1 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:09,593 Fuck. Hey, what's the ink? 2 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:13,430 Blessed is he who bestows pain. 3 00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:14,797 Ash: Try this piece of poetry. 4 00:00:14,932 --> 00:00:17,476 It'll blow your mind. 5 00:00:17,643 --> 00:00:18,963 What the hell is this doing here? 6 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,219 Eli: You have to Bury it deep, 7 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:22,689 deep below the place where your journey began. 8 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,167 Let's go back there and end it all. 9 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,693 - Aah! - No! 10 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,530 Hello, pussies! 11 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:31,448 Aah! 12 00:00:36,995 --> 00:00:39,706 That didn't work. 13 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,583 Ruby: You have to use the kandarian dagger 14 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:44,962 - to deface the book. - Please! 15 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:50,759 Kumaarizma... 16 00:00:50,926 --> 00:00:53,053 - Aah! Oh! - Pablo! 17 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:54,346 Aah! 18 00:00:54,513 --> 00:00:57,015 You have no idea what you're doing! 19 00:00:57,182 --> 00:00:58,559 Kelly: Help! 20 00:00:58,725 --> 00:01:00,161 Kelly: Do something! 21 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:03,146 Of course I know what I'm doing. 22 00:01:03,313 --> 00:01:05,691 I wrote this book. 23 00:01:05,857 --> 00:01:07,568 Kelly: Pablo! 24 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:09,736 Pablo! 25 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:20,414 - You wrote it? - Kelly: Come on! 26 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:22,332 Pablo, stay calm. 27 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:24,686 - We're going to get it off! - You mean, like, the whole thing? 28 00:01:24,710 --> 00:01:26,837 Yes, and now that you've returned it to me, 29 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:29,756 everything in here will be let loose upon the world. 30 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:32,342 Well, aren't we the tricky little bitch? 31 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:34,344 Pablo: Please. Help. Get it off... 32 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:42,436 Aah! 33 00:01:44,104 --> 00:01:46,940 Baby! I've missed ya! 34 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:50,319 Wow. I dumped you at just the right time. 35 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:56,867 Amanda: Ha ha, ha ha! 36 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,704 Oh! 37 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:05,584 Ah-ha ha ha! 38 00:02:15,969 --> 00:02:18,013 Pucker up and give me a kiss! 39 00:02:18,180 --> 00:02:20,932 Fat fucking chance! 40 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:26,063 Oh! Oh, shit! 41 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:32,194 Shit! 42 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,072 Kelly, please. Help. 43 00:02:35,238 --> 00:02:37,949 Get it off of my face. 44 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:40,494 Stay back! 45 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:42,621 He's mine. 46 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:47,501 No! 47 00:02:50,587 --> 00:02:53,840 - No! - Kelly! Kelly! 48 00:02:54,007 --> 00:02:55,676 Come on! 49 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:03,850 I'm going to swallow your soul. 50 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:11,066 Aah! 51 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:25,372 Aah! 52 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:35,632 Amanda, whenever you think about us, 53 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:37,300 you might want to forget this part! 54 00:03:37,467 --> 00:03:39,302 Aah! 55 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:56,862 Pablo? 56 00:03:58,321 --> 00:03:59,489 Pablo! 57 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:05,954 Aww, crap. 58 00:04:31,021 --> 00:04:32,105 Okay. 59 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,733 That lady has my book and she has my Pablo. 60 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,860 I got to save him. 61 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:38,737 I'm not losing anybody else I care about. 62 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:40,781 That includes me, right? 63 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,700 - Of course. - And... and me. 64 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:45,869 Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure. 65 00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:47,356 Just, you know, stay close to her. 66 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,917 What the hell is happening down there? 67 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:53,543 I have no idea. 68 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,188 Guy at the bookstore said the necronomicon 69 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:56,372 was written by the dark ones, 70 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:58,298 so that's what we're dealing with. 71 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,717 The dark ones? 72 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:02,719 That's a rough nickname. 73 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:04,554 Yeah, well, at least they're honest. 74 00:05:04,721 --> 00:05:06,532 We know she's not down there starting a charity. 75 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:09,100 She's going to take that book and summon who knows what. 76 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:10,977 What, like... like, more demons? 77 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,729 Yeah. Demons, devils, 78 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:14,231 things that go bump in the night. 79 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:17,067 All right, I'm going down there. 80 00:05:17,234 --> 00:05:19,903 Kelly, other girl, you stay here and guard this door. 81 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:21,238 Make sure it stays open. 82 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:24,004 I've been stuck down there before and it's not exactly mardi gras. 83 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,742 Oh, I'm coming with you. No, you're not. 84 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:28,912 - That's a bad idea. - No, it's a bad idea to go alone. 85 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:31,331 Come on! She can walk fine. 86 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:32,499 Mmm. 87 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:36,086 That's my Pablo down there, too. 88 00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:38,797 Ash. 89 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:42,592 I'm going to pop that tall bitch right in the face. 90 00:05:45,428 --> 00:05:48,515 Okay. Let's end this. 91 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:03,113 Oh, maybe it was just a rat. Who knows? 92 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:12,539 Voice: Come in! 93 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:16,793 - Oh, oh, oh! - Ash! 94 00:06:37,981 --> 00:06:39,149 What the fuck? 95 00:06:41,192 --> 00:06:42,485 The fuck what? 96 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:44,404 Oh. Heh, heh. Hi. 97 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,531 Lin... Lilith... 98 00:06:46,698 --> 00:06:48,158 Mana... may... 99 00:06:48,325 --> 00:06:49,492 - Lucy. - Oh, yeah. 100 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:51,244 Never would have got that. 101 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,330 Come on. 102 00:06:53,496 --> 00:06:55,665 Are you going to read your poetry to me or what? 103 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:57,626 Poe“ 104 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:02,672 - You mean this? - You said you would. 105 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:04,799 - Please? - Oh, yeah. 106 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:06,009 I don't know. 107 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:07,936 I think I already read this to you, didn't I? 108 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:12,223 I think I'd remember that. 109 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:13,850 Wait a minute. 110 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:16,061 You think this could all just be a dream then? 111 00:07:16,227 --> 00:07:17,437 All what? 112 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,332 Reading from the book, people getting possessed, 113 00:07:19,356 --> 00:07:21,024 bringing out the chainsaw, the boomstick, 114 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:23,610 - chopping people up? - I don't know about any of that. 115 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:25,862 Doesn't sound like fun. 116 00:07:26,029 --> 00:07:28,406 Yeah, no shit, dollface. I was doing the chopping. 117 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:31,409 So, then you don't want to read that book to me. 118 00:07:31,576 --> 00:07:34,871 - Oh, hell, no. - Ruby: Then don't. 119 00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:37,624 Shit on a biscuit. 120 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:39,709 Mmm. 121 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:41,127 Colorful language. 122 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,046 You've always been good with words. 123 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:46,132 - Don't act like you know me. - Oh, but I do. 124 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:49,636 You see, one day long ago, you appeared in my book. 125 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:54,224 Ei jefe. 126 00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:56,059 That's Mr. Jefe to you. 127 00:07:56,226 --> 00:07:58,061 And I knew that you were the one 128 00:07:58,228 --> 00:08:00,230 who was destined to stand against me. 129 00:08:03,066 --> 00:08:05,485 But the end of your story is not yet written. 130 00:08:05,652 --> 00:08:07,570 Now, ash, do you really think 131 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:10,156 that I want you and your little friends to die? 132 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:11,908 Yes? 133 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,453 I just want things to go back to the way they were 134 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:18,123 when the dark ones ruled over the evil forces on earth. 135 00:08:18,289 --> 00:08:20,889 Yeah, well, I just want to bang Mary Ann from "gilligan's island," 136 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:22,144 but that ain't going to happen. 137 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,587 The world is in chaos and I want order, 138 00:08:24,754 --> 00:08:28,925 to consolidate the dark forces under one ruler... me. 139 00:08:29,092 --> 00:08:30,927 Oh, so you're the good guy now? 140 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:33,534 What, you want to control all these demons like the godfather? 141 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:35,849 - Exactly. - Yeah, well, I hated that movie. 142 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,101 Too long and boring and not enough boobies. 143 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,103 I'm more of a "death wish" kind of guy. 144 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:41,630 You are the one obstacle in my way, 145 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:43,189 so what's your price? 146 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,275 What do you really want? 147 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:48,611 What do I want? I want this to be done. 148 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:50,258 I want the last 40 years of my life... 149 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,906 10 years. 150 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:54,701 I want the last years of my life to be worth living. 151 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:57,287 I want a 20-ounce steak every night for dinner... 152 00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:58,854 A little pad of butter right there. 153 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:01,791 I want cable TV with all the premium channels. 154 00:09:01,958 --> 00:09:03,710 And Jacksonville. 155 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:13,178 Oh. 156 00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:14,846 Take it. 157 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:17,640 I can give you all of that. 158 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:19,476 Oh, okay. No, no, no. 159 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:20,922 You're just trying to beguile me 160 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:22,228 with those radar eyes of yours. 161 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,438 I call bullshit. 162 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,523 What you should be calling is a truce. 163 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:29,152 Lay down your weapons and go back to your life. 164 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:33,656 I am offering you the undo button you wanted. 165 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:38,661 - Take it. - A truce? 166 00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,163 I could get into that. 167 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,210 Or... 168 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:46,836 I could kill you now! 169 00:09:47,003 --> 00:09:48,755 Oh. 170 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:56,262 Oh, oh, oh! Oh! 171 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:04,354 Oh, shit. 172 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:24,958 Kelly, open up! 173 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:28,545 Help me pull. 174 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,132 Aw, shit! 175 00:10:36,219 --> 00:10:37,387 God damn it. 176 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,407 Oh! 177 00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:02,120 Aah! Oh! 178 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:09,419 Maybe I should have taken that deal. 179 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:17,260 Don't worry, Pedro. I'm coming for you. 180 00:11:17,427 --> 00:11:20,096 Uh, Pablo! I meant Pablo. 181 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:23,099 Jesus. Must have really whacked my beaner. 182 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:29,189 Fuck! 183 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:30,523 It's never going to open. 184 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,084 Not if I have something to say about it. 185 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,110 Get out of the way. 186 00:11:37,989 --> 00:11:41,284 Aw, fuck! Fuck! 187 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:42,869 Is that the old guy's blood? 188 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:45,788 No, it's the cabin fucking with us. 189 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,793 Dr. Knowby: Began excavating the ruins of kandar 190 00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,295 when a group of my colleagues... 191 00:11:52,462 --> 00:11:54,631 My wife and I... 192 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,633 We need to get out of here, Kelly. 193 00:11:56,799 --> 00:11:59,010 Okay? We need to leave, like, now. 194 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:01,012 Aah! I hate this place! 195 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:03,806 - Well, then let's just go! - Are you high? 196 00:12:03,973 --> 00:12:05,558 Those are my friends trapped down there. 197 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,477 Yes, but we don't have to be, okay? 198 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,955 I didn't even want to be here. I didn't even want to go hiking. 199 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:12,315 I hate hiking! And now we're going to die in here! 200 00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,150 You realize that, don't you? 201 00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:17,153 Dr. Knowby: A volume of ancient sumerian burial practices... 202 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,405 And funerary incan... 203 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:24,702 What? Oh, my god. What is... 204 00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:34,337 Aah! Aah! 205 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:45,682 Aah! My god! 206 00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:48,893 Get a hold of yourself, woman! 207 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:52,563 Hey, you know, I've always wanted to do that. 208 00:12:52,730 --> 00:12:55,233 - Real talk time, okay? - Yeah? 209 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:58,194 You stick here with me, we can help ash and Pablo 210 00:12:58,361 --> 00:13:01,030 and maybe have a chance to see tomorrow. 211 00:13:01,197 --> 00:13:02,573 We walk out now, 212 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:05,285 and there won't be a tomorrow. 213 00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,703 But you know what? 214 00:13:06,869 --> 00:13:08,621 You will make a really pretty corpse. 215 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,373 Don't talk down to me, all right? 216 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:13,376 I'm studying to be a dental hygienist, and I don't need... 217 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:32,979 Aah! 218 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:46,743 - Heather! - Heather: Kelly! 219 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,953 Kelly! 220 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:53,583 Kelly! Help! 221 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,461 Heather! 222 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:03,092 Heather! Kelly! Kelly! 223 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:04,761 Kelly! 224 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:22,695 Aah! Help me! 225 00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,944 Pablo: Ash! Somebody! 226 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:07,323 Kelly! Help me, please! 227 00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,992 Please, no. I can't do this. 228 00:15:10,159 --> 00:15:11,202 Ruby: You have to do this. 229 00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:13,413 You are the ore Magnus necronomicon. 230 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,669 Pablo: Please. Please, kill me now. 231 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:20,878 Ruby: You will be dead 232 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:23,381 as soon as all my children are free. 233 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,613 The fuck are you doing, Ruby? 234 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:56,414 Ooh. 235 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,480 Aah! 236 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:23,274 Yes. Yes. 237 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:24,650 Oh, god. 238 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,861 And that's why I didn't have kids. 239 00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,364 The fuck was that? 240 00:17:19,622 --> 00:17:21,290 Heather! 241 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:24,377 Aah! Help me! It's attacking me! 242 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,384 Heather, you got to get to that door right now! 243 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,631 No. I'm going to die in here. 244 00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,275 No, you're not. You listen to me, okay? 245 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,467 You are going to go on 246 00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:34,136 and be the best dental hygienist 247 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,138 that ever lived in the history of england... 248 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,682 Or wherever it is you're from. 249 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:40,184 Aah! 250 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:45,064 Oh, shit. Heather! 251 00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:02,123 Aah! 252 00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:06,377 Aah! 253 00:18:06,544 --> 00:18:09,505 Aah! 254 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,012 J' they're gonna get you I 255 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,681 j' they're gonna get you I 256 00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:21,684 I not another peep j' 257 00:18:21,851 --> 00:18:24,687 j' time to go to sleep... I 258 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:33,821 Aah! 259 00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:57,553 Aah! 260 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:00,640 - Get back! - Ow! 261 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:04,727 Ow. 262 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,438 Heather! 263 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,940 Heather! 264 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:26,582 Aah! 265 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:42,765 Ash has failed! 266 00:19:42,932 --> 00:19:47,103 The world belongs to us now. 267 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,939 Mankind is doomed. 268 00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:52,274 And as for your boyfriend Pablo... 269 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:59,115 He's not my boyfriend! 270 00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,959 It's just you and me now. 271 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:14,630 Okay, ash, let's do this. 272 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,592 "I'm Ruby. I'm the dark one. 273 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,612 I wrote the necronomicon." Yeah? I don't give a shit. 274 00:20:20,636 --> 00:20:22,781 You fucked things up worse than I ever fucked things up, lady. 275 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:25,141 So fuck you and the horse you rode in on. 276 00:20:25,307 --> 00:20:28,310 Guess what. There's a new sheriff in town. 277 00:20:36,527 --> 00:20:38,446 You creepy kid. 278 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,658 All right, look, I'm going to count to three. 279 00:20:42,825 --> 00:20:44,105 You better be gone, you got that? 280 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:47,621 One... 281 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,085 Two... 282 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:56,046 That's a fucking shotgun, kid! 283 00:20:57,339 --> 00:20:58,841 Last chance. 284 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:02,762 Three. 285 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,099 Aah! Get off me! 286 00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:14,398 Get off me, you little shit! 287 00:21:23,407 --> 00:21:25,284 Aah! 288 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,878 Oh! Ha ha. 289 00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:37,463 Now I got you. 290 00:22:05,908 --> 00:22:07,868 Someone needs to wash your mouth out, kid. 291 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:10,538 Fuck! 292 00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:13,123 And that someone is me. 293 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,736 Mmm. 294 00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:44,113 Oh, fuck. 295 00:22:56,292 --> 00:22:58,043 What are you going to do now? 296 00:23:08,971 --> 00:23:11,140 Homemade flamethrower. 297 00:23:11,307 --> 00:23:13,267 Pablo would be proud. 298 00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:20,482 Yeah! 299 00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:21,901 Whoo! 300 00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,361 How does it feel? 301 00:23:26,780 --> 00:23:28,157 Okay, kids... 302 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:30,326 The birthday party is over. 303 00:23:50,679 --> 00:23:52,473 Well, that was easy. 304 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,184 Okay, let's close the show with a little neck music. 305 00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,858 Whoo! Yes! 306 00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:04,318 Burn, baby! 307 00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:21,543 Okay, okay. 308 00:24:58,580 --> 00:25:00,708 Pablo, what the hell you doing? It's me! 309 00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:02,292 Ash. 310 00:25:02,459 --> 00:25:04,461 I have no choice. 311 00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:05,921 Oh! 312 00:25:07,423 --> 00:25:09,550 Oh! 313 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:14,847 You're a dead man, ash. 314 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:16,682 Don't, Pablo. I'm not going to fight you. 315 00:25:16,849 --> 00:25:18,434 I don't want to lose anybody else. 316 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,437 Ash? Ash? 317 00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:23,480 Ash, I... 318 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:34,700 Ash, I'm... Still going to kill you. 319 00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:57,181 Ash? 320 00:26:02,144 --> 00:26:03,312 Pablo? 321 00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:34,843 Pablo, don't! Don't! 322 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:37,179 - I don't want to hurt you. - It's over. 323 00:26:37,346 --> 00:26:41,266 Just do it, jefe! 324 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,227 No! Let go of my blade! 325 00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:45,729 Kill me, please! 326 00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:53,570 - Kill me! - No! 327 00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:56,615 Kill me! 328 00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:10,295 You forgot to remind me to gas her up. 329 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:12,089 Pablo, you beautiful idiot! 330 00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:18,762 Now it's your turn. 331 00:27:28,230 --> 00:27:31,400 In your next life, learn to read. 332 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:58,260 What the hell? 333 00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:01,638 Your stupid mortal toys mean nothing to me. 334 00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:03,098 Kelly: Pablo! 335 00:28:03,265 --> 00:28:04,850 But before I kill you, 336 00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:07,769 my book needs a new cover. 337 00:28:07,936 --> 00:28:09,438 What? What? 338 00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:10,772 Oh, no! No, no! Not me! 339 00:28:10,939 --> 00:28:15,611 Oh, no! Not the face! Not the face! 340 00:28:15,777 --> 00:28:17,654 Wait! Wait, wait, wait! 341 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:22,367 I just got to know, have you lost weight? 342 00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:28,373 Pablo! 343 00:28:31,001 --> 00:28:33,629 Well, I guess this doesn't count 344 00:28:33,795 --> 00:28:36,006 as one of my stupid mortal toys. 345 00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:40,135 Oh, I'm going to enjoy this, Ruby, 346 00:28:40,302 --> 00:28:42,179 because I dislike you a lot. 347 00:28:42,346 --> 00:28:45,224 You get that fucking book off my friend's face. 348 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:48,268 - Stop! - Or what? 349 00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:49,978 You going to kill me? 350 00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:51,313 Do it and they're both dead. 351 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:52,731 Pablo, please! 352 00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:57,152 Ash! Ash, help! I'm killing her! 353 00:28:58,445 --> 00:29:00,239 And after the book has killed her, 354 00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:01,990 it'll kill him, too. 355 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:04,493 - Nothing you can do about it. - Except kill you. 356 00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:09,998 Or... you could take the deal. 357 00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:12,501 Think about it, ash. You are old and fat and weak. 358 00:29:12,668 --> 00:29:14,670 You cannot keep this up forever. 359 00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:17,506 Lay down your weapons and go back to your life. 360 00:29:17,673 --> 00:29:20,384 You know that deep down we both want the same thing. 361 00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:22,844 No, I'm pretty sure I don't want to destroy humanity. 362 00:29:23,011 --> 00:29:25,013 I don't want to destroy anything. 363 00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:27,224 I want humanity to flourish. 364 00:29:27,391 --> 00:29:29,351 Without good, there is no evil. 365 00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:33,522 I just want evil under control. Same as you. 366 00:29:33,689 --> 00:29:37,859 The difference is you never signed up for any of this. 367 00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:39,236 Ash, your entire life 368 00:29:39,403 --> 00:29:41,530 has been marked by tragedy and desperation 369 00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:43,198 and a woeful inadequacy. 370 00:29:43,365 --> 00:29:44,783 I get the idea. 371 00:29:44,950 --> 00:29:46,868 Ow. 372 00:29:49,538 --> 00:29:50,789 Just take the deal. 373 00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:54,084 It's what you've always wanted. 374 00:29:56,545 --> 00:29:58,380 It's not just about my life anymore. 375 00:29:58,547 --> 00:30:00,441 I want their lives back, too. They're coming with me. 376 00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:03,051 - I can do that. - Prove it. 377 00:30:18,066 --> 00:30:20,152 Okay. We're halfway there. Pablo, too. 378 00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:21,320 Do we have a deal? 379 00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:23,947 Ash! No! 380 00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:27,576 What I let out there, it's terrible. 381 00:30:27,743 --> 00:30:30,078 - You can't just do this. - Hey! 382 00:30:30,245 --> 00:30:33,290 I'm doing this for you, buddy, so a little thanks might be nice. 383 00:30:33,457 --> 00:30:36,418 Look, she's just going to godfather all the demons together, 384 00:30:36,585 --> 00:30:37,919 make the world a better place. 385 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:39,588 That logic seems wrong. 386 00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:41,566 Look, you're just going to have to trust me on this one. 387 00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:44,926 Let her be the gatekeeper. It's better for all of us. 388 00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:46,261 Okay. 389 00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:51,099 Normal life in Jacksonville, the three of us, 390 00:30:51,266 --> 00:30:53,643 and $10,000 in cash. 391 00:30:53,810 --> 00:30:55,228 I'm not a bank. 392 00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:58,982 Gas money? You got that? 393 00:30:59,149 --> 00:31:01,401 Oh, sure. But gas money... 394 00:31:03,111 --> 00:31:04,863 Huh? Huh? 395 00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:08,075 Oh. What? 396 00:31:09,785 --> 00:31:11,453 Okay. 397 00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:13,538 But I'm keeping this just for insurance. 398 00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:19,961 - Truce. - No! 399 00:31:20,128 --> 00:31:21,463 Ash! 400 00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:24,591 You have no idea what's out there! 401 00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:41,483 Ah, good fishing. That's what's out there. 402 00:31:43,485 --> 00:31:46,988 J' no more Mr. Nice guy j' 403 00:31:47,155 --> 00:31:49,991 j' no more Mr. Clean... j' 404 00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:53,161 - I can't believe you did that. - I can. 405 00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:55,306 After a lifetime of getting the short end of the stick, 406 00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:56,665 I finally got the big end. 407 00:31:56,832 --> 00:31:59,918 And I grabbed that big old stick by the balls, baby. 408 00:32:02,671 --> 00:32:04,506 That's one way to look at it. 409 00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:06,675 The other, correct way, 410 00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:08,885 is that evil's going to take over the world. 411 00:32:09,052 --> 00:32:12,514 You seen the world lately? Same diff. 412 00:32:12,681 --> 00:32:14,325 Plus, Ruby said she'd keep a lid on all this, 413 00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:15,989 so we are all good. 414 00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:18,287 Nothing to do but eat, sleep, and live off the fat of the land. 415 00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:19,747 Woman on radio: This is an emergency alert. 416 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:21,011 Wait, wait, wait. Turn that up. 417 00:32:21,106 --> 00:32:23,084 Woman on radio: All residents of antrim county should stay n your homes. 418 00:32:23,108 --> 00:32:25,402 I repeat, stay in your homes. 419 00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:27,463 Massive sinkholes have been opening all over the city... 420 00:32:27,487 --> 00:32:29,656 Ah, you know the news. 421 00:32:29,823 --> 00:32:31,867 It's always so depressing. 422 00:32:36,705 --> 00:32:39,249 Hey! Who's hungry? 423 00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:41,877 Time for some road trip burgers. Your treat. 424 00:32:42,043 --> 00:32:45,255 Jacksonville, here we come. 425 00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:53,346 - J' back in black... I - yeah! Ha ha ha! 426 00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:55,233 J' I've been too long, I'm glad to be back I 427 00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:58,268 I yes, I'm let loose from the noose j' 428 00:32:58,435 --> 00:33:00,395 j' that's kept me hanging about I 429 00:33:00,562 --> 00:33:03,231 j“ I've been looking at the sky, 'cause it's getting me high... I 430 00:33:05,734 --> 00:33:06,985 Whoo! 431 00:33:07,152 --> 00:33:08,904 J' I got nine lives, cat's eyes I 432 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:10,950 j' abusing every one of them and running wild j' 433 00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:13,241 j' 'cause I'm back I 434 00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:15,744 I yes, I'm back I 435 00:33:15,911 --> 00:33:18,413 j' well, I'm back I 436 00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:20,916 I yes, I'm back I 437 00:33:21,082 --> 00:33:23,084 I yes, I'm back in black I 438 00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:26,338 j' oh, back in the back of a Cadillac j' 439 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:28,757 I number one with the bullet, I'm a power pack I 440 00:33:28,924 --> 00:33:31,927 I yes, I'm in a bang, with a gang j' 441 00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:34,071 j' they've got to catch me if they want me to hang j' 442 00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:36,765 j' because I'm back on the track and I'm beating the flak j“ 443 00:33:36,932 --> 00:33:39,267 j' nobody's going to get me on another rap j“ 444 00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:42,103 I so look at me now, I'm just making my play j' 445 00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:44,439 I don't try to push your luck, just get out of my way I 446 00:33:44,606 --> 00:33:46,608 j' 'cause I'm back I 447 00:33:46,775 --> 00:33:48,276 I yes, I'm back I 448 00:33:49,611 --> 00:33:51,947 j' well, I'm back I 449 00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:54,282 I yes, I'm back I 450 00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:57,619 j' well, I'm back I 451 00:33:57,786 --> 00:33:59,454 j' back I 452 00:33:59,621 --> 00:34:02,165 j' well, I'm back in black I 453 00:34:02,332 --> 00:34:05,126 I yes, I'm back in black I 454 00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:46,835 J“ well... 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