1 00:04:40,802 --> 00:04:43,457 wood! Timber! 2 00:04:52,901 --> 00:04:54,685 That's a deep hole. That's a deep hole. 3 00:04:54,685 --> 00:04:56,513 And it's getting deeper. And getting deeper. 4 00:04:56,513 --> 00:04:58,123 Why are you digging? Why are you digging it? 5 00:04:58,123 --> 00:04:59,473 We are building a house. We're building a house. 6 00:04:59,473 --> 00:05:01,257 Where? Down there? 7 00:05:51,089 --> 00:05:52,787 I don't know, Richard. I don't know, Richard. 8 00:05:52,787 --> 00:05:56,007 The back porch windows don’t want to stay closed. That back porch window just doesn't want to stay closed. 9 00:05:56,007 --> 00:05:58,967 Even had my husband smooth out the warped areas. Even had my husband sand down where it's warped. 10 00:05:58,967 --> 00:06:03,972 Although no one seems to care, $1 million is a piece of cake these days. Even though nobody seems to care, a million dollars is a steal these days. 11 00:06:03,972 --> 00:06:05,800 ——Hmm. -Here is the key. - Hmm. - Here are the keys. 12 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:09,630 When you're done eating, remember to put them in the lockbox. -Listen, we won't be here long. Please remember to put them in the lockbox - when you're finished. - Look, we won't be long. 13 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:11,022 20 to 30 minutes max. Twenty, 30 minutes, tops. 14 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:12,284 Thank you for your arrangement. And thank you for arranging this. 15 00:06:12,284 --> 00:06:13,460 This means a lot. It means a lot. 16 00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:15,810 My pleasure, Richard. My pleasure, Richard. 17 00:07:01,812 --> 00:07:05,860 You really can't find a more perfect home than this. You truly won't find a more perfect house. 18 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:13,476 There is a full basement with an ultra-modern central heating furnace with copper pipes and an oil burner. There's a full basement where we have an ultramodern central heating furnace with copper pipes, an oil burner. 19 00:07:13,476 --> 00:07:15,086 Stop burning coal. No more of that coal stoking. 20 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,481 This house has just been on the market for 18 days. Uh, it's only been on the market 18 days. 21 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:20,135 Won't last long. It won't last long. 22 00:07:20,135 --> 00:07:23,138 Mr. Yang, Mrs. Yang, this house was built in 1900. The house was originally built in 1900, Mr. and Mrs. Young. 23 00:07:23,138 --> 00:07:24,531 Half a colony. A half colonial. 24 00:07:24,531 --> 00:07:27,621 It is as strong as an old tree. It is as sturdy as an old tree. 25 00:07:27,621 --> 00:07:31,320 So, as you can see, Mr. and Mrs. Young – Al and Rose are fine! So, as you can see, Mr. and Mrs. Young-- Al and Rose is fine! 26 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:35,237 A shell exploded next to Al, and he lost hearing in his left ear. Al lost the hearing in his left ear when a shell exploded right next to him. 27 00:07:35,237 --> 00:07:36,847 The doctor said it would eventually heal. The doctors say it will eventually clear up. 28 00:07:36,847 --> 00:07:38,240 Oh, that's so lucky. Oh, that's fortunate. 29 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:40,111 He also had bomb fragments in his hip. He also has bomb fragments lodged in his hip. 30 00:07:40,111 --> 00:07:42,462 He would have to carry this with him for the rest of his life. He'll have to carry that around for the rest of his life. 31 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,072 My husband was lost at sea. My husband went missing at sea. 32 00:07:44,072 --> 00:07:46,770 ——Oh. ——Battle of Midway. - Oh. - At Midway. 33 00:07:46,770 --> 00:07:49,469 It will be three years in June. Three years in June now. 34 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:53,473 I've heard of people whose doorbell rings and their husband is standing right there. I've heard of people having the doorbell ring and their husband is standing right there. 35 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,083 Arles took part in the Battle of Saint-Lô. Al was in the Battle of Saint-Lô. 36 00:07:55,083 --> 00:07:57,215 Eleven thousand casualties in two weeks. Eleven thousand casualties in two weeks. 37 00:07:57,215 --> 00:08:01,698 OMG Rose, what does this have to do with the price of tea in China? For crying out loud, Rose, what does any of this have to do with the price of tea in China? 38 00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:02,960 China! China! 39 00:08:05,223 --> 00:08:10,794 The house is 1800 sq ft with plenty of room to add if you plant. The house is 1,800 square feet with enough lot to add on if you grow. 40 00:08:10,794 --> 00:08:13,101 There is a restaurant. There's a dining room. 41 00:08:13,101 --> 00:08:20,412 Yeah, custom kitchen cabinets, breakfast nook, nice back porch, could be converted into a spare guest room. Yeah, custom kitchen cabinets, a breakfast nook, a lovely back porch, which can always be converted into a spare guest room. 42 00:08:20,412 --> 00:08:27,942 Upstairs - four large bedrooms, bathroom, one with shower, a powder room and large closet. Upstairs--four large bedrooms, bathrooms, one with a shower, a powder room and large closets. 43 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:30,379 Kitchen utensils come with the house. The kitchen appliances come with the house. 44 00:08:30,379 --> 00:08:35,036 A four-burner Norge range, complete with built-in electronic clock and timer. A four-burner Norge range, complete with a built-in electric clock and timer. 45 00:08:35,036 --> 00:08:37,081 I don't like it at all. I don't like it much at all. 46 00:08:37,081 --> 00:08:39,170 It's like a shoe box. It's like a shoebox. 47 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:41,521 I can't imagine anyone living here. I can't imagine anyone living here. 48 00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:46,134 The view is not very good for your requirements. Not much of a view for what you're asking. 49 00:08:46,134 --> 00:08:47,831 If you can. If I may. 50 00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:52,270 Of all my listings, this one is currently the closest to the new elementary school. Of all my listings, this property is by far the closest to the new grade school. 51 00:08:52,270 --> 00:08:56,231 It's less than a mile from the new airport they're building. And it's less than a mile from the new aerodrome they're going to build. 52 00:08:56,231 --> 00:08:59,103 It might come in handy in the future. Could come in handy in the future. 53 00:08:59,103 --> 00:09:00,975 -The future? -That's right, Pauline. - The future? - That's right, Pauline. 54 00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:03,368 This is our only direction. It's the only direction we're headed. 55 00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:07,198 Right now, right here. And it's happening right now, right here. 56 00:09:07,198 --> 00:09:10,898 John, is living near an airport really that important to you? John, is living near an aerodrome really that important to you? 57 00:09:10,898 --> 00:09:13,509 Yes, Pauline. Indeed. It is, Pauline. It truly is. 58 00:09:13,509 --> 00:09:15,163 This is the future. It's the future. 59 00:09:17,165 --> 00:09:22,953 Well, I guess I'll get used to that monster - across the street. -My dear, you are such a beauty. Well, I guess I'll get used to that monstrosity - across the street. - Darling, you are a peach. 60 00:09:22,953 --> 00:09:25,347 You are such a beauty. You're an absolute peach. 61 00:09:45,846 --> 00:09:50,111 The question asked about 3400. So, they're asking 3,400. 62 00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:55,986 This is a very good price. That's a very good price. 63 00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:58,336 Two more couples are coming today. I have two more couples who are coming just today. 64 00:09:58,336 --> 00:10:00,469 One is a colonel, I know. One is a colonel, I understand. 65 00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:02,210 Married to an Italian woman. Married an Italian woman. 66 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:04,081 She doesn't speak a word of English. She doesn't speak a word of English. 67 00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:05,909 Have a lovely smile. Has a lovely smile. 68 00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:09,609 Can I give you some time to talk? Why don't I give you a moment to talk it over? 69 00:10:11,001 --> 00:10:14,135 Three thousand four hundred? No, Ross, no. Three thousand, four hundred? Gee whillikers, Rose, no. 70 00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:17,617 We agreed not to pay more than $3,000, even with my dad's money. We agreed we couldn't pay more than 3,000, even with my dad's money. 71 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,880 I'm pregnant. I'm pregnant. 72 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:21,403 What are you? You're what? 73 00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:23,100 I'm pregnant! I'm pregnant! 74 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,319 -Really? --Yes. - You are? - Yes. 75 00:10:24,319 --> 00:10:26,582 -Really? -Three months. - Really? - Three months. 76 00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:32,675 Any ideas? Any thoughts? 77 00:10:32,675 --> 00:10:35,547 The price is right in line with the GI Bill guarantee. The price is right in line with the G.I. Bill guarantee. 78 00:10:35,547 --> 00:10:37,201 -We bought it. ——Yes! - We'll take it. - Yes! 79 00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:38,333 We bought it! Yes, we will. We'll take it! Yes, we will. 80 00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:42,206 Richie, this is your first Christmas. Ricky, it's your first Christmas. 81 00:10:42,206 --> 00:10:45,557 ——Yes! Bring you here. --OK. - Yes! Get you here. - Okay. 82 00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:46,907 Oh, look at him. Oh, look at him. 83 00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:48,952 He is such a perfect angel. He's such a perfect angel. 84 00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:53,870 - Richie, smile. -Oh, Richie...get ready...smile. - Ricky, smile. - Oh, Ricky... Ready and... smile. 85 00:10:53,870 --> 00:10:55,829 Okay, calm down, Richie. Okay, calm down, Ricky. 86 00:10:55,829 --> 00:10:57,961 Ricky? Ricky, sit down. Ricky? Ricky, sit down. 87 00:10:57,961 --> 00:10:59,615 Sit down. Here it is. Sit. Over here. 88 00:10:59,615 --> 00:11:01,182 ——Ricky. Ricky. --Yes. - Ricky. Ricky. - Yes. 89 00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:02,792 Okay, we get it. You can jump. Okay, we get it. You can jump. 90 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:04,576 ——Ricky. Exit jump. -Richie, sit down, honey. - Ricky. Quit jumping. - Ricky, sit down, honey. 91 00:11:04,576 --> 00:11:08,102 Take your seat. -Sit next to your sister. -We're going to take a picture. Sit down next to your-- - Sit down next to your sister. - We're gonna take a picture. 92 00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:09,712 -It's okay. Sit down. -Ricky!Ricky, sit down! - It's all right. Sit down. - Ricky! Ricky, sit down! 93 00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:12,106 ——Smile. Smile. - Damn it, Richie, sit down! - Smile. Smile. - Goddamn it, Ricky, sit down! 94 00:11:12,106 --> 00:11:13,803 OMG! Oh, my God! 95 00:11:13,803 --> 00:11:16,632 Okay, Ricky Ricciardo, it's time to rest. Okay, Ricky Ricardo, time to give it a rest. 96 00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:21,332 Yes, that was... disturbing Dad's head. Yeah, that-- It's... really loud for Daddy's head. 97 00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:23,334 -Richie, listen to me. -Look, Jimmy, look. - Ricky, listen to me. - Look, Jimmy, look. 98 00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:25,336 Rick—Ricky! Rick--Ricky! 99 00:11:25,336 --> 00:11:27,077 Ricky, stop it, damn it! Ricky, stop it, goddamn it! 100 00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:28,818 Look, Jimmy, look! Look, Jimmy, look! 101 00:11:28,818 --> 00:11:31,952 Yeah, I think Santa is crazy. Yeah, and I think Santa's lost his goddamn mind. 102 00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:34,128 Those drums were a gift from your mother. Those drums are from your mother. 103 00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:36,696 They were going to the garage. Well, they're going in the garage. 104 00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:41,744 Jimmy, Elizabeth, I'm warning you both. Jimmy, Elizabeth, I'm warning you two. 105 00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:43,877 Please get ready for bed. Get ready for bed, please. 106 00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:45,879 Elizabeth, take your brother upstairs. Elizabeth, take your brother upstairs. 107 00:11:45,879 --> 00:11:47,141 Now. Now. 108 00:11:47,141 --> 00:11:48,708 -Thank you. -Don't do that. - Thank you. - Come on. 109 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,753 I met the couple who moved into their new home, honey. I met the couple who moved into the new house, honey. 110 00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,102 Honey, don't close the curtains. Oh, honey, don't close the drapes. 111 00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:54,931 I hate it. It looks like a funeral parlor. I hate it. It looks like a funeral parlor. 112 00:11:57,542 --> 00:11:58,935 Ted and Virginia. Ted and Virginia. 113 00:11:58,935 --> 00:12:00,545 Really? What kind of people are they? Yeah? What are they like? 114 00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:02,373 She is going to have a baby. Well, she's gonna have a baby. 115 00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:06,856 -What kind of people are they? ——Well...well, they like to laugh. - What are they like? - Um... Well, they like to laugh. 116 00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:09,337 I don't know, they were full of energy. They're so, I don't know, filled with life. 117 00:12:09,337 --> 00:12:10,555 -Really? -Yes. - Yeah? - Yeah. 118 00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:11,861 How long have they been married? How long have they been married? 119 00:12:11,861 --> 00:12:13,297 Stop it. Stop it. 120 00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:15,299 - Richie, darling, 20 minutes. -I'm just having fun. - Ricky, sweetheart, 20 minutes. - I'm just playing. 121 00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:17,345 That's it, okay? Put these things away. That's it, all right? And put this stuff away. 122 00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:21,392 Elizabeth!Jimmy! Elizabeth! Jimmy! 123 00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:25,788 What a fierce fight you have. That's a hell of a battle you got going there. 124 00:12:25,788 --> 00:12:27,311 Who won? Who's winning? 125 00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:29,661 The Americans killed all the Germans. The Americans just shot all the Krauts. 126 00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:30,967 OK. Good. 127 00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:33,317 Have you ever shot anyone? Did you ever shoot anybody? 128 00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:34,797 Can you say it again? Come again? 129 00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:37,539 Have you ever killed anyone during the war? In the war-- did you shoot anybody? 130 00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:41,673 It's hard to know. It's hard to know. 131 00:12:42,979 --> 00:12:45,590 Everything happened so fast and everything was a blur. Everything happens so fast, it's just a blur. 132 00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:49,943 You never actually see the enemy, only the flash of the helmet. You never really see the enemy, just the flash of a helmet. 133 00:12:51,727 --> 00:13:00,692 The guy next to me, Carl Bolton, from Wesley, Ohio... he had two different colored eyes - one... one brown and one blue. Guy next to me, Carl Bolton, from Wesley, Ohio... he had two different color eyes-- one... one brown, one blue. 134 00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:02,259 Different shades. Two-tone. 135 00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:05,045 Call him Two Tone. Called him Two-tone. 136 00:13:06,916 --> 00:13:09,353 Saw his jaw blown off. Saw him get his jaw blown off. 137 00:13:10,528 --> 00:13:12,443 What did you do? What did you do? 138 00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:16,056 What? What to do? What? Do? 139 00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:19,320 What did you do after that guy's jaw was knocked off? After that guy got his jaw shot off, what'd you do? 140 00:13:23,977 --> 00:13:26,196 I don't want to talk about this. I don't want to talk about it. 141 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,772 They will arrive in two weeks. They should arrive within a fortnight. 142 00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:06,427 To be honest, I'm scared. And to be perfectly honest, I dread it. 143 00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:09,647 William, your biological father, your biological son. Oh, William, your own father, your own son. 144 00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:11,040 ——Please. -I know. - Please. - I-I know. 145 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,738 I was just nervous about meeting little Billy. I'm just nervous to see little Billy. 146 00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:15,610 He is 13 years old now. He's 13 now. 147 00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:17,568 It's been years since we were last together. It's been years since we were last together. 148 00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:20,267 He was like my father's son. You know, he might as well be my father's son. 149 00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:25,228 Your father is of course a big shot, but you are an important shot in your own right. Your father is certainly a presence, but you are an important man in your own right. 150 00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:27,535 My father thought he could overthrow the king. My father thinks he can overthrow the Crown. 151 00:15:27,535 --> 00:15:32,496 The treasonous mob following him had no idea how crazy the old man was! And this treasonous rabble that follows him has no idea what a crackpot the old man is! 152 00:15:32,496 --> 00:15:37,980 In a thunderstorm, naked, wearing only pajamas, flying a kite. Flying a kite, naked but for his nightgown, in the middle of a lightning storm, no less. 153 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:41,723 Promise me you won't discuss politics with your father. Promise me that you will not discuss politics with your father. 154 00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:44,378 I don't like arguments. I so dislike arguments. 155 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:48,338 I'm afraid my father and I are in completely different camps now. Well, I'm afraid my father and I are on entirely different sides now. 156 00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:50,645 Reading his letter broke my heart. Breaks my heart to read his letters. 157 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:52,777 My father was turning into a terrorist. My own father is becoming a terrorist. 158 00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:55,128 You British guy! You redcoat bastard! 159 00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:59,001 What the hell - I took his hat off! -insult! What in the-- - I took his hat off! - The indignity! 160 00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,568 You gangster! You ruffians! 161 00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:02,396 You should be locked up! You ought to be put in the stocks! 162 00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:05,007 You filthy rebel villains! You filthy rebel scoundrels! 163 00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,966 -Oh my God. -Oh, Elizabeth. - Oh, my. - Oh, oh, Elizabeth. 164 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,359 Oh, what is the world going to become? Oh, what is this world coming to? 165 00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:11,405 I wonder how old it is. I wonder how old it is. 166 00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:13,146 It has a history of more than 200 years. It's over 200 years old. 167 00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:15,365 Some famous colonialists lived there. Some famous colonial guy lived there. 168 00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:17,193 Really? Who told you? Really? Who told you that? 169 00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:19,979 -Dave, our next-door neighbor. ——Dave? - Dave, our next-door neighbor. - Dave? 170 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,719 Yeah, the one with the perfect lawn. Yeah, the one with the perfect lawn. 171 00:16:21,719 --> 00:16:23,286 A little welcome gift from Dave. Little welcome gift from Dave. 172 00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:24,679 Oh, great. Oh, how nice. 173 00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:25,810 Have you seen Justin? Have you seen Justin? 174 00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,203 I need help moving these heavy boxes. I need help with these heavy boxes. 175 00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:29,379 Yes, he's behind. Justin! Yeah, he's out back. Justin! 176 00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:30,946 Come help your mother move these boxes. Come help your mother with these boxes. 177 00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:33,340 Wait, did you pack that crap? Hold on, you packed that ratty thing? 178 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,819 Of course. Of course I did. 179 00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,952 -Buck is a family heirloom--hmm. - Buck's a family heirloom. - Uh-huh. 180 00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:39,650 You can hang that ugly heirloom in the garage. Well, you can hang that ugly heirloom in the garage. 181 00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,957 She said you were ugly, Buck. She called you ugly, Buck. 182 00:16:41,957 --> 00:16:45,787 You know what's ugly, these damn walls. You know what is ugly, is these damn walls. 183 00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:48,224 What did they do, paint it with vomit? What'd they do, paint it with vomit? 184 00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:49,747 You are so romantic. You're so romantic. 185 00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:52,576 -He's a romantic, isn't he, Raquel? -Of course he is. - Isn't he romantic, Raquel? - He sure is. 186 00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:54,448 ♬It’s a puppy ♪ It was an itsy-bitsy ♪ 187 00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:57,799 Tiny yellow polka dot bikini ♪ Teeny-weeny, yellow polka-dot bikini ♪ 188 00:16:57,799 --> 00:17:01,237 ♬That was the first time she wore it today ♪ That she wore for the first time today ♪ 189 00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:05,241 A tiny yellow polka dot bikini ♪ An itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow polka-dot bikini ♪ 190 00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:07,156 ♬So in♬ ♪ So in ♪ 191 00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:08,418 My chair! My chair! 192 00:17:08,418 --> 00:17:10,072 Jimmy! Jimmy! 193 00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,987 Why did you knock Susie off her chair? Why did you knock Susie off her chair? 194 00:17:11,987 --> 00:17:13,815 -I'm just playing games, Mom. -No, you're not. - I'm just playing the game, Mom. - No, you're not. 195 00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:15,338 You gotta have fun. You have to play nicely. 196 00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:17,123 Now, go back to your room. Did you hear that? Now, go to your room. Did you hear me? 197 00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:20,169 ♬Yellow polka dot bikini...I said go back to your room. ♪ Yellow polka-dot bikini... I said go to your room. 198 00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:21,605 Thank you! Thank you. 199 00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:23,477 ♬Today is the first time ♪ For the first time today ♪ 200 00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:27,742 A tiny yellow polka dot bikini ♪ An itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow polka-dot bikini ♪ 201 00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:30,440 So she wants to stay in the closet ♪ So in the locker she wanted to stay ♪ 202 00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:36,403 Is everything okay inside? Everything okay in there? 203 00:17:36,403 --> 00:17:42,104 Yeah, I just... I'm so smooth on this damn pedal. Yeah, I just... I can't get enough smooth action on this damn footrest. 204 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,410 You'll figure it out, honey. Oh, you'll figure it out, honey. 205 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:44,933 You are always like this. You always do. 206 00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:46,239 This is your lunch. Here's your lunch. 207 00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:47,675 Thank you, doll. Thanks, doll. 208 00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,898 Hmm. Huh. 209 00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:59,643 Every day, the postman comes, the dog barks, and the postman leaves. Every day, the mailman comes, the dog barks, the mailman goes away. 210 00:17:59,643 --> 00:18:03,212 The dog thought he was once again protecting us from intruders. The dog thinks he has protected us once again from an intruder. 211 00:18:03,212 --> 00:18:04,909 It's a symbiotic relationship. It's a symbiotic relationship. 212 00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,694 -It's a little ritual for them. --oh. - It's a little ritual they do. - Aw. 213 00:18:06,694 --> 00:18:09,305 -A little showmanship. -A bit like us. - A little performance. - A little like us. 214 00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:11,133 Oh, what do you mean? Oh, how do you mean? 215 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:14,571 I'll make you a luncheon meat sandwich and you'll sit in the lounge chair. I mean I make you a Spam sandwich and you sit in your Relaxer chair. 216 00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:15,920 Exactly. Exactly. 217 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:20,882 Only now, I call it my "Relax Boy" chair. Only now, I'm calling it my Relax-E-Boy chair. 218 00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:22,144 ——Oh. . - Oh. - Mm. 219 00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:24,190 Is the relaxation chair too close to your nose? Isn't Relaxer chair too on the nose? 220 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:30,457 …-I think calling it a boy gives people a fun, youthful feel. - Mm... - I feel like, by calling it a boy, it gives it a fun, youthful feel. 221 00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:32,502 God knows we want to appeal to the youth market. God knows we got to appeal to that youth market. 222 00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:34,548 Relax-E-Boy. I like this. Relax-E-Boy. I like that. 223 00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:37,159 You are so smart. You are so clever. 224 00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:40,510 Relax-E-Boy. Relax-E-Boy. Relax-E-Boy. Relax-E-Boy. 225 00:18:41,555 --> 00:18:43,818 Relax-E-Boy chair. Relax-E-Boy chair. 226 00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:45,776 Relax. Relax. 227 00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:48,083 Relax-E-Boy. Relax-E-Boy. 228 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:50,912 What you need is a Relax Boy chair. What you need is a Relax-E-Boy chair. 229 00:18:52,609 --> 00:18:54,481 The milk is coming. The milk's here. 230 00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:57,832 I don't know why, but he always puts it at the bottom of the steps. For some reason, he always leaves it at the bottom of the steps. 231 00:18:57,832 --> 00:19:00,443 His horse was shitting right next to him. And his horse shits right next to it. 232 00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,188 What do you think? What do you think? 233 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:09,583 Fresh from London, Alfred Dunhill. Just shipped in from London-- Alfred Dunhill. 234 00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,585 When will you go home? -Oh, let me see. - What time will you be home? - Oh, let me see. 235 00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:19,332 450 miles round trip to Schenectady at 110 mph with two gas stops. Uh, 450-mile round trip to Schenectady at 110 miles per hour, plus two fuel stops. 236 00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:22,248 I'm home before you can say "Schenectady" I'll be home before you can say "Schenectady." 237 00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,598 -Oh my God. -The future is bright, Pauline. - Good Lord. - The sky's the limit, Pauline. 238 00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:28,950 John, you mortgaged our house to buy that ridiculous airplane. John, you mortgaged our house to buy that ridiculous airplane. 239 00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:30,256 our home. Our home. 240 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,432 Come along for the ride with me, just for once. Just come up with me for a ride-- one ride. 241 00:19:32,432 --> 00:19:34,695 -You'll love it. Believe me. -Absolutely not. - You'll love it. Trust me. - Not on your life. 242 00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:37,524 I shiver every time you sit in that thing. I tremble every time you get in that contraption. 243 00:19:37,524 --> 00:19:40,483 Every week, I see a plane crash on the news. Every week, I read in the news that an airplane has crashed. 244 00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:43,094 Do you know why? Poor fuel management. You know why? Poor fuel management. 245 00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:46,097 Most planes crash because they run out of fuel. Most planes crash because they run out of gas. 246 00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:49,100 Fuel management is key to safe flight. Fuel management is the key to safe flying. 247 00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,624 and regular engine maintenance. And regular engine maintenance. 248 00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:55,542 Proper fuel management and regular engine maintenance are keys to safe flying. Proper fuel management and regular engine maintenance are the keys to safe flying. 249 00:19:55,542 --> 00:19:56,978 And the weather. And the weather. 250 00:19:56,978 --> 00:20:01,852 Proper fuel management, regular engine maintenance, and staying away from thunderstorms. Proper fuel management, regular engine maintenance and staying out of thunderstorms. 251 00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:04,290 That's all that's needed. That's all it takes. 252 00:20:04,290 --> 00:20:07,423 Aviation is the future, Pauline. Aviation is the future, Pauline. 253 00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,425 You're dreaming, John. Your head is in the clouds, John. 254 00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:11,122 I knew you would say that. I knew you were going to say that. 255 00:20:11,122 --> 00:20:13,255 How do you know what I'm going to say? How do you know what I was gonna say? 256 00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:16,127 I don't want to talk nonsense to you anymore. Well, I'm done with this bullshit conversation. 257 00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:18,565 Almighty Christ, what will the world become? Christ almighty, what is the world coming to? 258 00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:20,131 What's going on? What was that all about? 259 00:20:20,131 --> 00:20:25,093 Damn Bill, he called me long distance from Pittsburgh to brag about his sales. Goddamn Bill, he calls me long-distance from Pittsburgh to brag about all the sales he's made. 260 00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:26,312 It's late, Al. It's late, Al. 261 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:27,661 -It's time for us to go to bed. - Damn Pittsburgh. - We should go to bed. - Goddamn Pittsburgh. 262 00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:29,489 Why is he at the show? How come he's at the trade show, huh? 263 00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:31,752 No, really, I've been with the company longer. No, really, I-I've been at the company longer. 264 00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:33,449 Me, I'm being ignored, Rose. I've been-- I've been passed over, Rose. 265 00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:35,146 I was ignored. I've been passed over. 266 00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:39,107 No, he's right. He is right. No, he's right. He's right. 267 00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:44,286 I never made it, unless you count surviving the war, and then I was just lucky. I never succeeded in anything unless you count staying alive in the war, and then I just got lucky. 268 00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:47,115 We are all lucky to have found each other. Oh, we both got lucky that we found one another. 269 00:20:47,115 --> 00:20:49,335 Richie, don't forget to turn off the lights. Ricky, don't forget to turn out the lights. 270 00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,424 Al, it's so late. Let's go to bed. Al, it's so late. Let's go to bed. 271 00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:53,556 Yes, yes, yes. Wait a moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In a minute. 272 00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:59,780 What have you been drawing? What are you always drawing? 273 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:02,086 -No matter what I see. -let me see. - Whatever I see. - Let me see. 274 00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:08,049 What do you know? living room. Well, what do you know? The living room. 275 00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:10,312 That would make a lot of money. That'll bring a pretty penny. 276 00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:14,621 Damn the bill. Goddamn Bill. 277 00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:19,321 Hey, besides Pittsburgh, how many towns in Pennsylvania can you name? Hey, how-how many towns can you name in Pennsylvania, besides Pittsburgh? 278 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,018 Well, not too much. Uh, not too many. 279 00:21:21,018 --> 00:21:22,716 Philadelphia. Philadelphia. 280 00:21:22,716 --> 00:21:24,587 I don't know. Allen-something. I don't know. Allen-something. 281 00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:26,154 "Allen-something." "Allen-something." 282 00:21:26,154 --> 00:21:28,504 ——Allentown. . - Allentown. - Mm. 283 00:21:28,504 --> 00:21:30,985 It's hard to remember. Hard to remember. 284 00:21:30,985 --> 00:21:33,204 I could tell you every town on the turnpike. I could tell you every town along the turnpike. 285 00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:39,950 Grove City, Clarion, DuBois, Bellefonte…locked havens. Grove City, Clarion, DuBois, Bellefonte... Lock Haven. 286 00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:45,478 There is a hotel in each place and if you know your way around you can find a room facing the river. Each one has a hotel, and if you know your way around, you can get a room that looks out at the river. 287 00:21:45,478 --> 00:21:47,567 You can hear it all night long. You hear it going all night. 288 00:21:47,567 --> 00:21:50,700 There is nothing better than falling asleep to the sound of the river. Nothing like sleeping to the sound of a river. 289 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:55,705 And then you have delicious food that, boy, you can't even imagine. And then you got diners with food so good, boy, you can't imagine. 290 00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:59,579 A place where you can feel at home. Places to drink that make you feel right at home. 291 00:22:02,538 --> 00:22:04,627 I've been to many places. I've been to places. 292 00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:08,501 I've been to many places. I've been to places. 293 00:22:11,155 --> 00:22:14,245 One night I brought a man back to my room. One night, I took somebody back to my room. 294 00:22:15,986 --> 00:22:17,248 She has red hair. She had red hair. 295 00:22:17,248 --> 00:22:18,989 Al, are you going to bed? Al, are you coming to bed? 296 00:22:18,989 --> 00:22:21,165 Yes. Yeah. 297 00:22:21,165 --> 00:22:23,254 Why are you telling me this? Why are you telling me all this? 298 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,131 Just one night. It's just one night. 299 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:18,484 They let me go. They let me go. 300 00:23:18,484 --> 00:23:20,660 What do you mean they let you go? What do you mean they let you go? 301 00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:29,320 They let me go. They... said there weren't enough sales for that product anymore, I don't know, they were shrinking. They let me go. They... said there weren't enough opportunities for salesmen of that product anymore, and I don't know, and they're shrinking. 302 00:23:30,452 --> 00:23:32,541 They gave Pennsylvania to Bill. They gave Bill Pennsylvania. 303 00:23:33,716 --> 00:23:35,849 What are they talking about? "Chance". What are they talking about? "Opportunities." 304 00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:38,765 Haven't I been working hard for them, Rose? Isn't it? Didn't I always sell for them, Rose? Didn't I? 305 00:23:40,288 --> 00:23:43,073 We have to find a way to remortgage the house. We'll have to take a new mortgage out on the house somehow. 306 00:23:43,073 --> 00:23:44,684 The roof will have to wait. The roof will have to wait. 307 00:23:45,989 --> 00:23:48,992 They... they shrunk me, Rose. They... they shrunk me, Rose. 308 00:23:48,992 --> 00:23:50,690 They shrunk me. They shrunk me. 309 00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:52,256 What do I do now, Ross? What am I gonna do now, Rose? 310 00:23:52,256 --> 00:23:54,171 What should I do? What am I gonna do? 311 00:23:55,912 --> 00:23:58,524 We'll find a way. We'll figure it out. 312 00:23:58,524 --> 00:24:00,482 We always do. We always do. 313 00:24:03,093 --> 00:24:05,356 Hello everyone, I would like to introduce someone to you. Hey, everybody, I want you to meet someone. 314 00:24:05,356 --> 00:24:07,228 Elizabeth, Jimmy, say hello to Margaret. Elizabeth, Jimmy, say hello to Margaret. 315 00:24:07,228 --> 00:24:08,708 -Hello everyone. -Hello, Margaret. - Hi, guys. - Hi, Margaret. 316 00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:12,102 Cushions. What a bastard. Whoopee cushion. What a jerk. 317 00:24:12,102 --> 00:24:13,495 Hey, dad? Hey, Dad? 318 00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:15,279 I want you to meet Margaret. I'd like you to meet Margaret. 319 00:24:15,279 --> 00:24:16,672 Nice to meet you, Margaret. Nice to meet you, Margaret. 320 00:24:16,672 --> 00:24:18,761 Nice to meet you, Mr. Yang. Nice to meet you, Mr. Young. 321 00:24:18,761 --> 00:24:20,763 Richard told me you were in the war. Uh, Richard told me that you fought in the war. 322 00:24:20,763 --> 00:24:23,070 -My father is a pilot. --ah. - My-my father was a pilot. - Ah. 323 00:24:23,070 --> 00:24:26,290 Yeah, yeah, in '59, he tried to be a...NASA astronaut. Yeah, yeah, in '59, he tried out to be a... a-an astronaut with NASA. 324 00:24:26,290 --> 00:24:27,683 Well, his eyes weren't good enough. Well, his eyes weren't good enough. 325 00:24:27,683 --> 00:24:29,555 -But he almost succeeded, right? -Yes, he said it. - But he almost made it, right? - Yeah, he did. 326 00:24:29,555 --> 00:24:34,385 But he now runs a chain of auto parts stores. But he-he manages a chain of auto stores parts now. 327 00:24:35,604 --> 00:24:39,521 He always said, "Oh, what could have been?" And he always says, "Oh, what could have been?" 328 00:24:39,521 --> 00:24:43,133 Well, there's a lot of that these days. Well, there is a lot of that going around. 329 00:24:43,133 --> 00:24:44,744 "Well, there's a lot of that—" "Well, there's a lot of that going--" 330 00:24:44,744 --> 00:24:46,833 Mom, I want you to meet Margaret. Mom, I want you to meet Margaret. 331 00:24:46,833 --> 00:24:48,965 I'm just bringing out the roast, honey. Who? I'm just taking out the roast, honey. Who? 332 00:24:48,965 --> 00:24:50,532 ——Margaret. -I'll go in. - Margaret. - I'll go in. 333 00:24:50,532 --> 00:24:52,099 Hello, Mrs. Yang. Hi, Mrs. Young. 334 00:24:52,099 --> 00:24:54,362 How can I help you? Can I help you with anything? 335 00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:56,451 Nice to meet you, Margaret. Pleasure to meet you, Margaret. 336 00:24:56,451 --> 00:24:58,540 Did you go to Franklin High School? So, do you go to Franklin High? 337 00:24:58,540 --> 00:25:00,368 No, I went to school at the University of São Paulo. No, I go to St. Paul's. 338 00:25:00,368 --> 00:25:02,065 Oh. Oh. 339 00:25:02,065 --> 00:25:04,111 St. Paul. How did you meet Richard? St. Paul's. Well, how did you meet Richard? 340 00:25:04,111 --> 00:25:06,461 Hey, have you seen those delicious carrots? Hey, did you see the zesty carrots? 341 00:25:06,461 --> 00:25:09,943 Margaret, what do you plan to do after high school? What do you plan to do after high school, Margaret? 342 00:25:09,943 --> 00:25:12,641 I want to go to college. I'd like to go to college. 343 00:25:12,641 --> 00:25:14,556 Maybe become a lawyer one day. Maybe someday be a lawyer. 344 00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:17,124 -Lawyer? -she would be a good lawyer - A lawyer? - She'd make a good lawyer. 345 00:25:17,124 --> 00:25:18,604 She is very persuasive. She's very persuasive. 346 00:25:18,604 --> 00:25:20,910 What's wrong with being a wife? What's wrong with being a wife? 347 00:25:23,130 --> 00:25:26,089 If you decide to do something, don't wait. If you decide to do something, don't wait. 348 00:25:26,089 --> 00:25:28,048 I wanted to be a bookkeeper. I had wanted to be a bookkeeper. 349 00:25:28,048 --> 00:25:30,659 You should see her checkbook. You should see her checkbook. 350 00:25:33,401 --> 00:25:36,665 Well, I'm going to study graphic arts. Well, I'm going into the graphic arts. 351 00:25:36,665 --> 00:25:38,580 -I want to be an artist. -Very good. - I'm going to be an artist. - Oh, great. 352 00:25:38,580 --> 00:25:40,582 This is exactly what the world needs. Don't be stupid. Just what the world needs. Don't be an idiot. 353 00:25:40,582 --> 00:25:42,932 Get a job wearing a suit. Get a job where you wear a suit. 354 00:25:45,195 --> 00:25:47,241 Time flies so fast. Time just went. 355 00:25:53,813 --> 00:25:56,032 I would make a good bookkeeper. I would have been a good bookkeeper. 356 00:26:15,704 --> 00:26:17,532 Yo! Ew! 357 00:26:17,532 --> 00:26:18,751 Damn it, Jimmy! Damn it, Jimmy! 358 00:26:18,751 --> 00:26:20,622 -I see you. ——Kiss! - I see you. - Kissing! 359 00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:23,059 I want to beat you! I am gonna clobber you! 360 00:26:24,974 --> 00:26:26,976 Can you smell anything weird? Can you smell something funny? 361 00:26:26,976 --> 00:26:38,640 You know, when you smell something, you're actually inhaling molecules that separate from what you're smelling and then spread them over a large area. You know, when you smell something, you're actually inhaling molecules that have detached themselves from whatever it is you're smelling and-and spread out over a large area. 362 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:43,819 If we could see a loaf of bread by its smell, it must be huge. If we could see a loaf of bread by its smell, it would be enormous. 363 00:26:45,212 --> 00:26:47,475 Beauty, come and see this reclining posture. Hey, gorgeous, get a load of this recline. 364 00:26:47,475 --> 00:26:48,868 I'm late, Raquel. I'm late, Raquel. 365 00:26:48,868 --> 00:26:50,870 I probably won't see you again until Thursday. I probably won't see you again until Thursday. 366 00:26:50,870 --> 00:26:53,176 Okay, see you on Thursday, Ms. H. Okay, see you Thursday, Ms. H. 367 00:26:53,176 --> 00:26:54,656 Okay, be good. Okay, you are good. 368 00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:56,136 Oh, I will. Oh, I will. 369 00:26:56,136 --> 00:26:58,007 -Good morning, Raquel. -Good morning, Justin. - Morning, Raquel. - Ah, morning, Justin. 370 00:26:58,007 --> 00:26:59,922 -Have you had lunch? --Um. - You got your lunch? - Uh-huh. 371 00:26:59,922 --> 00:27:02,055 Is there anything exciting going on at school today? Anything exciting going on in school today? 372 00:27:02,055 --> 00:27:03,273 Well, not so good. Mm, not really. 373 00:27:03,273 --> 00:27:04,797 This is the first day of driving training. Just first day of driver's ed. 374 00:27:04,797 --> 00:27:07,234 The driver's Edward? As in "Xue. Driver's ed? Dios mío. 375 00:27:07,234 --> 00:27:09,366 Just yesterday I was changing your diaper. Only yesterday, I was changing your diapers. 376 00:27:09,366 --> 00:27:11,455 Ah ha. See you on Thursday. Uh-huh. See you Thursday. 377 00:27:11,455 --> 00:27:13,240 ——Wallet. --examine. - Wallet. - Check. 378 00:27:13,240 --> 00:27:14,894 ——Look. --examine. - Watch. - Check. 379 00:27:14,894 --> 00:27:16,243 Key? Keys? 380 00:27:16,243 --> 00:27:18,898 Check, check, check again. Check, check and double check. 381 00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:20,726 -Are you nervous? -Yes. - You nervous? - Yeah. 382 00:27:20,726 --> 00:27:22,379 我不确定我还能不能做到。 I'm not sure I can still do this. 383 00:27:22,379 --> 00:27:24,686 You can sell the teapot to the spout. You could sell a teapot a spout. 384 00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:26,470 No one can say no to you. No one can say no to you. 385 00:27:26,470 --> 00:27:28,255 -You are very charming. ——哦?我不知道，罗斯。 - You're a charmer. - Oh? I don't know, Rose. 386 00:27:28,255 --> 00:27:31,824 我不再是一个23岁的老将了。 I'm not a 23-year-old veteran full of piss and vinegar anymore. 387 00:27:32,825 --> 00:27:34,653 Watch your wine. Just watch your drinking. 388 00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:36,872 Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. 389 00:27:45,707 --> 00:27:47,317 Oh my God, Mom. Oh, my goodness, Mommy. 390 00:27:47,317 --> 00:27:48,710 So exciting. It was so exciting. 391 00:27:48,710 --> 00:27:51,191 You can see everything like a bird. You can see everything just like a bird does. 392 00:27:51,191 --> 00:27:53,846 It makes your tummy itch and become curved. And it makes your tummy tickle and get all squiggly. 393 00:27:53,846 --> 00:27:56,805 You are taller than the tallest tree. And you're taller than the tallest tree. 394 00:27:56,805 --> 00:27:59,678 Everyone looks so small, like ants. And everybody looks so small, like they're ants. 395 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:03,290 All the houses and carriages looked like toys. And all the houses and carriages look like toys. 396 00:28:03,290 --> 00:28:06,206 We thought you wouldn't be back until tonight. We weren't expecting you home until this evening. 397 00:28:06,206 --> 00:28:09,426 How is the fight for suffrage going? How is the suffering for suffrage going? 398 00:28:09,426 --> 00:28:14,910 The windows wouldn't open so we held off until we could find a room with better ventilation. The windows couldn't open, so we postponed it until we could find a room with better ventilation. 399 00:28:14,910 --> 00:28:18,000 Honey, can you go back to your room and practice for a while? Sweetheart, will you please go to your room and practice for a while? 400 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,436 I need to talk to your father. I need to speak to your father. 401 00:28:19,436 --> 00:28:21,569 When you finish, can I tell you about the landing? When you finish, can I tell you about the landing? 402 00:28:21,569 --> 00:28:22,831 Of course, dear. Of course, dear. 403 00:28:22,831 --> 00:28:24,920 I'll pick you up. I'll come get you. 404 00:28:27,923 --> 00:28:31,057 I can't believe you led our precious child into that death trap. I can't believe you took our precious child up in that death trap. 405 00:28:31,057 --> 00:28:32,798 Calm down, Pauline. You are overreacting. Calm down, Pauline. You're overreacting. 406 00:28:32,798 --> 00:28:36,497 Overreaction? Oh my gosh, John, she's our only child. Overreacting? My God, John, she's the only child we have. 407 00:28:36,497 --> 00:28:43,722 Look, I just want her to experience something that very few people, let alone children, get to experience. Look, I simply wanted her to experience something that very few people, let alone children, have-- Oh, please. 408 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:46,507 I'm sorry. I should have told you in advance. I'm sorry. I should have told you ahead of time. 409 00:28:46,507 --> 00:28:49,075 You know very well that I won't allow it. Never. You know perfectly well I would never have allowed it. Never. 410 00:28:49,075 --> 00:28:50,641 Well, you're right. Okay, you're right. 411 00:28:50,641 --> 00:28:52,556 You are right. You're right. 412 00:28:52,556 --> 00:28:56,343 Sell that damn plane, John, before anyone dies in it. Sell that infernal plane, John, before somebody gets killed in it. 413 00:28:58,171 --> 00:29:02,697 ♬I bless the day I find you ♪ I bless the day I found you ♪ 414 00:29:02,697 --> 00:29:13,664 ♬I want to stay with you... You can stay here for the night if you want. ♪ I want to stay around you... You know, if you like, you could spend the rest of the night here. 415 00:29:13,664 --> 00:29:17,973 ♬Let it be me ♪ Let it be me ♪ 416 00:29:17,973 --> 00:29:20,280 I could spend the rest of my life here. I could spend the rest of my life here. 417 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:24,153 ♬Don’t take away my paradise ♪ Don't take this heaven from one ♪ 418 00:29:24,153 --> 00:29:26,590 If you must insist...♪ ♪ If you must cling... ♪ 419 00:29:26,590 --> 00:29:27,983 She is pregnant. She's pregnant. 420 00:29:29,202 --> 00:29:30,725 What is she? She's what? 421 00:29:30,725 --> 00:29:33,032 She is pregnant. Margaret is pregnant. She's pregnant. Margaret is pregnant. 422 00:29:34,424 --> 00:29:36,426 You are only 18 years old. You're just 18 years old. 423 00:29:36,426 --> 00:29:38,254 That beat generation lawyer, is she still over 18? The beatnik lawyer, is she even 18? 424 00:29:38,254 --> 00:29:39,821 What do you want me to say? What do you want me to say? 425 00:29:39,821 --> 00:29:42,345 Oh my god, you idiot! God, you stupid prick, you! 426 00:29:42,345 --> 00:29:43,912 You can't control your pants! You couldn't keep it in your pants! 427 00:29:43,912 --> 00:29:47,263 We all have idiots, Dad. We both have stupid pricks, Dad. 428 00:29:47,263 --> 00:29:50,527 Don't be too smart. Don't be too smart! Don't be a wiseass. Do not be a wiseass! 429 00:29:50,527 --> 00:29:53,487 Do you think I want to sell vacuum cleaners? You think I wanted to end up selling vacuums? 430 00:29:53,487 --> 00:29:56,838 Do you think I want to end my life at the age of 22? You think I wanted to be done with my life when I was 22? 431 00:29:56,838 --> 00:29:59,667 Do you think I don't have anything I want to do? You think I didn't have things I wanted to do? 432 00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:01,060 Dream? Dreams? 433 00:30:01,060 --> 00:30:02,539 Here you go. For you. 434 00:30:02,539 --> 00:30:04,846 Al, what's wrong? Al, what's going on? 435 00:30:04,846 --> 00:30:07,501 You are going to be a grandma. You're gonna be a grandmother. 436 00:30:07,501 --> 00:30:08,807 What? What? 437 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:10,547 Margaret is pregnant, mother. Margaret's pregnant, Mom. 438 00:30:10,547 --> 00:30:13,812 Tonight we will be entertained by them twice. Now, tonight, we're gonna twice be entertained by them. 439 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:18,947 pops up from time to time in the second half of our show. Ladies and gentlemen, The Beatles! Let's hear it. Right now and again in the second half of our show. Ladies and gentlemen, The Beatles! Let's hear it. 440 00:30:20,296 --> 00:30:21,689 ♬Close your eyes, I want to kiss you...♪ ♪ Close your eyes and I'll kiss you... ♪ 441 00:30:21,689 --> 00:30:30,829 Because they exchanged vows and put their love in front of God and these witnesses… ♬ I am always true ♬ Because they have exchanged their vows before God and these witnesses, and have placed their love... ♪ I'll always be true ♪ 442 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:33,832 ♬When I'm not around ♪ And then while I'm away ♪ 443 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:35,834 ♬I will write home every day...♪ ♪ I'll write home every day... ♪ 444 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:43,058 …In accordance with the laws of the land and the authority vested in me, I hereby pronounce you husband and wife. ...according to the laws of the state and the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife. 445 00:30:43,058 --> 00:30:45,408 ♬All my love ♪ All my loving ♪ 446 00:30:45,408 --> 00:30:48,890 ♪I will give it to you♪ ♪ I will send you ♪ 447 00:30:48,890 --> 00:30:51,501 -You can kiss the bride now. -♬All my love - You may now kiss the bride. - ♪ All my loving ♪ 448 00:30:51,501 --> 00:30:54,461 ♬ Honey, I will be true ♪ Darling, I'll be true ♪ 449 00:30:54,461 --> 00:30:56,376 -Hey! ♬-♬All my love - ♪ Hey! ♪ - ♪ All my loving ♪ 450 00:30:58,378 --> 00:31:00,815 ♬All my love ♪ All my loving ♪ 451 00:31:00,815 --> 00:31:04,210 ♬Oh all my love ♪ Ooh, all my loving ♪ 452 00:31:04,210 --> 00:31:07,561 ♪I will give it to you♪ ♪ I will send you ♪ 453 00:31:35,328 --> 00:31:38,374 I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep. I thought I was the only one having a hard time sleeping. 454 00:31:38,374 --> 00:31:42,204 I want to feel the morning sunshine. Mm, I'm trying to get a feel for the early morning light. 455 00:31:45,468 --> 00:31:47,949 Give me your hand. Give me your hand. 456 00:31:47,949 --> 00:31:50,343 -What? -Did you feel it? - What? - You feel that? 457 00:31:50,343 --> 00:31:52,127 No, oh. No--Oh. 458 00:31:52,127 --> 00:31:54,216 Oh. Oh. 459 00:31:55,739 --> 00:31:58,699 He's going to be a goal scorer. He's gonna be a field goal kicker. 460 00:31:58,699 --> 00:32:02,964 Or she'll be a high-kicking choir girl. Or she's gonna be a high-kicking chorus girl. 461 00:32:04,705 --> 00:32:06,750 A dancer. A dancer. 462 00:32:06,750 --> 00:32:08,491 -I made you coffee. --Thanks. - I put the coffee on for you. - Thanks. 463 00:32:08,491 --> 00:32:10,363 Please go this way, beauty. Step this way, please, gorgeous. 464 00:32:10,363 --> 00:32:12,321 Please sit here. Take a seat right here. 465 00:32:12,321 --> 00:32:13,932 Oh why, thank you. Oh, why, thank you. 466 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:16,108 I have something very important to tell you. I have something very important I want to tell you. 467 00:32:16,108 --> 00:32:17,544 Oh, really? What is that, honey? Oh, yeah? What's that, lover? 468 00:32:17,544 --> 00:32:19,807 I think '42 will be a great year. I think '42 is gonna be a great year. 469 00:32:19,807 --> 00:32:21,287 Why? And why is that? 470 00:32:21,287 --> 00:32:22,723 Oh! Oh! 471 00:32:22,723 --> 00:32:29,469 The guys at Michigan seemed interested in my chair's full 180-degree recline feature. Those boys up in Michigan seem very interested in my chair's 180-degree full recline feature. 472 00:32:29,469 --> 00:32:31,036 I think they would agree. I think they're gonna go for it. 473 00:32:31,036 --> 00:32:32,689 I think you are right. I think you're right. 474 00:32:32,689 --> 00:32:34,909 You are my genius inventor. You're my genius inventor. 475 00:32:34,909 --> 00:32:36,171 Did you know? And you know what else? 476 00:32:36,171 --> 00:32:40,001 With this full recline feature, you don't even have to leave the chair. With this full recline feature, you never even have to leave the chair. 477 00:32:40,001 --> 00:32:42,482 You can even sleep here. You can even sleep right here. 478 00:32:42,482 --> 00:32:45,311 Right in our easy chairs. Right here in our Relax-E-Boy chair. 479 00:32:45,311 --> 00:32:48,009 You know what else the full recline function can do? You know what else you can do with a full recline feature? 480 00:32:48,009 --> 00:32:50,098 On a Sunday afternoon? In the middle of a Sunday afternoon? 481 00:32:50,098 --> 00:32:52,535 What would Father Morphy say? What would Father Murphy say? 482 00:32:52,535 --> 00:32:55,016 Let's not tell him. Well, let's not tell him. 483 00:33:01,196 --> 00:33:04,895 I'm John Daley reporting from the CBS Newsroom in New York. This is John Daly speaking from the CBS newsroom in New York. 484 00:33:04,895 --> 00:33:07,768 The following is the currently reported situation in the Far East. Here is the Far East situation as reported to this moment. 485 00:33:07,768 --> 00:33:14,862 The Japanese attacked the U.S. naval base at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, and our defenses in Manila, the Philippines... The Japanese have attacked the American Naval base at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii, and our defense facilities at Manila, capital of the Philippines... 486 00:33:20,215 --> 00:33:22,391 I just don't feel comfortable. I just can't get comfortable. 487 00:33:22,391 --> 00:33:25,046 Oh. I'm sorry. I know it's late. Oh. I'm sorry. I know it's late. 488 00:33:25,046 --> 00:33:27,657 I just want to catch the rising moon. I was just trying to catch the rising moon. 489 00:33:33,272 --> 00:33:37,058 Sleeping Beauty It’s not difficult at all to sleep comfortably. Sleeping Beauty over here doesn't have a problem getting comfortable. 490 00:33:39,974 --> 00:33:42,629 Dear, wait. Honey, wait. 491 00:33:42,629 --> 00:33:44,239 Can you turn to the light? Can you turn towards the light? 492 00:33:44,239 --> 00:33:47,068 I don't feel good right now, Richard. Oh, I just don't feel pretty right now, Richard. 493 00:33:47,068 --> 00:33:53,161 Honey, you don't understand. I...I can't take my eyes off you. Honey, you don't understand. I... I can't take my eyes off of you. 494 00:34:04,346 --> 00:34:06,218 Oh, no. Oh, no. 495 00:34:06,218 --> 00:34:07,915 Al! Al! 496 00:34:07,915 --> 00:34:09,221 Damn the rain! Goddamn rain! 497 00:34:10,657 --> 00:34:12,093 It came through the wall! It's coming through the walls! 498 00:34:12,093 --> 00:34:15,140 Do you have the phone number for, uh... the roofer? You have the-the number of the, uh... the-the roofing guy? 499 00:34:15,140 --> 00:34:16,576 What roof repair guy? What roofing guy? 500 00:34:16,576 --> 00:34:18,143 Joseph, Puerto Rican. The--José, the Puerto Rican. 501 00:34:18,143 --> 00:34:20,145 No, Joseph was the gutter guy! No, José's the gutter guy! 502 00:34:20,145 --> 00:34:21,798 Is he from the ghetto? He-he's a gutter guy? 503 00:34:21,798 --> 00:34:23,191 Do we have a gutter guy? We have a gutter guy? 504 00:34:23,191 --> 00:34:25,541 Yes, Joseph, he cleaned storm drains. Yeah, José, he cleans the rain gutters. 505 00:34:25,541 --> 00:34:29,067 Oh...gosh, Al, did you move that bucket? Oh... God, Al, did you move that bucket? 506 00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:30,459 Yes, I moved the barrel! Yeah, I moved the bucket! 507 00:34:30,459 --> 00:34:32,809 -I gotta see that hole! -Look at the floor! - I had to look at the hole! - Look at the floor! 508 00:34:32,809 --> 00:34:34,463 Look at that water! Look at all that water! 509 00:34:36,291 --> 00:34:39,077 Jimmy, the baby is coming. Jimmy, the baby's coming. 510 00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:40,948 - Now? - Right away! - Now? - Right now! 511 00:34:40,948 --> 00:34:42,863 -Call a taxi. -taxi? - Call a taxi. - A taxi? 512 00:34:42,863 --> 00:34:44,430 I have to go to the hospital! I have to get to the hospital! 513 00:34:44,430 --> 00:34:46,736 Oh! Oh! Jimmy, this is not waiting. Oh! Oh! Jimmy, it's not waiting. 514 00:34:46,736 --> 00:34:48,738 What do you mean you don't have to wait? It will have to wait! What do you mean it's not waiting? It has to wait! 515 00:34:48,738 --> 00:34:50,175 Oh my God, you have to do something! Oh, my God, you have to do something! 516 00:34:50,175 --> 00:34:51,437 -Jimmy!-Jesus Christ! - Jimmy! - Jesus Christ! 517 00:34:51,437 --> 00:34:53,003 Call a taxi! Call a taxi! 518 00:34:55,658 --> 00:34:57,573 Breathe. Good, painless delivery method. Painless childbirth. Breathe. Okay, Lamaze. Lamaze. 519 00:34:57,573 --> 00:34:59,967 -I have towels. -OMG. What? - I got towels. - Oh, my God. What? 520 00:34:59,967 --> 00:35:03,144 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 521 00:35:03,144 --> 00:35:04,972 -Do you want to call a taxi? --No. - Are you calling a taxi? - No. 522 00:35:04,972 --> 00:35:06,626 Who did you call? Who are you calling? 523 00:35:06,626 --> 00:35:08,584 -Fire department. -Fire department? ! - The fire department. - The fire department?! 524 00:35:12,675 --> 00:35:14,460 What do you think of apples, kid? How do you like them apples, kid? 525 00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:16,070 ringside seats A ringside seat. 526 00:35:16,070 --> 00:35:18,551 The cycle of life. A circle of life. 527 00:35:18,551 --> 00:35:19,987 You did great, kid. You did good, kid. 528 00:35:19,987 --> 00:35:21,728 It's a girl. It's a girl. 529 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:34,175 That's the moon. That is the moon. 530 00:35:34,175 --> 00:35:36,177 That's the moon. That is the moon. 531 00:35:36,177 --> 00:35:38,527 Look, look, look. And look, look, look. 532 00:35:38,527 --> 00:35:41,008 There is also a satellite. There's another moon. 533 00:35:41,008 --> 00:35:42,618 That's another moon. that's right. That's another moon. That's right. 534 00:35:42,618 --> 00:35:44,620 So we have two. We have two. So we have two. We have two. 535 00:35:44,620 --> 00:35:49,190 This is a moon, this is another moon. There's one moon, and there's the other moon. 536 00:35:58,460 --> 00:36:00,158 You are the most beautiful angel. You're the most beautiful angel. 537 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:01,507 Yes you are. Yes, you are. 538 00:36:01,507 --> 00:36:03,248 Yes. Yes. 539 00:36:03,248 --> 00:36:05,163 You are the most beautiful girl. You're the most beautiful girl. 540 00:36:05,163 --> 00:36:07,991 Oh, what is that silly face? Oh, what is that goofy face? 541 00:36:07,991 --> 00:36:10,733 Yes. Yeah. 542 00:36:10,733 --> 00:36:13,606 You make mom happy. You make Mommy so happy. 543 00:36:13,606 --> 00:36:16,304 I'm so happy. Yes. I'm so happy. Yeah. 544 00:36:16,304 --> 00:36:18,306 Do you want to go get something to eat? You want to go get something to eat? 545 00:36:18,306 --> 00:36:21,004 Yes, let's go. bring it on. Yeah, let's go. Come on. 546 00:36:21,004 --> 00:36:23,485 Applesauce? Do you want applesauce? Applesauce? You want applesauce? 547 00:36:29,535 --> 00:36:31,319 I know. I know. 548 00:36:31,319 --> 00:36:33,365 Oh, are you sleepy? Oh, are you sleepy? 549 00:36:33,365 --> 00:36:35,802 Do you need a nap? You need to take a little nap-nap? 550 00:36:35,802 --> 00:36:38,152 I guess it's time to go to bed, right? I think it's time to go night night, right? 551 00:36:38,152 --> 00:36:40,241 Do you want to take a nap? You gonna take a little nap? 552 00:36:40,241 --> 00:36:41,547 Yes. Yeah. 553 00:36:41,547 --> 00:36:44,637 We sing a little lullaby and then fall asleep together. We sing a little lullaby, and we go night night. 554 00:36:44,637 --> 00:36:46,595 It's time to go, good night. Time to go night night. 555 00:37:11,185 --> 00:37:13,492 Vanessa, look who's here. Vanessa, look who's here. 556 00:37:13,492 --> 00:37:15,581 Dad's house. Daddy's home. 557 00:37:15,581 --> 00:37:18,366 Hi. What are you doing? Hi. What-what are you doing? 558 00:37:18,366 --> 00:37:19,759 I got the job. I got the job. 559 00:37:19,759 --> 00:37:21,456 What? What? 560 00:37:21,456 --> 00:37:24,067 -Yes. Yes. --congratulations. - Yeah. Yeah. - Congratulations. 561 00:37:24,067 --> 00:37:27,114 They hired me on the spot. They hired me on the spot. 562 00:37:27,114 --> 00:37:33,381 What the girls are seeing now is a new salesperson from the 12th largest life insurance company in the United States. You girls are looking at the newest salesman of the 12th-largest life insurance company in America. 563 00:37:33,381 --> 00:37:35,122 That's great, Richard. That is so great, Richard. 564 00:37:35,122 --> 00:37:38,081 Yes, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Yeah, it's the opportunity of a lifetime. 565 00:37:38,081 --> 00:37:39,822 Are you unhappy? Aren't you happy? 566 00:37:40,823 --> 00:37:42,869 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 567 00:37:42,869 --> 00:37:44,914 We have tried our best. We've done everything we can. 568 00:37:51,834 --> 00:37:54,533 ——Okay. roll. -Is everyone ready? - Okay. Roll it. - Everybody ready? 569 00:37:54,533 --> 00:37:56,317 Does this work? Yes. Is that working? Yeah. 570 00:37:56,317 --> 00:37:57,536 Hey. Hey. 571 00:37:57,536 --> 00:37:59,015 Stop it, Jimmy. Stop it, Jimmy. 572 00:37:59,015 --> 00:38:00,800 -Jimmy, don't mess around. -Oh, three socks? - Jimmy, do not mess with that. - Oh, three stockings? 573 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:02,845 We need a fourth one for Vanessa. Yes. We need a fourth for Vanessa. Yeah. 574 00:38:02,845 --> 00:38:04,456 Oh my god, that one in the middle is mine. Oh, my God, the middle one was mine. 575 00:38:04,456 --> 00:38:05,935 I like Christmas. I love Christmas. 576 00:38:05,935 --> 00:38:08,286 We got our own Christmas tree that year. That was the year we got our own tree. 577 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:11,724 ——Wow. -Yeah, it cost me a lot of money and I almost chopped my hands off. - Wow. - Yeah, it cost me a damn fortune, and I almost cut my hand off. 578 00:38:11,724 --> 00:38:13,421 -You're being too dramatic. -Yeah, that was a really hard day. - You're so dramatic. - Yeah, that was quite a day. 579 00:38:13,421 --> 00:38:15,293 Yes, you have plastic... Do you have plastic trees, Ted? Yeah, you got a plastic... you got a plastic tree, Ted? 580 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:16,337 Yes, plastic. Yeah, plastic. 581 00:38:16,337 --> 00:38:17,643 -Oh my God! - here she comes - Oh, my God! - Oh, there she is. 582 00:38:17,643 --> 00:38:19,166 What did you do to my hair? What did you do to my hair? 583 00:38:19,166 --> 00:38:21,473 So cute, Elizabeth. Oh, it was so cute, Elizabeth. 584 00:38:21,473 --> 00:38:23,779 That's me. That's me. That was me. That was me. 585 00:38:23,779 --> 00:38:26,260 I think it was, like, a bubble ball or something. I think it's, like, pom-poms or something. 586 00:38:26,260 --> 00:38:27,827 Look, little Richie. Look, little Ricky. 587 00:38:27,827 --> 00:38:29,742 Think he's the next Ringo. Thinks he's the next Ringo. 588 00:38:29,742 --> 00:38:31,309 Nightmare. Nightmare. 589 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:33,223 -Have drums. -I had flashbacks. - Let there be drums. - I'm getting flashbacks. 590 00:38:33,223 --> 00:38:35,835 Rich, you've always been interested in music, haven't you? Hey, Rich, you always had an interest in music, didn't you? 591 00:38:35,835 --> 00:38:38,272 Me? No, no. That's not me, Ted. Me? No, no. That wasn't me, Ted. 592 00:38:38,272 --> 00:38:39,752 Of course, you said it. I remember. Sure, you did. I-I remember. 593 00:38:39,752 --> 00:38:41,231 You play in a combo. You played in the combo. 594 00:38:41,231 --> 00:38:43,233 You might even want to apply to music school. You were even thinking of applying to a music school. 595 00:38:43,233 --> 00:38:45,410 Music school? No, no, not me. Music school? No, no, not me. 596 00:38:45,410 --> 00:38:46,933 No, no. It's an art college. No, no. It was the art academy. 597 00:38:46,933 --> 00:38:49,979 Richard was going to apply to art college. Richard was gonna apply to the Institute of Arts. 598 00:38:49,979 --> 00:38:51,677 Yeah, you know. Yeah, well, you know. 599 00:38:51,677 --> 00:38:55,376 We're all sure you'll excel. We all were sure you were gonna be somebody. 600 00:38:55,376 --> 00:38:57,683 Yeah, it just didn’t work out. Yeah, it just didn't work out. 601 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:05,995 Okay. That's it, baby. All right. That's it, baby. 602 00:39:05,995 --> 00:39:08,607 - Now say "money!" - money! - Now say, "Money!" - Money! 603 00:39:08,607 --> 00:39:11,697 -Say: "More money!" -More money! - Say, "More money!" - More money! 604 00:39:15,527 --> 00:39:17,137 Wow. Wow. 605 00:39:17,137 --> 00:39:20,183 Now, have you heard of this new thing called television? Now, and have you heard of this new thing called television? 606 00:39:20,183 --> 00:39:21,750 Is that a radio with pictures? Is that the radio with pictures? 607 00:39:21,750 --> 00:39:25,188 Yes, we are watching its development closely. Yes, and-and we're watching its development very closely. 608 00:39:25,188 --> 00:39:26,886 Well, so to speak. Well, so to speak. 609 00:39:26,886 --> 00:39:33,501 We feel like a chair like this could be the perfect addition to a home TV. A-And we feel a chair like this might be the perfect complement to a home television ensemble. 610 00:39:35,068 --> 00:39:36,896 I have to admire you, Leo. I have to hand it to you, Leo. 611 00:39:36,896 --> 00:39:39,246 This Ottoman feature is really special. This ottoman feature is really special. 612 00:39:39,246 --> 00:39:40,856 I'm glad you appreciate it. Well, I-I'm glad you appreciate it. 613 00:39:40,856 --> 00:39:42,902 I've been working on it for a long time. I-I've been developing it for quite some time. 614 00:39:42,902 --> 00:39:45,992 ——Hmm. -You know what else is special? - Mm-hmm. - A-And you know what else is pretty special? 615 00:39:45,992 --> 00:39:47,254 -This high ball. --oh. - This highball. - Oh. 616 00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,518 What's your secret, Mrs. Beekman? What's your secret, Mrs. Beekman? 617 00:39:50,518 --> 00:39:52,520 Oh, well, gosh. Nothing special. Oh, well, goodness. Nothing special. 618 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:55,001 Just a glass of Seagram No. 7 Ginger Ale. Just a Seagram's 7 and ginger ale. 619 00:39:55,001 --> 00:39:57,133 -Squeeze a little more lemon. --oh. - And a little squeeze of lemon. - Oh. 620 00:39:57,133 --> 00:39:58,831 Ginger ale is Canadian dry. And the ginger ale is Canada Dry. 621 00:39:58,831 --> 00:39:59,962 Oh yeah, Canada fuck. Oh, yeah, Canada Dry. 622 00:39:59,962 --> 00:40:01,007 -It's all good stuff. --Um. - Just the good stuff. - Uh-huh. 623 00:40:01,007 --> 00:40:03,009 -Yeah, it's delicious. --oh. - Yeah, well, it's delicious. - Oh. 624 00:40:03,009 --> 00:40:06,099 But I’d like to know a little more about you both. But I'd like to get to know a little more about you two. 625 00:40:06,099 --> 00:40:08,188 -How did you meet? -How did we meet? - How did you meet? - How did we meet? 626 00:40:08,188 --> 00:40:10,320 Yes. How did you meet? Yeah. How did you meet? 627 00:40:12,279 --> 00:40:13,759 Do you want to speak out? Do you want to tell it? 628 00:40:13,759 --> 00:40:15,456 He followed me home. He followed me home. 629 00:40:15,456 --> 00:40:17,023 -Following you home? --Um. - Followed you home? - Mm-hmm. 630 00:40:17,023 --> 00:40:20,026 I used to see her running past the window where I worked. I used to see her run by the window where I worked. 631 00:40:20,026 --> 00:40:22,463 -She's always running. -I'm always late. - She was always running. - I was always late. 632 00:40:22,463 --> 00:40:24,683 So one day, I followed her to see where she lived. So one day, I followed her and saw where she lived. 633 00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:25,945 The rest is history. And the rest is history. 634 00:40:25,945 --> 00:40:27,642 Inspiring. Inspirational. 635 00:40:27,642 --> 00:40:28,991 I know. I know. 636 00:40:28,991 --> 00:40:31,994 Sometimes our lives are like fairy tales. Sometimes our life is just like a fairy tale. 637 00:40:33,692 --> 00:40:35,345 I'm not talking about your life. Oh, I'm not talking about your life. 638 00:40:35,345 --> 00:40:36,869 I'm talking about the rotation function. I'm talking about the swivel feature. 639 00:40:36,869 --> 00:40:38,131 Oh. Oh. 640 00:40:38,131 --> 00:40:40,263 An absolute inspiration. Absolutely inspired. 641 00:40:40,263 --> 00:40:42,265 Well, that too. Well, that, too. 642 00:40:42,265 --> 00:40:43,658 …feeling good tonight. ...feel so good tonight. 643 00:40:43,658 --> 00:40:47,793 Things I do. I woke up at 5 o'clock this morning, shaking all over. I do. I woke up at 5:00 this morning, trembling and shaking all over. 644 00:40:47,793 --> 00:40:50,099 I fell asleep with my electric toothbrush in my mouth. I fell asleep with my electric toothbrush in my mouth. 645 00:40:50,099 --> 00:40:51,449 That's why. That's why. 646 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:54,452 Another reason why I feel bad is...shh! And another reason I don't feel good... Boo! 647 00:40:58,064 --> 00:41:00,414 I saw a ghost. I saw a ghost. I see a ghost. I see a ghost. 648 00:41:00,414 --> 00:41:01,981 Is that a ghost? That's a ghost. Is that a ghost? That is a ghost. 649 00:41:01,981 --> 00:41:05,027 I can't believe this house actually has... ...gh-gh-gh-ghost! I can't believe this house has a... ...a gh-gh-gh-ghost! 650 00:41:05,027 --> 00:41:06,899 This is a ghost! It's a gh-gh-gh-gh-ghost! 651 00:41:06,899 --> 00:41:08,117 Don't chase me, ghost! Don't chase me, ghost! 652 00:41:08,117 --> 00:41:09,423 help me! Help me! 653 00:41:09,423 --> 00:41:12,295 Help! I'm being followed by a ghost! Help! I'm being followed by a gh-gh-gh-gh-ghost! 654 00:41:12,295 --> 00:41:14,210 Ah! Mom! Mom! Aah! Mommy! Mommy! 655 00:41:14,210 --> 00:41:16,299 ——Mom. mom. Look, Mom. ——What? - Mama. Ma. Look, Mother. - What? 656 00:41:16,299 --> 00:41:17,823 -This house is haunted, Mom. -OMG! - This house is haunted, Mama. - Oh, my goodness! 657 00:41:17,823 --> 00:41:19,085 There is a ghost in this house. There's a ghost in this house. 658 00:41:19,085 --> 00:41:20,303 There is a ghost. Th-There's a ghost. 659 00:41:20,303 --> 00:41:21,391 -Oh, did you see that? oh. There. ——No! No! - Oh, see? Oh. There. - No! No! 660 00:41:21,391 --> 00:41:22,784 -Did you see that? -Oh no! A ghost! - Do you see it? - Oh, no! A ghost! 661 00:41:22,784 --> 00:41:24,699 -I saw it. I saw a ghost! ——No! No! No! No! - I see it. I see the ghost! - No! No! No! No! 662 00:41:24,699 --> 00:41:26,396 Here!gh-gh-gh-ghost! Right there! A gh-gh-gh-ghost! 663 00:41:27,572 --> 00:41:29,008 Dear,. Honey, turn. 664 00:41:29,008 --> 00:41:30,357 -Look. --Honey. - Look at that. - Honey. 665 00:41:30,357 --> 00:41:31,880 - Spin, spin, spin. -Can you smile, sweetheart? - Spin, spin, spin. - Can you smile, sweetheart? 666 00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:33,360 -Concentrate, dear. Please pay attention. -Yes, spin, spin. - Focus, honey. Focus, please. - Yeah, spinning, spinning. 667 00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:34,840 Smile! Smile! 668 00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:36,406 Vanessa. Vanessa. 669 00:41:36,406 --> 00:41:39,105 ——Smile. -Vanessa, face the camera, sit still and don't move! - Smile. - Vanessa, face the camera and sit still! 670 00:41:40,933 --> 00:41:42,891 The young lady was spoiled. That young lady is spoiled. 671 00:41:42,891 --> 00:41:44,850 Ready? Smile. Ready? Smile. 672 00:41:48,506 --> 00:41:53,685 ♬Let it be me...I'm late. ♪ Let it be me... I'm late. 673 00:41:53,685 --> 00:41:55,208 Is Vanessa already in bed? Is Vanessa in bed already? 674 00:41:55,208 --> 00:41:56,688 Well, she fell asleep. Mm, she's out like a light. 675 00:41:56,688 --> 00:41:58,951 Oh, I want to see her. Oh, I wanted to see her. 676 00:41:59,995 --> 00:42:02,128 How was her first day of school? So, how was her first day of school? 677 00:42:02,128 --> 00:42:04,565 She loved it. She also loves her teacher. She loved it. Loves her teacher, too. 678 00:42:04,565 --> 00:42:06,045 Great. Great. 679 00:42:07,220 --> 00:42:09,570 —Richard?—Really? - Richard? - Yeah? 680 00:42:09,570 --> 00:42:12,138 I think it's time for us to get our own home. I think it's time we had our own house. 681 00:42:13,139 --> 00:42:14,575 Oh, here we go again. Oh, here we go again. 682 00:42:14,575 --> 00:42:15,968 No, our own house. No, our own house. 683 00:42:15,968 --> 00:42:17,578 We could raise Vanessa in it. One that we can raise Vanessa in. 684 00:42:17,578 --> 00:42:18,884 Our own home. Our own home. 685 00:42:18,884 --> 00:42:20,668 Honey, we've talked about this countless times. Honey, we've been through this a million times. 686 00:42:20,668 --> 00:42:22,757 The mortgage interest rate is nine percent. The mortgage rates are at nine percent. 687 00:42:22,757 --> 00:42:25,847 Johnson has just enacted the largest tax increase since World War II. And Johnson just put through the biggest tax hike since World War II. 688 00:42:25,847 --> 00:42:27,370 We can't change our minds just yet. We can't swing it right now. 689 00:42:27,370 --> 00:42:29,416 We just...we can't. We just... we can't. 690 00:42:30,722 --> 00:42:32,767 -Then I'll buy a new sofa. ——Why? - Then I'm getting a new sofa. - Why? 691 00:42:32,767 --> 00:42:35,422 Because I don’t want to look at your mom’s antiques anymore. Because I can't stand looking at this antique of your mother's another minute. 692 00:42:35,422 --> 00:42:36,771 -Antique? -One more thing. - Antique? - And another thing. 693 00:42:36,771 --> 00:42:39,469 You're going to have to deal with this with her because I don't want to hear it. You're gonna have to handle it with her because I don't want to hear about it. 694 00:42:39,469 --> 00:42:41,907 Well, why not buy a new coffee table on the way? Well, why not just get a new coffee table while we're at it? 695 00:42:41,907 --> 00:42:43,038 Thank you! Thank you. 696 00:42:43,038 --> 00:42:44,823 Now, wait there. Now, wait right there. 697 00:42:46,694 --> 00:42:49,218 I think I heard our song. I believe I'm hearing our song. 698 00:42:51,003 --> 00:42:56,486 ♬What will life be like? ♪ ♪ What would life be? ♪ 699 00:42:56,486 --> 00:43:01,840 So don't leave me alone ♪ So never leave me lonely ♪ 700 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:07,280 ♬Tell me you only love me ♪ Tell me you love me only ♪ 701 00:43:07,280 --> 00:43:12,372 ♬And you will always ♬ ♪ And that you'll always ♪ 702 00:43:15,244 --> 00:43:20,946 ♬Let it be me ♪ Let it be me ♪ 703 00:43:29,650 --> 00:43:31,478 Dad, drive faster. Daddy, go faster. 704 00:43:31,478 --> 00:43:35,874 “No matter how far you go, no matter what we see, this is where we want to be. "No matter how far you travel, no matter what we see, right here is where we want to be. 705 00:43:37,658 --> 00:43:44,534 I'm happy to say that if I were you, I would run to relieve myself. And I say to you with very much glee, if I was you, I'd run and take a great big pee. 706 00:43:44,534 --> 00:43:50,149 But before you go to sleep, I want to make it clear, no more beer. But before you can go to bed, I want to make quite clear, no more drinking beer. 707 00:43:50,149 --> 00:43:52,107 ♬To my surprise, he made mashed potatoes... ♪ ♪ To my surprise, he did the Mash... ♪ 708 00:43:52,107 --> 00:43:58,287 "Early to bed and early to rise make a person healthy, wealthy and wise." "Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise." 709 00:43:58,287 --> 00:43:59,680 You tell them, Jimmy. You tell 'em, Jimmy. 710 00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:01,900 Winning one's game is easy. It's easy to win a one-man race. 711 00:44:01,900 --> 00:44:03,466 Get ready, brother. En garde, elder brother. 712 00:44:03,466 --> 00:44:05,817 Engaging, young James Young. Engage, young James Young. 713 00:44:05,817 --> 00:44:07,645 “Well done is better said than done.” "Well done is better than well said." 714 00:44:07,645 --> 00:44:10,386 “If you fail to prepare, you are setting yourself up to fail.” "By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail." 715 00:44:10,386 --> 00:44:13,346 "He who loves himself has no rival." "He that falls in love with himself shall have no rivals." 716 00:44:13,346 --> 00:44:17,567 I gotta say, the ladies on my sewing team are starting to think highly of your dad's idea. I must say, the ladies in my quilting bee are beginning to speak highly of your father's ideas. 717 00:44:17,567 --> 00:44:19,178 Oh, Lizzy, that's nonsense. Oh, Lizzy, that's balderdash. 718 00:44:19,178 --> 00:44:23,704 A year from now, no one will remember the great Benjamin Franklin. In a year's time, no one will remember the great Benjamin Franklin. 719 00:44:23,704 --> 00:44:27,490 “I like to fall in love with mature women for three reasons: "I enjoy the amours with mature women for three reasons: 720 00:44:27,490 --> 00:44:31,233 They don't talk, they don't bloat, they are very grateful. " They do not tell, they do not swell, and they are grateful as hell." 721 00:44:32,626 --> 00:44:34,367 You win, good sir. You win, good sir. 722 00:44:34,367 --> 00:44:36,195 -Good job, Jimmy! -Yes. Yes, yes. - Way to go, Jimmy! - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. 723 00:44:36,195 --> 00:44:37,718 Listen! Listen! Listen! Hear! Hear! Hear! 724 00:44:37,718 --> 00:44:40,939 Your boots are so beautiful, ma'am. What fine boots upon thee, my lady. 725 00:44:40,939 --> 00:44:43,506 "These boots are made for walking, baby." "These boots were made for walkin', baby." 726 00:44:43,506 --> 00:44:45,508 "That's exactly what they're going to do." "And that's just what they'll do." 727 00:44:46,988 --> 00:44:49,425 Mom, let me help you. Ma, let me help you with that. 728 00:44:49,425 --> 00:44:51,993 Bring out that trusty desk, huh? Pulling out the trusty table extension, huh? 729 00:44:51,993 --> 00:44:54,692 Will many people come tomorrow? We expecting a huge crowd tomorrow? 730 00:44:54,692 --> 00:44:56,955 Oh, just a normal family. Oh, just the usual family. 731 00:44:56,955 --> 00:44:59,871 But I invited Ted, Virgin and the kids. But I invited Ted and Virg and the kids. 732 00:44:59,871 --> 00:45:01,699 They are this year’s Thanksgiving orphans. They're Thanksgiving orphans this year. 733 00:45:01,699 --> 00:45:04,179 I say, the more people the better, as long as we have enough turkeys. The more the merrier, I say, as long as we have enough turkey. 734 00:45:04,179 --> 00:45:05,746 I have an 18 pounder. Well, I got an 18-pounder. 735 00:45:05,746 --> 00:45:07,617 -That should be enough. -Hope you have enough wine. - Should be enough. - Hope you got enough wine. 736 00:45:07,617 --> 00:45:09,489 You know Ted likes to put it away. You know how Ted likes to put it away. 737 00:45:09,489 --> 00:45:11,230 You are qualified to speak. You're one to talk. 738 00:45:11,230 --> 00:45:12,492 —Huh?—Nothing. - Huh? - Nothing. 739 00:45:12,492 --> 00:45:13,711 What did you say? What'd you say? 740 00:45:13,711 --> 00:45:15,582 I have something to say. I got something to say. 741 00:45:19,412 --> 00:45:21,240 I enlisted in the army yesterday. I enlisted yesterday. 742 00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:22,545 What did you do? What did you do? 743 00:45:22,545 --> 00:45:24,199 I signed up for the Navy. I signed up for the Navy. 744 00:45:24,199 --> 00:45:25,635 Navy? The Navy? 745 00:45:25,635 --> 00:45:27,812 Jesus, Jimmy, what about your college deferment? Christ, Jimmy, what about college, your deferment? 746 00:45:27,812 --> 00:45:30,162 I want to apply to the fire academy when I get out. I was thinking I'd apply to the fire academy when I get out. 747 00:45:30,162 --> 00:45:31,598 You know, be a firefighter. Y-You know, be a firefighter. 748 00:45:31,598 --> 00:45:33,339 Don't you know the war is still going on? Don't you know there's still a war going on? 749 00:45:33,339 --> 00:45:35,428 A ship just sank in the South China Sea. A ship just went down in the South China Sea. 750 00:45:35,428 --> 00:45:37,430 Yes, someone in this family has to do their part. Yeah, well, somebody in this family has to do their part. 751 00:45:37,430 --> 00:45:39,475 I did what I had to do for you. I did my part for all of you. 752 00:45:39,475 --> 00:45:40,825 I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. 753 00:45:40,825 --> 00:45:42,565 Okay, okay, how about saying thank you? Well, well, how about "thank you"? 754 00:45:42,565 --> 00:45:44,219 -"Thank you for your service"? -nonsense. - "Thank you for your service"? - Oh, bullshit. 755 00:45:44,219 --> 00:45:45,830 No one has ever thanked me for my service. No one ever thanked me for my service. 756 00:45:45,830 --> 00:45:47,396 Really, I don't know what to say. Sincerely, I don't know what to say. 757 00:45:47,396 --> 00:45:49,224 Then shut up. Huh? Well, then zip it. Huh? 758 00:45:49,224 --> 00:45:51,879 The last thing I need is my deadbeat brother lecturing me. Last thing I need is a lecture from my do-nothing brother. 759 00:45:51,879 --> 00:45:53,315 You're such an asshole, Jimmy. You're such a jerk, Jimmy. 760 00:45:53,315 --> 00:45:54,969 Christ Almighty. Christ almighty. 761 00:45:54,969 --> 00:45:57,798 Don’t let this ruin Thanksgiving. Let's not let this Thanksgiving ruin. 762 00:45:57,798 --> 00:45:59,452 -He'll be fine. -Yes. - He'll be fine. - Yeah. 763 00:45:59,452 --> 00:46:00,932 He'll be fine. He'll be fine. 764 00:46:00,932 --> 00:46:02,672 Touchdown! Touchdown! 765 00:46:02,672 --> 00:46:04,762 My brother joined the Navy. My little brother joins the Navy. 766 00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:09,331 I was lucky enough to avoid military service and now Jimmy was going to fight the Communists? I felt so fortunate to avoid the draft, and now Jimmy's gonna fight the Communists? 767 00:46:09,331 --> 00:46:11,638 I cry for America. I weep for America. 768 00:46:13,161 --> 00:46:14,641 I think it's time. I think it's time. 769 00:46:14,641 --> 00:46:16,121 On the bed? For bed? 770 00:46:16,121 --> 00:46:17,905 -I do. --No. - I'm game. - No. 771 00:46:17,905 --> 00:46:22,736 Let’s have a place of our own to celebrate Thanksgiving in our own homes. For us to have a place of our own where we can have our Thanksgiving in our own home. 772 00:46:22,736 --> 00:46:24,216 Well, we've saved enough. Well, we've almost saved up enough. 773 00:46:24,216 --> 00:46:25,565 It won't be long. It won't be long now. 774 00:46:25,565 --> 00:46:28,307 You said that last Thanksgiving, Richard. You said that last Thanksgiving, Richard. 775 00:46:28,307 --> 00:46:31,919 Because I don’t want to be stuck with a mortgage I can’t afford. Because I am not going to be strapped with a mortgage I can't afford. 776 00:46:31,919 --> 00:46:33,703 Okay, I'm going to find a part-time job. Okay, well, I'm getting a part-time job. 777 00:46:33,703 --> 00:46:36,663 Amy says the law firm where she works has an opening for a receptionist. Amy said that there's an opening for a receptionist at the law firm she works for. 778 00:46:36,663 --> 00:46:38,578 There is no point in working part-time. A part-time job makes no sense. 779 00:46:38,578 --> 00:46:40,406 After taxes, what can you come up with? After taxes, what are you gonna have to show for it? 780 00:46:40,406 --> 00:46:41,842 Oh my god, your obsession with taxes. Oh, my God, your obsession with taxes. 781 00:46:41,842 --> 00:46:46,542 -You just don't understand. -We have to hire a nanny for Vanessa, which costs at least $50 a week. -I need my own space, Richard. - You just don't get it. - We'll have to hire a babysitter for Vanessa, and that's gonna run - at least $50 a week. - I need my own space, Richard. 782 00:46:46,542 --> 00:46:47,979 You and me, we need our own space. You and me, we need our own space. 783 00:46:47,979 --> 00:46:49,458 So you want us to borrow more? So you want us to take on more debt? 784 00:46:49,458 --> 00:46:50,851 We haven't paid for your new furniture yet. We haven't paid off your new furniture yet. 785 00:46:50,851 --> 00:46:52,418 Okay, so what do we do? Okay, so what are we gonna do? 786 00:46:52,418 --> 00:46:54,594 Are we going to live in this commune like this until we die? We're just gonna live in this commune until we die? 787 00:46:54,594 --> 00:46:56,465 I have an idea. I have an idea. 788 00:46:56,465 --> 00:46:58,293 Why don't you join the Navy? Why don't you join the Navy? 789 00:46:59,555 --> 00:47:02,515 Why don't you have another glass of wine? Why don't you have another glass of wine? 790 00:47:02,515 --> 00:47:04,517 Ross, is this leather? Rose, is this leather? 791 00:47:04,517 --> 00:47:05,866 No, it's Nogarhead. No, it's Naugahyde. 792 00:47:05,866 --> 00:47:07,781 —Naugar Headgear?—Marguerite bought it. - Naugahyde? - Margaret bought it. 793 00:47:07,781 --> 00:47:09,304 Well, it looks very wearable. Mm, seems like it wears well. 794 00:47:09,304 --> 00:47:10,740 This is not my taste. It's not really my taste. 795 00:47:10,740 --> 00:47:12,873 Like something out of the office. It's like something you would have in an office. 796 00:47:12,873 --> 00:47:14,919 Virginia, would you like another drink? Virginia, can I get you another drink? 797 00:47:14,919 --> 00:47:17,225 Oh god no. Oh, my, no. 798 00:47:17,225 --> 00:47:19,662 -No, I'm already sleepy. ——Isn’t it? - No, I'm already getting sleepy. - No? 799 00:47:19,662 --> 00:47:21,708 What about you, Ted? You look sober. How about you, Ted? You look wide awake. 800 00:47:21,708 --> 00:47:24,145 You're not going to let this bottle of bourbon go to waste, are you? You're not gonna let this good bourbon go to waste, are you? 801 00:47:24,145 --> 00:47:26,365 Okay, but don't blame me if you have to carry me home. Okay, but don't blame me if you have to carry me home. 802 00:47:27,670 --> 00:47:28,976 Hey, Ross, tell that joke. Hey, Rose, tell that joke. 803 00:47:28,976 --> 00:47:30,804 -What joke? - "What's the joke?" Your joke. - What joke? - "What joke?" Your joke. 804 00:47:30,804 --> 00:47:32,284 That's the story of the doctor. You know, the one about the doctor. 805 00:47:32,284 --> 00:47:34,025 -Oh my gosh. No, you say it. -No, go ahead. - Oh, goodness. No, you tell it. - No, go on. 806 00:47:34,025 --> 00:47:36,027 -You said it very well. -No, just say it. - You tell it so good. - No, you tell it. 807 00:47:36,027 --> 00:47:37,463 Come on, Ross, tell us a joke. Come on, Rose, tell us the joke. 808 00:47:37,463 --> 00:47:48,256 OK, very good. There was a guy who called his doctor to get some test results and the doctor said, "Mr. Jones, I have some good news and I have some bad news. Okay, fine. So, there's a guy, and he calls his doctor for some test results, and the doctor says, "So, Mr. Jones, I have some good news, and I have some bad news. 809 00:47:48,256 --> 00:47:51,346 The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. " The good news is that you have 24 hours to live." 810 00:47:51,346 --> 00:47:53,783 "Is this the good news?!" "That's the good news?!" the guy screams. 811 00:47:53,783 --> 00:47:56,177 "What's the bad news?" "What's the bad news?" 812 00:47:56,177 --> 00:47:58,005 "I should have told you yesterday." "I should've told you yesterday." 813 00:48:01,313 --> 00:48:05,230 Isn't this great? I didn't - that's stupid. -You said it very well. Isn't that great? I didn't-- - It's so silly. - You tell it so good. 814 00:48:05,230 --> 00:48:06,840 -Did she speak well? -I don't think so. - Doesn't she tell it good? - I don't think so. 815 00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:08,494 -Ted, are you okay? -Oh my God. - Ted, are you okay? - Oh, my. 816 00:48:08,494 --> 00:48:09,930 -Would you like a drink of water, Ted? -Hey, Ted. - You want some water, Ted? - Hey, Ted. 817 00:48:11,497 --> 00:48:12,802 ——Teddy. ——Ted? - Teddy. - Ted? 818 00:48:12,802 --> 00:48:14,195 Ted? Ted? 819 00:48:17,677 --> 00:48:18,939 - Ted! - Oh my God! - Ted! - Oh, my God! 820 00:48:18,939 --> 00:48:20,114 -Christ Almighty! ——Teddy. - Christ almighty! - Teddy. 821 00:48:20,114 --> 00:48:21,681 -Ross, do something! ——Teddy? - Rose, do something! - Teddy? 822 00:48:21,681 --> 00:48:23,509 -What should I do? -Call 911! - What am I supposed to do? - Call 911! 823 00:48:23,509 --> 00:48:25,511 Go get a glass of water or something. Get-get a glass of water or something. 824 00:48:25,511 --> 00:48:27,643 Mouth-to-mouth artificial respiration? Mouth-to-mouth? 825 00:48:27,643 --> 00:48:28,818 Teddy! Teddy! 826 00:48:32,300 --> 00:48:34,128 What? What? 827 00:48:34,128 --> 00:48:36,261 Ted passed away. Ted passed away. 828 00:48:36,261 --> 00:48:37,827 Did he do it? He did? 829 00:48:39,003 --> 00:48:40,743 Wh-When? Why-When? 830 00:48:40,743 --> 00:48:42,528 Twenty minutes ago. Twenty minutes ago. 831 00:48:44,269 --> 00:48:46,619 He never woke up. He never woke up. 832 00:48:46,619 --> 00:48:48,969 Well, at least he was laughing his ass off. Well, at least he died laughing. 833 00:48:50,101 --> 00:48:52,930 Why did I tell that stupid joke? Why did I have to tell that stupid joke? 834 00:48:54,018 --> 00:48:55,758 I don't know, Ross. I don't know, Rose. 835 00:48:56,977 --> 00:48:58,239 I have no idea. I don't know. 836 00:48:58,239 --> 00:48:59,849 I think I'll stay with Virginia. I guess I'll go with Virginia. 837 00:48:59,849 --> 00:49:01,939 I'll go with you. I'll come with you. 838 00:49:13,254 --> 00:49:15,604 John, why? Why, John? 839 00:49:15,604 --> 00:49:17,128 Why? Why? 840 00:49:18,259 --> 00:49:20,827 Why did you let this happen? Why did you let this happen? 841 00:49:26,876 --> 00:49:29,792 They actually opened the coffin. Surprised they're having an open casket. 842 00:49:29,792 --> 00:49:32,099 Why do you say that? Why do you say that? 843 00:49:32,099 --> 00:49:35,102 Normally, not much is left behind after a plane crash. Usually, there's not much left after a plane crash. 844 00:49:35,102 --> 00:49:38,888 He didn't die in a plane crash. He didn't die in a plane crash. 845 00:49:38,888 --> 00:49:41,021 -He didn't? --No. - He didn't? - No. 846 00:49:41,021 --> 00:49:43,110 The flu killed him. The influenza killed him. 847 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:51,031 ♬I rode my bicycle past your window last night ♪ I rode my bicycle past your window last night ♪ 848 00:49:52,337 --> 00:49:57,342 ♬I roller-skated to your door in broad daylight ♪ I roller-skated to your door at daylight ♪ 849 00:49:57,342 --> 00:50:00,258 almost seems ♪ It almost seems ♪ 850 00:50:00,258 --> 00:50:03,478 ♬It’s like you’re avoiding me ♪ Like you're avoiding me ♪ 851 00:50:03,478 --> 00:50:07,961 ♬I'm fine on my own, but you have what I need... Hello? ♪ I'm okay alone, but you got somethin' I need... Hello? 852 00:50:07,961 --> 00:50:10,355 Is Vanessa's head stuck in the fireplace? Vanessa got her head stuck in the fireplace? 853 00:50:12,183 --> 00:50:14,402 She wants to sue Santa Claus. And she wants to sue Santa. 854 00:50:14,402 --> 00:50:15,882 For what? For what? 855 00:50:15,882 --> 00:50:18,276 Emotional chimney trauma. For emotional chimney trauma. 856 00:50:18,276 --> 00:50:21,366 "Chimney trauma." This is genius. "Chimney trauma." That's genius. 857 00:50:21,366 --> 00:50:23,498 She makes me laugh. She cracks me up. 858 00:50:23,498 --> 00:50:25,587 Now close your eyes. Keep those eyes closed now. 859 00:50:25,587 --> 00:50:27,372 Close your eyes. Keep them closed. 860 00:50:29,417 --> 00:50:33,552 Three, two, one, open your eyes. And three, two, one, open your eyes. 861 00:50:33,552 --> 00:50:36,076 This is the best we've ever had! That's the best one we've ever had! 862 00:50:36,076 --> 00:50:37,251 ——Beautiful. ——Really? - Beautiful. - Yeah? 863 00:50:37,251 --> 00:50:38,731 -You think so? -Yes. - You think so? - Yeah. 864 00:50:38,731 --> 00:50:41,386 This is the best one in the series. Look how full it is. It was the best one on the lot. Look how full it is. 865 00:50:41,386 --> 00:50:44,519 Now, I have one more gift to give you. Now, I have one more present just for you. 866 00:50:45,651 --> 00:50:49,176 Now, these are rough, but they will give you a good idea. Now, these are rough, but they will give you a good idea. 867 00:50:49,176 --> 00:50:55,922 I thought, if we were to have our own house... ...I should design it. I thought, if we are going to have our own house... ...I should design it. 868 00:50:56,879 --> 00:50:59,230 Oh my gosh. Richard! Oh, my gosh. Richard! 869 00:50:59,230 --> 00:51:01,623 Approximately 2500 sq. ft. About 2,500 square feet. 870 00:51:02,755 --> 00:51:05,018 The kitchen is open plan. With an open kitchen plan. 871 00:51:05,018 --> 00:51:07,107 Breakfast nook. Breakfast nook. 872 00:51:07,107 --> 00:51:08,978 I know how much you love the window seat. I know how much you love window seats. 873 00:51:08,978 --> 00:51:10,502 OMG. Oh, my God. 874 00:51:10,502 --> 00:51:16,334 Vanessa can have her own bathroom, and you can have your own walk-in closet with dedicated shelves for shoes. Vanessa can have her own bathroom, and you can have your own walk-in closet with a shelf just for your shoes. 875 00:51:16,334 --> 00:51:18,510 Richard, I thought you didn't hear me. Richard, I didn't even think you heard me. 876 00:51:18,510 --> 00:51:22,035 ——Oh. -Wait, did you finally get a raise or promotion? - Oh. - Wait, did you end up getting the raise or a promotion? 877 00:51:22,035 --> 00:51:25,125 No, no, but things are looking up for law firms. No, no, but things are picking up down at the firm. 878 00:51:25,125 --> 00:51:27,954 I don't even know what to say. I-I don't even know what to say. 879 00:51:27,954 --> 00:51:30,087 You don't have to say anything. You don't have to say anything. 880 00:51:31,392 --> 00:51:39,270 You know, Billy, I was your age when I first passed through this little village. Oh, you know, Billy, I was just your age when I first passed through this tiny hamlet. 881 00:51:39,270 --> 00:51:47,713 It's strange for me to be back to see my son after so long and now to be with my grandson. It's quite strange to me, coming back to visit my son after all this time, and now with my grandson. 882 00:51:47,713 --> 00:51:50,933 Grandpa, can you promise not to argue with Dad about politics? Grandpa, will you promise not to argue politics with Father? 883 00:51:52,370 --> 00:51:53,936 I promise. I promise. 884 00:51:55,634 --> 00:52:01,596 Gentlemen, I have a dispatch from headquarters, personally signed by General Washington. Men, I have a dispatch from headquarters, signed by General Washington himself. 885 00:52:01,596 --> 00:52:03,685 The British army surrendered. The British have surrendered. 886 00:52:03,685 --> 00:52:05,992 The war is over. We won. The war is over. We have won. 887 00:52:07,341 --> 00:52:08,690 What to do now? Now what? 888 00:52:08,690 --> 00:52:11,345 Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! 889 00:52:11,345 --> 00:52:13,304 What happened, dear? What happened, honey? 890 00:52:13,304 --> 00:52:15,306 My ribbon is lost. I lost my ribbon. 891 00:52:15,306 --> 00:52:16,872 What's yours? Your what? 892 00:52:16,872 --> 00:52:20,224 The blue first place ribbon given to me by the school. My blue first place ribbon from school. 893 00:52:20,224 --> 00:52:22,226 What have you lost, dear? You-you lost the what, honey? 894 00:52:22,226 --> 00:52:24,402 -My ribbon! -Oh, the ribbon. - My ribbon! - Oh, the ribbon. 895 00:52:24,402 --> 00:52:26,621 Where was the last time you saw it? Where's the last place you saw it? 896 00:52:26,621 --> 00:52:28,188 In my bag. In my book bag. 897 00:52:28,188 --> 00:52:29,494 Okay, let's go check it out. Okay, well, let's go look. 898 00:52:29,494 --> 00:52:30,712 -Don't do that. -What's going on? - Come on. - What's going on? 899 00:52:30,712 --> 00:52:32,366 The school's blue ribbon is lost. Oh, we lost the blue school ribbon. 900 00:52:32,366 --> 00:52:34,020 Oh. Oh. 901 00:52:34,020 --> 00:52:36,065 I didn't get a raise. I didn't get the raise. 902 00:52:39,199 --> 00:52:40,679 Sorry, Richard. I'm sorry, Richard. 903 00:52:40,679 --> 00:52:43,464 There are a lot of heads on the chopping block. Mm, well, there's a lot of heads on the chopping block. 904 00:52:43,464 --> 00:52:47,033 Headquarters is laying off employees. They're downsizing at headquarters. 905 00:52:47,033 --> 00:52:50,036 ♬Our house♬ ♪ Our house ♪ 906 00:52:50,036 --> 00:52:53,039 ♬It is a very, very, very beautiful house... ♪ ♪ Is a very, very, very fine house... ♪ 907 00:52:54,214 --> 00:52:55,868 Vanessa? Vanessa? 908 00:52:56,825 --> 00:52:58,305 Vanessa! Vanessa! 909 00:52:59,219 --> 00:53:00,786 Vanessa, look what mom found! Vanessa, look what Mommy found! 910 00:53:00,786 --> 00:53:04,137 ♬Everything is easier now because of you... ♪ ♪ Now everything is easy 'cause of you... ♪ 911 00:53:04,137 --> 00:53:05,443 Thank you, Mom. Thank you, Mommy. 912 00:53:05,443 --> 00:53:07,271 It's in the middle of the couch cushions. It was in between the sofa cushions. 913 00:53:07,271 --> 00:53:09,229 -What's going on? -Look what mom found. - What's going on? - Look what Mommy found. 914 00:53:09,229 --> 00:53:10,839 Hey, hey! Hey, hey! 915 00:53:10,839 --> 00:53:12,798 -Where? -In the middle of the sofa. - Where was it? - In between the sofa. 916 00:53:12,798 --> 00:53:14,234 How did it get there? How did it get there? 917 00:53:14,234 --> 00:53:16,236 -Ordained by God. -Yeah? - God put it there. - Oh, he did? 918 00:53:16,236 --> 00:53:17,672 -Because I prayed. --oh. - Because I prayed. - Oh. 919 00:53:17,672 --> 00:53:20,588 Some would call it a miracle. Well, some people would call that a miracle. 920 00:53:20,588 --> 00:53:22,024 I'm going to put it away. I'm gonna go put it away. 921 00:53:22,024 --> 00:53:24,505 You'd better put it somewhere safe. You better put that in a very safe place. 922 00:53:24,505 --> 00:53:27,508 It was a moment we will remember forever. A moment we'll always remember. 923 00:53:27,508 --> 00:53:29,075 That's for sure. That is for sure. 924 00:53:30,555 --> 00:53:31,947 ♬Can’t stay at home♬ ♪ Can't stay at home ♪ 925 00:53:31,947 --> 00:53:35,560 ♬Can't stay in school... Vanessa, answer the phone! ♪ Can't stay in school... Vanessa, get the phone! 926 00:53:35,560 --> 00:53:37,257 ♬You poor little fool...♪ ♪ You poor little fool... ♪ 927 00:53:37,257 --> 00:53:39,085 Pick up the phone, Vanessa! Get the phone, Vanessa! 928 00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:43,698 ♬I am the fox you have been waiting for so long ♪ I'm the fox you've been waiting for ♪ 929 00:53:43,698 --> 00:53:45,831 ♬Hello, dad ♪ Hello, Daddy ♪ 930 00:53:45,831 --> 00:53:47,528 ♬Hello, mom ♪ Hello, Mom ♪ 931 00:53:47,528 --> 00:53:51,271 ♬I am your cherry bomb ♪ I'm your ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch, cherry bomb ♪ 932 00:53:53,273 --> 00:53:55,928 Yes, can I help you? Yes, can I help you? 933 00:53:55,928 --> 00:53:58,060 Hello. Sorry to bother you. Hello. Sorry to disturb you. 934 00:53:58,060 --> 00:54:00,541 We are from the Archaeological Association. We're here from the Archaeological Society. 935 00:54:00,541 --> 00:54:02,804 We'd like to know if you're available. We were wondering if you had a moment. 936 00:54:02,804 --> 00:54:04,632 yes, of course Yes, certainly. 937 00:54:04,632 --> 00:54:06,417 Please come in. Please, come in. 938 00:54:06,417 --> 00:54:07,853 Thank you! Thank you. 939 00:54:07,853 --> 00:54:09,768 You have to forgive this mess. You must excuse the mess. 940 00:54:09,768 --> 00:54:11,900 I'm afraid I'm in the middle of a complete purge. I'm afraid I'm in the middle of a deep clean. 941 00:54:11,900 --> 00:54:13,946 -I'm sorry. -Oh, thank you so much. - I'm so sorry. - Oh, thank you so much. 942 00:54:13,946 --> 00:54:17,906 I'm Earl Higgins and these are my proud students, Todd and Lisa. I'm Earl Higgins, and these are my prize students, Todd and Lisa. 943 00:54:17,906 --> 00:54:19,299 Nice to meet you. It's a pleasure to meet you. 944 00:54:19,299 --> 00:54:21,170 Please come in. Please, do come in. 945 00:54:21,170 --> 00:54:22,694 Come, sit down. Here, sit down. 946 00:54:22,694 --> 00:54:25,218 - Continue. -Sorry for making such a mess. - Go on. - I'm sorry about the mess. 947 00:54:25,218 --> 00:54:26,698 Do you need anything? Can I get you something? 948 00:54:26,698 --> 00:54:29,309 How about some lemonade? Um, some lemonade, perhaps? 949 00:54:29,309 --> 00:54:31,572 I make it myself – my grandmother’s recipe. It's homemade-- my grandmother's recipe. 950 00:54:31,572 --> 00:54:34,706 No, we don't...we don't want to take up too much of your time. No, we don't... we don't want to take up too much of your time. 951 00:54:34,706 --> 00:54:38,187 We just went to visit the old house across the street. -Oh, yes. Uh, we were just visiting the historic house - across the street. - Oh, yes. 952 00:54:38,187 --> 00:54:39,928 Isn't this amazing? Isn't it marvelous? 953 00:54:39,928 --> 00:54:43,323 This is one of the reasons why I fell in love with this house. Oh, it is one of the reasons I fell in love with this house. 954 00:54:43,323 --> 00:54:45,717 I love anything colonial. I am a fan of anything colonial. 955 00:54:45,717 --> 00:54:50,374 Correct. Well, we work primarily on Native American culture. Right. Well, we're primarily involved with the study of Native American culture. 956 00:54:50,374 --> 00:54:59,165 This is an area rich in archeology and we have reason to believe your property may be an important site. Uh, this is a rich archaeological area, and we have reason to believe that your property may potentially be an important site. 957 00:54:59,165 --> 00:55:00,688 Oh my. Oh, my. 958 00:55:00,688 --> 00:55:02,342 Picture this. Well, imagine that. 959 00:55:02,342 --> 00:55:04,170 Could you please try some lemonade? Will you please try the lemonade? 960 00:55:04,170 --> 00:55:06,520 It's a family tradition. It is a family tradition. 961 00:55:06,520 --> 00:55:08,217 Really? Yes. Yes? Yes. 962 00:55:08,217 --> 00:55:09,523 Three glasses of lemonade came. Three lemonades coming up. 963 00:55:09,523 --> 00:55:11,482 To add sugar or not to add sugar? Sweet or unsweetened? 964 00:55:11,482 --> 00:55:13,005 - - - - - -Sweet. - Very good, very good. - Sweet. - Sweet, sweet. 965 00:55:13,005 --> 00:55:16,138 Do you mind if I check out your backyard? Uh, would you mind if I took a look in your backyard? 966 00:55:17,357 --> 00:55:21,318 My husband isn't home right now, but...yeah, I'm definitely fine with that. Well, my husband isn't home right now, but... yes, I'm sure that's fine. 967 00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:23,276 Here. This way. 968 00:55:23,276 --> 00:55:30,065 Wow, your yard is just the right size and has lots of access from the back alley. Wow, your yard is the perfect size, and there's plenty of access from the back alley. 969 00:55:30,065 --> 00:55:34,243 There's something fuzzy on your chin. Uh, you have a little fuzzy thing on your chin. 970 00:55:34,243 --> 00:55:37,421 other side. A little lower. The other side. A little lower. 971 00:55:37,421 --> 00:55:41,207 Oh yes, yes. You are right. Oh, yeah, yeah. You got it. 972 00:55:41,207 --> 00:55:43,383 You discovered my imperfections. You found my imperfection. 973 00:55:43,383 --> 00:55:45,559 Are you ready to workout? Are you ready to do the workout? 974 00:55:54,438 --> 00:55:56,048 Hey Vanessa. Hey, Vanessa. 975 00:55:56,048 --> 00:55:58,180 What's going on with that mansion across the street? So, what's the story with that mansion across the street? 976 00:55:58,180 --> 00:56:00,661 William Franklin once lived there. William Franklin once lived there. 977 00:56:00,661 --> 00:56:02,924 Did he plant a cherry tree or something? Is he the one that planted the cherry tree or something? 978 00:56:02,924 --> 00:56:05,449 No. God, Poffanny, you're such a weirdo. No. Gosh, Bethany, you're such a spaz. 979 00:56:05,449 --> 00:56:08,495 Thomas Jefferson was the man who cut down the cherry tree. Thomas Jefferson is the one that chopped down the cherry tree. 980 00:56:08,495 --> 00:56:10,062 He didn't plant it. He didn't plant it. 981 00:56:10,062 --> 00:56:13,282 William Franklin was the illegitimate son of Benjamin Franklin. William Franklin is Benjamin Franklin's illegitimate son. 982 00:56:13,282 --> 00:56:15,459 No poop. How do you know? No shit. How do you know that? 983 00:56:15,459 --> 00:56:18,157 My mom was in a history book club. My mother belongs to a historical book club. 984 00:56:18,157 --> 00:56:21,943 Cool. My mom was in a book club, but they would just get drunk. Cool. My mother belongs to a book club, but all they do is get shit-faced. 985 00:56:22,857 --> 00:56:24,032 Damn it. Damn. 986 00:56:24,032 --> 00:56:26,252 No cardio tonight. No more aerobics tonight. 987 00:56:44,357 --> 00:56:47,099 Rousi, I'm back! Rose, I'm back! 988 00:56:47,099 --> 00:56:48,840 Everyone is out of power. Everyone's power's out. 989 00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:50,929 The whole community. The whole neighborhood. 990 00:56:50,929 --> 00:56:54,628 No batteries, but I bought you two candles. They were out of batteries, but I got you two candles. 991 00:56:54,628 --> 00:56:58,763 Believe it or not, they still have a copy of your People magazine. And believe it or not, they had one copy of your People magazine left. 992 00:57:01,374 --> 00:57:03,202 Rose! Rose! 993 00:57:04,377 --> 00:57:07,119 Oh, my—Ruth! Oh, my-- Rose! 994 00:57:08,555 --> 00:57:10,470 Richard! Richard! 995 00:57:12,167 --> 00:57:14,561 I've been having this dream. I keep having this dream. 996 00:57:14,561 --> 00:57:19,305 This...repeated dream. This... recurring dream. 997 00:57:19,305 --> 00:57:23,178 I'm standing on the river bank. I'm standing on a riverbank. 998 00:57:25,790 --> 00:57:33,319 I saw Rose, she was... ...she was in the water, almost drowning. And I see Rose, and she's... ... she's out in the water, and she's-she's drowning. 999 00:57:34,668 --> 00:57:42,197 I-I swam toward her, but I couldn't...I couldn't save her. And I s-- I swim out to her, but I can't... I-I can't save her. 1000 00:57:42,197 --> 00:57:44,156 She kept sinking. She keeps going under. 1001 00:57:44,156 --> 00:57:48,856 I tried to pull her up, but she sank. I try to pull her in, but she keeps going under. 1002 00:57:50,858 --> 00:57:53,861 There is nothing I can do. There's nothing I can do. 1003 00:57:53,861 --> 00:57:59,519 I'm not strong enough, or I don't have the strength, or I'm weak. I'm not strong enough, or I have no power, or I'm weak. 1004 00:57:59,519 --> 00:58:02,696 God bless me. God help me. 1005 00:58:02,696 --> 00:58:04,481 Oh, God. Oh, God. 1006 00:58:06,787 --> 00:58:08,615 God bless me. God help me. 1007 00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:03,931 What are these? What are these? 1008 00:59:05,193 --> 00:59:07,282 "Belt motatoes." "Sash motatoes." 1009 00:59:07,282 --> 00:59:09,589 Mashed potatoes. that's right. Mashed potatoes. That's right. 1010 00:59:09,589 --> 00:59:11,112 “Mishtopatoes.” "Mished topatoes." 1011 00:59:11,112 --> 00:59:12,723 Very good, Ross. Very good, Rose. 1012 00:59:12,723 --> 00:59:14,246 I heard about it. I heard that. 1013 00:59:14,246 --> 00:59:15,813 Mashed potatoes. Good girl. Mashed potatoes. Good girl. 1014 00:59:15,813 --> 00:59:17,249 How is she? Has she eaten? How's she doing? She eat anything? 1015 00:59:17,249 --> 00:59:18,598 -She did very well tonight. ——Really? - She did great tonight. - Yeah? 1016 00:59:18,598 --> 00:59:21,819 -She almost ate every bite. -here you go. - She ate almost every bite. - Good job. 1017 00:59:21,819 --> 00:59:24,561 - Okay? - "Well," what? - Well? - "Well," what? 1018 00:59:24,561 --> 00:59:26,737 -Rich didn't tell you? -Tell me what? - Didn't Ricky tell you? - Tell me what? 1019 00:59:26,737 --> 00:59:29,000 One day late, one dollar short. Well, Mr. Day Late and a Dollar Short. 1020 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:30,479 I can't believe he didn't tell you. I can't believe he didn't tell you. 1021 00:59:30,479 --> 00:59:32,220 Tell me what, Al? What? Tell me what, Al? What? 1022 00:59:32,220 --> 00:59:35,528 Rose and I are going to give the house to you two. Me and Rose are giving you two the house. 1023 00:59:35,528 --> 00:59:37,095 It all paid off. All paid off. 1024 00:59:37,095 --> 00:59:39,010 I saved some money for a rainy day. I got a little socked away for a rainy day. 1025 00:59:39,010 --> 00:59:40,751 Ross is improving. Rose is making progress. 1026 00:59:40,751 --> 00:59:44,668 So we decided, come fall, we were going to move to Florida. So we decided, come the fall, we're moving to Florida. 1027 00:59:44,668 --> 00:59:53,720 --Florida? But--and our apartment is less than two miles from Hampstead Neurology, the best stroke rehabilitation center in the state, so this is a definite winner. - Florida? But-- - And it turns out our condo is less than two miles from Hampstead Neuro, which is the best stroke rehab center in the state, so it's a winner all around. 1028 00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:56,897 Wait, how can you afford it? I've figured it out. But wait, how-how can you afford to-- I ran the numbers. 1029 00:59:56,897 --> 01:00:00,205 My pension, Social Security, Roth for disability. My pension, Social Security, Rose's disability. 1030 01:00:00,205 --> 01:00:01,641 We'll be fine. We'll be fine. 1031 01:00:01,641 --> 01:00:05,123 Besides, we've been living here for free for several years. Besides, we've been living here rent-free for years. 1032 01:00:05,123 --> 01:00:07,255 Wait, what about Elizabeth and Jimmy? But wait, what-what about Elizabeth and Jimmy? 1033 01:00:07,255 --> 01:00:08,909 This is also their house. It's their house, too. 1034 01:00:08,909 --> 01:00:12,043 What I didn't tell Rich was that when my dad died, he left me some money. I never told Ricky, but when my dad died, he left me some money. 1035 01:00:12,043 --> 01:00:13,522 I've taken care of Jimmy and Elizabeth. I've taken care of Jimmy and Elizabeth. 1036 01:00:13,522 --> 01:00:14,959 They are excited for you. They're thrilled for you. 1037 01:00:14,959 --> 01:00:18,266 Besides, the wild horses couldn't drag them back. Besides, wild horses couldn't drag 'em back here. 1038 01:00:18,266 --> 01:00:20,138 I don't even know what to say, Al. I-I don't even know what to say, Al. 1039 01:00:20,138 --> 01:00:21,922 Say nothing. Don't say anything. 1040 01:00:21,922 --> 01:00:24,446 Except, I don't know, maybe "Thank you." Except, I don't know, maybe "thank you." 1041 01:00:24,446 --> 01:00:27,972 Did you know? If you think about it carefully, there really isn't much to say. You know what? Come to think of it, there is absolutely nothing to say. 1042 01:00:27,972 --> 01:00:29,408 What to say? Say about what? 1043 01:00:29,408 --> 01:00:32,454 Here he comes, Mr. Slower Than Molasses. Ah, here he is, Mr. Slower Than Molasses. 1044 01:00:32,454 --> 01:00:35,544 I told Margaret we were leaving the house to you two. I told Margaret we're leaving you two the house. 1045 01:00:35,544 --> 01:00:36,937 Al, thank you. Al, thank you. 1046 01:00:36,937 --> 01:00:38,896 Yes, good night. Yeah, good night. 1047 01:00:39,984 --> 01:00:42,421 I don't want this house. I don't want this house. 1048 01:00:42,421 --> 01:00:46,555 Look, it's not like I didn't try hard enough. Look, it's not like I haven't been trying. 1049 01:00:46,555 --> 01:00:48,906 I keep hoping the economy will improve. I keep hoping the economy is gonna turn around. 1050 01:00:48,906 --> 01:00:51,386 We needed our own house and I wanted my own life. We need our own house, and I want my own life. 1051 01:00:51,386 --> 01:00:53,040 I'll see if I can work a few more hours. I'll see if I can get more hours at work. 1052 01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:54,563 We can succeed. We can make it work. 1053 01:00:54,563 --> 01:00:56,609 How many more hours can they give the receptionist? Oh, how many more hours can they give a receptionist? 1054 01:00:56,609 --> 01:00:57,828 Forgive me? Excuse me? 1055 01:00:57,828 --> 01:01:00,265 I have been working as a secretary for 18 months. I have been a secretary for 18 months. 1056 01:01:00,265 --> 01:01:01,658 Dad gave us a house! Dad gave us a house! 1057 01:01:01,658 --> 01:01:04,704 If we sell it, we have to pay capital gains tax. -OMG. OMG! If we sell it, we'll have to pay - capital gains taxes. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 1058 01:01:04,704 --> 01:01:06,445 If we buy new, there will be a mortgage. And if we buy a new one, there'll be a mortgage. 1059 01:01:06,445 --> 01:01:07,794 Everyone else is buying a house, Richard! Other people buy houses, Richard! 1060 01:01:07,794 --> 01:01:09,143 They succeeded. And they make it work. 1061 01:01:09,143 --> 01:01:10,710 You can no longer make excuses. You have to stop making excuses. 1062 01:01:10,710 --> 01:01:13,147 You can always find a reason not to do something. You always find a reason not to do something. 1063 01:01:13,147 --> 01:01:18,544 Well, I won't live here forever! -I won't bet...♬We are rich Well, I will not - live here forever! - And I will not gamble... ♪ We're in the money ♪ 1064 01:01:18,544 --> 01:01:20,677 ♬Come on, honey ♪ Come on, my honey ♪ 1065 01:01:20,677 --> 01:01:22,243 ♬Let us lend it out and spend it out ♪ Let's lend it, spend it ♪ 1066 01:01:22,243 --> 01:01:24,419 ♬Let it roll around ♪ Send it rolling around ♪ 1067 01:01:24,419 --> 01:01:28,380 ♬We hit the jackpot, we hit the jackpot ♪ We hit the jackpot, we hit the jackpot ♪ 1068 01:01:28,380 --> 01:01:34,125 Best of luck to our wonderful son who will hopefully start a big family. Say bon voyage to our illustrious son who hopefully will start a great big family. 1069 01:01:34,125 --> 01:01:41,915 A tribute to the most brilliant inventor and his latest invention, the Relaxation Z-Boy Lounge Chair. look. A toast to the most brilliant inventor and his newest creation, - the Relax-Z-Boy recline-- - Ah. La-Z-Boy. 1070 01:01:41,915 --> 01:01:43,961 They're going to call it Raz Boy. They're gonna call it the La-Z-Boy. 1071 01:01:43,961 --> 01:01:45,876 Honey, I don't really like this. Oh, honey, I'm not sure I like that. 1072 01:01:45,876 --> 01:01:47,704 Who cares, honey? Who cares? Who cares, honey? Who cares? 1073 01:01:47,704 --> 01:01:50,358 They can call it whatever they want. They can call it anything they want. 1074 01:01:50,358 --> 01:01:52,404 California, here we come. California, here we come. 1075 01:01:52,404 --> 01:01:56,538 Dear Justin, happy birthday ♪ Happy birthday, dear Justin ♪ 1076 01:01:56,538 --> 01:01:59,759 ♬Happy birthday to you ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1077 01:01:59,759 --> 01:02:02,457 Yay! Okay. Yay! All right. 1078 01:02:02,457 --> 01:02:04,764 Come on, make a wish, baby. Go ahead, make a wish, baby. 1079 01:02:54,988 --> 01:02:56,250 Yes. Yeah. 1080 01:02:56,250 --> 01:02:58,731 We found it not far from the first location. We found it not far from our first site. 1081 01:02:58,731 --> 01:03:01,255 It wasn't buried deep, only a few feet deep. Wasn't buried very deep-- only a few feet. 1082 01:03:01,255 --> 01:03:02,909 Wow. Wow. 1083 01:03:02,909 --> 01:03:04,693 We have to show Ross. Oh, we have to show Rose. 1084 01:03:04,693 --> 01:03:05,912 OK. Sure. 1085 01:03:05,912 --> 01:03:07,348 Ruth, look what they found. Rose, look what they found. 1086 01:03:07,348 --> 01:03:11,396 They found this here, right in the backyard. They found this here, right here in the backyard. 1087 01:03:14,660 --> 01:03:16,270 ——Necklace. -Yes. - Necklace. - Yeah. 1088 01:03:16,270 --> 01:03:17,619 Oh, please don't touch it. Oh, please don't touch it. 1089 01:03:17,619 --> 01:03:19,621 It's sacred. It's quite sacred. 1090 01:03:22,799 --> 01:03:25,105 Beautiful. Beautiful. 1091 01:03:25,105 --> 01:03:26,280 Yes. Yeah. 1092 01:03:27,891 --> 01:03:30,676 Okay, everyone squeeze in. Okay, everybody, squeeze in. 1093 01:03:30,676 --> 01:03:33,635 Family, family, watching the birds. Extrude. Family, family, watch the birdie. Squeeze in. 1094 01:03:33,635 --> 01:03:36,856 Okay, Vanessa, you gotta do it. Vanessa. Vanessa. Okay, Vanessa, you're gonna have to-- Vanessa. Vanessa. 1095 01:03:36,856 --> 01:03:38,902 Vanessa. Vanessa, dear. Vanessa. Vanessa, sweetie. 1096 01:03:38,902 --> 01:03:41,121 Vanessa, can you be part of our family? Vanessa, can you be part of the family, please? 1097 01:03:41,121 --> 01:03:43,471 Okay, everyone, don't move. Okay, everybody, stay still. 1098 01:03:43,471 --> 01:03:45,996 Talking to you, Richie. Talking to you, Rich. 1099 01:03:45,996 --> 01:03:48,302 Then say, "Cheese." And say, "Cheese." 1100 01:03:48,302 --> 01:03:51,262 cheese. Cheese. 1101 01:03:51,262 --> 01:03:52,829 ——Goodbye. -Love you. - Bye. - Love you. 1102 01:03:52,829 --> 01:03:53,960 ——Goodbye. --goodbye. - Bye. - Bye. 1103 01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:55,440 Take good care of Rosie, Al. Take good care of Rosie, Al. 1104 01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:57,181 Don't let mom get in the sun. Hey, keep Mom out of the sun. 1105 01:03:57,181 --> 01:03:58,835 -We love you. -Be good. - We love you. - Be good. 1106 01:03:58,835 --> 01:04:01,663 Goodbye, grandma! Goodbye, grandpa! Bye, Grandma! Bye, Grandpa! 1107 01:04:01,663 --> 01:04:04,928 -I love you! I love you! ——Goodbye! - I love you! I love you! - Bye! 1108 01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:10,020 Oh, I forgot to tell you that the plumber is coming at ten o'clock. Oh, I forgot to tell you the plumber's coming at 10:00. 1109 01:04:10,020 --> 01:04:11,456 -For - tomorrow yes. - Oh, for the-- - Tomorrow. Yeah. 1110 01:04:11,456 --> 01:04:12,892 Bathroom or backyard? For the bathroom or for the backyard? 1111 01:04:12,892 --> 01:04:14,459 I'm going to Poffanny's house. I'm going to Bethany's. 1112 01:04:14,459 --> 01:04:16,243 You can't go out dressed like this. You're not going out dressed like that. 1113 01:04:16,243 --> 01:04:18,811 I don't go out. I'm going to Poffanny's house. I'm not going out. I'm going to Bethany's. 1114 01:04:18,811 --> 01:04:21,335 Yes, remember the curfew and go home at half past ten. Right, remember curfew-- home by 10:30. 1115 01:04:21,335 --> 01:04:23,947 God, I'm almost 16. Christ almighty, I'm almost 16. 1116 01:04:23,947 --> 01:04:25,774 One thousand and thirty years. Ten-thirty. 1117 01:04:28,734 --> 01:04:30,475 Turn it off. Turn that off. 1118 01:04:32,912 --> 01:04:35,436 -Did you hear that? ——What? - You hear that? - What? 1119 01:04:35,436 --> 01:04:37,438 Listen. Listen. 1120 01:04:37,438 --> 01:04:39,049 silence. Silence. 1121 01:04:39,049 --> 01:04:40,789 We are alone. We're alone. 1122 01:04:47,666 --> 01:04:49,798 Hi honey. Hey, honey. 1123 01:04:49,798 --> 01:04:52,714 What if I open a bottle of wine? What if I were to open a bottle of wine? 1124 01:05:08,643 --> 01:05:10,645 ♬I wasted my time ♪ I fooled around ♪ 1125 01:05:10,645 --> 01:05:13,953 ♬And fell in love♬ ♪ And fell in love ♪ 1126 01:05:15,607 --> 01:05:19,654 ♬I wasted my years falling in love ♪ I fooled around and fell in love ♪ 1127 01:05:19,654 --> 01:05:21,700 Ever since I met you, baby ♪ Since I met you, baby ♪ 1128 01:05:21,700 --> 01:05:27,575 ♬I was wandering around and I fell down...for God's sake, eight of you crammed into a bathroom? ♪ I fooled around and fell... Eight of you in one bathroom, for Pete's sake? 1129 01:05:27,575 --> 01:05:30,274 Where did you put all these things? Where do you keep all the stuff? 1130 01:05:30,274 --> 01:05:33,755 Ah. What do you think about sleeping on the top bunk? Ah. And how do you like sleeping on the top bunk? 1131 01:05:35,105 --> 01:05:36,933 I don't know anything. I wouldn't know anything about that. 1132 01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:39,109 No, you are the first in your family to go to college. No, you're the first one in the family to go to college. 1133 01:05:39,109 --> 01:05:42,199 Haven't I told you countless times? Haven't I told you that only about a million times? 1134 01:05:44,027 --> 01:05:45,942 Well, when do you need it? Well, when do you need it? 1135 01:05:47,117 --> 01:05:49,467 How much? How much is it? 1136 01:05:49,467 --> 01:05:53,558 Okay, then I...I'll send you a check. All right, well, I'll, uh... I'll send you a check. 1137 01:05:53,558 --> 01:05:55,952 No, wait, wait, wait. Your mother just came back. No, w-wait, wait, wait, wait. Your mom just got home. 1138 01:05:55,952 --> 01:05:57,866 She wants to say hello to you. She wants to say hello. 1139 01:05:59,607 --> 01:06:02,523 Hi sweetheart. Hi, sweetheart. 1140 01:06:02,523 --> 01:06:06,310 I sent you a new blanket and warm socks. I-I sent you a new blanket and some warm socks. 1141 01:06:06,310 --> 01:06:08,442 Oh, really? All right. Oh, you do? Okay. 1142 01:06:08,442 --> 01:06:10,053 Well, we can talk about that later. Yes. Well, we can talk later. Yeah. 1143 01:06:10,053 --> 01:06:11,968 Okay, bye. goodbye. Okay, bye-bye. Bye. 1144 01:06:13,491 --> 01:06:15,667 Our daughter is in college. Our daughter is in college. 1145 01:06:15,667 --> 01:06:17,974 Time flies so fast, doesn't it? Time sure flies, doesn't it? 1146 01:06:19,497 --> 01:06:21,673 Indeed. Sure does. 1147 01:06:29,289 --> 01:06:31,596 You're thinking of Vanessa, right? Oh, you're thinking about Vanessa, aren't you? 1148 01:06:31,596 --> 01:06:33,032 I can tell. I can tell. 1149 01:06:33,032 --> 01:06:39,996 It seems like she just went to college and now she's going to law school? It just seems like a moment ago she left for college, and now law school? 1150 01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:43,086 Our daughter is going to be a lawyer. Our little girl is gonna be a lawyer. 1151 01:06:43,086 --> 01:06:45,784 She is amazing. She's amazing. 1152 01:06:45,784 --> 01:06:47,960 Time flies so fast, doesn't it? Time sure does fly, doesn't it? 1153 01:06:49,222 --> 01:06:51,050 Law School. Law school. 1154 01:06:51,050 --> 01:06:55,141 We have to take out a loan, right, to pay for her tuition? We're gonna have to take out a loan, aren't we, for her tuition? 1155 01:06:55,141 --> 01:06:57,448 We had to mortgage the house. We have to mortgage the house. 1156 01:06:57,448 --> 01:06:59,885 This is our only way. It's the only way we can swing it. 1157 01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:06,761 How's the house plan you drew doing? Whatever happened to those plans you drew of that house? 1158 01:07:06,761 --> 01:07:09,025 I put them somewhere. I have no idea. I put 'em somewhere. I don't know. 1159 01:07:09,025 --> 01:07:10,809 In the attic. The attic. 1160 01:07:11,853 --> 01:07:14,465 That would be a beautiful house. That would've been a beautiful house. 1161 01:07:27,434 --> 01:07:28,870 Forgive me. Excuse me. 1162 01:07:28,870 --> 01:07:31,134 This year I want to make a toast. I want to make the toast this year. 1163 01:07:32,222 --> 01:07:36,661 This was my first Thanksgiving without Ross. This is the first Thanksgiving without my Rose. 1164 01:07:36,661 --> 01:07:38,967 Sorry. sorry. Sorry. Sorry. 1165 01:07:41,579 --> 01:07:46,323 Now...Rose, she loves having you around her. Now... Rose, she-she loved having you all around her. 1166 01:07:46,323 --> 01:07:49,761 She loved this day. She loves...she loves cooking for you. She loved this day. She loved... She loved cooking for you. 1167 01:07:49,761 --> 01:07:51,806 She lives for you. She lived for you. 1168 01:07:51,806 --> 01:07:53,678 To you too, Dad. And for you, Dad. 1169 01:07:53,678 --> 01:07:56,246 Yes, for me too. Yeah, and for me. 1170 01:07:58,161 --> 01:08:00,380 -I love you, Dad. -We all love you, Al. - I love you, Dad. - We all love you, Al. 1171 01:08:00,380 --> 01:08:02,078 Of course we do. We sure do. 1172 01:08:03,731 --> 01:08:05,342 -To my Rose. ——To Ross. - To my Rose. - To Rose. 1173 01:08:05,342 --> 01:08:07,083 Rose. To Rose. 1174 01:08:08,301 --> 01:08:14,873 So, the first thing you say to him is, "Officer, my insurance and driver's license are in my glove box." So, the first thing you'll say to him is, "Officer, my insurance and registration are in my glove compartment." 1175 01:08:14,873 --> 01:08:24,883 Then you put one hand on the dashboard and your other hand slowly reached into your back pocket, pulled out your wallet, and gave him your driver's license. Then you're gonna leave one hand visible on the dashboard, and with the other hand, you will slowly reach around to your back pocket, take out your wallet and give him your driver's license. 1176 01:08:24,883 --> 01:08:31,759 Next, you tell him, "Officer, I'm going to open my glove box and pull out my registration papers." Next, you're gonna tell him, "Officer, I am now going to open my glove box and take out my registration papers." 1177 01:08:31,759 --> 01:08:40,681 To make sure he can see your hands at all times, slowly take your registration card from the glove box and hand it to him. And making sure he can see both your hands at all times, you will slowly take your registration out of the glove box and hand it over. 1178 01:08:41,900 --> 01:08:52,128 After you hand him the paperwork, you'll sit as frosty as a snowman while he fills it out, sign the ticket, and say, "Thank you, officer." After you hand him the papers, you're gonna sit as chilly as a snowman, and when he's done, you will sign the ticket, and you will say, "Thank you, Officer." 1179 01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:58,046 Then you turn on your turn signal and slowly and carefully blend into traffic. Then you'll put your turn signal on and very slowly and carefully merge into traffic. 1180 01:09:00,919 --> 01:09:07,926 You should thank God that the officer who pulled you over had his morning coffee and had a clear mind. And you will thank God that that police officer that stopped you had his morning coffee and was thinking clearly. 1181 01:09:10,407 --> 01:09:12,452 Then you can move on with your life. Then you'll get on with your life. 1182 01:09:19,024 --> 01:09:21,418 Richard, why did the lights go out? Richard, why are the lights out? 1183 01:09:21,418 --> 01:09:26,771 - Surprise! - Oh, my - I got it, I got it, I got it! - Surprise! - Oh, my-- I got it, I got it, I got it! 1184 01:09:26,771 --> 01:09:29,469 Oh, we got you. Oh, we got you. 1185 01:09:29,469 --> 01:09:31,254 We got you. We got you. 1186 01:09:31,254 --> 01:09:33,125 Hey. Hi. Hey. Hi. 1187 01:09:33,125 --> 01:09:39,914 -♬Happy birthday to you -Oh my-- -Happy birthday to you - ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ - Oh, my-- ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1188 01:09:39,914 --> 01:09:43,962 Dear Margaret, happy birthday ♪ Happy birthday, dear Margaret ♪ 1189 01:09:43,962 --> 01:09:47,835 ♬Happy birthday to you ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 1190 01:09:47,835 --> 01:09:49,446 Make a wish. Make a wish. 1191 01:09:49,446 --> 01:09:55,713 You know, Richard said the other day that time flies, but Richard always says the obvious. You know, Richard said the other day how time flies, but Richard always says things like that that are kind of obvious. 1192 01:09:55,713 --> 01:09:57,671 - Um... -Yes. Things I do. Yes. - Um... - I do. I do. Yeah. 1193 01:09:57,671 --> 01:10:08,552 You know, it made me think at 30, if I thought about 50, I'd think, "That's a horribly far away thing, I don't really need to think about it," and then... presto I'm 50 And, you know, but it made me think when I was 30, if I thought about 50, I thought, "That is an awful long way away, and I don't really need to think about it," and... and then I blinked and I'm 50. 1194 01:10:08,552 --> 01:10:10,380 This is crazy. That's crazy. 1195 01:10:10,380 --> 01:10:11,729 Time flies so fast. Time flies. 1196 01:10:11,729 --> 01:10:14,949 I wish I could say I've done more in these 50 years. Um, I wish I could say that I've done more with my 50 years. 1197 01:10:14,949 --> 01:10:24,785 But my amazing daughter, who just became senior partner, apparently the youngest senior partner ever, is a strong and smart lawyer, isn't she? Um, my amazing daughter, though, she just made senior partner-- apparently the youngest to ever do so-- and she is one tough, brilliant attorney, isn't she? 1198 01:10:24,785 --> 01:10:26,222 She is like that. Yes. She is that. Yes. 1199 01:10:26,222 --> 01:10:27,397 Yes. Yeah. 1200 01:10:27,397 --> 01:10:30,791 But I didn’t get to go to law school. Um, but I never made it to law school. 1201 01:10:30,791 --> 01:10:40,148 Well...I didn't get to see Paris in the spring, nor did I get to spend the night in Yellowstone because it was too crowded, my dear, your candle. Um... And I-I never got to see Paris in the spring, and I never got to stay over in Yellowstone because it was too crowded or-- Sw-Sweetheart, your candles. 1202 01:10:40,148 --> 01:10:44,675 No, it’s just that I’ve been putting it off, and I’ve been putting it off. Well, no, it's just that I put things off, and I kept putting them off. 1203 01:10:44,675 --> 01:10:46,894 I'd say, "Oh, let's do it next year." And I would say, "Oh, we'll do it next year." 1204 01:10:46,894 --> 01:10:50,898 And then next year, I'm like, "Oh, next year, next year." And then that next year would come, and I'd say, "Oh, next year, next year." 1205 01:10:50,898 --> 01:10:54,815 And...I don't want to do this anymore. And... I don't want to do that anymore. 1206 01:10:54,815 --> 01:10:56,252 Margaret, it's okay. Margaret, it's okay. 1207 01:10:56,252 --> 01:10:58,819 -It's okay. -Blow out the candle. - Yeah, it's okay. - Blow out your candles. 1208 01:10:58,819 --> 01:11:00,517 Yes. Yeah. 1209 01:11:05,739 --> 01:11:12,790 So, during the American Revolution, marriage was synonymous with dictatorship. So, around the time of the American Revolution, marriage was something equal to a dictatorship. 1210 01:11:12,790 --> 01:11:19,057 But today, thankfully, it is closer to, shall we say, democracy. But nowadays, thank goodness, it resembles something closer to, shall we say, a democracy. 1211 01:11:19,057 --> 01:11:22,103 Although not yet "a more perfect union" Although not yet "a more perfect union." 1212 01:11:22,103 --> 01:11:29,633 You see, most couples like to think that marriage is about being in the same boat and doing everything in the same boat. You see, most couples like to think of marriage as being together in the same boat, doing everything together in the same boat. 1213 01:11:29,633 --> 01:11:36,553 Fight, have sex, then stop having sex, fight again, then get together again, and do it all again. Fight and make love, and stop making love and fighting some more, and then coming together and doing it all over again. 1214 01:11:36,553 --> 01:11:41,993 Mainly a fight for their personal space, a fight to be heard, a fight for their identity. Mostly fighting for their individual space, fighting to be heard, fighting for their identity. 1215 01:11:41,993 --> 01:11:49,653 I like to call it fighting for the rudder while one's own boat is sailing down the river of life. I like to call it fighting over the rudder, all while their boat is floating down the river of life. 1216 01:11:49,653 --> 01:11:59,532 It may be heading for the bottom, but most couples find comfort in the idea of being in the same boat, because if the ship sinks, they go down with it. Possibly headed for the falls, but most couples find solace in this idea of being in the same boat, because if the boat sinks, they go down together. 1217 01:12:01,055 --> 01:12:05,756 Margaret, I can't believe you brought a psychiatrist home. Margaret, I can't believe you brought your shrink into our home. 1218 01:12:05,756 --> 01:12:07,410 Oh, I'm not a psychiatrist. Oh, I'm not a psychiatrist. 1219 01:12:07,410 --> 01:12:08,672 What are you? Well, what are you? 1220 01:12:08,672 --> 01:12:10,108 I am a life coach. I'm a life coach. 1221 01:12:10,108 --> 01:12:11,457 That's even better. Even better. 1222 01:12:11,457 --> 01:12:14,025 A fully accredited holistic health practitioner. A fully accredited holistic health practitioner. 1223 01:12:14,025 --> 01:12:17,985 Margaret, I can’t believe you brought this quack life coach into our home. Margaret, I can't believe that you brought this quack life coach into our home. 1224 01:12:17,985 --> 01:12:22,250 Considering your unwillingness to do the work, here's my advice. It was my suggestion, considering your reluctance to do the work. 1225 01:12:22,250 --> 01:12:27,038 I don't want to. What's your name? My reluctance to-- What is your name again? 1226 01:12:27,038 --> 01:12:28,561 Gilbert Moore, CHHP. Gilbert Moore, CHHP. 1227 01:12:28,561 --> 01:12:29,867 You can call me Jill. You can call me Gil. 1228 01:12:29,867 --> 01:12:33,523 Gilbert Moore, CHHP, makes the point. Well, Gilbert Moore, CHHP, get to the point. 1229 01:12:34,828 --> 01:12:37,570 I think you two are different people. I think you two belong in separate boats. 1230 01:12:39,006 --> 01:12:41,313 Get out of my house! Get the fuck out of my house! 1231 01:13:08,775 --> 01:13:10,777 I can't smell anything. I cannot smell anything. 1232 01:13:10,777 --> 01:13:21,614 Look, my dad fell down in Florida and broke his hip, and the doctor said there were complications from the surgery and there was an infection, so he was going to be bedridden for a while. Look, my father fell and broke his hip down in Florida, and the doctors say there were complications in the surgery, with an infection, so he's gonna be laid up for quite a while. 1233 01:13:21,614 --> 01:13:29,361 He's going to have trouble walking, you know, moving around, going up and down the stairs, so... we have to bring him back. He'll have trouble walking and, you know, getting around, getting up and down stairs, so... Well, we have to bring him back here. 1234 01:13:29,361 --> 01:13:32,059 He would camp out in our living room. He'll camp out in our living room. 1235 01:13:32,059 --> 01:13:34,018 We have a sofa bed. We have the sofa bed. 1236 01:13:35,323 --> 01:13:37,674 No. No. 1237 01:13:37,674 --> 01:13:41,242 No, Margaret was not happy, no. No, Mar-Margaret is not happy with it, no. 1238 01:13:41,242 --> 01:13:42,592 Yes. Yeah. 1239 01:13:42,592 --> 01:13:57,302 She's got a lot on her plate, and...listen, it's complicated, and I feel like...I think...I feel like she's leaving me. She's got a lot of stuff that's going on and... Look, it's complicated, and I think that, uh... I think... I think she's going to leave me. 1240 01:13:57,302 --> 01:13:59,783 Oh my god, I'm so sorry, Richie. God, I'm sorry, Rich. 1241 01:13:59,783 --> 01:14:01,872 Do you think she's dating someone else? You think she's seeing someone else? 1242 01:14:03,047 --> 01:14:05,528 No, it's not like that. No, no, it's nothing like that. 1243 01:14:06,746 --> 01:14:09,488 It's just been brewing for a long time. It's just been brewing for an awfully long time. 1244 01:14:11,011 --> 01:14:13,884 Listen, but... we'll talk about this tomorrow. Look, but, um... we'll talk about this tomorrow. 1245 01:14:13,884 --> 01:14:15,320 -The strangest thing just happened. -Yes. - The strangest thing just happened. - Yeah. 1246 01:14:15,320 --> 01:14:20,281 I had to pull over because I forgot where I lived. I had to pull the car over on the side of the road because I forgot where I lived. 1247 01:14:21,369 --> 01:14:24,024 I just stopped the car and thought about it. Literally just stopped the car and had to think about it. 1248 01:14:25,199 --> 01:14:28,507 Isn’t it strange that I don’t know where you are? Isn't that odd, not knowing where you are? 1249 01:14:28,507 --> 01:14:31,162 You have a lot going on in your mind. Well, you have a lot on your mind. 1250 01:14:31,162 --> 01:14:33,512 I'm glad you remember. I'm glad you remembered. 1251 01:14:33,512 --> 01:14:35,993 Anyway, here I come. Anyway, I'm here. 1252 01:14:37,560 --> 01:14:39,431 I'm glad you're here. I'm glad you're here. 1253 01:14:45,829 --> 01:14:48,135 Your new prescription is on the table. Your new prescriptions are here on the table. 1254 01:14:48,135 --> 01:14:50,921 Huh? What did you say? Huh? What did you say? 1255 01:14:50,921 --> 01:14:53,097 Your new prescription is on the table. Your new prescriptions are there on the end table. 1256 01:14:53,097 --> 01:14:54,968 Huh? Huh? 1257 01:14:54,968 --> 01:14:58,537 Your new prescription is on the table! Your new prescriptions are there on the end table! 1258 01:14:58,537 --> 01:15:01,061 One day you will grow old. You know, you're gonna get old one day. 1259 01:15:02,585 --> 01:15:04,674 --sorry. ——Huh? - Sorry. - Huh? 1260 01:15:04,674 --> 01:15:06,545 I said sorry! I said I'm sorry! 1261 01:15:06,545 --> 01:15:08,765 I heard it the first time. I'm kidding you. I heard you the first time. I was pulling your leg. 1262 01:15:08,765 --> 01:15:11,376 -What do you want to see? ——Danger! - What do you want to watch? - Jeopardy! 1263 01:15:11,376 --> 01:15:13,987 ——What?——Danger! Ah. - What? - Jeopardy! Ugh. 1264 01:15:13,987 --> 01:15:15,467 Is that all? So, is that everything? 1265 01:15:15,467 --> 01:15:17,077 This is all I have. It's everything I've got. 1266 01:15:17,077 --> 01:15:18,731 Okay. All right. 1267 01:15:18,731 --> 01:15:21,734 It's a pleasure doing business with you. It is a pleasure doing business with you. 1268 01:15:21,734 --> 01:15:24,737 So glad you found your next home so quickly. Very excited that you found your next house so quickly. 1269 01:15:24,737 --> 01:15:26,565 Yeah, it wasn't easy, but we did it. Yeah, it wasn't easy, but we got there. 1270 01:15:26,565 --> 01:15:27,784 Yes. Yeah. 1271 01:15:27,784 --> 01:15:30,917 So, what do you think this is useful for? So, what you think this is really gonna go for? 1272 01:15:30,917 --> 01:15:36,532 It's hard to say, but I feel like the market is really starting to take off. Oh, it's so hard to say, but it's starting to feel like the market is really taking off. 1273 01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:40,187 I want every quote to be at least 10% higher than the requirement. I expect every offer to come in at least ten percent asking above. 1274 01:15:40,187 --> 01:15:42,233 ——Oh. -About 20. - Oh. - Maybe 20. 1275 01:15:42,233 --> 01:15:44,496 From your lips to God’s ears. From your lips to God's ears. 1276 01:15:44,496 --> 01:15:47,934 In this market, I might be able to communicate directly with God. Well, in this market, I may just have a direct line with God. 1277 01:15:47,934 --> 01:15:49,632 I really hope so. I really hope so. 1278 01:15:50,589 --> 01:15:53,592 I'm going to post all the photos first thing tomorrow morning. I'll be sure to post all the pictures first thing in the morning. 1279 01:15:53,592 --> 01:15:55,376 If you need anything else, send me an email. And email me if you need anything else. 1280 01:15:55,376 --> 01:15:57,117 I will. Thank you! I will. Thank you. 1281 01:15:57,117 --> 01:15:58,858 -Thank you. Good night, everyone. -Well, have a nice evening. - Thank you. Good night. - Okay, have a great evening. 1282 01:15:58,858 --> 01:16:00,207 You, too. You, too. 1283 01:16:03,428 --> 01:16:05,038 Hey. Hey. 1284 01:16:05,038 --> 01:16:07,214 Hey, what's going on? Why are you crying? Hey, what's going on? Why you crying? 1285 01:16:09,695 --> 01:16:18,269 Hey. What, Raquel died 20 minutes ago. Hey. What-- Raquel died like 20 minutes ago. 1286 01:16:21,402 --> 01:16:23,579 God, I'm so sorry. Oh, God, I'm so sorry. 1287 01:16:32,892 --> 01:16:35,155 Are you sure this will fit in the new restaurant? Are you sure this thing's gonna fit in the new dining room? 1288 01:16:35,155 --> 01:16:37,027 We've all been measured, honey. We had 'em all measured, honey. 1289 01:16:37,027 --> 01:16:38,811 Looks quite big. It seems pretty damn big. 1290 01:16:38,811 --> 01:16:40,465 I made you a sandwich. Made you a sandwich. 1291 01:16:41,901 --> 01:16:43,424 Thank God. Thank God. 1292 01:16:43,424 --> 01:16:45,035 I'm starving. I'm starving. 1293 01:16:45,035 --> 01:16:47,646 I can't take care of him, Richard. I can't take care of him, Richard. 1294 01:16:47,646 --> 01:16:49,779 I just started to feel like myself. I just started to feel like my own person. 1295 01:16:49,779 --> 01:16:54,000 He's here and I want to scream, I'm trapped. With him being here, I feel like I could scream, I'm so trapped. 1296 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:55,349 I know this sounds bad. And I know that sounds shitty. 1297 01:16:55,349 --> 01:16:56,829 He wants to come back to us. He wanted to come back to us. 1298 01:16:56,829 --> 01:16:58,265 He wants to go home. He wanted to come home. 1299 01:16:58,265 --> 01:17:01,791 He wanted to be here, here - here! He wanted to be here, where-- Here! 1300 01:17:01,791 --> 01:17:03,401 Go to hell. To die. 1301 01:17:05,664 --> 01:17:08,493 -Hey, Dad. What's the score? ——Huh? - Hey, Dad. What's the score? - Huh? 1302 01:17:08,493 --> 01:17:10,147 Who won this game? The game-- who's winning? 1303 01:17:10,147 --> 01:17:15,021 Well...at the crossroads of the world, Times Square in New York... Uh... At the crossroads of the world, Times Square in New York City... 1304 01:17:20,331 --> 01:17:22,333 Hey, come on. It's almost time. Hey, come on. It's almost time. 1305 01:17:22,333 --> 01:17:27,033 15 seconds later...you look so stupid. In 15 seconds... You look so silly. 1306 01:17:27,033 --> 01:17:28,774 It's that time of year. It's that time of year. 1307 01:17:28,774 --> 01:17:36,086 Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, - five, four... - for better times. Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, - five, four... - To better times. 1308 01:17:36,086 --> 01:17:38,958 -…Three, two, one. -Better times. - ...three, two, one. - Better times. 1309 01:17:38,958 --> 01:17:41,308 Happy New Year! Happy New Year! 1310 01:17:42,701 --> 01:17:44,834 Happy New Year, Richard. Happy New Year, Richard. 1311 01:17:44,834 --> 01:17:46,487 Happy New Year, Margaret. Happy New Year, Margaret. 1312 01:17:55,845 --> 01:18:00,327 … From a forensic perspective, you can’t prove that with certainty. ...forensic scientific standpoint, you cannot definitively prove that. 1313 01:18:04,288 --> 01:18:08,727 My meeting was cancelled, so I thought, how about having our favorite breakfast? Well, my meeting was canceled, so I figured, how about our favorite breakfast? 1314 01:18:08,727 --> 01:18:09,946 Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. 1315 01:18:09,946 --> 01:18:12,252 Dad must see a psychiatrist, okay? Dad make it to therapy okay? 1316 01:18:12,252 --> 01:18:14,254 Well, I answered the call on time. Uh, picked up right on time. 1317 01:18:14,254 --> 01:18:16,692 He has a new caregiver. Her name is Carol. He has a new caregiver. Her name is Carol. 1318 01:18:16,692 --> 01:18:18,171 Carlo. Carol. 1319 01:18:18,171 --> 01:18:21,087 Vanessa left me a message at the office. Vanessa left a message for me down at the office. 1320 01:18:21,087 --> 01:18:23,220 Have you talked to her? Did you talk to her? 1321 01:18:23,220 --> 01:18:24,743 I did it. I did. 1322 01:18:24,743 --> 01:18:27,093 What does she have to say? Uh, what'd she have to say? 1323 01:18:27,093 --> 01:18:29,705 Funny we talked about you. Well, funnily enough, we talked about you. 1324 01:18:29,705 --> 01:18:31,707 Me? Me? 1325 01:18:31,707 --> 01:18:40,324 We talked about what a great artist you were and that when we met you always wanted to be a graphic artist. We talked about what a great artist you are and how you always wanted to be a graphic artist back when we met. 1326 01:18:40,324 --> 01:18:43,719 She wants to know why you stop painting. And she wanted to know why you quit painting. 1327 01:18:48,201 --> 01:18:50,334 You know why. You know why. 1328 01:18:50,334 --> 01:18:52,597 Actually I don't know. I don't, actually. 1329 01:18:55,818 --> 01:18:57,820 I have to make a living. I had to make a living. 1330 01:18:59,212 --> 01:19:01,388 I have to make money. I had to make money. 1331 01:19:05,610 --> 01:19:07,960 I rented a flat on the High Street. I took an apartment on High Street. 1332 01:19:09,875 --> 01:19:11,964 I can walk to work. I can walk to work. 1333 01:19:17,796 --> 01:19:20,494 So you want to leave me? So you're leaving me? 1334 01:19:23,671 --> 01:19:25,325 I am. I am. 1335 01:20:07,541 --> 01:20:10,283 Do you think you can save it? Do you think you can save it? 1336 01:20:10,283 --> 01:20:11,763 Save what? Save what? 1337 01:20:11,763 --> 01:20:14,070 your marriage. Your marriage. 1338 01:20:15,593 --> 01:20:17,203 I don't know. I have no idea. 1339 01:20:17,203 --> 01:20:20,337 Your mom and I, we never had a problem like this. Your mom and I, we never had problems like that. 1340 01:20:20,337 --> 01:20:22,905 Yes, you said it. Yes, you did. 1341 01:20:22,905 --> 01:20:24,776 People just don't talk about them. People just didn't talk about them. 1342 01:20:24,776 --> 01:20:27,344 That's all. It was a different time. That's all. It was a different time. 1343 01:20:27,344 --> 01:20:30,216 Oh, she...she left me once. Oh, she... she left me once. 1344 01:20:30,216 --> 01:20:31,739 Yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1345 01:20:31,739 --> 01:20:34,481 You know, you're all little. You know, you were all little. 1346 01:20:34,481 --> 01:20:40,400 She was gone for four days, went to New York, saw a few plays, and climbed the Empire State Building. She left for four days, went to New York, saw some plays, and went up the Empire State Building. 1347 01:20:42,446 --> 01:20:44,752 But she's back, Richie. But she came back, Ricky. 1348 01:20:45,884 --> 01:20:48,713 She came back and never left. She came back, and she never left again. 1349 01:20:48,713 --> 01:20:52,325 Yeah, like I said, times have changed. Yeah, well, it was a different time, like I said. 1350 01:20:52,325 --> 01:20:54,719 She left her heavy coat behind. She left her heavy coat. 1351 01:20:54,719 --> 01:20:56,155 Who did it? Who did? 1352 01:20:56,155 --> 01:20:58,070 Margaret - She left her coat here. Margaret--she left her heavy coat. 1353 01:20:58,070 --> 01:21:00,899 When you leave something like that, it means you want to come back. When you leave something like that, it means you want to come back. 1354 01:21:00,899 --> 01:21:03,032 Margaret left behind a lot. Margaret's leaving all kinds of stuff. 1355 01:21:03,032 --> 01:21:05,121 This doesn't make any sense. It doesn't mean anything. 1356 01:21:06,470 --> 01:21:10,343 She's been forgetting a lot of things lately. She's been forgetting a lot of things lately. 1357 01:21:10,343 --> 01:21:12,389 Maybe it's time, Ricky. Maybe it's time, Ricky. 1358 01:21:12,389 --> 01:21:13,869 For what? For what? 1359 01:21:13,869 --> 01:21:16,306 Maybe you should sell the house. Maybe you should sell the house. 1360 01:21:17,655 --> 01:21:20,353 Selling the house? Sell the house? 1361 01:21:20,353 --> 01:21:24,444 It’s been so long, you say sell... After all this time, you've said sell... 1362 01:21:28,231 --> 01:21:31,451 I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I will tell you what I am going to do. 1363 01:21:32,975 --> 01:21:35,847 I'm going to paint. I am going to paint. 1364 01:21:37,283 --> 01:21:38,937 OK. Good. 1365 01:21:38,937 --> 01:21:40,373 Let's go, honey. Come along, darling. 1366 01:21:40,373 --> 01:21:42,332 It's time to go. It's time to go. 1367 01:21:42,332 --> 01:21:46,118 Mom, I'm going to miss being here. Mother, I'm going to miss being here. 1368 01:21:46,118 --> 01:21:48,381 Really? Really? 1369 01:21:48,381 --> 01:21:49,948 I won't. I won't. 1370 01:21:49,948 --> 01:21:51,776 Its name is Enza. Its name was Enza. 1371 01:21:51,776 --> 01:21:53,038 Let's go, honey. Come along, darling. 1372 01:21:53,038 --> 01:21:54,648 I open the window. I opened the window. 1373 01:21:54,648 --> 01:21:56,781 Enza flew in. In flew Enza. 1374 01:21:56,781 --> 01:21:58,478 I have a little bird. I had a little bird. 1375 01:21:58,478 --> 01:22:00,611 Its name is Enza. Its name was Enza. 1376 01:22:00,611 --> 01:22:02,526 I open the window. I opened the window. 1377 01:22:02,526 --> 01:22:04,789 Enza flew in. In flew Enza. 1378 01:22:04,789 --> 01:22:06,660 I have a little bird. I had a little bird. 1379 01:22:06,660 --> 01:22:08,967 Its name is Enza. Its name was Enza. 1380 01:22:08,967 --> 01:22:11,056 What am I here for? What did I come in here for? 1381 01:22:15,452 --> 01:22:17,367 Why am I here? Why am I here? 1382 01:22:18,977 --> 01:22:20,631 Rose. Rose. 1383 01:22:26,071 --> 01:22:27,986 Here I come, Ross. I'm coming, Rose. 1384 01:22:31,772 --> 01:22:33,687 Here I come. I'm coming. 1385 01:22:33,687 --> 01:22:35,167 Rose? Rose? 1386 01:22:40,216 --> 01:22:42,044 Don't worry. Don't worry. 1387 01:22:42,044 --> 01:22:43,959 Here I come, Ross. I'm coming, Rose. 1388 01:22:45,873 --> 01:22:47,875 Just wait. I am coming. Just wait. I'm coming. 1389 01:22:49,399 --> 01:22:52,184 Here I come. I am coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. 1390 01:23:03,239 --> 01:23:07,547 Wallet, watch, keys. Wallet, watch, keys. 1391 01:23:44,280 --> 01:23:46,760 I want to thank you for coming today. I wanted to thank you for being there today. 1392 01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:48,371 This means a lot to me. It-it meant a lot. 1393 01:23:48,371 --> 01:23:50,373 This is a lovely service. It was a lovely service. 1394 01:23:50,373 --> 01:23:53,028 I'm sorry I can't stay for lunch, Richard. I'm sorry I couldn't stay for the lunch, Richard. 1395 01:23:53,028 --> 01:23:54,507 Oh, no, it's okay. Oh, no, that's all right. 1396 01:23:54,507 --> 01:23:56,770 It doesn't matter. But thank you. That's all right. Just-- But thank you. 1397 01:23:56,770 --> 01:23:59,121 are you okay? So, are you all right? 1398 01:23:59,121 --> 01:24:00,600 are you okay? H-How are you doing? 1399 01:24:00,600 --> 01:24:02,254 I'm fine. I'm okay. 1400 01:24:03,386 --> 01:24:06,650 I'm sad but I'm okay. I'm sad, but I'm okay. 1401 01:24:06,650 --> 01:24:09,479 Well, that's sad. Very sad. Well, it is sad. Very sad. 1402 01:24:09,479 --> 01:24:13,309 Yes, as we've discussed many times, this feeling is important. Yeah, and as we've discussed many times, that's an important feeling. 1403 01:24:13,309 --> 01:24:16,573 Uh-huh. Of course it is. Mm-hmm. It certainly is. 1404 01:24:17,661 --> 01:24:32,371 It's nice that dad and I... it's been so long, you know, since he's come back to live here and... we've talked and we've... we've sorted out a lot of stuff. It was good that Dad and I had... so much time, you know, since he came back to live here, and... we talked, we-we-we... we sorted through a lot of stuff. 1405 01:24:32,371 --> 01:24:34,025 I'm very happy. I'm glad. 1406 01:24:34,025 --> 01:24:36,332 So glad you both were able to do it. Glad you two were able to do that. 1407 01:24:36,332 --> 01:24:45,341 And, Margaret, I need to... Margaret, I need to apologize to you. And, Margaret, I need to... Margaret, I have to apologize to you. 1408 01:24:47,256 --> 01:24:50,607 -Richard, you don't have to. -Yes. Yes. - Richard, you don't have to-- - Yeah. Yeah. Yes. 1409 01:24:50,607 --> 01:24:53,566 Margaret, I have to tell you how sorry I am. Margaret, I have to tell you how sorry I am. 1410 01:24:55,133 --> 01:24:58,093 All I did was worry about every damn thing. All I did was worry about every damn thing. 1411 01:24:59,355 --> 01:25:05,404 At some point, I must be crazy to believe that worrying will prevent painful things from happening. In some insane way, I must have believed that worrying would keep painful things from happening. 1412 01:25:06,753 --> 01:25:08,712 Isn't this ridiculous? Isn't it ridiculous? 1413 01:25:12,150 --> 01:25:14,065 Sorry, Margaret. I'm sorry, Margaret. 1414 01:25:15,110 --> 01:25:19,157 I'm sorry I couldn't meet your request. I'm sorry I wasn't able to be what you needed me to be. 1415 01:25:19,157 --> 01:25:21,812 Richard, it's okay. Richard, it's okay. 1416 01:25:21,812 --> 01:25:23,509 But thank you anyway. But thank you. 1417 01:25:24,945 --> 01:25:29,298 Give thanks for something. Thank you for saying that. Thank you for... for saying that. 1418 01:25:33,867 --> 01:25:39,786 We all...we did our best. We both... We did the best we could. 1419 01:25:42,746 --> 01:25:43,921 Yes. Yeah. 1420 01:25:44,878 --> 01:25:46,271 Yes. Yeah. 1421 01:26:05,116 --> 01:26:09,990 Around the roses, a pocketful of flowers. Ring around the rosie, a pocket full of posies. 1422 01:26:09,990 --> 01:26:14,081 Ashes, ashes, we all fall. Ashes, ashes, we all fall down. 1423 01:26:17,781 --> 01:26:22,481 As we walked along the Seine, the sky suddenly opened up and it began to rain heavily. We were walking along the Seine, and the sky opened up, and it just started to pour. 1424 01:26:22,481 --> 01:26:27,704 So we ducked into this little cafe and ended up eating the best baguettes of our lives. So we ducked into this tiny café and ended up having the best baguette of our life. 1425 01:26:27,704 --> 01:26:35,929 Oh, by the way, I must be starting to look French because an American tourist stopped me and asked me if I spoke English, and I said, "Yes." Oh, and I must be starting to look French, by the way, because an American tourist stopped me and asked me if I spoke English, and I said, "Oui." 1426 01:26:35,929 --> 01:26:37,453 Oh. Aw. 1427 01:26:37,453 --> 01:26:39,629 You have to go to Paris and see it. You got to see Paris. 1428 01:26:39,629 --> 01:26:41,544 I'm going to see Paris, Richard. I got to see Paris, Richard. 1429 01:26:41,544 --> 01:26:44,329 Vanessa it's great to be dating you. How great Vanessa was able to rendezvous with you. 1430 01:26:44,329 --> 01:26:46,157 Oh, great. Oh, it was wonderful. 1431 01:26:46,157 --> 01:26:49,334 Vanessa and I decided to come back every year. And Vanessa and I decided we're coming back every year. 1432 01:26:49,334 --> 01:26:50,814 -Only us. There is no David. --oh. - Just us. No David. - Oh. 1433 01:26:50,814 --> 01:26:52,119 Just a mother-daughter trip. Just a mother-and-daughter trip. 1434 01:26:52,119 --> 01:26:53,512 Oh, why not? Yes. Oh, why not? Yeah. 1435 01:26:53,512 --> 01:26:58,082 Did you know? I'm going to save my money and go to a new country every year. And you know what else? I'm gonna save my pennies to visit a new country every year. 1436 01:26:58,082 --> 01:27:00,737 Sounds like a perfect plan. That sounds like a perfect plan. 1437 01:27:00,737 --> 01:27:05,089 Speaking of plans, will Vanessa and David be spending Thanksgiving with you this year? Oh, speaking of plans, are Vanessa and David joining you for Thanksgiving this year? 1438 01:27:05,089 --> 01:27:07,265 They were going to David's parents' house. They're going to David's folks'. 1439 01:27:07,265 --> 01:27:14,011 Vanessa told me that David's mom was going to have Thanksgiving this year and there was nothing we could do about it. Vanessa told me that David's mother is hell-bent on having Thanksgiving this year and there's nothing we can do about it. 1440 01:27:15,099 --> 01:27:18,363 Margaret, we have family all over the world. Well, Margaret, the family is spread all over the globe. 1441 01:27:20,365 --> 01:27:22,280 No. No. There is no plan. No. No. No plans. 1442 01:27:22,280 --> 01:27:24,587 No, n no... no plan. No, n-no... no plans. 1443 01:27:24,587 --> 01:27:26,632 So I thought I'd just skip it. So I think I'm just gonna skip it. 1444 01:27:26,632 --> 01:27:28,199 you? You? 1445 01:27:30,723 --> 01:27:33,291 Do you really want to? Would you really want to? 1446 01:27:33,291 --> 01:27:34,945 I'd love to. I'd love that. 1447 01:27:35,989 --> 01:27:38,296 Okay, then you get the idea. Well, then you got it. 1448 01:27:38,296 --> 01:27:41,560 Thanksgiving dinner, four o'clock in the afternoon, right here. Thanksgiving dinner, 4:00 p.m., right here. 1449 01:27:53,137 --> 01:27:54,747 It's open! It's open! 1450 01:28:01,363 --> 01:28:02,755 -Hi. -Hi. - Hey. - Hi. 1451 01:28:02,755 --> 01:28:04,496 Oh, you look great. Oh, you look great. 1452 01:28:04,496 --> 01:28:06,672 ——Oh. -You have. - Aw. - You do. 1453 01:28:06,672 --> 01:28:08,544 Are you sure this is what you want? You sure this is what you wanted? 1454 01:28:08,544 --> 01:28:12,504 Oh, and what’s better for Thanksgiving dinner than cold egg rolls? Oh, what could be better for Thanksgiving dinner than cold egg rolls? 1455 01:28:12,504 --> 01:28:15,290 Wow, Richard, you are really painting. Wow, Richard, you've really been painting. 1456 01:28:15,290 --> 01:28:17,466 Oh, I've been busy. Oh, I've been busy, yeah. 1457 01:28:17,466 --> 01:28:19,032 They're fine. They're great. 1458 01:28:19,032 --> 01:28:20,947 OK, thank you. Well, thank you. 1459 01:28:20,947 --> 01:28:23,298 Beautiful. Beautiful. 1460 01:28:23,298 --> 01:28:25,300 What is this? What's this? 1461 01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:26,910 That's you. That is you. 1462 01:28:26,910 --> 01:28:28,825 I don't look like that. I don't look like that. 1463 01:28:28,825 --> 01:28:30,087 Yes you have. Yes, you do. 1464 01:28:30,087 --> 01:28:31,741 Oh my gosh. Oh, my goodness. 1465 01:28:31,741 --> 01:28:33,482 You can sell these. You could actually sell these. 1466 01:28:33,482 --> 01:28:34,918 -Really? -But not that. - Yeah? - Not that one, though. 1467 01:28:34,918 --> 01:28:36,876 I drew this just for you. I painted this one just for you. 1468 01:28:36,876 --> 01:28:38,225 Our Vanessa. Our Vanessa. 1469 01:28:38,225 --> 01:28:39,575 -So beautiful. -Our masterpiece. - So beautiful. - Our masterpiece. 1470 01:28:39,575 --> 01:28:41,359 Oh, that's for sure. Oh, that's for sure. 1471 01:28:41,359 --> 01:28:43,753 -Thank you. -Thanks. - Thank you. - Thank you. 1472 01:28:43,753 --> 01:28:46,408 This is a place of honor for you. Here's a place of honor for you. 1473 01:28:46,408 --> 01:28:49,324 It’s great that you pulled out the folding table. How nice of you to pull out the folding table. 1474 01:28:49,324 --> 01:28:51,064 It's a family tradition. It's a family tradition. 1475 01:28:51,064 --> 01:28:52,805 I thought, why not? I thought, why not? 1476 01:28:52,805 --> 01:28:56,983 The worst thing happened to me while I was waiting in line at a Chinese restaurant. You know, the damnedest thing happened when I was waiting in line at the Chinese restaurant. 1477 01:28:56,983 --> 01:28:59,899 For a moment, I forgot why I was there. For a second, I forgot why I was there. 1478 01:28:59,899 --> 01:29:01,466 -Scared me. --Um. - It scared me. - Hmm. 1479 01:29:01,466 --> 01:29:04,643 For many people, the holidays are confusing. Well, the holidays can be confusing for a lot of people. 1480 01:29:04,643 --> 01:29:06,297 Yes. Yeah. 1481 01:29:06,297 --> 01:29:09,431 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. - It's good to see you. - It's good to see you. 1482 01:29:11,302 --> 01:29:13,739 Well, I will bless you. Well, I'll give the blessing. 1483 01:29:13,739 --> 01:29:23,183 Thank you to all of you who are here today for your voices and for bringing us together today. Thank you for the sound of all the voices that have been here and for bringing us together today. 1484 01:29:24,620 --> 01:29:26,926 ——Amen. ——Amen. - Amen. - Amen. 1485 01:29:26,926 --> 01:29:28,928 Now, I thought, let's start a whole new tradition. Now, I thought, let's begin a brand-new tradition. 1486 01:29:28,928 --> 01:29:31,366 Let's eat the fortune cookies first. Let's start the meal with fortune cookies. 1487 01:29:31,366 --> 01:29:32,932 Okay. Okay. 1488 01:29:32,932 --> 01:29:34,717 -You come first. --oh. - You go first. - Oh. 1489 01:29:34,717 --> 01:29:37,328 "Help! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory" "Help! I'm being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory." 1490 01:29:37,328 --> 01:29:39,417 A joke my dad would tell. A joke my dad would've said. 1491 01:29:40,505 --> 01:29:42,942 "You're going to have an adventure." "You will have an adventure." 1492 01:29:46,729 --> 01:29:49,253 What an adventure it was. And what an adventure it has been. 1493 01:29:51,342 --> 01:29:53,083 What are you writing about? What does yours say? 1494 01:29:59,350 --> 01:30:02,266 "Old loves will come back to you." "An old love will come back to you." 1495 01:30:02,266 --> 01:30:04,442 Well, that's a good idea. Mm. That's a good one. 1496 01:30:06,618 --> 01:30:08,664 Is this my good luck? Is this my good fortune? 1497 01:30:11,493 --> 01:30:13,146 No. No. 1498 01:30:19,283 --> 01:30:21,111 I've been thinking about it. I've been thinking. 1499 01:30:22,329 --> 01:30:24,375 I want to sell the house. I'm gonna sell the house. 1500 01:30:25,507 --> 01:30:27,291 OK. Good. 1501 01:31:27,917 --> 01:31:30,223 Be careful, now. Careful, now. 1502 01:31:30,223 --> 01:31:32,182 -I got you. ——Ten? - I got you. - Ten? 1503 01:31:32,182 --> 01:31:34,445 Ten, yes. ten years. Ten, yeah. Ten years. 1504 01:31:34,445 --> 01:31:37,361 Can you believe it? Time flies so fast. Can you believe it? Time flies. 1505 01:31:37,361 --> 01:31:39,189 Be careful. Are you okay? Careful. You all right? 1506 01:31:39,189 --> 01:31:41,626 Come on, I got you. I got you. Here, I got you. I got you. 1507 01:31:44,150 --> 01:31:47,153 This is our home. This was our home. 1508 01:31:47,153 --> 01:31:49,112 We live here. We lived here. 1509 01:31:49,112 --> 01:31:51,244 You live here. You lived here. 1510 01:31:51,244 --> 01:31:52,681 -We live here? --Yes. Yes. - We lived here? - Yes. Yeah. 1511 01:31:52,681 --> 01:31:53,943 Here, sit down. Sit down. Here, sit. Sit down. 1512 01:31:53,943 --> 01:31:56,423 I have these chairs. I have these chairs. 1513 01:31:56,423 --> 01:32:01,994 When you first came to the house, you looked so beautiful. Uh, the first time you came into this house, oh, you looked so beautiful. 1514 01:32:01,994 --> 01:32:04,214 I can't take my eyes off you. Couldn't take my eyes off you. 1515 01:32:04,214 --> 01:32:06,433 You are here to meet my parents. You came to meet my mom and my dad. 1516 01:32:06,433 --> 01:32:09,001 Do you remember my parents? Now, do you remember my mom and my dad? 1517 01:32:09,001 --> 01:32:11,874 Ross and Al. Rose and Al. 1518 01:32:11,874 --> 01:32:13,092 No. No. 1519 01:32:13,092 --> 01:32:15,704 We live here together. Well, we all lived here together. 1520 01:32:15,704 --> 01:32:17,575 Lots and lots of happy memories. Many, many happy memories. 1521 01:32:17,575 --> 01:32:24,147 I'll never forget the night you and I had sex on my mom's couch. I will never forget, this one night, you and I made love on my mother's sofa right here. 1522 01:32:24,147 --> 01:32:25,627 ——No. -Yes. - No. - Yes, we did. 1523 01:32:25,627 --> 01:32:31,720 Everyone upstairs was asleep, so we started fighting—hot and heavy. ——Oh! No. oh. They were all asleep upstairs, and we were going at it - pretty hot and heavy. - Oh! No. Oh. 1524 01:32:31,720 --> 01:32:33,939 There are many wonderful memories here. Many happy memories here. 1525 01:32:33,939 --> 01:32:35,724 Thanksgiving and Christmas. Thanksgiving and Christmas. 1526 01:32:35,724 --> 01:32:40,598 We got married right in front of the fireplace. We-we got married right in front of the fireplace there. 1527 01:32:40,598 --> 01:32:44,994 Oh my God, you gave birth to our daughter Vanessa, right here. Oh, my God, you gave birth to our daughter, Vanessa, right here. 1528 01:32:44,994 --> 01:32:48,040 Do you remember our daughter Vanessa? Do you remember our daughter, Vanessa? 1529 01:32:49,868 --> 01:32:51,217 ——Hmm... ——Huh? - Eh... - Hmm? 1530 01:32:51,217 --> 01:32:54,046 We raised her in this house. We raised her in this house. 1531 01:32:54,046 --> 01:32:55,744 We try our best to be good parents. We did our best to be good parents. 1532 01:32:55,744 --> 01:33:02,577 You are a good mother, and I try to be a good father...and a good husband. You were a wonderful mother, and I-I tried to be a good father and... and a good husband. 1533 01:33:03,665 --> 01:33:05,754 I don't regret it. I have no regrets. 1534 01:33:06,798 --> 01:33:08,583 Vanessa? Vanessa? 1535 01:33:08,583 --> 01:33:11,977 Yes, our daughter, Vanessa. Yes, our daughter, Vanessa. 1536 01:33:11,977 --> 01:33:14,980 She was and is. She was and is a firecracker. 1537 01:33:14,980 --> 01:33:26,035 One time she...she won a prize at school - a ribbon - but she lost it, and she was so sad that she cried for two days about the lost ribbon. There was this one time she... she had won an award at school-- a ribbon-- and she lost it, and she was so upset she cried for two days straight about that lost ribbon. 1538 01:33:26,035 --> 01:33:28,341 -Blue Ribbon. -Yes, it's a blue ribbon. - The blue ribbon. - Yes, it was a blue ribbon. 1539 01:33:28,341 --> 01:33:30,735 I remember. I-I remember. 1540 01:33:30,735 --> 01:33:34,652 I'm...on the couch. I found it in the... in the sofa. 1541 01:33:34,652 --> 01:33:37,220 Brown sofa. I remember. The brown sofa. I remember. 1542 01:33:40,440 --> 01:33:42,094 I remember finding it. I remember finding it. 1543 01:33:42,094 --> 01:33:44,270 She was very happy. She was so happy. 1544 01:33:46,098 --> 01:33:51,408 You are so happy as soon as you walk in the door. And you-you came in the door, and you were so happy. 1545 01:33:53,279 --> 01:33:55,325 Oh, I remember them all. Oh, I remember all that. 1546 01:33:56,369 --> 01:33:58,458 Right here. That was right here. 1547 01:34:01,679 --> 01:34:03,855 I remember being here. I remember being here. 1548 01:34:06,031 --> 01:34:08,033 I like it here. I love it here.