1 00:01:39,015 --> 00:01:41,016 A.J: Come on! Come on, dog! Come on! 2 00:01:41,184 --> 00:01:42,851 Come on! Come on. 3 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:49,441 Look at this! Look at this plastic! 4 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:51,360 And there's weeds! 5 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:53,612 Well, it looks like Tobacco Road. 6 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:56,406 - Nobody gets down here. LIVIA: Anthony! 7 00:01:56,616 --> 00:01:59,201 Those dogs are wild dogs. 8 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:01,203 Cemetery dogs. 9 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:03,330 They'll take your hand off. 10 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:07,334 Come over here. Say a Hail Mary for your grandfather. 11 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:08,794 Lay off. He's a kid. 12 00:02:09,003 --> 00:02:12,464 So he should neglect his elders? Just like his father. 13 00:02:12,715 --> 00:02:14,383 Yeah, a real skimp. 14 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:15,717 My son. 15 00:02:16,594 --> 00:02:18,554 The mental patient. 16 00:02:18,721 --> 00:02:22,474 Remember those trips to the Shore? Me and Tony rode the waves? 17 00:02:22,725 --> 00:02:24,101 I taught him to bodysurf. 18 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:27,020 My son was brought up right. 19 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:29,606 He needs a psychiatrist for what? 20 00:02:29,941 --> 00:02:32,025 - To talk about his sex life? - Enough. 21 00:02:32,735 --> 00:02:34,194 I hate it as much as you do. 22 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:35,571 Anthony! 23 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:38,574 Those dogs could start foaming at the mouth. 24 00:02:38,783 --> 00:02:42,286 How come you're not supposed to breathe in the cemetery? 25 00:02:42,495 --> 00:02:45,122 - Who says? - It's a joke. Say, "Why?" 26 00:02:45,373 --> 00:02:47,499 You'll make the dead people jealous. 27 00:02:49,752 --> 00:02:51,003 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 28 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:53,589 COACH: Okay, come pick it up! Pick it up. 29 00:02:53,756 --> 00:02:56,049 Who's got the ball?! 30 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:57,593 Oh, my God! Look out! 31 00:02:57,969 --> 00:02:59,761 COACH: Come around, come around! 32 00:03:00,763 --> 00:03:02,556 Up, up, up! Cover them through! 33 00:03:03,057 --> 00:03:04,057 I can't watch. 34 00:03:04,934 --> 00:03:06,101 Yes! 35 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:10,189 Way to go, Meadow! You're a brick wall, baby! Brick wall! 36 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,941 Good save! Come on, now. Come on! 37 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,068 That was close. 38 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:18,780 - Pretty good. - Look at you. At girls' soccer, Tony. 39 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:21,533 What do you want? My son's a couch potato. 40 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:24,161 - Red! Five! - Are you yellow-card happy? 41 00:03:24,787 --> 00:03:26,580 Rough play, my ass! 42 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,460 - Hi, honey. - Go get them, baby. 43 00:03:31,961 --> 00:03:34,796 This fat kid is such a sneak with that elbow! 44 00:03:35,089 --> 00:03:38,467 Coach says next year, Chiara is gonna be one of his starts. 45 00:03:38,718 --> 00:03:40,594 Let's pull it out, for chrissake! 46 00:03:40,803 --> 00:03:43,555 Heather Dante! A hundred bucks for a goal! 47 00:03:44,140 --> 00:03:47,309 What's with Ally today? She's sleepwalking out there. 48 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:51,813 She eats at our house a lot. She's got the energy. 49 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:54,733 SILVIO: That tackle was our ball, asshole! 50 00:03:54,984 --> 00:03:56,610 Zebra, I'm talking to you. 51 00:03:57,820 --> 00:04:00,447 Blow that again, I'll stick it up your ass! 52 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:04,868 Get off the field now, or your team is gonna forfeit the game! 53 00:04:05,119 --> 00:04:07,329 I'm going. You fucking son of a... 54 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,164 Get off the field! 55 00:04:09,332 --> 00:04:12,000 [CROWD BOOS] 56 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:14,711 Did a hell of a job. 57 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:19,841 Falcons! Falcons, heads up! 58 00:04:20,134 --> 00:04:23,178 Red, 42! 42! 59 00:04:23,471 --> 00:04:25,347 Push! Ally! 60 00:04:26,349 --> 00:04:27,474 [WHISPERS] Come on. 61 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:31,395 FAN: Come on, Al! 62 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:45,367 [CHEERING] 63 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:58,714 Did I tell you? What did I tell you? 64 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:01,925 He's a brilliant coach. A beautiful, brilliant genius. 65 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,635 You in love with him? 66 00:05:03,886 --> 00:05:08,473 Yes. If he steers Chiara to a college scholarship, I'll blow the guy. 67 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:10,058 TONY: You will? 68 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:13,812 How's chefing at Dimples? 69 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:18,608 Try the salad bar. We got a chemical brightener. It keeps lettuce crisp. 70 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:20,944 - How nice. - Yeah, it's beautiful. 71 00:05:21,195 --> 00:05:24,239 The offer's still there. You put some out on the street... 72 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:27,909 ...at two points, we split the interest. Nice? 73 00:05:29,620 --> 00:05:32,998 I can't do the math. I'm an artiste. 74 00:05:33,916 --> 00:05:35,250 Get out of here. 75 00:05:36,627 --> 00:05:38,628 Good job, girls! 76 00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:42,466 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYS] 77 00:05:49,223 --> 00:05:52,100 COACH: Absolutely. ARTIE: And you do that so well, coach. 78 00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:54,686 COACH: Thanks. ARTIE: The psychology is important. 79 00:05:54,896 --> 00:05:55,979 Did a hell of a job. 80 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:59,316 SILVIO: Welcome to Bada Bing. Everything's on the house. 81 00:05:59,734 --> 00:06:01,026 Come meet somebody. 82 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:03,528 - He coached college. - Get out of here. 83 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:06,823 - Division 1-A. - No, that's boonie state. 84 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:10,952 Besides, it's time to stop moving my wife and Deena like pawns... 85 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,829 ...when someone ups the ante. 86 00:06:13,122 --> 00:06:17,042 Anyway, how many chances does a man get to coach his own daughter? 87 00:06:17,293 --> 00:06:19,586 - Money isn't everything. - Here, here. 88 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,129 The kids are important. 89 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:24,758 Cheers. To the Falcons. Continued success. 90 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:33,558 Brandy, why don't you give the coach a deluxe tour of the VIP lounge. 91 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:36,186 - What? - Oh, guys. 92 00:06:36,437 --> 00:06:38,605 Jesus, we said a beer. 93 00:06:40,441 --> 00:06:43,026 No, I... Thank you, but I don't think so. 94 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:46,655 TONY: Jesus Christ. 95 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,658 Okay, Brandy, go sit on a tuffet. 96 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,245 Coach, it's on the house. 97 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:57,874 - Why are you here? - Who's he? 98 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:00,043 My girl's coach. You got something? 99 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:03,004 Every car you see in the rear-view mirror is not a fed. 100 00:07:03,172 --> 00:07:06,007 Mikey Palmice went and got a major Manhattan PI. 101 00:07:06,342 --> 00:07:10,178 Mikey thinks someone here rats for the government. What else is new? 102 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:14,599 What else? My colleague over at Organized Crime Task Force... 103 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:18,562 ...gets chatty after caffeine drinks. 104 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:22,691 Names of people whose fiscal interests intersect with your own. 105 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:27,487 I'm still trying to find out if you've been named. 106 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:31,783 But these people are keeping these indictments very, very internal. 107 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:34,578 They may have a folder with my name on it. 108 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:36,580 If I was smart, I wouldn't be here. 109 00:07:36,789 --> 00:07:37,831 I rest my case. 110 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,250 I'm up the street on a rape-homicide. 111 00:07:40,501 --> 00:07:44,087 What I need now is to see a liquor license, if you don't mind. 112 00:07:44,380 --> 00:07:48,258 So anybody wonders why I was here or for the lie detector test... 113 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:51,511 Cha-cha, show him the liquor license. 114 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:53,263 Don't touch the girls. 115 00:07:55,224 --> 00:07:56,224 How you doing? 116 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:59,436 Bada Bing. Arthur Bucco! 117 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,232 Hello? 118 00:08:04,400 --> 00:08:06,735 You gonna stay in that bar all day? 119 00:08:07,069 --> 00:08:10,071 - I'm shooting pool. - I'll rack them up for you. 120 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:13,325 I thought we were supposed to paint the patio. 121 00:08:13,534 --> 00:08:15,452 I bought primer and I've been scraping. 122 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:16,912 You have? 123 00:08:17,121 --> 00:08:19,247 I could really use your help. 124 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:21,583 All right. I'll be right home. 125 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:27,380 This fucking guy lays down the law. 126 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:30,133 Fucking blistering. "I'll be right home." 127 00:08:30,384 --> 00:08:33,428 I gotta get home too. Shelley'll be looking for me. 128 00:08:33,679 --> 00:08:35,764 It's quite the lifestyle you got here. 129 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:37,682 - See ya later, coach. - Okay. 130 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:40,143 Different strokes. 131 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,895 [PHONE RINGS] 132 00:08:42,396 --> 00:08:44,564 Melvoin, Perlov, Schneider and Archide. 133 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:51,154 JUNIOR: What's with the indictments? MELVOIN: Put it right down there. 134 00:08:53,282 --> 00:08:55,283 The book is off on the 14th ward. 135 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:59,538 I don't want to minimize your position. Two prior convictions. 136 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:03,500 You're in jeopardy of sentence under the habitual offenders statute. 137 00:09:03,751 --> 00:09:07,003 I'm paying you to hear shit that's eating my insides? 138 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,255 Peppers and eggs? 139 00:09:08,464 --> 00:09:11,424 Peppers and eggs? That's what I should've had. 140 00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:19,349 "I'd be happy to surrender Mr. Soprano. 141 00:09:19,642 --> 00:09:22,310 You can be assured of my full cooperation." 142 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:25,480 You'd rather they kicked in your front door at night? 143 00:09:25,856 --> 00:09:27,732 It's a target letter, Corrado. 144 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:31,152 I got nowhere, so I asked them what your status was. 145 00:09:32,780 --> 00:09:35,240 Just testing. So what'd they say? 146 00:09:35,491 --> 00:09:37,033 They'd let me know. 147 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:39,452 I may just start paying taxes. 148 00:09:39,704 --> 00:09:41,538 MIKEY: God, it's a fucking burn. 149 00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:45,333 I'm sick and tired of sitting around. I'm gonna get out of here. 150 00:09:45,501 --> 00:09:46,876 With your lady friend? 151 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,587 JUNIOR: What do you know about her? 152 00:09:48,879 --> 00:09:51,339 Works for the Joint Fitters Union, right? 153 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:56,511 Runs their labor management fund outside the feds' oversight. 154 00:09:57,555 --> 00:10:01,057 If you can't get your friends jobs, why attain success? 155 00:10:01,475 --> 00:10:03,310 MELVOIN: The wheels of justice turn slowly. 156 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:06,771 Take her to Florida. Develop a tan. 157 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:08,607 Where's the crapper key? 158 00:10:09,358 --> 00:10:10,609 Top right-hand drawer. 159 00:10:11,402 --> 00:10:16,364 Junior, we're working out of a fucking lawyer's office, is that right? 160 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:20,910 Look, I didn't want to say anything, but this government case... 161 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,955 ...if there's a leak, it's in Tony's boat. 162 00:10:25,374 --> 00:10:28,877 If my nephew's in bed with the Justice Department, just say it. 163 00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:30,879 Don't stammer like a spastic. 164 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:35,008 There's something fucking wrong with that guy. I feel it in my gut. 165 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,636 I'm worried about you, skipper. 166 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:40,513 I'm sorry, Mikey. You're a good boy. 167 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,642 Fuck this. I'm going to Boca. 168 00:10:45,394 --> 00:10:47,896 Deena, when you guys showed up last year... 169 00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:50,774 ...I thought, "Soccer, give me a break." 170 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:54,736 But your dad makes it seem like this, I don't know, metaphor. 171 00:10:54,987 --> 00:10:56,571 - Yeah. - Dad's pretty cool. 172 00:10:56,822 --> 00:10:59,741 Where's Al? She was supposed to loan me a cig. 173 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:01,534 I'll come with. 174 00:11:02,453 --> 00:11:03,912 TAYLOR: Al? 175 00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:05,205 MEADOW: Ally! 176 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:08,083 Al! 177 00:11:08,918 --> 00:11:11,920 If you're smoking, you owe me $5! 178 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,924 - AI? - Ally. 179 00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:19,594 Ally? 180 00:11:22,348 --> 00:11:24,140 Ally, what are you doing? 181 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:26,101 MEADOW: Ally! Oh, my God! 182 00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:31,481 TONY: Her parents split up. 183 00:11:32,108 --> 00:11:34,109 So she's always at our house. 184 00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:38,321 - But she was born with a silver spoon. - Teenagers are under a lot of stress. 185 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,990 I know this kid. She's great. 186 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:45,704 Was it a genuine suicide attempt? Or was it a suicidal gesture? 187 00:11:47,039 --> 00:11:49,290 "Small cutting" is the clinical term. 188 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,626 Is "large cutting" O.J. in missing sweats? 189 00:11:51,877 --> 00:11:53,712 It's a cry for help. 190 00:11:56,632 --> 00:12:00,301 Her mother says she tried this before. 191 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,429 A couple times. 192 00:12:04,473 --> 00:12:06,141 What else is going on? 193 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,476 Life is putting the Prozac to the test. 194 00:12:08,686 --> 00:12:11,020 It's all that business in the news? 195 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,981 Let's talk about my daughter. 196 00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:16,651 Principal says girls in sports do better. 197 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:19,320 They don't take drugs or get knocked up. 198 00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:21,406 But now this shit. 199 00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:24,492 If my daughter ever tried to kill herself... 200 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:29,914 Oh, God! 201 00:12:40,009 --> 00:12:42,469 Last week, I called you a whore. 202 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:44,345 I might've been... 203 00:12:45,222 --> 00:12:47,849 ...overstating the case a little bit. 204 00:12:53,355 --> 00:12:54,814 Ooh. 205 00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:56,232 Mr. Soprano. 206 00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:57,734 Miss Sanfillipo. 207 00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,486 A check for you to sign. 208 00:13:00,696 --> 00:13:02,197 Twenty grand? 209 00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:06,284 For research and development into furthering the art and science... 210 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,495 ...of metal joint fittings. 211 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,998 Where does our research and development take us this time? 212 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:14,501 Well, I was thinking Boca Raton. 213 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,377 My, my! You read my mind. 214 00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:17,962 I'm all packed. 215 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:20,381 I gotta talk to my cousin. 216 00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:22,884 - Mr. Soprano? - What? 217 00:13:23,177 --> 00:13:27,055 I was waiting to talk to Jerry about how I could use some room... 218 00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:29,516 ...on this mall job I got in North Bergen. 219 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:32,685 Then I saw you here. And I thought, what the hell... 220 00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:35,396 ...I may as well ask the man himself. 221 00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:40,276 Let's you and I meet. I can pass my recommends on to my cousin. 222 00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,406 LARRY: Mama Livia, how are you? 223 00:13:45,616 --> 00:13:49,828 - Do you remember me? Larry Boy Barese. - I know who you are. 224 00:13:50,037 --> 00:13:53,706 You lit an apartment house on fire... 225 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:57,293 ...and scared your mother half to death. 226 00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:59,671 Mama's moving in here on the 15th. 227 00:13:59,922 --> 00:14:02,340 Yeah? Ooh, I like your shoes. 228 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:06,261 Mama hasn't been well. Last week she threw a jar of artichokes at me. 229 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:09,013 She better not throw any artichokes at me. 230 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:12,058 How are you doing? Remember Larry? 231 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,018 Water under the bridge. 232 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,563 We're gonna take a walk. 233 00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:19,607 You should get some shoes like his. 234 00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:24,821 LARRY: You've always been a genius. But this last move is the best. 235 00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:27,490 The feds'll never surveil an old folks' home. 236 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:31,286 That's why I got truckloads of bootleg Polident coming in. 237 00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:33,454 - There he is. - How you doing? 238 00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:35,790 Did you get your mother settled in yet? 239 00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:40,128 They're not sure they can accept her. They want to see my finances again. 240 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:44,299 So this office supply chain from Virginia. What's the deal on them? 241 00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:48,720 I spoke to them. I think they'll listen to reason on minority hiring. 242 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,974 - Been to any games? - What do they got? 243 00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:05,153 What the fuck? 244 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,615 COACH: Hup! Hup! Hup! 245 00:15:11,076 --> 00:15:12,952 Knees high, Colgiavani! 246 00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:16,497 Eyes ahead! Energy, girls, energy! 247 00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:20,585 I know we're all upset, but we still have a season left. 248 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,962 - Come on, let's go! - Hey, coach. 249 00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:26,049 Fellas, sorry, but practice is closed today. 250 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,176 I'm trying to keep the team focused. 251 00:15:28,802 --> 00:15:30,261 What are you doing? 252 00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:34,057 You're leaving us? After two fucking years? 253 00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:37,810 I told that reporter to wait before he put that in the paper. 254 00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:41,272 Coach, look at my little girl out there. 255 00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:43,441 You're breaking her heart! 256 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:47,528 Believe me, Art. I am hugely conflicted. 257 00:15:47,696 --> 00:15:50,031 But Rhode Island doubled my salary! 258 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:53,993 They're giving my daughter a full ride! What could I do? 259 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,287 They made an offer I couldn't refuse. 260 00:15:56,497 --> 00:15:58,623 - You haven't heard ours. - Come on. 261 00:15:58,874 --> 00:16:00,667 Look, I got a family too. 262 00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:03,378 I have a daughter who loves playing soccer. 263 00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:05,254 He's kidding about the offer. 264 00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:09,425 Hey, nobody blew a whistle! 265 00:16:09,677 --> 00:16:12,261 Let's not get lazy out here! Come on! 266 00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,389 Go fuck yourself. 267 00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:16,057 COACH: Excuse me? 268 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:18,559 - Want me to tell your dad? - It's my field. 269 00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:23,856 Give me 10 laps around the goals. 270 00:16:24,233 --> 00:16:25,817 - Whatever. - Make that 20. 271 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,403 Anybody else want to mouth off? 272 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,825 Good! Come on! Let's circle up for keep-away. 273 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,410 Let's go! Over here. 274 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:38,287 Get in a big circle! Go! Move it! 275 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:42,792 I need some people out here. Come on! Let's go! 276 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,265 Give me your glass. 277 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,729 Who'd think we could be this contented? 278 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:06,649 I did. As soon as I saw you, I knew. 279 00:17:06,942 --> 00:17:09,235 You're a sweetheart. 280 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:13,156 If only they knew the other side of you. 281 00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,408 They'd eat me for breakfast. 282 00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:19,996 I been looking at real estate. Some nice houses on the market. 283 00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:22,248 Maybe you'd like something bigger? 284 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:26,169 No, Corrado. This is our place. 285 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:28,838 You know how long we been coming here? 286 00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:32,175 Sixteen years. And every one of them good. 287 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:36,054 How's junior, Junior? 288 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:41,642 He's catching some shuteye. 289 00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:44,645 You're such a powerhouse. 290 00:17:44,855 --> 00:17:47,648 When you kiss me down there... 291 00:17:47,816 --> 00:17:50,318 ...you're like a great artist. 292 00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:53,863 You got a real instinct for it. 293 00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,033 Pass me the red peppers. 294 00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:11,047 You know the thrill you give? 295 00:18:13,342 --> 00:18:15,009 Keep it to yourself, okay? 296 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:18,846 Yeah. All to myself. 297 00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:30,399 - Corrado? - Yeah? 298 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,527 Why the big secret? 299 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:34,195 About what? 300 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,697 Oral sex. 301 00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:41,035 What's so terrible about pleasing a woman? 302 00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:44,205 You always have to talk about it. 303 00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,874 Well, I want to know why! 304 00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:48,584 It's complicated. 305 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,754 Yeah. But why? 306 00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:53,756 Why? 307 00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:57,093 They think if you suck pussy, you'll suck anything. 308 00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:58,594 You're kidding. 309 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:02,640 It's a sign of weakness. And possibly a sign that you're a finocchio. 310 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:06,185 A fag? 311 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:08,896 That's ridiculous. 312 00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:13,234 How would the two even translate? 313 00:19:14,862 --> 00:19:18,447 What are you gonna do? I don't make the rules. 314 00:19:21,743 --> 00:19:23,578 TONY: It's no big lifestyle choice. 315 00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:27,999 My aunts Quintima and Jemma, they got money out earning on the street. 316 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,918 It's like being a banker. You help people. 317 00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:37,049 Chiara cried when she heard the coach was leaving. 318 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,801 You don't want to talk. Fine. 319 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,596 I gotta pick up Carmela anyway. 320 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:45,683 Let me ask you a question: Why does your wife hate me? 321 00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,602 Charmaine doesn't hate you. 322 00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,274 You lie like I play a horn. 323 00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:54,901 What? 324 00:19:57,279 --> 00:20:01,449 Look at this facchino. Wearing a cap in a nice restaurant. 325 00:20:04,411 --> 00:20:08,456 I hated that most when I had my restaurant. It's values today. 326 00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:11,375 Standards are crumbling. 327 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:16,923 Would it kill this coach to stay until my kid graduates? 328 00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:19,592 Then let him stay four years for Chiara. 329 00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:22,595 [WOMAN GIGGLES] 330 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,140 That burns my ass. 331 00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:29,602 Where you going? 332 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,984 Take your hat off. 333 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,319 Excuse me? 334 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:41,656 They don't sell hot dogs. They took the bleachers out. 335 00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:43,908 I'll wear it where I want. 336 00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:02,176 How you doing? 337 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,897 Thank you. 338 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,607 Look at him. 339 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:19,402 Douche bag. Good for you! 340 00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:23,864 Send them a bottle of Montepulciano. 341 00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:27,702 Get the license plate of these two guys sitting behind Artie. 342 00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:29,996 They look like cops. 343 00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:42,091 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 344 00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:49,890 Well, look who's here! Hi! 345 00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:54,729 - Tony, look who's here. - Alphonse, how you doing? 346 00:21:55,230 --> 00:21:56,647 - Good. TONY: You feeling better? 347 00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:57,857 Yeah. 348 00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:03,195 Gonna miss that left foot of yours. 349 00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:05,448 No. It's okay, Mr. Soprano. 350 00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:07,366 - I'm gonna play. TONY: No shit? 351 00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:09,160 Pardon my French there. 352 00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:10,828 Are you sure, Ally? 353 00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:14,874 I had a long talk with Coach Hauser and... 354 00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:19,628 I'm gonna play. That's all. 355 00:22:20,088 --> 00:22:21,714 I told her she didn't have to. 356 00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:23,716 She just said she wanted to. 357 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:26,594 Yeah. 358 00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:29,388 - Coach pressure you? ALLY: No, Mrs. Soprano. 359 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:30,973 He would never do that. 360 00:22:31,224 --> 00:22:33,934 Pressure her? He doesn't finish what he started. 361 00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:35,603 - Dad! - What? 362 00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:39,273 It's what we all wanted. 363 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,944 Okay. Right? 364 00:22:44,112 --> 00:22:45,613 As long as everything's... 365 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:48,282 We're trying to watch this, okay? 366 00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:51,410 Kick ass, girls, right? 367 00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:53,287 Good night. 368 00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:18,020 Listen, Roberta, what I said earlier? 369 00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:23,818 I'm serious, you discuss that with anyone, we're gonna go 10 rounds. 370 00:23:24,027 --> 00:23:26,779 We just skimmed 20,000 off the development fund... 371 00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:29,782 ...and you're worried about a little lecca fica? 372 00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:32,576 - Will you keep it down? - All right. 373 00:23:32,911 --> 00:23:36,997 I'll tell everyone you're a good kisser. I just won't say where. 374 00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:40,000 That's my reputation you're playing with. 375 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:43,629 Honey, my lips are sealed. 376 00:23:44,881 --> 00:23:46,799 Not too sealed, right? 377 00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:52,805 Visual on Corrado Soprano and female travel companion... 378 00:23:53,014 --> 00:23:56,517 ...2200 hours, Boca Lounge. 379 00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:13,075 How's my boy today? 380 00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:14,869 Go, go, go! 381 00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,665 PAULIE: I'm looking for a Coach Hauser. 382 00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,668 That's me. Petey! Come here! 383 00:24:24,087 --> 00:24:26,755 Something from your friends at the Bada Bing. 384 00:24:27,048 --> 00:24:31,427 Brand-new, surround sound, HDTV compatible. 385 00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:34,430 - Tell them thanks, but... - This is getting heavy. 386 00:24:34,681 --> 00:24:38,100 If this is about Rhode Island, tell them I already signed. 387 00:24:38,643 --> 00:24:42,229 I don't know what it's about. But the TV stays here. Put it down. 388 00:24:43,899 --> 00:24:45,316 No! I mean it! 389 00:24:45,525 --> 00:24:47,902 Pick it up! Get it off my property! 390 00:24:48,236 --> 00:24:51,071 Look, pal, I don't think you quite understand. 391 00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,240 I understand, only too well. 392 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,659 Tell your friends I know all about them. 393 00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:58,204 If you did, you'd do what they want. 394 00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:00,706 Is that a threat? 395 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:03,417 How things change. Let me tell you, Guido... 396 00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:04,627 I'm Clarence. 397 00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:08,631 I have friends in law enforcement, and they'd call this extortion. 398 00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:11,050 Come on. 399 00:25:14,137 --> 00:25:18,849 You tell those assholes Don Hauser will not be intimidated! 400 00:25:19,142 --> 00:25:21,894 I will not be threatened or bribed! 401 00:25:22,145 --> 00:25:24,980 I go where I want to when I want to! 402 00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:29,443 Hey! 403 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,866 All day, every day, 85 and not one drop of rain. 404 00:25:36,284 --> 00:25:37,660 And those nights. 405 00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:41,622 Bobbi, you are so lucky with this guy. You have no idea. 406 00:25:41,873 --> 00:25:43,999 He's a sweetheart underneath it all. 407 00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:46,877 I wish I could get Lou to be like him. 408 00:25:47,170 --> 00:25:49,421 More sensitive, if you know what I mean. 409 00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:51,048 That coral looks good. 410 00:25:51,299 --> 00:25:55,844 I don't understand why I always have to ask him for oral sex. 411 00:25:56,638 --> 00:25:59,223 Not like you and your Corrado. 412 00:25:59,432 --> 00:26:03,769 Bebe, listen, I know we always used to yak about our sex lives. 413 00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:06,981 I think it would be better if we didn't anymore. 414 00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:09,441 - Okay. - I mean it. 415 00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:10,818 Sure! 416 00:26:11,027 --> 00:26:13,279 Just, you're lucky, that's all. 417 00:26:19,786 --> 00:26:21,662 So, Ma, you coming to the game? 418 00:26:21,871 --> 00:26:23,622 LIVIA: Game? What game? 419 00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:26,375 Meadow's team is going to the sectionals. 420 00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:28,168 Nobody tells me anything. 421 00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:30,838 Did everybody hear me just tell her? 422 00:26:31,673 --> 00:26:34,466 Can anybody think of anything else to talk about? 423 00:26:35,468 --> 00:26:38,345 All right. Uncle Jun, how was Boca? 424 00:26:39,055 --> 00:26:41,265 Wonderful. I don't go down enough. 425 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,517 That's not what I heard. 426 00:26:44,894 --> 00:26:46,020 About what? 427 00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:51,400 I don't know what I'm talking about. 428 00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:53,819 Last time, Aunt Bobbi bought me a piranha. 429 00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:55,529 A piranha? Come on! 430 00:26:55,697 --> 00:26:58,198 That woman is not your aunt. 431 00:26:58,408 --> 00:27:01,535 Livia, I warned you. Bobbi is a sweet, sweet girl. 432 00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:02,995 [GIGGLES] 433 00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:05,789 What's the matter? 434 00:27:05,999 --> 00:27:07,207 What did I say? 435 00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:10,961 This wife of yours, she's got the giggles. 436 00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:14,214 - Can I be excused? - We just sat down! 437 00:27:14,382 --> 00:27:17,551 - How can you play if you don't eat? - You need protein. 438 00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:20,763 - No, I don't, because I quit. - You quit? 439 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:23,641 With Ally back, you can go to the states. 440 00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:26,393 She slits her wrists, and you think of a game? 441 00:27:26,603 --> 00:27:30,189 It wasn't like Cobain. It was just a little suicidal gesture. 442 00:27:31,691 --> 00:27:34,026 - Come back here! - You're not excused! 443 00:27:34,277 --> 00:27:36,612 Let her go. Go ahead, honey! 444 00:27:36,821 --> 00:27:38,489 - Ma! TONY: Why don't you butt out? 445 00:27:38,698 --> 00:27:41,617 You only act nice when you want to score points. 446 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:46,997 I will not eat in this house. 447 00:27:47,248 --> 00:27:49,083 Junior, take me home. 448 00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:52,419 - I'm not finished. - She'll come back. 449 00:27:56,841 --> 00:28:01,136 NARRATOR: Stukas and Messerschmitts, they have command of the skies. 450 00:28:08,561 --> 00:28:09,937 I don't know. 451 00:28:10,438 --> 00:28:12,231 I'm glad Meadow quit. 452 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:15,984 That coach pushes them to the brink. It's unhealthy. 453 00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:18,654 What do we mean when we say commitment? 454 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:21,281 He thinks he can just walk away. 455 00:28:21,574 --> 00:28:23,242 Watch it, cowboy, don't start. 456 00:28:26,371 --> 00:28:29,373 - What's with you and Uncle Jun? - Don't bother that coach. 457 00:28:29,791 --> 00:28:33,043 - Come on. Tell me about Uncle Jun. - No, stop it! 458 00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:34,628 I can't! 459 00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:37,256 - Yes, you can. - All right. Okay. 460 00:28:40,093 --> 00:28:45,013 Gabby Dante's cousin and Bobbi go to the same nail parlor. 461 00:28:46,891 --> 00:28:50,436 And your uncle... No, I shouldn't say. I shouldn't! 462 00:28:50,979 --> 00:28:53,188 - Come on. - Okay, okay, okay. 463 00:28:56,484 --> 00:28:59,403 Well, let's just say... 464 00:28:59,654 --> 00:29:03,991 ...your uncle has acquired a taste for her. 465 00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:06,160 Uncle Jun gives head? 466 00:29:06,828 --> 00:29:07,828 World-class. 467 00:29:08,204 --> 00:29:11,707 - He whistles to the wheat field? - Don't be disgusting. 468 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:15,377 - He's a bushman of the Kalahari! - That's why I don't tell you. 469 00:29:15,628 --> 00:29:17,421 You don't know when to stop! 470 00:29:17,672 --> 00:29:19,631 My God, if this ever gets out... 471 00:29:19,841 --> 00:29:22,843 Yeah, like you don't do it. Or any of your friends. 472 00:29:23,178 --> 00:29:25,012 Bunch of hypocrites. 473 00:29:25,388 --> 00:29:29,183 What goes on in this bedroom stays here, and you know that. 474 00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:33,854 Once a year? I can resist the urge to gossip. 475 00:29:45,408 --> 00:29:48,076 CHARMAINE: Arthur? You're home? 476 00:29:48,369 --> 00:29:50,496 The grease in that Frialator. 477 00:29:50,747 --> 00:29:53,540 I'm gonna smell like a cheap French fry forever. 478 00:29:53,875 --> 00:29:57,878 So this is why we scrimp and save to send our kids to that school? 479 00:29:58,213 --> 00:30:00,631 So our name is dragged through the mud? 480 00:30:01,090 --> 00:30:02,216 What? 481 00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:04,885 Shelly Hauser called me this afternoon. 482 00:30:05,094 --> 00:30:09,056 Your friend sent some Y.O.'s down there with a stolen TV set... 483 00:30:09,265 --> 00:30:11,099 ...to try and bribe the coach. 484 00:30:11,392 --> 00:30:13,644 From your friends at Bada Bing! 485 00:30:13,895 --> 00:30:18,899 As if a TV set is gonna get somewhere with a man like Coach Hauser. 486 00:30:19,108 --> 00:30:20,651 A TV set? 487 00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:25,239 Do you honestly believe that they're gonna stop there? 488 00:30:25,448 --> 00:30:28,075 They tried bribing this man. 489 00:30:28,618 --> 00:30:29,701 What's next? 490 00:30:30,245 --> 00:30:34,498 - Always with the extreme scenarios. - No, come on. Tell me, what's next? 491 00:30:34,707 --> 00:30:36,124 You grew up here. 492 00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:40,587 Don't pretend like you don't know what Tony Soprano is capable of. 493 00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:42,548 [DOORBELL RINGS] 494 00:30:43,049 --> 00:30:44,258 COACH: Who is it? 495 00:30:44,467 --> 00:30:45,676 CHRIS: I found your dog. 496 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:54,685 COACH: What? 497 00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:57,104 No, you're mistaken. My dog is upstairs. 498 00:30:57,272 --> 00:31:00,107 Golden Retriever, blue nylon collar? 499 00:31:00,275 --> 00:31:01,775 SHELLEY: Honey, who is it? 500 00:31:02,026 --> 00:31:03,026 CHRIS: Evening, ma'am. 501 00:31:05,780 --> 00:31:07,906 He has our dog. 502 00:31:08,199 --> 00:31:09,491 Where is Petey? 503 00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:11,493 - He was locked in. CHRIS: Come get him. 504 00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:13,996 I wouldn't want Petey to get hit by a car. 505 00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:25,465 [PETEY BARKS] 506 00:31:31,639 --> 00:31:33,807 Petey, Petey! 507 00:31:34,058 --> 00:31:35,434 You okay? Come here. 508 00:31:35,643 --> 00:31:37,477 What, no reward? 509 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:41,440 Just kidding. I'm an animal lover. 510 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:44,818 You okay, boy? 511 00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:47,821 Med, cheer up about the coach... 512 00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:50,824 ...because I feel he'll reconsider the big move. 513 00:31:51,075 --> 00:31:52,451 Tony. 514 00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:54,119 Did you do something? 515 00:31:54,412 --> 00:31:55,829 What could I do? 516 00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:59,750 He's gonna stick around and finish what he started with the girls. 517 00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:02,836 That's it. 518 00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:05,672 Well, did I tell you? 519 00:32:11,846 --> 00:32:15,098 Develop some appreciation, because everyone helps you... 520 00:32:15,350 --> 00:32:17,643 ...and all you do is bitch and moan! 521 00:32:18,227 --> 00:32:22,022 This coach abandons his team, and your friends get all worked up. 522 00:32:22,231 --> 00:32:23,690 So I try to do something. 523 00:32:23,858 --> 00:32:25,817 Is that why you think we're upset? 524 00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:29,696 Because a coach who most of us can't even stand is leaving? 525 00:32:30,031 --> 00:32:33,408 You don't have to love him to be successful. 526 00:32:33,701 --> 00:32:35,369 "Catfish" Hunter hated Billy Martin. 527 00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:38,914 Bill Parcells' guys can't stand him, till they start to win. 528 00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:41,500 Coach Hauser had sex with Ally. 529 00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:44,044 What? 530 00:32:44,253 --> 00:32:48,715 That's why she cut herself. That's why I've been living at her house. 531 00:32:50,093 --> 00:32:52,469 All right, hold on a minute. 532 00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:53,929 Maybe... 533 00:32:56,724 --> 00:32:58,266 With Ally? 534 00:32:59,018 --> 00:33:00,477 CARMELA: Meadow, this is horrible. 535 00:33:01,020 --> 00:33:04,731 This is also a serious accusation. What exactly did Ally say? 536 00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:07,985 That they had sex, more than once... 537 00:33:08,194 --> 00:33:10,362 ...that she's not a virgin anymore! 538 00:33:13,241 --> 00:33:14,408 All right. 539 00:33:15,702 --> 00:33:17,995 Ally's a very pretty girl. 540 00:33:18,246 --> 00:33:19,663 Maybe there was... 541 00:33:19,914 --> 00:33:22,582 Maybe there was confusion. Maybe she wanted to... 542 00:33:22,834 --> 00:33:25,419 - ...look like she was sophisticated. - Dad! 543 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:31,425 - What? - Tony, what if this had been Meadow? 544 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:33,593 What kind of confusion? 545 00:33:33,803 --> 00:33:36,805 At her age? The coach shouldn't have been in any position... 546 00:33:37,056 --> 00:33:40,517 ...where there's even a remote possibility of confusion! 547 00:33:41,936 --> 00:33:43,645 I'm losing my mind here. 548 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:45,981 Go downstairs so me and Meadow can talk. 549 00:33:46,232 --> 00:33:48,275 Jesus fucking Christ! 550 00:33:50,445 --> 00:33:52,029 God, now what did I do? 551 00:33:53,072 --> 00:33:56,199 I only told so he wouldn't make Coach Hauser stay. 552 00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:59,745 Meadow, this is a horrible, horrible thing. 553 00:33:59,996 --> 00:34:03,165 She's in love with him. But he won't leave his wife. 554 00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:05,959 Leave his wife? Meadow! 555 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:10,881 - Now, he didn't touch you, right? - No. 556 00:34:11,799 --> 00:34:12,841 What about Deena? 557 00:34:13,134 --> 00:34:15,677 If she hears about her father, it'll destroy her. 558 00:34:15,970 --> 00:34:18,847 Tell Dad to let him go anywhere he wants, okay? 559 00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:20,766 Come here. 560 00:34:28,399 --> 00:34:30,901 Moldonado and his brother, they'll handle it. 561 00:34:31,986 --> 00:34:33,820 Mol owes me a solid. 562 00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:38,408 No. No hired help. This is personal. 563 00:34:39,285 --> 00:34:40,994 I'm glad to hear you say that. 564 00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:43,830 I'm gonna give him a real after-school special. 565 00:34:47,668 --> 00:34:49,711 - You out of your mind? - What? 566 00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:54,424 You kidnapped the coach's dog. But if you do one more thing... 567 00:34:54,675 --> 00:34:58,220 Shut up, Arthur. You're five time zones behind your own ass. 568 00:34:58,429 --> 00:35:01,723 No, I'm fucking serious. You hear me, Tony? 569 00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:04,184 SILVIO: You're serious? 570 00:35:04,393 --> 00:35:05,727 Want to hear serious? 571 00:35:05,978 --> 00:35:08,021 Want to know what your coach did? 572 00:35:08,189 --> 00:35:12,776 He fucked little Ally Vandermeed and who knows who else he fucked. 573 00:35:13,361 --> 00:35:15,403 What are you talking about? Fucked? 574 00:35:18,699 --> 00:35:19,741 That's crazy. 575 00:35:20,201 --> 00:35:22,577 SILVIO: That's why that kid slit her wrist. 576 00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:24,412 And my daughter should know? 577 00:35:24,872 --> 00:35:27,582 She should have to think about that filth? 578 00:35:28,042 --> 00:35:30,210 - No. - No? 579 00:35:30,419 --> 00:35:32,587 That self-righteous prick put his dick... 580 00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:35,757 ...in my little girl's soccer teammate. 581 00:35:36,008 --> 00:35:39,052 Yeah. She's in 11th grade, for chrissake! 582 00:35:39,262 --> 00:35:40,262 Oh, my God. 583 00:35:41,889 --> 00:35:45,225 Chiara. He drove her home one night when it was raining. 584 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:46,893 ARTIE: Oh, my little girl. 585 00:35:47,061 --> 00:35:50,063 - Degenerate son of a bitch. - He deserves to die! 586 00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:52,607 Betraying children? 587 00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:55,902 Believe me, he ain't gonna be doing that shit no more. 588 00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:58,280 I guarantee you that. 589 00:36:18,426 --> 00:36:20,927 JUNIOR: Nobody said to put my nephew under surveillance. 590 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,805 I know, Junior. I know. 591 00:36:24,223 --> 00:36:27,058 I wanted to be safe and I'm glad I was. 592 00:36:27,351 --> 00:36:30,353 Because your nephew isn't just at that titty bar... 593 00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:32,397 ...and going to soccer games. 594 00:36:32,648 --> 00:36:33,857 Go ahead. 595 00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:37,819 Twice last week he goes toward the medical center... 596 00:36:38,070 --> 00:36:39,279 ...and they lose him. 597 00:36:39,572 --> 00:36:40,906 A girlfriend. 598 00:36:41,157 --> 00:36:42,449 No, no, no. 599 00:36:42,658 --> 00:36:45,285 He's seeing this Russian slit very open. 600 00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:47,621 Your nephew is talking to the feds. 601 00:36:47,830 --> 00:36:51,583 Where else would he be going that requires such precautions? 602 00:36:51,792 --> 00:36:54,461 What the fuck else would be the big secret? 603 00:36:54,670 --> 00:36:56,588 What am I, a swami? 604 00:36:58,216 --> 00:36:59,591 TONY: Hey! 605 00:37:00,676 --> 00:37:01,718 MIKEY: Silvio! - Mikey! 606 00:37:01,969 --> 00:37:04,804 MIKEY: How you doing? You're looking good. 607 00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:06,514 How you feel? 608 00:37:06,682 --> 00:37:08,183 [SPEAKS IN ITALIAN] 609 00:37:10,645 --> 00:37:12,354 You shanked it, Sil. 610 00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:15,023 I still got the coach on my mind. 611 00:37:16,525 --> 00:37:20,320 We got fresh air, we got sunshine. Forget about that shit. 612 00:37:20,529 --> 00:37:22,155 Thank God for golf some days. 613 00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:24,407 I'm trying to concentrate here. 614 00:37:26,369 --> 00:37:28,370 Did you get any golf in at Boca? 615 00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:30,830 Fucking manners, please! 616 00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:38,004 You play Manatee, or what's that other one? 617 00:37:38,214 --> 00:37:42,801 Will you let the man tee off? You yap worse than six barbers! 618 00:37:43,177 --> 00:37:45,845 If you'd have shut up during that Mountain Lakes game... 619 00:37:46,055 --> 00:37:48,181 ...you wouldn't have missed that fly ball. 620 00:37:48,391 --> 00:37:50,392 I was ashamed to face my friends. 621 00:37:53,187 --> 00:37:55,063 SILVIO: Good, Mikey. Better. 622 00:37:55,356 --> 00:37:56,773 MIKEY: What do you mean, better? 623 00:37:56,983 --> 00:37:59,693 SILVIO: Well, you know, it's better. 624 00:38:05,866 --> 00:38:07,534 MIKEY: Whoa, Junior! 625 00:38:07,785 --> 00:38:09,703 Whoa, Junior, what? 626 00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:13,832 - Uncle Jun's into muff. - What? 627 00:38:15,209 --> 00:38:18,128 Oh, did I say muff? I meant ruff. 628 00:38:22,216 --> 00:38:23,258 Good shot. 629 00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:29,556 What's that smell? Did you guys go to a sushi bar? 630 00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:32,267 - What's he talking about? - I don't know. 631 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:36,062 I thought you were a baccala man. What are you doing eating sushi? 632 00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:38,940 You're fucking running off at the mouth. 633 00:38:41,193 --> 00:38:44,821 [SINGING] 634 00:38:47,366 --> 00:38:48,575 Listen, my friend. 635 00:38:48,743 --> 00:38:53,204 At least I can deal with my own problems. Unlike some I know. 636 00:38:53,414 --> 00:38:54,456 What's that mean? 637 00:38:54,665 --> 00:38:57,167 Take it however you want. Don't bullshit me. 638 00:38:57,585 --> 00:38:59,753 Guys, we here to play golf or what? 639 00:39:00,212 --> 00:39:01,421 Come on. 640 00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:07,260 [SINGS] 641 00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:10,764 CHARMAINE: Arthur... 642 00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:15,268 ...everybody's just so upset. 643 00:39:15,519 --> 00:39:19,522 The mother's on sedatives. She's completely unable to deal. 644 00:39:19,732 --> 00:39:22,025 The father lives in Europe somewhere. 645 00:39:22,234 --> 00:39:25,570 The little girl, Ally, she thinks it's all her fault. 646 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:28,615 Bastard. He won't get away with this! 647 00:39:28,866 --> 00:39:30,992 You got that right. 648 00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:32,660 What? 649 00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:37,082 Hand me that bottle of Bug-B-Gon, will you? 650 00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:38,666 Arthur, what? 651 00:39:42,046 --> 00:39:44,047 Something going on, Artie? 652 00:39:46,133 --> 00:39:48,343 Your mobster friend gonna do something? 653 00:39:50,971 --> 00:39:54,265 If I had any balls, I would do it myself. 654 00:39:54,558 --> 00:39:57,852 You do have balls. That's why you're not like him. 655 00:39:58,104 --> 00:39:59,145 Fuck it. 656 00:39:59,772 --> 00:40:00,897 Fuck the world! 657 00:40:02,066 --> 00:40:04,150 This isn't making a slob take his hat off. 658 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:08,530 This is beating a man to death or cutting his balls off, or what? 659 00:40:10,282 --> 00:40:12,325 You can't tell me he doesn't deserve it! 660 00:40:13,327 --> 00:40:14,744 Okay, but... 661 00:40:15,287 --> 00:40:17,664 Listen, think about what you're saying! 662 00:40:17,873 --> 00:40:19,582 Yeah, you tell me. 663 00:40:19,875 --> 00:40:23,378 Who's worse: Tony Soprano or that child-molesting fuck? 664 00:40:24,171 --> 00:40:27,715 I trusted him. I'd like to rip his heart out of his chest! 665 00:40:27,925 --> 00:40:31,511 Jesus Christ, I cannot believe you only think about yourself! 666 00:40:31,804 --> 00:40:32,887 Myself? 667 00:40:34,014 --> 00:40:35,598 Myself? 668 00:40:36,350 --> 00:40:38,351 I resent that, Charmaine. 669 00:40:50,406 --> 00:40:53,366 Junior, what the fuck? What's the matter? 670 00:40:55,202 --> 00:40:57,412 What? That bullshit with the sushi? 671 00:40:59,915 --> 00:41:03,710 No. I don't know what he was talking about. He babbles. 672 00:41:04,378 --> 00:41:05,879 - What? - You're another one! 673 00:41:06,088 --> 00:41:08,673 Me? He completely lacked respect. 674 00:41:08,883 --> 00:41:11,885 I'm tired of having to make excuses for him. 675 00:41:12,052 --> 00:41:14,888 - It isn't right. - Because he's a mental weakling. 676 00:41:15,055 --> 00:41:17,098 - I know. - You don't know shit! 677 00:41:22,271 --> 00:41:24,522 He's seeing a psychiatrist. 678 00:41:24,773 --> 00:41:26,024 How about that? 679 00:41:26,275 --> 00:41:30,403 My nephew is seeing a psychiatrist. It makes me want to cry. 680 00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:31,571 No shit? 681 00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:35,241 The indictment's being prepared. He's spilling his guts! 682 00:41:35,493 --> 00:41:37,118 I fucking knew it. 683 00:41:37,369 --> 00:41:39,954 No, you didn't know it. I just told you. 684 00:41:43,792 --> 00:41:46,586 God knows how much of our family business he has. 685 00:41:46,754 --> 00:41:49,756 - If the place is bugged? - That's not admissible. 686 00:41:49,965 --> 00:41:54,594 It's that doctor-patient privilege. Just like us and Melvoin. 687 00:41:54,803 --> 00:41:57,764 Melvoin's a lawyer. He's in the fucking ballpark. 688 00:41:57,932 --> 00:42:00,808 Suppose this shrink gets scared or something? 689 00:42:01,101 --> 00:42:03,686 Remember those two brothers in California? 690 00:42:03,938 --> 00:42:05,772 They whacked their parents? 691 00:42:05,981 --> 00:42:07,899 The shrink was in a witness chair. 692 00:42:09,652 --> 00:42:10,860 Shit. 693 00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:16,533 Anthony wants to play games, okay. 694 00:42:16,742 --> 00:42:18,493 I taught him games. 695 00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:22,705 I taught him how to play baseball. 696 00:42:26,752 --> 00:42:28,336 Talking about clipping him? 697 00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:30,547 Nobody would slap my wrist if I did. 698 00:42:33,259 --> 00:42:35,385 Guys in prison have done half the damage he has. 699 00:42:35,636 --> 00:42:39,389 The judicial system has improved in dealing with sexual predators. 700 00:42:39,598 --> 00:42:41,391 Oh, yeah. Let's impeach him. 701 00:42:41,600 --> 00:42:44,018 If you're telling me of intent to harm him... 702 00:42:44,311 --> 00:42:47,438 ...I must warn you of my duty to alert law enforcement. 703 00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:49,023 Why do I tell you anything? 704 00:42:49,316 --> 00:42:53,820 I'm interested in why you feel punishing this man falls upon you. 705 00:42:54,029 --> 00:42:56,114 - It doesn't fall upon you. - What? 706 00:42:56,365 --> 00:42:58,408 What would you do? You'd call the cops... 707 00:42:58,617 --> 00:43:01,244 ...who'd get some judge, who'd give him counseling... 708 00:43:01,495 --> 00:43:05,957 ...to talk about his unhappy childhood, and we could have sympathy for him. 709 00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:08,167 Because he's the victim, right? 710 00:43:08,335 --> 00:43:11,045 You know what you do? You ignore the truth. 711 00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:13,464 Discredit psychology all you want. 712 00:43:13,757 --> 00:43:18,136 But I continue to ask the question. Why do you think you... 713 00:43:19,054 --> 00:43:21,639 ...always have to set things right? 714 00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:32,191 ARTIE: Hey, Paulie, is Tony in? 715 00:43:32,443 --> 00:43:33,735 PAULIE: Tony? TONY: Artie. 716 00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:35,278 I got to talk to you. 717 00:43:35,487 --> 00:43:36,613 I'm busy right now. 718 00:43:37,281 --> 00:43:38,406 I got to talk to you. 719 00:43:40,034 --> 00:43:43,202 All right. We'll finish later, all right? 720 00:43:55,382 --> 00:43:56,799 Come on in. 721 00:44:04,224 --> 00:44:08,436 It's about the thing. 722 00:44:08,729 --> 00:44:09,812 You know what? 723 00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:15,318 - Nothing's happened yet, has it? - Just got to make the call. 724 00:44:15,944 --> 00:44:18,738 - I'm savoring the moment. - Call it off. 725 00:44:19,073 --> 00:44:21,115 Don't worry about it. 726 00:44:21,367 --> 00:44:22,617 You don't go near this. 727 00:44:22,910 --> 00:44:25,578 I don't care about that. It's wrong, Tony. 728 00:44:26,246 --> 00:44:29,415 - You can't do it. - It's wrong? 729 00:44:29,625 --> 00:44:30,750 What he did isn't? 730 00:44:31,126 --> 00:44:33,252 I'm begging you. I hate the guy too. 731 00:44:34,963 --> 00:44:36,214 What do you want to do? 732 00:44:37,758 --> 00:44:39,967 Want to call the cops? Here's the phone. 733 00:44:41,470 --> 00:44:42,470 They'll arrest him. 734 00:44:42,971 --> 00:44:45,598 And he'll get out in two years and move north. 735 00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:46,933 And then? 736 00:44:47,142 --> 00:44:49,644 He'll teach girls' soccer and start all over. 737 00:44:49,853 --> 00:44:53,606 You don't think I want to rip him apart like a chicken? 738 00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:57,568 I drove by his house. I almost got out. 739 00:44:58,779 --> 00:44:59,779 But you didn't. 740 00:45:00,572 --> 00:45:02,782 Something happens to him, who does it help? 741 00:45:03,117 --> 00:45:05,785 His daughter? That girl? 742 00:45:06,036 --> 00:45:07,412 No. You, Tony. 743 00:45:07,621 --> 00:45:12,750 And Silvio and me and whoever. It's just gonna make us feel better. 744 00:45:13,127 --> 00:45:17,630 So don't even think about calling this justice. Leave it to the cops. 745 00:45:17,923 --> 00:45:19,966 Look, let me ask you a question. 746 00:45:20,217 --> 00:45:23,636 Who are you, coming in here talking to me like this?! 747 00:45:24,596 --> 00:45:27,765 Now, your boyfriend is finished. You deal with it! 748 00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:28,975 Okay? 749 00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:31,477 Tony, don't do it. 750 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,146 This is me asking you. 751 00:45:33,355 --> 00:45:34,939 Why don't you get out?! 752 00:45:35,149 --> 00:45:36,524 Come on. 753 00:45:36,775 --> 00:45:38,651 Get the fuck out, go! 754 00:45:38,819 --> 00:45:40,278 Let's go! 755 00:45:40,529 --> 00:45:42,155 Come on, come on! 756 00:46:04,344 --> 00:46:07,513 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYS] 757 00:47:01,401 --> 00:47:03,903 Corrado? 758 00:47:04,112 --> 00:47:07,740 I was worried! You usually call me when you're this late. 759 00:47:08,534 --> 00:47:13,329 I bought us some barbecued chicken, salad and lemon meringue pie. 760 00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:15,248 But I got hungry and ate. 761 00:47:15,499 --> 00:47:17,583 Did I tell you to keep your mouth shut?! 762 00:47:18,168 --> 00:47:21,128 Did I tell you to keep your goddamn mouth shut?! 763 00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:22,797 Don't hit me! 764 00:47:34,601 --> 00:47:36,602 [CRIES] 765 00:47:40,524 --> 00:47:42,608 You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt! 766 00:47:44,278 --> 00:47:46,112 I don't understand! 767 00:47:46,446 --> 00:47:50,825 Get your pencils and your crap and don't be here tomorrow! 768 00:47:52,035 --> 00:47:53,870 No, Corrado. Don't leave. 769 00:47:54,204 --> 00:47:56,205 I love you! 770 00:47:57,875 --> 00:48:00,209 I am so sorry! 771 00:48:00,794 --> 00:48:02,587 No, Corrado! 772 00:48:20,397 --> 00:48:21,814 [PHONE RINGS] 773 00:48:23,984 --> 00:48:25,902 - Yeah? TONY: You there at the place? 774 00:48:26,111 --> 00:48:27,361 Is he in the house? 775 00:48:27,613 --> 00:48:30,489 Fuck it. Walk away. 776 00:48:30,699 --> 00:48:32,366 Just walk away. Don't do it. 777 00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:34,577 Fuck! 778 00:48:34,786 --> 00:48:35,828 All right. 779 00:48:36,038 --> 00:48:38,831 - Leave it alone. - Yeah. No problem. 780 00:48:39,124 --> 00:48:41,918 Son of a bitch! 781 00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:45,254 Colleagues and neighbors were shocked... 782 00:48:45,464 --> 00:48:48,257 ...to hear of charges brought against Hauser... 783 00:48:48,467 --> 00:48:51,844 ...coach of the Verbum Dei high school girls' soccer team. 784 00:48:52,137 --> 00:48:54,680 Alerted by a friend of the alleged victim... 785 00:48:54,848 --> 00:48:57,350 ...whose name cannot be revealed... 786 00:48:57,684 --> 00:49:00,186 ...police issued a warrant for his arrest. 787 00:49:02,022 --> 00:49:04,273 [TONY LAUGHS] 788 00:49:06,526 --> 00:49:08,319 [VASE SHATTERS] 789 00:49:11,490 --> 00:49:12,907 - Tony. - Carmela. 790 00:49:13,075 --> 00:49:14,325 [TONY SINGING] 791 00:49:14,534 --> 00:49:19,580 Tony, Jesus! You smell like Lord Calvert. 792 00:49:25,295 --> 00:49:26,337 Tony. 793 00:49:42,729 --> 00:49:44,563 CARMELA: What is with you tonight? 794 00:49:47,734 --> 00:49:49,568 Tony, what is this? 795 00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:50,945 [PILLS SPILLING] 796 00:49:51,196 --> 00:49:52,571 Jesus! 797 00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:54,156 Mixed with alcohol! 798 00:49:54,408 --> 00:49:57,243 Tony, that's wonderful. Happy trails. 799 00:49:57,536 --> 00:49:59,078 Here, let's get you to bed. 800 00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:00,913 Carmela. 801 00:50:01,164 --> 00:50:02,581 Carmela. 802 00:50:05,335 --> 00:50:06,752 I didn't hurt nobody. 803 00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:25,396 TONY: Call the shrink. Tell her the town's gonna give her a fucking bonus. 804 00:50:25,605 --> 00:50:27,857 [TONY LAUGHS]