1 00:00:25,944 --> 00:00:28,280 Previously on Star Trek Strange New Worlds... 2 00:00:28,405 --> 00:00:31,867 Uhura, you have a textbook case of overwork and exhaustion. 3 00:00:31,950 --> 00:00:33,178 You haven't been sleeping. 4 00:00:33,202 --> 00:00:35,370 It's been a busy... 5 00:00:35,454 --> 00:00:36,496 year. 6 00:00:36,622 --> 00:00:38,040 You protected the timeline. 7 00:00:38,123 --> 00:00:40,667 This is a fork in the road. Your future 8 00:00:40,751 --> 00:00:42,377 and mine diverging. 9 00:00:42,461 --> 00:00:45,047 Starfleet has regulations for situations like this. 10 00:00:47,591 --> 00:00:48,842 Your pirates? 11 00:00:48,926 --> 00:00:50,177 It's an Orion specialty. 12 00:00:50,677 --> 00:00:52,221 Spock is my friend. 13 00:00:52,304 --> 00:00:53,305 I have to tell you... 14 00:00:53,388 --> 00:00:54,699 It's complicated. 15 00:00:54,723 --> 00:00:56,892 Then make it simple. 16 00:00:57,017 --> 00:00:59,728 I wish we had more connection. 17 00:01:03,523 --> 00:01:06,860 Ensign's Log, Stardate 58460.1. 18 00:01:06,944 --> 00:01:10,030 The Cerritos has just entered the orbit of Krulmuth-B. 19 00:01:10,322 --> 00:01:11,740 Home of the Krulmuth-B portal, 20 00:01:11,823 --> 00:01:13,659 one of my all-time favorite portals. 21 00:01:13,742 --> 00:01:15,827 We're taking routine portal readings and making sure 22 00:01:15,911 --> 00:01:17,871 the portal area is free of any portal problems. 23 00:01:17,955 --> 00:01:20,749 Stop. How are you so excited for some random portal 24 00:01:20,832 --> 00:01:21,917 nobody's ever heard of? 25 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,418 History buffs have. 26 00:01:23,502 --> 00:01:24,878 It was discovered by Captain Pike 27 00:01:24,962 --> 00:01:26,147 and the original crew of the Enterprise. 28 00:01:26,171 --> 00:01:27,273 I mean, the second Enterprise, 29 00:01:27,297 --> 00:01:28,617 - but technically... - Yeah. Okay, 30 00:01:28,674 --> 00:01:29,901 it's gonna be like every other portal. 31 00:01:29,925 --> 00:01:32,028 - And we're just running scans. - Because it might do something. 32 00:01:32,052 --> 00:01:35,013 Which it hasn't. In 120 years. 33 00:01:35,097 --> 00:01:36,181 Yeah, it's due. 34 00:01:36,265 --> 00:01:37,909 Can you imagine what it must have been like 35 00:01:37,933 --> 00:01:40,435 to be with those old scientists? I mean, this is as close 36 00:01:40,519 --> 00:01:42,271 as we'll get to Spock or Numero Una. 37 00:01:42,354 --> 00:01:44,074 Don't call her that. No one called her that. 38 00:01:44,147 --> 00:01:47,317 Come on, we're gonna be standing in the same spot as Uhura. 39 00:01:47,401 --> 00:01:48,628 That doesn't get you a little excited? 40 00:01:48,652 --> 00:01:50,654 Yeah, Uhura was cool as hell. Probably because 41 00:01:50,737 --> 00:01:53,282 she had a life outside of work. You should try it. 42 00:01:53,365 --> 00:01:56,868 Okey dokey, who's pumped to scan some teleron radiation? 43 00:01:56,952 --> 00:01:58,662 Ugh, you're excited about this, too? 44 00:01:58,745 --> 00:02:00,622 Guys, a broken portal is just a tunnel. 45 00:02:00,706 --> 00:02:02,499 I love scanning new things for my collection. 46 00:02:02,582 --> 00:02:04,751 Radiation's a super useful form of energy. 47 00:02:04,876 --> 00:02:06,420 Ha-ha! Science! 48 00:02:06,545 --> 00:02:09,214 Oh, the bar to excite you guys could not be lower. 49 00:02:09,298 --> 00:02:10,692 - Pretty great, huh? - All right, let's just 50 00:02:10,716 --> 00:02:12,443 get going. I can... I'll brief you on the way. 51 00:02:12,467 --> 00:02:13,802 Wait, you're in charge? 52 00:02:13,885 --> 00:02:15,679 Yep. Job of a lifetime. 53 00:02:15,762 --> 00:02:17,031 But you think portals are boring. 54 00:02:17,055 --> 00:02:19,033 - Why would they choose you? - Probably 'cause Ransom knew it would 55 00:02:19,057 --> 00:02:20,892 bum me out. Come on, sooner we leave, 56 00:02:20,976 --> 00:02:22,896 sooner you get in your all-important portal time. 57 00:02:22,936 --> 00:02:25,105 Do you think there'll be tachyons? 58 00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:27,274 I can't wait to measure some freaking tachyons! 59 00:02:36,241 --> 00:02:39,286 Okay, the ancient inactive thingy is right over there. 60 00:02:39,369 --> 00:02:41,496 Let's go make sure it's still not doing anything. 61 00:02:42,497 --> 00:02:45,417 Hey, did you know that this portal was actually discovered by Orions? 62 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:48,211 Oh-ho-ho, Tendi, Tendi, Tendi, Tendi. 63 00:02:48,462 --> 00:02:50,172 The Enterprise actually found it. 64 00:02:50,255 --> 00:02:52,841 Oh, ah, no, an Orion science vessel did. 65 00:02:52,924 --> 00:02:54,259 My great-grandmother was on it. 66 00:02:54,343 --> 00:02:57,679 But, I mean, were any Orions even doing science stuff back then? 67 00:02:57,763 --> 00:02:59,348 They weren't all pirates, you know. 68 00:02:59,431 --> 00:03:00,849 Somebody had to make the starships. 69 00:03:00,932 --> 00:03:02,952 Oh, sorry, sorry, I didn't meant to suggest that... 70 00:03:02,976 --> 00:03:04,644 Look, all I'm saying is 71 00:03:04,728 --> 00:03:07,689 wouldn't that be a historically-appropriate career 72 00:03:07,773 --> 00:03:08,916 for an Orion to have back then? 73 00:03:08,940 --> 00:03:10,817 Some Orions might surprise you. 74 00:03:11,777 --> 00:03:13,657 All right, Boims, I know what Starfleet tells us 75 00:03:13,695 --> 00:03:15,173 and I know you know everything about everything, 76 00:03:15,197 --> 00:03:16,883 but let's maybe listen to Tendi on this one. 77 00:03:16,907 --> 00:03:18,533 Hey, guys. You're not gonna believe this, 78 00:03:18,617 --> 00:03:20,327 but I'm picking up traces of horonium. 79 00:03:20,452 --> 00:03:22,704 Horonium hasn't been recorded for centuries! 80 00:03:22,788 --> 00:03:24,974 Oh, I can't wait to show the guys back in Engineering this scan. 81 00:03:24,998 --> 00:03:25,999 Billups is gonna flip! 82 00:03:26,083 --> 00:03:29,378 You know, Starfleet used horonium in the original NX class. 83 00:03:29,461 --> 00:03:31,046 It's lightweight, it's durable 84 00:03:31,129 --> 00:03:32,523 and it's just the right shade of gray. 85 00:03:32,547 --> 00:03:34,674 Yes, yes. We were all there for that fun time 86 00:03:34,758 --> 00:03:35,998 at the Starship History Museum. 87 00:03:36,176 --> 00:03:37,886 Ah, I bet Spock stood right here. 88 00:03:37,969 --> 00:03:39,739 "Mr. Boimler, hand me that scanner." 89 00:03:39,763 --> 00:03:42,200 - That's great! - Is that your Spock? 90 00:03:42,224 --> 00:03:43,618 Yeah, I've been working on it. 91 00:03:43,642 --> 00:03:45,352 Old scientists. Old starships. 92 00:03:45,435 --> 00:03:46,746 You know we're here, like, right now. 93 00:03:46,770 --> 00:03:48,146 Maybe live in the moment? 94 00:03:48,563 --> 00:03:49,815 I know, but... 95 00:03:49,898 --> 00:03:51,698 sometimes I wish I could have lived back then. 96 00:03:51,733 --> 00:03:53,127 Yeah, no, thanks. I mean, right now 97 00:03:53,151 --> 00:03:54,504 when I disappoint people, it's no big deal. 98 00:03:54,528 --> 00:03:56,130 But back in the past, I'd be disappointing Uhura. 99 00:03:56,154 --> 00:03:57,697 Disappointing Uhura would be cool! 100 00:03:57,781 --> 00:03:59,061 I wish I could disappoint Uhura. 101 00:03:59,116 --> 00:04:00,301 No, it wouldn't. What are you talking about? 102 00:04:00,325 --> 00:04:01,552 Oh, I got to get a picture of this. 103 00:04:01,576 --> 00:04:03,412 Hey Boimler, this way. Give me a Spock pose. 104 00:04:03,495 --> 00:04:04,830 Yeah, yeah. Okay. 105 00:04:04,913 --> 00:04:05,914 Live long and prosper. 106 00:04:08,083 --> 00:04:09,584 Uh, guys? 107 00:04:09,668 --> 00:04:11,420 The ancient thing is doing a thing. 108 00:04:12,671 --> 00:04:15,841 Help! The portal's trying to portal me! 109 00:04:15,924 --> 00:04:17,300 Stop lurching towards it! 110 00:04:17,384 --> 00:04:19,177 Boimler! 111 00:04:20,137 --> 00:04:21,138 Remember me! 112 00:04:23,682 --> 00:04:24,683 Boimler? 113 00:04:32,357 --> 00:04:33,358 What... 114 00:04:37,404 --> 00:04:38,530 You guys look... 115 00:04:41,199 --> 00:04:42,409 very realistic. 116 00:04:43,368 --> 00:04:44,369 What... 117 00:04:50,542 --> 00:04:51,710 Number One to Enterprise. 118 00:04:52,377 --> 00:04:55,172 We might have a problem. 119 00:05:00,552 --> 00:05:01,553 Space. 120 00:05:03,305 --> 00:05:04,681 The final frontier. 121 00:05:07,851 --> 00:05:10,353 These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. 122 00:05:12,606 --> 00:05:14,316 Its five-year mission, 123 00:05:15,484 --> 00:05:17,360 to explore strange new worlds... 124 00:05:20,155 --> 00:05:21,573 to seek out new life 125 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:24,784 and new civilizations, 126 00:05:26,745 --> 00:05:30,248 to boldly go where no one has gone before. 127 00:06:51,621 --> 00:06:54,291 Captain's Log, Stardate 2291.6. 128 00:06:54,916 --> 00:06:56,876 En route to deliver a crucial shipment of grain 129 00:06:57,002 --> 00:06:58,545 to a colony on Setlik Il, 130 00:06:58,670 --> 00:07:00,547 we encountered something more pressing, 131 00:07:00,964 --> 00:07:02,299 a time traveler. 132 00:07:03,466 --> 00:07:05,552 Mr. Spock ran an analysis of his delta. 133 00:07:05,635 --> 00:07:07,363 It's not just a badge. It's also a communicator. 134 00:07:07,387 --> 00:07:08,489 You just press right here. 135 00:07:08,513 --> 00:07:10,390 But flipping it open's the best part. 136 00:07:10,473 --> 00:07:11,850 I like ours better, too. 137 00:07:15,854 --> 00:07:17,063 Hi. I'm Captain... 138 00:07:17,147 --> 00:07:19,107 - Captain Christopher Pike. - That's me. 139 00:07:19,190 --> 00:07:20,609 Uh, Computer, end program? 140 00:07:24,571 --> 00:07:26,406 Never mind. Sorry. 141 00:07:28,199 --> 00:07:29,200 The portal. 142 00:07:30,035 --> 00:07:31,202 Oh, my God, so, the... 143 00:07:32,245 --> 00:07:33,872 That means I'm... I'm... Hello. 144 00:07:33,955 --> 00:07:35,498 That means I'm really on the, uh... 145 00:07:35,582 --> 00:07:37,667 - the... - The U.S.S. Enterprise, yes. 146 00:07:37,751 --> 00:07:40,879 Um, and... Okay, so... 147 00:07:41,212 --> 00:07:42,339 What's the Stardate, then? 148 00:07:42,422 --> 00:07:44,049 2291.6. 149 00:07:44,966 --> 00:07:47,636 Ah. Yes. Five digits. 150 00:07:48,345 --> 00:07:50,180 Totally normal date to be living in. 151 00:07:50,263 --> 00:07:51,782 We already know you're from the future, 152 00:07:51,806 --> 00:07:53,683 so no need to do what... whatever it was 153 00:07:53,767 --> 00:07:55,077 - you were trying to do. - Okay, thank God. 154 00:07:55,101 --> 00:07:56,621 Because I'm seriously freaking out right now. 155 00:07:56,645 --> 00:07:58,313 I mean, I can't believe that I'm here. 156 00:07:58,396 --> 00:08:00,556 Exactly how far in the future do you hail from, Ensign? 157 00:08:00,607 --> 00:08:02,942 Maybe 120 years, give or take? 158 00:08:03,401 --> 00:08:05,153 Well, you don't look a day over 100. 159 00:08:07,614 --> 00:08:09,741 Wha... Funny captain? What's happening? 160 00:08:09,824 --> 00:08:11,201 You should hold on to this. 161 00:08:11,284 --> 00:08:13,220 Don't want you accidentally affecting the timeline before we get... 162 00:08:13,244 --> 00:08:15,038 ...the chance to send you... 163 00:08:15,121 --> 00:08:16,223 home. 164 00:08:16,247 --> 00:08:18,917 This is my Number One, Lieutenant Commander Una Chin-Riley. 165 00:08:19,042 --> 00:08:20,794 - Nice to meet you. - Mmm-hmm. 166 00:08:20,877 --> 00:08:22,671 And this is La'An Noonien-Singh, 167 00:08:22,796 --> 00:08:25,006 - our Head of Security. - If you'll follow me, Ensign. 168 00:08:27,842 --> 00:08:29,386 That was weird. 169 00:08:31,930 --> 00:08:34,224 You don't think he knows something... 170 00:08:34,724 --> 00:08:36,810 about my future, do you? 171 00:08:37,686 --> 00:08:39,229 No. I'm sure he's just, uh... 172 00:08:41,481 --> 00:08:42,482 Oh. 173 00:08:43,024 --> 00:08:46,027 It's a classic S/COMS operating system. 174 00:08:46,111 --> 00:08:47,237 Don't touch the buttons. 175 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:49,614 - Nope. No, I wasn't, no. - Look, I recognize 176 00:08:49,698 --> 00:08:51,908 this future knowledge is so boring 177 00:08:52,033 --> 00:08:53,713 the chances of it changing history are low, 178 00:08:53,743 --> 00:08:56,705 but let's review temporal protocols regardless, okay? 179 00:08:56,788 --> 00:08:57,789 Mmm-hmm. 180 00:08:57,872 --> 00:09:01,418 One, no interfering with past events. 181 00:09:01,501 --> 00:09:02,627 Got it. 182 00:09:02,711 --> 00:09:05,311 - Two, no sharing... future. - No sharing knowledge of the future. 183 00:09:05,380 --> 00:09:07,006 - Yes. - Definitely won't happen again. 184 00:09:07,090 --> 00:09:08,133 Worf's honor. 185 00:09:08,675 --> 00:09:09,676 Dang it. 186 00:09:10,301 --> 00:09:12,554 Last, and perhaps most important. 187 00:09:13,096 --> 00:09:14,389 Don't make any attachments. 188 00:09:14,931 --> 00:09:17,934 Uh, I'm actually not familiar with that one. 189 00:09:18,017 --> 00:09:19,227 Is that a recent addition? 190 00:09:19,310 --> 00:09:22,647 Well, yeah, no, because it... it's advice from personal experience. 191 00:09:23,773 --> 00:09:26,093 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, does... does that mean, uh... 192 00:09:27,485 --> 00:09:29,320 You've time traveled too? 193 00:09:29,404 --> 00:09:31,781 A small change here, we won't feel anything. 194 00:09:33,783 --> 00:09:35,535 Yet it could destroy your future. 195 00:09:36,327 --> 00:09:37,996 Your friends. Loved ones. 196 00:09:42,167 --> 00:09:44,502 Ensign's Log, Stardate, uh... 197 00:09:45,545 --> 00:09:47,547 The past. So... 198 00:09:48,047 --> 00:09:49,167 I'm waiting. 199 00:09:50,258 --> 00:09:52,886 Not really sure what I'm supposed to be doing. 200 00:09:53,344 --> 00:09:54,345 Oh, my God. 201 00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:56,681 Um... 202 00:09:57,056 --> 00:09:59,726 Okay, touching this can't possibly change the future, right? 203 00:10:03,229 --> 00:10:04,230 Whoa. 204 00:10:04,773 --> 00:10:07,776 Riker. 205 00:10:07,859 --> 00:10:09,027 What are you doing? 206 00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:13,281 Uh... Noth... Just, you know, it's a historical saddle, 207 00:10:13,531 --> 00:10:16,075 so I'm just, appraising it... Um, yeah. 208 00:10:16,326 --> 00:10:18,328 Right. Uh, no judgment. 209 00:10:18,453 --> 00:10:20,497 I just need this place to work. 210 00:10:20,872 --> 00:10:23,208 - So... - Wait a minute, are... are you, uh... 211 00:10:23,958 --> 00:10:24,959 Are you Uhura? 212 00:10:25,043 --> 00:10:26,419 - Yes. - Oh, my... 213 00:10:27,003 --> 00:10:30,089 This... I'm sorry, my friend Mariner would be freaking out right now. 214 00:10:30,381 --> 00:10:33,218 Okay, that's... very weird. 215 00:10:33,593 --> 00:10:35,720 And I would love to unpack that, but I have 216 00:10:36,262 --> 00:10:38,348 an entire ancient language to decipher. 217 00:10:38,431 --> 00:10:40,517 So, if you don't mind. 218 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:41,976 Wow. You are so work-focused. 219 00:10:42,060 --> 00:10:43,537 - Should I not be work-focused? - You know what, 220 00:10:43,561 --> 00:10:44,663 forget-forget I said anything. 221 00:10:44,687 --> 00:10:47,047 Ensign Boimler, ready to beam you down to the planet. 222 00:10:47,106 --> 00:10:49,275 Report to the transporter immediately. 223 00:10:49,901 --> 00:10:53,446 Mr. Boimler, I cannot help but notice that you keep staring at us. 224 00:10:53,530 --> 00:10:55,740 Sorry, uh, it's just that, um... 225 00:10:56,908 --> 00:10:59,410 You're Spock. And M'Benga. 226 00:11:00,078 --> 00:11:02,413 And is that a classic TS 122 tricorder? 227 00:11:02,914 --> 00:11:04,266 - It's a 120. - Do you mind if... 228 00:11:04,290 --> 00:11:05,667 Can... Can I hold it? Just... 229 00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:07,919 Thank you so much. Oh, my God. 230 00:11:08,002 --> 00:11:09,254 They never improved on these. 231 00:11:09,337 --> 00:11:11,422 I mean, yeah, they got smaller and more powerful 232 00:11:11,506 --> 00:11:13,633 and arguably less likely to explode, but design-wise? 233 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:14,717 Explode, you said? 234 00:11:14,801 --> 00:11:16,928 As helpful as this analysis of industrial design is, 235 00:11:17,178 --> 00:11:18,239 why don't you tell us what you were doing 236 00:11:18,263 --> 00:11:19,303 when the portal turned on? 237 00:11:19,347 --> 00:11:24,352 Yeah, so I was standing, about here. 238 00:11:24,477 --> 00:11:26,813 And Rutherford, he's another ensign, was scanning it 239 00:11:26,938 --> 00:11:29,607 and he found some traces of horonium. 240 00:11:29,691 --> 00:11:30,692 Probably from here. 241 00:11:30,775 --> 00:11:32,837 Anyway, we took a holo-image with our camera 242 00:11:32,861 --> 00:11:35,864 that emitted radioisotopes which seemed to set it off. 243 00:11:35,947 --> 00:11:37,699 So, I guess it was just dumb luck? 244 00:11:42,036 --> 00:11:43,037 You just, uh... 245 00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:45,373 You just... laughed? 246 00:11:45,665 --> 00:11:46,666 Yes. 247 00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:50,253 The thought of assigning intelligence to chance struck me as ridiculous. 248 00:11:51,796 --> 00:11:52,797 Okay. 249 00:11:54,048 --> 00:11:55,633 Does he always laugh or is this new? 250 00:11:56,551 --> 00:11:57,802 It's definitely new. 251 00:11:58,553 --> 00:11:59,613 Pike to Spock, 252 00:11:59,637 --> 00:12:01,139 we have a situation here. 253 00:12:01,556 --> 00:12:04,100 Unidentified ship closing in. Prepare for transport. 254 00:12:06,019 --> 00:12:07,312 Landing party's back on board. 255 00:12:07,395 --> 00:12:08,795 Tell them to join us on the bridge. 256 00:12:08,980 --> 00:12:12,400 Captain, I think this vessel might be Orion. 257 00:12:12,942 --> 00:12:13,943 Pirates. 258 00:12:14,027 --> 00:12:15,653 Yellow Alert. Shields up. 259 00:12:15,737 --> 00:12:17,006 Their shields are still down, Captain. 260 00:12:17,030 --> 00:12:18,990 - Weapons inactive. - Tactical analysis. 261 00:12:19,073 --> 00:12:22,619 Some Orion vessels are specifically designed to fool sensors. 262 00:12:22,702 --> 00:12:23,703 Perfect timing. 263 00:12:29,751 --> 00:12:32,670 Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God! 264 00:12:33,922 --> 00:12:35,214 I'm on the bridge. 265 00:12:36,007 --> 00:12:37,842 NCC-1701-dash... 266 00:12:38,843 --> 00:12:39,844 nothing. 267 00:12:40,178 --> 00:12:41,763 What would come after the dash? 268 00:12:41,930 --> 00:12:44,140 Uhura, hail the Orion vessel. 269 00:12:44,265 --> 00:12:45,326 - Oh, my God... - Mr. Boimler? 270 00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:46,392 Yeah? Yeah, hey. 271 00:12:48,186 --> 00:12:49,520 - Come stand here. - Yes, sir. 272 00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:53,691 Lieutenant Ortegas. You're a war hero. 273 00:12:55,652 --> 00:12:57,403 No response to hails, sir. 274 00:12:57,487 --> 00:12:59,006 We're sure that's an Orion ship? 275 00:12:59,030 --> 00:13:01,157 That's totally an Orion ship. 276 00:13:01,574 --> 00:13:02,575 Classic Scout. 277 00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:04,225 I built a model of one in a bottle. 278 00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:06,871 It was a small ship but a big bottle, but still. 279 00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:11,793 La'An, better prepare a full torpedo spread, in case. 280 00:13:11,876 --> 00:13:13,753 Wait, wait, wait! Uh, sorry. 281 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:17,674 It's just, um, I... I have reason to believe that's a science vessel. 282 00:13:18,508 --> 00:13:21,386 Do Orions have science vessels? 283 00:13:22,512 --> 00:13:23,989 - They're ignoring our hails. - Well, it's kind of 284 00:13:24,013 --> 00:13:27,767 considered offensive in my time to assume all Orions are pirates. 285 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:31,145 There have been multiple reports of Orion pirate activity in this area. 286 00:13:31,437 --> 00:13:33,773 Totally makes sense, given the time period. 287 00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:36,067 But what if I... 288 00:13:37,068 --> 00:13:38,236 happen to know... 289 00:13:38,403 --> 00:13:40,613 - Careful. - That's a peaceful vessel, sir. 290 00:13:41,614 --> 00:13:43,366 Incoming hail from the Orion ship. 291 00:13:46,285 --> 00:13:47,286 On screen, please. 292 00:13:48,413 --> 00:13:50,391 This is Captain Christopher Pike, U.S.S. Enterprise. 293 00:13:50,415 --> 00:13:51,958 Captain Harr Caras 294 00:13:52,917 --> 00:13:55,253 of the Orion science vessel D'Var. 295 00:13:55,336 --> 00:13:58,548 We initially came to this sector to aid a Federation colony. 296 00:13:58,673 --> 00:14:02,093 They reported several run-ins with Orion pirate vessels? 297 00:14:02,927 --> 00:14:04,971 Yeah, that is unfortunate, Captain. 298 00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,641 Orion pirates certainly give the rest of us a bad name. 299 00:14:09,225 --> 00:14:10,268 If that's your business, 300 00:14:10,351 --> 00:14:12,228 what were you doing on Krulmuth-B? 301 00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:13,604 Routine surveys. 302 00:14:13,688 --> 00:14:15,374 Captain, I'm reading a transporter signal. 303 00:14:15,398 --> 00:14:17,483 The Orions have beamed up the portal. 304 00:14:18,401 --> 00:14:20,111 Captain Caras, care to explain? 305 00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:23,031 I suspect your science officer to be mistaken, Captain. 306 00:14:24,032 --> 00:14:26,313 I'm reading an energy spike emanating from the Orion ship. 307 00:14:42,300 --> 00:14:44,552 I think I might've made a mistake, Number One. 308 00:14:44,635 --> 00:14:46,846 You? Unheard of. 309 00:14:47,096 --> 00:14:48,473 Okay, I deserve that. 310 00:14:48,556 --> 00:14:49,742 I shouldn't have listened to the ensign. 311 00:14:49,766 --> 00:14:51,446 That's why we lost the portal, it's just... 312 00:14:52,518 --> 00:14:55,396 rare that we have someone on the ship who's such a... 313 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,815 Fan? Of you, at least. 314 00:14:58,483 --> 00:15:01,319 He seems completely terrified of me. 315 00:15:01,402 --> 00:15:03,613 He was so excited to see me that for a second, 316 00:15:03,905 --> 00:15:05,990 it felt like my future wasn't so bad. 317 00:15:06,491 --> 00:15:07,575 I get that, Chris. 318 00:15:07,658 --> 00:15:08,969 But then he goes and alters time. 319 00:15:08,993 --> 00:15:10,304 I feel like I'm trying to stop a toddler 320 00:15:10,328 --> 00:15:12,488 from knocking over the furniture. 321 00:15:14,123 --> 00:15:15,541 Where's Mr. Boimler now? 322 00:15:20,004 --> 00:15:21,106 What you got there? 323 00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:23,382 Hey. Nothing. 324 00:15:23,466 --> 00:15:26,177 Just doing some... warp field mechanics. 325 00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:27,512 As long as you're not... 326 00:15:27,804 --> 00:15:29,764 borrowing it to input any future knowledge. 327 00:15:29,847 --> 00:15:32,517 No, I don't... I don't think I did. Let me just... 328 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,310 Relax, I'm just busting your chops. 329 00:15:34,393 --> 00:15:36,395 - Yeah. - But seriously, you should 330 00:15:36,479 --> 00:15:37,748 probably erase whatever you just did. 331 00:15:37,772 --> 00:15:39,816 Aye aye, yeah. 332 00:15:42,026 --> 00:15:43,027 So... 333 00:15:43,653 --> 00:15:45,404 how are you feeling? Has the, uh... 334 00:15:45,905 --> 00:15:48,449 uncontrollable vomiting come in yet? 335 00:15:48,533 --> 00:15:50,827 - Uh, what? - Chroniton poisoning. 336 00:15:50,952 --> 00:15:52,036 It's really common. 337 00:15:52,453 --> 00:15:54,348 You just want to make sure you're close to a bathroom. 338 00:15:55,665 --> 00:15:57,542 Okay, are you guys both messing with me? 339 00:15:57,625 --> 00:15:58,769 - What's happening? - Yeah. 340 00:15:58,793 --> 00:16:01,754 Hey, what's the future like? Do you have jetpacks or what? 341 00:16:01,838 --> 00:16:02,898 - We have jetpacks now. - I know, 342 00:16:02,922 --> 00:16:04,024 but, like, smaller jetpacks. 343 00:16:04,048 --> 00:16:07,385 Why don't you both tell me what life is like on the Enterprise? 344 00:16:07,510 --> 00:16:10,263 I mean, is it just, like, nonstop excitement? 345 00:16:11,139 --> 00:16:14,642 Meeting all these aliens who are still actually, you know... 346 00:16:15,893 --> 00:16:16,894 Alien? 347 00:16:17,311 --> 00:16:19,511 Guess you're pretty used to seeing aliens in the future? 348 00:16:19,564 --> 00:16:20,857 Well, yeah, but... 349 00:16:21,649 --> 00:16:24,193 This? Right now? This... 350 00:16:24,861 --> 00:16:27,572 This is the golden age of exploration. 351 00:16:28,072 --> 00:16:30,324 And you guys get to actually live it. 352 00:16:30,408 --> 00:16:31,409 I mean... 353 00:16:32,410 --> 00:16:33,452 I'm jealous. 354 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,413 So, where's Nyota? 355 00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:36,741 Where do you think? Working. 356 00:16:36,789 --> 00:16:38,499 Yeah, that tracks. 357 00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:39,893 I couldn't even get her to come to movie night. 358 00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:42,170 If you're around on Friday, you should come. 359 00:16:42,253 --> 00:16:43,254 Yeah. 360 00:16:43,421 --> 00:16:45,741 Is that something you're doing for Captain Pike's birthday? 361 00:16:46,632 --> 00:16:48,009 It's his birthday on Friday? 362 00:16:48,092 --> 00:16:49,427 How do you know his birthday? 363 00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:51,762 Well, I mean, in the future, his birthday's a holiday. 364 00:16:51,846 --> 00:16:54,765 Crap! Crap. Crap. 365 00:16:55,099 --> 00:16:57,351 Please, please, do not tell La'An I said anything. 366 00:16:57,435 --> 00:16:59,896 How's throwing the captain a party gonna ruin the future? 367 00:16:59,979 --> 00:17:02,481 Well, it... it could in several ways, um... 368 00:17:02,690 --> 00:17:04,317 Should we throw Pike a party? 369 00:17:05,568 --> 00:17:07,195 I like it. Good idea. 370 00:17:07,278 --> 00:17:08,380 I will give you all the credit for it. 371 00:17:08,404 --> 00:17:09,405 Please don't. 372 00:17:09,488 --> 00:17:11,425 - Please don't put my name on anything. - So much credit. 373 00:17:11,449 --> 00:17:13,159 I have to go. 374 00:17:13,910 --> 00:17:15,286 Watch out for those chronitons. 375 00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:16,871 Okay, yeah. 376 00:17:32,470 --> 00:17:33,471 Nurse Chapel? 377 00:17:34,513 --> 00:17:35,514 Nurse Chapel, hi. 378 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:37,892 Um, I need to talk to you about Spock. 379 00:17:38,226 --> 00:17:40,228 Spock? What about him? 380 00:17:40,311 --> 00:17:43,314 Well, he's acting different. 381 00:17:43,439 --> 00:17:45,858 And I'm afraid it's 'cause I did something that broke him. 382 00:17:45,983 --> 00:17:46,984 Medical. 383 00:17:48,236 --> 00:17:49,695 What do you mean, "different"? 384 00:17:49,946 --> 00:17:54,367 All I know is where I come from, he is legendary for never smiling, 385 00:17:54,492 --> 00:17:56,494 laughing, definitely no joking, 386 00:17:56,744 --> 00:17:59,789 and that Spock goes on to do really important things 387 00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:02,041 that I very much need to have not messed up. 388 00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:03,852 Are you really sure you should be telling me this stuff? 389 00:18:03,876 --> 00:18:09,423 No, but I... I'm worried because I made Spock laugh. 390 00:18:10,091 --> 00:18:13,678 And I keep wondering, is that a butterfly effect? 391 00:18:14,345 --> 00:18:16,265 'Cause the Spock I know shouldn't have done that. 392 00:18:16,555 --> 00:18:17,848 Maybe he's just... 393 00:18:19,016 --> 00:18:20,101 going through a thing. 394 00:18:20,184 --> 00:18:22,395 You know? Like, having fun. 395 00:18:22,561 --> 00:18:25,273 No, but I've read every single book about Spock 396 00:18:25,356 --> 00:18:27,441 and they... they mention his upbringing on Vulcan, 397 00:18:27,525 --> 00:18:29,806 his pet sehlat, his relationship with his mom and his dad, 398 00:18:29,860 --> 00:18:31,421 but nothing about a happy, smiley, jokey guy period. 399 00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:32,822 Just stop. Stop, stop, stop. 400 00:18:32,947 --> 00:18:34,615 None of this is your fault, okay? 401 00:18:34,865 --> 00:18:36,665 Spock was acting like this before you arrived. 402 00:18:36,784 --> 00:18:37,868 Oh, thank God. 403 00:18:38,411 --> 00:18:40,871 Okay, so this is what... this is just, like, a phase? 404 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:43,374 And... and he'll get over it and back to his, 405 00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:45,334 like, serious, real self soon? 406 00:18:48,379 --> 00:18:49,380 Oh. 407 00:18:50,965 --> 00:18:55,553 You're the one who's been influencing him, not me. 408 00:18:55,636 --> 00:18:57,680 I... I... I shouldn't have said anything. 409 00:18:57,847 --> 00:18:59,056 - I... - No, it's... it's... 410 00:19:00,224 --> 00:19:01,225 It's fine. 411 00:19:02,518 --> 00:19:05,396 I never assumed that I would... 412 00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:09,400 get to influence him forever, anyway. 413 00:19:11,569 --> 00:19:12,945 Don't even want that. 414 00:19:13,696 --> 00:19:16,032 I... 415 00:19:16,115 --> 00:19:17,241 Maybe I should, 416 00:19:17,950 --> 00:19:19,327 get off the ship sooner... 417 00:19:20,661 --> 00:19:21,662 before I... 418 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,206 Yeah. 419 00:19:29,587 --> 00:19:30,880 Run me through it again. 420 00:19:30,963 --> 00:19:33,174 Respectfully, sir, there is nothing to run through. 421 00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:35,217 Given a longer timeframe, I might be able 422 00:19:35,301 --> 00:19:36,927 to brute-force a solution, but as of now, 423 00:19:37,053 --> 00:19:38,493 there is no way to track the Orions. 424 00:19:38,763 --> 00:19:40,890 Uh, I know how to track the Orions. 425 00:19:41,932 --> 00:19:44,268 - Didn't we talk about that? - Yes, using future knowledge, 426 00:19:44,352 --> 00:19:45,728 yes, I know, I shouldn't, 427 00:19:45,936 --> 00:19:48,147 but, um, what if I could use it 428 00:19:48,481 --> 00:19:50,524 and you guys just... 429 00:19:50,608 --> 00:19:51,609 don't look? 430 00:19:51,734 --> 00:19:54,945 That's ridiculous. We can't just not look. 431 00:19:57,448 --> 00:19:58,449 Can we? 432 00:20:01,410 --> 00:20:02,787 We sure this is wise? 433 00:20:03,245 --> 00:20:04,789 No, but I'm going with it. 434 00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:10,753 Huh! Future Boy did it. 435 00:20:12,463 --> 00:20:13,798 Just might be a second. 436 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,802 Our top priority is recovering that portal 437 00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:19,678 and sending Ensign Boimler back to his time. 438 00:20:19,970 --> 00:20:21,948 Just want to throw out there that harming an Orion 439 00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:23,516 could alter the timeline. 440 00:20:23,599 --> 00:20:25,994 Ensign, we were extremely clear about mentioning any... 441 00:20:26,018 --> 00:20:28,104 Please, sir. One of my friends back home is an Orion. 442 00:20:28,187 --> 00:20:30,082 - And you're doing it anyway. - She's a junior science officer 443 00:20:30,106 --> 00:20:32,266 in Starfleet and her great- grandmother's on the D'Var. 444 00:20:32,858 --> 00:20:33,859 If we hurt them... 445 00:20:33,943 --> 00:20:35,212 It could erase her from existence. 446 00:20:35,236 --> 00:20:37,238 Sir, there has to be a peaceful solution. 447 00:20:37,363 --> 00:20:40,825 And I know diplomacy is one of your many, many strengths. 448 00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:44,620 That and patience, forgiveness, benevolence... 449 00:20:45,246 --> 00:20:46,414 really great hair. 450 00:20:50,084 --> 00:20:51,377 Hail the Orions. 451 00:20:54,380 --> 00:20:55,982 Captain, they are charging their warp coils. 452 00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:57,401 Lock phasers on their engines, 453 00:20:57,425 --> 00:20:59,677 - but hold your fire. - Phasers locked and holding. 454 00:21:00,344 --> 00:21:02,930 Time to find out if this really is one of my greatest strengths. 455 00:21:04,265 --> 00:21:05,266 Captain Pike. 456 00:21:05,349 --> 00:21:08,185 What a remarkable coincidence, running into you here. 457 00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:09,854 - We tracked you, Caras. - Why? 458 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,730 We believe you may have... 459 00:21:12,356 --> 00:21:15,401 accidentally taken an ancient portal. 460 00:21:15,484 --> 00:21:16,777 We need you to put it back. 461 00:21:16,861 --> 00:21:18,737 - Is that a threat? - It's a request. 462 00:21:19,113 --> 00:21:22,032 It's hard to really talk with your weapons aimed at our ship. 463 00:21:22,241 --> 00:21:23,742 La'An, stand down phasers. 464 00:21:23,826 --> 00:21:25,786 Standing down. 465 00:21:25,870 --> 00:21:29,582 Now, this portal, persuade me to return it. 466 00:21:30,291 --> 00:21:32,084 How would you like to be persuaded? 467 00:21:33,085 --> 00:21:34,128 Give us a moment. 468 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:36,881 Ideas. 469 00:21:36,964 --> 00:21:38,299 - Not you. - Fair. 470 00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:41,719 Uh, can you please tell Captain Pike that the Orions want to trade? 471 00:21:41,802 --> 00:21:42,863 They see it as a sign of respect. 472 00:21:42,887 --> 00:21:44,807 You know I can hear you. I'm standing right here. 473 00:21:44,847 --> 00:21:47,224 Sorry, I thought the span of the room would... 474 00:21:47,308 --> 00:21:49,560 Captain. It appears they are scanning our cargo hold. 475 00:21:50,478 --> 00:21:54,690 You're carrying an extraordinary amount of tritriticale grain, Captain. 476 00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:58,110 Giving it to us would be persuasive. 477 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,950 You got yourself a deal, Captain. 478 00:22:09,872 --> 00:22:12,041 The portal is nearly depleted of horonium. 479 00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:14,710 But I calculate there is enough left for a single trip. 480 00:22:17,254 --> 00:22:21,258 Uh, I know me being here wasn't ideal 481 00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:23,511 and potentially reality-threatening, but... 482 00:22:24,470 --> 00:22:28,349 meeting all of you has been one of the greatest experiences of my life. 483 00:22:29,725 --> 00:22:32,228 - Thank you. - Well, it's been a... 484 00:22:34,522 --> 00:22:36,607 Unexpected day for all of us, Ensign. 485 00:22:37,441 --> 00:22:38,901 But, for the sake of the future, 486 00:22:39,777 --> 00:22:40,778 try not to come back. 487 00:23:05,719 --> 00:23:08,180 Hell, yeah! I did it. 488 00:23:08,264 --> 00:23:09,950 Mariner? What are you... what are you doing here? 489 00:23:09,974 --> 00:23:11,559 - I'm saving you. - No, no, no, no, no! 490 00:23:11,642 --> 00:23:13,442 We only had enough for... 491 00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:16,230 - one trip. - Oh. 492 00:23:17,273 --> 00:23:21,735 Whoa. Wait, Boims, did I time-travel? 493 00:23:22,236 --> 00:23:24,697 Okay, so is Uhura here? This is amazing. 494 00:23:24,780 --> 00:23:27,157 Wow. You guys are great. But is she here? 495 00:23:28,492 --> 00:23:31,078 - The uniforms! Whoa! - Pike to Enterprise. 496 00:23:31,161 --> 00:23:33,706 - Mariner, please. - Five to beam back. 497 00:23:33,789 --> 00:23:36,000 Ranks on the sleeve, I don't know about that. 498 00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:38,282 You see? He has the old thingy. 499 00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:46,093 Captain's Log, supplemental. 500 00:23:46,176 --> 00:23:48,012 Our problems seem to have doubled. 501 00:23:48,095 --> 00:23:50,889 We started our day with one time traveler and now we have two, 502 00:23:51,015 --> 00:23:53,100 which is... a lot. 503 00:23:54,602 --> 00:23:56,663 Okay, not to be ungrateful, but if you had just waited, 504 00:23:56,687 --> 00:23:58,063 like, one more second, 505 00:23:58,147 --> 00:23:59,249 - we wouldn't be stuck here. - Do, do... 506 00:23:59,273 --> 00:24:00,333 Do you know how worried I was? 507 00:24:00,357 --> 00:24:02,776 You disappeared in a vortex while I was in charge. 508 00:24:02,860 --> 00:24:03,962 For all I knew you were dead 509 00:24:03,986 --> 00:24:06,381 or stuck in a dystopian San Francisco in the middle of a riot. 510 00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:07,882 Have you noticed that their references 511 00:24:07,906 --> 00:24:09,950 - are weirdly specific? - Indeed. 512 00:24:10,159 --> 00:24:11,803 - ...the Bell Riots, Mariner. I was... - I'm sorry, hold up. 513 00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:13,787 Look, I'm gonna keep this, like, 100% profesh, 514 00:24:13,871 --> 00:24:15,873 but I was thoroughly unprepared 515 00:24:15,956 --> 00:24:18,042 for how hot young Spock was going to be. 516 00:24:18,542 --> 00:24:20,753 - Yeah, he's full of surprises. - Like, what? 517 00:24:20,836 --> 00:24:22,421 The body, the face, the ears... What? 518 00:24:22,546 --> 00:24:24,983 I realize we're all still all reacting to the recent complication, 519 00:24:25,007 --> 00:24:26,675 but we also very much need a solution. 520 00:24:26,759 --> 00:24:28,552 One time traveler is a security threat. 521 00:24:28,636 --> 00:24:30,387 - Two is... - A disaster. 522 00:24:30,512 --> 00:24:31,805 Thought you said they were cool. 523 00:24:31,889 --> 00:24:33,432 They are. This is serious. 524 00:24:33,724 --> 00:24:35,076 Spock, what's going on with the portal? 525 00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:38,228 Still functioning. But without horonium we cannot activate it. 526 00:24:38,395 --> 00:24:40,064 I am afraid Ensign Mariner depleted 527 00:24:40,147 --> 00:24:42,149 - the last of the supply. - Well, in my defense, 528 00:24:42,232 --> 00:24:45,194 that thing has, like, zero instructions, you know? 529 00:24:49,573 --> 00:24:52,493 And there is no other source of horonium anywhere in the quadrant? 530 00:24:52,576 --> 00:24:54,912 None. And there hasn't been for over a hundred years. 531 00:24:55,162 --> 00:24:56,413 Can we just cook some up? 532 00:24:56,497 --> 00:24:57,724 - Will you please just stop? - Sorry. 533 00:24:57,748 --> 00:24:59,041 The ensign is correct. 534 00:24:59,124 --> 00:25:01,335 We could attempt to synthesize horonium ourselves. 535 00:25:01,710 --> 00:25:02,920 Hot Spock agrees with me. 536 00:25:03,170 --> 00:25:05,610 However, we would be putting ourselves in great danger. 537 00:25:05,839 --> 00:25:08,079 If it goes wrong, the blast could take out half the ship. 538 00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:09,944 And there is a chance it might not work at all. 539 00:25:09,968 --> 00:25:11,929 That doesn't sound very logical. 540 00:25:12,054 --> 00:25:13,657 - We need a second option. - Will you please just stop? 541 00:25:13,681 --> 00:25:15,241 - Sorry, that's what he sounds like. - I might have one, Chris. 542 00:25:15,265 --> 00:25:17,160 The ancient text on the portal. Uhura's locked herself 543 00:25:17,184 --> 00:25:18,662 in her quarters, working on a translation. 544 00:25:18,686 --> 00:25:20,205 Maybe she'll come up with some answers. 545 00:25:20,229 --> 00:25:22,398 - Great. - Oh, but, you know, 546 00:25:22,481 --> 00:25:24,608 I have linguistics experience. Maybe I could help her. 547 00:25:25,901 --> 00:25:28,112 I really want to say no, 548 00:25:28,195 --> 00:25:30,572 but how much more damage could you do at this point? 549 00:25:30,656 --> 00:25:31,699 So, go for it. 550 00:25:31,782 --> 00:25:33,534 - Linguistics experience? Really? - No, 551 00:25:33,617 --> 00:25:35,970 but it's Uhura. Don't ruin this for me. I will end your life. 552 00:25:35,994 --> 00:25:38,831 And Boimler should work with Spock. 553 00:25:38,914 --> 00:25:41,959 Because he took an elective in material synthesis at the Academy. 554 00:25:42,543 --> 00:25:44,461 - I mean, you know, for... for fun. - Yeah. 555 00:25:44,545 --> 00:25:47,297 It's not... it's not like Spock needs help from me. 556 00:25:47,548 --> 00:25:49,341 I can use the extra pair of hands, 557 00:25:50,008 --> 00:25:52,845 if Mr. Boimler is not afraid of losing one of them. 558 00:25:56,598 --> 00:25:58,058 What the... Spock's smiling now? 559 00:25:58,142 --> 00:25:59,452 Yeah, he just doesn't know how. Just go with it. 560 00:25:59,476 --> 00:26:01,276 - I don't like it. - It's terrifying. 561 00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:06,483 Mariner. Mariner! 562 00:26:06,567 --> 00:26:07,818 - What? - Why'd you do that? 563 00:26:07,901 --> 00:26:10,863 Okay, don't act like the prospect of working with Spock 564 00:26:10,946 --> 00:26:13,031 doesn't tick off some weird box for you. 565 00:26:13,115 --> 00:26:15,284 I already worked with Spock and it didn't... 566 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,036 go the way I wanted it to. 567 00:26:18,287 --> 00:26:19,913 Oh, no. No, Boimler, 568 00:26:19,997 --> 00:26:21,725 don't tell me you asked him about his sehlat. 569 00:26:21,749 --> 00:26:23,625 Can you not be such a fanboy for one second? 570 00:26:23,709 --> 00:26:24,710 No, it's just... 571 00:26:25,961 --> 00:26:28,005 I thought that being here would be perfect, 572 00:26:28,380 --> 00:26:30,100 but now I just don't want to get stuck here. 573 00:26:30,215 --> 00:26:32,575 - Yeah. Tough to meet your heroes, huh? - I joined Starfleet 574 00:26:32,676 --> 00:26:34,011 so I could be a part of history. 575 00:26:34,511 --> 00:26:36,156 But if they can't find a way to get us back home, 576 00:26:36,180 --> 00:26:37,991 we're gonna have to go live somewhere off the grid 577 00:26:38,015 --> 00:26:39,159 where we can't affect history at all. 578 00:26:39,183 --> 00:26:41,143 No, no, no, I'm not living off the grid anywhere. 579 00:26:41,226 --> 00:26:42,936 I thrive on the grid. I require grid. 580 00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:44,497 - Right? - Exactly, that's what I said. 581 00:26:44,521 --> 00:26:46,732 What are you... Oh! 582 00:26:46,815 --> 00:26:49,109 Uh, hi. 583 00:26:49,193 --> 00:26:50,360 Is something wrong? 584 00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:53,864 Just wondering if everyone from the future 585 00:26:53,947 --> 00:26:55,616 looks at me like they know I'm doomed. 586 00:26:55,699 --> 00:26:58,368 The... Oh. Okay, so that is just Boimler. 587 00:26:58,452 --> 00:27:01,205 He is probably freaked out because you're Number One. 588 00:27:01,330 --> 00:27:03,016 I mean, he has a poster of you up in his bunk. 589 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:05,834 A poster? You mean, like, 590 00:27:06,210 --> 00:27:07,544 a pin-up poster? 591 00:27:07,628 --> 00:27:09,880 It's a poster that is pinned up. 592 00:27:10,506 --> 00:27:12,132 Are we saying the same thing? 593 00:27:14,426 --> 00:27:15,862 You know what, I don't want to know. 594 00:27:15,886 --> 00:27:17,137 Okay... 595 00:27:19,306 --> 00:27:20,307 I don't want to know. 596 00:27:21,517 --> 00:27:22,518 Okay. 597 00:27:26,355 --> 00:27:29,942 I probably shouldn't mention this, but I have always admired you. 598 00:27:30,067 --> 00:27:31,777 - Really? - Yeah, I mean... 599 00:27:32,569 --> 00:27:34,112 Carefree, but also this, like, 600 00:27:34,196 --> 00:27:36,657 grade-A super translating space adventurer. 601 00:27:37,783 --> 00:27:38,784 Too much? 602 00:27:38,867 --> 00:27:41,870 Honestly, it's kind of weird you even know me at all. 603 00:27:42,412 --> 00:27:43,956 Girl, everybody knows you. 604 00:27:44,998 --> 00:27:46,792 - What do they know? - Um... 605 00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:49,837 Uh, actually, maybe don't tell me. 606 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:50,921 Yeah. 607 00:27:53,507 --> 00:27:56,718 I mean, just that you're good at what you do. 608 00:27:56,802 --> 00:27:58,178 You know, you're hard-working, 609 00:27:58,262 --> 00:28:00,931 unflappable, fearless in the face of... 610 00:28:01,014 --> 00:28:04,685 a bunch of different aliens that I'm not gonna name 611 00:28:04,768 --> 00:28:06,246 or talk about too much 'cause you don't... 612 00:28:06,270 --> 00:28:07,312 you haven't met them yet. 613 00:28:07,396 --> 00:28:10,065 And, you know, you also know how to have fun. 614 00:28:12,317 --> 00:28:13,485 That's not terrible. 615 00:28:13,569 --> 00:28:14,570 No. 616 00:28:16,780 --> 00:28:19,741 It's... it's just a lot of pressure, you know? 617 00:28:20,617 --> 00:28:22,077 I mean, I'm 22, 618 00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:25,205 I've barely done anything worth admiring yet. 619 00:28:25,539 --> 00:28:27,583 And there are days, like today, 620 00:28:27,666 --> 00:28:29,793 where I can't even manage a basic translation. 621 00:28:29,877 --> 00:28:31,628 And, meanwhile, Erica's all like, 622 00:28:31,712 --> 00:28:33,022 "You have to learn how to have fun." 623 00:28:33,046 --> 00:28:34,464 But how am I supposed to have fun 624 00:28:34,548 --> 00:28:38,886 when I know I have to become this universally-known, 625 00:28:38,969 --> 00:28:45,392 super-translating, unflappable, hard-working badass? 626 00:28:45,475 --> 00:28:47,728 All right, I think it's time we took a break. 627 00:28:48,186 --> 00:28:49,313 I really don't do breaks. 628 00:28:49,396 --> 00:28:50,856 Yeah, I'm starting to catch that. 629 00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:54,401 You know, you're the one who could get stuck here 630 00:28:54,484 --> 00:28:55,837 if we don't figure this translation out. 631 00:28:55,861 --> 00:28:57,821 Are you familiar with Starfleet labor codes? 632 00:28:58,655 --> 00:29:02,075 - Maybe. - Section 48 Alpha-7, 633 00:29:02,159 --> 00:29:04,578 "Officers must take meal breaks at regular intervals." 634 00:29:04,661 --> 00:29:05,662 I could report you. 635 00:29:06,330 --> 00:29:08,832 - You know Starfleet codes? - Of course. 636 00:29:09,499 --> 00:29:10,810 I mean, there's a whole bunch of them 637 00:29:10,834 --> 00:29:12,714 that let you slack off a ton, so, yeah. Come on. 638 00:29:12,836 --> 00:29:16,298 All right, we got some Orion hurricanes. 639 00:29:16,381 --> 00:29:20,052 Well, kind of. They actually didn't have any Orion delaq, 640 00:29:20,135 --> 00:29:21,678 so I kind of had to improvise, 641 00:29:22,012 --> 00:29:23,197 which is honestly for the best. 642 00:29:23,221 --> 00:29:26,141 That stuff will mess you up, truly ruin your life. 643 00:29:26,224 --> 00:29:27,684 All right. 644 00:29:33,690 --> 00:29:34,691 I like you. 645 00:29:34,775 --> 00:29:36,526 You're a good bad influence. 646 00:29:36,777 --> 00:29:37,778 If you're still around, 647 00:29:37,861 --> 00:29:39,047 you should come to Pike's surprise party. 648 00:29:39,071 --> 00:29:40,951 Cool. But only if I can take a bunch of pictures 649 00:29:41,031 --> 00:29:43,283 and weird my mom out with a history book. 650 00:29:43,992 --> 00:29:45,661 I'm joking. Sort of. 651 00:29:48,288 --> 00:29:50,540 Oh, I knew it was too good to be true. 652 00:29:52,042 --> 00:29:54,670 Why is everyone obsessed with me taking breaks? This... 653 00:29:55,045 --> 00:29:57,047 this isn't the time. 654 00:29:57,130 --> 00:29:58,340 On the Klingon front, 655 00:29:58,882 --> 00:30:01,259 you never knew when you'd get rest. 656 00:30:01,343 --> 00:30:02,844 So, you'd take a break when you could 657 00:30:02,928 --> 00:30:04,448 'cause you'd never get that time back. 658 00:30:04,513 --> 00:30:06,723 Work will still be here in five minutes. 659 00:30:08,058 --> 00:30:09,351 Fine. Fine. 660 00:30:10,477 --> 00:30:12,354 Let's relax. 661 00:30:16,608 --> 00:30:18,485 Oh. Easy, that's a lot of... 662 00:30:19,111 --> 00:30:20,112 I've seen these. 663 00:30:21,738 --> 00:30:25,367 Uh... Wait, you... you know these symbols? 664 00:30:25,450 --> 00:30:26,690 I've seen them before. 665 00:30:26,827 --> 00:30:28,161 At Starbase Earhart. 666 00:30:28,245 --> 00:30:29,913 A guy tried to trade me a Dom-jot set. 667 00:30:29,997 --> 00:30:31,748 What's Dom-jot? 668 00:30:31,832 --> 00:30:34,668 Oh, uh, it's this billiards game that Nausicaans are terrible at, 669 00:30:34,751 --> 00:30:36,151 yet love to bet on for some reason. 670 00:30:36,211 --> 00:30:38,922 This wasn't a traditional set, it was old. 671 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,049 Ancient old. 672 00:30:41,425 --> 00:30:42,467 Nausicaans... 673 00:30:43,385 --> 00:30:44,970 Wait, give me a second. 674 00:30:46,430 --> 00:30:47,681 Erica, you're brilliant! 675 00:30:48,265 --> 00:30:49,474 This is true, I am. 676 00:30:49,558 --> 00:30:50,559 Why? 677 00:30:50,684 --> 00:30:53,603 The glyphs on the portal are an ancient Nausicaan dialect 678 00:30:53,687 --> 00:30:56,273 that's thousands of years old. 679 00:30:57,107 --> 00:30:58,900 That's why I didn't recognize it before. 680 00:30:59,109 --> 00:31:00,944 Oh. That's why. 681 00:31:01,028 --> 00:31:03,155 Not, you know, taking five to recharge. 682 00:31:04,322 --> 00:31:05,323 Unbelievable. 683 00:31:05,407 --> 00:31:07,951 Ensign Boimler, Nurse Chapel 684 00:31:08,035 --> 00:31:10,787 - told me about your exchange. - She did? 685 00:31:10,871 --> 00:31:13,749 She did not go into detail, but it was easy to extrapolate 686 00:31:13,832 --> 00:31:15,768 that there was something you told her about my future. 687 00:31:15,792 --> 00:31:17,878 - Perhaps I should know? - Nah. 688 00:31:17,961 --> 00:31:19,921 Nah, nothing from me on the old... 689 00:31:20,547 --> 00:31:21,882 future-altering front. 690 00:31:21,965 --> 00:31:24,051 It does not take an expert observer to recognize 691 00:31:24,134 --> 00:31:26,094 that my experiments in human emotion trouble you. 692 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,056 Therefore, I must surmise that my future state, 693 00:31:29,473 --> 00:31:30,673 the one you are familiar with, 694 00:31:30,891 --> 00:31:32,893 must be one in which my emotions are minimized. 695 00:31:32,976 --> 00:31:34,811 Must you surmise that? 696 00:31:34,895 --> 00:31:37,015 But you did say something to Christine that upset her. 697 00:31:38,315 --> 00:31:42,819 Look, all I said was that I'm surprised that you're so... 698 00:31:43,737 --> 00:31:44,738 human. 699 00:31:45,113 --> 00:31:48,200 Yes, the universe needs Vulcan Spock, 700 00:31:49,201 --> 00:31:52,913 if everything that I know happens, happens. 701 00:31:52,996 --> 00:31:55,165 And yet I have no choice but to stay true 702 00:31:55,248 --> 00:31:56,792 to the path I have chosen in this time. 703 00:31:56,875 --> 00:31:58,960 If you sway me then my future will have been altered. 704 00:31:59,628 --> 00:32:00,879 Is that not logical? 705 00:32:02,047 --> 00:32:03,340 Unfortunately, it is. 706 00:32:06,134 --> 00:32:07,594 Shall we activate the synthesizer? 707 00:32:07,677 --> 00:32:11,556 Sure, I mean, is it gonna, blow my hand off? 708 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:14,059 We are separating fissile isotopes at high speeds. 709 00:32:14,476 --> 00:32:16,436 The chance of an explosion is down to a coin flip. 710 00:32:18,271 --> 00:32:21,024 I find myself curious about chance. 711 00:32:24,569 --> 00:32:25,570 Do you feel lucky? 712 00:32:25,654 --> 00:32:28,156 Uh, no, not at all. I, um... 713 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:29,491 Okay. So... 714 00:32:31,743 --> 00:32:33,537 Okay, is that bad? Are sparks bad? 715 00:32:33,620 --> 00:32:34,871 Yes. Seek cover. 716 00:32:50,554 --> 00:32:51,763 I've ruined everything. 717 00:32:55,684 --> 00:32:59,146 Oh, my dear, there is nothing quite so soothing 718 00:32:59,229 --> 00:33:01,690 as a properly-calibrated warp core. 719 00:33:03,650 --> 00:33:05,610 You're one of those future kids. 720 00:33:05,694 --> 00:33:06,695 Was. 721 00:33:07,863 --> 00:33:10,490 Now I'm one of those, stuck-here kids. 722 00:33:12,159 --> 00:33:13,535 Also, I'm a man. 723 00:33:14,536 --> 00:33:17,414 You don't happen to know about Setlik II... Did we, uh, 724 00:33:18,081 --> 00:33:20,834 find more grain for the colonists there? 725 00:33:20,917 --> 00:33:23,879 "More" was never on the table. That's all anyone had. 726 00:33:23,962 --> 00:33:27,215 It was specially-made to grow in their biome. 727 00:33:27,299 --> 00:33:29,759 - So, now we'll just try and... - You're relocating them. 728 00:33:31,469 --> 00:33:33,096 But they've been there for generations. 729 00:33:33,180 --> 00:33:34,806 There has to be something else we can do. 730 00:33:35,932 --> 00:33:38,977 Yes. Find a time travel device 731 00:33:39,186 --> 00:33:43,148 and use it to stop yourself from messing everything up! 732 00:33:43,773 --> 00:33:45,942 Thank you. Helpful. 733 00:33:49,487 --> 00:33:51,656 I look up to everyone on this ship, but... 734 00:33:53,575 --> 00:33:55,118 turns out I don't belong here. 735 00:33:56,077 --> 00:33:58,288 I mean, how can I fix everything that I... 736 00:33:59,456 --> 00:34:00,457 That I screwed up? 737 00:34:02,209 --> 00:34:03,627 I'm a Lanthanite. 738 00:34:04,127 --> 00:34:06,296 I've lived for thousands of years. 739 00:34:08,173 --> 00:34:09,799 Most heroes I've seen... 740 00:34:11,468 --> 00:34:13,803 are just pretending half the time. 741 00:34:14,679 --> 00:34:17,349 Mmm, there's this one guy I remember. 742 00:34:17,974 --> 00:34:18,975 He said to me, 743 00:34:19,309 --> 00:34:21,102 "I always pretended 744 00:34:21,978 --> 00:34:24,814 "to be someone I wanted to be 745 00:34:25,774 --> 00:34:27,192 "until, finally, 746 00:34:28,985 --> 00:34:30,487 "I became 747 00:34:30,862 --> 00:34:32,072 "that someone... 748 00:34:33,198 --> 00:34:35,033 "or he became me." 749 00:34:54,678 --> 00:34:56,554 Okay, okay... 750 00:34:57,472 --> 00:34:58,473 All right. 751 00:34:59,224 --> 00:35:01,268 - Holy Q! - Don't! 752 00:35:01,685 --> 00:35:03,395 Don't yell Q! They haven't met him yet. 753 00:35:03,478 --> 00:35:05,146 They had kind of a Trelane thing going on. 754 00:35:05,230 --> 00:35:06,910 - What are you doing? - What are you doing? 755 00:35:06,940 --> 00:35:09,140 - Are you stealing a shuttle? - I'm not st... Oh, fudge. 756 00:35:11,695 --> 00:35:13,297 What happened to your new best friend, Uhura? 757 00:35:13,321 --> 00:35:14,572 Uhura's awesome. 758 00:35:14,948 --> 00:35:17,409 Yeah, but the translation was a bust. 759 00:35:17,492 --> 00:35:19,303 - Wait, she couldn't crack it? - No, she could. 760 00:35:19,327 --> 00:35:20,954 Thank you. Problem is all it said was, 761 00:35:21,162 --> 00:35:23,039 - "This is a time portal." - Crap. 762 00:35:23,373 --> 00:35:25,542 - Yeah. - This era's weird. 763 00:35:25,709 --> 00:35:27,520 I know. Have you noticed how slow everybody talks? 764 00:35:27,544 --> 00:35:28,795 - Yeah, and quietly. - Yeah. 765 00:35:28,878 --> 00:35:29,939 So, what's with the shuttle? 766 00:35:29,963 --> 00:35:31,440 Well, ever since I've got here, all I've done 767 00:35:31,464 --> 00:35:34,134 is open my big, stupid mouth and screw everything up, 768 00:35:34,217 --> 00:35:36,636 but if I want to be a hero, I have to fix things. 769 00:35:36,720 --> 00:35:37,929 Ooh, what are we fixing? 770 00:35:38,013 --> 00:35:40,098 The Orions took grain in exchange for the portal, 771 00:35:40,181 --> 00:35:43,101 so I figured if we're gonna be stuck here anyway, 772 00:35:43,184 --> 00:35:44,519 might as well trade it back 773 00:35:44,602 --> 00:35:46,482 and give that food to people who really need it. 774 00:35:46,521 --> 00:35:48,582 Doesn't that thing need to be on Crumhat-D in the future? 775 00:35:48,606 --> 00:35:50,025 - Krulmuth-B. - Whatever. 776 00:35:50,108 --> 00:35:52,193 And I'm done 777 00:35:52,736 --> 00:35:53,862 worrying about the future. 778 00:35:55,780 --> 00:35:56,948 I want to help people now. 779 00:35:59,743 --> 00:36:01,828 And the shuttle has a separate communications array. 780 00:36:01,911 --> 00:36:04,456 Easier to bypass security, get a message to the Orions. 781 00:36:04,539 --> 00:36:06,541 All right, sneaky Boimy. 782 00:36:06,624 --> 00:36:08,209 I like it. 783 00:36:08,418 --> 00:36:09,645 But you're not good at breaking protocol. 784 00:36:09,669 --> 00:36:10,771 You're gonna need an accomplice. 785 00:36:10,795 --> 00:36:12,255 And I never get caught. 786 00:36:12,380 --> 00:36:13,548 What are you doing? 787 00:36:13,631 --> 00:36:14,841 Oh, no! 788 00:36:14,924 --> 00:36:15,967 Sorry, sorry. 789 00:36:17,552 --> 00:36:18,553 Hi. 790 00:36:23,641 --> 00:36:26,061 You're lucky Uhura likes to monitor local comm traffic 791 00:36:26,144 --> 00:36:28,313 and was able to block your signal. Over there. 792 00:36:29,939 --> 00:36:31,816 It could have easily escalated to a bad place. 793 00:36:32,942 --> 00:36:34,462 I'm having you both confined to quarters 794 00:36:34,486 --> 00:36:36,686 until we reach Starbase 1. Then you'll be their problem. 795 00:36:37,155 --> 00:36:39,908 Lieutenant, I'd like a moment alone with them both, please. 796 00:36:40,408 --> 00:36:41,409 Sir. 797 00:36:44,788 --> 00:36:45,872 Mr. Boimler. 798 00:36:47,332 --> 00:36:49,000 For a guy who seems like a rule-follower, 799 00:36:49,084 --> 00:36:50,444 you certainly break a lot of them. 800 00:36:50,627 --> 00:36:51,628 And Ms. Mariner. 801 00:36:51,711 --> 00:36:54,631 I thought you were here to save your friend, 802 00:36:55,048 --> 00:36:56,257 not make his situation worse. 803 00:36:56,341 --> 00:36:59,094 Look, it was all me, okay? I just... 804 00:36:59,469 --> 00:37:01,614 I don't think Boimler can handle getting thrown in the brig 805 00:37:01,638 --> 00:37:03,282 by a guy who he dressed up as for Halloween. 806 00:37:03,306 --> 00:37:05,642 He... Really? 807 00:37:05,725 --> 00:37:07,953 Yeah, he had to contour the hell out of the jawline, too. 808 00:37:07,977 --> 00:37:09,977 It... it was a process, yeah. 809 00:37:10,438 --> 00:37:11,481 Look. 810 00:37:12,941 --> 00:37:14,317 I want to ask you both 811 00:37:15,068 --> 00:37:16,319 for a personal favor. 812 00:37:17,654 --> 00:37:18,655 Mr. Boimler. 813 00:37:19,322 --> 00:37:21,042 I heard that you've been encouraging my crew 814 00:37:21,116 --> 00:37:22,617 to throw me a surprise party. 815 00:37:22,992 --> 00:37:24,327 Please stop doing that. 816 00:37:24,828 --> 00:37:25,829 It's just... 817 00:37:27,247 --> 00:37:30,417 you never know how many birthdays you have left. 818 00:37:30,667 --> 00:37:31,894 - What are you doing? - And, and... 819 00:37:31,918 --> 00:37:35,171 right now, you have friends who want to celebrate you. 820 00:37:36,214 --> 00:37:37,882 While you still can. 821 00:37:39,426 --> 00:37:40,427 Ah. 822 00:37:40,844 --> 00:37:43,044 Think I know what you're getting at. And I already know. 823 00:37:43,805 --> 00:37:45,265 Uh, you know about... 824 00:37:45,348 --> 00:37:46,409 You... So, you know about the whole... 825 00:37:46,433 --> 00:37:47,576 - What specifically do you know about? - Not wanting a party 826 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:49,640 has nothing to do with what's going to happen to me. 827 00:37:49,978 --> 00:37:52,564 It's about what's already happened. 828 00:37:54,441 --> 00:37:55,942 What do you mean? 829 00:37:56,276 --> 00:37:59,320 My father... 830 00:37:59,946 --> 00:38:01,030 we didn't get along. 831 00:38:01,489 --> 00:38:04,159 Frankly, there were times I downright hated his guts. 832 00:38:06,995 --> 00:38:08,329 We never resolved things. 833 00:38:11,249 --> 00:38:14,711 This is the first year I'll be older than he was when he died. 834 00:38:15,420 --> 00:38:20,550 But I'd give years off my own life if we could have one more argument. 835 00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:26,181 So, my plan was to finish this mission 836 00:38:26,347 --> 00:38:29,267 then sit in a fishing cabin on Setlik II's ice moon, 837 00:38:30,059 --> 00:38:32,395 bring a good bottle of whiskey and have that talk. 838 00:38:33,813 --> 00:38:35,023 I'm sorry about your dad. 839 00:38:35,857 --> 00:38:36,858 But I wonder, 840 00:38:37,525 --> 00:38:40,862 if, someday, you're not around anymore, 841 00:38:42,030 --> 00:38:43,239 how many people on this ship 842 00:38:43,323 --> 00:38:45,163 would wish they had another day to talk to you? 843 00:38:49,662 --> 00:38:51,414 Sometimes it's hard to visit the past. 844 00:38:52,248 --> 00:38:53,851 Yeah, I mean, I didn't want to be here at all. 845 00:38:53,875 --> 00:38:54,959 Shh. 846 00:38:59,088 --> 00:39:00,089 You know... 847 00:39:02,926 --> 00:39:04,594 I can understand what it must feel like, 848 00:39:06,304 --> 00:39:07,597 the both of you coming here. 849 00:39:09,599 --> 00:39:12,977 I try to think how I would feel setting foot on Archer's Enterprise. 850 00:39:13,102 --> 00:39:15,313 Oh, the NX-01? Don't worry, 851 00:39:15,396 --> 00:39:17,023 Boimler would freak out about that, too. 852 00:39:17,106 --> 00:39:18,149 The NX-01. 853 00:39:18,233 --> 00:39:19,919 They don't make them like that ship anymore, huh? 854 00:39:19,943 --> 00:39:21,653 No, they do. 855 00:39:23,071 --> 00:39:24,072 Captain... 856 00:39:25,073 --> 00:39:26,616 I think I know how to get us home. 857 00:39:31,287 --> 00:39:34,332 When I first arrived, I brought expectations 858 00:39:34,499 --> 00:39:35,959 of each of you from the future. 859 00:39:36,125 --> 00:39:37,460 And not only was that dangerous, 860 00:39:37,835 --> 00:39:40,672 it denied the reality of who you are right now. 861 00:39:41,005 --> 00:39:44,384 So, I'd like to apologize to you all with a limerick. 862 00:39:44,467 --> 00:39:45,969 Or you could just get to the point. 863 00:39:46,052 --> 00:39:47,112 I don't have to do the limerick. 864 00:39:47,136 --> 00:39:48,697 I don't have to... Mariner, why don't you... 865 00:39:48,721 --> 00:39:50,241 Okay, so, one time, Boimler dragged me 866 00:39:50,265 --> 00:39:51,492 to the Starship History Museum. 867 00:39:51,516 --> 00:39:52,618 Dragged? You ran up to the doors. 868 00:39:52,642 --> 00:39:54,202 No, I didn't. It was boring. I hated it. 869 00:39:54,310 --> 00:39:55,520 Anyway, so, 870 00:39:55,645 --> 00:39:57,981 they had the NX-01 there. Archer's Enterprise. 871 00:39:58,064 --> 00:40:00,384 Yeah, yeah, classic design. Plus it had, you know, 872 00:40:00,441 --> 00:40:01,877 - the grapplers. - Skip that part. They don't care. 873 00:40:01,901 --> 00:40:03,778 - I love grapplers. - See? 874 00:40:03,861 --> 00:40:05,572 - All right. - Anyway, 875 00:40:05,697 --> 00:40:07,049 later on in the tour, they said that 876 00:40:07,073 --> 00:40:11,202 ships back then actually used horonium alloy in their hulls. 877 00:40:11,286 --> 00:40:13,162 Ta-da! 878 00:40:14,455 --> 00:40:16,916 So we need to dig an NX class ship out of mothballs? 879 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,459 No, because the tradition is 880 00:40:18,543 --> 00:40:20,020 every time a new vessel's commissioned... 881 00:40:20,044 --> 00:40:22,684 Construction starts with a piece of the last ship to bear its name. 882 00:40:22,714 --> 00:40:25,758 Meaning there should be a piece of horonium inside the Enterprise. 883 00:40:25,842 --> 00:40:27,082 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. 884 00:40:27,135 --> 00:40:28,735 Do you know where the section is located? 885 00:40:29,596 --> 00:40:33,016 - I don't, but... - Surprise, I paid attention. 886 00:40:33,182 --> 00:40:34,350 Without being asked. 887 00:40:34,684 --> 00:40:36,477 This guy was distracted by the grapplers. 888 00:40:36,644 --> 00:40:39,188 It is surprising because she normally does not pay attention. 889 00:40:46,195 --> 00:40:48,990 Careful with my floor. I use that! 890 00:40:49,198 --> 00:40:51,518 It is illogical to assume that you are the only one. 891 00:40:53,202 --> 00:40:55,913 I can't believe all this time, we have been walking 892 00:40:55,997 --> 00:40:58,082 over a piece of history. 893 00:40:58,166 --> 00:41:00,084 I'm a huge fan of Travis Mayweather. 894 00:41:00,335 --> 00:41:02,378 First pilot of the NX-01. 895 00:41:02,712 --> 00:41:04,672 My middle school gym was named after him. 896 00:41:04,922 --> 00:41:06,442 Hoshi Sato was on that ship, too. 897 00:41:06,466 --> 00:41:09,010 You know she spoke 86 languages? 898 00:41:09,093 --> 00:41:10,773 I wrote three papers on her at the Academy. 899 00:41:12,805 --> 00:41:14,474 Are we sounding like... 900 00:41:16,100 --> 00:41:17,185 Them? 901 00:41:17,268 --> 00:41:18,269 Indeed. 902 00:41:18,811 --> 00:41:20,980 It is exhausting. 903 00:41:27,070 --> 00:41:28,071 Hi. 904 00:41:28,446 --> 00:41:30,448 Is there a problem, Ensign? 905 00:41:30,865 --> 00:41:32,968 Listen, I... I may have given you the wrong impression 906 00:41:32,992 --> 00:41:35,953 about Boimler's poster. It... it's for recruitment. 907 00:41:36,329 --> 00:41:40,750 Yeah, you're the literal poster girl/woman for Starfleet. 908 00:41:42,335 --> 00:41:43,503 - Come on, come on. - Uh... 909 00:41:43,961 --> 00:41:46,714 - You should have led with that part. - Yeah. 910 00:41:46,798 --> 00:41:48,257 - This is true? - Yes, sir, 911 00:41:48,466 --> 00:41:49,842 Number One, sir. Uh... 912 00:41:50,593 --> 00:41:53,638 It was a really big reason why I joined. 913 00:41:54,389 --> 00:41:56,224 Ad astra per aspera. 914 00:41:59,268 --> 00:42:00,645 They put that on the poster? 915 00:42:01,771 --> 00:42:03,481 And I put it in my bunk. 916 00:42:04,899 --> 00:42:07,610 I meant for that to sound a lot more admiring than it did. 917 00:42:08,611 --> 00:42:10,905 Your flagrant disregard for temporal protocols 918 00:42:10,988 --> 00:42:12,615 by telling me this is deeply troubling. 919 00:42:17,328 --> 00:42:18,621 But thanks, all the same. 920 00:42:31,634 --> 00:42:34,053 Live long and prosper, Mr. Boimler. 921 00:42:40,309 --> 00:42:41,310 Energize. 922 00:42:41,394 --> 00:42:44,439 I... I'll... You also live and... 923 00:42:50,194 --> 00:42:51,821 We got your message about the portal. 924 00:42:52,655 --> 00:42:54,198 That was a mistake. 925 00:42:54,282 --> 00:42:56,576 That message was sent without my authorization. 926 00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:58,578 I'm afraid we still need it. 927 00:42:59,287 --> 00:43:01,497 I do not like having my time wasted, Captain. 928 00:43:01,581 --> 00:43:02,749 It's not his fault. 929 00:43:02,832 --> 00:43:04,375 - It's mine. - And mine. 930 00:43:04,459 --> 00:43:05,626 It's true. It's their fault. 931 00:43:05,710 --> 00:43:07,378 We called you because 932 00:43:07,628 --> 00:43:09,606 we didn't want those Federation colonists to starve. 933 00:43:09,630 --> 00:43:11,024 Yeah, plus we were kind of going through 934 00:43:11,048 --> 00:43:12,550 a quarter-life crisis type of thing. 935 00:43:12,633 --> 00:43:13,694 You know, you meet your heroes, 936 00:43:13,718 --> 00:43:15,654 and then you're, like, "What have I done with my life? 937 00:43:15,678 --> 00:43:17,156 - "I'm trash, right?" - You went through that, too? 938 00:43:17,180 --> 00:43:19,074 Absolutely. You met Uhura. She's the total package. 939 00:43:19,098 --> 00:43:20,099 It is intimidating. 940 00:43:20,183 --> 00:43:21,535 Because I was going through the same thing with Spock, so... 941 00:43:21,559 --> 00:43:22,703 - I know. I didn't want to... - Earlier, 942 00:43:22,727 --> 00:43:25,730 you will recall, I told you that we were here for routine surveys. 943 00:43:25,813 --> 00:43:27,690 Well, here's the whole truth. 944 00:43:28,149 --> 00:43:30,526 That is a time portal. 945 00:43:30,693 --> 00:43:33,696 And these two are from the future and... 946 00:43:33,780 --> 00:43:36,783 - we need the portal to get them home. - Really? 947 00:43:37,116 --> 00:43:40,411 To a future where it's considered offensive 948 00:43:40,495 --> 00:43:42,038 to assume an Orion is a pirate. 949 00:43:42,538 --> 00:43:44,498 Yeah. And, actually, you know, one of our 950 00:43:44,540 --> 00:43:46,834 best friends in Starfleet is an Orion officer. 951 00:43:47,543 --> 00:43:49,170 A scientist. Although she does also 952 00:43:49,253 --> 00:43:51,464 go by the name Mistress of the Winter Constellations. 953 00:43:51,631 --> 00:43:53,382 - It's very strange. - That name. 954 00:43:53,633 --> 00:43:55,113 Her great-grandmother's on your ship. 955 00:43:55,885 --> 00:43:56,886 Her name's Tendi. 956 00:43:56,969 --> 00:43:59,263 I have an Astrea Tendi on my ship. 957 00:43:59,347 --> 00:44:00,348 How do you know that? 958 00:44:00,556 --> 00:44:02,284 - Well... Yeah. - Because we are time travelers, 959 00:44:02,308 --> 00:44:04,244 as we've been telling you. I feel like he doesn't listen. 960 00:44:04,268 --> 00:44:05,388 How... how about this. 961 00:44:05,853 --> 00:44:09,565 You let us use the portal and, as far as history is concerned, 962 00:44:10,942 --> 00:44:12,193 Orions discovered it. 963 00:44:13,236 --> 00:44:15,530 Orion scientists. 964 00:44:19,742 --> 00:44:21,077 That's all I've ever wanted. 965 00:44:37,510 --> 00:44:39,071 There they are! Should we go get them? 966 00:44:39,095 --> 00:44:40,596 Hang on! We'll be right there! 967 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:42,515 - No, no, no, we'll come to you. - Just, no. 968 00:44:48,855 --> 00:44:50,175 It was good to meet you, Captain. 969 00:45:08,958 --> 00:45:09,959 Wha... 970 00:45:10,626 --> 00:45:11,627 They seemed nice. 971 00:45:12,795 --> 00:45:14,380 Tendi, you were right. 972 00:45:14,463 --> 00:45:16,223 It turns out Orions did discover this portal. 973 00:45:16,257 --> 00:45:18,593 I know. I told you. My great- grandmother discovered it. 974 00:45:19,010 --> 00:45:20,678 - Ooh, Astrea, right? - That's right. 975 00:45:20,761 --> 00:45:22,305 But how'd you know her name? 976 00:45:26,309 --> 00:45:28,561 Thanks for coming back to the TOS era to get me. 977 00:45:28,644 --> 00:45:29,705 You picked that up from Ransom. 978 00:45:29,729 --> 00:45:30,914 Why does he always call it that? 979 00:45:30,938 --> 00:45:32,440 It stands for Those Old Scientists. 980 00:45:32,523 --> 00:45:34,025 Huh. They seemed pretty young to me. 981 00:45:34,150 --> 00:45:35,818 Numero Una. 982 00:45:35,902 --> 00:45:38,821 Hottest First Officer in Starfleet history. 983 00:45:38,905 --> 00:45:39,906 Ow! 984 00:45:39,989 --> 00:45:41,174 Hey, hey! How was the mission, Mariner? 985 00:45:41,198 --> 00:45:42,950 Never seen you fight to get work before. 986 00:45:43,034 --> 00:45:44,928 Captain was just gonna send cadets to that portal, 987 00:45:44,952 --> 00:45:45,953 but she called dibs. 988 00:45:46,037 --> 00:45:47,038 It was boring. Go away. 989 00:45:48,247 --> 00:45:50,082 You fought to get this mission? 990 00:45:50,374 --> 00:45:52,585 - You did it just so I'd get to go. - No. 991 00:45:52,668 --> 00:45:55,004 Ransom's just an idiot with a bad memory 992 00:45:55,171 --> 00:45:56,857 'cause he sleeps facedown like a baby. Shut up. 993 00:46:11,729 --> 00:46:14,690 When we shouted "Surprise!" you didn't seem very surprised. 994 00:46:14,774 --> 00:46:16,192 Come on, Number One. I knew. 995 00:46:16,275 --> 00:46:17,860 That's why I canceled my fishing trip. 996 00:46:18,110 --> 00:46:20,738 Someone reminded me that maybe I should celebrate with my friends. 997 00:46:21,197 --> 00:46:24,909 Okay, next month for movie night, I'm programming an Andorian comedy. 998 00:46:25,368 --> 00:46:27,787 Mmm-hmm, turns out the secret to getting Uhura to relax 999 00:46:27,870 --> 00:46:28,996 is making it feel like work. 1000 00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,999 I believe you are going to be her next project, Lieutenant. 1001 00:46:32,083 --> 00:46:33,250 God help me. 1002 00:46:33,376 --> 00:46:36,128 What exactly have we been drinking for the last hour? 1003 00:46:36,212 --> 00:46:37,922 - Hmm... - Orion hurricanes. 1004 00:46:38,047 --> 00:46:41,050 Caras gave us a bottle of real Orion delaq, 1005 00:46:41,217 --> 00:46:42,218 so they're genuine. 1006 00:46:42,551 --> 00:46:43,719 Interesting flavor. 1007 00:46:43,886 --> 00:46:45,888 Does anyone else feel strange? 1008 00:46:46,013 --> 00:46:48,849 Why does everything feel so... two-dimensional? 1009 00:46:48,933 --> 00:46:50,685 My arms don't normally do this. 1010 00:46:50,851 --> 00:46:53,354 My eyes feel huge. Do my eyes look huge? 1011 00:46:55,856 --> 00:46:57,942 What the hell is in these things? 1012 00:48:08,387 --> 00:48:09,388 English - SDH