1 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:20,441 Spread your arms, please. 2 00:01:29,689 --> 00:01:30,986 Turn around. 3 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:38,329 Thank you. 4 00:01:40,033 --> 00:01:40,795 Change. 5 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:45,572 Spread your arms, please. 6 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:00,816 Turn around. 7 00:02:11,498 --> 00:02:12,897 Thank you. 8 00:02:22,408 --> 00:02:23,466 See you. 9 00:03:09,722 --> 00:03:12,089 - Get dressed. - What? 10 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:16,021 Get dressed. 11 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:29,899 You're fucked up. 12 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:54,124 I was supposed to call to say the weather is changing. 13 00:05:41,741 --> 00:05:49,148 With Jesus in my heart I'm walking hand in hand 14 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:58,616 With Jesus in my heart I'm walking as a friend 15 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:07,032 No road or work is too hard When I have God in my heart 16 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:21,170 With Jesus in my heart as a friend I fear no storms 17 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:28,412 No road or work is too hard When I have God in my heart 18 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:34,888 And now our headmistress will take the floor. 19 00:06:44,871 --> 00:06:46,532 My dearest... 20 00:06:47,540 --> 00:06:50,373 you probably think that this retreat is important, 21 00:06:50,476 --> 00:06:52,740 just because of its religious aspect. 22 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:58,039 And I would like this universal wisdom... 23 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:01,011 to reach each one of you. 24 00:07:05,224 --> 00:07:07,124 Gustave Flaubert. 25 00:07:09,295 --> 00:07:11,696 Godard, Jean-Luc. 26 00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:17,128 And to balance it out, Polish female artists. 27 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:21,036 Katarzyna Kozyrar's Boys. 28 00:07:22,241 --> 00:07:26,371 And Natalia Bazowska's installation, Birth Place. 29 00:07:27,413 --> 00:07:32,613 Pass it on. The exhibition is in Warsaw until May and then goes to Paris. 30 00:07:34,086 --> 00:07:37,454 And how is your French after the vacation? 31 00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:43,818 No answer. So-so? 32 00:07:46,499 --> 00:07:48,627 What does that mean? 33 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:58,172 “Le Mépris”. 34 00:08:01,681 --> 00:08:03,706 Nothing? 35 00:08:12,692 --> 00:08:14,786 Read it, please. 36 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:24,330 Not the word, just the definition. 37 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:29,335 An emotional state, in which we judge someone or his morality 38 00:08:29,442 --> 00:08:32,343 as deserving punishment or indifference, 39 00:08:32,545 --> 00:08:35,105 depriving the other person of respect and attention. 40 00:08:36,916 --> 00:08:38,748 Repulsion? 41 00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:41,014 Disgust? 42 00:08:42,822 --> 00:08:45,348 - Contempt? - By Godard? 43 00:08:51,564 --> 00:08:54,397 She was wet like a Syrian pontoon. 44 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:56,969 Your sister is stealing our Tomek away? 45 00:08:57,069 --> 00:08:59,834 I'm just getting married. 46 00:09:11,684 --> 00:09:13,675 Of course, I understand. 47 00:09:15,154 --> 00:09:19,921 Please stay calm. I do talk to them about it. 48 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:26,665 Sir, I won't let them go there unprepared. 49 00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:29,697 Of course, we discuss it. 50 00:09:33,739 --> 00:09:36,572 Shit. Yes, I'm here. 51 00:09:37,977 --> 00:09:42,471 Yes, we talk. It's part of the curriculum. 52 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:46,416 No, it's art, not sexual education. 53 00:09:57,530 --> 00:10:00,431 I can't really talk right now. 54 00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:04,161 I understand, but what does my mother have to do with that? 55 00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:08,837 - Hello. Can I help? - Do you know her? 56 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:10,739 In a Biblical sense. 57 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,670 Nice, huh? 58 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:17,773 Nice, but a bit stressed. Have a look. 59 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:26,319 - She did that. - Did she? 60 00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:35,934 - Will you call me? - You must be kidding. 61 00:10:36,035 --> 00:10:38,231 - I'm a mechanic. - So “mechanic” it for me. 62 00:10:53,619 --> 00:10:56,589 - That chick smashed my fender. - Which one? 63 00:10:56,722 --> 00:10:57,917 The one in the black coat. 64 00:10:59,158 --> 00:11:01,024 She is staring at me. 65 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:05,257 I'm not that hungry. Do we have the table upstairs? 66 00:11:06,198 --> 00:11:08,929 - The kind to order hot water with lemon. - Skinny legs. 67 00:11:09,035 --> 00:11:11,595 - Don't worry about it. - Weird last name too. 68 00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:12,796 Fuck her. 69 00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:37,053 Hurry up! 70 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,350 Had fun? 71 00:13:38,517 --> 00:13:42,078 - Which coffee do you want? - Purple. 72 00:13:56,368 --> 00:13:58,336 Stinker. 73 00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:14,345 She's cute. 74 00:14:14,453 --> 00:14:18,947 - Yep. Green eyed. - She doesn't need to have green eyes. 75 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,762 - From the agency? - No, classifieds. 76 00:14:25,731 --> 00:14:28,166 - I want her to look like you. - She's done all her medical exams? 77 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:32,226 Of course. You think I wouldn't check? 78 00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:41,179 I'm done drinking. 79 00:14:44,850 --> 00:14:46,477 Take her number. 80 00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:51,888 - Do you love me? - Do you love me? 81 00:14:52,157 --> 00:14:55,024 Are you sure? Bye. 82 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,160 Hey, some stuff came up. 83 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,271 We're over budget. 84 00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:15,273 So stop provoking them with this exhibition nonsense. 85 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,815 You know the situation. 86 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:24,382 I'm with Mom. I'll call you later, okay? Yes, I'll call you back. 87 00:15:27,893 --> 00:15:33,024 It's all connected. If the school closes, I won't be able to participate... 88 00:15:33,132 --> 00:15:34,293 you know. 89 00:15:35,801 --> 00:15:37,633 And you'll be out of work too. 90 00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:42,904 - Good morning. - Morning. 91 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:49,040 - Two juices, please. - Of course. 92 00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:53,379 Goodbye. 93 00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:57,452 Do you understand? 94 00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:09,792 Come over here. 95 00:16:12,037 --> 00:16:13,801 Take a look. 96 00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:19,304 This one maybe? Nice. 97 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,310 - What do you think? - Nice. 98 00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:30,647 Ah, hold on. 99 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:40,561 - I don't think it's his style. - He doesn't have a style! 100 00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:42,964 And that's his style, Mom. 101 00:16:45,671 --> 00:16:48,140 There's much to do. 102 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:52,841 Thanks. 103 00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:08,782 I need to pee. 104 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,601 - Good morning. - Hey, boss. 105 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:21,037 I'm driving the client to the station, and I'll be right back. 106 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,670 - Hi. - Hi. 107 00:17:24,843 --> 00:17:26,937 - Which year? - '87. 108 00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:31,214 - It looks barely driven. - She. It's a she. Renia. 109 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:37,081 And that car? Which year? 110 00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:41,322 '78. 111 00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:44,022 It's the European model, right? 112 00:17:45,264 --> 00:17:46,993 Of course. 113 00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:50,758 All right. Keys and registration please. 114 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,431 I was a rainbow supporter myself. 115 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:58,738 Pity it's a left side. I have a nice right-hand blinker. 116 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,980 Sorry. 117 00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:06,017 How long will it take? 118 00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:11,849 If you want to do it right, you need to paint it all over. 119 00:18:13,158 --> 00:18:15,024 So that ho other shades come through, like here. 120 00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:19,223 - Any idea how can I get back to town? - Wait a sec. 121 00:18:20,132 --> 00:18:21,657 Nina! 122 00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:26,099 - Sure you don't want me to come along? - No, I want to go on my own. 123 00:18:26,905 --> 00:18:31,809 Won't you give her a lift? I don't have a replacement car. 124 00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:40,217 - I'll give you a lift. - Thanks. 125 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:44,612 Ciao! 126 00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:00,697 Sorry. 127 00:19:10,482 --> 00:19:11,972 Have you known each other long? 128 00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:16,646 My husband? Since high school. 129 00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:21,523 Not bad. Aren't you guys bored yet? 130 00:19:24,630 --> 00:19:26,098 Just a little bit. 131 00:19:57,829 --> 00:19:59,854 I'm going to turn here. Can I drop you off? 132 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:02,828 Sure. There's a bus stop right there. 133 00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:07,134 Thank you. 134 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:29,919 I never get it right. I don't know all the Words in Polish. 135 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,524 - Nina. - Nice to meet you. 136 00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:41,703 - You spend a lot of time in the park? - No, I have too much work. 137 00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:47,735 When I was a kid, I used to walk along the railway tracks. 138 00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:52,477 Old Russian tracks. My mom used to say: and where will it get you? 139 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:58,885 - Your fee is very high. Even for... - Even for what? 140 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,153 For giving birth to someone else's child? 141 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:08,161 - How often can I see it? - That's not how it works. 142 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:11,062 - I thought you knew. - Knew what? 143 00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:16,305 It won't be your child. This child will be mine and my husbands. 144 00:21:16,408 --> 00:21:18,900 - I have a husband too! - So how much do you want? 145 00:21:20,078 --> 00:21:23,571 - I don't like your tone! - You don't like my tone? 146 00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:25,582 No, I don't. 147 00:21:25,684 --> 00:21:29,985 Are you kidding? Can't you see I have no other option? 148 00:21:30,088 --> 00:21:31,715 You should calm down. 149 00:21:31,823 --> 00:21:35,453 - Please. I'm begging you. - I'm sorry. 150 00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:05,817 I opened it early, so it could breathe. 151 00:22:07,392 --> 00:22:09,121 No, I don't want to drink. 152 00:22:22,607 --> 00:22:23,802 I'll wipe up. 153 00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:01,136 We'll find another one. 154 00:23:15,260 --> 00:23:16,193 Morning. 155 00:23:17,863 --> 00:23:19,558 Hey! How's the car? 156 00:23:28,106 --> 00:23:29,267 - Coffee? - Great. 157 00:23:29,374 --> 00:23:31,843 - You don't have change? - Not today. 158 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,549 It's straight! Leave it! 159 00:23:42,053 --> 00:23:42,396 Got a few small ones. 160 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:43,911 Got a few small ones. 161 00:23:45,023 --> 00:23:46,582 Great. Thanks. 162 00:23:58,637 --> 00:24:03,131 Look, I know it may sound weird, but... 163 00:24:05,043 --> 00:24:07,808 - would you come over for dinner? - Why? 164 00:24:10,749 --> 00:24:12,342 Cause you have green eyes? 165 00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:17,019 Not true. 166 00:24:27,766 --> 00:24:32,067 Maybe she's no longer a virgin. I don't know. 167 00:24:33,505 --> 00:24:35,439 Gee. 168 00:24:36,675 --> 00:24:38,837 Good. 169 00:24:39,444 --> 00:24:42,971 I said good. How am I supposed to feel? I'm not sick. 170 00:24:43,782 --> 00:24:45,477 What do you mean? 171 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:54,486 - Yes, I have. - I bet she's gonna admire my bamboo. 172 00:24:55,460 --> 00:25:01,490 No, Wojtek is cooking, and we're about to watch a movie. 173 00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:06,862 We can't talk anymore. Very cool. 174 00:25:08,106 --> 00:25:09,096 Bye. 175 00:25:36,368 --> 00:25:38,530 We can call it off if you want. 176 00:26:54,145 --> 00:26:56,045 Wait. Wait. 177 00:27:43,962 --> 00:27:45,589 - Hi. - Hi. 178 00:27:45,697 --> 00:27:47,688 It's nice you've made it. 179 00:27:53,271 --> 00:27:55,239 Grand cru classée. 180 00:27:55,407 --> 00:27:59,435 - Hi. - I'll take that coat. 181 00:28:11,990 --> 00:28:13,321 Nice place. 182 00:28:48,927 --> 00:28:51,726 It's not that cheap, you know. 183 00:28:52,097 --> 00:28:54,259 - With sand? - I don't know. 184 00:28:54,365 --> 00:28:58,666 First of all they need to scrub the old coat off that fender. 185 00:28:58,770 --> 00:29:01,796 Then they apply copper, and on that copper... 186 00:29:01,906 --> 00:29:04,307 White over red is all swell. 187 00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:08,641 Red over white all comes back. 188 00:29:09,214 --> 00:29:12,377 - Is this the last one? - The last one. 189 00:29:14,552 --> 00:29:15,519 Thank you. 190 00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:21,891 - How about a puff? - Good idea. 191 00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:30,595 You smoke? 192 00:29:33,404 --> 00:29:34,701 Where do you work? 193 00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:42,474 I watched this amazing doc on TV. 194 00:29:43,114 --> 00:29:44,912 Can't remember the channel. 195 00:29:45,416 --> 00:29:47,612 About samurai swords. 196 00:29:47,719 --> 00:29:50,518 - You know the story? - No. 197 00:29:50,622 --> 00:29:52,886 Well, first of all you need to understand that 198 00:29:54,159 --> 00:30:00,587 in order to test this swords... 199 00:30:05,603 --> 00:30:08,732 - These. - ...they took a bunch of prisoners. 200 00:30:10,341 --> 00:30:12,810 I beg you. 201 00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:21,082 And they slashed them. But that's still nothing. 202 00:30:28,126 --> 00:30:34,122 Those swords are made of steel whose... 203 00:30:34,699 --> 00:30:35,359 “Which.” 204 00:30:35,466 --> 00:30:41,405 ...which is made in an ancient way using thin layers. 205 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:45,568 Such thin layers of metal, 206 00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:48,908 plates put together. 207 00:30:49,013 --> 00:30:55,544 They search for them in those Japanese streams and lakes. 208 00:30:56,454 --> 00:30:58,718 It takes months. 209 00:30:58,823 --> 00:31:02,418 It's a very tedious, magical ritual. 210 00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:06,521 But the best part is, that this guy... 211 00:31:08,233 --> 00:31:13,262 the one that was telling the story, he was tearful, 212 00:31:13,371 --> 00:31:18,434 because they can't test those swords on people anymore. 213 00:31:31,089 --> 00:31:36,721 And bamboo is the closest you'll get to the human spine. 214 00:31:54,612 --> 00:31:56,876 I know another version of the story. 215 00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:05,723 - About swords? - About bamboos. 216 00:32:08,393 --> 00:32:11,385 Three hippies are sitting there, and a stick falls from the sky. 217 00:32:12,096 --> 00:32:13,359 A bamboo stick? 218 00:32:14,966 --> 00:32:20,905 - No, just a stick. - It's useless. We're not alike. 219 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:28,805 It turns out that this stick is in fact a guy, 220 00:32:28,913 --> 00:32:31,644 a dead guy sent from heaven as a stick. 221 00:32:41,159 --> 00:32:45,756 - Where did you get this stuff? - From the World Literature monthly. 222 00:32:50,034 --> 00:32:51,866 You wanna have a threesome? 223 00:32:58,009 --> 00:32:59,272 Nope, just me. 224 00:33:11,322 --> 00:33:13,416 I gotta pee. 225 00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:16,991 At the end of the corridor, on the right. 226 00:35:03,301 --> 00:35:06,271 Tell me. I'm somewhat lost. 227 00:35:06,404 --> 00:35:10,432 Did you think that the three of us would end up in bed together? 228 00:35:10,641 --> 00:35:12,200 Stop it, please. 229 00:35:18,082 --> 00:35:22,883 You thought you'd show her your bamboo... 230 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:27,619 and you two would fuck while I was having coffee? 231 00:35:27,725 --> 00:35:28,715 - I'll fix you one. - What? 232 00:35:28,826 --> 00:35:29,816 - A coffee. - Fuck. 233 00:35:29,927 --> 00:35:33,090 - You're drunk. - Am I, really? 234 00:35:34,532 --> 00:35:37,695 Don't call me! 235 00:35:41,672 --> 00:35:44,437 Hello? Hi, Sylvia. 236 00:35:45,009 --> 00:35:48,377 Yes, she is. Hold on. 237 00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:50,311 Did you have to do that? 238 00:35:50,414 --> 00:35:52,473 You could have had the better sister. 239 00:35:52,683 --> 00:35:56,711 What if we were having sex right now? No, we aren't. 240 00:35:58,089 --> 00:36:00,649 No, I'm not ovulating, Sylvie! 241 00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:31,151 The cookware set is all that's left. I've never seen Malvie cook. Fuck. 242 00:36:31,255 --> 00:36:33,724 - I'll make you a coffee. - I don't need coffee! 243 00:36:33,824 --> 00:36:36,794 - Stop pacifying me! - Cut it out, please. 244 00:36:36,894 --> 00:36:38,362 Don't hush me. 245 00:36:38,462 --> 00:36:42,228 Sex! Insemination! Ovulation! 246 00:36:42,366 --> 00:36:45,825 Examination! Grouping! In vitro! 247 00:36:45,937 --> 00:36:49,567 Miscarriage! Surrogate! Fuck! Money! Prick! 248 00:36:49,674 --> 00:36:53,508 - Nothing will come out of it! - Stop it. You'll regret it tomorrow. 249 00:36:53,611 --> 00:36:56,444 Do you love me? Do you? 250 00:36:56,547 --> 00:36:58,743 What are you asking me? 251 00:36:58,849 --> 00:37:00,476 I love you! You love me! 252 00:37:00,585 --> 00:37:02,553 Let's all love each other, for fuck's sake! 253 00:38:03,247 --> 00:38:05,579 I thought it was somehow... 254 00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:08,918 Maybe it's our last chance. 255 00:38:12,657 --> 00:38:14,625 Maybe this is my last chance. 256 00:38:15,159 --> 00:38:17,992 And if we don't make it this time, then I give up. 257 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:33,042 I'll take care of everything. 258 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:34,805 I can do it. You'll see. 259 00:38:35,913 --> 00:38:39,872 - How long to fix it? - A week or so. 260 00:38:40,718 --> 00:38:43,881 - Give me three. - What for? 261 00:38:44,055 --> 00:38:48,083 I'll convince her! You'll see. I can't tell her straight away. 262 00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:51,693 And I'll take care of her, help her. 263 00:38:51,796 --> 00:38:53,195 I don't know how much we drank that night. 264 00:38:53,297 --> 00:38:54,196 Nina, please. 265 00:38:54,298 --> 00:38:57,598 I'll pay her three times more than those girls from the website. 266 00:38:57,702 --> 00:38:59,830 You know it's not always about the money. 267 00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:04,770 She walked out on us, remember? 268 00:39:06,477 --> 00:39:09,139 She simply doesn't like us. 269 00:39:11,415 --> 00:39:13,179 I don't like her either. 270 00:39:16,620 --> 00:39:18,315 You don't? 271 00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:32,196 Okay, three weeks is too long, but I can stretch it to two. 272 00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:39,201 Great. 273 00:39:41,746 --> 00:39:43,942 - Good morning. - Hi. 274 00:39:50,254 --> 00:39:52,689 - Who's that? I don't know him. - He's new. 275 00:39:54,091 --> 00:39:55,217 Samuel. 276 00:39:57,762 --> 00:39:58,991 Nice. 277 00:40:32,129 --> 00:40:36,066 - I'll just leave it here. - Thanks. 278 00:41:06,597 --> 00:41:08,224 Could you pass me the sugar? 279 00:41:14,872 --> 00:41:16,135 Three spoons. 280 00:41:24,348 --> 00:41:25,975 Three. 281 00:41:26,851 --> 00:41:28,649 Sweet. 282 00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:37,994 What are you doing? 283 00:41:39,196 --> 00:41:40,823 Can I help somehow? 284 00:41:43,801 --> 00:41:48,068 - You can read the grades. - Sure. 285 00:41:54,144 --> 00:41:57,011 Marcinkowska, Aneta first. 286 00:42:02,253 --> 00:42:05,518 Ten points. An “A”. 287 00:42:07,157 --> 00:42:12,095 - Goslawski? - Seven points, a “C”. Barely made it. 288 00:42:15,332 --> 00:42:17,664 Milko. Lucas Milko. 289 00:42:20,704 --> 00:42:22,172 Seven points. 290 00:42:23,340 --> 00:42:26,366 Are you sure? I thought he got six. 291 00:42:26,477 --> 00:42:29,378 Seven. Just write down seven. 292 00:42:41,959 --> 00:42:45,054 Any illnesses in your family? 293 00:42:46,063 --> 00:42:49,966 I mean any chronic, or hereditary illnesses? 294 00:42:50,067 --> 00:42:53,002 I have no idea, why? 295 00:42:53,871 --> 00:42:55,168 Just curious. 296 00:42:58,409 --> 00:43:00,741 Do you have any childhood photos? 297 00:43:04,081 --> 00:43:07,847 Where are they? Let's look at them together. 298 00:43:20,064 --> 00:43:23,193 You don't have any plants. You don't like them? 299 00:43:24,234 --> 00:43:26,726 - Nothing would survive here. - Why? 300 00:43:29,106 --> 00:43:30,505 I don't have a green thumb. 301 00:43:32,476 --> 00:43:35,844 Or maybe nobody's given me one yet. You can be the first. 302 00:43:37,781 --> 00:43:39,943 I'm happy they didn't pass this legislation. 303 00:43:41,418 --> 00:43:43,409 You kids are lazy. 304 00:43:44,321 --> 00:43:47,814 I had thought we'd get married when I get the money, but... 305 00:43:47,925 --> 00:43:49,893 Yes, but you are doing it now. 306 00:43:50,761 --> 00:43:52,752 Have some more beets. 307 00:43:57,134 --> 00:43:59,865 - Desert? - Yes, yes, yes. 308 00:44:01,972 --> 00:44:06,409 Money can't buy happiness. It's happiness that brings money. 309 00:44:08,012 --> 00:44:12,142 People don't have a plan. They just complain. Here. 310 00:44:13,817 --> 00:44:15,945 You're becoming more like Mom every day. 311 00:44:16,387 --> 00:44:18,651 - Mom, can I go play? - Of course, darling. 312 00:44:20,691 --> 00:44:23,092 - Dad, are you done? - Yes, thank you. 313 00:44:34,138 --> 00:44:35,765 It's cold in here. 314 00:44:42,546 --> 00:44:46,608 - How is your dad? - Good. Thank you. 315 00:45:06,103 --> 00:45:11,007 - How about movies tomorrow? Noon? - Uh-huh. 316 00:45:17,581 --> 00:45:20,551 - You guys okay? - Yes, sure. 317 00:45:44,108 --> 00:45:48,841 Regular baked potatoes. Salad. 318 00:45:51,081 --> 00:45:53,709 And that's my mom's specialty. 319 00:45:57,554 --> 00:45:59,522 Spécialite de la maison. 320 00:46:01,792 --> 00:46:03,021 And how is your head? 321 00:46:11,702 --> 00:46:14,330 And yours? Aperitif? 322 00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:24,214 Try this one. 323 00:46:26,383 --> 00:46:31,014 - That's for tomorrow. For work. - You can't work. 324 00:46:31,121 --> 00:46:34,284 - I can't afford sick leave. - You mustn't. 325 00:46:35,325 --> 00:46:38,386 With a concussion, you should stay in bed. 326 00:46:39,062 --> 00:46:40,086 Yes, Mom. 327 00:46:49,106 --> 00:46:52,269 Will you stay with me? A little longer? 328 00:47:58,242 --> 00:48:01,473 We'll be fucked if it stops. Push! 329 00:48:01,879 --> 00:48:03,142 Fuck. 330 00:48:04,248 --> 00:48:05,545 One, two... 331 00:48:06,550 --> 00:48:09,850 - One more push, Magda. - No fucking way! 332 00:48:12,055 --> 00:48:13,523 Reinforcements. We're saved. 333 00:48:16,059 --> 00:48:18,790 - Will she help us? - You'll see. 334 00:48:20,264 --> 00:48:22,062 What are you two up to? 335 00:48:23,500 --> 00:48:26,401 Taking a romantic ride in this old-timer. 336 00:48:27,037 --> 00:48:30,940 - We are pushing. - Up to the knees in mud. 337 00:48:31,041 --> 00:48:32,475 She's on sick leave. 338 00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:35,876 - I'll call a cab. - Wait in the car. I'll drop you off. 339 00:48:58,068 --> 00:48:59,968 - I'm working on it. - On what? 340 00:49:01,338 --> 00:49:04,899 So that the child is conceived in love. 341 00:49:09,646 --> 00:49:14,607 Don't mess it up, 'cause my mother won't pay for the next one. 342 00:49:34,671 --> 00:49:36,935 - It was your idea. - No, it was yours. 343 00:49:37,774 --> 00:49:41,142 From the very beginning. Stop it. 344 00:49:43,013 --> 00:49:45,345 Wipe that smirk. 345 00:49:46,316 --> 00:49:51,686 Jeez, can't you control yourself when she's around? What are you, 15? 346 00:49:51,788 --> 00:49:53,586 - Can you stop, please? - What are you doing? 347 00:49:53,690 --> 00:49:54,919 Screw it. 348 00:49:55,625 --> 00:49:57,150 No! Screw you! 349 00:50:05,802 --> 00:50:09,102 No need to be jealous. I'm safe. 350 00:50:09,206 --> 00:50:11,641 - Where can I drop you off? - What's up with you? 351 00:50:11,875 --> 00:50:13,138 Where can I drop you off? 352 00:50:27,724 --> 00:50:30,489 - He's sleeping. - Sleeping. Okay. 353 00:50:44,107 --> 00:50:45,632 Hi, Dad. 354 00:50:47,711 --> 00:50:49,941 Up we go. 355 00:50:56,119 --> 00:50:57,382 And back down. 356 00:51:12,803 --> 00:51:14,293 Need a shave, huh? 357 00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:16,430 We'll shave next time. 358 00:51:18,075 --> 00:51:19,543 Hot in here? 359 00:51:21,745 --> 00:51:23,213 I got you smokes. 360 00:51:31,021 --> 00:51:32,921 Fruits. Tangerines. Pears. 361 00:51:33,023 --> 00:51:34,252 Juice. 362 00:51:36,359 --> 00:51:37,918 And more coins. 363 00:51:40,030 --> 00:51:41,191 I'll put them in the can. 364 00:52:06,089 --> 00:52:07,454 Speedway's fine? 365 00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:11,886 Falubaz. 366 00:53:03,713 --> 00:53:05,807 You seriously wanted to bring kids here? 367 00:53:07,817 --> 00:53:09,182 Why not? 368 00:53:15,058 --> 00:53:16,548 Hey, I was kidding. 369 00:53:29,005 --> 00:53:30,769 You have to take off your shoes. 370 00:53:46,489 --> 00:53:47,581 Wow. 371 00:53:53,430 --> 00:53:54,727 So cool. 372 00:54:04,975 --> 00:54:06,534 Nice. 373 00:54:32,602 --> 00:54:35,196 “A woman's womb will calm even the sea.” 374 00:54:37,540 --> 00:54:39,634 Or something like that. 375 00:54:40,577 --> 00:54:41,908 Ana-suromai. 376 00:54:42,779 --> 00:54:45,612 No, it's a Latin proverb. 377 00:54:46,750 --> 00:54:50,118 Ana-suromai is an ancient Egyptian ritual... 378 00:54:50,220 --> 00:54:54,919 in which women showed off their genitals. 379 00:54:57,661 --> 00:55:01,564 There was a story about when the Persians fought the Medes, 380 00:55:01,665 --> 00:55:03,724 and lost that fight. 381 00:55:05,502 --> 00:55:07,869 They were fleeing down the road. 382 00:55:08,805 --> 00:55:11,866 And suddenly ran into a row of raised skirts. 383 00:55:12,375 --> 00:55:13,774 A row of twats. 384 00:55:15,679 --> 00:55:18,478 The women lifted their skirts... 385 00:55:20,450 --> 00:55:22,782 to show their internal strength. 386 00:55:25,922 --> 00:55:30,257 The guys returned to the battlefield and won the war. 387 00:55:36,466 --> 00:55:37,797 So simple. 388 00:55:48,945 --> 00:55:51,471 You're sitting in a giant cunt, and you don't know that? 389 00:56:05,362 --> 00:56:06,921 You like to hide? 390 00:56:08,832 --> 00:56:10,197 To forget? 391 00:56:14,304 --> 00:56:15,931 I remember everything. 392 00:56:18,675 --> 00:56:19,699 Of course you do. 393 00:56:28,785 --> 00:56:30,184 I have this dream. 394 00:56:34,758 --> 00:56:37,887 I'm walking down a highway. Alone. 395 00:56:46,102 --> 00:56:48,093 And I am terribly tired. 396 00:56:50,240 --> 00:56:52,436 And I need to talk to someone. 397 00:56:53,710 --> 00:56:57,112 But everyone keeps on driving. Nobody stops. 398 00:57:05,488 --> 00:57:06,546 Right. 399 00:57:09,626 --> 00:57:11,924 You can't stop on a highway. 400 00:57:31,181 --> 00:57:34,151 Good girls. Keep up the pace. 401 00:57:36,286 --> 00:57:38,914 Basia, keep your knees higher. 402 00:57:40,857 --> 00:57:43,383 Carry on. 403 00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:46,763 Magda! Are you nuts? 404 00:57:47,163 --> 00:57:49,188 After your accident? No way! 405 00:57:49,299 --> 00:57:51,666 - So what should I do? - I don't know. Go to Lola. 406 00:57:51,768 --> 00:57:54,396 - If I don't train, I won't play. - So you won't play. 407 00:57:54,938 --> 00:57:56,099 Damn. 408 00:58:00,076 --> 00:58:01,305 What's up? 409 00:58:03,546 --> 00:58:04,843 Is something wrong? 410 00:58:09,886 --> 00:58:11,376 Another married woman? 411 00:58:12,989 --> 00:58:15,390 That's it, Magda! Understand? 412 00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:17,859 - You are going on a regular date! - Come on! 413 00:58:17,994 --> 00:58:20,486 No bullshit, no straight girls. 414 00:58:21,297 --> 00:58:25,256 - Bobbie is the best. - Okay, girls, let's pick up the poles. 415 00:58:25,969 --> 00:58:28,995 Regular, laid back, consensual FF! 416 00:58:29,672 --> 00:58:33,267 - FF? What the fuck is that? - Friends Fucking. 417 00:58:35,144 --> 00:58:37,169 Consensual. 418 00:58:38,815 --> 00:58:40,647 Fuckin' A! 419 00:58:41,718 --> 00:58:45,120 All right girls, let's go! 420 00:58:46,923 --> 00:58:49,153 Let's start the game. 421 00:58:51,728 --> 00:58:52,957 Good! 422 00:59:02,739 --> 00:59:05,504 - Well done! - On the left, what are you doing? 423 00:59:22,725 --> 00:59:23,817 Hi. 424 00:59:25,194 --> 00:59:26,662 Sorry. I'm in a hurry. 425 00:59:27,864 --> 00:59:28,990 Where are you going? 426 00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:32,163 To the “Intra” Cafe. 427 00:59:35,605 --> 00:59:36,834 You know what time it is? 428 00:59:38,608 --> 00:59:39,507 No. 429 00:59:42,512 --> 00:59:45,812 Sorry, I have to say this. It's now or never. 430 00:59:52,789 --> 00:59:55,190 It went awry back then at our place. 431 00:59:55,291 --> 00:59:58,090 - I told you I'm safe. - Right. 432 01:00:15,778 --> 01:00:17,610 I can't have children. 433 01:00:19,148 --> 01:00:21,344 But I really want to. 434 01:00:21,451 --> 01:00:23,442 We both do. Wojtek too. 435 01:00:26,923 --> 01:00:27,788 Excuse me. 436 01:00:31,494 --> 01:00:33,428 We've tried... 437 01:00:36,899 --> 01:00:38,765 fertility treatment. 438 01:00:39,002 --> 01:00:40,401 In vitro. 439 01:00:41,371 --> 01:00:44,136 - In vitro twice. - You want to adopt me? 440 01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:52,778 You don't. 441 01:00:53,182 --> 01:00:55,810 We want you to give birth to our child. 442 01:00:59,389 --> 01:01:01,881 Not for free, of course. 443 01:01:06,362 --> 01:01:09,889 It takes a year, and we'd pay you a lot of money. 444 01:01:11,034 --> 01:01:13,833 Wait. You won't have to sleep with Wojtek. 445 01:01:13,936 --> 01:01:16,405 That's not how it works. Let me explain. 446 01:01:16,506 --> 01:01:18,304 People do it. It's... 447 01:01:19,142 --> 01:01:20,974 You're fucked up. 448 01:01:22,078 --> 01:01:24,069 - I don't give a fuck about your... - Wait a sec. 449 01:01:24,180 --> 01:01:25,147 ...or Wojtek's kid. 450 01:01:30,153 --> 01:01:32,178 Slam the door on your way out. 451 01:01:48,071 --> 01:01:49,869 You are not my date. 452 01:01:49,972 --> 01:01:53,272 - Wait. - Whatever. I'm too early anyways. 453 01:01:53,876 --> 01:01:56,208 - What's your poison? - The usual. 454 01:02:04,454 --> 01:02:06,354 What does he look like? Handsome? 455 01:02:07,523 --> 01:02:11,892 Hair - platinium. Eyes - Shane. Looking for love. No car. 456 01:02:12,228 --> 01:02:14,754 Assuming he knows what you look like? 457 01:02:15,598 --> 01:02:16,531 She. 458 01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:39,214 Why did you pick me? 459 01:02:39,756 --> 01:02:41,918 Because you are very pretty. 460 01:02:44,393 --> 01:02:48,887 We got to liking you. 461 01:02:50,733 --> 01:02:55,034 - Wojtek likes you a lot. - Looks like you like me a lot. 462 01:03:04,247 --> 01:03:07,239 And you've never been with a guy? 463 01:03:08,050 --> 01:03:09,814 Sorry. 464 01:03:11,821 --> 01:03:13,289 Hold it. 465 01:03:23,199 --> 01:03:26,692 - Nikita 18? - I beg your pardon? 466 01:03:27,336 --> 01:03:28,895 Nikita? 467 01:03:30,306 --> 01:03:32,968 No. I mean.. 468 01:03:33,609 --> 01:03:36,169 - You look... - Oh, dear. 469 01:03:39,015 --> 01:03:42,110 - I like it natural. - I don't think I do. 470 01:03:42,218 --> 01:03:44,380 - Toys? 471 01:03:45,788 --> 01:03:47,916 I'm sorry. 472 01:03:48,758 --> 01:03:53,491 - Your friend... plays for the same team? - What team? 473 01:03:54,230 --> 01:03:57,427 I'm sorry, ma'am. There's been a misunderstanding. 474 01:03:58,201 --> 01:04:00,465 - Come. - Forgive me. 475 01:04:08,177 --> 01:04:10,339 - This is Nina. - Hi. 476 01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:24,793 Ada's out? 477 01:04:26,229 --> 01:04:28,994 - Bobbie says thanks. - Who? 478 01:04:30,066 --> 01:04:31,363 I should apologize. 479 01:04:43,045 --> 01:04:44,706 Thank you. 480 01:05:09,839 --> 01:05:13,036 - Loud, huh? - Come. I'll show you something. 481 01:05:46,008 --> 01:05:47,567 This is all Lola. 482 01:05:58,888 --> 01:06:03,223 Lisbon, Portugal, Australia? Would you go? 483 01:06:04,894 --> 01:06:07,761 - No. - And where would you go? 484 01:06:08,698 --> 01:06:10,530 I don't know. 485 01:06:11,901 --> 01:06:15,804 And if you had all the money in the world? Then where would you go? 486 01:06:16,472 --> 01:06:18,668 To visit my mother in Silesia. 487 01:06:21,610 --> 01:06:24,602 - Where do you work? - At the airport. 488 01:06:26,015 --> 01:06:27,414 What? 489 01:06:29,485 --> 01:06:31,078 Silly you. 490 01:06:31,921 --> 01:06:36,222 - Get me a ticket to Bali in July. - Okay. 491 01:06:37,259 --> 01:06:38,658 Flying alone? 492 01:06:42,498 --> 01:06:44,296 So it seems. 493 01:06:45,468 --> 01:06:47,334 I'm afraid of flying, you know. 494 01:06:50,072 --> 01:06:52,336 You'd have to hold my hand. 495 01:07:54,470 --> 01:07:58,338 - Cool chicks, such a waste. - Fuck off. 496 01:08:00,776 --> 01:08:02,904 Change of guards? 497 01:08:08,484 --> 01:08:09,918 Go with them. 498 01:08:19,695 --> 01:08:25,190 - Quit it. - Boys! 499 01:08:47,790 --> 01:08:49,121 I'm back. 500 01:08:54,396 --> 01:08:57,627 Watch out, or I'll get mad. 501 01:09:02,304 --> 01:09:05,365 - Won't you ask me where I was? - Where were you? 502 01:09:07,943 --> 01:09:09,468 Here and there. 503 01:09:10,846 --> 01:09:15,477 I danced. Talked a bit. 504 01:09:19,221 --> 01:09:21,155 But mostly I danced. 505 01:09:25,461 --> 01:09:27,122 I talked to her. 506 01:09:29,231 --> 01:09:32,326 All the women were looking at her. 507 01:09:35,471 --> 01:09:36,870 At me too. 508 01:09:41,877 --> 01:09:45,074 'Cause she's very pretty. 509 01:09:49,718 --> 01:09:52,744 Too bad you don't always inherit beauty. 510 01:09:54,657 --> 01:09:56,523 Did you convince her? 511 01:10:01,263 --> 01:10:03,322 What if we just... 512 01:10:06,001 --> 01:10:08,561 adopt some Nigerian baby? 513 01:10:13,008 --> 01:10:16,137 - What if you come to bed? - Come on. 514 01:10:18,547 --> 01:10:22,142 - I'll have some more wine. - Come to bed. 515 01:10:22,251 --> 01:10:24,845 Don't talk to me like this. 516 01:10:26,255 --> 01:10:29,919 And don't tell me I'm drunk. Because I'm not. 517 01:10:30,292 --> 01:10:32,989 I just want to talk. 518 01:10:34,597 --> 01:10:37,828 Red to the right, dry to the left. 519 01:10:44,440 --> 01:10:47,535 I made a vow. In sickness and in health... 520 01:10:53,582 --> 01:10:56,279 and... wait... I forgot. 521 01:10:58,721 --> 01:11:00,883 In love. 522 01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:07,222 I almost forgot. I don't love you anymore. 523 01:11:27,416 --> 01:11:29,282 Now, that's good. 524 01:11:29,485 --> 01:11:31,579 Here's the florist. 525 01:11:33,155 --> 01:11:34,623 And here's my card. 526 01:11:34,990 --> 01:11:37,288 - But? - Don't mention it. 527 01:11:39,461 --> 01:11:40,986 That's nice, no? 528 01:11:42,364 --> 01:11:45,766 So the main tables going to be here. 529 01:11:46,669 --> 01:11:49,536 You and Tomek, me and Dad... 530 01:11:52,107 --> 01:11:54,201 What about Wojtek's dad? 531 01:11:55,811 --> 01:11:58,837 Whatever. He can sit next to Wojtek. You two don't have to sit together. 532 01:11:58,947 --> 01:12:03,748 Keep in mind that Agnieszka and Robert should sit separately. 533 01:12:04,853 --> 01:12:08,517 Children need an extra table too. 534 01:12:08,624 --> 01:12:10,353 And for the school staff. 535 01:12:10,459 --> 01:12:14,020 Let's separate everyone. Couples don't need to be together either. 536 01:12:15,364 --> 01:12:18,629 - You think? - Your boobs got bigger. 537 01:12:20,469 --> 01:12:23,666 Girls! How many children? 538 01:12:24,306 --> 01:12:26,138 Your three... 539 01:12:28,477 --> 01:12:32,311 - Helen, Sara, Lucy's... - Six. 540 01:12:32,414 --> 01:12:37,944 - Six? - We can squeeze them at one table. 541 01:12:39,355 --> 01:12:43,155 - Excuse me, ma'am! - Ma'am. 542 01:12:50,299 --> 01:12:53,496 - You're going to love it. - I know. 543 01:12:53,702 --> 01:12:56,137 How are you holding up? 544 01:12:57,373 --> 01:12:58,841 I'm managing. 545 01:13:09,251 --> 01:13:10,810 And you? 546 01:13:11,754 --> 01:13:14,883 I'm happy to have that behind me. 547 01:13:21,897 --> 01:13:26,858 We had this idea, but it didn't work out. 548 01:13:30,272 --> 01:13:35,438 - You didn't like her? - It doesn't work like that. 549 01:13:39,114 --> 01:13:40,775 She's gay. 550 01:13:42,418 --> 01:13:45,877 - Crazy. - How? 551 01:13:47,923 --> 01:13:49,789 How gay? 552 01:13:51,260 --> 01:13:53,752 - How gay? - How masculine? 553 01:13:54,830 --> 01:13:56,355 She's not masculine. 554 01:14:02,404 --> 01:14:03,997 Something like Wojtek. 555 01:14:07,109 --> 01:14:08,770 You're silly. 556 01:14:17,920 --> 01:14:19,752 What defines... 557 01:14:20,155 --> 01:14:22,283 our identity? 558 01:14:29,198 --> 01:14:30,359 Marysia... 559 01:14:31,867 --> 01:14:35,599 - who are you? - Myself. 560 01:14:36,939 --> 01:14:38,703 Good. 561 01:14:39,675 --> 01:14:41,769 Who would you like to be? 562 01:14:44,613 --> 01:14:47,241 Pretty. I want to be pretty. 563 01:14:49,785 --> 01:14:53,085 - I want to be beautiful. - I want to be beautiful. 564 01:14:53,288 --> 01:14:55,256 Beauty. 565 01:14:56,158 --> 01:14:59,184 Does beauty define our identity? 566 01:15:01,163 --> 01:15:04,155 - And you, Karolina? - Fanfic heroine. 567 01:15:04,700 --> 01:15:07,670 - Excuse me? - An actress. My dream. 568 01:15:08,437 --> 01:15:10,098 Our dreams. 569 01:15:10,706 --> 01:15:13,403 The dream. Gender: masculine. 570 01:15:13,675 --> 01:15:17,578 - I dream to have two million. - He dreams to be a millionaire. 571 01:15:17,679 --> 01:15:21,616 - I need a different chick every day. - Jesus, Michal. 572 01:15:22,184 --> 01:15:25,677 My dad left my mom for a masseuse because he dreamed of big tits. 573 01:15:25,988 --> 01:15:28,685 The need. Gender: masculine. 574 01:15:28,790 --> 01:15:33,557 - He simply had such a need. - No. He was a coward and scrammed. 575 01:15:35,030 --> 01:15:37,226 Fled. 576 01:15:40,602 --> 01:15:43,765 Escape. Gender: feminine. 577 01:15:43,872 --> 01:15:48,537 But why did she leave him in the film, since he was so sweet? 578 01:15:49,411 --> 01:15:51,209 Like my Mateusz. 579 01:15:51,880 --> 01:15:54,144 Because of his sweet ride. 580 01:15:54,516 --> 01:15:56,917 And he was a film producer. 581 01:15:59,288 --> 01:16:03,919 Would the heroes of The Contempt Paul and Camille split... 582 01:16:05,427 --> 01:16:11,696 if Michel Piccoli did not put Brigitte Bardot in the producer's car? 583 01:16:25,581 --> 01:16:28,016 I'm here for the school invoice. 584 01:16:28,250 --> 01:16:31,083 - Delivery on the 25th? - Of course. 585 01:16:36,592 --> 01:16:41,154 I'm looking for a plant that doesn't need watering. 586 01:16:41,263 --> 01:16:42,628 A cactus? 587 01:16:46,401 --> 01:16:50,531 Not all plants need watering, but all require talking to. 588 01:17:07,456 --> 01:17:08,753 Hi. 589 01:21:42,931 --> 01:21:46,697 - Never? - Never ever. 590 01:21:49,571 --> 01:21:52,063 Never? 591 01:21:55,577 --> 01:21:57,375 Never. 592 01:21:58,380 --> 01:22:00,678 First time. 593 01:22:02,117 --> 01:22:04,779 Not even a candy? 594 01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:07,082 Especially not a candy. 595 01:22:08,390 --> 01:22:11,360 I always steal candy from stores. 596 01:22:12,394 --> 01:22:14,692 - Really? - Yep. 597 01:22:24,272 --> 01:22:26,741 It's hot in here. 598 01:23:26,634 --> 01:23:28,500 Hi. 599 01:23:30,305 --> 01:23:32,603 I broke the flower. 600 01:23:34,976 --> 01:23:38,173 I waited at the school. You okay? 601 01:24:51,086 --> 01:24:52,349 Hey. 602 01:24:58,159 --> 01:25:00,856 It's ready. Wojtek will give you the keys. 603 01:25:01,262 --> 01:25:02,252 Thanks. 604 01:25:11,139 --> 01:25:12,664 Here. 605 01:25:14,175 --> 01:25:16,735 I don't want to see you ever again. 606 01:25:19,514 --> 01:25:22,040 - Take care. - Thanks. 607 01:25:25,286 --> 01:25:27,880 Be careful. 608 01:26:04,959 --> 01:26:07,621 Change is good. I'll get you a new place. 609 01:26:17,906 --> 01:26:22,537 Remember? I begged you to leave Mom when I was a kid. 610 01:26:25,446 --> 01:26:28,211 Staying together for kids makes no sense. 611 01:26:30,118 --> 01:26:31,882 Children can sense it. 612 01:26:36,257 --> 01:26:38,624 I wouldn't have gotten mad if you guys had split. 613 01:26:55,944 --> 01:26:57,173 Fuck. 614 01:27:02,850 --> 01:27:04,340 Nina says hi. 615 01:27:05,019 --> 01:27:06,544 She wanted to come, but... 616 01:27:07,422 --> 01:27:10,653 Malvina, her younger sister, is getting hitched. 617 01:27:12,527 --> 01:27:14,586 She's the beautiful one. 618 01:27:15,530 --> 01:27:17,794 And Nina is turning into her mother. 619 01:27:21,502 --> 01:27:23,129 And ours, you know. 620 01:27:24,706 --> 01:27:26,731 Like I married our mom. 621 01:27:34,048 --> 01:27:36,483 Soon I'll stop talking, like you. 622 01:27:42,123 --> 01:27:44,558 I thought she'd be helpless without me. 623 01:27:47,629 --> 01:27:49,427 That she'd fall apart. 624 01:28:01,542 --> 01:28:02,703 Dad. 625 01:28:11,452 --> 01:28:12,783 Yes? 626 01:28:13,087 --> 01:28:15,181 Is this headmistress' room? 627 01:28:18,793 --> 01:28:20,887 I'm sorry. 628 01:28:39,047 --> 01:28:40,913 Wait. 629 01:28:40,982 --> 01:28:43,007 Wait! I can't. 630 01:28:45,019 --> 01:28:49,456 Wait for me outside. I need to drop off the keys. 631 01:28:51,926 --> 01:28:52,893 Please? 632 01:29:31,299 --> 01:29:32,596 Wait. 633 01:29:37,372 --> 01:29:38,601 Wait. 634 01:29:40,708 --> 01:29:42,142 Wait. 635 01:29:43,845 --> 01:29:46,041 Sorry! 636 01:29:47,415 --> 01:29:48,712 I'm sorry. 637 01:30:56,951 --> 01:30:58,715 I'm going crazy. 638 01:31:16,070 --> 01:31:18,300 Crazy! 639 01:35:08,202 --> 01:35:09,328 So now what? 640 01:35:15,409 --> 01:35:17,468 You'll invite her... 641 01:35:18,746 --> 01:35:20,544 for dinner? 642 01:35:22,016 --> 01:35:23,814 To your mom's? 643 01:35:29,657 --> 01:35:32,183 You'll introduce her? Magda, my girlfriend? 644 01:35:39,366 --> 01:35:41,767 Share the news at school? 645 01:35:48,576 --> 01:35:51,511 Of course, that's so French of you. 646 01:36:03,591 --> 01:36:05,855 Will you live together? 647 01:36:13,100 --> 01:36:15,398 Will she inherit half the apartment? 648 01:36:28,582 --> 01:36:31,108 I'm all for the rainbow. 649 01:36:32,319 --> 01:36:34,083 You know I am. 650 01:36:40,861 --> 01:36:43,421 Get yourself together. Talk to someone. 651 01:36:43,497 --> 01:36:46,125 Your mother, a doctor, someone smart, I don't know. 652 01:36:46,801 --> 01:36:49,361 I'm moving out for a week or so. 653 01:36:51,172 --> 01:36:52,571 To the garage. 654 01:36:56,610 --> 01:36:58,578 Call me... 655 01:37:04,552 --> 01:37:06,748 when you want to talk. 656 01:37:30,678 --> 01:37:32,339 We're teething, aren't we? 657 01:37:34,315 --> 01:37:37,649 - Honey, cardamom? - Cilantro. 658 01:37:39,353 --> 01:37:42,152 - Did you go to that boylesque? - Nah. 659 01:37:42,256 --> 01:37:46,625 - I'd rather go to Home Depot. - Home improvement? 660 01:37:46,827 --> 01:37:47,988 No. 661 01:37:48,729 --> 01:37:50,993 Miecka and Bubbles are not getting along. 662 01:37:51,866 --> 01:37:55,564 - It's their cats. - Kitty, where's the mortar? 663 01:37:59,506 --> 01:38:01,474 Hey, buddy. 664 01:38:01,575 --> 01:38:04,772 They have separate rooms, but the door is missing. 665 01:38:07,581 --> 01:38:11,040 One, two, three, four, five, six, and the horse is ours. 666 01:38:11,151 --> 01:38:13,848 - Now we get six! - Great. 667 01:38:15,723 --> 01:38:18,886 - You're a teacher, right? - High school. 668 01:38:19,260 --> 01:38:21,558 There's still not enough cool schools. 669 01:38:24,365 --> 01:38:27,232 What do you tell in kindergarten? 670 01:38:27,835 --> 01:38:29,826 The truth. 671 01:38:43,284 --> 01:38:47,243 Can you see my feet? Do you like them? 672 01:38:51,725 --> 01:38:52,817 Sure. 673 01:39:02,536 --> 01:39:04,197 And my ankles? 674 01:39:13,580 --> 01:39:15,207 And my knees? 675 01:39:16,450 --> 01:39:18,509 Do you like my knees? 676 01:39:20,454 --> 01:39:21,785 Answer me. 677 01:39:23,891 --> 01:39:25,552 I like them. 678 01:39:30,998 --> 01:39:32,864 They're very bony. 679 01:39:33,033 --> 01:39:34,330 Don't be silly. 680 01:39:46,013 --> 01:39:48,311 What about my back? 681 01:39:50,484 --> 01:39:53,112 And my face? Do you like my face? 682 01:39:54,855 --> 01:39:56,789 Such small ears. 683 01:39:59,360 --> 01:40:01,419 You have beautiful ears. 684 01:40:01,528 --> 01:40:04,964 But all of it. Eyes, lips, nose. 685 01:40:07,868 --> 01:40:09,233 Yes. 686 01:40:17,678 --> 01:40:20,340 It means that you love me entirely. 687 01:40:29,556 --> 01:40:30,785 Fuck. 688 01:40:36,630 --> 01:40:38,598 Who is it? 689 01:40:52,212 --> 01:40:54,203 From the club or off the Internet? 690 01:40:54,348 --> 01:40:56,214 I told you not to come back. 691 01:40:57,684 --> 01:41:04,556 New piece of ass? It wouldn't be the first one. 692 01:41:05,259 --> 01:41:06,385 Fuck! 693 01:41:07,561 --> 01:41:10,360 I'm sorry! 694 01:41:11,365 --> 01:41:12,161 Ada. 695 01:41:12,399 --> 01:41:14,094 - Nina. - I'm sorry. 696 01:41:21,408 --> 01:41:22,102 A drink? 697 01:41:22,876 --> 01:41:24,310 Excuse me. 698 01:41:25,879 --> 01:41:27,313 Nina. 699 01:41:29,450 --> 01:41:32,385 Nina, wait a minute. What? 700 01:41:33,754 --> 01:41:35,654 The others left on time. 701 01:41:38,725 --> 01:41:41,319 - Nina. I'm sorry. - No, no, no. 702 01:41:43,297 --> 01:41:46,267 Nina. Please stay. 703 01:41:46,366 --> 01:41:49,028 Shit. What did you do with my phone? 704 01:41:49,136 --> 01:41:49,932 Nina! Wait! 705 01:41:53,574 --> 01:41:56,373 I'm sorry! I didn't have a chance to tell her! 706 01:41:56,477 --> 01:42:00,209 You don't have to explain anything. It's none of my business. 707 01:42:00,714 --> 01:42:02,705 Nina! Wait! 708 01:42:03,517 --> 01:42:06,009 - I'm sorry! I'm sorry! - Let me go! 709 01:42:10,324 --> 01:42:12,554 - I have my own life to live. - I'm sorry. 710 01:42:42,189 --> 01:42:43,054 Go away. 711 01:42:48,428 --> 01:42:49,725 Stop it. Just leave. 712 01:43:35,742 --> 01:43:40,111 “I love you. I love you.” 713 01:44:54,087 --> 01:44:56,852 - Hey. - Hey. 714 01:44:58,025 --> 01:45:00,050 You know you forgot to pay for the flowers. 715 01:45:10,904 --> 01:45:12,929 I kept calling you. 716 01:45:14,174 --> 01:45:16,575 I even tried to reach Wojtek. 717 01:45:22,683 --> 01:45:24,310 I fell in love. 718 01:45:29,256 --> 01:45:30,883 I'm so fucked up. 719 01:45:32,259 --> 01:45:34,284 - With whom? - Messed up. 720 01:45:36,863 --> 01:45:38,297 With a student? 721 01:45:48,608 --> 01:45:50,133 The surrogate. 722 01:46:06,326 --> 01:46:08,727 I fell in love with my surrogate. 723 01:46:39,760 --> 01:46:41,785 Come on. You're suddenly in love with a girl? 724 01:46:41,895 --> 01:46:43,385 Sometimes she looks like a boy. 725 01:46:45,365 --> 01:46:47,766 I fell in love with a person. 726 01:46:48,001 --> 01:46:51,869 - So you're bisexual. - Jesus! Right now I'm Magda-sexual. 727 01:48:36,510 --> 01:48:38,342 One beer, one vodka, please. 728 01:48:44,818 --> 01:48:45,876 Keep the change. 729 01:48:55,128 --> 01:48:57,222 She could have smaller tits. 730 01:48:57,998 --> 01:49:00,160 You're being difficult. 731 01:49:02,202 --> 01:49:04,227 There's nothing wrong with her tits. 732 01:49:05,272 --> 01:49:07,434 They could be smaller, that's all. 733 01:49:08,008 --> 01:49:10,602 Gentleman, you are absolutely right! 734 01:49:10,710 --> 01:49:12,804 - Good evening. - Hello. 735 01:49:14,047 --> 01:49:16,243 My friend didn't mean it. 736 01:49:16,349 --> 01:49:19,046 Please. I know exactly what your friend meant. 737 01:49:27,193 --> 01:49:28,820 Right. 738 01:49:30,230 --> 01:49:33,427 - May I? - Absolutely! Go ahead. 739 01:49:33,533 --> 01:49:35,661 - Magda. - Eryk. 740 01:49:35,902 --> 01:49:38,030 Maciek. I'm kidding. 741 01:49:40,774 --> 01:49:42,936 - Szymon. - Bogdan, hi. 742 01:49:43,043 --> 01:49:44,067 Jedrek. 743 01:49:44,611 --> 01:49:45,908 Indi. 744 01:49:50,283 --> 01:49:52,115 I have an eye for those things. 745 01:49:52,218 --> 01:49:53,413 Just an eye. 746 01:49:53,520 --> 01:49:55,181 Just women. 747 01:49:56,323 --> 01:49:57,620 Nice. 748 01:49:58,291 --> 01:50:01,192 But tonight I've decided to sleep with a guy. 749 01:50:01,928 --> 01:50:03,862 Just this once. First and last. 750 01:50:03,964 --> 01:50:06,092 - Fucking A. - Black Friday sales! 751 01:50:06,199 --> 01:50:10,102 - You should know I'm best hung. - But I'm serious. 752 01:50:10,337 --> 01:50:11,702 So gentlemen? 753 01:50:12,772 --> 01:50:15,241 - Should we draw straws? - Don't count when you're drunk. 754 01:50:15,342 --> 01:50:16,867 Wait a second. 755 01:50:16,977 --> 01:50:19,105 My game, my rules. 756 01:50:19,879 --> 01:50:24,214 We'll chat, have a drink together, then I'll tell you who the winner is. 757 01:50:24,317 --> 01:50:25,250 Up for it? 758 01:50:25,352 --> 01:50:26,410 With pleasure. 759 01:50:27,320 --> 01:50:29,254 My first girlfriend was a lesbian. 760 01:50:30,657 --> 01:50:33,024 - Which one? - Which one you think? 761 01:50:33,126 --> 01:50:34,025 Hela? 762 01:50:34,127 --> 01:50:35,185 Hela! Third grade! 763 01:50:35,328 --> 01:50:37,660 - No shit! - You never said! 764 01:50:37,964 --> 01:50:39,398 She was never a lesbian. 765 01:50:39,499 --> 01:50:41,900 Was and is! 766 01:50:42,002 --> 01:50:45,165 She lives in New York with a Brazilian girlfriend, and a golden retriever. 767 01:50:45,271 --> 01:50:47,171 I'll write about this night. 768 01:50:47,273 --> 01:50:49,571 - How can you keep a dog in New York? - That's what's bugging you? 769 01:50:49,676 --> 01:50:51,735 Anyway, I have some experience. 770 01:50:52,345 --> 01:50:53,437 So do I. 771 01:50:53,913 --> 01:50:55,972 - And three kids. - That I don't have. 772 01:50:56,583 --> 01:50:58,813 Lots of business trips? 773 01:51:01,021 --> 01:51:03,490 - Just in case, I'm out. - Why? 774 01:51:03,590 --> 01:51:04,819 Ask his boyfriend. 775 01:51:05,392 --> 01:51:07,622 - What? - You didn't know? 776 01:51:08,662 --> 01:51:09,686 Better late than never. 777 01:51:09,796 --> 01:51:12,128 Guys. Which one of you also has kids? 778 01:51:13,333 --> 01:51:14,528 No? 779 01:51:14,634 --> 01:51:16,124 You never said! 780 01:51:16,836 --> 01:51:19,430 With my first girlfriend in college. 781 01:51:19,539 --> 01:51:20,973 The little man is seven. 782 01:51:22,742 --> 01:51:23,766 I'll show you. 783 01:51:25,712 --> 01:51:27,510 Michael. After my first love. 784 01:51:29,649 --> 01:51:31,981 He looks exactly like you. 785 01:51:36,956 --> 01:51:39,687 Excuse me guys. Couldn't help but overhear. Can I join in? 786 01:51:40,427 --> 01:51:41,986 Sure thing. 787 01:51:42,095 --> 01:51:43,893 I'm sure I'm smaller than you. 788 01:51:43,997 --> 01:51:47,456 - I'm Wojtek by the way. - Hi, Wojtek. 789 01:51:49,669 --> 01:51:51,967 What's your story? 790 01:51:52,072 --> 01:51:53,039 I'm quite a fixer. 791 01:51:53,773 --> 01:51:56,333 - No surprises. - With what? 792 01:51:56,409 --> 01:52:00,004 After nine months. I can't have children. 793 01:52:02,849 --> 01:52:04,817 Hush, gentlemen. 794 01:52:05,085 --> 01:52:06,678 Attention. 795 01:52:07,253 --> 01:52:08,482 Me? 796 01:52:11,024 --> 01:52:12,048 Oh, no. 797 01:52:17,764 --> 01:52:19,630 Sorry, guys. 798 01:52:25,071 --> 01:52:28,473 - You know him? - Hey! 799 01:52:28,575 --> 01:52:29,872 Take it easy. 800 01:53:56,696 --> 01:53:58,721 Magda. 801 01:54:01,434 --> 01:54:03,869 - Wake up! - What? 802 01:54:04,571 --> 01:54:06,733 How many times did you do it? 803 01:54:06,973 --> 01:54:10,102 I'm asking you. How many times? 804 01:54:12,912 --> 01:54:14,676 Tell me! 805 01:54:14,781 --> 01:54:15,976 - Let me go. - How many? 806 01:54:16,983 --> 01:54:18,678 - Were you laughing at me? - Let go. 807 01:54:18,785 --> 01:54:20,947 - Making fun? - Let go. 808 01:54:21,521 --> 01:54:23,080 Did she say I have a small one? 809 01:54:23,590 --> 01:54:25,615 That I'm small? 810 01:54:25,725 --> 01:54:27,284 What are you doing? 811 01:54:32,498 --> 01:54:33,795 Stop it. Stop. 812 01:55:20,880 --> 01:55:22,712 What are you doing? 813 01:55:24,217 --> 01:55:25,844 Quit it. Please. 814 01:55:26,653 --> 01:55:31,489 - That's what you wanted? Right? - Magda, don't. 815 01:55:33,993 --> 01:55:36,587 Maybe she wants a child, just not with you. 816 01:55:52,478 --> 01:55:54,276 Wait, wait. 817 01:59:45,778 --> 01:59:47,007 Come. 818 02:00:04,130 --> 02:00:05,825 Get out. 819 02:00:12,872 --> 02:00:14,033 Get out! 820 02:01:26,212 --> 02:01:28,271 You're wearing red socks?