:05,756 --> 01:30:09,487 [Screaming] 1054 01:30:09,559 --> 01:30:13,518 [Groaning, Grunts] 1055 01:30:13,597 --> 01:30:16,691 [Grunting Continues] 1056 01:30:23,507 --> 01:30:26,032 [Shouting] 1057 01:30:28,378 --> 01:30:31,814 [Groaning] 1058 01:30:31,882 --> 01:30:34,544 [Screaming] 1059 01:30:38,188 --> 01:30:41,282 [Grunts] Come on! 1060 01:30:46,129 --> 01:30:50,998 [Shouting, Grunts] 1061 01:30:51,067 --> 01:30:53,365 [Both Screaming] 1062 01:31:17,894 --> 01:31:21,990 [Muck Sloshing] 1063 01:31:54,531 --> 01:31:57,864 You know you didn't have to come back for me, right? 1064 01:31:57,934 --> 01:31:59,925 Sue me. 1065 01:32:05,876 --> 01:32:07,810 Wow. 1066 01:32:08,812 --> 01:32:10,746 Nice ride. 1067 01:32:10,814 --> 01:32:13,749 You wanna take it for a spin? 1068 01:32:13,817 --> 01:32:18,754 [Sniffles] Why not? It's the least this fucked-up family owes us. 1069 01:32:18,822 --> 01:32:21,450 [Engine Starts] 1070 01:33:16,179 --> 01:33:18,340 [Clattering] 1071 01:33:30,126 --> 01:33:34,256 Mmm. Mmm. 1072 01:33:35,565 --> 01:33:38,864 [Cooing] 1073 01:33:41,605 --> 01:33:44,233 [Muttering] 1074 01:33:44,307 --> 01:33:47,037 [Crying] 1075 01:33:54,150 --> 01:33:56,778 [Man Cackling]