1 00:00:10,220 --> 00:00:12,931 - Stop! Clean up your dishes. 2 00:00:12,973 --> 00:00:14,850 - Uh, those aren't mine. 3 00:00:14,892 --> 00:00:16,727 - Max. 4 00:00:16,768 --> 00:00:19,103 - Oh, can't you do it? 5 00:00:19,145 --> 00:00:21,356 You're so good at dishes. 6 00:00:21,398 --> 00:00:22,858 - And soon you will be, too-- 7 00:00:22,900 --> 00:00:25,443 'cause now you're doing all of them. 8 00:00:25,485 --> 00:00:27,320 - FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE: Alert! Alert! 9 00:00:27,362 --> 00:00:29,698 Son of Evil Man approaching. - [doorbell ringing] 10 00:00:29,740 --> 00:00:32,659 - PHOEBE: Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! Got it! 11 00:00:32,701 --> 00:00:34,077 - Phoebe's hangin' out with Evil Man's son 12 00:00:34,118 --> 00:00:35,662 and I'm doin' dishes. 13 00:00:35,704 --> 00:00:38,540 Am I in Crazytown? - No, you're in Dishville-- 14 00:00:38,582 --> 00:00:40,542 which is right next to Get-to-scrubbin'-berg. 15 00:00:43,294 --> 00:00:44,796 - [powers zapping] 16 00:00:46,172 --> 00:00:47,507 - Hi, Link. - Hi, Phoebe. 17 00:00:47,549 --> 00:00:50,510 - Oh, I am so excited to go ice skating. 18 00:00:50,552 --> 00:00:53,722 I'm no pro, but I hear the secret is leg warmers. 19 00:00:53,764 --> 00:00:56,391 A-boh! [laughing] 20 00:00:56,433 --> 00:00:58,769 - Listen, I'm really sorry, but I can't go ice skating. 21 00:00:58,810 --> 00:01:00,729 - Yeah, not with all that exposed leg. 22 00:01:00,771 --> 00:01:02,731 You are begging for an ice rash. 23 00:01:02,773 --> 00:01:04,649 - Actually, my dad's making me play tennis 24 00:01:04,691 --> 00:01:07,235 at the country club--again. - [groaning] 25 00:01:07,277 --> 00:01:10,030 - That's why I'm dressed like a cabana boy. 26 00:01:10,072 --> 00:01:12,991 - I don't get it--your dad is a retired supervillain. 27 00:01:13,033 --> 00:01:15,077 Why is Evil Man part of a country club? 28 00:01:15,118 --> 00:01:17,161 - He thinks the family hobnobbing with the rich 29 00:01:17,203 --> 00:01:18,496 is good for his mattress store. 30 00:01:18,538 --> 00:01:20,791 - Rich people and their hobnobbing! 31 00:01:20,832 --> 00:01:21,833 - LINK: [laughing] 32 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:25,670 - Oh, Link, you're blinding me with all the white-- 33 00:01:25,712 --> 00:01:27,505 the shirt, the shorts, 34 00:01:27,547 --> 00:01:30,174 the coconut popsicles you call legs. 35 00:01:32,094 --> 00:01:34,763 Ah, much better. 36 00:01:34,805 --> 00:01:36,473 No, it's not. 37 00:01:36,514 --> 00:01:38,516 - [power door opening] 38 00:01:40,268 --> 00:01:42,562 - Phoebe, I'm really sorry. - Oh, it's okay. 39 00:01:42,604 --> 00:01:45,273 We can cover those babies right up with some leg warmers. 40 00:01:45,315 --> 00:01:47,358 - Not my legs--the fact that we can never hang out. 41 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,360 - I know. We go to different schools. 42 00:01:49,402 --> 00:01:51,195 We live in different towns. 43 00:01:51,237 --> 00:01:53,156 You're in a country club, I'm not. 44 00:01:53,197 --> 00:01:56,326 - Wait. Maybe you could be. 45 00:01:56,367 --> 00:01:58,369 The club is having a doubles tennis tournament 46 00:01:58,411 --> 00:02:00,330 and the winners get a free one-year membership. 47 00:02:00,371 --> 00:02:01,957 - That's perfect. 48 00:02:01,999 --> 00:02:03,875 Then we could hang out all the time. 49 00:02:03,917 --> 00:02:05,418 Luckily tennis is my jam. 50 00:02:05,460 --> 00:02:09,464 Well, tennis and leg warmers. A-boh! 51 00:02:09,506 --> 00:02:10,882 - Well, great, the tournament's tomorrow. 52 00:02:10,924 --> 00:02:13,927 Oh, but before I go... [clapping hands] 53 00:02:13,969 --> 00:02:15,345 a little payback. 54 00:02:15,386 --> 00:02:17,388 [arm creaking] 55 00:02:17,430 --> 00:02:20,725 MAX: Ow! Stretchy wedgie! 56 00:02:22,936 --> 00:02:25,147 - ♪ 57 00:02:25,188 --> 00:02:26,481 ♪ What you see ♪ 58 00:02:26,523 --> 00:02:28,025 ♪ Is not what you get ♪ 59 00:02:28,066 --> 00:02:31,194 ♪ Livin' our lives with a secret ♪ 60 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:32,904 ♪ We fit right in ♪ 61 00:02:32,946 --> 00:02:34,447 ♪ Bet you never guessed ♪ 62 00:02:34,489 --> 00:02:35,907 ♪ 'Cause we're livin' our lives ♪ 63 00:02:35,949 --> 00:02:37,659 ♪ Just like all the rest ♪ 64 00:02:37,701 --> 00:02:39,369 ♪ A picture perfect family ♪ 65 00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:41,496 ♪ Is what we try to be ♪ 66 00:02:41,538 --> 00:02:42,706 ♪ Look closer, you might see ♪ 67 00:02:42,747 --> 00:02:44,415 ♪ The crazy things we do ♪ 68 00:02:44,457 --> 00:02:46,126 ♪ This isn't make believe ♪ 69 00:02:46,168 --> 00:02:47,836 ♪ It's our reality ♪ 70 00:02:47,878 --> 00:02:49,171 ♪ Just your average family ♪ 71 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:52,382 ♪ Trying to be normal and stay out of trouble ♪ 72 00:02:52,423 --> 00:02:55,886 ♪ Livin' a double life ♪ 73 00:02:59,014 --> 00:03:01,850 - So, that's the plan. Link and I win the tournament and I'm in the club. 74 00:03:01,892 --> 00:03:02,893 - Great plan. 75 00:03:02,934 --> 00:03:05,520 Only one, uh, itsy-bitsy problem. 76 00:03:05,562 --> 00:03:08,065 You stink at tennis. 77 00:03:08,106 --> 00:03:09,983 - Yeah, but you don't. 78 00:03:10,025 --> 00:03:11,985 You won the Metroberg Junior Open three times-- 79 00:03:12,027 --> 00:03:14,612 Max Thunderslam. 80 00:03:14,654 --> 00:03:17,490 - No one's called me that in years. 81 00:03:17,532 --> 00:03:20,660 - That's because you erased all evidence of that old life. 82 00:03:20,702 --> 00:03:24,414 Except this! - [gasping] 83 00:03:24,455 --> 00:03:27,458 - Let me see! Let me see! 84 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:29,878 Hey, Max, you have another sister? 85 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:31,963 - PHOEBE: [laughing] - That's me. 86 00:03:32,005 --> 00:03:33,590 Phoebe, nobody can see that picture. 87 00:03:33,631 --> 00:03:35,299 - I promise I'll delete it-- 88 00:03:35,341 --> 00:03:37,260 if you help me and Link win. 89 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:39,054 - Okay, fine. 90 00:03:39,096 --> 00:03:41,056 Besides, I hate those fancy-pants country clubs. 91 00:03:41,098 --> 00:03:44,559 They literally make you wear fancy pants. 92 00:03:44,601 --> 00:03:46,352 But how do you wanna cheat? 93 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:48,188 - Well, okay, I am not cheating. 94 00:03:48,230 --> 00:03:50,190 I just need a few pointers. I've already been practising. 95 00:03:50,232 --> 00:03:51,942 - How's that going? 96 00:03:53,359 --> 00:03:55,319 Whoa! 97 00:03:59,950 --> 00:04:01,701 - Oooh. 98 00:04:01,743 --> 00:04:03,536 - So let's talk cheating. 99 00:04:03,578 --> 00:04:09,251 - Aw, is our little man starting another one of his businesses? 100 00:04:09,292 --> 00:04:11,461 - Uncle Billy's Lemonade. 101 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:13,588 It's way better than my other ideas. 102 00:04:13,630 --> 00:04:14,923 - Hey, if we lived in Australia, 103 00:04:14,965 --> 00:04:18,885 Uncle Billy's Kangaroo Walking woulda been huge. 104 00:04:18,927 --> 00:04:22,180 - And I still have one of Uncle Billy's toothbrushes. 105 00:04:22,222 --> 00:04:25,016 - You mean Uncle Billy's Used Toothbrushes. 106 00:04:25,058 --> 00:04:26,977 - Used? [gagging] 107 00:04:27,018 --> 00:04:28,895 I'm just gonna... I'll be right back. 108 00:04:30,897 --> 00:04:32,107 - Hey, Billy, the kid down the street 109 00:04:32,149 --> 00:04:34,276 has a lemonade stand, too. 110 00:04:34,317 --> 00:04:36,236 - And you bought some? 111 00:04:36,278 --> 00:04:39,614 - Yeah. When you buy a glass, his dog does a flip for you. 112 00:04:39,656 --> 00:04:41,825 - But I am selling lemonade. 113 00:04:41,866 --> 00:04:45,453 - Are you, Billy? Are you really? 114 00:04:45,495 --> 00:04:47,080 If you want to compete, 115 00:04:47,122 --> 00:04:50,000 you're gonna need a hairy beast of your own. 116 00:04:50,041 --> 00:04:51,542 Luckily we have one. 117 00:04:51,584 --> 00:04:55,379 - Dad? - No, Colosso. 118 00:04:55,421 --> 00:04:57,048 - Great idea. 119 00:04:57,090 --> 00:05:01,427 For that, you get a free used toothbrush. 120 00:05:01,469 --> 00:05:03,221 - You still have these? 121 00:05:03,263 --> 00:05:07,350 - I found that one in one of my sewer adventures. 122 00:05:07,391 --> 00:05:17,527 - ♪ 123 00:05:17,568 --> 00:05:19,445 - So, wait, every day, your country club 124 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:20,905 has a giant tea party? 125 00:05:20,947 --> 00:05:23,074 - Yeah, it's called "High Tea." 126 00:05:23,116 --> 00:05:24,367 - Uh, no, it's called "Princess Camp," 127 00:05:24,408 --> 00:05:26,619 and I'm down! 128 00:05:26,661 --> 00:05:30,123 - To Princess Camp! - Aha! 129 00:05:30,165 --> 00:05:33,335 - Ah, I can't wait for us to win the Lacroix Cup. 130 00:05:33,376 --> 00:05:34,585 Then we can hang out every day. 131 00:05:34,627 --> 00:05:37,505 - You mean hobnob. 132 00:05:37,547 --> 00:05:41,009 That's right--I speak country club. 133 00:05:41,051 --> 00:05:44,595 - This place is a lot more fun with you around. 134 00:05:44,637 --> 00:05:46,890 - Phoebe. Link. 135 00:05:46,931 --> 00:05:48,933 Sandwiches. 136 00:05:48,975 --> 00:05:51,061 - Thanks for coming to support, Max. 137 00:05:51,102 --> 00:05:53,813 - Just so you know--there is a dress code at the club. 138 00:05:53,855 --> 00:05:56,066 - Hm, what's their stance on wedgies? 139 00:05:56,107 --> 00:05:57,441 - [powers zapping] - LINK: [gasping] 140 00:05:57,483 --> 00:05:59,401 [high-pitched voice] They're gonna like it like I am. 141 00:05:59,443 --> 00:06:01,321 - [powers zapping] 142 00:06:01,363 --> 00:06:06,117 - I'm just gonna go walk this off before our match. 143 00:06:06,159 --> 00:06:07,577 - Charming, as always. 144 00:06:07,618 --> 00:06:09,371 Do you remember the plan? 145 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:11,581 - Of course I do, because it was my plan, Phoebe. 146 00:06:11,622 --> 00:06:12,916 Now let's get this over with. 147 00:06:12,957 --> 00:06:15,877 I can feel my pants getting fancier by the second. 148 00:06:20,257 --> 00:06:22,466 [sighing] - Cool towel? 149 00:06:22,508 --> 00:06:23,843 - Back off, Alfred. 150 00:06:23,885 --> 00:06:26,930 I'm not buying one of your snooty towels. 151 00:06:26,971 --> 00:06:28,723 - It's complementary. 152 00:06:28,765 --> 00:06:31,184 That means it's free. 153 00:06:31,226 --> 00:06:34,478 - Then I'll take them all! [laughing] 154 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:37,274 Just give 'em. 155 00:06:37,315 --> 00:06:41,694 - So, you want me to pretend to be a robotic talking bunny 156 00:06:41,736 --> 00:06:44,446 just so kids'll buy your lemonade? 157 00:06:44,488 --> 00:06:45,531 - That's it. - Yep. 158 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:47,909 - Let's do it! 159 00:06:47,951 --> 00:06:51,288 And I've got a routine I've been dying to try. 160 00:06:51,329 --> 00:06:54,207 Close your eyes. 161 00:06:54,249 --> 00:06:56,209 - [hammering, drill whirring] - Ooh, hammering the thing. 162 00:06:56,251 --> 00:06:57,961 Adding this now. 163 00:06:58,002 --> 00:07:02,173 And my nails. - [drill whirring] 164 00:07:02,215 --> 00:07:03,841 - And open 'em. 165 00:07:03,883 --> 00:07:06,594 Ta-da! 166 00:07:06,636 --> 00:07:08,388 - Whoa! 167 00:07:08,430 --> 00:07:09,764 What is he? 168 00:07:09,806 --> 00:07:12,600 - I'm The Great Colosso, 169 00:07:12,642 --> 00:07:15,312 Fortune teller extraordinaire! 170 00:07:15,353 --> 00:07:17,814 Billy, I'm sensing... 171 00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:21,109 you're gonna sell a buttload of lemonade. 172 00:07:21,151 --> 00:07:22,610 - Awesome. 173 00:07:22,652 --> 00:07:25,613 But what if mom and dad catch you talking to non-supes? 174 00:07:25,655 --> 00:07:27,657 - I'm sensing... 175 00:07:27,698 --> 00:07:30,534 that's your problem. 176 00:07:30,576 --> 00:07:32,578 - Billy, you spread the word 177 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:35,415 and I'll distract mom and dad. 178 00:07:35,457 --> 00:07:37,250 - Lawnmower? 179 00:07:37,292 --> 00:07:39,585 How could a game called "Lawnmower" be fun? 180 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:41,421 - [lawnmower chugging] - Oh! 181 00:07:41,463 --> 00:07:43,047 We're mowin'. 182 00:07:43,089 --> 00:07:45,591 Oh, okay, so you're just cuttin' the grass. 183 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:47,218 Stay in the lines. 184 00:07:47,260 --> 00:07:49,512 - Ooh watch out for that soccer ball! 185 00:07:49,553 --> 00:07:51,014 - Stop backseat mowing, Barb. 186 00:07:51,055 --> 00:07:53,683 - [heavy thud] - BILLY: [gasping] 187 00:07:53,724 --> 00:07:56,478 - Don't worry. They can't hear you. 188 00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:58,480 The game has them now. 189 00:07:58,521 --> 00:08:00,815 - [lawnmower chugging] 190 00:08:00,857 --> 00:08:05,820 - I'm fine, by the way. Thanks for asking. 191 00:08:05,862 --> 00:08:07,947 - Who has a yard shaped like a unicorn? 192 00:08:07,989 --> 00:08:10,241 - You're mowing the roses! You're mowing the roses! 193 00:08:10,283 --> 00:08:11,868 - Ah! Ha! Ha! 194 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:20,210 - [powers zapping] 195 00:08:21,378 --> 00:08:23,046 [powers zapping] 196 00:08:24,464 --> 00:08:27,050 - SPECTATORS: [applauding] 197 00:08:27,091 --> 00:08:29,677 - Wow, tennis really is your jam. 198 00:08:29,719 --> 00:08:31,804 - It's all in his wrist, er, the wrist. 199 00:08:38,353 --> 00:08:40,604 - [powers zapping] 200 00:08:40,646 --> 00:08:43,400 - You! Have good form, young man. 201 00:08:43,441 --> 00:08:45,235 - No, it's not what you think. 202 00:08:45,276 --> 00:08:47,820 - Don't be modest-- it's not often a non-member 203 00:08:47,862 --> 00:08:50,532 knows how to boss around the staff as well as I do. 204 00:08:50,573 --> 00:08:53,784 Raspberry iced tea! 205 00:08:53,826 --> 00:08:57,205 Theodore Lacroix. - Max Thunderman. 206 00:08:57,247 --> 00:09:00,542 - Wait, Lacroix as in the Lacroix Cup? 207 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,377 - That's right. 208 00:09:02,419 --> 00:09:04,379 It's also the name of the president of this club. 209 00:09:04,421 --> 00:09:06,172 Clear these plates! 210 00:09:08,216 --> 00:09:09,633 - Whoa. 211 00:09:09,675 --> 00:09:11,844 I am not in Dishville anymore. 212 00:09:11,886 --> 00:09:14,389 - [laughing] I don't know where Dishville is. 213 00:09:14,431 --> 00:09:16,849 But, here, people wait on you hand and foot-- 214 00:09:16,891 --> 00:09:20,019 which is how it should be. Don't you agree? 215 00:09:20,061 --> 00:09:21,645 Silly straw! 216 00:09:23,981 --> 00:09:27,026 - It is how it should be. - Mm-hm. 217 00:09:27,068 --> 00:09:30,738 - Denver Omelette! - Nice! 218 00:09:30,780 --> 00:09:32,615 - Steel drum player! - [steel drum music] 219 00:09:32,656 --> 00:09:35,034 - Yeah! - [steel drum continues] 220 00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:42,708 - Max? Max? 221 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:45,336 Pay attention. - Sorry. 222 00:09:45,378 --> 00:09:47,713 - [music stops] 223 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:52,594 - Raspberry iced tea! 224 00:09:52,635 --> 00:09:55,096 - Match! - SPECTATORS: [applauding] 225 00:09:55,138 --> 00:09:56,556 - Mr. Evilman and Miss Thunderman, 226 00:09:56,598 --> 00:09:58,600 you advance to the finals. 227 00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:01,185 - BOTH: Mwah! 228 00:10:01,227 --> 00:10:02,728 - [sighing] 229 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:05,565 - Well, I see mattress boy has teamed up with quite a pro. 230 00:10:05,607 --> 00:10:07,150 - Looks like I might have to 231 00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:09,068 take the cover off my racquet today. 232 00:10:09,110 --> 00:10:11,112 - Oh, I didn't know you were playing. 233 00:10:11,154 --> 00:10:12,696 - Of course. 234 00:10:12,738 --> 00:10:14,698 It's a shame I didn't meet you sooner, Max. 235 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:16,742 You're club material-- 236 00:10:16,784 --> 00:10:18,744 unlike the loser I'm playing with. 237 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:21,080 - [snoring] - Wake up, Senator! 238 00:10:21,122 --> 00:10:23,082 - Good luck out there, Mr. Lacroix. 239 00:10:23,124 --> 00:10:25,001 - Thank you, Max. Sports drink! 240 00:10:28,087 --> 00:10:30,507 - You know what this celebration needs? 241 00:10:30,548 --> 00:10:35,303 Pecan sandies. Be right back. 242 00:10:35,345 --> 00:10:38,431 - What a waste of evil DNA. 243 00:10:38,473 --> 00:10:41,309 - What is going on, Max? I nearly lost out there. 244 00:10:41,351 --> 00:10:44,895 I brought you here to cheat, not start a steel drum band. 245 00:10:44,937 --> 00:10:47,357 - I was talking to the club president--this guy. 246 00:10:47,398 --> 00:10:49,066 Lacroix, he's so cool. 247 00:10:49,108 --> 00:10:51,319 - Hey, why are you even bothering making friends? 248 00:10:51,361 --> 00:10:53,321 You're only here for the day. 249 00:10:53,363 --> 00:10:55,198 - LACROIX: [grunt of effort] 250 00:10:55,239 --> 00:10:56,991 - Or am I? 251 00:10:57,033 --> 00:10:58,993 - Max, what...what are you doing? 252 00:10:59,035 --> 00:11:01,204 - LACROIX: [grunt of effort] - SENATOR: [grunting] 253 00:11:02,622 --> 00:11:05,249 - Man down! My man is down! 254 00:11:05,291 --> 00:11:06,459 - I can sub for him. 255 00:11:06,501 --> 00:11:09,253 - Max! Good show! 256 00:11:09,295 --> 00:11:10,796 - Excuse me, Thunderslam, 257 00:11:10,838 --> 00:11:13,132 you're supposed to help me win the free membership. 258 00:11:13,174 --> 00:11:16,636 - Sorry, Phoebe, but it turns out I love country club life. 259 00:11:16,678 --> 00:11:18,929 And one day of it is not enough. 260 00:11:18,971 --> 00:11:21,599 - Wait, the Senator is okay. 261 00:11:21,641 --> 00:11:24,352 - [powers zapping] - SENATOR: [groaning] 262 00:11:24,394 --> 00:11:26,229 - Never mind. 263 00:11:26,270 --> 00:11:28,856 - That membership is mine. 264 00:11:28,898 --> 00:11:30,732 Trampin' steel drum music! 265 00:11:30,774 --> 00:11:35,655 - [steel drum music] 266 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:45,081 - LACROIX: [grunt of effort] 267 00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:50,545 - JUDGE: Match. - SPECTATORS: [applauding] 268 00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:54,298 - Mr. Lacroix and Mr. Thunderman, 269 00:11:54,340 --> 00:11:55,550 you advance to the finals. 270 00:11:55,592 --> 00:11:58,969 - BOTH: Yeah! - [chests thud] 271 00:11:59,011 --> 00:12:00,597 - Buh-bye. - Bye. 272 00:12:00,638 --> 00:12:04,601 - See you later. 273 00:12:04,642 --> 00:12:05,976 - Why are you doing this to me? 274 00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:07,811 You know I wanna spend more time with Link. 275 00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:09,480 I thought you hated country club people. 276 00:12:09,522 --> 00:12:11,107 - I did. 277 00:12:11,148 --> 00:12:12,774 - Mr. Lacroix sent over a complementary 278 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,818 tennis elbow massage. - But now I don't. 279 00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:20,366 I thought I was gonna have to take over the world 280 00:12:20,408 --> 00:12:21,867 to live like a king. 281 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:24,621 It turns out I just had to join this country club. 282 00:12:24,662 --> 00:12:27,206 - Jasmine Mint or Coconut Lavender? 283 00:12:27,248 --> 00:12:28,291 - Both. [clicking tongue] 284 00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:30,084 - All right, well, the joke is on you 285 00:12:30,126 --> 00:12:31,961 because after you double-crossed me, 286 00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:34,004 I posted that tennis pic of you all over the internet. 287 00:12:34,046 --> 00:12:38,342 - Max, I can't believe this picture of you going around. 288 00:12:38,384 --> 00:12:40,886 Lookin' smart, Thunderslam. 289 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,221 - Thanks, Mr. Lacroix. 290 00:12:42,263 --> 00:12:44,515 - Cool mist! 291 00:12:44,557 --> 00:12:48,018 Yes! Yes... 292 00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:49,729 - All right, fine, live it up while you can, 293 00:12:49,771 --> 00:12:51,606 Tennis the Menace, 'cause I just came up with 294 00:12:51,648 --> 00:12:55,443 the most diabolical plan that is gonna make you beg for mercy. 295 00:12:55,485 --> 00:12:56,778 - You don't have a plan, do you? 296 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:59,155 - I do not, but I will see you in court. 297 00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:00,657 - You mean on the court. 298 00:13:00,698 --> 00:13:02,325 - You're not better than me. - I am at tennis. 299 00:13:02,366 --> 00:13:04,994 - Stop engaging me! 300 00:13:05,035 --> 00:13:07,913 - She's having a bad day. 301 00:13:07,955 --> 00:13:14,420 - ♪ 302 00:13:14,462 --> 00:13:17,465 - Greetings! I've been expecting you. 303 00:13:17,507 --> 00:13:19,049 I'm sensing... 304 00:13:19,091 --> 00:13:22,219 a birthday in the near or distant future. 305 00:13:22,261 --> 00:13:26,932 So sayeth The Great Colosso! 306 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:29,686 - He's right. This is amazing. 307 00:13:29,727 --> 00:13:32,605 - The lemonade? - No, the robot bunny. 308 00:13:32,647 --> 00:13:37,527 Who cares about the lemonade? 309 00:13:37,568 --> 00:13:41,238 - Uncle Billy's Lemonade is an epic fail. 310 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:44,116 - Are you kidding? Look at all these kids. 311 00:13:44,158 --> 00:13:46,494 And mom and dad don't have a clue. 312 00:13:46,536 --> 00:13:48,454 - Go! Go! Go! Go! - The grass is too high. 313 00:13:48,496 --> 00:13:50,998 - Use the turbo blade. - I can. 314 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,709 - Win the game! 315 00:13:54,377 --> 00:13:56,086 - See? 316 00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:58,673 - All I wanted was for one of my ideas to make money. 317 00:13:58,715 --> 00:14:00,882 - Your idea is making money. 318 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:03,052 And I've got a wad of cash that says so. 319 00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:04,679 Listen... 320 00:14:04,721 --> 00:14:08,932 [speaking as money] Your idea's makin' money. 321 00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:13,187 - My idea was the lemonade, not fortune telling. 322 00:14:13,229 --> 00:14:16,482 This is all you and Colosso. 323 00:14:16,524 --> 00:14:18,900 - But we're making bunny money. 324 00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:21,529 [speaking as money] Bunny money! 325 00:14:21,571 --> 00:14:26,367 - ♪ 326 00:14:26,409 --> 00:14:28,160 - You were right. 327 00:14:28,202 --> 00:14:30,996 I dropped the Lacroix name and the pro shop set me up. 328 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,499 And so did the restaurant. 329 00:14:33,541 --> 00:14:35,959 Steak on a stick! 330 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:37,420 - You're not done yet. 331 00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:41,257 When we win, you are gonna need this. 332 00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:43,551 - A club jacket? 333 00:14:43,593 --> 00:14:46,637 - Huh? - Whoa, it has my name on it. 334 00:14:46,679 --> 00:14:49,306 - This jacket comes with great power, Max. 335 00:14:49,348 --> 00:14:53,519 Observe... - [jacket flapping] 336 00:14:53,561 --> 00:14:55,979 - Whoop. [laughing] See? 337 00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:58,399 - I promise to wield the power responsibly. 338 00:14:58,441 --> 00:15:01,151 - Why? It's not like the rest of us do. 339 00:15:01,193 --> 00:15:03,821 Oh! Oh! 340 00:15:03,863 --> 00:15:06,240 Oh... follow the jacket. 341 00:15:06,282 --> 00:15:08,200 This never gets old. - [laughing] 342 00:15:08,242 --> 00:15:10,160 - Almost there, almost there. 343 00:15:10,202 --> 00:15:11,913 No. 344 00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:14,916 - The grass just keeps growing. 345 00:15:14,957 --> 00:15:16,166 - I need it back, Hank. 346 00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:18,878 - That's fine. I got this. - I need it back! 347 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:21,839 - [explosion] - [buzzing] 348 00:15:21,881 --> 00:15:23,173 - No-o-o-o-o-o! 349 00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:25,426 - [game snaps] 350 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:29,722 - I'm so sorry, Barb. 351 00:15:29,764 --> 00:15:32,057 - Oh, no, it's probably for the best. 352 00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:34,310 We haven't seen the kids all day. 353 00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:37,980 - Oh, my gosh, that's right. We have kids! 354 00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:42,944 - Aw, look at our little man's lemonade business. 355 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:45,112 It's a success. - Oh, hey, guys. 356 00:15:45,154 --> 00:15:46,739 - Where's Billy? 357 00:15:46,781 --> 00:15:49,199 Oh, don't tell me he's a fortune teller. 358 00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:50,952 - Okay, I won't tell you. 359 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:54,914 - Hey, why don't you come back when the line's not so long. 360 00:15:54,956 --> 00:15:57,625 - You can go in front of me. This is my fifth time. 361 00:15:57,667 --> 00:16:00,795 - Oh, aren't you sweet. - Isn't she? 362 00:16:00,837 --> 00:16:05,466 You'd better sleep with one eye open. 363 00:16:05,508 --> 00:16:09,345 - Who calls upon The Great Coloss--ahhhh! 364 00:16:12,723 --> 00:16:16,727 - Okay, everyone, the robot bunny's broken. 365 00:16:16,769 --> 00:16:18,562 Run for your life! 366 00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:20,648 - Nora, what were you thinking? 367 00:16:20,690 --> 00:16:23,108 People can't know we have a talking bunny. 368 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:26,445 - I was just trying to help the lemonade stand make money-- 369 00:16:26,487 --> 00:16:29,072 to share with you guys. 370 00:16:29,114 --> 00:16:30,741 - Well, how much are we talkin'? 371 00:16:30,783 --> 00:16:32,493 - Hank! She's trying to bribe you. 372 00:16:32,535 --> 00:16:35,663 You can't buy yourself out of this, young lady. 373 00:16:35,705 --> 00:16:37,832 - Wait! [zooming] 374 00:16:37,874 --> 00:16:40,083 I'm the young lady you're mad at. 375 00:16:40,125 --> 00:16:41,544 - I'm sorry, what? 376 00:16:41,585 --> 00:16:44,922 - Don't be mad at Nora. This is all my idea. 377 00:16:44,964 --> 00:16:47,216 - BARB and HANK: Really? 378 00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:49,218 - NORA: Really? - BILLY: Really. 379 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:51,971 - Well, Uncle Billy, you're gonna have plenty of time 380 00:16:52,013 --> 00:16:55,391 to come up with new ideas while you're grounded. 381 00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:57,560 - [cell phone beeping] - Oh. 382 00:16:57,601 --> 00:16:58,853 [gasping] 383 00:16:58,895 --> 00:17:01,689 "Lawnmower II: Blades of Fury"! 384 00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:04,191 - We have something to do right now, 385 00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:05,902 but when we get back... 386 00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:07,653 this better be cleaned up! 387 00:17:07,695 --> 00:17:09,363 - HANK: Oh! 388 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,993 - I don't get it. Why'd you take the blame? 389 00:17:14,035 --> 00:17:16,620 - I finally came up with a money-making idea. 390 00:17:16,662 --> 00:17:19,540 Uncle Billy's "Blame It On Billy." 391 00:17:19,582 --> 00:17:22,668 I take the blame and your money. 392 00:17:22,710 --> 00:17:24,837 Five dollars, please? 393 00:17:24,879 --> 00:17:26,296 - Are you kidding me? 394 00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:29,216 I'm gonna give you ten! 395 00:17:29,258 --> 00:17:32,053 I broke mom's favorite vase yesterday. 396 00:17:32,094 --> 00:17:34,597 - No, no, Nora, Uncle Billy 397 00:17:34,638 --> 00:17:38,475 broke mom's favorite vase yesterday. 398 00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:44,023 - ♪ 399 00:17:44,065 --> 00:17:45,190 - [powers zapping] 400 00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,401 - SENATOR: [groaning] 401 00:17:47,443 --> 00:17:49,445 - Senator down! 402 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:54,658 - ♪ 403 00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:55,993 - [powers zapping] 404 00:17:56,035 --> 00:17:58,704 - [racquet clattering] 405 00:17:58,746 --> 00:18:05,044 - ♪ 406 00:18:05,086 --> 00:18:06,837 - [powers zapping] 407 00:18:06,879 --> 00:18:08,714 - [heavy thud] 408 00:18:08,756 --> 00:18:14,553 - ♪ 409 00:18:14,595 --> 00:18:18,181 - [blowing cold air] - [ice crackling] 410 00:18:18,223 --> 00:18:20,768 - Whoa! - [heavy thud] 411 00:18:20,810 --> 00:18:23,938 - ♪ 412 00:18:23,980 --> 00:18:26,189 - [powers zapping] - [heavy thud] 413 00:18:28,859 --> 00:18:31,236 - LINK: Time out. 414 00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:35,365 Phoebe, are you using your powers? 415 00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:38,619 - Pffft. Just my power serve. 416 00:18:38,661 --> 00:18:40,913 Okay, maybe I'm using my powers a little. 417 00:18:40,955 --> 00:18:42,456 But Max is doing it, too. 418 00:18:42,498 --> 00:18:46,460 I know. He just pants'd me. 419 00:18:48,754 --> 00:18:50,673 - Look, I'm sorry. 420 00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:53,509 Like the truth is I am horrible at tennis. 421 00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,344 I just wanted to win so I could join the country club. 422 00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,096 - Well, I wanna hang out with you more, too, 423 00:18:57,138 --> 00:18:58,806 but you shouldn't have to cheat to do it. 424 00:18:58,848 --> 00:19:00,474 - Oh, I know. This was wrong. 425 00:19:00,516 --> 00:19:02,518 You know what? Can we just finish the game the right way? 426 00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,186 - I'd like that. 427 00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:05,729 They do have match point, but...who knows? 428 00:19:05,771 --> 00:19:07,857 - Hey, I don't need superpowers to win. 429 00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:09,608 Time in. 430 00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:10,985 Good always defeats evil. - Nothing can stop us. 431 00:19:11,027 --> 00:19:13,278 - PHOEBE: Hey. Hey. - BOTH: [laughing] 432 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:16,365 - Ooh! Ooh! - [heavy thud] 433 00:19:19,118 --> 00:19:21,453 - Except Thunderslam. 434 00:19:21,495 --> 00:19:22,872 - The winners of the Lacroix Cup-- 435 00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:24,999 Mr. Lacroix and Mr. Thunderman. 436 00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:26,542 - SPECTATORS: [applauding] 437 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:31,547 - BOTH: Oooh! Oooh! Oooh! Yea-a-a-a-h! 438 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:35,092 - Yes! I'm a member! The world is mine! 439 00:19:35,134 --> 00:19:38,137 - Congratulations. - [laughing] 440 00:19:38,179 --> 00:19:40,263 - Congratulations, gentlemen. On behalf of all of us... 441 00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:42,141 - Give me that! 442 00:19:42,183 --> 00:19:44,101 [laughing] 443 00:19:44,143 --> 00:19:46,269 Bow to me, country club employees. 444 00:19:46,311 --> 00:19:50,649 Bow to your new member. 445 00:19:50,691 --> 00:19:53,861 Drummer boy, celebration music! 446 00:19:53,903 --> 00:19:56,488 - [steel drum music] 447 00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:01,493 - [gurgling, sputtering] 448 00:20:01,535 --> 00:20:03,162 Ahhhh! 449 00:20:03,204 --> 00:20:05,915 - [music stops] 450 00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:08,751 - You are acting in an incredibly ugly manner-- 451 00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:12,088 quite frankly, not befitting a member of our club. 452 00:20:12,129 --> 00:20:14,006 - Like you can do anything about it. 453 00:20:14,048 --> 00:20:17,218 Now how about a victory lap? 454 00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,386 Ah, ride, preppy! 455 00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:22,014 - I most certainly will not! 456 00:20:22,056 --> 00:20:24,058 - Uh-huh, you will. 457 00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:26,852 I'm Max Thunderman, best friend of president Lacroix. 458 00:20:26,894 --> 00:20:29,646 - That's impossible. I'm president Lacroix. 459 00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:34,276 - Oh... 460 00:20:34,317 --> 00:20:37,238 Then, uh, who's that guy? 461 00:20:37,279 --> 00:20:41,617 - Ooh, game, set, match, Lacroix. 462 00:20:41,658 --> 00:20:44,078 - That's my brother. He's president-- 463 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,538 of sleeping on my couch. 464 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:50,000 Two weeks has lasted two years! 465 00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:52,962 - I'm tryin' to figure things out! 466 00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:55,839 - Security, get him out of here. 467 00:20:55,881 --> 00:20:57,133 - Yeah, you're right. 468 00:20:57,174 --> 00:20:58,675 We can't have people eatin' out of the garbage 469 00:20:58,717 --> 00:21:00,677 at our country club. 470 00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:02,763 - I meant you. 471 00:21:02,805 --> 00:21:05,182 And take his jacket. - Ah, no, no! 472 00:21:05,224 --> 00:21:08,393 Not my jacket! [yelping] 473 00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:13,523 No! No! 474 00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:27,121 - ♪ 475 00:21:27,163 --> 00:21:28,705 - Goin' out with Link again, huh? 476 00:21:28,747 --> 00:21:30,499 Is he still mad at me? 477 00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:32,835 - Why don't you ask him yourself? 478 00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:34,544 - [arm creaking] 479 00:21:40,176 --> 00:21:43,553 - Now he's over it. 480 00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:46,182 - Max, I told you not to leave your dishes out. 481 00:21:46,223 --> 00:21:47,432 - BILLY: [zooming] 482 00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:51,270 Max didn't do it, Uncle Billy did. 483 00:21:51,312 --> 00:21:53,105 - Billy, what's gotten into you lately? 484 00:21:53,147 --> 00:21:55,149 No TV again tonight. 485 00:21:57,651 --> 00:22:00,612 - A pleasure doing business with you. 486 00:22:00,654 --> 00:22:04,491 - Stick with me, Uncle Billy. I'll make you a very rich man. 487 00:22:10,164 --> 00:22:20,174 - ♪