1 00:00:37,796 --> 00:00:41,288 SOLD 2 00:01:55,107 --> 00:01:58,599 Wait, I'm hyperventilating. 3 00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:00,439 Don't stop now! 4 00:02:00,612 --> 00:02:01,772 Oh, my love! 5 00:02:26,638 --> 00:02:28,469 Oh, Lord! 6 00:02:38,050 --> 00:02:41,508 Stop saying you're too old! 7 00:02:43,522 --> 00:02:45,683 I love you! I love you too. 8 00:02:50,129 --> 00:02:51,824 There's hair in my mouth. 9 00:02:55,501 --> 00:02:58,766 Children are fun to be around to have and make. 10 00:03:08,714 --> 00:03:10,909 Say you want a baby with me. 11 00:03:11,083 --> 00:03:12,948 I want a baby with you. 12 00:03:15,988 --> 00:03:16,988 Janne? 13 00:03:18,090 --> 00:03:19,182 Listen. 14 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:23,052 Well, I... 15 00:03:31,904 --> 00:03:34,202 Are you screwing up again? 16 00:03:34,373 --> 00:03:37,968 If you were my real father, you wouldn't do that. 17 00:03:38,143 --> 00:03:44,012 That could be because he's dead. Come here, Rickard. 18 00:03:44,583 --> 00:03:47,484 Don't you have enough children already? 19 00:04:04,570 --> 00:04:06,731 Good morning! 20 00:04:09,575 --> 00:04:15,514 Does anyone know what day it is? It's Christmas Eve? 21 00:04:15,647 --> 00:04:20,983 Yes, and are we expecting someone? Our dads! 22 00:04:22,488 --> 00:04:26,925 Merry Christmas, Mom. Oh, thank you, dear. 23 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:29,653 Santa Claus and my real daddy come today! 24 00:04:29,828 --> 00:04:34,231 Have you been good? Yes! 25 00:04:35,834 --> 00:04:38,132 Thank God it's Christmas only once a year. 26 00:04:38,804 --> 00:04:41,739 Christmas is wonderful. 27 00:05:01,260 --> 00:05:03,490 Thanks, Mom! You're welcome, my darlings. 28 00:05:03,662 --> 00:05:08,224 Also thank Janne. Thanks, Janne! 29 00:05:09,468 --> 00:05:10,901 And you, Rickard? 30 00:05:18,644 --> 00:05:22,910 Merry Christmas, darling. Is that for me? 31 00:05:23,515 --> 00:05:25,676 You shouldn't have done that. 32 00:05:31,390 --> 00:05:34,621 But... thank you. 33 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:37,228 It's great! Thank you! 34 00:05:37,729 --> 00:05:41,722 Just what I needed! Real. 35 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:46,571 I forgot to take the price tag off. I didn't peek. 36 00:06:13,932 --> 00:06:14,932 Sara... 37 00:06:17,603 --> 00:06:21,130 Who's going to eat all this? Your mother? 38 00:06:21,306 --> 00:06:27,677 No, it's for... the guests. There will be fourteen of us. 39 00:06:27,946 --> 00:06:33,475 Who's coming? The children, the fathers and a few others. 40 00:06:33,619 --> 00:06:37,988 They come here? Of course, we invited them. 41 00:06:38,156 --> 00:06:44,117 Why didn't you tell me? Come on, we've talked about this. 42 00:06:44,730 --> 00:06:47,927 I didn't know we were actually going to do that. 43 00:06:48,066 --> 00:06:51,126 Don't you remember last year? 44 00:06:51,637 --> 00:06:56,438 You had to have the children take with you everywhere. 45 00:06:56,608 --> 00:06:58,328 This year you don't have to leave the house. 46 00:06:58,352 --> 00:07:03,237 Why today, of all days? It's Christmas after all. 47 00:07:03,415 --> 00:07:05,975 I mean, is Christmas normal? not a family matter? 48 00:07:06,151 --> 00:07:12,249 Is Ake coming too? Yes, and also Erik and Gunnar. 49 00:07:12,424 --> 00:07:18,260 And Ake... It'll be great, silly. 50 00:07:18,497 --> 00:07:22,456 Sorry I'm old fashioned but you will have to cancel it. 51 00:07:22,634 --> 00:07:26,365 Tell them we're sick, or we didn't mention it! 52 00:07:26,505 --> 00:07:30,669 Tell them we're dead! You know we can't do that. 53 00:07:30,842 --> 00:07:35,643 The kids would be so disappointed. My feelings don't count? 54 00:07:38,050 --> 00:07:40,610 Here! Don't be ridiculous. 55 00:07:40,786 --> 00:07:46,019 I'm the boss here, they're coming here over my dead body. 56 00:07:46,191 --> 00:07:48,056 Don't mention it! 57 00:07:48,226 --> 00:07:51,662 We are so happy to see you. 58 00:07:52,297 --> 00:07:53,855 Hello! 59 00:08:03,075 --> 00:08:06,238 A small gift for you. 60 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,818 I think Sara should have hired a butler... 61 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:23,086 You seem a little stressed. I'm fine... 62 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:28,523 You're welcome! 63 00:08:32,738 --> 00:08:36,003 What a crowd! Do you think? 64 00:08:38,243 --> 00:08:39,963 Hello, how wonderful that we are all together. 65 00:08:40,078 --> 00:08:42,546 All children under one roof. 66 00:08:45,283 --> 00:08:50,220 We just have to act like adults today worn. Can we talk later? 67 00:08:51,089 --> 00:08:54,286 That leaves Erik and Pauline. 68 00:08:54,593 --> 00:08:57,562 Am I correct? Sara, our hostess this Christmas... 69 00:08:57,729 --> 00:09:02,723 has children with three different children men, including you. 70 00:09:02,901 --> 00:09:08,032 And they now live with Janne, who has no children of her own. 71 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:11,870 And they will all be there? 72 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:17,380 Yes, with their new wives. 73 00:09:17,916 --> 00:09:22,649 And some of them were also married to each other. 74 00:09:22,788 --> 00:09:25,689 You'll figure it out. The good thing about Sara is... 75 00:09:25,824 --> 00:09:27,291 that she has serial relationships. 76 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,487 She doesn't mess around. 77 00:09:35,167 --> 00:09:38,295 Who was that? Nobody. 78 00:09:38,670 --> 00:09:42,538 And Janne can handle this? He's a psychologist. 79 00:09:44,176 --> 00:09:52,176 Christmas is here again. Christmas is here again. 80 00:09:52,851 --> 00:10:00,851 And Christmas lasts Until it's Easter. 81 00:10:01,359 --> 00:10:09,359 Christmas is here again, Christmas is here again. 82 00:10:09,701 --> 00:10:17,005 And Christmas lasts until Easter. 83 00:10:17,175 --> 00:10:21,236 Come on, Janne! Have some flavored wine. 84 00:10:21,413 --> 00:10:24,439 He's good. I know, I bought it. 85 00:10:29,788 --> 00:10:35,226 Oh, isn't this wonderful? Rickard is the spitting image of Janne. 86 00:10:35,393 --> 00:10:40,592 You would think it belonged to Janne, but I know he isn't. 87 00:10:40,732 --> 00:10:43,826 Don't! You are not allowed to open it yet! 88 00:10:45,003 --> 00:10:46,368 Dad! 89 00:10:48,406 --> 00:10:53,173 Our daughter wants to open a present. That's just like you, Ake. 90 00:10:53,311 --> 00:10:58,374 Always give in hoping to keep the peace... 91 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:02,651 But that's not how it works, it makes people unhappy. 92 00:11:02,821 --> 00:11:04,880 That's what you call psychology! 93 00:11:05,824 --> 00:11:07,621 Well, if Ake was afraid of conflict... 94 00:11:07,759 --> 00:11:11,627 he wouldn't you and Rita got pregnant at the same time. 95 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:17,325 And is it true that your ex-wife became a lesbian? 96 00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:20,369 Have Elin open a present. 97 00:11:20,872 --> 00:11:23,534 Hello, this is Jeanette. Is Ahmed there? 98 00:11:23,708 --> 00:11:26,836 Can you ask him? to call me, please? 99 00:11:27,345 --> 00:11:33,580 I'm so happy. I really am. 100 00:11:33,752 --> 00:11:37,984 I dream of a Christmas like this one since I was a kid. 101 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:44,493 Lots of people dancing, cracking nuts and laughing. 102 00:11:44,629 --> 00:11:49,293 It was just Mom, Micka, and me. Well, your father was dead. 103 00:11:50,201 --> 00:11:55,264 And why isn't Micka there? She is with her friend. 104 00:11:55,407 --> 00:12:00,868 I get it, you can do a little more heating up wine... You're welcome! 105 00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:08,612 Hello darling! Hi, Merry Christmas! 106 00:12:11,590 --> 00:12:14,184 You must be Janne? Yes... Oh, no. 107 00:12:14,359 --> 00:12:17,726 What the hell is this? Let me help you with your stuff. 108 00:12:19,831 --> 00:12:24,564 Hello, welcome. I'm Janne. I live here. 109 00:12:24,736 --> 00:12:27,534 I didn't think twice about Ake letting us in. 110 00:12:27,806 --> 00:12:31,333 This is Ake. He knows his own name, or where he lives. 111 00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:37,448 It's so great that you guys are all there. Merry christmas! 112 00:12:37,616 --> 00:12:38,913 Merry christmas. 113 00:12:40,251 --> 00:12:43,550 This is our hostess. Sara. Sara, this is Marika. 114 00:12:43,955 --> 00:12:47,152 Well, hello. But who are you? 115 00:12:47,292 --> 00:12:49,760 Marika, 26 years old. Bachelor. 116 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:53,227 No kids, no cats, and I have no political beliefs. 117 00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:58,001 What a beautiful house! Can I have a look around? 118 00:12:58,269 --> 00:12:59,634 I'll show you. 119 00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:03,870 Who is she? Our neighbor. 120 00:13:04,042 --> 00:13:06,943 It's so boring here. 121 00:13:08,279 --> 00:13:11,476 Rita, this is Marika... Rita is my wife. 122 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:13,008 This is Thomas. 123 00:13:14,052 --> 00:13:17,351 They're not as bad as they look... They are much worse! 124 00:13:17,989 --> 00:13:19,251 This is Anne, we live together. 125 00:13:20,892 --> 00:13:23,554 Thomas is the only one here who isn't slept with Sara. 126 00:13:23,695 --> 00:13:29,065 My cousin is also gay. How nice... 127 00:13:29,234 --> 00:13:31,896 His name is Gunnel and he is almost just as cute as you. 128 00:13:32,070 --> 00:13:35,767 Gunnar! It's Thomas, you're with me now. 129 00:13:35,907 --> 00:13:40,640 Gunnar is your ex-husband. My cousin's name is Gunnar. 130 00:13:41,246 --> 00:13:44,409 Sometimes the elevator doesn't go all the way up. 131 00:13:44,883 --> 00:13:48,250 This is my brother Gunnar, who passed his wife on to me. 132 00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:50,621 Just call me Gunnel. 133 00:13:52,257 --> 00:13:55,021 I'm Eva, Gunnar's current wife. 134 00:13:55,527 --> 00:13:57,085 I used to be married to Janne. 135 00:13:57,262 --> 00:13:59,059 Rickard and Jeanette are my children. 136 00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:03,291 But Rickard lives here... Did we confuse you? 137 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:04,468 No. 138 00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:09,269 We make joint decisions here. 139 00:14:09,441 --> 00:14:10,840 But that's what we did. 140 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:14,467 That damn Ake does as if he still lives here. 141 00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:19,447 I have an idea! You can dip in the sauna with the boys. 142 00:14:20,385 --> 00:14:23,354 What, a sauna on Christmas Eve? Yes! 143 00:14:23,521 --> 00:14:26,149 You can show them how well you did... 144 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:30,522 You did almost everything yourself. 145 00:14:31,463 --> 00:14:35,695 But shouldn't we have dinner? That can wait. 146 00:14:35,867 --> 00:14:38,665 None of the others could have done such a good job. 147 00:14:39,938 --> 00:14:43,567 Do you really think so? Not in a million years. 148 00:14:43,808 --> 00:14:47,835 I turned it on earlier just in case... 149 00:14:48,213 --> 00:14:50,340 We'll eat later. 150 00:14:50,548 --> 00:14:54,040 Listen, everyone! 151 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:58,482 Well, Janne has a little surprise! 152 00:14:58,923 --> 00:15:00,754 Right... 153 00:15:02,293 --> 00:15:09,199 Well, all the men go dip the sauna. 154 00:15:10,835 --> 00:15:16,535 You women can doing the lady things. 155 00:15:16,741 --> 00:15:20,006 Wiping the children's noses, cooking, cleaning, and so on... 156 00:15:20,178 --> 00:15:22,203 Isn't that a great idea? 157 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:28,179 So, off to the sauna, guys! Okay! 158 00:15:28,353 --> 00:15:32,585 I want to take a sauna... No, you stay with the women. 159 00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:36,124 Into the sauna? I just got all dressed up. 160 00:15:36,594 --> 00:15:38,789 This is great! 161 00:15:38,863 --> 00:15:43,232 You have a good job here. I am proud of... 162 00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:45,426 You haven't done everything. 163 00:15:45,503 --> 00:15:47,823 I came a few weeks ago a few carpenters. 164 00:15:47,847 --> 00:15:51,606 Sara and I talked about a sauna. We did that too, in my time. 165 00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:57,681 Don't you remember that, Ake? This used to be the boiler room. 166 00:15:57,882 --> 00:16:01,750 You let the heat out. It's hot here. 167 00:16:01,886 --> 00:16:05,481 Run to mommy. I want to be with you. 168 00:16:05,657 --> 00:16:07,750 Then come in. It's too hot. 169 00:16:07,892 --> 00:16:09,757 Then so be it, damn it! 170 00:16:12,297 --> 00:16:16,700 Are children great? Absolute. Speaking of children... 171 00:16:16,868 --> 00:16:22,101 Don't you also want a "love child"? We're working on it. 172 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:27,108 Not very loud. Sara already gets pregnant when you wave your shorts. 173 00:16:28,479 --> 00:16:33,212 Maybe we're not right for each other. That's bullshit, just get on with it. 174 00:16:33,351 --> 00:16:38,880 One thing about Sarah, she's good to fuck. 175 00:16:39,057 --> 00:16:42,254 Isn't that right, guys? Right... 176 00:16:42,427 --> 00:16:45,294 I've never had it better in my life than when I was with Sara. 177 00:16:46,698 --> 00:16:49,132 It was fantastic! 178 00:16:51,669 --> 00:16:56,038 She loved to fuck in the closet. 179 00:16:58,343 --> 00:17:01,312 What are you laughing about? Sara in the closet. 180 00:17:03,548 --> 00:17:06,483 Does she still do that, Janne? 181 00:17:07,452 --> 00:17:09,545 Ake, weren't you batting first? 182 00:17:09,721 --> 00:17:11,712 You haven't heard the best part yet. 183 00:17:14,559 --> 00:17:16,151 Do you mean the map? 184 00:17:21,966 --> 00:17:28,599 When was this? I think we were about 15. 185 00:17:28,973 --> 00:17:33,603 You know, Sara wasn't satisfied, so she gave Ake... 186 00:17:33,778 --> 00:17:40,274 a card of a pussy, so he could find his way. 187 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:44,113 I looked and looked... 188 00:17:46,257 --> 00:17:49,488 I had the damn thing upside down. 189 00:17:49,727 --> 00:17:54,755 Speaking of the ladies, Rita looks the part damn good looking for her age. 190 00:17:54,933 --> 00:17:59,836 The truth is, she's a beast! Really and truly? 191 00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:05,506 It feels good that Rita is not with anyone of you have gone to bed. 192 00:18:05,643 --> 00:18:09,909 How do you know? How can you be so sure of that? 193 00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:12,812 She barely manages to be faithful. 194 00:18:12,984 --> 00:18:16,613 Wow...now it's really hot. On to Sherwood Forest! 195 00:18:24,495 --> 00:18:28,022 Mats! Yes, honey... 196 00:18:30,601 --> 00:18:31,829 I'm coming. 197 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:40,070 They have a good time there. So many people and children. 198 00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,041 Real Christmas. 199 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:44,373 We can stop by later. 200 00:18:44,515 --> 00:18:47,609 We can give them those ugly penguins that your mother sent. 201 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:51,518 Merry Christmas was the message, not “go to hell!” 202 00:18:55,827 --> 00:18:57,294 Look! 203 00:18:58,162 --> 00:19:01,598 I think we better wait a while. 204 00:19:23,588 --> 00:19:27,684 Hi. Are you here alone? Yes! 205 00:19:28,059 --> 00:19:29,321 Well done! 206 00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:35,156 I've known you for a long time, haven't I? Correct! 207 00:19:35,333 --> 00:19:39,326 And you never wanted children. No. 208 00:19:39,504 --> 00:19:43,873 You know how curious I am. I'm sure. 209 00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:49,173 Well, not that I believe it... 210 00:19:49,347 --> 00:19:51,781 but Ake says you and Sara trying to have a baby. 211 00:19:53,184 --> 00:19:59,089 I bet she says things like that to To let Ake know how happy she is. 212 00:19:59,624 --> 00:20:02,354 What do you mean? You never wanted children. 213 00:20:02,527 --> 00:20:04,518 Have you changed your mind? 214 00:20:06,898 --> 00:20:11,096 If you have four children, make... one more not so much out. 215 00:20:11,235 --> 00:20:14,762 But the first one is quite something. And I have no children. 216 00:20:14,939 --> 00:20:19,967 I'm too old to drive a baby around. 217 00:20:20,144 --> 00:20:23,341 It's not really your decision. Yes, too. 218 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:27,712 Sorry, but the woman gets it usually what she wants. 219 00:20:27,852 --> 00:20:31,310 I have a voice in this too. Real! Hardly. 220 00:20:31,456 --> 00:20:36,359 Do you want to bet? 500 crowns. Try 500,000. 221 00:20:36,727 --> 00:20:41,391 Are you sick? Well, tell me the reason. 222 00:20:43,935 --> 00:20:45,493 What is? 223 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:52,973 Have you been sterilized? 224 00:20:56,881 --> 00:21:01,215 Why did you get sterilized? Why do you think? 225 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:06,721 Oh, my God, that's incredible! When did you do that? 226 00:21:06,791 --> 00:21:10,955 Two years ago. You met two years ago. 227 00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:13,063 What does Sara have to say about that? 228 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:23,863 She doesn't know anything about it. You didn't tell Sara? 229 00:21:24,041 --> 00:21:26,839 And you keep your mouth shut. You're the only one who knows! 230 00:21:27,011 --> 00:21:30,242 You must be crazy! Rita... 231 00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:35,010 I would like that beautiful mouth just button it up! 232 00:21:35,153 --> 00:21:39,852 You pass the gas station... She will hear about it soon. 233 00:21:40,024 --> 00:21:45,291 Turn past the gas station right... Hush! 234 00:21:45,463 --> 00:21:48,830 Not you, Ahmed... They drive me crazy! 235 00:21:49,734 --> 00:21:53,101 Listen, Mohammed... Do not turn right at the station. 236 00:21:53,271 --> 00:21:56,206 Park your camel and let us make Sweden... 237 00:21:56,340 --> 00:21:58,831 Celebrate Christmas in peace. 238 00:21:58,976 --> 00:22:00,637 Do you understand? 239 00:22:01,512 --> 00:22:06,006 You racist bastard! Why don't you go home? 240 00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:11,520 Find me an apartment! And pay for it with prostitution? 241 00:22:14,525 --> 00:22:17,221 You think everyone can be bought. 242 00:22:17,361 --> 00:22:19,625 If the price is right, girl. 243 00:22:20,531 --> 00:22:25,764 For the right price. You cannibal, you feed on people! 244 00:22:27,505 --> 00:22:30,440 Merry christmas. Merry christmas. 245 00:22:30,575 --> 00:22:31,940 Has anyone seen Janne? 246 00:22:32,109 --> 00:22:34,873 Maybe he's still in the sauna. 247 00:22:37,715 --> 00:22:39,444 How could you? 248 00:22:39,584 --> 00:22:40,846 It was a simple operation. 249 00:22:40,985 --> 00:22:43,317 Two people are required to reach that decision. 250 00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:46,047 Doctor Olsson and me agreed. 251 00:22:46,190 --> 00:22:48,715 We have children and I am 47 years old, damn! 252 00:22:48,893 --> 00:22:54,297 Don't you want children of your own? No. 253 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:59,064 Janne, you have to tell her. Never. 254 00:22:59,203 --> 00:23:01,398 She would never forgive me... 255 00:23:01,572 --> 00:23:03,062 that I ignore her deepest desire. 256 00:23:03,307 --> 00:23:06,003 She will accept me cannot have children. 257 00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:08,270 I have nature alone helped a little. 258 00:23:08,446 --> 00:23:10,141 Poor Sarah... 259 00:23:10,615 --> 00:23:12,173 Oh, there you are... 260 00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:15,781 And you too. 261 00:23:16,921 --> 00:23:19,219 What were you talking about? 262 00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:24,824 Nice sauna. 263 00:23:31,202 --> 00:23:32,897 Christmas secrets. 264 00:23:37,008 --> 00:23:40,409 What did the boys say? 265 00:23:40,578 --> 00:23:43,843 They said the carpenters really did a good job. 266 00:23:44,615 --> 00:23:47,709 When we sat at the table... 267 00:23:47,852 --> 00:23:51,344 Can't you get up? and welcome our guests? 268 00:23:51,489 --> 00:23:57,951 Wouldn't that be nice? Of course, let me shower first. 269 00:24:01,065 --> 00:24:05,832 Hey, cheerful gnomes, fill the glasses and we will be merry together. 270 00:24:06,003 --> 00:24:09,871 Our time is short on earth, with many problems and little cheerfulness. 271 00:24:10,041 --> 00:24:14,171 Hey, cheerful gnomes, fill the glasses and we will be merry together. 272 00:24:14,312 --> 00:24:18,408 Cheers! Merry christmas! 273 00:24:21,185 --> 00:24:22,777 Go eat. 274 00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:26,815 You can't handle this vegetarian nonsense at least not leave it until Christmas? 275 00:24:26,991 --> 00:24:32,657 Vegan. It's not nonsense. Thousands animals are killed every day... 276 00:24:32,830 --> 00:24:36,266 Not now! I mean it! 277 00:24:47,345 --> 00:24:52,044 I'm not good at speeches... Then shut up! 278 00:24:52,516 --> 00:24:57,317 When the brothers come down, I want to say a few words. 279 00:24:57,488 --> 00:25:00,286 "A few words", that was three. 280 00:25:01,158 --> 00:25:05,686 I want a Christmas toast introducing Sara... 281 00:25:06,163 --> 00:25:09,530 It was Sara's idea to bury our hatchets... 282 00:25:09,700 --> 00:25:13,932 Sara and Rita haven't spoken... 283 00:25:14,105 --> 00:25:16,232 since Daniel and Elin were born. 284 00:25:16,907 --> 00:25:22,836 We're just a bunch of old friends who became a big family... 285 00:25:25,916 --> 00:25:29,852 Ake was married to Sara while he messed around with Rita. 286 00:25:29,987 --> 00:25:32,956 And they both got pregnant on almost the same day... 287 00:25:33,524 --> 00:25:35,754 Maybe a little later. 288 00:25:36,093 --> 00:25:41,861 Let's take it easy on the booze, and have a memorable Christmas. 289 00:25:42,767 --> 00:25:49,172 They were in the same department and gave birth on the same day. 290 00:25:49,940 --> 00:25:52,670 This may even become a tradition. 291 00:25:53,210 --> 00:25:57,078 And I would against Elin and Daniel's children can say... 292 00:25:57,214 --> 00:25:59,978 that grandpa on that first occasion was present. 293 00:26:00,151 --> 00:26:03,882 I don't plan on having children to get, there are already too many. 294 00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:07,184 Elin, you still have plenty of time to change your mind. 295 00:26:07,358 --> 00:26:11,954 I want to make a toast to the children, because Christmas is for children. 296 00:26:12,129 --> 00:26:17,192 And for Jesus! And for Jesus too, of course... 297 00:26:17,635 --> 00:26:20,695 Merry Christmas! 298 00:26:28,646 --> 00:26:31,012 Thank you, Ake. 299 00:26:31,749 --> 00:26:36,584 Well... 300 00:26:36,754 --> 00:26:39,814 To all the lovely people who are sitting at our table tonight... 301 00:26:40,357 --> 00:26:46,592 It really means a lot to me that you are here. Really and truly. 302 00:26:48,199 --> 00:26:52,135 And Janne, my darling... 303 00:26:54,472 --> 00:26:57,236 There is something I would like to tell you. 304 00:27:00,044 --> 00:27:03,070 Something important... 305 00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:06,216 and very wonderful. 306 00:27:08,018 --> 00:27:12,216 I carry our "love child". What? 307 00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:14,955 Congratulations! 308 00:27:15,459 --> 00:27:17,654 That's right. 309 00:27:17,928 --> 00:27:21,091 You will finally be a real father. 310 00:27:22,399 --> 00:27:27,234 That's my Christmas present to you. Congratulations, Sara. 311 00:27:27,404 --> 00:27:29,964 Yes, isn't it wonderful? A little child... 312 00:27:31,642 --> 00:27:33,405 Aren't you happy? 313 00:27:34,445 --> 00:27:38,006 I'm sorry? Aren't you happy? 314 00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:43,379 Of course I am. I'm just a little surprised. 315 00:27:44,088 --> 00:27:47,455 It's no ordinary surprise. 316 00:27:49,927 --> 00:27:54,387 Let's get up now and cheer for Sara and Janne. 317 00:27:54,532 --> 00:27:58,525 Sit down, Janne. You are the man of the house. 318 00:27:58,936 --> 00:28:01,632 And we toast... 319 00:28:01,972 --> 00:28:03,735 I think this calls for a... 320 00:28:04,074 --> 00:28:08,101 Hip, hip... Hooray! 321 00:28:16,353 --> 00:28:17,718 Hi! 322 00:28:22,860 --> 00:28:25,294 How are you? Aren't you happy? 323 00:28:25,462 --> 00:28:26,827 Of course I am. 324 00:28:27,698 --> 00:28:30,064 You don't seem very happy. 325 00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,225 Why didn't you tell me privately? 326 00:28:32,369 --> 00:28:37,432 I tried, but the kids interrupted me all the time... 327 00:28:37,575 --> 00:28:40,738 You could have taken a little time... 328 00:28:40,911 --> 00:28:42,845 Tell everyone like that! 329 00:28:42,980 --> 00:28:44,743 You put me in my place. 330 00:28:44,915 --> 00:28:46,473 Why are you so grumpy? 331 00:28:46,617 --> 00:28:48,380 I thought you would be happy. 332 00:28:49,553 --> 00:28:52,579 You can be a father. 333 00:28:52,890 --> 00:28:57,156 Your sperm is okay� and you are not too old. 334 00:28:57,528 --> 00:29:00,861 I think it was a great opportunity to tell it. 335 00:29:00,998 --> 00:29:03,262 That's clearly your opinion. 336 00:29:06,604 --> 00:29:08,333 Is there something else bothering you? 337 00:29:14,111 --> 00:29:15,669 No! 338 00:29:20,851 --> 00:29:24,810 Come on, Donald Duck starts! We've seen that before. 339 00:29:24,989 --> 00:29:28,516 That's what it's all about, young lady. It's what you call a tradition. 340 00:29:28,659 --> 00:29:30,923 But it's the same as last year. 341 00:29:31,061 --> 00:29:35,964 Can't you just join us, big kids? Oh, never mind! 342 00:29:36,133 --> 00:29:39,432 We're busy, you stupid fat boy! 343 00:29:39,603 --> 00:29:43,437 Record it if it's that important. That's just not possible! 344 00:29:43,941 --> 00:29:47,377 I don't know why, but there's so much going on... 345 00:29:47,544 --> 00:29:52,846 when I think of how sweet Janne is was for me then. 346 00:29:53,017 --> 00:29:58,717 When Roland died, I wanted also has a child with Janne. 347 00:29:58,822 --> 00:30:01,882 Jeanette and Rickard were still little... 348 00:30:02,059 --> 00:30:03,083 and we were so in love. 349 00:30:03,260 --> 00:30:05,854 Were you together when Roland died? 350 00:30:06,030 --> 00:30:11,161 Roland and I went to marriage counseling. With Janne... 351 00:30:11,301 --> 00:30:14,236 We were going through a difficult time, no intimacy at all. 352 00:30:14,405 --> 00:30:20,640 And the children shouted, as soon as we looked at each other. 353 00:30:20,811 --> 00:30:23,609 You did it with your therapist? 354 00:30:23,747 --> 00:30:26,272 It would have been a bad choice. 355 00:30:27,551 --> 00:30:32,045 Roland was really hurt, but we were really in love. 356 00:30:32,222 --> 00:30:33,985 Poor Roland, that sucks. 357 00:30:34,158 --> 00:30:37,650 What was he doing, driving around, in the middle of the night? 358 00:30:37,828 --> 00:30:39,193 Oh, sir... 359 00:30:39,530 --> 00:30:45,298 I had accepted that Janne didn't want to have children. 360 00:30:45,469 --> 00:30:51,669 But he has one with Sara. 361 00:30:51,842 --> 00:30:53,762 That means he didn't want one with me... 362 00:30:53,844 --> 00:30:58,281 That's not true... What do you mean? 363 00:30:59,049 --> 00:31:03,281 Can you keep a secret? Of course I can. 364 00:31:04,288 --> 00:31:07,519 Janne cannot possibly be the father of Sara's child... 365 00:31:08,792 --> 00:31:12,319 He had himself sterilized. 366 00:31:13,363 --> 00:31:14,728 Excuse me? 367 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:20,569 Janne is unable... Wait a minute... 368 00:31:21,438 --> 00:31:24,965 Doesn't Sara know that? No. 369 00:31:25,142 --> 00:31:29,943 But who is the father? You just tell me... 370 00:31:30,914 --> 00:31:36,614 Good Lord! Don't tell anyone. 371 00:31:36,787 --> 00:31:39,221 I mean... I don't. 372 00:31:39,389 --> 00:31:45,521 Silent night, holy night. 373 00:31:45,662 --> 00:31:51,931 Everything sleeps, slumbers softly. 374 00:31:52,069 --> 00:31:57,006 The most holy couple watches alone. 375 00:31:57,174 --> 00:32:01,008 You have to tell her. Something else is mean. 376 00:32:01,178 --> 00:32:05,012 She's the one who gave me something has to tell! 377 00:32:05,182 --> 00:32:12,782 Slumbers in heavenly peace. 378 00:32:13,423 --> 00:32:19,191 Silent night, holy night. 379 00:32:19,363 --> 00:32:25,131 Everything sleeps, slumbers softly. 380 00:32:25,269 --> 00:32:27,396 Shepherds first see Your splendor. 381 00:32:27,571 --> 00:32:32,474 I'm going to find out who it is. How do you plan to do that? 382 00:32:33,877 --> 00:32:37,677 I hope you realize that your husband is the main suspect. 383 00:32:37,848 --> 00:32:39,145 Ake? 384 00:32:42,052 --> 00:32:45,783 Christ the Redeemer is born! 385 00:32:49,860 --> 00:32:54,422 Midnight reigns, It's so quiet in the houses... 386 00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:55,860 in the houses... 387 00:32:55,933 --> 00:32:57,600 If it's Ake, I'm going to kill him! 388 00:32:57,668 --> 00:33:00,466 Would you rather have someone else? 389 00:33:00,537 --> 00:33:01,897 It has to be that horny bastard. 390 00:33:01,939 --> 00:33:05,431 He would pounce on a worm if he had tits. 391 00:33:05,609 --> 00:33:08,605 See the elves sneaking... 392 00:33:11,849 --> 00:33:13,373 Sara has tits. 393 00:33:13,517 --> 00:33:21,517 Listening, watching... 394 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:29,392 Tiptoe forward, forward on your toes. 395 00:33:33,871 --> 00:33:36,635 I swear, I have tears in my eyes! 396 00:33:37,341 --> 00:33:42,040 Where does she find the time? She is great with children. 397 00:33:42,279 --> 00:33:45,942 Aren't they smart? Really bad. 398 00:33:46,016 --> 00:33:47,649 When did you find the time for it? 399 00:33:47,718 --> 00:33:50,152 There's a lot going on when you are at work. 400 00:33:52,489 --> 00:33:55,014 So Rickard lives here and not with you? 401 00:33:55,158 --> 00:33:58,616 We have no choice, the child detests me. 402 00:33:58,762 --> 00:34:02,425 It seems strange to say it, but Rickard is better off here. 403 00:34:03,467 --> 00:34:08,962 More mothers wouldn't be so selfish should be concerned about where their children live. 404 00:34:09,339 --> 00:34:13,332 I guess that's what I am: selfish. But I have to live with you! 405 00:34:13,510 --> 00:34:17,037 You are free to move. What are you saying? 406 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:21,344 Mom, why do you live with Fatso? I don't like it. 407 00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:25,181 Stop it! Rickard responds like this. 408 00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:29,485 His therapist says he needs a lot of attention. 409 00:34:29,626 --> 00:34:32,993 Stop it! Why not give him any attention? 410 00:34:33,163 --> 00:34:35,063 If only you knew! 411 00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:37,962 Crazy old Gunnar buys everything Rickard points to. 412 00:34:38,135 --> 00:34:43,732 I doubt that's what his therapist said meant. Just think about it for a moment. 413 00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:49,144 Why don't people understand that everyone is for sale? Including children. 414 00:34:49,279 --> 00:34:53,147 Does Janne really want a child? Of course he wants that, Mom. 415 00:34:53,283 --> 00:34:56,514 He loves me! That's not the same. 416 00:34:58,655 --> 00:35:01,624 Should I take this away? Yes, please. 417 00:35:02,859 --> 00:35:07,626 What a beautiful dress. Thank you! I got it from London. 418 00:35:07,798 --> 00:35:11,029 You know what the English say about a pregnant woman? 419 00:35:11,201 --> 00:35:13,635 Isn't that cute? 420 00:35:13,804 --> 00:35:15,737 They mean she is two people in one. 421 00:35:17,207 --> 00:35:21,239 She pays for two, because she has a little one in her belly. 422 00:35:28,485 --> 00:35:30,578 Correct! 423 00:35:34,524 --> 00:35:38,551 When were you in London? Early November. 424 00:35:38,695 --> 00:35:40,822 What have you been doing, besides shopping? 425 00:35:49,006 --> 00:35:53,375 We need to talk about it. 426 00:35:53,543 --> 00:35:56,569 About what? I have no idea what you're talking about. 427 00:36:00,684 --> 00:36:02,914 Stop it! 428 00:36:06,690 --> 00:36:10,683 What's wrong, are you feeling sick? 429 00:36:10,861 --> 00:36:12,624 Are you also going to have a baby? 430 00:36:13,530 --> 00:36:18,263 To get pregnant you have to... fuck! 431 00:36:20,370 --> 00:36:23,498 Eva, I told Janne that he had it have to tell Sara. 432 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,801 Well, he had that for two years had to do ago. 433 00:36:25,976 --> 00:36:28,809 He thinks Ake is going to bed has been with Sara. 434 00:36:28,979 --> 00:36:32,506 Why does he think that? Ahmed will pick me up shortly. 435 00:36:32,649 --> 00:36:38,110 He says Ake would fuck anything. You mean everyone. 436 00:36:38,255 --> 00:36:42,316 No, everything. Did you hear me? 437 00:36:42,459 --> 00:36:45,292 Who fucked Ake? Except you and Sara. 438 00:36:45,429 --> 00:36:50,128 Listen, you little witch. You won't live long if you continue like this. 439 00:36:50,267 --> 00:36:52,599 It's Christmas. 440 00:36:52,769 --> 00:36:55,602 Can Ahmed go out on Christmas Eve? 441 00:36:55,772 --> 00:36:59,538 They're Muslims, Mom. Well, you're not going anywhere. 442 00:36:59,676 --> 00:37:05,444 You have Christmas with your family. That's a Swedish tradition, you know. 443 00:37:05,615 --> 00:37:08,413 Jesus was Swedish? I didn't know that! 444 00:37:09,052 --> 00:37:12,419 You're crazy, I'll go when Ahmed comes. 445 00:37:13,156 --> 00:37:17,650 Mats! Can you find a piece of rope? I can't find anything! 446 00:37:17,828 --> 00:37:20,389 I'm glad I succeeded to find this little girl. 447 00:37:20,564 --> 00:37:24,466 Well, this should be enough. 448 00:37:26,770 --> 00:37:29,466 Come on. Mats, you're such a coward. 449 00:37:29,639 --> 00:37:33,370 You can't give green penguins to people you don't know. 450 00:37:49,526 --> 00:37:52,893 Who made all this food? It must have taken weeks. 451 00:37:53,063 --> 00:37:54,792 Supermom. 452 00:37:55,098 --> 00:37:59,967 Without that woman the world would... are less populated. 453 00:38:00,937 --> 00:38:03,269 You just have to do your best. 454 00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,237 I adopt when I have children. 455 00:38:05,408 --> 00:38:08,172 Adopt me. Where do you live? 456 00:38:09,412 --> 00:38:14,315 Thank God. I succeeded to reproduce naturally. 457 00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:20,088 Adoption is for infertile people. Come on! 458 00:38:20,257 --> 00:38:27,026 When hormones and test tubes don't work, they have to adopt. 459 00:38:27,164 --> 00:38:30,429 It's the next best thing and you know it, Ake. 460 00:38:30,567 --> 00:38:33,832 Everyone has a choice want their own children, 461 00:38:33,970 --> 00:38:36,097 not someone else's child. 462 00:38:37,774 --> 00:38:43,235 You don't know if it will be white and look like you. 463 00:38:45,882 --> 00:38:48,350 These are our new neighbors. 464 00:38:48,485 --> 00:38:52,854 Helena, Mats and little Josefin. 465 00:38:53,423 --> 00:38:55,550 Well, hello. 466 00:38:55,692 --> 00:38:58,183 We came to you wish you a Merry Christmas. 467 00:38:58,361 --> 00:39:01,762 We moved yesterday. How nice! 468 00:39:01,898 --> 00:39:03,957 She's cute... 469 00:39:04,100 --> 00:39:06,068 I'll get back to you. 470 00:39:06,236 --> 00:39:08,397 I'm Sara. Welcome. 471 00:39:08,572 --> 00:39:13,839 It's a bit of a mess here. We are a big family. 472 00:39:17,647 --> 00:39:21,413 Merry christmas. Thank you. 473 00:39:21,918 --> 00:39:25,376 Where does she come from? 474 00:39:25,822 --> 00:39:30,191 Vietnam. Asia. Now... nice. 475 00:39:30,694 --> 00:39:31,991 We better get going... 476 00:39:32,162 --> 00:39:35,928 Please stay, there is plenty to eat. 477 00:39:36,099 --> 00:39:39,865 I'll let them out. You're welcome... 478 00:39:40,170 --> 00:39:42,900 I told you she was a nice girl, right? 479 00:39:43,039 --> 00:39:44,039 Yes, right? 480 00:39:44,841 --> 00:39:48,743 But I said she was a very beautiful child. 481 00:39:48,912 --> 00:39:52,370 Don't worry, tomorrow they have forgotten it all. 482 00:39:52,549 --> 00:39:55,279 Have some brandy. 483 00:39:55,452 --> 00:39:59,889 I'm reporting her to the police! Because you... 484 00:40:00,023 --> 00:40:01,684 we can't have children of our own? 485 00:40:01,825 --> 00:40:05,352 Racism. Intimidation. Something. 486 00:40:05,528 --> 00:40:11,433 Trouble adoptive parents? It doesn't seem to bother you. 487 00:40:11,601 --> 00:40:16,197 Why make it difficult for you? I demand an apology! 488 00:40:16,373 --> 00:40:18,898 She should get down on her knees! 489 00:40:19,042 --> 00:40:24,105 Is that really necessary? I want her to come to me! 490 00:40:24,247 --> 00:40:27,341 How smart of you on Christmas Eve to be romantic. 491 00:40:27,484 --> 00:40:29,975 How many stops for Santa? Five! 492 00:40:30,153 --> 00:40:35,785 Hope it pays well! Don't forget to to take her for an apology. 493 00:40:35,959 --> 00:40:41,022 And if she doesn't, are you out of here! 494 00:40:41,264 --> 00:40:44,563 We fucking had her penguins! 495 00:40:47,037 --> 00:40:50,473 I've run my mouth... 496 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:52,540 They must think I'm a racist. 497 00:40:52,576 --> 00:40:54,096 I meant if you had the choice... 498 00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:56,714 It's not that bad. 499 00:40:58,715 --> 00:41:04,347 No one appreciates my efforts. Of course they do. 500 00:41:08,525 --> 00:41:12,427 And you don't seem happy about the baby at all. 501 00:41:12,595 --> 00:41:16,656 Maybe you didn't want a baby with me? 502 00:41:17,534 --> 00:41:21,800 Of course I want... Do you want the baby? 503 00:41:22,138 --> 00:41:25,699 It's not that simple. Answer me! 504 00:41:25,875 --> 00:41:29,902 Do you want the baby or not? Maybe not now... 505 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:34,676 You're 47, when were you planning to to have a baby? 506 00:41:34,851 --> 00:41:38,810 Many people older than me... It's "than me", not "than me". 507 00:41:38,955 --> 00:41:43,517 Can't you just tell the truth? There's Jack Nicholson... 508 00:41:43,693 --> 00:41:47,129 Lennart Bernadotte and Yasser Arafat... 509 00:41:47,297 --> 00:41:52,860 Do you want the baby or not? 510 00:41:55,972 --> 00:41:58,304 No, I don't want to have children. 511 00:42:03,246 --> 00:42:07,740 Do you want me to have an abortion? Yes, I want that. 512 00:42:08,518 --> 00:42:12,614 My goodness. Why? For a lot of reasons, dammit. 513 00:42:12,756 --> 00:42:14,656 I'm very busy at work, 514 00:42:14,791 --> 00:42:18,022 and I expect a promotion within six months. 515 00:42:18,161 --> 00:42:20,652 I barely have time now to drive the kids around. 516 00:42:20,797 --> 00:42:23,027 They go to daycare 517 00:42:23,166 --> 00:42:29,162 hockey, swimming, horse riding and violin lessons. 518 00:42:29,672 --> 00:42:34,905 Practicing for the choir and... Acting lessons. 519 00:42:35,078 --> 00:42:39,640 The whole house is full of children. Then you've been lying the whole time. 520 00:42:39,783 --> 00:42:45,050 This morning you said that you wanted a baby. Did you lie? 521 00:42:45,188 --> 00:42:48,988 What the hell was I supposed to say? What do you think of the truth? 522 00:42:49,359 --> 00:42:50,553 I love you, but... 523 00:42:50,727 --> 00:42:54,561 You don't want the baby. Is that it? 524 00:42:54,731 --> 00:42:57,325 If that's the case, then you can leave! 525 00:42:57,500 --> 00:42:59,798 Fuck the fuck off! The choice is yours. 526 00:43:01,771 --> 00:43:05,298 Ok�. If you want it that way. 527 00:43:09,913 --> 00:43:14,145 What is? Erik sees someone else. 528 00:43:15,785 --> 00:43:18,219 Are you sure? 529 00:43:22,392 --> 00:43:26,328 He doesn't want to talk to me. He doesn't touch me... 530 00:43:26,463 --> 00:43:28,090 I just know... 531 00:43:28,231 --> 00:43:31,200 Do you know who it is? No. 532 00:43:32,135 --> 00:43:35,332 I never really thought about children. 533 00:43:35,939 --> 00:43:39,568 But with Erik... Did it feel good? 534 00:43:40,443 --> 00:43:46,177 How long have you known each other? 15 minutes approximately? 535 00:43:46,349 --> 00:43:48,180 Twenty. 536 00:43:48,885 --> 00:43:51,911 You didn't know him that well. How well do I know him now? 537 00:43:52,055 --> 00:43:57,516 Why would he want anyone else? What am I doing wrong? 538 00:43:57,660 --> 00:44:01,596 You don't mean what you think that it's your fault? 539 00:44:02,265 --> 00:44:07,965 Do you want to know a secret? Promise you won't tell anyone. 540 00:44:09,472 --> 00:44:13,966 Janne is not the father of Sara's baby. 541 00:44:14,110 --> 00:44:17,876 He had himself sterilized and Sara doesn't know... 542 00:44:29,826 --> 00:44:32,351 What's so bad about that? 543 00:44:33,396 --> 00:44:37,025 Come on. Erik! 544 00:44:37,467 --> 00:44:40,436 Then it must be Erik! 545 00:44:43,406 --> 00:44:48,105 What is this? We haven't even yet opened our Christmas presents... 546 00:44:48,278 --> 00:44:50,439 I got my gift. 547 00:44:51,314 --> 00:44:56,877 A baby is not a gift. You said yes, in your little speech. 548 00:44:57,020 --> 00:44:59,955 Janne... 549 00:45:00,123 --> 00:45:05,459 Janne, look at me. I love you. I love you too. 550 00:45:10,567 --> 00:45:13,297 But I refuse to have an abortion. 551 00:45:13,836 --> 00:45:16,361 We'll have to talk about it another time. 552 00:45:17,540 --> 00:45:22,477 This isn't possible ruined everything between us? 553 00:45:22,612 --> 00:45:26,309 Yes. It feels like we should form a suicide pact. 554 00:45:26,449 --> 00:45:32,319 Why not tonight? Bring the kids, and Ake... 555 00:45:33,122 --> 00:45:35,181 Sorry. 556 00:45:37,226 --> 00:45:43,893 Let's pull ourselves together and being the world's best couple. 557 00:45:45,802 --> 00:45:49,568 Is this what you want to do? Yes. 558 00:45:49,772 --> 00:45:53,435 I promise to be very nice for your ex-husbands. 559 00:45:53,610 --> 00:45:59,014 I'm really going to try to get to know them. 560 00:46:12,095 --> 00:46:14,120 Do you need help? No, that's fine. 561 00:46:22,672 --> 00:46:25,266 Beautiful girl. Smart! 562 00:46:25,441 --> 00:46:30,037 The kind of girl who knows what she wants. Wouldn't she be nice? 563 00:46:30,713 --> 00:46:34,809 How are you and Rita? 564 00:46:34,984 --> 00:46:37,782 Like I said, we can do it hardly to be faithful. 565 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,946 You said she barely managed that. 566 00:46:41,124 --> 00:46:44,184 That's the same. If you say so... 567 00:46:44,661 --> 00:46:47,255 Why do you make yourself then ridiculous for her? 568 00:46:47,430 --> 00:46:48,863 I'm not chasing her. 569 00:46:49,032 --> 00:46:52,263 No, not a horny bastard like you. 570 00:46:52,502 --> 00:46:56,370 Some of us can resist temptations, 571 00:46:56,506 --> 00:46:58,838 other poor devils can't do that. 572 00:46:59,409 --> 00:47:02,776 Nice to hear that you and Sara are friends again. 573 00:47:02,912 --> 00:47:06,643 Yes, it's fun. That can happen after a while. 574 00:47:06,816 --> 00:47:09,444 You see things that you remember never seen before... 575 00:47:09,619 --> 00:47:11,644 and that rekindles the flame. 576 00:47:11,821 --> 00:47:15,917 Three times is a charm, right? What are you talking about? 577 00:47:16,092 --> 00:47:19,994 Look, Rita is a good friend. 578 00:47:20,129 --> 00:47:24,623 If I find out that you're cheating on her, I'm going to... 579 00:47:24,867 --> 00:47:27,995 I don't know what your problem is, but it has nothing to do with me. 580 00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:42,877 Whoa, whoa, whoa... Are there any good children here? 581 00:47:43,086 --> 00:47:44,519 No. 582 00:47:52,495 --> 00:47:55,828 Not good children at all? No. 583 00:48:05,374 --> 00:48:09,970 Did I go to the wrong house? Probably. Merry christmas. 584 00:48:12,115 --> 00:48:14,777 Who was that? A clown in a Santa Claus costume. 585 00:48:15,718 --> 00:48:21,156 Santa Claus! Come back. The children are expecting you. 586 00:48:25,194 --> 00:48:28,857 This is my husband, Janne. This is Santa Claus. 587 00:48:30,967 --> 00:48:33,561 Here, take this and go inside. 588 00:48:33,736 --> 00:48:38,537 Are there any good children here? Yes! 589 00:48:38,775 --> 00:48:42,142 Elin hasn't been very good. Oh, is that so? 590 00:48:42,311 --> 00:48:48,216 Let's see. Here's a present for Daniel. 591 00:48:52,121 --> 00:48:53,121 Merry christmas. 592 00:48:53,256 --> 00:48:55,224 How is construction going? 593 00:48:55,391 --> 00:48:57,086 How is the fruitcake business? 594 00:48:57,226 --> 00:49:01,162 Here is a great gift for Liselotte. That's me. 595 00:49:01,330 --> 00:49:08,099 It's from your parents. Maybe they have to help you open it. 596 00:49:08,271 --> 00:49:10,330 I can manage on my own. 597 00:49:11,073 --> 00:49:14,201 That lady is my mother. 598 00:49:14,377 --> 00:49:18,313 And her first husband is my father. 599 00:49:18,447 --> 00:49:21,382 Forgive me if I seem rude... 600 00:49:21,551 --> 00:49:24,019 but is there something wrong with your eyes? 601 00:49:25,288 --> 00:49:28,815 You haven't visited Johanna often lately. 602 00:49:28,991 --> 00:49:32,859 I think you're coming when I'm at work. 603 00:49:33,029 --> 00:49:36,760 I barely saw you this fall. 604 00:49:37,433 --> 00:49:39,628 You're never there when I come. 605 00:49:39,769 --> 00:49:41,498 That's what I've collected. 606 00:49:43,272 --> 00:49:47,538 Is that a problem? No, I'm a psychologist. 607 00:49:48,244 --> 00:49:50,007 Look! 608 00:49:59,555 --> 00:50:02,683 Better tell me what's wrong. 609 00:50:05,361 --> 00:50:08,660 Sara put her sweater on backwards. 610 00:50:09,398 --> 00:50:12,959 What the hell is our problem? I'm talking to you. 611 00:50:13,135 --> 00:50:17,435 Here's a gift for Janne... Well, what do you know? 612 00:50:17,573 --> 00:50:20,736 Thank you, Santa. 613 00:50:23,145 --> 00:50:26,376 What the hell is your problem? Calm down for a moment. 614 00:50:26,549 --> 00:50:29,279 I want to know what he's up to. 615 00:50:29,418 --> 00:50:33,320 Calm. Janne had herself sterilized. 616 00:50:33,489 --> 00:50:37,186 It's true. He told Rita in the sauna. 617 00:50:37,894 --> 00:50:40,488 That means the child isn't his! 618 00:50:57,780 --> 00:51:02,639 Wow, a computer! That's what I asked for. Right, Janne? 619 00:51:02,818 --> 00:51:04,979 Mother and Sara! 620 00:51:05,154 --> 00:51:06,746 Thanks, Gunnar! 621 00:51:08,858 --> 00:51:11,019 Please. 622 00:51:12,495 --> 00:51:16,226 My little friend. Thanks, Gunnar! 623 00:51:17,633 --> 00:51:21,262 Who the hell has the garbage bags moved, and why? 624 00:51:21,437 --> 00:51:24,634 Who is she? And don't you dare to ask who I mean! 625 00:51:24,807 --> 00:51:29,437 Why change something that works? What a good question. 626 00:51:30,913 --> 00:51:33,643 There is no "they". 627 00:51:34,283 --> 00:51:36,843 Who are you so secretive with? on the phone? 628 00:51:37,486 --> 00:51:39,954 Who do you see after work? 629 00:51:40,122 --> 00:51:43,091 Why are you turning off your phone? 630 00:51:43,392 --> 00:51:45,724 Is it a colleague? 631 00:51:46,028 --> 00:51:51,660 It's Sara, huh? You must be crazy. 632 00:51:51,801 --> 00:51:53,393 You might as well give in! 633 00:51:54,036 --> 00:51:57,335 Liselotte is ours. 634 00:51:57,506 --> 00:52:00,873 And by the way, it turns out that Sara is pregnant! 635 00:52:08,918 --> 00:52:13,582 Look at this computer! It's great. 636 00:52:17,727 --> 00:52:19,422 And how are you? 637 00:52:21,163 --> 00:52:24,291 Good friends, drinks and figs. What do you think? 638 00:52:24,834 --> 00:52:28,395 Sara did such a good job. Santa Claus and all that... 639 00:52:28,604 --> 00:52:31,095 Forgive me! Good friends, drinks, 640 00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:33,231 figs and Santa Claus. 641 00:52:33,809 --> 00:52:36,505 Pinch me! I was just thinking... 642 00:52:36,645 --> 00:52:40,604 We are the only ones who don't have children had with Sara. 643 00:52:40,783 --> 00:52:42,580 How does that feel? 644 00:52:43,252 --> 00:52:45,914 I sleep well, I have no eating disorders. And I can't say... 645 00:52:46,055 --> 00:52:50,958 that I'm afraid of dying, not really. 646 00:52:51,093 --> 00:52:55,154 I was wondering if you... you feel excluded. 647 00:53:04,206 --> 00:53:08,040 Poor boy! I know I'm innocent. 648 00:53:08,210 --> 00:53:13,170 I don't understand why Janne don't just tell her. 649 00:53:13,315 --> 00:53:15,977 Do you think he's kneecapped? want to have it shattered? 650 00:53:16,318 --> 00:53:20,550 He thought his secret was safe. That's impossible. 651 00:53:21,824 --> 00:53:23,689 Because then he would never have told you. 652 00:53:33,069 --> 00:53:36,766 Helena! 653 00:53:37,673 --> 00:53:39,868 Open the damn door. 654 00:53:40,042 --> 00:53:46,277 I'm freezing to death! You're drunk. 655 00:53:46,449 --> 00:53:50,180 Where is she? She is... 656 00:53:51,353 --> 00:53:52,400 She's home. 657 00:53:52,426 --> 00:53:56,611 Did you tell her? that she should apologize? 658 00:53:58,160 --> 00:54:03,598 But I was Santa Claus... Bring her here! 659 00:54:03,732 --> 00:54:07,532 Even if you have to touch her hair drag here! 660 00:54:08,304 --> 00:54:12,138 We have to tell Janne. He makes making fun of himself, playing detective. 661 00:54:12,308 --> 00:54:20,044 Tell him what? I don't know... That we know. 662 00:54:20,282 --> 00:54:21,840 What do we actually know? 663 00:54:21,984 --> 00:54:27,820 He doesn't know that we know. Right, I know. 664 00:54:27,990 --> 00:54:31,050 I almost wanted to tell him that I did too I slept with Sara. 665 00:54:33,195 --> 00:54:35,995 Well, it was tempting after all that talking about love and care. 666 00:54:36,132 --> 00:54:40,034 Is Sara really that hot in the closet? 667 00:54:40,169 --> 00:54:43,263 You don't want to know! 668 00:54:43,939 --> 00:54:46,635 I knew you'd still be here! 669 00:54:49,345 --> 00:54:51,711 Why do you think that Erik? does anyone else see? 670 00:54:51,881 --> 00:54:56,341 I feel it in my whole body, that Erik never touches... 671 00:54:56,986 --> 00:55:00,444 What would you do in my situation? 672 00:55:01,357 --> 00:55:07,353 As a psychologist I would... imagine honesty. 673 00:55:07,530 --> 00:55:12,365 It's very important to be honest with each other. 674 00:55:12,535 --> 00:55:20,169 Dare to be vulnerable. Talk calmly to each other. 675 00:55:20,342 --> 00:55:24,972 I think it's Sara. Let him slip up. 676 00:55:25,147 --> 00:55:29,709 Ask the question in different ways. Don't let him know that you suspect something. 677 00:55:30,452 --> 00:55:32,283 Why do you think that? 678 00:55:32,421 --> 00:55:35,982 Can you prove that? I can feel it. 679 00:55:38,761 --> 00:55:40,524 I just thought of something. 680 00:55:41,263 --> 00:55:45,597 Pretend you know more than you really know. Best way to get him talking. 681 00:55:45,768 --> 00:55:50,000 Also set a few traps. What do you propose? 682 00:55:50,172 --> 00:55:55,371 I got it. Tell him you got it discussed with the other woman. 683 00:55:55,544 --> 00:56:02,040 I have to pretend? Exactly, then the bastard is... 684 00:56:03,419 --> 00:56:06,786 Then he understands that he cannot avoid it. 685 00:56:06,956 --> 00:56:08,821 Oh, Lord, look at all that porridge! 686 00:56:08,991 --> 00:56:11,118 I have in my whole life never seen so much. 687 00:56:11,260 --> 00:56:12,818 That took ages! 688 00:56:13,896 --> 00:56:16,729 Should vegans eat porridge? Milk comes from cows... 689 00:56:16,865 --> 00:56:20,028 and they suffer a lot when they are milked! 690 00:56:25,174 --> 00:56:28,200 Big brother, big idiot. Little brother, little idiot. 691 00:56:29,144 --> 00:56:31,510 Listen, everyone! 692 00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:34,877 Has anyone found the almond? No! 693 00:56:35,050 --> 00:56:40,579 I found it, but I ate it. You're supposed to make a wish! 694 00:56:40,889 --> 00:56:42,880 What a little fool he is! 695 00:56:45,494 --> 00:56:49,294 My wish is that Mom and Janne are getting married... 696 00:56:49,465 --> 00:56:53,060 so we can move to a big red house in the countryside. 697 00:56:54,303 --> 00:56:57,033 What is he talking about? What's wrong with you guys? 698 00:56:57,172 --> 00:57:00,903 Or you mock the children, or you speak incomprehensibly. 699 00:57:04,313 --> 00:57:07,111 How many children do you have? No! 700 00:57:07,249 --> 00:57:09,877 But I was a child myself! 701 00:57:10,352 --> 00:57:13,549 I'm sorry, but I get angry like adults only think about themselves... 702 00:57:13,722 --> 00:57:17,351 and change friends as if it were underwear. 703 00:57:17,526 --> 00:57:21,155 It's time for a song. I'll get the drinks. 704 00:57:21,363 --> 00:57:24,821 How can you take it, buddy? Therapy... 705 00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,935 People would be alone have to take children... 706 00:57:28,070 --> 00:57:32,769 if they want to love them and help them become good people. 707 00:57:32,941 --> 00:57:35,409 Not to realize a dream, to have a husband... 708 00:57:35,577 --> 00:57:40,412 tie up a woman in the kitchen, or just feeling needed. 709 00:57:40,582 --> 00:57:41,981 Indeed! 710 00:57:42,785 --> 00:57:46,721 Erik, Gunnar, or even Ake... 711 00:57:46,855 --> 00:57:50,347 Tell her how much I love my children. 712 00:57:50,492 --> 00:57:53,928 Wouldn't it be nice if someone defended me? 713 00:57:54,063 --> 00:57:58,932 I'm being attacked by someone who doesn't even have children of her own! 714 00:57:59,068 --> 00:58:03,471 I stand by my opinion! Is that so? Interesting. 715 00:58:03,639 --> 00:58:07,131 Don't let your breasts pop out. You don't have that problem. 716 00:58:07,609 --> 00:58:12,569 Help yourself. Right, why stay sober? 717 00:58:12,715 --> 00:58:17,049 Isn't it damn typical that Ake plays host? 718 00:58:20,055 --> 00:58:21,488 Cheers! 719 00:58:24,727 --> 00:58:26,194 At least he tries. 720 00:58:26,328 --> 00:58:30,594 Naturally. He's a nice guy, and we should all be grateful. 721 00:58:33,035 --> 00:58:35,060 Come on, guys. 722 00:58:35,237 --> 00:58:39,640 Now let's have fun and take care of each other. 723 00:58:39,808 --> 00:58:45,678 Let's celebrate Christmas and enjoy each other's company. 724 00:58:45,848 --> 00:58:48,612 Merry christmas. 725 00:58:49,918 --> 00:58:53,854 I won't make a long speech. 726 00:58:54,022 --> 00:58:58,516 I just wanted to say: Cheers, gangbangers! 727 00:59:01,530 --> 00:59:04,897 Gangbangers? Men who fucked the same girl. 728 00:59:05,901 --> 00:59:07,801 Isn't that so? 729 00:59:16,044 --> 00:59:19,138 What's happening? What? 730 00:59:19,548 --> 00:59:22,813 You're still angry because I didn't tell you? 731 00:59:22,951 --> 00:59:29,288 Did you think I was just over it? I hoped you would be happy. 732 00:59:29,458 --> 00:59:33,690 Honey, don't you think we have enough children? 733 00:59:33,962 --> 00:59:38,092 Our child will have the best daddy. Don't wipe with your sleeve, please. 734 00:59:38,267 --> 00:59:42,328 What do you want me to do? What happened happened. 735 00:59:42,504 --> 00:59:46,736 Don't you think I know that? I know Sara. I know. 736 00:59:46,909 --> 00:59:50,675 What do you mean? Just tell the truth. 737 00:59:50,813 --> 00:59:54,271 Admit that you have been unfaithful. What? 738 00:59:54,416 --> 00:59:58,182 No wonder someone has found its way. 739 00:59:58,353 --> 01:00:00,787 Ake has a map and compass. 740 01:00:00,956 --> 01:00:04,551 What are you insinuating? That you hide things. 741 01:00:04,726 --> 01:00:07,957 Like when Ake took your virginity. 742 01:00:08,130 --> 01:00:11,793 Or that you was in an ongoing relationship. 743 01:00:11,967 --> 01:00:14,959 I don't know who your first girl was. 744 01:00:15,137 --> 01:00:19,665 Lotta Person. I thought she was enjoying but she had to throw up. 745 01:00:19,808 --> 01:00:24,802 Don't change the damn subject. I didn't know it was that important. 746 01:00:24,980 --> 01:00:29,508 I have never been unfaithful. Never! Aren't you the smart one here? 747 01:00:29,651 --> 01:00:33,314 Who was it? Was it Ake? 748 01:00:33,455 --> 01:00:36,891 Why do you think that Ake and I...? 749 01:00:37,025 --> 01:00:40,791 Or was it Gunnar, Erik, or maybe Thomas? 750 01:00:42,431 --> 01:00:45,127 Are you accusing me of something? are you doing that? 751 01:00:46,602 --> 01:00:49,036 Why don't you answer my question? Why do you avoid that? 752 01:00:49,204 --> 01:00:54,039 Why do you think I was unfaithful? Because I... 753 01:00:54,843 --> 01:00:59,974 I can see it. You can see it? Wow! 754 01:01:00,148 --> 01:01:03,515 That's a good one. The psychologist has spoken! 755 01:01:03,652 --> 01:01:07,986 Can you prove that? I can feel it. 756 01:01:08,156 --> 01:01:12,991 Damn! I have always been faithful to you. 757 01:01:13,161 --> 01:01:18,189 Out! Out now! 758 01:01:18,367 --> 01:01:20,164 You ruined my Christmas Eve! 759 01:01:20,302 --> 01:01:22,463 But you made mine special. 760 01:01:22,638 --> 01:01:25,368 Get out of here! 761 01:01:26,875 --> 01:01:29,070 Calm down, who's next? 762 01:01:29,244 --> 01:01:33,840 I really like Christmas. Who needs the TV? 763 01:01:34,016 --> 01:01:37,247 Or Lars Noren, for that matter? Who is he? 764 01:01:41,657 --> 01:01:45,286 "You don't need the house not to leave," she said. 765 01:01:51,733 --> 01:01:57,535 Have you finished eating yet? Yes, it was delicious. 766 01:01:57,973 --> 01:02:02,103 What's wrong with Janne? He's taking a walk. 767 01:02:02,277 --> 01:02:08,409 To buy a newspaper. On Christmas Eve? 768 01:03:23,392 --> 01:03:25,986 Fig? Shut up... 769 01:03:37,205 --> 01:03:39,196 Oh, no! 770 01:03:40,942 --> 01:03:45,242 What is? How much is it? 771 01:03:45,414 --> 01:03:48,975 Where are you going? To the office. 772 01:03:49,117 --> 01:03:53,781 My wife threw me out. I need to get warm, I'm stone cold. 773 01:03:53,922 --> 01:03:57,653 Where is your office? Center. 774 01:03:57,826 --> 01:03:59,054 21 crowns. 775 01:04:03,465 --> 01:04:05,228 Here's five. 776 01:04:06,134 --> 01:04:10,503 It looks like that's all what I have at the moment. 777 01:04:10,772 --> 01:04:16,802 Can't you just... You are in Sweden now. 778 01:04:16,945 --> 01:04:20,005 What would it be like if everyone rode for free? 779 01:04:20,916 --> 01:04:22,907 Just get off the bus. 780 01:04:24,720 --> 01:04:27,712 It's Christmas Eve, damn it! 781 01:04:32,294 --> 01:04:35,491 That's nice, thank you. I'll take that. 782 01:04:39,801 --> 01:04:44,500 So, what are you going to do? I'm going to sweep the floor, of course. 783 01:04:45,607 --> 01:04:48,167 Do you have any idea? how much does a floor like this cost? 784 01:04:48,343 --> 01:04:50,402 What are you going to do? 785 01:04:53,682 --> 01:04:58,381 I know! I'm going to give birth at home. 786 01:04:58,553 --> 01:05:00,020 Correct! 787 01:05:00,655 --> 01:05:04,182 I mean, I was born here, so it becomes like a family tradition. 788 01:05:04,359 --> 01:05:07,260 Nonsense, you were born in the hospital. 789 01:05:07,429 --> 01:05:10,193 Then the whole family could be together. 790 01:05:10,699 --> 01:05:13,429 It would be a group effort. 791 01:05:16,571 --> 01:05:21,065 You know, sometimes... 792 01:05:21,710 --> 01:05:28,639 I love them so much that it hurts inside. 793 01:05:29,384 --> 01:05:32,683 Can you evoke that feeling? 794 01:05:32,854 --> 01:05:38,656 A little baby climbing into your bed and says, "Mom, I love you"? 795 01:05:38,827 --> 01:05:44,288 As opposed to a big, hairy man who climbs into your bed and says, "I love you"? 796 01:05:47,936 --> 01:05:52,703 It feels so good with Janne. 797 01:05:53,341 --> 01:05:57,710 Sara, you threw Janne out. 798 01:05:58,947 --> 01:06:05,182 It doesn't have to be Erik, it could be one of you too. 799 01:06:05,554 --> 01:06:09,490 You're all her exes. Except Thomas, of course. 800 01:06:09,658 --> 01:06:15,187 I already said I was innocent. What is that? 801 01:06:15,964 --> 01:06:20,128 What is Thomas innocent of? The budget deficit. 802 01:06:20,302 --> 01:06:24,602 The destruction of the rainforests and Michael Jackson's nose. 803 01:06:33,548 --> 01:06:37,348 Do you love me? Say it... I love you! 804 01:06:43,358 --> 01:06:45,019 Say you love me! 805 01:06:51,766 --> 01:06:54,360 Dad. Mom. 806 01:06:56,204 --> 01:07:00,470 Hello. Are you not in bed? 807 01:07:00,609 --> 01:07:03,908 Go play somewhere else. I'm not tired. 808 01:07:04,079 --> 01:07:08,607 Why don't you go upstairs? I haven't even yawned yet. 809 01:07:08,750 --> 01:07:11,082 Go upstairs and we'll tuck you in. 810 01:07:11,219 --> 01:07:14,382 No, we're going to play house. 811 01:07:14,990 --> 01:07:16,924 Hey, I have a great idea. 812 01:07:17,292 --> 01:07:21,558 Let's play upstairs. Wouldn't that be nice? 813 01:07:30,438 --> 01:07:32,963 Sara? No. 814 01:07:48,957 --> 01:07:54,725 What the hell are you doing here? Sara... 815 01:07:54,963 --> 01:07:59,662 I need to... see Sara. 816 01:07:59,834 --> 01:08:02,029 Come back next year. 817 01:08:03,405 --> 01:08:05,134 Liselotte said something... 818 01:08:05,273 --> 01:08:10,575 He would be the best father in the world. 819 01:08:10,779 --> 01:08:14,237 He's already a great stepdad. 820 01:08:14,416 --> 01:08:18,876 Well, it's her game... Could this be because of Ake? 821 01:08:20,021 --> 01:08:23,980 That he was here tonight. I thought the opening was... 822 01:08:24,125 --> 01:08:29,495 She didn't want to hurt Janne. No, I know. 823 01:08:29,664 --> 01:08:32,428 It's important to Liselotte. You see... 824 01:08:35,437 --> 01:08:41,173 He doesn't have the slightest reason... 825 01:08:45,246 --> 01:08:50,240 Everything I touch becomes a disaster! 826 01:08:50,719 --> 01:08:53,483 Don't cry. 827 01:08:56,358 --> 01:09:00,522 No one else could have a Christmas if these have been set up. 828 01:09:00,695 --> 01:09:05,997 You are strong and capable. 829 01:09:06,134 --> 01:09:08,534 And you are a great mother. 830 01:09:12,273 --> 01:09:14,298 Thank you. 831 01:09:24,753 --> 01:09:28,120 That's damn right! 832 01:09:28,390 --> 01:09:35,853 Erik! Christ... 833 01:09:37,165 --> 01:09:42,865 Erik... 834 01:09:43,171 --> 01:09:45,935 Erik! Oh, no. 835 01:09:46,107 --> 01:09:50,271 Please don't touch me! What's happening? 836 01:09:50,412 --> 01:09:51,276 Erik. 837 01:09:51,413 --> 01:09:54,473 What is this about Erik? I thought you were mad at Ake? 838 01:09:54,616 --> 01:10:01,283 That he took over everything and played host. Played host, you say? 839 01:10:01,423 --> 01:10:04,324 And what do you call what Erik did for you? 840 01:10:04,492 --> 01:10:10,089 What about Erik? What's bothering you? 841 01:10:10,231 --> 01:10:13,257 Mom will be with you shortly. 842 01:10:17,739 --> 01:10:19,900 Have you found your newspaper? Shut up! 843 01:10:20,041 --> 01:10:22,942 Listen to me! Who are you? 844 01:10:23,111 --> 01:10:29,914 What gives you the right to me to dump and walk away? 845 01:10:30,051 --> 01:10:31,985 You've got it all wrong. 846 01:10:32,153 --> 01:10:33,313 If Sara leaves Janne alone, 847 01:10:33,455 --> 01:10:35,753 he will be happy. That's psychology! 848 01:10:35,924 --> 01:10:39,291 This sucks! Janne! 849 01:10:42,964 --> 01:10:44,329 He's a little upset... 850 01:10:46,601 --> 01:10:50,935 It's educational to see a pro act in a crisis situation. 851 01:10:51,072 --> 01:10:56,009 Mom is pregnant again. We don't need any more children. 852 01:10:56,177 --> 01:11:00,307 Janne will leave. That's what men do when they have babies. 853 01:11:01,182 --> 01:11:02,649 There you are! 854 01:11:02,817 --> 01:11:05,718 Rickard says that Janne is leaving. 855 01:11:05,854 --> 01:11:09,517 No, he's just a little angry. 856 01:11:09,657 --> 01:11:14,651 Is he moving? Are you happy with your presents? 857 01:11:14,829 --> 01:11:17,195 Wasn't the computer a great gift? 858 01:11:17,365 --> 01:11:19,458 He packed his suitcase. 859 01:11:20,001 --> 01:11:23,232 All mothers and fathers sometimes have arguments. 860 01:11:23,404 --> 01:11:25,804 It doesn't mean we don't love each other. 861 01:11:25,974 --> 01:11:29,967 Or that we get divorced. You divorced my father. 862 01:11:30,111 --> 01:11:32,477 And mine. And mine. 863 01:11:35,884 --> 01:11:38,375 Well... 864 01:11:55,336 --> 01:11:57,361 Janne, what are you doing? 865 01:11:58,106 --> 01:12:00,097 Keep going! 866 01:12:00,875 --> 01:12:04,208 Stop it! Calm down, Janne! 867 01:12:04,345 --> 01:12:07,280 That's Erik's car. I know! 868 01:12:07,615 --> 01:12:10,209 Where are you going? Get away from here! 869 01:12:10,351 --> 01:12:11,351 Why? Well, what do you think? 870 01:12:11,419 --> 01:12:17,847 I've had enough. Enough of what? 871 01:12:18,026 --> 01:12:24,124 Dad? Figs? Drink? It's from Erik. From Erik! 872 01:12:24,499 --> 01:12:29,334 What's Erik's? The baby Sara is carrying, damn it! 873 01:12:29,604 --> 01:12:34,473 Shit... How do you know that? Does that matter? 874 01:12:34,609 --> 01:12:37,635 If it's not his, then it must belong to someone else. 875 01:12:38,413 --> 01:12:42,941 I don't understand. Didn't you and Sara have sex? 876 01:12:43,017 --> 01:12:47,241 I'll tell you why I don't have a child with Sara. The real reason. 877 01:12:47,522 --> 01:12:52,084 I can't stand her going to bed has gone with every man in town... 878 01:12:52,127 --> 01:12:53,687 and has children with half of them. 879 01:12:53,711 --> 01:12:56,195 I see her with Gunnar, Erik... 880 01:12:56,364 --> 01:12:59,162 and Ake, and I can't handle it. 881 01:13:01,636 --> 01:13:04,730 That's great for a psychologist, right? 882 01:13:05,373 --> 01:13:11,608 You are also a man. You're normal. Almost normal... 883 01:13:11,813 --> 01:13:16,477 You shouldn't make fun of Marika because she is homosexual. 884 01:13:16,618 --> 01:13:21,487 She can't help it. I'm not homosexual. 885 01:13:21,623 --> 01:13:26,151 And when you left Thomas, I had him! 886 01:13:29,430 --> 01:13:34,891 Is that brain of yours not working? Marika was not married to Thomas. 887 01:13:35,036 --> 01:13:38,028 He and Micka have one 19 year old daughter. 888 01:13:38,239 --> 01:13:44,542 How can Marika have a 19 year old? 889 01:13:44,679 --> 01:13:46,840 I mean, she's no older than 25 herself. 890 01:13:47,015 --> 01:13:52,146 I give up. What do you actually do? 891 01:13:52,287 --> 01:13:57,418 I mean, I understand what men do, but how do you do it? 892 01:13:57,592 --> 01:14:01,255 What to do? Laying railway tracks? 893 01:14:01,429 --> 01:14:03,954 Brush their teeth? Sack racing? 894 01:14:06,100 --> 01:14:10,799 Do you never miss a penis? Crazy! 895 01:14:11,673 --> 01:14:14,938 I don't want to introduce myself what two men do in bed. 896 01:14:15,109 --> 01:14:20,809 It's disgusting. It's just not natural. 897 01:14:20,948 --> 01:14:23,883 There's a little misunderstanding here. 898 01:14:24,185 --> 01:14:28,417 I understand what you mean. Really and truly. 899 01:14:28,556 --> 01:14:33,220 I'm not biased against homosexuals. 900 01:14:34,395 --> 01:14:36,761 Is a hug allowed? 901 01:14:43,838 --> 01:14:46,500 It's macho bullshit not to accept... 902 01:14:46,641 --> 01:14:49,235 that a woman has a life has had for you. 903 01:14:49,844 --> 01:14:51,311 Three lives. 904 01:14:52,080 --> 01:14:55,174 Let's go inside. There are many delicious things in the kitchen. 905 01:14:55,350 --> 01:14:58,251 You should know, you're the one who lives here... 906 01:15:00,021 --> 01:15:03,184 I've had enough of this. Janne! 907 01:15:04,992 --> 01:15:09,554 You're drunk! Well, isn't that a stroke of luck? 908 01:15:12,867 --> 01:15:15,062 Does Sara Hamrell live here? 909 01:15:15,370 --> 01:15:17,133 Yes, there. Number 34. 910 01:15:17,271 --> 01:15:20,866 What do you need her for? A discussion about adultery. 911 01:15:21,075 --> 01:15:23,600 What's going on? God will know. 912 01:15:26,481 --> 01:15:31,475 Janne thinks it's yours. I myself vote for Ake. 913 01:15:31,652 --> 01:15:36,854 Ake? Did you do it? You're crazy. 914 01:15:38,126 --> 01:15:40,855 You two are compatible and maybe the third time is a charm. 915 01:15:40,895 --> 01:15:43,796 Ake and Sara a good couple? 916 01:15:43,931 --> 01:15:46,798 Sure, you're too smart for him. 917 01:15:46,934 --> 01:15:50,426 Hell, you could be right. 918 01:15:50,805 --> 01:15:55,970 Did you get Sara pregnant? Oh, no. Not this time. 919 01:15:56,110 --> 01:15:57,873 Damn! 920 01:16:00,214 --> 01:16:04,617 You have to believe me. I shouldn't do that at all. 921 01:16:05,119 --> 01:16:09,249 You're a bad liar. That's not true. 922 01:16:09,424 --> 01:16:11,517 I'm no worse at lying than other people. 923 01:16:11,893 --> 01:16:16,523 Your ears turn red when you lie, stupid ox! 924 01:16:18,699 --> 01:16:21,395 I love you, I would never do anything... 925 01:16:22,170 --> 01:16:25,469 Are you satisfied now? I am Carina Bolander. 926 01:16:25,640 --> 01:16:30,509 My husband Kenneth left me tonight, on Christmas Eve. 927 01:16:30,678 --> 01:16:35,138 Are you ready to deal with this mess to deal with? 928 01:16:39,587 --> 01:16:42,818 I knew it! I just know! You went to fuck... 929 01:16:42,957 --> 01:16:47,860 You cheated on me! Don't lie! She's here! 930 01:16:47,995 --> 01:16:52,955 So you're having an affair with my husband? 931 01:16:53,768 --> 01:16:58,034 Pauline, it's not what you think. No, because it's Sara. 932 01:16:58,306 --> 01:17:00,831 Who is Kenneth? Who are you? 933 01:17:00,975 --> 01:17:03,466 You're not sleeping with Carina? 934 01:17:03,611 --> 01:17:06,774 No, Erik is sleeping with Kenneth! 935 01:17:06,948 --> 01:17:09,280 That's why he's leaving me. 936 01:17:09,450 --> 01:17:11,509 Damn! 937 01:17:13,154 --> 01:17:16,555 Kenneth leaves me for Erik. 938 01:17:16,724 --> 01:17:21,093 He had to get out of some damn closet come, or whatever it was he said. 939 01:17:21,362 --> 01:17:23,489 On Christmas Eve... 940 01:17:23,631 --> 01:17:27,260 They were fags all along. They lied! 941 01:17:27,401 --> 01:17:30,097 On Christmas Eve, you hear me! 942 01:17:32,206 --> 01:17:35,607 Christmas Eve... 943 01:17:36,911 --> 01:17:44,909 I'm...gay. Homosexual. 944 01:17:50,958 --> 01:17:52,357 When did you discover that? 945 01:17:52,860 --> 01:17:55,488 When I saw you in the sauna. 946 01:17:57,999 --> 01:18:02,095 I need a drink. What's wrong with this one? 947 01:18:03,771 --> 01:18:05,500 It's gone. 948 01:18:05,973 --> 01:18:09,272 So that's why you weren't interested. 949 01:18:09,877 --> 01:18:12,243 You've been lying all these years? 950 01:18:12,413 --> 01:18:16,247 I never lied to you or Pauline. 951 01:18:16,417 --> 01:18:20,046 But maybe I lied to myself. 952 01:18:23,291 --> 01:18:26,158 Hello, I'll come by soon. Kiss. 953 01:18:27,295 --> 01:18:31,755 Can the one who is not to blame throw the first stone. 954 01:18:31,966 --> 01:18:33,304 Poor Pauline... 955 01:18:33,330 --> 01:18:38,055 I'm sure they're good will take care of her. 956 01:18:47,949 --> 01:18:52,079 Just one minute, young lady! This isn't good for me. 957 01:18:52,253 --> 01:18:54,653 Nonsense, we're doing this for your own good. 958 01:18:54,789 --> 01:18:56,450 For the sake of our children. 959 01:18:56,591 --> 01:19:03,759 How many of your classmates live there with their biological parents? 960 01:19:03,931 --> 01:19:07,423 You have Lisa... This is a modern family, you know. 961 01:19:07,568 --> 01:19:13,666 I think we did a good job. Correct! 962 01:19:14,108 --> 01:19:17,441 Not many families can handle it... 963 01:19:17,578 --> 01:19:22,880 to celebrate Christmas with exes, stepchildren and all. 964 01:19:23,017 --> 01:19:26,976 Yes, and Janne had herself sterilized. That's not what it's about! 965 01:19:27,154 --> 01:19:30,590 You are quite straight forward for your age. 966 01:19:30,758 --> 01:19:33,192 Yeah, I don't buy friends. 967 01:19:33,361 --> 01:19:36,888 I don't look in women's dresses and I don't sleep with my therapist. 968 01:19:37,999 --> 01:19:41,867 Did you and Ahmed...? Naturally! 969 01:19:42,036 --> 01:19:47,133 Teenagers have a lot of sex. We try all positions. 970 01:19:47,274 --> 01:19:48,673 You're not pregnant? 971 01:19:48,843 --> 01:19:51,471 Being here teaches me something: 972 01:19:51,646 --> 01:19:54,979 For the rest of my life use double condoms! 973 01:19:55,116 --> 01:19:59,746 What's so wrong with us? Thomas can't keep quiet. 974 01:19:59,887 --> 01:20:03,084 Anne is drunk, Ake is horny, Sarah is pregnant 975 01:20:03,257 --> 01:20:08,092 Janne demolishes cars, Erik is gay and Pauline is crying. 976 01:20:08,262 --> 01:20:09,559 Do I really need to go further? 977 01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:14,664 Now you know I'm not with Erik have gone to bed. 978 01:20:14,835 --> 01:20:19,863 Then it must be Ake. Stop it! Let's all stop. 979 01:20:20,041 --> 01:20:23,238 Can't we have fun together? and make it a nice Christmas? 980 01:20:23,411 --> 01:20:27,438 I ask again: Have you deceived me? No! 981 01:20:27,615 --> 01:20:31,381 Which of us was the best? Well, my fellow gangbangers... 982 01:20:31,519 --> 01:20:36,218 Sara is pregnant and I want to know from whom. 983 01:20:36,924 --> 01:20:39,654 I haven't slept with anyone except with you! 984 01:20:39,827 --> 01:20:42,990 Why don't you believe me? Janne... 985 01:20:45,332 --> 01:20:48,597 Don't you have something to tell us? 986 01:20:50,738 --> 01:20:55,607 Sara is pregnant without cheating on me. 987 01:20:55,910 --> 01:20:58,538 And I had myself sterilized. 988 01:21:03,451 --> 01:21:07,615 No, you're kidding! 989 01:21:07,955 --> 01:21:12,483 This must be a joke. You had yourself sterilized... 990 01:21:13,594 --> 01:21:19,726 and I wouldn't know that? That doesn't work for me. 991 01:21:19,900 --> 01:21:22,926 This is just a sick way... 992 01:21:23,104 --> 01:21:26,164 to find out if I have been unfaithful. 993 01:21:26,340 --> 01:21:31,835 Tell me it's not true! It's my life and my decision. 994 01:21:33,814 --> 01:21:37,306 You can't do such things! I've done things like that. 995 01:21:37,918 --> 01:21:43,254 You can't...? Is that what you mean? 996 01:21:43,390 --> 01:21:48,384 You can't be a father? You shouldn't know. 997 01:21:48,562 --> 01:21:53,090 You are incredible! You're fucking incredible! 998 01:21:53,234 --> 01:21:59,332 I just had to worry every month why didn't I get pregnant? 999 01:21:59,507 --> 01:22:02,533 You can't do things like that! It was my decision. 1000 01:22:03,110 --> 01:22:07,513 You've decided that I... What were you thinking? 1001 01:22:07,648 --> 01:22:12,210 Did it ever cross your mind that I really wanted a baby? 1002 01:22:12,386 --> 01:22:15,753 That's exactly my point, honey. 1003 01:22:15,923 --> 01:22:21,759 So you made the decision: No more children for me. 1004 01:22:21,929 --> 01:22:25,831 Who do you think you are? God? It seems like it. 1005 01:22:28,269 --> 01:22:32,797 Is there nothing sacred to you? I just don't get it... 1006 01:22:32,973 --> 01:22:35,999 How could you? Well, how could you? 1007 01:22:38,679 --> 01:22:42,206 You're all crazy! 1008 01:22:44,752 --> 01:22:50,384 That's it, I'm out of here. No, you're not leaving! 1009 01:22:52,960 --> 01:22:55,087 Mother! 1010 01:22:58,866 --> 01:23:03,200 Our Christmas, our family, everything is a mess. 1011 01:23:03,337 --> 01:23:08,869 My sweet, beautiful, little girl... 1012 01:23:11,045 --> 01:23:16,142 Tell me what happened. It's Janne. 1013 01:23:16,450 --> 01:23:18,941 Janne had herself sterilized. 1014 01:23:19,386 --> 01:23:23,220 He ruined my life. But the baby... 1015 01:23:23,357 --> 01:23:27,293 But you are pregnant. Who is the father? 1016 01:23:34,134 --> 01:23:37,763 I want you all to swear that you're not! 1017 01:23:37,938 --> 01:23:42,136 Put a sock in it. Shut up! 1018 01:23:42,309 --> 01:23:45,904 Raise your hands and repeat after me. Raise your hands, damn it! 1019 01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:50,141 And get up? We already told you we wouldn't... 1020 01:23:50,317 --> 01:23:55,311 Raise your hands and repeat after me. 1021 01:24:02,396 --> 01:24:03,863 Not you! 1022 01:24:06,934 --> 01:24:09,732 We solemnly swear... 1023 01:24:11,238 --> 01:24:14,469 We solemnly swear... 1024 01:24:14,608 --> 01:24:18,510 That we didn't fuck Sara Hamrell... 1025 01:24:19,380 --> 01:24:22,941 That... But we do have that. I mean recently! 1026 01:24:23,117 --> 01:24:26,177 Recently, I mean. I'm not participating in this. 1027 01:24:26,353 --> 01:24:28,150 Get up! 1028 01:24:30,190 --> 01:24:36,959 We solemnly swear... 1029 01:24:37,131 --> 01:24:40,794 that we didn't fuck Sara Hamrell. 1030 01:24:40,968 --> 01:24:47,032 that we didn't fuck Sara. Recently. 1031 01:24:47,641 --> 01:24:52,943 Who the hell could it be? Sara... 1032 01:24:53,948 --> 01:24:59,011 Sara... 1033 01:24:59,153 --> 01:25:03,453 What do you want Sara for? Wouldn't you like to know? 1034 01:25:03,624 --> 01:25:08,084 What do you want Sara for? I'm not telling you that. 1035 01:25:08,262 --> 01:25:15,430 Sara. What the hell? 1036 01:25:16,236 --> 01:25:19,262 So you're the asshole! 1037 01:25:19,940 --> 01:25:22,841 Die, you fucking Santa Claus! 1038 01:25:36,991 --> 01:25:39,152 Sara. 1039 01:25:46,667 --> 01:25:50,034 That bastard! 1040 01:26:12,359 --> 01:26:18,597 Let go, I'm going to kill him! Stop it! 1041 01:26:22,403 --> 01:26:27,500 You even fucked Santa Claus! Stop it! 1042 01:26:27,708 --> 01:26:31,872 I had artificial insemination! 1043 01:26:46,960 --> 01:26:49,656 I was inseminated when I was in London. 1044 01:26:51,765 --> 01:26:53,630 Time passed... 1045 01:26:55,102 --> 01:26:59,596 We tried. We tried for two years. 1046 01:26:59,873 --> 01:27:05,243 I was afraid you wouldn't... That you couldn't be a father. 1047 01:27:08,015 --> 01:27:10,575 We have been so happy. 1048 01:27:11,018 --> 01:27:14,545 The kids love you as much as I do. 1049 01:27:15,889 --> 01:27:19,882 Sara... I wanted to help nature a little. 1050 01:27:22,329 --> 01:27:25,093 I thought you would be happy. 1051 01:27:25,799 --> 01:27:32,432 It doesn't matter who is the father of the child, 1052 01:27:33,240 --> 01:27:36,505 because this baby is a gift of love to you. 1053 01:27:38,011 --> 01:27:40,809 I did it for your own good. 1054 01:27:42,416 --> 01:27:44,179 For you. 1055 01:27:44,751 --> 01:27:49,051 I thought you'd never find out. 1056 01:27:57,731 --> 01:28:00,825 ONE YEAR LATER 1057 01:28:42,576 --> 01:28:46,171 I don't give milk so I can drink. 1058 01:29:10,704 --> 01:29:14,401 Hi there, Gus! Is he awake? 1059 01:29:16,743 --> 01:29:18,335 Come here, honey. 1060 01:29:18,512 --> 01:29:20,207 Did you sleep well? 1061 01:29:23,183 --> 01:29:26,209 Hi! Anything else happened? 1062 01:29:28,388 --> 01:29:31,721 This is Ahmad. Hi Ahmed. Merry christmas. 1063 01:29:51,044 --> 01:29:56,004 Well, my dearest relatives... 1064 01:29:56,149 --> 01:29:59,243 Once again we are together... 1065 01:29:59,419 --> 01:30:03,253 and that makes me very happy. 1066 01:30:04,658 --> 01:30:09,857 Janne, my dearest, is here with our little boy. 1067 01:30:12,366 --> 01:30:19,329 Janne, I have something that I want to tell you... 1068 01:30:19,506 --> 01:30:22,839 No, no, no! 1069 01:30:23,644 --> 01:30:27,011 Now wait a minute! 1070 01:30:27,381 --> 01:30:29,474 Listen to me. Please, listen! 1071 01:30:30,183 --> 01:30:33,516 Come on! 1072 01:30:36,089 --> 01:30:42,085 Would you mind leaving me alone for a moment? 1073 01:30:42,996 --> 01:30:44,964 Listen!