1 00:00:01,031 --> 00:00:04,086 JEFF: The Bible says a lot about love. 2 00:00:04,088 --> 00:00:05,254 "Love thy neighbor." 3 00:00:05,256 --> 00:00:07,690 "For God so loved the world." 4 00:00:07,692 --> 00:00:10,801 In First Corinthians, it says, "Love is patient, 5 00:00:10,804 --> 00:00:12,137 love is kind." 6 00:00:12,140 --> 00:00:16,198 But what does it mean to truly love someone? 7 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:18,379 You see, Jesus showed us... 8 00:00:18,382 --> 00:00:19,602 (QUIETLY): You see that? 9 00:00:19,604 --> 00:00:21,871 (QUIETLY): No. But keep talking. 10 00:00:21,873 --> 00:00:22,938 Why? 11 00:00:22,940 --> 00:00:24,507 'Cause I'm trying to unwrap a candy, 12 00:00:24,509 --> 00:00:26,542 and I don't want anybody to hear. 13 00:00:26,544 --> 00:00:29,111 How come she gets candy? I want candy. 14 00:00:29,113 --> 00:00:30,746 How come you're not shushing them? 15 00:00:30,748 --> 00:00:32,882 Shh! Shh. 16 00:00:32,884 --> 00:00:35,304 JEFF: Sometimes love is about 17 00:00:35,307 --> 00:00:37,486 the little things. A smile. 18 00:00:37,488 --> 00:00:39,288 Asking about their day. 19 00:00:39,290 --> 00:00:40,857 Writing an encouraging note. 20 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:42,824 _ 21 00:00:42,827 --> 00:00:43,827 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 22 00:00:45,063 --> 00:00:47,296 See? He's talking about Robin. 23 00:00:47,298 --> 00:00:48,931 Who is Robin? 24 00:00:48,933 --> 00:00:50,865 Pastor Jeff's girlfriend. 25 00:00:50,868 --> 00:00:53,669 Mom set them up, and now she thinks she's cool. 26 00:00:53,671 --> 00:00:56,472 Shh. But I did set them up. 27 00:00:56,474 --> 00:00:57,807 - Cool. - JEFF: So, let's see 28 00:00:57,809 --> 00:00:59,809 what Jesus has to say about that. 29 00:00:59,811 --> 00:01:02,678 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 30 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:05,548 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 31 00:01:05,550 --> 00:01:08,217 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 32 00:01:08,219 --> 00:01:11,141 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 33 00:01:11,144 --> 00:01:17,222 - 00:05:02,264 ♪ Some people stand ♪ 141 00:05:02,267 --> 00:05:05,889 ♪ In the darkness, afraid to step... ♪ 142 00:05:07,491 --> 00:05:09,458 ♪ Don't you worry... ♪ 143 00:05:09,460 --> 00:05:11,027 No. 144 00:05:12,296 --> 00:05:13,629 No. 145 00:05:13,631 --> 00:05:15,899 ♪ I'll be ready. ♪ 146 00:05:18,269 --> 00:05:19,301 Georgie! 147 00:05:19,303 --> 00:05:21,203 Georgie, why are there 148 00:05:21,205 --> 00:05:24,340 bathing suit ladies where Captain Picard should be? 149 00:05:24,342 --> 00:05:26,308 Georgie! 150 00:05:26,310 --> 00:05:28,410 He's not home. What's going on? 151 00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:31,413 Georgie taped over Star Trek: The Next Generation. 152 00:05:31,415 --> 00:05:32,948 So? Watch something else. 153 00:05:32,950 --> 00:05:33,994 I don't want to watch something else. 154 00:05:33,996 --> 00:05:36,017 I want to watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. 155 00:05:36,020 --> 00:05:38,701 And I want to feel bad for you, but I don't. 156 00:05:38,704 --> 00:05:40,904 The television station's in Houston. 157 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:42,791 Drive me there. I'm sure they have a copy of it. 158 00:05:42,793 --> 00:05:44,827 (CHUCKLES): I'm not driving to Houston. 159 00:05:44,829 --> 00:05:48,564 Well, then, I should warn you, I am very unhappy. 160 00:05:48,566 --> 00:05:50,071 Okay. 161 00:05:50,074 --> 00:05:52,267 In fact, I am peeved. 162 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:54,137 Okay. 163 00:05:56,574 --> 00:05:58,207 I would slam this door right now, 164 00:05:58,209 --> 00:06:01,010 but it would startle me, so just imagine I did. 165 00:06:03,481 --> 00:06:06,068 Okay. 166 00:06:06,071 --> 00:06:09,017 I'm sorry Robin couldn't be here. 167 00:06:09,019 --> 00:06:10,971 She's working extra shifts so she can take some time off 168 00:06:10,973 --> 00:06:11,954 after the wedding. 169 00:06:11,956 --> 00:06:14,056 For a honeymoon? How nice. 170 00:06:14,058 --> 00:06:15,190 Where y'all going? 171 00:06:15,192 --> 00:06:17,794 Oh, we don't really plan on leaving the bedroom. 172 00:06:18,829 --> 00:06:22,725 Well, um, we have a lot to discuss. 173 00:06:22,728 --> 00:06:24,967 Reception, flowers, cake... 174 00:06:24,970 --> 00:06:27,936 Like I said, we're just looking for something simple. 175 00:06:27,938 --> 00:06:29,987 Got it. Nothing fancy. 176 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:32,014 Just... elegant. 177 00:06:32,017 --> 00:06:36,170 Right, but a plain, bare-bones elegance. 178 00:06:36,173 --> 00:06:38,080 How many guests were you thinking? 179 00:06:38,082 --> 00:06:40,649 It doesn't have to be big. I've been married before. 180 00:06:40,651 --> 00:06:42,014 But Robin hasn't. 181 00:06:42,017 --> 00:06:43,419 And you're our pastor. 182 00:06:43,421 --> 00:06:46,654 Your congregation is gonna want to share in your special day. 183 00:06:46,657 --> 00:06:49,057 Those bones are sounding less bare. 184 00:06:49,059 --> 00:06:50,459 Sorry. 185 00:06:50,461 --> 00:06:52,451 Your small, elegant, 186 00:06:52,454 --> 00:06:56,134 bare-bones, unforgettable, simple, special day. 187 00:06:56,137 --> 00:06:58,103 Now, let's talk centerpieces. 188 00:06:58,106 --> 00:06:59,701 ADULT SHELDON: None of my friends 189 00:06:59,703 --> 00:07:01,277 had recorded the episode. 190 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:04,615 I called Tam. I called Dr. Sturgis. 191 00:07:04,618 --> 00:07:07,177 Those were all my friends. 192 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:10,212 - PICARD: Engage. - (STAR TREK THEME PLAYING) 193 00:07:10,214 --> 00:07:12,948 Fortunately, having a modem granted me 194 00:07:12,950 --> 00:07:14,950 access to an even better kind of friend: 195 00:07:14,952 --> 00:07:17,553 the kind you don't have to see or talk to. 196 00:07:17,555 --> 00:07:19,289 (CHICKEN CLUCKS) 197 00:07:24,528 --> 00:07:27,897 (CHICKEN CLUCKS) 198 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:40,014 (CLUCKING) 199 00:07:40,017 --> 00:07:42,211 (SCREAMS) 200 00:07:42,213 --> 00:07:43,379 (YELPS) 201 00:07:45,978 --> 00:07:48,637 (CLUCKING) 202 00:07:48,639 --> 00:07:52,140 Why would you bring that pecking poop machine into our home? 203 00:07:52,142 --> 00:07:53,275 To save her life. 204 00:07:53,277 --> 00:07:54,343 What about my life? 205 00:07:54,345 --> 00:07:55,577 She's not trying to kill you. 206 00:07:55,579 --> 00:07:58,380 Oh, yeah? Then why was there hate in her eyes? 207 00:07:58,382 --> 00:08:00,092 That's how everybody looks at you. 208 00:08:00,095 --> 00:08:01,842 - (DOOR CLOSES) - GEORGE SR.: I got lunch! 209 00:08:01,845 --> 00:08:03,935 Dad, Missy put a chicken in my room! 210 00:08:03,938 --> 00:08:06,088 The Sparks were gonna kill her and eat her! 211 00:08:06,090 --> 00:08:07,924 The hell's going on? 212 00:08:09,137 --> 00:08:10,670 How could you? 213 00:08:10,673 --> 00:08:11,928 What? 214 00:08:17,468 --> 00:08:18,634 (SIGHS) 215 00:08:18,636 --> 00:08:20,703 I miss your mother. 216 00:08:23,932 --> 00:08:26,842 Would you look at these sugar flowers? 217 00:08:26,845 --> 00:08:28,923 I'm too busy looking at the price tag. 218 00:08:28,926 --> 00:08:30,412 Judas Priest. 219 00:08:30,414 --> 00:08:32,547 Oh, you can't skimp on the cake. 220 00:08:32,549 --> 00:08:34,850 It's the focal point of the entire wedding. 221 00:08:34,852 --> 00:08:37,053 How about this? We get a bunch of Ding Dongs, 222 00:08:37,056 --> 00:08:38,553 stack them in the shape of a heart. 223 00:08:38,555 --> 00:08:39,821 Everybody's happy. 224 00:08:39,823 --> 00:08:41,823 You do not want your wife to look back 225 00:08:41,825 --> 00:08:44,493 at her wedding pictures and see a pile of Ding Dongs. 226 00:08:44,495 --> 00:08:46,181 I'm not sure she's gonna care. 227 00:08:46,184 --> 00:08:48,063 She gonna care! 228 00:08:48,065 --> 00:08:49,498 (EXHALES) 229 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:53,101 But there are more affordable cakes here that we can look at. 230 00:08:53,103 --> 00:08:54,134 Thank you. 231 00:08:54,137 --> 00:08:55,937 Maybe they have some stale ones in the back 232 00:08:55,939 --> 00:08:57,974 that you can disappoint your bride with. 233 00:08:59,143 --> 00:09:00,743 (WHIMPERS) 234 00:09:01,545 --> 00:09:03,278 (EXHALES) 235 00:09:03,280 --> 00:09:05,681 All right, here I am. 236 00:09:05,683 --> 00:09:07,475 What's the emergency? 237 00:09:07,478 --> 00:09:09,819 Sheldon's mad at Georgie 'cause he taped over his space show, 238 00:09:09,821 --> 00:09:10,963 but now he's hiding in the garage 239 00:09:10,965 --> 00:09:12,654 'cause Missy brought home Billy's chicken. 240 00:09:12,657 --> 00:09:13,913 And Missy's hiding in the bathroom 241 00:09:13,915 --> 00:09:15,749 'cause I brought home fried chicken. 242 00:09:16,427 --> 00:09:17,514 Good luck. 243 00:09:17,517 --> 00:09:19,294 Oh, come on, help me out! 244 00:09:19,296 --> 00:09:20,862 What are you doing to help? 245 00:09:20,864 --> 00:09:22,398 I called your ass over here. 246 00:09:22,401 --> 00:09:23,534 Where's Mary? 247 00:09:23,537 --> 00:09:25,470 At church planning Pastor Jeff's wedding. 248 00:09:25,473 --> 00:09:26,873 And she left you in charge? 249 00:09:26,876 --> 00:09:28,709 - Yeah. - Well, that was dumb. 250 00:09:28,712 --> 00:09:30,566 - Thank you. - Okay. 251 00:09:30,569 --> 00:09:31,768 Let's split up. 252 00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:34,073 You want live chicken or dead chicken? 253 00:09:34,845 --> 00:09:35,911 Hey. 254 00:09:35,913 --> 00:09:37,345 - Right in there. - Hi. 255 00:09:37,347 --> 00:09:39,214 - Hello. - Hi. 256 00:09:39,216 --> 00:09:40,817 See ya. 257 00:09:45,973 --> 00:09:48,107 I'll take the chicken problems. 258 00:09:48,110 --> 00:09:49,451 Girl in bedroom? 259 00:09:49,454 --> 00:09:51,532 (SINGSONGY): All yours. 260 00:09:53,531 --> 00:09:55,632 (MUSIC PLAYING QUIETLY OVER SPEAKERS) 261 00:09:59,103 --> 00:10:00,569 Oh. 262 00:10:00,571 --> 00:10:02,171 (SMACKS LIPS) 263 00:10:06,110 --> 00:10:08,639 - Would you like to try it on? - Oh, no. 264 00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:09,945 I'm not here for me. 265 00:10:09,947 --> 00:10:11,413 Just helping a friend. 266 00:10:11,415 --> 00:10:12,657 Oh, too bad. 267 00:10:12,660 --> 00:10:14,783 That dress would be stunning on you. 268 00:10:14,785 --> 00:10:17,220 Oh, I would look like a princess. 269 00:10:18,354 --> 00:10:20,287 What do you think? 270 00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:21,998 How handsome! 271 00:10:22,001 --> 00:10:24,584 I feel like I'm in the presence of James Bond. 272 00:10:24,587 --> 00:10:26,396 Well, I don't have a license to kill, 273 00:10:26,399 --> 00:10:28,663 but I do have a license to officiate funerals. 274 00:10:28,666 --> 00:10:31,225 Should we pull some dresses for Robin? 275 00:10:31,228 --> 00:10:33,548 I suppose. How about that? 276 00:10:33,551 --> 00:10:35,919 Oh, she'd hate that. Keep looking. 277 00:10:38,965 --> 00:10:40,608 Oh. 278 00:10:40,611 --> 00:10:43,278 Come on, and bring that bucket of chicken out of there. 279 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:45,021 MISSY: No, we're not eating it. 280 00:10:45,024 --> 00:10:46,670 What if it was Matilda's friend? 281 00:10:46,673 --> 00:10:48,216 Honey, that one's from Kentucky. 282 00:10:48,218 --> 00:10:50,919 They didn't know each other. 283 00:10:50,921 --> 00:10:52,788 MEEMAW: George. 284 00:10:52,790 --> 00:10:54,356 Why are you not in that bedroom? 285 00:10:54,358 --> 00:10:57,368 Well, I'm just thinking of what to say. 286 00:10:57,371 --> 00:10:58,571 They're teenagers. 287 00:10:58,574 --> 00:11:01,061 If you wait any longer, they'll be done. 288 00:11:01,064 --> 00:11:03,198 I'm just gonna grab a beer. 289 00:11:03,200 --> 00:11:05,433 George! 290 00:11:05,435 --> 00:11:06,835 Georgie? 291 00:11:06,837 --> 00:11:10,138 ♪ Out on the streets, that's where we'll meet... ♪ 292 00:11:10,140 --> 00:11:11,273 What? 293 00:11:11,275 --> 00:11:12,674 Door stays open. 294 00:11:12,676 --> 00:11:14,776 Why? We're just listening to music. 295 00:11:14,778 --> 00:11:16,645 My house, my rules. 296 00:11:16,647 --> 00:11:18,547 And don't sit on the bed. 297 00:11:18,549 --> 00:11:20,148 Where are we supposed to sit? 298 00:11:20,150 --> 00:11:22,617 Just... not on the bed. 299 00:11:22,619 --> 00:11:24,387 Whatever. 300 00:11:25,623 --> 00:11:28,556 ♪ That you would end up winning... ♪ 301 00:11:28,559 --> 00:11:31,693 He's just mad 'cause we're young and he's not. 302 00:11:31,695 --> 00:11:33,995 Done. I made 'em sit on the floor. 303 00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:37,313 Smart. Nobody ever got pregnant on the floor. 304 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:41,869 Have you had the talk with that boy? - Of course. 305 00:11:41,872 --> 00:11:43,171 Really? What'd you say? 306 00:11:43,173 --> 00:11:46,408 You know, the stuff... 307 00:11:46,410 --> 00:11:49,834 you know, a father says when he has a talk with his son. 308 00:11:49,837 --> 00:11:52,587 Good Lord. Did you tell him about protection? 309 00:11:52,590 --> 00:11:54,759 - Oh, come on, Connie. - Well, it's important. 310 00:11:54,762 --> 00:11:57,626 What if he knocks that poor girl up and ruins her life? 311 00:11:57,629 --> 00:12:00,146 - Is that a swipe at me? - Well, it depends. 312 00:12:00,149 --> 00:12:02,624 Did you knock up my daughter and ruin her life? 313 00:12:02,626 --> 00:12:04,492 Wait. I know the answer. 314 00:12:04,494 --> 00:12:09,097 Hey, for your information, Mary is very happy. 315 00:12:09,099 --> 00:12:10,800 (CRYING) 316 00:12:12,062 --> 00:12:15,769 Robin's gonna look so beautiful in this. 317 00:12:15,772 --> 00:12:19,274 Your wedding's gonna be perfect. 318 00:12:19,276 --> 00:12:21,959 - (CRYING) - Great. Thank you. 319 00:12:21,962 --> 00:12:23,310 She won't have to go down 320 00:12:23,313 --> 00:12:26,281 to city hall wearing the only thing that still fits 321 00:12:26,283 --> 00:12:29,157 'cause she's trying to hide the fact that she's pregnant. 322 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,560 - Uh-huh. - (MARY INHALES LOUDLY) 323 00:12:31,563 --> 00:12:34,563 She's gonna get the wedding of her dreams. 324 00:12:34,566 --> 00:12:35,757 (SOBBING) 325 00:12:35,759 --> 00:12:37,163 If she cries on the dress, 326 00:12:37,166 --> 00:12:38,631 do I have to buy it? 327 00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:41,363 (SOBBING LOUDLY) 328 00:12:41,365 --> 00:12:43,720 You know it takes two people to get pregnant, right? 329 00:12:43,723 --> 00:12:45,233 I know that. Does Georgie? 330 00:12:45,235 --> 00:12:47,270 Probably. We got cable now. 331 00:12:48,305 --> 00:12:49,604 Dad? 332 00:12:49,606 --> 00:12:50,839 What? 333 00:12:50,841 --> 00:12:52,807 Is Matilda still in my closet? 334 00:12:52,809 --> 00:12:53,909 What? 335 00:12:53,911 --> 00:12:55,143 - That's a "yes." - (TOILET FLUSHES) 336 00:12:55,145 --> 00:12:56,511 MISSY: Aah! 337 00:12:56,513 --> 00:12:58,414 The bathroom's flooding! 338 00:12:59,383 --> 00:13:01,615 - What happened? - I flushed a chicken leg, 339 00:13:01,618 --> 00:13:03,818 and water started going everywhere. 340 00:13:03,820 --> 00:13:05,922 Chickens were your job! 341 00:13:11,144 --> 00:13:14,565 Maybe I'm being punished. Maybe I'm a bad person. 342 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,221 That went in my mouth. 343 00:13:19,542 --> 00:13:20,708 Stay back! 344 00:13:20,710 --> 00:13:23,344 Calm down. We're taking her home. 345 00:13:23,346 --> 00:13:24,846 To be murdered. 346 00:13:24,849 --> 00:13:26,716 Okay, have fun. 347 00:13:28,110 --> 00:13:29,410 Can y'all keep it down? 348 00:13:29,413 --> 00:13:31,647 I have a bone to pick with you, sir. 349 00:13:31,650 --> 00:13:32,682 What'd I do? 350 00:13:32,685 --> 00:13:34,752 You taped over my Star Trek episode. 351 00:13:34,755 --> 00:13:35,990 So? 352 00:13:35,992 --> 00:13:38,593 So, now I may never get to see it. 353 00:13:38,595 --> 00:13:40,027 What if it was a two-parter? 354 00:13:40,029 --> 00:13:43,097 I can't start a two-parter on part two. That's madness. 355 00:13:43,099 --> 00:13:44,855 I think I'm gonna go. 356 00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,308 Okay. 357 00:13:46,311 --> 00:13:47,868 Hola, señorita. 358 00:13:47,871 --> 00:13:49,837 She's in my Spanish class. 359 00:13:49,839 --> 00:13:51,430 I'll call you later. 360 00:13:51,433 --> 00:13:54,242 Te veo mañana en la clase de español. 361 00:13:54,244 --> 00:13:55,610 What? 362 00:13:55,612 --> 00:13:57,735 That means, "See you tomorrow in Spanish class." 363 00:13:57,738 --> 00:13:59,614 I was going to ask how you thought you did 364 00:13:59,616 --> 00:14:02,618 on Friday's quiz, but I'm guessing the answer is no bueno. 365 00:14:04,150 --> 00:14:05,950 Adios. 366 00:14:05,953 --> 00:14:07,653 - (DOOR OPENS) - What? 367 00:14:07,656 --> 00:14:10,657 (NOSE BLOWING) 368 00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:12,026 I'm sorry. 369 00:14:12,028 --> 00:14:15,830 This is your wedding, and I'm making it all about me. 370 00:14:15,832 --> 00:14:18,042 No. I mean, you are, but it's fine. 371 00:14:18,045 --> 00:14:22,035 It's just, every bride dreams of walking down the aisle, 372 00:14:22,038 --> 00:14:24,238 and I never got to have that. 373 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,407 Still on you. Okay. 374 00:14:26,409 --> 00:14:28,532 I'm sorry. I'll stop. 375 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:32,013 Hey, even though I'm looking fly, I'm still your pastor. 376 00:14:32,015 --> 00:14:34,081 Well... 377 00:14:34,083 --> 00:14:36,484 it's more than the wedding. 378 00:14:36,486 --> 00:14:40,254 Overnight, I became a wife and a mother. 379 00:14:40,256 --> 00:14:42,623 I feel like I missed out on a lot. 380 00:14:42,625 --> 00:14:45,571 Well, sometimes the Lord has his own plans for us. 381 00:14:45,574 --> 00:14:47,628 And if it helps, Robin and I always talk about 382 00:14:47,630 --> 00:14:49,897 how much we admire you and your family. 383 00:14:49,899 --> 00:14:51,144 Really? 384 00:14:51,147 --> 00:14:53,636 Your marriage may have gotten off to a rough start, 385 00:14:53,639 --> 00:14:56,106 but if that's what it took to get where you are, 386 00:14:56,109 --> 00:14:58,172 maybe God knew what he was doing. 387 00:14:58,174 --> 00:15:00,208 (SIGHS) 388 00:15:00,210 --> 00:15:01,576 You know what? 389 00:15:01,578 --> 00:15:03,610 Let's get back to planning your wedding. 390 00:15:03,613 --> 00:15:05,913 Oh, no. You're done. You may be a great wife 391 00:15:05,915 --> 00:15:07,915 and mother, but you stink at this. 392 00:15:07,917 --> 00:15:09,451 That's fair. 393 00:15:11,431 --> 00:15:12,930 Do I have to? 394 00:15:12,933 --> 00:15:15,488 You want to add grandkids to this mess? 395 00:15:15,491 --> 00:15:16,624 God, no. 396 00:15:16,626 --> 00:15:18,494 Georgie, we need to talk. 397 00:15:19,262 --> 00:15:20,963 What now? 398 00:15:21,998 --> 00:15:23,798 (CLICKS TONGUE) 399 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:27,201 You're of an age where your body has... 400 00:15:27,203 --> 00:15:28,736 urges. 401 00:15:28,738 --> 00:15:30,136 Oh, my God! 402 00:15:30,139 --> 00:15:31,683 Georgie, you need to hear this. 403 00:15:31,686 --> 00:15:33,085 From both of you? 404 00:15:33,088 --> 00:15:35,956 W-Well, who do you want to hear it from? 405 00:15:35,959 --> 00:15:39,292 No one. But if I got to pick, I guess you. 406 00:15:39,295 --> 00:15:40,681 Good choice. 407 00:15:40,683 --> 00:15:43,417 Don't forget to tell him about venereal disease. 408 00:15:43,419 --> 00:15:45,286 (CHUCKLES) 409 00:15:45,288 --> 00:15:46,387 (DOOR CLOSES) 410 00:15:46,389 --> 00:15:48,189 MAN: This next part's so great. 411 00:15:48,191 --> 00:15:50,558 WESLEY CRUSHER (OVER TV): Yes, sir. I'm aware of that. 412 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,761 (GENTLE ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING OVER TV) 413 00:15:55,698 --> 00:15:57,164 The Academy? 414 00:15:57,166 --> 00:16:00,563 PICARD: I just received a message from Admiral Nsomeka. 415 00:16:00,566 --> 00:16:01,727 She expects you... 416 00:16:01,730 --> 00:16:02,904 What's going on here? 417 00:16:02,906 --> 00:16:05,806 Wesley Crusher was just accepted into Starfleet Academy, 418 00:16:05,808 --> 00:16:08,075 and for his final mission, he's accompanying Picard 419 00:16:08,077 --> 00:16:10,945 on a shuttle mission to Pentarus Five. 420 00:16:10,947 --> 00:16:13,814 No. I mean... who's your friend? 421 00:16:13,816 --> 00:16:16,056 Oh, he's not a friend. He's a stranger. 422 00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:18,185 I met him on a Star Trek bulletin board. 423 00:16:18,187 --> 00:16:19,587 He had a copy of the episode 424 00:16:19,589 --> 00:16:21,322 Georgie taped over and brought it here. 425 00:16:21,324 --> 00:16:24,992 Hello. I'm Nathan. 426 00:16:24,994 --> 00:16:29,397 I'm gonna have to ask you to leave... Nathan. 427 00:16:29,399 --> 00:16:30,942 Okay. 428 00:16:30,945 --> 00:16:33,099 - But I'm taking my tape with me. - That's fine. 429 00:16:33,102 --> 00:16:35,671 - No. I need to see the end. - No, you don't! 430 00:16:36,449 --> 00:16:38,549 Does anyone read us? 431 00:16:38,552 --> 00:16:40,675 (CLEARS THROAT) And I know your mom would want me 432 00:16:40,677 --> 00:16:42,009 to tell you to wait till marriage, 433 00:16:42,011 --> 00:16:45,446 but I also know... you're probably not going to. 434 00:16:45,448 --> 00:16:48,082 Did you? 435 00:16:48,084 --> 00:16:50,351 The important thing is that when you're with a girl... 436 00:16:50,353 --> 00:16:51,753 (SCOFFS) 437 00:16:53,222 --> 00:16:55,923 You know how when we're running practice drills 438 00:16:55,925 --> 00:17:00,094 and we wear protection so both people are safe? 439 00:17:00,096 --> 00:17:01,228 Yeah. 440 00:17:01,230 --> 00:17:03,998 Well, there you go. 441 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,700 What? 442 00:17:05,702 --> 00:17:09,136 Same thing, but with your privates. 443 00:17:09,138 --> 00:17:11,505 - Please leave. - Thank you. 444 00:17:11,507 --> 00:17:13,874 PICARD: Wesley, 445 00:17:13,876 --> 00:17:16,229 you will be missed. 446 00:17:18,514 --> 00:17:20,612 That was excellent. 447 00:17:20,615 --> 00:17:22,349 Yeah, top notch. 448 00:17:22,352 --> 00:17:23,690 Get out! 449 00:17:23,693 --> 00:17:25,752 Yeah, I think that turned out pretty... 450 00:17:25,755 --> 00:17:27,054 Who the hell is this? 451 00:17:27,056 --> 00:17:29,726 This is Nathan. He's been to four Comic-Cons. 452 00:17:29,729 --> 00:17:30,992 And he's leaving. 453 00:17:30,994 --> 00:17:32,088 Are you sure? 454 00:17:32,091 --> 00:17:34,894 Beam your ass out of here. 455 00:17:34,897 --> 00:17:36,898 Yes, ma'am. 456 00:17:38,935 --> 00:17:40,301 One to beam up. 457 00:17:40,303 --> 00:17:41,702 Energize. 458 00:17:41,704 --> 00:17:44,120 (STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION THEME PLAYING) 459 00:17:44,123 --> 00:17:46,253 ADULT SHELDON: Okay, that last part didn't happen, 460 00:17:46,256 --> 00:17:48,241 but, boy, would that have been neat. 461 00:17:48,244 --> 00:17:50,261 That was so neat. 462 00:17:51,743 --> 00:17:54,280 Forgot my tape. 463 00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:56,418 (MUSIC STOPS, TAPE EJECTS) 464 00:18:00,023 --> 00:18:01,354 Energize. 465 00:18:03,664 --> 00:18:05,289 I miss him already. 466 00:18:06,872 --> 00:18:10,009 Robin and Jeffrey, by their solemn vows 467 00:18:10,012 --> 00:18:11,946 freely made before God... 468 00:18:11,948 --> 00:18:15,877 ADULT SHELDON: Pastor Jeff and Officer Robin finally had their ceremony, 469 00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:19,120 which was nice for them, but meant I had to go to church 470 00:18:19,122 --> 00:18:21,989 on a Saturday and watch old people kiss. 471 00:18:21,991 --> 00:18:23,997 You may kiss the bride. 472 00:18:38,674 --> 00:18:41,410 (APPLAUSE FADES, PEOPLE MURMURING) 473 00:18:43,045 --> 00:18:46,081 ("A LITTLE LESS CONVERSATION" BY ELVIS PRESLEY PLAYING) 474 00:18:51,825 --> 00:18:55,723 ♪ A little less conversation, a little more action ♪ 475 00:18:55,725 --> 00:18:59,326 ♪ All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me... ♪ 476 00:18:59,328 --> 00:19:02,216 No tongue. No tongue. Oh, there it is. 477 00:19:02,219 --> 00:19:04,632 ♪ And open up your heart and, baby, satisfy me ♪ 478 00:19:04,635 --> 00:19:07,221 - ♪ Satisfy me ♪ - ♪ Come on, come on... ♪ 479 00:19:07,224 --> 00:19:09,236 Where are they going in such a hurry? 480 00:19:09,238 --> 00:19:11,705 Probably to unwrap their presents. 481 00:19:11,707 --> 00:19:13,505 ♪ Satisfy me, baby... ♪ 482 00:19:13,508 --> 00:19:15,267 Something's getting unwrapped. 483 00:19:15,270 --> 00:19:17,721 - Told you. - ♪ Satisfy me, baby ♪ 484 00:19:17,724 --> 00:19:19,357 - ♪ Satisfy me ♪ - ♪ Satisfy me, girl ♪ 485 00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:21,014 ♪ Come on, come on, come on, come on... ♪ 486 00:19:21,017 --> 00:19:23,954 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --