1 00:00:47,210 --> 00:00:48,210 Good night, doll. 2 00:00:49,990 --> 00:00:50,990 Good night. 3 00:00:55,070 --> 00:00:56,070 Oh. 4 00:00:57,770 --> 00:00:58,770 Did you? 5 00:01:03,810 --> 00:01:05,990 No, I did earlier. 6 00:01:07,970 --> 00:01:09,450 Yeah, me too. 7 00:01:09,870 --> 00:01:12,250 You know, that drive and all that eating. 8 00:01:14,270 --> 00:01:15,270 Yeah. 9 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:18,200 Tomorrow. 10 00:04:39,340 --> 00:04:40,800 Kind of early for sunbathing, isn't it? 11 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:42,200 Yeah. 12 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:47,000 What are you doing today? 13 00:04:48,020 --> 00:04:49,240 I don't know. 14 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:50,960 Try to relax, I guess. 15 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:52,820 Sit around by the pool. 16 00:04:53,380 --> 00:04:54,380 Lazy bones. 17 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:02,240 We're out of here. 18 00:05:02,340 --> 00:05:03,340 Let's go. 19 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:05,160 Ace outfit. 20 00:05:05,540 --> 00:05:07,300 I don't think you're going to dress like that. 21 00:05:09,230 --> 00:05:10,790 Think it'll shave a stroke off my game? 22 00:05:11,030 --> 00:05:11,889 Two strokes. 23 00:05:11,890 --> 00:05:14,710 Hey, hey, wait, wait. We've got big money on today's game. Don't give him 24 00:05:14,710 --> 00:05:18,150 ideas. Your club's in the car? If they're not, it's going to be a short 25 00:05:18,150 --> 00:05:23,630 go. This is so neat, having our very own pool to ourselves. 26 00:05:24,810 --> 00:05:27,050 We should go on vacation rolls more often. 27 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:31,010 How about Vail? 28 00:05:31,410 --> 00:05:33,790 Vail? My God, we'd have to float alone. 29 00:05:34,310 --> 00:05:36,790 Besides, we've already put down money on the condo in Tahoe. 30 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:38,160 Ah, put down a deposit. 31 00:05:38,540 --> 00:05:41,060 We'll talk about veal later. Gotta go. Let's go. 32 00:05:42,140 --> 00:05:44,200 You win that money. 33 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:45,560 Bye, guys. 34 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:48,160 Bye, guys. 35 00:05:49,480 --> 00:05:51,360 I made some fresh coffee. Want some? 36 00:05:53,900 --> 00:05:54,900 No, thanks. 37 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,900 Spend that ditch water that we get at work. It's French vanilla. 38 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:01,640 No, I'm not in the mood for coffee today. 39 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:04,600 I'm feeling a little edgy. 40 00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:08,100 You know what I am in the mood for? 41 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:09,480 What? 42 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:14,080 A mimosa. I have not had a mimosa in the morning since forever. 43 00:06:14,900 --> 00:06:16,520 Should we? Let's do it. 44 00:06:20,540 --> 00:06:22,520 Where do they hide the glasses around here? 45 00:06:25,420 --> 00:06:31,360 You know, everything I send to Pearson comes back with so many editorial notes 46 00:06:31,360 --> 00:06:34,780 on it, I feel like it should have a grade on it and a note attached saying, 47 00:06:34,780 --> 00:06:35,699 me. 48 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:37,700 Well, at least it's got your name on it. Yeah. 49 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:45,720 Don't worry, just pour it. It looks yummy. 50 00:06:52,860 --> 00:06:53,220 So, 51 00:06:53,220 --> 00:07:02,640 I 52 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:04,040 have to have this thing ready by... 53 00:07:04,250 --> 00:07:05,830 Friday. You will. 54 00:07:07,930 --> 00:07:09,970 And, you know, I hate tan lines. 55 00:07:10,850 --> 00:07:11,850 Me too. 56 00:07:12,530 --> 00:07:15,370 You know, there's nobody around. 57 00:07:15,950 --> 00:07:17,370 I'll take my top off. 58 00:07:17,870 --> 00:07:18,870 Absolutely. 59 00:07:27,230 --> 00:07:32,170 You know, the thing about writing is that people are always trying to give 60 00:07:32,170 --> 00:07:33,170 advice. 61 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:35,200 And guidance. 62 00:07:35,540 --> 00:07:41,360 And just sometimes you just need to go into your own room and just do it by 63 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:42,360 yourself. 64 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,560 Sounds like my sex life lately. 65 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:51,600 Really? 66 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:53,440 Hmm? 67 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:57,640 You know, get yourself off. 68 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:01,320 No, no. I was just kidding. 69 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:02,600 No. 70 00:08:03,110 --> 00:08:04,110 Oh, okay. 71 00:08:07,170 --> 00:08:08,470 Yeah. What? 72 00:08:09,870 --> 00:08:14,330 Yeah, I do get myself off. I don't know why I said I didn't, because I do. 73 00:08:15,470 --> 00:08:16,470 Me too. 74 00:08:18,030 --> 00:08:23,170 It's not that Brad and I... I mean, he's terrific and all, but... Joel and I, 75 00:08:23,250 --> 00:08:26,910 like, we get on the schedule from hell, and it's... Yeah, and before you know 76 00:08:26,910 --> 00:08:30,710 it, a couple of weeks have gone by since you did it, and the pressure builds up. 77 00:08:30,870 --> 00:08:32,390 A couple of weeks? God. 78 00:08:33,020 --> 00:08:34,280 Glad I'm not the only one. 79 00:08:34,539 --> 00:08:36,280 I think I do it a lot. 80 00:08:36,580 --> 00:08:37,580 Me? 81 00:08:37,980 --> 00:08:39,299 Like, how often? 82 00:08:39,580 --> 00:08:41,539 Well, you know, it varies. 83 00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:43,840 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know. 84 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:47,760 I mean, a couple of times a week. Maybe three or four. 85 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:50,500 Me too. 86 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:57,120 Let me ask you something. 87 00:08:58,180 --> 00:08:59,620 Do you ever think about Bran? 88 00:09:00,880 --> 00:09:01,880 Sometimes. 89 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:04,220 Sometimes I just fantasize. 90 00:09:04,780 --> 00:09:05,780 Me too. 91 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:07,780 What do you fantasize about? 92 00:09:08,200 --> 00:09:09,460 Well, I don't know. 93 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:13,540 Sometimes I imagine a door -to -door salesman. 94 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:19,400 Oh, the kind that comes to the door and you're not wearing much? 95 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:21,860 No, I'm wearing my white satin robe. 96 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:26,480 You know the one with nothing on underneath. 97 00:09:26,860 --> 00:09:29,060 And I feel daring. 98 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:31,990 So you open the door anyway and let him in. 99 00:09:32,830 --> 00:09:36,050 Have you ever seen a door -to -door salesman? No, have you? 100 00:09:36,290 --> 00:09:37,290 No. 101 00:09:38,450 --> 00:09:45,290 Well, I lead him into the dining room, and he's looking me over real good while 102 00:09:45,290 --> 00:09:47,590 he gets all this stuff out of his case. 103 00:09:49,010 --> 00:09:54,350 So I see him looking, and I mean way over. 104 00:09:55,110 --> 00:09:57,950 Yeah, and he acts gently on purpose. 105 00:09:59,840 --> 00:10:00,880 Big, hard -on. 106 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:02,760 Oh, yeah. 107 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:05,800 So big he's having trouble hiding it. 108 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:09,760 So we flew around, testing his wares. 109 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:15,660 Teasing and flirting until we're getting, mmm, so hot. 110 00:10:17,080 --> 00:10:23,580 And then I turn around to get my checkbook, and I really give him a look. 111 00:10:23,980 --> 00:10:27,980 Oh, yeah, he's getting so hot, he's getting me hot. Oh, yeah. 112 00:10:29,100 --> 00:10:34,460 And I figure it's only a matter of time before he gets so hot he takes things 113 00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:38,880 into his own hands. And then he loses control and grabs me. 114 00:10:39,600 --> 00:10:41,980 Oh, yeah. 115 00:10:42,980 --> 00:10:49,400 He kisses me, fondles my breath, and I usually come by now. 116 00:11:06,350 --> 00:11:10,790 I gotta get in the pool. I'm getting hot talking like this. Me too. 117 00:11:19,510 --> 00:11:21,230 Oh my god, the pool! Oh, shit! 118 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:43,000 Kind of cute. 119 00:11:43,420 --> 00:11:45,520 Maybe we should let him in and give him a look. 120 00:11:46,020 --> 00:11:47,420 Charge his battery for him. 121 00:11:48,180 --> 00:11:49,580 Like our salesman. 122 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:52,160 Oh, he was getting me hot. 123 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:53,440 Oh, yeah. 124 00:11:53,620 --> 00:11:54,620 Hot, yeah. 125 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:55,960 See my nipples? 126 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,500 They're still so hard. 127 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:06,420 Don't worry, he can't see. 128 00:12:07,060 --> 00:12:08,060 Me too. 129 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:14,540 thinking what I'm thinking. 130 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:17,880 This is so naughty. 131 00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:19,360 I want to do it now. 132 00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:22,220 Why don't you take the couch and I'll go into the bedroom. 133 00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:25,700 Unless... Unless? 134 00:12:26,360 --> 00:12:27,960 We could both do it here. 135 00:12:28,340 --> 00:12:30,240 So we can watch it at the same time. 136 00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:32,660 Oh my. 137 00:12:34,260 --> 00:12:35,260 Should we? 138 00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:37,580 Okay. 139 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,500 I am so wet. 140 00:12:42,780 --> 00:12:44,270 Just... Thinking about it. 141 00:12:45,530 --> 00:12:46,530 God. 142 00:12:46,890 --> 00:12:47,890 Poor baby. 143 00:12:49,790 --> 00:12:52,830 You know, suddenly I'm feeling a little funny about this. 144 00:12:53,610 --> 00:12:54,610 I'm not sure. 145 00:12:55,390 --> 00:12:56,510 Well, what's the difference? 146 00:12:57,070 --> 00:12:58,810 We're both going to do it in different rooms. 147 00:13:00,830 --> 00:13:01,830 True. 148 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:05,050 I just don't know what to do first, I guess. 149 00:13:05,270 --> 00:13:06,270 With you here. 150 00:13:06,310 --> 00:13:07,310 I know. 151 00:13:07,430 --> 00:13:09,710 You watch me and the pole man get it on. 152 00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:25,430 Woohoo! 153 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:49,560 So beautiful. 154 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,600 I'm getting up up there so hard. 155 00:15:31,560 --> 00:15:32,760 We forgot all about the poem. 156 00:15:33,820 --> 00:15:34,900 It's already gone. 157 00:15:38,900 --> 00:15:44,460 What was exciting was to be doing it, but not doing it alone. 158 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:48,200 Right. God, that was intense. 159 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:04,080 Coast is clear. 160 00:16:06,580 --> 00:16:08,300 Oh, I need a drink. 161 00:16:10,780 --> 00:16:16,340 Should we hit the pool? 162 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,600 Yeah. 163 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:21,000 Do you want to ease in or plunge in? 164 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:22,640 Plunge. 165 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,000 Here goes. 166 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,120 I hope it's warm. 167 00:16:36,140 --> 00:16:37,140 They're still shaky. 168 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:39,660 Mine, too. God, that was something. 169 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:41,500 I needed that. 170 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:42,800 Me, too. 171 00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:46,340 God, you're fantastic looking when you come. 172 00:16:48,940 --> 00:16:51,700 Oh, God, I can't believe I just said that. 173 00:16:52,140 --> 00:16:53,720 Do you think I'm secretly a diet? 174 00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:55,740 We're voyeurs, that's all. 175 00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,300 Brad would have a coronary if he found out. 176 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:01,240 Joe would, too. 177 00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:03,220 No, I'd take that back. 178 00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:09,190 Joe would be so turned on. He would not let it rest until we did it again and 179 00:17:09,190 --> 00:17:10,009 let him watch. 180 00:17:10,010 --> 00:17:11,010 Seriously? 181 00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:13,150 Yeah. Are you kidding, Joe? 182 00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:16,550 I don't know. We may have to slow down a little bit. 183 00:17:16,950 --> 00:17:18,410 I need to think about that. 184 00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:21,310 No hurry. 185 00:17:21,670 --> 00:17:22,489 That's right. 186 00:17:22,490 --> 00:17:24,210 We got all weekend. 187 00:17:24,990 --> 00:17:26,829 Are the guys playing golf tomorrow? 188 00:19:03,490 --> 00:19:05,170 You shit. 189 00:21:01,980 --> 00:21:04,320 I played so badly today. 190 00:21:04,540 --> 00:21:06,040 No, I think your game's improved. 191 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,120 I like it much better when I win. 192 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:36,320 I'm savoring my back. 193 00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:38,100 That's why I hook it so bad. 194 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:39,540 A likely story. 195 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:41,900 That's true. It's true. 196 00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:46,620 Gina got so turned on last night that she clawed my back like an alley cat. 197 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,920 Whoa, wild woman. 198 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:52,180 Gonna have to tame her down, partner. 199 00:21:55,340 --> 00:22:00,320 There might be something in the air down here, though, because last night, 200 00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:04,780 Lindsay started doing a script to you for me while I was watching TV. 201 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,120 Really? 202 00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:09,240 Must have been some joke. 203 00:22:09,860 --> 00:22:10,860 Yeah. 204 00:22:11,100 --> 00:22:13,700 You never think of women getting as horny as guys. 205 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,420 Nah. It's just been a while since we'd had sex. 206 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:19,920 Must build up for them, too. 207 00:22:20,220 --> 00:22:21,640 There are limits, you know. 208 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:25,520 If it fucks up your golf swing... Absolutely. 209 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,800 Absolutely, a man has to draw the line somewhere. 210 00:22:38,770 --> 00:22:39,770 Hey, look. 211 00:22:40,850 --> 00:22:42,090 Fifty bucks on the next hole. 212 00:22:43,210 --> 00:22:47,010 And if you get a birdie, you can have a date with my wife. You're on. 213 00:22:49,070 --> 00:22:50,310 What if I get a hole -in -one? 214 00:22:50,690 --> 00:22:52,170 You never had a hole -in -one in your life. 215 00:23:02,910 --> 00:23:04,130 Fifty bucks on the next hole. 216 00:23:13,390 --> 00:23:14,390 We should go pack. 217 00:23:14,910 --> 00:23:16,170 We're going to be late anyway. 218 00:23:16,550 --> 00:23:19,530 Have you given any thought to that idea with Joe? 219 00:23:19,850 --> 00:23:23,070 You know, so much I can barely concentrate. 220 00:23:23,910 --> 00:23:24,910 Me too. 221 00:23:25,310 --> 00:23:27,670 It's kind of the truth. It scares me. 222 00:23:28,170 --> 00:23:30,250 No, it shouldn't be a fear thing. 223 00:23:30,530 --> 00:23:33,550 No, I mean, it scares me because it's such a rush. 224 00:23:34,370 --> 00:23:37,590 Oh, yeah. It made things harder for Joe and I last night. 225 00:23:38,190 --> 00:23:39,190 God. 226 00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:41,790 Just think about it. It makes me hot. 227 00:23:43,650 --> 00:23:44,650 Me too. 228 00:23:45,410 --> 00:23:47,170 God, it did for me and Brad. 229 00:23:47,730 --> 00:23:50,350 I was like a teenager last night. 230 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:52,230 Fun. 231 00:23:52,590 --> 00:23:53,670 Fun is right. 232 00:24:23,790 --> 00:24:24,790 What are you working on? 233 00:24:25,450 --> 00:24:26,870 Oh, the CBC stuff. 234 00:24:27,090 --> 00:24:28,530 It's not urgent. Did you want me? 235 00:24:29,610 --> 00:24:30,610 Actually, yes. 236 00:24:31,610 --> 00:24:32,610 Sure, what's up? 237 00:24:33,410 --> 00:24:37,690 Well, I was wondering if you'd like to watch me. 238 00:24:40,130 --> 00:24:41,310 What, here? 239 00:24:42,170 --> 00:24:43,250 In my office? 240 00:24:43,550 --> 00:24:44,690 No, not here. 241 00:24:45,210 --> 00:24:46,210 Come with me. 242 00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:51,330 Oh, my God. 243 00:24:53,950 --> 00:24:55,370 Dale, hold my calls for a minute, would you? 244 00:25:10,110 --> 00:25:11,610 McKenna's in Las Vegas till Friday. 245 00:25:12,190 --> 00:25:13,350 She'll be fine in here. 246 00:25:29,870 --> 00:25:31,350 I was wondering when we'd do it again. 247 00:25:31,630 --> 00:25:32,630 You were? 248 00:25:33,210 --> 00:25:34,970 I wasn't sure how to bring it up. 249 00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:37,450 I just thought, well, what the hell, just ask her. 250 00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:38,670 Well, I'm glad you did. 251 00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:41,610 Because if you hadn't, I would have. 252 00:25:44,790 --> 00:25:47,410 Oh, doing this at work, it's so bad. 253 00:25:47,810 --> 00:25:49,130 Oh, that's the fun of it. 254 00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:20,600 Oh. 255 00:28:05,130 --> 00:28:07,470 I'd like to try a little experiment. 256 00:28:08,870 --> 00:28:09,870 Fine. 257 00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:11,910 Would you kiss me? 258 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,080 You are so beautiful. 259 00:28:45,940 --> 00:28:48,160 And your body is sensational. 260 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:52,900 I love you. 261 00:28:54,780 --> 00:28:58,660 But this isn't for me. 262 00:29:02,060 --> 00:29:04,960 Oh, I love you too. 263 00:29:05,460 --> 00:29:07,680 Oh, God, you are so serious. 264 00:29:09,770 --> 00:29:13,510 Well, I had to find out if I was really gay. I kept wondering. 265 00:29:14,210 --> 00:29:16,410 I've been thinking about nothing else, practically. 266 00:29:16,770 --> 00:29:19,030 But it's what we thought it was, voyeurism. 267 00:29:19,690 --> 00:29:22,450 Thanks for letting me try my little experiment. 268 00:29:23,610 --> 00:29:24,710 Sure, no problem. 269 00:29:25,190 --> 00:29:26,470 You're a pretty good kisser. 270 00:29:27,290 --> 00:29:28,290 Pretty good? 271 00:29:29,630 --> 00:29:30,710 Okay, very good. 272 00:29:32,610 --> 00:29:38,450 Listen, have you given any more thought to the idea with Joe? 273 00:29:45,430 --> 00:29:46,630 Yeah, have I ever. 274 00:29:47,910 --> 00:29:51,070 And I gotta tell you, it makes my motor run. 275 00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:53,270 You? Definitely. 276 00:29:54,550 --> 00:29:56,490 Well, I wouldn't want Joe to know that I knew. 277 00:29:57,670 --> 00:29:59,990 No problem. It's our secret. 278 00:30:09,130 --> 00:30:10,270 It's nothing really. 279 00:30:10,570 --> 00:30:12,890 It's sort of, well, a confession. 280 00:30:13,710 --> 00:30:18,290 When we were in Palm... Gina was telling me about how horny she was. 281 00:30:19,090 --> 00:30:23,430 And she said that sometimes she and Brad don't do it as much as she'd like. 282 00:30:24,130 --> 00:30:28,450 So to get by, she... Easy, if this is something about Gina and another man, I 283 00:30:28,450 --> 00:30:29,450 don't want to know about it. 284 00:30:29,850 --> 00:30:31,490 No, it's about us. 285 00:30:35,390 --> 00:30:40,390 So anyway, there we were with our tops off and all. 286 00:30:41,270 --> 00:30:43,650 I have a feeling I'm going to need a drink. You want one? 287 00:30:43,930 --> 00:30:44,930 Okay. 288 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:49,040 And it was hot. 289 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:54,180 So we were talking about how Gina, you know, plays with herself to get herself 290 00:30:54,180 --> 00:30:55,180 off. 291 00:30:55,740 --> 00:30:57,260 I need a double. 292 00:30:57,980 --> 00:31:00,680 Anyway, I admit it, I do it too. 293 00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:05,160 Right when we're talking, getting herself off, here comes the pool man. 294 00:31:07,420 --> 00:31:12,340 The pool man? You didn't. No, we ran the house before he could see us. 295 00:31:12,810 --> 00:31:17,310 But we were both so steamed up about talking about sex and our fantasies and 296 00:31:17,310 --> 00:31:20,610 all, so... So? 297 00:31:22,230 --> 00:31:26,770 Well, we both realized that we wanted to get ourselves off, so we did it on the 298 00:31:26,770 --> 00:31:27,770 couch. 299 00:31:28,330 --> 00:31:30,650 You and Gina on the couch, together? 300 00:31:31,690 --> 00:31:33,290 Yes, we watched each other. 301 00:31:35,130 --> 00:31:38,510 I just wanted to let you know this so there wouldn't be any secrets between 302 00:31:38,710 --> 00:31:39,710 What do you think? 303 00:32:14,510 --> 00:32:15,510 Is that better? 304 00:32:15,950 --> 00:32:16,950 That's better. 305 00:32:22,610 --> 00:32:24,470 How about that? Is that a lot better? 306 00:32:25,470 --> 00:32:26,470 Yes. 307 00:33:31,310 --> 00:33:32,330 Naughty girl. 308 00:33:34,940 --> 00:33:36,880 Bad, bad girl. 309 00:33:37,180 --> 00:33:38,260 My bad. 310 00:34:26,090 --> 00:34:27,290 Is that a time for you? 311 00:34:28,270 --> 00:34:29,270 What do you think? 312 00:34:29,449 --> 00:34:32,230 You wish you could have been there to see us, don't you? Oh, yeah. 313 00:34:32,469 --> 00:34:33,730 Do you want to see us together? 314 00:34:35,389 --> 00:34:36,969 Are you kidding? 315 00:34:37,270 --> 00:34:38,270 It can happen. 316 00:34:40,190 --> 00:34:41,190 She'd be willing. 317 00:34:41,630 --> 00:34:42,929 She wouldn't even know. 318 00:35:01,770 --> 00:35:03,030 I'll try to get back before dark. 319 00:35:03,310 --> 00:35:05,230 You take it easy on those roads out there. 320 00:35:05,590 --> 00:35:07,050 Sure you don't want me to go along with you? 321 00:35:07,470 --> 00:35:08,730 No, no, rest the shoulder. 322 00:35:09,010 --> 00:35:10,430 We'll be back on the slopes tomorrow. 323 00:35:11,290 --> 00:35:14,750 It's a pain in the ass the only tire stores clear over in Incline Village. 324 00:35:15,890 --> 00:35:16,890 Sure is. 325 00:35:34,350 --> 00:35:35,810 Tell Lindsay I'm going to take a nap. 326 00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:37,770 I'll tell her. You get some rest. 327 00:35:38,110 --> 00:35:39,110 Okay. 328 00:35:44,950 --> 00:35:47,490 What if he wakes up? He's just down the hall. 329 00:35:48,070 --> 00:35:49,770 Are you kidding? Joe sleeps? 330 00:35:50,430 --> 00:35:52,390 The cannons could go off. 331 00:35:52,670 --> 00:35:53,670 Yeah. 332 00:35:56,270 --> 00:35:57,990 Look, the door's locked. 333 00:35:59,050 --> 00:36:00,970 Besides, he wouldn't come into your room anyway. 334 00:36:02,630 --> 00:36:05,900 Yeah. I guess you're right. Don't you want to do it? 335 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:07,900 Yeah, I do. 336 00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,760 I've been thinking about it ever since Palm Springs. 337 00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:14,500 Yeah, that was fun, wasn't it? 338 00:36:17,420 --> 00:36:18,420 Let me. 339 00:36:23,420 --> 00:36:25,000 Oh, you're so gorgeous. 340 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,180 Your breasts are so firm. 341 00:36:28,820 --> 00:36:30,720 Your nipples are so hard already. 342 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,280 You must like this. 343 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,080 Well, you know, it's different. 344 00:36:42,660 --> 00:36:44,240 Now you undo my robe. 345 00:36:53,860 --> 00:36:55,660 You have such a beautiful body. 346 00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:58,540 I want to watch you come. 347 00:36:59,740 --> 00:37:00,740 Come on. 348 00:37:57,670 --> 00:37:58,670 How does it feel? 349 00:38:00,390 --> 00:38:02,090 It feels good. 350 00:38:03,050 --> 00:38:04,850 You look fantastic. 351 00:38:06,170 --> 00:38:08,370 I love watching you touch yourself. 352 00:38:08,930 --> 00:38:10,950 It makes me so hot. 353 00:38:11,850 --> 00:38:13,350 Let me see you. 354 00:38:14,330 --> 00:38:15,970 Let me feel you. 355 00:38:39,939 --> 00:38:41,500 Tina, you're going to make me calm. 356 00:39:09,770 --> 00:39:10,770 You're welcome. 357 00:39:52,899 --> 00:39:54,540 Oh, God. 358 00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:57,520 Oh, 359 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:00,800 God. 360 00:40:01,580 --> 00:40:02,820 Oh, God. 361 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:07,660 I'm going to go. 362 00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:10,640 Watch me. 363 00:40:40,170 --> 00:40:47,090 in there joe oh my god joe i'm sorry i didn't i was only i can't i 364 00:40:47,090 --> 00:40:52,270 can't do this it's up to you it's just too mean 365 00:40:52,270 --> 00:40:58,450 i knew joe okay you wanted me to see you 366 00:40:58,450 --> 00:41:04,650 yeah joe yeah this is the most exciting thing i've ever seen 367 00:41:04,650 --> 00:41:05,730 really 368 00:41:06,580 --> 00:41:10,160 Yeah, I barely touched myself and I came and I'm about to again. 369 00:41:11,060 --> 00:41:12,060 You want to see? 370 00:41:13,260 --> 00:41:14,260 Are you serious? 371 00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:15,680 Fair is fair. 372 00:41:16,660 --> 00:41:18,000 Show us. What? 373 00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:22,940 You get to see us and we get to see you. 374 00:41:25,300 --> 00:41:26,300 It's only fair. 375 00:41:38,540 --> 00:41:39,800 That was so good. 376 00:41:48,700 --> 00:41:49,760 It's pretty good to me. 377 00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:51,300 How's your shoulder? 378 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:52,440 Oh, it's killing me. 379 00:41:54,340 --> 00:41:56,980 I just hope it doesn't change things, that's all. 380 00:41:57,840 --> 00:41:58,860 Don't tell Brad, okay? 381 00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:00,080 I won't. 382 00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:02,980 He should feel the same way about this as I do, right? 383 00:42:03,420 --> 00:42:05,180 Maybe. I don't know. 384 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:11,640 Whatever happens, we have to stay friends. I think that it's the most 385 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:12,820 thing. I agree. 386 00:42:13,340 --> 00:42:16,500 I don't see a problem. We're all adults. We can handle this. 387 00:42:17,340 --> 00:42:19,140 And it's just voyeurism, right? 388 00:42:19,420 --> 00:42:20,420 Right. 389 00:42:25,980 --> 00:42:27,280 You fantasize. 390 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:37,240 When you do it to yourself. 391 00:42:38,580 --> 00:42:39,580 Sure. 392 00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,800 Tell us. It's okay if it's not about me, Joey. 393 00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:45,320 Some fantasies are four. 394 00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:53,240 Come on. 395 00:42:53,820 --> 00:42:56,820 Well, it looks like today ought to be a day for everything coming out in the 396 00:42:56,820 --> 00:42:57,799 open, huh? 397 00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,580 Sort of coming out of the closet, so to speak. 398 00:43:01,180 --> 00:43:04,840 Well, my fantasy is something that actually happened. 399 00:43:05,900 --> 00:43:06,900 With a cousin. 400 00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:08,500 Connie. 401 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:15,980 We were visiting her, and her husband, the doctor, Bobby, 402 00:43:16,140 --> 00:43:22,900 he got beat in the middle of the night, and he had to go off to the hospital. 403 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:30,300 Bobby gets a call, and he has to go, even if it's the most inopportune 404 00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:31,840 if you know what I mean. 405 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:34,380 Came in the ass. 406 00:43:35,100 --> 00:43:36,100 Sure is. 407 00:43:36,900 --> 00:43:40,780 Like tonight, I'm going to have to go to bed with my vibrator instead of my 408 00:43:40,780 --> 00:43:42,800 husband. Take a cold shower. 409 00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:44,158 Jerk off. 410 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:45,580 He always was a jerk off. 411 00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:48,600 I even caught him once when we were little kids. 412 00:43:48,980 --> 00:43:49,980 Remember? 413 00:43:52,540 --> 00:43:53,540 Really? 414 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:56,360 Connie. 415 00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:03,720 Oh, yeah. 416 00:44:05,100 --> 00:44:08,940 He was in his room, and he thought that we were all down at the softball field, 417 00:44:09,060 --> 00:44:10,200 but I wasn't. 418 00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:12,040 And I walked in on him. 419 00:44:12,860 --> 00:44:13,860 What happened? 420 00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:17,600 Nothing. 421 00:44:20,060 --> 00:44:21,060 Nothing much. 422 00:44:22,240 --> 00:44:24,860 Look, he's getting hard, just like when we were kids. 423 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:28,700 Oh, my God, you're right. 424 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,020 He is definitely hard. 425 00:44:32,620 --> 00:44:35,120 I gotta tell you, it's kind of making me hot myself. 426 00:44:43,300 --> 00:44:44,300 God, 427 00:44:46,620 --> 00:44:48,820 Lindsay, you've got a beautiful body. 428 00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:52,320 Your breasts are so pretty. 429 00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:16,600 Oh, Joey. 430 00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:18,480 They're so big. 431 00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:22,140 It's okay if I touch them, Connie? 432 00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:24,660 Yeah, I'd like you to. 433 00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:35,380 Oh, that's making me so hot. 434 00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:37,480 Really, Wendy? 435 00:45:47,950 --> 00:45:49,710 Your wife is very sexy. 436 00:45:53,890 --> 00:45:55,190 You better work out. 437 00:45:56,070 --> 00:45:57,350 I'd like to do it myself. 438 00:45:57,930 --> 00:45:58,930 Huh? 439 00:45:59,410 --> 00:46:00,410 You would? 440 00:46:01,390 --> 00:46:05,350 Yeah, I've wanted to since the first time I saw you. What would you do? 441 00:48:31,399 --> 00:48:33,360 Oh God, it's hard as a rock. 442 00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:41,840 Come feel it. 443 00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:44,660 Oh, I shouldn't. 444 00:48:45,540 --> 00:48:46,540 Come on. 445 00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:47,880 Feel it. 446 00:48:53,280 --> 00:48:54,280 Oh. 447 00:48:55,900 --> 00:48:57,180 Does it feel good? 448 00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:58,480 Yeah. 449 00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:02,360 You better be careful. I'm about to cum. 450 00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:03,680 I want to. 451 00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:05,860 I want to watch you guys. 452 00:49:06,300 --> 00:49:07,300 Like Connie. 453 00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:09,080 Really? 454 00:49:21,070 --> 00:49:22,610 I want to watch him make love to her. 455 00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:51,700 We have to get Brad in on this. 456 00:50:52,820 --> 00:50:54,040 I hope so. 457 00:50:54,820 --> 00:50:56,900 Otherwise his face is going to kill me. 458 00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:05,520 Want some of this? 459 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:07,480 Mmm, yeah. 460 00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:09,440 Sex always makes me so hungry. 461 00:51:10,380 --> 00:51:12,980 Are you sure Brad would freak out if you told him? 462 00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:15,560 I don't know. 463 00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,860 I don't want to underestimate him, but... 464 00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:20,960 I bet he wouldn't. 465 00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:22,880 Well, it's one thing to bet. 466 00:51:23,380 --> 00:51:25,180 I mean, this is a tricky area, kid. 467 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,840 This one thing I don't want to screw around with is my marriage. 468 00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:30,320 Nobody wants that. 469 00:51:30,660 --> 00:51:34,340 All I'm saying is that Brad's always had a little crush on Lindsay. 470 00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:35,920 Get out of here! 471 00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:38,400 It's true. 472 00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:44,340 Brad has never, ever said anything that could even possibly be... He wouldn't. 473 00:51:44,540 --> 00:51:45,540 Not Brad. 474 00:51:45,660 --> 00:51:46,660 But it is true. 475 00:51:48,830 --> 00:51:50,270 I've seen the way he looks at you, Lindsay. 476 00:52:01,610 --> 00:52:05,010 You want some more wine, Brad? 477 00:52:05,650 --> 00:52:06,910 No, no. 478 00:52:07,670 --> 00:52:08,830 I'm getting a little lightheaded. 479 00:52:10,530 --> 00:52:13,210 Well, I'll bet the sauna's hot by now. 480 00:52:13,950 --> 00:52:15,730 Anybody mind if I don't help with the dishes? 481 00:52:16,750 --> 00:52:17,850 Go ahead. Go ahead. 482 00:52:18,350 --> 00:52:19,910 Sure. No problem. 483 00:52:20,390 --> 00:52:21,390 Thanks, guys. 484 00:52:27,250 --> 00:52:29,650 I think I'll go up and call Mom. 485 00:52:29,950 --> 00:52:31,830 She gets all nostalgic during the holidays. 486 00:52:41,870 --> 00:52:43,250 I'll go get by the fire. 487 00:52:44,070 --> 00:52:46,770 You getting all romantic on me? 488 00:52:50,030 --> 00:52:51,670 See what a little wine will do. 489 00:52:52,070 --> 00:52:54,410 Oh, it's not the wine. I've been cold all day. 490 00:52:55,590 --> 00:52:56,590 Crap. 491 00:53:02,210 --> 00:53:04,310 Would you be an angel and do me a big favor? 492 00:53:05,230 --> 00:53:06,230 Whatever you wish. 493 00:53:07,670 --> 00:53:10,430 Run upstairs and get my book off the end table for me? 494 00:53:10,690 --> 00:53:11,690 Sure. 495 00:53:12,610 --> 00:53:13,610 You don't mind? 496 00:53:13,670 --> 00:53:14,670 No, not for you. 497 00:53:14,850 --> 00:53:15,850 Oh, you're so sweet. 498 00:54:21,070 --> 00:54:22,510 I forgot I finished that book. 499 00:54:23,710 --> 00:54:24,710 I'm on my way. 500 00:54:25,770 --> 00:54:26,770 Let me see. 501 00:54:27,410 --> 00:54:29,570 No, no, you shouldn't look. 502 00:54:30,330 --> 00:54:32,430 I'm sorry, I've seen Lindsay naked before. 503 00:54:32,710 --> 00:54:33,710 Well, no, not yet. 504 00:54:33,850 --> 00:54:34,850 What then? 505 00:54:35,730 --> 00:54:38,070 Come on, I told you. I want to see. 506 00:54:39,710 --> 00:54:42,870 I want to watch this. Brad, look at her. 507 00:54:44,450 --> 00:54:46,190 Sexy. You can look too. 508 00:54:47,110 --> 00:54:48,110 Oh, Brad. 509 00:54:48,510 --> 00:54:49,510 Oh, sexy. 510 00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:51,618 It's private. 511 00:54:51,620 --> 00:54:52,740 No, it's exciting. 512 00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:55,040 God, Brad, look at her. 513 00:55:07,540 --> 00:55:08,540 Didn't work. 514 00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:12,200 Damn. 515 00:55:14,100 --> 00:55:15,800 You know, I think we ought to... 516 00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:19,500 I think we ought to tell him the whole truth, exactly the way it happened, and 517 00:55:19,500 --> 00:55:20,680 let things fall the way they fall. 518 00:55:22,120 --> 00:55:23,120 He's a big boy. 519 00:55:23,220 --> 00:55:25,140 I really don't think that's our call, Joe. 520 00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:27,140 I know, I know. 521 00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:31,200 It's hot in here. 522 00:56:01,900 --> 00:56:02,900 We need to talk. 523 00:56:03,980 --> 00:56:04,980 What about? 524 00:56:06,580 --> 00:56:08,220 About what happened last week? 525 00:56:08,920 --> 00:56:10,600 When we watched Lindsay in the sauna? 526 00:56:11,720 --> 00:56:14,060 Nothing happened, and we don't have to talk about it. 527 00:56:14,780 --> 00:56:16,020 Except we sort of do. 528 00:56:16,660 --> 00:56:18,060 Let it alone, all right? 529 00:56:19,060 --> 00:56:20,160 I can't. 530 00:56:20,940 --> 00:56:22,460 It's not as simple as you think. 531 00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:24,160 Yes, it is. 532 00:56:24,660 --> 00:56:25,820 No, it isn't. 533 00:56:26,940 --> 00:56:27,940 Brad, please. 534 00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:30,200 Hear me out. 535 00:56:41,009 --> 00:56:42,810 Something happened back in Palm Springs. 536 00:56:46,170 --> 00:56:47,550 We were lying by the pool. 537 00:56:49,890 --> 00:56:50,890 No, 538 00:56:57,030 --> 00:56:58,030 I knew he was there. 539 00:56:59,470 --> 00:57:02,310 I guess you had to be there. It was really all very innocent. 540 00:57:03,830 --> 00:57:07,230 But after the jacuzzi, we knew we had to include you. 541 00:57:08,290 --> 00:57:09,850 We just didn't know how to tell you. 542 00:57:11,050 --> 00:57:12,910 So the three of you just set me up? 543 00:57:15,470 --> 00:57:17,690 I was supposed to see Lindsay doing that? 544 00:57:21,510 --> 00:57:22,510 And what then? 545 00:57:22,730 --> 00:57:24,150 Become a big sex maniac? 546 00:57:25,910 --> 00:57:28,330 No, I... I don't know. 547 00:57:29,030 --> 00:57:35,550 We just wanted to... maybe encourage you to join in the fun with us. Oh, that's 548 00:57:35,550 --> 00:57:36,550 just great. 549 00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:43,100 But I don't need my wife to pimp for me. Thank you very much. 550 00:57:43,780 --> 00:57:45,200 Brad, don't be like that. 551 00:57:45,880 --> 00:57:47,360 Nobody got hurt or anything. 552 00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:50,960 I got hurt. Me, I'm hurting right now. 553 00:57:52,100 --> 00:57:53,700 I am so sorry. 554 00:57:54,360 --> 00:57:55,700 I think you're perverted. 555 00:57:56,740 --> 00:57:57,740 No. 556 00:57:58,500 --> 00:58:01,560 No, I must have explained it badly. 557 00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:06,440 My wife, playing with herself in front of another man. No, not another man. 558 00:58:06,660 --> 00:58:07,800 My law partner. 559 00:58:08,300 --> 00:58:09,660 How could you be so thoughtless? 560 00:58:10,800 --> 00:58:14,140 I can't even stand to look at you right now. Brad, no. I'm out of here. 561 00:58:14,380 --> 00:58:15,380 Brad, no. 562 00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:16,520 Brad, please. 563 00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:18,500 Talk to me about this. 564 00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:21,440 Go talk to Joe if you like him so much. I'm leaving. 565 00:58:21,700 --> 00:58:23,180 You know I don't like Joe. 566 00:58:23,940 --> 00:58:24,940 Brad. 567 00:58:43,660 --> 00:58:44,660 Law office. 568 00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:46,760 Hello, please. 569 00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:48,520 Law office. 570 00:58:49,380 --> 00:58:50,380 Hi, Brad. 571 00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:51,400 Oh, you poor thing. 572 00:58:52,700 --> 00:58:53,780 Sure, no problem. 573 00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:55,860 You'll feel better. Bye. 574 00:58:57,540 --> 00:58:59,940 Well, what did he say? Is he sick or something? 575 00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:01,240 Yeah, he's sick. 576 00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:07,260 Damn, he's not sick. He's just pissed off. 577 00:59:08,860 --> 00:59:09,860 Damn, Lindsay. 578 00:59:12,110 --> 00:59:13,370 Get my wife on the phone. 579 00:59:13,630 --> 00:59:14,630 Yes, sir. 580 00:59:20,750 --> 00:59:21,870 Where the hell is my lawyer? 581 00:59:22,470 --> 00:59:24,410 I'll be with you in a minute, sir. Please take a seat. 582 00:59:25,030 --> 00:59:26,130 I ain't got time to wait. 583 00:59:30,630 --> 00:59:32,050 Hi. Brad is here. 584 00:59:45,100 --> 00:59:46,100 What the hell are you doing? 585 00:59:46,460 --> 00:59:47,940 I'm taking some of my case studies. 586 00:59:48,180 --> 00:59:50,520 I'll tend for the rest of my things in a few days when I have an office. 587 00:59:50,760 --> 00:59:53,100 Wait a minute. Some of the cases we're working on together. 588 00:59:54,060 --> 00:59:56,920 Fine. Fine. You take Satterfield v. Sullivan. 589 00:59:57,140 --> 00:59:58,280 I'll take Patterson v. 590 00:59:58,640 --> 00:59:59,840 Patterson. You take Breski v. 591 01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:01,980 Graziano. Let me speak. God damn it, Brad. 592 01:00:02,240 --> 01:00:05,600 I mean, our firm's going good, and now you're going to fuck it all up. 593 01:00:05,820 --> 01:00:06,820 Me? 594 01:00:06,900 --> 01:00:10,460 You and my wife, pal. Now get out of my office before I throw you out. Oh, like 595 01:00:10,460 --> 01:00:11,460 hell you will. 596 01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:12,520 What is that, a threat? 597 01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:15,100 Yeah. You threatening me, huh? 598 01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:21,120 Self -defense. You had it coming. 599 01:00:30,100 --> 01:00:31,580 I sit there rubbing my chin. 600 01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:34,940 I mean, how could I get mad? You know, he was right. I deserved it. Don't you 601 01:00:34,940 --> 01:00:37,420 think he'll get over it once he thinks about it? 602 01:00:37,780 --> 01:00:39,020 He's overreacting. 603 01:00:39,530 --> 01:00:41,570 To destroy your law firm over nothing. 604 01:00:41,990 --> 01:00:44,310 Lindsay, this isn't logical. It's emotional. 605 01:00:45,110 --> 01:00:49,430 You know, in part it's because he's always been competitive with me. Yeah, a 606 01:00:49,430 --> 01:00:50,430 large part. 607 01:00:52,470 --> 01:00:56,810 Yeah, well, the largest part is because you're a goddamn sex maniac. 608 01:00:57,290 --> 01:00:58,710 Me? What about you? 609 01:00:58,970 --> 01:01:00,950 Nobody twisted your arm. 610 01:01:01,270 --> 01:01:04,650 Yeah, well, you don't mess around where you work. It's a man's rule. Everybody 611 01:01:04,650 --> 01:01:07,550 knows it. You broke it and you suckered me in. 612 01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:11,040 Well, I'm not a man, so therefore it's not my role. 613 01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:15,860 Yeah, well, our practice we'd spent six long years building up is getting torn 614 01:01:15,860 --> 01:01:16,860 down now. 615 01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:19,320 I don't know why Brad is so goddamn stupid. 616 01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:23,140 I mean, all I did is let his wife jerk me off. 617 01:01:24,260 --> 01:01:25,500 Don't be so crude. 618 01:01:25,980 --> 01:01:28,140 I feel like it. And I'm depressed. 619 01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:30,700 And I've got to fly to San Diego in the morning. 620 01:01:30,940 --> 01:01:32,860 You know, I'm going to sleep in the guest room tonight. 621 01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:36,200 Oh, Joe. 622 01:02:00,319 --> 01:02:02,220 Now, have you read Walkman, please? 623 01:02:02,420 --> 01:02:04,000 Tell him Lindsay's here to see him. 624 01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:05,440 Okay. 625 01:02:07,400 --> 01:02:10,100 Mr. Walker, Lindsay's here to see you. 626 01:02:10,400 --> 01:02:11,400 Of course. 627 01:02:13,620 --> 01:02:16,980 Mr. Walker, it's with a very important client. He suggests you make an 628 01:02:16,980 --> 01:02:17,980 appointment. 629 01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:22,460 Okay, I'd like to make an appointment now. Right now. Hey! 630 01:02:22,780 --> 01:02:23,780 Hey! 631 01:02:31,980 --> 01:02:33,760 What, you got a miserable client or something? 632 01:02:34,740 --> 01:02:36,740 Well, Lindsay, what an unexpected surprise. 633 01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:41,840 You know, I liked your old office better. 634 01:02:43,140 --> 01:02:47,040 So what did Joe do, send you over as a peace offering, his wife for mine or 635 01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:48,040 something? 636 01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:50,340 No. Joe doesn't know I'm here. 637 01:02:51,660 --> 01:02:53,420 I came by to apologize. 638 01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:56,880 He can blame everything on me. 639 01:02:57,460 --> 01:03:00,300 It was all my fault for Joe and for Gina. 640 01:03:02,790 --> 01:03:05,850 So, I want to make it up to you in any way that I can. 641 01:03:07,030 --> 01:03:09,290 And I want to do it now. 642 01:03:14,070 --> 01:03:15,130 Well, that's interesting. 643 01:03:19,570 --> 01:03:20,890 Just what exactly is anything? 644 01:03:22,490 --> 01:03:23,490 Anything. 645 01:03:25,530 --> 01:03:26,870 All right, I'll call your bluff. 646 01:03:27,370 --> 01:03:28,450 Take off your clothes. 647 01:04:11,540 --> 01:04:12,540 Now what? 648 01:04:18,900 --> 01:04:22,340 Do you want me to touch myself like Gina and I did to each other? 649 01:04:22,740 --> 01:04:23,780 Stop it. 650 01:04:24,200 --> 01:04:26,360 You shouldn't be doing that in front of me. 651 01:05:07,240 --> 01:05:08,520 Brad, you're incredible. 652 01:05:12,500 --> 01:05:15,180 I've been wanting to do this a long time. 653 01:05:43,820 --> 01:05:44,820 Thank you. 654 01:06:33,110 --> 01:06:36,430 Mr. Walker, your ex -partner, he wouldn't stop. He's coming. 655 01:06:39,390 --> 01:06:42,130 What the hell's the idea of canceling my meeting in San Diego? 656 01:06:43,270 --> 01:06:44,270 Lindsay. 657 01:06:47,850 --> 01:06:48,850 Well, I'll be damned. 658 01:07:14,069 --> 01:07:18,550 You guys are sisters? 659 01:08:03,190 --> 01:08:04,190 Joe. 660 01:08:05,130 --> 01:08:06,130 Oh, hi, Joe. 661 01:08:08,090 --> 01:08:11,070 No, I haven't talked to Lindsay today. I just tried to give her a call. 662 01:08:11,510 --> 01:08:12,510 Why? 663 01:08:13,370 --> 01:08:14,710 Did I buy you a drink? 664 01:08:16,649 --> 01:08:17,649 Are you drunk? 665 01:08:19,109 --> 01:08:20,109 Just a little. 666 01:08:22,710 --> 01:08:24,350 Do you need a ride home? 667 01:08:26,630 --> 01:08:27,810 Yeah, I need a ride. 668 01:08:46,510 --> 01:08:50,130 You know, it would serve them both right, those jerks. You and I did it. 669 01:08:52,670 --> 01:08:53,670 Sounds good to me. 670 01:08:56,490 --> 01:08:58,270 Thanks. You're kind of cute. 671 01:09:01,149 --> 01:09:02,750 You have nice tits. 672 01:09:03,550 --> 01:09:04,590 I'm going to kiss them. 673 01:09:07,069 --> 01:09:10,130 Joe, you can't talk to me all fancy like that. I'll get hot. 674 01:09:11,440 --> 01:09:15,020 I'm going to do you right here at the bar. Joe, don't fall. I'm going to do 675 01:09:15,160 --> 01:09:16,939 No, no. I'm going to do it. 676 01:09:18,220 --> 01:09:19,359 I'm going to do it right now. 677 01:09:19,920 --> 01:09:21,080 No, do what? 678 01:09:47,569 --> 01:09:48,689 Bye, Joe. 679 01:11:06,830 --> 01:11:07,830 I feel so relaxed. 680 01:11:08,910 --> 01:11:09,910 Look at you. 681 01:11:11,290 --> 01:11:14,710 Yeah, but my breasts are small compared to Gina's. 682 01:11:15,230 --> 01:11:16,750 I've always been an ass man myself. 683 01:11:19,890 --> 01:11:21,290 Now that's a pretty sight. 684 01:11:31,270 --> 01:11:32,830 You know, I've had a crush on you. 685 01:11:33,430 --> 01:11:34,570 You and Joe got married. 686 01:11:35,950 --> 01:11:36,950 I know. 687 01:11:38,250 --> 01:11:39,250 You do? 688 01:11:39,570 --> 01:11:40,570 Are you kidding? 689 01:11:41,210 --> 01:11:43,810 Sometimes I get turned on just by the way you look at me. 690 01:11:44,250 --> 01:11:45,250 Come on. 691 01:11:46,450 --> 01:11:47,450 Really? 692 01:11:49,790 --> 01:11:51,710 I didn't know I was that obvious. 693 01:11:53,550 --> 01:11:54,630 You aren't. 694 01:11:55,390 --> 01:11:56,390 Just me. 695 01:11:57,530 --> 01:11:58,870 In the street, you know? 696 01:12:00,490 --> 01:12:01,790 Yeah, I know. 697 01:14:15,120 --> 01:14:16,120 You miss her? 698 01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:17,760 Yeah. 699 01:14:18,880 --> 01:14:20,680 She was crying after you left. 700 01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:22,840 Me? 701 01:14:24,280 --> 01:14:25,280 Damn. 702 01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:30,120 You know, I've been thinking that maybe you were right. 703 01:14:30,760 --> 01:14:32,840 Maybe I was overreacting. 704 01:14:34,720 --> 01:14:37,100 I just flipped out. 705 01:14:38,180 --> 01:14:39,180 It's okay. 706 01:14:39,500 --> 01:14:40,780 You couldn't help it. 707 01:14:45,680 --> 01:14:46,720 I mean, I just lost it. 708 01:14:48,720 --> 01:14:52,480 I know I still love Gina, and I know I still love you and Joe. 709 01:14:58,120 --> 01:14:59,540 I might do the same thing. 710 01:15:02,700 --> 01:15:03,700 Betrayal of trust. 711 01:15:05,820 --> 01:15:06,820 Something like that. 712 01:15:07,540 --> 01:15:10,720 Oh, hell. Look, if it hadn't happened, I wouldn't be laying here with you right 713 01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:11,720 now. 714 01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:13,440 Yeah, but now Joe's mad. 715 01:15:15,210 --> 01:15:16,210 I'll talk to him. 716 01:15:16,390 --> 01:15:18,430 No, it's okay. I better do it. 717 01:15:19,070 --> 01:15:20,070 Okay. 718 01:15:28,110 --> 01:15:30,370 What do you think? 719 01:15:31,170 --> 01:15:33,350 One more for old time's sake? 720 01:15:35,310 --> 01:15:36,450 What old time? 721 01:15:37,490 --> 01:15:38,930 Brad, you're incorrigible. 722 01:16:18,960 --> 01:16:20,140 Well, she'd be surprised to see me. 723 01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:21,700 She'll be overjoyed. 724 01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:23,260 Hey, me too. I got to admit. 725 01:16:23,620 --> 01:16:27,620 Oh, just remember that what happened between you and I just never, ever 726 01:16:27,620 --> 01:16:30,900 happened, all right? Not even when you two girls get together until long, okay? 727 01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:34,540 Oh, and you picked me up at my mom's house. Yeah. 728 01:16:35,220 --> 01:16:37,780 I hope Joe's not too mad at me. 729 01:16:38,140 --> 01:16:41,460 No, come on. He'll get over it. Besides, he started this whole thing. 730 01:16:43,140 --> 01:16:44,820 I guess I'm one up on him, right? 731 01:16:56,140 --> 01:16:57,140 Hi, honey, I'm home. 732 01:16:59,680 --> 01:17:00,920 Hi, honey, I'm home. 733 01:17:01,260 --> 01:17:02,680 Well, not anymore, honey. 734 01:17:03,720 --> 01:17:06,240 Just take your little girlfriend and get out. 735 01:17:06,700 --> 01:17:09,300 Yeah, Brad, how's it feel to see your wife with your best friend? 736 01:17:10,780 --> 01:17:12,860 She was good. She was real good. 737 01:17:13,180 --> 01:17:14,940 Joe really likes my big breath, Lindsay. 738 01:17:15,200 --> 01:17:16,179 Oh, yeah. 739 01:17:16,180 --> 01:17:17,180 You little bitch. 740 01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:21,140 You know that bothers me. Who are you calling a bitch? 741 01:17:23,520 --> 01:17:27,120 My breasts are bigger than yours. My breasts are bigger than yours. 742 01:17:28,380 --> 01:17:29,380 Stop it, Gina. 743 01:17:30,340 --> 01:17:31,340 You're disgusting. 744 01:17:32,220 --> 01:17:34,740 She can do it if she wants to. Oh, yeah? 745 01:17:35,100 --> 01:17:36,420 Yeah. Yeah. 746 01:17:38,740 --> 01:17:40,060 Hey, that's my kimono. 747 01:17:40,800 --> 01:17:44,600 Well, I gave it to you for an anniversary gift. Now I'm taking it 748 01:17:44,820 --> 01:17:45,820 Like hell. 749 01:17:48,280 --> 01:17:49,280 Stop it. 750 01:17:53,800 --> 01:17:55,380 Okay. I'm taking back my gift. 751 01:17:59,940 --> 01:18:02,840 You... You get out! Get out! 752 01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:06,220 Get out! Come, Lindsay, dear. I think they would like us to leave. 753 01:18:06,740 --> 01:18:07,960 I think you're right, Brad. 754 01:18:08,320 --> 01:18:11,260 We don't want to intrude on their little loveness, now do we? 755 01:18:11,780 --> 01:18:12,960 Oh, heaven no. 756 01:18:28,520 --> 01:18:33,020 I was old enough to know what I was doing was wrong, but I did it anyway 757 01:18:33,020 --> 01:18:34,020 it felt good. 758 01:18:35,740 --> 01:18:37,320 Why won't you tell me what happened? 759 01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:40,080 I mean, it can't be that bad. 760 01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:42,500 Plus, it would be good to talk about it. 761 01:18:43,060 --> 01:18:44,060 Well, I'd like to. 762 01:18:45,080 --> 01:18:46,680 I'm ashamed, I guess. 763 01:18:47,680 --> 01:18:50,100 I think you're taking this much too seriously. 764 01:18:51,460 --> 01:18:52,460 Like everything? 765 01:18:53,460 --> 01:18:55,580 You've had a bad sexual experience. 766 01:18:56,140 --> 01:18:57,600 shape your entire personality. 767 01:18:58,440 --> 01:19:00,100 You've made yourself into a square. 768 01:19:00,860 --> 01:19:02,440 Yeah, I guess you can say that. 769 01:19:03,460 --> 01:19:05,100 But you're not a square at all. 770 01:19:05,460 --> 01:19:07,040 Big deal, you're normal. 771 01:19:07,420 --> 01:19:08,358 And that's it? 772 01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:12,060 Well, jeez, Lindsay, if I'd have known you had the answer, I could have saved a 773 01:19:12,060 --> 01:19:13,480 small fortune in Saigon, Ellen. 774 01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:15,900 Hey, you've got to loosen up. 775 01:19:16,220 --> 01:19:18,880 You've got to have fun with sex, like we just did. 776 01:19:19,580 --> 01:19:22,640 And if a bad sexual experience turns you into a square... 777 01:19:23,020 --> 01:19:26,860 Then some positive experiences will change the frog back into the prince. 778 01:19:29,580 --> 01:19:30,840 Want to give it a try? 779 01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:33,660 Give what a try, Doctor? 780 01:19:35,100 --> 01:19:36,840 Fantasize. Play sex games. 781 01:19:37,600 --> 01:19:40,340 Get yourself so turned on that your skin sizzles. 782 01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:43,300 Kinky, weird sex games? 783 01:19:43,800 --> 01:19:46,340 The kind of stuff that makes you go wild. 784 01:19:47,860 --> 01:19:51,280 What do you suppose Joe and Jean are doing right now? 785 01:19:51,540 --> 01:19:52,540 Lindsay. 786 01:19:53,680 --> 01:19:57,100 I bet you're making love right at this moment. 787 01:19:58,100 --> 01:20:02,980 Lindsay, don't. I can just see Joe slipping his hand under Gina's 788 01:20:03,060 --> 01:20:07,440 creamy breast, fondling it, kissing it. 789 01:20:20,880 --> 01:20:21,880 Cut me. 790 01:20:24,090 --> 01:20:25,150 Squeezing the nipples. 791 01:20:26,690 --> 01:20:27,690 Damn you. 792 01:20:28,530 --> 01:20:31,050 Joe always runs into his female friends. 793 01:20:34,750 --> 01:20:36,510 No. No. 794 01:20:36,910 --> 01:20:37,910 Oh. 795 01:20:39,170 --> 01:20:40,170 Oh. 796 01:20:40,530 --> 01:20:41,530 Oh. 797 01:20:42,310 --> 01:20:44,790 Easy, child. I'll be clean. No. 798 01:20:46,050 --> 01:20:47,050 Oh, John. 799 01:20:47,290 --> 01:20:49,410 I feel you pressing up against me. 800 01:20:50,290 --> 01:20:52,890 Oh. Oh, John. Oh, easy. 801 01:20:53,610 --> 01:20:54,650 Put it in me, Charlie. 802 01:20:55,030 --> 01:20:56,030 Lindsay. 803 01:20:56,390 --> 01:20:57,910 Gina! Gina! 804 01:20:58,530 --> 01:20:59,530 Gina. 805 01:20:59,850 --> 01:21:00,850 Gina! 806 01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:33,520 I hate pool. 807 01:21:34,440 --> 01:21:36,260 Brad's the one that likes to shoot pool. 808 01:21:37,180 --> 01:21:38,400 I don't like anything. 809 01:21:39,700 --> 01:21:40,700 I don't know. 810 01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:43,040 I tried to be a good wife. 811 01:21:43,260 --> 01:21:44,260 You are, Gina. 812 01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:46,400 You don't know. 813 01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:48,620 No, I do know. No, you don't. 814 01:21:49,220 --> 01:21:54,860 I just get so bored doing the same old thing over and over and over again. 815 01:21:55,200 --> 01:21:58,240 If it wasn't for you and Lindsay, I don't know what I'd do. 816 01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:01,100 Brad can't help it. 817 01:22:03,500 --> 01:22:04,640 In his nature. 818 01:22:05,320 --> 01:22:11,980 He's sweet and kind and considerate. He's hard -headed and he's competitive 819 01:22:11,980 --> 01:22:14,520 he's inconsiderate. And he's an asshole. 820 01:22:14,900 --> 01:22:16,620 Yeah. But I love him. 821 01:22:17,160 --> 01:22:19,320 I just want him to come home. 822 01:22:20,520 --> 01:22:22,680 And I want Lindsay to come home to you. 823 01:22:24,600 --> 01:22:26,780 I just want us all to be friends again. 824 01:22:44,890 --> 01:22:47,250 Oh, look, I got to go to the communication center. I'll be back in 825 01:22:47,250 --> 01:22:48,250 hour. Okay. 826 01:23:33,940 --> 01:23:34,940 Yes. 827 01:23:35,500 --> 01:23:36,960 When is this thing going to be ready? 828 01:23:39,320 --> 01:23:40,320 Oh, 829 01:23:40,660 --> 01:23:41,660 all right, good. 830 01:23:42,340 --> 01:23:43,340 Okay, 831 01:23:58,300 --> 01:24:00,800 so here we are all together at last. 832 01:24:01,370 --> 01:24:04,550 And I want to say that I'm so glad that you all decided to join me here at this 833 01:24:04,550 --> 01:24:05,550 neutral site. 834 01:24:05,810 --> 01:24:06,970 Let's just get on with it. 835 01:24:07,290 --> 01:24:08,290 Joe, you promised. 836 01:24:08,590 --> 01:24:09,590 That's okay, Gina. 837 01:24:09,750 --> 01:24:11,290 I understand Joe's anger. 838 01:24:11,650 --> 01:24:14,970 I just wanted all of us to get together and talk about things. 839 01:24:15,450 --> 01:24:16,730 Yeah, well, what's to talk about? 840 01:24:17,870 --> 01:24:22,470 Joe, if you want me back and you want your practice back in one piece, shut 841 01:24:23,270 --> 01:24:24,370 Don't you be stupid. 842 01:24:24,990 --> 01:24:28,110 Okay, look, I owe all of you guys a giant apology. 843 01:24:28,370 --> 01:24:29,830 This whole mess has been my fault. 844 01:24:30,910 --> 01:24:32,910 Yeah, well, maybe not all, but enough. 845 01:24:34,470 --> 01:24:38,330 Will you just listen to me, for Christ's sake? I mean, without interjecting all 846 01:24:38,330 --> 01:24:39,950 your little comments. I hate that. 847 01:24:40,470 --> 01:24:42,330 It's my conversation. I'm talking. 848 01:24:42,610 --> 01:24:44,210 We'll talk. I'm listening. 849 01:24:44,630 --> 01:24:45,630 Good. 850 01:24:45,950 --> 01:24:46,950 Good. 851 01:24:51,170 --> 01:24:52,170 All right, anyway. 852 01:24:53,750 --> 01:24:57,370 If I hadn't have overreacted, none of this would have happened. 853 01:24:58,220 --> 01:25:02,240 Something happened to me a long time ago between me and my dad, and I've never 854 01:25:02,240 --> 01:25:03,540 told anybody about it. 855 01:25:04,900 --> 01:25:09,640 In fact, most of my years in psychoanalysis dealt with that and my 856 01:25:10,660 --> 01:25:15,740 Anyway, what I want to tell you guys is that I absolutely love all of you. And I 857 01:25:15,740 --> 01:25:17,540 just want things to be back the way that they were. 858 01:25:18,140 --> 01:25:19,380 I know Lindsay does, too. 859 01:25:20,100 --> 01:25:21,120 I certainly do. 860 01:25:21,780 --> 01:25:27,150 Well, so what I want to suggest... is that we all go back to Palm Springs, to 861 01:25:27,150 --> 01:25:30,530 the scene of the crime, so to speak, and start over. 862 01:25:31,290 --> 01:25:32,350 Now, there's no pressure. 863 01:25:32,650 --> 01:25:35,850 Just see what happens. We're all adults. We're intelligent. 864 01:25:36,410 --> 01:25:37,410 We're reasonable. 865 01:25:37,590 --> 01:25:40,570 And let's give ourselves a second chance. What do you say? 866 01:25:40,970 --> 01:25:41,970 Yeah. 867 01:26:48,970 --> 01:26:50,150 Whose goofy idea was this? 868 01:26:50,450 --> 01:26:51,990 Mine. And mine? 869 01:26:52,830 --> 01:26:53,930 Lindsay's helping me out. 870 01:26:54,450 --> 01:26:55,450 Some help? 871 01:26:55,750 --> 01:27:01,130 Yeah, she's showing me what a tight -ass, opinionated snob I am. 872 01:27:01,630 --> 01:27:02,630 Well, that's a start. 873 01:27:03,370 --> 01:27:04,410 Don't push it, Joe. 874 01:27:05,030 --> 01:27:07,790 What about you, Lindsay? Any revelations you want to share? 875 01:27:08,590 --> 01:27:13,130 Actually, being around Brad has shown me how lucky my best friend is to have a 876 01:27:13,130 --> 01:27:14,130 husband like him. 877 01:27:14,930 --> 01:27:15,930 Well, thanks. 878 01:27:16,370 --> 01:27:17,370 I think. 879 01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:19,300 A minute is a compliment. 880 01:27:20,620 --> 01:27:21,620 Good. 881 01:27:21,920 --> 01:27:23,440 Look, I gotta pee. You wanna go? 882 01:27:24,020 --> 01:27:25,200 We'll let the boys check in. 883 01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:32,000 It's like old time. 884 01:27:33,280 --> 01:27:34,280 Almost. 885 01:27:35,600 --> 01:27:36,780 Come on, let's go check in. 886 01:27:42,320 --> 01:27:43,800 This is really weird, you know? 887 01:27:44,400 --> 01:27:47,420 I mean, inviting Joe and Gina over to our arcana for a martini? 888 01:27:47,840 --> 01:27:49,500 That's a good way to break the ice. 889 01:27:49,900 --> 01:27:52,280 Oh, Brad, Brad, Brad, my little jokester. 890 01:27:52,600 --> 01:27:53,640 That's not what I meant. 891 01:27:54,500 --> 01:27:56,520 Lindy, relax, take a deep breath. 892 01:27:56,900 --> 01:27:59,160 We're going to explode, have some martini, are we? 893 01:28:03,360 --> 01:28:05,820 Oh, Brad, you know just what to do. 894 01:28:10,570 --> 01:28:14,050 What if it doesn't work out? What if we all don't get back together? What if Joe 895 01:28:14,050 --> 01:28:16,410 doesn't take me back? Lindsay, relax. 896 01:28:19,330 --> 01:28:22,050 Joey's going to take you back. Gina is going to take me back. 897 01:28:25,890 --> 01:28:28,350 How do I look? 898 01:28:29,550 --> 01:28:31,030 Fort Knox never looks so good. 899 01:28:39,370 --> 01:28:40,430 here and enjoy a little sun. 900 01:28:42,170 --> 01:28:44,410 Oh, it's much nicer by the pool. 901 01:28:45,250 --> 01:28:46,670 Okay, Joe, you sit here. 902 01:28:47,090 --> 01:28:48,310 You two sit over there. 903 01:28:49,090 --> 01:28:52,230 I'm going to sit here so I can get to the fridge easier. 904 01:28:53,210 --> 01:28:54,210 Okay. 905 01:28:55,390 --> 01:28:58,710 Okay, everybody just bear with me on this one. Take a glass, everyone. 906 01:29:01,010 --> 01:29:04,970 And I want to propose a toast to old friends. 907 01:29:05,510 --> 01:29:06,790 To old husbands. 908 01:29:07,250 --> 01:29:08,330 To old wives. 909 01:29:08,860 --> 01:29:09,860 Oh, God. 910 01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:11,000 Yes. 911 01:29:14,100 --> 01:29:15,100 Okay. 912 01:29:15,860 --> 01:29:19,980 Now that we have washed off some of the trail dust, I want to tell you guys a 913 01:29:19,980 --> 01:29:20,980 little story. 914 01:29:21,820 --> 01:29:28,040 And that is a story about how I became the biggest square in the West and how I 915 01:29:28,040 --> 01:29:30,600 almost lost my one true love. 916 01:29:34,020 --> 01:29:37,840 Gina, I just want to apologize from the bottom of my heart. 917 01:29:38,520 --> 01:29:39,660 Pray that you forgive me. 918 01:29:40,520 --> 01:29:42,620 Brad, it was all my fault. 919 01:29:42,880 --> 01:29:46,980 I never intended... No, no, no, no, no, no. I have to tell you guys all this. 920 01:29:48,540 --> 01:29:53,600 Something happened to me when I was a boy, and once you guys hear it, you'll 921 01:29:53,600 --> 01:29:55,380 understand why I behaved the way that I did. 922 01:29:56,360 --> 01:29:57,460 Go ahead, we're listening. 923 01:29:57,980 --> 01:30:02,840 My father was always very straight -laced about sex, and so was my mother, 924 01:30:02,840 --> 01:30:03,779 that matter. 925 01:30:03,780 --> 01:30:06,140 She died when I was 15. 926 01:30:07,220 --> 01:30:11,960 Much to my surprise, my father brought home a woman one night, and he said that 927 01:30:11,960 --> 01:30:15,220 she was a stewardess and also his girlfriend. 928 01:30:16,320 --> 01:30:21,640 She was very pretty, and I liked her a lot. And two years later, they married, 929 01:30:21,820 --> 01:30:26,600 and she became my stepmother. And my father wanted me to call her mom. 930 01:30:27,020 --> 01:30:28,020 Oh, shit. 931 01:30:29,120 --> 01:30:30,840 Brad, you never told me that. 932 01:30:31,630 --> 01:30:35,990 Will you two shut up? This is getting good. One day, when I was 18 years old, 933 01:30:36,090 --> 01:30:39,990 and doing what you do when you're 18, and you don't have a girlfriend, 934 01:30:40,770 --> 01:30:44,250 and I walked my stepmother, Sheridan. 935 01:30:44,610 --> 01:30:46,530 She caught you masturbating? 936 01:30:46,890 --> 01:30:47,890 Yeah. 937 01:30:48,310 --> 01:30:55,150 She pretended like nothing was out of the ordinary. So she only said, 938 01:30:55,250 --> 01:30:57,970 breakfast is ready, and I won't come on down. 939 01:30:58,190 --> 01:30:59,550 Well, I was mortified. 940 01:31:00,060 --> 01:31:02,100 And I was way too embarrassed to go down to breakfast. 941 01:31:03,080 --> 01:31:08,480 And when I didn't, sometime later, she came back up. 942 01:31:09,820 --> 01:31:12,000 She told me all the boys did it. 943 01:31:12,220 --> 01:31:14,460 And it was perfectly normal and healthy. 944 01:31:14,700 --> 01:31:16,120 And that I shouldn't be ashamed. 945 01:31:16,740 --> 01:31:18,580 She made me feel good. 946 01:31:18,900 --> 01:31:19,940 Even special. 947 01:31:22,460 --> 01:31:27,640 That evening, she fucked over me and helped me with my homework more than 948 01:31:28,810 --> 01:31:30,890 She told me to give her a goodnight kiss later. 949 01:31:36,190 --> 01:31:37,630 I went to her room. 950 01:31:38,090 --> 01:31:40,690 It was cold and she had me crawl in bed with her. 951 01:31:41,730 --> 01:31:47,090 She told me other things about girls, about periods, about not getting 952 01:31:51,370 --> 01:31:54,590 Next night, she wasn't wearing any clothes. 953 01:31:55,190 --> 01:31:58,010 While we talked, she held my penis in her hand. 954 01:31:58,800 --> 01:32:05,340 She told me how to give women pleasure, how to take time, how women like to be 955 01:32:05,340 --> 01:32:06,340 aroused slowly. 956 01:32:07,020 --> 01:32:09,700 And she talked, my penis got hard. 957 01:32:10,920 --> 01:32:15,140 She started kissing me, and then she jacked me off, and I came all over her 958 01:32:15,140 --> 01:32:16,140 sheets. 959 01:32:16,920 --> 01:32:23,700 I was mortified, but she just laughed and laughed until I started laughing 960 01:32:23,700 --> 01:32:24,700 with her. 961 01:32:35,050 --> 01:32:36,690 Sheraton had a friend. 962 01:32:37,210 --> 01:32:39,390 He was another stewardess named Michelle. 963 01:32:40,570 --> 01:32:45,390 And one night, my dad was out of town again. 964 01:32:48,730 --> 01:32:52,350 Michelle started comparing her body to the playmates on TV. 965 01:32:53,230 --> 01:32:55,310 And then Sheraton got into the act. 966 01:32:55,850 --> 01:32:58,150 And it's all so perfectly natural. 967 01:32:58,470 --> 01:33:00,310 It started out just as a joke. 968 01:33:00,790 --> 01:33:04,050 And then it got really hot and steamy fast. 969 01:33:05,680 --> 01:33:09,020 And so I started taking off the clothes and then share it and did two. 970 01:33:09,620 --> 01:33:13,740 And before you know it, they started playing with me. And I was playing with 971 01:33:13,740 --> 01:33:14,740 them. 972 01:33:26,220 --> 01:33:30,360 They never would let me have intercourse with them, but they did things to me. 973 01:33:31,800 --> 01:33:33,720 Kind of embarrassed to talk about it. 974 01:33:34,990 --> 01:33:36,250 That was like heaven to me. 975 01:33:36,510 --> 01:33:37,510 Well, it was. 976 01:33:38,310 --> 01:33:39,970 Then it came to hell. 977 01:33:40,750 --> 01:33:44,290 My father came home from a business visit and walked in. 978 01:33:44,850 --> 01:33:46,470 Caught up right in the middle of it. 979 01:33:47,510 --> 01:33:50,030 I'll never forget the look on my father's face. 980 01:33:52,130 --> 01:33:54,910 He beat me so bad that I spent a week in the hospital. 981 01:33:55,350 --> 01:33:57,550 Oh, Brad, I am so sorry. 982 01:33:57,990 --> 01:33:58,990 It was bad. 983 01:33:59,730 --> 01:34:01,290 God, you never told me. 984 01:34:02,670 --> 01:34:05,870 Yeah, he threw Cherit and out and then filed for divorce. 985 01:34:07,370 --> 01:34:10,690 Six months later, he died in a car wreck and we never had a chance to make up. 986 01:34:11,530 --> 01:34:16,430 No wonder what we did hit you so hard. You equated it to... Yeah, it was the 987 01:34:16,430 --> 01:34:18,010 worst thing that ever happened to me in my life. 988 01:34:18,330 --> 01:34:20,350 Poor baby, I am so sorry. 989 01:34:21,790 --> 01:34:24,070 It's okay. I got it out. 990 01:34:24,870 --> 01:34:25,870 I'm going to be okay. 991 01:34:27,090 --> 01:34:28,130 I mean, 992 01:34:29,850 --> 01:34:30,990 that is if he'll come back to me. 993 01:34:32,080 --> 01:34:33,080 Of course, Brad. 994 01:34:33,500 --> 01:34:34,500 I love you. 995 01:34:45,280 --> 01:34:46,360 Just one more thing. 996 01:34:46,940 --> 01:34:52,360 I have to admit to myself, as well as to you guys, that I really enjoyed those 997 01:34:52,360 --> 01:34:55,000 sex camps with Sheridan and Michelle. 998 01:34:55,620 --> 01:34:58,240 I have to say, that story did get me hot. 999 01:34:59,940 --> 01:35:00,940 Me too. 1000 01:35:01,450 --> 01:35:02,450 Got me hard. 1001 01:35:02,590 --> 01:35:04,950 Yeah. I know what you mean. You are. 1002 01:35:07,470 --> 01:35:09,550 Just listening. Just talking about it. 1003 01:35:10,230 --> 01:35:11,230 Okay. 1004 01:35:12,050 --> 01:35:13,350 It's getting hot out here. 1005 01:35:15,390 --> 01:35:16,390 Right on. 1006 01:35:19,870 --> 01:35:21,850 Gina, honey, come here. It's going to burn. 1007 01:35:37,700 --> 01:35:39,400 Jeez, Lindsay, you're turning me on. 1008 01:35:39,640 --> 01:35:40,640 Me too. 1009 01:38:06,890 --> 01:38:07,890 Thank you.