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 I know what you're thinking.

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 What's a handsome fellow like yourself doing in a place like this?

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 Well, I thought myself the same thing from time to time.

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 But here's the deal.

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 This is college.

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 And there's certain rules you have to live by if you want to survive.

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 See, a couple years ago, somebody took a budding young freshman

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 and turned them into the beautiful flower you see before you today.

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 Well, now the student has become the master.

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I think it's high time I pass this wisdom on down the line.

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 One of the first rules to survive in college?

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 Never pass out in a public place.

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 I'm just going to wake up naked and confused.

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 And that should be an easy one, but we all learned at a different level.

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 Don't we be a guy?

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 That's all right.

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 There's hope for you yet.

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 Clean yourself up and give me a call.

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 Oh, I will forgot.

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 What am I doing here?

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 Rule number two of surviving college.

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Every real college student needs a good go-to dive bar.

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 Something to do during the day.

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 I don't know if I've explained that one to you.

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 Do I?

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 Keep her real, Chief.

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 What?

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 What?

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 Now, now, now, now.

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 To another year of Heaven, if any boy.

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 Oh, this is heaven.

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 Look at me.

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 Some people surprise.

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 I see me.

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 Woo!

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 Oh.

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 So what have you been up to, Finster?

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 Uh, I was trying to find the light switch and this otherwise

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 very, very dark world.

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How about you, Spitty?

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 Just serving dicks for shitty ass tips.

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 So where we station this year and do not tell me the dorms again.

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 He dorms again.

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 But that's where the action's at.

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 You know?

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 It's like living in a sweaty orgy all the time.

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 I've been over there yet, though, because I could not

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 start my year off without seeing your--

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 Oh, beautiful face.

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 Mm, that's so sweet.

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 Just hoping I get a decent roommate this year.

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 Not like last year or the year before that.

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 It was horrible.

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Thank you.

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 No one's got that much bad luck, Chloe, my friend.

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 This year's going to be a good year.

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 I'm going to feel it.

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 Thanks, Slut, for the beer.

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 Anytime.

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 Is that thanks a lot of things, Slut?

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 Welcome, Freshmen to False City University, home of the beavers.

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 This is an exciting time in your lives and will be a great

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 opportunity for you to learn and meet new people.

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 In this orientation session, we will tour the campus

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residence halls, visit our state-of-the-art brand new student

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 center, and, oh, no, you again?

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 Look here, everyone.

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 Now, this is what you do not want to end up like.

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 This is your classic, under-achieving drug snipper.

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 You look at me.

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 The whole land of gentlemen where the male penis should be.

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 Obviously, this man is an imposter.

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 Get that red.

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 Now, all the female freshmen, I'd like you to join me in the showers.

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 Set you to back down.

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 You know what.

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Well, here you go, boy.

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 Your new playground.

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 Sure wish I was back in college again.

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 Come on, son.

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 Now, no time for games.

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 Now, let's get it going.

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 You're going to make some friends sometime.

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 What's the point I have in all those brains?

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 If you ain't got no friends to show them off, too.

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 That's what it's all about, boy.

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 All right now.

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 You make your mom and I proud.

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 How many kids your age have an opportunity like this?

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 I'm sure there's a lot of really nice students around here

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that you can--

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 What the hell?

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 That young man is a recluse.

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 You stay far the hell away from jokers like that, boy.

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 You hear in me?

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 For quiet out loud.

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 Well, I'll get out of your hair now.

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 Don't embarrass my little college man.

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 You run off to that orientation thing you have yours now

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 and check out all the fine sights this place has to offer.

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 And show this campus what you're made of.

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 Case for two.

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 That's more like it.

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 Not you again.

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What are you like 30 now?

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 I hate you, what?

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 Oh, hey kid, really have time to play with you right now,

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 but there's a street right outside.

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 Why don't you go ahead and play in there?

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I feel like a real-life game of Frogger, huh?

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 Hi there, Finn.

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 Look what I have for you.

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 That's not mine.

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 Don't even look like me.

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 This is your new roommate, Meet Toby.

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 I was hoping you'd be able to show him around

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 and give him a big beaver welcome.

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Wait, what?

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 You kids play nice.

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 No jumping on the bed fun, boys.

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 Oh, you gotta be shit with me.

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 You know, once upon a time, I was a scared freshman, too.

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 I'm telling a man by the name of Kenny Miller.

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 The munder is winged.

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 I have been looking for my own scared freshman

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 past my knowledge on two and you look like the kind of fellow who could use any kind of help

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 that anyone would offer.

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So you just said?

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 Uh huh.

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 Alright, that's great man.

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 Sounds good.

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 This is gonna be fun.

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 Uh, where do we start?

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 Uh, hmm.

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 Roll number eight.

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 Bang anything that moves.

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 I mean, look out there.

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 White chick.

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 Black chick.

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 Skinny chick.

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 Ball chick.

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 Chicken wheel chair.

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 Bang 'em all.

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 Plow through 'em like they're freshly laid snow.

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 You know what?

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 And get weird too, man.

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 If you saw in all those CineMax movies when you were a kid.

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 'Cause let me tell you something.

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These girls, they've got no parents, they've got no authority figures, and if they've

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 got a boyfriend, they're gonna cheat on 'em 'cause that's what you do in college.

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 Why are you doing this?

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 Because you gotta get it out of your system now because, man, one day you are gonna wake up

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 married with a kid and a mortgage and something wrong with your colon, and you are gonna

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 wonder to yourself why?

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 Why didn't I take the opportunity?

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And it's gonna take every ounce of strength in your hand, not to plunge that knife into your neck.

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 So do it now.

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 And stop staring at me like that 'cause you're freaking me out.

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 Then, what are you doing here?

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 What are you doing on campus?

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 I haven't seen you since last year since that party where you fell off the diving board

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 and hit that kid in the head.

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 You know what?

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 Why don't you stay here?

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 Watch Daddy.

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 Watch him work.

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 Good man.

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 What are you guys talking about?

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I'm talking about power tools.

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 I don't know painters.

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 Yeah?

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 You like both of those, right?

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 Yeah?

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 I bet I can't see something.

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 But how'd you darken that?

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 Well, I'll take my run here, Miss Chloe.

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 Yes, I will, right here in front of me.

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 It's itching on Mr. Finn as Finn.

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 Hey.

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 He's just having himself stringed bad luck, so don't you mind him, nine?

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 Is this what you two do when I'm not here?

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 It's a little more...

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 No more accents!

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 It's not raising anybody's mood.

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 But that is.

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Oh, but he's having a shitty day.

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 Is thinly tied our pants?

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 Enough!

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 Huh?

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 It is so hard to find good, healthy stands.

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 You own this place really?

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 Would you love me forever if I said it was?

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 Sweetheart, you couldn't last a hot second with me.

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 Oh, got him!

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 I'm sorry about that.

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 You got ourselves a firecracker here, ladies and gentlemen.

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 This, uh...

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 Jenny, call me Jenny.

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 Jenny, that is beautiful.

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 Can I call you Jenny?

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 Jenny, I am always up for competition.

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 I'm a competition.

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I'm a competition.

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 I'm a competition.

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 I'm a competition.

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 I'm a competition.

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 All right, Finn.

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 Why don't we start with the game at pool first?

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 And then we go from there.

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 Shut the shot.

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 Shut the shot.

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 Give me shot.

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 Yeah, yeah.

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 I think her ovaries might be showing.

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 Nice.

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 Oh.

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 Let's get out here before I have to buy me a new pool table.

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 What?

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 Thanks for the laughs, kids, but I have got something better.

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 Yeah, you got the thing part, right?

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You're going to wrap it, champ, or you're going to be getting fucked in more ways than

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 one tonight.

275
00:12:05,660 --> 00:12:08,660
 I plan on it, except for the condom bullshit.

276
00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:09,660
 Later, fuckers.

277
00:12:09,660 --> 00:12:11,660
 Hey, see you've got some friends.

278
00:12:11,660 --> 00:12:13,660
 Hey, don't fuck.

279
00:12:13,660 --> 00:12:15,660
 Watch where I'm going, jerk-wadd.

280
00:12:15,660 --> 00:12:18,660
 Keep walking pussy.

281
00:12:18,660 --> 00:12:19,660
 Fucking bitch.

282
00:12:19,660 --> 00:12:21,660
 All right, bros, keys.

283
00:12:21,660 --> 00:12:23,660
 You ready to drink your faces off?

284
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:24,660
 Yeah!

285
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:25,660
 Fuck it.

286
00:12:25,660 --> 00:12:26,660
 Fuck it.

287
00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:27,660
 Fuck it.

288
00:12:27,660 --> 00:12:28,660
 Fuck it.

289
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:29,660
 Good.

290
00:12:29,660 --> 00:12:30,660
 Mm.

291
00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:31,660
 I-- I got a pee.

292
00:12:31,660 --> 00:12:32,660
 Where's your bathroom?

293
00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:34,660
Oh, you go upstairs on the right, and then just meet me in three or five.

294
00:12:34,660 --> 00:12:35,660
 Okay.

295
00:12:35,660 --> 00:12:36,660
 Okay.

296
00:12:36,660 --> 00:12:37,660
 Oh, my God.

297
00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:45,660
 Oh, fuck.

298
00:12:45,660 --> 00:12:46,660
 Oh.

299
00:12:46,660 --> 00:12:47,660
 Hey.

300
00:12:47,660 --> 00:12:49,660
 Hey, buddy, you see decided to come back.

301
00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:50,660
 God, listen.

302
00:12:50,660 --> 00:12:52,660
 She is not going to bang me as long as you are here.

303
00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:54,660
 You're a good guy, right?

304
00:12:54,660 --> 00:12:55,660
 Listen.

305
00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:59,660
 All about friends, help friends, huh?

306
00:12:59,660 --> 00:13:02,660
 I want you to be good, buddy.

307
00:13:02,660 --> 00:13:03,660
 I'm just--

308
00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:04,660
 Just hook me up.

309
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:05,660
 [GASPING]

310
00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:06,660
 [GASPING]

311
00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:07,660
 Okay.

312
00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:08,660
 Okay.

313
00:13:08,660 --> 00:13:13,660
 Hey, stud, did you start without me?

314
00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:14,660
 You see this, buddy?

315
00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:15,660
 How could I not?

316
00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:17,660
 [GASPING]

317
00:13:17,660 --> 00:13:22,660
Okay.

318
00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:23,660
 Oh, God.

319
00:13:23,660 --> 00:13:24,660
 Oh, God.

320
00:13:24,660 --> 00:13:25,660
 Oh, God.

321
00:13:25,660 --> 00:13:26,660
 Oh, God.

322
00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:27,660
 Oh, God.

323
00:13:27,660 --> 00:13:28,660
 Oh, God.

324
00:13:28,660 --> 00:13:29,660
 Oh, God.

325
00:13:29,660 --> 00:13:30,660
 Oh, God.

326
00:13:30,660 --> 00:13:31,660
 Oh, God.

327
00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:32,660
 Oh, God.

328
00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:34,660
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

329
00:13:34,660 --> 00:13:36,660
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

330
00:13:36,660 --> 00:13:38,660
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

331
00:13:38,660 --> 00:13:40,660
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

332
00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:07,660
 Yeah.

333
00:14:07,660 --> 00:14:08,660
 Yeah.

334
00:14:08,660 --> 00:14:09,660
 Yeah.

335
00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:10,660
 Yeah.

336
00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:11,660
 Yeah.

337
00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:12,660
 Yeah.

338
00:14:12,660 --> 00:14:13,660
 Yeah.

339
00:14:13,660 --> 00:14:14,660
 Oh, God.

340
00:14:14,660 --> 00:14:15,660
 Oh, God.

341
00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:16,660
 Oh, God.

342
00:14:16,660 --> 00:14:17,660
 Oh, God.

343
00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:18,660
 Oh, God.

344
00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:19,660
 Oh, God.

345
00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:20,660
 Okay.

346
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:21,660
 Yeah, that was crazy.

347
00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:22,660
 Okay.

348
00:14:22,660 --> 00:14:23,660
 Oh, my God.

349
00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:24,660
 Oh, my God.

350
00:14:24,660 --> 00:14:25,660
 Oh, God.

351
00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:26,660
 Oh, God.

352
00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:27,660
 All right.

353
00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:28,660
 Here's another.

354
00:14:28,660 --> 00:14:30,660
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

355
00:14:31,660 --> 00:14:32,660
 Oh, God.

356
00:14:32,660 --> 00:14:33,660
 Oh, God.

357
00:14:33,660 --> 00:14:34,660
 Oh, God.

358
00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:35,660
 Oh, God.

359
00:14:35,660 --> 00:14:36,660
 Oh, God.

360
00:14:36,660 --> 00:14:37,660
 Oh, God.

361
00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:38,660
 Yeah.

362
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:39,660
Yeah, that's cool.

363
00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:40,660
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

364
00:14:40,660 --> 00:14:41,660
 Oh, God.

365
00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:42,660
 Oh, God.

366
00:14:42,660 --> 00:14:43,660
 Oh, God.

367
00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:44,660
 Oh, God.

368
00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:45,660
 Oh, God.

369
00:14:45,660 --> 00:14:46,660
 Oh, God.

370
00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:47,660
 Oh, God.

371
00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:48,660
 Oh, God.

372
00:14:48,660 --> 00:14:49,660
 Oh, God.

373
00:14:49,660 --> 00:14:50,660
 Oh, God.

374
00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:51,660
 Oh, God.

375
00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:52,660
 Oh, God.

376
00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:53,660
 Oh, God.

377
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:54,660
 Wow.

378
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,660
 Look at the cat shit out.

379
00:14:56,660 --> 00:14:57,660
 My man.

380
00:14:57,660 --> 00:14:59,660
 So I'm gonna acquire the new efficiency center on going.

381
00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:00,660
 Wait.

382
00:15:00,660 --> 00:15:01,660
 You said what now?

383
00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:02,660
 What's new, Fincer?

384
00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:03,660
 Let me guess.

385
00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:05,660
 This year's roommates the worst one yet.

386
00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:06,660
 No.

387
00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:08,660
 Actually, little guy's quiet.

388
00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:09,660
 Keeps to himself.

389
00:15:09,660 --> 00:15:10,660
 Hey, Mom.

390
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:11,660
 Hi.

391
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:12,660
 Yeah, that's me.

392
00:15:12,660 --> 00:15:14,660
 Oh, I'm not okay.

393
00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:16,660
 No, I'm scared.

394
00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:19,660
I'm really scared.

395
00:15:19,660 --> 00:15:21,660
 I think I freaked him out the other day though.

396
00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:22,660
 No, shit.

397
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:23,660
 I think he saw my boner.

398
00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:25,660
 So what's up with that hole?

399
00:15:25,660 --> 00:15:26,660
 You hitting man.

400
00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:27,660
 You making a shit look ugly?

401
00:15:27,660 --> 00:15:28,660
 Oh, what?

402
00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:30,660
 Dude, I have lost like 10 pounds.

403
00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:31,660
 That's just the A. He's talking.

404
00:15:31,660 --> 00:15:33,660
 What I want to know is details.

405
00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:35,660
 The fish is a freak, right?

406
00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:36,660
 I know that.

407
00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:37,660
 This is a freak.

408
00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:38,660
 10 minute fish is a freak.

409
00:15:38,660 --> 00:15:39,660
 Catholic girl, what can I tell you?

410
00:15:39,660 --> 00:15:41,660
 I think it's gonna be a good year this year, fellas.

411
00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:42,660
 Hmm.

412
00:15:42,660 --> 00:15:45,660
So we take classes are easier this year.

413
00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:47,660
 Uh, yeah.

414
00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:48,660
 Yeah?

415
00:15:48,660 --> 00:15:49,660
 Yeah.

416
00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:50,660
 You haven't gotten class yet, have you?

417
00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:51,660
 No.

418
00:15:51,660 --> 00:15:52,660
 No, no, no.

419
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,660
 Listen, let Fincer worry about Fincer, all right?

420
00:15:54,660 --> 00:15:57,660
 Besides, there's more to life than school and grades.

421
00:15:57,660 --> 00:16:00,660
 Like treating STDs like kids trade Pokemon cards?

422
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,660
 You know, I hope the two of you are in a car accident.

423
00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:07,660
 And then the car bursts into flames and the EMTs are able to pull your bodies out just in time to save your lives.

424
00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:11,660
But the burns are so severe that mothers have to cover their children's eyes.

425
00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:17,660
 So it's to stop them from puking all over themselves because of look under your mutilated bodies.

426
00:16:17,660 --> 00:16:20,660
 Do you feel better?

427
00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:22,660
 Yeah, a little bit.

428
00:16:22,660 --> 00:16:51,660
 [MUSIC]

429
00:16:51,660 --> 00:17:01,660
 So I feel like the orangutan is like the ninja of the wild kingdom.

430
00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:06,660
 So you think the orangutan is like the lion of the wild kingdom?

431
00:17:06,660 --> 00:17:08,660
 It kind of is more like the lion than the lion.

432
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:10,660
 Like the stealth lion.

433
00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:11,660
 Yes.

434
00:17:11,660 --> 00:17:14,660
If you could take a lion and you like dressed him in black.

435
00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:15,660
 It would be my right.

436
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,660
 And then dressed him in orange.

437
00:17:17,660 --> 00:17:19,660
 It would be in a right time.

438
00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:20,660
 It would be in orangutan.

439
00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:22,660
 Was he eat human flesh?

440
00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:23,660
 [SIGHS]

441
00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:24,660
 My orangutan would.

442
00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:25,660
 Okay.

443
00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:27,660
 If I were in a orangutan, I would eat human flesh.

444
00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:28,660
 Woo!

445
00:17:28,660 --> 00:17:30,660
 Ah, motherfucker.

446
00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:31,660
 What?

447
00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:33,660
 All right, gentlemen.

448
00:17:33,660 --> 00:17:35,660
 That's f*ckin' party.

449
00:17:35,660 --> 00:17:37,660
 But that's party first.

450
00:17:37,660 --> 00:17:38,660
 Ah, oh, oh.

451
00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:39,660
 [LAUGHS]

452
00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:40,660
 Woo!

453
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:43,660
And last time they were here with you, it would turn around in the piss on her place.

454
00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:45,660
 Yeah, I recognize that dick anywhere.

455
00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:48,660
 I said a pretty gay, huh?

456
00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:52,660
 That shit fuckers back with his peanut butter-looking lap dog friends.

457
00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:55,660
 What do you say we kill them and serve them as next week's lunch special?

458
00:17:55,660 --> 00:18:01,660
 Gentlemen, are you ready to get your drink on before we get a steak on?

459
00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:02,660
 Yay!

460
00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:03,660
 Hey!

461
00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:05,660
 Hey!

462
00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:09,660
 Hello, bar bitch.

463
00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:12,660
 Bring us around in beers and some shots.

464
00:18:12,660 --> 00:18:16,660
My friends are thirsty and step on it, faces around here and getting any prettier.

465
00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:19,660
 He did not just call me bar bitch.

466
00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:24,660
 I swear to God, I'm gonna knife him in the f*cking eye hole.

467
00:18:24,660 --> 00:18:25,660
 Listen.

468
00:18:25,660 --> 00:18:31,660
 Why don't you just go over there, serving the shots and telling you you're closing up and you need to f*ck off.

469
00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:34,660
 [LAUGHS]

470
00:18:34,660 --> 00:18:37,660
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

471
00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:40,660
 Every f*cking thing I do, I bring it to the table, I f*cking kill it.

472
00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:42,660
 Good to f*ckin' people.

473
00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:44,660
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

474
00:18:44,660 --> 00:18:47,660
 Finally, the f*cking fool.

475
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,660
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

476
00:18:49,660 --> 00:18:51,660
Is the sun for your treble dog face?

477
00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:52,660
 Oh.

478
00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:54,660
 That's plenty more where this came from.

479
00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:55,660
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

480
00:18:55,660 --> 00:18:57,660
 But you're gonna have to work for it.

481
00:18:57,660 --> 00:18:58,660
 Wow.

482
00:18:58,660 --> 00:19:01,660
 I'm sure that's not the first time a man's face has been in your crotch.

483
00:19:01,660 --> 00:19:02,660
 Right boys?

484
00:19:02,660 --> 00:19:03,660
 What?

485
00:19:03,660 --> 00:19:05,660
 Drink fast for closing in 10.

486
00:19:05,660 --> 00:19:09,660
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

487
00:19:13,660 --> 00:19:15,660
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

488
00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:25,660
 This is so relaxing.

489
00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:26,660
 Say your all day.

490
00:19:26,660 --> 00:19:28,660
 Oh, so.

491
00:19:28,660 --> 00:19:30,660
 What do you want for breakfast?

492
00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:31,660
 You king.

493
00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:31,660
 You king.

494
00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:32,660
 You old shit!

495
00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:33,660
 Oh my god.

496
00:19:33,660 --> 00:19:34,660
 Oh.

497
00:19:34,660 --> 00:19:36,660
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

498
00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:38,660
 [LAUGHS]

499
00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:40,660
 You look like a zig.

500
00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:43,660
Hey, you know what I'm telling you about a brother?

501
00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:45,660
 Is it so right?

502
00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:46,660
 [LAUGHS]

503
00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:50,660
 Looks like you got a lot on your hands right now.

504
00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:51,660
 I'm gonna leave.

505
00:19:51,660 --> 00:19:52,660
 No.

506
00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:54,660
 I miss you.

507
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:55,660
 No.

508
00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:56,660
 Okay.

509
00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:57,660
 Oh.

510
00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:58,660
 Oh.

511
00:19:58,660 --> 00:19:59,660
 It's had fun.

512
00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:01,660
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

513
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:07,660
 So you missed me?

514
00:20:07,660 --> 00:20:10,660
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

515
00:20:10,660 --> 00:20:12,660
 You can talk, can't you?

516
00:20:12,660 --> 00:20:14,660
 All right.

517
00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:15,660
 See yourself.

518
00:20:15,660 --> 00:20:18,660
 I tried to leave.

519
00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:21,660
 My dad says that I have to stick it out no matter how horrible

520
00:20:21,660 --> 00:20:22,660
 my roommate is.

521
00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:27,660
 He says it's a growing experience and I will appreciate it later.

522
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,660
 [LAUGHS]

523
00:20:29,660 --> 00:20:31,660
 Oh, shit.

524
00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:33,660
[LAUGHS]

525
00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:35,660
 [LAUGHS]

526
00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:42,660
 Uh, listen, I don't remember much in the last couple of weeks.

527
00:20:42,660 --> 00:20:46,660
 You're years for that matter, but maybe I can do some things

528
00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:48,660
 to make this a little bit easier for you.

529
00:20:48,660 --> 00:20:49,660
 You know?

530
00:20:49,660 --> 00:20:54,660
 Here I can cut down on the crazy drug-filled escapades.

531
00:20:54,660 --> 00:20:56,660
 This is a girl in it for you, huh?

532
00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:57,660
 Huh?

533
00:20:57,660 --> 00:20:58,660
 Huh?

534
00:20:58,660 --> 00:21:00,660
 Huh?

535
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,660
 Okay.

536
00:21:02,660 --> 00:21:05,620
 How about I take you out and show you some of the hotspots.

537
00:21:05,620 --> 00:21:10,620
 Find your cute little nerdy girl so you can stop staring at me

538
00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:12,620
 like I fucking ate your parents.

539
00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:14,620
We'll use the fresh air.

540
00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:15,620
 You want a drink?

541
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:16,620
 [SIGHS]

542
00:21:16,620 --> 00:21:22,620
 You drink, don't you?

543
00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:23,620
 Really?

544
00:21:23,620 --> 00:21:25,620
 What do I do?

545
00:21:25,620 --> 00:21:27,620
 I'm 15.

546
00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,620
 Shut the fuck up.

547
00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:30,620
 What are you doing here?

548
00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:32,620
 I scored really high in a couple of tests.

549
00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:35,620
 My parents' counselor said high school will be away some of my time.

550
00:21:35,620 --> 00:21:38,620
 That's funny, I said the same thing to my guidance counselor.

551
00:21:38,620 --> 00:21:41,620
 You were like a... had a disease or something.

552
00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:43,620
 Kind of freaked me out.

553
00:21:43,620 --> 00:21:45,620
 Uh, yeah, you're just smart, man. That's cool.

554
00:21:45,620 --> 00:21:46,620
 I can deal with that.

555
00:21:46,620 --> 00:21:48,620
Yeah, well, take you out.

556
00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:52,620
 I'm sure there's some girl out there dying to bang a 15-year-old mute.

557
00:21:52,620 --> 00:21:53,620
 [LAUGHS]

558
00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:54,620
 All right.

559
00:21:54,620 --> 00:21:55,620
 Come on, let's go.

560
00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:57,620
 [GROANS]

561
00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:59,620
 Don't you have glasses to go to?

562
00:21:59,620 --> 00:22:00,620
 Right, let's uh...

563
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,620
 So the questions for the end.

564
00:22:02,620 --> 00:22:04,620
 [GROANS]

565
00:22:04,620 --> 00:22:08,620
 Okay, what the fuck is this shit?

566
00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:11,620
 You a little possum playing bastard?

567
00:22:11,620 --> 00:22:14,620
 Oh, this is a little kind of game, 'cause this, how do you play this?

568
00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:17,620
 Who are you in the fucking pool club in your high school?

569
00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:18,620
 Nope.

570
00:22:18,620 --> 00:22:21,620
Math club. It's a simple game of geometry and angles.

571
00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:24,620
 That's a simple game of shit, the fuck up.

572
00:22:24,620 --> 00:22:26,620
 Good God.

573
00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:27,620
 And what's the deal with your beer here?

574
00:22:27,620 --> 00:22:28,620
 I'm this lightweight shit.

575
00:22:28,620 --> 00:22:30,620
 What is this the first beer you ever had to?

576
00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:31,620
 Come on, drink it up.

577
00:22:31,620 --> 00:22:32,620
 Drink, drink, drink.

578
00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:33,620
 Eh, that's right.

579
00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:34,620
 My mother's milk.

580
00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:35,620
 [GROANS]

581
00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:37,620
 So...

582
00:22:37,620 --> 00:22:38,620
 The one.

583
00:22:38,620 --> 00:22:39,620
 Shut your face.

584
00:22:39,620 --> 00:22:41,620
 A little fucking cheats.

585
00:22:41,620 --> 00:22:42,620
 Nice.

586
00:22:42,620 --> 00:22:44,620
 What is up?

587
00:22:44,620 --> 00:22:45,620
 White people!

588
00:22:45,620 --> 00:22:46,620
 Oh!

589
00:22:46,620 --> 00:22:47,620
 Damn!

590
00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:48,620
 Tallow the drink and age now!

591
00:22:48,620 --> 00:22:50,620
 Must have missed the sign on a win.

592
00:22:50,620 --> 00:22:51,620
Nice move!

593
00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,620
 I know if one of these motherfuckers gets on line.

594
00:22:53,620 --> 00:22:54,620
 I know why the kick is ass.

595
00:22:54,620 --> 00:22:55,620
 Yeah, you hurt me!

596
00:22:55,620 --> 00:22:57,620
 No, but really what's up?

597
00:22:57,620 --> 00:22:59,620
 There's my new roommate.

598
00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:00,620
 Oh, that's just on a smile.

599
00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:02,620
 Oh, that's cool.

600
00:23:02,620 --> 00:23:04,620
 Oh, that's been drinking for us.

601
00:23:04,620 --> 00:23:05,620
 It's just first one.

602
00:23:05,620 --> 00:23:07,620
 [MUSIC]

603
00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:09,620
 [GUNSHOT]

604
00:23:09,620 --> 00:23:11,620
 [GUNSHOT]

605
00:23:11,620 --> 00:23:12,620
 [GASP]

606
00:23:12,620 --> 00:23:13,620
 You guys want to get some shots?

607
00:23:13,620 --> 00:23:14,620
 Yeah, we can do that.

608
00:23:14,620 --> 00:23:15,620
 Okay.

609
00:23:15,620 --> 00:23:16,620
 We'll get you back.

610
00:23:16,620 --> 00:23:17,620
 Come on in.

611
00:23:17,620 --> 00:23:18,620
 [GASP]

612
00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:20,620
 Hey, your first hangover.

613
00:23:20,620 --> 00:23:21,620
 Congratulations.

614
00:23:21,620 --> 00:23:23,620
 Yay!

615
00:23:23,620 --> 00:23:26,620
Now, thank you for ready for rule number seven.

616
00:23:26,620 --> 00:23:27,620
 You keep drinking.

617
00:23:27,620 --> 00:23:29,620
 You'll never be hungover.

618
00:23:29,620 --> 00:23:33,620
 Now, you know what makes me feel better during a hangover?

619
00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:34,620
 No.

620
00:23:34,620 --> 00:23:37,420
 It's the one girl you want to see after a blackout.

621
00:23:37,420 --> 00:23:39,620
 And she goes by the name of Mary.

622
00:23:39,620 --> 00:23:41,620
 Hold on.

623
00:23:41,620 --> 00:23:43,620
 Oh, my God!

624
00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:44,620
 We're in all that come from!

625
00:23:44,620 --> 00:23:45,620
 [GASP]

626
00:23:45,620 --> 00:23:46,620
 [GASP]

627
00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:47,620
 [GASP]

628
00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:48,620
 [GASP]

629
00:23:48,620 --> 00:23:52,620
 I guess we're going to have to work on this tolerance of yours.

630
00:23:52,620 --> 00:23:54,620
 Well, listen.

631
00:23:54,620 --> 00:23:56,620
 You rest up.

632
00:23:56,620 --> 00:24:00,620
 I have gotten appointment with the old sperm catcher.

633
00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:05,620
You stay here, drink up, and you will be right as rain in no time.

634
00:24:05,620 --> 00:24:06,620
 All right?

635
00:24:06,620 --> 00:24:07,620
 So I should just put--

636
00:24:07,620 --> 00:24:08,620
 Oh, I'll just take it with me.

637
00:24:08,620 --> 00:24:09,620
 Don't take it with me.

638
00:24:09,620 --> 00:24:10,620
 [GASP]

639
00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:11,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

640
00:24:11,620 --> 00:24:12,620
 [GASP]

641
00:24:12,620 --> 00:24:13,620
 [GASP]

642
00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:14,620
 [GASP]

643
00:24:14,620 --> 00:24:15,620
 [GASP]

644
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:19,620
 Oh, would you prefer it if I loved you and left you?

645
00:24:19,620 --> 00:24:20,620
 [GASP]

646
00:24:20,620 --> 00:24:21,620
 [GASP]

647
00:24:21,620 --> 00:24:23,620
 You want to get lost or something?

648
00:24:23,620 --> 00:24:25,620
 Well, one time were you here.

649
00:24:25,620 --> 00:24:27,620
 And you're sure I wasn't here.

650
00:24:27,620 --> 00:24:29,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

651
00:24:29,620 --> 00:24:31,620
 Doesn't sound like me.

652
00:24:31,620 --> 00:24:33,620
 All right, well then, yeah.

653
00:24:33,620 --> 00:24:34,620
 We'll just get together this weekend.

654
00:24:34,620 --> 00:24:35,620
It's redefined weird sex.

655
00:24:35,620 --> 00:24:39,620
 You can poop on my balls and we'll call it the dirty squirrel.

656
00:24:39,620 --> 00:24:44,620
 [LAUGHTER]

657
00:24:44,620 --> 00:24:45,620
 Oh, wait, your series?

658
00:24:45,620 --> 00:24:46,620
 You got a paper?

659
00:24:46,620 --> 00:24:47,620
 Oh, that's stupid.

660
00:24:47,620 --> 00:24:48,620
 Okay.

661
00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:49,620
 Well, yeah, let's do it next week.

662
00:24:49,620 --> 00:24:51,120
 Let's see when we get some of those track trophies.

663
00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:52,620
 And maybe we can do a little-- hello.

664
00:24:52,620 --> 00:24:53,220
 Hello?

665
00:24:53,220 --> 00:24:55,020
 Hello?

666
00:24:55,020 --> 00:24:55,620
 I'm sorry.

667
00:24:55,620 --> 00:24:59,620
 Are all girls crazy or is it just the ones I meet?

668
00:24:59,620 --> 00:25:00,220
 Sorry, man.

669
00:25:00,220 --> 00:25:01,620
 Too shame at 'em.

670
00:25:01,620 --> 00:25:02,620
 Shit.

671
00:25:02,620 --> 00:25:05,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

672
00:25:05,620 --> 00:25:08,620
 That'd make one for you, but, you know,

673
00:25:08,620 --> 00:25:11,620
but it still smells pretty funky.

674
00:25:11,620 --> 00:25:13,620
 No more verse for you, my friend.

675
00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:15,620
 Why they made the drinking age 21.

676
00:25:15,620 --> 00:25:18,620
 So you could build up a vid of a tower.

677
00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:19,620
 Hold that.

678
00:25:19,620 --> 00:25:24,620
 But hey, listen, don't feel bad about throwing up.

679
00:25:24,620 --> 00:25:26,620
 Happens to everybody.

680
00:25:26,620 --> 00:25:28,620
 Not off half a beer, but--

681
00:25:28,620 --> 00:25:31,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

682
00:25:31,620 --> 00:25:35,620
 You know what?

683
00:25:35,620 --> 00:25:36,620
 You sit there.

684
00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:42,620
 And those nights, the bathroom floor is your best friend.

685
00:25:42,620 --> 00:25:44,620
 You pray to God that the world will stop spending.

686
00:25:44,620 --> 00:25:47,620
 You even tell yourself you're going to quit drinking.

687
00:25:47,620 --> 00:25:50,620
Then you start feeling a little bit better.

688
00:25:50,620 --> 00:25:53,620
 Before you know it, you're right back on that same bathroom

689
00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:55,620
 floor of the following weekend.

690
00:25:55,620 --> 00:25:56,620
 Hold this.

691
00:25:56,620 --> 00:25:59,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

692
00:25:59,620 --> 00:26:12,620
 That is what we call building tolerance.

693
00:26:12,620 --> 00:26:15,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

694
00:26:15,620 --> 00:26:16,620
 Builds character, too.

695
00:26:16,620 --> 00:26:20,620
 So you got that look forward to, man.

696
00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:23,620
 All right, I am out of here.

697
00:26:23,620 --> 00:26:27,620
 But you have yourself a good time.

698
00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:29,620
 Play safe.

699
00:26:29,620 --> 00:26:30,620
 Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

700
00:26:30,620 --> 00:26:35,620
 God, damn it.

701
00:26:35,620 --> 00:26:38,620
 Do you want to come with me?

702
00:26:38,620 --> 00:26:39,620
 Yeah.

703
00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:40,620
 I thought you would.

704
00:26:40,620 --> 00:26:43,620
How the fuck am I supposed to get you in the bar?

705
00:26:43,620 --> 00:26:45,620
 15, you look like you're 10.

706
00:26:45,620 --> 00:26:47,620
 Oh, I got it.

707
00:26:47,620 --> 00:26:49,620
 Hello, Finnegan and Michael Walsh.

708
00:26:49,620 --> 00:27:02,620
 There it is.

709
00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:06,620
 My idea from when I was 16 reminds me of another rule.

710
00:27:06,620 --> 00:27:08,620
 Always get yourself a good idea.

711
00:27:08,620 --> 00:27:11,620
 Bit expired, but damn it.

712
00:27:11,620 --> 00:27:15,620
 Ah, damn my sexy mustache.

713
00:27:15,620 --> 00:27:16,620
 What do we do?

714
00:27:16,620 --> 00:27:17,620
 No, I got it.

715
00:27:17,620 --> 00:27:18,620
 All right, I got it.

716
00:27:18,620 --> 00:27:21,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

717
00:27:21,620 --> 00:27:27,620
 Ah, OK.

718
00:27:27,620 --> 00:27:31,620
 So last Halloween, I was co-cheese from the Beastie Boys video.

719
00:27:31,620 --> 00:27:33,620
 There you go.

720
00:27:33,620 --> 00:27:35,620
 Keep that guy on and hey, look at me.

721
00:27:35,620 --> 00:27:37,620
Look at me.

722
00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:38,620
 Yeah, I will have fun anyway.

723
00:27:38,620 --> 00:27:39,620
 Come on, let's go.

724
00:27:39,620 --> 00:27:44,620
 OK, listen up.

725
00:27:44,620 --> 00:27:45,620
 You want to get in?

726
00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:47,620
 First things first, this is all about confidence.

727
00:27:47,620 --> 00:27:49,620
 I know it's just can smell fear like shit.

728
00:27:49,620 --> 00:27:51,620
 OK, so just look natural.

729
00:27:51,620 --> 00:27:53,620
 Act natural.

730
00:27:53,620 --> 00:27:55,620
 Get up there and say, hey, how you doing?

731
00:27:55,620 --> 00:27:56,620
 How many ID?

732
00:27:56,620 --> 00:27:57,620
 Act casual.

733
00:27:57,620 --> 00:27:59,620
 OK, and we go a few pieces back, which is good to see

734
00:27:59,620 --> 00:28:00,620
 my big twice.

735
00:28:00,620 --> 00:28:02,620
 Even the bathroom, we get inside.

736
00:28:02,620 --> 00:28:03,620
 ID.

737
00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:04,620
 ID.

738
00:28:04,620 --> 00:28:06,620
 ID.

739
00:28:06,620 --> 00:28:07,620
 ID.

740
00:28:07,620 --> 00:28:08,620
 ID.

741
00:28:08,620 --> 00:28:10,620
 That mustache make you deaf.

742
00:28:10,620 --> 00:28:13,620
No ID times to get the fuck out of my line.

743
00:28:13,620 --> 00:28:17,620
 What the hell was that?

744
00:28:17,620 --> 00:28:19,620
 Did you listen to a single word I said?

745
00:28:19,620 --> 00:28:20,620
 You go, I come to the guy.

746
00:28:20,620 --> 00:28:22,620
 You hand him your ID and you say hi.

747
00:28:22,620 --> 00:28:25,620
 God damn it, I don't even know if there's a point to doing this.

748
00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:30,620
 Do you think you can give this a shot?

749
00:28:30,620 --> 00:28:31,620
 OK, practice run.

750
00:28:31,620 --> 00:28:33,620
 Give me your ID.

751
00:28:33,620 --> 00:28:34,620
 Hmm.

752
00:28:34,620 --> 00:28:35,620
 Hello, young man.

753
00:28:35,620 --> 00:28:36,620
 What's your name?

754
00:28:36,620 --> 00:28:38,620
 Tell me.

755
00:28:38,620 --> 00:28:39,620
 Tell me.

756
00:28:39,620 --> 00:28:45,620
 You're not really getting the concept here.

757
00:28:45,620 --> 00:28:46,620
 You're pretending to be me.

758
00:28:46,620 --> 00:28:47,620
 You've got my ID.

759
00:28:47,620 --> 00:28:49,620
You use my name, right?

760
00:28:49,620 --> 00:28:53,620
 OK, let's try again someplace else.

761
00:28:53,620 --> 00:28:54,620
 Come on.

762
00:28:54,620 --> 00:28:58,620
 OK, come here, come here.

763
00:28:58,620 --> 00:29:01,620
 OK, listen, I'll be until now your delivery's been pretty much shit.

764
00:29:01,620 --> 00:29:03,620
 So I went ahead and thought of a plan B.

765
00:29:03,620 --> 00:29:04,620
 Oh, there you go.

766
00:29:04,620 --> 00:29:06,620
 All right, it's going to be way better than you.

767
00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:07,620
 Staring, dumbly door guys all night.

768
00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:08,620
 So come on, come on.

769
00:29:08,620 --> 00:29:09,620
 Quick, quick, come on, come on.

770
00:29:09,620 --> 00:29:11,620
 OK, one, two, three, there we go.

771
00:29:11,620 --> 00:29:12,620
 There we go.

772
00:29:12,620 --> 00:29:14,620
 There we go.

773
00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:15,620
 [SCREAMING]

774
00:29:15,620 --> 00:29:17,620
 [SCREAMING]

775
00:29:17,620 --> 00:29:23,620
 You OK?

776
00:29:23,620 --> 00:29:25,620
 You're good.

777
00:29:25,620 --> 00:29:32,620
 Hey, man.

778
00:29:32,620 --> 00:29:34,620
What happened to you?

779
00:29:34,620 --> 00:29:36,620
 I was looking for you all night.

780
00:29:36,620 --> 00:29:37,620
 You happened to me.

781
00:29:37,620 --> 00:29:40,620
 You threw me through the window of a girl's restroom.

782
00:29:40,620 --> 00:29:48,620
 Did you get any digits?

783
00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,620
 Hey, listen, listen, man.

784
00:29:50,620 --> 00:29:52,620
 OK, maybe.

785
00:29:52,620 --> 00:29:58,620
 Maybe going picking up chicks and bars isn't for you, but tomorrow,

786
00:29:58,620 --> 00:30:01,620
 I am going to teach you how to pick up chicks in the classroom.

787
00:30:01,620 --> 00:30:04,620
 All right, it's going to be fun.

788
00:30:04,620 --> 00:30:06,620
 High five, five it out.

789
00:30:06,620 --> 00:30:08,620
 Big five behind you.

790
00:30:08,620 --> 00:30:10,620
 Hit the five.

791
00:30:10,620 --> 00:30:12,620
 One, two, three, four, five.

792
00:30:12,620 --> 00:30:14,620
 Boom, come on, slap it up.

793
00:30:14,620 --> 00:30:15,620
 Big slappy.

794
00:30:15,620 --> 00:30:24,620
I love the smell of freshman in the morning.

795
00:30:24,620 --> 00:30:25,620
 Hey, come on.

796
00:30:25,620 --> 00:30:26,620
 That's all upset about that, are you?

797
00:30:26,620 --> 00:30:27,620
 Huh?

798
00:30:27,620 --> 00:30:32,620
 Hey, scumbag, what are you doing in my classroom?

799
00:30:32,620 --> 00:30:34,620
 Well, it's good to see you too, sir.

800
00:30:34,620 --> 00:30:39,620
 I am actually in this class, but I have a few deaths in the family.

801
00:30:39,620 --> 00:30:42,620
 Took some time off, but you know what?

802
00:30:42,620 --> 00:30:43,620
 I'm back.

803
00:30:43,620 --> 00:30:46,620
 The tears are dry, and I'm ready to learn, sir.

804
00:30:46,620 --> 00:30:48,620
 Oh, cut the crap, pal.

805
00:30:48,620 --> 00:30:51,620
 You're skating on real thin ice here.

806
00:30:51,620 --> 00:30:52,620
 You little--

807
00:30:52,620 --> 00:30:55,620
Well, you see, sir, I'm actually hoping that that ice will thicken

808
00:30:55,620 --> 00:31:04,620
 with the winter months coming, and then I can go ahead and skate right

809
00:31:04,620 --> 00:31:05,620
 on through until spring.

810
00:31:05,620 --> 00:31:07,620
 Mmm, smart guy.

811
00:31:07,620 --> 00:31:10,620
 We'll see who's laughing when you're cleaning crap off of a

812
00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:12,620
 burger king bathroom store.

813
00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:14,620
 But your students are here to learn.

814
00:31:14,620 --> 00:31:16,620
 Us home.

815
00:31:16,620 --> 00:31:19,620
 And if you make so much as a peep, I'm going to bounce this mug

816
00:31:19,620 --> 00:31:23,620
 off your head so hard that you will wake up retarded.

817
00:31:23,620 --> 00:31:27,620
 Do you get me shit for brains?

818
00:31:27,620 --> 00:31:30,620
 Yes, sir.

819
00:31:30,620 --> 00:31:32,620
I love it when you talk, dirty.

820
00:31:32,620 --> 00:31:33,620
 You know, it's funny.

821
00:31:33,620 --> 00:31:36,620
 I was just mentioning to this guy about how I was going to give up

822
00:31:36,620 --> 00:31:37,620
 talking.

823
00:31:37,620 --> 00:31:39,620
 So, uh, we cool, huh?

824
00:31:39,620 --> 00:31:41,620
 Leave my sight.

825
00:31:41,620 --> 00:31:42,620
 Okay.

826
00:31:42,620 --> 00:31:53,620
 So, this is where all the girls hide during the day, huh?

827
00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:56,620
 Okay, Junior.

828
00:31:56,620 --> 00:31:57,620
 This is how it's done.

829
00:31:57,620 --> 00:31:58,620
 All right.

830
00:31:58,620 --> 00:32:00,620
 Rule 5.

831
00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:01,620
 Point 5.

832
00:32:01,620 --> 00:32:03,620
 Girls love a confident guy.

833
00:32:03,620 --> 00:32:08,620
 Okay, a confident, cool, but sensitive guy.

834
00:32:08,620 --> 00:32:10,620
 Hey there, princess.

835
00:32:10,620 --> 00:32:13,620
 I, uh, save a seat here for you.

836
00:32:13,620 --> 00:32:18,620
 What a bitch.

837
00:32:18,620 --> 00:32:21,620
Listen, I bet you never even talked to a girl in creep.

838
00:32:21,620 --> 00:32:23,620
 I'll see you do better.

839
00:32:23,620 --> 00:32:28,620
 Oh, my God.

840
00:32:28,620 --> 00:32:31,620
 Are you going to make her circle, yes or no?

841
00:32:31,620 --> 00:32:34,620
 Do you think I'm cute, note?

842
00:32:34,620 --> 00:32:37,620
 It is a do you think I'm cute, note?

843
00:32:37,620 --> 00:32:40,620
 Oh, Pee, we know.

844
00:32:40,620 --> 00:32:42,620
 You have so much to learn.

845
00:32:42,620 --> 00:32:45,620
 That sort of thing doesn't work with girls who have things like

846
00:32:45,620 --> 00:32:46,620
 boobs.

847
00:32:46,620 --> 00:33:04,620
 I told you so.

848
00:33:04,620 --> 00:33:09,620
 You really think that was going to work?

849
00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:11,620
 You're writing another one.

850
00:33:11,620 --> 00:33:13,620
 You did learn your lesson on the first one.

851
00:33:13,620 --> 00:33:18,620
You're going to make his both look like assholes.

852
00:33:18,620 --> 00:33:20,620
 So this is happening.

853
00:33:20,620 --> 00:33:23,620
 Oh, sorry.

854
00:33:23,620 --> 00:33:37,620
 Oh, she had you in bed.

855
00:33:37,620 --> 00:33:39,620
 What did you put in there?

856
00:33:39,620 --> 00:33:43,620
 No, I'm not sure.

857
00:33:43,620 --> 00:33:45,620
 Look at these notes.

858
00:33:45,620 --> 00:33:49,620
 Freaky fat kid up there kept passing me.

859
00:33:49,620 --> 00:33:54,620
 Yeah, that kid is a freak.

860
00:33:54,620 --> 00:33:57,620
 Oh, the kids.

861
00:33:57,620 --> 00:34:02,620
 We just glad that her little boy a few-wing better.

862
00:34:02,620 --> 00:34:05,620
 When I talked to Daddy.

863
00:34:05,620 --> 00:34:06,620
 Mm-hmm.

864
00:34:06,620 --> 00:34:07,620
 Okay.

865
00:34:07,620 --> 00:34:09,620
 George.

866
00:34:09,620 --> 00:34:11,620
 George.

867
00:34:11,620 --> 00:34:16,620
 George!

868
00:34:16,620 --> 00:34:19,620
 Daddy would have to call you later, okay?

869
00:34:19,620 --> 00:34:20,620
 Okay, Mommy.

870
00:34:20,620 --> 00:34:21,620
 I really got a sequel.

871
00:34:21,620 --> 00:34:22,620
 I'm going to go.

872
00:34:22,620 --> 00:34:23,620
Okay, I love you.

873
00:34:23,620 --> 00:34:26,620
 Okay, sweetie bye bye now.

874
00:34:26,620 --> 00:34:28,620
 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

875
00:34:28,620 --> 00:34:30,620
 I'm going to go.

876
00:34:30,620 --> 00:34:33,620
 Oh, my brother.

877
00:34:33,620 --> 00:34:37,620
 How did he turn this thing off?

878
00:34:37,620 --> 00:34:40,620
 That's got to be it.

879
00:34:40,620 --> 00:34:43,620
 Yeah.

880
00:34:43,620 --> 00:34:47,620
 Oh, yes.

881
00:34:47,620 --> 00:34:50,620
 Oh, George.

882
00:34:50,620 --> 00:34:55,620
 Oh, George.

883
00:34:55,620 --> 00:35:00,620
 The pepperizer you remembered.

884
00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:01,620
 Oh, yes.

885
00:35:01,620 --> 00:35:02,620
 Oh, yes.

886
00:35:02,620 --> 00:35:03,620
 Oh, yes.

887
00:35:03,620 --> 00:35:04,620
 Oh, yes.

888
00:35:04,620 --> 00:35:06,620
 Jerry, after job breakers, too.

889
00:35:06,620 --> 00:35:11,620
 Bring out his fake liquor and then to law the car.

890
00:35:11,620 --> 00:35:14,620
 Wow, man, you weren't just fucked up shit.

891
00:35:14,620 --> 00:35:19,620
 Oh, oh, oh, oh.

892
00:35:19,620 --> 00:35:23,620
 This is like a Dixa hazard with Roscoe Peak Old Trent.

893
00:35:23,620 --> 00:35:24,620
 Who is it?

894
00:35:24,620 --> 00:35:25,620
Donates.

895
00:35:25,620 --> 00:35:28,620
 Oh, oh, oh, oh.

896
00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:29,620
 Don't worry, man.

897
00:35:29,620 --> 00:35:30,620
 We all have a thing.

898
00:35:30,620 --> 00:35:31,620
 It's okay.

899
00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:35,620
 No, no, no, no, no, no.

900
00:35:35,620 --> 00:35:37,620
 You just no need to be embarrassed.

901
00:35:37,620 --> 00:35:40,620
 Look out for my parents.

902
00:35:40,620 --> 00:35:43,620
 Okay, that's pretty weird.

903
00:35:43,620 --> 00:35:46,620
 Why do you have a porno with your parents fucking?

904
00:35:46,620 --> 00:35:49,620
 Oh, gross.

905
00:35:49,620 --> 00:35:54,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

906
00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:58,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

907
00:35:58,620 --> 00:36:01,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

908
00:36:01,620 --> 00:36:04,620
 Smells weird in here.

909
00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:06,620
 Like trees or something.

910
00:36:06,620 --> 00:36:09,620
 Yeah, I went for a hike.

911
00:36:09,620 --> 00:36:12,620
 Because I wanted to-- you should try it sometimes.

912
00:36:12,620 --> 00:36:13,620
 It's a nature.

913
00:36:13,620 --> 00:36:19,620
You take the hike, dick fur brains, and take your mail to.

914
00:36:19,620 --> 00:36:22,620
 I'll leave you to lovebirds alone now.

915
00:36:22,620 --> 00:36:28,620
 You're not going to read your mail?

916
00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:30,620
 It's just bills or junk mail.

917
00:36:30,620 --> 00:36:31,620
 You don't have any bills.

918
00:36:31,620 --> 00:36:33,620
 Would you get to be so chatty?

919
00:36:33,620 --> 00:36:38,620
 Aside from the school, um, nothing I want to read.

920
00:36:38,620 --> 00:36:39,620
 Aren't you curious?

921
00:36:39,620 --> 00:36:41,620
 You're so interested to be my guest.

922
00:36:41,620 --> 00:36:44,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

923
00:36:44,620 --> 00:36:51,620
 So?

924
00:36:51,620 --> 00:36:53,620
 I thought you were curious.

925
00:36:53,620 --> 00:36:55,620
 Oh, shit.

926
00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:57,620
 It isn't good news.

927
00:36:57,620 --> 00:36:58,620
 See?

928
00:36:58,620 --> 00:37:00,620
 I fucking told you so.

929
00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:03,620
 You might want to read this.

930
00:37:03,620 --> 00:37:04,620
So do you want to read it?

931
00:37:04,620 --> 00:37:05,620
 So for it!

932
00:37:05,620 --> 00:37:07,620
 So basically, it says that you have to get an answer.

933
00:37:07,620 --> 00:37:08,620
 You have to get an answer.

934
00:37:08,620 --> 00:37:09,620
 Every single one of you midterms.

935
00:37:09,620 --> 00:37:11,620
 Oh, you're going to get a flunk out of school.

936
00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:16,620
 Well, they did it.

937
00:37:16,620 --> 00:37:19,620
 I always thought they were bluffing just to make me work harder.

938
00:37:19,620 --> 00:37:21,620
 That's not fair.

939
00:37:21,620 --> 00:37:28,620
 It's just not fair for I had school and I had nothing.

940
00:37:28,620 --> 00:37:32,620
 My whole life was a heck of me, but not--

941
00:37:32,620 --> 00:37:34,620
 Give me this.

942
00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:35,620
 Feel better?

943
00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:36,620
 Mr. Questions?

944
00:37:36,620 --> 00:37:39,620
Hey, Bradside, you have the whole place yourself here pretty soon.

945
00:37:39,620 --> 00:37:49,620
 Regulators.

946
00:37:49,620 --> 00:37:50,620
 Mount?

947
00:37:50,620 --> 00:37:51,620
 Ah!

948
00:37:51,620 --> 00:37:52,620
 We're going to party it together.

949
00:37:52,620 --> 00:37:53,620
 Let's do this.

950
00:37:53,620 --> 00:37:56,620
 Um, I'm working.

951
00:37:56,620 --> 00:37:58,620
 Plus, I have a thing about going to parties before noon.

952
00:37:58,620 --> 00:37:59,620
 Don't be an idiot!

953
00:37:59,620 --> 00:38:01,620
 Let's go get drunk!

954
00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:04,620
 I just opened and there are people here already.

955
00:38:04,620 --> 00:38:05,620
 You don't say.

956
00:38:05,620 --> 00:38:08,620
 Excuse me.

957
00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:10,620
 Just look infected to you.

958
00:38:10,620 --> 00:38:12,620
 Dear God, in heaven.

959
00:38:12,620 --> 00:38:13,620
 Yeah.

960
00:38:13,620 --> 00:38:14,620
 Oh!

961
00:38:14,620 --> 00:38:16,620
 You bastard.

962
00:38:16,620 --> 00:38:19,620
 Well, this I could use a day of nonsense.

963
00:38:19,620 --> 00:38:21,620
 That's all I can promise.

964
00:38:21,620 --> 00:38:32,620
So, this is what I missed out on by not going to college.

965
00:38:32,620 --> 00:38:41,620
 Hey, try not to get too drunk and make a bunch of dudes, okay?

966
00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:44,620
 Just make sure I don't get murdered, will you guys?

967
00:38:44,620 --> 00:38:46,620
 You're my kid.

968
00:38:46,620 --> 00:38:47,620
 Oh, you're my kid.

969
00:38:47,620 --> 00:38:49,620
 You're my kid.

970
00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:50,620
 Wonderful.

971
00:38:50,620 --> 00:39:00,620
 Are you next little guy?

972
00:39:00,620 --> 00:39:01,620
 Mm-hmm.

973
00:39:01,620 --> 00:39:04,620
 All right, this guy says he's next.

974
00:39:04,620 --> 00:39:05,620
 Wow!

975
00:39:05,620 --> 00:39:08,620
 That's right, ladies, Andre is a malabola.

976
00:39:08,620 --> 00:39:09,620
 The route.

977
00:39:09,620 --> 00:39:11,620
 Get your back.

978
00:39:11,620 --> 00:39:13,620
 Get your back.

979
00:39:13,620 --> 00:39:21,620
 Mm-hmm.

980
00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:22,620
 No, buddy.

981
00:39:22,620 --> 00:39:23,620
 Those are big boy balloons.

982
00:39:23,620 --> 00:39:24,620
 Stay away from them.

983
00:39:24,620 --> 00:39:25,620
 Oh!

984
00:39:25,620 --> 00:39:26,620
You get putch on the ball.

985
00:39:26,620 --> 00:39:27,620
 Let them putch on!

986
00:39:27,620 --> 00:39:28,620
 What the hell!

987
00:39:28,620 --> 00:39:29,620
 David, what did you do there?

988
00:39:29,620 --> 00:39:30,620
 You get.

989
00:39:30,620 --> 00:39:32,620
 Putch on the ball!

990
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:38,620
 Putch on the ball!

991
00:39:38,620 --> 00:39:43,620
 Y'all, nice hat, douche.

992
00:39:43,620 --> 00:39:45,620
 All right, rule number five.

993
00:39:45,620 --> 00:39:47,620
 I'll always be one of the everywhere you go.

994
00:39:47,620 --> 00:39:49,620
 Okay, go on and for suckers and fresh, man.

995
00:39:49,620 --> 00:39:52,620
 Shoulders pull that out of your ass?

996
00:39:52,620 --> 00:39:56,620
 Oh, it's good!

997
00:39:56,620 --> 00:39:57,620
 Yeah!

998
00:39:57,620 --> 00:39:59,620
 Now, see, that's what I'm talking about.

999
00:39:59,620 --> 00:40:01,620
 See, you bitch, niches, laughs!

1000
00:40:01,620 --> 00:40:02,620
 I'm gonna take this shit.

1001
00:40:02,620 --> 00:40:03,620
 I have some money.

1002
00:40:03,620 --> 00:40:04,620
 Mm-hmm.

1003
00:40:04,620 --> 00:40:06,620
All right, you two can stick with me.

1004
00:40:06,620 --> 00:40:08,620
 I'll show you how it's done.

1005
00:40:08,620 --> 00:40:10,620
 Let me not go caramelized.

1006
00:40:10,620 --> 00:40:11,620
 I know, I know.

1007
00:40:11,620 --> 00:40:13,620
 I feel what you're going through.

1008
00:40:13,620 --> 00:40:15,620
 I feel what you're going through.

1009
00:40:15,620 --> 00:40:17,620
 I'm not going through.

1010
00:40:17,620 --> 00:40:21,620
 Yeah, it's breaking out the hole and bringing in the heel.

1011
00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:23,620
 Dance for me.

1012
00:40:23,620 --> 00:40:25,620
 Dance for me.

1013
00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:26,620
 You either got the--

1014
00:40:26,620 --> 00:40:27,620
 Yeah!

1015
00:40:27,620 --> 00:40:28,620
 Get up!

1016
00:40:28,620 --> 00:40:29,620
 Yeah!

1017
00:40:29,620 --> 00:40:30,620
 Get up!

1018
00:40:30,620 --> 00:40:31,620
 Come on!

1019
00:40:31,620 --> 00:40:32,620
 Yeah!

1020
00:40:32,620 --> 00:40:33,620
 Get up!

1021
00:40:33,620 --> 00:40:38,620
 Rock it, truffle, truffle, fake, roll, keep it, keep it tight, tight, tight.

1022
00:40:38,620 --> 00:40:40,620
 Oh, fuck.

1023
00:40:40,620 --> 00:40:44,620
Tonight, tonight, you bitch and see.

1024
00:40:44,620 --> 00:40:47,620
 Oh, it's a boom, suckers!

1025
00:40:47,620 --> 00:40:48,620
 Oh, lady, fuck it.

1026
00:40:48,620 --> 00:40:49,620
 Put it out tonight.

1027
00:40:49,620 --> 00:40:50,620
 Oh, let me a pause.

1028
00:40:50,620 --> 00:40:52,620
 You hit a bit of a horn before.

1029
00:40:52,620 --> 00:40:53,620
 It's in.

1030
00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:54,620
 Boom, suckers!

1031
00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:55,620
 Oh, my God.

1032
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:56,620
 This is a hot hand.

1033
00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:57,620
 It's a hot hand.

1034
00:40:57,620 --> 00:40:58,620
 Come on, man.

1035
00:40:58,620 --> 00:40:59,620
 I need you.

1036
00:40:59,620 --> 00:41:00,620
 Come here, man.

1037
00:41:00,620 --> 00:41:01,620
 Why would I want to do that?

1038
00:41:01,620 --> 00:41:02,620
 You know, I'd definitely hit it.

1039
00:41:02,620 --> 00:41:04,620
 It's like you ain't doing it once I can not trash.

1040
00:41:04,620 --> 00:41:06,620
 Sounds like that could be a bad thing.

1041
00:41:06,620 --> 00:41:07,620
 Yeah.

1042
00:41:07,620 --> 00:41:08,620
 Wait, wait, wait.

1043
00:41:08,620 --> 00:41:09,620
 Where are you going?

1044
00:41:09,620 --> 00:41:10,620
You come on.

1045
00:41:10,620 --> 00:41:11,620
 Come on.

1046
00:41:11,620 --> 00:41:13,620
 Excuse me.

1047
00:41:13,620 --> 00:41:17,620
 Do either of you know where the dirty fucking Horabag section is?

1048
00:41:17,620 --> 00:41:19,620
 Oh, Jenny, I didn't see you there.

1049
00:41:19,620 --> 00:41:20,620
 It must be here.

1050
00:41:20,620 --> 00:41:21,620
 Oh, my friend.

1051
00:41:21,620 --> 00:41:24,620
 You're writing a paper this weekend?

1052
00:41:24,620 --> 00:41:26,620
 About that paper.

1053
00:41:26,620 --> 00:41:29,620
 See, you were kind of my inspiration.

1054
00:41:29,620 --> 00:41:34,620
 My teacher assigned me to do a paper about a guy who was the college to party instead of

1055
00:41:34,620 --> 00:41:35,620
 learn.

1056
00:41:35,620 --> 00:41:36,620
 So I went to the campus bar.

1057
00:41:36,620 --> 00:41:37,620
 The only one opened before noon.

1058
00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:38,620
 And there you were.

1059
00:41:38,620 --> 00:41:40,620
 But see, I had a great time.

1060
00:41:40,620 --> 00:41:41,620
Don't get me wrong.

1061
00:41:41,620 --> 00:41:42,620
 And the class loved it.

1062
00:41:42,620 --> 00:41:45,620
 I learned a lot of things I didn't want to know.

1063
00:41:45,620 --> 00:41:46,620
 And I got an A.

1064
00:41:46,620 --> 00:41:51,620
 But now that the paper's done, so are we.

1065
00:41:51,620 --> 00:41:53,620
 She Hor!

1066
00:41:53,620 --> 00:41:54,620
 Hey!

1067
00:41:54,620 --> 00:41:55,620
 You think I must come back?

1068
00:41:55,620 --> 00:41:57,620
 You hoard yourself out for a paper.

1069
00:41:57,620 --> 00:41:58,620
 Correction.

1070
00:41:58,620 --> 00:42:00,620
 I hoard myself out for an A.

1071
00:42:00,620 --> 00:42:02,620
 Get out of here, asshole.

1072
00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:05,620
 Take your midget friend and go cry somewhere else.

1073
00:42:05,620 --> 00:42:07,620
 Oh, hey, believe the old broad.

1074
00:42:07,620 --> 00:42:10,620
 Think my boys are starting to take a leg and you're hurt.

1075
00:42:10,620 --> 00:42:11,620
 She's like 40.

1076
00:42:11,620 --> 00:42:12,620
 Oh, my God, so old.

1077
00:42:12,620 --> 00:42:13,620
 [LAUGHS]

1078
00:42:13,620 --> 00:42:20,620
Did you just flick me?

1079
00:42:20,620 --> 00:42:22,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1080
00:42:22,620 --> 00:42:24,620
 [LAUGHS]

1081
00:42:24,620 --> 00:42:25,620
 [LAUGHS]

1082
00:42:25,620 --> 00:42:26,620
 [LAUGHS]

1083
00:42:26,620 --> 00:42:29,620
 Guys, take this fuck outside.

1084
00:42:29,620 --> 00:42:31,620
 I'll keep you something to cry about.

1085
00:42:31,620 --> 00:42:32,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1086
00:42:32,620 --> 00:42:36,620
 You know, I didn't plan on fucking anyone up tonight.

1087
00:42:36,620 --> 00:42:38,620
 Those plans just changed.

1088
00:42:38,620 --> 00:42:40,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1089
00:42:40,620 --> 00:42:41,620
 [LAUGHS]

1090
00:42:41,620 --> 00:42:42,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1091
00:42:42,620 --> 00:42:43,620
 Oh, gee, okay, come on.

1092
00:42:43,620 --> 00:42:44,620
 Yeah, bitch.

1093
00:42:44,620 --> 00:42:45,620
 [LAUGHS]

1094
00:42:45,620 --> 00:42:46,620
 Fuck it, sir.

1095
00:42:46,620 --> 00:42:47,620
 [LAUGHS]

1096
00:42:47,620 --> 00:42:48,620
 [LAUGHS]

1097
00:42:48,620 --> 00:42:49,620
 [LAUGHS]

1098
00:42:49,620 --> 00:42:51,620
 [LAUGHS]

1099
00:42:51,620 --> 00:42:52,620
 [LAUGHS]

1100
00:42:52,620 --> 00:42:55,620
 Oh, I am an impressive specimen.

1101
00:42:55,620 --> 00:42:56,620
 What's up with you?

1102
00:42:56,620 --> 00:42:57,620
 Yeah!

1103
00:42:57,620 --> 00:42:58,620
 No, no, no, no.

1104
00:42:58,620 --> 00:42:59,620
 It's V-P.

1105
00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:01,620
There's no rules.

1106
00:43:01,620 --> 00:43:02,620
 [LAUGHS]

1107
00:43:02,620 --> 00:43:03,620
 Oh, that damn--

1108
00:43:03,620 --> 00:43:04,620
 [LAUGHS]

1109
00:43:04,620 --> 00:43:05,620
 [LAUGHS]

1110
00:43:05,620 --> 00:43:06,620
 Oh, no, no.

1111
00:43:06,620 --> 00:43:08,620
 Ah, come on, go, go!

1112
00:43:08,620 --> 00:43:09,620
 [LAUGHS]

1113
00:43:09,620 --> 00:43:12,620
 I'm sorry to break a full of fun here.

1114
00:43:12,620 --> 00:43:16,620
 You two gentlemen over to the side of the house.

1115
00:43:16,620 --> 00:43:18,620
 Put your hand on the wall.

1116
00:43:18,620 --> 00:43:20,620
 I-D's Bello's I-D's.

1117
00:43:20,620 --> 00:43:22,620
 Bring them out.

1118
00:43:22,620 --> 00:43:23,620
 Let's go.

1119
00:43:23,620 --> 00:43:25,620
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1120
00:43:25,620 --> 00:43:26,620
 This ain't over.

1121
00:43:26,620 --> 00:43:27,620
 I think I'll do this one.

1122
00:43:27,620 --> 00:43:29,620
 Whoa, hell.

1123
00:43:29,620 --> 00:43:31,620
 Who doesn't land under a calski?

1124
00:43:31,620 --> 00:43:33,620
 [LAUGHS]

1125
00:43:33,620 --> 00:43:36,620
 You know, you shouldn't be grab-ass in half way through the season.

1126
00:43:36,620 --> 00:43:38,620
 You guys, I'm sorry.

1127
00:43:38,620 --> 00:43:41,620
This guy here made a Polish joke.

1128
00:43:41,620 --> 00:43:42,620
 All right, that's my heritage.

1129
00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:43,620
 I can't stand for that.

1130
00:43:43,620 --> 00:43:45,620
 Coach doesn't have to hear about this, does he?

1131
00:43:45,620 --> 00:43:47,620
 Hey, where the bad guy is, McDaniel?

1132
00:43:48,620 --> 00:43:50,620
 Hey, hands on the wall.

1133
00:43:50,620 --> 00:43:51,620
 What did I tell you about that?

1134
00:43:51,620 --> 00:43:52,620
 Keep your hands on the wall.

1135
00:43:52,620 --> 00:43:55,620
 I almost teased you right in the balls.

1136
00:43:55,620 --> 00:43:58,620
 Look, we know it's a big game coming up.

1137
00:43:58,620 --> 00:44:01,620
 We're gonna let it slide this week, all right?

1138
00:44:01,620 --> 00:44:03,620
 But we see either of you two again.

1139
00:44:03,620 --> 00:44:05,620
 Especially you punk.

1140
00:44:05,620 --> 00:44:07,620
You're gonna be answering to the judge in the morning.

1141
00:44:07,620 --> 00:44:08,620
 Not to us.

1142
00:44:08,620 --> 00:44:09,620
 I'll make sure that doesn't happen, sir.

1143
00:44:09,620 --> 00:44:10,620
 Thank you so much.

1144
00:44:10,620 --> 00:44:12,620
 Make sure we don't see you again.

1145
00:44:12,620 --> 00:44:14,620
 Except maybe on the field, huh?

1146
00:44:14,620 --> 00:44:16,620
 [LAUGHS]

1147
00:44:16,620 --> 00:44:18,620
 You guys coming up this weekend?

1148
00:44:18,620 --> 00:44:20,620
 Well, take some tickets.

1149
00:44:20,620 --> 00:44:21,620
 I've met the box office.

1150
00:44:21,620 --> 00:44:22,620
 He's doing a great job, guys.

1151
00:44:22,620 --> 00:44:25,620
 And may I say, excellent notstashes.

1152
00:44:25,620 --> 00:44:26,620
 Fantastic.

1153
00:44:26,620 --> 00:44:30,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1154
00:44:30,620 --> 00:44:32,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1155
00:44:32,620 --> 00:44:34,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1156
00:44:34,620 --> 00:44:36,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1157
00:44:36,620 --> 00:44:38,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1158
00:44:38,620 --> 00:44:40,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1159
00:44:40,620 --> 00:44:42,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1160
00:44:42,620 --> 00:44:44,620
[MUSIC PLAYING]

1161
00:44:44,620 --> 00:44:46,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1162
00:44:46,620 --> 00:44:48,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1163
00:44:48,620 --> 00:44:50,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1164
00:44:50,620 --> 00:44:52,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1165
00:44:52,620 --> 00:44:54,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1166
00:44:54,620 --> 00:44:56,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1167
00:44:56,620 --> 00:44:58,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1168
00:44:58,620 --> 00:45:00,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1169
00:45:00,620 --> 00:45:02,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1170
00:45:02,620 --> 00:45:04,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1171
00:45:04,620 --> 00:45:06,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1172
00:45:06,620 --> 00:45:08,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1173
00:45:08,620 --> 00:45:10,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1174
00:45:10,620 --> 00:45:12,620
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1175
00:45:12,620 --> 00:45:24,660
 [ Music ]

1176
00:45:24,660 --> 00:45:34,080
 [ Music ]

1177
00:45:34,080 --> 00:46:02,080
 [ Music ]

1178
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:26,080
 [ Music ]

1179
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:33,080
 [ Music ]

1180
00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:40,080
 [ Music ]

1181
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:49,080
 [ Music ]

1182
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:59,080
 [ Music ]

1183
00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:04,080
 [ Music ]

1184
00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:13,080
 [ Music ]

1185
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:20,080
 [ Music ]

1186
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:23,080
 [ Music ]

1187
00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:27,080
 [ Music ]

1188
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:32,080
 [ Music ]

1189
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:38,080
 [ Music ]

1190
00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:45,080
 [ Music ]

1191
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:48,080
 [ Music ]

1192
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:53,080
 [ Music ]

1193
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:58,080
 [ Music ]

1194
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:03,080
 [ Music ]

1195
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:07,080
 [ Music ]

1196
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:17,080
 [ Music ]

1197
00:48:17,080 --> 00:48:19,080
[ Music ]

1198
00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:21,080
 Hey.

1199
00:48:21,080 --> 00:48:25,080
 Any other big man?

1200
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:26,080
 Where you been?

1201
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,080
 Do you have it been to class in over a week?

1202
00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:32,080
 You're going to get kicked out of your own turn yourself around right now.

1203
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:33,080
 I'm done, man.

1204
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:34,080
 I'm done with the whole thing.

1205
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:35,080
 Hey!

1206
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:42,080
 You put me through hell and I wanted to give up, but I had to suck it up and move back into the cell

1207
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:44,080
 hole with your crazy ass.

1208
00:48:44,080 --> 00:48:49,080
 You haven't done a goddamn thing, but feel sorry for yourself and you're giving up.

1209
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,080
 You haven't even tried and you're quitting.

1210
00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:53,080
Well, forget that asshole.

1211
00:48:53,080 --> 00:48:55,080
 Your ass is going to start trying.

1212
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:57,080
 Are you going to let the skis back ruin your life?

1213
00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:01,080
 Or are you going to go out there and pop a load of truth in her ass?

1214
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:08,080
 At least put forth a little bit of effort so that if you fail, you'll know it's because you're a dumb shit and not a pussy!

1215
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:14,080
 People keep telling you to stand up for myself, but you don't know who I am.

1216
00:49:14,080 --> 00:49:16,080
 You're the only friend I've ever had, Finn.

1217
00:49:16,080 --> 00:49:21,080
And I'll be damned if I'm going to let my first friend take off and tear his life apart.

1218
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:26,080
 Oh, are you going to get up off your ass and get to work?

1219
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:29,080
 [ Sighs ]

1220
00:49:29,080 --> 00:49:30,080
 Well...

1221
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:34,080
 No, I will! Get your ass up before I kick your ass up!

1222
00:49:34,080 --> 00:49:37,080
 [ Sighs ]

1223
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:39,080
 You're right.

1224
00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:41,080
 Rule three and four.

1225
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:45,080
 Surround yourself with good people and good things happen to you.

1226
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:49,080
 Surround yourself with crazy bitches and...

1227
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:52,080
 You end up on the floor.

1228
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:54,080
 I'm really sorry about everything.

1229
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:57,080
 You know, you're a good guy, Toby.

1230
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:59,080
You're a really good friend.

1231
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:06,080
 Okay.

1232
00:50:06,080 --> 00:50:08,080
 Drink this, clean yourself up.

1233
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,080
 And we'll get started.

1234
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:15,080
 [ Laughs ]

1235
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:18,080
 I got you back, bitch!

1236
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:20,080
 [ Laughs ]

1237
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:22,080
 I respect that.

1238
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:25,080
 About played.

1239
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:45,080
 [ Music ]

1240
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:46,080
 Yeah!

1241
00:50:46,080 --> 00:50:48,080
 [ Laughs ]

1242
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:55,080
 [ Music ]

1243
00:50:55,080 --> 00:51:02,080
 [ Music ]

1244
00:51:02,080 --> 00:51:09,080
 [ Music ]

1245
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:16,080
 [ Music ]

1246
00:51:16,080 --> 00:51:42,080
 [ Music ]

1247
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:47,080
 I think I got this.

1248
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:53,080
 Still gonna make a cheat sheet in case of a brain shark, but, yeah, I think I got this.

1249
00:51:53,080 --> 00:52:06,080
 [ Music ]

1250
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:08,080
 Hey, you gotta admit, I'm...

1251
00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:11,080
 You're gonna better, right?

1252
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:14,080
 Not if I have anything to say about it.

1253
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:17,080
That's not cool, man.

1254
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:20,080
 I'm not paid to get cool, man.

1255
00:52:20,080 --> 00:52:27,080
 I'm paid to make sure that scumbags like you don't have the chance to screw up this wonderful country of ours.

1256
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:33,080
 Now take your seat. You are polluting my breathing room and you're late.

1257
00:52:33,080 --> 00:52:40,080
 [ Music ]

1258
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:43,080
 I'm gonna finish this class.

1259
00:52:43,080 --> 00:52:47,080
 [ Music ]

1260
00:52:47,080 --> 00:52:51,080
 We'll be having a study session for next week's midterms.

1261
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:55,080
 I will be giving out study sheets and you can study either in groups or individually.

1262
00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:58,080
 If anyone has any questions, just come up and ask me.

1263
00:52:58,080 --> 00:53:00,080
Hey, you work with those if you want.

1264
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:03,080
 It's got a tardin' smart.

1265
00:53:03,080 --> 00:53:04,080
 Cool.

1266
00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:10,080
 [ Music ]

1267
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:15,080
 Oh, so, I totally saw that whole thing go down between you and that jock guy.

1268
00:53:15,080 --> 00:53:17,080
 I thought he was gonna murder you.

1269
00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:19,080
 I mean, that was so crazy.

1270
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:22,080
 So, what, he likes to steal your girlfriend or something?

1271
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:25,080
 No, actually, that's his sister.

1272
00:53:25,080 --> 00:53:29,080
 And I said it's not cool for you to be banging your sister.

1273
00:53:29,080 --> 00:53:32,080
 But I guess wherever they come from, it's cool.

1274
00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:35,080
 Oh, you, that's really gross.

1275
00:53:35,080 --> 00:53:40,080
So, are you guys going to that November Fest Kagger next weekend?

1276
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:43,080
 It's gonna be like another mega-rager.

1277
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:50,080
 I can't because I have a few tests that I have to take.

1278
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:52,080
 You know, you're gonna get back in good standing at school?

1279
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:55,080
 No, next weekend.

1280
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:58,080
 In terms of gonna be over, you gotta go.

1281
00:53:58,080 --> 00:54:01,080
 It's gonna be like the awesomest, awesomest party ever.

1282
00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:04,080
 When you put it like that, how can I say no?

1283
00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:05,080
 Look at you!

1284
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:09,080
 Dude, isn't true November Fest is amazing.

1285
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:10,080
 Yeah.

1286
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:12,080
There was one time, third year sophomore year.

1287
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:15,080
 I tried to stay drunk for an entire month, but as it turns out,

1288
00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:18,080
 the school campus did not think it was as sweet as I did.

1289
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:23,080
 [ Music ]

1290
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:24,080
 That's it.

1291
00:54:24,080 --> 00:54:25,080
 I'm done.

1292
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:28,080
 I'm feeling my brain pulsating.

1293
00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:30,080
 I think it wants out.

1294
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:32,080
 Hey, let's go to the bar.

1295
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:33,080
 Grab a beer.

1296
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:34,080
 Relax.

1297
00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:35,080
 Say hi to everybody.

1298
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:37,080
 That might be the worst idea you've ever had.

1299
00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:40,080
 Well, maybe not the worst, but it's certainly up there.

1300
00:54:40,080 --> 00:54:44,080
You have your first and most important test of your life in the morning.

1301
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:45,080
 It's late, all right?

1302
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:48,080
 We deserve something for all the hard work we've been doing.

1303
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:49,080
 Shh!

1304
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,080
 Shut up, homeless Jesus.

1305
00:54:51,080 --> 00:54:52,080
 Yeah, it's right.

1306
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:53,080
 Turn around.

1307
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:54,080
 Listen, I promise.

1308
00:54:54,080 --> 00:54:56,080
 I will just have one, okay?

1309
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:58,080
 Anything else we can put in all this hard work?

1310
00:54:58,080 --> 00:55:00,080
 Bust my ass, just to blow it, huh?

1311
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:01,080
 You don't know me.

1312
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:03,080
 A guy damn thing.

1313
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:06,080
 But if I ever need my wife,

1314
00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:10,080
 raped and murdered, you better have my back.

1315
00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:13,080
So then he says that the drunk and homeless guy,

1316
00:55:13,080 --> 00:55:14,080
 that's fine.

1317
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:16,080
 Just go to the right house first.

1318
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:17,080
 Boom!

1319
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:18,080
 Ah?

1320
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:19,080
 You ready, Gator?

1321
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:21,080
 About two jokes ago.

1322
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:23,080
 All right, all right, can we five minutes?

1323
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:25,080
 I got my talents off itself, be true.

1324
00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:26,080
 I know.

1325
00:55:26,080 --> 00:55:29,080
 I really think he's gonna fuck me.

1326
00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:30,080
 Hey, I'm girl.

1327
00:55:30,080 --> 00:55:32,080
 You know how many in the books do lately?

1328
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:35,080
 No, I really think he's gonna fuck me.

1329
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:36,080
 Hey, I'm girl.

1330
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:38,080
 You know how many in the books do lately?

1331
00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:40,080
 No, that meat had creeped just walked in.

1332
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:41,080
 Oh, fuck me.

1333
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:46,080
You guys are crazy if you think I'm serving you, so why don't you just leave?

1334
00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:48,080
 Hey, truth.

1335
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:49,080
 All right?

1336
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:51,080
 We don't mean any harm.

1337
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:52,080
 Just came by to say hi.

1338
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:54,080
 We had some drinks with our friends.

1339
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:56,080
 Hey, speaking of which,

1340
00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:58,080
 who's my friend from the other night?

1341
00:55:58,080 --> 00:56:00,080
 To go home and shut.

1342
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:02,080
 In the fucking face.

1343
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:04,080
 [screaming]

1344
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:05,080
 Yeah!

1345
00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:08,080
 Well, he's not here, and as far as I'm concerned,

1346
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:09,080
 neither are you.

1347
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:12,080
 So why don't you take your business elsewhere, dickhold?

1348
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:15,080
You know, it's gonna be really hard for our relationship to boss,

1349
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:18,080
 and if you keep shutting me out like this,

1350
00:56:18,080 --> 00:56:20,080
 it's gonna be a good thing to do.

1351
00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:22,080
 It's gonna be a good thing to do.

1352
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:23,080
 It's gonna be a good thing to do.

1353
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:24,080
 It's gonna be a good thing to do.

1354
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:25,080
 It's gonna be a good thing to do.

1355
00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:26,080
 It's gonna be a good thing to do.

1356
00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:27,080
 It's gonna be a good thing to do.

1357
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:28,080
 It's gonna be a good thing to do.

1358
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:29,080
 It's gonna be a good thing to do.

1359
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:30,080
 It's gonna be a good thing to do.

1360
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:31,080
 It's gonna be a good thing to do.

1361
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:32,080
It's gonna be a good thing to do.

1362
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:33,080
 It's gonna be a good thing to do.

1363
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:34,080
 It's gonna be a good thing to do.

1364
00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:35,080
 It's gonna be a good thing to do.

1365
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:36,080
 It's gonna be a good thing to do.

1366
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:37,080
 It's gonna be a good thing to do.

1367
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:38,080
 It's gonna be a good thing to do.

1368
00:56:38,080 --> 00:56:40,080
 Sorry.

1369
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:42,080
 I was cursed with two left feet.

1370
00:56:42,080 --> 00:56:44,080
 Is that right?

1371
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:47,080
 I'm not gonna be cursed with two black eyes, dickhead.

1372
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:49,080
 Oh!

1373
00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:51,080
 It's like my sister.

1374
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:52,080
 She's gonna pause me.

1375
00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:53,080
 God, damn it.

1376
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,080
 You just don't know where to shut the fuck up, do you?

1377
00:56:55,080 --> 00:56:56,080
 Don't!

1378
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:57,080
 Oh!

1379
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:58,080
 Bam!

1380
00:56:58,080 --> 00:56:59,080
Bam!

1381
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:00,080
 Yeah.

1382
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:02,080
 Where's the clever comeback now, funny boy?

1383
00:57:02,080 --> 00:57:03,080
 Cute out, run.

1384
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:04,080
 Cute out.

1385
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:05,080
 Cute.

1386
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:07,080
 Come on, baby.

1387
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:09,080
 So who's giving me an FJ first?

1388
00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:11,080
 [LAUGHTER]

1389
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:13,080
 You guys will never guess what I just did.

1390
00:57:13,080 --> 00:57:15,080
 I beat the crap out of this douchebag jock.

1391
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:17,080
 [LAUGHTER]

1392
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:19,080
 I'm so strong.

1393
00:57:19,080 --> 00:57:20,080
 I don't know.

1394
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:21,080
 And then I win.

1395
00:57:21,080 --> 00:57:22,080
 I ain't stole my test.

1396
00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:24,080
 Isn't that right, teach?

1397
00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:25,080
 [LAUGHTER]

1398
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:27,080
 That's right, get in here.

1399
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:29,080
 Wait, why'd we stop?

1400
00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:30,080
 What's happening?

1401
00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:31,080
 Hey.

1402
00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:33,080
 What?

1403
00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:37,080
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1404
00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:39,080
 Ah, crap, it's a dream.

1405
00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:42,080
Hey, wakey, wakey.

1406
00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:43,080
 Time to go.

1407
00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:45,080
 Hey, ah.

1408
00:57:45,080 --> 00:57:46,080
 You messed up trickface.

1409
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:47,080
 We warned you.

1410
00:57:47,080 --> 00:57:49,080
 You gotta go talk to the judge tomorrow.

1411
00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:51,080
 No, guys, no, no, no, tomorrow.

1412
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:52,080
 Listen, I think there's a test.

1413
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:53,080
 I've got a pass tomorrow.

1414
00:57:53,080 --> 00:57:54,080
 Oh, great.

1415
00:57:54,080 --> 00:57:55,080
 Well, we gave you a test too, and you failed.

1416
00:57:55,080 --> 00:57:56,080
 Let's go.

1417
00:57:56,080 --> 00:57:57,080
 Let's go!

1418
00:57:57,080 --> 00:57:58,080
 Let's go, let's go!

1419
00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:59,080
 That's holes!

1420
00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:00,080
 Don't resist.

1421
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:01,080
 I'm in the way.

1422
00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:02,080
 Thanks for the tickets.

1423
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:03,580
 Those are great seats.

1424
00:58:03,580 --> 00:58:04,960
 Any time, sir.

1425
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:05,800
 Thanks for stopping in.

1426
00:58:05,800 --> 00:58:07,960
 I feel safe already.

1427
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:09,920
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, nice.

1428
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:10,240
 It's cool.

1429
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:11,240
 It's all bad, everything, man.

1430
00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:12,560
 Just stay here.

1431
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:14,160
 We'll be cool.

1432
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:15,480
 Talk about some fit.

1433
00:58:15,480 --> 00:58:16,480
 God damn it.

1434
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:19,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1435
00:58:19,480 --> 00:58:21,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1436
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1437
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:25,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1438
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:27,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1439
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:29,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1440
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:31,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1441
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:33,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1442
00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:43,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1443
00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:45,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1444
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:47,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1445
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1446
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:53,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1447
00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:55,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1448
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:57,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1449
00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:59,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1450
00:58:59,480 --> 00:59:01,480
 Can't believe this happened.

1451
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:02,480
 It's all I worked on the shitter.

1452
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:09,480
I hope that jock ass hook gets stomach cancer and dies a slow painful death.

1453
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:12,480
 I'll visit him in the hospital every day and remind him he's going to die soon.

1454
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:13,480
 How are you laughing right now?

1455
00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:16,480
 I missed my test this morning, so, you know, that's it.

1456
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:18,480
 I'm out of school.

1457
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:20,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1458
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:22,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1459
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:24,480
 I just want to get for trying.

1460
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:25,480
 What the fuck?

1461
00:59:25,480 --> 00:59:26,480
 This is funny to you?

1462
00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:27,480
 Did you hear me?

1463
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:29,480
 I missed my goddamn test this morning, so that's it.

1464
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:30,480
 It's over.

1465
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:31,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1466
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:35,480
Technically, but I still think you did pretty well on it.

1467
00:59:35,480 --> 00:59:36,480
 What the hell does that mean?

1468
00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:40,480
 Well, we couldn't bail you out of jail, so I bailed you out of your test.

1469
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:43,480
 Well, you got me like an extension?

1470
00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:45,480
 No, I got you in A.

1471
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:47,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1472
00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:48,480
 How did you do that?

1473
00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:49,480
 I mean, they--

1474
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:52,480
 screen everybody before they go in to take the test.

1475
00:59:52,480 --> 00:59:55,480
 Hello, I'm fitting in Michael Walsh.

1476
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:57,480
 One hand done.

1477
00:59:57,480 --> 00:59:59,480
 Oh, it's beef head.

1478
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:00,480
 What I'm done?

1479
01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:01,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1480
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:03,480
 You.

1481
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:04,480
 [LAUGHS]

1482
01:00:04,480 --> 01:00:05,480
 You have to son of a bitch.

1483
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:07,480
Are you kidding me?

1484
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:08,480
 Do it, you're my savior.

1485
01:00:08,480 --> 01:00:09,480
 Hello.

1486
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:10,480
 Oh, I'm done.

1487
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:11,480
 No, that's the thing we got.

1488
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:12,480
 We got it.

1489
01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:13,480
 [LAUGHS]

1490
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:15,480
 Do you actually pull this off?

1491
01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:23,480
 This is the most wonderful, amazing thing I've ever heard of in my entire life.

1492
01:00:23,480 --> 01:00:25,480
 I have an e-con test to get to.

1493
01:00:25,480 --> 01:00:27,480
 I got to get you three more eggs.

1494
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:29,480
 Go!

1495
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:32,480
 I hope that wasn't your first kiss.

1496
01:00:32,480 --> 01:00:35,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1497
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:37,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1498
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:39,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1499
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:41,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1500
01:00:41,480 --> 01:00:43,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1501
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:45,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1502
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:47,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1503
01:00:47,480 --> 01:00:49,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1504
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:51,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1505
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:57,480
[MUSIC PLAYING]

1506
01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:18,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1507
01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:20,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1508
01:01:20,480 --> 01:01:22,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1509
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:24,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1510
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:26,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1511
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:28,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1512
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:30,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1513
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:32,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1514
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:34,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1515
01:01:34,480 --> 01:01:36,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1516
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:38,480
 Ah, isn't that a shame?

1517
01:01:38,480 --> 01:01:42,480
 Looks like you only got one wrong.

1518
01:01:42,480 --> 01:01:45,480
 Almost the perfect paper though.

1519
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:47,480
 One wrong.

1520
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:49,480
 Congratulations.

1521
01:01:49,480 --> 01:01:57,480
 Sorry about busting your ball so much, Chief, but some students just need a little bit more coaxing than others.

1522
01:01:57,480 --> 01:01:59,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1523
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:01,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1524
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:02,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1525
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:03,480
 Thank you.

1526
01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:04,480
Thank you.

1527
01:02:04,480 --> 01:02:05,480
 Thank you.

1528
01:02:05,480 --> 01:02:06,480
 Thank you.

1529
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:07,480
 Thank you.

1530
01:02:07,480 --> 01:02:08,480
 Thank you.

1531
01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:09,480
 Thank you.

1532
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:10,480
 This is getting weird.

1533
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:12,480
 Now get the hell out of here before you get me fired.

1534
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:15,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1535
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:17,480
 You might be wondering why I called you here tonight.

1536
01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:19,480
 To get revenge on the jerkface jocks.

1537
01:02:19,480 --> 01:02:21,480
 To get revenge on the jerkface jocks.

1538
01:02:21,480 --> 01:02:23,480
 To get revenge on the jerkface jocks.

1539
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:25,480
 To get revenge on the jerkface jocks.

1540
01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:32,480
 All right, we've got to come up with some plan to make sure these guys stop terrorizing the campus and mostly us.

1541
01:02:32,480 --> 01:02:35,480
So ideas?

1542
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:37,480
 Toby?

1543
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:39,480
 That's gross.

1544
01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:42,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1545
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:43,480
 Toby?

1546
01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:47,480
 All right, Chloe.

1547
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:48,480
 What do you got?

1548
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:49,480
 OK.

1549
01:02:49,480 --> 01:02:56,480
 So I figure the only way to rid these guys from our lives forever is to simply take theirs.

1550
01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:59,480
 We'll sneak into their house in the middle of the night.

1551
01:02:59,480 --> 01:03:01,480
 Walk up to their bedside.

1552
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:02,480
 Disembowel them.

1553
01:03:02,480 --> 01:03:05,480
 And shoot them in their stupid fucking faces.

1554
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:06,480
 Bang!

1555
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:08,480
 All we need are disguises.

1556
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:12,480
 That is a plan, bitches.

1557
01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:13,480
 Anybody else?

1558
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:15,480
 Didn't you learn a goddamn thing?

1559
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:17,480
 I taught you a silly son of a bitch.

1560
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:19,480
Oh, my God, Kenny Miller.

1561
01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:26,480
 I thought you were dead, man.

1562
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:27,480
 I was.

1563
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:31,480
 So having a little trouble with some local assholes, huh?

1564
01:03:31,480 --> 01:03:32,480
 Said Charles Play.

1565
01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:38,480
 Thanks, slide for the beer.

1566
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:40,480
 So what have you been?

1567
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:42,480
 Fuck a final.

1568
01:03:42,480 --> 01:03:47,480
 I spent some time in Thailand doing lines of some hookers boner.

1569
01:03:47,480 --> 01:03:51,480
 I'll do one of my help where you're going to stare at me like I just stayed in your parents.

1570
01:03:51,480 --> 01:03:52,480
 Shit.

1571
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:54,480
 Yeah, sorry.

1572
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:56,480
 These guys are real pain in the dick.

1573
01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:58,480
 What are you thinking?

1574
01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:03,480
I'm thinking you're going to have to beat these assholes of their own game.

1575
01:04:03,480 --> 01:04:07,480
 Now, what's all are these fuckers best at?

1576
01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:10,480
 Drinking.

1577
01:04:10,480 --> 01:04:11,480
 Ultimate drink off.

1578
01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:12,480
 Ultimate drink off.

1579
01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:14,480
 Good job.

1580
01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:19,480
 Yeah, but then there's the whole "We'll Probably Lose and Get Our Asses" kick thing to think about.

1581
01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:23,480
 That's exactly how these fuckers will think it will play out as well.

1582
01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:25,480
 But you're forgetting one thing.

1583
01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:27,480
 Got the beauty.

1584
01:04:27,480 --> 01:04:29,480
 Got the brain.

1585
01:04:29,480 --> 01:04:31,480
 And...

1586
01:04:31,480 --> 01:04:33,480
 A black guy.

1587
01:04:33,480 --> 01:04:35,480
 What says you're going to have to play it fair?

1588
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:36,480
That's why it's the master.

1589
01:04:36,480 --> 01:04:37,480
 Okay.

1590
01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:38,480
 Bring it in, fellas.

1591
01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:41,480
 There's what you've got to do.

1592
01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:47,480
 Back during my disorientation, we had a similar situation with some fuck sticks.

1593
01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:50,480
 So what we did was...

1594
01:04:50,480 --> 01:05:14,480
 [cheering]

1595
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:16,480
 All right, everyone.

1596
01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:17,480
 Listen up.

1597
01:05:17,480 --> 01:05:19,480
 First off, I hope everyone is having fun.

1598
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:25,480
 And if you break or steal any of my shit, I will stab you right in the goddamn balls.

1599
01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:32,480
 Now, the event you have all been waiting for, everyone gather in, because the shit

1600
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:35,480
 you have about to begin!

1601
01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:37,480
The rules are simple.

1602
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:44,480
 Each contestant will receive one shot per minute until someone passes out pukes or dies.

1603
01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:48,480
 So, if you contestants are ready, let's do this goddamn thing.

1604
01:05:48,480 --> 01:05:50,480
 Let's do this goddamn thing!

1605
01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:53,480
 We're gonna tear you a little freak bitch, it has to do!

1606
01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:58,480
 [cheering]

1607
01:05:58,480 --> 01:06:00,480
 Oh, yeah.

1608
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:04,480
 [laughing]

1609
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:06,480
 Oh, no.

1610
01:06:06,480 --> 01:06:08,480
 Oh, no.

1611
01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:10,480
 Oh, oh.

1612
01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:14,480
 [cheering]

1613
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:17,480
 Yes, you may have another.

1614
01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:19,480
 [laughing]

1615
01:06:19,480 --> 01:06:21,480
 That's how the fuck you do that!

1616
01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:24,480
 Yeah, so then the guy tells me that he's beating up girls with a stick and I'm like,

1617
01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:25,480
"Well, that's really weird.

1618
01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:28,480
 Where are these huge, clitoris women that you can beat off?"

1619
01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:31,480
 I don't know what the air is talking about.

1620
01:06:31,480 --> 01:06:33,480
 [laughing]

1621
01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:35,480
 [crashing]

1622
01:06:35,480 --> 01:06:38,480
 [screaming]

1623
01:06:38,480 --> 01:06:40,480
 You fucking push me.

1624
01:06:40,480 --> 01:06:41,480
 Oh, hi.

1625
01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:42,480
 Hey.

1626
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:45,480
 [mumbling]

1627
01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:47,480
 Oh, great. It comes dope, Lungren.

1628
01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:49,480
 What's up, fucker?

1629
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:50,480
 Hey.

1630
01:06:50,480 --> 01:06:51,480
 [laughing]

1631
01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:52,480
 You just don't learn, do you?

1632
01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:55,480
 No, but you know what I blame the teacher, but hey, who gives a shit, huh?

1633
01:06:55,480 --> 01:06:59,480
 After we win this thing tonight, we want to see you or your freaky friends faces ever again.

1634
01:06:59,480 --> 01:07:01,480
Fuck, say that fast ten times.

1635
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:05,480
 Yeah, not if I hang up a picture of myself in your coffin.

1636
01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:06,480
 Big bitch.

1637
01:07:06,480 --> 01:07:07,480
 This is a freaky face.

1638
01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:08,480
 Hey, what?

1639
01:07:08,480 --> 01:07:09,480
 That's for me!

1640
01:07:09,480 --> 01:07:11,480
 You better hope you don't ever have to see my face again.

1641
01:07:11,480 --> 01:07:14,480
 Of course, I will have to drop by from time to time to check up on the old bra.

1642
01:07:14,480 --> 01:07:16,480
 Anyway, I'll see you inside.

1643
01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:18,480
 Pussy.

1644
01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:22,480
 Seriously, does that guy gargle with assholes or what?

1645
01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:25,480
 How do you get your breath to smell like that?

1646
01:07:25,480 --> 01:07:28,480
 You don't know what the fuck I'm capable of?

1647
01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:30,480
 Yeah!

1648
01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:33,480
[laughing]

1649
01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:35,480
 Oh!

1650
01:07:35,480 --> 01:07:39,480
 [cheering]

1651
01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:41,480
 Oh!

1652
01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:44,480
 [cheering]

1653
01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:48,480
 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!

1654
01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:51,480
 [cheering]

1655
01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:52,480
 Yeah!

1656
01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:54,480
 [cheering]

1657
01:07:54,480 --> 01:07:56,480
 You better look at this.

1658
01:07:56,480 --> 01:07:57,480
 You better look at this.

1659
01:07:57,480 --> 01:07:59,480
 Take him outside in the curb.

1660
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:05,480
 Okay, ladies and jerks, we are onto the 100th proof round.

1661
01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:10,480
 Our next contestants are some black guy who better not steal any shit.

1662
01:08:10,480 --> 01:08:12,480
 You better not steal anything.

1663
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:17,480
 Versus another La Crosse player who will probably rape one of you later.

1664
01:08:17,480 --> 01:08:23,480
So, if you are ready, let's put our bets down because it is time to grow down.

1665
01:08:23,480 --> 01:08:26,480
 Hey, great job out there. You're a sly son of a bitch.

1666
01:08:26,480 --> 01:08:28,480
 Can't believe you pulled it off.

1667
01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:29,480
 Pay attention, son.

1668
01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:31,480
 I'm about to get taught something here.

1669
01:08:31,480 --> 01:08:33,480
 Time to take your medicine, meet here.

1670
01:08:33,480 --> 01:08:34,480
 Is that right?

1671
01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:35,480
 Meet head, huh?

1672
01:08:35,480 --> 01:08:39,480
 Well, Sally, you keep flapping those skinny lifts years and you're going to meet fist.

1673
01:08:39,480 --> 01:08:41,480
 Yeah!

1674
01:08:41,480 --> 01:08:42,480
 Wow, whoa.

1675
01:08:42,480 --> 01:08:44,480
 I have such a meat head thing to say, meet head.

1676
01:08:44,480 --> 01:08:46,480
 [mumbling]

1677
01:08:46,480 --> 01:08:49,480
 [laughing]

1678
01:08:49,480 --> 01:08:52,480
 [cheering]

1679
01:08:52,480 --> 01:08:54,480
[cheering]

1680
01:08:54,480 --> 01:08:56,480
 [cheering]

1681
01:08:56,480 --> 01:08:59,480
 My shame is, boy, boy.

1682
01:08:59,480 --> 01:09:01,480
 Look about as cool as a bone in the bathing suit.

1683
01:09:01,480 --> 01:09:03,480
 It's about to be more embarrassing walking around with you.

1684
01:09:03,480 --> 01:09:05,480
 Yeah?

1685
01:09:05,480 --> 01:09:07,480
 Go fuck yourself in a pussy!

1686
01:09:07,480 --> 01:09:09,480
 Pussy!

1687
01:09:09,480 --> 01:09:10,480
 [laughing]

1688
01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:11,480
 I'll write down on me.

1689
01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:12,480
 I gotta drink and contest the win.

1690
01:09:12,480 --> 01:09:13,480
 Hit me.

1691
01:09:13,480 --> 01:09:14,480
 Okay, here we go, round two.

1692
01:09:14,480 --> 01:09:16,480
 Enough joking around, jokers.

1693
01:09:16,480 --> 01:09:18,480
 Let's get these down.

1694
01:09:18,480 --> 01:09:20,480
 [laughing]

1695
01:09:20,480 --> 01:09:22,480
 Aren't enough fucking around.

1696
01:09:22,480 --> 01:09:23,480
 Set up the doubles.

1697
01:09:23,480 --> 01:09:25,480
 Let's see what Nancy here's made of.

1698
01:09:25,480 --> 01:09:27,480
 [cheering]

1699
01:09:27,480 --> 01:09:29,480
It's not crazy.

1700
01:09:29,480 --> 01:09:30,480
 Shit.

1701
01:09:30,480 --> 01:09:32,480
 Oh, job.

1702
01:09:32,480 --> 01:09:34,480
 [laughing]

1703
01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:36,480
 How you doing, beautiful?

1704
01:09:36,480 --> 01:09:40,480
 [singing]

1705
01:09:40,480 --> 01:09:42,480
 [singing]

1706
01:09:42,480 --> 01:09:44,480
 It's so harsh on me, gorgeous.

1707
01:09:44,480 --> 01:09:47,480
 I just came over here to tell you that I'm sorry.

1708
01:09:47,480 --> 01:09:51,480
 I'm sorry you got dragged into all of this.

1709
01:09:51,480 --> 01:09:55,480
 I hope that when it's over, maybe we could be friends.

1710
01:09:55,480 --> 01:09:58,480
 [singing]

1711
01:09:58,480 --> 01:10:01,480
 Okay, okay, I probably deserve that.

1712
01:10:01,480 --> 01:10:05,480
 I just want to tell you, I think you're really great.

1713
01:10:05,480 --> 01:10:07,480
 You're gorgeous tonight.

1714
01:10:07,480 --> 01:10:09,480
 What?

1715
01:10:09,480 --> 01:10:11,480
 You think that I am gorgeous?

1716
01:10:11,480 --> 01:10:13,480
 I think you look fucking hot.

1717
01:10:13,480 --> 01:10:14,480
 Mm.

1718
01:10:14,480 --> 01:10:18,480
Well, Abigail, you're such a smelly little piece of shit.

1719
01:10:18,480 --> 01:10:22,480
 When you go to the beach, little kittens try to bury you.

1720
01:10:22,480 --> 01:10:24,480
 And the crowd laughs!

1721
01:10:24,480 --> 01:10:26,480
 [laughing]

1722
01:10:26,480 --> 01:10:27,480
 That was cute.

1723
01:10:27,480 --> 01:10:29,480
 It's like they're shirts you got on.

1724
01:10:29,480 --> 01:10:31,480
 Baby, you have having a going out of style, Sam.

1725
01:10:31,480 --> 01:10:32,480
 [laughing]

1726
01:10:32,480 --> 01:10:33,480
 Yeah?

1727
01:10:33,480 --> 01:10:37,480
 Well, you're so stupid when you were being born.

1728
01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:39,480
 You came out, your mom's asshole!

1729
01:10:39,480 --> 01:10:41,480
 [laughing]

1730
01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:44,480
 You so gay, you think getting shit-faced is for a play.

1731
01:10:44,480 --> 01:10:45,480
 [laughing]

1732
01:10:45,480 --> 01:10:47,480
 [cheering]

1733
01:10:47,480 --> 01:10:48,480
 [cheering]

1734
01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:50,480
 Hey, hey, yo, my nose!

1735
01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:51,480
 Mm-hmm.

1736
01:10:51,480 --> 01:10:52,480
Mm-hmm.

1737
01:10:52,480 --> 01:10:53,480
 You are dirty girl.

1738
01:10:53,480 --> 01:10:55,480
 Sometimes.

1739
01:10:55,480 --> 01:10:57,480
 You like dirty girls?

1740
01:10:57,480 --> 01:10:58,480
 I like them a lot.

1741
01:10:58,480 --> 01:11:01,480
 I want too bad, I don't think I'm supposed to be talking to you.

1742
01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:03,480
 Oh, shit.

1743
01:11:03,480 --> 01:11:05,480
 [screaming]

1744
01:11:05,480 --> 01:11:07,480
 Just both go to shit.

1745
01:11:07,480 --> 01:11:09,480
 On a little sloppy layer.

1746
01:11:09,480 --> 01:11:10,480
 Fucking face.

1747
01:11:10,480 --> 01:11:11,480
 You got this man.

1748
01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:12,480
 Oh.

1749
01:11:12,480 --> 01:11:15,480
 Spinnance makes me strong.

1750
01:11:15,480 --> 01:11:19,480
 [laughing]

1751
01:11:19,480 --> 01:11:22,480
 Told her in this shit, Hickers ass!

1752
01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:24,480
 [cheering]

1753
01:11:24,480 --> 01:11:25,480
 Come on, man.

1754
01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:27,480
 Take that bitch!

1755
01:11:27,480 --> 01:11:29,480
 Got clippin' in!

1756
01:11:29,480 --> 01:11:32,480
 Oh, oh, oh, he's goin'.

1757
01:11:32,480 --> 01:11:33,480
 Oh, he's goin'.

1758
01:11:33,480 --> 01:11:34,480
 Oh, he's goin'.

1759
01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:35,480
 [cheering]

1760
01:11:35,480 --> 01:11:36,480
 Hey!

1761
01:11:36,480 --> 01:11:37,480
 [cheering]

1762
01:11:37,480 --> 01:11:38,480
 Go!

1763
01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:40,480
[cheering]

1764
01:11:40,480 --> 01:11:42,480
 We have a winner!

1765
01:11:42,480 --> 01:11:43,480
 [cheering]

1766
01:11:43,480 --> 01:11:44,480
 [cheering]

1767
01:11:44,480 --> 01:11:45,480
 [cheering]

1768
01:11:45,480 --> 01:11:46,480
 Yes, he's got this.

1769
01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:47,480
 Oops.

1770
01:11:47,480 --> 01:11:48,480
 Oh, right.

1771
01:11:48,480 --> 01:11:51,480
 Let's get these clown fuckers out of here.

1772
01:11:51,480 --> 01:11:53,480
 It's time for round three.

1773
01:11:53,480 --> 01:11:55,480
 [cheering]

1774
01:11:55,480 --> 01:11:56,480
 [laughing]

1775
01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:59,480
 Okay, final round all tied up.

1776
01:11:59,480 --> 01:12:01,480
 Winner takes off.

1777
01:12:01,480 --> 01:12:06,480
 And we'll see that blonde hair, Jack Duchbag,

1778
01:12:06,480 --> 01:12:07,480
 lookin' motherfucker.

1779
01:12:07,480 --> 01:12:12,480
 [cheering]

1780
01:12:12,480 --> 01:12:13,480
 Hey.

1781
01:12:13,480 --> 01:12:14,480
 Hey.

1782
01:12:14,480 --> 01:12:15,480
 Hey, hey.

1783
01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:17,480
 Did you see a blonde goon looking dude with a faggy jersey come through here?

1784
01:12:17,480 --> 01:12:19,480
 See a blonde faggy jersey, yeah.

1785
01:12:19,480 --> 01:12:21,480
Oh, you guys are like wasted.

1786
01:12:21,480 --> 01:12:22,480
 How'd you get it?

1787
01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:23,480
 So fucking wasted.

1788
01:12:23,480 --> 01:12:26,480
 I wanted to be wasted, but I'm like not even drunk yet.

1789
01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:30,480
 Hey, I think your girlfriend's like banging some tiny jersey up there.

1790
01:12:30,480 --> 01:12:32,480
 You wanna, you wanna, you wanna, you wanna, you wanna.

1791
01:12:32,480 --> 01:12:33,480
 They were wasted.

1792
01:12:33,480 --> 01:12:34,480
 I wanted to be wasted.

1793
01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:36,480
 I'm like not even drunk yet, okay?

1794
01:12:36,480 --> 01:12:38,480
 Fuck are you doing?

1795
01:12:38,480 --> 01:12:40,480
 Fuck you.

1796
01:12:40,480 --> 01:12:41,480
 You're so pretty.

1797
01:12:41,480 --> 01:12:42,480
 You know that has to pop.

1798
01:12:42,480 --> 01:12:43,480
 Yeah.

1799
01:12:43,480 --> 01:12:44,480
 You want to stick it in my ass, sailor?

1800
01:12:44,480 --> 01:12:46,480
 Come and give it to me.

1801
01:12:46,480 --> 01:12:47,480
 Big boy.

1802
01:12:47,480 --> 01:12:48,480
Mm.

1803
01:12:48,480 --> 01:12:50,480
 Let's get you warmed up, huh?

1804
01:12:50,480 --> 01:12:51,480
 Huh?

1805
01:12:51,480 --> 01:12:52,480
 Oh.

1806
01:12:52,480 --> 01:12:53,480
 Oh.

1807
01:12:53,480 --> 01:12:54,480
 That's nice.

1808
01:12:54,480 --> 01:12:55,480
 Mm.

1809
01:12:55,480 --> 01:12:56,480
 The first time is at heart.

1810
01:12:56,480 --> 01:12:57,480
 Mm.

1811
01:12:57,480 --> 01:12:58,480
 Oh.

1812
01:12:58,480 --> 01:13:00,480
 This is a sweaty baseball club.

1813
01:13:00,480 --> 01:13:03,480
 How could you do this to us?

1814
01:13:03,480 --> 01:13:05,480
 You again?

1815
01:13:05,480 --> 01:13:09,480
 Must be cold in here.

1816
01:13:09,480 --> 01:13:11,480
 Ah!

1817
01:13:11,480 --> 01:13:12,480
 Oh.

1818
01:13:12,480 --> 01:13:14,480
 The L train is entered the tunnel.

1819
01:13:14,480 --> 01:13:15,480
 Yeah, it has.

1820
01:13:15,480 --> 01:13:16,480
 Oh.

1821
01:13:16,480 --> 01:13:17,480
 Oh, yeah.

1822
01:13:17,480 --> 01:13:18,480
 Yeah.

1823
01:13:18,480 --> 01:13:19,480
 You, you, you, you.

1824
01:13:19,480 --> 01:13:20,480
 You're the juggle.

1825
01:13:20,480 --> 01:13:21,480
 Yeah.

1826
01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:22,480
 You're the lucky.

1827
01:13:22,480 --> 01:13:24,480
 What the fresh hell is this?

1828
01:13:24,480 --> 01:13:26,480
 Hey, reverse cow, girl.

1829
01:13:26,480 --> 01:13:27,480
 Nice.

1830
01:13:27,480 --> 01:13:28,480
 Hey, sir.

1831
01:13:28,480 --> 01:13:30,480
 There's room for one more.

1832
01:13:30,480 --> 01:13:32,480
 Yeah, I've been.

1833
01:13:32,480 --> 01:13:33,480
 Oh.

1834
01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:34,480
 Mm?

1835
01:13:34,480 --> 01:13:35,480
 No.

1836
01:13:35,480 --> 01:13:36,480
We should.

1837
01:13:36,480 --> 01:13:37,480
 Thank you.

1838
01:13:37,480 --> 01:13:38,480
 Thank you.

1839
01:13:38,480 --> 01:13:39,480
 Oh.

1840
01:13:39,480 --> 01:13:40,480
 Oh.

1841
01:13:40,480 --> 01:13:41,480
 Oh.

1842
01:13:41,480 --> 01:13:42,480
 Oh.

1843
01:13:42,480 --> 01:13:47,480
 Oh.

1844
01:13:47,480 --> 01:13:48,480
 Oh.

1845
01:13:48,480 --> 01:13:51,480
 Right there, L train.

1846
01:13:51,480 --> 01:13:54,480
 Don't stop, big boy.

1847
01:13:54,480 --> 01:13:57,480
 Perfect.

1848
01:13:57,480 --> 01:13:59,480
 Oh.

1849
01:13:59,480 --> 01:14:01,480
 I got a handed to you.

1850
01:14:01,480 --> 01:14:03,480
 He is awful pretty.

1851
01:14:03,480 --> 01:14:05,480
 Rule number nine, my friend.

1852
01:14:05,480 --> 01:14:07,480
 Revenge is a dish best served.

1853
01:14:07,480 --> 01:14:08,480
 Mainly.

1854
01:14:08,480 --> 01:14:09,480
 Legend.

1855
01:14:09,480 --> 01:14:11,480
 Legend.

1856
01:14:11,480 --> 01:14:12,480
 It strikes me.

1857
01:14:12,480 --> 01:14:13,480
 Legend.

1858
01:14:13,480 --> 01:14:15,480
 Legend.

1859
01:14:15,480 --> 01:14:17,480
 Oh, no.

1860
01:14:17,480 --> 01:14:18,480
 Oh, no.

1861
01:14:18,480 --> 01:14:19,480
 That's all.

1862
01:14:19,480 --> 01:14:26,480
 You're really good.

1863
01:14:26,480 --> 01:14:29,480
 I'm going to get a girlfriend.

1864
01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:30,480
 I've settled down, you.

1865
01:14:30,480 --> 01:14:31,480
 Hey.

1866
01:14:31,480 --> 01:14:34,480
 He was quite the show that you put on last weekend.

1867
01:14:34,480 --> 01:14:37,480
You think that we can hang out sometime?

1868
01:14:37,480 --> 01:14:40,480
 I'm going to give you my number.

1869
01:14:40,480 --> 01:14:43,480
 I can't.

1870
01:14:43,480 --> 01:14:44,480
 I can't.

1871
01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:45,480
 Ever.

1872
01:14:45,480 --> 01:14:46,480
 Ever.

1873
01:14:46,480 --> 01:14:47,480
 Ever.

1874
01:14:47,480 --> 01:14:48,480
 Ever.

1875
01:14:48,480 --> 01:14:50,480
 Enjoy time and cheer on your bitch.

1876
01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:51,480
 Just kidding, man.

1877
01:14:51,480 --> 01:14:52,480
 Tear it up.

1878
01:14:52,480 --> 01:14:54,480
 I won't keep me up though.

1879
01:14:54,480 --> 01:14:57,480
 I can't see the water.

1880
01:14:57,480 --> 01:15:04,480
 But when it ends, any form, it's unsaltedchelly.

1881
01:15:04,480 --> 01:15:09,480
 And you're always cool.

1882
01:15:09,480 --> 01:15:12,480
 And you're always sweet.

1883
01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:14,480
 [LAUGHTER]

1884
01:15:14,480 --> 01:15:16,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1885
01:15:16,480 --> 01:15:23,480
 Hey, Miss Apple.

1886
01:15:23,480 --> 01:15:25,480
 See that little boy over there?

1887
01:15:25,480 --> 01:15:27,480
 He says you got a tattoo.

1888
01:15:27,480 --> 01:15:28,480
 Show me your tattoo.

1889
01:15:28,480 --> 01:15:30,480
 Excuse me, officer.

1890
01:15:30,480 --> 01:15:33,480
That lady likes showing people her tattoo up over Pete.

1891
01:15:33,480 --> 01:15:35,480
 [LAUGHTER]

1892
01:15:35,480 --> 01:15:37,480
 Show me your tattoo.

1893
01:15:37,480 --> 01:15:39,480
 Is this tattoo?

1894
01:15:39,480 --> 01:15:41,480
 Yeah, right.

1895
01:15:41,480 --> 01:15:43,480
 You are really coming around.

1896
01:15:43,480 --> 01:15:45,480
 You can be a good year, you know?

1897
01:15:45,480 --> 01:15:46,480
 Yeah, for all of us.

1898
01:15:46,480 --> 01:15:48,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1899
01:15:48,480 --> 01:15:50,480
 [SCREAMING]

1900
01:15:50,480 --> 01:15:52,480
 [LAUGHTER]

1901
01:15:52,480 --> 01:15:54,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1902
01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:56,480
 [SCREAMING]

1903
01:15:56,480 --> 01:15:58,480
 [LAUGHTER]

1904
01:15:58,480 --> 01:16:01,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1905
01:16:01,480 --> 01:16:06,480
 So tell me again the reason why I had to drink it till I almost died.

1906
01:16:06,480 --> 01:16:07,480
 That's just it, buddy.

1907
01:16:07,480 --> 01:16:09,480
 That was important rule of all.

1908
01:16:09,480 --> 01:16:13,480
In college, you don't need a reason to drink until you almost die.

1909
01:16:13,480 --> 01:16:14,480
 You find him.

1910
01:16:14,480 --> 01:16:17,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1911
01:16:17,480 --> 01:16:19,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1912
01:16:19,480 --> 01:16:21,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1913
01:16:21,480 --> 01:16:23,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1914
01:16:23,480 --> 01:16:25,480
 [LAUGHTER]

1915
01:16:25,480 --> 01:16:27,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1916
01:16:27,480 --> 01:16:29,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1917
01:16:29,480 --> 01:16:31,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1918
01:16:31,480 --> 01:16:33,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1919
01:16:33,480 --> 01:16:35,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1920
01:16:35,480 --> 01:16:37,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1921
01:16:37,480 --> 01:16:39,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1922
01:16:39,480 --> 01:16:41,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1923
01:16:41,480 --> 01:16:43,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1924
01:16:43,480 --> 01:16:45,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1925
01:16:45,480 --> 01:16:46,480
 [MUSIC PLAYING]

1926
01:16:46,480 --> 01:16:48,480
 I think that's a great idea, Finn.

1927
01:16:48,480 --> 01:16:50,480
 You should put in some hard work.

1928
01:16:50,480 --> 01:16:52,480
 You're so much smarter than six or no.

1929
01:16:52,480 --> 01:16:54,480
I just want to make it out with you, man.

1930
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1931
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1932
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1933
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1934
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1935
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1936
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1937
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1938
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1939
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1940
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1941
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1942
01:17:24,480 --> 01:17:25,480
 And call your mom.

1943
01:17:25,480 --> 01:17:27,480
 She misses you.

1944
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1945
01:17:28,480 --> 01:17:29,480
 Bang!

1946
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1947
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1948
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1949
01:17:37,480 --> 01:17:40,240
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1950
01:17:40,240 --> 01:17:42,800
 ♪ The day I'm on the show ♪

1951
01:17:42,800 --> 01:17:45,640
 ♪ The better we'll go ♪

1952
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 ♪ The better we'll go ♪

1953
01:17:47,840 --> 01:17:50,840
 ♪ The better we'll go ♪

1954
01:17:50,840 --> 01:17:55,840
♪ The hot mist on the bottom of the street ♪

1955
01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:58,840
 ♪ The day I'm on the bottom of the street ♪

1956
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 ♪ The night's a dream ♪

1957
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1958
01:18:08,320 --> 01:18:13,320
 ♪ The day I'm on the street ♪

1959
01:18:13,320 --> 01:18:19,120
 ♪ The day I'm on the street ♪

1960
01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:24,120
 ♪ The night's a dream ♪

1961
01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:27,520
 ♪ The day I'm on the street ♪

1962
01:18:27,520 --> 01:18:30,260
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1963
01:18:30,260 --> 01:18:35,260
 ♪ The day I'm on the street ♪

1964
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1965
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1966
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1967
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1968
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1969
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1970
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1971
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1972
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1973
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1974
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1975
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1976
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1977
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1978
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1979
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1980
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1981
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1982
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1983
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1984
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