1 00:00:28,837 --> 00:00:32,262 ~ Roll, Mississippi, keep rolling with all your might ~ 2 00:00:32,848 --> 00:00:36,370 ~ Dance, Mississippi, we're getting along tonight ~ 3 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:40,811 ~ While we ride, be a good river, ease your flow ~ 4 00:00:41,141 --> 00:00:44,873 ~ Keep your tide, like a good river way down low ~ 5 00:00:45,349 --> 00:00:48,838 ~ Roll, Mississippi, keep giving the rhythm right ~ 6 00:00:49,249 --> 00:00:53,153 ~ Gotta roll, roll, roll We're getting along tonight! ~ 7 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:31,841 ~ No bottom ~ 8 00:01:32,057 --> 00:01:33,959 ~ No bottom ~ 9 00:01:34,063 --> 00:01:38,004 ~ No bottom on this lead line ~ 10 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,138 ~ No bottom ~ 11 00:01:42,350 --> 00:01:44,213 ~ No bottom ~ 12 00:01:44,317 --> 00:01:48,350 ~ No bottom on this lead line ~ 13 00:01:54,311 --> 00:01:56,881 ~ With a mark four ~ 14 00:02:00,562 --> 00:02:03,264 ~ With a mark four ~ 15 00:02:14,940 --> 00:02:19,884 Come on, Alabam. Rehearse as though you're doing a regular show. 16 00:02:19,988 --> 00:02:22,684 Put everything you got into it. 17 00:02:24,023 --> 00:02:28,426 ~ Roll, Mississippi, keep rollin' with all your might ~ 18 00:02:28,530 --> 00:02:30,592 ~ Dance, Mississippi ~ 19 00:02:30,696 --> 00:02:32,079 ~ We're getting along tonight ~ 20 00:02:32,184 --> 00:02:33,225 ~ Bom, bom, bom ~ 21 00:02:33,329 --> 00:02:34,555 ~ While we ride ~ 22 00:02:34,660 --> 00:02:37,095 ~ Be a good river ~ 23 00:02:37,199 --> 00:02:39,553 ~ Ease your flow ~ 24 00:02:39,657 --> 00:02:40,887 ~ Keep your tide ~ 25 00:02:40,991 --> 00:02:43,551 ~ Like a good river ~ 26 00:02:43,655 --> 00:02:45,847 ~ Way down low ~ 27 00:02:45,951 --> 00:02:50,391 ~ Roll, Mississippi, keep givin' the rhythm right ~ 28 00:02:50,495 --> 00:02:52,553 ~ Gotta roll, roll, roll ~ 29 00:02:52,657 --> 00:02:55,014 ~ We're gettin' along tonight ~ 30 00:02:55,118 --> 00:02:56,848 ~ Gotta roll, roll, roll ~ 31 00:02:56,952 --> 00:02:58,975 ~ We're getting along tonight ~ 32 00:02:59,079 --> 00:03:00,121 ~ Bam-ba ~ 33 00:03:05,300 --> 00:03:08,631 What are you doin'? Gimme that drink there. Go away, go away. 34 00:03:09,968 --> 00:03:14,747 What a treat this is, to ride up here in the pilot house with you, Commodore. 35 00:03:14,851 --> 00:03:17,372 Not at all. The pleasure's all mine. 36 00:03:17,476 --> 00:03:20,413 How long you been navigatin' the river, Commodore? 37 00:03:20,517 --> 00:03:24,037 Ever since I took it away from the Indians. Uh, Hefty? 38 00:03:24,141 --> 00:03:26,371 - Yes, sir. - Come and take this wheel. 39 00:03:26,475 --> 00:03:27,917 Yes, sir. 40 00:03:28,021 --> 00:03:30,789 I didn't know you were an old Indian fighter. 41 00:03:30,893 --> 00:03:34,633 Ah, yes. In the old days... 42 00:03:35,930 --> 00:03:37,654 Starboard your helm. 43 00:03:41,473 --> 00:03:44,212 - What are you doing? - You said to starboard my helm. 44 00:03:44,316 --> 00:03:48,268 Never mind what I told you. You do what I tell ya. 45 00:03:49,439 --> 00:03:53,585 - In the olden days... - You don't know how thrilling all this is. 46 00:03:53,689 --> 00:03:59,293 Ah, thank you. My last encounter with the redskins was over 35 years ago. 47 00:03:59,481 --> 00:04:01,626 - I was a mere stripling. - Is that so? 48 00:04:01,731 --> 00:04:03,977 I whipped out my revolver... 49 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:06,963 Revolvers weren't invented 35 years ago. 50 00:04:07,068 --> 00:04:09,837 ...to, uh, uh... I know that. 51 00:04:09,941 --> 00:04:13,838 But the Indians didn't know it. Doesn't matter. I threw it away. 52 00:04:13,942 --> 00:04:17,295 Oh, how exciting. Please don't interrupt. 53 00:04:17,399 --> 00:04:19,067 I'd just swum the rapids. 54 00:04:19,361 --> 00:04:23,967 Had my canoe under one arm and a Rocky Mountain goat under the other. 55 00:04:24,071 --> 00:04:26,840 How could you swim without the use of your arms? 56 00:04:26,944 --> 00:04:30,759 Uh, uh... in those days, I had very strong legs. 57 00:04:30,863 --> 00:04:35,090 Uh, excuse me. Very strong limbs. 58 00:04:35,462 --> 00:04:37,966 You must have been full of fire in your youth. 59 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:41,668 I had to carry fire insurance until I was over 40. 60 00:04:42,576 --> 00:04:44,596 As I arrived at the river bank, 61 00:04:45,094 --> 00:04:51,142 I was encountered by the entire tribe of the Shug Indians, the most ferocious... 62 00:04:51,242 --> 00:04:53,760 - Have you ever been to Shug Country? - No, I haven't. 63 00:04:53,864 --> 00:04:57,887 Oh, that's fine. I unsheathed my bowie knife 64 00:04:58,239 --> 00:05:04,262 and cut a path through this wall of human flesh, 65 00:05:04,504 --> 00:05:06,595 dragging my canoe behind me. 66 00:05:06,699 --> 00:05:09,433 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh... 67 00:05:09,537 --> 00:05:12,748 Oh, I'm sorry. Perhaps I've gone too far. 68 00:05:12,848 --> 00:05:14,943 But what happened to the goat? 69 00:05:15,043 --> 00:05:17,151 He was very good with mustard. 70 00:05:32,488 --> 00:05:36,613 I'm very dissatisfied with the ensemble of the coryphées. 71 00:05:42,393 --> 00:05:45,547 Joe, there will be no performance on the showboat tonight. 72 00:05:45,651 --> 00:05:48,513 - No performance tonight? - No performance tonight. 73 00:05:50,853 --> 00:05:52,103 Quiet. 74 00:05:52,610 --> 00:05:54,157 Quiet! 75 00:05:56,411 --> 00:05:59,719 We're giving the entertainment tonight at General Rumford's plantation. 76 00:06:00,480 --> 00:06:02,548 It's his daughter's engagement party. 77 00:06:02,652 --> 00:06:06,194 Engagement party? 78 00:06:06,321 --> 00:06:09,009 Be gone. Be gone. Be gone. 79 00:06:09,113 --> 00:06:11,342 Be gone. Be gone! 80 00:06:13,538 --> 00:06:16,805 An engagement party. They're probably going to get married. 81 00:06:16,905 --> 00:06:20,581 Uh, probably. Your deductions are astounding. 82 00:06:20,681 --> 00:06:24,551 - Don't you think marriage is wonderful? - It's all right for women. 83 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:26,963 Women are like elephants to me. 84 00:06:27,063 --> 00:06:30,065 I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't wanna own one. 85 00:06:34,985 --> 00:06:38,674 - What's that tune you're playing? - It's brand-new. 86 00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:41,543 - They call it "Swanee River". - No good. 87 00:06:41,643 --> 00:06:44,898 It'll be forgotten in two weeks. People can't... 88 00:06:46,357 --> 00:06:48,347 People can't remember the tune. 89 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:04,242 Ugh! 90 00:07:05,001 --> 00:07:08,431 Suffering sciatica. Water! 91 00:07:10,802 --> 00:07:11,974 You... 92 00:07:21,621 --> 00:07:25,651 ~ Soon, maybe not tomorrow ~ 93 00:07:25,755 --> 00:07:30,648 ~ But soon, there'll just be two of us ~ 94 00:07:30,752 --> 00:07:34,484 ~ Soon, you and I will borrow ~ 95 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:38,860 ~ The moon for just the two of us ~ 96 00:07:38,964 --> 00:07:42,693 ~ Sweetly and so discreetly ~ 97 00:07:42,797 --> 00:07:48,151 ~ We'll be completely alone ~ 98 00:07:48,255 --> 00:07:53,307 ~ No other world ~ 99 00:07:53,411 --> 00:07:57,559 ~ Only our own ~ 100 00:07:57,663 --> 00:08:00,572 ~ Now we must be contented ~ 101 00:08:00,676 --> 00:08:04,745 ~ With schemes about the two of us ~ 102 00:08:05,210 --> 00:08:10,323 ~ Yet we can have our sweet set of dreams ~ 103 00:08:10,427 --> 00:08:12,955 ~ That will come true of us ~ 104 00:08:13,378 --> 00:08:19,034 ~ For presently and pleasantly ~ 105 00:08:19,138 --> 00:08:23,947 ~ Our hearts will be in tune ~ 106 00:08:24,051 --> 00:08:30,449 ~ So soon, maybe not tomorrow ~ 107 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:34,512 ~ But soon ~ 108 00:08:39,012 --> 00:08:42,036 Miss Elvira, did you do that because you didn't like my song? 109 00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:44,634 - Because I did like it, sir. - Hm. 110 00:08:45,596 --> 00:08:47,239 Then how do you like this line? 111 00:08:47,431 --> 00:08:49,659 ~ For presently and pleasantly ~ 112 00:08:49,933 --> 00:08:53,042 ~ Our hearts will beat in tune... ~ 113 00:08:55,384 --> 00:08:57,868 Well, I like that one, too. 114 00:08:57,968 --> 00:09:01,040 - Rumbo? Rumbo? - Yes, sir. 115 00:09:01,145 --> 00:09:04,079 Come here. More bourbon. Lots more bourbon. 116 00:09:04,183 --> 00:09:06,833 - I done put in two quarts already. - Put in two more. 117 00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:10,589 - This here's for men folks to drink. - Yes, sir. 118 00:09:11,844 --> 00:09:14,705 Doesn't it make you tingle all over when Tom sings? 119 00:09:14,809 --> 00:09:19,332 Nothin' but a tall mint julep will ever make my old bones tingle. 120 00:09:19,436 --> 00:09:23,544 It appears to me a young man oughta be takin' up with more important business 121 00:09:23,648 --> 00:09:25,696 right on the eve of his engagement. 122 00:09:25,796 --> 00:09:29,326 When people are so in love, I guess they naturally have to sing. 123 00:09:29,426 --> 00:09:33,994 Well, things ain't like they were when Major Patterson was courtin' Elvira. 124 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:39,673 All he knows how to do is fight. 125 00:09:40,688 --> 00:09:44,153 Well, I guess Tom knows how to fight as well as sing. 126 00:09:44,562 --> 00:09:45,880 I hope not. 127 00:09:46,443 --> 00:09:49,879 Now look here, Lucy. I want you to understand. 128 00:09:49,979 --> 00:09:53,085 When a girl as young as you are, just starting out in life, 129 00:09:53,189 --> 00:09:57,464 begins to talk and spout contrary to... What's that for? 130 00:09:57,569 --> 00:10:01,718 For you to stand on while you make your speech, so everybody can hear you. 131 00:10:02,597 --> 00:10:05,378 - Lucy... - Yes, sir. 132 00:10:05,734 --> 00:10:10,515 ...whatever you do, don't ever be a father. 133 00:10:14,951 --> 00:10:17,552 - There's one thing wrong with this song. - What? 134 00:10:17,656 --> 00:10:20,982 It doesn't give me a chance to turn, look you in the eye and sing... 135 00:10:21,238 --> 00:10:22,715 ~ I love you ~ 136 00:10:22,820 --> 00:10:25,754 Tom, you make me feel so wiggly when you act like that. 137 00:10:32,439 --> 00:10:35,181 - Elvira, would you like to know a secret? - What? 138 00:10:35,572 --> 00:10:40,678 About a certain present a certain groom will give his bride at a certain wedding. 139 00:10:40,782 --> 00:10:42,969 - Oh, what is it? - It's a song. 140 00:10:43,156 --> 00:10:46,658 A special song, with that line in letters three feet high. 141 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:50,931 ~ I love you ~ 142 00:10:51,035 --> 00:10:53,568 It’d take a lot of shouting to sing words three feet high. 143 00:10:53,672 --> 00:10:57,068 The way I feel right now, I could sing 'em about six feet high. 144 00:10:57,172 --> 00:10:58,214 Oh. 145 00:11:03,957 --> 00:11:05,414 - Wait. - Hoo. 146 00:11:07,748 --> 00:11:12,597 You heard the instructions. Remember, you do not shoot until I count three. 147 00:11:13,004 --> 00:11:14,412 Are you ready, sir? 148 00:11:14,512 --> 00:11:16,403 Are you ready, Major Patterson? 149 00:11:16,666 --> 00:11:18,628 What is this, an affair of honour? 150 00:11:18,803 --> 00:11:23,019 Yes, sir. That's Major Patterson and his brother Joe. 151 00:11:23,119 --> 00:11:26,445 They always killin' somebody about something. 152 00:11:26,549 --> 00:11:30,068 I guess them two's killed 'bout 40 peoples by now. 153 00:11:30,174 --> 00:11:32,115 Ah, 40 each? 154 00:11:32,219 --> 00:11:35,321 No, sir, 40 between 'em. 155 00:11:35,425 --> 00:11:37,657 How'd 40 people get between them? 156 00:11:37,842 --> 00:11:42,126 Oh, I know what you mean. Fairly peaceful citizens. Twenty each, I get you. 157 00:11:44,332 --> 00:11:45,529 One. 158 00:11:47,362 --> 00:11:48,519 Two. 159 00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:51,212 Three. 160 00:11:53,946 --> 00:11:56,921 Want those horses to catch cold? Get out of here. 161 00:11:58,331 --> 00:11:59,373 Awa'. 162 00:12:08,281 --> 00:12:12,516 Elvira, you'd best get yourself dressed. Your guests will be coming right soon. 163 00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:16,244 Dear me, I had no idea what time it was. I'll just be a very few minutes. 164 00:12:16,662 --> 00:12:21,560 Tom, I've been thinking about making you a present, something useful. 165 00:12:21,664 --> 00:12:26,188 - Well, that's very nice. - How are you fixed for shooting irons? 166 00:12:26,292 --> 00:12:29,522 Shooting irons? Oh, guns. I haven't any. 167 00:12:29,626 --> 00:12:31,686 None at all? What happened to them? 168 00:12:31,790 --> 00:12:35,855 I never had one. Philadelphia's not much of a town for shooting. 169 00:12:35,959 --> 00:12:40,355 Well, dear me, didn't that Quaker uncle teach you anything but singing? 170 00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:43,020 Oh, yes. I told you I was studying medicine. 171 00:12:43,124 --> 00:12:47,522 - Didn't you learn the art of duelling? - Oh, no, sir. 172 00:12:47,626 --> 00:12:51,313 - Or how to handle a pistol? - Oh, no, no. 173 00:12:51,417 --> 00:12:54,318 How did you defend yourself on the field of honour? 174 00:12:54,422 --> 00:12:57,652 I don't remember that I've ever been on a field of honour. 175 00:12:57,757 --> 00:13:00,746 Oh, dear. Here, Potter. 176 00:13:01,956 --> 00:13:06,716 If you're thinking on staying here, you'll need something besides your mandolin. 177 00:13:07,089 --> 00:13:10,570 Here. I fetched you that as an engagement present. 178 00:13:11,635 --> 00:13:14,070 - Thank you, sir. - I want you to learn how to use them. 179 00:13:14,174 --> 00:13:16,777 - I appreciate them, but I... - Listen, my boy. 180 00:13:16,882 --> 00:13:20,769 You can't protect your honour with a banjo pick. 181 00:13:28,085 --> 00:13:31,322 Tom, I heard what Father said to you. 182 00:13:31,426 --> 00:13:33,737 Oh, yes. Judging from his remarks, 183 00:13:33,841 --> 00:13:37,777 I guess he thinks I'm a cross between a jellyfish and a canary, huh? 184 00:13:37,882 --> 00:13:41,571 You're something we've never had around here before. 185 00:13:41,675 --> 00:13:47,528 A man with... with ideals and new things, and I'm proud of you. 186 00:13:48,217 --> 00:13:49,259 Oh. 187 00:13:49,969 --> 00:13:51,714 Well, thanks, Lucy. 188 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:03,688 - Tom... - Hm? 189 00:14:04,516 --> 00:14:09,544 After you and Elvira are married, 190 00:14:10,389 --> 00:14:12,910 you'll be practically my brother, won't you? 191 00:14:13,225 --> 00:14:17,624 - Sort of one of the family? - That seems to be the custom. 192 00:14:17,972 --> 00:14:21,789 And a girl like me should love everyone in the family, shouldn't she? 193 00:14:21,893 --> 00:14:23,889 Yes, she should. 194 00:14:24,435 --> 00:14:28,983 Well... well, don't get scared if I... 195 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,559 if I love you a little more than... 196 00:14:32,061 --> 00:14:36,213 Well, all I can say is just don't get scared. 197 00:14:43,805 --> 00:14:48,047 ~ All the world our own... ~ 198 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,665 Cease! Cease! 199 00:14:52,769 --> 00:14:55,958 - ~ Maybe... ~ - Listen to that melodious voice. 200 00:14:56,062 --> 00:15:01,041 ~...made our love song start ~ 201 00:15:01,141 --> 00:15:03,416 ~ Full was the river... ~ 202 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,286 - Tom. - Yes? 203 00:15:05,667 --> 00:15:09,088 You're not dressed. The folks from the showboat are here. 204 00:15:09,192 --> 00:15:11,546 Young man? Pardon me, young lady. 205 00:15:11,873 --> 00:15:14,291 - Was that your voice I just heard? - Yes, sir. 206 00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:16,172 I'm Commodore Jackson. 207 00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:19,414 I can always use a voice of your calibre on my showboat. 208 00:15:19,514 --> 00:15:21,727 That's nice, but I'm getting married. 209 00:15:21,827 --> 00:15:24,126 Yeah. Oh, yes. Hm. 210 00:15:24,404 --> 00:15:26,523 Uh, oh, oh. 211 00:15:27,188 --> 00:15:29,966 Gangway, please. Gangway. 212 00:15:30,270 --> 00:15:33,206 I still say that I can always... 213 00:15:33,310 --> 00:15:37,519 always use a voice of that... that calibre on my showboat. 214 00:15:38,769 --> 00:15:42,250 Oh, what a lovely bride and groom you'll make. 215 00:15:42,355 --> 00:15:45,600 Well, I-I'm not the bride. 216 00:15:45,726 --> 00:15:47,210 It's my sister. 217 00:16:00,599 --> 00:16:04,088 - Good evening, Elvira. - Good evening, miss. 218 00:16:04,192 --> 00:16:06,885 Good evening, miss. 219 00:16:08,975 --> 00:16:11,099 My dear friends, 220 00:16:11,275 --> 00:16:15,919 I have asked you to honour us with your presence on this happy occasion 221 00:16:16,023 --> 00:16:20,881 because it is my pleasure to announce the engagement of my daughter Elvira 222 00:16:20,985 --> 00:16:23,940 to Mr Tom Grayson of Philadelphia. 223 00:16:24,040 --> 00:16:29,344 And I invite you all to join me in a toast to their future happiness. 224 00:16:42,272 --> 00:16:46,132 Ladies and gentlemen, I take pardonable pride 225 00:16:46,236 --> 00:16:50,225 in submitting for your approval five of my little children. 226 00:16:52,898 --> 00:16:55,675 Oh, I beg your pardon. 227 00:16:55,780 --> 00:17:00,547 Five little piccaninnies that work for me on the showboat - the Inky Kids. 228 00:17:00,782 --> 00:17:03,036 Inks, do your duty. 229 00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:06,959 Got a head like a Rocky Ford cantaloupe. 230 00:17:11,644 --> 00:17:18,049 - ~ Little David ~ - ~ Little David ~ 231 00:17:18,465 --> 00:17:23,020 ~ David was a shepherd boy ~ 232 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:26,717 - What'd he do? - ~ He killed Goliath and shouted for joy ~ 233 00:17:26,821 --> 00:17:29,592 ~ Little David, play on your harp, hallelu, hallelu ~ 234 00:17:29,696 --> 00:17:31,451 ~ Little David, play on your harp ~ 235 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:35,299 ~ Hallelu ~ 236 00:17:39,566 --> 00:17:44,963 ~ Joshua was the son of Nun ~ 237 00:17:45,067 --> 00:17:47,536 - What'd he do? - ~ Never stopped till his work was done ~ 238 00:17:47,636 --> 00:17:50,382 ~ Little David, play on your harp, hallelu, hallelu ~ 239 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,089 ~ Little David, play on your harp ~ 240 00:17:52,193 --> 00:17:55,943 ~ Hallelu ~ 241 00:17:59,769 --> 00:18:01,882 - ~ Little David ~ - ~ Little David ~ 242 00:18:01,986 --> 00:18:07,122 - ~ Little David ~ - ~ Little David ~ 243 00:18:07,239 --> 00:18:10,957 ~ Play on ~ 244 00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:17,427 ~ Your harp ~ 245 00:18:23,939 --> 00:18:28,201 ~ Way down upon ~ 246 00:18:28,301 --> 00:18:33,613 ~ De Swanee River ~ 247 00:18:38,523 --> 00:18:44,420 ~ Far, far away ~ 248 00:18:52,026 --> 00:19:04,767 ~ There's where my heart is turning ever ~ 249 00:19:05,034 --> 00:19:08,163 ~ There's where the... ~ 250 00:19:08,446 --> 00:19:11,805 - Why don't you join them, Tom? - Oh, why spoil it? 251 00:19:11,909 --> 00:19:14,221 Won't you, for me? 252 00:19:14,325 --> 00:19:17,561 ~ Mm ~ 253 00:19:17,830 --> 00:19:27,691 ~ All the world is sad and dreary ~ 254 00:19:28,123 --> 00:19:34,951 ~ Everywhere I roam ~ 255 00:19:39,034 --> 00:19:46,444 ~ Oh, darkies, how my heart ~ 256 00:19:46,548 --> 00:19:51,041 ~ Grows weary ~ 257 00:19:54,161 --> 00:20:05,838 ~ Far from the old folks at home ~ 258 00:20:08,296 --> 00:20:18,720 ~ All up and down de whole creation ~ 259 00:20:21,384 --> 00:20:28,996 ~ Sadly I roam ~ 260 00:20:32,538 --> 00:20:46,357 ~ Still longing for the old plantation ~ 261 00:20:49,548 --> 00:21:02,195 ~ And for de old folks ~ 262 00:21:03,477 --> 00:21:10,305 ~ At home ~ 263 00:21:39,601 --> 00:21:42,756 We've enjoyed your little nonsense very much. 264 00:21:42,860 --> 00:21:45,924 Ah, thank you very much. That's what they all say. 265 00:21:46,029 --> 00:21:48,170 The greatest show on Earth. 266 00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:51,463 And here, here is a little jug of liquor. 267 00:21:51,567 --> 00:21:53,796 Oh, thank you. A nice little noggin. 268 00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:58,009 It's made right here on the plantation, so you needn't be afraid of it. 269 00:21:58,113 --> 00:22:00,799 Never been frightened of liquor in all my life. 270 00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:04,467 Bibam sapiente plena est. 271 00:22:04,571 --> 00:22:06,447 Uh, yeah? 272 00:22:08,302 --> 00:22:11,053 You took the very words out of my mouth. 273 00:22:11,237 --> 00:22:12,576 Very well. Good... 274 00:22:12,676 --> 00:22:14,654 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 275 00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:22,735 Keep those lights out. Oh. 276 00:22:24,316 --> 00:22:25,955 Au re... 277 00:22:32,337 --> 00:22:35,013 Get on that box, you Senegambian. 278 00:22:35,117 --> 00:22:36,159 Go! 279 00:22:39,735 --> 00:22:41,677 Au revoir... 280 00:22:45,402 --> 00:22:47,034 Quiet, girl. 281 00:22:52,237 --> 00:22:53,487 Viper. 282 00:23:12,448 --> 00:23:17,099 Why, gentlemen. Major, I thought you were still down river. I sure am glad... 283 00:23:17,204 --> 00:23:18,896 One moment, General. 284 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:23,044 Before I went away, I declared my love for your daughter Elvira. 285 00:23:23,247 --> 00:23:26,616 And I was led to believe she regarded my attentions favourably. 286 00:23:26,789 --> 00:23:30,129 Well, Major, is that a fact? Why, uh... 287 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:34,476 Now I learn that you are celebratin' her engagement to a Northern man. 288 00:23:34,581 --> 00:23:38,853 Why, yes, Major. Elvira's going to marry Tom Grayson, my ward. 289 00:23:39,130 --> 00:23:43,816 General, our families have been neighbours for a long spell of years. 290 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:46,875 - And friends, sir. - There's never been trouble between us. 291 00:23:47,210 --> 00:23:48,479 Until now. 292 00:23:48,583 --> 00:23:51,567 There's nothing now to give rise to trouble, Major. 293 00:23:51,671 --> 00:23:55,649 Neither you nor I can dictate what goes on in a young girl's heart. 294 00:23:55,754 --> 00:23:58,024 Why, she had never seen Tom before. 295 00:23:58,129 --> 00:24:01,482 He took advantage of Hilary's absence and made love to her. 296 00:24:01,586 --> 00:24:05,114 It's an insult to my honour, and I demand satisfaction. 297 00:24:07,039 --> 00:24:10,823 I calculate my ward will be happy to oblige you, sir. 298 00:24:18,723 --> 00:24:20,338 Oh, uh, Tom? 299 00:24:20,631 --> 00:24:23,011 - Excuse me, please. - Yes. 300 00:24:27,142 --> 00:24:29,799 Looks like you're engaged for good this time. 301 00:24:29,904 --> 00:24:34,431 It sure does, but I hope it won't scare away any of my old friends. 302 00:24:35,892 --> 00:24:38,715 Major Patterson, sir, I present Mr Tom Grayson. 303 00:24:38,819 --> 00:24:41,886 How do you do, Major? Won't you come in and join us? 304 00:24:44,686 --> 00:24:47,962 - My brother's card, sir. - Oh, thank you very much. 305 00:24:48,239 --> 00:24:49,820 I'm sorry I haven't one of mine with me. 306 00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:53,508 Don't you understand the major is challenging you to a duel? 307 00:24:53,612 --> 00:24:56,670 - For what? - You've been making love to Elvira. 308 00:24:56,770 --> 00:25:00,425 - Certainly. We're engaged. - For which I demand satisfaction. 309 00:25:00,530 --> 00:25:02,966 - Excuse me. - Aren't you a little excited? 310 00:25:03,070 --> 00:25:05,510 Don't you recognise any code of honour? 311 00:25:05,614 --> 00:25:07,883 - No, sir, not that kind. - Tom. 312 00:25:08,194 --> 00:25:11,511 Mr Grayson is new to the South, so we'll have to excuse... 313 00:25:11,615 --> 00:25:14,845 - There's no excuse for not fightin'. - Name your weapon. 314 00:25:14,949 --> 00:25:18,927 I have no intention of duelling just because you're annoyed at my luck. 315 00:25:19,032 --> 00:25:21,636 Then it's my right to brand you as a coward. 316 00:25:21,740 --> 00:25:25,885 You can brand me anything you like. This is all very ridiculous to me. 317 00:25:26,122 --> 00:25:29,426 - Come on, Elvira. - I've never been so humiliated in my life. 318 00:25:29,531 --> 00:25:32,885 What are my friends going to think of me if you won't defend me? 319 00:25:35,901 --> 00:25:39,180 Miss Elvira, may I call on you tomorrow evening? 320 00:25:40,263 --> 00:25:42,534 I shall be most pleased, Major Patterson. 321 00:25:42,634 --> 00:25:44,947 Thank you. General. 322 00:25:45,534 --> 00:25:47,231 Mr Grayson. 323 00:25:52,571 --> 00:25:55,893 I'll never get over the disgrace you have brought on this house. 324 00:25:55,997 --> 00:25:57,391 I'm very sorry, but... 325 00:25:57,495 --> 00:26:01,098 Don't you understand the meaning of the word "honour"? 326 00:26:01,313 --> 00:26:05,349 I thought I did, yes, but if it means killing a man I've never seen before 327 00:26:05,454 --> 00:26:08,954 and against whom I haven't any grievance, then I don't. 328 00:26:10,447 --> 00:26:14,483 You will leave this plantation tonight, sir. 329 00:26:18,849 --> 00:26:20,459 Come, Elvira. 330 00:26:40,704 --> 00:26:42,710 Hello, Lucy, honey. 331 00:26:43,042 --> 00:26:46,603 My, but you're growing up to be a pretty young lady. 332 00:27:00,581 --> 00:27:03,330 - Come in. - I'm in. 333 00:27:09,205 --> 00:27:11,069 - Hello. - Hello. 334 00:27:11,173 --> 00:27:15,341 I... I just came to say goodbye. 335 00:27:15,441 --> 00:27:17,841 Oh, thanks. Goodbye. 336 00:27:24,685 --> 00:27:28,820 Anybody can fight. All the men in these parts fight. 337 00:27:29,903 --> 00:27:34,770 But what I'm proud of is a man brave enough to stick to his ideals and... 338 00:27:35,354 --> 00:27:39,049 and be true to what's in his heart. 339 00:27:40,144 --> 00:27:42,199 That's what I'm proud of. 340 00:27:44,717 --> 00:27:46,620 Well, you'll probably outgrow it. 341 00:27:47,411 --> 00:27:49,958 I'm not outgrowing anything any more. 342 00:27:50,338 --> 00:27:53,822 - I'm a hundred years old. - Oh, you're older than that. 343 00:27:56,357 --> 00:27:58,536 Well, everything's packed. 344 00:27:59,677 --> 00:28:01,238 I guess. 345 00:28:02,408 --> 00:28:05,510 - I'll go to the road with you. - What if your father sees you? 346 00:28:05,614 --> 00:28:08,080 I said I'll go to the road with you. 347 00:28:17,097 --> 00:28:19,901 Well, goodbye, Lucy. 348 00:28:24,006 --> 00:28:25,207 Tom. 349 00:28:28,350 --> 00:28:30,462 Don't look at me while I'm talking, 350 00:28:30,566 --> 00:28:33,931 cos then I'll get all upset inside and can't talk any more. 351 00:28:34,106 --> 00:28:36,536 Just look straight ahead like I am. 352 00:28:37,065 --> 00:28:41,175 - Are you doing it? - Yes. 353 00:28:41,279 --> 00:28:43,680 All I wanted to say is 354 00:28:43,885 --> 00:28:49,389 I know you think I'm not grown up enough to mean anything to anybody, but... 355 00:28:49,988 --> 00:28:52,024 I don't care because... 356 00:28:52,444 --> 00:28:54,161 I love you. 357 00:28:54,405 --> 00:28:56,132 Why, Lucy. 358 00:28:56,357 --> 00:28:59,512 Oh, don't look. You said you wouldn't. 359 00:29:01,939 --> 00:29:06,633 I didn't tell you before because... you were gonna marry Elvira. 360 00:29:07,511 --> 00:29:12,010 But now I can say anything I want to, and I'm telling you 361 00:29:12,225 --> 00:29:16,879 that I love you more than anything or anybody else in the whole world. 362 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,926 You can look now. I've finished. 363 00:29:21,242 --> 00:29:25,662 You shouldn't be saying things like that, a kid of your age. 364 00:29:26,511 --> 00:29:31,983 Why, I knew you'd spoil it all by calling me a kid, but I don't care. 365 00:29:32,943 --> 00:29:37,139 Will you kiss me goodbye? And kiss me like you're never gonna see me any more. 366 00:29:37,412 --> 00:29:40,125 Cos maybe that's the way it's going to be. 367 00:29:47,150 --> 00:29:48,817 Goodbye. 368 00:29:49,581 --> 00:29:51,045 So long... 369 00:29:51,369 --> 00:29:52,655 shrimp. 370 00:30:10,195 --> 00:30:12,592 - Have you made up your mind? - I'll join you. 371 00:30:12,783 --> 00:30:13,825 Good. 372 00:30:15,140 --> 00:30:16,243 Here. 373 00:30:18,214 --> 00:30:20,029 Sign right down there. 374 00:30:34,081 --> 00:30:36,225 This contract's just a matter of form. 375 00:30:36,329 --> 00:30:39,527 Whenever you get dissatisfied, we'll tear it up. 376 00:30:39,749 --> 00:30:42,074 Well, it's a bargain. 377 00:30:42,750 --> 00:30:45,763 Well, here's evidence of my friendship and esteem. 378 00:30:47,373 --> 00:30:49,768 May you be on the showboat as long as you live. 379 00:30:49,872 --> 00:30:53,170 I hope I prove to be more of a success than I was at the plantation. 380 00:30:53,459 --> 00:30:54,721 Oh. 381 00:30:59,285 --> 00:31:00,938 That's the spirit, my boy. 382 00:31:01,162 --> 00:31:03,738 Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, 383 00:31:03,918 --> 00:31:06,051 but it takes a live fish to swim up. 384 00:31:06,294 --> 00:31:11,292 - Well, I'd like to have a drink on that. - Oh, no more. You've had enough. 385 00:31:11,670 --> 00:31:13,312 Remember your voice. 386 00:31:13,668 --> 00:31:17,732 I'll show you around the boat, give you some idea of how show folks live. 387 00:31:17,836 --> 00:31:19,782 Well, that'll be nice. 388 00:31:20,252 --> 00:31:22,153 What'd I do with that contract? 389 00:31:22,834 --> 00:31:25,344 Guess I must have had my other coat on. 390 00:31:33,874 --> 00:31:39,251 This bend here is treacherous, but you got nothing more to worry about till Memphis. 391 00:31:44,709 --> 00:31:47,824 - Hey, you're whistling. - Well, what of it? 392 00:31:47,975 --> 00:31:51,155 Well, that's the first time since you came on the boat. 393 00:31:51,259 --> 00:31:53,567 You're starting to forget, aren't you? 394 00:31:54,533 --> 00:31:56,761 Forget what? 395 00:31:56,884 --> 00:31:58,613 You know. 396 00:31:58,717 --> 00:32:03,433 Personally, I liked her little blonde sister much better than I did her anyway. 397 00:32:05,043 --> 00:32:07,743 - Where's the commodore? - Below, playing poker. 398 00:32:07,847 --> 00:32:12,175 You know, she was kinda sweet on you. I could see that. 399 00:32:12,275 --> 00:32:15,190 Oh, she... she isn't out of school yet. 400 00:32:15,290 --> 00:32:18,950 - Well, she can graduate, can't she? - Yes, in time. 401 00:32:19,050 --> 00:32:24,072 Oh, the mystery of love - the way it performs. 402 00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:26,198 Certainly didn't perform for me. 403 00:32:26,298 --> 00:32:32,622 ~ Way down upon the Swanee River ~ 404 00:32:33,221 --> 00:32:35,740 Let's deal the red ones for luck. 405 00:32:35,845 --> 00:32:38,406 Fine, fine. Splendid idea, yes. 406 00:32:38,506 --> 00:32:42,244 You want those? We'll throw those away, too. 407 00:32:44,391 --> 00:32:50,450 ~ Way down upon the Swanee River ~ 408 00:32:50,554 --> 00:32:55,340 You heard that tune on the boat that fella was singing? 409 00:33:10,468 --> 00:33:12,965 Wait a minute. Let me cut those cards. 410 00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:17,239 - Oh, yes, I beg your pardon. - Thank you. 411 00:33:21,302 --> 00:33:23,209 ~...River ~ 412 00:34:15,938 --> 00:34:17,771 I'll open for a stack. 413 00:34:19,217 --> 00:34:21,677 - I'll call it. - So will I. 414 00:34:21,852 --> 00:34:27,444 Gentlemen, I'm sorry, but I've just got to tilt you a stack. 415 00:34:28,205 --> 00:34:31,102 - Well, I'll just call that. - Call, too. 416 00:34:31,206 --> 00:34:32,948 I'm with you. 417 00:34:35,583 --> 00:34:38,276 - How many cards? - One. 418 00:34:39,740 --> 00:34:42,873 - I'll take one, too. - One. Well, well. 419 00:34:43,048 --> 00:34:45,713 - I'll play these. - Well, well. 420 00:34:46,298 --> 00:34:48,523 You are stingy. I'll take one. 421 00:35:00,468 --> 00:35:03,483 What are you doing up there? Cut it out! 422 00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:08,109 It's all right, they're just playing with those knives. I thought they were fighting. 423 00:35:13,408 --> 00:35:14,550 Rogers! 424 00:35:15,428 --> 00:35:17,419 You scoundrel, where have you been? 425 00:35:40,350 --> 00:35:42,342 I'll bet the works. 426 00:35:43,643 --> 00:35:45,964 I'll call it for what I have. 427 00:35:46,064 --> 00:35:49,447 - So will I. - I'll just see that, then. 428 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,909 Well, all right, I'll just see it. 429 00:35:54,250 --> 00:35:55,917 Four aces. 430 00:35:56,052 --> 00:35:57,094 Huh? 431 00:35:57,716 --> 00:36:00,154 That's funny. I've got four aces. 432 00:36:00,259 --> 00:36:01,698 Oh, don't tell me. 433 00:36:01,802 --> 00:36:07,825 There's only four aces in the deck, and the man that holds the first four wins. 434 00:36:10,877 --> 00:36:12,488 What have you got? 435 00:36:13,299 --> 00:36:14,772 That beats me. 436 00:36:16,388 --> 00:36:19,200 - What have you got? - I don't know. I've got to look. 437 00:36:19,304 --> 00:36:23,115 - Look. Come on, what have you got? - What do you think of that? 438 00:36:23,597 --> 00:36:25,779 Ha ha. Just a little pair of deuces. 439 00:36:32,572 --> 00:36:38,339 Where I come from, there's only one thing they do with a crooked dealer. 440 00:36:54,550 --> 00:36:55,905 Get out! 441 00:36:56,556 --> 00:37:01,116 Be gone. Never darken my gangplank again. 442 00:37:06,219 --> 00:37:10,538 - I'll learn 'em not to cheat at cards. - Oh, Commodore, you hurt? 443 00:37:10,642 --> 00:37:13,793 They ain't made the bullet tough enough to hurt me. 444 00:37:14,466 --> 00:37:16,281 You had me scared out of my wits. 445 00:37:16,399 --> 00:37:19,385 He gets himself into one shootin' scrape after another. 446 00:37:19,727 --> 00:37:22,681 - Little darling. - Cut it out. 447 00:37:22,781 --> 00:37:27,231 Go and get me some ham and eggs. Country-style. 448 00:37:28,695 --> 00:37:30,876 You're gonna eat after killing two men? 449 00:37:30,981 --> 00:37:34,286 Nothing like a shooting affair to sharpen up the appetite. 450 00:37:34,433 --> 00:37:38,004 If I was ever mixed up in a shooting, I wouldn't be able to eat for a week. 451 00:37:38,795 --> 00:37:40,200 Ham and eggs? 452 00:37:41,891 --> 00:37:46,407 Tom, you saved my life. You're the fastest man I've ever seen. 453 00:37:46,729 --> 00:37:50,546 I could make you the quickest man on the trigger in the whole world. 454 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:55,980 Well, I... I don't know, Commodore. I guess I'm just not a killer at heart. 455 00:37:56,712 --> 00:38:00,299 You don't have to be. Just make 'em believe you are. 456 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:02,831 Sit down! 457 00:38:04,018 --> 00:38:08,306 See? There you are. Once you got a man seated, you got him at your mercy. 458 00:38:09,475 --> 00:38:11,672 Sit down! 459 00:38:12,726 --> 00:38:15,746 - Like that? - Uh, something after that fashion. 460 00:38:15,850 --> 00:38:17,381 Not quite it, yes. 461 00:38:24,642 --> 00:38:29,454 - Is Commodore Jackson aboard? - Why, I-I don't know, sir. 462 00:38:29,558 --> 00:38:31,668 Is he? Is he? 463 00:38:31,768 --> 00:38:34,859 - Is he or ain't he? - Yeah, he is, sir, Captain Blackie. 464 00:38:38,263 --> 00:38:42,530 You stick to me, and I'll have you hunting bears with a fly swatter. 465 00:38:42,816 --> 00:38:44,813 Anything you say, Commodore. 466 00:38:45,018 --> 00:38:47,009 There's Captain Blackie. 467 00:38:48,210 --> 00:38:52,015 Look, here comes a fella now. Let's make him sit down, huh? 468 00:38:53,313 --> 00:38:55,294 Uh... uh... 469 00:38:55,525 --> 00:39:00,154 Get those matches... Sweep the... See that they wash the wind... The, uh... 470 00:39:00,254 --> 00:39:04,663 Get... The chairs. Have 'em put the chairs on the floor there, off those tables. 471 00:39:12,059 --> 00:39:14,897 - How do, Captain Blackie? - Sit down. 472 00:39:14,997 --> 00:39:18,159 Huh? Oh, yes. Oh, thank you. Yes, thanks. 473 00:39:18,983 --> 00:39:22,141 - What are you going to do about this? - Huh? Oh... 474 00:39:22,241 --> 00:39:25,218 Uh, "I owe you..." 475 00:39:25,322 --> 00:39:27,054 "I owe you." 476 00:39:28,146 --> 00:39:31,634 "I owe you $10,000. Commodore..." 477 00:39:31,739 --> 00:39:35,550 That so? That's my signature. $10,000, huh? 478 00:39:35,654 --> 00:39:38,969 Huh. Oh... I sewed it up, yeah. Well, that'll be all right. 479 00:39:39,073 --> 00:39:44,094 Um, where will you be, say, at half past ten, eleven o'cl... 480 00:39:44,198 --> 00:39:47,800 Where will you be at noon tonight? I mean, tonight. Not... 481 00:39:47,904 --> 00:39:50,480 - Where will you be around 12 o'clock? - Here. 482 00:39:50,616 --> 00:39:53,350 - Uh, where will you be at one o'clock? - Here. 483 00:39:53,490 --> 00:39:56,554 Oh. Look here, it's no use you foodling around. 484 00:39:56,658 --> 00:39:59,000 - I can send ol' Moses over... - Here! 485 00:39:59,116 --> 00:40:02,835 - That's OK, then. See you here at one... - Wait a minute. 486 00:40:03,281 --> 00:40:05,616 - Gimme that IOU. - Oh. 487 00:40:05,909 --> 00:40:09,932 Thanks for calling my attention to it. Just so that's fair and square. 488 00:40:10,037 --> 00:40:12,933 IOU. Here you are. Now be careful. 489 00:40:13,038 --> 00:40:16,771 - Don't lose it. Put it in your pocket. - Just a minute. 490 00:40:17,828 --> 00:40:22,685 $10,000 cash, or I'll take your boat away from you. 491 00:40:22,992 --> 00:40:24,033 Oh... 492 00:40:26,344 --> 00:40:28,435 Hey, quit that! 493 00:40:29,301 --> 00:40:31,907 - Who's that makin' all that noise? - Huh? 494 00:40:32,245 --> 00:40:38,201 Oh. Uh, Colonel Steele. The notorious Colonel Steele. 495 00:40:38,415 --> 00:40:42,098 Notorious Colonel Steele? Never heard of him. What's he doing here? 496 00:40:42,202 --> 00:40:46,094 Singing on my showboat. Known as the Singing Killer. 497 00:40:46,194 --> 00:40:48,645 - The Singing Killer? - Singing Killer, yeah. 498 00:40:48,749 --> 00:40:51,727 Old Indian fighter. At the age of six... 499 00:40:52,576 --> 00:40:56,616 in order to get through a parcel of Indians, he reached back, pulled out a bowie knife 500 00:40:56,716 --> 00:41:00,497 and hacked a path through this wall of human flesh, 501 00:41:00,597 --> 00:41:02,315 dragging a canoe behind him! 502 00:41:02,419 --> 00:41:04,191 - Call him over here. - Huh? 503 00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:07,553 Call him over here. I'd like to meet him. 504 00:41:07,653 --> 00:41:10,442 Oh, yes. Oh, he'd be glad to know you. 505 00:41:10,639 --> 00:41:12,982 Uh... uh, Thomas? 506 00:41:13,860 --> 00:41:15,207 Come here. 507 00:41:17,628 --> 00:41:19,188 Be right over. 508 00:41:21,045 --> 00:41:22,321 Thomas! 509 00:41:22,846 --> 00:41:24,370 Come here. 510 00:41:30,167 --> 00:41:31,572 Come here! 511 00:41:36,130 --> 00:41:37,896 What is all this? 512 00:41:39,887 --> 00:41:43,207 You don't look any more like a killer to me than a chipmunk. 513 00:41:43,810 --> 00:41:46,718 - Singer, huh? - Yes, I sing a little. 514 00:41:46,822 --> 00:41:49,472 What's funny about that? 515 00:41:49,576 --> 00:41:53,383 The Singing Killer. 516 00:41:54,567 --> 00:41:57,677 You'd better have that 10,000, or I'll take this boat. 517 00:41:57,781 --> 00:42:00,556 - You can't do that. - I can't, huh? 518 00:42:01,943 --> 00:42:05,650 Listen... I don't like you and I don't like singers. 519 00:42:06,199 --> 00:42:08,712 You'd better not be here when I come back, 520 00:42:08,812 --> 00:42:11,798 or they'll carry you off of this boat feet first. 521 00:42:18,153 --> 00:42:21,928 I was just waiting for a signal from you and I'd have knocked him high as a kite. 522 00:42:23,203 --> 00:42:24,328 Higher. 523 00:42:33,405 --> 00:42:35,500 - I wouldn't go on tonight. - Why not? 524 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,239 Captain Blackie will kill you. 525 00:42:37,339 --> 00:42:40,137 I could protect you, only I've broken both my guns. 526 00:42:40,237 --> 00:42:41,894 Here, take mine. 527 00:42:46,741 --> 00:42:48,891 I wouldn't go on anyway, if I were you. 528 00:42:56,285 --> 00:43:01,064 ~ Once we walked alone ~ 529 00:43:01,168 --> 00:43:05,667 ~ Down by the river ~ 530 00:43:05,842 --> 00:43:11,150 ~ All the world's our own ~ 531 00:43:11,254 --> 00:43:16,030 ~ Down by the river ~ 532 00:43:16,323 --> 00:43:20,188 ~ Maybe the river ~ 533 00:43:20,363 --> 00:43:25,989 ~ Made our love song start ~ 534 00:43:27,477 --> 00:43:30,484 ~ Full was the river ~ 535 00:43:30,815 --> 00:43:37,673 ~ Yet more full, my heart ~ 536 00:43:38,954 --> 00:43:42,488 ~ So I love you, too ~ 537 00:43:43,785 --> 00:43:47,445 ~ You and the river ~ 538 00:43:47,678 --> 00:43:52,116 ~ I'll be there for you ~ 539 00:43:53,621 --> 00:43:57,495 ~ I and the river ~ 540 00:43:58,543 --> 00:44:02,907 ~ You will remember ~ 541 00:44:03,012 --> 00:44:09,679 ~ When you hear my song ~ 542 00:44:10,338 --> 00:44:16,588 ~ Down where the river ~ 543 00:44:17,302 --> 00:44:21,885 ~ Rolls along ~ 544 00:44:24,215 --> 00:44:27,553 Stop that. Get off that platform and get off quick. 545 00:44:29,134 --> 00:44:33,103 - Would you please sit down? - You're asking me to sit down? 546 00:44:33,203 --> 00:44:36,306 Unless you're leaving, yes. Sit down. 547 00:44:36,628 --> 00:44:38,619 Play that introduction again. 548 00:44:39,439 --> 00:44:42,425 Your piano-playing friend seems to be a bit jumpy. 549 00:44:43,977 --> 00:44:47,089 I'll help him to keep his music in place. 550 00:44:48,661 --> 00:44:52,329 - Go ahead, play that introduction again. - You moanin' hyena. 551 00:44:52,496 --> 00:44:56,671 Every breath you take from now on will be a personal present from me. 552 00:44:56,771 --> 00:45:00,622 - Sit down! - You dirty, chicken-livered, yellow... 553 00:45:00,722 --> 00:45:03,290 Get out of here, for heaven... Agh! 554 00:45:44,975 --> 00:45:47,475 Commodore... 555 00:45:48,297 --> 00:45:50,171 Mother of pearl. 556 00:46:05,700 --> 00:46:11,200 Ladies and gentlemen, if you'll all be seated, we'll go on with the concert. 557 00:46:13,076 --> 00:46:17,479 ~ So I love you, too ~ 558 00:46:17,925 --> 00:46:21,857 ~ You and the river ~ 559 00:46:22,053 --> 00:46:26,520 ~ I'll be there for you ~ 560 00:46:26,708 --> 00:46:31,246 ~ I and the river ~ 561 00:46:31,346 --> 00:46:35,235 ~ You will remember ~ 562 00:46:35,432 --> 00:46:41,972 ~ When you hear my song ~ 563 00:46:42,166 --> 00:46:47,482 ~ Down where the river ~ 564 00:46:47,729 --> 00:46:55,165 ~ Rolls along ~ 565 00:47:00,125 --> 00:47:01,810 Get me some ham and eggs! 566 00:47:02,590 --> 00:47:04,504 My boy. 567 00:47:04,972 --> 00:47:09,123 Colonel Steele, the Singing Killer! 568 00:47:17,737 --> 00:47:20,137 ...hero waiting outside. - Bah to the hero. 569 00:47:20,237 --> 00:47:22,187 - I'm a-starved to death. - Me too. 570 00:47:22,287 --> 00:47:24,646 I can't pop this corn any faster. 571 00:47:25,583 --> 00:47:27,603 Shh. Here comes Annabelle. 572 00:47:27,808 --> 00:47:29,330 Did you get it? 573 00:47:31,175 --> 00:47:33,620 Here's the butter. 574 00:47:33,724 --> 00:47:37,032 - Hurry up with that butter. - Oh, hurry. 575 00:47:37,925 --> 00:47:39,252 Want some popcorn? 576 00:47:43,301 --> 00:47:44,763 What is it? 577 00:47:47,676 --> 00:47:49,745 I guess nobody knows where he is. 578 00:47:50,139 --> 00:47:53,082 This is the third letter returned from Philadelphia. 579 00:47:53,617 --> 00:47:55,420 Oh, if I could only find him. 580 00:47:56,013 --> 00:47:59,001 - If I could only just hear from him. - And what if you did? 581 00:47:59,106 --> 00:48:02,069 Girls, quick. Miss Markham, she's coming up the stairs. 582 00:48:05,199 --> 00:48:06,617 My letter. 583 00:48:21,973 --> 00:48:24,519 I suppose all you girls are sound asleep. 584 00:48:24,619 --> 00:48:26,846 Yes, Miss Markham. 585 00:48:26,946 --> 00:48:28,123 Oh... 586 00:48:36,549 --> 00:48:41,604 ~ Still longing ~ 587 00:48:41,765 --> 00:48:51,127 ~ For de old plantation ~ 588 00:48:55,555 --> 00:48:58,471 ~ And ~ 589 00:48:59,312 --> 00:49:07,257 ~ For de old folks ~ 590 00:49:09,450 --> 00:49:15,870 ~ At home ~ 591 00:49:27,930 --> 00:49:32,695 I see by the paper that the notorious Colonel Steele has killed another man. 592 00:49:32,898 --> 00:49:35,124 A fella named Harry Rumford. 593 00:49:35,228 --> 00:49:38,001 Yeah, nephew of General Rumford. 594 00:49:38,105 --> 00:49:40,299 - A duel? - No. 595 00:49:40,399 --> 00:49:43,395 Fella held four aces, and the colonel didn't like it. 596 00:49:44,648 --> 00:49:48,129 I hear he shoots first and asks questions afterwards. 597 00:49:48,233 --> 00:49:50,296 But there ain't nobody left to answer 'em. 598 00:49:50,396 --> 00:49:54,585 They're sure crowdin' to that showboat to hear him sing, just the same. 599 00:49:54,689 --> 00:49:57,070 - Morning, Abner. - Morning, Commodore. 600 00:49:57,170 --> 00:49:59,335 - Looking mighty pert. - What'll it be? 601 00:49:59,439 --> 00:50:00,995 Well, lemme see. 602 00:50:02,386 --> 00:50:04,152 Head, it's a mint julep. 603 00:50:05,141 --> 00:50:06,345 And tail... 604 00:50:07,281 --> 00:50:10,438 - Aw, well, gimme a mint julep, anyway. - Yes, sir. 605 00:50:12,479 --> 00:50:15,226 - Even all prepared for me. - Yes, sir. 606 00:50:16,486 --> 00:50:18,890 Gimme a plain sarsaparilla. 607 00:50:25,590 --> 00:50:27,805 - Pardon me, gentlemen. - Uh... 608 00:50:27,905 --> 00:50:31,120 The lout down there just ordered a glass of sarsaparilla. 609 00:50:31,224 --> 00:50:34,826 Ha ha. Uh, where did this Colonel Steele come from, anyway? 610 00:50:34,930 --> 00:50:37,435 - Texas. - I thought it was Philadelphia. 611 00:50:37,535 --> 00:50:41,787 Uh, was born in Philadelphia, but raised in Waxahachie, Texas. 612 00:50:42,590 --> 00:50:45,120 Shot a man's nose off down there many years ago. 613 00:50:45,224 --> 00:50:47,217 - Shot a man's nose off? - Yeah. 614 00:50:47,317 --> 00:50:53,718 Man had a rather prominent proboscis, after the fashion of all eminent men. 615 00:50:54,102 --> 00:50:56,623 Stood on the corner, pulled out a shooting iron, 616 00:50:56,727 --> 00:50:59,228 says, "I'm gonna shoot that man's nose off." 617 00:50:59,656 --> 00:51:02,498 Shot it off as clean as you could cut it with a buzz saw. 618 00:51:02,602 --> 00:51:05,380 - Wasn't he arrested? - Oh, yes, he was arrested. 619 00:51:05,674 --> 00:51:08,873 - Jury was out just one minute. - What was the verdict? 620 00:51:08,977 --> 00:51:13,668 The verdict? The verdict was he was the best shot in Texas. 621 00:51:13,913 --> 00:51:15,953 Colonel Steele, the Singing Killer, 622 00:51:16,053 --> 00:51:19,851 singing on my showboat every night - the River Queen. 623 00:51:33,892 --> 00:51:36,703 - That's no way to shoot a revolver. - No? 624 00:51:36,902 --> 00:51:39,044 - First thing you do is relax. - Relax. 625 00:51:39,148 --> 00:51:41,197 Put both feet on the ground. 626 00:51:41,732 --> 00:51:45,472 Hold your elbow close into your side. Pull the trigger thus. 627 00:51:50,069 --> 00:51:52,387 What are you doin'?! Get out of there! 628 00:51:52,492 --> 00:51:55,640 Hefty, get the show together and take it over to the park. 629 00:51:55,745 --> 00:51:58,559 This is the biggest 4th of July crowd I've ever seen. 630 00:51:58,663 --> 00:52:01,349 I've engaged rooms for you over at the hotel. 631 00:52:01,453 --> 00:52:04,473 I see you've added Harry Rumford to my list of "victims". 632 00:52:04,577 --> 00:52:06,768 He was killed in New Orleans six weeks ago. 633 00:52:06,872 --> 00:52:09,769 I've never been there and I never knew Harry Rumford. 634 00:52:09,873 --> 00:52:12,853 - What's the difference? - It's got to be denied. 635 00:52:13,082 --> 00:52:15,853 - He was General Rumford's nephew. - Wish I'd known. 636 00:52:15,957 --> 00:52:18,137 I could've gotten your picture on the front page. 637 00:52:18,352 --> 00:52:23,380 - You certainly got me some fine notoriety. - Aw, thanks. I'm doing the best I can. 638 00:52:23,537 --> 00:52:25,600 Gangway, please. Gangway. 639 00:52:25,868 --> 00:52:31,144 Wait a minute. Nobody can run me out of a card game and get away with it. 640 00:52:31,244 --> 00:52:34,535 That'll teach you not to pull a gun on us. Thanks. 641 00:52:35,247 --> 00:52:38,761 Had he been a little bigger, I'd have taken a shot at him my... self. 642 00:52:47,744 --> 00:52:49,006 Shh. 643 00:52:49,212 --> 00:52:53,031 More decorum, please. This is a public place. 644 00:52:54,088 --> 00:52:56,449 - Good evening, ma'am. - I'm Miss Markham. 645 00:52:56,549 --> 00:52:58,475 - Did you get my message? - Yes, ma'am. 646 00:52:58,626 --> 00:53:02,066 Your rooms are waiting for y'all. Are you remaining long? 647 00:53:02,166 --> 00:53:06,073 No. I'm chaperoning the young ladies to their homes for the summer vacation. 648 00:53:09,998 --> 00:53:11,650 Oh, girls... 649 00:53:11,849 --> 00:53:14,653 Oh, Colonel Steele. We must go there tonight. 650 00:53:14,757 --> 00:53:17,859 - He's a guest here in the hotel, miss. - How thrilling. 651 00:53:17,963 --> 00:53:21,732 That's the man that killed my cousin Harry. If I ever meet him... 652 00:53:21,836 --> 00:53:25,766 - He's the most handsome man I've seen. - Come, girls. 653 00:53:25,866 --> 00:53:30,333 - Wouldn't you just love to meet him? - Yes, I'd just love to meet him. 654 00:53:32,714 --> 00:53:37,948 ~ And now we must be contented ~ 655 00:53:38,197 --> 00:53:43,413 ~ With schemes about the two of us ~ 656 00:53:44,085 --> 00:53:46,336 - ~ And yet... ~ - Vin, there's Tom. 657 00:53:46,436 --> 00:53:48,683 What you talkin' about, honey child? 658 00:53:49,271 --> 00:53:52,274 It's Tom, singing. I couldn't mistake his voice. 659 00:53:52,374 --> 00:53:54,835 ~ That will come true ~ 660 00:53:56,975 --> 00:53:59,757 ~ For presently ~ 661 00:53:59,997 --> 00:54:05,347 ~ And pleasantly ~ 662 00:54:05,668 --> 00:54:12,275 ~ Our hearts will be in tune ~ 663 00:54:13,693 --> 00:54:18,775 ~ So soon ~ 664 00:54:19,123 --> 00:54:24,874 ~ Maybe not tomorrow ~ 665 00:54:25,730 --> 00:54:31,133 ~ But soon ~ 666 00:54:34,825 --> 00:54:37,333 Tom, I'm so glad to see you. 667 00:54:37,437 --> 00:54:38,810 Lucy. 668 00:54:40,763 --> 00:54:43,384 Why, Lucy, where did you come from? 669 00:54:44,615 --> 00:54:45,926 Oh, you look wonderful. 670 00:54:48,975 --> 00:54:51,570 - And all grown-up. - Yes. 671 00:54:53,179 --> 00:54:55,930 - Aren't you glad to see me? - Glad? 672 00:54:56,759 --> 00:54:58,658 Gee, I know a better word than that. 673 00:55:10,057 --> 00:55:12,458 Isn't this a night, though? 674 00:55:12,862 --> 00:55:15,644 It's the first time I've noticed the stars since... 675 00:55:15,815 --> 00:55:18,024 since you went away. 676 00:55:18,524 --> 00:55:21,377 Guess I just didn't bother to look up. 677 00:55:21,481 --> 00:55:24,547 I've thought about that night, quite a bit. 678 00:55:24,651 --> 00:55:27,119 - Have you honestly? - Mm-hm. 679 00:55:27,868 --> 00:55:32,308 I remember how you walked beside me down to the road, so straight, 680 00:55:32,527 --> 00:55:34,132 with your head held up. 681 00:55:34,368 --> 00:55:38,213 You were trying to tell me not to care about Elvira. 682 00:55:38,514 --> 00:55:41,537 - She married Major Patterson, you know. - Mm-hm. 683 00:55:41,885 --> 00:55:46,088 Remember how we crept downstairs, afraid that your father might see us? 684 00:55:46,193 --> 00:55:47,823 I wasn't afraid. 685 00:55:48,277 --> 00:55:49,989 No, I guess you weren't. 686 00:55:51,434 --> 00:55:55,152 - You were a queer little duck. - "Shrimp" is the word. 687 00:55:55,928 --> 00:55:58,308 Oh, well, you have to forgive that. 688 00:55:59,031 --> 00:56:01,491 What if I reminded you of all the things you said? 689 00:56:01,946 --> 00:56:03,926 You don't have to. 690 00:56:04,865 --> 00:56:08,098 I said I loved you above everything else in the world. 691 00:56:09,623 --> 00:56:13,421 Yes, well, I said that you'd outgrow it. 692 00:56:14,465 --> 00:56:17,675 - That's what you said. - Well, I knew you would. 693 00:56:18,290 --> 00:56:20,751 A man just knows those things. 694 00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:22,489 Do they? 695 00:56:24,000 --> 00:56:26,368 Yes. A fella... 696 00:56:26,625 --> 00:56:28,401 Well, he sort of... 697 00:56:29,658 --> 00:56:31,443 It's warm out here, isn't it? 698 00:56:34,203 --> 00:56:35,944 - Tom... - Huh? 699 00:56:39,245 --> 00:56:42,819 If you don't hurry up and kiss me, I'm never going to... 700 00:56:45,788 --> 00:56:47,527 It's about time. 701 00:56:47,837 --> 00:56:49,640 Why, you little shrimp. 702 00:56:49,962 --> 00:56:53,231 Miss Lucy, Rumbo's downstairs with the carriage. 703 00:56:53,331 --> 00:56:55,585 - Why, it is Mr Tom. - Hello, Vinia. 704 00:56:55,685 --> 00:57:00,701 Miss Lucy, don't think you have to go to that celebration alone. 705 00:57:00,805 --> 00:57:02,292 Not now. 706 00:57:04,351 --> 00:57:06,973 I was thinking it would be nice if you'd take me. 707 00:57:08,516 --> 00:57:09,995 Yes, but, uh... 708 00:57:10,156 --> 00:57:12,697 But the showboat troupe is going to perform. 709 00:57:13,419 --> 00:57:16,683 - So I understand. - Oh, Tom, please. 710 00:57:17,518 --> 00:57:21,364 - There's something I ought to tell you. - Oh, not tonight. Come on. 711 00:57:55,477 --> 00:57:57,769 There's Lucy. 712 00:57:58,411 --> 00:58:00,632 And who do you think that is with her? 713 00:58:01,380 --> 00:58:05,517 - The notorious Colonel Steele. - Oh! I've gotta meet him. 714 00:58:08,683 --> 00:58:11,893 Look, there's the notorious Colonel Steele. 715 00:58:13,765 --> 00:58:16,975 - Would you like to sit down for a while? - All right. 716 00:58:19,035 --> 00:58:20,479 There they go. 717 00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:25,989 Come on. 718 00:58:28,183 --> 00:58:30,216 Good evening, Colonel Steele. 719 00:58:31,741 --> 00:58:35,787 - Tom, did you hear what he called you? - No. Oh, yes. Shall we sit down? 720 00:58:35,887 --> 00:58:38,175 - What did he mean by... - It's better out here. 721 00:58:38,279 --> 00:58:42,841 Away from all the crowd and these nice, beautiful trees 722 00:58:43,109 --> 00:58:46,586 and comfortable bench and everything. Don't you think so? 723 00:58:47,950 --> 00:58:49,448 Lucy, there's... 724 00:58:49,662 --> 00:58:52,595 I would've knocked, but I forgot to bring my door. 725 00:58:52,700 --> 00:58:56,468 - Girls, this is Mr Tom Grayson. - Oh, I'm so happy to meet you. 726 00:58:56,572 --> 00:58:58,069 Pleasure indeed. 727 00:58:58,169 --> 00:59:02,368 - Tom Grayson? I thought you said... - Pardon me, what was your name? 728 00:59:02,876 --> 00:59:05,886 - What are you talking about? - You needn't act so innocent. 729 00:59:05,990 --> 00:59:10,393 Keeping Colonel Steele all to yourself when everybody's dying to know him. 730 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:14,400 - Lucy, you know... - Colonel's the greatest shot in the USA. 731 00:59:14,504 --> 00:59:17,317 That includes Texas and the Indian Territory. 732 00:59:17,421 --> 00:59:21,761 Tom, these gentleman have come up from the Apalachicola River to hear you sing. 733 00:59:22,131 --> 00:59:27,151 Gentlemen, Colonel Steele, the notorious Colonel Steele, the Singing Killer. 734 00:59:27,255 --> 00:59:30,107 I'm powerful glad to make your acquaintance, sir. 735 00:59:30,873 --> 00:59:32,829 Ah, bevy of beauty. 736 00:59:34,665 --> 00:59:38,640 The colonel is always surrounded by a group of admiring ladies. 737 00:59:39,089 --> 00:59:43,946 I deem it a privilege to shake the hands of the man who killed Captain Blackie, sir. 738 00:59:44,051 --> 00:59:46,781 That encounter must have been well worth seeing. 739 00:59:46,885 --> 00:59:50,222 Battle of the century, and I'm mighty proud of him. 740 00:59:50,623 --> 00:59:53,153 You must've been proud when he killed Harry Rumford. 741 00:59:53,257 --> 00:59:57,615 Harry Rumford. He killed so many, the names slip my memory. 742 00:59:57,719 --> 01:00:00,413 Rumford, Rumford. Ah, yeah, uh... 743 01:00:00,895 --> 01:00:02,874 Ah, she's gone. 744 01:00:03,761 --> 01:00:05,255 What was the matter with her? 745 01:00:06,879 --> 01:00:10,639 Lucy, are we gonna lose each other again over a pack of lies? 746 01:00:10,739 --> 01:00:13,574 Lies? I never wanna see your face again. 747 01:00:16,338 --> 01:00:19,405 There she goes, still walking fast. 748 01:00:21,358 --> 01:00:25,457 So... Listen, there's the music. The colonel's about to sing. 749 01:00:25,557 --> 01:00:27,722 - Sure wanna hear it. - That'd be lovely. 750 01:00:27,822 --> 01:00:30,506 We'll go to the bar. We can hear it better from there. 751 01:00:30,908 --> 01:00:33,609 Hey, Tom. There's your music. 752 01:00:34,076 --> 01:00:37,006 You boys go on over. Order me a mint julep. 753 01:00:37,281 --> 01:00:40,845 - Son, there's the music. - You certainly messed up my life. 754 01:00:40,950 --> 01:00:45,177 Me? Why, you wouldn't be in the position you are today if it weren't for me. 755 01:00:45,281 --> 01:00:47,064 No, I should say I wouldn't! 756 01:00:47,327 --> 01:00:50,140 Ah, that's the spirit. Go up and sing that song. 757 01:00:50,328 --> 01:00:53,844 That's the grit I had when I took out that old bowie knife... 758 01:00:53,950 --> 01:00:56,185 Oh, all right, I'll sing. 759 01:00:56,493 --> 01:00:59,850 ...cut a path through a wall of human flesh... 760 01:01:03,362 --> 01:01:05,436 dragging a canoe... 761 01:01:12,321 --> 01:01:15,060 ~ Your sweet expression ~ 762 01:01:15,257 --> 01:01:17,684 ~ The smile you gave me ~ 763 01:01:17,825 --> 01:01:22,747 ~ The way you looked when we met ~ 764 01:01:22,953 --> 01:01:28,043 ~ It's easy to remember ~ 765 01:01:28,246 --> 01:01:33,045 ~ But so hard to forget ~ 766 01:01:33,246 --> 01:01:35,769 ~ I hear you whisper ~ 767 01:01:35,873 --> 01:01:38,529 ~ "I'll always love you" ~ 768 01:01:38,743 --> 01:01:43,905 ~ I know it's over, and yet ~ 769 01:01:44,042 --> 01:01:48,987 ~ It's easy to remember ~ 770 01:01:49,335 --> 01:01:53,900 ~ But so hard to forget ~ 771 01:01:54,150 --> 01:01:56,522 ~ So I must dream ~ 772 01:01:56,718 --> 01:02:00,490 ~ To have your hand caress me ~ 773 01:02:00,711 --> 01:02:04,025 ~ Fingers press me tight ~ 774 01:02:04,315 --> 01:02:06,401 ~ I'd rather dream ~ 775 01:02:06,543 --> 01:02:10,253 ~ Than have that lonely feeling ~ 776 01:02:10,416 --> 01:02:15,398 ~ Stealing through the night ~ 777 01:02:15,630 --> 01:02:18,117 ~ Each little moment ~ 778 01:02:18,296 --> 01:02:21,381 ~ Is clear before me ~ 779 01:02:21,588 --> 01:02:26,784 ~ Though it brings me regret ~ 780 01:02:27,010 --> 01:02:32,134 ~ It's easy to remember ~ 781 01:02:33,016 --> 01:02:37,829 ~ But so hard to forget ~ 782 01:02:42,566 --> 01:02:45,881 ~ Your sweet expression ~ 783 01:02:45,985 --> 01:02:49,005 ~ The smile you gave me ~ 784 01:02:49,109 --> 01:02:53,594 ~ The way you looked when we met ~ 785 01:02:54,978 --> 01:02:58,972 ~ Easy to remember ~ 786 01:03:00,770 --> 01:03:05,953 ~ So hard to forget ~ 787 01:03:06,057 --> 01:03:07,631 ~ I hear you whisper ~ 788 01:03:07,735 --> 01:03:11,052 ~ "I'll always love you" ~ 789 01:03:11,156 --> 01:03:15,093 ~ I know it's over, and yet ~ 790 01:03:16,397 --> 01:03:21,786 ~ Easy to remember ~ 791 01:03:21,890 --> 01:03:26,728 ~ So hard to forget ~ 792 01:03:26,828 --> 01:03:29,139 ~ So I must dream ~ 793 01:03:29,243 --> 01:03:33,469 ~ To have your hand caress me ~ 794 01:03:33,573 --> 01:03:37,470 ~ Fingers press me tight ~ 795 01:03:37,575 --> 01:03:39,637 ~ I'd rather dream ~ 796 01:03:39,741 --> 01:03:43,593 ~ Than have that lonely feeling ~ 797 01:03:43,697 --> 01:03:50,187 ~ Stealing through the night ~ 798 01:03:50,294 --> 01:03:53,237 ~ Each little moment ~ 799 01:03:53,368 --> 01:03:56,434 ~ Is clear before me ~ 800 01:03:56,538 --> 01:04:01,609 ~ Though it brings me regret ~ 801 01:04:02,780 --> 01:04:09,206 ~ It's easy to remember ~ 802 01:04:09,393 --> 01:04:19,959 ~ But so hard to forget ~ 803 01:04:25,100 --> 01:04:29,508 I'd like to, but the commodore's strict about shipping anything in his showboat. 804 01:04:29,608 --> 01:04:33,819 - He just won't let me do it. - That puts me in a pretty tight hole, Hefty. 805 01:04:34,155 --> 01:04:39,350 Just a couple of cases of tobacco and some cigar store Indians. 806 01:04:39,454 --> 01:04:41,893 I'd like them put off at Bell's Landing. 807 01:04:41,997 --> 01:04:46,012 Bell's Landing. Well now, that makes a difference. We get in there after dark. 808 01:04:47,296 --> 01:04:48,794 All right, Sam. 809 01:04:56,242 --> 01:04:58,451 Worst target I ever saw in my life. 810 01:04:59,119 --> 01:05:00,698 Gotta get a new one. 811 01:05:02,597 --> 01:05:05,898 Commodore, I think you'd better have a talk with Tom. 812 01:05:06,154 --> 01:05:08,477 Get out of the way, get out of the way. 813 01:05:08,669 --> 01:05:10,800 I mean right away, this minute, now. 814 01:05:10,900 --> 01:05:14,339 Look here, you want one of these knives sticking in your head? 815 01:05:14,486 --> 01:05:17,737 You'd look like an elk running around here. Get out of the way! 816 01:05:18,863 --> 01:05:23,300 But listen, last night he got a letter. He's been pacing the floor ever since. 817 01:05:23,404 --> 01:05:27,005 That's fine. The exercise will do him good. Move over. Look out. 818 01:05:27,110 --> 01:05:31,191 - But he's leaving the boat. - Leaving? Why didn't you tell me? 819 01:05:31,362 --> 01:05:33,947 Here, you practise for me till I come back. 820 01:05:37,397 --> 01:05:40,687 Put 'em down! Put 'em down! I'll do my own practising. 821 01:05:40,848 --> 01:05:44,165 Get these aboard. Take 'em up to my cabin. They'll be safe there. 822 01:05:47,109 --> 01:05:50,344 What's all this talk I hear about you leaving the showboat? 823 01:05:52,234 --> 01:05:53,276 Oh. 824 01:05:56,068 --> 01:06:01,391 "Master Tom. That Joe Patterson says he's gonna marry Miss Lucy." 825 01:06:02,530 --> 01:06:08,265 "I says to her she better send for you right off, but she says no, sir." 826 01:06:08,824 --> 01:06:14,418 "Even if you don't get this letter, you better come anyhow." 827 01:06:14,712 --> 01:06:16,157 What are you gonna do about it? 828 01:06:16,659 --> 01:06:19,019 I'm going to the Rumford Plantation tonight. 829 01:06:19,366 --> 01:06:22,924 Well, be careful. Them Patterson boys are mighty ornery. 830 01:06:30,761 --> 01:06:34,158 - You want me to go with you? - I'm not bluffing any longer. 831 01:06:34,373 --> 01:06:36,434 I'll have to handle this myself. 832 01:06:36,619 --> 01:06:41,167 Lucy's got her head full of stuff about me, and I'm going to straighten things out. 833 01:07:04,519 --> 01:07:07,523 ~ Way down... ~ What's this doing here? Get it out of here. 834 01:07:07,627 --> 01:07:10,938 ~...down upon the Swanee River ~ 835 01:07:19,264 --> 01:07:21,415 - Those Indians still out there? - No. 836 01:07:21,519 --> 01:07:25,864 That's good, because I was just about to go out there and box their ears. 837 01:07:26,437 --> 01:07:31,669 Did I tell you about the time I massa-creed a whole tribe of Indians in Shug country? 838 01:07:31,858 --> 01:07:34,879 - Yes, you told me. - I didn't tell you the details, 839 01:07:35,063 --> 01:07:37,045 of how I unsheathed this bowie knife 840 01:07:37,259 --> 01:07:41,753 and cut a path through this wall of human flesh, 841 01:07:42,021 --> 01:07:44,615 dragging my canoe behind me. 842 01:07:54,894 --> 01:07:57,803 What do you pull away from me for, Lucy, honey? 843 01:07:58,402 --> 01:08:01,799 Why so offish, Lucy? If I were Joe, I'd quit calling on you. 844 01:08:01,903 --> 01:08:05,801 She ain't quite made up her mind yet. Have you, honey? 845 01:08:06,362 --> 01:08:08,395 I believe she's in love with somebody else. 846 01:08:08,650 --> 01:08:11,124 - What if I am? - Then you are? 847 01:08:11,572 --> 01:08:15,403 No, but if I were, it'd be my own personal affair. 848 01:08:16,179 --> 01:08:20,298 Elvira, you picked your man. Why don't you let Lucy choose hers? 849 01:08:30,650 --> 01:08:33,138 Lucy, there's something I'd like to settle with you. 850 01:08:33,713 --> 01:08:37,926 There's nothing I can ever settle with the notorious Colonel Steele. 851 01:08:42,233 --> 01:08:43,731 Wait here. 852 01:08:47,556 --> 01:08:50,766 - Where are you going? - That's nothing that concerns you. 853 01:08:52,103 --> 01:08:53,788 Tom Grayson. 854 01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:58,385 So you're the notorious Colonel Steele, eh? 855 01:08:58,489 --> 01:09:01,599 - That's what they call me. - You're not going up there. 856 01:09:02,113 --> 01:09:03,552 What's gonna stop me? 857 01:09:08,108 --> 01:09:09,329 Well... 858 01:09:14,026 --> 01:09:17,274 - What's the meaning of this intrusion? - Ah, Major Patterson. 859 01:09:17,374 --> 01:09:20,083 - I let you off easy once... - Sit down! 860 01:09:28,279 --> 01:09:31,825 I'm afraid that you have me at a disadvantage. 861 01:09:32,173 --> 01:09:34,901 - I'm not armed. - How do you know I am? 862 01:09:35,329 --> 01:09:38,459 You wouldn't dare address me as you have if you weren't. 863 01:09:38,559 --> 01:09:40,760 Some more of your code of honour, huh? 864 01:09:52,197 --> 01:09:53,439 Reach for it. 865 01:09:59,858 --> 01:10:01,114 Careful. 866 01:10:20,428 --> 01:10:21,819 Sit down. 867 01:10:26,995 --> 01:10:30,092 Tom, it appears to me you've gone just about far enough. 868 01:10:30,192 --> 01:10:32,278 Well, I'm sorry if I've intruded. 869 01:10:33,107 --> 01:10:36,397 You asked me to leave here once because I had no code of honour. 870 01:10:36,584 --> 01:10:38,297 Well, I haven't any yet. 871 01:10:38,880 --> 01:10:42,577 At least, not their kind. 872 01:10:43,705 --> 01:10:46,562 I found out there's some things a man has to fight for. 873 01:10:47,254 --> 01:10:49,050 That's why I'm here tonight. 874 01:10:50,146 --> 01:10:51,698 If you'll excuse me, General. 875 01:10:52,634 --> 01:10:54,319 I'm sure these gentlemen will. 876 01:11:01,626 --> 01:11:02,667 Lucy. 877 01:11:05,042 --> 01:11:08,486 - Lucy, unlock this door. - Go away, please. 878 01:11:08,590 --> 01:11:13,070 - This has all been a misunderstanding. - I don't want to hear any more about it. 879 01:11:13,175 --> 01:11:16,914 - Shall I break this door down? - You wouldn't dare. 880 01:11:19,650 --> 01:11:21,229 You're coming with me. 881 01:11:31,838 --> 01:11:33,908 Unsheathing my bowie knife, 882 01:11:34,256 --> 01:11:38,910 I cut a path through this wall of human flesh, 883 01:11:39,136 --> 01:11:41,252 dragging my canoe behi... 884 01:11:44,049 --> 01:11:45,579 ...behind me. 885 01:11:45,784 --> 01:11:47,657 Since that time, of course, 886 01:11:47,845 --> 01:11:53,210 I know the red man and his pale-faced friends have smoked the pipe of peace. 887 01:11:57,955 --> 01:12:03,037 Why, I would no more think now of harming a hair on a red man's head 888 01:12:03,225 --> 01:12:07,050 than I would sticking a fork in my mother's back. 889 01:12:07,585 --> 01:12:11,704 Ha. Why, some of my best friends are Indians. 890 01:12:11,937 --> 01:12:14,058 Shug Indians. 891 01:12:19,012 --> 01:12:20,054 Tom! 892 01:12:21,101 --> 01:12:25,426 Oh, don't let anything on the River Queen ever surprise you, darling. 893 01:12:25,647 --> 01:12:28,342 You used to call me something sweeter than "darling". 894 01:12:28,442 --> 01:12:31,445 - You little shrimp. - That's better. 895 01:12:31,686 --> 01:12:38,453 ~ For presently and pleasantly 896 01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:44,212 ~ Our hearts will be in tune 897 01:12:44,525 --> 01:12:49,180 ~ So soon ~ 898 01:12:49,357 --> 01:12:53,753 ~ Maybe not tomorrow ~ 899 01:12:53,903 --> 01:12:58,675 ~ But soon ~