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Oh. Mwanamke, sawa? Huu!
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Umependa mtu
nani amepata kura wakati huu.
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Ana umri gani? 20?
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Hapana, ana umri wa miaka 30 hivi.
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Unapenda matiti yangu?
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Hujambo? Matiti!
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Ndiyo. Napenda matiti yako.
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Unataka kuja juu yao?
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Hakika. Wacha niondoe hii.
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Kweli, usifanye. Nilipata upele mara ya mwisho.
Wacha tuifanye kutoka nyuma.
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Sawa.
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Mm!
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Nitakuja. Je, utakuja?
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Mm!
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Umeighushi tu?
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Usiwe mjinga.
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- Kwa nini unatazama?
- Nionyeshe kondomu.
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Hakuna njia.
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Yuko wapi mtukutu, Adamu?
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Lo, huko.
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Hii sio bafuni.
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Pole jamani. samahani sana. Mimi, uh...
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-Uh...
- Kulala na mama yangu?
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Sahihi.
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Awkward. Mimi ni Dan.
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- Na wewe ni ...
- Otis.
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Ah...
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Usijali. Mwenye mkono wa kushoto.
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- Mlango wa kwanza upande wako wa kushoto.
- Hongera, dude.
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- Asubuhi, mpenzi.
- Asubuhi.
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- Kahawa?
- Nimepata.
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Toast?
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Um... Labda...
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Lo, nimepata wateja katika dakika chache.
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Oh, Otis, hii ni, um...
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Tumekutana.
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- Kahawa?
- Ndio, tafadhali.
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Una umri gani Dan?
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Nina umri gani... Lo, nina miaka 32.
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Una aina fulani
ya preemptive midlife crisis?
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- Otis...
- Mama, anaendesha pikipiki.
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Nitakupeleka ndani yake,
ukipenda?
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Hapana, asante.
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Je, una kikundi cha Oedipal?
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Kama katika, unamaanisha
nataka kufanya mapenzi na mama yangu?
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- Mm.
- Uh, si kweli.
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- Sio jambo langu kabisa, hilo.
- Puuza tu. Anakutania.
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Otis, ni kawaida kabisa
kwa kijana mdogo
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kuvutiwa ngono
kwa mwanamke mzima.
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Kwa kweli, unaponyanyapaa chaguo lake,
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kisha unakula kwenye simulizi isiyofaa
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juu ya uume katika umri wa kati.
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Ndiyo maana nasema unapaswa
kamwe tarehe shrink, huh?
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Mtaalamu wa ngono na uhusiano,
asante sana.
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Huyo ni mimi.
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Ndio, labda ni lazima, uh,
risasi pia.
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- Asante.
- Sawa.
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- Mm-hm.
- Um...
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Asante kwa kila kitu, Mama.
Ah, Jean. Jean. Hakika Jean.
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Sawa.
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- Natumai kukuona tena, basi, dude.
- Ndio.
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Haiwezekani.
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Mpenzi mpya wa mama yako
ni kubwa moto nata mvua ndoto.
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Ndiyo.
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Mama hafanyi marafiki wa kiume.
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Ah-ah! Je, hao ndio
kwamba kama kufanya hivyo katika mavazi ya wanyama?
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Hapana, anataka avae
kamba-juu. Yeye si kweli ndani yake.
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Ni suala la kawaida la nguvu.
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Lo! Natamani mama yangu angekuwa gwiji wa ngono.
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Niamini, huna.
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Marjorie...
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unaendeleaje na uume wako?
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- Siichukii.
- Ajabu.
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Sawa, tuendelee.
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Kwa hiyo, ulifanya hivyo?
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Usiniambie ulilisongatena.
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Ha-ha!
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- Hukujaribu hata.
- Nimekata tamaa.
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Ni nyingi sana. mimi si...
Sitaki kulizungumzia.
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Namaanisha, tatizo ni nini hasa hapa?
Namaanisha, unaweza hata kupata ngumu?
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Bila shaka naweza.
Mimi si towashi, sawa?
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Mimi tu ... Nasubiri waondoke.
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Sipendi jinsi inavyohisi.
Je, tunaweza kuiacha sasa, tafadhali?
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Hakuna kosa, lakini hiyo ni ya kushangaza sana.
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Super ajabu.
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Mungu wangu, Wasioguswa wana gari.
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Wakati tu ulidhani hawakuweza kupata
hakuna shida zaidi, sasa wana magurudumu!
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Unafikiri Anwar amekuwa akifanya kazi?
Anatazama sana.
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Kwa sababu tu yeye
mashoga wengine pekee katika mwaka wetu,
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- haimaanishi kuwa lazima umpende.
- Ndio, marekebisho.
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Mashoga wengine tu tunaowajua.
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Inaweza kuwa popote.
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Unaangalia nini, El Pervo?
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Umesikia hivyo?
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Aliongea na mimi! Kwa maneno halisi!
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- Alikuita mpotovu wa Uhispania.
- Ah, huu utakuwa mwaka mzuri sana!
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Naweza kuhisi!
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- Je, huyo ni Tom Baker?
- Ndio.
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Kapteni wa Jumuiya ya Warhammer.
Mipira yake hatimaye ikaanguka.
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Ndio, naendelea kukuambia, jamani,
kila mtu amefanya ngono wakati wa kiangazi.
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- Kila mtu isipokuwa wewe.
- Na wewe.
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Samahani, nilitoa kazi za mikono miwili na nusu
kwa yule mtu niliyekutana naye huko Butlin.
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- Kwa nini nusu?
- Tumeingiliwa.
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Karaoke ya mshangao wa kijinga.
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Bado, sio mchezaji haswa.
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Ndio, angalau naweza kugusa uume wangu mwenyewe.
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Nina wasiwasi na wewe jamani.
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Kama, angalia pande zote.
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Kila mtu anafikiria
kuhusu kucheka,
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karibu kuota,
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ama kweli kutetemeka,
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na huwezi hata kuchanja shina lako la maharagwe.
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- Nina wakati wa kutosha.
- Mm, sijui, mtu.
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Kila kitu kinabadilika hapa,
na inabadilika haraka.
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Mfano, hata matumbo ya Maeve Wiley
zimekuwa kubwa zaidi,
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ambayo nilifikiri
ilikuwa haiwezekani kiufundi.
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Wanaonekana sawa kwangu.
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Nilimsikia akimng'ata Simon Furthassle
kwenye scrote,
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na sasa, yote ni mashaka.
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- Kama parachichi ya punguzo.
- Sidhani hiyo ni kweli.
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Nikasikia ananyonya
Vijana 12 ndani ya dakika kumi kwa kuthubutu.
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- Hiyo sio kweli.
- Ni slag gani.
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Angalia nywele hizo za mafuta.
Labda hawezi kumudu shampoo.
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- Au deodorant.
- Nilikuambia.
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Yeye kimsingi ni nympho.
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Huu ni mpaka mpya,
rafiki yangu aliyekandamizwa kingono.
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Nafasi yetu ya kusonga mbele hatimaye
mlolongo wa chakula cha kijamii.
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Tutabadilisha
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kutoka kwa viwavi wa hali ya chini hadi...
nyangumi wauaji wa kushangaza.
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Je, inatubidi?
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Jitayarishe kwa miaka miwili bora
ya maisha yetu.
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samahani.
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Asante, Eric,
kwa uimbaji huo wa wimbo wa shule.
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Ilikuwa...
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ya kutosha.
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Kwa hivyo, mambo machache tu ya kutufanya tuanze.
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Sehemu ya choo nyuma ya ukumbi wa mazoezi
imejaa asbestosi, kwa hivyo, tafadhali, jizuie.
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Kukimbia kwenye korido ni janga...
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- Nilikuambia usifanye.
- Nilitaka kuvutia Bendi ya Swing.
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... hadithi ya
James Cairney na penseli.
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Nimezungumza na mama yake.
Yeye, uh, amepona.
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Walakini, makovu ya kiakili bado yanabaki.
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Somo kwetu sote.
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Kusonga kwa utulivu.
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Ni furaha yangu kubwa
ili kukutambulisha
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kijana wetu mpya kabisa...
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Jackson Marchetti.
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Whoo!
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Tunachukua nafasi.
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Habari, Adam.
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- Msimu mzuri?
- Funga kutomba, Tromboner.
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Nipe ulichonacho.
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- Ni nini kwenye begi?
- Chakula changu cha mchana.
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Unajua hilo, kwa sababu huwa unakula.
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- Nadhani umesahau kitu.
- Ni kesi ya penseli tu.
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Usitoe fuck kuhusu mfuko wako wa penseli.
Curly Wrly.
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Haya jamani. Si Curly Wurly wangu.
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Nipe huyo Curly Wrly...
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au nitakuvunja uso.
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Sawa.
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Aah!
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Ndio, tuonane kesho.
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Shit biskuti.
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- Je, wewe ni mpumbavu kamili?
- Hapana, mimi si.
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Hilo lilikuwa swali la kejeli.
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- Hapa.
- Usiguse shiti yangu.
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- Kujaribu tu kusaidia.
- Usifanye.
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Jamani! Hutakiwi kukimbia
katika barabara ya ukumbi.
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Ilikuwa ni kosa langu. Fuck off, theluji.
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Rack nzuri, Wiley.
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Je, utaniandikia?
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Nitakuacha. Wakati huu.
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Ninakushukuru milele kwa wema wako.
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Kweli, kwa mawazo ya pili ...
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Head Boys wanajulikana sana kilele mapema sana.
Ningeangalia, kama ningekuwa wewe.
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Oh, ndio?
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Nikasema, rafu nzuri, Wiley.
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- Sema tena.
- Nzuri ... ra...
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Ulistahili jambo hilo, jamani.
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Tulia, darasa.
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Tulia. Asante.
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Ah!
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Tunaruka moja kwa moja
ulimwengu wa kimapenzi wa Bard asiyekufa.
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Shakespeare, ni wazi.
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Kazi ya kwanza ya mwaka huu
itakuwa kwenye Unavyopenda.
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Imewekwa katika msitu wa kubuni wa Arden.
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Lo, ni vizuri kwako kujiunga nasi, Adamu.
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Lo, utakuwa ukifanya mawasilisho
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juu ya uhusiano wa Shakespeare
kwa upendo na kujificha.
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Mtu ambaye umeketi karibu naye sasa
atakuwa mshirika wako kwa mradi huo.
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Kwa hivyo ukiangalia karatasi zako tu,
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utapitia
pointi zote tano.
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Nataka mzungumze wawili wawili.
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Tafadhali sikiliza, sawa? Kusikiliza ni muhimu.
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Kwa hivyo, muhtasari wa kazi, um...
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Chunguza njia ambazo Rosalind,
uh, hujaribu upendo wa Orlando kwake
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- katika hatua ya nne ...
- Na wewe ni nani?
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- Um... mimi ni Otis. Ndiyo.
- Kitendo cha nne, tukio la kwanza. Mwonekano...
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- Nadhani sisi ni washirika wa mradi huo.
- Je, wewe ni mpya?
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Hapana, hapana, hapana.
Nimekuwa hapa tangu mwaka wa kwanza.
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- Tulikuwa na kemia pamoja ...
- Chunguza njia
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- Shakespeare anatumia mchezo wa maneno wa kuchekesha...
- ... muhula uliopita.
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- Ulichoma dawati langu.
- ... analogi za michezo na mieleka...
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- Hata hivyo.
- ...kufichua maoni ya wahusika wake
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- juu ya mada ya upendo.
- Labda baadaye tunaweza kukusanyika.
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Najua maktaba iko wazi...
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Sifanyi baada ya masaa, mtoto mpya.
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- Uh, jadili dhana za bahati ...
- Unaishi wapi?
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...na asili kama zinavyotumika kwa Orlando
na, um, na Oliver.
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- 43 Ashford Street.
- Linganisha na utofautishe uhusiano...
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Nitakuwa hapo saa 6:00.
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...Orlando akiwa na Rosalind na Celia.
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Um... Ikiwa una maswali yoyote,
tafadhali, uh, uliza.
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Lakini kile ningependa ufanye ni,
kweli, kwanza, ramani ya mawazo tu.
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Ramani ya mawazo pamoja...
216
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- Um...
- Kuchosha.
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Je! Samahani, hii inachosha?
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Sawa, um...
219
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Ulimwambia Adamu unaishi wapi?
220
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Aliniuliza.
221
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Jamani, mama yako ana mengi
uchafu wa ajabu wa ngono ndani ya nyumba.
222
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Nimefurahiya nayo, ni wazi,
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lakini kama mtu huyo hata anaona Kama Sutra,
ataharibu maisha yako.
224
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- Hatakuwepo nyumbani.
- Oh. Yeye bora asiwe.
225
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Bado ananiita Tromboner.
Imekuwa miaka minne.
226
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Miaka minne.
227
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Ulipata erection kwenye jukwaa,
mbele ya shule nzima.
228
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Ilikuwa nusu!
229
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Jina la utani halina maana hata kidogo.
230
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Ninacheza pembe ya Ufaransa.
231
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Mfilisti kama huyo.
232
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Angalia, atakuwa nyumbani kwangu
kwa saa moja, vilele. Itakuwa sawa.
233
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Unafikiri ubongo wake ni mdogo sana
kwa sababu dick yake ni kubwa sana?
234
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- Hiyo ni hadithi.
- Kweli, sivyo.
235
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Rafiki wa rafiki aliiona mara moja.
236
00:15:43,245 --> 00:15:46,085
Alisema ni saizi ya makopo mawili ya Coke.
Moja juu ya nyingine.
237
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Urefu na upana.
238
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- Huna marafiki wowote. Isipokuwa mimi.
- Sio kwa muda mrefu.
239
00:15:51,285 --> 00:15:54,005
Kwa sababu Adamu anaenda kukuua
katika nyumba yako mwenyewe.
240
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Unafikiria kweli mahali hapa
ina asbesto ndani yake?
241
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sijui.
Kuna njia mbaya zaidi za kwenda, nadhani.
242
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Mungu, ndio. Shangazi yangu aliliwa na nyigu.
243
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Je! Je, alichomwa hadi kufa?
244
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Hapana.
245
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Aliliwa.
246
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Malkia wa Scabby. Mimi kushinda! Mimi kushinda!
247
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Hapana, huna.
Unapaswa kuondokana na malkia.
248
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- Umepoteza, samahani.
- Bado sipati mchezo huu.
249
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Wakabidhi.
250
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Asante.
251
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- Inaendeleaje na Knobzilla?
- Hawezi kuja.
252
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Kwa hivyo, usiku mwingine,
tunaenda, tunaenda na kwenda.
253
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- Na ninapoteza 'shit yangu.
- Na mimi, unajua ...
254
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- Imefika kileleni.
- Ndio.
255
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Lakini yeye, kama ...
256
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- Slipped na imeshuka mtindi?
- Hapana, natamani.
257
00:16:56,925 --> 00:16:57,925
Aliighushi.
258
00:16:58,365 --> 00:16:59,365
Una uhakika?
259
00:17:01,445 --> 00:17:03,085
Sijui ninafanya nini kibaya.
260
00:17:03,965 --> 00:17:05,541
Labda alikuwa na wasiwasi
au kitu.
261
00:17:05,565 --> 00:17:07,765
Ruby na Olivia wanadhani nimtupe.
262
00:17:07,845 --> 00:17:10,325
Wanasema analeta chini
hali yangu ya kijamii, lakini ...
263
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:14,165
Jambo ni kwamba, anaweza kuwa mtamu sana
wakati hakuna mtu anayeangalia.
264
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Sijui kwa nini unasikiliza
kwa wale vichaa.
265
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Ikiwa unampenda, fanya kile unachotaka.
266
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Matiti.
267
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Wananitafuta.
268
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- Asante kwa mchezo.
- Hakuna wasiwasi.
269
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Na mazungumzo.
270
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- Ah, na ...
- Usijali, haujawahi hapa.
271
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- Ta-ra, kijana.
- Tutaonana baadaye, kipenzi.
272
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Hiya!
273
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- Umekuwa wapi?
- Hakuna mahali.
274
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Biolojia ilipita.
275
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Tulidhani ulikuwa unafanya
na mpenzi wako wa nyangumi.
276
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Unajua yeye ni mhalifu, sivyo?
277
00:17:52,045 --> 00:17:54,925
Yuck. Je, hiyo ni ham?
Sisi ni vegan sasa, unakumbuka?
278
00:17:55,005 --> 00:17:56,461
Ah, sawa, ndio, nilisahau.
279
00:17:56,485 --> 00:17:57,685
Umekuwa ukivuta sigara tena?
280
00:17:58,005 --> 00:17:59,405
- Hapana, sijafanya.
- Nzuri.
281
00:17:59,485 --> 00:18:01,445
Kwa sababu uvutaji sigara hakika sio mboga.
282
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Ham yangu.
283
00:18:12,845 --> 00:18:13,845
Je! umepata pesa?
284
00:18:14,965 --> 00:18:16,245
Wewe kuchukua piss?
285
00:18:17,285 --> 00:18:18,445
Ichukue au iache.
286
00:18:27,045 --> 00:18:29,685
- Mwambie mtu yeyote nami nitakulemaza.
- Hii ni bora kuwa A.
287
00:19:11,045 --> 00:19:13,605
- Uko kwa wakati.
- Hii itachukua muda gani, mtoto mpya?
288
00:19:13,885 --> 00:19:15,005
Naam, um...
289
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Tayari nimechoka.
290
00:19:19,685 --> 00:19:21,005
Je! una Nesquik yoyote?
291
00:19:22,165 --> 00:19:23,845
On... Mana tu.
292
00:19:34,205 --> 00:19:35,445
Je! unataka kuachwa?
293
00:19:35,845 --> 00:19:36,845
Um...
294
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Hapana, asante.
295
00:19:47,405 --> 00:19:50,485
- Kwa nini kuna minge kwenye ukuta wako?
- Je! Wapi? Hiyo ni...
296
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Lo...
297
00:19:51,525 --> 00:19:53,125
Hiyo ni orchid tu.
298
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Ni ... Mama yangu anajivunia sana...
299
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mimea na wanyama.
300
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Ooh, uh...
301
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Labda sio ndani, samahani.
302
00:20:02,805 --> 00:20:05,805
Namaanisha, Adamu, tumekuwa tukifanya kazi
kwa nusu saa, hivyo ...
303
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Ndiyo.
304
00:20:06,885 --> 00:20:08,365
Unapaswa kuendelea.
305
00:20:12,165 --> 00:20:14,085
Ni hayo tu,
kutembeza tu korodani...
306
00:20:14,165 --> 00:20:16,925
- Kuna mfuko wa mpira kwenye TV.
- Nzuri.
307
00:20:17,005 --> 00:20:18,885
Pole. Samahani, mimi, uh...
308
00:20:19,125 --> 00:20:21,645
Nilisahau kutoa... DVD yangu nje.
Ni yangu...
309
00:20:22,245 --> 00:20:24,325
- Ni ponografia yangu.
- Shule ya zamani kidogo.
310
00:20:25,885 --> 00:20:28,565
Unapaswa kuingia kwenye Pornhub.
Kuna vitu vingi huko.
311
00:20:28,845 --> 00:20:31,005
Unaweza kutazama pepo wa CGI akitomba farasi.
312
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:34,085
- Hm.
- Ninahitaji kukojoa.
313
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Juu, kulia kwako.
314
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Mtoto mpya!
315
00:22:09,325 --> 00:22:10,485
Adamu?
316
00:22:11,605 --> 00:22:12,605
Ingia hapa!
317
00:22:13,045 --> 00:22:13,925
Lo!
318
00:22:14,005 --> 00:22:15,005
Adamu!
319
00:22:15,805 --> 00:22:17,005
Oh...
320
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- Una shimo la ngono.
- Hapana.
321
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Hapana, hii sivyo. Mimi...
322
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Naweza kueleza. Hii ni ofisi ya mama yangu
na yeye ni tabibu.
323
00:22:26,085 --> 00:22:27,845
- Mtaalamu wa ngono.
- Sijui hiyo ni nini.
324
00:22:28,125 --> 00:22:30,285
Anasaidia watu wenye matatizo ya ngono.
325
00:22:30,725 --> 00:22:32,125
- Yeye ni kahaba.
- Hapana.
326
00:22:32,445 --> 00:22:35,325
- Kama pimp.
- Hapana, hapana, yeye ni kama ... kupungua.
327
00:22:35,605 --> 00:22:38,965
Lakini badala ya kuzungumza juu ya afya ya akili
mambo, anazungumza kuhusu ngono.
328
00:22:39,085 --> 00:22:40,085
Maisha ya ngono ya watu.
329
00:22:40,925 --> 00:22:42,845
Yeye... Anasaidia watu mifupa vizuri zaidi.
330
00:22:43,605 --> 00:22:45,005
Ndiyo, kwa asili.
331
00:22:47,045 --> 00:22:48,285
Angalia, um...
332
00:22:50,165 --> 00:22:52,245
Hukuweza kumwambia mtu yeyote
kuhusu hili, tafadhali?
333
00:22:52,325 --> 00:22:54,605
Otis, mpenzi?
334
00:22:54,685 --> 00:22:56,085
niko nyumbani!
335
00:23:08,445 --> 00:23:10,125
Mm! Mmm...
336
00:23:14,525 --> 00:23:16,925
Mungu, hayo ni mambo yenye nguvu.
337
00:23:18,125 --> 00:23:21,205
Ni shit sugu.
338
00:23:21,725 --> 00:23:23,925
Tayari nina njaa.
339
00:23:24,725 --> 00:23:27,445
Ni wakati wa vitafunio.
340
00:23:35,845 --> 00:23:36,845
Mama yako yuko poa.
341
00:23:37,205 --> 00:23:38,285
Mbona hauko poa?
342
00:23:39,685 --> 00:23:41,605
Na yeye ni moto.
Mbona hukusema alikuwa moto?
343
00:23:42,165 --> 00:23:43,925
Kwa sababu yeye ni mama yangu.
344
00:23:44,005 --> 00:23:46,965
- I mean, umakini, ni wewe iliyopitishwa?
- Hapana.
345
00:23:47,045 --> 00:23:48,845
- Basi kwa nini wewe ni shit sana?
- Adamu.
346
00:23:48,925 --> 00:23:49,925
Ndio?
347
00:23:51,205 --> 00:23:52,765
Je, unavuta sigara kila siku?
348
00:23:53,525 --> 00:23:56,285
Ndiyo. Ndio, siku nyingi, Bi., um...
349
00:23:56,365 --> 00:23:57,685
Oh, niite tu Jean.
350
00:23:58,325 --> 00:24:01,085
Unajua, wamekuwa wakifanya
baadhi ya masomo ya kuvutia na bangi.
351
00:24:01,485 --> 00:24:03,885
Wanaanza kuamka
kwa manufaa yake kiafya.
352
00:24:03,965 --> 00:24:05,645
Ndio? Kama, um...
353
00:24:06,525 --> 00:24:08,405
Jinsi gani hufanya kila kitu kichekeshe?
354
00:24:08,645 --> 00:24:10,685
- Unajua, kama uso wako.
- Mh?
355
00:24:10,765 --> 00:24:12,005
Uko serious sana,
356
00:24:12,685 --> 00:24:14,125
kama ... atlas.
357
00:24:21,845 --> 00:24:26,685
Hata hivyo, imeunganishwa
kwa kutokuwa na uwezo wa mapema.
358
00:24:27,565 --> 00:24:29,005
Hakuna jambo la kuhitimisha bado.
359
00:24:30,285 --> 00:24:32,125
Lakini kuwa makini
kwa kiasi gani unavuta sigara.
360
00:24:32,205 --> 00:24:33,205
Mama...
361
00:24:33,605 --> 00:24:37,285
Ninaleta tu
kwa sababu nina wateja wengi
362
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ambao walikuwa watumiaji wakubwa wa dawa za kulevya katika umri wako,
363
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na sasa wana shida
na utendaji wa ngono.
364
00:24:43,765 --> 00:24:46,565
- Utendaji wa ngono?
- Wana shida kumaliza.
365
00:24:48,965 --> 00:24:50,605
- Kutoa shahawa.
- Hm.
366
00:24:50,845 --> 00:24:52,365
Jizz, mkali.
367
00:24:53,245 --> 00:24:54,085
Maziwa ya mtu!
368
00:24:54,165 --> 00:24:56,365
- Mama, Yesu Kristo!
- Usiwe na shida na hilo.
369
00:24:56,445 --> 00:24:59,045
Nini kinakufanya ufikiri
Je, nina tatizo na hilo?
370
00:24:59,485 --> 00:25:01,565
Sikusema una tatizo na hilo.
371
00:25:03,965 --> 00:25:07,005
- Lakini ikiwa unataka kuzungumza juu yake ...
- Mimi ... Uh, sawa, nitaenda.
372
00:25:07,085 --> 00:25:08,085
Nitaenda.
373
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Sawa, Adamu!
374
00:25:12,085 --> 00:25:14,005
- Nimefurahi kukutana nawe!
- Mama!
375
00:25:14,725 --> 00:25:16,205
Njoo ushiriki tena.
376
00:25:16,965 --> 00:25:19,765
Adamu! Adamu, subiri. Subiri.
377
00:25:19,845 --> 00:25:22,565
Wewe na mama yako ni vituko.
378
00:25:31,165 --> 00:25:33,165
Natumai sikugusa ujasiri.
379
00:25:33,565 --> 00:25:35,965
Rafiki yako ni nyeti sana.
380
00:25:36,205 --> 00:25:37,845
Ooh, mdomo wangu ni kavu sana.
381
00:25:37,925 --> 00:25:40,045
Mama, nimesema mara ngapi
382
00:25:40,125 --> 00:25:42,845
huwezi kuzunguka
kutibu watu usiowajua?
383
00:25:42,925 --> 00:25:45,405
Kizazi chako kinagusa sana.
384
00:25:45,485 --> 00:25:48,485
- Taarifa ni kuwezesha.
- Hapana, imekasirika!
385
00:25:48,685 --> 00:25:51,565
Sawa, tulia, pumua.
386
00:25:51,645 --> 00:25:54,325
Hebu...
387
00:25:54,405 --> 00:25:56,485
Acha nishati hasi ipotee.
388
00:25:59,805 --> 00:26:01,645
Sawa.
389
00:26:05,045 --> 00:26:07,045
Mbili...
390
00:26:10,685 --> 00:26:11,805
Samahani nilipiga kelele.
391
00:26:12,485 --> 00:26:16,365
Na samahani ... ikiwa nimemkasirisha rafiki yako.
392
00:26:20,445 --> 00:26:21,445
Njoo.
393
00:26:30,605 --> 00:26:31,685
Mpendwa...
394
00:26:35,605 --> 00:26:38,125
Nimeona
unajifanya kupiga punyeto
395
00:26:38,205 --> 00:26:40,845
na nilikuwa najiuliza
kama ulitaka kulizungumzia.
396
00:26:42,405 --> 00:26:44,245
Ilikuwa cream ya mkono ambayo iliitoa.
397
00:26:44,325 --> 00:26:47,645
Na, vizuri,
gazeti hilo lilizidi kidogo.
398
00:26:48,285 --> 00:26:52,565
Hata hivyo, nataka ujue hilo
unaweza kuzungumza nami kuhusu chochote.
399
00:26:52,645 --> 00:26:53,845
Hakuna hukumu.
400
00:26:54,205 --> 00:26:55,765
Hapa ni mahali salama.
401
00:26:55,845 --> 00:26:57,405
Hapa si mahali salama, Mama.
402
00:26:57,485 --> 00:27:00,805
Wewe ... unahitaji kuacha kuchambua
kila kitu ninachofanya.
403
00:27:02,165 --> 00:27:05,885
Nitafanya wakati utaacha kuunda
hali za utendaji
404
00:27:05,965 --> 00:27:07,725
ambayo unataka niangalie kwa uwazi.
405
00:27:07,805 --> 00:27:09,765
Sawa.
406
00:27:10,925 --> 00:27:15,085
Ninaenda chumbani kwangu, kwa sababu nina hasira
na ninahitaji nafasi.
407
00:27:15,165 --> 00:27:17,085
Sawa.
408
00:27:17,165 --> 00:27:19,165
Tutalizungumza ukiwa tayari.
409
00:27:22,405 --> 00:27:26,125
Mpenzi! Inasikika sana!
410
00:27:30,205 --> 00:27:31,205
Otis!
411
00:27:32,645 --> 00:27:34,125
Ipunguze!
412
00:27:53,605 --> 00:27:56,021
Eric, njoo umsaidie mama yako.
413
00:27:56,045 --> 00:27:57,525
Chini kwa dakika moja!
414
00:28:14,525 --> 00:28:16,925
Oh-ho-ho!
415
00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:34,365
Je!... unajua?
416
00:28:35,085 --> 00:28:36,845
Ndiyo. Ningekuambia ikiwa sikufanya.
417
00:28:39,085 --> 00:28:41,205
- Unataka nikufukuze nyumbani?
- Hapana.
418
00:28:41,285 --> 00:28:42,165
Unaishi wapi?
419
00:28:42,245 --> 00:28:44,645
- Kwa uaminifu, niko sawa.
- Njoo, wacha nikuendeshe nyumbani.
420
00:28:44,725 --> 00:28:46,165
Tunacheka tu, Jackson.
421
00:28:46,285 --> 00:28:48,245
Hatuhitaji kujua
misimbo ya posta ya kila mmoja.
422
00:28:48,525 --> 00:28:49,605
Tuonane shuleni.
423
00:29:07,525 --> 00:29:09,245
Shh!
424
00:29:10,685 --> 00:29:11,685
Adamu?
425
00:29:20,765 --> 00:29:22,445
Dakika tano zimepita amri ya kutotoka nje.
426
00:29:23,285 --> 00:29:24,445
Pole, Baba.
427
00:29:25,325 --> 00:29:27,765
- Kupoteza wimbo wa wakati.
- Usiruhusu kutokea tena.
428
00:29:29,445 --> 00:29:30,925
Unajua sheria.
429
00:29:39,645 --> 00:29:41,485
Unaweza kuirudisha asubuhi.
430
00:29:50,165 --> 00:29:51,765
- Hello, mpenzi.
- Ooh! Fuck.
431
00:29:52,365 --> 00:29:54,445
Uliingiaje? Lazima uende.
432
00:29:58,605 --> 00:30:00,365
Mkono wako umekauka kidogo.
433
00:30:12,445 --> 00:30:14,285
Je, huwezi hata kupata ugumu sasa?
434
00:30:15,285 --> 00:30:16,725
- Je! mimi ni mbaya sana?
- Ndiyo.
435
00:30:16,805 --> 00:30:19,925
Hapana! Hapana, nilimaanisha hapana. Nilichanganyikiwa.
436
00:30:20,565 --> 00:30:22,005
Sijui kwanini najisumbua.
437
00:30:25,245 --> 00:30:26,725
Naam ... Ondoka nje ya dirisha.
438
00:30:30,525 --> 00:30:31,685
Usiku mwema, Bi. Groff.
439
00:30:32,325 --> 00:30:33,805
Usiku mwema, Mwalimu Mkuu Groff.
440
00:30:34,245 --> 00:30:36,165
Una shida gani?
441
00:30:36,245 --> 00:30:37,925
Adamu, shuka hapa sasa!
442
00:30:46,725 --> 00:30:49,765
Mama yako alizungumza na Adam
kuhusu kumwaga manii?
443
00:30:49,845 --> 00:30:51,765
- Alitumia maneno "maziwa ya mtu."
- Ah, wangu ...
444
00:30:51,845 --> 00:30:54,085
Ni mbaya zaidi kuliko nilivyofikiria.
445
00:30:54,205 --> 00:30:56,525
Hapana, namaanisha... I mean... Ni sawa.
446
00:30:56,605 --> 00:30:58,725
Alikuwa ameoka,
pengine amesahau yote juu yake.
447
00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:00,205
Shit.
448
00:31:00,285 --> 00:31:02,085
Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit ...
449
00:31:02,605 --> 00:31:03,605
Usiangalie.
450
00:31:07,005 --> 00:31:08,485
Angalia unakoenda, fag.
451
00:31:08,565 --> 00:31:11,285
Halo, Adam, unajua chuki ya watu wa jinsia moja
ni hivyo 2008, sawa?
452
00:31:11,725 --> 00:31:12,805
Totes kupita.
453
00:31:19,965 --> 00:31:20,965
Asante, Anwar.
454
00:31:21,365 --> 00:31:22,605
- Sio marafiki zako.
- Sawa.
455
00:31:24,805 --> 00:31:27,005
Unaona? Nilikuambia atasahau.
456
00:31:27,445 --> 00:31:28,445
Ndio...
457
00:32:05,845 --> 00:32:07,245
Ndiyo!
458
00:32:07,325 --> 00:32:08,325
Ninasema tu.
459
00:32:29,925 --> 00:32:31,005
Mkuu, ni wewe.
460
00:32:31,565 --> 00:32:33,605
Ninaipata. Wewe ni mbaya.
461
00:32:34,645 --> 00:32:35,765
Sawa, kwa hivyo...
462
00:32:36,485 --> 00:32:38,085
nini kitakuwa biolojia
463
00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:42,845
sasa ni darasa la dharura la SRE.
464
00:32:43,045 --> 00:32:45,445
Inavyoonekana, kumekuwa na mlipuko
chawa wa sehemu za siri.
465
00:32:46,445 --> 00:32:48,365
Bw. Groff alihisi unahitaji kiboreshaji.
466
00:32:48,685 --> 00:32:50,325
Bahati yangu, huh?
467
00:32:50,605 --> 00:32:53,365
natania. Hii itakuwa kweli
ajabu ajabu.
468
00:32:53,445 --> 00:32:55,085
Mtafanya kazi wawili wawili.
469
00:32:55,285 --> 00:32:56,845
Utahitaji karatasi za kazi,
470
00:32:56,925 --> 00:32:58,245
prophylactics mbili;
471
00:32:58,325 --> 00:33:00,085
na jogoo wa plastiki na mipira.
472
00:33:14,405 --> 00:33:15,405
Um...
473
00:33:22,925 --> 00:33:24,725
Yesu Kristo!
474
00:33:26,965 --> 00:33:27,965
Nini kinafuata?
475
00:33:34,445 --> 00:33:36,845
Lo... Hiyo sio kizinda.
476
00:33:37,485 --> 00:33:39,325
Nadhani najua hymen iko wapi,
lakini asante.
477
00:33:39,445 --> 00:33:42,485
Sawa, ninamaanisha, umekosea kabisa.
478
00:33:43,645 --> 00:33:44,645
Ni nini basi?
479
00:33:46,605 --> 00:33:49,885
Ni tezi za paraurethral.
480
00:33:50,805 --> 00:33:52,645
Prostate ya kike.
481
00:33:53,885 --> 00:33:54,885
Kizinda kiko wapi basi?
482
00:33:58,805 --> 00:33:59,805
Kizinda.
483
00:34:01,005 --> 00:34:02,005
Hm.
484
00:34:08,125 --> 00:34:09,365
Nione baada ya.
485
00:34:12,925 --> 00:34:15,765
Sawa, ndio... Simu ziko mbali, tafadhali!
486
00:34:15,845 --> 00:34:16,885
Simu ziko mbali!
487
00:34:17,765 --> 00:34:18,765
Watu!
488
00:34:19,445 --> 00:34:20,445
Ni nini?
489
00:34:21,165 --> 00:34:22,165
Hakuna kitu.
490
00:34:22,725 --> 00:34:25,045
Kichwa cha uume
ni nyeti sana.
491
00:34:25,405 --> 00:34:28,805
Jisikie huru kuichangamsha
kwa vidole vyako katika mwendo wa mviringo.
492
00:34:28,885 --> 00:34:32,325
Anapokaribia kufika kileleni,
unaweza kuongeza kasi.
493
00:34:32,605 --> 00:34:36,845
Utamsikia akipigapiga mkononi mwako
kama volkano inayokaribia kulipuka.
494
00:34:37,245 --> 00:34:38,565
Angalia hilo!
495
00:34:38,645 --> 00:34:40,245
Huh. Hapa tunaenda.
496
00:34:40,765 --> 00:34:43,565
- Naweza kuhisi. Tazama, inadunda.
- Je, tunaweza kuzima hii, tafadhali?
497
00:34:43,645 --> 00:34:45,125
Kupiga...
498
00:34:46,085 --> 00:34:47,285
Angalia...
499
00:34:47,365 --> 00:34:49,165
Lo, ajabu!
500
00:34:50,125 --> 00:34:51,165
Na kisha anakuja.
501
00:34:54,205 --> 00:34:55,685
Je, unaweza kwenda kuona kama yuko sawa?
502
00:34:56,845 --> 00:34:58,245
Oh, kutomba hivyo.
503
00:34:58,525 --> 00:35:01,285
Sawa, asante kila mtu.
Hiyo ni drama tosha kwa leo.
504
00:35:05,205 --> 00:35:06,685
Ee Mungu wangu.
505
00:35:11,125 --> 00:35:12,165
Je, unataka moja?
506
00:35:19,365 --> 00:35:20,605
Kweli huyo alikuwa mama yako?
507
00:35:21,165 --> 00:35:22,565
Mm. Inaweza kuwa mbaya zaidi.
508
00:35:23,285 --> 00:35:25,045
Angeweza kuwa anapiga
uume halisi.
509
00:35:26,565 --> 00:35:29,125
Ee Mungu. Ndio, nadhani tu
Nitakufa sasa.
510
00:35:29,925 --> 00:35:31,005
Usijali kuhusu hilo.
511
00:35:31,485 --> 00:35:34,405
Akizungumza kama mwanachama wa muda mrefu
wa Klabu ya Moordale Social Pariah,
512
00:35:34,525 --> 00:35:35,725
utaishi.
513
00:35:50,045 --> 00:35:51,725
Lo!
514
00:35:56,365 --> 00:35:57,365
Shit!
515
00:35:57,605 --> 00:35:58,925
Ee Mungu wangu.
516
00:36:01,685 --> 00:36:02,525
- Ondoka!
- Sawa.
517
00:36:02,605 --> 00:36:03,885
- Nzuri.
- Hapana, subiri!
518
00:36:04,685 --> 00:36:05,685
Usiende.
519
00:36:06,245 --> 00:36:07,125
Nisaidie.
520
00:36:07,205 --> 00:36:09,445
Najua ni wewe
nani alituma hiyo video.
521
00:36:09,885 --> 00:36:11,445
- Kwa hiyo?
- Kwa hivyo sitakusaidia.
522
00:36:11,525 --> 00:36:13,845
Tafadhali, mtoto mpya.
Inahisi... kana kwamba italipuka.
523
00:36:13,925 --> 00:36:16,245
- Na sio kwa njia nzuri.
- Kweli, hiyo sio shida yangu.
524
00:36:16,325 --> 00:36:17,325
Hapana, subiri!
525
00:36:18,045 --> 00:36:19,805
Tafadhali, usiende.
526
00:36:19,885 --> 00:36:22,565
- Je, tunapaswa kupata muuguzi?
- Hapana! Hapana, huwezi kumwambia mtu yeyote.
527
00:36:23,365 --> 00:36:25,165
- Ikiwa atakufa au kitu?
- Anakufa?
528
00:36:25,245 --> 00:36:26,245
Adamu...
529
00:36:27,285 --> 00:36:28,285
ulichukua nini?
530
00:36:30,045 --> 00:36:31,045
Viagra.
531
00:36:31,125 --> 00:36:32,125
Viagra ngapi?
532
00:36:33,845 --> 00:36:36,045
Halo, angalia, um...
533
00:36:36,565 --> 00:36:39,285
Fikiria chumba hiki
kama kuta nne za uaminifu.
534
00:36:39,365 --> 00:36:41,485
Chochote unachosema ni sawa.
Hakuna hukumu.
535
00:36:42,725 --> 00:36:44,365
- Viagra tatu.
- Yesu Kristo.
536
00:36:44,445 --> 00:36:46,205
- Ulisema hakutakuwa na hukumu.
- Samahani.
537
00:36:46,285 --> 00:36:49,045
Je, Viagra tatu ni mbaya?
Mwitikio wake ulifanya ionekane kama ni mbaya.
538
00:36:49,125 --> 00:36:51,245
Ninahisi mwepesi na ninaweza kuonja scampi.
539
00:36:51,325 --> 00:36:54,605
- Si ajabu. Unaweza kuzingira ngome.
- Nilisema acha kuiangalia!
540
00:36:54,685 --> 00:36:55,965
Pole! Ni kama mguu wa tatu.
541
00:36:58,565 --> 00:36:59,645
Nini sasa?
542
00:37:01,445 --> 00:37:02,445
Tunasubiri.
543
00:37:07,845 --> 00:37:10,405
- Je!
- Bado kubwa, bado ...
544
00:37:11,885 --> 00:37:12,725
hasira.
545
00:37:12,805 --> 00:37:15,645
- Ulipata wapi hata Viagra kutoka?
- Hakuna biashara yako.
546
00:37:15,725 --> 00:37:17,565
Tafadhali usiniambie umeipata
kutoka kwa baba yako.
547
00:37:20,445 --> 00:37:21,445
sikufanya hivyo.
548
00:37:24,405 --> 00:37:25,325
Kwa nini umeichukua?
549
00:37:25,405 --> 00:37:28,205
sijui.
Umesikia inakupa buzz nzuri.
550
00:37:28,285 --> 00:37:30,445
Unapaswa kujaribu
badala ya kuwa mtu wa kufurahi sana.
551
00:37:30,525 --> 00:37:31,565
Ana matatizo ya figo.
552
00:37:31,605 --> 00:37:34,285
- Ndio? Ungejua nini, Wiley?
- Wasichana wanazungumza, clodpole.
553
00:37:34,485 --> 00:37:35,805
Aimee alisema huwezi kuja.
554
00:37:42,045 --> 00:37:43,165
Ni shinikizo nyingi sana.
555
00:37:45,205 --> 00:37:47,285
- Ni nini?
- Kila mtu anajua nina uume mkubwa.
556
00:37:47,365 --> 00:37:49,125
- Kwa hivyo ulitaka kuifanya iwe kubwa zaidi?
- Hapana.
557
00:37:50,005 --> 00:37:51,565
Nilitaka tu iwe ngumu.
558
00:37:51,645 --> 00:37:54,125
- Kweli, kwa nini unadhani haikuweza?
- Sijui.
559
00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:57,405
Siwezi kuacha kufikiria juu ya vitu
wakati tunapiga.
560
00:37:57,445 --> 00:37:59,645
"Nini kama mimi si mzuri katika hili?
Labda ninafanya vibaya.
561
00:37:59,685 --> 00:38:02,285
Labda anajua ninafanya vibaya.
Je, ikiwa baba yangu ataingia ndani?
562
00:38:02,365 --> 00:38:04,821
Je, ikiwa baba yangu ataingia ndani na ni sawa
wakati napulizia mzigo wangu
563
00:38:04,845 --> 00:38:07,085
na siwezi kuacha,
na anaona uso wangu wa jizz?
564
00:38:07,165 --> 00:38:09,765
- Ikiwa ... "
- Sawa. Um... Ndiyo, hapana, tunaipata.
565
00:38:12,565 --> 00:38:13,725
Sawa.
566
00:38:13,805 --> 00:38:14,805
Naam...
567
00:38:15,965 --> 00:38:20,285
Inaonekana kwangu kama unapitia
wasiwasi fulani wa utendaji.
568
00:38:20,925 --> 00:38:24,805
Labda hadithi zinazozunguka saizi
ya uume wako haisaidii mambo.
569
00:38:24,885 --> 00:38:27,045
Inavutia ukitaja
baba yako.
570
00:38:27,765 --> 00:38:29,501
Vipi kuwa mtoto wa mwalimu mkuu
kukuathiri?
571
00:38:29,525 --> 00:38:31,125
Naam, ni shit, ni wazi.
572
00:38:31,765 --> 00:38:32,605
Endelea.
573
00:38:32,685 --> 00:38:34,741
Kila mtu ananitazama kila wakati.
Kila mtu kama,
574
00:38:34,765 --> 00:38:37,045
"Anakwenda Adam Groff,
mtoto wa mwalimu mkuu.
575
00:38:37,125 --> 00:38:39,965
Ana jogoo mkubwa wa tembo."
Nina hisia.
576
00:38:44,285 --> 00:38:45,325
Nadhani kwamba...
577
00:38:48,725 --> 00:38:50,285
Natamani ningekuwa mtoto wa kawaida.
578
00:38:53,045 --> 00:38:54,485
Na dick ya kawaida.
579
00:38:58,205 --> 00:38:59,325
Na baba wa kawaida.
580
00:39:01,845 --> 00:39:03,125
Nadhani...
581
00:39:03,765 --> 00:39:06,765
kwamba unahitaji kumiliki simulizi yako,
582
00:39:07,125 --> 00:39:08,645
usiruhusu ikudhibiti.
583
00:39:08,725 --> 00:39:11,005
Ndiyo, una kiambatisho kikubwa.
584
00:39:11,365 --> 00:39:14,085
Ndiyo, unaonekana sana shuleni
kutokana na nafasi ya baba yako.
585
00:39:14,605 --> 00:39:16,685
Lakini hakuna uwezekano wa kubadilika.
586
00:39:17,165 --> 00:39:18,365
Lakini mtazamo wako unaweza.
587
00:39:19,645 --> 00:39:20,685
Je, hilo lina maana?
588
00:39:21,165 --> 00:39:22,165
Si kweli.
589
00:39:24,045 --> 00:39:26,805
Haipaswi kujali
mtu yeyote shuleni anafikiria nini.
590
00:39:26,925 --> 00:39:28,125
Wewe ni nani.
591
00:39:28,205 --> 00:39:30,205
Usiruhusu mtu yeyote akuondolee hilo.
592
00:39:30,725 --> 00:39:32,845
Kwa hivyo kila mtu ana makosa, na mimi kimsingi ...
593
00:39:33,965 --> 00:39:34,965
kushangaza.
594
00:39:36,885 --> 00:39:39,805
Jivunie uume wako na urithi wako.
595
00:39:40,085 --> 00:39:41,845
Maana wala hawaendi popote.
596
00:39:42,285 --> 00:39:43,845
Unapaswa kufanya kazi na kile ulicho nacho.
597
00:39:53,485 --> 00:39:54,885
Inashuka, mtoto mpya.
598
00:39:56,445 --> 00:39:57,445
Asante Mungu.
599
00:40:00,925 --> 00:40:03,485
Uh, hautamwambia mtu yeyote kuhusu hili,
utaweza?
600
00:40:04,165 --> 00:40:06,165
Ulisema jambo hilo kuhusu
kuta nne za uaminifu.
601
00:40:06,285 --> 00:40:07,445
Hatutamwambia mtu yeyote.
602
00:40:07,725 --> 00:40:10,285
Ukimwacha rafiki yangu Eric peke yake.
603
00:40:11,445 --> 00:40:13,525
- Kwa nzuri.
- Tromboner?
604
00:40:13,765 --> 00:40:14,765
Ni chaguo lako.
605
00:40:15,845 --> 00:40:16,845
Sawa.
606
00:40:18,045 --> 00:40:19,805
Nadhani una deni la Otis kuomba msamaha.
607
00:40:23,125 --> 00:40:26,605
Samahani kwa kutuma video kote,
lakini mama yako...
608
00:40:27,685 --> 00:40:29,325
kweli imeingia kichwani mwangu, mtoto mpya.
609
00:40:30,165 --> 00:40:31,445
Yeye ni kama aina fulani ya ...
610
00:40:32,645 --> 00:40:33,645
mchawi sexy.
611
00:40:42,165 --> 00:40:43,405
Naam, hiyo haikuwa ya kawaida.
612
00:40:46,285 --> 00:40:47,645
Tukutane karibu, Otis.
613
00:41:01,805 --> 00:41:04,685
Je, unadhani Mwalimu Mkuu Groff
iko vizuri pia?
614
00:41:05,245 --> 00:41:06,725
Vegan ya mtindi, sivyo?
615
00:41:16,005 --> 00:41:18,445
Habari!
616
00:41:18,525 --> 00:41:20,325
Je, ninaweza kuwa na usikivu wa kila mtu, tafadhali?
617
00:41:23,045 --> 00:41:24,165
Nina kitu cha kusema.
618
00:41:24,685 --> 00:41:27,645
Jina langu ni Adam Groff.
Mwalimu Mkuu Groff ni baba yangu.
619
00:41:28,045 --> 00:41:30,605
Ambayo ni ya ajabu,
kwa sababu mimi ni shit sana shuleni.
620
00:41:32,885 --> 00:41:34,525
Na hii...
621
00:41:36,085 --> 00:41:37,285
Hii ni Dick yangu.
622
00:41:43,845 --> 00:41:44,845
Hapana.
623
00:41:45,405 --> 00:41:46,725
Ndiyo, ni kubwa.
624
00:41:48,045 --> 00:41:49,981
- Ah, Mungu wangu.
- Lakini nimefanya googling.
625
00:41:50,005 --> 00:41:52,485
- Ah, Mungu wangu.
- Na ni kweli tu juu ya wastani
626
00:41:52,565 --> 00:41:55,405
kwa mujibu wa takwimu za watu wazima duniani kote.
627
00:41:56,565 --> 00:41:57,565
Kwa hivyo, ndio.
628
00:41:58,045 --> 00:42:00,165
Huyo ni mimi.
629
00:42:00,845 --> 00:42:01,925
Na hiyo ni Dick yangu.
630
00:42:13,965 --> 00:42:15,605
Inabidi uachane naye.
631
00:42:16,285 --> 00:42:17,485
Ndiyo, ninafanya.
632
00:42:26,205 --> 00:42:27,525
Sina budi kukuambia kitu.
633
00:42:32,045 --> 00:42:33,045
Ninamiliki simulizi yangu.
634
00:42:33,125 --> 00:42:35,701
Ninamiliki simulizi yangu!
635
00:42:47,885 --> 00:42:50,005
Niliimiliki!
636
00:42:55,845 --> 00:42:58,445
Karibu tena, rafiki wa zamani.
Jinsi nilivyokukosa.
637
00:43:01,125 --> 00:43:03,045
Ulitaka kuzungumza juu ya nini?
638
00:43:05,165 --> 00:43:06,605
Tunapaswa kuvunja.
639
00:43:08,645 --> 00:43:11,005
- Tulifanya ngono tu.
- Ndio.
640
00:43:11,325 --> 00:43:12,965
Nilitaka kuifanya mara ya mwisho.
641
00:43:13,645 --> 00:43:15,165
Kwa, kama, kumbukumbu.
642
00:43:16,285 --> 00:43:17,805
Lakini sielewi.
643
00:43:18,885 --> 00:43:20,085
Nilidhani ni mimi.
644
00:43:21,005 --> 00:43:22,445
Lakini hakika ni wewe.
645
00:43:23,045 --> 00:43:25,205
- Ni nini?
- Kila kitu.
646
00:43:26,925 --> 00:43:29,485
Kila kitu kuhusu sisi sio sawa.
647
00:43:30,765 --> 00:43:31,845
Pole.
648
00:43:32,685 --> 00:43:33,965
Lakini imekwisha.
649
00:43:42,485 --> 00:43:45,125
Adam Groff
tafadhali kwa ofisi ya mwalimu mkuu.
650
00:43:48,045 --> 00:43:50,245
Adam Groff
tafadhali kwa ofisi ya mwalimu mkuu.
651
00:43:55,485 --> 00:43:56,765
Na asante kwa kuja.
652
00:44:04,405 --> 00:44:06,485
Je, una wazo lolote umefanya?
653
00:44:08,405 --> 00:44:11,725
Nimekuwa na wazazi wengi wanaonitisha
kuwatoa watoto wao shuleni.
654
00:44:11,805 --> 00:44:15,605
Walikuwa wanaenda kukutoza
uchafu wa umma kama singeingilia kati.
655
00:44:17,565 --> 00:44:19,125
Kuzuiliwa kwa muda uliosalia.
656
00:44:19,205 --> 00:44:20,925
- Je! Baba...
- Umenisikia.
657
00:44:21,645 --> 00:44:22,645
Sasa toka nje.
658
00:44:24,565 --> 00:44:26,285
Siwezi hata kuvumilia kukutazama.
659
00:44:34,125 --> 00:44:35,685
Niliachana na Adam.
660
00:44:36,005 --> 00:44:37,925
- Bado hakuweza kuja?
- Hapana, alifanya.
661
00:44:38,365 --> 00:44:39,645
Tulifanya ngono kwaheri.
662
00:44:40,085 --> 00:44:43,405
Jambo ni kwamba, shule ni ngumu vya kutosha
bila kuwa na tarehe halisi ya flasher.
663
00:44:43,845 --> 00:44:46,021
Nahitaji kupata mtu
inakubalika zaidi kijamii...
664
00:44:46,045 --> 00:44:48,165
- Rudisha nyuma, alikuja?
- Ndio.
665
00:44:48,725 --> 00:44:51,525
Ilikuwa kama kitu kimebofya
katika ubongo wake. Boom!
666
00:46:05,405 --> 00:46:06,405
Hapana!
667
00:46:08,445 --> 00:46:10,885
Haraka zaidi! Haraka zaidi!
668
00:46:10,965 --> 00:46:12,965
Haraka zaidi! Lo, oh!
669
00:46:13,045 --> 00:46:15,645
Usisimame! Usisimame! Usisimame!
670
00:46:15,725 --> 00:46:18,085
- Sawa! Nzuri! Endelea!
- Ndiyo! Ndiyo!
671
00:46:18,165 --> 00:46:20,165
Usi... usi...
672
00:46:20,245 --> 00:46:22,526
Usisimame! Usisimame!
673
00:46:56,165 --> 00:46:57,165
Lo!
674
00:46:57,285 --> 00:46:58,365
Pole sana.
675
00:46:58,445 --> 00:46:59,765
Hili si bafuni.
676
00:46:59,845 --> 00:47:01,485
Hapana, hii sio bafuni.
677
00:47:01,565 --> 00:47:03,005
Mimi ni Harry, kwa njia.
678
00:47:14,365 --> 00:47:16,085
- Mama.
- Ndio, mpenzi?
679
00:47:16,965 --> 00:47:18,325
Siwezi kupiga punyeto.
680
00:47:21,125 --> 00:47:22,405
Mpendwa, nimefurahi wewe ...
681
00:47:22,485 --> 00:47:24,845
Siwezi kupiga punyeto.
Lakini sitaki kulizungumzia.
682
00:47:25,445 --> 00:47:26,645
Ninashughulika nayo peke yangu.
683
00:47:28,125 --> 00:47:29,685
Asante kwa kuniambia.
684
00:47:36,605 --> 00:47:38,365
Ndio, nadhani afadhali niondoke pia.
685
00:47:39,085 --> 00:47:41,045
Nadhani hiyo labda ni bora zaidi.
686
00:47:51,805 --> 00:47:55,965
Naam, zimesalia siku 376 tu za kidato cha sita.
687
00:47:56,045 --> 00:47:57,325
Ndiyo!
688
00:47:57,405 --> 00:48:00,205
Nilidhani hii ilipaswa kuwa
miaka miwili bora ya maisha yetu.
689
00:48:00,285 --> 00:48:02,045
Angalau umempata Adamu
kuniacha peke yangu.
690
00:48:02,125 --> 00:48:03,765
Asante sana kwa hilo jamani.
691
00:48:04,645 --> 00:48:06,445
- Tulikuwa na mpango.
- Ndio, ushauri wako ulikuwa shit.
692
00:48:06,525 --> 00:48:07,965
Rafiki yangu wa kike ameachana nami.
693
00:48:08,045 --> 00:48:10,005
Kila mtu ana picha
ya Dick yangu kubwa nzuri.
694
00:48:11,005 --> 00:48:12,005
Dili imezimwa.
695
00:48:13,325 --> 00:48:14,365
Tuonane baadaye...
696
00:48:15,085 --> 00:48:16,085
Tromboner.
697
00:48:21,965 --> 00:48:23,965
Unaona? Ndio maana unavaa kofia kila wakati.
698
00:48:27,165 --> 00:48:29,645
Um, Maeve Wiley's
kuja moja kwa moja hapa.
699
00:48:29,725 --> 00:48:32,925
Anatembea kihalisi
moja kwa moja kwetu kwa kusudi.
700
00:48:34,125 --> 00:48:36,005
Ah, Otis. Otis! Otis.
701
00:48:36,085 --> 00:48:38,085
- Sawa, yuko hapa.
- Kofia nzuri.
702
00:48:38,765 --> 00:48:40,765
Ni tu, usalama kwanza.
703
00:48:40,885 --> 00:48:42,205
Je, ninaweza kuzungumza nawe kwa sekunde?
704
00:48:44,605 --> 00:48:47,165
Oh, unataka mimi ...
Unataka niende?
705
00:48:47,485 --> 00:48:49,085
- Ndio.
- Ah, nzuri.
706
00:48:50,125 --> 00:48:51,245
Nitasema tu, um...
707
00:48:52,165 --> 00:48:53,805
basi, niondoke?
708
00:49:02,605 --> 00:49:04,925
Ulitaka kuzungumza nini?
709
00:49:06,765 --> 00:49:07,885
Unawaona hao wawili huko?
710
00:49:08,205 --> 00:49:11,205
Yule aliye upande wa kulia hajawahi kuwa
katika uhusiano wa wasagaji hapo awali.
711
00:49:11,285 --> 00:49:13,245
Anaogopa sana
ya uke wa mpenzi wake mpya.
712
00:49:14,365 --> 00:49:15,245
Unamwona?
713
00:49:15,325 --> 00:49:18,445
Yeye anaamini kwamba flicking maharagwe
inaweza kufanya clit yake kuanguka mbali.
714
00:49:18,685 --> 00:49:21,565
Anajichukia.
Lakini yeye hawezi tu kuacha kutamani.
715
00:49:22,485 --> 00:49:23,685
Je, unawaona?
716
00:49:24,205 --> 00:49:26,725
Ndio, hakika anampa kila mtu
chawa za sehemu za siri.
717
00:49:27,005 --> 00:49:28,325
Una uhakika gani?
718
00:49:29,445 --> 00:49:31,805
Wanafunzi wa shule hii
nahitaji msaada wako, Otis.
719
00:49:32,485 --> 00:49:33,485
Na tunahitaji pesa zao.
720
00:49:34,005 --> 00:49:36,781
Kwa kweli sijafanyia kazi maelezo
bado, lakini niko vizuri na nambari, kwa hivyo,
721
00:49:36,805 --> 00:49:39,525
Nitashughulika na mwisho wa biashara
na unaweza kufanya tiba.
722
00:49:39,605 --> 00:49:41,541
Tutatoza kwa kila miadi
na kugawanya pesa.
723
00:49:41,565 --> 00:49:43,485
- Tiba?
- Ndio, matibabu ya ngono.
724
00:49:44,045 --> 00:49:46,245
Una zawadi.
Itakuwa ni kutowajibika kuipoteza.
725
00:49:46,845 --> 00:49:51,085
- Angalia jinsi ulivyomsaidia Adamu.
- Lakini sikufanya. Ananichukia sasa.
726
00:49:51,165 --> 00:49:52,405
Alikuja,Otis.
727
00:49:53,045 --> 00:49:55,125
Maneno yako yalimfanya aje.
728
00:49:56,765 --> 00:49:57,845
Aina ya.
729
00:50:00,285 --> 00:50:02,405
Angalia, sina siku nzima.
Uko ndani au nje?
730
00:50:03,245 --> 00:50:05,645
-Uh...
- Sawa, sawa. Usijali kuhusu hilo.
731
00:50:10,405 --> 00:50:12,485
Uh... Sawa. Maeve!
732
00:50:12,565 --> 00:50:13,565
Subiri! Subiri!
733
00:50:17,325 --> 00:50:18,325
niko ndani!