1 00:00:06,083 --> 00:00:08,041 {n8}I've been preparing our next attempt. 2 00:00:08,125 --> 00:00:09,958 {n8} - Transgressor animalus. - No! 3 00:00:10,041 --> 00:00:11,583 {n8}You are being poisoned. 4 00:00:11,666 --> 00:00:13,101 - How bad is it? - Catastrophic. 5 00:00:13,125 --> 00:00:15,041 We must move you to the North Turret. 6 00:00:15,125 --> 00:00:16,851 He must have fallen trying to escape. 7 00:00:16,875 --> 00:00:18,601 Why do we need a body? You have the Will? 8 00:00:18,625 --> 00:00:20,500 - Of course I have the Will. - It names me? 9 00:00:20,583 --> 00:00:21,958 Find Lady Jane Grey 10 00:00:22,041 --> 00:00:23,833 and her drunken spouse. Kill them. 11 00:00:23,916 --> 00:00:27,958 Do you know the punishment for Ethian-Verity intermarriage? 12 00:00:28,041 --> 00:00:29,583 If I tell anyone, we're all dead. 13 00:00:29,666 --> 00:00:31,517 Now, nice and steady. 14 00:00:31,541 --> 00:00:34,041 You'll make a cracking Kingsland Guard, Hodgkins. 15 00:00:34,125 --> 00:00:35,875 Like this, Mr. Phillips. 16 00:00:40,791 --> 00:00:41,791 I want a divorce. 17 00:00:42,666 --> 00:00:45,875 I must confess something dreadful. Edward is already dead. 18 00:00:45,958 --> 00:00:47,250 That makes you Queen. 19 00:00:47,333 --> 00:00:49,166 Yes, I shall be. 20 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:50,601 Those men we bested were Kingsland Guards. 21 00:00:51,541 --> 00:00:53,392 They were looking for us. Why would they want to kill us? 22 00:00:53,416 --> 00:00:55,125 Lord Seymour, the King's Will. 23 00:00:55,208 --> 00:00:57,791 I have King Edward's Will. 24 00:00:57,875 --> 00:01:00,375 His Majesty named you heir to the crown. 25 00:01:00,458 --> 00:01:02,916 Long live Queen Jane. 26 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:29,666 ♪ Oh, let the sun beat down upon my face ♪ 27 00:01:30,708 --> 00:01:34,291 ♪ With stars to fill my dreams ♪ 28 00:01:34,375 --> 00:01:39,500 ♪ I am a traveler of both time and space ♪ 29 00:01:39,583 --> 00:01:44,250 ♪ To be where I have been... 30 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:48,333 Behold, England's new monarch, 31 00:01:48,416 --> 00:01:50,375 Queen Jane Grey... 32 00:01:51,416 --> 00:01:53,916 ...and her consort Guildford Dudley. 33 00:01:55,083 --> 00:01:58,541 Is this a dream come true for our reluctant couple? 34 00:01:58,625 --> 00:02:01,041 Or a nightmare incarnate? 35 00:02:02,583 --> 00:02:04,958 I'm sure everything will work out... 36 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:06,708 just fine. 37 00:02:17,666 --> 00:02:19,333 Your Majesty. 38 00:02:19,416 --> 00:02:21,250 - Your Majesty. - Your Majesty. 39 00:02:21,333 --> 00:02:23,916 - Your Majesty. - Your Majesty. 40 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,375 Your Majesty. 41 00:02:27,375 --> 00:02:29,375 - Your Majesty. - Your Majesty. 42 00:02:29,458 --> 00:02:30,625 Your Majesty. 43 00:02:30,708 --> 00:02:32,916 - Your Majesty. - Your Majesty. 44 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:34,750 - Your Majesty. - Your Majesty. 45 00:02:34,833 --> 00:02:36,625 Your Majesty. 46 00:02:37,625 --> 00:02:39,541 - Your Majesty. - Your Majesty. 47 00:02:40,625 --> 00:02:42,625 - Your Majesty. - Your Majesty. 48 00:02:44,708 --> 00:02:47,333 - Your Majesty. - Your Majesty. 49 00:02:47,416 --> 00:02:49,666 Must I call you Your Majesty? 50 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:52,083 No. You call me Jane. 51 00:02:52,166 --> 00:02:53,166 Nothing's changed. 52 00:02:53,208 --> 00:02:54,541 Everything's changed. 53 00:02:54,625 --> 00:02:58,416 From now on, we address her as Your Royal Majesty... 54 00:03:00,625 --> 00:03:02,458 Queen of England. 55 00:03:04,125 --> 00:03:05,958 Your Royal Majesty. 56 00:03:06,041 --> 00:03:08,375 Jane has been in shock for hours. 57 00:03:08,458 --> 00:03:13,125 But her mother showing this level of respect and deference is, frankly... 58 00:03:13,208 --> 00:03:14,958 fucking bonkers. 59 00:03:19,791 --> 00:03:21,958 How could you give her the crown? 60 00:03:22,041 --> 00:03:24,458 You said you had the Will. You said it named me. 61 00:03:24,541 --> 00:03:26,291 I said I had a Will. 62 00:03:26,375 --> 00:03:27,495 Look, I will look into this. 63 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:29,875 Oh. 64 00:03:30,875 --> 00:03:33,750 Daddy's robe looks breathtaking. 65 00:03:33,833 --> 00:03:35,416 I was Daddy's firstborn. 66 00:03:35,500 --> 00:03:37,291 It should have been me before Edward. 67 00:03:38,375 --> 00:03:40,833 And now a girl is finally on the Throne... 68 00:03:42,083 --> 00:03:44,916 ...and it's Jane sodding Grey. 69 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,333 Even her name is boring. 70 00:03:46,416 --> 00:03:47,541 Mm. 71 00:03:49,375 --> 00:03:52,750 I'll simply have to kill her myself. 72 00:03:52,833 --> 00:03:54,458 Really? 73 00:03:54,541 --> 00:03:55,666 How? 74 00:03:55,750 --> 00:03:58,208 - Care to share? - No. 75 00:03:58,291 --> 00:04:00,458 - No. You'll just cock it all up again. - Oh, please. 76 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:02,416 Please, Mary, don't shut me out. 77 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:05,333 Oh. I shall spy on them. 78 00:04:05,416 --> 00:04:09,208 Everyone has secrets. Then we'll turn the country against them. 79 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:12,333 - Oh, my love. - Oh. 80 00:04:12,416 --> 00:04:16,208 Soon, I shall take my rightful place on the Throne 81 00:04:16,250 --> 00:04:18,375 with you as my King. 82 00:04:18,458 --> 00:04:22,250 And our purebred Verity children will rule for a thousand years. 83 00:04:22,333 --> 00:04:24,083 - Yeah. - Yeah. 84 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:27,708 Mm! 85 00:04:27,791 --> 00:04:29,833 - Give me the key to your zoo. - What? 86 00:04:29,916 --> 00:04:31,750 Key! Zoo! 87 00:04:31,833 --> 00:04:32,708 Now! 88 00:04:41,833 --> 00:04:43,416 Her Majesty awakens. 89 00:04:48,166 --> 00:04:49,250 Am I...? 90 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,250 Is this Edward's bed? 91 00:04:56,666 --> 00:04:57,875 And his robe? 92 00:04:57,958 --> 00:04:59,625 It's yours now, 93 00:04:59,708 --> 00:05:00,708 Your Majesty. 94 00:05:00,791 --> 00:05:02,666 Hmm. 95 00:05:03,791 --> 00:05:05,333 I think I might be sick. 96 00:05:05,416 --> 00:05:08,375 Everybody out! Out! Go! 97 00:05:11,875 --> 00:05:15,416 Grief doesn't hit you all at once. 98 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:17,208 It comes in waves. 99 00:05:17,291 --> 00:05:21,500 Like the world's most lugubrious hangover. 100 00:05:23,875 --> 00:05:25,500 How could he do this to me? 101 00:05:27,875 --> 00:05:29,875 Without even warning me? It's so typical. 102 00:05:31,125 --> 00:05:32,750 Why would Edward name me? 103 00:05:34,375 --> 00:05:35,875 If I may say... 104 00:05:37,041 --> 00:05:40,333 His Majesty always held you in the highest esteem. 105 00:05:40,416 --> 00:05:42,958 I loved him, too. 106 00:05:43,041 --> 00:05:47,750 I only wish I had been with him at the end... to offer comfort. 107 00:05:47,833 --> 00:05:52,666 Th-The messenger told me that he threw himself out of a window. 108 00:05:52,750 --> 00:05:54,583 Is that true? 109 00:05:56,833 --> 00:05:59,625 They say he was in the final throes 110 00:05:59,708 --> 00:06:01,333 of a poison-induced delirium. 111 00:06:02,333 --> 00:06:07,208 Apparently, Lord Dudley had been slowly poisoning him for some time. 112 00:06:07,291 --> 00:06:08,833 Do you jest? 113 00:06:08,916 --> 00:06:11,541 Rarely. 114 00:06:11,625 --> 00:06:14,541 Lord Dudley has been imprisoned for the King's murder. 115 00:06:14,625 --> 00:06:16,000 Uh, you... 116 00:06:16,083 --> 00:06:17,541 said that you were not there... 117 00:06:18,541 --> 00:06:19,833 ...at the end. Why is that? 118 00:06:21,416 --> 00:06:25,458 He wished to be alone in the North Turret. 119 00:06:25,541 --> 00:06:28,625 Wh... Edward chose to subject himself 120 00:06:28,708 --> 00:06:32,208 to the freezing damp of the North Turret? 121 00:06:33,833 --> 00:06:35,500 No, I don't believe it. 122 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,958 Neither do I. 123 00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:49,000 Can the murderer truly be her father-in-law? 124 00:06:49,083 --> 00:06:51,250 The idea is flabbergasting. 125 00:06:51,333 --> 00:06:54,166 But if not him, then who? 126 00:06:54,250 --> 00:06:55,750 I mean, whom? 127 00:06:55,833 --> 00:06:58,333 I mean... who? 128 00:07:29,083 --> 00:07:31,291 Guildford. 129 00:07:31,375 --> 00:07:32,750 Are you all right? 130 00:07:34,416 --> 00:07:36,208 Eh, you know. 131 00:07:36,291 --> 00:07:37,291 You? 132 00:07:37,375 --> 00:07:38,458 Oh... 133 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:39,541 you know. 134 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:41,625 This is as close as the English ever get 135 00:07:41,708 --> 00:07:45,208 to admitting emotional turmoil. 136 00:07:45,291 --> 00:07:47,000 Sorry, I was delayed. I... 137 00:07:47,083 --> 00:07:49,291 You went to see your father. 138 00:07:49,375 --> 00:07:51,333 He swears he's innocent. 139 00:07:52,375 --> 00:07:53,875 Do you think he's innocent? 140 00:07:53,958 --> 00:07:57,541 My dad once banished the Duke of Coventry to Ireland 141 00:07:57,625 --> 00:07:59,458 in order to steal his lace-maker. 142 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:04,291 He's a conniving bastard, but he's not a murderer. 143 00:08:04,375 --> 00:08:06,500 Jane, I promise you. 144 00:08:06,583 --> 00:08:08,125 Well, someone is. 145 00:08:08,208 --> 00:08:10,833 Whoever killed Edward tried to kill us, too. 146 00:08:13,625 --> 00:08:16,041 I must find who did this. I owe him that. 147 00:08:16,125 --> 00:08:17,500 We will. 148 00:08:18,958 --> 00:08:20,416 It's almost dawn. 149 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,541 I wish you could stay. 150 00:08:23,875 --> 00:08:25,000 Vulnerability... 151 00:08:27,083 --> 00:08:29,416 ...from the indomitable Jane Grey? 152 00:08:30,458 --> 00:08:35,250 Sensitivity from the unconscionable Guildford Dudley? 153 00:08:41,333 --> 00:08:42,958 We can't do this. 154 00:08:43,041 --> 00:08:44,833 I know. 155 00:08:47,958 --> 00:08:49,750 We must both be very careful, Jane. 156 00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:51,708 This place isn't safe. 157 00:09:05,416 --> 00:09:07,291 Wake up! 158 00:09:07,375 --> 00:09:08,916 Rise and shine! 159 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,833 First day as Queen! 160 00:09:10,916 --> 00:09:13,375 Come on, your Kingdom awaits! 161 00:09:13,458 --> 00:09:15,333 Good morning, Mother. 162 00:09:15,416 --> 00:09:16,416 Charles. 163 00:09:20,583 --> 00:09:21,666 Whoa! 164 00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:23,208 Jane is so lucky. 165 00:09:25,291 --> 00:09:26,916 Mother, is this really important? 166 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,333 I'm fine in my old clothes. 167 00:09:28,416 --> 00:09:30,666 No, you are not, you are Queen. 168 00:09:30,750 --> 00:09:34,125 If you don't act like a monarch, the people won't accept you as one. 169 00:09:34,208 --> 00:09:37,333 King Henry was so resplendent with jewels 170 00:09:37,416 --> 00:09:39,083 that he actually glowed. 171 00:09:39,166 --> 00:09:41,291 Don't you want to glow? 172 00:09:41,375 --> 00:09:42,708 Fine. 173 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:44,041 The green one, please. 174 00:09:45,750 --> 00:09:47,208 Boop. 175 00:09:47,291 --> 00:09:51,833 We're about to embark on a coronation extravaganza. 176 00:09:51,916 --> 00:09:54,541 Banquets, pageants, tournaments... 177 00:09:54,625 --> 00:09:56,333 I'm ordering new anointment oil 178 00:09:56,416 --> 00:09:58,208 and having the rod and scepter polished. 179 00:09:58,291 --> 00:10:00,250 Not too much, not till they're slippery. 180 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,708 But they'll jolly well sparkle. 181 00:10:01,791 --> 00:10:02,791 Wonderful. 182 00:10:02,875 --> 00:10:03,875 This is divine. 183 00:10:04,666 --> 00:10:06,208 Why are you wearing a wedding ring? 184 00:10:06,291 --> 00:10:08,875 Mommy made her marry Leicester. 185 00:10:08,958 --> 00:10:10,708 What?! 186 00:10:10,791 --> 00:10:12,000 You are unbelievable. 187 00:10:12,083 --> 00:10:13,791 - He died. I'm fine. - He died. She's fine! 188 00:10:13,875 --> 00:10:16,875 And before you embark on a predictably indignant speech, 189 00:10:16,958 --> 00:10:18,416 consider this. 190 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:21,500 Thanks to me, we are rich, safe, and happy, so... 191 00:10:21,583 --> 00:10:23,041 Will this take very much longer? 192 00:10:23,125 --> 00:10:24,750 I must speak to the Privy Council. 193 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,125 About Lord Dudley? 194 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,458 Guildford thinks his father is innocent. 195 00:10:28,541 --> 00:10:31,208 The Dudleys always think their fathers are innocent. 196 00:10:31,291 --> 00:10:33,625 They never are, and they're always executed. 197 00:10:33,708 --> 00:10:36,291 Edward wouldn't want an innocent man executed on his behalf. 198 00:10:36,375 --> 00:10:37,583 I have to get ready. 199 00:10:37,666 --> 00:10:39,583 - Jane, can I give you some advice? - No. 200 00:10:39,666 --> 00:10:42,791 From now on you must be calm, in control, and, above all, regal. 201 00:10:42,875 --> 00:10:46,958 Margaret of Anjou had a saying, "Live in the now." 202 00:10:47,041 --> 00:10:49,934 Her husband suffered bouts of insanity, and I can't see how it served her, 203 00:10:49,958 --> 00:10:51,583 but somehow it did. 204 00:10:51,666 --> 00:10:53,208 Point is, you are Queen. 205 00:10:53,291 --> 00:10:54,833 Act like it. 206 00:10:54,916 --> 00:10:56,416 I intend to. 207 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:58,541 Uh-uh, Katherine, that's not for you, no. 208 00:11:01,041 --> 00:11:04,625 I want a bowl of Codling apples, 209 00:11:04,708 --> 00:11:07,083 fresh every day, and no brown spots ever. 210 00:11:08,083 --> 00:11:11,375 I want the best Spanish claret for breakfast 211 00:11:11,458 --> 00:11:14,333 and the most excellent Rhenish for lunch. 212 00:11:14,416 --> 00:11:15,666 Ah, here we are! 213 00:11:18,416 --> 00:11:20,458 The door won't open itself. 214 00:11:29,666 --> 00:11:30,666 Yes. 215 00:11:31,708 --> 00:11:33,750 Yes, I can tolerate this. 216 00:11:33,833 --> 00:11:35,750 Now, go on, get out, get out, get out. 217 00:11:39,458 --> 00:11:40,458 Made it. 218 00:11:40,541 --> 00:11:43,791 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 219 00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:46,750 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 220 00:11:46,833 --> 00:11:49,458 ♪ Ah, ah, ah... 221 00:11:49,541 --> 00:11:52,375 Jane wants to appear regal. 222 00:11:52,458 --> 00:11:54,083 But come on. 223 00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:56,125 Look at these tools. 224 00:11:56,208 --> 00:11:58,250 Innocent, I am. 225 00:11:58,333 --> 00:12:00,916 On bended knee, imploring Your Majesty 226 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,125 - in agony. - That syntax is agony. 227 00:12:04,208 --> 00:12:07,833 Don't scowl at me, you sniveling muck-spout. 228 00:12:07,916 --> 00:12:10,875 - From this angle, I can see up your nose. - Dudley. 229 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,750 The Tofana was in your pocket. 230 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,583 Explain it to me. 231 00:12:15,666 --> 00:12:16,958 That's an order. 232 00:12:17,041 --> 00:12:19,125 Do you honestly think... 233 00:12:19,208 --> 00:12:20,916 that I... would ruin... 234 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,583 a Venetian velvet cloak 235 00:12:23,666 --> 00:12:25,375 by stretching out the pocket 236 00:12:25,458 --> 00:12:27,458 with a leaden poisoner's box? 237 00:12:27,541 --> 00:12:28,583 I mean... 238 00:12:28,666 --> 00:12:30,500 Then how did it get there? Tell me. 239 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,041 Your Majesty, please focus on the facts. 240 00:12:33,125 --> 00:12:35,541 You were clearly oblivious to his plotting, 241 00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:37,458 but as a direct result of the King's death, 242 00:12:37,541 --> 00:12:40,250 Lord Dudley's progeny will take the Throne. 243 00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:42,458 Ipso facto. 244 00:12:42,541 --> 00:12:44,208 He had the means, 245 00:12:44,291 --> 00:12:45,958 the motive, 246 00:12:46,041 --> 00:12:48,583 and as Royal Counselor, the opportunity. 247 00:12:48,666 --> 00:12:50,500 And I have a witness. 248 00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:51,833 What witness? 249 00:12:51,916 --> 00:12:52,916 What witness? 250 00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:54,666 Why, a cook. 251 00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:55,833 A cook? 252 00:12:55,916 --> 00:12:58,833 Who saw Lord Dudley administer said poison. 253 00:12:58,916 --> 00:13:01,833 Lies. Lies. Lies! 254 00:13:03,041 --> 00:13:04,416 Aah! 255 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:05,500 You fool! 256 00:13:05,583 --> 00:13:08,208 Like many leaders before and since, 257 00:13:08,291 --> 00:13:10,083 Jane is realizing... 258 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:13,708 ...she has inherited a troubled administration... 259 00:13:13,791 --> 00:13:14,791 Charles. 260 00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:16,333 ...in a divided Kingdom. 261 00:13:17,416 --> 00:13:19,666 - Otherwise known as... - Charles. 262 00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:21,250 ...a shitshow. 263 00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:23,500 Find me that cook. 264 00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:30,250 {n8}And you're quite sure it was the day before the Feast of All Saints? 265 00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:31,750 Course. 266 00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:33,559 I'd had a long day on my feet in the kitchens, 267 00:13:33,583 --> 00:13:36,125 and I got a nosebleed that night, 268 00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:37,728 so I went down to get a pinch of bread 269 00:13:37,791 --> 00:13:39,416 to plug up the blood. 270 00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:41,125 You know, works a treat. 271 00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:42,666 Then I saw that scoundrel. 272 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:43,916 Lord Dudley. 273 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,583 That's right. Him. 274 00:13:45,666 --> 00:13:48,333 Sprinkling a powder on His Majesty's pottage... 275 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:51,416 Bring me the Palace ledger. 276 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,583 How did you know that it was poison? 277 00:13:55,666 --> 00:13:57,375 Did you see it? 278 00:13:58,416 --> 00:14:00,041 Uh, yes. I... 279 00:14:00,125 --> 00:14:01,625 He had it in a bowl. 280 00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:04,083 What kind of bowl? 281 00:14:04,166 --> 00:14:05,791 A golden one? 282 00:14:05,875 --> 00:14:07,500 Yeah! Shiny. 283 00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:10,000 A golden bowl. Not a box? 284 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,291 Yes. Yes! 285 00:14:11,375 --> 00:14:12,708 Just... 286 00:14:12,791 --> 00:14:15,333 from the East. 287 00:14:15,416 --> 00:14:16,791 Oh, the East? 288 00:14:16,875 --> 00:14:17,916 Cathay? 289 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,541 Well, East... Norwich. 290 00:14:22,666 --> 00:14:23,726 Lovely there this time of y... 291 00:14:23,750 --> 00:14:25,601 Have all Your Majesty's questions been satisfied? 292 00:14:25,625 --> 00:14:26,865 Hmm. 293 00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:31,000 - Thank you for your time. - Uh, of course, Your Majesty. 294 00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:32,375 Just one more thing. 295 00:14:33,833 --> 00:14:36,375 This Palace ledger says you weren't working that day at all. 296 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:37,750 Uh... 297 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:39,708 I... uh, well... 298 00:14:39,791 --> 00:14:41,750 The... the scoundrel... 299 00:14:41,833 --> 00:14:43,375 and the... the... 300 00:14:43,458 --> 00:14:45,041 - the powder! - You're lying. 301 00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:46,375 And you aren't even good at it. 302 00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:48,875 Release Lord Dudley immediately. 303 00:14:48,958 --> 00:14:50,375 Why did you do this? 304 00:14:50,458 --> 00:14:52,625 Were you forced or bribed? 305 00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:54,916 Answer me! 306 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,666 And I will remind you that the punishment for bearing false witness 307 00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:00,666 is the removal of one's eyeballs. 308 00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:03,083 - With a spoon. - I... 309 00:15:03,166 --> 00:15:05,583 Forced or bribed? 310 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,291 Tell me now. 311 00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:14,250 - After her! - Oi! 312 00:15:19,666 --> 00:15:21,250 Oh, gods. 313 00:15:22,625 --> 00:15:23,958 Beast! 314 00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:26,625 The cook was Ethian? 315 00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:29,291 Yeah, so I skewered her. 316 00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:30,958 You're welcome, Your Majesty. 317 00:15:31,041 --> 00:15:32,250 Seymour. 318 00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:33,958 You cannot just kill people. 319 00:15:34,041 --> 00:15:35,791 - That woman... - Not a woman. A beast. 320 00:15:35,875 --> 00:15:39,250 So! Dudley was indeed innocent. 321 00:15:39,333 --> 00:15:41,476 And the cook was the poisoner and made the whole thing up. 322 00:15:41,500 --> 00:15:43,291 Well done, you. 323 00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:55,666 Ugh. Gods, the stench. 324 00:15:57,458 --> 00:15:59,750 Nasty, nasty beasts. 325 00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:09,750 - It's that one. - Your Highness. 326 00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:19,000 I am offering you freedom and riches 327 00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:23,666 in return for a tiny favor. 328 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,833 If that interests you, 329 00:16:25,916 --> 00:16:27,958 get in the box. 330 00:16:28,041 --> 00:16:29,625 Or stay here 331 00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:32,666 and wait until Lord Seymour returns 332 00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:35,625 to plan his next experiment. 333 00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:37,208 Your choice. 334 00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,333 Relax. 335 00:16:43,416 --> 00:16:44,916 It's almost sunset. 336 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,333 You're safe in here. 337 00:16:46,416 --> 00:16:49,000 New stables, bigger than your old digs. 338 00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:52,083 But I've done my best to make 'em comfy, my Lord. 339 00:16:52,166 --> 00:16:55,375 Oi. Did you just call that horse "my Lord"? 340 00:16:58,458 --> 00:17:00,541 Lord Seymour. I, uh... 341 00:17:00,625 --> 00:17:02,166 I said Milo. 342 00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:03,625 His name is Milo. 343 00:17:03,708 --> 00:17:04,750 Run. 344 00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:09,083 Don't just let your steed wander around. 345 00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:10,875 Good gods, man. I'll tie him up. 346 00:17:11,916 --> 00:17:14,208 I heard that bastard Dudley 347 00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:16,583 dismissed the royal grooms from these stables. 348 00:17:16,666 --> 00:17:17,666 Why is that? 349 00:17:17,750 --> 00:17:21,333 Uh, the Dudley family have their own grooms. 350 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:23,625 And it was the Queen's orders, my Lord. 351 00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:27,166 Whose is this bed? 352 00:17:29,625 --> 00:17:32,500 And whose garments are these? 353 00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:35,041 - Mine, my Lord. - Hardly. 354 00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:36,416 This is velvet. 355 00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:40,583 Must be your master's. 356 00:17:40,666 --> 00:17:41,958 No. 357 00:17:42,041 --> 00:17:44,333 There's only one explanation for this. 358 00:17:50,625 --> 00:17:51,916 Her Majesty... 359 00:17:53,375 --> 00:17:57,833 ...has kicked Guildford Dudley out of her bed already. 360 00:17:57,916 --> 00:17:58,916 Uh... 361 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:00,833 Indeed, my Lord. 362 00:18:00,916 --> 00:18:02,625 Uh, may I show you out? 363 00:18:02,708 --> 00:18:04,541 Did you hear about the cook? 364 00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:09,291 I'll wager there are more beasts hiding all around this Palace. 365 00:18:09,375 --> 00:18:11,916 Perhaps you might tell me more as we walk. 366 00:18:14,958 --> 00:18:16,916 Ah! My sword. 367 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,541 I'd lose my head if it wasn't screwed on, honestly. 368 00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,833 Horses. 369 00:18:29,916 --> 00:18:32,166 Rats with hooves, really. 370 00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:47,916 I need a drink. 371 00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:54,125 Petunia? 372 00:18:54,208 --> 00:18:55,458 Petunia? 373 00:18:55,541 --> 00:18:56,750 Petunia, where are you? 374 00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:00,833 You took something that didn't belong to you, sister. 375 00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:04,208 Please don't hurt her. 376 00:19:04,291 --> 00:19:06,291 Do you think Seymour and I are fools? 377 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,333 Edward's Will. 378 00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,000 You stole it. 379 00:19:13,166 --> 00:19:14,833 Edward had a right to choose his heir. 380 00:19:14,916 --> 00:19:17,750 You sneaky little wench. 381 00:19:17,833 --> 00:19:20,250 Please. Let her go. 382 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:23,875 You care more about this mongrel than you do your own sister. 383 00:19:23,958 --> 00:19:25,333 No! Mary. 384 00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:26,708 Please. 385 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:28,625 Forgive me. I'm-I'm sorry. 386 00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:30,958 You must make it up to me. 387 00:19:31,041 --> 00:19:32,750 I-I-I will. 388 00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:33,875 I promise. 389 00:19:33,958 --> 00:19:36,041 See that box? 390 00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:38,500 What's inside? 391 00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:40,500 Never you mind about that. 392 00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:42,625 Place it next to Queen Jane. 393 00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:44,583 Tonight. 394 00:19:44,666 --> 00:19:46,833 Do not look inside. 395 00:19:46,916 --> 00:19:48,541 Do not tell a soul. 396 00:19:52,750 --> 00:19:54,166 Ah, ha! 397 00:19:54,250 --> 00:19:56,958 Surprise, surprise. Baroness Monteagle, 398 00:19:57,041 --> 00:19:59,625 or as I like to call her, mount-everything, 399 00:19:59,708 --> 00:20:02,875 has put herself forward to be a lady-in-waiting. 400 00:20:02,958 --> 00:20:04,958 Oh, can you please stop that infernal racket? 401 00:20:05,041 --> 00:20:06,625 Oh, Lady Somerset. 402 00:20:06,708 --> 00:20:09,375 If only Jane could enjoy sycophantic communiqués 403 00:20:09,458 --> 00:20:10,708 as much as Frances. 404 00:20:10,791 --> 00:20:12,291 - What time is it? - "Felicitations!" 405 00:20:12,375 --> 00:20:14,000 Well, that's quite a long word for her. 406 00:20:14,083 --> 00:20:16,500 You know what she called me when I married your father? 407 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:20,208 "A relentless and permanently dissatisfied schemer." 408 00:20:20,291 --> 00:20:22,458 Who's the schemer now, wench? 409 00:20:22,541 --> 00:20:24,750 Katherine and Margaret will be my ladies-in-waiting. 410 00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:26,000 Yes! Oh, please, can I? 411 00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:27,416 - Yes, that's fine. - And me? 412 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:29,750 Mmm, no. I have bigger plans for you. 413 00:20:33,708 --> 00:20:35,041 Your Majesty. 414 00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:36,500 Bess. 415 00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,625 I thought you might enjoy these. 416 00:20:38,708 --> 00:20:41,333 Books always make me feel at home. 417 00:20:41,416 --> 00:20:43,291 - Thank you, Bess. - You're welcome. 418 00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,833 Actually, wait. 419 00:20:44,916 --> 00:20:46,208 Please stay. 420 00:20:46,291 --> 00:20:48,083 Have a drink with me. 421 00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:51,541 We can toast to Edward and talk about life at Court. 422 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:53,958 I'd be delighted, Your Majesty. 423 00:20:55,375 --> 00:20:58,208 My brother was a shocking cheat at cards. 424 00:20:58,291 --> 00:20:59,642 Yes! And every time we caught him, 425 00:20:59,666 --> 00:21:02,458 he would just laugh and ask us to play again. 426 00:21:02,541 --> 00:21:05,666 It's hard to say no to family. 427 00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:09,041 Tell me, Bess, were Lord Seymour and Edward very close? 428 00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:11,916 I suppose one problem with being monarch, 429 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,666 apart from the questionable notion 430 00:21:14,750 --> 00:21:17,791 of divine right and inherited absolute power, 431 00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:20,208 is that loyalty cannot be taken for granted, 432 00:21:20,291 --> 00:21:21,833 even from Royal Counselors. 433 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:25,208 Bess, is... 434 00:21:25,291 --> 00:21:28,333 talking about Edward making you upset? 435 00:21:29,833 --> 00:21:31,583 I just miss him. 436 00:21:37,666 --> 00:21:39,708 I miss him, too. 437 00:21:39,791 --> 00:21:41,750 I'm glad you're here. 438 00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:43,291 And that he chose you. 439 00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,250 As to the subject of power, 440 00:21:46,333 --> 00:21:49,375 I always found Isidore of Seville's thoughts on the matter most enlightening. 441 00:21:49,458 --> 00:21:50,875 Oh. 442 00:21:50,958 --> 00:21:52,458 I must be off. 443 00:21:54,625 --> 00:21:55,666 Princess Bess. 444 00:21:56,875 --> 00:21:59,083 - Guildford. - Jane. 445 00:22:02,666 --> 00:22:03,708 Shall we? 446 00:22:07,916 --> 00:22:10,166 - Seymour's behind everything. - What? 447 00:22:10,250 --> 00:22:13,050 He poisoned Edward. I'm sure he sent those men to kill us in the woods. 448 00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:15,541 Do you have proof? 449 00:22:15,625 --> 00:22:17,291 Not yet. 450 00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:19,875 When I was questioning the witness, who's a Palace cook, 451 00:22:19,958 --> 00:22:22,500 she was looking at Seymour like she was terrified of him. 452 00:22:22,583 --> 00:22:24,583 And then she ran away and... 453 00:22:25,791 --> 00:22:27,208 ...she turned into an Ethian. 454 00:22:28,791 --> 00:22:30,416 And then they killed her. 455 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:31,541 Just like that. 456 00:22:31,625 --> 00:22:32,958 Like she was nothing. 457 00:22:38,208 --> 00:22:39,875 Jane, we need to talk. 458 00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:45,333 This is untenable. 459 00:22:45,416 --> 00:22:47,958 We need to discuss how our recent change in circumstance 460 00:22:48,041 --> 00:22:49,333 affects our arrangement. 461 00:22:49,416 --> 00:22:52,416 I still need a cure, and I presume you still want a divorce, so... 462 00:22:52,500 --> 00:22:54,000 it all comes down to this. 463 00:22:54,083 --> 00:22:55,708 Does our deal stand? 464 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,166 It does. 465 00:22:57,250 --> 00:22:58,791 But right now we have bigger problems. 466 00:22:58,875 --> 00:23:00,458 Jane. 467 00:23:00,541 --> 00:23:02,208 Every second I remain here, 468 00:23:02,291 --> 00:23:05,333 I'm a liability to you, to my father, and to myself. 469 00:23:05,416 --> 00:23:07,541 - Why can't you understand that? - I do understand. 470 00:23:07,625 --> 00:23:09,875 - Then why don't you try? - I've been a little busy! 471 00:23:09,958 --> 00:23:11,000 Nothing's worked. 472 00:23:11,083 --> 00:23:13,083 You were supposed to be this scientist. 473 00:23:13,166 --> 00:23:15,333 You were supposed to have a legendarily curious mind. 474 00:23:15,416 --> 00:23:16,958 I am. And I do. 475 00:23:17,041 --> 00:23:18,351 Well, it sounds to me like you're giving up. 476 00:23:18,375 --> 00:23:20,750 Oh, I've never given up on anything in my entire life. 477 00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:21,958 - Is that so? - It is so. 478 00:23:22,041 --> 00:23:22,958 - Really? - Really. 479 00:23:23,041 --> 00:23:24,041 Then prove it. 480 00:23:38,916 --> 00:23:40,541 I'm sorry. 481 00:23:40,625 --> 00:23:42,000 I know you don't want this. 482 00:23:42,083 --> 00:23:44,750 I should go. 483 00:23:44,833 --> 00:23:46,125 That's a good idea. 484 00:24:13,708 --> 00:24:15,708 Guildford. 485 00:24:15,791 --> 00:24:16,916 Dad! 486 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,125 - Welcome back. - Going somewhere? 487 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:22,458 Married life confounded you already? 488 00:24:22,541 --> 00:24:24,083 This was a mistake. 489 00:24:24,166 --> 00:24:25,833 She won't help me like you promised. 490 00:24:25,916 --> 00:24:27,625 I may as well have a target on my back. 491 00:24:27,708 --> 00:24:28,708 I'm going to Florence. 492 00:24:28,791 --> 00:24:30,916 There's a library there with a letter in it 493 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,791 from St. Francis of Assisi which might help. 494 00:24:32,875 --> 00:24:35,458 That dingbat. He won't have any good ideas. 495 00:24:35,541 --> 00:24:38,125 I can't stay here. It's impossible. 496 00:24:38,208 --> 00:24:41,291 Now, what have I told you? Nothing is impossible. 497 00:24:41,375 --> 00:24:44,625 Look at me. I was condemned to death. Here I am alive. 498 00:24:44,708 --> 00:24:46,208 And it's thanks to your wife. 499 00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:49,208 Oh, my boy. 500 00:24:49,291 --> 00:24:51,208 It's time to talk about your future. 501 00:24:51,291 --> 00:24:52,541 Come on, pop yourself down. 502 00:24:57,541 --> 00:25:01,208 Jane must name you King. 503 00:25:03,708 --> 00:25:05,083 You can't be serious. 504 00:25:05,166 --> 00:25:07,125 As consort, you're nothing. 505 00:25:07,208 --> 00:25:10,166 I mean, you're, at best, a pretty toy. 506 00:25:10,250 --> 00:25:12,541 But as King, 507 00:25:12,625 --> 00:25:14,083 you have power. 508 00:25:14,166 --> 00:25:16,166 Yes. To protect yourself 509 00:25:16,250 --> 00:25:17,833 and to search for a cure. 510 00:25:17,916 --> 00:25:23,291 You can devote every moment, every resource to finding it. 511 00:25:23,375 --> 00:25:24,500 And until that happy day, 512 00:25:24,583 --> 00:25:26,583 you're safe. 513 00:25:26,666 --> 00:25:30,375 In the crown, on the Throne. 514 00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:36,458 What? 515 00:25:36,541 --> 00:25:38,541 Marrying Jane was never about my cure. 516 00:25:39,583 --> 00:25:41,208 It was about the Kingdom. 517 00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:43,166 - It was about you. - All right. 518 00:25:43,250 --> 00:25:46,791 I'm a horrible monster for wanting my son to be King of England, yes? 519 00:25:46,875 --> 00:25:49,500 For wanting to finally, at long last, 520 00:25:49,583 --> 00:25:51,333 redeem the family name. 521 00:25:51,416 --> 00:25:53,875 Look, the truth is, Guildford, 522 00:25:53,958 --> 00:25:57,791 I have spent a great deal of energy and expense 523 00:25:57,875 --> 00:26:00,541 breaking the law, putting us all in danger, 524 00:26:00,625 --> 00:26:04,000 hiding your secrets just to keep you alive. 525 00:26:05,041 --> 00:26:07,458 All I ask in return... 526 00:26:07,541 --> 00:26:08,750 is this. 527 00:26:09,916 --> 00:26:10,916 Now... 528 00:26:12,083 --> 00:26:15,166 ...don't let your one flaw 529 00:26:15,250 --> 00:26:16,875 hold you back from greatness. 530 00:26:37,208 --> 00:26:38,333 Careful, Pet. 531 00:26:39,416 --> 00:26:41,208 A black adder's bite is deadly. 532 00:26:52,250 --> 00:26:53,916 Cheers! 533 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,625 Ethian! 534 00:26:55,708 --> 00:26:57,125 Petunia! 535 00:26:57,208 --> 00:26:59,041 Don't be frightened. 536 00:26:59,125 --> 00:27:01,833 Thank you for saving my life earlier, with Mary. 537 00:27:01,916 --> 00:27:03,333 I... 538 00:27:03,416 --> 00:27:06,041 I'm just so sorry that I couldn't protect your brother. 539 00:27:07,583 --> 00:27:09,000 You tried to save Edward? 540 00:27:09,083 --> 00:27:10,958 Yes, but I failed. 541 00:27:12,208 --> 00:27:14,291 Tell me everything. 542 00:27:26,625 --> 00:27:28,416 Now, Phillips? 543 00:27:32,416 --> 00:27:34,083 Go on, then, Hodgkins. 544 00:27:34,166 --> 00:27:36,333 Have at it. 545 00:27:42,666 --> 00:27:43,875 Dreams. 546 00:27:45,083 --> 00:27:48,875 Mysterious yet clarifying. 547 00:27:48,958 --> 00:27:53,625 Kingsland Guards are controlled by one man. 548 00:27:55,083 --> 00:27:56,958 Lord Seymour? 549 00:28:13,833 --> 00:28:14,833 I win. 550 00:28:26,708 --> 00:28:28,375 Your Majesty. 551 00:28:28,458 --> 00:28:30,791 Lord Seymour. 552 00:28:30,875 --> 00:28:32,708 I need a list of Kingsland Guards. 553 00:28:32,791 --> 00:28:34,541 By name if you have it. 554 00:28:34,625 --> 00:28:36,000 Of course. 555 00:28:38,791 --> 00:28:39,875 Why? 556 00:28:39,958 --> 00:28:42,625 Are you thinking of expanding their numbers? 557 00:28:42,708 --> 00:28:44,166 Why would I do that? 558 00:28:45,291 --> 00:28:47,791 My Kingsland Guards uphold Division Laws... 559 00:28:49,375 --> 00:28:51,916 ...without which we would be living cheek-by-jowl 560 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,375 with the beasts. 561 00:28:53,458 --> 00:28:56,458 Every guard by name, as requested, 562 00:28:56,541 --> 00:28:57,625 Your Esteemed Majesty. 563 00:28:57,708 --> 00:28:59,333 Here we are. 564 00:28:59,416 --> 00:29:00,416 Oh! 565 00:29:02,375 --> 00:29:05,500 Oh, you little shit. 566 00:29:05,583 --> 00:29:07,000 Oops. 567 00:29:07,083 --> 00:29:08,875 How clumsy. 568 00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:14,000 So much for that idea. 569 00:29:20,958 --> 00:29:22,041 Lord Seymour. 570 00:29:22,125 --> 00:29:24,541 I'm having a little supper party tonight. 571 00:29:24,625 --> 00:29:25,750 Oh, really? 572 00:29:25,833 --> 00:29:28,166 Oh, really? 573 00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:30,666 Looking forward to seeing you there. 574 00:29:30,750 --> 00:29:31,916 - Hmm. - Hmm. 575 00:29:35,083 --> 00:29:36,916 Supper party. 576 00:29:40,416 --> 00:29:42,083 Ugh. Really? 577 00:29:42,166 --> 00:29:44,000 Jane's throwing a supper party? 578 00:29:44,083 --> 00:29:45,333 That's what I thought. 579 00:29:47,166 --> 00:29:49,684 - Bess! What happened with the box? - Oh, gods, it's her. 580 00:29:49,708 --> 00:29:53,708 The next time I see you, I'm gonna wear that puppy as a hat! 581 00:29:53,791 --> 00:29:54,958 Bess... 582 00:29:55,041 --> 00:29:57,416 I won't let her hurt you. I promise. Go. 583 00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:02,541 Sister. 584 00:30:02,625 --> 00:30:04,666 - Lord Seymour. - Sister. 585 00:30:04,750 --> 00:30:05,875 Tell me what happened. 586 00:30:06,916 --> 00:30:08,000 The snake was dead. 587 00:30:09,208 --> 00:30:10,250 Dead? 588 00:30:10,333 --> 00:30:14,791 Yes. I-I suppose there wasn't enough air in the box for it to breathe. 589 00:30:14,875 --> 00:30:16,833 But in any case, 590 00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:17,916 dead. 591 00:30:19,666 --> 00:30:20,708 Alas. 592 00:30:20,791 --> 00:30:23,083 Such a sweet gift 593 00:30:23,166 --> 00:30:24,375 to offer Jane. 594 00:30:25,458 --> 00:30:27,625 She does love the natural sciences. 595 00:30:29,833 --> 00:30:31,833 Squidgy. 596 00:30:31,916 --> 00:30:34,166 You should have let me choose the beast. 597 00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:36,750 Snakes are notoriously feeble. 598 00:30:36,833 --> 00:30:39,208 No. I know my sister. 599 00:30:39,291 --> 00:30:40,416 She's lying. 600 00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:44,250 Bess doesn't have the guts for the delicate requirements of Court life. 601 00:30:44,333 --> 00:30:45,416 You mean murder? 602 00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:48,958 Yeah. Fetch some Tofana for this blasted supper party. 603 00:30:49,041 --> 00:30:50,333 Jane Grey dies tonight. 604 00:30:56,250 --> 00:30:58,125 Bygones? 605 00:30:58,208 --> 00:30:59,250 Chums again? 606 00:30:59,333 --> 00:31:01,041 Bygones. Chums again. 607 00:31:01,125 --> 00:31:02,125 Friends... 608 00:31:02,208 --> 00:31:03,333 - Hello, darling. - Not now. 609 00:31:03,416 --> 00:31:04,500 Friends, 610 00:31:04,583 --> 00:31:06,500 my daughter, the Queen, 611 00:31:06,583 --> 00:31:09,583 welcomes you to her humble soirée. 612 00:31:09,666 --> 00:31:11,458 Thank you for coming. 613 00:31:11,541 --> 00:31:13,541 My beloved Queen. 614 00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:17,000 How can I ever repay your intellectual fortitude, 615 00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:19,458 your filial loyalty? 616 00:31:19,541 --> 00:31:22,125 All that I have is yours. 617 00:31:22,208 --> 00:31:23,791 Right. Drinky-poo. 618 00:31:23,875 --> 00:31:26,166 - Jane. - Guildford. 619 00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:27,750 I don't like it when we're fighting. 620 00:31:27,833 --> 00:31:30,500 - But you're so good at it. - Thank you. So are you. 621 00:31:30,583 --> 00:31:33,166 - I just need you to give me your word. - I will. 622 00:31:33,250 --> 00:31:35,625 I will dedicate every resource to it 623 00:31:35,708 --> 00:31:38,250 once Edward's killer is caught and punished. 624 00:31:38,333 --> 00:31:39,833 Thank you. 625 00:31:39,916 --> 00:31:41,666 How's that coming along, by the way? 626 00:31:41,750 --> 00:31:43,791 I'm outfoxing him as we speak. 627 00:31:43,875 --> 00:31:44,958 I'm intrigued. 628 00:31:59,291 --> 00:32:01,208 Leather satchel. Red ribbon. In here. 629 00:32:01,291 --> 00:32:05,916 And Jane said there would be a key in the box with the rose. 630 00:32:07,583 --> 00:32:08,625 Here. 631 00:32:11,083 --> 00:32:12,500 There's-there's nothing. 632 00:32:12,583 --> 00:32:14,291 Where is it? Bollocks! 633 00:32:19,166 --> 00:32:21,875 I am honored to be your Queen... 634 00:32:21,958 --> 00:32:25,500 and I know that you shall all protect me 635 00:32:25,583 --> 00:32:28,750 as you so dutifully protected my beloved cousin. 636 00:32:29,958 --> 00:32:32,166 Your Majesty, I have been waiting for this. 637 00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:34,625 The chance to offer my most heartfelt 638 00:32:34,708 --> 00:32:36,375 congrats. 639 00:32:36,458 --> 00:32:37,791 Thank you, Princess Mary. 640 00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:40,250 Pickled chestnuts up the botty. 641 00:32:40,333 --> 00:32:41,708 Fascinating. 642 00:32:41,791 --> 00:32:43,083 Pickled chestnuts up the botty? 643 00:32:44,208 --> 00:32:46,833 It's actually how I survived smallpox. 644 00:32:46,916 --> 00:32:49,458 I mean, if it's smallpox you're talking about, 645 00:32:49,541 --> 00:32:52,541 you must think of cousin Simon of Swanage. 646 00:32:54,208 --> 00:32:57,125 Guildford, you must come with me on the hunt tomorrow. 647 00:32:57,208 --> 00:32:58,625 The elk is best at dawn. 648 00:32:58,708 --> 00:33:00,208 Alas, 649 00:33:00,291 --> 00:33:02,642 the only thing I'll be hunting tomorrow morning is my pillow. 650 00:33:02,666 --> 00:33:06,750 Of course. You have a shit-faced, ale-soaked reputation to uphold. 651 00:33:06,833 --> 00:33:10,000 He-He's a reprobate, and three cheers for that. 652 00:33:11,166 --> 00:33:13,416 A reputation that is greatly exaggerated. 653 00:33:13,500 --> 00:33:14,500 Yes. 654 00:33:14,583 --> 00:33:17,083 I've been thinking, what exactly do you do during the day? 655 00:33:19,375 --> 00:33:20,916 We're intrigued to know. 656 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:24,041 - Well, I... - And, Seymour, I am intrigued 657 00:33:24,125 --> 00:33:26,291 to know more about that cook. 658 00:33:26,375 --> 00:33:28,851 I mean, doesn't it seem odd to you that she would poison the King? 659 00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:31,375 What could her motives have possibly been? 660 00:33:31,458 --> 00:33:33,041 Well, beasts hate Verities, of course. 661 00:33:33,125 --> 00:33:34,583 What a silly question. 662 00:33:34,666 --> 00:33:35,866 I think it's time for a toast. 663 00:33:35,916 --> 00:33:38,416 Yes! A toast. 664 00:33:40,458 --> 00:33:42,708 That sounds lovely. Thank you, Lord Seymour. 665 00:33:44,916 --> 00:33:46,083 As I was saying, 666 00:33:46,166 --> 00:33:48,166 to our clever Queen... 667 00:33:49,416 --> 00:33:51,458 ...for sniffing out the Ethian in our midst. 668 00:33:51,541 --> 00:33:54,916 There's always been rumor of an Ethian in our Court, 669 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:57,416 so I, for one, am truly grateful. 670 00:34:04,875 --> 00:34:07,000 Oh! Wait, wait, wait. I just, uh... 671 00:34:08,416 --> 00:34:11,125 I just want to say a few words about 672 00:34:11,166 --> 00:34:12,916 how proud I am... 673 00:34:14,333 --> 00:34:15,833 ...of myself. 674 00:34:17,166 --> 00:34:19,291 Don't worry, I've got this. 675 00:34:22,583 --> 00:34:26,291 - Where did you learn to do that? - Shut up, I'm concentrating. 676 00:34:26,375 --> 00:34:30,458 You see, raising three children as a single mother 677 00:34:30,541 --> 00:34:32,666 was a challenge that I accepted... 678 00:34:33,791 --> 00:34:35,125 ...and conquered. 679 00:34:35,208 --> 00:34:37,000 Mm. Mm. 680 00:34:37,083 --> 00:34:40,083 - And now my eldest is Queen... - Mother. 681 00:34:40,166 --> 00:34:43,541 Just like my own dear maman, who was Queen of France. 682 00:34:43,625 --> 00:34:45,083 For seven weeks. 683 00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:47,458 To mothers! 684 00:34:47,541 --> 00:34:49,958 Oh! Silly me. 685 00:34:52,041 --> 00:34:53,666 I'm actually the only mother here. 686 00:34:53,750 --> 00:34:56,083 Whoops! 687 00:34:56,166 --> 00:34:57,625 Drink up! 688 00:34:59,125 --> 00:35:02,375 No, no, no, no, no. I need you performance-ready. 689 00:35:02,458 --> 00:35:04,250 To me! Ha! 690 00:35:07,416 --> 00:35:09,166 Oh, I'm sorry! 691 00:35:09,250 --> 00:35:10,666 Sorry! 692 00:35:10,750 --> 00:35:11,583 Never mind, you idiot. 693 00:35:11,666 --> 00:35:13,000 You ruin everything. 694 00:35:28,875 --> 00:35:31,059 You didn't have to defend me at dinner, by the way. 695 00:35:31,083 --> 00:35:32,750 I've been doing this a long time. 696 00:35:32,833 --> 00:35:34,166 How can you stand it? 697 00:35:34,250 --> 00:35:35,416 I don't care what they say. 698 00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:37,916 People that matter to me know exactly who I am. 699 00:35:38,958 --> 00:35:41,375 Right. What have we got? 700 00:35:41,458 --> 00:35:45,083 They look like letters, but I can't read them. They're in code. 701 00:35:45,166 --> 00:35:48,625 And if that's not an indication of guilt, I don't know what is. 702 00:35:50,625 --> 00:35:51,916 It's not Atbash. 703 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:53,958 It's not a substitution cipher. 704 00:35:55,833 --> 00:35:57,708 - It's the Alberti Cipher. - The what? 705 00:35:57,791 --> 00:36:01,041 I might not speak Aramaic, but I'm not a complete cretin. 706 00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:03,541 Come with me. 707 00:36:10,083 --> 00:36:11,083 Right. 708 00:36:14,958 --> 00:36:16,125 There it is. 709 00:36:17,208 --> 00:36:18,375 It's a cipher wheel. 710 00:36:21,791 --> 00:36:23,166 Why do you have this? 711 00:36:23,250 --> 00:36:26,791 Old King Henry used the Alberti Cipher to communicate with the Holy Roman Emperor 712 00:36:26,875 --> 00:36:28,625 when he was trying to get his divorce. 713 00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:31,375 Anyway, he taught it to his inner circle, 714 00:36:31,458 --> 00:36:33,250 and then my father taught it to me. 715 00:36:33,333 --> 00:36:35,583 So Seymour knows it, too. 716 00:36:35,666 --> 00:36:36,750 Gods, you are clever. 717 00:36:36,833 --> 00:36:39,000 Of course I fucking am. 718 00:36:45,708 --> 00:36:48,041 ♪ Nights in white satin ♪ 719 00:36:49,041 --> 00:36:51,666 ♪ Never reaching the end ♪ 720 00:36:53,125 --> 00:36:55,333 ♪ Letters I've written ♪ 721 00:36:55,416 --> 00:36:58,166 ♪ Never meaning to send ♪ 722 00:36:59,625 --> 00:37:02,208 ♪ Beauty I've always missed ♪ 723 00:37:02,291 --> 00:37:06,583 ♪ With these eyes before ♪ 724 00:37:06,666 --> 00:37:09,208 ♪ Just what the truth is ♪ 725 00:37:09,291 --> 00:37:12,041 ♪ I can't tell anymore ♪ 726 00:37:12,125 --> 00:37:14,791 ♪ 'Cause I love you ♪ 727 00:37:15,791 --> 00:37:18,166 ♪ Yes, I love you ♪ 728 00:37:18,250 --> 00:37:20,708 ♪ Oh, how I love you ♪ 729 00:37:20,791 --> 00:37:24,083 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪♪ 730 00:37:24,166 --> 00:37:26,875 I told you to meet me at my door. 731 00:37:26,958 --> 00:37:28,708 A grand gesture of chivalry. 732 00:37:28,791 --> 00:37:31,416 I hate gestures and I hate chivalry. 733 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:32,541 Frances. Shh. 734 00:37:32,625 --> 00:37:33,791 My dulcet love. 735 00:37:33,875 --> 00:37:36,083 Every night I slumber soundly 736 00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:38,583 with wine-fueled dreams of us entwined together... 737 00:37:38,666 --> 00:37:40,416 in the nuddy. 738 00:37:40,500 --> 00:37:41,958 Oh my gods. 739 00:37:44,291 --> 00:37:47,083 Will you do me the honor of being... 740 00:37:47,166 --> 00:37:48,333 my wife eternal? 741 00:37:50,125 --> 00:37:51,166 No. 742 00:37:51,250 --> 00:37:52,166 But I love you! 743 00:37:52,250 --> 00:37:55,583 Oh, please. You do not love me. 744 00:37:55,666 --> 00:37:58,291 And even if I needed a husband, which I don't, 745 00:37:58,375 --> 00:38:00,583 I would not choose you. 746 00:38:00,666 --> 00:38:01,708 Why? 747 00:38:01,791 --> 00:38:03,125 Stan. 748 00:38:03,208 --> 00:38:05,041 You're just not husband material. 749 00:38:05,125 --> 00:38:07,666 I am so. 750 00:38:07,750 --> 00:38:10,083 I am the model of uxoriousness. 751 00:38:10,166 --> 00:38:12,250 Well, if you were, 752 00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:15,750 your father and I would have chosen you to marry Jane, 753 00:38:15,833 --> 00:38:17,166 and not Guildford. 754 00:38:17,250 --> 00:38:20,083 Yeah, well, that was pretty stupid, 755 00:38:20,166 --> 00:38:21,351 considering Guildford is an E... 756 00:38:21,375 --> 00:38:23,416 Ee... 757 00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:25,375 Considering Guildford is what? 758 00:38:26,541 --> 00:38:27,583 Nothing. 759 00:38:27,666 --> 00:38:31,250 - What is he? - He is... suffering... 760 00:38:31,333 --> 00:38:34,416 - from the clap. - If you ever want to see me again, 761 00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:38,333 you need to tell me everything now. 762 00:38:42,083 --> 00:38:44,333 Why did you stop Frances drinking the poison? 763 00:38:44,416 --> 00:38:46,291 Do you fancy her? Huh? 764 00:38:47,500 --> 00:38:50,875 'Cause every murder needs a purpose. 765 00:38:50,958 --> 00:38:54,916 Ah! Yeah! Yeah! Ah! 766 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,041 Ooh! 767 00:39:03,583 --> 00:39:04,916 Those little freaks. 768 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,267 What do you suppose Jane does with him all day? 769 00:39:06,291 --> 00:39:09,125 Some horrible... some lovers' game. 770 00:39:10,791 --> 00:39:12,833 I don't suppose you could perhaps untie me, Squidgy? 771 00:39:12,916 --> 00:39:14,708 Something's going on. 772 00:39:14,791 --> 00:39:16,250 You know what else is odd? 773 00:39:16,333 --> 00:39:19,208 The grooms from the West Stables have been dismissed. 774 00:39:19,291 --> 00:39:20,458 Jane's orders. 775 00:39:20,541 --> 00:39:22,916 Jane's orders? 776 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:24,640 What does she want with the West Stables? 777 00:39:24,708 --> 00:39:27,208 I have an itchy ear. 778 00:39:28,458 --> 00:39:30,666 Something jolly odd is going on... 779 00:39:30,750 --> 00:39:32,708 and I'm gonna find out what it is. 780 00:39:38,541 --> 00:39:40,000 Aah! 781 00:39:41,708 --> 00:39:43,208 As dawn approaches, 782 00:39:43,291 --> 00:39:48,250 our intrepid code breakers haven't found any evidence implicating Seymour. 783 00:39:48,333 --> 00:39:50,333 But they have found... 784 00:39:50,416 --> 00:39:52,958 "My quim quivers in moist anticipation 785 00:39:53,041 --> 00:39:56,208 of once again flogging your terrified buttocks. 786 00:39:56,291 --> 00:39:58,208 Cheers! Mary." 787 00:39:58,291 --> 00:40:00,291 She wrote these for Seymour. 788 00:40:00,375 --> 00:40:01,791 These are filthy. 789 00:40:01,875 --> 00:40:02,958 Listen to this one. 790 00:40:04,250 --> 00:40:07,500 "Unlike most citizens of Firenze, 791 00:40:07,583 --> 00:40:12,208 your Widowmaker is doing its job admirably." 792 00:40:12,291 --> 00:40:14,375 Do you think he means his willy? 793 00:40:16,291 --> 00:40:17,750 Wait. 794 00:40:17,833 --> 00:40:19,500 It's not his willy. It's poison. 795 00:40:20,916 --> 00:40:24,250 The Florentine Widowmaker. It's Tofana. 796 00:40:24,333 --> 00:40:26,166 That's the poison that killed Edward. 797 00:40:26,250 --> 00:40:28,083 They killed him together. 798 00:40:31,250 --> 00:40:33,041 I thought Mary loved her brother. 799 00:40:35,750 --> 00:40:37,416 Gods, I am so naive. 800 00:40:39,458 --> 00:40:41,166 People are selfish 801 00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:42,708 and disappointing. 802 00:40:45,750 --> 00:40:47,430 I must call a Council meeting first thing. 803 00:40:47,458 --> 00:40:48,458 We'll go see your father. 804 00:40:49,791 --> 00:40:51,166 It's nearly dawn. 805 00:40:59,541 --> 00:41:01,416 Be careful. 806 00:41:15,875 --> 00:41:16,958 Mary? 807 00:41:18,208 --> 00:41:19,250 Queen Jane. 808 00:41:19,333 --> 00:41:22,625 Coming from the West Stables, I'll wager. I'm heading there myself. 809 00:41:22,708 --> 00:41:25,416 No! Wait! Mary, I... You can't. 810 00:41:26,625 --> 00:41:28,375 Really? 811 00:41:28,458 --> 00:41:29,625 Can't I? 812 00:41:30,625 --> 00:41:31,625 And why not? 813 00:41:31,708 --> 00:41:33,375 Because... 814 00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:35,791 There comes a time in every woman's life 815 00:41:35,875 --> 00:41:37,875 when she panics and makes a rash decision 816 00:41:37,958 --> 00:41:41,000 that she will regret much sooner than she thinks. 817 00:41:41,083 --> 00:41:42,958 For Jane, well, 818 00:41:43,041 --> 00:41:44,500 that moment is now. 819 00:41:44,583 --> 00:41:47,291 You killed Edward. 820 00:41:48,791 --> 00:41:50,458 I have proof. 821 00:41:59,291 --> 00:42:02,041 Aah! 822 00:42:07,666 --> 00:42:09,666 - Aah! - Give me the fucking letter! 823 00:42:22,750 --> 00:42:23,750 You... 824 00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:26,041 are not the Queen. 825 00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:30,500 Abdicate or die, Jane. 826 00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:33,583 Abdicate or die! 827 00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:49,000 So, Frances knows Guildford's secret. 828 00:43:50,541 --> 00:43:53,416 Mary knows Jane knows Mary's secret. 829 00:43:55,416 --> 00:43:58,041 And I have a secret, too... 830 00:43:58,125 --> 00:44:01,833 an intentional obfuscation for the purposes of elevated intrigue, 831 00:44:01,916 --> 00:44:04,458 or, in layman's terms, 832 00:44:04,541 --> 00:44:05,958 a twist. 833 00:44:06,041 --> 00:44:07,916 Because Edward... 834 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,250 is alive! 835 00:44:10,416 --> 00:44:11,666 Alive!