1 00:00:01,278 --> 00:00:03,781 You know the type who only makes bad- 2 00:00:03,948 --> 00:00:06,450 - and wonders why life knocks. 3 00:00:06,617 --> 00:00:09,662 It was me. 4 00:00:09,829 --> 00:00:13,332 Whenever something good happened, bad luck just around the corner. 5 00:00:15,584 --> 00:00:20,423 Karma. That's when I realized that I have to change. 6 00:00:20,589 --> 00:00:26,303 I made a list of my bad deeds and I will fix them one by one. 7 00:00:26,470 --> 00:00:30,933 I try to be a better person. I'm Earl. 8 00:00:31,100 --> 00:00:34,186 It is important to get it removed things from the list- 9 00:00:34,353 --> 00:00:38,065 - but it is equally important to enjoy about the good things in life- 10 00:00:38,232 --> 00:00:42,194 - as the little one jumps on a motorcycle over my brother's head. 11 00:00:42,361 --> 00:00:46,115 Excited now. i try does it hit my tongue. 12 00:00:46,282 --> 00:00:51,454 Tell me what it looks like. I dare not keep my eyes open. 13 00:00:54,582 --> 00:00:58,502 Earl, we have a problem. Jesse is back. 14 00:00:58,669 --> 00:01:02,673 The Jesse that Joy was talking about, was my ex-girlfriend. 15 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:05,426 He was number 145 on my list. 16 00:01:05,593 --> 00:01:11,348 I met Jesse his at his workplace. I was a regular customer. 17 00:01:11,515 --> 00:01:14,769 If you keep this up, I'll name the place Hickey's place of bail. 18 00:01:14,935 --> 00:01:19,231 As an investor, I recommend that you don't kick ass. 19 00:01:23,861 --> 00:01:26,489 Just sorry. 20 00:01:26,655 --> 00:01:29,450 Here. You can use my ice on your head. 21 00:01:29,617 --> 00:01:31,702 These were just over the pants. 22 00:01:31,869 --> 00:01:36,040 - You are a gentleman. - Love at first sight. 23 00:01:36,207 --> 00:01:39,460 We started dating. 24 00:01:39,627 --> 00:01:45,257 Jesse was the first who I jumped on a little moped with. 25 00:01:45,424 --> 00:01:50,471 He got along with Randy and enjoyed Mad Libs just as much. 26 00:01:50,638 --> 00:01:53,557 - Read it now. - It's fine. 27 00:01:53,724 --> 00:01:59,730 "Once upon a time there was a pimp princess, who lived in the Peffal Castle." 28 00:01:59,897 --> 00:02:04,068 “One day he stayed captured by a fire-breathing pimp." 29 00:02:06,237 --> 00:02:09,573 "A beautiful Peffal Castle." It's funny. 30 00:02:11,117 --> 00:02:16,580 We did so well that he gave me an anniversary present. 31 00:02:16,747 --> 00:02:19,417 Good Lord. Metallica tickets! 32 00:02:19,583 --> 00:02:23,546 - Third row. You can feel the sweat in it. - Exactly. 33 00:02:23,712 --> 00:02:28,134 - See you later. - We had a good relationship. 34 00:02:28,300 --> 00:02:30,511 Everything progressed quite quickly. 35 00:02:30,678 --> 00:02:33,848 Not as fast as that night with Joy. 36 00:02:34,014 --> 00:02:38,477 In 7 hours I moved about a semi-serious girlfriend- 37 00:02:38,644 --> 00:02:43,274 - as the husband of a pregnant woman, and I did not remember his name. 38 00:02:43,441 --> 00:02:47,528 I thought I'd call Jesse and I would tell what I had done. 39 00:02:47,695 --> 00:02:51,824 Then I realized that I would be had to tell everything. 40 00:02:51,991 --> 00:02:56,495 Oh, anyway. Did you get Metallica tickets for your honeymoon? 41 00:02:56,662 --> 00:03:02,877 In fact, the tickets are our honeymoon. 42 00:03:03,043 --> 00:03:07,548 Metallica tickets! I'll take the pants away and sit on your shoulders. 43 00:03:07,715 --> 00:03:10,676 It could upset those behind. 44 00:03:12,052 --> 00:03:14,472 There is no one behind us. 45 00:03:16,390 --> 00:03:21,979 It was impossible to tell Jesse After the Metallica honeymoon. 46 00:03:22,146 --> 00:03:24,774 Great concert. The baby liked it too. 47 00:03:24,940 --> 00:03:27,651 It's still punching me. 48 00:03:27,818 --> 00:03:32,073 - He's going to be a drummer. - However, Jesse found me. 49 00:03:32,239 --> 00:03:35,659 It wasn't difficult because I go to two bars. 50 00:03:35,826 --> 00:03:39,163 Because I wasn't in my car, he found me. 51 00:03:43,626 --> 00:03:48,172 - Hide me. - Honey, where have you been? 52 00:03:48,339 --> 00:03:50,674 Are you OK? I've been looking for you. 53 00:03:50,841 --> 00:03:53,135 Yes, I... 54 00:03:53,302 --> 00:03:56,806 - You went to the concert without me. - Why would he take you? 55 00:03:56,972 --> 00:04:01,352 It was our honeymoon. Lars gave a lick to my stomach. 56 00:04:01,519 --> 00:04:05,648 - What honeymoon? - It's a funny thing. 57 00:04:05,815 --> 00:04:08,734 We got married, baby. Read and cry. 58 00:04:08,901 --> 00:04:11,028 This is not the funny version. 59 00:04:11,195 --> 00:04:14,073 Did this harlot's people get married? 60 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:17,201 Maybe you need to read this again. 61 00:04:21,205 --> 00:04:25,918 Put your teeth under the pillow. Maybe the tooth fairy brings you a man. 62 00:04:26,085 --> 00:04:28,629 It felt bad, but what could I do? 63 00:04:28,796 --> 00:04:33,968 I was married and my wife left the hook was frighteningly effective. 64 00:04:34,135 --> 00:04:37,054 I thought Jesse would be forgot me- 65 00:04:37,221 --> 00:04:39,306 - and Joyn. I was wrong. 66 00:04:39,473 --> 00:04:43,018 Hank Lange escaped from prison. 10000. 67 00:04:43,185 --> 00:04:47,731 Our condolences Ralph Mariano, dog thief 1200. 68 00:04:47,898 --> 00:04:50,943 Joy Turner, formerly Joy Hickey. 69 00:04:52,611 --> 00:04:55,906 - Did you say Joy Hickey? - I said. 70 00:04:56,073 --> 00:04:59,160 Didn't pay a traffic fine. 200. 71 00:04:59,326 --> 00:05:02,496 - I'll take it. - It's not worth the effort. 72 00:05:02,663 --> 00:05:04,874 It costs me. 73 00:05:06,459 --> 00:05:12,506 The warranty was 200 and the license paid 250. Jesse paid the difference. 74 00:05:12,673 --> 00:05:14,842 He didn't want money. 75 00:05:15,009 --> 00:05:18,637 He could have looked for Joy, but he didn't want to arrest Joy. 76 00:05:18,804 --> 00:05:20,973 He wanted to crush Joy. 77 00:05:26,896 --> 00:05:31,901 He wanted to be tough, not to he would be humiliated again. 78 00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:41,494 Eighteen. 79 00:05:44,789 --> 00:05:47,208 Nineteen. 80 00:05:51,587 --> 00:05:54,173 I'll feed you soon, Lolly. 81 00:05:55,299 --> 00:05:57,676 Twenty. 82 00:06:06,936 --> 00:06:09,605 Beat him! 83 00:06:21,992 --> 00:06:27,665 This is how the secretary became bounty hunter. 84 00:06:51,313 --> 00:06:54,900 I like Kupla. It would be we have a flying car. 85 00:06:55,067 --> 00:06:57,528 I wish we had a car that would start. 86 00:06:57,695 --> 00:07:03,284 It's a shame to lose hope to such a small matter. 87 00:07:03,451 --> 00:07:08,038 Bounty hunter! Bounty hunter! 88 00:07:08,205 --> 00:07:12,418 Bounty hunter! Bounty hunter! 89 00:07:12,585 --> 00:07:15,921 Bounty hunter! 90 00:07:21,677 --> 00:07:25,264 - Oh shit. - Hello! 91 00:07:25,431 --> 00:07:30,269 Where is Joy Turner? I have a warrant for my arrest. 92 00:07:32,062 --> 00:07:35,107 I have to go. Give the car a spoon. 93 00:07:35,274 --> 00:07:39,820 Joy didn't want to go to jail, so he sought my help. 94 00:07:39,987 --> 00:07:43,741 - Or Jesse? - He has a shotgun too. 95 00:07:43,908 --> 00:07:46,327 He could blow me up and shoot. 96 00:07:46,494 --> 00:07:51,832 It was number 145's turn. I left Jesse for Joy. 97 00:07:51,999 --> 00:07:54,502 Earl, do we have scissors? 98 00:07:54,668 --> 00:07:56,962 The motorcycle hurts my scalp. 99 00:08:04,325 --> 00:08:06,911 How can Jesse take you to jail? 100 00:08:07,077 --> 00:08:11,207 I got a warrant for my arrest when I didn't went to court for a traffic fine. 101 00:08:11,373 --> 00:08:15,127 The car is stuck on the pack, but children have to go to school. 102 00:08:15,294 --> 00:08:17,796 - This is your fault. - I know that. 103 00:08:17,963 --> 00:08:20,341 Shouldn't have left him like that. 104 00:08:20,508 --> 00:08:22,968 He couldn't get over me. 105 00:08:24,428 --> 00:08:27,223 It's probably because of the mustache. 106 00:08:27,389 --> 00:08:30,726 - I'll go talk to him. - Shave off the mustache first. 107 00:08:30,893 --> 00:08:33,062 Randy, that's not an option. 108 00:08:34,855 --> 00:08:39,819 - Want to play Mad Libs? - Yeah. Shut up. 109 00:08:39,985 --> 00:08:43,531 Shut the hell up. Say another! 110 00:08:43,697 --> 00:08:47,243 In the meantime, Darnell tried to delay Jesse. 111 00:08:47,409 --> 00:08:50,621 Hello, crab man. Where is he? 112 00:08:50,788 --> 00:08:53,999 He's in the bedroom looking for clues. 113 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:57,545 - I'm terrified. Can't see it? - Well, no. 114 00:08:57,711 --> 00:09:00,005 I took a cocktail. 115 00:09:07,596 --> 00:09:09,765 Hi, Jesse. 116 00:09:09,932 --> 00:09:13,394 You look fierce. 117 00:09:13,561 --> 00:09:15,729 Thanks. 118 00:09:17,022 --> 00:09:19,817 - Where is she, Earl? - I don't know. 119 00:09:19,984 --> 00:09:22,695 You are lying. I can recognize liars. 120 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:26,115 - I'm not lying. - I was on a course at Marriott. 121 00:09:26,282 --> 00:09:28,534 I sat in the front row. You are lying. 122 00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:30,953 I'll ask one more time. 123 00:09:31,120 --> 00:09:34,582 Where is she, Earl? 124 00:09:34,748 --> 00:09:38,294 Jesse, I left you second for and I'm sorry. 125 00:09:38,460 --> 00:09:42,840 I will replace it and pay the dentist's bill. 126 00:09:43,007 --> 00:09:50,306 - Or a jeweler's bill. - It's not about you, it's about the law. 127 00:09:50,473 --> 00:09:54,101 I want to knock his teeth out throat from resistance. 128 00:10:03,986 --> 00:10:07,156 - Are you afraid of going to jail? - Aren't you afraid yourself? 129 00:10:07,323 --> 00:10:10,659 You go to the girls' prison. It's a different place. 130 00:10:10,826 --> 00:10:14,330 - How so? - Girls only have pillow fights. 131 00:10:14,497 --> 00:10:17,666 Like a pajama party. 132 00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:20,586 - Will he take me to jail? - Not directly. 133 00:10:20,753 --> 00:10:22,838 He'll kick you in the throat with his teeth. 134 00:10:23,005 --> 00:10:27,676 I want to be the first in my family, who has his own teeth in his 30s. 135 00:10:27,843 --> 00:10:30,095 He doesn't know where we are. 136 00:10:30,262 --> 00:10:32,848 I came up with something. 137 00:10:33,015 --> 00:10:35,226 I need to calm down. 138 00:10:36,393 --> 00:10:39,355 - Give fire. - Save the cigarettes for prison. 139 00:10:39,522 --> 00:10:44,109 They are like money. It's the same in a prison for boys and girls. 140 00:10:44,276 --> 00:10:47,196 Weird. I had here's a matchbook. 141 00:10:52,743 --> 00:10:57,081 Joy! I know that you're hiding him there, Earl. 142 00:10:59,542 --> 00:11:01,877 He stole them from my pocket. 143 00:11:02,044 --> 00:11:07,383 I know you're there. i see how the light flickers from the door eye. 144 00:11:07,550 --> 00:11:10,511 I learned that at Marriott too. 145 00:11:10,678 --> 00:11:13,305 We go to the forest. Call when he leaves. 146 00:11:13,472 --> 00:11:15,891 how can i call if he kills me? 147 00:11:16,058 --> 00:11:18,144 Joy! 148 00:11:19,186 --> 00:11:21,438 Come on, come on. 149 00:11:30,197 --> 00:11:32,616 - Hey, Jesse. - Hi, Randy. 150 00:11:32,783 --> 00:11:35,452 Nice to see. You look nice. 151 00:11:35,619 --> 00:11:37,830 Have you done anything to your hair? 152 00:11:37,997 --> 00:11:40,457 I changed the shampoo. 153 00:11:42,376 --> 00:11:44,461 It works. 154 00:11:48,966 --> 00:11:53,637 - Have you seen your brother and Joy? - I don't. 155 00:12:04,336 --> 00:12:08,340 When we once wanted to get Camden's tumult run away- 156 00:12:08,507 --> 00:12:11,260 - we went to our vacation home to the shore of the lake. 157 00:12:11,427 --> 00:12:14,638 It was an abandoned mobile home, meaning it was free. 158 00:12:14,805 --> 00:12:18,809 There were no keys for it either and mushrooms grew in the carpet. 159 00:12:24,565 --> 00:12:27,067 It's colder in here than outside. 160 00:12:27,234 --> 00:12:29,570 I'm trying to find blankets. 161 00:12:39,538 --> 00:12:42,625 The homeless man was owned our vacation home for himself- 162 00:12:42,791 --> 00:12:44,877 -and he didn't leave without taking a bribe. 163 00:12:45,044 --> 00:12:49,548 I want shoes and 35 seconds from the sweetness of the hug. 164 00:12:49,715 --> 00:12:51,884 Sounds fair. 165 00:12:53,052 --> 00:12:57,890 We didn't realize that he wanted Joy's shoes- 166 00:12:58,057 --> 00:13:01,185 -and a hug from me. 167 00:13:16,075 --> 00:13:20,871 - Thanks for the jacket, Earl. - I can stand the cold too. 168 00:13:25,501 --> 00:13:27,586 Your brother is calling. 169 00:13:27,753 --> 00:13:30,548 - Hello? - I'll say right away that I'm sorry. 170 00:13:30,714 --> 00:13:33,551 No, Randy. did you tell where are we 171 00:13:33,717 --> 00:13:36,053 Sorry, Earl. He figured out my weakness. 172 00:13:36,220 --> 00:13:41,642 At the motel, Jesse worked for Randy and found out where we were. 173 00:13:41,809 --> 00:13:46,272 They're in the RV! 174 00:13:46,438 --> 00:13:49,650 Don't worry. I won't let her take you to jail. 175 00:13:49,817 --> 00:13:52,152 Let's do it like this. I will drive you to Goshen. 176 00:13:52,319 --> 00:13:55,864 There is an old barn where I and Ralph we spent the night in time. 177 00:13:56,031 --> 00:13:58,784 If you have to sleep in a barn, I can go to jail too. 178 00:13:58,951 --> 00:14:02,162 - It's fine. Let's find a motel. - Earl. 179 00:14:02,329 --> 00:14:06,166 - Don't worry, I'll pay. - You don't pay. 180 00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:10,838 - I have enough for one night. - Stop it. 181 00:14:11,005 --> 00:14:13,382 You don't need to do more. 182 00:14:13,549 --> 00:14:16,886 You brought me here and you gave your coat and shoes. 183 00:14:17,052 --> 00:14:19,680 You did gay stuff with a homeless person. 184 00:14:19,847 --> 00:14:23,392 - You've done enough. - This is my fault. 185 00:14:23,559 --> 00:14:27,730 It's on my list. I left Jesse and I ran away with you. 186 00:14:27,897 --> 00:14:30,274 You didn't run away, Earl. 187 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,527 I Stole You. 188 00:14:33,694 --> 00:14:36,864 Joy's lying and cheating began before we meet. 189 00:14:37,031 --> 00:14:39,158 I'll see you. 190 00:14:41,327 --> 00:14:44,496 For real. I don't know how will i support my baby 191 00:14:44,663 --> 00:14:49,710 I don't even have a home. If I don't find a man i'm in trouble 192 00:14:51,128 --> 00:14:54,131 Would that work? He seems nice. 193 00:14:56,842 --> 00:15:01,555 That boy? Although I am pregnant, I do not take Corky. 194 00:15:03,849 --> 00:15:06,227 How about this? Block the calls. 195 00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:12,566 Don't do it, baby. Don't lick the chalk. 196 00:15:12,733 --> 00:15:15,152 Put it away. 197 00:15:20,115 --> 00:15:23,661 He is perfect. Yours must prepare him. 198 00:15:23,827 --> 00:15:27,665 There's only one way to get me marry a pregnant woman. 199 00:15:27,831 --> 00:15:35,089 Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! 200 00:15:35,256 --> 00:15:42,513 Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! 201 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,890 You girls are awesome. 202 00:15:45,057 --> 00:15:49,770 You girls are awesome because... 203 00:15:49,937 --> 00:15:53,357 - What were we talking about? - He's ready. 204 00:15:53,524 --> 00:15:57,528 If you think we're awesome, you like our friend Joy. 205 00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,947 Or Joy? 206 00:16:00,114 --> 00:16:02,491 Sounds awesome. 207 00:16:05,786 --> 00:16:09,832 And not. Say you didn't to the old model. 208 00:16:21,886 --> 00:16:25,806 - Hello. - Hello. Nothing else was needed. 209 00:16:27,099 --> 00:16:31,312 In the morning I had a hangover and Joy has a husband. 210 00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:39,570 - Are you married? - I am. With you. 211 00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,989 Sorry. 212 00:16:51,957 --> 00:16:56,045 Hi, Robin. I don't need to move into a first home. 213 00:16:56,212 --> 00:16:59,131 The baby was hit. 214 00:16:59,298 --> 00:17:01,884 I wondered for a moment if I was again- 215 00:17:02,051 --> 00:17:04,720 drank my life for 9 months. 216 00:17:06,138 --> 00:17:10,017 Wow. I... Wow. 217 00:17:10,184 --> 00:17:13,771 You have a lot of evil on your list- 218 00:17:13,938 --> 00:17:17,316 - but Jesse's thing is my fault. 219 00:17:17,483 --> 00:17:19,902 It shouldn't be there. 220 00:17:28,577 --> 00:17:32,623 Sorry about that i talked you into marrying- 221 00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:35,167 - when I was pregnant to another- 222 00:17:35,334 --> 00:17:42,091 - and that I had a child for another and i left you when you were in the hospital- 223 00:17:42,258 --> 00:17:44,426 -and whatever else. 224 00:17:46,345 --> 00:17:52,434 No problem. We had a hard six years. There was a lot that I loved. 225 00:17:54,019 --> 00:17:56,855 There was a lot I loved too. 226 00:18:12,454 --> 00:18:14,874 - Earl? - One more moment. 227 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:19,336 I'm trying to get that gay homeless in my opinion. 228 00:18:19,503 --> 00:18:22,047 I was proud that Joy surrendered. 229 00:18:22,214 --> 00:18:24,717 He was on the way to a better life. 230 00:18:24,884 --> 00:18:29,096 Unfortunately, it was on the road Jesse's Suburban. 231 00:18:29,263 --> 00:18:31,515 Oh shit, oh shit. 232 00:18:40,107 --> 00:18:42,943 - I'm going to talk. - Earl. 233 00:18:45,154 --> 00:18:48,866 You have taken care of me enough. Stay here. 234 00:18:49,033 --> 00:18:51,911 I'll handle this myself. 235 00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:10,471 I surrender. No there is no reason to use violence. 236 00:19:10,638 --> 00:19:13,891 we both know that it's not about prison. 237 00:19:15,184 --> 00:19:17,937 Say goodbye to your teeth, bitch. 238 00:20:34,346 --> 00:20:38,225 - Where did you learn to fight? - I'm watching Springer. 239 00:20:38,392 --> 00:20:43,063 Melt these and pay my warranty. 240 00:21:10,424 --> 00:21:17,681 Finnish translation: Riikka Strandman www.sdimedia.com