1 00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:04,582 - Five p.m. Tuesday. - Rehearsal. 2 00:00:04,583 --> 00:00:06,124 Two p.m. Thursday. 3 00:00:06,125 --> 00:00:08,332 A class, then work, then rehearsal. 4 00:00:08,333 --> 00:00:09,874 - Seven a.m. Tuesday? - Practice. 5 00:00:09,875 --> 00:00:12,082 Seven a.m. Wednesday? Also practice. 6 00:00:12,083 --> 00:00:13,874 See? This is why I told you I can't help you. 7 00:00:13,875 --> 00:00:16,624 - You're busy, I'm busy. - That's fine, we'll make it work. 8 00:00:16,625 --> 00:00:18,582 The pop showcase needs to be my top priority. 9 00:00:18,583 --> 00:00:20,124 Well, passing this class is mine. 10 00:00:22,291 --> 00:00:23,707 - Give me your phone. - What? 11 00:00:23,708 --> 00:00:24,750 Just… 12 00:00:25,500 --> 00:00:26,875 Thanks. 13 00:00:27,458 --> 00:00:28,541 Thank you. 14 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,832 All right. Nine p.m. tonight. 15 00:00:31,833 --> 00:00:34,124 After "The sounds of wind and fog." 16 00:00:34,125 --> 00:00:35,790 Is that a class or a haiku? 17 00:00:35,791 --> 00:00:38,374 It's a class. I want to be a film composer. 18 00:00:38,375 --> 00:00:39,250 Oh. 19 00:00:39,875 --> 00:00:40,957 That's cool. 20 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:42,165 All right, phone? 21 00:00:42,166 --> 00:00:43,333 Hold on. 22 00:00:45,791 --> 00:00:46,791 Nice. 23 00:00:47,875 --> 00:00:49,499 Okay, now you have my number. 24 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:52,290 I sent myself a text, so I have yours. 25 00:00:52,291 --> 00:00:53,458 Oh, and actually… 26 00:00:55,375 --> 00:00:57,082 Whoa! Easy. 27 00:00:57,083 --> 00:00:59,707 Wellsy, you're gonna have to loosen up if we're dating. 28 00:00:59,708 --> 00:01:01,624 - It's Hannah. - I like Wellsy. 29 00:01:01,625 --> 00:01:03,415 We're gonna have to take that again. 30 00:01:03,416 --> 00:01:04,582 Okay, no, we don't. 31 00:01:04,583 --> 00:01:06,165 You can't just kiss me out of the blue. 32 00:01:06,166 --> 00:01:07,874 Actually, you can't kiss me at all. 33 00:01:07,875 --> 00:01:09,999 If we're gonna be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing. 34 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,749 I just met you. 35 00:01:11,750 --> 00:01:13,416 So, what are we gonna do? Hold hands? 36 00:01:13,916 --> 00:01:14,957 I mean… 37 00:01:14,958 --> 00:01:17,874 I mean, heh, it's cute, but it's not gonna work. 38 00:01:17,875 --> 00:01:20,540 - Well, why not? - Because we have to make him jealous. 39 00:01:20,541 --> 00:01:23,290 And no guy gets jealous about holding hands. 40 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:24,915 We'll agree to disagree. 41 00:01:24,916 --> 00:01:27,165 You seriously think that's gonna get Justin's attention? 42 00:01:27,166 --> 00:01:29,415 Just walk down the hall holding hands? 43 00:01:29,416 --> 00:01:31,207 Problem is, I don't do girlfriends. 44 00:01:31,208 --> 00:01:32,915 Everyone that follows Fifth Line knows that. 45 00:01:32,916 --> 00:01:35,125 Am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is? 46 00:01:35,875 --> 00:01:37,249 How have you never… 47 00:01:37,250 --> 00:01:39,416 It's the Briar gossip account. 48 00:01:40,291 --> 00:01:41,999 Like, mostly hockey team shit. 49 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:44,415 Oh, because your lives are so interesting? 50 00:01:44,416 --> 00:01:45,999 I mean, yeah, kinda. 51 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:48,832 Trust me, if we're gonna convince Justin, we gotta convince Jules. 52 00:01:48,833 --> 00:01:49,999 Who? 53 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,332 My best friend's younger sibling. They run the account. 54 00:01:52,333 --> 00:01:55,499 If Jules believes we're real, we make it onto Fifth Line. 55 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:57,999 - And if we make it onto Fifth Line-- - No, okay, I get it. 56 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,083 But why can't we just tell Jules? Get them in on it? 57 00:02:00,875 --> 00:02:02,665 They don't do fake gossip. 58 00:02:02,666 --> 00:02:04,540 For this plan to work, 59 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:06,583 we have to sell it. 60 00:02:07,666 --> 00:02:09,374 Classic first period strategy. 61 00:02:09,375 --> 00:02:11,332 ♪So one, two, three take my hand and come with me ♪ 62 00:02:11,333 --> 00:02:13,874 ♪Because you look so fine that I really wanna make you mine ♪ 63 00:02:13,875 --> 00:02:16,415 Maintain possession of the puck and establish a rhythm. 64 00:02:16,416 --> 00:02:18,707 Throw your opponent off his game, get the crowd on your side. 65 00:02:18,708 --> 00:02:20,249 Wait, sorry, I'm the puck? 66 00:02:20,250 --> 00:02:22,125 It's a metaphor, Wellsy. Who's the tutor here? 67 00:02:22,833 --> 00:02:24,874 Okay, whatever. Is there a phase two? 68 00:02:24,875 --> 00:02:26,083 Offensive zone pressure. 69 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:30,207 Find opportunities to crash the crease and look for rebounds. 70 00:02:30,208 --> 00:02:33,165 Sure. Crash. Crease. Rebounds. Totally. 71 00:02:33,166 --> 00:02:35,082 We showboat our relationship 72 00:02:35,083 --> 00:02:37,624 in front of crowds, in front of Justin, 73 00:02:37,625 --> 00:02:40,624 and especially in front of Jules, whenever we can. 74 00:02:40,625 --> 00:02:41,874 And phase three? 75 00:02:41,875 --> 00:02:43,665 We break up, you cry. 76 00:02:43,666 --> 00:02:45,374 You expect me to cry over you? 77 00:02:45,375 --> 00:02:46,624 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 78 00:02:46,625 --> 00:02:49,290 Wellsy, this fake relationship is going to destroy you. 79 00:02:49,291 --> 00:02:51,874 I mean, your life will never be the same again. 80 00:02:51,875 --> 00:02:54,457 And then, Justin will swoop in 81 00:02:54,458 --> 00:02:55,790 and pick up all the pieces. 82 00:02:55,791 --> 00:02:58,165 You're gonna fake cry over me, too, right? 83 00:02:58,166 --> 00:02:59,415 Oh, I'll be inconsolable. 84 00:02:59,416 --> 00:03:00,833 Well, that part I like. 85 00:03:02,291 --> 00:03:04,875 You gotta admit, it's kind of genius. 86 00:03:10,291 --> 00:03:12,583 So, when do we start? 87 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:16,375 ♪I said, are you gonna be my girl ♪ 88 00:03:32,833 --> 00:03:34,166 Pause it, guys. 89 00:03:36,250 --> 00:03:37,624 Hi. I'm… 90 00:03:37,625 --> 00:03:38,915 Hannah, right? 91 00:03:38,916 --> 00:03:39,999 Garrett's tutor? 92 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:42,708 Yeah, sorry it took me so long. No one ever really knocks. 93 00:03:44,958 --> 00:03:47,083 Dude, I told you to pause it. 94 00:03:48,083 --> 00:03:50,499 - There's no pausing in hockey. - Bullshit. 95 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:52,207 You get gassed after, like, a minute. 96 00:03:52,208 --> 00:03:54,624 You guys take pauses all the time. I'm the one out there all the time. 97 00:03:54,625 --> 00:03:56,415 To be fair, you just stay in one spot. 98 00:03:57,875 --> 00:03:59,582 You gotta work on your transitions, bro. 99 00:03:59,583 --> 00:04:01,540 Honestly, I'm doing better without you, so… 100 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:03,625 Fuck you. I'm carrying your ass. 101 00:04:04,916 --> 00:04:05,750 Hey. 102 00:04:06,916 --> 00:04:07,915 I'm Jules. 103 00:04:07,916 --> 00:04:09,708 Pillow chucker's sibling. 104 00:04:12,666 --> 00:04:14,999 Who are you? What's your deal? 105 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,915 Careful, don't tell Jules anything you don't want the whole school knowing. 106 00:04:17,916 --> 00:04:19,458 I only report the facts. 107 00:04:21,750 --> 00:04:22,833 Wellsy. 108 00:04:23,791 --> 00:04:24,666 Hey. 109 00:04:27,166 --> 00:04:28,500 We can study in my room. 110 00:04:30,708 --> 00:04:32,666 Uh, down here is fine. 111 00:04:33,583 --> 00:04:35,625 No, no, it's better up there. No worries. 112 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:44,625 Jules. 113 00:04:48,916 --> 00:04:51,290 Semi-nudity was not part of the deal. 114 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:55,290 Oh, please. Don't flatter yourself. It's for Jules' benefit, not yours. 115 00:04:55,291 --> 00:04:57,499 Dean, dude, 116 00:04:57,500 --> 00:04:59,415 I told you to shut your fucking door, man. 117 00:04:59,416 --> 00:05:01,040 We have company. 118 00:05:01,041 --> 00:05:02,082 Sorry about him. 119 00:05:02,083 --> 00:05:03,457 He's a heathen. 120 00:05:03,458 --> 00:05:04,666 This is me. 121 00:05:20,625 --> 00:05:21,875 Okay, uh, 122 00:05:22,458 --> 00:05:24,165 for your oral presentation, 123 00:05:24,166 --> 00:05:27,249 you're gonna have to argue the viewpoints of one of our first unit philosophers 124 00:05:27,250 --> 00:05:29,499 and how they relate to modern society. 125 00:05:31,833 --> 00:05:33,541 What was that? 126 00:05:34,333 --> 00:05:36,916 Oh, nothing. Just a snap from a puck bunny. 127 00:05:37,541 --> 00:05:40,375 - Is that what you actually call women? - They call themselves that. 128 00:05:40,958 --> 00:05:43,125 Wait, are people gonna think I'm a puck bunny? 129 00:05:43,625 --> 00:05:45,582 No one is going to think you are a puck bunny. 130 00:05:47,125 --> 00:05:49,249 Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche. 131 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,666 Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes. 132 00:05:55,958 --> 00:05:59,582 Nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual. 133 00:05:59,583 --> 00:06:01,290 God is dead, or whatever. 134 00:06:01,291 --> 00:06:04,665 Kant, on the other hand, was trying to find what morality was itself. 135 00:06:04,666 --> 00:06:08,375 What the duties and obligations of the individual were to begin with. 136 00:06:11,375 --> 00:06:13,540 If you know that already, why do you need my help? 137 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:15,416 Well, I mean, memorizing is easy, right? 138 00:06:16,125 --> 00:06:18,249 What I don't understand is how 139 00:06:18,250 --> 00:06:22,374 they can be saying different things and both still be right. 140 00:06:22,375 --> 00:06:24,749 It's not about being right. 141 00:06:24,750 --> 00:06:26,540 Oh, my God. 142 00:06:28,708 --> 00:06:29,791 Okay. 143 00:06:31,791 --> 00:06:33,833 This is Garrett's tutor. 144 00:06:35,083 --> 00:06:37,666 Please leave him alone. He'll fuck you later. 145 00:06:38,333 --> 00:06:41,124 Damn. Now I have to fuck her later. 146 00:06:41,125 --> 00:06:43,958 Oh, only if you believe in obligations. 147 00:06:47,333 --> 00:06:48,624 You want my head where? 148 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:50,458 Just in between my, uh… 149 00:06:51,708 --> 00:06:53,415 Hey, is that even your head? 150 00:06:53,416 --> 00:06:56,000 Doesn't matter. I'm not doing August 19th. 151 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:58,333 All right. Uh… 152 00:07:00,208 --> 00:07:02,499 Ooh! June 28th is kind of hot. 153 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:03,874 You can do a back bend? 154 00:07:03,875 --> 00:07:05,875 No, you're doing the back bend. 155 00:07:07,333 --> 00:07:09,999 I don't know about this. 156 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,207 Okay. Um, yeah. 157 00:07:12,208 --> 00:07:14,290 - I'll just find a better one. - No, I-- 158 00:07:14,291 --> 00:07:16,999 I mean any of this. 159 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,708 The calendar, the sex positions. 160 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:22,416 Do you not like what we've been doing? 161 00:07:23,458 --> 00:07:27,041 No, I just, like, thought it might be fun to try something different. 162 00:07:28,375 --> 00:07:31,458 You know, I just-- After two years, I don't want us getting boring. 163 00:07:33,666 --> 00:07:34,915 Our sex is boring? 164 00:07:34,916 --> 00:07:36,915 No, no. I didn't-- 165 00:07:36,916 --> 00:07:40,207 We're just a little predictable, is all. 166 00:07:40,208 --> 00:07:43,499 I mean, like, we do the same things, and we see the same people, 167 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:45,749 and we break up and get back together. 168 00:07:45,750 --> 00:07:48,915 Like, I'm just trying to shake us out of our routine here. 169 00:07:48,916 --> 00:07:50,916 I like our routine. 170 00:07:51,791 --> 00:07:54,958 Okay, not the break-up part, but the rest of it is… 171 00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:57,790 We see the same people because we're in college. 172 00:07:57,791 --> 00:08:00,374 We eat at the same places because we're in college. 173 00:08:00,375 --> 00:08:02,540 Life's not gonna be like this forever, Al. 174 00:08:02,541 --> 00:08:05,624 Yeah, so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor 175 00:08:05,625 --> 00:08:07,207 and make out in the back of an Uber. 176 00:08:07,208 --> 00:08:09,750 - We're not those people. - No, but we could be. 177 00:08:10,458 --> 00:08:11,833 Right? 178 00:08:13,375 --> 00:08:16,500 I mean… don't you want more? 179 00:08:22,791 --> 00:08:24,625 Okay, let me see August 19th again. 180 00:08:27,666 --> 00:08:29,750 No. No, it's fine. Fine. 181 00:08:30,958 --> 00:08:32,458 The usual stuff is fine. 182 00:08:35,708 --> 00:08:37,290 I can put a pillow under your butt. 183 00:08:37,291 --> 00:08:39,541 You said that felt good last time, right? 184 00:08:41,041 --> 00:08:42,415 Yeah. 185 00:08:42,416 --> 00:08:43,833 Yeah, let's just do that. 186 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:05,915 Okay, what did we love about Hannah's piece? 187 00:09:08,541 --> 00:09:11,415 Come on. It's Hannah's first time going for the pop showcase. 188 00:09:11,416 --> 00:09:13,290 How do we help make it stronger? 189 00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:15,875 We're classical comp majors. We don't do pop. 190 00:09:16,416 --> 00:09:18,832 I commend your intellectual flexibility. 191 00:09:18,833 --> 00:09:19,875 Truly. 192 00:09:20,375 --> 00:09:21,625 Anyone? 193 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,082 It's a nice melody. 194 00:09:24,083 --> 00:09:25,707 There we go. Thank you. 195 00:09:25,708 --> 00:09:27,790 - Aren't there lyrics? - I haven't finished it yet. 196 00:09:27,791 --> 00:09:30,958 Hannah. Just, uh, try to listen. 197 00:09:34,375 --> 00:09:35,790 Okay. 198 00:09:35,791 --> 00:09:40,165 I think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism. 199 00:09:40,166 --> 00:09:43,582 Honestly, sounds a lot like Hannah's film score work. 200 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:45,375 Background music for someone else's story. 201 00:09:45,958 --> 00:09:48,040 Like you're afraid to really get under the surface 202 00:09:48,041 --> 00:09:49,541 of what the song wants to be about. 203 00:09:53,291 --> 00:09:55,333 Just write, Hannah. 204 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:58,707 I am sure it went better than you think it did. 205 00:09:58,708 --> 00:10:00,125 No, it really didn't. 206 00:10:01,416 --> 00:10:03,207 Cutting it close, Mr. Graham. 207 00:10:03,208 --> 00:10:06,708 Sorry. Had to stop and grab coffee for my girl. 208 00:10:12,583 --> 00:10:13,832 What's in this? 209 00:10:13,833 --> 00:10:16,249 I think you meant to say, "Thanks, baby." 210 00:10:16,250 --> 00:10:17,165 Baby? 211 00:10:17,166 --> 00:10:20,165 So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention… 212 00:10:20,166 --> 00:10:21,249 Drink the damn coffee. 213 00:10:21,250 --> 00:10:22,790 …you'll remember where we left off… 214 00:10:22,791 --> 00:10:24,457 - I'm lactose intolerant. - Just pretend. 215 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:26,791 What, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant? 216 00:10:28,583 --> 00:10:29,708 Hannah… 217 00:10:30,916 --> 00:10:32,374 pretend you like me. 218 00:10:32,375 --> 00:10:36,207 …how it can be used to disrupt industries it purports to aid. 219 00:10:36,208 --> 00:10:37,332 These disruptions… 220 00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:38,957 Is he looking? I can't tell. 221 00:10:38,958 --> 00:10:41,082 …vary in both severity and morality. 222 00:10:41,083 --> 00:10:42,290 Nope. 223 00:10:42,291 --> 00:10:46,707 Now, technology has always been a driving force in progress… 224 00:10:46,708 --> 00:10:48,249 What about now? 225 00:10:48,250 --> 00:10:50,540 …but what is the morality… 226 00:10:50,541 --> 00:10:51,707 No. 227 00:10:51,708 --> 00:10:53,915 …technology designed solely to divert wealth… 228 00:10:53,916 --> 00:10:56,499 Okay, well, I can't take notes like this. 229 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:58,290 Nobody said you had to. 230 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:01,707 …push back against perceived progress of those disruptions… 231 00:11:12,958 --> 00:11:16,249 And that's a great example of an unwanted disruption. 232 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,458 He's looking now. 233 00:11:25,833 --> 00:11:27,083 Don't miss. 234 00:11:28,083 --> 00:11:29,457 - Don't miss. - I ain't gonna miss. 235 00:11:29,458 --> 00:11:31,458 Don't miss. Don't miss. Don't miss. 236 00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:33,332 Oh! 237 00:11:33,333 --> 00:11:34,582 Fuck you. 238 00:11:34,583 --> 00:11:35,916 Told you not to miss. 239 00:11:36,666 --> 00:11:38,874 Come on. It wasn't that bad. 240 00:11:38,875 --> 00:11:42,124 It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano 241 00:11:42,125 --> 00:11:45,415 and then fell down the stairs loudly. 242 00:11:50,750 --> 00:11:53,290 Hear me! Hear me! We have a proclamation 243 00:11:53,291 --> 00:11:55,374 Stand by for the proclamation. 244 00:11:55,375 --> 00:11:58,374 The annual Maxwell Di Laurentis birthday festivities 245 00:11:58,375 --> 00:12:01,915 will take place this year at the Maxwell summer home in… 246 00:12:01,916 --> 00:12:03,332 - Cape Cod. - Whoo! 247 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:04,624 Thank you. 248 00:12:04,625 --> 00:12:07,374 As it is our 22nd year gracing the earth, 249 00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:09,790 the theme shall be twofers, right? 250 00:12:09,791 --> 00:12:12,749 So please come dressed as your second-favorite dynamic duo… 251 00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:14,207 after us, of course. 252 00:12:14,208 --> 00:12:16,582 The party bus departs shortly after the team bus, 253 00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:19,249 which shall bring ye there and bring ye back the following morning. 254 00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:21,416 Mm-hmm. So be there or… 255 00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:23,790 Be there. There is no other option. 256 00:12:23,791 --> 00:12:25,416 - Drumroll, please. - Yes. 257 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,500 - That is all. - That is all. Thank you. 258 00:12:41,708 --> 00:12:44,749 - That was a lot. - That's Dean and Bo for you. 259 00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:46,416 They do the same kind of thing every year. 260 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,915 ♪I look like a star, I'm shining ♪ 261 00:12:49,916 --> 00:12:50,916 Wait. 262 00:12:51,583 --> 00:12:53,333 Justin is in Bo's frat. 263 00:12:54,708 --> 00:12:56,457 ♪They feel so inclined ♪ 264 00:12:56,458 --> 00:12:59,082 ♪They're asking…♪ 265 00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:00,250 I got it. 266 00:13:01,625 --> 00:13:03,540 Gonna need more words. 267 00:13:03,541 --> 00:13:05,249 I'll give you two. 268 00:13:05,250 --> 00:13:06,999 Hard launch. 269 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:10,040 ♪Oh, I'd be jealous ♪ 270 00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:13,749 ♪Oh, I'd be jealous if I met me too…♪ 271 00:13:13,750 --> 00:13:17,124 Hey, I would just like to say this is the most absolutely unhinged plan, 272 00:13:17,125 --> 00:13:18,415 and I'm obsessed with it. 273 00:13:18,416 --> 00:13:20,790 And you. None of the hockey people know? 274 00:13:20,791 --> 00:13:21,999 Hockey people? 275 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,665 Okay, Jules can't know. This has to seem real. 276 00:13:24,666 --> 00:13:25,915 Is that Garrett Graham? 277 00:13:25,916 --> 00:13:27,125 It is! 278 00:13:28,833 --> 00:13:31,457 Okay, well, you've convinced half the theater department. 279 00:13:32,666 --> 00:13:34,249 We could be Beetlejuice. 280 00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:36,665 What? No, you need to show up as someone hot. 281 00:13:36,666 --> 00:13:38,582 How dare you? Winona Ryder is beautiful. 282 00:13:38,583 --> 00:13:39,957 Yeah, but she's not hot. 283 00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:42,124 And don't you have any of those boots that go up past the knee? 284 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,124 You mean "fuck me" boots? 285 00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:46,165 We wear those when we don't feel like shaving. 286 00:13:46,166 --> 00:13:48,082 Ha. Well, I'm just saying. 287 00:13:48,083 --> 00:13:49,791 I mean, you've got it, so flaunt it. 288 00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:52,540 Okay, don't talk about my "it." 289 00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,832 Not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze. 290 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,332 Yeah, but the women I'm with do. 291 00:13:56,333 --> 00:13:58,540 Okay, enough. Listen, hockey man, 292 00:13:58,541 --> 00:13:59,790 let's just get one thing straight. 293 00:13:59,791 --> 00:14:02,499 My best friend is right about literally everything, always, 294 00:14:02,500 --> 00:14:03,707 now until the end of time. 295 00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:05,165 - Thank you. - But in this case, 296 00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:06,582 you do gotta whip them thighs out. 297 00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:07,999 Judas! 298 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:11,749 But if you want to get Justin's attention, we have to be boy hot, not girl hot. 299 00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,124 Wait, "we"? 300 00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:16,040 Oh, yeah. Sean and I are coming. I just decided. 301 00:14:16,041 --> 00:14:19,874 A wild hockey party's exactly what we need to shake us out of our funk. 302 00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:22,082 You're already in a funk again? You just got back together. 303 00:14:22,083 --> 00:14:24,082 Even soulmates have ruts. 304 00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:25,875 Or a series of ruts. 305 00:14:27,125 --> 00:14:29,915 Okay, well, it'll be more fun to drive out to the party with you, anyway. 306 00:14:29,916 --> 00:14:32,290 Yeah, no, you're coming to the game. 307 00:14:32,291 --> 00:14:33,582 That wasn't part of the deal. 308 00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:35,582 Well, if you're into me, you're into hockey. 309 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:36,874 He's got a point. 310 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:39,457 And besides, you'll need to spend the night anyway, right? 311 00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:40,499 For fake sex reasons. 312 00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,832 Yeah. Fake sex. So much fake sex. 313 00:14:42,833 --> 00:14:44,957 Ugh! I want to be having fake sex. 314 00:14:44,958 --> 00:14:46,749 You're having real sex. 315 00:14:46,750 --> 00:14:49,082 Whatever. My point is, fake is fun. 316 00:14:49,083 --> 00:14:52,124 Um, okay, what's my deadline for this costume? 317 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,165 Uh, puck bunny bus leaves at 4:00 p.m. Saturday. 318 00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:56,375 - You said I'm not a puck bunny. - You're not. 319 00:14:57,041 --> 00:14:58,958 Doesn't mean you can't act like one. 320 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:00,750 Mm! 321 00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:05,249 Come on. 322 00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:08,707 {\an8}We dominated the Frozen Four last year and the year before that. 323 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,582 {\an8}To all the cocky sons of bitches out there who think they can beat us, 324 00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:12,707 {\an8}I'd like to see you-- 325 00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:14,332 {\an8}Give 110%. 326 00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:17,207 {\an8}- We practice at 110. We-- - Read each other's minds. 327 00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:20,040 {\an8}- What are you doing tonight? You wanna… - Give 100%. 328 00:15:20,041 --> 00:15:23,707 {\an8}And then, um, give ten more. 329 00:15:23,708 --> 00:15:25,082 {\an8}Could you repeat the question? 330 00:15:25,083 --> 00:15:27,124 {\an8} How do you plan to adjust to the challenge 331 00:15:27,125 --> 00:15:28,624 {\an8}of being Briar's new captain? 332 00:15:28,625 --> 00:15:30,457 {\an8}I don't think there's a need to change anything. 333 00:15:30,458 --> 00:15:32,999 My teammates expect the best out of me, 334 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,082 and that's not a problem, because I expect the best of myself. 335 00:15:36,083 --> 00:15:38,290 Do you have any other pregame rituals 336 00:15:38,291 --> 00:15:39,499 or superstitions? 337 00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,958 Yeah, I'm pretty particular… 338 00:16:10,416 --> 00:16:11,499 Hey. 339 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,040 Can I help you? 340 00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:15,333 Uh, no. I'm here for Garrett. 341 00:16:15,916 --> 00:16:17,833 Oh, I don't usually let girlfriends watch. 342 00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:22,125 Definitely not a girlfriend. I'm his philosophy tutor. 343 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:25,249 Oh, then you can stay. 344 00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:30,582 - Not going easy on him, are you? - No, sir. 345 00:16:30,583 --> 00:16:32,124 Good. Do your best. 346 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:33,458 We need him out there. 347 00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:40,040 Sorry, can't you just speak to his professor, or dean, or whatever 348 00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:42,000 if it's so important that he play? I mean… 349 00:16:42,708 --> 00:16:43,957 He didn't want me to. 350 00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:45,375 What? Why? 351 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,915 Do you know who his dad is? 352 00:16:49,916 --> 00:16:50,958 Some hockey player. 353 00:16:51,791 --> 00:16:54,375 One of the best defensemen in NHL history. 354 00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:58,082 Garrett's last name carries weight. 355 00:16:58,083 --> 00:16:59,750 He knows the spotlight's on him. 356 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:03,500 So he busts his ass to prove that he's earned his place. 357 00:17:05,750 --> 00:17:07,957 …and build your own identity. 358 00:17:07,958 --> 00:17:08,958 Thanks for your time. 359 00:17:10,625 --> 00:17:13,165 Wait. Hey. I thought we had a session? 360 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,707 Weight room. 361 00:17:18,291 --> 00:17:20,665 Better hurry, Garrett's tutor. 362 00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:22,166 ♪All right ♪ 363 00:17:25,583 --> 00:17:26,541 ♪Yeah ♪ 364 00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,874 ♪I must admit ♪ 365 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,415 ♪I can't explain ♪ 366 00:17:32,416 --> 00:17:35,540 ♪Any of these thoughts racing through my brain ♪ 367 00:17:35,541 --> 00:17:36,750 ♪It's true ♪ 368 00:17:37,541 --> 00:17:39,457 ♪That, baby, I'm howling for you…♪ 369 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:42,707 Hey, you know I don't appreciate being made to wait 45 minutes. 370 00:17:42,708 --> 00:17:46,749 I'm sorry. Sitting down for that long must be so draining. 371 00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:47,874 We'll reschedule. 372 00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:49,457 Okay, okay. Hold on, hold on. 373 00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:50,750 I can multitask. 374 00:17:51,458 --> 00:17:54,458 I'll just be, uh, locking out while studying Locke. 375 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,790 Really? You can? 376 00:17:56,791 --> 00:17:59,707 Got a lot to cover, and I've never met a guy who can genuinely do 377 00:17:59,708 --> 00:18:01,041 two things at once. 378 00:18:02,750 --> 00:18:05,124 Well, then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys, Wellsy. 379 00:18:05,125 --> 00:18:06,999 ♪Da-da da-da da, da-da da-da da ♪ 380 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,374 ♪Da-da da-da da…♪ 381 00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:09,666 That was a joke. 382 00:18:10,666 --> 00:18:11,749 Jesus. 383 00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:14,040 If we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up, 384 00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:16,208 you can't freak out when I tease you. 385 00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:18,665 We need to practice. 386 00:18:18,666 --> 00:18:19,916 Practice what? Teasing? 387 00:18:20,875 --> 00:18:23,457 We'll be fine as long as you stop force-feeding me dairy products. 388 00:18:23,458 --> 00:18:25,041 Forget your oat milk. This is serious. 389 00:18:26,041 --> 00:18:29,582 You blush whenever I come near you. 390 00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:33,000 - Get over yourself. I don't blush. - Oh, yeah? 391 00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:51,375 See? 392 00:18:51,916 --> 00:18:52,791 Nothing. 393 00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:54,666 Not bad. 394 00:18:56,208 --> 00:18:57,625 But what about when we kiss? 395 00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:00,665 You're very sure of yourself. 396 00:19:00,666 --> 00:19:01,750 Oh, right. 397 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,541 Your terms. 398 00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:05,625 No kissing. 399 00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:12,415 What's wrong, Graham? 400 00:19:12,416 --> 00:19:14,499 I thought you said we needed practice. 401 00:19:28,416 --> 00:19:30,625 Don't blush. 402 00:19:52,625 --> 00:19:54,665 So, this is tutoring? 403 00:19:54,666 --> 00:19:56,582 What? No. 404 00:19:56,583 --> 00:19:57,541 Uh… 405 00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:00,250 Yes. 406 00:20:01,333 --> 00:20:03,457 Uh, he was just trying to prove a point. 407 00:20:03,458 --> 00:20:05,416 It kind of feels like I just did. 408 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:10,333 And now it's my turn. 409 00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:16,250 I'm gonna kiss you. 410 00:20:18,458 --> 00:20:19,750 Okay. 411 00:20:29,916 --> 00:20:31,416 Am I blushing now? 412 00:20:45,916 --> 00:20:49,582 It's here, folks. Our first away game of the season. 413 00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:52,332 The Briar Hawks have dominated the Chatham Clovers in the past, 414 00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:54,957 but since it's Di Laurentis's birthday today, 415 00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:57,499 we all know his mind is already on the after-party. 416 00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:58,916 Am I right? 417 00:20:59,541 --> 00:21:01,457 But, we've got a good crowd here tonight. 418 00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:05,040 Briar's most faithful bunnies in attendance, as always. 419 00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:15,916 First game? 420 00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:19,790 - Yeah. - I know we can seem like a lot, 421 00:21:19,791 --> 00:21:21,500 but we don't bite, I swear. 422 00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:29,165 Just stick by Jules. 423 00:21:29,166 --> 00:21:31,999 I mean, their play-by-play was a lifesaver my first time. 424 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:32,999 Thanks. 425 00:21:36,291 --> 00:21:38,165 Let's go! You got this, boys! 426 00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,708 - Come on, now. - This is a tough game for the Clovers. 427 00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:43,957 - Hey! Hey! - Graham! Graham! 428 00:21:43,958 --> 00:21:45,415 Let's fucking go! 429 00:21:46,750 --> 00:21:48,082 Come on, baby! 430 00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:50,124 Hey! Hey, chief! I'm open! I'm open! 431 00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:51,332 All right, here we go. 432 00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:52,790 - Briar has control of the puck. - Logan! 433 00:21:52,791 --> 00:21:55,332 - Logan back to Graham. - Move it! Move it! 434 00:21:55,333 --> 00:21:57,249 Graham back to Logan. 435 00:21:57,250 --> 00:21:59,749 Passing it back and forth like chlamydia during Welcome Week. 436 00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:02,665 Come on, guys. Let someone else have a turn. It's fair. 437 00:22:02,666 --> 00:22:05,041 Go. Go. Top! Come on, baby! 438 00:22:06,875 --> 00:22:09,457 Denied! Damn, so close. 439 00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:11,540 Chatham tries to get the puck the fuck out of town. 440 00:22:11,541 --> 00:22:13,374 Yeah, baby! 441 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,332 But Graham's right there with the interception. 442 00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:16,915 Come on, G, pass it up. 443 00:22:16,916 --> 00:22:19,790 - Here! Over here! Come on! - Good. Take it up! 444 00:22:19,791 --> 00:22:21,291 Graham takes it alone. In… 445 00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:23,000 Yes! 446 00:22:25,291 --> 00:22:26,291 Goal! 447 00:22:27,166 --> 00:22:29,958 Hawks absolutely pounding the Chatham Clovers. 448 00:22:31,416 --> 00:22:33,957 All day! All day! Whoo! 449 00:22:33,958 --> 00:22:35,207 He's good. 450 00:22:35,208 --> 00:22:36,166 Yeah. 451 00:22:36,833 --> 00:22:39,540 Problem is, he knows it. 452 00:22:39,541 --> 00:22:41,374 Hawks! Hawks! Hawks! 453 00:22:41,375 --> 00:22:49,249 Fuck 'em up! Fuck 'em up! Hawks! Hawks! Hawks! 454 00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:56,625 Alright, Deany, baby. 455 00:23:00,416 --> 00:23:02,540 - Hey. - Let's go, set 'em up for them. 456 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,500 - And-- - Right here. 457 00:23:11,750 --> 00:23:13,125 Ca-caw! 458 00:23:13,791 --> 00:23:15,375 Oh! 459 00:23:16,333 --> 00:23:17,624 You fucking douche! 460 00:23:17,625 --> 00:23:19,624 Hey! Zamboni! 461 00:23:19,625 --> 00:23:21,540 - Seriously? - Hey, waste not, 462 00:23:21,541 --> 00:23:23,040 lest he be wasted. 463 00:23:23,041 --> 00:23:25,290 - Come on. - Zamboni! 464 00:23:25,291 --> 00:23:30,624 Zamboni! Zamboni! Zamboni! 465 00:23:30,625 --> 00:23:33,791 Zamboni! Zamboni! 466 00:23:41,541 --> 00:23:42,916 - Goose! - Maverick! 467 00:23:43,583 --> 00:23:45,040 - Come out! - Come on, baby! 468 00:23:45,041 --> 00:23:47,207 - Oh! - Oh, boy. 469 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:53,624 ♪But it still bleeds ♪ 470 00:23:53,625 --> 00:23:58,500 ♪I'm sorry, but I'm deeply still in love ♪ 471 00:23:59,083 --> 00:24:00,708 ♪In love with you now ♪ 472 00:24:02,041 --> 00:24:03,333 ♪Yes, ma'am ♪ 473 00:24:04,458 --> 00:24:05,666 ♪Oh, yeah ♪ 474 00:24:09,875 --> 00:24:10,958 ♪Well, I heard…♪ 475 00:24:14,208 --> 00:24:15,749 ♪I still can't swallow it…♪ 476 00:24:15,750 --> 00:24:17,457 - What? - Holy shit. 477 00:24:17,458 --> 00:24:18,708 I mean… 478 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,124 you totally nailed boy hot. 479 00:24:21,125 --> 00:24:23,125 Good, because I feel like an absolute cliché. 480 00:24:24,416 --> 00:24:25,999 Any sign of Justin? 481 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:28,249 No. Not yet. But he'll be here. 482 00:24:28,250 --> 00:24:30,124 Sig Tau takes birthdays very seriously. 483 00:24:30,125 --> 00:24:31,374 Yo, Garrett. 484 00:24:31,375 --> 00:24:33,124 Oh, hey. Thanks, man. 485 00:24:33,125 --> 00:24:35,832 Oh, no, thanks. I don't drink at parties. 486 00:24:35,833 --> 00:24:37,124 Oh, yeah? 487 00:24:37,125 --> 00:24:39,040 No worries, I'm not a big drinker either. 488 00:24:39,041 --> 00:24:41,707 One on practice nights, five after a game, no exceptions. 489 00:24:41,708 --> 00:24:43,082 Seems pretty strict. 490 00:24:43,083 --> 00:24:44,750 Do you think I was born with these abs? 491 00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:48,915 - So, what's next? - It's your favorite, actually. 492 00:24:48,916 --> 00:24:50,249 Are you ready for this? 493 00:24:50,250 --> 00:24:54,666 ♪I'm sorry, but I'm deeply still in love ♪ 494 00:24:55,583 --> 00:24:56,833 ♪In love with you…♪ 495 00:24:57,791 --> 00:24:59,207 Hockey shots! 496 00:24:59,208 --> 00:25:01,457 - Whoo! - Garrett, hockey shots. 497 00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:04,040 Oh, shit. Yeah, I get it now. 498 00:25:04,041 --> 00:25:06,457 - You're not a vampire. - I am. 499 00:25:06,458 --> 00:25:08,332 Yeah, sorry, Garrett's tutor, 500 00:25:08,333 --> 00:25:09,957 but we need you, let's go. 501 00:25:09,958 --> 00:25:11,790 It's a starting line tradition when we win. 502 00:25:11,791 --> 00:25:12,957 Bad luck if we don't. 503 00:25:12,958 --> 00:25:15,749 Exactly, so we're doing it because we beat Chatham's asses. 504 00:25:15,750 --> 00:25:17,040 - That's right. - Let's go. 505 00:25:17,041 --> 00:25:19,083 - All right, come on. - Come on! Come on! 506 00:25:19,666 --> 00:25:20,832 Sorry. 507 00:25:20,833 --> 00:25:22,666 It's okay. 508 00:25:24,916 --> 00:25:29,165 ♪I'm sorry, but I'm deeply still in love…♪ 509 00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:31,957 Fuck them up! Fuck them up! 510 00:25:31,958 --> 00:25:34,624 - Fuck them up! Fuck them up! - You ready? Let's go. 511 00:25:34,625 --> 00:25:37,832 - Come on. - Fuck them up! Fuck them up! 512 00:26:09,250 --> 00:26:10,957 Not a vampire. 513 00:26:10,958 --> 00:26:12,915 Uh… what? 514 00:26:12,916 --> 00:26:13,832 Garrett. 515 00:26:13,833 --> 00:26:15,957 We all thought he was just a very bad vampire, 516 00:26:15,958 --> 00:26:18,040 but here you are looking like Elle Woods. 517 00:26:18,041 --> 00:26:20,707 And you're Peter Pan's shadow? 518 00:26:20,708 --> 00:26:22,708 Yeah, Peter's around here somewhere. 519 00:26:23,833 --> 00:26:26,333 There's just one thing I can't quite figure out. 520 00:26:27,208 --> 00:26:29,165 Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends. 521 00:26:29,166 --> 00:26:31,790 Dynamic duo's not his style. 522 00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:33,165 Even when it is the theme. 523 00:26:33,166 --> 00:26:35,291 So, Garrett's "tutor," 524 00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:37,458 what's really going on? 525 00:26:43,583 --> 00:26:45,249 Someone already blocked me in. 526 00:26:45,250 --> 00:26:47,582 Come on, it looks so fun. 527 00:26:47,583 --> 00:26:51,582 ♪Special edition and your AI couldn't copy ♪ 528 00:26:53,375 --> 00:26:55,125 Hey, babe, where's your Dunkin' cup? 529 00:26:55,833 --> 00:26:57,749 Uh, must have left it in the car. 530 00:26:57,750 --> 00:27:00,040 Okay, well, without the cup you don't look like Ben Affleck. 531 00:27:00,041 --> 00:27:02,540 You just look like some sad guy from Boston. 532 00:27:02,541 --> 00:27:04,457 So, Ben Affleck? 533 00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:05,665 Babe, get the cup. 534 00:27:05,666 --> 00:27:06,833 So we can dance. 535 00:27:07,458 --> 00:27:09,124 - Do we have to? - Yes! 536 00:27:09,125 --> 00:27:12,332 A house like this? A floor like that? 537 00:27:12,333 --> 00:27:14,290 A dress like mine? 538 00:27:14,291 --> 00:27:15,707 Come on. 539 00:27:15,708 --> 00:27:17,124 Okay, I'll find the cup. 540 00:27:17,125 --> 00:27:18,666 Thank you. 541 00:27:22,625 --> 00:27:25,915 You know, it's sort of tutoring, but have you looked at him? 542 00:27:25,916 --> 00:27:29,250 I mean, he's John's best friend, so not really. 543 00:27:29,958 --> 00:27:32,250 - John? - My brother, John Logan. 544 00:27:33,458 --> 00:27:35,749 Right. Um, but I mean, objectively, 545 00:27:35,750 --> 00:27:38,790 Garrett's a reasonably attractive-looking human being 546 00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:42,916 and sparks flew as they do when people, um… 547 00:27:43,666 --> 00:27:45,665 Sorry, what-what don't you get? 548 00:27:45,666 --> 00:27:47,040 Any of it, really. 549 00:27:47,041 --> 00:27:50,332 Because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me? 550 00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:52,875 Oh, my God, no. You're just… different. 551 00:27:53,416 --> 00:27:55,625 Not what I would have expected for Garrett. 552 00:28:00,333 --> 00:28:03,124 So are you guys, like, "dating," dating? 553 00:28:03,125 --> 00:28:06,624 Well, I mean, we're not, like, exclusive or anything. 554 00:28:06,625 --> 00:28:07,790 And she's cool with that? 555 00:28:07,791 --> 00:28:09,375 Yeah, man. I guess so. 556 00:28:11,333 --> 00:28:14,082 It's just that last week, you didn't even know her name, right? 557 00:28:15,250 --> 00:28:17,416 Yeah, you know, I don't know. Sometimes, people sneak up on you. 558 00:28:18,208 --> 00:28:19,375 Hmm. 559 00:28:20,875 --> 00:28:23,457 Jesus. Do you see anything non-alcoholic? 560 00:28:23,458 --> 00:28:24,583 It's for Hannah. 561 00:28:25,625 --> 00:28:26,749 She doesn't drink. 562 00:28:26,750 --> 00:28:28,041 She said not at parties. 563 00:28:28,625 --> 00:28:29,999 Oh. 564 00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:35,958 Cute. Uh… 565 00:28:36,916 --> 00:28:38,208 Here, try this. 566 00:28:40,541 --> 00:28:42,708 Closed cans are safer, bro. 567 00:28:44,916 --> 00:28:46,041 Thanks. 568 00:28:47,708 --> 00:28:49,041 Go be the hero. 569 00:28:52,958 --> 00:28:55,249 I can say this because Garrett's basically my brother, 570 00:28:55,250 --> 00:28:57,624 but he can be kind of a dick sometimes. 571 00:28:57,625 --> 00:28:58,875 You know that, right? 572 00:29:00,375 --> 00:29:03,541 Yeah, but, I mean, he's also funny and really hardworking. 573 00:29:04,083 --> 00:29:06,540 Kind of nice when he wants to be. 574 00:29:06,541 --> 00:29:09,207 Hey, uh, sorry that took so long. I couldn't find any mixers. 575 00:29:09,208 --> 00:29:12,041 But I thought maybe… 576 00:29:12,625 --> 00:29:13,665 I don't know. 577 00:29:13,666 --> 00:29:16,208 You know, in case you change your mind. No pressure, though. 578 00:29:17,333 --> 00:29:19,040 Yeah, actually, thanks. 579 00:29:19,041 --> 00:29:22,457 ♪Oh, I can't see straight and my hands are tied ♪ 580 00:29:22,458 --> 00:29:25,624 ♪I could be your type from your zombie bite ♪ 581 00:29:25,625 --> 00:29:30,583 ♪No, I can't see straight but the feeling's right…♪ 582 00:29:31,250 --> 00:29:32,208 Okay. 583 00:29:32,958 --> 00:29:34,500 That was totally cute. 584 00:29:36,125 --> 00:29:37,832 My single ass needs another drink. 585 00:29:39,083 --> 00:29:40,374 Bye, Jules. 586 00:29:40,375 --> 00:29:41,416 ♪You zombie boy…♪ 587 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,749 - Good work. Really. - Thanks. 588 00:29:43,750 --> 00:29:47,624 ♪Like a lion on the hunt for this kitten over here ♪ 589 00:29:47,625 --> 00:29:49,790 ♪This kitten over here ♪ 590 00:29:49,791 --> 00:29:53,707 ♪Bar is getting dry and you staring at the sunrise ♪ 591 00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:57,291 ♪Bet you're thirsty over there bet you're thirsty over there ♪ 592 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,874 ♪'Cause you're an animal, an animal ♪ 593 00:30:01,875 --> 00:30:04,790 ♪And you're closing in on me ♪ 594 00:30:04,791 --> 00:30:06,124 ♪You animal ♪ 595 00:30:06,125 --> 00:30:09,582 ♪Yeah, you're an animal, an animal ♪ 596 00:30:09,583 --> 00:30:13,082 ♪And it just can't be this way ♪ 597 00:30:13,083 --> 00:30:17,415 ♪Oh, I can't see straight and my hands are tied ♪ 598 00:30:17,416 --> 00:30:21,332 ♪I could be your type from your zombie bite ♪ 599 00:30:21,333 --> 00:30:25,415 ♪No, I can't see straight but the feeling's right…♪ 600 00:30:25,416 --> 00:30:28,416 Yo, Dean, can you do me a favor and take one of these off my hands? 601 00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:35,875 Who is that? 602 00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:38,749 Whoa. 603 00:30:38,750 --> 00:30:41,874 I don't know her personally, but I'm pretty sure that's JLo. 604 00:30:41,875 --> 00:30:43,624 That's really helpful. Yeah. 605 00:30:43,625 --> 00:30:44,666 I got an idea. 606 00:30:51,208 --> 00:30:53,332 Oh, my God! Wait, this is me! 607 00:30:53,333 --> 00:30:54,915 Now! 608 00:30:58,500 --> 00:31:00,916 Who says you're struggling with your assists, huh? 609 00:31:03,083 --> 00:31:04,875 I can still change the song, dick. 610 00:31:05,458 --> 00:31:08,790 ♪To my party people in the club ♪ 611 00:31:08,791 --> 00:31:10,540 ♪Huh ♪ 612 00:31:10,541 --> 00:31:14,374 ♪If you go hard you gotta get on the floor ♪ 613 00:31:14,375 --> 00:31:18,124 ♪If you're a party freak then step on the floor ♪ 614 00:31:18,125 --> 00:31:21,040 ♪If you're an animal then tear up the floor ♪ 615 00:31:21,041 --> 00:31:25,582 ♪Break a sweat on the floor yeah, we work on the floor ♪ 616 00:31:25,583 --> 00:31:28,833 ♪Don't stop, keep it moving put your drinks up ♪ 617 00:31:29,458 --> 00:31:32,790 ♪Pick your body up and drop it on the floor ♪ 618 00:31:32,791 --> 00:31:36,540 ♪Let the rhythm change your world on the floor ♪ 619 00:31:36,541 --> 00:31:40,207 ♪You know we're running shit tonight on the floor ♪ 620 00:31:40,208 --> 00:31:43,915 ♪Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza ♪ 621 00:31:43,916 --> 00:31:47,290 ♪Straight to LA, New York, Vegas to Africa ♪ 622 00:31:47,291 --> 00:31:49,082 ♪Dance the night away ♪ 623 00:31:49,083 --> 00:31:52,625 ♪Live your life and stay young on the floor ♪ 624 00:31:54,625 --> 00:31:56,707 ♪Dance the night away ♪ 625 00:31:56,708 --> 00:31:59,583 ♪Grab somebody, drink a little more ♪ 626 00:32:10,291 --> 00:32:13,458 ♪Tonight we gonna get on the floor ♪ 627 00:32:17,458 --> 00:32:20,207 ♪Tonight we gonna get on the floor ♪ 628 00:32:20,208 --> 00:32:21,415 Should we dance or what? 629 00:32:33,333 --> 00:32:35,415 Oh, my God. Justin's here. 630 00:32:35,416 --> 00:32:38,000 Okay, be cool. You're with me. 631 00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:41,415 Hey, he's just another guy. 632 00:32:41,416 --> 00:32:42,375 All right? 633 00:32:48,875 --> 00:32:49,916 Is he looking? 634 00:32:55,208 --> 00:32:56,458 Oh, yeah. 635 00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:07,540 Come on. 636 00:33:07,541 --> 00:33:08,750 What? 637 00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:22,457 Where are we going? He needs to see us. 638 00:33:22,458 --> 00:33:25,750 And he has. You've got him interested. Now we've gotta go. 639 00:33:27,875 --> 00:33:29,500 But he's talking to someone. 640 00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:35,665 Hey, watch the player, not the puck, Wellsy. 641 00:33:35,666 --> 00:33:37,041 What the hell does that mean? 642 00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:40,416 It means trust me. 643 00:33:52,583 --> 00:33:54,624 This is the part… 644 00:33:54,625 --> 00:33:57,500 where I tell you all the things I want to do to you 645 00:33:58,416 --> 00:33:59,791 when we're alone. 646 00:34:05,458 --> 00:34:06,500 Now… 647 00:34:07,833 --> 00:34:09,290 you can blush. 648 00:34:14,666 --> 00:34:15,665 Okay. 649 00:34:15,666 --> 00:34:17,582 ♪When I got lost in all these dreams ♪ 650 00:34:17,583 --> 00:34:19,624 ♪See myself, but it's not me ♪ 651 00:34:19,625 --> 00:34:22,124 ♪I'm with the crowd, I cannot breathe ♪ 652 00:34:22,125 --> 00:34:24,290 ♪My baby's no good for me ♪ 653 00:34:24,291 --> 00:34:25,540 ♪No good for me, no--♪ 654 00:34:35,458 --> 00:34:37,999 Oh, thank God. I'm exhausted. 655 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,208 Oh! 656 00:34:41,166 --> 00:34:42,999 You're not letting me take the bed? 657 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:46,583 Nope. 658 00:34:47,291 --> 00:34:49,374 Sorry for thinking you were a gentleman. 659 00:34:49,375 --> 00:34:50,957 Apology accepted. 660 00:34:50,958 --> 00:34:52,415 I'm not sleeping on the floor. 661 00:34:54,500 --> 00:34:57,624 Well, that really sounds like a pickle. 662 00:34:57,625 --> 00:34:59,749 You can't just decide. 663 00:34:59,750 --> 00:35:02,624 - That's funny, seems like I just did. - Oh, my God, you're so stubborn. 664 00:35:04,875 --> 00:35:06,875 You know the bed is big enough for two. 665 00:35:08,375 --> 00:35:09,415 Absolutely not. 666 00:35:09,416 --> 00:35:11,166 Okay, your loss. 667 00:35:14,375 --> 00:35:15,582 Whoa. 668 00:35:15,583 --> 00:35:16,832 You're beat to shit. 669 00:35:16,833 --> 00:35:17,916 Am I? 670 00:35:19,541 --> 00:35:21,708 Yeah, I guess I hadn't noticed. 671 00:35:22,666 --> 00:35:25,583 No, okay, you're right. You should take the bed. 672 00:35:28,125 --> 00:35:29,333 Wait. No. 673 00:35:29,958 --> 00:35:31,207 - No? - No. 674 00:35:31,208 --> 00:35:33,415 You're just giving me the bed because you feel bad for me. 675 00:35:33,416 --> 00:35:35,457 Get back on the bed. I'm taking the floor. 676 00:35:35,458 --> 00:35:38,415 I don't need your pity. It's all yours. See you in the morning. 677 00:35:38,416 --> 00:35:40,415 You just collapsed on it two seconds ago. Take it. 678 00:35:40,416 --> 00:35:42,124 I am perfectly capable of sleeping on the floor. 679 00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:43,375 So am I. 680 00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:57,666 What? 681 00:35:59,041 --> 00:36:00,499 Nothing. 682 00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:02,750 You can't actually laugh out loud and not share the goods. 683 00:36:22,541 --> 00:36:23,665 Impressive. 684 00:36:23,666 --> 00:36:25,541 The Bruins should hire him to be their mascot. 685 00:36:27,041 --> 00:36:29,125 Do you always get so beat up out there? 686 00:36:30,416 --> 00:36:32,375 Ah, you get used to it. 687 00:36:33,333 --> 00:36:35,124 Hurt more when I was starting out. 688 00:36:35,125 --> 00:36:36,125 How old were you? 689 00:36:36,958 --> 00:36:38,666 - When I started playing? - Mm. 690 00:36:39,958 --> 00:36:43,041 I don't know. As soon as I could walk, my dad put skates on me. 691 00:36:44,083 --> 00:36:45,458 That's a lot of pressure on a kid. 692 00:36:47,958 --> 00:36:49,958 Skating was the fun part. 693 00:36:52,583 --> 00:36:54,041 The pressure was… 694 00:36:56,041 --> 00:36:59,916 getting measured once a week to make sure that I was growing fast enough. 695 00:37:01,583 --> 00:37:03,791 Chugging protein shakes and… 696 00:37:06,333 --> 00:37:07,583 lifting weights. 697 00:37:08,583 --> 00:37:09,833 Missing birthday parties 698 00:37:11,125 --> 00:37:13,875 because my dad wouldn't let me skip practice. 699 00:37:15,750 --> 00:37:18,916 And his fucking whistle 700 00:37:19,541 --> 00:37:22,583 whenever I made a mistake. 701 00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:25,041 Why do you still do it? 702 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,208 I guess… 703 00:37:33,708 --> 00:37:35,625 I wouldn't know who I am without it. 704 00:37:37,541 --> 00:37:39,915 I spent my whole life training for a dream, 705 00:37:39,916 --> 00:37:41,290 and I'm so close to it. 706 00:37:41,291 --> 00:37:42,541 If I stopped, I… 707 00:37:44,875 --> 00:37:45,875 I don't know. 708 00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:48,250 That makes sense. 709 00:37:48,791 --> 00:37:50,833 Seems like you never really had a choice. 710 00:37:53,750 --> 00:37:55,041 Yeah. Right. 711 00:37:56,333 --> 00:37:57,458 Fuck that. 712 00:37:59,083 --> 00:38:00,000 Yeah. 713 00:38:00,916 --> 00:38:02,458 Yeah. Fuck that. 714 00:38:07,250 --> 00:38:09,500 You got to practice with the Bruins? 715 00:38:10,916 --> 00:38:13,624 They let me run a drill for fun. 716 00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:15,750 It wasn't that big of a deal, you stalker. 717 00:38:21,708 --> 00:38:23,790 ♪Page one…♪ 718 00:38:23,791 --> 00:38:27,415 Oh, my God, no. Turn that off. That's so embarrassing. 719 00:38:28,750 --> 00:38:30,832 ♪All that's happened ♪ 720 00:38:30,833 --> 00:38:33,124 ♪Then on ♪ 721 00:38:33,125 --> 00:38:35,332 ♪To the first chapter ♪ 722 00:38:35,333 --> 00:38:37,874 ♪Everyone's happy ♪ 723 00:38:37,875 --> 00:38:41,082 ♪For shadowing impending disaster ♪ 724 00:38:41,083 --> 00:38:43,457 ♪Then girl meets boy ♪ 725 00:38:43,458 --> 00:38:45,624 ♪It's awkward, confusing ♪ 726 00:38:45,625 --> 00:38:49,290 ♪Can't tell if it's love or it's hate ♪ 727 00:38:49,291 --> 00:38:52,832 ♪Wet hands graze ♪ 728 00:38:52,833 --> 00:38:55,540 - ♪Reaching for something…♪ - Did you write this? 729 00:38:55,541 --> 00:38:56,999 It's incredible. 730 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,291 In high school. 731 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:01,999 ♪Now it's a love story ♪ 732 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,332 ♪Of epic proportion ♪ 733 00:39:04,333 --> 00:39:07,957 ♪The likes of which never has been told ♪ 734 00:39:07,958 --> 00:39:09,165 You're really good. 735 00:39:09,166 --> 00:39:12,750 ♪Two hearts beating as one ♪ 736 00:39:13,333 --> 00:39:17,000 ♪Run right into the sun ♪ 737 00:39:18,041 --> 00:39:23,166 ♪Oh, what would I give to go back?♪ 738 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,041 ♪Back to page one ♪ 739 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:32,333 I gotta tell you something. 740 00:39:34,583 --> 00:39:36,541 The other night, at the Eastwood game… 741 00:39:37,583 --> 00:39:38,625 I was… 742 00:39:40,208 --> 00:39:41,208 struggling. 743 00:39:42,833 --> 00:39:43,875 And then… 744 00:39:45,125 --> 00:39:46,333 I heard someone singing. 745 00:39:48,041 --> 00:39:49,166 Elton John. 746 00:39:49,875 --> 00:39:50,958 Right? 747 00:39:52,625 --> 00:39:55,125 I followed your voice through the tunnels. 748 00:39:57,250 --> 00:39:59,291 I saw you in the green room. 749 00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:03,125 Saying it out loud, 750 00:40:03,791 --> 00:40:06,249 I realize that sounds creepy, but… 751 00:40:08,250 --> 00:40:10,416 …you were so… 752 00:40:11,333 --> 00:40:13,416 like, genuine, you know? 753 00:40:15,375 --> 00:40:16,666 And free. 754 00:40:20,833 --> 00:40:22,166 You centered me. 755 00:40:29,541 --> 00:40:31,041 Jules posted us. 756 00:40:32,166 --> 00:40:33,625 Wait, what did they say? 757 00:40:34,416 --> 00:40:37,000 Actually, hang on, let me see. 758 00:40:42,166 --> 00:40:43,666 {\an8} We did it. 759 00:40:44,625 --> 00:40:45,750 Yeah, we did it. 760 00:40:47,333 --> 00:40:48,624 Wait, I have just the thing. 761 00:40:48,625 --> 00:40:50,457 Have you heard Miley's cover of "The Bitch Is Back"? 762 00:40:50,458 --> 00:40:52,707 Yeah, of course. I'm a man of taste, Wellsy. 763 00:40:52,708 --> 00:40:54,833 Okay, well, what about Billy Porter's version? 764 00:40:55,708 --> 00:40:57,125 Who's Billy Porter? 765 00:40:58,916 --> 00:41:01,500 Gonna pretend you didn't just say that. Come up here. 766 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,958 Will you show me something of yours? 767 00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:13,040 What, like a classical piece? 768 00:41:13,041 --> 00:41:15,000 No, like the one on your Instagram. 769 00:41:16,083 --> 00:41:17,999 Uh, no. I-- 770 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,041 I don't write like that anymore. 771 00:41:20,708 --> 00:41:22,333 That's crazy. 772 00:41:23,333 --> 00:41:24,416 Why not? 773 00:41:26,791 --> 00:41:28,166 It's like scary… 774 00:41:29,458 --> 00:41:32,125 telling the world something I'm not ready for it to know. 775 00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:36,832 Uh, but I am working on something at the moment 776 00:41:36,833 --> 00:41:38,415 for the pop showcase, 777 00:41:38,416 --> 00:41:40,249 but it's not there yet. 778 00:41:40,250 --> 00:41:42,333 Lyrics are hard for me. 779 00:41:42,958 --> 00:41:43,958 It'll get there. 780 00:41:45,250 --> 00:41:47,374 It has to. I need to win. 781 00:41:47,375 --> 00:41:49,165 You hate losing that badly, huh? 782 00:41:49,166 --> 00:41:53,208 I do, when it means that I can't afford to go to Briar anymore, 783 00:41:53,708 --> 00:41:55,833 which is what'll happen if I don't get a scholarship. 784 00:41:56,500 --> 00:41:58,457 And the only way to get the scholarship-- 785 00:41:58,458 --> 00:41:59,625 Is to win? 786 00:42:10,583 --> 00:42:12,833 Do you have to write the lyrics yourself? Can you collaborate? 787 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:16,208 Yeah, sure. As long as it's still mine. 788 00:42:31,875 --> 00:42:34,790 ♪We built a bridge and burned it down…♪ 789 00:42:34,791 --> 00:42:37,915 I mean, there's your answer. 790 00:42:37,916 --> 00:42:39,832 - Justin? - Yeah. 791 00:42:39,833 --> 00:42:43,540 I mean, just ask him for help. Pretentious douches love that shit. 792 00:42:43,541 --> 00:42:45,375 He is not a pretentious douche. 793 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,957 Okay, yeah. Whatever you say. 794 00:42:49,958 --> 00:42:52,332 ♪Constantly concealing ♪ 795 00:42:52,333 --> 00:42:54,957 ♪What we'll never be ♪ 796 00:42:54,958 --> 00:42:58,915 ♪So here is the lie you want ♪ 797 00:42:58,916 --> 00:43:01,040 ♪It tastes much sweeter than…♪ 798 00:43:01,041 --> 00:43:02,790 Wait have you heard of the Beaches? 799 00:43:02,791 --> 00:43:04,290 Mm-mm. 800 00:43:04,291 --> 00:43:06,749 Their Coachella set will change your life. 801 00:44:13,125 --> 00:44:15,457 - Oh, we just made it. - That was close. 802 00:44:15,458 --> 00:44:16,291 Coach. 803 00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:46,583 Hannah. 804 00:44:47,958 --> 00:44:49,457 Hi. Hey. 805 00:44:49,458 --> 00:44:50,457 Justin. 806 00:44:50,458 --> 00:44:51,540 Yeah. 807 00:44:51,541 --> 00:44:53,582 This seat taken? 808 00:44:53,583 --> 00:44:55,874 - No. - Yeah? Cool. 809 00:45:23,208 --> 00:45:25,540 ♪She's a fire sign ♪ 810 00:45:25,541 --> 00:45:27,915 ♪And I don't really know what that means ♪ 811 00:45:27,916 --> 00:45:29,874 ♪I'm a cold night ♪ 812 00:45:29,875 --> 00:45:32,290 ♪And I wanna be close to the heat ♪ 813 00:45:32,291 --> 00:45:34,332 ♪I don't want to get burned ♪ 814 00:45:34,333 --> 00:45:36,915 ♪I don't want love like that ♪ 815 00:45:36,916 --> 00:45:41,124 ♪But I can't go any further Till I start coming back ♪ 816 00:45:41,125 --> 00:45:43,374 ♪I'm a rock star ♪ 817 00:45:43,375 --> 00:45:45,665 ♪And I'm never around when you need ♪ 818 00:45:45,666 --> 00:45:47,915 ♪Like a race car ♪ 819 00:45:47,916 --> 00:45:50,457 ♪Driving away from the scene ♪ 820 00:45:50,458 --> 00:45:52,707 ♪Does she want me to stay?♪ 821 00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:54,874 ♪Does she want me to pack?♪ 822 00:45:54,875 --> 00:45:59,041 ♪You can't push me any further till I start coming back ♪ 823 00:46:00,125 --> 00:46:04,624 ♪Turn me around, right upside down ♪ 824 00:46:04,625 --> 00:46:08,915 ♪Spin me like a globe and drop your finger on me ♪ 825 00:46:08,916 --> 00:46:11,374 ♪I feel so far ♪ 826 00:46:11,375 --> 00:46:13,582 ♪You're all I want ♪ 827 00:46:13,583 --> 00:46:17,790 ♪Spin me like a globe and drop your finger on me ♪ 828 00:46:17,791 --> 00:46:20,040 ♪You push me in circles ♪ 829 00:46:20,041 --> 00:46:21,874 ♪To the edge of the Earth ♪ 830 00:46:21,875 --> 00:46:24,082 ♪Where I can't go any further ♪ 831 00:46:24,083 --> 00:46:27,040 ♪Till I start coming back to you ♪ 832 00:46:27,041 --> 00:46:29,249 ♪I'm an addict ♪ 833 00:46:29,250 --> 00:46:31,665 ♪I'm addicted to her into me ♪ 834 00:46:31,666 --> 00:46:33,625 ♪She's a magnet ♪ 835 00:46:34,291 --> 00:46:36,374 ♪Pulling me under the sheets ♪ 836 00:46:36,375 --> 00:46:38,665 ♪If I hold you too close ♪ 837 00:46:38,666 --> 00:46:40,790 ♪Will the good things still grow?♪ 838 00:46:40,791 --> 00:46:42,249 ♪Don't matter what happens ♪ 839 00:46:42,250 --> 00:46:45,083 ♪Wherever we end up we'll come right back ♪ 840 00:46:45,708 --> 00:46:47,999 ♪Turn me around ♪ 841 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:50,374 ♪Right upside down ♪ 842 00:46:50,375 --> 00:46:54,457 ♪Spin me like a globe and drop your finger on me ♪ 843 00:46:54,458 --> 00:46:56,957 ♪I feel so far ♪ 844 00:46:56,958 --> 00:46:59,332 ♪You're all I want ♪ 845 00:46:59,333 --> 00:47:03,707 ♪Spin me like a globe and drop your finger on me ♪ 846 00:47:03,708 --> 00:47:05,749 ♪You push me in circles ♪ 847 00:47:05,750 --> 00:47:07,457 ♪To the edge of the Earth ♪ 848 00:47:07,458 --> 00:47:09,707 ♪Where I can't go any further ♪ 849 00:47:09,708 --> 00:47:12,416 ♪Till I start coming back to you ♪ 850 00:47:30,541 --> 00:47:32,915 ♪Turn me around ♪ 851 00:47:32,916 --> 00:47:35,165 ♪Right upside down ♪ 852 00:47:35,166 --> 00:47:37,415 ♪Spin me like a globe ♪ 853 00:47:37,416 --> 00:47:39,457 ♪And drop your finger on me ♪ 854 00:47:39,458 --> 00:47:44,207 ♪I feel so far, you're all I want ♪ 855 00:47:44,208 --> 00:47:46,290 ♪Spin me like a globe ♪ 856 00:47:46,291 --> 00:47:48,457 ♪And drop your finger on me ♪ 857 00:47:48,458 --> 00:47:50,832 ♪Turn me around ♪ 858 00:47:50,833 --> 00:47:53,082 ♪Right upside down ♪ 859 00:47:53,083 --> 00:47:55,249 ♪Spin me like a globe ♪ 860 00:47:55,250 --> 00:47:57,083 ♪And drop your finger on me ♪ 861 00:47:57,625 --> 00:48:02,124 ♪I feel so far, you're all I want ♪ 862 00:48:02,125 --> 00:48:04,207 ♪Spin me like a globe ♪ 863 00:48:04,208 --> 00:48:06,374 ♪And drop your finger on me ♪ 864 00:48:06,375 --> 00:48:08,250 ♪You push me in circles…♪