1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:03,775 (jungle sounds) 2 00:00:04,475 --> 00:00:11,108 (fun jungle music begins) 3 00:00:46,998 --> 00:00:51,998 Subtitles by explosiveskull 4 00:00:53,808 --> 00:00:57,475 (dramatic electronic music) 5 00:01:25,308 --> 00:01:26,973 What was that? 6 00:01:26,975 --> 00:01:27,973 That wasn't you? 7 00:01:27,975 --> 00:01:30,140 No, I don't growl, asshole. 8 00:01:30,142 --> 00:01:31,140 Go check it out. 9 00:01:31,142 --> 00:01:33,440 It came from over there. 10 00:01:33,442 --> 00:01:36,775 (playful keyboard music) 11 00:01:40,975 --> 00:01:43,506 Hey, whatever happened to women's lib? 12 00:01:43,508 --> 00:01:46,675 Keep walking while you're squawking. 13 00:01:47,842 --> 00:01:50,440 Yeah, babe, there's nothing here. 14 00:01:50,442 --> 00:01:53,673 Keep looking, Captain Chivalry. 15 00:01:53,675 --> 00:01:54,875 Nothing here. 16 00:01:56,042 --> 00:01:57,440 (giggling) 17 00:01:57,442 --> 00:02:00,573 Ooh, shake that moneymaker. 18 00:02:00,575 --> 00:02:02,440 Oh, you like that, huh? 19 00:02:02,442 --> 00:02:03,906 (giggling) 20 00:02:03,908 --> 00:02:07,140 Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about. 21 00:02:07,142 --> 00:02:08,473 Yeah, we're fine. 22 00:02:08,475 --> 00:02:09,940 (growling) 23 00:02:09,942 --> 00:02:10,842 Oh my gosh! 24 00:02:12,208 --> 00:02:13,042 What? 25 00:02:16,442 --> 00:02:18,440 Keep running! 26 00:02:18,442 --> 00:02:20,675 (growling) 27 00:02:25,642 --> 00:02:28,273 The last time I used it, I never missed. 28 00:02:28,275 --> 00:02:30,840 And I wasn't tired at all. 29 00:02:30,842 --> 00:02:33,508 After all, the most important... 30 00:02:34,642 --> 00:02:35,640 Look who's here! 31 00:02:35,642 --> 00:02:36,640 Burt! 32 00:02:36,642 --> 00:02:37,773 Hi, Dana. 33 00:02:37,775 --> 00:02:39,973 Oh, what a surprise! 34 00:02:39,975 --> 00:02:42,573 You haven't changed a bit. 35 00:02:42,575 --> 00:02:43,906 You're as handsome as ever. 36 00:02:43,908 --> 00:02:45,873 And you're looking lovely. 37 00:02:45,875 --> 00:02:47,873 Take your hands off that girl 38 00:02:47,875 --> 00:02:50,440 or you're a dead man. 39 00:02:50,442 --> 00:02:51,840 Robert, how's everything? 40 00:02:51,842 --> 00:02:53,106 Great, how are you? 41 00:02:53,108 --> 00:02:54,340 Better keep an eye on your sister, buddy. 42 00:02:54,342 --> 00:02:55,740 She's no little girl anymore. 43 00:02:55,742 --> 00:02:56,940 Oh, stop teasing me. 44 00:02:56,942 --> 00:02:58,940 I can look after myself. 45 00:02:58,942 --> 00:03:00,873 Tomorrow I'm hunting big game. 46 00:03:00,875 --> 00:03:02,906 What animal are you hunting? 47 00:03:02,908 --> 00:03:04,773 - Sacred monkeys. - Oh? 48 00:03:04,775 --> 00:03:06,140 I never heard of them. 49 00:03:06,142 --> 00:03:07,140 What are they? 50 00:03:07,142 --> 00:03:09,040 It's an old native legend. 51 00:03:09,042 --> 00:03:11,440 There're supposed to be some kind of sacred wild monkey, 52 00:03:11,442 --> 00:03:13,073 somewhere out there. 53 00:03:13,075 --> 00:03:15,473 It stays in the forbidden part of the jungle, 54 00:03:15,475 --> 00:03:17,442 forbidden to white men. 55 00:03:18,308 --> 00:03:20,440 But you will take me, Robert. 56 00:03:20,442 --> 00:03:22,973 I mean, you promised to let me come along, 57 00:03:22,975 --> 00:03:26,006 as long as Dad doesn't find out where we're going. 58 00:03:26,008 --> 00:03:28,440 He made me swear never to go near that part of the jungle. 59 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:29,606 Is that the way you keep your word? 60 00:03:29,608 --> 00:03:31,040 [Dana] I had my fingers crossed. 61 00:03:31,042 --> 00:03:31,875 Burt. 62 00:03:35,508 --> 00:03:37,606 Why don't you come with us? 63 00:03:37,608 --> 00:03:39,706 It'll be a hell of a lot of fun. 64 00:03:39,708 --> 00:03:40,740 No thanks. 65 00:03:40,742 --> 00:03:42,575 Firearms make me sick. 66 00:03:44,242 --> 00:03:45,573 You've changed, like everything else, 67 00:03:45,575 --> 00:03:47,473 including Dad's place. 68 00:03:47,475 --> 00:03:48,873 You mean there's nobody around 69 00:03:48,875 --> 00:03:50,473 who can begin brawling like I did? 70 00:03:50,475 --> 00:03:51,540 It's very serious now, 71 00:03:51,542 --> 00:03:53,975 ever since you soldiers left. 72 00:03:55,142 --> 00:03:58,740 Have any of the old bunch been around here? 73 00:03:58,742 --> 00:04:01,842 (funky oldies music) 74 00:04:19,908 --> 00:04:21,506 [Man] That's when you both ran off? 75 00:04:21,508 --> 00:04:22,906 Yep. 76 00:04:22,908 --> 00:04:26,073 You say you got a good look at our perp? 77 00:04:26,075 --> 00:04:28,440 Well, I mean, Heather did. 78 00:04:28,442 --> 00:04:30,940 I was, I was basically like... 79 00:04:30,942 --> 00:04:32,275 I mean, sort of. 80 00:04:33,775 --> 00:04:36,273 Well, Joe was too busy shoving me out the way, 81 00:04:36,275 --> 00:04:38,773 so neither of us got a good glance at him. 82 00:04:38,775 --> 00:04:42,440 I was too busy leading the way, out of danger, 83 00:04:42,442 --> 00:04:44,040 so that you were not hurt. 84 00:04:44,042 --> 00:04:45,773 Yeah, I'm sure you did, hot shot. 85 00:04:45,775 --> 00:04:48,273 I'm gonna make out a report. 86 00:04:48,275 --> 00:04:50,473 Here, take my card. 87 00:04:50,475 --> 00:04:52,440 If you hear or see anything, 88 00:04:52,442 --> 00:04:53,873 call us right away. 89 00:04:53,875 --> 00:04:57,806 In the meantime, put some damn clothes on. 90 00:04:57,808 --> 00:05:01,740 Well officer, this is a nudist colony. 91 00:05:01,742 --> 00:05:03,040 That's right, detective. 92 00:05:03,042 --> 00:05:05,106 Maybe you should take off your clothes. 93 00:05:05,108 --> 00:05:06,906 Not in this lifetime, sister. 94 00:05:06,908 --> 00:05:09,640 The human body is sacred and very dirty. 95 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:11,440 It's a temple for sinners, 96 00:05:11,442 --> 00:05:13,006 unless of course you're married. 97 00:05:13,008 --> 00:05:15,906 Whatever you say, boss. 98 00:05:15,908 --> 00:05:17,075 Oh, damn it! 99 00:05:18,642 --> 00:05:21,475 I left my phone down in the woods. 100 00:05:24,442 --> 00:05:27,875 (seductive guitar music) 101 00:05:29,342 --> 00:05:32,740 Well, Lucia, it looks like it's just you and me again. 102 00:05:32,742 --> 00:05:33,842 I guess so. 103 00:05:34,842 --> 00:05:37,075 (giggling) 104 00:05:38,775 --> 00:05:40,273 [Narrator] He took me 105 00:05:40,275 --> 00:05:44,440 to what Indians called the Land of Petrified Wood. 106 00:05:44,442 --> 00:05:49,173 There, carved in rock were drawings of a creature 107 00:05:49,175 --> 00:05:51,508 with big hands and big feet, 108 00:05:52,842 --> 00:05:56,208 exactly as I had heard Bigfoot described. 109 00:05:57,075 --> 00:05:59,808 The drawings were 700 years old. 110 00:06:02,342 --> 00:06:05,740 They told how creatures the Indians called stick men 111 00:06:05,742 --> 00:06:10,573 had come in the night and stolen the Indian children. 112 00:06:10,575 --> 00:06:14,075 The Indians abandoned the village in fear. 113 00:06:16,542 --> 00:06:19,475 (mysterious music) 114 00:06:27,308 --> 00:06:30,273 My head was reeling with Bigfoot. 115 00:06:30,275 --> 00:06:33,273 I came to bring my wonderful husband lunch. 116 00:06:33,275 --> 00:06:35,106 How was your day? 117 00:06:35,108 --> 00:06:36,440 Well, it was going good 118 00:06:36,442 --> 00:06:37,573 until I got called out 119 00:06:37,575 --> 00:06:39,573 to the Circle Double-D's nudist colony. 120 00:06:39,575 --> 00:06:41,873 A creature of some sort came out of the woods 121 00:06:41,875 --> 00:06:44,440 and attacked a young couple. 122 00:06:44,442 --> 00:06:46,106 This is really baffling. 123 00:06:46,108 --> 00:06:47,706 Was this some sort of Yeti? 124 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:50,306 And if so, why was it attacking people? 125 00:06:50,308 --> 00:06:54,273 Are there really nude people out there? 126 00:06:54,275 --> 00:06:57,106 As far as the eyes could see, my love. 127 00:06:57,108 --> 00:06:58,740 Oh my. 128 00:06:58,742 --> 00:06:59,575 I mean... 129 00:07:01,208 --> 00:07:04,740 It's against my better judgment, but pack your bags. 130 00:07:04,742 --> 00:07:06,840 We're gonna go up there and find out firsthand 131 00:07:06,842 --> 00:07:08,573 if this thing exists. 132 00:07:08,575 --> 00:07:10,573 We're going to the Double-D? 133 00:07:10,575 --> 00:07:14,573 Yes, but we won't take off our clothes. 134 00:07:14,575 --> 00:07:17,906 But honey, it's a nudist colony. 135 00:07:17,908 --> 00:07:19,206 Well alright, Mary, 136 00:07:19,208 --> 00:07:22,540 but we can't enjoy it, understand? 137 00:07:22,542 --> 00:07:23,542 I promise. 138 00:07:26,308 --> 00:07:28,040 [Narrator] To those who cried, 139 00:07:28,042 --> 00:07:29,906 "For Bigfoot to exist goes against 140 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:33,440 "every bit of scientific data known to man," 141 00:07:33,442 --> 00:07:37,575 I could now say, "How much more there is to know." 142 00:07:42,642 --> 00:07:45,240 I felt close to the adventurers 143 00:07:45,242 --> 00:07:48,140 who'd left their calling cards at Watson Lake 144 00:07:48,142 --> 00:07:50,106 as they crossed into the Yukon, 145 00:07:50,108 --> 00:07:51,640 and even closer to those 146 00:07:51,642 --> 00:07:56,040 who'd made a similar journey at the turn of the century. 147 00:07:56,042 --> 00:08:00,273 With so many pouring into the Yukon during the Gold Rush, 148 00:08:00,275 --> 00:08:03,573 it's no surprise there'd be such a rich source 149 00:08:03,575 --> 00:08:05,675 of stories about Bigfoot. 150 00:08:08,442 --> 00:08:12,273 They were bright, and traveling was good. 151 00:08:12,275 --> 00:08:14,873 Then, the snow turned red. 152 00:08:14,875 --> 00:08:18,440 (dramatic music) 153 00:08:18,442 --> 00:08:21,440 To the north, south, east, and west, 154 00:08:21,442 --> 00:08:24,440 rivers of blood flowed across the sky 155 00:08:24,442 --> 00:08:26,442 and down into the snows. 156 00:08:27,542 --> 00:08:31,840 It seemed to be the last day of the world. 157 00:08:31,842 --> 00:08:35,908 Bigfoot was punishing us for bringing its sorrow. 158 00:08:39,342 --> 00:08:44,240 But then, the good white light rose from the north. 159 00:08:44,242 --> 00:08:48,008 What followed was a battle of 1,000 warriors. 160 00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:54,206 White light was the spirit of Bigfoot, 161 00:08:54,208 --> 00:08:56,442 left to die by the trapper. 162 00:08:57,675 --> 00:09:01,440 It'd returned in the form of a white raven, 163 00:09:01,442 --> 00:09:03,440 to protect us from the red wrath 164 00:09:03,442 --> 00:09:06,273 of its grieving brothers. 165 00:09:06,275 --> 00:09:09,973 If you travel the river, you may see him. 166 00:09:09,975 --> 00:09:13,142 And if you do, he will bring you luck. 167 00:09:14,575 --> 00:09:17,575 (funky synth music) 168 00:09:42,975 --> 00:09:44,808 Ahem, Earth to Mary. 169 00:09:46,108 --> 00:09:47,073 Sorry. 170 00:09:47,075 --> 00:09:48,740 Where were we? 171 00:09:48,742 --> 00:09:51,606 You were just undressing that guy with your eyes. 172 00:09:51,608 --> 00:09:53,442 Well, not necessary. 173 00:09:58,708 --> 00:09:59,542 Wow. 174 00:10:02,542 --> 00:10:05,206 Yeah, actually, we should take our clothes off. 175 00:10:05,208 --> 00:10:07,173 Oh, I don't know, Mary. 176 00:10:07,175 --> 00:10:09,008 It just doesn't seem... 177 00:10:13,008 --> 00:10:15,873 Hi, welcome to the Circle Double-D nudist colony. 178 00:10:15,875 --> 00:10:17,240 May I help you with your belongings? 179 00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:19,673 You won't be needing them. 180 00:10:19,675 --> 00:10:22,173 (funky synth music) 181 00:10:22,175 --> 00:10:23,340 You're welcome. 182 00:10:23,342 --> 00:10:24,675 I live to serve. 183 00:10:25,842 --> 00:10:27,575 I'll remember that. 184 00:10:34,675 --> 00:10:37,740 Hey, you're blocking my view. 185 00:10:37,742 --> 00:10:38,675 Let's go. 186 00:10:44,408 --> 00:10:47,742 (smooth tropical music) 187 00:11:05,975 --> 00:11:06,973 It's great. 188 00:11:06,975 --> 00:11:08,973 [Robert] It sure is. 189 00:11:08,975 --> 00:11:09,808 Oh look. 190 00:11:11,008 --> 00:11:14,242 (elephants trumpeting) 191 00:11:17,908 --> 00:11:20,306 Well, I'm glad we're not hunting elephants. 192 00:11:20,308 --> 00:11:22,173 I'll bet you are. 193 00:11:22,175 --> 00:11:23,575 Next time, maybe. 194 00:11:24,875 --> 00:11:28,940 (elephants trumpeting) 195 00:11:28,942 --> 00:11:30,940 It's so exciting. 196 00:11:30,942 --> 00:11:33,275 (chuckling) 197 00:11:36,475 --> 00:11:38,106 You know, I can hardly wait to find out 198 00:11:38,108 --> 00:11:40,206 if there really is a sacred monkey. 199 00:11:40,208 --> 00:11:42,173 I already told you, it's a legend. 200 00:11:42,175 --> 00:11:43,608 Just one of many. 201 00:11:45,042 --> 00:11:49,140 Anyhow, I think we'd better stay on the beaten path. 202 00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:52,440 Oh, do you really think there's any danger? 203 00:11:52,442 --> 00:11:54,606 Of course not, but that's beside the point. 204 00:11:54,608 --> 00:11:58,506 The truth is, there's no sense in driving all that way 205 00:11:58,508 --> 00:12:00,206 just to shoot at a legend. 206 00:12:00,208 --> 00:12:01,673 You're awful, Robert. 207 00:12:01,675 --> 00:12:05,040 Shooting ordinary game isn't any fun at all. 208 00:12:05,042 --> 00:12:08,975 I mean, everyone loves doing something unusual. 209 00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:12,708 Look, a pair of lions! 210 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:17,873 [Robert] They didn't even condescend to look at us. 211 00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:20,208 (chuckling) 212 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:26,208 (smooth tropical music) 213 00:12:53,342 --> 00:12:57,206 [Narrator] There was a statue carved in redwood. 214 00:12:57,208 --> 00:12:59,940 Its image was based on hundreds of sightings 215 00:12:59,942 --> 00:13:02,740 collected over the years. 216 00:13:02,742 --> 00:13:06,908 And it was exactly like the creature I had seen myself. 217 00:13:08,608 --> 00:13:11,542 (mysterious music) 218 00:13:22,342 --> 00:13:23,508 Oh, darling. 219 00:13:24,908 --> 00:13:27,473 I was scoping out that path leading to the woods. 220 00:13:27,475 --> 00:13:30,306 I think I'm gonna follow it and see where it goes. 221 00:13:30,308 --> 00:13:32,975 Oh yeah, I'll try one, thanks. 222 00:13:34,242 --> 00:13:35,706 Try one? 223 00:13:35,708 --> 00:13:37,740 What are you talking about? 224 00:13:37,742 --> 00:13:41,908 Um, well, if I get cold I'll just put a coat on. 225 00:13:43,108 --> 00:13:44,773 I think the sun is getting to you. 226 00:13:44,775 --> 00:13:46,606 You're not making any sense, Mary. 227 00:13:46,608 --> 00:13:49,042 Okay, I see you'll be fine. 228 00:13:50,275 --> 00:13:51,873 Where were we? 229 00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:53,973 Well, I was telling you about the time 230 00:13:53,975 --> 00:13:55,840 that I saw the monster. 231 00:13:55,842 --> 00:13:56,675 Right. 232 00:13:58,842 --> 00:14:00,673 But I think she was talking 233 00:14:00,675 --> 00:14:02,973 about Mike the maintenance guy. 234 00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:06,840 Ooh, I've got my own monster story. 235 00:14:06,842 --> 00:14:09,242 Mike was way deep in my unit. 236 00:14:10,342 --> 00:14:12,240 [Woman] In your unit, you say? 237 00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:13,473 Really? 238 00:14:13,475 --> 00:14:16,075 Way, way deep, if you must know. 239 00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,740 Well, if it's the guy I saw in the office today, 240 00:14:19,742 --> 00:14:22,540 then he's definitely the right guy for the job. 241 00:14:22,542 --> 00:14:24,142 I saw about that. 242 00:14:26,342 --> 00:14:28,506 [Women] Hi, Mike. 243 00:14:28,508 --> 00:14:31,908 (funky electronic music) 244 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:37,440 Should've taken a dip with us. 245 00:14:37,442 --> 00:14:38,540 Oh, I would have. 246 00:14:38,542 --> 00:14:40,840 But you see, I couldn't leave the bar. 247 00:14:40,842 --> 00:14:42,206 Besides, it looks like you girls 248 00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:43,540 got on just fine without me. 249 00:14:43,542 --> 00:14:44,540 [Mary] Bye, babe. 250 00:14:44,542 --> 00:14:46,940 We'll see you later. 251 00:14:46,942 --> 00:14:49,040 Are you thirsty? 252 00:14:49,042 --> 00:14:51,640 That's somebody else's drink. 253 00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:53,573 Yeah, but I poured it. 254 00:14:53,575 --> 00:14:55,740 And it's really more hungry than thirsty, really. 255 00:14:55,742 --> 00:14:58,206 I haven't eaten breakfast since 6:30 this morning. 256 00:14:58,208 --> 00:14:59,673 And breakfast wasn't really that big, 257 00:14:59,675 --> 00:15:00,840 when you think about it. 258 00:15:00,842 --> 00:15:02,440 I mean, I'm a growing boy. 259 00:15:02,442 --> 00:15:05,306 And French toast, a little creme fraiche, 260 00:15:05,308 --> 00:15:07,006 and some pastries, of course. 261 00:15:07,008 --> 00:15:08,873 And then, you know, you got a little fruit platter. 262 00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,340 Coffee was good, but it really wasn't a latte of any kind. 263 00:15:11,342 --> 00:15:13,240 It was just a small black coffee. 264 00:15:13,242 --> 00:15:15,140 And then the tater tots were nice, 265 00:15:15,142 --> 00:15:17,740 and eggs, but not scrambled. 266 00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:18,740 A little bit of cheese... 267 00:15:18,742 --> 00:15:21,606 Don't you ever shut up? 268 00:15:21,608 --> 00:15:24,342 I'm totally coming onto you here. 269 00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:28,508 (gentle tropical music) 270 00:15:43,975 --> 00:15:44,973 Look at that. 271 00:15:44,975 --> 00:15:47,173 Shotguns are loaded. 272 00:15:47,175 --> 00:15:50,508 (gentle tropical music) 273 00:16:00,175 --> 00:16:01,740 Crocodile, how about it? 274 00:16:01,742 --> 00:16:04,075 Let's see what you can do. 275 00:16:07,875 --> 00:16:09,473 (gunshot) 276 00:16:09,475 --> 00:16:11,340 Gotta hit the eye. 277 00:16:11,342 --> 00:16:13,242 Better luck next time. 278 00:16:21,908 --> 00:16:25,242 I wish that it was me in there swimming. 279 00:16:26,108 --> 00:16:29,442 (gentle tropical music) 280 00:17:17,475 --> 00:17:21,242 (dissonant electronic music) 281 00:17:47,142 --> 00:17:51,308 (dramatic music) (hissing) 282 00:17:59,142 --> 00:18:01,442 (growling) 283 00:18:08,542 --> 00:18:11,608 (playful jazz music) 284 00:18:31,075 --> 00:18:31,975 Good God. 285 00:18:33,142 --> 00:18:34,873 Help me, please. 286 00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:37,708 We've gotta get you out of here. 287 00:18:42,075 --> 00:18:43,540 No, no, no. 288 00:18:43,542 --> 00:18:44,442 Let's go. 289 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:57,540 (dramatic electronic music) 290 00:18:57,542 --> 00:18:59,775 (growling) 291 00:19:18,075 --> 00:19:20,808 (dramatic music) 292 00:19:25,742 --> 00:19:28,075 (screaming) 293 00:19:33,675 --> 00:19:34,673 Put me down. 294 00:19:34,675 --> 00:19:35,508 No. 295 00:19:40,442 --> 00:19:42,740 You'll never get away with this. 296 00:19:42,742 --> 00:19:45,642 (Bigfoot grunting) 297 00:19:48,242 --> 00:19:49,842 What are you doing? 298 00:19:51,275 --> 00:19:53,942 Are you trying to make me dance? 299 00:19:55,442 --> 00:19:58,973 Well, why didn't you just say that, you big oaf? 300 00:19:58,975 --> 00:20:01,975 (funky dance music) 301 00:20:06,442 --> 00:20:09,775 (rhythmic exotic music) 302 00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:44,442 [Narrator] It happened two million years ago. 303 00:20:46,108 --> 00:20:50,140 (gentle dramatic music) 304 00:20:50,142 --> 00:20:53,742 In steaming swamps and prehistoric jungles. 305 00:20:55,208 --> 00:20:58,042 (birds squawking) 306 00:21:00,075 --> 00:21:04,008 The earliest manlike creature walked the Earth. 307 00:21:05,608 --> 00:21:08,208 Not human, more beast than man. 308 00:21:11,842 --> 00:21:14,440 A monster of evolution. 309 00:21:14,442 --> 00:21:17,208 (birds squawking) 310 00:21:24,175 --> 00:21:27,706 It walked across the eons of time, 311 00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:31,542 slowly changing, becoming more and more human, 312 00:21:35,175 --> 00:21:37,108 more and more advanced. 313 00:21:38,275 --> 00:21:39,940 These initial discoveries were made 314 00:21:39,942 --> 00:21:42,906 mostly in the snowbound regions of the world, 315 00:21:42,908 --> 00:21:45,340 parts of Alaska, Canada, 316 00:21:45,342 --> 00:21:49,508 most often by mountaineering expeditions in the Himalayas. 317 00:21:50,908 --> 00:21:54,242 (bright dramatic music) 318 00:22:08,142 --> 00:22:11,440 Now, this man was a professional photographer, 319 00:22:11,442 --> 00:22:14,440 as well as an educated scientific investigator 320 00:22:14,442 --> 00:22:15,708 and mountaineer. 321 00:22:16,942 --> 00:22:19,106 The giant footprints in the snow, 322 00:22:19,108 --> 00:22:20,740 photographed by Stapleton, 323 00:22:20,742 --> 00:22:24,873 were published by newspapers around the world. 324 00:22:24,875 --> 00:22:27,806 For the first time, the public came to know 325 00:22:27,808 --> 00:22:31,306 of the existence of a giant, manlike monster 326 00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:35,173 which actually exists in the Himalayas. 327 00:22:35,175 --> 00:22:38,075 A monster known as Yeti or Bigfoot. 328 00:22:42,442 --> 00:22:45,940 Within two years, the reports of giant footprints 329 00:22:45,942 --> 00:22:48,773 deep within the wilderness areas of the world 330 00:22:48,775 --> 00:22:52,942 spread from the Himalayas into North American itself. 331 00:22:56,342 --> 00:22:57,973 (dishes clanking) 332 00:22:57,975 --> 00:22:59,773 Oh my God, I'm so sorry. 333 00:22:59,775 --> 00:23:02,506 Oh no, no, it's completely my fault. 334 00:23:02,508 --> 00:23:03,840 I'm such a klutz. 335 00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:05,540 You are not a klutz. 336 00:23:05,542 --> 00:23:08,540 If anything, you're an amazingly beautiful woman. 337 00:23:08,542 --> 00:23:10,806 That is what you are. 338 00:23:10,808 --> 00:23:11,806 I am? 339 00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:13,340 Yes, you are. 340 00:23:13,342 --> 00:23:14,508 And in fact... 341 00:23:16,242 --> 00:23:18,206 If you'll follow me to the boudoir, 342 00:23:18,208 --> 00:23:20,073 I'd be happy to show you just how, um, 343 00:23:20,075 --> 00:23:22,173 amazingly beautiful you are. 344 00:23:22,175 --> 00:23:24,240 I don't know if that's such a good idea. 345 00:23:24,242 --> 00:23:25,075 I mean... 346 00:23:39,775 --> 00:23:43,208 (playful keyboard music) 347 00:23:46,742 --> 00:23:49,842 (smooth synth music) 348 00:23:51,142 --> 00:23:53,908 (birds tweeting) 349 00:25:06,342 --> 00:25:10,306 Wow, I forget how beautiful it is up here. 350 00:25:10,308 --> 00:25:12,206 You know, Bon? 351 00:25:12,208 --> 00:25:14,140 You know, I never thought I'd say this, 352 00:25:14,142 --> 00:25:16,073 but it is a pretty cool place. 353 00:25:16,075 --> 00:25:17,306 Yeah. 354 00:25:17,308 --> 00:25:18,540 My parents used to take me up here 355 00:25:18,542 --> 00:25:19,973 while I was at State. 356 00:25:19,975 --> 00:25:21,706 I used to hate it back then 357 00:25:21,708 --> 00:25:22,973 because it meant I had to be away 358 00:25:22,975 --> 00:25:25,540 from Danny Jackson for five weeks. 359 00:25:25,542 --> 00:25:27,440 Ooh, I screwed Danny... 360 00:25:27,442 --> 00:25:28,442 I mean, who? 361 00:25:30,042 --> 00:25:32,906 You know, he was president of his fraternity. 362 00:25:32,908 --> 00:25:35,540 He sat next to you in sociology? 363 00:25:35,542 --> 00:25:37,540 Sorry, not ringing a bell. 364 00:25:37,542 --> 00:25:38,708 Yeah, right. 365 00:25:39,608 --> 00:25:41,706 Okay, well, what can I say? 366 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,440 You were gone for the summer, 367 00:25:43,442 --> 00:25:45,240 and we were at a party. 368 00:25:45,242 --> 00:25:48,573 And as they say, the rest is history. 369 00:25:48,575 --> 00:25:50,640 I can't believe you did that. 370 00:25:50,642 --> 00:25:51,840 What? 371 00:25:51,842 --> 00:25:54,240 It was like 100 years ago, so who cares? 372 00:25:54,242 --> 00:25:57,006 Anyways, what about Bobby Lockhart? 373 00:25:57,008 --> 00:25:58,440 Who? 374 00:25:58,442 --> 00:26:00,940 Oh, don't play dumb with me. 375 00:26:00,942 --> 00:26:03,473 Yeah, that was awkward. 376 00:26:03,475 --> 00:26:06,740 Well, let's face it, we both made mistakes. 377 00:26:06,742 --> 00:26:07,773 I agree. 378 00:26:07,775 --> 00:26:10,175 We're both a couple of sluts. 379 00:26:11,108 --> 00:26:11,942 Yeah. 380 00:26:13,475 --> 00:26:16,742 (dramatic synth music) 381 00:26:35,175 --> 00:26:36,506 (Bigfoot growling) 382 00:26:36,508 --> 00:26:38,773 Oh my god, what was that? 383 00:26:38,775 --> 00:26:40,540 I think I just saw something. 384 00:26:40,542 --> 00:26:42,442 Let's get out of here. 385 00:26:45,708 --> 00:26:48,942 (dramatic synth music) 386 00:26:50,608 --> 00:26:53,606 (playful music) 387 00:26:53,608 --> 00:26:55,806 [Narrator] Well, I was out of patience 388 00:26:55,808 --> 00:26:57,440 and I was out of money. 389 00:26:57,442 --> 00:26:59,440 So I took a job up in the wilderness, 390 00:26:59,442 --> 00:27:01,440 around Bossburg, Washington. 391 00:27:01,442 --> 00:27:05,542 Had to photograph a cinnamon bear in its natural habitat. 392 00:27:06,608 --> 00:27:07,606 You want a bear? 393 00:27:07,608 --> 00:27:09,473 Here's a bear. 394 00:27:09,475 --> 00:27:10,642 Piece of cake. 395 00:27:11,808 --> 00:27:14,606 I always got what I set after... 396 00:27:14,608 --> 00:27:15,842 Except Bigfoot. 397 00:27:19,508 --> 00:27:20,675 Then I saw it, 398 00:27:22,108 --> 00:27:26,673 a deformed version of the track I'd seen so often. 399 00:27:26,675 --> 00:27:29,575 (mysterious music) 400 00:27:33,342 --> 00:27:34,442 There it was. 401 00:27:35,642 --> 00:27:38,575 Finally, face-to-face with Bigfoot. 402 00:27:45,442 --> 00:27:49,608 Here was the domed head, just as others had described it. 403 00:27:51,042 --> 00:27:54,640 The thick, dark fur to protect it from extremes of weather, 404 00:27:54,642 --> 00:27:58,442 and allow it to pass unnoticed in the night. 405 00:28:00,175 --> 00:28:02,342 I saw it, photographed it, 406 00:28:03,508 --> 00:28:06,342 but scientists challenged my film. 407 00:28:08,975 --> 00:28:12,742 Yet it stood up under every conceivable test. 408 00:28:13,808 --> 00:28:15,473 Some reveal rugged terrain 409 00:28:15,475 --> 00:28:17,640 as the cause of the skinned heels, 410 00:28:17,642 --> 00:28:20,208 polio as the cause of the limp. 411 00:28:21,442 --> 00:28:23,140 But my documented evidence 412 00:28:23,142 --> 00:28:26,075 wasn't good enough for the experts, 413 00:28:28,575 --> 00:28:31,073 expects who still asked, 414 00:28:31,075 --> 00:28:33,973 "How could such a creature survive? 415 00:28:33,975 --> 00:28:35,073 "Where does it live? 416 00:28:35,075 --> 00:28:36,740 "Show us its remains. 417 00:28:36,742 --> 00:28:38,440 "What does it eat?" 418 00:28:38,442 --> 00:28:41,006 Experts who challenged my word 419 00:28:41,008 --> 00:28:43,306 but claimed credit for my film, 420 00:28:43,308 --> 00:28:46,542 and profited by it on lecture circuits. 421 00:28:48,708 --> 00:28:51,608 Now I didn't care for these people, 422 00:28:55,242 --> 00:28:58,442 but I was haunted by their questions. 423 00:29:01,042 --> 00:29:03,006 (playful music) 424 00:29:03,008 --> 00:29:04,740 Where am I? 425 00:29:04,742 --> 00:29:05,706 You're at Double-D. 426 00:29:05,708 --> 00:29:07,540 You're safe now. 427 00:29:07,542 --> 00:29:08,808 You saved me? 428 00:29:10,342 --> 00:29:12,106 Anyway, we need to get going, okay? 429 00:29:12,108 --> 00:29:13,340 Wait, where's Tina? 430 00:29:13,342 --> 00:29:14,173 Who? 431 00:29:14,175 --> 00:29:15,106 My friend. 432 00:29:15,108 --> 00:29:15,940 I came with my friend Tina. 433 00:29:15,942 --> 00:29:17,006 Where is she? 434 00:29:17,008 --> 00:29:18,206 I don't know. 435 00:29:18,208 --> 00:29:19,173 You were the only person when I got here, 436 00:29:19,175 --> 00:29:20,175 so I mean... 437 00:29:21,675 --> 00:29:24,206 Oh my God, the monster. 438 00:29:24,208 --> 00:29:25,440 What monster? 439 00:29:25,442 --> 00:29:28,640 No, we need to get out of here right now. 440 00:29:28,642 --> 00:29:31,908 (dramatic synth music) 441 00:29:41,475 --> 00:29:44,142 (motor humming) 442 00:29:49,942 --> 00:29:52,708 (water bubbling) 443 00:29:59,842 --> 00:30:03,008 (helicopter whirring) 444 00:30:03,908 --> 00:30:05,073 How are you feeling? 445 00:30:05,075 --> 00:30:06,706 Oh, I'm sorry. 446 00:30:06,708 --> 00:30:08,108 I didn't see you. 447 00:30:09,042 --> 00:30:11,273 You didn't see me, Miss Dana? 448 00:30:11,275 --> 00:30:12,108 Uh, no? 449 00:30:14,942 --> 00:30:15,775 Really? 450 00:30:17,575 --> 00:30:18,408 Well... 451 00:30:19,775 --> 00:30:21,575 I think maybe you did. 452 00:30:24,842 --> 00:30:26,506 I didn't see anything. 453 00:30:26,508 --> 00:30:29,473 I think we're in the clear, for now. 454 00:30:29,475 --> 00:30:30,973 - Are we? - Yeah. 455 00:30:30,975 --> 00:30:34,273 [Dana] Then why don't you lean a little closer? 456 00:30:34,275 --> 00:30:37,442 (gentle guitar music) 457 00:30:38,675 --> 00:30:40,006 [Narrator] Now I understood 458 00:30:40,008 --> 00:30:42,742 why Bigfoot steered clear of man. 459 00:30:43,875 --> 00:30:45,506 He had to, 460 00:30:45,508 --> 00:30:47,175 in order to survive. 461 00:30:52,375 --> 00:30:55,306 However vicious the creature might be, 462 00:30:55,308 --> 00:30:59,240 I gained a lot of respect for the elusive Bigfoot 463 00:30:59,242 --> 00:31:01,442 and its ability to endure. 464 00:31:03,108 --> 00:31:04,773 But if we were to find it, 465 00:31:04,775 --> 00:31:08,942 we'd have to get to the furthest outpost of civilization. 466 00:31:09,842 --> 00:31:12,442 (gentle music) 467 00:31:14,042 --> 00:31:15,773 When we ran out of road, 468 00:31:15,775 --> 00:31:19,740 we saw the remnants of the old pioneers 469 00:31:19,742 --> 00:31:22,908 giving way to the machinery of the new. 470 00:31:24,308 --> 00:31:27,942 Thousands were now pouring back up to the new gold rush. 471 00:31:28,942 --> 00:31:31,708 (birds tweeting) 472 00:31:36,042 --> 00:31:37,706 There's something moving. 473 00:31:37,708 --> 00:31:39,208 Oh, it's a python. 474 00:31:46,508 --> 00:31:47,675 Don't kill it. 475 00:31:53,475 --> 00:31:56,575 (smooth synth music) 476 00:32:06,742 --> 00:32:09,808 (funky exotic music) 477 00:32:27,608 --> 00:32:29,942 (screaming) 478 00:32:33,042 --> 00:32:35,775 (dramatic music) 479 00:32:44,075 --> 00:32:45,642 Please let me go. 480 00:32:48,742 --> 00:32:51,808 (upbeat dance music) 481 00:32:53,642 --> 00:32:55,142 Are you alright? 482 00:32:56,342 --> 00:32:58,073 I think so. 483 00:32:58,075 --> 00:32:59,706 He grabbed me by the pool. 484 00:32:59,708 --> 00:33:01,506 What does he want? 485 00:33:01,508 --> 00:33:04,573 He wants us to do a pole dance for him. 486 00:33:04,575 --> 00:33:06,508 Keep dreaming, buddy. 487 00:33:07,675 --> 00:33:09,006 You're forgetting, 488 00:33:09,008 --> 00:33:12,073 we are tied up to a pole here. 489 00:33:12,075 --> 00:33:15,606 Well, I don't see dollar bills anywhere. 490 00:33:15,608 --> 00:33:17,173 Dollar bills? 491 00:33:17,175 --> 00:33:19,240 I was thinking for twenties. 492 00:33:19,242 --> 00:33:20,806 When you get right down to it, though, 493 00:33:20,808 --> 00:33:22,473 it's actually kind of fun. 494 00:33:22,475 --> 00:33:24,475 - Really? - Yeah, watch. 495 00:33:25,442 --> 00:33:28,708 (rhythmic exotic music) 496 00:33:52,942 --> 00:33:54,140 Ah, excellent. 497 00:33:54,142 --> 00:33:55,473 One of our visitors. 498 00:33:55,475 --> 00:33:57,106 The sacred monkey, no less, 499 00:33:57,108 --> 00:33:59,606 captured by one of her sons. 500 00:33:59,608 --> 00:34:02,442 (woman screaming) 501 00:34:04,242 --> 00:34:05,075 Come out. 502 00:34:11,208 --> 00:34:12,906 Look, they're gonna obey you. 503 00:34:12,908 --> 00:34:15,173 Now they only take orders from me. 504 00:34:15,175 --> 00:34:16,008 You see? 505 00:34:17,442 --> 00:34:21,240 You'll find out, they won't listen to you anymore. 506 00:34:21,242 --> 00:34:24,542 Soon you, too, will obey when I command. 507 00:34:26,508 --> 00:34:29,175 (siren buzzing) 508 00:34:30,875 --> 00:34:31,708 Malek. 509 00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:39,073 First, I see you got away from Turk. 510 00:34:39,075 --> 00:34:42,006 Listen Burt, you'll have to do 511 00:34:42,008 --> 00:34:44,506 what I tell you to do for once. 512 00:34:44,508 --> 00:34:46,306 I've been hunting the sacred monkey for a year, 513 00:34:46,308 --> 00:34:49,242 and I don't intend to lose her now. 514 00:34:51,608 --> 00:34:52,806 When I want something, 515 00:34:52,808 --> 00:34:54,673 I take it and I keep it forever. 516 00:34:54,675 --> 00:34:56,440 (gunshot) 517 00:34:56,442 --> 00:34:58,475 Not this time, Albert. 518 00:35:04,308 --> 00:35:07,073 This time you've finally lost the game. 519 00:35:07,075 --> 00:35:09,073 You're really punctual, Burt. 520 00:35:09,075 --> 00:35:11,740 You're never late for an appointment. 521 00:35:11,742 --> 00:35:14,306 You arrive within the 10 minutes. 522 00:35:14,308 --> 00:35:16,240 Fast work, Burt. 523 00:35:16,242 --> 00:35:18,440 But I haven't lost the game yet, 524 00:35:18,442 --> 00:35:20,442 as you'll soon find out. 525 00:35:21,508 --> 00:35:24,140 - Look out, Burt. - What do you mean? 526 00:35:24,142 --> 00:35:25,773 The animatronic brain. 527 00:35:25,775 --> 00:35:27,640 Shoot the light on the panel! 528 00:35:27,642 --> 00:35:29,142 Malek, hold him! 529 00:35:30,975 --> 00:35:33,440 Burt, shoot the light. 530 00:35:33,442 --> 00:35:35,642 (gunshots) 531 00:35:40,475 --> 00:35:43,642 (dissonant squealing) 532 00:35:51,608 --> 00:35:54,942 (rhythmic exotic music) 533 00:36:01,742 --> 00:36:03,606 (Bigfoot growling) 534 00:36:03,608 --> 00:36:04,942 What was that? 535 00:36:06,642 --> 00:36:09,908 (upbeat country music) 536 00:36:13,508 --> 00:36:16,442 (Bigfoot growling) 537 00:37:01,442 --> 00:37:02,773 Stay back. 538 00:37:02,775 --> 00:37:04,442 No, come untie us. 539 00:37:07,108 --> 00:37:09,640 What's going on here? 540 00:37:09,642 --> 00:37:10,973 I don't know. 541 00:37:10,975 --> 00:37:13,173 All I know is every time I hear music 542 00:37:13,175 --> 00:37:15,540 and chicks do pole dances for me, 543 00:37:15,542 --> 00:37:17,042 I feel very human. 544 00:37:18,542 --> 00:37:19,873 Oh really? 545 00:37:19,875 --> 00:37:21,006 What's your name? 546 00:37:21,008 --> 00:37:22,573 Jonah Trout. 547 00:37:22,575 --> 00:37:25,306 Not from the Trout family? 548 00:37:25,308 --> 00:37:26,906 That's right. 549 00:37:26,908 --> 00:37:28,440 I heard you were dead. 550 00:37:28,442 --> 00:37:29,906 Well, it's been so long since I got laid, 551 00:37:29,908 --> 00:37:31,342 I may as well be. 552 00:37:32,742 --> 00:37:36,442 Sounds to me as if that curse has been lifted. 553 00:37:38,808 --> 00:37:41,973 You know, I think you're right. 554 00:37:41,975 --> 00:37:45,273 [Narrator] Then, a movement in the woods. 555 00:37:45,275 --> 00:37:47,440 The sun hadn't come up yet. 556 00:37:47,442 --> 00:37:51,106 It was hard to make out what I'd seen at first. 557 00:37:51,108 --> 00:37:55,273 (mysterious dissonant music) 558 00:37:55,275 --> 00:37:58,275 (leaves crunching) 559 00:38:05,642 --> 00:38:07,475 There he was, Bigfoot, 560 00:38:09,342 --> 00:38:13,175 standing no more than 100 yards from my blind. 561 00:38:14,275 --> 00:38:16,840 I began to shake all over. 562 00:38:16,842 --> 00:38:20,440 I could barely keep hold of my camera. 563 00:38:20,442 --> 00:38:21,608 He was awesome. 564 00:38:23,008 --> 00:38:25,908 (mysterious music) 565 00:38:33,075 --> 00:38:35,475 Then, behind me, another one, 566 00:38:36,875 --> 00:38:39,042 smaller, possibly younger. 567 00:38:40,242 --> 00:38:42,575 How many of them were there? 568 00:38:43,642 --> 00:38:45,075 Was I surrounded? 569 00:38:48,508 --> 00:38:52,675 They were the most extraordinary creatures I'd ever seen. 570 00:38:53,808 --> 00:38:56,806 I now knew why the Eskimos called Bigfoot 571 00:38:56,808 --> 00:38:58,875 the king of the animals. 572 00:39:00,775 --> 00:39:04,173 The older, larger one was seven feet tall, 573 00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:05,675 450 to 500 pounds, 574 00:39:07,542 --> 00:39:10,106 his domed head and long, dark hair 575 00:39:10,108 --> 00:39:14,173 just like the other creatures I'd seen. 576 00:39:14,175 --> 00:39:16,306 His odor was overwhelming, 577 00:39:16,308 --> 00:39:18,640 the same thick, musky scent 578 00:39:18,642 --> 00:39:21,975 that first led me to Bigfoot so long ago. 579 00:39:24,642 --> 00:39:28,306 The young one was no more than five-and-a-half feet tall, 580 00:39:28,308 --> 00:39:29,208 250 pounds. 581 00:39:31,008 --> 00:39:34,440 If my guess was right, probably on its first trip 582 00:39:34,442 --> 00:39:37,940 away from its northern breeding grounds. 583 00:39:37,942 --> 00:39:40,973 He'd probably never seen a man before. 584 00:39:40,975 --> 00:39:44,973 If he saw me, he could panic and attack. 585 00:39:44,975 --> 00:39:47,475 Here I was again with Bigfoot, 586 00:39:48,675 --> 00:39:52,108 unchallengeable proof my theory had worked. 587 00:39:52,975 --> 00:39:55,440 It is a migratory animal, 588 00:39:55,442 --> 00:39:59,542 and I now have the documentations of its habits I needed. 589 00:40:02,208 --> 00:40:05,540 Now we can begin to understand the place 590 00:40:05,542 --> 00:40:08,042 this creature holds in nature. 591 00:40:09,375 --> 00:40:13,042 (dramatic orchestral music) 592 00:40:16,075 --> 00:40:20,406 I once again said goodbye to this mysterious creature 593 00:40:20,408 --> 00:40:23,942 that has somehow outlived its natural role, 594 00:40:26,575 --> 00:40:28,742 endured the tests of time, 595 00:40:30,575 --> 00:40:33,742 now left to wander the land elusively, 596 00:40:34,708 --> 00:40:37,308 with a strange will to survive. 597 00:40:43,508 --> 00:40:47,406 (rhythmic synth music) 598 00:40:47,408 --> 00:40:50,740 Oh, I still have plenty of questions, 599 00:40:50,742 --> 00:40:54,706 and I'll continue my search for the answers now. 600 00:40:54,708 --> 00:40:56,173 But I assure you, 601 00:40:56,175 --> 00:40:58,440 I'll no longer get so caught up 602 00:40:58,442 --> 00:41:01,440 in the problems of my research 603 00:41:01,442 --> 00:41:05,475 that I'll lose touch with the wonders it reveals. 604 00:41:20,975 --> 00:41:24,106 Is that you my prince charming? 605 00:41:24,108 --> 00:41:25,440 You expecting someone else? 606 00:41:25,442 --> 00:41:26,540 (laughing) 607 00:41:26,542 --> 00:41:27,808 Oh no, never. 608 00:41:29,608 --> 00:41:32,073 You look amazing baby. 609 00:41:32,075 --> 00:41:34,106 But can I make one suggestion? 610 00:41:34,108 --> 00:41:34,942 Sure. 611 00:41:38,775 --> 00:41:41,573 (laughing) 612 00:41:41,575 --> 00:41:45,106 I had a feeling that would be your suggestion. 613 00:41:45,108 --> 00:41:46,806 Can you guess my next one? 614 00:41:46,808 --> 00:41:48,740 Can you guess mine? 615 00:41:48,742 --> 00:41:52,575 (mysterious electronic music) 616 00:42:10,342 --> 00:42:14,206 Check our coordinates to base Orion. 617 00:42:14,208 --> 00:42:17,173 Compare figures with signal direction. 618 00:42:17,175 --> 00:42:20,540 [Man] Angle alpha 37, angle alpha 12, 619 00:42:20,542 --> 00:42:23,206 velocity 600 miles per second. 620 00:42:23,208 --> 00:42:25,073 [Woman] Signal's in direction course, 621 00:42:25,075 --> 00:42:27,075 power signal's constant. 622 00:42:28,508 --> 00:42:31,040 [Woman] Exact coordinate signal, exact direction, 623 00:42:31,042 --> 00:42:32,740 course confirmed. 624 00:42:32,742 --> 00:42:36,575 (mysterious electronic music) 625 00:42:50,275 --> 00:42:53,342 (electronic beeping) 626 00:42:56,675 --> 00:42:59,506 This is Galactic Explorer 69. 627 00:42:59,508 --> 00:43:01,206 My landing was successful. 628 00:43:01,208 --> 00:43:02,475 Very well 69. 629 00:43:03,808 --> 00:43:06,340 For the sake of the Earthlings I will call you Serena 630 00:43:06,342 --> 00:43:08,240 while you're on their planet. 631 00:43:08,242 --> 00:43:10,940 As you wish oh supreme mistress. 632 00:43:10,942 --> 00:43:12,806 May I now learn the reason of my travels? 633 00:43:12,808 --> 00:43:17,173 Very well, you must preceded to the nearest populace. 634 00:43:17,175 --> 00:43:19,873 Once there you have 24 Earth hours 635 00:43:19,875 --> 00:43:23,173 to engage in their sex secrets. 636 00:43:23,175 --> 00:43:27,606 The knowledge that you bring back to Deltron is imperative. 637 00:43:27,608 --> 00:43:30,506 Without it our civilization will not survive 638 00:43:30,508 --> 00:43:31,940 another light year. 639 00:43:31,942 --> 00:43:33,775 I do not understand. 640 00:43:34,975 --> 00:43:38,108 Don't stop for the next 24 Earth hours. 641 00:43:40,042 --> 00:43:41,442 Oh I like that. 642 00:43:43,042 --> 00:43:45,206 This is Serena signing off. 643 00:43:45,208 --> 00:43:49,042 (mysterious electronic music) 644 00:44:11,442 --> 00:44:13,675 (cheering) 645 00:44:16,442 --> 00:44:19,275 (electronic music) 646 00:44:39,308 --> 00:44:40,706 Who are you? 647 00:44:40,708 --> 00:44:43,273 I'm Serena, I come in peace. 648 00:44:43,275 --> 00:44:45,040 Is this some kind of joke? 649 00:44:45,042 --> 00:44:46,440 What is a joke? 650 00:44:46,442 --> 00:44:47,606 It's nothing. 651 00:44:47,608 --> 00:44:49,206 I'm Mark and this is my friend Cindy. 652 00:44:49,208 --> 00:44:50,442 Your friend? 653 00:44:51,508 --> 00:44:53,440 Nice outfit by the way. 654 00:44:53,442 --> 00:44:54,606 Thank you. 655 00:44:54,608 --> 00:44:56,640 That was a joke. 656 00:44:56,642 --> 00:44:57,975 Another joke? 657 00:44:58,842 --> 00:45:00,473 Do you Earthlings do this a lot? 658 00:45:00,475 --> 00:45:01,673 Yes we do Serena. 659 00:45:01,675 --> 00:45:03,440 So where do you come from? 660 00:45:03,442 --> 00:45:06,806 I come from Deltron, third planet in the first galaxy. 661 00:45:06,808 --> 00:45:08,940 It is outside your solar system. 662 00:45:08,942 --> 00:45:09,873 (laughing) 663 00:45:09,875 --> 00:45:11,442 Of course it is. 664 00:45:12,742 --> 00:45:14,440 So like what are you doing here? 665 00:45:14,442 --> 00:45:16,640 I've come to learn from you Earthlings. 666 00:45:16,642 --> 00:45:20,240 Okay that's it this chick's crazy I'm calling 911. 667 00:45:20,242 --> 00:45:21,740 Is that another joke? 668 00:45:21,742 --> 00:45:23,806 Hold on let's just play along it's gonna be fun. 669 00:45:23,808 --> 00:45:27,773 So Serena do you have any special powers or? 670 00:45:27,775 --> 00:45:29,040 Special powers? 671 00:45:29,042 --> 00:45:32,573 Yeah like can you make yourself disappear? 672 00:45:32,575 --> 00:45:36,142 Hmm, I cannot do that, but I can do this. 673 00:45:37,208 --> 00:45:38,873 - Whoa. - Whoa. 674 00:45:38,875 --> 00:45:41,040 - That's unbelievable. - That's amazing. 675 00:45:41,042 --> 00:45:43,240 May I begin learning now? 676 00:45:43,242 --> 00:45:45,006 I don't know may she? 677 00:45:45,008 --> 00:45:46,640 Why the hell not? Sure. 678 00:45:46,642 --> 00:45:47,806 Really? 679 00:45:47,808 --> 00:45:48,642 Yeah. 680 00:45:50,442 --> 00:45:53,073 It's a woman's prerogative to change minds. 681 00:45:53,075 --> 00:45:55,508 That's why I love you babe. 682 00:45:57,175 --> 00:46:00,006 (dance music) 683 00:46:00,008 --> 00:46:02,006 (spaceship droning) 684 00:46:02,008 --> 00:46:05,940 Oh this is an emergency I must take this. 685 00:46:05,942 --> 00:46:09,442 Oh. (electronic beeping) 686 00:46:20,442 --> 00:46:23,106 Serena sorry to keep you waiting, 687 00:46:23,108 --> 00:46:25,440 but my servants were misbehaving again 688 00:46:25,442 --> 00:46:27,440 and I had to teach them a lesson. 689 00:46:27,442 --> 00:46:31,340 Oh you're the best teacher I know supreme mistress. 690 00:46:31,342 --> 00:46:34,240 Too bad it doesn't result in procreation. 691 00:46:34,242 --> 00:46:36,273 Oh you're so kind. 692 00:46:36,275 --> 00:46:38,173 I just called to report back. 693 00:46:38,175 --> 00:46:41,473 I've engaged the Earthlings in sexual intercourse 694 00:46:41,475 --> 00:46:44,506 and it seems to be quite gratifying. 695 00:46:44,508 --> 00:46:47,175 In fact it's extremely exciting. 696 00:46:48,575 --> 00:46:52,240 That's good news Serena and are you learning anything? 697 00:46:52,242 --> 00:46:56,540 Oh yes I've learned this thing called joking, 698 00:46:56,542 --> 00:47:00,040 but I haven't quite figured it out yet. 699 00:47:00,042 --> 00:47:01,873 Is that all you've learned? 700 00:47:01,875 --> 00:47:04,206 I've also learned that the male species 701 00:47:04,208 --> 00:47:06,206 has something that greatly resembles 702 00:47:06,208 --> 00:47:08,540 our communication devices. 703 00:47:08,542 --> 00:47:10,840 Do you mean our dildometer? 704 00:47:10,842 --> 00:47:13,842 Yes, only there's are much larger. 705 00:47:15,675 --> 00:47:17,140 Interesting, 706 00:47:17,142 --> 00:47:19,173 I couldn't imagine why they would need to be larger. 707 00:47:19,175 --> 00:47:24,073 Until this morning supreme mistress neither could I. 708 00:47:24,075 --> 00:47:25,706 Well keep up the good work 709 00:47:25,708 --> 00:47:28,440 and get back to me when you've learned more. 710 00:47:28,442 --> 00:47:30,640 Serena signing off. 711 00:47:30,642 --> 00:47:33,642 (spaceship droning) 712 00:47:37,042 --> 00:47:39,873 What's going on in here? 713 00:47:39,875 --> 00:47:41,106 (laughing) 714 00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:42,206 Oh nothing. 715 00:47:42,208 --> 00:47:43,873 I heard voices. 716 00:47:43,875 --> 00:47:47,240 But it is only I, how could there be voices? 717 00:47:47,242 --> 00:47:48,973 I don't know. 718 00:47:48,975 --> 00:47:52,340 How did you make the clothes disappear? 719 00:47:52,342 --> 00:47:55,306 Anyway I need to clean up, 720 00:47:55,308 --> 00:47:56,973 I need to use the shower. 721 00:47:56,975 --> 00:48:00,606 Oh is this clean up another one of those jokes? 722 00:48:00,608 --> 00:48:02,208 Are you for real? 723 00:48:05,042 --> 00:48:06,808 Yes I believe I am. 724 00:48:14,175 --> 00:48:16,906 Is this liquid used in clean up? 725 00:48:16,908 --> 00:48:18,640 Do you want to find out? 726 00:48:18,642 --> 00:48:19,940 I'll show you. 727 00:48:19,942 --> 00:48:22,208 (laughing) 728 00:48:23,842 --> 00:48:26,442 (wind blowing) 729 00:48:48,275 --> 00:48:51,306 [Man] Range one, oh, eight, two, 730 00:48:51,308 --> 00:48:53,808 angle of elevation 13 degrees. 731 00:48:55,342 --> 00:48:59,442 Direction alpha, 19 degrees, 10 seconds from now 732 00:49:01,208 --> 00:49:05,442 target reaches coordinates, minus nine, eight, seven, six... 733 00:49:06,708 --> 00:49:08,006 Guess who. 734 00:49:08,008 --> 00:49:10,508 I don't know give me a hint. 735 00:49:11,642 --> 00:49:15,006 Oh my god Mark you're driving me crazy. 736 00:49:15,008 --> 00:49:17,842 (slow rock music) 737 00:49:24,808 --> 00:49:27,106 What are you doing here? 738 00:49:27,108 --> 00:49:28,706 Ted left 10 minutes ago. 739 00:49:28,708 --> 00:49:30,106 I know he's at my place. 740 00:49:30,108 --> 00:49:32,140 I told him I was gonna get some booze. 741 00:49:32,142 --> 00:49:35,340 - Stop it we can't. - Are you sure? 742 00:49:35,342 --> 00:49:37,675 - I hate you. - No you don't. 743 00:49:39,442 --> 00:49:42,608 You're damn right I don't, come here. 744 00:49:47,642 --> 00:49:50,442 (birds chirping) 745 00:49:54,242 --> 00:49:55,806 I want to get laid. 746 00:49:55,808 --> 00:49:57,873 I thought you screwed that bouncer last night? 747 00:49:57,875 --> 00:49:59,940 You know the one you have a crush on? 748 00:49:59,942 --> 00:50:02,273 I did but that was like 12 hours ago. 749 00:50:02,275 --> 00:50:05,240 God Jen you are such a slut. 750 00:50:05,242 --> 00:50:06,506 I don't know Tina 751 00:50:06,508 --> 00:50:08,673 I think Jen just has a really healthy libido. 752 00:50:08,675 --> 00:50:09,606 (laughing) 753 00:50:09,608 --> 00:50:11,240 Oh yeah now you're talking. 754 00:50:11,242 --> 00:50:12,473 Let's call for some pizza. 755 00:50:12,475 --> 00:50:14,740 I'd love to get my hands on that delivery boy. 756 00:50:14,742 --> 00:50:16,640 Boy being the operative word. 757 00:50:16,642 --> 00:50:18,473 He's like 16 years old. 758 00:50:18,475 --> 00:50:20,506 He's 18, his birthday was last week, 759 00:50:20,508 --> 00:50:21,940 and I told him that when he was legal 760 00:50:21,942 --> 00:50:23,206 I had a present for him. 761 00:50:23,208 --> 00:50:26,206 Oh so you're ordering sausage. 762 00:50:26,208 --> 00:50:28,840 You better believe it and I'm getting some pizza too. 763 00:50:28,842 --> 00:50:30,406 (laughing) 764 00:50:30,408 --> 00:50:32,673 (phone ringing) 765 00:50:32,675 --> 00:50:34,442 Maybe that's Armando. 766 00:50:35,842 --> 00:50:38,106 His name's Armando. 767 00:50:38,108 --> 00:50:41,040 He sounds hot, I think we'll all order some sausage. 768 00:50:41,042 --> 00:50:43,475 I gotta get this first guys. 769 00:50:44,575 --> 00:50:46,175 Hello, oh hi Cindy. 770 00:50:48,008 --> 00:50:49,473 Yeah. 771 00:50:49,475 --> 00:50:53,440 That sounds good, I'm just around the corner in my place. 772 00:50:53,442 --> 00:50:56,040 I'm with Allie and Tina. 773 00:50:56,042 --> 00:50:58,206 Okay, we'll bring some tequila over 774 00:50:58,208 --> 00:51:00,208 and we'll be there soon. 775 00:51:01,342 --> 00:51:04,606 That was Cindy, she invited us to her party, 776 00:51:04,608 --> 00:51:06,706 her and Mark's place. 777 00:51:06,708 --> 00:51:07,542 Oh Mark. 778 00:51:09,475 --> 00:51:12,475 I know, speaking of sausage. 779 00:51:13,642 --> 00:51:16,642 [Man] Red alert satellite in sector H 780 00:51:16,842 --> 00:51:18,073 has ceased its function. 781 00:51:18,075 --> 00:51:20,273 Son of a bitch, she wasn't kidding. 782 00:51:20,275 --> 00:51:24,006 [Man] Red alert, satellite in sector H has ceased... 783 00:51:24,008 --> 00:51:26,442 (rock music) 784 00:51:27,875 --> 00:51:29,673 - Hey ladies. - Oh. 785 00:51:29,675 --> 00:51:31,773 - Hi. - Hi sausage, 786 00:51:31,775 --> 00:51:34,640 - I mean Mark. - I don't get it. 787 00:51:34,642 --> 00:51:36,740 Sorry, Sidney just likes to talk when she's drunk. 788 00:51:36,742 --> 00:51:39,040 Anyway you're not going to believe what I just found. 789 00:51:39,042 --> 00:51:40,040 What? 790 00:51:40,042 --> 00:51:41,840 A spaceship. 791 00:51:41,842 --> 00:51:44,173 Have we started drinking a little early? 792 00:51:44,175 --> 00:51:45,473 I'm serious. 793 00:51:45,475 --> 00:51:46,806 - What? - I'll show you. 794 00:51:46,808 --> 00:51:47,973 Oh, oh. 795 00:51:47,975 --> 00:51:49,473 It's right over in the field. 796 00:51:49,475 --> 00:51:51,440 The spaceship, his, "hey you all, the spaceship." 797 00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:52,440 It's the spaceship. 798 00:51:52,442 --> 00:51:54,973 - Oh. - The spaceship. 799 00:51:54,975 --> 00:51:57,173 We gotta go find a bathroom. 800 00:51:57,175 --> 00:51:59,573 - I'll go, hey I'll go. - We'll see you later. 801 00:51:59,575 --> 00:52:00,442 I'll go. 802 00:52:09,842 --> 00:52:11,806 See I told you. 803 00:52:11,808 --> 00:52:13,006 That can't be real. 804 00:52:13,008 --> 00:52:14,206 I don't think so. 805 00:52:14,208 --> 00:52:15,740 There's this chick at our place, Serena, 806 00:52:15,742 --> 00:52:17,673 she was sent from another planet. 807 00:52:17,675 --> 00:52:19,006 You think I'm crazy don't you? 808 00:52:19,008 --> 00:52:20,473 No. 809 00:52:20,475 --> 00:52:22,873 'Cause it's true, you'll meet her. 810 00:52:22,875 --> 00:52:24,773 Okay, well I'm a little disappointed then 811 00:52:24,775 --> 00:52:28,106 because I thought you lured me here to take advantage of me 812 00:52:28,108 --> 00:52:30,506 and now I see there's a real ship. 813 00:52:30,508 --> 00:52:31,773 Well I mean the spaceship 814 00:52:31,775 --> 00:52:34,473 was the one thing I wanted to show you. 815 00:52:34,475 --> 00:52:37,708 Oh really well let's go check it out. 816 00:52:38,775 --> 00:52:41,042 (thudding) 817 00:52:51,942 --> 00:52:53,906 How did you know how to get in here? 818 00:52:53,908 --> 00:52:57,873 I just hit the side of the door and it opened up. 819 00:52:57,875 --> 00:53:02,042 Well, since we're here maybe we should make the most of it. 820 00:53:03,775 --> 00:53:05,706 I like that idea. 821 00:53:05,708 --> 00:53:09,042 (electronic dance music) 822 00:53:16,142 --> 00:53:16,975 Uh-huh. 823 00:53:24,675 --> 00:53:28,608 (suspenseful orchestral music) 824 00:53:54,542 --> 00:53:56,240 - Hi y'all. - Hola. 825 00:53:56,242 --> 00:53:57,440 (laughing) 826 00:53:57,442 --> 00:53:58,442 Hey girls. 827 00:54:00,308 --> 00:54:02,306 Have you guys seen Tina? 828 00:54:02,308 --> 00:54:04,440 My guess is she's just finishing up with lunch. 829 00:54:04,442 --> 00:54:06,840 (laughing) Sausage I believe. 830 00:54:06,842 --> 00:54:08,673 That would be my guess. 831 00:54:08,675 --> 00:54:11,806 Oh well I hope we see her soon. 832 00:54:11,808 --> 00:54:13,273 That's a good chance. 833 00:54:13,275 --> 00:54:15,275 Chances are excellent. 834 00:54:18,108 --> 00:54:20,140 Cin, introduce us to your friend. 835 00:54:20,142 --> 00:54:22,673 This is Serena, she's from... 836 00:54:22,675 --> 00:54:26,473 Deltron, the third planet in the first galaxy. 837 00:54:26,475 --> 00:54:28,440 It's outside our universe. 838 00:54:28,442 --> 00:54:29,773 She's been sent here. 839 00:54:29,775 --> 00:54:30,873 That's nice. 840 00:54:30,875 --> 00:54:32,106 Wow. 841 00:54:32,108 --> 00:54:33,473 Ted did you get in on any of this action? 842 00:54:33,475 --> 00:54:37,506 Oh yeah, she's unbelievable and that's no joke. 843 00:54:37,508 --> 00:54:40,440 I really do not understand this joking. 844 00:54:40,442 --> 00:54:44,542 Oh, that's okay, you're perfect just the way you are. 845 00:54:45,742 --> 00:54:47,573 Thank you Earthling Ted. 846 00:54:47,575 --> 00:54:48,840 (laughing) 847 00:54:48,842 --> 00:54:50,506 Isn't she adorable, I mean I'm Earthling Ted, 848 00:54:50,508 --> 00:54:51,640 isn't that great? 849 00:54:51,642 --> 00:54:53,906 Anyway, anyone want a drink? 850 00:54:53,908 --> 00:54:55,706 - No I'm good. - No thanks. 851 00:54:55,708 --> 00:54:57,442 - No? - No thank you. 852 00:55:02,575 --> 00:55:05,806 So Cin did you get in on any of this Ted action? 853 00:55:05,808 --> 00:55:08,708 Yeah we had an amazing three way. 854 00:55:10,242 --> 00:55:12,673 So what about Ted? 855 00:55:12,675 --> 00:55:16,673 Well if you're asking me what I think you're asking me 856 00:55:16,675 --> 00:55:19,673 Mark and Ted they're a lot a like. 857 00:55:19,675 --> 00:55:22,640 Ted is more like his big brother. 858 00:55:22,642 --> 00:55:24,106 That's all I need to hear. 859 00:55:24,108 --> 00:55:27,140 Hey Ted I think I'll take one of those drinks after all. 860 00:55:27,142 --> 00:55:29,442 (laughing) 861 00:55:35,808 --> 00:55:36,642 Hey. 862 00:55:38,442 --> 00:55:39,208 Hey. 863 00:55:41,675 --> 00:55:43,473 Did you say you wanted a drink? 864 00:55:43,475 --> 00:55:45,006 Yeah I did, please. 865 00:55:45,008 --> 00:55:46,175 Here you go. 866 00:55:49,075 --> 00:55:51,840 I think you know what I actually really meant. 867 00:55:51,842 --> 00:55:54,742 Oh, you want, you wanted a drink. 868 00:55:56,242 --> 00:55:57,075 Yeah. 869 00:55:59,308 --> 00:56:00,473 Oh. 870 00:56:00,475 --> 00:56:02,806 [Man] Target reaches coordinates. 871 00:56:02,808 --> 00:56:04,742 - Three, two, one. - Fire. 872 00:56:07,275 --> 00:56:10,542 (electronic whooshing) 873 00:56:12,742 --> 00:56:15,008 (rumbling) 874 00:56:24,308 --> 00:56:26,808 It's trying to get away, fire. 875 00:56:28,608 --> 00:56:30,673 (whooshing) 876 00:56:30,675 --> 00:56:34,842 How about that eh? Yeah. (laughing) 877 00:56:37,508 --> 00:56:38,342 On target. 878 00:56:42,942 --> 00:56:47,108 [Man] Damage to drive section, reactor water tank empty. 879 00:56:48,642 --> 00:56:51,442 (dramatic music) 880 00:57:07,608 --> 00:57:10,740 Hey honey look who I ran into. 881 00:57:10,742 --> 00:57:12,440 Right. 882 00:57:12,442 --> 00:57:16,475 Anyway guess what I found, Serena's space ship. 883 00:57:17,675 --> 00:57:19,473 You didn't destroy it did you? 884 00:57:19,475 --> 00:57:21,006 Of course not. 885 00:57:21,008 --> 00:57:24,473 Good because I must leave in less than 24 Earth hours. 886 00:57:24,475 --> 00:57:26,640 But we were just getting to know you. 887 00:57:26,642 --> 00:57:30,973 Mark if the alien chick says she has to go 888 00:57:30,975 --> 00:57:32,306 she has to go. 889 00:57:32,308 --> 00:57:34,440 But we were having so much fun together. 890 00:57:34,442 --> 00:57:37,606 I think we've been having a little too much fun 891 00:57:37,608 --> 00:57:39,906 if you catch my drift. 892 00:57:39,908 --> 00:57:41,106 (laughing) 893 00:57:41,108 --> 00:57:43,440 Sounds like someone's jealous. 894 00:57:43,442 --> 00:57:44,208 Jealous? 895 00:57:45,042 --> 00:57:47,573 I have these puppies. 896 00:57:47,575 --> 00:57:51,306 Do I look like I need to be jealous? 897 00:57:51,308 --> 00:57:52,140 Ooh. 898 00:57:52,142 --> 00:57:55,273 (whistling) 899 00:57:55,275 --> 00:57:58,275 [Cindy] Damn straight girlfriend. 900 00:58:01,575 --> 00:58:04,340 Allie just let her go, just let her cool off. 901 00:58:04,342 --> 00:58:06,773 When she gets like this, best thing is let her cool off. 902 00:58:06,775 --> 00:58:10,608 Well I just want to make sure she's alright. 903 00:58:15,308 --> 00:58:17,840 Wow that must have been some drink. (laughing) 904 00:58:17,842 --> 00:58:20,808 Looks like Ted slipped you a mickey. 905 00:58:22,875 --> 00:58:24,640 Oh hi everybody. 906 00:58:24,642 --> 00:58:26,073 Who's the hot chick? 907 00:58:26,075 --> 00:58:29,306 Tell her, better yet show her your little trick. 908 00:58:29,308 --> 00:58:30,706 As you wish. 909 00:58:30,708 --> 00:58:34,706 [Woman] Oh my god how did you do that? 910 00:58:34,708 --> 00:58:37,442 (dramatic music) 911 00:58:43,275 --> 00:58:45,606 I think maybe you're overreacting Cin. 912 00:58:45,608 --> 00:58:47,540 Either way that space girl's leaving soon 913 00:58:47,542 --> 00:58:49,340 and you won't have to ever deal with her. 914 00:58:49,342 --> 00:58:51,806 I'm not worried about that Allie. 915 00:58:51,808 --> 00:58:54,640 Mark and I we're in an open relationship. 916 00:58:54,642 --> 00:58:55,773 That's good. 917 00:58:55,775 --> 00:58:58,440 No it's not, I hate it. 918 00:58:58,442 --> 00:59:00,706 The only reason why I went along with it 919 00:59:00,708 --> 00:59:03,106 is because that's what Mark wanted. 920 00:59:03,108 --> 00:59:05,708 Didn't you screw Ted earlier? 921 00:59:07,075 --> 00:59:10,242 Sometimes it does have its benefits. 922 00:59:11,108 --> 00:59:13,542 You mean like now? 923 00:59:23,842 --> 00:59:25,673 Now I'd like to play a game 924 00:59:25,675 --> 00:59:27,206 that we play on my planet 925 00:59:27,208 --> 00:59:30,206 that I believe all you Earthlings know 926 00:59:30,208 --> 00:59:32,108 called spin the bottle. 927 00:59:34,875 --> 00:59:36,840 - Oh me? - Mmhmm. 928 00:59:36,842 --> 00:59:40,508 Why would you want me to spin your bottle? 929 00:59:42,542 --> 00:59:45,775 (mysterious whooshing) 930 00:59:47,308 --> 00:59:49,575 Ted you have kiss Serena. 931 00:59:51,608 --> 00:59:55,042 Damn, I mean that's it, I mean, I mean. 932 00:59:57,575 --> 00:59:58,975 - Hey guys. - Hey. 933 01:00:00,842 --> 01:00:01,973 Can we play? 934 01:00:01,975 --> 01:00:02,973 - Oh yeah. - Yeah of course, 935 01:00:02,975 --> 01:00:04,340 more the merrier. 936 01:00:04,342 --> 01:00:07,008 Yeah, can I get the next spin? 937 01:00:13,375 --> 01:00:16,906 (explosion booming) 938 01:00:16,908 --> 01:00:20,006 Caller's base communicates a strong explosion 939 01:00:20,008 --> 01:00:23,406 in the sector H, F, two, oh, three 940 01:00:23,408 --> 01:00:26,406 and the zone is not isolated any longer. 941 01:00:26,408 --> 01:00:29,473 The radar sentries report that no flying objects 942 01:00:29,475 --> 01:00:33,140 have left Earth's orbit while an aviation scout 943 01:00:33,142 --> 01:00:36,873 has seen large metal segments scattered here and there 944 01:00:36,875 --> 01:00:38,308 on the ice field. 945 01:00:51,575 --> 01:00:54,440 I'm afraid I must go now Earthling Mark. 946 01:00:54,442 --> 01:00:57,506 My time's not up here but I've learned all I need to know. 947 01:00:57,508 --> 01:01:00,006 Do you really have to go? 948 01:01:00,008 --> 01:01:02,573 The fate of my people depends on it. 949 01:01:02,575 --> 01:01:06,173 Well I hope your stay here helped you a little bit. 950 01:01:06,175 --> 01:01:08,073 It most definitely has. 951 01:01:08,075 --> 01:01:09,273 Oh good. 952 01:01:09,275 --> 01:01:10,206 Maybe you can teach the Deltron men 953 01:01:10,208 --> 01:01:11,573 whatever they need to learn 954 01:01:11,575 --> 01:01:13,440 so that you can save your civilization. 955 01:01:13,442 --> 01:01:16,940 Oh there are no men on Deltron, only women. 956 01:01:16,942 --> 01:01:18,206 Only women? 957 01:01:18,208 --> 01:01:19,506 Yes Earthling Mark. 958 01:01:19,508 --> 01:01:21,906 Do they look like you? 959 01:01:21,908 --> 01:01:22,806 Oh no. 960 01:01:22,808 --> 01:01:24,273 Oh. 961 01:01:24,275 --> 01:01:26,273 Oh they are much more beautiful than I am. 962 01:01:26,275 --> 01:01:27,273 Is that right? 963 01:01:27,275 --> 01:01:28,473 Yes. 964 01:01:28,475 --> 01:01:29,606 Do you know you never really showed me 965 01:01:29,608 --> 01:01:32,040 the inside of your spaceship. 966 01:01:32,042 --> 01:01:33,573 Would you like to see it? 967 01:01:33,575 --> 01:01:34,742 I'd love to. 968 01:01:42,442 --> 01:01:45,275 (electronic music) 969 01:01:50,875 --> 01:01:51,708 Nice. 970 01:01:52,875 --> 01:01:56,173 So my only question is do we have sex here 971 01:01:56,175 --> 01:01:58,342 or on our way to Deltron? 972 01:02:08,075 --> 01:02:11,873 [Man] Message received, over and out. 973 01:02:11,875 --> 01:02:14,442 (dance music) 974 01:02:14,444 --> 01:02:19,444 Subtitles by explosiveskull