1 00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:28,328 ** 2 00:00:33,500 --> 00:00:36,302 [Announcer] New challengers approaching! 3 00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:51,351 ** 4 00:00:51,451 --> 00:01:00,293 ** 5 00:01:06,433 --> 00:01:21,081 ** 6 00:01:21,181 --> 00:01:29,389 ** 7 00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:34,961 - You think she knows that's a flare gun? 8 00:01:35,061 --> 00:01:36,663 - No, not a chance. 9 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:38,665 - [John Doe] She ready for this? - [Quiet] No way. 10 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:41,234 But if we tell her not to enter, she absolutely will. 11 00:01:41,334 --> 00:01:43,403 [scoffs] - That reminds me of someone. 12 00:01:45,372 --> 00:01:47,107 You. It reminds me of you. 13 00:01:47,207 --> 00:01:49,376 - Yes, dummy, I know. 14 00:01:51,544 --> 00:01:53,079 [bell rings] 15 00:01:53,179 --> 00:01:54,948 [whispers] - Fuck. Holy men. 16 00:01:55,048 --> 00:01:56,182 - Oh, god. 17 00:01:56,282 --> 00:01:57,550 - Hey, motherfucker, I remember you. 18 00:01:57,650 --> 00:01:59,652 Relax. 19 00:01:59,753 --> 00:02:01,688 I'm not trying to lose this tournament before it starts. 20 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:06,993 You're the guy who fought Preacher Jedidiah 21 00:02:07,093 --> 00:02:08,528 at last year's gathering. 22 00:02:08,628 --> 00:02:10,730 You wanted to fuck that orange car so bad 23 00:02:10,830 --> 00:02:11,598 you killed him over it. 24 00:02:11,698 --> 00:02:13,266 - I'm sorry, you wanted to fuck Evelyn? 25 00:02:13,366 --> 00:02:15,335 - No. And I didn't kill your leader. 26 00:02:15,435 --> 00:02:17,203 He caused the explosion, not me. 27 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:19,272 - Oh, yeah? Well, why don't we ask him? 28 00:02:19,372 --> 00:02:21,908 Brenjamin, bring forth our lord Preacher. 29 00:02:22,008 --> 00:02:24,577 - Preacher? - He's alive? 30 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:26,312 [wheels squeaking] 31 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:31,184 - Whose baby is this? 32 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:34,220 - Oh, this isn't just some baby. 33 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,657 No. This horny little fucker right here 34 00:02:37,757 --> 00:02:38,892 is our preacher, 35 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:42,028 his immortal soul reborn 36 00:02:42,128 --> 00:02:46,066 into tiny flesh. 37 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:47,500 Our father would never leave us. 38 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,736 - Father never leaves. He just changes. 39 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:51,071 Tell 'em, Deacon. 40 00:02:51,171 --> 00:02:53,139 - We waited many long months. 41 00:02:53,239 --> 00:02:55,408 And then one day, our preacher returned to us. 42 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:57,977 - He was in a tree. - Like a squirrel? 43 00:02:58,078 --> 00:02:59,179 - I'm not gonna lie. 44 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:01,214 This little fucker is kind of cute. 45 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:02,816 - Don't get those fingers too close. 46 00:03:02,916 --> 00:03:05,518 He will bite them clean off. 47 00:03:05,618 --> 00:03:06,986 - Shut up! 48 00:03:07,087 --> 00:03:07,954 Who could be scared of-- 49 00:03:08,054 --> 00:03:09,222 [snaps and snarls] [yelps] 50 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:12,359 [inhales sharply] [giggling] 51 00:03:21,835 --> 00:03:22,736 - Hey. 52 00:03:24,804 --> 00:03:25,638 - Hey. 53 00:03:28,842 --> 00:03:30,944 [exhales] 54 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,712 You freed me from Zemu. 55 00:03:34,748 --> 00:03:36,016 Good looking out. 56 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:37,517 - Yeah. 57 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:39,953 Seemed like the chill thing to do. 58 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,589 So, how are you doing? 59 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:46,226 With freedom. 60 00:03:46,326 --> 00:03:50,130 [scoffs] - Freedom. 61 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,664 Maybe one day. 62 00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:59,305 - Still drinking gasoline. Interesting. 63 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:00,140 - But I do owe you one. 64 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,708 - Oh, it's okay. - Just one. 65 00:04:01,808 --> 00:04:04,277 After that, I'll flatten you with my tires, 66 00:04:04,377 --> 00:04:05,545 just like everyone else. 67 00:04:05,645 --> 00:04:07,480 - Well, unfortunately for you, 68 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,816 I'm not just like everyone else. 69 00:04:11,785 --> 00:04:12,886 [gulps] 70 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:18,224 [jingle playing] 71 00:04:18,324 --> 00:04:20,827 - [Announcer] New challenger approaching! 72 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:25,098 - [Stu] I can't believe we're finally here. 73 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:26,433 The tournament! 74 00:04:26,533 --> 00:04:27,400 Do you think I might get the chance 75 00:04:27,500 --> 00:04:28,601 to cut someone's head off? 76 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:31,204 I've been sort of wanting to try that. 77 00:04:31,304 --> 00:04:34,607 - There is nothing I want more for you, Stu. 78 00:04:34,708 --> 00:04:37,644 Oh, hey, look, it's our OG fan club. 79 00:04:37,744 --> 00:04:40,380 I told you this would be the social event of the season. 80 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,683 We should go say hi before we murder them for sport. 81 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:44,451 - You go ahead. 82 00:04:44,551 --> 00:04:46,353 Those two are douchebags anyway. 83 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:49,155 I need to prepare for my next killing spree. 84 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:51,124 - Oh, Stu, you're going to make me cry. 85 00:04:51,224 --> 00:04:52,258 Do me a favor. 86 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:54,594 Make sure Harold doesn't pull the pin early. 87 00:04:54,694 --> 00:04:57,197 He's got an itchy trigger finger. 88 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,065 - Lactation is very rare in men, 89 00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:00,400 but Brenjamin here has been blessed 90 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:02,168 with the nips of a mother. 91 00:05:02,268 --> 00:05:04,170 Fucking wine corks. 92 00:05:04,270 --> 00:05:05,372 - I'm an unholy miracle. 93 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:08,041 - Oh, if it isn't my two favorite critics! 94 00:05:08,141 --> 00:05:10,243 - No, no-- [yelping] 95 00:05:10,343 --> 00:05:11,878 [groans] Hi, Sweet Tooth. 96 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:12,812 [smacks] [winces] 97 00:05:12,912 --> 00:05:14,314 - So, what are you crazy kids doing here? 98 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:15,849 You come to cheer me on? 99 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:18,718 - Oh, uh, not exactly. 100 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:19,819 - Aww. 101 00:05:19,919 --> 00:05:22,188 Hey, you know, I tried to kill this guy one time. 102 00:05:22,288 --> 00:05:24,357 - So did he. 103 00:05:24,457 --> 00:05:26,526 This time he'll finish the job. 104 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:28,795 Brenjamin, time to put down preacher. 105 00:05:28,895 --> 00:05:31,631 [Preacher squeals] Then we'll put you down. 106 00:05:31,731 --> 00:05:34,668 [laughing] 107 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:36,736 - Hey, you need any help with that little fucker, 108 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:40,540 hit me up. I've already killed one baby. 109 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,410 So what have you two crazy kids been up to? 110 00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:45,912 Tell me everything. 111 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:47,781 [engine revving] 112 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:56,656 [flies buzzing] 113 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,492 [gas sloshing] 114 00:05:59,592 --> 00:06:01,828 - Take a picture. It'll last longer. 115 00:06:01,928 --> 00:06:04,931 - Sorry. I was just admiring your... hat? 116 00:06:08,568 --> 00:06:10,070 - You're joining the tournament? 117 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:11,805 [laughing] 118 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:15,408 You wouldn't last a day in the Florida swamplands. 119 00:06:15,508 --> 00:06:20,680 The mosquitos would eat you alive. 120 00:06:20,780 --> 00:06:21,948 [chomping] 121 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:22,749 - You're right. 122 00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:24,651 You know what? I shouldn't be here. 123 00:06:24,751 --> 00:06:27,420 Everyone's really scary, especially you. 124 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:29,189 - You're smart to fear me, 125 00:06:29,289 --> 00:06:32,425 because those who cross Vermin 126 00:06:32,525 --> 00:06:35,295 don't live to tell the tale. 127 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:36,830 - [Mayhem] You're terrifying. 128 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:41,835 You know, I don't care what that guy Deacon says. 129 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:42,802 - What did he say? 130 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:46,306 - Oh, just that you're not a real competitor. 131 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,808 All bark, no bite. Stupid stuff. 132 00:06:48,908 --> 00:06:50,477 - Son of a bitch. 133 00:06:50,577 --> 00:06:53,213 - He also said something about you being a bug fucker. 134 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:55,415 - Come on! That was one time! 135 00:06:55,515 --> 00:06:56,816 I put ants in my pants, 136 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:58,284 and it's not my fault that it felt good. 137 00:06:58,385 --> 00:06:59,419 I did it for a joke. 138 00:06:59,519 --> 00:07:00,754 Where's that fucker? 139 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:07,227 Okay, dickhead! Hey! 140 00:07:07,327 --> 00:07:08,161 What the fuck are you saying... 141 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:10,130 [indistinct arguing] 142 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:14,434 - Excuse me. Would you like to know 143 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:16,169 who had some very specific opinions 144 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:17,871 about your eyepatch? 145 00:07:21,541 --> 00:07:23,043 - The clown said that? 146 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:24,644 Those exact words? 147 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:27,714 - Swear to God. Or not God. The devil? 148 00:07:27,814 --> 00:07:29,315 I don't know. whoever you swear to. 149 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:30,917 For what it's worth, 150 00:07:31,017 --> 00:07:33,253 I don't think the Holy Men have gone so soft. 151 00:07:33,353 --> 00:07:35,955 - Soft?! 152 00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:39,459 Why, because I am an incredibly attentive father figure? 153 00:07:39,559 --> 00:07:42,562 [scoffs] I'll show him. 154 00:07:42,662 --> 00:07:44,431 The only thing more powerful than big ass guns 155 00:07:44,531 --> 00:07:46,232 is a daddy's love. 156 00:07:54,674 --> 00:07:56,676 - Watch where you're going, you dipshit, 157 00:07:56,776 --> 00:08:00,146 or, uh, I'll have to rip your balls off 158 00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:01,715 and shove them up your nose. 159 00:08:18,398 --> 00:08:19,299 - Stu? 160 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:21,201 - Mike? 161 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:24,738 [laughing] 162 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,940 - [both] I thought you were dead! 163 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,208 [laughing] 164 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:29,809 - Oh my God. 165 00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:32,879 Are you real, or am I tripping? 166 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:35,248 I knew I shouldn't have foraged for mushies at night. 167 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,683 - I'm very real, man. 168 00:08:36,783 --> 00:08:39,419 - Dude, if I knew you were alive, 169 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:40,687 I would have-- - Hey, Michael. 170 00:08:40,787 --> 00:08:42,589 Hammerhead is locked and loaded. 171 00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,691 Hey, guy. That's a nice headband. 172 00:08:44,791 --> 00:08:47,527 It actually brings out your eyes. 173 00:08:47,627 --> 00:08:49,562 - Thanks? - Yeah. 174 00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:51,765 - Stu, this is my new homie Dave. 175 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:55,969 - Yeah. - Dave, this is Stu. 176 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:57,871 - No way! 177 00:08:57,971 --> 00:09:01,174 This is your old compadre, Big Stu. 178 00:09:01,274 --> 00:09:02,609 [laughing] - Or just Stu. 179 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,577 - You know, your reputation precedes you. 180 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,713 I mean, I've heard so much about you 181 00:09:06,813 --> 00:09:09,249 because of... - Yeah. 182 00:09:09,349 --> 00:09:10,583 - Oh, awesome. - Yeah. 183 00:09:10,684 --> 00:09:12,419 - Cool. How did you meet this guy? 184 00:09:12,519 --> 00:09:15,155 - Well, after Sweet Tooth attacked us, 185 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:16,723 I was messed up bad, man. 186 00:09:16,823 --> 00:09:19,993 So I rolled over in the fire to cauterize the gash. 187 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:21,061 - Let me help. Let me help. - On my back. 188 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,529 - Let me help. - Thank you, Dave. thank you. 189 00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:24,798 - Oh, god. 190 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,400 - And next thing I know, I got found by some Butchers. 191 00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,369 And get this, 192 00:09:29,469 --> 00:09:32,439 Dave here was one of the Butchers. 193 00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:34,541 [laughing] 194 00:09:34,641 --> 00:09:35,742 Crazy, right? 195 00:09:35,842 --> 00:09:37,377 What a twist. - Oh, yeah. 196 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:38,011 - Seriously. I mean, we were 197 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:39,946 fattening him up for a barbecue. 198 00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:43,016 Then Mike just kind of flipped the script on me. 199 00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:45,151 He told me, um, 200 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:49,022 a man who eats man 201 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:50,256 is no man at all. 202 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,561 He's a regular Bill Shakespeare, right? 203 00:09:54,661 --> 00:09:56,363 - Yeah. - But seriously, 204 00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:57,263 from that day forward, I vowed 205 00:09:57,364 --> 00:10:00,633 I would never let any man meat touch these lips. 206 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:03,370 - Well, I'm just happy to meet my good pal Mike. 207 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,739 - Hey, Stu, so am I, okay? 208 00:10:05,839 --> 00:10:08,074 I would've missed out on a pretty damn good friendship. 209 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:09,509 [laughing] 210 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,543 - 'Cause you would have eaten him. 211 00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:11,611 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would've eaten him. 212 00:10:11,711 --> 00:10:13,713 - Yeah. [laughter fades] 213 00:10:13,813 --> 00:10:16,416 - So I saw your ass get dragged off the beach, man. 214 00:10:16,516 --> 00:10:17,884 I thought you were burnt toast. 215 00:10:17,984 --> 00:10:19,819 How the hell did you get away from Sweet Tooth? 216 00:10:19,919 --> 00:10:22,455 - Oh, super crazy story. I, uh-- 217 00:10:22,555 --> 00:10:23,490 - [Sweet Tooth] Stu, Oh, my God, 218 00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:24,958 there are so many cool people here to kill. 219 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,860 There's a human-car hybrid over there. 220 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,295 I think he's on 'roids. - You're still with him? 221 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:30,830 - I can explain it. 222 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:33,833 - Hey, didn't I cut you in half? I never forget a victim. 223 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:36,636 - You did. But you didn't finish the job. 224 00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:38,838 - Could you not tell anybody about that? 225 00:10:38,938 --> 00:10:42,075 I mean, attempted murder is kind of a bad look for me. 226 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:43,977 - Congratulations 227 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,246 on creating the perfect little minion 228 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:47,647 to do your bidding. 229 00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:49,516 - W-wait a minute. That's not what this is. 230 00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:51,651 We're partners, equals. 231 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:52,585 - Yeah, no, we're not. 232 00:10:52,686 --> 00:10:53,787 - As a matter of fact, 233 00:10:53,887 --> 00:10:55,622 yesterday I massacred a roomful of random people 234 00:10:55,722 --> 00:10:57,657 all by myself. 235 00:10:57,757 --> 00:10:59,659 - And you're proud of that? 236 00:10:59,759 --> 00:11:01,695 You left me for dead 237 00:11:01,795 --> 00:11:03,496 so that you could find out how to murder better? 238 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:05,432 - Yeah, about sums it up. - No-- 239 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,400 - Okay, Yeah. Come on, Dave. 240 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,636 We got a tournament to win. 241 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:11,571 - I'll be right there, Mike. 242 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:12,972 - Keep your head on a swivel! 243 00:11:13,073 --> 00:11:16,376 - Look, he's just got to cool off. 244 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:17,877 It'll be fine. 245 00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:21,414 just remember, the road to self-discovery 246 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:24,551 is a long and arduous one. 247 00:11:24,651 --> 00:11:27,220 Hey, one love. 248 00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:31,291 I also love that mask. 249 00:11:31,391 --> 00:11:32,892 It's really cheery. 250 00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:36,129 And I think I'm looking at a dental ad. 251 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,597 It's nice. 252 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:39,766 - Oh, man, that Dave guy's 253 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,801 got a real nice way about him, huh? 254 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:44,304 Fit, too. You can tell he really watches what he-- 255 00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:46,306 [engine revving] Eats. 256 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:49,709 [Pipe organ playing] 257 00:11:49,809 --> 00:11:51,244 - This motherfucker. 258 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:55,382 - That asshole killed Jeremy and Ashley. 259 00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:07,260 - Grimm! How the hell did you get out? 260 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,928 I threw away the key. 261 00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:10,997 - I got a special invitation. 262 00:12:11,097 --> 00:12:14,968 And that's Mr. Grimm to you, Marcus! 263 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,636 - You know that's not my name! 264 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:20,173 - Oh, you're still in so much pain. 265 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,441 [growling] 266 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:23,476 [squeaky voice] Don't worry, 267 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,845 soon you'll be free. 268 00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:29,015 [British voice] And your soul will be with us. 269 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:35,588 - Marcus, huh? 270 00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:37,257 What is that, Germanic? 271 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,526 [snarling] 272 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:47,300 - Okay. 273 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,702 There's a lot of stone cold killers here. 274 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,503 We've got to stick to the plan. 275 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:51,871 What do we do about Axel? 276 00:12:51,971 --> 00:12:54,174 - I don't know. Maybe get him a damn shirt. 277 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,577 - I don't think he'll be a problem. 278 00:12:57,677 --> 00:13:01,147 - We should avoid Sweet Tooth, because he's fucking bonkers. 279 00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:02,749 - The motorcycle guy will keep him busy. 280 00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:05,352 They got a history. - [Quiet] Really? 281 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,887 What else did you find out? - Oh, plenty. 282 00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:11,291 That's Billy Ray Stillwell, a.k.a. the Junkyard Dog. 283 00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:14,561 Dangerous for sure, but dumber than a box of assholes. 284 00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:15,395 You really just got to watch out 285 00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:18,098 for that spiked metal ball catapult thing. 286 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:21,201 The human cum sock is Chuckie Floop. 287 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,603 I heard he's the sickest driver in the country, 288 00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:25,372 but I know poser when I see one. 289 00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,575 Who I'm real worried about is Death Warrant, 290 00:13:28,675 --> 00:13:30,543 bounty hunter from Dallas. 291 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,878 Heard he takes scalps 292 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:33,646 and weaves the hair of his victims 293 00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:34,948 into his own mane. 294 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,116 - That's a lot of hair. 295 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,018 - Yeah, he's covering a bald spot. 296 00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,186 He's very sensitive about it. 297 00:13:40,286 --> 00:13:41,721 I think we're going to tear this shit up. 298 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,156 - Fuck yeah. 299 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:44,724 And if the party gets a little rowdy, 300 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,660 I can always hit that EMP. 301 00:13:47,761 --> 00:13:49,029 - Solid recon. 302 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,196 That's really going to help us. 303 00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:54,034 - Help you? Bitch, I'm here to get my own wish. 304 00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,869 Besides, no amount of intel is going to help 305 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,904 with Roadkill's janky turn radius. 306 00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,906 - What's wrong with our turn radius? 307 00:14:00,006 --> 00:14:01,307 - Good luck out there! 308 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:04,110 - Calm down. She's just fucking with you. 309 00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:05,378 - [John Doe] I know that. 310 00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:12,419 - So you think you can spread lies about me, 311 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:13,586 you little punk? 312 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:16,056 - Stu's the one who called you a loser with a micro penis, 313 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:19,492 not me. - I am not a loser! 314 00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:25,465 Whatever. 315 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,535 I'll see you soon enough. 316 00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:34,641 [giggling] - Eat shit. 317 00:14:37,243 --> 00:14:40,113 What a douche. May-- - Look, I like you guys and all, 318 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,681 but I'm not interested in an alliance. 319 00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:43,016 - Yeah, no, I get that. 320 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,784 But why are you making yourself a target? 321 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,753 - I'm getting inside their heads. 322 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:47,954 It's mind games 101. 323 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:48,955 - Do you understand 324 00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,190 how dangerous this is going to be? 325 00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:51,858 - I can handle this, Quiet. 326 00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:54,327 - If you go out there, you're on your own. 327 00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,963 We all are. 328 00:14:57,063 --> 00:15:00,233 - Wow. Way to be overdramatic. 329 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,268 I'll keep the finish line warm for you. 330 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,109 [engine revving] 331 00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:11,177 - [Announcer] New challenger approaching! 332 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,891 - John? 333 00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:27,127 Interesting. 334 00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,795 - What the hell are you doing here? 335 00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:29,896 - [Raven] That should be obvious. 336 00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:31,331 But what I can't figure out 337 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,833 is why you fought so hard to escape me 338 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,402 only to end up here anyway. 339 00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:38,738 Do you even see how annoying that is? 340 00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:44,744 Oh. [chuckles] 341 00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:48,581 Okay. So the sex is that good, huh? 342 00:15:48,682 --> 00:15:50,016 I can respect that. 343 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,886 Just know once we get out there, 344 00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:55,255 I'm going to be the one doing the fucking. 345 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:56,890 [moans] 346 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:59,359 - Hmm, Hot Topic brought a fancy car. 347 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,861 Do you know how to drive that thing? 348 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,530 - Fuck around and find out. 349 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,900 Toodles. 350 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,102 - That's a different Raven, right? 351 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:10,737 - There's a bunch of them. 352 00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:13,039 This one, She's the boss. 353 00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:14,274 - Are they all hot? 354 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,409 - Yeah. It's like "Gremlins." 355 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:18,478 [chimes play] 356 00:16:24,851 --> 00:16:25,852 Calypso. 357 00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:28,221 [knuckles cracking] 358 00:16:32,258 --> 00:16:34,294 - You gotta admire the showmanship. 359 00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:38,598 - We're really gonna wait for this door 360 00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:39,799 to open all the way? 361 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,735 - Just shh. He's building tension. 362 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:49,175 [groans] 363 00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:50,643 Yeah this is taking forever. 364 00:16:55,648 --> 00:17:05,058 ** 365 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:22,776 - Ladies, gentlemen, 366 00:17:22,876 --> 00:17:25,679 welcome to my contest. 367 00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:28,615 Well, almost. 368 00:17:28,715 --> 00:17:31,317 [giggles] 369 00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:33,386 You're not in it quite yet. 370 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:37,824 First, you must survive a qualifying round. 371 00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:39,826 - Yo, dude! 372 00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:44,230 - Not really taking questions yet, but go ahead. 373 00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,199 - So, what are the rules? 374 00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:48,868 I feel like some of us are wondering. 375 00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:53,206 - I was just about to get to that, Mr. Floop, 376 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,842 if you'd just waited one second. 377 00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:57,577 It's okay. It's okay. 378 00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:59,346 [hissing] Nevermind. 379 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:01,348 The rules of the qualifier 380 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:05,085 are as simple as one, two, three. 381 00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,887 One, grab a package. 382 00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:13,526 Two, deliver it to Tournament city. 383 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:16,129 - Delivering packages? We got this in the bag. 384 00:18:16,229 --> 00:18:18,665 - And three, 385 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:20,700 don't die. 386 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:25,038 The drivers who successfully deliver my packages intact 387 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:27,540 will move on to the next round. 388 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:32,178 Prepare for battle in ten, nine... 389 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,214 [overlapping chatter] 390 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:37,017 - Stu, go! - [Calypso] Eight. 391 00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:39,085 Seven. 392 00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:41,354 - Whoo! - [Calypso] Six. 393 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,656 - Go, go, go, go, go! - [Calypso] Come on, now. 394 00:18:43,757 --> 00:18:45,191 Five. 395 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,360 [engines revving] 396 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,428 Four. 397 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,630 [clanking] 398 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,566 Three. [growling] 399 00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:54,968 Two. 400 00:18:55,068 --> 00:18:56,069 - You were right. 401 00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:57,937 This guy does know how to put on a show. 402 00:18:58,038 --> 00:18:59,506 - One. 403 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:02,575 - Let's rock! 404 00:19:02,676 --> 00:19:06,680 [engines revving and tires squealing] 405 00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:10,417 [gunfire] 406 00:19:10,517 --> 00:19:13,687 [Rob Zombie's "Dragula" playing] 407 00:19:13,787 --> 00:19:25,498 ** 408 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:29,269 * Dead I am the one exterminating son * 409 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:33,106 * Slipping through the trees strangling the breeze * 410 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:40,747 ** 411 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:44,617 * Dead I am the sky watching the angels cry * 412 00:19:44,718 --> 00:19:48,655 * While they slowly turn conquering the worm * 413 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:51,758 * Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches * 414 00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,593 - You sure you're not worried about the kid? 415 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,261 - Oh, I'm sure. 416 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,430 She's not going anywhere without this. 417 00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:01,101 - No! No, now now! Come on! [engine sputtering] 418 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:02,369 Shit. 419 00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:15,448 * Dead I am the pool spreading from the fool * 420 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,485 * Weak and want you need nowhere as you bleed * 421 00:20:18,585 --> 00:20:20,120 - Grimm at 12 o'clock. 422 00:20:20,220 --> 00:20:23,256 [laughing] 423 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,694 [laughing] 424 00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:29,963 I've been waiting minutes to do this. 425 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,364 [novelty horn honking] 426 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:34,634 * Tender is the fur dying as you purr * 427 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,771 * Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches * 428 00:20:37,871 --> 00:20:42,042 * I slam in the back of my Dragula * 429 00:20:42,142 --> 00:20:45,311 Damn it! Come on! 430 00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:47,981 Ah, you're not getting away that easy. 431 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:53,019 - Oh, peekaboo, I see you! 432 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,188 - Brenjamin, protect the God-child. 433 00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:57,357 [gunfire] 434 00:20:57,457 --> 00:21:01,561 * Do it baby do it baby * 435 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:02,595 [bullet dings] [buzzer] 436 00:21:02,696 --> 00:21:03,863 - Holy shit! 437 00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:06,066 [laughing] 438 00:21:06,166 --> 00:21:08,068 [gunfire] 439 00:21:08,168 --> 00:21:09,703 - [Stu] Get some! 440 00:21:11,204 --> 00:21:12,939 Get some! 441 00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:16,643 Yeah! 442 00:21:17,811 --> 00:21:19,446 [tires squealing] 443 00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:23,183 - Ha! Nice shot, Harold! [laughing] 444 00:21:23,283 --> 00:21:28,321 [gunfire] 445 00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:30,724 - I'm gonna enjoy this, Milkman. 446 00:21:32,225 --> 00:21:35,895 * Devil on your back I can never die * 447 00:21:35,995 --> 00:21:39,366 * Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches * 448 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:43,703 * I slam in the back of my Dragula * 449 00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:46,706 * Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches * 450 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:51,811 * I slam in the back of my Dragula * 451 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:54,047 Damn it! 452 00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:55,515 - God, that felt good! 453 00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:56,383 - You know, your butt looks really good 454 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:57,417 when you're shooting. 455 00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:02,856 * Do it baby do it baby * 456 00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:07,861 [buzzer] 457 00:22:09,896 --> 00:22:12,098 [buzzer] - [Computer voice] Game over. 458 00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:13,867 [booming] 459 00:22:18,071 --> 00:22:19,739 [booming] 460 00:22:25,478 --> 00:22:27,080 - I think he's tracking us. 461 00:22:27,180 --> 00:22:28,648 Oh, shit! [yelps] 462 00:22:28,748 --> 00:22:30,250 The little green light turned yellow. 463 00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:31,284 What do we do? - I don't know. 464 00:22:31,384 --> 00:22:33,286 Not let it get red. 465 00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:34,287 - [John Doe] Step on it. 466 00:22:34,387 --> 00:22:35,789 - Let's hope it doesn't get carsick. 467 00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:38,458 - Spread out! 468 00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:40,393 One of those heckin' bombs could take us all down. 469 00:22:40,493 --> 00:22:42,729 [engine revving] 470 00:22:44,397 --> 00:22:47,267 [booming] 471 00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:48,835 - Fuck this. 472 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:54,641 - Now that's how I want to go, 473 00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:56,576 earth shattering explosion. 474 00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:58,812 And if I take Grimm with me, even better. 475 00:22:58,912 --> 00:23:00,847 - I actually don't wanna die in a big explosion. 476 00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:02,649 Maybe we should get to the city and then kill him there. 477 00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:06,086 - No! We kill him now! 478 00:23:06,186 --> 00:23:07,787 - Fine. Let me take the wheel. 479 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:10,623 You can get a clean shot at him, partner. 480 00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:12,459 [chuckles] - Stuby-dooby-doo, 481 00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:14,794 that is a great idea. 482 00:23:18,131 --> 00:23:18,898 [laughing] 483 00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:21,067 I got a grenade with your name on it. 484 00:23:21,167 --> 00:23:22,369 [grunts] 485 00:23:22,469 --> 00:23:25,038 No! What are you doing?! 486 00:23:25,138 --> 00:23:27,173 - Fuck Grimm! We'll get him in the next round. 487 00:23:27,273 --> 00:23:28,875 - Stu! [tires squealing] 488 00:23:34,481 --> 00:23:36,049 [laughing] 489 00:23:40,487 --> 00:23:42,222 [tires squealing] 490 00:23:42,322 --> 00:23:45,091 - Hey! What the fuck?! 491 00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:45,959 Shit! 492 00:23:48,061 --> 00:23:49,095 Gotcha. 493 00:23:54,034 --> 00:23:56,202 Whoo! 494 00:23:56,302 --> 00:23:57,337 - Fuck! 495 00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:58,972 [laughing] 496 00:23:59,072 --> 00:24:00,473 [gunfire] 497 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:03,576 [grunts] 498 00:24:03,677 --> 00:24:05,545 - Ow! My fucking face. 499 00:24:08,348 --> 00:24:09,349 - Fuck. 500 00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:10,350 The kid! 501 00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:11,251 - Shit. 502 00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:17,090 - Shit, I was-- fuck! 503 00:24:19,759 --> 00:24:21,594 - We have to keep our eye on the prize, right? 504 00:24:21,695 --> 00:24:23,697 Right?! - Right. 505 00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:25,331 I can't go back for her. 506 00:24:25,432 --> 00:24:40,280 ** 507 00:24:40,380 --> 00:24:40,914 ** 508 00:24:41,014 --> 00:24:42,349 - Turn around. 509 00:24:42,449 --> 00:24:43,750 - What? John, no! 510 00:24:43,850 --> 00:24:45,952 - Move over, goddammit, we're wasting time! Come on! 511 00:24:52,292 --> 00:24:55,395 [tires squealing] 512 00:24:55,495 --> 00:24:58,331 [engine revving] 513 00:24:58,431 --> 00:24:59,532 [whistling] 514 00:25:01,368 --> 00:25:16,282 ** 515 00:25:31,398 --> 00:25:46,312 **