1 00:00:06,100 --> 00:00:11,100 ■ 2 00:00:06,100 --> 00:00:11,100 Renren Film and Television YYeTs.com 3 00:00:06,100 --> 00:00:11,100 Original translation bilingual subtitles 4 00:00:06,100 --> 00:00:11,100 For learning purposes only and not allowed to be used for any commercial profit-making activities More film and television updates Please log in to www.YYeTs.com 5 00:00:11,100 --> 00:00:14,100 Translation: Drunken Cheese 6 00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:17,100 Proofreading: Drunken Cheese 7 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:20,100 Timeline: penny 8 00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:23,100 Later stage: fish bones 9 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:03,140 Bessett, move faster. Burset. Clearing out, man. 10 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:06,660 what are you doing What the fuck are you doing? 11 00:02:06,950 --> 00:02:09,150 The captain asked me to record the damage Cap wanted me to document the damage. 12 00:02:09,210 --> 00:02:10,790 You have to check out the real panda sized toys in the living room You got to check out this life-sized fucking panda bear 13 00:02:10,790 --> 00:02:12,990 half burned they got in the living room, half-burnt. 14 00:02:12,990 --> 00:02:15,170 One of the plastic eyes was burned It's got one melted, plastic eye. 15 00:02:15,330 --> 00:02:16,450 I'll take you to see Come on. I’ll show you. 16 00:02:23,750 --> 00:02:24,760 I said to her So, I say to her, 17 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:26,770 You are the third pregnant girl I have rescued this month. "You're the third pregnant girl I've rescued this month." 18 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:28,680 She said I'm not pregnant She goes, "But I’m not pregnant." 19 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:30,670 I said you haven’t been rescued yet And I go, "You're not rescued yet." 20 00:02:31,030 --> 00:02:32,510 Bertset, where are you going? Hey, Burset, where the fuck you going? 21 00:02:32,510 --> 00:02:33,950 Go to the toilet Gotta drain the hose. 22 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:37,090 Remember the man who kept the cat and cried miserably? Anyway, remember the fucking crying guy with the cat? 23 00:02:37,100 --> 00:02:37,790 Remember? Remember him? 24 00:02:37,790 --> 00:02:39,300 I kept telling him the cat wasn't in the house. I kept telling him the cat wasn't in the house. 25 00:02:39,300 --> 00:02:41,430 He kept saying "I want to go in" He just keeps saying, "I got to go back in." 26 00:03:53,290 --> 00:03:55,910 Cleaned laundry is now available for pickup Laundry is now available for pickup. 27 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:17,750 You damn pervert, pluck your hair and take it to the toilet. You sick fuck. Do that in the bathroom. 28 00:04:18,850 --> 00:04:20,530 I have cancer I got cancer. 29 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:28,550 Can he look at us like this? Is he allowed to watch us like that? 30 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:29,880 Yellow beard? Pornstache? 31 00:04:30,820 --> 00:04:32,750 He always does whatever he wants He does whatever he wants. 32 00:04:32,970 --> 00:04:33,690 one day And one of these days, 33 00:04:33,690 --> 00:04:35,460 You need to change your underwear, Chapman. you're gonna have to change your panties, Chapman. 34 00:04:35,460 --> 00:04:37,090 Gradually I got used to it That shit's got to be getting ripe. 35 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:39,370 Look Look at this! 36 00:04:39,370 --> 00:04:40,750 I asked Sophia to do my hair extensions I asked Sophia to do my roots. 37 00:04:40,750 --> 00:04:43,210 She said she would have to wait two weeks She says there's a two-week waiting list. 38 00:04:43,890 --> 00:04:47,430 I won't let that shemale with a dick touch my hair I wouldn't let that he-she touch my hair with a ten-foot pole. 39 00:04:47,690 --> 00:04:49,390 Maybe one day I'll be as lucky as Rosa Well, hey, maybe I'll get lucky and go bald everywhere 40 00:04:49,390 --> 00:04:50,930 Except for the hairy nipples, the rest of the body is bald. but in the tits like Rosa. 41 00:04:50,930 --> 00:04:54,000 Sophia's dick is now a hole And Sophia’s pole is a hole now. 42 00:04:54,570 --> 00:04:56,340 Watson Bresnahan Diaz Watson, Bresnahan, and Diaz, 43 00:04:56,340 --> 00:04:58,750 Report to the counselor and be assigned a bed report to your counselor for your bunk assignments. 44 00:04:58,750 --> 00:05:01,120 Watson Bresnahan Diaz Watson, Bresnahan, and Diaz. 45 00:05:01,180 --> 00:05:02,350 The wait is finally here Finally. 46 00:05:02,350 --> 00:05:04,000 Have you been assigned a bed? Wait, you got assigned? 47 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,460 Damn it This is bullshit. 48 00:05:05,780 --> 00:05:07,130 I even went through confinement You know, I did my time in SHU. 49 00:05:07,130 --> 00:05:08,170 Do they want me to accompany them? How much longer they gonna keep me in here 50 00:05:08,170 --> 00:05:10,060 How long do Darth Vader and Mr. Bald Cleaner live together? with Darth Vader and Mr. Clean? 51 00:05:10,100 --> 00:05:11,990 You go to hell Fuck you. 52 00:05:11,990 --> 00:05:13,730 Why haven't I been assigned a bed yet? Why didn't I get assigned? 53 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:16,560 They probably sent her to the Latino area They're probably sending her to Spanish Harlem. 54 00:05:16,590 --> 00:05:19,830 You may be assigned to the white area They're gonna put you in the suburbs with the other white people. 55 00:05:19,870 --> 00:05:22,090 How they choose roommates So, how do they choose your roommate? 56 00:05:22,150 --> 00:05:23,340 what does it mean Why? 57 00:05:23,340 --> 00:05:26,280 Are you afraid of sharing a room with your ex-girlfriend? You afraid your gonna end up with your rocka-lezzie girlfriend? 58 00:05:47,130 --> 00:05:49,590 Bitch, don't even think about jumping in line. Haven't you seen so many people waiting in line? Bitch, don't be cutting. There's a line here. 59 00:05:50,530 --> 00:05:54,120 I'm just going to the toilet to pee. Is that okay? Um, for the toilet? I just need to pee. Can I pee? 60 00:05:54,650 --> 00:05:55,950 go ahead kid Go pee, kid. 61 00:05:56,770 --> 00:05:57,960 The water should be hot enough This better be hot. 62 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:59,770 If I see a pile of hair at the sewer entrance again If I find another clump of hair in the drain, 63 00:05:59,770 --> 00:06:01,310 I will be very unhappy there's gonna be trouble. 64 00:06:02,860 --> 00:06:04,510 God I'm sorry Oh! Geez! I'm sorry. 65 00:06:04,510 --> 00:06:06,470 It's okay, dear, it's okay to see That's okay, honey. You can look. 66 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:08,200 I spent a lot of money to make it I spent a lot of money for it. 67 00:06:10,110 --> 00:06:11,930 Go ahead, it's your turn Go ahead. It's all yours. 68 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:15,810 It's okay. I'll just wait. That’s okay. I think I’ll just wait. 69 00:06:15,810 --> 00:06:17,810 Then you have to wait You're gonna be waiting a long time now. 70 00:06:22,470 --> 00:06:24,380 She's talking to the devil She's talking to the devil. 71 00:06:24,510 --> 00:06:26,020 I understand Yeah, I got that part. 72 00:06:26,020 --> 00:06:27,950 That's the devil's compartment That’s Satan’s stall. 73 00:06:28,060 --> 00:06:29,830 At least the devil's compartment has a door At least Satan gets a door. 74 00:06:30,020 --> 00:06:31,410 Just one week Give it a week. 75 00:06:31,410 --> 00:06:33,860 You will be bold enough to urinate and fart in front of us. You'll be pissing and farting with the rest of us. 76 00:06:35,100 --> 00:06:37,000 Can't you buy anything in the supplies department yet? Your commissary ain't come in yet? 77 00:06:37,650 --> 00:06:40,420 It should be Oh, I- I think so. My, um- 78 00:06:40,420 --> 00:06:42,560 I can't buy anything until tomorrow my I.D. number doesn't shop till tomorrow. 79 00:06:42,570 --> 00:06:44,410 You better pray that you get what you want You better hope they got what you need. 80 00:06:44,490 --> 00:06:47,480 No dark foundation for three months They ain't had powder foundation in dark for three months. 81 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:49,520 I can't wander around here with a white face I can't be walking around here with "white face" on. 82 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:54,140 But these sanitary napkins and slippers are not fashionable enough. But those sad-pad shower shoes are not gonna save you. 83 00:06:54,210 --> 00:06:55,970 you need this You need some of these. 84 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:59,070 I made it myself. It’s considered advanced customization. I made my own. Couture. 85 00:06:59,510 --> 00:07:01,660 The materials department does not have slippers of size 13 Commissary don't carry a size thirteen. 86 00:07:02,450 --> 00:07:03,730 Is this made of tape? Is that duct tape? 87 00:07:03,730 --> 00:07:06,080 This kind of metal grain texture is very popular now Metallics are very in this season. 88 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:09,320 Don't hold it in for too long when going to the toilet Don't hold your big bathroom too long. 89 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:11,050 The food in prison is hard to digest Prison food stops you right up. 90 00:07:11,050 --> 00:07:12,810 When you can, pull it out as much as possible You got to get it out while you can. 91 00:07:12,810 --> 00:07:14,560 If you don’t want to queue for a shower If you want to skip that shower line, 92 00:07:14,570 --> 00:07:18,830 Just come in the morning or five o'clock in the afternoon. It's my little secret. do the five A.M. or the five P.M. That's my secret. 93 00:07:19,290 --> 00:07:21,280 why are you telling me this Why are you telling me all of this? 94 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:23,030 Because I cut your hair 'Cause I fucked up your hair. 95 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:25,040 You are a chicken coop now That shit looks broke. 96 00:07:25,110 --> 00:07:28,090 After you get the money, come to my salon. When your commissary comes in, swing by the salon. 97 00:07:28,090 --> 00:07:29,740 I'll take care of it for you I'll fix it right up for you. 98 00:07:30,990 --> 00:07:33,240 OK thank you Okay. Thank you. 99 00:07:34,210 --> 00:07:38,010 Don't be shy, honey, this is your home There's no point in playing shy, baby. You're home. 100 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,940 What a waste Now, that's a fucking waste right there. 101 00:08:12,940 --> 00:08:15,310 Black girl has a white girl's ass Black girl with a white girl's booty. 102 00:08:15,610 --> 00:08:17,120 What else does it mean? I mean, what's the point? 103 00:08:18,850 --> 00:08:21,050 Look carefully at this, brother. He looks very decent. Watch out for this one, man. She looks real good. 104 00:08:21,060 --> 00:08:21,800 But just open your mouth Then she opens her mouth, 105 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:25,240 A mouth full of rotten teeth like Gargamel and she's got those snaggly fucking gargamel teeth. 106 00:08:26,260 --> 00:08:28,940 Damn poisonous lady Fucking meth heads, man! 107 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:37,950 There's a guy over there who's definitely different, man. Now, that right there, that's a whole different species, my friend. 108 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,690 Hello Bursette Hey! Burset! 109 00:08:42,310 --> 00:08:43,540 come here Come over here. 110 00:08:52,010 --> 00:08:53,260 smell it Smell that. 111 00:08:53,890 --> 00:08:55,230 Do you think it smells good? That smells good to you? 112 00:08:55,750 --> 00:08:57,130 McDonald's? Mickey D's? 113 00:08:57,640 --> 00:08:59,690 How long has it been since you had this? How long's it been since you had one of these? 114 00:09:01,810 --> 00:09:02,970 a long time Long time. 115 00:09:04,370 --> 00:09:05,660 Want some? Do you want some? 116 00:09:06,220 --> 00:09:08,120 Are you letting me eat it? You offer me a taste? 117 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:11,430 You can try it on my dick You can suck it out of my dick. 118 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:14,770 I don't like sausage in my breakfast sandwich I don't do sausage on my breakfast sandwich. 119 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:21,210 What are you doing in the instructor's monitoring room? What the fuck are you doing inside the C.O. bubble? 120 00:09:23,060 --> 00:09:24,270 You've crossed the line, Bursett. Your foot's over the line, Burset. 121 00:09:24,270 --> 00:09:27,420 You better get back or I'll shoot you You better get back, before I give you a shot. 122 00:09:31,030 --> 00:09:32,510 These girls have great personalities. Shit is wild, right? 123 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:33,970 unpredictable Freaky. 124 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:36,620 What a weirdo Freaky deaky. Freaktown. 125 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:42,900 Artificial vagina must feel so good to put on Cyborg pussy. I bet it's fucking perfect. 126 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:46,060 Don't say you're good Don't tell me you'd hit that. 127 00:09:46,060 --> 00:09:48,150 Just because I'm in prison doesn't mean I'm an old man. I live in the present, not in the past. 128 00:09:48,150 --> 00:09:50,290 And she used to have a dick Besides, she used to have a dick, 129 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:51,940 So she knows what men like so she knows what it likes. 130 00:09:58,980 --> 00:10:01,620 How do you solve your sexual needs in Iraq? What’d you guys do about pussy in Iraq anyway? 131 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:03,970 Have you ever been on a camel? Did you fuck camels? 132 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:05,560 I served in Afghanistan I was in Afghanistan. 133 00:10:05,770 --> 00:10:06,990 Don't get close to camels You don't go anywhere near the camels 134 00:10:06,990 --> 00:10:08,370 Sometimes locals tie explosives to camels cause sometimes they strap them up with explosives 135 00:10:08,370 --> 00:10:10,210 Driving camels into the camp and they run them in the camp and... 136 00:10:12,110 --> 00:10:13,460 If you have sex with a local girl If you try to have sex with the girls there, 137 00:10:13,460 --> 00:10:15,210 The villagers would stone them to death their village throws rocks at them till they die, 138 00:10:15,210 --> 00:10:16,930 So sex is unlikely so there's not a lot going on. 139 00:10:17,340 --> 00:10:19,260 And women are all dressed up like beekeepers Plus, they're all dressed like beekeepers. 140 00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:21,540 Occasionally a Russian prostitute comes Occasionally, a Russian hooker comes through, 141 00:10:21,740 --> 00:10:23,920 But those women are nasty and crybaby but those girls are nasty and they cry a lot. 142 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,920 All these female prisoners want me Bennett All these offenders want a piece of me, Bennett. 143 00:10:30,270 --> 00:10:31,540 Do you know why? You know why? 144 00:10:32,490 --> 00:10:34,390 It's all caused by damn hormones It's the fucking pheromones, man. 145 00:10:34,390 --> 00:10:36,490 They've been locked up like this for too long You get them all locked up like this for a long time, 146 00:10:36,490 --> 00:10:41,400 They will be desperate for masculine scent and they get this prehistoric yearning for man-stink. 147 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:46,310 They all hate me They just- they fucking hate my guts, you know? 148 00:10:46,430 --> 00:10:49,090 But they can't help but want me But they can't help themselves. 149 00:10:49,810 --> 00:10:51,850 I'm a stinky man, they just like it I'm musty, and they love it. 150 00:10:53,230 --> 00:10:54,510 you won't really You don't really -- 151 00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:57,420 What? Fuck them? What? Fuck'em? 152 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,820 Of course not. That would be against the rules. Hell, no. That's against the rules. 153 00:11:05,130 --> 00:11:07,090 I'm telling you little guy I'll tell you what, grasshopper. 154 00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:11,350 Some bitches will give you a blowjob for half a cigarette Some of these bitches would suck it for half a cigarette. 155 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:14,440 Swallow saliva, lift tongue Swallow. Lift your tongue. 156 00:11:15,620 --> 00:11:17,120 Okay, let's go Okay. Move on. 157 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:18,220 black Black. 158 00:11:18,650 --> 00:11:20,940 Eat it with food, no need to check Take these with food. No check. 159 00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:21,840 I was given yellow pills Ooh, you got me on the yellow ones. 160 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:22,530 i like this I like the yellow ones. 161 00:11:22,530 --> 00:11:24,300 I lost ten pounds eating this Lost ten pounds on the yellow ones. 162 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:25,960 But I got a bad rash But gave me that horrible rash on my coot-- 163 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:28,940 None of my business, Burset. Not my problem. Burset. 164 00:11:31,530 --> 00:11:33,210 What is this? This is not my medicine. What are those? Those aren't my pills. 165 00:11:33,210 --> 00:11:36,080 Now, the whole prison is using generic drugs. They are now. Whole prison is going generic. 166 00:11:36,090 --> 00:11:37,580 what is the dose What's the dose? 167 00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:39,210 0.5 mg Uh, point five milligrams. 168 00:11:39,220 --> 00:11:40,900 Not enough I need 4 mg They ain't enough. I need four of those. 169 00:11:40,900 --> 00:11:42,580 It's whatever it says on the form. I do what the chart says. 170 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,630 You can't change my dose You can't just change my dose. 171 00:11:44,630 --> 00:11:46,450 Go talk to your counselor, okay? Talk to your counselor, okay? 172 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:49,020 Fatovic Fatovich. 173 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,000 Say your name, little girl You got a name, girl? 174 00:11:54,190 --> 00:11:56,860 This is your bed. Those two are your hooks. That's your bed. Those two are your hooks. 175 00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:58,250 This place is different from where you stayed before This ain't like the projects in here. 176 00:11:58,250 --> 00:12:01,600 I have rules here. You can't sleep all day. It's upsetting to watch. I got rules. No sleeping all day 'cause it's depressing. 177 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:03,200 Pack your own things Clean up after yourself. 178 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:06,030 If the floor is dirty my floor is dirty If I find a mess on this floor, my floor, 179 00:12:06,030 --> 00:12:07,460 I won't be polite you're gonna hear about it. 180 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:09,290 Eat well sealed And keep your food sealed 181 00:12:09,290 --> 00:12:11,370 I don't want rats and cockroaches because I don't need chipmunks or roaches in here 182 00:12:11,370 --> 00:12:13,040 Come here for cup noodles trying to get their cup o'noodles on, 183 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:15,430 And that thing stinks to heaven plus that poor excuse for food stinks to high heaven -- 184 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:18,370 I can sleep anytime I want, old woman. I sleep whenever I want, old lady. 185 00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:23,440 I don't know which small, remote country you come from And I don't know what busted-ass country you come from, 186 00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:25,620 this is america but this is America. 187 00:12:25,910 --> 00:12:27,630 If I want to eat noodles And if I want noodles, 188 00:12:27,650 --> 00:12:29,420 I will eat I'll eat noodles. 189 00:12:29,430 --> 00:12:31,320 Get out of your way now Now, back off across your floor before 190 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:34,410 Lest I cause trouble you don't like I make you that mess you hate so much. 191 00:12:38,220 --> 00:12:39,450 It's time to take off the orange, Chapman Time to peel that orange, Chapman. 192 00:12:39,450 --> 00:12:40,890 You are officially one of us You're one of us now. 193 00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:43,850 a formal member a formal member One of us. One of us. 194 00:12:52,090 --> 00:12:53,450 Is number nine and a half right? Nine and a half, right? 195 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:57,950 No. 10 Ten. 196 00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:02,460 Did your feet swell after you fell in love with a man again? Did your feet swell when you went back to boys? 197 00:13:03,210 --> 00:13:04,460 Go to hell Fuck you. 198 00:13:06,470 --> 00:13:08,140 You can't change an inmate's medication You can't just change people's meds. 199 00:13:08,140 --> 00:13:11,190 Middle-aged women queued up to complain to me about blood pressure medication I got a line of golden girls complaining about blood-pressure pills. 200 00:13:11,190 --> 00:13:13,080 Half the people in prison are taking antidepressants Half this prison's on antidepressants. 201 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:15,310 If you don't give them Zoloft, they'll go crazy. You take away their Zoloft, they're gonna go off the rails. 202 00:13:15,310 --> 00:13:17,820 It's going to be such a big fuss that my world is turned upside down. Monumentally bad! Monumental pain in my ass! 203 00:13:17,820 --> 00:13:20,410 You are turned upside down and I still worry about changing suppliers and laying off employees. Your ass? I'm juggling vendor changes, staff reductions. 204 00:13:20,410 --> 00:13:22,220 Look at me, I have to pay for a cup of coffee Look at me. I'm paying for my own coffee here. 205 00:13:22,220 --> 00:13:26,220 There's a transsexual who's been yelling at my door about her hormone pills. I've got a tranny camped out in my hallway yelling about her hormones. 206 00:13:26,220 --> 00:13:29,200 He's going to be okay, she's okay, God. He can suck it up. She. Jesus. 207 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:30,750 She's going to be a big problem for us She could be a major headache for us. 208 00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:32,640 We just need to give her enough to maintain We are only required to give her enough to maintain. 209 00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:35,790 It's federal law if he wants to be a pretty girl It is a federal system. If he wanted to keep his girlish figure, 210 00:13:35,790 --> 00:13:37,570 He shouldn't be in jail he should have stayed out of jail. 211 00:13:37,570 --> 00:13:39,650 How can any man give up being a man? Why would anyone ever give up being a man? 212 00:13:39,650 --> 00:13:43,350 It's like winning a jackpot and giving the ticket back I-it's like winning the lottery and giving the ticket back. 213 00:14:01,330 --> 00:14:03,840 baby Hello, baby! 214 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,940 Look, you're sweating Look at you getting your sweat on. 215 00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:12,420 You're so gorgeous. I bet you don't smell bad. You look all shiny. I bet you- you don't even smell funky. 216 00:14:12,810 --> 00:14:15,930 Damn, I knew you didn’t stink Oh, shit. I knew you wouldn't. 217 00:14:16,090 --> 00:14:17,420 You're a real woman Chapman Hey, you’re a real woman, Chapman, 218 00:14:17,420 --> 00:14:19,040 real mature woman a real, grown woman. 219 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:21,090 Unlike other women here And not like all these other girls around here. 220 00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:23,520 I don't want to waste my time with those stupid bitches I can't waste my time with these silly bitches. 221 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,980 I need a real woman I need a real woman. 222 00:14:27,570 --> 00:14:28,750 I believe you will find it I'm sure that you'll find one. 223 00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:29,540 I wrote a poem. Do you want to listen to it? I wrote a poem. You want to hear it? 224 00:14:29,550 --> 00:14:30,430 No need You know that's fine. 225 00:14:30,430 --> 00:14:32,510 before i knew you Before I met you, 226 00:14:32,510 --> 00:14:35,680 The sun is like a yellow grape the sun was like a yellow grape. 227 00:14:36,370 --> 00:14:39,760 Now it looks like fire from the sky But now, it looks like fire in the sky. 228 00:14:39,770 --> 00:14:40,740 why Why? 229 00:14:40,740 --> 00:14:47,300 Because you lit the fire inside me Because you light a fire inside me. 230 00:14:56,510 --> 00:14:58,040 I wrote it for you I wrote it for you. 231 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,740 My fiancé is a writer You know, my fiance is a writer. 232 00:15:05,810 --> 00:15:07,820 I'm going to call you Dandelion I'm gonna call you dandelion 233 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:12,420 They are beautiful and yellow [blond] like you 'cause they're pretty and yellow, just like you. 234 00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:14,540 Everyone, get out quickly Everybody out! Let's go! 235 00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:16,110 Sorry Oh- oh, excuse. 236 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:19,950 what happened What's going on? 237 00:15:19,950 --> 00:15:20,980 Close this area Locking up the track. 238 00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:21,710 why Why? 239 00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:24,430 Reduced budget, no police presence Budget cuts. No staff to cover it. 240 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:26,780 But I have to run But I- I have- I have to run. 241 00:15:26,780 --> 00:15:29,230 This is the only thing that makes me feel like a normal person This is the only thing that makes me feel normal. 242 00:15:29,230 --> 00:15:32,100 You have to find other places to relax. Y'all gonna have to do your swirl someplace else. 243 00:15:32,610 --> 00:15:33,840 Let the wind go Swirl? 244 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:40,470 Chocolate Vanilla Cone Chocolate and vanilla swirl. 245 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:43,650 cone Swirl. 246 00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:49,240 In short, prisons can no longer provide high-end hormones. The bottom line is that the prison can no longer provide high-end hormones. 247 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,290 if i don't take medicine If I don't get my medication, 248 00:15:51,580 --> 00:15:54,520 I will experience withdrawal discomfort and hot flashes I’m going through withdrawal, hot flashes, 249 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:56,600 Night sweats make my face feel flabby night sweats. My face will sag. 250 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:57,430 Body hair will grow back My body hair will start to grow back. 251 00:15:57,430 --> 00:15:58,610 No need to go into so much detail Okay, we don't need to get into it. 252 00:15:58,610 --> 00:16:00,610 Let me explain to you Let me explain this for you. 253 00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:04,190 When my penis is split in half and reversed When my penis was split in half and inverted, 254 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:06,220 My testicles were also removed my tests were removed, 255 00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:08,730 So I no longer have testosterone to replace so I don't have any testosterone left 256 00:16:08,730 --> 00:16:12,480 -You took away the estrogen. -Okay. - to replace the estrogen that you're taking away from me! - Okay. Okay! 257 00:16:12,890 --> 00:16:14,300 what do you want me to do What do you want from me? 258 00:16:17,050 --> 00:16:18,630 I want to see a doctor I want to see a doctor. 259 00:16:18,640 --> 00:16:20,680 You can only go to the hospital for emergencies You can't go to the clinic unless it's an emergency. 260 00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:22,150 This is emergency This is an emergency. 261 00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:24,070 we don't think so Yeah, well, we don't see it that way. 262 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,430 Is there anything else? Was there something else? 263 00:16:31,170 --> 00:16:32,450 Yes Yes. 264 00:16:42,430 --> 00:16:44,820 I need to go to the emergency room I'd like to report an emergency. 265 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:50,310 God, the new roommate talks about rules and bullshit. Man, new bunky is trying to lay down all these rules and shit. 266 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,320 Put this here, put that there "Dis go here. Dat go there. 267 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:54,220 This is how you wipe your butt This how you be wiping your bunghole." 268 00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:56,930 Did you share the beds? Which dormitory are you in? Wait, you got assigned? What dorm are you in? 269 00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:59,620 Ladies, don't piss off Ms. Claudette. Yo, girl, be careful messing with Miss Claudette. 270 00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:00,850 That woman is amazing That woman is no joke. 271 00:17:00,850 --> 00:17:03,400 How about it? Is it possible that she will still use witchcraft to curse me? What? Is she gonna put a voodoo curse on me? 272 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,710 This island bitch is a control freak Island bitch got control issues. 273 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,410 Rumors say she killed someone Word is she killed someone. 274 00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:09,150 That's why the sentence is so long That's why she doing so much time. 275 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:10,400 I believe this too Yeah, I believe it, too. 276 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,650 You can tell by looking at her eyes that she has seen great things. You look in her eyes, you know she's seen some shit. 277 00:17:12,650 --> 00:17:13,630 I'm not afraid of her I'm not scared of her. 278 00:17:13,630 --> 00:17:14,740 you should be afraid You should be. 279 00:17:14,740 --> 00:17:15,690 I heard she was in the cell I hear when she was down the hill, 280 00:17:15,690 --> 00:17:18,510 I threw a basin of boiling water on my roommate's face. she threw a pot of boiling water in her bunky's face, 281 00:17:18,510 --> 00:17:20,280 My eyelids were burned off burned her eyelids off. 282 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,320 That woman no longer looks like a human or a ghost. She be looking like Beetlejuice and shit. 283 00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:25,320 How about coming to me? So? Let her come at me. 284 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,940 Come if you have the guts Yo, come on, now. 285 00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:28,410 She'll know who she's messing with She'll see what she be messing with. 286 00:17:28,410 --> 00:17:31,290 Come on. She hasn't seen a visitor in ten years. No, the lady ain't taken a visitor in ten years 287 00:17:31,290 --> 00:17:33,160 Because she didn't want to undergo a strip search 'cause she won't do strip search. 288 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:36,490 And she has been in jail for so long without ever having a bowel movement. And she ain't dookied the whole time she been locked up. 289 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,010 - Stop it. - I'm serious. - Come on. - No, I'm serious. 290 00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:38,980 This is ridiculous That's crazy. 291 00:17:38,980 --> 00:17:41,540 Seriously, no one has ever seen her use the toilet stall. No, for reals. No one's ever seen her use the stalls. 292 00:17:41,540 --> 00:17:43,820 It's true, she's not a plus size That's the truth. She don't poop. 293 00:17:43,820 --> 00:17:47,020 Her ass might be plugged by a voodoo spell She probably got a voodoo spell stopping up her butt. 294 00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:49,160 So strong That's some steel right there. 295 00:17:56,340 --> 00:17:57,880 keep moving forward Keep the line moving. 296 00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:01,280 Materials Department resumes supply of wing sanitary napkins Maxi pads with wings are back in the commissary. 297 00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:10,140 Mid-shift situation: Ward rounds at 9:30 pm Swing shift go detail. P.M. cell check at twenty-one thirty hours. 298 00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:23,500 I massaged Hong Ma’s feet so I could eat. It took forty-five minutes. I had to rub Red's feet for this. Forty-five minutes. 299 00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:24,990 you can't sit here You can't sit there. 300 00:18:26,030 --> 00:18:27,640 How long are you going to keep this bad face? How long you gonna do this? 301 00:18:28,390 --> 00:18:30,780 We all live here and have to accept each other We both live here. We have to deal with each other. 302 00:18:30,780 --> 00:18:31,950 No need No, we don't. 303 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,480 I don't want to see you for the entire sentence. I plan on spending my entire sentence avoiding you. 304 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:35,660 Don't worry about it Get over it. 305 00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:38,670 We've all broken the law, we've all been caught We did some illegal shit, and we both got caught. 306 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,580 you stole my life You stole my life. 307 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:46,030 You stole the beautiful life I created after leaving you You stole my good life that I made after you. 308 00:18:46,950 --> 00:18:49,090 stay away from me Stay the fuck away from me. 309 00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:53,810 Ladies, the training program begins in one hour. Ladies, in-house programs will begin in one hour. 310 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,070 Are you in trouble? Is there a problem here? 311 00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:58,310 No No. 312 00:18:59,390 --> 00:19:01,200 Are you annoying my friend? You bothering my friend here? 313 00:19:02,730 --> 00:19:06,220 Dandelion, is she bothering you? Dandelion, she bothering you? 314 00:19:06,380 --> 00:19:08,370 No, we were just talking. No. We were just talking. 315 00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:11,990 Yeah, she's annoying me Yeah. She is bothering me. 316 00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:16,610 Hurry up and get out of her way. She doesn't like talking to you. Then you need to be on your way 'cause she don't like talking to you, 317 00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:20,000 Don't like it at all not one bit. 318 00:19:21,110 --> 00:19:22,090 are you kidding Are you kidding me? 319 00:19:22,090 --> 00:19:23,940 Get lost bitch Move, bitch! 320 00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:25,690 This is my wife This is my wife here, 321 00:19:25,690 --> 00:19:27,340 -Get out of here right now -No, I'm not yours... - so you need to step - Oh, oh, no. I'm not actually your 322 00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:31,400 I will destroy you. I will destroy you, bitch. I will cut you! I will cut you, bitch! 323 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,590 Don't force me to kill you Don't make me cut you! 324 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:37,030 I'll kill you, bitch. You don't know how powerful I am. I am gonna fuck you up! Bitch, you don't know me! 325 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,220 calm calm down Take it easy. Take it easy. 326 00:19:43,910 --> 00:19:48,270 It's okay We're okay It’s- it’s all right. We all good. 327 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,460 I'm not your wife I'm not your wife. 328 00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:06,800 I threw away all the pie for you I threw my pie for you. 329 00:20:13,210 --> 00:20:16,680 The head you swallow will be excreted from the body in three to five days. The head should pass through your body in three to five days. 330 00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:18,960 Unless you are vomiting or having severe convulsions Unless you start vomiting or have severe cramping, 331 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,960 The best way is to excrete it naturally through the body it's best just to let the body eliminate this on its own. 332 00:20:21,990 --> 00:20:23,680 Do I have to pull it out? I'm gonna have to shit it out? 333 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,330 After entering the esophagus If it made it down your esophagus, 334 00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:27,050 You have to walk the rest of the way it should travel the rest of the way. 335 00:20:27,450 --> 00:20:29,760 If it doesn't pass within a week, we will consider surgery. If it doesn't pass in a week, we'll consider surgery. 336 00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,870 Please pay attention to your poop Pay close attention to your stool. 337 00:20:31,870 --> 00:20:33,360 I think I'll know if I pull it out I don't think I could miss it. 338 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:36,320 I have to put you on the suicidal list. I'm going to have to put you on suicide watch. 339 00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:38,830 what why What? Why? 340 00:20:38,830 --> 00:20:41,150 Swallowing is a serious matter We take swallowers very seriously. 341 00:20:41,150 --> 00:20:42,790 If you really think I'm going to commit suicide You really think I would have eaten a bobblehead 342 00:20:42,790 --> 00:20:44,540 Can you swallow a bobblehead? if I wanted to kill myself? 343 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,770 Doctor I need a sufficient dose of medicine Listen, Doc, I need my dosage. 344 00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:50,340 I spent five years trying to become a woman I've given five years, eighty thousand dollars 345 00:20:50,340 --> 00:20:52,870 Eighty thousand dollars and freedom and my freedom for this. 346 00:20:52,990 --> 00:20:54,640 I finally became who I was supposed to be I'm finally who I'm supposed to be. 347 00:20:54,650 --> 00:20:58,270 Do you understand I can't go back to the past Do you understand? I can't go back. 348 00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:02,640 I want to help you too Look, I'd like to help you. 349 00:21:03,670 --> 00:21:06,150 Unfortunately, aspartate aminotransferase and alanine aminotransferase Unfortunately, you have elevated levels of A.S.T. 350 00:21:06,150 --> 00:21:06,960 Index is high and A.L.T., 351 00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:08,640 May mean liver damage which could mean liver damage. 352 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:10,850 Nonsense, anything is possible Th- that's bullshit. That could mean anything. 353 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:14,980 We'll completely wean you off your hormones We're gonna take you off your hormones entirely 354 00:21:14,980 --> 00:21:18,070 Until we schedule an ultrasound to get the correct results until we can schedule an ultrasound, get a clean read. 355 00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:19,890 This may take months But that could take months. 356 00:21:19,890 --> 00:21:22,610 I can give you antidepressants I can offer you an antidepressant. 357 00:21:23,790 --> 00:21:26,890 I can't wait any longer. Can you open your eyes? I can't take it. Can I open them? 358 00:21:28,050 --> 00:21:30,390 Okay, open your eyes All righty. Open them. 359 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,850 my god Oh, my God. 360 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:36,240 Good-looking or ugly Good or bad? 361 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:37,220 Not good-looking Not good. 362 00:21:37,230 --> 00:21:41,230 You look like a teenage star. Your clothes are so... You look like Hannah Montana. That skirt is... 363 00:21:41,230 --> 00:21:43,290 I think it's cute I- I thought it was so cute. 364 00:21:44,630 --> 00:21:47,130 This is what happens when I buy my own clothes That's what happens when I shop for myself. 365 00:21:47,570 --> 00:21:49,580 Because I've never been a girl It's 'cause I never got to be a teenage girl. 366 00:21:49,580 --> 00:21:51,170 you will never do And you never will be. 367 00:21:51,340 --> 00:21:54,190 You should dress elegantly and maturely You should be dressing like a classy, grown-up lady. 368 00:21:54,740 --> 00:21:56,670 Do you think I'm elegant? You think I’m classy? 369 00:21:56,670 --> 00:22:00,070 I can't let my husband walk out like a cheap whore Can't have my husband walking around like a two dollar hooker. 370 00:22:00,590 --> 00:22:02,110 Let me see Let's see. 371 00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:08,270 This color looks good on you Ah. Yeah, this color looks good on you. 372 00:22:09,570 --> 00:22:10,570 come here Come here. 373 00:22:36,930 --> 00:22:38,920 I can't believe I'm doing this I can't believe I'm doing this. 374 00:22:40,340 --> 00:22:41,720 You don't have to do this You don't have to. 375 00:22:44,500 --> 00:22:48,150 This is much better Okay. That is much better. 376 00:22:49,290 --> 00:22:53,960 I can't zip it up, but it works. I can't, uh, can't zip it, but you get the idea. 377 00:22:58,090 --> 00:23:01,630 Damn I'm so sexy Holy shit. I look hot. 378 00:23:09,780 --> 00:23:11,200 Here you go Please keep it. 379 00:23:13,270 --> 00:23:15,590 -Christo -I don't have a problem with anything else. - Crystal. - I'm fine with the rest of it. 380 00:23:15,590 --> 00:23:16,770 hair makeup The hair and the makeup, 381 00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:19,710 I will teach you how to be a woman. You will become a real woman. I'll teach you all of it. You'll be a pro. 382 00:23:22,860 --> 00:23:25,020 Please don't remove your penis Just, please keep your penis. 383 00:23:26,940 --> 00:23:28,010 you know i can't do it You- you know I can't. 384 00:23:28,010 --> 00:23:29,250 for me For me. 385 00:23:34,750 --> 00:23:36,250 You don't have to stay with me You don't have to stay. 386 00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:45,610 No? Where can I go? This is my home. No? Where would I go, hmm? This is my family. 387 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:54,600 I bought it for you I, um, I got this for you. 388 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:57,470 If you like it, try it You can- you can try it on, if you want. 389 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:58,950 I gained ten pounds I'm ten pounds up. 390 00:23:58,950 --> 00:24:02,140 And your breasts are prettier than mine Besides, your tits are better than mine. 391 00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:06,660 You are stunning. Come here. You're perfect. Come here. 392 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:27,530 You can't let me see my mother alone You can't leave me alone with my mother. 393 00:24:27,530 --> 00:24:30,460 I promised your brother to help him repair the roof of his trailer home. I promised your brother I'd help him fix the roof of his trailer. 394 00:24:30,460 --> 00:24:32,000 I need someone to block for me I need a buffer. 395 00:24:32,330 --> 00:24:35,090 Why don't you spend every waking second during the allowed time? Why can't you just come and visit me every single waking moment 396 00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:37,940 Come see me and let me fill your life that you're allowed to and make your life all about me? 397 00:24:37,940 --> 00:24:39,490 Pappo we talked about Piper, we talked about this, okay? 398 00:24:39,490 --> 00:24:42,020 Watch it every other week so I can get on with my life Visits every other week so I can have a life. 399 00:24:42,020 --> 00:24:44,060 What you said. These are your exact words. You said that. Th- these are your words. 400 00:24:44,060 --> 00:24:45,500 i'm an idiot But I'm an idiot. 401 00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:47,100 Okay let's play a game Okay. Here's the game. 402 00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:50,650 Remember every unreasonable thing she said You remember every rude thing she says, all right? 403 00:24:50,660 --> 00:24:51,810 then next week And then, next week, 404 00:24:51,810 --> 00:24:55,490 We went from "a little crazy" to "extremely crazy" we will rank them in order from kind of crazy 405 00:24:55,490 --> 00:24:57,830 Come and sort her words. to truly bat-shit bananas. 406 00:24:57,830 --> 00:25:00,000 It'll be fun. Come on, Pappo. It'll be fun. Come on, Piper. 407 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:03,290 I can't cancel He lives under a tarp I can't- I can't cancel. He- he's living under a tarp. 408 00:25:03,300 --> 00:25:07,710 God, when will he get on the right track? Jesus. When is he gonna get his shit together? 409 00:25:08,050 --> 00:25:11,480 I think the title of unworthy son of your family no longer belongs to Carl. I'm not sure that Cal gets the family fuck-up title anymore. 410 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:16,970 Are you okay, Xiaopa? You okay, Pipes? 411 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,210 Did you buy groceries? Are those groceries? 412 00:25:21,210 --> 00:25:24,160 yes but Yes, but… 413 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,160 You forgot to bring your shopping bag You di- you forgot to bring the bags. 414 00:25:27,030 --> 00:25:30,100 I forgot but I will eat the paper bag later Uh, I did. But I'm gonna eat the bag later, 415 00:25:30,100 --> 00:25:32,620 Don't worry, it won't harm the environment. so don't worry. Planet is safe. 416 00:25:32,670 --> 00:25:35,360 Did you go to Whole Foods? What did you buy? Did you go to Whole Foods? What did you get? 417 00:25:35,360 --> 00:25:36,810 a lot of stuff Uh, a bunch of stuff. 418 00:25:36,810 --> 00:25:38,670 No, be more specific No, no, no. Be specific. 419 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:42,850 Everything is described clearly, making me feel like I'm actually there Tell me everything in detail. Just take me away. 420 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:47,240 Okay, I bought some crispy sweet beans. Okay. Um, I got some crispy snap peas. 421 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,990 Bought cherry juice for smoothie I got some cherry juice for my smoothies. 422 00:25:49,990 --> 00:25:52,390 OMG Smoothie Oh, God, smoothies. 423 00:25:52,670 --> 00:25:56,200 And some kale, Uncle Eddie’s Vegan Cookies And then some purple kale. Uncle Eddie's vegan cookies. 424 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:59,080 I can feel their taste in my mouth I can feel them in my mouth. 425 00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:04,910 I also bought some bulk roasted almonds Then, I- then, I got, um one of those bulk, roasted almonds, 426 00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:08,990 You know, the one with a layer of frosting on top? you know, with the, uh with the sugar coating on the top? 427 00:26:08,990 --> 00:26:10,320 Yes crunchy almonds Yeah, yeah, yeah. The crack almonds. 428 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,040 Crispy Almonds The crack almonds. 429 00:26:13,510 --> 00:26:17,720 I also bought purebred tomatoes And, uh, well, then I got some, uh, heirloom tomatoes. 430 00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:20,830 The last batch of this season Last of the season, you know? 431 00:26:20,830 --> 00:26:25,680 Super mature and mellow, almost too mellow. Super-plump and ripe, engorged. Almost. 432 00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:29,810 Juicy Buffalo Mozzarella With some wet juicy Buffalo mozzarella 433 00:26:29,810 --> 00:26:33,110 And some sweet organic strawberries and some sweet, sweet-ass, organic blueberries. 434 00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:37,280 My dick is hard. I rub it against your ass. My cock is hard, and I'm rubbing it against your ass. 435 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:38,510 what did you say What? What? 436 00:26:38,510 --> 00:26:39,130 What's wrong What?! 437 00:26:39,130 --> 00:26:41,130 Do you want to talk to me about phone sex? Are you trying to have phone sex with me? 438 00:26:41,130 --> 00:26:45,570 I thought this was what we were playing, I was confused Ye- I thought that’s what we- Are- I’m confused. 439 00:26:45,570 --> 00:26:48,790 There are guards listening. They're sitting in the control room listening. There are guards listening. They sit in a bubble, and they listen. 440 00:26:48,790 --> 00:26:50,570 I believe there are people doing this all the time I'm sure people do it all the time. 441 00:26:51,180 --> 00:26:53,510 There is a woman crying next to you And there's a woman weeping next to me. 442 00:26:54,820 --> 00:26:56,620 Okay, then I'll figure it out myself. Okay, well, I'm just gonna go jerk off, then, 443 00:26:56,620 --> 00:27:00,090 The 500th time today for the five hundredth time today. 444 00:27:00,470 --> 00:27:02,820 Dear I'm sorry Oh sweetie, I’m sorry. 445 00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:04,970 No need to apologize, it's okay No. It's- it's okay. 446 00:27:04,970 --> 00:27:08,770 I'm young again, fourteen years old again I'm, uh I'm reliving my youth. I'm fourteen again. 447 00:27:08,950 --> 00:27:11,340 I understand I don't want it I know! I don't wanna… 448 00:27:11,340 --> 00:27:12,650 i love you I love you. 449 00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:16,680 I love your little tits I love your little boobs. 450 00:27:16,730 --> 00:27:18,970 my god Oh, my God! 451 00:27:28,430 --> 00:27:30,770 Don't put anything on the wall You're not allowed to put stuff on the walls. 452 00:27:31,430 --> 00:27:33,500 Everyone posted it Everyone has stuff on their walls. 453 00:27:35,210 --> 00:27:36,470 police officer Officer. 454 00:27:38,050 --> 00:27:38,980 What's going on What's going on? 455 00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:41,270 Tell her to take down that ugly thing Tell her she got to take that ugly shit down. 456 00:27:46,150 --> 00:27:47,470 Did your child draw it? Your kid draws that? 457 00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,420 I drew it I did. 458 00:27:51,510 --> 00:27:52,350 Sorry, I didn't mean to... Sorry, I- I didn't mean– 459 00:27:52,350 --> 00:27:55,180 It's okay. I'm not good at drawing. No, it's okay. I kind of messed it up. 460 00:27:55,460 --> 00:27:57,090 Eyes are too small The eyes are too small. 461 00:27:57,700 --> 00:27:58,920 Not very beautiful No. It's nice. 462 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,850 It's cool that you can draw. I mean it's cool that you can draw. 463 00:28:02,510 --> 00:28:03,710 this is art It's art. 464 00:28:05,030 --> 00:28:06,860 Do you allow her to hang this shit? Oh, so, you're gonna allow that shit? 465 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:12,040 Can hang She can leave it up. 466 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:19,240 I'll hang up a picture of Kanye [rapper] Fine. Then I'm gonna put my pictures up of Kanye. 467 00:28:20,390 --> 00:28:22,010 what happened to your hair What did you do to your hair? 468 00:28:22,090 --> 00:28:26,780 I have to braid someone's hair for a transgender person. I had to give it to a transsexual… for a weave. 469 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:29,360 Interesting Interesting. 470 00:28:29,870 --> 00:28:33,020 Your dad said hello to you. He wanted to come but Your dad sends his love. He wanted to come, but– 471 00:28:33,020 --> 00:28:35,530 I understand he doesn't want to see me like this No, I get it. He doesn't want to see me like this. 472 00:28:35,530 --> 00:28:38,810 Here you go, you weren't even searched when you came in. Here. They didn't frisk me at the door. 473 00:28:38,810 --> 00:28:41,460 This could be a fake belly full of drugs I mean, this could totally be a fake belly full of drugs. 474 00:28:41,460 --> 00:28:42,730 How could they know How would they ever know? 475 00:28:42,730 --> 00:28:44,900 I'll be strip-searched when I go out. I get strip-searched on the way out. 476 00:28:45,450 --> 00:28:46,720 I have to squat down and cough Squat and cough. 477 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:48,640 Pappo, don't say that. Oh, Piper, please. 478 00:28:48,650 --> 00:28:51,120 You didn't touch anything in the toilet, did you? You didn't touch anything in that bathroom, did you? 479 00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,970 Everything here is sticky Everything around here is so sticky. 480 00:28:55,220 --> 00:28:58,860 But people are much cleaner than imagined But the people are much cleaner than I thought they'd be. 481 00:29:00,550 --> 00:29:02,270 How do you feel Polly How you feeling, Pol? 482 00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:05,200 Fat, unhappy, same old Large, hostile, nothing new. 483 00:29:05,210 --> 00:29:08,920 I'm so excited for you. I'm so excited for all of us. I am so excited for you, for all of us. 484 00:29:08,950 --> 00:29:11,390 It's really smart to have a baby now It is so smart to do this now. 485 00:29:11,390 --> 00:29:12,660 I told Papo I told Piper. 486 00:29:12,660 --> 00:29:15,730 It is very difficult to conceive during the fourth trimester It's much harder to conceive when you're in your late thirties. 487 00:29:15,740 --> 00:29:16,800 Thank you, Mom Thanks, Mom. 488 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:17,890 this is the truth Oh, but it's true. 489 00:29:17,900 --> 00:29:21,120 You don't have much time to waste anymore You just don't have a lot of time to waste. 490 00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,370 I need this now That's exactly what I need right now- 491 00:29:23,370 --> 00:29:25,690 Reminder that my fertility is declining a reminder of my ebbing fertility. 492 00:29:29,180 --> 00:29:30,980 I'm going to buy some snacks I'll go get some snacks. 493 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:36,010 All the way here The whole way up, 494 00:29:36,010 --> 00:29:38,930 She was humming Piaf and eating pistachios. she hummed Edith Piaf songs and ate pistachios. 495 00:29:39,490 --> 00:29:42,770 You owe me I want to see you alone You owe me. I wanted alone time with you. 496 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:44,970 I have a wife I have a wife. 497 00:29:44,970 --> 00:29:45,820 what What? 498 00:29:45,820 --> 00:29:48,270 Prison wife, her name is Crazy Eyes A prison wife. Her name is Crazy Eyes, 499 00:29:48,270 --> 00:29:49,960 She follows me wherever I go. and she follows me everywhere. 500 00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:51,560 Is such a thing really possible? That really happens? 501 00:29:51,690 --> 00:29:54,610 God, her eyes are bulging. Geez. Are her eyes, like, bulgy 502 00:29:54,610 --> 00:29:57,520 Cross-eyed or droopy eyelids, what kind of madness? or crossed or is one lid kind of droopy? What kind of crazy? 503 00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:59,370 Just crazy, crazy eyes They're just crazy. They're just full of crazy. 504 00:29:59,370 --> 00:30:00,560 Very scary It's terrifying. 505 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:03,210 I'm afraid to tell Larry. I don't want him to worry. I'm- I'm afraid to tell Larry because I don't want him to worry, 506 00:30:03,210 --> 00:30:06,060 But she's too stubborn but she's extremely persistent. 507 00:30:06,060 --> 00:30:10,570 She follows me wherever I go and hits people with pies for me. She follows me everywhere. She threw pie for me. 508 00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:11,970 Did she rape you? Did she rape you? 509 00:30:11,970 --> 00:30:13,880 No she didn't rape me No, she didn't rape me. 510 00:30:14,570 --> 00:30:16,850 But she held my hand But she held my hand. 511 00:30:17,390 --> 00:30:18,970 So sweet That's kind of sweet. 512 00:30:19,290 --> 00:30:20,440 I wish Pete could hold my hand too I wish Pete would hold my hand, 513 00:30:20,450 --> 00:30:22,250 But he said his palms will get sweaty but he says it makes his palm sweat. 514 00:30:22,250 --> 00:30:24,150 He was laughing all the time in production class And he won't stop laughing in birthing class. 515 00:30:24,150 --> 00:30:25,770 Like a junior high school student He was like a seventh grader. 516 00:30:25,860 --> 00:30:27,930 I just told you that I have a wife I just told you that I have a wife. 517 00:30:27,940 --> 00:30:29,460 I hear it. It's upsetting. I heard you. That really sucks, 518 00:30:29,460 --> 00:30:31,930 But you were supposed to be my birth attendant, remember Pappo? but you were supposed to be my wife, Piper, remember? 519 00:30:32,070 --> 00:30:34,760 I'm quite scared when you're not here I'm kind of freaking out that you're not gonna be there. 520 00:30:35,940 --> 00:30:38,980 I know I'm sorry I know. I'm sorry. 521 00:30:39,830 --> 00:30:42,040 We just bought a crib mattress and if the baby stops breathing We just got this crib pad that sets off an alarm 522 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:45,340 An alarm will sound. It's entirely possible. if the baby stops breathing, which could totally happen. 523 00:30:45,340 --> 00:30:46,580 this is a problem I mean, that's a thing. 524 00:30:46,580 --> 00:30:48,650 There was a skinny bitch in my prenatal yoga class And there's a skinny bitch in my prenatal yoga. 525 00:30:48,650 --> 00:30:50,640 She's an idiot and swallowed a grapefruit She's a stick who swallowed a grapefruit. 526 00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,110 A few days ago, she asked me if I was pregnant with twins. The other day, she asked me if I was having twins. 527 00:30:53,110 --> 00:30:55,280 It’s finally here. I’m starving to death. Oh. Thank God. I'm starving. 528 00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,250 Skittles, do you know? Skittles. Did you know 529 00:30:57,250 --> 00:31:00,850 Female prisoners are not allowed to touch money here that inmates are not allowed to touch money in this place? 530 00:31:00,850 --> 00:31:04,410 The guard just told me. Unbelievable. The guard just told me. Fascinating. 531 00:31:05,230 --> 00:31:06,810 How about the Barney's order? So, what about the Barney's order? 532 00:31:06,810 --> 00:31:07,960 Have you found the warehouse? Did you find a warehouse? 533 00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,670 I received some rough quotes but haven’t had time to look at them yet. Well, I got a couple of sketchy bids. I haven't had time to go look. 534 00:31:10,670 --> 00:31:12,550 That's why we hired Mariana Well, that's why we hired Mariana. 535 00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:13,960 I fired her I fired her. 536 00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:15,550 She can't even make a Word document She doesn't know how to make a Word document, 537 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,320 And she doesn't even shave her armpit hair and she doesn't shave her pits. 538 00:31:17,420 --> 00:31:19,740 Why didn't you ask me first? Wait, but why didn't you ask me first? 539 00:31:19,740 --> 00:31:21,100 This makes no sense That's not fair. 540 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:25,570 Honey, it's not like we can just pick up the phone and call you. Oh, honey. It's not as if we can pick up a phone and call you. 541 00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:30,930 I know you feel uncomfortable, but we have to continue to live our lives. I know it's hard, but the rest of us have to keep living our lives. 542 00:31:40,630 --> 00:31:41,640 Are you okay, Red Mom? How are you doing, Red? 543 00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,230 Half of the zucchini is missing I'm missing half my zucchini. 544 00:31:43,230 --> 00:31:46,930 These girls no longer think of this place as a cafeteria but as a dildo shop. These girls don't realize I'm here to provide food, not dildos. 545 00:31:47,090 --> 00:31:50,810 Always throwing out cucumbers, carrots, beetroots I'm all out of cucumbers, carrots, beets. 546 00:31:50,810 --> 00:31:53,040 Who knows what they do with these? God knows what they're doing with those. 547 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,030 I can't help myself when I see the shape of my dick Can't hang on to anything cock-shaped. 548 00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:01,630 Sorry. Is this joke acceptable? Sorry. Too soon? 549 00:32:02,340 --> 00:32:03,520 A bit too much A little. 550 00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:05,540 I really don't understand you You. I don't understand you. 551 00:32:06,060 --> 00:32:07,860 I have three sons, let me tell you I got three sons, and let me tell you, 552 00:32:07,860 --> 00:32:09,730 If they want to do what you do if they tried to do what you did, 553 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:13,950 Before they chop off the roots of their descendants, I chop off their hands first I'd chop off their hands before I'd let them get rid of their babymakers. 554 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,910 I have given birth to a son I already made my baby. 555 00:32:17,620 --> 00:32:20,650 Look, you have to help me get something in. Listen, I need you to get something in. 556 00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:24,050 Tell Gina, she'll do it for me. You know the rules. Talk to Gina. She takes my orders. You know how this goes. 557 00:32:24,050 --> 00:32:25,820 It's not easy to get this thing in It's something that's hard to get. 558 00:32:25,820 --> 00:32:27,400 Estrogen pills or patches Estrogen pills or patches. 559 00:32:27,410 --> 00:32:28,590 I don't do drugs I don't do drugs. 560 00:32:28,590 --> 00:32:29,570 This is medicine It's medication. 561 00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:31,210 I have rules. I don't do drugs. I got rules. No drugs. 562 00:32:31,210 --> 00:32:33,070 This kind of thing is not allowed in my kitchen Nothing like that comes through my kitchen. 563 00:32:33,070 --> 00:32:35,460 Besides, even if I want to help you Besides, even if I wanted to help you, 564 00:32:35,460 --> 00:32:37,480 It doesn't matter to me either I don't have connections like that. 565 00:32:39,530 --> 00:32:42,020 Give you a sweet potato Here. Have a yam. 566 00:32:42,370 --> 00:32:44,680 My mother used to eat this when she was going through menopause. My mama used ate those during her menopause. 567 00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:48,370 I'll give you some more soybeans. That's all I can do. And I'll get you some soy, but that's the best I can do. 568 00:32:50,140 --> 00:32:52,080 What if I myself have something to do with it? What if I have my own connections? 569 00:32:52,350 --> 00:32:54,730 Haven't you heard clearly yet? Do you not hear me? Huh? 570 00:32:54,730 --> 00:32:56,440 this is impossible It's not gonna happen. 571 00:32:57,250 --> 00:33:00,340 Listen sweetheart, there are other channels. Listen, sweetheart, there's other channels. 572 00:33:03,580 --> 00:33:06,820 But I don't think you'd stoop so low as to take this path. But I really don't think you want to go down that road. 573 00:33:09,330 --> 00:33:11,970 If you like this style, I say choose the Jordan series. You wanna go down that road, I say Jordans. 574 00:33:11,980 --> 00:33:13,350 These shoes are cool Those are cool. 575 00:33:13,350 --> 00:33:15,700 This is worn by gays. I like the LeBron series. Those are gay. I like the LeBrons. 576 00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:17,280 Do you want high top or low top? You want the highs or the lows? 577 00:33:17,600 --> 00:33:18,520 Want both Both. 578 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:20,240 No, pick one, baby No. Pick one, baby. 579 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:22,960 Let me tell you, little brother, low-cut ones are better. If it were up to me, my man, I'd say the lows. 580 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,110 The most popular Slam Dunk series Those Dunkmans are tight. 581 00:33:24,110 --> 00:33:26,310 The hottest selling sneakers this year They're the hottest pair of kicks to drop this year. 582 00:33:26,310 --> 00:33:27,470 How much And how much? 583 00:33:27,470 --> 00:33:28,780 three hundred Three hundred. 584 00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:31,080 We'll buy it, right? We'll take 'em, right? 585 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,660 Stand up and try it, you'll like it Stand up. Check'em out. You're gonna love those shoes. 586 00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,280 Excuse me, are you there? Excuse me. Do you have- 587 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,650 Michael, why are you here? Hey, Michael. What are you doing here? 588 00:33:50,420 --> 00:33:52,060 Damn it Oh, shit. 589 00:33:52,170 --> 00:33:53,380 Hello Pat Hi, Pat. 590 00:33:53,380 --> 00:33:54,940 Damn it Shit. Uh... 591 00:33:55,650 --> 00:33:56,670 What a coincidence Yeah. 592 00:33:57,080 --> 00:34:00,630 Deborah was shopping and I was just thinking... I, uh, Deborah's doing some shopping, so I just thought I'd-- 593 00:34:00,630 --> 00:34:01,450 Have you received my letter? Did you get my letter? 594 00:34:01,450 --> 00:34:03,720 I'm still waiting for your reply I- I was hoping to hear from you. 595 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,870 I just Yeah, I was, uh-- 596 00:34:06,830 --> 00:34:09,030 Sorry, I have to go I'm sorry. I- I got to go. 597 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:12,660 Take care Michael Take care, Michael. 598 00:34:15,050 --> 00:34:16,230 nice sneakers Nice kicks. 599 00:34:19,540 --> 00:34:22,700 That's how people get along sometimes, Michael Sometimes it's hard for people. Michael. 600 00:34:23,740 --> 00:34:24,560 Michael Michael! 601 00:34:24,570 --> 00:34:28,480 Hello, sir, madam, you have to pay. Yo! Sir- Ma'am. You need to pay for those. 602 00:34:31,050 --> 00:34:32,190 Attention, female prisoners Attention, inmates. 603 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:36,380 The pharmacy will close at half past three The pharmacy window will be closing at fifteen thirty hours. 604 00:34:37,910 --> 00:34:40,570 do you want to see me Hey, you wanted to see me? 605 00:34:40,780 --> 00:34:41,950 Yes Chapman Yes, Chapman. 606 00:34:44,670 --> 00:34:47,890 You are not allowed to choose your own roommates here We do not choose roommates around here. 607 00:34:48,380 --> 00:34:51,950 These small actions are against prison regulations This type of hanky-panky is against prison regulations. 608 00:34:51,950 --> 00:34:54,490 I warned you when you first came here I warned you about this when you first came in. 609 00:34:54,490 --> 00:34:57,960 I don't know what you are talking about I do- I- I don't know what you're talking about. 610 00:35:00,510 --> 00:35:05,700 Warren just told me you guys want to be roommates Warren just informed me that you'd like to be bunked together. 611 00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:08,220 who is warren Warren? Who is that? 612 00:35:11,300 --> 00:35:12,350 Crazy eyes Crazy Eyes. 613 00:35:12,350 --> 00:35:15,930 That's not allowed here. Don't even think about it without me. This is not gonna fly around here, not on my watch. 614 00:35:16,140 --> 00:35:19,110 Lesbian plea denied Lesbian request denied. 615 00:35:19,220 --> 00:35:21,540 Wait, this has nothing to do with me Okay, wait. I had nothing to do with that. 616 00:35:21,540 --> 00:35:24,220 Trust me, the last thing I want is to be near her. Believe me, I- the last thing I want is to be anywhere near her. 617 00:35:24,220 --> 00:35:26,490 I've been trying to get rid of her for days I've been trying to shake her for days. 618 00:35:26,490 --> 00:35:27,840 Isn't this your application? This didn't come from you? 619 00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,780 No, of course not No! Absolutely not! 620 00:35:29,780 --> 00:35:31,530 Please don't let me live with her Please don't put me with her. 621 00:35:31,530 --> 00:35:32,790 please Please! 622 00:35:32,790 --> 00:35:36,990 How far am I willing to go? How far away from her? I would- I would- I would like to stay as far away from that as possible. 623 00:35:36,990 --> 00:35:39,310 I think it should be like this I was hoping that that was the case. 624 00:35:40,490 --> 00:35:43,280 She is completely crazy She is completely nuts. 625 00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:46,000 I know, I've dealt with her before No, I- I know. I've had trouble with her before. 626 00:35:46,310 --> 00:35:49,310 She is what we call a romantic type She's what we call a stud, 627 00:35:49,450 --> 00:35:51,940 Might be confusing for a pretty girl like you which is very confusing for a nice girl like you 628 00:35:51,940 --> 00:35:54,000 tell the truth because let's be honest, 629 00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,530 she looks like a man she looks like a man. 630 00:35:56,110 --> 00:35:58,730 If I had the final say, I would put these fake men If it were up to me, I'd take all the butch ones, 631 00:35:58,730 --> 00:36:00,690 Locked together in the "little boy" cell and I'd put them in a little boys' wing 632 00:36:00,690 --> 00:36:03,240 Separate them from ordinary women and I'd separate them from the general community. 633 00:36:03,710 --> 00:36:06,010 I have tried reporting this idea several times. Ran that up the ladder a couple of times. 634 00:36:06,390 --> 00:36:08,250 The boss is not interested at all Got not traction at all. 635 00:36:09,740 --> 00:36:11,430 I suggest My advice, 636 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,590 Slowly make her give up let her down easy. 637 00:36:15,910 --> 00:36:17,630 This kind of person is capricious She's volatile, that one. 638 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,560 She is not included in puppy training programs. She was removed from the puppy program. 639 00:36:22,870 --> 00:36:27,280 Lesbians are dangerous Lesbians can be very dangerous. 640 00:36:28,130 --> 00:36:29,980 Testosterone relationship It's the testosterone. 641 00:36:32,030 --> 00:36:33,720 They took my moisturizer They took my moisturizer, guys. 642 00:36:33,730 --> 00:36:36,250 I have to walk out of the airport barefoot I had to walk through the airport barefoot. 643 00:36:36,260 --> 00:36:40,380 If Bush is elected president again, we'll move to Berlin. I mean, if Bush fucking wins again, we're all moving to Berlin. 644 00:36:44,270 --> 00:36:47,550 Hello Laura Ingalls Wilder Hey, you. Laura Ingalls Wilder. 645 00:36:44,270 --> 00:36:47,550 [Author of "Little House on the Prairie"] 646 00:36:48,530 --> 00:36:51,210 We need to leave America before Doomsday. Are you coming? We're skipping America before the apocalypse. Want to come? 647 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,250 what did you say Sorry? 648 00:36:53,270 --> 00:36:54,560 what is needed What can I get for you? 649 00:36:55,210 --> 00:36:57,340 Hello, can I invite someone here? Oh, hi. I was wondering if you're hiring. 650 00:36:58,140 --> 00:36:59,470 no sorry No, sorry. 651 00:36:59,470 --> 00:37:01,050 Can I leave my resume? Well, can I leave this with you? 652 00:37:01,050 --> 00:37:05,060 To be honest, just throw it in the drawer Honestly, it's just gonna end up in a drawer somewhere. So… 653 00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:08,480 Okay, forget it Okay. Well... 654 00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:14,310 Can I have a margarita? Can I have a margarita then? 655 00:37:14,890 --> 00:37:16,400 This is no problem That, I can do for you. 656 00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:21,550 Come on Go. Go. Go! 657 00:37:24,110 --> 00:37:26,670 It's a bit cold to drink a margarita in this weather, don't you think? It's a little cold out for a margarita, don't you think? 658 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,120 take a look Let's see this. 659 00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,420 Steve's Greek Haute Cuisine Steve's Greek Cuisine. 660 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:37,550 Grant cheese. It's all made up. Le Grand Fromage? Bullshit, bullshit. 661 00:37:37,550 --> 00:37:39,710 You have to learn how to write a fake resume You need a lesson in fudging a resume. 662 00:37:39,710 --> 00:37:40,690 do you work here Do you work here? 663 00:37:40,690 --> 00:37:42,310 are you kidding Are you fucking kidding me? 664 00:37:43,870 --> 00:37:45,980 Manager Polly Harper Manager, Polly Harper. 665 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,840 There's no way a person with this name can be the leader No one named Polly Harper gets put in charge. 666 00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:49,940 Who is this person? Who is that really? 667 00:37:49,940 --> 00:37:51,400 my friend My friend. 668 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:56,020 You've never been a waiter in your life, right? You've never waited a fucking table in your life, have you? 669 00:37:57,560 --> 00:37:58,780 No No. 670 00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:04,060 Pappo Chapman So, Piper Chapman, 671 00:38:05,050 --> 00:38:07,790 Smith University graduate, good at listening a Smith grad with "excellent listening skills. 672 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,410 Passionate about making diners feel good Passionate about making diners feel good." 673 00:38:10,410 --> 00:38:13,970 This sentence is a bit sexy. Keep on serving wine. Mm, that sounds kind of dirty. Keep them coming. 674 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:17,500 Be safe, clean and meticulous when serving food and drinks "Safe, clean, and careful when handling food and drink." 675 00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:19,610 my god Gosh. 676 00:38:19,870 --> 00:38:21,440 I like women like this I like that in a woman. 677 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:25,810 What other strengths do you have that I need to know? What else do I need to know about you? 678 00:38:27,530 --> 00:38:28,910 who are you Who are you? 679 00:38:30,050 --> 00:38:31,380 My name is Alex My name is Alex. 680 00:38:33,970 --> 00:38:35,920 What do you do Alex? What do you do, Alex? 681 00:38:37,180 --> 00:38:39,870 Except flirting with strangers in bars. Besides make fun of strangers in bars. 682 00:38:40,060 --> 00:38:42,260 I work for an international drug cartel I work for an international drug cartel. 683 00:38:46,690 --> 00:38:49,760 Come on, are you saying you're not lonely here? Oh, come on. You're telling me you don't get lonely out here 684 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,190 Such a desolate place in the middle of nowhere? 685 00:38:51,740 --> 00:38:55,680 I don't like socializing with people I prefer beans No. I'm not into people. I'm more into beans. 686 00:38:55,710 --> 00:38:58,020 Have you seen my beans? They look good. Did you see my long beans? They're going off. 687 00:38:59,330 --> 00:39:00,920 And banjo And my banjo. 688 00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:04,640 They are my friends beans and banjo Those are my friends, my beans and my banjo. 689 00:39:05,350 --> 00:39:07,320 And I'm having sex with an underwater welder. And I'm banging this underwater welder. 690 00:39:09,170 --> 00:39:10,670 You have to have some hobbies. You got to have hobbies. 691 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:15,150 How about you? Is your writing going well? Are you out of work? What about you? What's happening with the writing? No gigs? 692 00:39:15,170 --> 00:39:16,700 a little upset Been a little distracted. 693 00:39:16,970 --> 00:39:19,360 Maybe you heard that my fiancée is in jail Maybe you heard. My fiancee's in prison. 694 00:39:20,090 --> 00:39:23,840 When you went to visit her, did you... Oh. Hey. When you visit, do you get to, uh... 695 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:28,620 No, conjugal sex is not allowed in federal prisons No. They don't allow conjugals in federal. 696 00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,220 I solved it myself many times It's a lot of me, myself, and I. 697 00:39:31,220 --> 00:39:32,370 So unhappy Bummer. 698 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,040 You should try "Edge Eraser" You- you got to try edging, man. 699 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,140 what is What is that? 700 00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:40,380 When you masturbate by yourself It's where you- you jerk off, okay, 701 00:39:40,550 --> 00:39:42,960 when about to reach climax right to the point of orgasm 702 00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:45,870 stop and then stop. 703 00:39:47,070 --> 00:39:48,540 what is the reason for doing this And you do this because? 704 00:39:48,540 --> 00:39:50,580 Because semen is your energy source, your spirit Because your jizz is your power, man. It's spiritual. 705 00:39:50,580 --> 00:39:52,050 Keep Qi in the body It keeps your chi inside, 706 00:39:52,050 --> 00:39:54,110 Especially when you are exhausted especially if you got writer's block. 707 00:39:54,110 --> 00:39:56,850 Brother, you have to do it right before you climax You got to walk right up to that line, bro, 708 00:39:57,550 --> 00:39:59,310 stop and not cross it. 709 00:39:59,330 --> 00:40:00,560 do you do this And this is something you do? 710 00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:01,920 Yeah, that's what that welding chick told me. Yeah. The welder chick taught me. 711 00:40:01,920 --> 00:40:06,200 You gotta hold on to the underside of your balls See, you got to, um- you got to grab right underneath your balls, 712 00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,460 It's right here. You need to capture this place. like right here. You really got to get up right up in there. 713 00:40:08,460 --> 00:40:09,440 Don't touch Okay, yeah. 714 00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:11,520 Can produce a sense of excitement throughout the body And it creates, like, a whole body thing, 715 00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:13,220 Kind of like a female orgasm kind of like a female orgasm. 716 00:40:13,220 --> 00:40:15,050 Most men don't know how women feel You know, most dudes, they don't know what women got. 717 00:40:15,060 --> 00:40:19,670 Believe me, bro, it's much better than a man's orgasm. But trust me, bro. It is way, way better. 718 00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:22,630 Many creative people do this A lot of creative people do it. 719 00:40:23,530 --> 00:40:25,070 In fact they said John Lennon In fact, they say that John Lennon 720 00:40:25,070 --> 00:40:26,460 Wrote the song "Imagine" wrote Imagine 721 00:40:27,150 --> 00:40:28,860 Just after having fun like this right at that sweet spot. 722 00:40:35,830 --> 00:40:37,320 fifteen months Fifteen months. 723 00:40:38,390 --> 00:40:40,820 It takes a long time to wait Whoa. That's a long time to wait, 724 00:40:41,150 --> 00:40:42,180 Even if it’s my own girl even if it is for my sister. 725 00:40:42,180 --> 00:40:44,480 It's better not to talk about me sleeping with your sister. How about we don't talk about sex with your sister? 726 00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:45,680 Makes sense Good point. 727 00:40:49,510 --> 00:40:50,940 Did you expect this to happen? Did you see this coming? 728 00:40:50,940 --> 00:40:52,130 What about Pappo? With Piper? 729 00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:57,210 I didn't expect to go to jail, but other things are possible. Eh, no, not jail, but something, yeah. 730 00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:03,470 She wants to feel special I mean, she wants to feel like she's different. 731 00:41:03,610 --> 00:41:06,860 she likes adventure Likes the whole "I'm risky" thing. 732 00:41:07,860 --> 00:41:10,010 My sister is a pretty complicated girl My sister's a complicated cat. 733 00:41:11,450 --> 00:41:12,830 I know So I'm learning. 734 00:41:14,490 --> 00:41:16,630 My parents didn't expect this Not like my parents ever saw it. 735 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,340 There is a perfect Pabo and Doctor Danny at home Between "Perfect Piper," and "Doctor Danny," 736 00:41:19,340 --> 00:41:22,040 They have met the standards of quality parents they met their quality-parenting quota. 737 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:24,160 And I can smoke weed all I want But, like, I was free to smoke a bowl 738 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:27,760 I have nothing to do in this life and no one will care about me and fuck off for the rest of my life with nobody ever bothering me. 739 00:41:28,090 --> 00:41:31,940 Now my mother actually said she wanted to come see me Now my mom's talking about coming up here to visit, 740 00:41:31,940 --> 00:41:33,810 Mention me in your Christmas letter putting me in the Christmas letter. 741 00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,480 All of a sudden I became creative Carl Suddenly, I'm "Creative Cal." 742 00:41:37,290 --> 00:41:38,550 It's fucking over It's fucked up. 743 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,000 It's possible that Papo went to jail Piper going to jail might be, like, 744 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,570 The most unlucky thing that has ever happened to me in my life the worst thing that has ever happened to me. 745 00:41:57,110 --> 00:41:59,740 Sophia I have a gift for you Sophia. I got you a present. 746 00:42:00,490 --> 00:42:02,600 This is a medium dark foundation It's powder foundation in medium dark. 747 00:42:02,780 --> 00:42:05,300 I guess you use this, hope it's right I had to guess. I hope it's all right. 748 00:42:05,300 --> 00:42:06,810 Honey, it's perfect Honey, it's perfect. 749 00:42:06,930 --> 00:42:09,500 That's very kind of you. Thank you. That's real sweet of you. Thank you. 750 00:42:09,950 --> 00:42:11,060 you're welcome You're welcome. 751 00:42:15,870 --> 00:42:17,180 I can buy things in the supplies department I got commissary. 752 00:42:17,180 --> 00:42:19,600 It looks like your money has finally arrived. Look whose ship finally came in. 753 00:42:19,630 --> 00:42:23,630 Give me back the things you gave me Here. This is payback for all the stuff you gave me. 754 00:42:24,230 --> 00:42:28,930 Nicki, this is your cup. And, Nicky, here's your cup. 755 00:42:29,930 --> 00:42:33,400 Nivea, it’s considered interest. And, um, Nivea. That's interest. 756 00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,590 What else? My child, the facial cleanser belongs to me. What else you got, kid? I'll take that face wash. 757 00:42:35,590 --> 00:42:37,830 Don't be so cheap when you see good things, Demak Don't be a commissary ho, DeMarco. 758 00:42:37,830 --> 00:42:41,630 This is really like Christmas And these. Ah! It's like Christmas. 759 00:42:42,490 --> 00:42:45,200 Attention, Xiaopa, you have a visitor. Yo, P. Heads up. You got a visitor. 760 00:42:46,390 --> 00:42:48,240 hello baby Hello, baby. 761 00:42:49,580 --> 00:42:51,280 Can I talk to you? Can I talk to you? 762 00:42:58,770 --> 00:43:01,600 Listen to me, Suzanne. Listen, Suzanne, 763 00:43:02,300 --> 00:43:03,570 me I,um, 764 00:43:04,650 --> 00:43:05,900 i know you like me I know that you like me. 765 00:43:05,900 --> 00:43:07,990 I don't just like you Pappo I don't just like you, Piper. 766 00:43:08,570 --> 00:43:10,850 i have feelings I got feelings, 767 00:43:11,100 --> 00:43:14,110 feeling of love love feelings. 768 00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:15,590 i know Yeah, I- I got that. 769 00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:20,390 Maybe I didn't speak clearly enough Um, you know, maybe I was unclear, 770 00:43:20,590 --> 00:43:23,480 I'm sorry if you misunderstood and I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression, 771 00:43:24,270 --> 00:43:31,810 I can't be your wife but I cannot be your wife. 772 00:43:32,060 --> 00:43:34,510 I have agreed to be someone else's wife I've already promised to be someone else's wife. 773 00:43:34,650 --> 00:43:37,830 Larry, I love him so much. Larry, whom I love very much. 774 00:43:37,830 --> 00:43:40,960 I won't like other people And I'm just not interested in anybody else. 775 00:43:41,070 --> 00:43:42,770 Not against you This is nothing personal. 776 00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:49,040 But there can be no drama between us But you and I… not gonna happen. 777 00:43:52,890 --> 00:43:54,240 Got it I feel you. 778 00:44:01,920 --> 00:44:03,080 Where are others? Where is he? 779 00:44:03,740 --> 00:44:06,140 He didn't want to come, I persuaded him He won't come. I tried. 780 00:44:07,060 --> 00:44:08,780 The school made him a pitcher on Friday They let him pitch Friday. 781 00:44:09,350 --> 00:44:12,660 Big game against Castle Hill School and they won This big game against Castle Hill. They won. 782 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,220 great That's great. 783 00:44:16,390 --> 00:44:18,260 You look terrible. What happened? You look like shit. What's wrong? 784 00:44:19,870 --> 00:44:21,630 They stopped my hormone pills They took me off my hormones. 785 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,130 How could this happen? Why What? Why? 786 00:44:23,130 --> 00:44:24,730 They said there was liver damage They're saying it's liver damage. 787 00:44:24,730 --> 00:44:27,510 That's bullshit. They don't want to be held responsible. It's bullshit. They just don't want to be liable. 788 00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:29,870 It's such a shame, baby Oh. I'm sorry, baby. 789 00:44:29,870 --> 00:44:31,260 I'm dying, Crystal I'm losing my shit, Crystal. 790 00:44:31,260 --> 00:44:33,000 I don't want to trouble you either I didn't want to have to ask you, 791 00:44:34,460 --> 00:44:36,050 But I don't know who else to turn to but I don't know what else to do. 792 00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:42,290 I need you to help me smuggle it in. I need you to sneak them in. 793 00:44:46,720 --> 00:44:47,850 how to do How? 794 00:44:49,470 --> 00:44:50,650 I don't know I don't know. 795 00:44:51,230 --> 00:44:54,070 You want me to put it in your butt, bring it in, and pull it out in the toilet. Want me to shove them up my ass, take them out in the bathroom? 796 00:44:54,070 --> 00:44:56,700 Then how about putting it in my mouth and feeding you when I kiss you? Then what? Put them in my mouth so I can kiss you? 797 00:44:56,980 --> 00:44:59,070 are you fucking crazy? Have you lost your fucking mind? 798 00:44:59,070 --> 00:45:00,690 I know this is crazy It's crazy, I know. 799 00:45:00,690 --> 00:45:02,830 You want me to be locked up too. This is great. You want me to get locked up, too? Oh, that's perfect. 800 00:45:02,830 --> 00:45:04,390 Michael went to live with my mother Then, Michael can go live with my mother, 801 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,740 My mother will never recognize me in this life who won't speak to me anymore at all. 802 00:45:07,420 --> 00:45:11,850 How about you, continue to maintain smooth skin, convex front and back? But you, well, you'll have your smooth skin and your lady curves, 803 00:45:12,110 --> 00:45:13,910 It's worth it no matter what so it'll all be worth it. 804 00:45:13,910 --> 00:45:16,770 I shouldn't have begged you. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have asked. I'm sorry. 805 00:45:17,750 --> 00:45:19,560 I work two jobs I'm working two jobs. 806 00:45:19,980 --> 00:45:22,020 I tried my best to raise our son I'm trying to raise our son. 807 00:45:22,190 --> 00:45:24,120 Did you know they were going to seize the house? You know they're trying to seize the house? 808 00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:25,590 they can't do this They can't do that. 809 00:45:25,670 --> 00:45:29,290 I've never paid a bill at home with a stolen credit card. I never paid any of our bills with those stolen credit cards. 810 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:32,100 I'm too embarrassed to go to church anymore I can't even show my face in church anymore. 811 00:45:32,140 --> 00:45:33,030 sorry I'm sorry. 812 00:45:33,030 --> 00:45:36,050 How fucking selfish are you? How fucking selfish can you be? 813 00:45:36,220 --> 00:45:39,190 Krystal, if they stop taking the hormones Crystal, if they take this away from me, 814 00:45:40,610 --> 00:45:42,820 All my hard work will be in vain this will all have been for nothing. 815 00:45:49,340 --> 00:45:51,600 I married a man named Marcus I married a man named Marcus. 816 00:45:53,950 --> 00:45:56,120 i always cry for him I cry for him all the time. 817 00:45:58,360 --> 00:46:01,330 But I still stay to support you But I stayed and I supported you 818 00:46:01,550 --> 00:46:03,890 Because I understand how painful you are because I could see how much pain you were in. 819 00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,530 I know this is how you can survive I know it was saving your life. 820 00:46:07,580 --> 00:46:08,920 yes It was. 821 00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:12,830 I think having two mothers is better than having a dead father. I figured better my kid had two moms than a dead dad, right? 822 00:46:13,370 --> 00:46:15,050 At least daddy is still around At least he'd be around. 823 00:46:16,210 --> 00:46:18,220 Much better than my father Which is more than my father was. 824 00:46:20,180 --> 00:46:21,890 At least he can go to his son's baseball game At least he'd be at his baseball games, 825 00:46:21,890 --> 00:46:23,900 Even if you wear a skirt even if it was in a dress. 826 00:46:26,890 --> 00:46:28,650 I endured you becoming a woman So, I put up with you becoming a woman, 827 00:46:28,650 --> 00:46:31,420 But I didn't sign to sell myself to a criminal for the rest of my life. but I never signed on for a life with a criminal. 828 00:46:33,330 --> 00:46:34,990 I will bounce back I'm gonna get my shit together. 829 00:46:35,980 --> 00:46:39,750 I swear I will make it up to you I promise. I'm gonna make it up to you. 830 00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:41,690 do you want to make it up to me Oh, you want to make it up to me? 831 00:46:41,860 --> 00:46:43,360 Serve your sentence well Do your time. 832 00:46:44,510 --> 00:46:48,210 Get out of here so you can be a father to your son Get the fuck out of here so you can be a father to your son. 833 00:46:51,110 --> 00:46:52,550 Looks like a man Man up. 834 00:46:59,610 --> 00:47:00,860 what the fuck is this What the fuck is this? 835 00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:03,420 Rearrange your bed and grab your stuff. We're reassigning you. Get your things. 836 00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:05,510 What a fucking joke You're fucking kidding me. 837 00:47:06,980 --> 00:47:08,530 You drove my sister away You had me moved? 838 00:47:10,990 --> 00:47:13,450 Who has the final say in this place? Not you. Who's running this place? Not you. 839 00:47:13,450 --> 00:47:15,510 Shut up and get your stuff Shut your mouth and get your things. 840 00:47:17,270 --> 00:47:18,820 Be careful, little girl Watch yourself, little girl. 841 00:47:19,260 --> 00:47:21,150 This is not America This is not America. 842 00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:27,160 This is Leach Prison. I've been here a long time. This is The Litch, and I've been here a long while. 843 00:48:11,510 --> 00:48:13,730 I come here at almost five o'clock every day I'm in here at five just about every day. 844 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:16,180 If you don’t want to see it, avoid it You don't like it, avoid it. 845 00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:22,010 you betrayed me You named me. 846 00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:23,130 what What? 847 00:48:23,130 --> 00:48:25,030 You don't have to drag me to die with you You didn't have to take me down with you. 848 00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:28,560 Is it because of this? Do you think I betrayed you? Is that what all this is about? You think I turned you in? 849 00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:31,200 You haven't seen me in five years You haven't seen me in five years. 850 00:48:31,210 --> 00:48:33,980 You don't know how my life has changed You had no idea what was going on with me. 851 00:48:33,980 --> 00:48:36,220 I'm different now I have a new life I am a different person. I was building a life. 852 00:48:36,220 --> 00:48:39,530 Cheers for you not me Pappo Oh, well, hooray for you. It wasn't me, Piper. 853 00:48:39,530 --> 00:48:42,210 Fart, you never forgive me for leaving you Bullshit. You never, ever forgive me for leaving. 854 00:48:42,210 --> 00:48:43,770 Thirteen people were indicted Thirteen people were indicted. 855 00:48:43,780 --> 00:48:46,060 You all know that we traveled together You met all of them. We traveled together. 856 00:48:46,060 --> 00:48:47,070 I know it's you I know it was you. 857 00:48:47,070 --> 00:48:50,340 It's not me. Damn you for thinking that. No, it wasn't. And fuck you for thinking it was. 858 00:48:50,340 --> 00:48:51,570 What benefits do they give you? Right, what did they give you? 859 00:48:51,570 --> 00:48:54,360 Will the sentence be reduced every time an innocent person is blamed? Time off for every innocent person that you threw under the bus? 860 00:48:54,360 --> 00:48:57,540 Innocent so fucking funny Innocent? That is fucking hilarious. 861 00:48:57,970 --> 00:48:59,520 You delivered the money bag You carried that bag. 862 00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:00,810 No one puts a gun to your head No one had a gun to your head. 863 00:49:00,810 --> 00:49:03,640 Your fiancé might believe your lies Your fiance might buy this bullshit, 864 00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:05,010 but i know you but I know you. 865 00:49:06,270 --> 00:49:08,470 i know you I know you. 866 00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:12,340 You never complained when I took you around the world And there were no complaints when I took you all over the world. 867 00:49:12,340 --> 00:49:14,370 But once something happens But the second shit got real -- 868 00:49:14,370 --> 00:49:15,530 you put me in danger You put me in danger. 869 00:49:15,530 --> 00:49:17,830 you like You loved it. 870 00:49:19,900 --> 00:49:23,560 You're a boring little girl from Connecticut You were just this boring little girl from Connecticut 871 00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,800 I want to feel what it feels like to be a special bad girl who wanted to feel special and bad. 872 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:26,960 Don't point the finger at me Don't turn this around on me. 873 00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:28,400 I didn't betray you I didn't name you. 874 00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:31,980 Maybe I never forgive you for leaving me And, yeah, maybe I never forgive you for leaving 875 00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:36,320 Because you broke my heart because you broke my fucking heart. 876 00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:39,430 Maybe I've done a lot of bad things in my life And maybe I've done a lot of fucked-up things in my life, 877 00:49:39,930 --> 00:49:44,350 But I never lied to you Never but I have never lied to you… ever. 878 00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:58,390 I'm stuck I'm stuck. 879 00:49:58,390 --> 00:50:01,290 I think the necklace got caught in my clothes or hair I think my necklace is caught on my shirt or in my hair 880 00:50:01,290 --> 00:50:02,790 Maybe it's all stuck or maybe both. 881 00:50:04,810 --> 00:50:06,110 you want me to... Do you want me-- 882 00:50:06,110 --> 00:50:07,320 trouble you Yeah. 883 00:50:09,180 --> 00:50:10,360 God Oh, man. 884 00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,560 Don't look at my belly Don't look at my belly. 885 00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:17,180 Okay, untied There. You're free. 886 00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:19,240 yes Yeah, right. 887 00:50:32,240 --> 00:50:33,200 Hello Hello? 888 00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:34,450 baby it's me Hey, baby. It's me. 889 00:50:34,450 --> 00:50:38,150 How was meeting your mother? Hey. How, uh, how was the visit with your mom? 890 00:50:38,150 --> 00:50:40,440 Larry, I have something to trouble you with. Listen, Larry, I need you to do something for me, 891 00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:41,700 But I don't want to explain why and I don't want to talk about it. 892 00:50:41,700 --> 00:50:43,570 You help me investigate Alex Voss I need you to find out if Alex Vause 893 00:50:43,570 --> 00:50:44,640 Did you betray me during the trial? named me at her trial. 894 00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:47,020 Wait, my dad said But wait. My- my dad said the, 895 00:50:47,020 --> 00:50:50,390 The testimony has been sealed. Why do you suddenly want to check it? uh, testimony was sealed. Why the sudden interest? 896 00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:52,560 I don’t know. I can’t let go of this. I don't know. It's just eating at me. 897 00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:54,360 I'm very free I got a lot of time on my hands. 898 00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:57,030 Please, Larry, there must be a way Please, Larry, there's got to be a way. 899 00:50:57,030 --> 00:50:58,370 will you tell your father Will you talk to him? 900 00:50:58,380 --> 00:51:00,010 Her name is Alex Voss Her name is Alex Vause -- 901 00:51:00,270 --> 00:51:01,970 Spelled is VAUSE V-A-U-S-E. 902 00:51:03,130 --> 00:51:05,010 this is very important to me This is really important to me. 903 00:51:05,060 --> 00:51:06,600 ok but Yeah, o-okay. But, um-- 904 00:51:06,610 --> 00:51:08,210 I don't want to explain why And I don't want to talk about it. 905 00:51:10,840 --> 00:51:13,550 My mom told me that my eggs are getting older And my mother told me that my eggs are getting old. 906 00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:19,070 Chapman pack things Chapman, get your things together. 907 00:51:19,070 --> 00:51:22,480 Moved to dormitory B, cubicle 18 You've moved down to B dorm, cube eighteen. 908 00:51:23,010 --> 00:51:24,350 That's the black area That's the ghetto. 909 00:51:24,900 --> 00:51:26,270 what What? 910 00:51:27,170 --> 00:51:30,420 They put you in the ghetto. Good luck Chapman. They got you in the ghetto. Good luck, Chapman. 911 00:51:30,600 --> 00:51:31,840 you need good luck You're gonna need it. 912 00:52:18,340 --> 00:52:21,400 This is your bed, that's your hook That's your bed. These are your hooks. 913 00:52:22,430 --> 00:52:24,300 I don't want to be someone else's cleaning lady I am nobody's cleaning lady, 914 00:52:24,300 --> 00:52:26,650 This is my honor cubicle every week and I make honor cube every week. 915 00:52:26,650 --> 00:52:29,340 Do your own thing well and So, you do your part and then some. 916 00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:33,230 Clean floors are my pride. No shoes allowed. My floor's my pride, so no shoes. 917 00:52:33,230 --> 00:52:35,420 Take it off when you come in Leave them out before you step in. 918 00:52:35,820 --> 00:52:38,760 I saw the farce in the cafeteria And I see that nonsense go down in the cafeteria. 919 00:52:38,760 --> 00:52:40,510 I don't care if you're a lesbian I don't care if you're gay or what, 920 00:52:40,510 --> 00:52:43,940 If you act in a romantic drama here, we'll be in trouble but you bring any drama in here and we'll have trouble. 921 00:52:44,170 --> 00:52:47,570 I won't tolerate this kind of stupidity in my cell, understand? I don't tolerate foolishness in my bunk. Understand? 922 00:52:57,430 --> 00:53:00,490 The following prisoners with doctor's prescriptions are waiting in the infirmary The following inmates have prescriptions waiting in the infirmary. 923 00:53:14,010 --> 00:53:14,760 you have the right to remain silent You have the right to remain silent. 924 00:53:14,760 --> 00:53:15,930 What's going on I don't understand. 925 00:53:15,930 --> 00:53:17,590 -what you said or did -what happened - Anything you say or do - What's happening? 926 00:53:17,590 --> 00:53:19,260 will be used as evidence in court can be held against you in a court of law 927 00:53:19,270 --> 00:53:20,530 -You have the right to an attorney. -What did you do? - You have the right to an attorney. - What did you do? 928 00:53:20,540 --> 00:53:21,620 If you can't afford a lawyer If you can't afford an attorney, 929 00:53:21,620 --> 00:53:23,370 The court will assign you one will be appointed for you. 930 00:53:23,710 --> 00:53:25,980 Do you understand the rights I just read out? Do you understand these rights as I just read them to you? 931 00:53:27,940 --> 00:53:29,430 Understand Y-yes. 932 00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:32,810 I understand these rights. Do you have anything to say to me? With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me? 933 00:53:38,200 --> 00:53:39,200 No No. 934 00:53:48,140 --> 00:53:49,400 Besset Hey, Burset. 935 00:54:00,410 --> 00:54:02,510 I heard you wanted to get something in I heard you've been looking for something. 936 00:54:04,100 --> 00:54:06,430 Changed your mind and want to try the bacon and egg burger? Change your mind about that Egg McMuffin? 937 00:54:08,290 --> 00:54:10,300 I'm not that kind of woman You got the wrong girl.